Caller: “Hello, my cellphone bill is more than it is supposed to be.”
Me: “Okay, I see that your bill is $4.00 more than normal. Let’s see why.”
Caller: “You had better figure this out. I’m not going to pay it if you’re trying to screw me!”
Me: “I see the problem, You actually called Canada.”
Caller: “I have nationwide calling! I can call Canada if I want to.”
Me: “Actually, if you have nationwide calling, you’re only okay in the United States.”
Caller: “So? Canada is part of North America.”
Me: “Yes, but not the United States…”
Caller: “What about Colorado?”
Me: “Yes, Colorado is okay.”
Caller: “What about… Vietnam?”
Me: “Umm, no, that would be a bit international.”
Caller: “Fine! I’ll pay it this time, but maybe you guys should be a bit more clear on what your national service consists of!”
