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Well my friends, I know it has been a long 4 days sense i last spoke but my dog was so sweet as i was leaving (she brought me another beer) that i couldn't take another step. (again it was the beer). but i went on with my journey even though i knew i would miss my dog,(boy could she make a mean Jack and coke). I've made it to the sidewalk now one that i didn't know i had , anyway after i took my third step i realized "My god I'm not even at my house"! I don't have a side walk. So was that my dog after all ? do i even have a dog? I'm so confused at this point. Do i go back and ask the dog? or do i continue on? At this point it's a really hard desesion knowing that the liqure store is only one block away. It has to be the worm. This is going to be a hard on to make up my mind on. Ok hold on i found another piece of a candy bar in my pocket . I must set here and think, i will be back. "Damn Worm"
