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I was bar-tab stalking and something Gallo said in his reminded me of this joke:
A man was loloking for the perfect gift for his wife for Christmas. He wound up in a pet store and saw a parrot with a sign: "Parrot - $150.00 Sings Xmas Carols!" This seemed almost perfect, so he asked about the parrot. The store owner said, "His name is Chet. and yes, he sings Christmas songs. Watch!" He pulled out a lighter, lit it and held it under the parrot's left foot. The parrot moved his foot and started squawking - then began to sing, "Jingle Bells".
"That's amazing!" said the man.
"Wait!" said the store owner. He relit the lighter and held it under the parrot's right foot. Same reaction, except the song was "Deck the Halls".
"I'll take him!" said the man.
He got the bird home, and, because it would be hard to hide, he gave it to his wife. She was thrilled! Then he demonstrated the bird's unique trick, and she was doubly excited! She got curious, though, and hel's d it between the birdlegs. The parrot leaped up and to one side, squawked, and sang, "Chet's nuts roasting on an open fire..."
Rock on, and happy yule, y'all!
Shawn
