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1. Ever been compelled to fill out an asinine survey? Yep - alla time.. I'm such a follower sometimes... :P
2. Ever tear the tag off of a mattress depsite risk of fine and/or imprisonment? No - doesn't apply to the owner of said mattress
3. Ever used an aeresol can other than directed (bonus cool points for as a flamethrower to kill a spider) As a club for bugs when the Raid can was empty - does that count? It was still used for killing bugs...
4. Ever put in excess of 5 pringles in your mouth at once? No - 2 usually is my limit. Now the last of the Lays bag - THAT'S different...
5. Ever been driving and kinda flinch because you dont remember part of the ride? That's not common?
6. Ever sneezed in your hand, and then were immediately confronted by someone that wanted to shake? A few times...
7. What diversion did you create to get them to shake the other hand? It was in my left hand... Except once - I met Phil Graham. I didn't bother with a diversion - I WANTED to make him sick...
8. Ever been so drunk you ate all the individual components of a sandwich, but never actually made a sandwich? (ie-piece of bread, piece of meat, piece of cheese, squirt mustard in mouth) Not with a regular one - now CRACKER sandwiches alla time...
9. Not counting medical facilities or online...Whats the largest number of people that have seen you naked at once? Does the school locker room count?
10. What was the situation in question 9? Does the school locker room count?
11. Have you ever recycled a miss work excuse? And did anyone remember you already used that one? Not at the same job...
12. Ever knock one off in traffic? Nope - don't wanna scare/hurt anyone...
13. Ever peed on a jellyfish victum? And did they ask you to first? or did ya just let it fly? Never peed on anyone. (Well, Dud doesn't count - that was just in his status)
14. Have you ever verbally said an internet acronym in r/l? IRL? OMG - Alla time! Mostly WTF...
15. What is the most embarassing concert youve attended that you dont normally mention? Besides school ones? I'm never embarassed by them - although I must say the one that came through Dallas a few years ago had me leaving before the headliner, Culture Club...
16. Have you ever pitched a beer can out the passenger window into the bed of a pickup and it was sucked back in the back sliding window and nailed the driver in the head? I couldn't get close enough to the bed of the pickup...
17. Have you ever shot a road sign? Nope - pegged one with a beer can at 80 MPH once...
18. Have you ever had an injury and lied about the cause? Well, when I was 3 I blamed my broken leg on my mom 'cuz I was mad at her - I was a rotten kid sometimes...
19. Ever been asked to leave a late night breakfast joint? Yeah - the service was lousy, the food was lousy, and the coffee was motor oil. And I let the waitress - who was RUDE to begin with - AND the manager know it all sucked. I and my friends were invited to go elsewhere - so we did. I did take care of the tip - I had a nickel in my pocket...
20. Explain in one sentence, no less than 10 words, no more than 15, how you feel about RediWhip. Along with strawberries, it can make foreplay far more fun! =D
Rock on!
Shawn, AKA DurhamNtx
