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Im Leaving
To anyone interested, Im going to be leaving CT, some ppl on here are just way too immature for me to continue to deal with...but I have met ppl that I comsider friends and would like to stay in touch, if you feel the same and you dont already have my private email or myspace address..then write me a private message and I'll give you the info...Im only going to keep this open for a couple of days... Thanks everyone! Diane

At Last
Since you left me, each passing moment, Is haunting with memory- Amd my heart is nigh to breaking For our dreams that couldn't be. So return to me, and just for a moment, Let us dream as we dreamed in the past- And then, when the moment is over, My heart shall break at last.

Real Friend Test !
REAL FRIEND TEST ! This is GOOD..I expect it back too! I especially like the last Sentence!!!!!! A simple friend, when visiting, acts like a guest. A real friend opens Your Refrigerator and helps himself (and doesn't feel even the least bit Weird Shutting your 'beer/Pepsi drawer' with her foot!) A simple friend has never seen you cry A real friend has shoulders soggy from your tears.. A simple friend doesn't know your parents' first names. A real friend has their phone numbers in his address book. A simple friend brings a bottle of wine to your party. A real friend comes early to help you cook and stays late to help you clean. A simple friend hates it when you call after they've gone to bed. A real friend asks you why you took so long to call. A simple friend seeks to talk with you about your problems. A real friend seeks to help you with your problems. A simple friend wonders about your romantic history. A real friend could blackmail you with it. A

In Loving You
I do not grieve For having known of you. That strange, passionate Part of you That I have known; Nor do I lament For having as my own The fragment of soul You trusted me, tenderly, For so short a while, Nor do i mourn For having pillaged Immortalities open door For rememberence of your smile.

Shattered Chalice
There's days my smiles faded I can't see straight through my eyes I don't want to see the colors or the sparkle in your life I just want to drift away fall apart from this place and time forget all the memories take back all my time my life is scattered across the board lying broken on the floor each time I get the puzzle started you're like a hard wind all the pieces are gone again there's shards I will never recover pieces of my soul are lost how long will I be learning how to smile? I can't even understand the basics show me what should make me happy chastise me when I'm wrong barred and locked in the corner scarred and lonely once again ~Jess

Dance With Fire
U know i just noticed i havent written in a while ... so ya school is awsomei way busy but way loving it... other then that i am moving soon missing a good friend cuz he is moving lol i cant talk to him pouts ... Now for the Fire I had the most amazing day last week when out getting feild recordings at the beach noticed inthe darknesss across the way 2 fire balls sping in the air.... i ran for them but found them out when i got thre i asked if who ever was dancing with fire was still there and lol i asked really nicely if he might do it again so i could record the sound ..... this is called fire spining and tis truly amazing and i was so happy he spun fire just for me and got his number grins :p yes i have a new standard my next man have to be willing to spin fire for me lol dance with fire balls on another note i think i gonna take up spinning my self it looked wild i wanna learn how if not that hola hoppin with fire lol :p

Aphrodities And Devilish Dd's Hideout
Aphrodities and Devilish DD's Hideout CLICK PIC TO JOIN ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Also the lounge is looking for help if your willing to help on positions in the lounge please join the lounge and reply to the help wanted section in the discussions. We Need The Fallowing so far 2 Bartenders 1 Greeter 2 female dancers 1 male dancer 3 promoters Enforcers 2 between midnight central time to 6am central time 1 from 6am till w/e ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Also check out this other lounge of ours as well The Devils Playground Click the Pic to Join PLEASE JOIN NEED PEOPLE AND TY AS WELL JUST COPY AND PASTE THE CODE IN A NEW WINDOW Both are Proud members of The New and Improved Excalibur Radio (Old name was Daves Hideaway Radio)

My Head Is Swimming!
Wow! That's all I can say. I'm so pleased with the progress my dear sub llw is making. Last night I was in a funk and had errands to run after work. My dearest one racked her brain in an effort to figure out how we could get things done and how she could please me while we did so. She has been making strides to become more comfortable embracing this new lifestyle, and since we had to go out in public, she asked if it would please me if she ventured out of the house plugged and clamped. I smiled and told her it definitely would. We lubed her up well and inserted a butt plug deep inside her. A crotchrope kept the plug secure while providing her with some delicious friction in her naughty parts. I tightly clamped her nipples, making sure to shorten the chain so they were not simply clamped, but pulled as well. We then dressed her and headed out. She kept her arms behind her for the duration of our shopping trip. I led her with a hand on her shoulder, directing her on

My True Friends
REAL FRIEND TEST ! This is GOOD..I expect it back too! I especially like the last Sentence!!!!!! A simple friend, when visiting, acts like a guest. A real friend opens Your Refrigerator and helps himself (and doesn't feel even the least bit Weird Shutting your 'beer/Pepsi drawer' with her foot!) A simple friend has never seen you cry A real friend has shoulders soggy from your tears.. A simple friend doesn't know your parents' first names. A real friend has their phone numbers in his address book. A simple friend brings a bottle of wine to your party. A real friend comes early to help you cook and stays late to help you clean. A simple friend hates it when you call after they've gone to bed. A real friend asks you why you took so long to call. A simple friend seeks to talk with you about your problems. A real friend seeks to help you with your problems. A simple friend wonders about your romantic history. A real friend could blackmail you with it. A

Taralynn Would Like You.....
please vote for me!! This will only take a few mins of your time if that! please help me become Miss June in the Calendar contest. I will get 5 points for every person I get to join using my recruiter ID# 457!! just sign up and upload 2 pics of your self and your done and don't even need to use it if you don't want to. it really means alot to me if you could take the time to help me out. thank you very much and have a great day ;)!! make sure you use my recruiter id#457 when you join otherwise I won't get the 5 points:( click here to join Tri-state Hotties please vote for me daily or as much as you can:)!! 5 is HOT and 1 is NOT here the link to me Teaseumbikini thank you xoxoxoxoxo

New Contest
I have a particular thing for women in sports jerseys, so I want to have a contest to find the sexiest one on CT. Send me your nominations. Safe for work only. Contest will run 6/11-6/30. Winner gets a gorgeous badge designed by yours truly :). Only votes count. I'm not in it for the points. Most votes will win. Feel free to comment though! :)

*cries*
I wish I could say for the most part I like being single. But lately I have just been in the dumps. I have been used over an over again. I know that all you say that I am hot. An yeah, so what, I have a brain, an I have a heart, I would never use a guy to get what I want!!! Sexually or material wise. Why is it time an time again, I am hurt? Am I that Naive?

Free
So I finally got free from my ex husband in November. Yeah!!!! The problem is is now he is still talkin shit bout me and it aint fuckin true.... why are some guys such ass holes.... Fuck him. he aint my husband anymore and he aint my sons dad. He can kiss my white country ass.............

Got In An Email Had To Post It
"It's not enough to have a dream, Unless you're willing to pursue it. It's not enough to know what's right, Unless you're strong enough to do it. It's not enough to learn the truth, Unless you also learn to live it. It's not enough to reach for love, Unless you care to give it."

You'll Die Laughing!!!!!
If this story doesn't make you cry laughing, let me know and I'll pray for you. This is a story about a couple who had been happily married for years. The only friction in their marriage was the husband's habit of farting loudly every morning when he awoke. The noise would wake his wife and the smell would make her eyes water and make her gasp for air. Every morning she would plead with him to stop ripping them off Because it was making her sick. He told her he couldn't stop it and that it was perfectly natural. She told him to see a doctor; she was concerned that one day he would blow his guts out. The years went by and he continued to rip them out! Then one Thanksgiving morning as she was preparing the turkey for dinner and he was upstairs sound asleep, she looked at the bowl where she had put the turkey innards and neck, gizzard, liver and all the spare parts and a malicious thought came to her. She took the bowl and went upstairs where her hu

Fewness Of Words Greatness Of Deeds
WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? WITH ALL YOU SAY YOU WANT, THERE IS A DREAM FOR YOU TO FOLLOW; A GOAL FOR YOU TO SET; A PLAN FOR YOU TO MAKE; A PROJECT FOR YOU TO BEGIN; AN IDEA FOR YOU TO ACT ON; A POSSIBILITY FOR YOU TO EXPLORE; AN OPPORTUNITY FOR YOU TO GRAB; A CHOICE FOR YOU TO MAKE. IF NOT, YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE ANYTHING TO TALK ABOUT. TODAY I WILL MAKE IT MY BUSINESS TO SAY LESS AND DO MORE........PEACE AND MUCH LOVE..

Good Woman
GOOD WOMAN IS A PROUD WOMAN SHE RESPECTS HERSELF AND OTHERS. SHE IS AWARE OF WHO SHE IS. SHE NEITHER SEEKS DEFINITION FROM THE PERSON SHE WITH NOR DOES SHE EXPECT HIM TO READ HER MIND. sHE IS QUITE CAPABLE OF ARTICULATING HER NEEDS. A GOOD WOMAN IS HOPEFUL. SHE IS STRONG ENOUGH TO MAKE ALL HER DREAMS COME TRUE. SHE KNOWS LOVE,THEREFORE SHE GIVES LOVE. SHE RECOGINIZES THAT HER LOVE HAS GREAT VALUE. IF HER LOVE IS TAKING FOR GRANTED,IT WILL SOON DISAPEAR. A GOOD WOMAN HAS INSPRIRATION AND ENDURANCE. SHE KNOWS THAT SHE WILL HAVE TO INSPIRE OTHERS TO REACH THE POTENTIAL GOD GAVE THEM.

I'm Going To Die... Yay!!!
So it's easy to notice lately that I'm an irritable asshole who seems to hate everything/ Wrong, I hate everything but a couple people. Other than that, all true. But anyone who isn't a dumbass will realize this. I'm sorry to fucking say it and I'm not trying to be mean but someone needs to punch the person that needs to be punched. And sense no one else has ever done it, EVER, than I might as well. If you hate me for it, you're a close minded moron that can't think for yourself, or who can't empathize with anybody. Sorry for all the hatred that is spewing out of me currently. The nice things I do go completely unnoticed except for those who I love, which makes me love them even more. They should expect my good deeds, but no, the people who don't love, that don't love me, I do nice things for. And they fucknig show any appreciation. THIS WORLD DOESN'T CARE ABOUT ANYTHING BUT ITSELF. AND YOU FUCKERS ARE THE CAUSE OF IT. It's not everybody else, but you. It's everybody else, AND yo

Several Old Folks Jokes
Last one is my favorite An elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years. He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed the gentleman to hear 100%. The elderly gentleman went back in a month to the doctor and the doctor said, "Your hearing is perfect. Your family must be really pleased that you can hear again." The gentleman replied, "Oh, I haven't told my family yet. I just sit around and listen to the conversations. I've changed my Will three times!" Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement center were sitting on a bench under a tree when one turns to the other and says: "Slim, I'm 93 years old now and I'm just full of aches and pains. I know you’re about my age. How do you feel?" Slim says, "I feel just like a newborn baby." "Really!? Like a newborn baby!?" "Yep. No hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants." Hospital regulations require a wheel chair for patients being disch

So Is There
a random rates annoymus group? lol.. when on here that what im doing anymore random profile rates and clicking the im bored button. hell i dont even pay attention to who im clicking i click on the passing pic at the top. but whats sad is when you have to click 4 times before you get a profile or pic you havent yet rated. lol so im addicted to those buttons... someone point me to the nearest twelve step program for random rates PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!1 lol

Hrmm..
...was to belong somewhere. Truth. I wonder now of days why so many people hurt so many other people. There is no real respect anymore. There is nothing legit at all anymore. It makes me really sad, I never really cared if I was ever accepted, but I suppose at the moment I do. I don't have a place to go anymore. I have friends to die for, but so few who would die for me. I feel equalibrium is nonexistant thus far. There is the few, and hopefully the proud who would die for me, and I would die for then. But there is millions of people who can't find it, because they can't do it themselves. It's really sad, and it horrifies me. When I die, I want to see the world in a better place. But I'm starting to think we're all going to die and nothing is going to be fine. I can't trust people anymore, and I feel a deep anger inside my soul. The world is dying, so fast. And I feel that I'm so alone and so brief with my true comrads. Ignorance is bliss, and bliss is what we have all taken,

Support Issues
Okay,so usually today I have my child support but for some reason I did not get it. Considering I have to pay rent and my car payment and such....I contacted the Nebraska Child support enforcement and a customer service rep. told me that because I filled out a "non-monetary reciept" in January, so that my ex would not have to pay support in Febuary, now he has a credit to his account because of my mistake. My ex did in fact have the kids in January and we had made a verbal agreement that he would have the kids for three months. During at which he would have the support back, since he had the kids. So I figured that the only way to do this is to fill out this "reciept" so that my ex would not have to pay the support that was ordered thru the courts. But that apparently is not how the "reciept" works. Then when there was the issue of my ex wanting to keep the kids longer than expected, I freaked out thinking that my ex was going to do things his own way and not go by what we had made

About Me
Name: Erika Birthday: Feb 18 Eye Color: blue Hair Color: black Height: 5'4'' Right Handed or Left Handed: Right Your Heritage: german... The Shoes You Wore Today: Sexy black Stilettos Your Weakness: Shopping, sweets, and sexy eyes Your Fears: spiders Your Perfect Pizza: cheese Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: travel the world Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: LOL Thoughts First Waking Up: What to wear Your Best Physical Feature: my eyes Your Bedtime: between 12 and 2...depends Your Most Missed Memory: my grandfather Pepsi or Coke: pepsi McDonalds or Burger King: Neither Single or Group Dates: both Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: neither Chocolate or Vanilla: vanilla Cappuccino or Coffee: cappuccino Do you Smoke: yes Do you Swear: no Do you Sing: always! Do you Shower Daily: yes sir Have you Been in Love: yes Do you want to go to College: been there done that Do you believe in yourself: always Do you get Motion Sickness: nope Do you thi

Best Friends Having A Great Time
WHAT A NIGHT CALLING HEY THERE HUN HOW YA DOING THATS GREAT KORRY YELLING AT THE TRAIN SAYING *&@%@&$@^%$!&^%$@&%^$@$ DAMN TRAIN YOUR LAUGHING TRAIN LEAVES ANOTHER ONE COMES ALONG IM YELLING AT THE TRAIN HONK HONKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK %@$@#!^ GOD DAMN TRAIN HOPE YOU LIKE THIS BLOG baby

Whoo Hoo
Sooo yea, went to the race for Sunday June 3. Well I found out that Hoobastank was puttin on a concert at the Garnier Fructis stage....so I wanted to see them! Well I got to the stage at like 9(they weren't playin until 11)and saw that a guy with the band was giving out VIP passes. So I went to the guy and was like, what do I have to do to get a VIP pass. Everyone had to do stupid and funny shit to get a pass. So he told me I had to go around and get 10 peices of gum from 10 different people. So I went around to EVERYONE and asked for gum. Well 3 people gave me their chewed gum cuz they didn't have a regular peice. So the chewed peices he said counted as 2 each. So with 3 ABC gum I had 6 peices...and I managed to get the 4 other peices from different people, and won the VIP pass! I was right in front of the stage, practically on it. I had my arms resting on the stage lets just put it that way. Then when the concert was over me and the other 5 people who got the passes got t

Blah Blah Blah
Hey peoples! Hope everything is going well for everyone..i've had my ups and down but i'll be alright i suppose. My camera with my new hair color is FINALLY used up! lol (i know i know bout damn time! lol) but hopefully it will be developed on thursday or friday. so i'll be getting those up soon. I've already cleared out space for em lol (yah i'm excited to get em up too lol) Anyhow...catch you guys later *much love, hugs and bites* ~cin

Second Week On A New Post
Well, last night was the first night of the second week of my new post. I managed to survive the first week. It's an early, long graveyard; from 1900 to 0500, five days a week, Monday through Friday, fifty hours a week. Not only that, it's boring. I sit in a parking lot (in my car at least), looking at a front door and a padlocked yard with steel pipes. A foot patrol is, at most, ten minutes long. I have to leave the site to use the bathroom at a gas station. This is only going to last through the first week of July. After that, I don't know. The up side to this, it pays more plus the overtime. I can finish some of the things I need to do. But, I'm alone and ten hours drag when there is no one to talk to. The reason I'm at this site instead of A.G. (which I LIKED), is the client requested my removal. It seems that some outside drivers complained that I was being unfriendly, unhelpful and racist (NOT true!). They complained because I wouldn't let them do exactly what they wanted to

Wv Gals
Subject: WV Girls Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new >wives duties. > >The first man had married a woman from Michigan and bragged that he had >told >his wife she was going to do all the dishes and house cleaning. He said it >took a couple days but on the third day he came home to a clean house and >the dishes were done. > >The second man had married a woman from Florida. He bragged that he had >given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes And the >cooking. On the first day he didn't see any results but by the next day it >was better. By the third day his house was clean, the dishes were done and >he had a huge dinner on the table. > >The third man had married a WEST VIRGINIA girl. He boasted that he told her >that her duties were to keep the house clean, dishes washed, lawn mowed, >laundry done and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first >day he didn't see anything, the second day he

Blessing
Blessings If you woke up this morning with more health than illness, you are more blessed than the million who won't survive the week. If you have never experienced the danger of battle, the loneliness of imprisonment, the agony of torture or the pangs of starvation, you are ahead of 20 million people around the world. If you attend a church meeting without fear of harassment, arrest, torture, or death, you are more blessed than almost three billion people in the world. If you have food in your refrigerator, clothes on your back, a roof over your head and a place to sleep, you are richer than 75% of this world. If you have money in the bank, in your wallet, and spare change in a dish someplace, you are among the top 8% of the world's wealthy. If your parents are still married and alive, you are very rare, especially in the United States. If you hold up your head with a smile on your face and are truly thankful,

My Ass Hurts.
Srsly. I got two shots in my ass, one was penicillin, which I'm used to getting it shot in my ass, it's something I had to have done a lot as a kid cause I get strept so damn much, but this other shit...oh my god... ...this other shit...was like thick yogurty acid and it took the bitch a whole minute to get it all injected. Not to mention, the needed was HUGE, and I don't think I ever need to actually get stabbed to know what it feels like. I can't sit. I can't lay down. I can't stand up. God this sucks.

All Friend And Family Come To The Only 80's Lounge On Ct And Have Some Fun Bring Your Friend So Thay Can Join In The Fun
COME ON IN TO THE NEWEST LOUNGE ON CHERRY TAP INTRODUCING LOWRIDERs 80's LOUNGE!!!!!!!! MEET GREAT/NEW PEOPLE, HAVE FUN, LISTEN TO MUSIC {PICK YOUR OWN}...... PLEASE:: COME IN AND JOIN THE FUN NO DRAMA, NO BULLSHIT, NO HATERS ALSO LOOKING FOR HELP SUCH AS BARTENDERS,BOUNCERS,GREETERS,DJ'S,MANAGERS APPLY WITH IN THANK YOU WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR??? CLICK ON THE BANNER BELOW AND JOIN THE FUN NOW OPEN 24 HR 7 DAY A WEEK BE THERE AND BRING YOUR FRIENDS

Beautiful And Stupid
A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time." The wife responded, "Allow me to explain. God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me; God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!"

Oysters + Viagra = . . . . .
Aussie Viagra-fed oysters arouse international interest Mon Jun 4, 12:33 PM ET An Australian oyster farmer has hit upon a technique he believes has created the ultimate aphrodisiac -- feeding his shellfish the drug Viagra. George May said the natural qualities of the oyster, known for arousing sexual desire, combined with the best modern pharmaceutical equivalent to create a potentially multi-million dollar market. "First of all, oysters are the greatest natural aphrodisiac, second, you lace it with Viagra, and third, it's a laugh," the 59-year-old told AFP on Monday. May, who was a successful Sydney marketing executive until being diagnosed with prostate cancer late in 2006, will not be allowed to sell his oysters in Australia because they contravene strict regulations. And he has been ordered by pharmaceutical giant Pfizer, which produces the anti-impotence drug Viagra, to stop using the name of their most famous product in his marketing. But May says neither of these obstac

People You Meet
My father once said that if you make one true friend in your lifetime, you've done great. Well, I have been lucky enough to be blessed with many......Some I've had for about 17 years, others a little less, but they are true friends. I've even been lucky enough to find a couple here on CT.(you know who you are). The people you meet may just be acquantances, or you could be looking at the best friend you'll ever have. I'd like to thank all of my great friends for being there and genuinly caring. I don't know where I'd be without all of you. There is one friend I've made here on CT that deserves a big hug. She has shown me that there are still great people out there that do care. I'm very lucky to have met her, ( you know who you are). Cherish the friends you have and let them know that you appreciate them. They probably deserve a hug as well. Think of what your friends have done for you, even the small things count. Or you could simply say, "thanks for being my friend". Trust me, it will

Captain Crosby
Forget "Sid The Kid," just call him "Captain Crosby." Already the youngest player in NHL history to reach 100 points in a season and win the scoring title, Sidney Crosby added another historic distinction to his list of accomplishments – youngest captain in NHL history. Penguins Executive Vice President and General Manager Ray Shero announced Crosby's captaincy on Thursday. The 19-year-old star center was given his new jersey with the captain's C stitched on the left shoulder by Mario Lemieux, the Penguins' legendary star.

Babies In Work Place?????
Okay, here is another rant but i'm not heartless.So, alright so tihs 17 yr old chic has a baby and is geting ready to marry the baby daddy.i cant understand her mom bringing the baby to the workplace for her to take back home....But umm you have sunday to see the kid i mean duh im pretty sure the kid is geting sick of tired and going back and forth...plus we're in a work place as in it's a PLACE to WORK...where does it say we geting paid to to hold babies or for the co- wqorkers to hold babies on the job? ...i mean wtf..basically a baby has no place where people supposedly are working should be.everytime i turn arouns sumone runs over to hold the baby when we have a job to do.place ok whats the point of taking the baby back and forth when their are ppl to care for like close family members. ...i mean geesh the chic lives with her bf's fam.plus when a person is trying to do a job to make money their shouldnt be a big group of ppl in the back area talking and holdin/playing with a baby..

As Of June 4, 2007
WWE HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONJOHN CENA INTERCONTINENTAL HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSANTINO MARELLA WWE WOMEN'S HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONMELINA WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSLANCE CADE AND TREVOR MURDOCH WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONEDGE UNITED STATES HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONMONTEL VONTAVIOUS PORTER (MVP)

Youngest To Win Art Ross
Sidney Crosby picked up a little more luggage Saturday in Ottawa. Crosby was presented with his Art Ross Trophy as the NHL scoring champion at the Brookstreet Hotel at a special NHL Awards ceremony. Crosby, only 19, became the NHL's youngest scoring champ this season when he collected 120 point. He also has the distinction of being the youngest scoring champion in the history of major North American professional sports.

This Life...
This life so dark Nothing is ever safe Not even my heart Nor even my body Torn to pieces From the inside out Heart shattered Skin cut Blood trickling My clothes are stained With empty eyes And no more heart This life no more Gone with the blood Gone with the tears Empty eyes stairing forever!

Grouchy
Children today are well aware of what goes on in the home I do believe.... A 2nd grader asked her mother the age-old question, "How did I get here?" Her mother told her, "God sent you." "Did God send you, too?" asked the child. "Yes, Dear," the mother replied. "What about Grandma and Grandpa?" the child persisted. "He sent them also" the mother said. "Did he send their parents, too?" asked the child. "Yes, Dear, He did," said the mother patiently. "So you're telling me that there has been NO sex in this Family for 200 years? No wonder everyone's so damn grouchy around here."

Things Have Been Pretty Good, Until
well I got a VIC pretty kewl cause I can go and rate the people who have been kind to me on here, kind meaning points and rates and comments,and life on here has been pretty good until, I asked to level up and ask my friends to help me, most have but you know the ones that haven't? are the ones that post bulletin after bulletin ..HELP ME LEVEL UP only 8100 to rock star (please re post) then in the post something like oh help him he is SO HOT!! help her cause she is my friend and is a sweetheart..mmm Now I have gone on to the pages and I have rated the stuff, and one time this person came to my page and left a comment like this I WAS TOLD TO COME HERE AND HELP YOU LEVEL UP , BUT I SEE YOU HAVE BYE...maybe my ass wasn't tight enough for this person, and I am not "hot" nor do I have little cute puppies and cuddly kitties on my page, but like I said I have helped these people in the past until now,no more if I am going to make Rock Star I will and have mostly done this with the help of my

~temporary Sadness~
That is just my luck :( My camera gets broke and I can't make my salute (not yet,lol's) I finally make it to this point and I was ready! (I need more pics anyways) :( So now I have to wait to get another camera :( I tried to use my webcam (it takes still pics) and it tells me it is not compatible with my new windows Vista,sooooooooo messed up :( Rrrrrrrrrrrrr! Makes me mad!!! But it is just TEMPORARY!,YEAH!!! :) Thank you for letting me "VENT",Because,it's ALWAYS just my luck,lol's,have a nice day/evening :)Take care all :)

"i Don't Wanna Stop" Video Contest
Ozzy wants a video for his new single "I Don't Wanna Stop". He knows there are tons of talented fans and video directors out there that have what it takes to put it together. So that's where you come in. Ozzy and his band shot performance footage of the entire song on green screen from multiple camera angles. Footage is posted at www.ozzy.com/idontwannastop for you to download. The director can download performance footage and then make your own video using your preferred type of video editing software. Use all of your own footage, use some of the band's, it's all up to you, just use your imagination. And remember, it's Ozzy, so make it fucking ROCK! Visit www.ozzy.com/idontwannastop for all the contest details!

Smoking Kills....
*Sorry if there are any typo error. Just when you thought that cigarettes are bad for your health, you still find the odds of smoking and consuming every inch of the cancer stick. True that it can harm your health, and the fact that it’s a horrid habit, it really does kill. But for me smoking is a part of me, my whole being. I have been smoking for as long as I can remember my first puff of the cancer stick. I have no idea why I liked it but I do. It's something like taking a shower every now and then during a very hot summer, you just can't get enough of it. All smokers will agree with me I know that for a fact. I grew up in a house where both my parents smoke. I don't blame them for smoking; it's their habit which eventually became mine. I started smoking at a very young age, trust me you don't want to know. I am sure for the longest time of smoking; I probably have billions of holes in my lungs by now. I am afraid of knowing that, coz I don’t want to find out if I am al

Fill It Out... Do It!
1. Would you marry for money? 2. Have you had braces? 3. Could you live without a computer? 4. If you could live in a differnt decade which would it be? 5. Do you drink enough water? 6. Do you wear shoes in the house or take em off? 7. What are your favorite fruits? 8. What is your favorite place to visit? 9. Are you photogenic? 10. Do you dream in color or black and white? 11. Why do you take surveys? 12. Do you drink alcohol? 13. What is the most beautiful language? 14. Do you like being kissed when you are asleep? 15. WHAT do you like MOST: Sunrise or sunset? 16. Do you want to live until you're 100 yrs old? 17. Is a flat stomach important to you? 18. What body part of the opposite sex is sexiest? 19. When watching scary movies are the lights on or off? 20. Do you believe in magic? 21. Do you believe in ghosts? 22. Do you like to watch cartoons? 23. At what age did you find out that Santa Claus wasn't real? 24. Do

A Very Tasteless Bit Of Irony...
I was skimming through some news stories on Yahoo when I came across this one dealing with a mass grave recently discovered: A mass grave holding the remains of thousands of Jews killed by the Nazis has been found in southern Ukraine near the site of what was once a concentration camp, a Jewish community representative said Tuesday. The grave was found by chance last month when workers were laying gas pipelines in the village of Gvozdavka-1, near Odessa, said Roman Shvartsman, a spokesman for the regional Jewish community. He said that Nazis established a concentration camp near the village in November 1941 killed about 5,000 Jews at or near the site. I usually won't post anything like this, but it's just so ironic I felt I had to. You may address all hate mail to somebodywhogives@flyingflip.com.tag: holocaust, jewish, judaism, nazi, irony, evil, tasteless, news-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-Ave Satanas!Join me at CherryTap.com

Just Got This In An Email.....mmmmm.....
This is a story I wrote a long time ago for a friend of mine... When we were talking earlier, I can't get the thought from my mind. Knowing how stressed out you are. Knowing how rough it has been with all the stuff going on. You coming home, the rain making the drive stressful. The wind blowing your hair as you climb the walkway to the door. Fumbling for the keys to the front door. Coming inside the quiet dark house. The skies making the usual natural light. Just perfect you whisper under your breath as even the lights don't work. I can sense your frustration as you near the bedroom and you notice the glow from the candles. You smell the sweet aroma from the scented bath oil. I can't stay away I whisper as you are startled by me. Behind you. "Shhhh... don't turn around. Don't even move." You are so special to me. I just want to savor this moment. My voice foreign to you, but still yet recognizable from the very few times we have talked. You know it is me

Phone Support
I realize what I am about to tell you will not fly, as we are all supposed to be considerate, but there is an issue here: Tell 'me that you will have to put him/her on hold, to find someone who can communicate with him, as you cannot understand him. Then tell your boss that he/she is un-integrable. Now, and this is rude, I would be tempted to tell the person that you cannot proceed with business until they get someone on the phone who can speak English. Or the company finds someone who can speak the other language. Here is the rub, I am all in favor of learning another language. But here in the US it would by culture be English and Spanish. To expect you to speak all the languages of the world is "nuts" and beyond reason. If that is a requirement for the job they had better be ready to shell out 300K a year and be ready to be told to "fuck off" at any time. If you have those kind of language skills you will not be working at some phone center. You aren't by the way doing phone ba

Guess What!!!
If you thought DJ Evil's ROCK BINGO was a blast, just wait til you see what WORLD ROCK RADIO has planned for Saturday night!!! Join us Saturday, June 9, 2007. MUSIC, FUN, GAMES, PRIZES GALORE!!! Details coming soon :) Watch for bulletins & blogs Click banner to enter lounge

Ewl Gross!
Lawd what is wrong with some of you men!! Lol, I have done the cherrytap thing since September and I have had all types of people on my list, with all types of pictures! But why do some of you men think we wanna see pics of you fuckin? And its not even about you fuckin, its what your fuckin! Do you honestly think its sexy havin pics up of you puttin your dick into some pussy that looks like its been hacked up? That is mot a turn on!! I have seen pics of dudes fuckin chicks with sores all over their thighs, Bumps on their pussies, cracks of their asses look like they have taken a dozen shits and not wiped. If you feel you need to post them nasty ass pics, you could atleast photoshop them 1st and cover up all the nasty shit!! You post these pics thinkin its gonna make people say "Damn, that is so sexy" , when in all actuality I think "Ewl this nasty ass dude will put his dick in anything" Not someone I would ever deal with! And whats even nastier is the chicks that leave comments talkin

Quote For June 5
Say not, "I have found the truth," but rather, "I have found a truth." Say not, "I have found the path of the soul." Say rather, "I have met the soul walking upon my path." For the soul walks upon all paths. The soul walks not upon a line, neither does it grow like a reed. The soul unfolds itself, like a lotus of countless petals. -- Kahlil Gibran Bonus Quote: There is nothing more uncommon than common sense. -- Frank Lloyd Wright This public service is brought to you daily by CT's Yoda©, speak to you I will!

My Marriage Age Is 33
What is your Marriage Age? Put an X on every thing that is true about you.... [x] I know how to make a pot of coffee. [x] I keep track of dates using a calender. [ ] I own more than one credit card. [ ] I know how to change the oil in my car. [x] I do my own laundry. [x] I vote every election. [x] I can cook for myself [ ] I think politics are exciting. [x] I balance my checkbook. [x] My parents have better things to say than my friends. total: 7 [X] I show up for school/college/work every day. [x] I always carry a pen in my pocket/purse. [x] I've never been suspended. [ ] I have never smoked a cigarette. [ ] I have never gotten completely trashed. [ ] I have forgotten my own birthday at least once. [x] I like to take walks by myself. [x] I've watched talk shows. [x] I know what 'credibility' means without looking it up. [x] I drink coffee at least once a week. total: 7 [x] I know how to do the dishes. [x] I can count to 10 in another language.

Stupid People!
yesterday at work... we are suppost to tell people the lil notes the pharmtist leave for the people well yesterday one of the notes were max of eight tablets daily. so i tell the person there is a max of 8 tablets daily they go..so i can only take 8 tablets in a day?? ......... uh what?? walk away b4 you get hit!!! i cant beleive they asked me that!!!! did you not just hear me?? what do you think i mean when i say max of eight tablets in a day???? think i was yankin your chain or something?? holy shit people are stupid...doesnt help that i was sick and impatient. lets see other stupid stuff. uh cant really think of any right now but i know there is much more!

Do You Want To Be An Official Peter Britt Country Girl?
Would you like to be an official member of the Peter Britt Country Girls Club? Do you have what it takes? Well, do ya? lol Well, all it really takes is to be a true supporter of Peter Britt and my music. For those who become official members, you will receive and official member card that will give you back stage access for any show I play, anywhere. You will also get front row seats if available. So what are you waiting for? Just remember that the PBCG's should be true supporters, active supporters and absolutely LOVE the music. Well, that last part sure helps. lol Now below, you will also find some official Peter Britt Country Girl merchandise available and just so yoou know, NO, I don't make a fortune if you buy a PBCG shirt, thong (Man I love the thongs. lol) or anything else. Matter of fact, I make almost nothing on these. They are for the Peter Britt Country Girls to let EVERYONE IN THE WORLD know that THEY are OFFICIAL Peter Britt Country Girls. So, take a look, get a shirt,

Hello Happiness...
Welcome... it's been awhile. Please, make yourself comfortable. Kick back, settle in... and reside inside this place of me... inside this glow as I do so love the way you... put the sparkle in my eyes turn up the corners of my mouth my spirit my volume... lifted and suspended wings and all. Yes... Happiness ... let me be your home.

Word Of The Day...
No. As in... No you may not. And No I won't. And No you can't have Me. No No No No No.... Yes... I like that word very much. lol I want to skip and play... while telling everyone No. Like a little girl twirl in a white sundress against the blue blue sky make me dizzy make me fall down in the green green grass where I lay looking up at You inviting me... Oh No Sir, Sorry! Today I must decline as the word is No. ... And you may dirty my dress ... lol I like that idea so maybe tomorrow the word will be Yes....

Nuvah One
1. Where is your brother right now? HE IS ASLEEP ON MY MUFU FLOOR. I TRY TO GET HIS ASS TO SLEEP ON THE COUCH AND HE ALWAYS SLEEPS IN THE FLOOR!!!! STOOOOOOOOOOPID HEAD! 2. Last place you kissed someone? I KNOW WHERE I WOULD LIKE TO KISS SOMEONE. BUT THAT WOULD BE THE FOREHEAD. 3. Name five things you did today? I JUST WOKED UP SO.... 1. WENT PIDDLE 2. MADE COFFEE 3. FED MY TWO DOGGIES 4. LET EM OUT TO PIDDLE 5. DRANK COFFEE 4. Last person you text messaged? DAWN 5. What kind of phone do you have? I DUNNO. ITS ALL PHONE-ISH AND SHIT 8. What are you listening to? CHRIS. HIS ASS IS STILL SNORING. IMMA GO KICK HIM OR SUMPTHIN. 9. What do you smell like? EVERYTHING GOOD AND COFFEEISH 10. What color are your eyes? BLUEISH GREENISH GREYISH 11. Have you ever done a chinese fire drill? YES. YES I HAVE. AND LET ME TELL YOU. ITS HELLA FUNNER AS AN ADULT. 13. Do you have a chair in your room? UH HUH. IM SITTING IN IT. 14. What are you doing tomor

Life Outside Cherry Tap
I am troubled by messages and such that complain about people not reponding to post. I have life outside Cherry Tap. I am retired but I spend time as a volunteer. I read, I write, I work on my yard, I fish, I spend time with my family. When the weather gets cold again than I will spend more time on the computer. I am sorry if I offend anyone with this post. PS: I really don't think it is nessary to repost something all the time.

Best Back Tattoo On Ct! Now Open
Best Back Tattoo On Ct! I Need Tattoos Of Backs! Contest will start on 6/5 thur 6/11 1st Tattoo is..... with 1 comments! 2nd Tattoo is...... with 1 comments! 3rd Tattoo is...... with 1 comments! 4th Tattoo is...... with 1 comments! Winners will get 2 gifts each! Comment bombing allowed and self bombing also! Want to enter just send me a link to ur pic or tell me and i will Rip your pic for you! Thanks Maria Click on pic to enter contest! ~~AnGeLHeArT~*Majorboredum* LoVeR69*~~ Owner Of *AnGeL FaMiLy *&* A.F.H.* ~ FoUnDeR Of~ * AnGeLs Of MeRcY BoMb SqUaD * ~@ CherryTAP

Kids - Gotta Love Them!
One day a fourth-grade teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up -- fireman, mechanic, businessman, salesman, doctor, lawyer, and so forth. However, little Justin was being uncharacteristically quiet, so when the teacher prodded him about his father, he replied, "My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes in front of other men and they put money in his underwear. Sometimes, if the offer is really good, he will go home with some guy and stay with him all night for money." The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some exercises and then took little Justin aside to ask him, "Is that really true about your father?" "No," the boy said, "He works for the Democratic National Committee and is helping to get Hillary Clinton to be our next President, but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids."

Best Sexxy Eyes On Ct Contest!
Best Sexxy Eyes On Ct Contest! Contest will start on 6/4 thur 6/11 1st Set Of Eyes Are....... with 302 comments! 2nd Set Of Eyes Are...... with 41 comments! 3rd Set Of Eyes Are...... with 19 comments! 4th Set Of Eyes Are...... with 1 comments! 5th Set Of Eyes Are...... with 1 comments! 6th Set Of Eyes Are...... with 1 comments! 7th Set Of Eyes Are...... with 1 comments! Winners will get 2 gifts each! Comment bombing allowed and self bombing also! Want to enter just send me a link to ur pic or tell me and i will Rip your pic for you! Thanks Maria Click on pic to enter contest! ~~AnGeLHeArT~*Majorboredum* LoVeR69*~~ Owner Of *AnGeL FaMiLy *&* A.F.H.* ~ FoUnDeR Of~ * AnGeLs Of MeRcY BoMb S

Here's To The Girls
29 girl questions answer them truthfully. do you straighten your hair everyday? nope do you worry about the size of your boobs? Worry about them – nah, like them – most of the time what's your favorite girly magazine? DUB - LOL would you kill for chocolate? Mmm, dark chocolate – quite possibly jeans or skirts? Depends on my mood do you wear clothes/shoes/jewelry that's uncomfortable? sometimes did you ever spend all day/night getting pretty for a guy? Yep, even if it was just for a phone call – how sad is that>? did you ever cry during a romantic movie? Yes, I’m a girl, duh would you leave the house without makeup on?: I have, don’t like to though do you consider making out "unladylike?" HELL NO on a scale of 1-10, how fun is shopping?! Depends on what I get to shop for do you think lipgloss is the best?: no, chocolate, beer, sex and making out is the best do you freak out if you miss your favorite show? no

Survery-ish
1. Were you smiling when you woke up this morning? NOOO!!!!! NO SMILES TILL COFFEE BITCHES. 2. When is the last time you met someone new? YESTERDAY AT A VIEWING. NICE HUH? ALOT OF "AND YOU ARE???? 3. What is irritating you now? THE FACT THAT I AM HERE AND KING IS IN A MEETING. DOESNT HE KNOW THAT HE SHOULD AUTOMATICALLY JUST KNOW THAT I AM AWAKE WITH COFFEE? 4. When did you last eat pizza? LAST NIGHT. CHICAGO STYLE....AND IT MADE ME HAPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE 5. Do you drink beer? FUCKING DAWN!!!! You haven't tasted beer? WTF. I do not regularly drink beer. Id rather drink something purty. 6. Do you have any famous friends? HAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! DAWN. I AM NOT FAMOUS. NO. I HAVE NO FAMOUS FRIENDS. EXCEPT GEEKAS LARGE ASS. THAT SHIT IS ON YOUTUBE! 7. Are you any good at poker? No. I am not. And i really dont wanna learn. But thanks for askin. 8. What do you want more than anything? I CAN'T TELL YOU. ITS A SECRET. 9. Are you tired? No. I just wokey up silly

Need A Laugh Today???
You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. Here are some examples: FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them. PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm them up again. They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong buttons. TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated. HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their arse. SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water. WEB PAGES: Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on. TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people. EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight

Pixi, Scoots And What The Hell It Has To Do With You!
WE BRING MORE COWBELL!! Pixi ~Princess Monkey~Comedian of Scooters Bar~Jammer of Excalibur Radio!!! @ CherryTAP Lately my Friend requests have been piling, I've slacked on getting around to peoples pages.. I haven't been answering shouts, *hangs head* The Truth...If my status says's I'm in Scoots, I'm too busy being sarcastically witty with cheesy pick up lines.. streaking and pouncing random people.. doing body shots off of the bartenders or randomly harassing the Dj's! My best Advice; JOIN the Lounge to hit me up!*grins* Speaking of Friends.. I currently have 558 of you people added where are you and why aren't you in there party-ing with me already!? WTF IS SCOOTERS?! Only the hottest Lounge on CT .. That I LIVE IN .. So .. what does this mean?? You should come join in the fun !!! come on , ya know you wanna ;)Click any of the *Big* pictures on this page To Join Scooters Lounge! And Don't forget to check out our other Excalibur Radio Family Lounges While you're there

Downward Spiral
I just don't feel like being here anymore I need something new Some sort of change in my life That makes it more exciting for me or something You know its nice to hear Wow your sexy Or you look good But really words are nothing Everyone is hot to someone And some people just say it to make you feel better

The Question For A Father
what dose one say to there little girl when she asks if you will always be her daddy ? me and my ex are no longer togther and i think she is soon to tie the knot ! now im not the strongest man when it comes to her . and what do i say to the man that will soon be a part of my childs life ?the things i want to say are not the best of heart . i dont even know the man but i hate him already ! some might say im wrong for this but i realy dont give a FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!! how do i warn this man what will happen to him if my child calls me and says ,,,,, Daddy he spanked me !!!!!!!! OH how my top will blow. ,or even if she calls and says he hit mommy ? how do i handle these questions ?????????????????????????????????????????????????? please help !!!!!!!!!!!! Hank Williams, Jr.A Country Boy Can SurviveMusic Video Codes By Music Jesus.

My New T61 Thinkpad Review Video From Youtube
Hey guys/gals, Please check out my new T61 Thinkpad Review video on YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uTksfrv3wIo Please be sure to rate the video if you have a YouTube Account...and don't forget...you can ALWAYS subscribe...

Drunky Mcdrunk Survey
Drunky McDrunk Survey When drunk, I...flirt more, giggle more, have deep, meaningful conversations, and dance my ass off! 2. Do you talk about Religion or Deep meaning thoughts? sometimes 3. Do you Cry? do dogs bark? oh you mean when I drink - depends 4. Do you get Angry? rarely 5. Do you Vomit? depends on how much I’ve had to drink, what I mix and how long it’s been since I’ve eaten 6. After 7 beers you are? just getting started 7. After 1 shot of 151 you are? ready for the next 150 - lol 8. Your favorite drink is? alcoholic 9. Tequila does what to you? Makes my clothes fall off...HUSH Kiss74! 10. Whiskey makes you? pass out 11. Who do you drink with? whoever is available 12. Vodka makes you? HAPPY 13. Do you smoke when you drink? umm, the only time I don’t smoke is in church and while sleeping 14. On the rocks or straight up? yes please – just don’t leave me empty 15. Do you Pass Out? once – on whiskey 16.

Father's Day Contest...i'm Gonna Need You Help!......repost Please For Lev
Well, it's that time! THE FATHER'S DAY CONTEST HAS STARTED. PLEASE...drop by, rate, and then comment bomb the picture. I'd LOVE to win something for Lee, for this Father's Day contest! CALLING ALL MY BOMBER BUDDIES! I NEED YOU HELP!

Rev And The Boycott
Sorry, Rev, going to disagree with you on many level with that. 1.) Your fuel is actually running at S10.00 USD per gallon. Sparkly, Totem, and I hashed that out a month or so ago. 2.)Boycotting Exxon is necessary on many levels. The idea that they will just move the losses are is plausible, but the more book work they do the higher the likelihood of the base fraud being revealed. Reference: Enron. 3.) As stated, the people of the US are lock into the dependency on the personal automobile right now. Public transportation is woefully inadequate, somewhat dangerous, or prohibitively expansive. Having said all that: As to this idea ... I told you to do this months ago. Pick one and go get 'em. Exxon is the biggest target. Rev, I know you are going back to work, so I will reply and then blog the reply. On May 11, 2007 Wal-Mart posted the single greatest loss in revenue in 33 years. What was that loss 3%. On May 15, 2007 Wal-Mart announced that is was dropping the p

Quick!
A quick trip to the club and I was home by 6:30... I had a few rum and cokes and got my wings to go... I really should go out to the store for something to eat. I'm starving! Tonight there are a few of us headed to the club. Should be fun. I guess that is about it, there really isn't much going on today So... Ciao,

Let's Talk About Sex Baby
Achieve multiple orgasms - because you can Why stick with one, when you can ride on wave after wave of orgasmic bliss - to complete fulfillment? Many women are capable of having multiple orgasms – they just don’t know it. With care and tenderness from a loving partner, and the willingness to experiment, they may find they can reach heights which they never thought possible. There are four stages of arousal and orgasm in a woman. In the first – the excitement phase – her nipples become erect, her heart rate quickens and her breasts swell. At the same time, her vagina expands and lubricates and her clitoris enlarges. In the next – plateau – phase the clitoris withdraws, the top end of the vagina balloons out, and she progresses towards the third phase – orgasm. Here, her breathing may become heavy, she may twitch or writhe with pleasure and cry or shout out. The muscles of her vagina contract rhythmically. After several contractions at the climax

Listen Up Guys!!
There are some things a man will never change about a woman. But he can use these sneaky strategies to make the best of her worst traits By: Sarah Miller Sure, women can be fickle, but there are certain things you can rely on. We are much prettier than you are. We smell great, even on Saturday. If we find ourselves at a baby shower, we generally don't pass the time scouting out a quiet corner to shotgun a beer. Sadly, you can also rely on this: There are certain things we say and do that drive you out of your mind and that we have no inclination, or ability, to give up. It sounds a lot worse than it is. Just because we cling to our personal brand of insanity as if it were a black cashmere cardigan, in our size, with a cunning little packet of extra buttons, on sale at Saks, you don't always have to respond by futilely wrestling back. Our behavior will never change. So, the only thing left to do is to change your reaction to it. You'll be surprised how well it works, how little i

Degrating!
as she sit's with the vibrater deep in her ass surching for an adunce to degrat her with thir ooo's and awl's the aploss she'll get will only be that of some random purvert's ball's slaping her clit while he rfuckes her cunt with the vibrater still in her ass! You nasty hor, You dirty slut! the nick names she has come to know and love! only because the attention is real and raw but its all she know's, so love her body intencely just till you bust where ever you feel like on her then go she won't mind!

Fool Me Once, Shame On You, Fool Me Twice, Shame On Me
I let her fuck me over again ... I cannot believe I was so god damn blind. you know I give everyone a go and I would like to say I try not to be non judgmental. however if you fuck me over and abuse my trust and friendship ... thats it I wash my hands of you and want nothing further to do with you. you only get once chance cos' thats all anyone needs if they're as honest and real as they say they are! ... and yet I gave my mate a second chance because I thought I saw some good in her. wrong wrong wrong how stupid was I. she lied point blank to my face but I forgave her because of the excuse she came up with. but then last week I gave her $130 to help pay for food and shit for her kids and herself. found out from her man that she did not in fact spend the money on food. no no she let her kids starve so that she could get a couple of hits to satisfy her drug habit. fucking bitch! now I have the egg on my face. should never of trusted her the second time but I was thinking of her kids.

What Makes A Man Fall In Love?
Judging from the kind of mail we get at Men's Health from men seeking relationship advice, I can tell you this definitively about men: When a man falls for a woman, he falls hard. Men love to be in love. While men often get stereotyped as single-minded sex-seekers, the truth is that a man's stomach churns like a slushy machine when he's in those initial stages of the perfect relationship. When you consider that half of men say that they're currently not with their soul mates, that means a heck of a lot of slushy machines are waiting to be turned on. What are they waiting for? What makes a man fall in love? After you rule out the obvious intangible laws of chemistry, attraction, and being in the right place at the right time that kick-start many a relationship, I think the question really becomes this: What makes a man fall -- and stay -- in love? About 60 percent of men deem friendship the most important thing in a relationship (sex comes in at a skimpy 8 percent, according to a nati

Help
OK I AM BEHIND IN MY FIRST CONTEST ALL IM ASKING IS FOR A LITTLE HELP TO GET CAUGHT UP!!! AND THANK YOU ONES THAT HAVE BEEN HELPING ME GET TO WERE I AM NOW I WILL RETURN THE FAVOR!!!!!! ALL IM ASKING IS FOR SOME TO COME HELP ME OK THANX

Iowa Girls
Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had set their new wives straight on their duties. The first man had married a woman from South Dakota, and bragged that he had told his wife she was going to do all the dishes and house cleaning that needed done at their house. He said that it took a couple days but on the third day he came home to a clean house and the dishes were all washed and put away. The second man had married a woman from Illinois. He bragged that he had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and the cooking. He told them that the first day he didn't see any results, but the next day it was better. By the third day, his house was clean, the dishes were done, and he had a huge dinner on the table. The third man had married an Iowa girl. He boasted that he told her that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal. He

Shutter, Twin Peaks, Linda Blair And More!
http://www.cultcutsfilms.com LATEST REVIEWS SHUTTER H6: DIARY OF A SERIAL KILLER TWIN PEAKS: THE SECOND SEASON BORN INNOCENT SKIN CRAWL MAD COWGIRL THE BUTCHER Don't forget to stop by and see all of today's genre releases! Mark Managing Editor CULTCUTS MAGAZINE http://www.cultcutsfilms.com Sponsored by DIGITAL CONQUEST DVD! Now, BUY 3 GET THE 4th DVD FREE!

You've Been Hit!
You've been hit by the |^^^^^^^^^^^^^^| || |...WINE TRUCK..........| ||'|";, ___. |_..._..._______===|=||_|__|..., ] - "(@)'(@)"" "''"**|(@)(@)*****''(@) ONCE YOU'VE BEEN HIT, YOU HAVE TO HIT 5 WOMEN WHO LIKE TO HAVE FUN; INCLUDING THE ONE WHO SENT IT TO U . IF YOU GET HIT AGAIN YOU'LL KNOW YOU REALLY HAVE A PROBLEM ! WHEN GIRLS DRINK TOO MUCH............ 1. WE HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHERE OUR PURSE IS. 2. WE BELIEVE THAT DANCING WITH OUR ARMS OVERHEAD AND WIGGLING OUR BUTT WHILE YELLING "WOO-HOO!" IS TRULY THE SEXIEST DANCE MOVE AROUND. 3. WE'VE SUDDENLY DECIDED THAT WE WANT TO KICK SOMEONE'S BUTT AND HONESTLY BELIEVE WE COULD DO IT TOO. 4. IN OUR LAST TRIP TO PEE, WE REALIZE THAT WE NOW LOOK MORE LIKE A HOMELESS HOOKER THAN THE GODDESS WE WERE JUST FOUR HOURS AGO. 5. WE START CRYING AND TELLING EVERYONE WE SEE THAT WE LOVE THEM SOOOOO MUCH. 6. WE GET EXTREMELY EXCITED AND JUMP UP AND DOWN EVERY TIME A NEW SONG PLAY'S BECAUSE "OH MY GOD! I LOVE

For The Love Of Beer
written by Shawn McKee eDiets Contributor What if your doctor prescribed you a medicine that could reduce strokes, heart and vascular disease, and the incidence of cataracts and breast cancer cells? You would take it every day, right? Well, you won’t have to see your doctor for this remedy, but you may want to visit your favorite bartender. It’s fairly common knowledge that beer has a relaxing effect on the body and can reduce stress, but there are a myriad of other health benefits of this potent potable that are not as apparent at your local happy hour. There has never been better reasons to enjoy a cold one. So test your beer health IQ. The Healthy, Happy Hour Beer Quiz: True or false? Beer is good for your heart. True: A Dutch study conducted by TNO Nutrition and Food Research found that a known reference for predicting future cardiovascular disease, blood C-reactive protein (CRP), declined by 35 percent after three weeks of regular beer consumption com

Do Me Buy Me Pay Me
to all the ppl that want something from me OTHER than friendship.. blasts bulletins stickys VIC WHY?? You dont like me for ME??? buy ME a blast I wanna level just as much as you do huh?? make me a bulletin and sticky it why dont ya? same concept I want to level.. more friends more fans Stickys.. even tho they 5 bucks so what? Last time I checked money wasnt growin out my ass VIC... now I pay this every month.. for my 11s I cant give my 11s to me.. I give them to my FRIENDS!! You all get the benefits of me payin for this site. I get a pretty pink name. Buy MY VIC for next month. Now that that shut yall up for a minute since I god forbid might ask for something BACK!! Be happy .. blastless... vicless and stickyless. just cherry tap and smile!

What The Fucking Hell
http://www.ny1news.com/ny1/content/index.jsp?stid=1&aid=70385 June 04, 2007 The NYPD's recruitment woes took center stage at a City Council public safety hearing Monday. Police officials say they expect to be 2,000 officers short of their July hiring goal. Both police and union officials agree that the low starting salary of $25,000 is making it hard to attract and keep officers. "We have a very low entry level salary, which makes it very difficult to hire the people in the numbers that we have to hire,” said Rafael Pineiro of the NYPD. “You have to understand: this is not a police department that has to hire a few hundred police officers every year, this department has to hire 3,000, 3,200 police officers every year." There are also complaints that even when officers rise in the ranks, they are not making enough. "Nassau County, starting salary during this time period: $21,000; top pay 94. Where do they get their members? The NYPD,” said Patrolmen’s Benevolent

Long Distance Relationships
Long distance relationships.... I honestly and truly believe that they can work as long as both couples stay honest and true to each other. It still would be so nice if James could be with me everyday, and he will eventually. We've been doing this long distance thing for over a year now, which is the longest I'v ever been with anyone. I do love being with him. We always have a blast when we're together. And I am so glad that God has blessed me with such a wonderful man. ~smiles~ I love him with all of my heart n' soul, and i don't ever wanna let him go.

Today, Tomorrow, Always
Today I thought of you It made me smile Knowing I'm yours Tomorrow those same thoughts Will warm me once again As I'm lost in memories of Being wrapped in your arms Always know you hold my heart That I only have eyes for you The one who has made me complete Who brings so much happiness to my life You are my first thought upon waking You are my last thought before sleep I love you Today, Tomorrow, Always... ©S.R.G.

Gramps
Well if you don't know my grandpa hasn't been doing to well.. He has decided to stop going to the doctors and receiving treatment. From my understanding the nurse told my grandmother..someone in his condition who stops dialysis's has a time span of 5 to 14 days. So if you guys could please keep him in your prayers. I would appreciate it bunches. Also I have a friend who's grandfather isn't doing so well after heart surgery. If you can take a few seconds and pray for his speedy recovery. Thanks everyone you're the best

Broken Down
my pride is strong but my soul is weak my heart cries out the pain runs so deep alone in the dark i scream out so clear i plead for help when i know you can't hear refusing to succumb to this sense of dread as long as you'r around i was raise up my head but when its just me thats when i cry when i dont have to front i just want to die i cant catch my breath my head pounding within my body convulsing as i just give in screaming fuck all of you who have done this to me and have left me like this broken, down on my knees but just so you know... beaten down like this i refuse to stay i will rise up strong with each new day.

28 Yrs Later Still Have Te Same Dream
Yep that's me in Nashville, in front of Johnny Cash's car One Piece At A Time, that's how i will travel the road to get there one piece at a time. :) The Dream Still there more then ever, only things different, back a blonde, more determine to succeed in all i want and desire, of course 28 yrs on me, o well im still breathing will make it there again . Either as a song writer or manager./promoter , lol I do prefer both :)

Sorry Have Not Been On Here!
SORRY I HAVE NOT BEEN ON HERE IN CHERRY TAP, BUT I HAVE BEEN DEALING WITH THIS ASSHOLE OVER ON YAHOO 360, WHO HAS BEEN STALKING, HARRASSING AND THREATENING ME FOR THE PAST WEEK. BEEN WRITING TO YAHOO EVERY DAY TRYING TO GET HIS PAGE SHUT DOWN. THOSE OF YOU WHO WOULD LIKE TO HELP ME WITH THIS QUEST, I WOULD SURE APPRECIATE IT. THIS MAN IS A SICKO AND NOT WHO AND WHAT HE SAYS HE IS. I WOULD CERTAINLY APPRECIATE ALL THE HELP I CAN GET IN GETTING HIM SHUT DOWN AND NEVER HAVING ANOTHER YAHOO ACCT. AGAIN. ENCLOSED IS HIS PROFILE URL. http://360.yahoo.com/profile-.cCmsiIia7.33BWTy8g0Irro4656jVe_Ww--?cq=1 THANKS TO ALL OF YOU FOR YOUR HELP WITH THIS!!!

Dear Friend And Fans
Im taking a few days off,But i'll be here long enough to take care of rating and giving the thumbs up on stashes. So if you have anything you wanna say hit me up in a message. Til then god bless you all.

Investments
Ethics? In China? If you want to invest, find a small firm here in the United States who has a board of directors consisting of all ethnic and genders, and is putting people to work here in the U.S. providing goods and or services at a reasonable price fulfilling a need that is necessary to enhance life. Just a suggestion. And if can't find such a firm, get one going. Dobby, you are NOT as big a jackass as you try to come off here. I really do get that feeling. I could be wrong, but I am going with my gut here. And I do think you are smarter then Putin. LOL. Be well.

Prayers
This is Kaleb. He is suffering now from shaken baby syndrome caused by his babysitter a few weeks ago. Please keep him in your prayers. He has been going through so much. Precious little thing, he did not deserve this. I hope that God will see to taking care of the person that did this. Just absolutely horrible, evil thing that that person did. Pray for a complete recovery for little Kaleb and that his parents stay strong through this. Kaleb needs a miracle. this is kaleb before this horrible and traumatic thing happened to him. although you cant tell that much he is blind. I have the family's contact information if anyone wants to message them support letters please contact me and I will give you the information. This family needs everyone to be as supportive as can be through this tragic time.

My Address
My address is SPC Stillings, Jamie HHC 1-64 AR Unit # 43433 APO,AE 09344-03433 Things here are pretty good. Had mortar fire and small arms fire the first 4 days here, but things have quitin down some. Haven't really heard too much since. Just a IED going off the other night. But anyway, I am still livin the life just a little depressed from time to time but that is normal. Baghdad is a awesome place just as long as you don't go down the wrong road. lol I am at Camp Liberty which is one of many small FOB's around Camp Victory. Well I am off Hope to hear from you all soon Love, SPC JamieStillings PSD

Happy Tuesday
Good morning to everyone.... I've had a few people message me and ask where to get the cd, well it's right here for one place anyway. There are a lot more, but I support this place more than anywhere: www.cdbaby.com/britt As for the book: www.peterbritt.us The link to get the pre-order is on the top of the main page. You can also read some excerpts from the book there, as well as many other things you can read, see and listen to. Hoping everyone has a wonderful Tuesday. :) Peter Britt

Subversion Radio!!
Join me and several others on www.subversionradio.com and tune in for the movement!! Subversion Radio!-Undermine the System! Now with that said, currently I recommend using Winamp as we are still in the works of tweaking our stream to play through WMP. The station is constistnaly maned with a DJ 24/7/365 and You'll be some of the first who get to hear it since its Debut! I am known as DJ_Majin. For more information visit www.subversionradio.com and JOIN THE MOVEMENT!!

Hardee Har Har
This morning on the way to work I rear-ended a car at some lights, whilst not really paying attention. Anyway the fella who was driving got out... And he was a dwarf!!!! He said "I'm not happy"...... .. I said "Well which one are you then ” !!

Truely Living
2 Corinthians 6:3&4 (3)We live in such a way that no one will stumble because of us, and no one will find fault with our ministry.(4)In everything we do, we show that we are true ministers of GOD. We patiently endure troubles, hardships, and calamities of every kind. (foot-notes) In everything he did, Paul always considered what his actions communicated about Jesus Christ. If you are a believer, YOU ARE a minister for GOD. In the course of each day, unbelievers observe you. Don't let your careless or undisciplined action be some person's excuse for rejecting Christ.

Psychos On Ebay
You know... I thought there were enough Psycho's on here and myspace and other similar sites to fill a football stadium... but it would seem that the psycho's have nmow bred and hit Ebay!!!! Noooo not my beloved Ebay I am quite used to people asking stupid questions about my items when I am selling on Ebay, and to be honest, I find them extremerly funny.... but this.... well this just takes the biscuit! I am currently starting my own business and bought a lot of material on Ebay. I bought 9 lots from 1 seller, sent a cheque, and a week later got an unpaid item strike. I contacted the seller to ask why she hadn't emailed me, and that I had sent a cheque, but she rudely said she hadn't recieved it, so I sent another. On 17th May, BOTH cheques were cashed, obviously with one failing, and one CLEARED as in the money went into her account on 21st May. Yet, she denies this. I opened up a dispute and she has been rude calling me every name under the sun. But.... last night.... she g

Back To War?
I was doing an analysis of Vietnam this past weekend. Yes, we "lost" the war. But here is the rub: Capitalism "won." Here then is the challenge: How to bring to others a form of capitalism which they can work with (there is the key) without the loss of 58,000 U.S. troops, and 2 Million VC? Apply that to Iraq. It is not even a question of "do we have the right to impose our value system on them." Being pragmatic, all I can say is that the corporations will impose anyway. It is in the nature of the corporations. Therefore the question is, how do we do that without the murder and mayhem? That is the challange. So, should you go back? Well, yes, and no. To kill, no. That is pointless. To build, yes, if you can. The cautionary note, of course, is that there are criminals who do not want you to succeed. That is a truth. So security is necessary. But security is not murder or killing, security is making it impossible for the criminal to engage in his activity. There again is a matter of

Pot
I hope you will respond to what I am going to say. I could get all self righteous here. I don't do "pot." But, here I am first thing in the morning, I hurt like hell (it is a chronic thing). I took three OTC ibuprofen to get my back to a dull pain stage. I then went out and had a cigarette. I made a pot of cofee, and hand another cigarette. I then poured the coffee, had one more cigarette. Now, I am drinking my coffee, the "motrin" is kicking in, I hurt less, and the brain is no longer foggy. Do I do "drugs"? Damn skippy! Yep. I don't do "pot," and over the years (I am 49) I have learned to stay clear of those who do. Why? 'Cause, for the most part those who do are constantly chiding those who don't as being neive ... or some shit. I know all about the Hemp rope crap in the 30s that lead to the criminalization of "pot." I know that much of the information about "pot" is a scam for the corporations. It is, like it or not, illegal, and I am not going to live my life in paranoia

Guys Don't Get Drunk!
A couple has a dog that snores. Annoyed because she can't sleep, the wife >>goes to the vet to see if he can help. The vet tells the woman to tie a >>ribbon around the dog's testicles and he will stop snoring. >>'Yeah right!" she says. >>A few minutes after going to bed, the dog begins snoring, as usual. The >>wife tosses and turns, unable to sleep. Muttering to herself, she goes to >>the closet and grabs a piece of red ribbon and ties it carefully around >>the dog's testicles. Sure enough, the dog stops snoring! The woman is >>amazed! >>Later that night, her husband returns home drunk from being out drinking >>with his buddies. He climbs into bed, falls asleep and begins snoring >>loudly. >>The woman thinks maybe the ribbon might work on him. So she goes to the >>closet again, grabs a piece of blue ribbon and ties it around her >>husband's testicles. Amazingly, it also works on him! The woman sleeps >>soundly. >>The husband wakes from his drunken stupor and stumbles into the

Something's Gotta Happen
and it's gotta happen this month. I think whatever happens I had better learn from this experience. That and spend less money. I really need to pay some of these bills. And I need to get my drivers license. It's the one things I keep putting of for one reason or another. So if this does not work out here... I will make a note and never try this again. I know i am only just starting out but this is no way to start out. Always seems like more people are interested in me when i am not paying for somethign then when i am. I can get messages but not send and when i can i don't get messages at all. Almost seems pointless to try. But it's time to get ready for work soon... and to pay the rent as well. I have gotta get driving lessons. and my drivers license. That and I have also learned that most good experiences happen outside where i live. That should be a message ringing loud and clear... i am starting to catch on. Sometimes i wish i could catchon

For June 5,2007
Pride. Ultimately, it's expendable and renewable. If your ego is getting in the way of a task that you know you must accomplish, it's time to jettison it before it derails your plans. You're bigger than this.

I Crave It Now
All my dreams locked up My body aches My heart desires My mind wants I need it now Like I've ever needed anything before I crave it now My body arches with anticipation But I don't get it Makes me want it all the more Teases me, Tempts me Toutures me until I give in I crave it now I want to feel I want to touch I want it now I need it so much I crave it now His hair shines His eyes sudictive His body so bold So inticing,So desireable I crave it now I need it now He'll give it to me He wants me to ask He teases me with a touch With a kiss that's so delisious I don't think he knows what he's doing The way he holds me I think he does... I crave it now I push him down I want to make him need me I want to make him want me more than he already does I crave it now Keeping him down And playing with him I want to make him moan and scream I want to make him want it more than me I crave it now I want to have him I want to play with him

He's The One
He's the one who hides his eyes from me He's the one who shields his face And hides from my embrace For he knows that I'll see right through his facade Down the path of life he goes Not knowing not careing where he'll end up He's the one who has helped me though it all He's the one who's there to catch me when I fall He's the one to make me smile when I'm down And he's the one who'll never let me down He's the one who'll always be there for me He's the one who'll take care of me when I'm sick He's the one who I want for my life, my soul and he's the one who I want for me

As I Sit Here
as I sit here I wait for you I wait for you to appear as I sit here I think of you in antisipation of what I might hear as I sit here I know who you are you are my love my salvation my friend as I sit here I know you will come as you always have I know you will come as I sit here waiting for you to appear I know you will help me with my daily bouts as I sit here I try to think of how much I mean to you and if you even care as I sit here I have my doubts waiting is nerve wrecking, I've done this too much and as I sit here I think I know how much you really care but as always I'll sit here and wait because I'll always wait for you no matter what

Always Been There For You
Looking out again upon your face I never realized how much I missed your grace You smile at me and I am pleased to see you look so free I never realized how much you ment to me until time came to test me You amaze me with your words and will I've been in awe of you for quite some time though you may not have noticed me sitting in the darkness watching you sit and write You may not have noticed me watching you from a distance I've always watched you with your full eyes and beautiful lips I've always watched you and admired your spirit and willingness to help And I've always watched you as you had your ups and downs and when you even needed someone around but what you didn't know was I've always been there for you

What Im Really Thinking Right Now
Well its hard to figure out where to start. Ive been thinking alot about someone and I dont know how to put into words what Im feeling. I haven't gotten to know her really well yet. I mean we've talked and found out things about each other but we really dont KNOW each other. However, I feel this connection to her that is unshakeable. Its like we are on the same page and no one else is there but us. She lives 12 hours away and I sitting here thinking that I believe it could work. I never even met her. However I can look to the flip side of things (which Ive been doing all night). How many people have died for something they believe in and never physically seen or touched that belief. For instance how many people have died in the name of God? They died for what they believed in and yet they have never met god. They've never even had a glimpse of god. All they had was the belief that god cared for them and that one day they would meet god and that in itself was enough for them

Puppet
Things just don't feel right anymore I'm responsible for once I want to be in trouble burdened for something that is my fault I'm to tired to fight, I'm not who I used to be the energy has been sucked from me full of life full of vigorness I'm a puppet now the strings I can feel in my limbs, in my mind I'm doing what they want I can't fight anymore I can't do what's right my mind is gone my spirit has been broken I never gave in I never gave up I've just been sleeping here, I havn't woken up I'm still too tired to get up too tired to wake up, too tired

June Fifth... A Poem I Wrote
Well I hate to admit But I'm wrong I'm drunk right now You hear that drinking sobers the mind Well Obviously that's true... I've been contemplating on saying things I can't oh god I can't... I've repeated all the things that I've said before Nothing more, nothing less I don't want to admit it, So I wont It'll sit and fester there for as long as I let it. I'll be numb so I wont care anyways I just want to see him happy Nothing else, nothing more I don't care about me I care about him I know I shouldn't but I do I've tried not to, but there is something about him... I am envious of all he's had, of all he'll have Of anyone who's occupied his mind Anything that's come in contact with him at all Breathe Shut up bitch Stop thinking Stop thinking, just breathe You're a stupid bitch, You don't deserve any of that, you never will, get it out of your mind, out of your soul... Don't think about it at all Remeber your past Your worth and where it lays... I've talked

Silent Heart
I wonder where your heart is Yet I know you care Though you seem so distant I know you’re always there You never talk of love Or how you ever feel It seems I am the only one To think that this is real You never say you’re angry Though I some how seem to know You make me wait and wonder And let my fears and hurting grow I struggle with change to please you Though the task seems way too hard I'm never sure of your thinking You never let down your guard It feels like I am swimming Alone inside this sea I wonder where your heart is And what it truly thinks of me. I sit in lonely silence Tepid thoughts inside my head As I dredge through ifs and buts And what I may have wrongly said And still the truth evades me As your keep your distant heart Safetly closed and silent As it was right at the start

Like A Boy
"Like A Boy" Pull up your pants (Just Like Em') Take out the trash (Just Like Em') getting ya cash like em' Fast like em' Girl you outta act like ya dig (What I'm talkin' bout') Security codes on everything Vibrate so your phone don't ever ring (Joint Account) And another one he don't know about Wish we could switch up the roles And I could be that... Tell you I love you But when you call I never get back Would you ask them questions like me?... Like where you be at? Cause I'm out 4 in the morning On the corner rolling Doing my own thing Oh What if I?... Had a thing on the side? Made ya cry? Would the rules change up?... Or would they still apply?... If I played you like a toy?... Sometimes I wish I could act like a boy Can't be getting mad! What You Mad? Can't Handle that! Can't be getting mad! What you mad? Can't handle that! Girl go head and be... (Just Like Em') Go run the streets (Just Like Em') come home late say sleep l

Tuesday Links: Opie And Anthony Live, Rock Scream T Uesday, Turn On Your Webcams, New O&a Videos, Traveling Virus Tickets, New Video Hotness
Happy Rock Scream Tuesday kids! The Opie and Anthony Show is LIVE this morning (on terrestrial radio), and we'll be doing some more rock screaming this morning. If you want to see all the screaming LIVE, turn on yer Paltalk!. Just go to the 'Opie and Anthony LIVE' room, and if you're lucky (and anything like us), you'll gaze upon a bevy of lovely ladies, mostly naked, getting dressed, sleeping, or just parading around in their rooms in front of their webcams. Thanks to our own Sam, we have some new O&A Show videos online: Jim Norton Smushes Sam's Baby Lunch Criss Angel Returns To The Opie and Anthony Show Traveling Virus on MYSPACE: If you are on MySpace and you haven't added the TRAVELING VIRUS MYSPACE to your friends list, then shame on you. Do it now. Aaaaand since we're whoring out MySpace pages, let's just plug these: MySpace: Anthony MySpace: Jim Norton MySpace: FoundryMusic MySpace: Travis MySpace: FoundryMusicDanny MySpace: Nathaniel MySpace: Sebagel MySpace:

From A Year Ago
May 01, 2006 - Monday after Maintenance Discipline This blog is really about last Saturday night's Maintenance Discipline. Although I knew that it wasn't going to feel good I was not afraid of it this week. I was more mentally prepared this week, I think, to be able to submit to the discipline in a more proper manner. Because that is whole point isn't it? To practice a deeper level of submission? Anyway, the discipline started off slow but steady. You took a lot of time this week to warm up my ass before the swats became more intense. Although it was more like Thursday's punishment spanking than it was last weeks Maintenance Discipline it was different than before. 1) Thursday you had me lay across your lap while I still had my skirt on and you started over my skirt before pulling it up and spanking my bare ass. Saturday I was naked and you had me recite why I was getting the Discipline before you had me lay across your lap. 2) Thursday's punishment took abo

More Of Kays Blogs
This blog is about being punished last Thursday night. After doing more reading we both learned that a hard, fast spanking was probably not the best way to go. I appreciate that because although hard and fast is painful I think it defeats the point. The point is to be submissive to you. If I am overwhelmed by the fact that my ass is burning by a heavy hail of blows then I will not be able to be submissive. Instinct will kick in and then everything I'm learning goes out the window. Although I don't like the fact that I'm being punished, I appreciated the fact that you started slow and warmed things up first. Although I don't think any of the swats were that hard they did become painful. After 30 minutes of being on the receiving end of having swat after swat hit the same spots over and over, it got very painful. I felt it the next day too, all day, and I still feel it. During the spanking I was able to lay over your lap in a submissive manner. Although you eventually brou

Another Of Kays Blogs
Recently Sir Don gave me permission / requested me to order something on-line and it came today. We had one a while ago but we think we left it in a hotel room on our last trip out of town. Oops, hope somebody is having fun with them. It is a pair of wrist to thigh restraints. Very comfortable but very confining. Imagine not being able to lift your arms, fold them in your lap, etc. while your doing something mundane like watching tv. Keeps the hands out of the way during other activities too, very intense. I also purchased a soft gag and found out right away that this is an evil little toy. The hard ball gags are usually too big and rough on my mouth. I can usually push them out with my tongue too. This little evil toy that arrived today cannot be moved out with the tongue, can be bitten on, fits in the mouth better and overall stays put. Sir Don already has plans for this, probably some kind of punishment for when I get mouthy. As far as today goes, still managing to st

What Makes A Woman......again
> Do you know what makes a woman special? > Well I'm not an expert but let's see if I have the right idea..... > It's not always what you see on the outside... > It's not in the clothes she wears.. > It's not the size of her backside... > Or the what she does'nt wear.... > A woman can be alot of things... > A daughter,a mother,a wife,a friend, or a fling.... > But to me what makes a woman special is the beauty that God gave her on the inside and outside....We spend a lot of time judging a woman by the way she looks....Thank God he made them ALL beautiful....But we should be looking in their eyes to see what they are really made of..They may come off as a b.t.h but deep inside there is the heart and soul of a very special person....I believe that all woman should be adored and loved because they are created with a piece of us men..therefore if we treat them wrong we are lacking respect for us... Always show every woman the respect they deserve.....because without them we'd all b

Kays Blog Entry
Well I can certainly say that Sir Don did a through spanking job on Friday night for using the "F" word during the week. He also did a maintenance discipline on Sunday during the day. I was feeling very bratty that day (Sunday) however and pretended that I didn't remember that I needed to thank him for the discipline. He reminded me and I pretended to remember and tell him thank you. Later though, and this is the part that I just shake my head at, I felt guilty and told him what I had done. What a dummy yet I was very proud of myself, and Sir Don was too, that I told on myself to get another spanking. Trust me this isn't something I wanted and I could have let it slide. I'm sure that I probably did in the past but I couldn't this time. I wasn't fooling myself that was for sure and had felt guilty then so I sucked it up and told. I was very throughly spanked (again) and boy did it hurt. Usually Sir Don doesn't leave any marks but this time my butt was already sore and red from

From Kay
Letter to Sir Don It has been weighing on my mind all day that I will be punished for saying the "F" word earlier this week. I knew after it slipped out I said it that I would be getting punished. I'm sorry that I disobeyed your rules. Please forgive me. I know that I'm sorry won't get me out of punishment and I don't expect it to. In fact I'm writing to probably get myself in more trouble as I know that I have been punished for this before. I feel that I have been allowed to get away with more and more lately. Probably because we're so busy ... Sarah getting older and having no time to ourselves ... etc. Not big things but just little things ... but I'm feeling like they're starting to add up. Please be harsher (after tonight) with me on the rules I'm supposed to follow. I know I hardly write Sir in my IM's to you. I know that I don't wear skirts as often as I should during non-work hours. I know that I'm not topless at night as I should be. I have forgotten to ask for dis

40 Year B-day
Hay guys and gals I need ur all help in some thing. U see I will be turning the BIG 40 thios year on November 3. And I would like suggestions on what to do that is not too expencive but I will still have fun doing it. Please let me know what u all think by answering this blog or just send me a e-mail at charlesppenn@yahoo.com. Thanks, Patrick Penn

My Month-long Vacation
as for the guys who knows of my existence (yup, i am alive, still kickin' an shakin' ^_^ ) just wanted to let u know that im back ^_^ anyway, i miss Ct (and of course i miss my friends here ^_^ especially those who've been close to me and those who made me feel im real here) i was away for a month long of relaxing and healing vacation. it really helped my deteriorating health and my wounded heart (sheesh it sounds pathetic =p) that's why i am back.. China was great; was a bit cold but it did good for the riddance of my mysterious allergies and im back here again in my beloved sanctury-country.. t'was also good that i have broken up with a gud for nothin' guy (t'was gud riddance, really) and now im back and bouncin' ^_^ so anyway, i wanna "refresh" my life..also my CT coz i havent been able to look into it while i was away.. so anyway, im back. i hope u guys missed me too =) see yah and hope to get in touch with u online ! ^_^

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Keeping An Eye On Roman
I am always keen to see how the team owned by my fellow countryman are doing, i read the below rumors and was delighted with them...... Chelsea have entered the battle to sign Sevilla's Daniel Alves, who can play at full-back or on the right wing but who has long been a target of Liverpool. (The Sun) Inter Milan have made an offer to swap Brazil striker Adriano for Chelsea's Andriy Shevchenko. (Daily Mirror)

30 Today - My Funniest Memory
I remember one Sunday afternoon when I was 8yrs old how I was being my usuall self and was trying to showoff by thinking that I could jump onto a little island in the middle of a shallow stream. It was a quiet summers day and I was down by the shallow stream playing with my friends, it was at that time the water in the stream was getting shallow and a little sand island started to appear in the middle of the water. When I saw this I thought it would be a good idea to try and jump onto it without falling in. My friends, Stuart and John said to me "you'll never jump that, and if you do your probably gonna fall in the water". I was like "yeh yeh, if you say so". So, I as I was on the banking I walked back as far is i could so i could get a good run at it before i jumped. So I ran towards the edge of the stream and leaped into the air and went straight over the island into the middle and landed right in the water. I was soaked from head to toe and Stuart and John just stood there la

Ct Safety 101
All these bulletins about so and so is stalking me, this person is pervert, this one is a loser, watch out for this one.. blah blah blah .. have made me think.. I think its time for a little CT or even Internet Safety 101. 1. READ profiles!! if they don't have any info in their profile, very few photos, one 'real' photo and a bunch of fake photos, or no Salutes be leery when talking to them or adding them. (and I know there are people on here that refuse to put a Salute for whatever reason) but still knowing that the person in the photos is the person behind the PC helps a lot. With the exception of Ninja Penguin(Wub ya smexie!)... O'rly(Ya'rly!!!) and a very small handful of others, everyone on my list has a verified Salute. Heck even O'rly is verified! LMAO! 1a. READ EVERYTHING in the profiles. if you're looking at a photo of a hot chick/guy, make sure they are who they say. The Gender, Age, and sometimes location are posted right there on the FRONT page! Think with your

Hmmm
A distinguished young woman on a flight from Switzerland asked the Priest beside her, "Father, may I ask a favor?" "Of course. What may I do for you?" "Well, I bought an expensive woman's electronic hair dryer for my mother's birthday. The dryer is unopened and well over the Customs limits and I'm afraid they'll confiscate it. Is there any way you could carry it through Customs for me? Under your robes perhaps?" "I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you: I will not lie." "With your honest face, Father, no one will question you." When they reached the Customs area, she let the priest go ahead of her. The official asked: "Father, do you have anything to declare?" "From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare." The official thought this answer strange, so asked, "And what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor?" "I have a marvelous instrument designed to be used on a woman, but which is, to date, un

Apache, Arapaho,cherokee
My name is a combination of these three tribes. Here is links to see what each are about. Apache: http://www.impurplehawk.com/apache.html Arapaho: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arapaho Cherokee: http://www.native-languages.org/cherokee.htm

Street Justice Defined
Street Justice An act or state where a Person A does something minorly offensive to Person B, and Person B retaliates by doing something much worse in degree to Person B so that Person A will never choose to mess around again with Person B. In other words: when someone wrongs you and you do something way worse back to make sure they don't fuck with you again. 1. That fool scratched Jim's car so Jim had sex with the fool's mom; now that's street justice. 2. That guy made fun of my brother, so I broke both his shins. Street justice, man. BEAT DOWN The act of receiving a serious butt whoopin at the hands of a person or group of persons. DONE DEAL 1) another way of saying "consider it done" or good to go 2)over; finished; no more ~~Spanky~~

**i Cant Believe Dis Hoe"
""U KNOW WHATS REALLY CRAZY.. IF U WITH SOMEONE SINCE U BEEN IN JUNIOR HIGH THROUGH THAT ALL AWAY AND SRAIGHT UP LIE TO HIS FAMILY N HIM STRAIGHT TO HIS FACE.. WOULD U LEAVE YA DUDE TO GO BE WITH ANOTHER MOFO THAT AINT GOT NUTHIN. THAT DID HIS GURL WRONG WITH 2 KIDS??? AND THE DUDE SUPPOSEDLY YA BEST FRIEND BUT INSTEAD U FIND OUT WHE BEEN FUCKIN YA WIFE SINCE HE GETS OFF EARLIER AND YOU BUSTIN YA AZZ 2 SUPPORT YA GURL, YA SON, N YASELF? HAVE THE NERVE TO FUCK THE DUDE IN YA DUDES BED?? CAN U GET ANY LOWER? THESE IS A TYPE OF FEMALES THAT IS HOEZ"" THE TRU MEANIN AND DEFINITION.. WAKE UP ONE MORNING.. N YA EX BOSS AND YA GF RAN AWAY TOGETHER AND TOOK YA KID? NOW TELL ME HOW FUCKED UP THAT IS??? ""hOEZ CAN NEVA EVA BE TRUSTED"" REMEMBER THAT.. YOU CAN DO ANYTHIN IN THE WORLD FOR THEM BUT ITS JUS NEVA ENUFF.. JUS CAUSE ANOTHER MOFO IN YA EAR.. YOU AINT TRYIN TO HEAR IT I GOTTA DUDE.. U DONT TEXT DUDE AND TELL HIM EVERYMOVE SO YA'ALL HAVE TIME TO FUCK.. KARMA COMES BACK TO U 10 TIMES FOLD.

Rating People...and Idots Who Respond
So I go about and rate everyone daily...I go to my folders and see who has up loaded pics and i TRY to get to them...Some times i do and sometimes i dont...So yesterday i was rating pics and i usually give out all 100 of my rates fairly early in the day...So i was rating profiles and when i go by pages i give them the option of wanting to add me...I am not here for fan and rates and anything else, Just to make friends with people and i have make lots of friends...So anyways...I go about rating people....SO i come upon this profile and i rate it a 10 because i am out of 11's..I dont judge on names because my name isnt the best being ASS KICKIN REDNECK BITCH...so.... I rate this guy a 10 and then he sends me this message.... wow Show header Date: Mon, 04 Jun 2007 17:21:04 -0700 thanks for the 10 when ya had the abilty to give me an 11 anyways what i gotta do to see those shh pix? :) ufortunatly i am here to trade nudes and have fone sex lol :) and i see you arent bu

What A Wonderful Place!
Hey everyone...hope you missed me!!! I'm back from my vacation to Miami. I left the 23rd and got back the 4th...it was wonderful. I hit up tons of strip clubs and the nude beach...well when I wasn't hungover. I'll be checking in here more often now to leave some love and I'll try to return it. I'm going to be back camming on www.nonnudecams.com so you guys definitely have to come and get some hot private chats. I just got a new vibrator...maybe you can see me play with it a bit ;) Remember that I love being spoiled so check out my amazon wishlist. If you get me something sexy I'll take a few pics w/it on for you and you'll get a discounted VIP show one day. Ok love you guys and when I get on my other computer later I'll put up more pics of myself!

Such Is The Pain And Crap Of My Days...
Dark Greetings all this be Alpha Wolfiepup ^_^ If you haven’t noticed I have been in a little bit of a shitty mood! Well I don’t know why.... I try to think but it just doesn’t work.... I’m just all over the place! And I have been told for so long friends are all you need in life but I have noticed when I get nice and close to someone then everything starts to crumble! One little word can ether inspire fond feelings and warm fuzzy’s or it can make them hate you and wish you dead! Now that! I am not unaccustomed to feeling! In my real life I am hated by a few people out there in this hell hole called earth!....... I’m moving to another state coz my writing has just gone and pissed a whole family off! So fuck them I’m sick and tired of knowing someone out there hates me for what I write! I don’t pretend to write about lies! And I certainly don’t intend to change how I am just so you all will get to know me as some weak little man that will do anything for you..... The only time I am lik

Ok Here Goes Nothing
I am tired. I have spent my emotions unwisely yet again...one day I am sure i will learn to effectively budget them so as to not over extend myself. I am sick to my tummy now, but I don't mind that people think I am blue. I am I suppose. I know I have a need to be online...and each day I tell myself I can live without it. It is an addiction, not the worst one could form but not the best either, I suppose I would do better to become addicted to excersize..:p NOT LIKELY...but it would be beneficial. I am just going to ramble out whats in my head and if it bores you I apologize now. I don't know what I want to be when I grow up. Do I have to grow up? I am an adult and I am responsible and such but inside I feel young sometimes, and foolish. I skipped thru childhood and adolescence, not completely by choice but never the less so. I don't wish to change anything because I have learned something from every experience. I did read something the other night, it was a poem..Strip for me...wow..t

Angels Of Mercy Bomb Squad Are Looking For Members
where looking for members. If you would like to join the angels of mercy please click on the link below and leave a message, then you will be added to the family. ~*~AnGeLHeArT~*~ Owner Of *AnGeL FaMiLy *&* A.F.H.* ~ FoUnDeR Of~ * AnGeLs Of MeRcY BoMb SqUaD * ~@ CherryTAP say hi to mariaa and leave a message and shell add you. members will go on to the family page. hope to see you in the family. also go and rate and leave some love on the home page just click here. ~AnGeLs Of MeRcY BoMb SqUaD~ OwNeD By ThE AnGeL FaMiLy ~@ CherryTAP

My Daughter
my daughter has gone crazy. she is not yet 2. but she is bagging her head on the walls, sicking her hand in her mouth to make herself throw up, and is biting herself!!!! i thought the treable two's were just like throwing herself on the floor... i gusse i was wrong...

Yo Ho (a Pirate's Life For Me)
Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me. We pillage, we plunder, we rifle, and loot, Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho. We kidnap and ravage and don't give a hoot, Drink up me 'earties, yo ho. Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me. We extort, we pilfer, we filch, and sack, Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho. Maraud and embezzle, and even high-jack, Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho. Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me. We kindle and char, inflame and ignite, Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho. We burn up the city, we're really a fright, Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho. We're rascals, scoundrels, villans, and knaves, Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho. We're devils and black sheep, really bad eggs, Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho. Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me. We're beggars and blighters, ne'er-do-well cads, Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho. Aye, but we're loved by our mommies and dads, Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho.

Hmm, What Do They Know
You have a sexual IQ of 142 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Photo Contests
I am in a few contests. Please take the time and vote for me puhleez! Those of you that have chatted with me or know me understand that I have started getting my modeling of the ground. I have also entered 98 rock contest so I have to wait and see on that one! I'll keep everyone posted! MUAH! http://www.sotoworld.com/contests/hotgirls/ http://www.sotoworld.com/contests/hotbody/ http://www.myspacetop100.com/view/all/ this one you have to eliminate the other girls! http://www.thehottestsurvive.com/vote.php?c=1&groupid=AGAGR3B8Q5Q5 Thanks for your support!

Ct In General
Wow folks, you people are something else. Let's start with the whole points thing. First off, I'd like to poitn out, if ya check me out, I generally go back and give ya a rate whever ya rated me or not. Why do I do this, BOREDOM, why did I create a profile on here, cause friend said to, and BOREDOM. I see so many peple insisting on ratings, fans, etc for friendship, so lets evalute what that means. The word friend on the internet is nearly meaningless anyways, and you people have completely destroyed what little was left of it. Deargod people, were you severly un popular back in high school and hopingto make up for it now, on here. Or is your self esteem so low that you need to post fake pics, nude pics (which could fall into that first category), or use the most sexually implicent names you can think of to try to boost your self-esteem on a web site. Now I accept nearly every invite sent to me, and I send out my share to people I don't know too, the difference is this. T

Nasty And Sick Questions?
1.)Have you ever shit your pants? 2.)Have you ever farted in a Resturant while you were waiting for your dinner to come? 3.)Do you know what a lincoln Log is? 4.)Do you know what a Taco Pussy is? 5.)what is the sickest thing you have ever done? 6.)Have you ever had a Mud Butt? 7.)Have you ever had sex on your Period? 8.)Did you ever vomit in someones mouth while u were kissing them? 9.)Did you ever wet your pants from laughing so hard? 10.)Do you think this blog is stupid?

5 Sex Questions???
1.)Have you ever farted while you were having sexual intercourse?? 2.)Have you ever had sex with someone weighing over 270 pounds?? 3.)Do you like Rough Sex? 4.)Have you ever been in a 3 sum? 5.)Do you prefer oral sex or just get into straight sex without fore play????

This Baby Needs Your Prayers!!!!
This is Kaleb. He is suffering now from shaken baby syndrome caused by his babysitter a few weeks ago. Please keep him in your prayers. He has been going through so much. Precious little thing, he did not deserve this. I hope that God will see to taking care of the person that did this. Just absolutely horrible, evil thing that that person did. Pray for a complete recovery for little Kaleb and that his parents stay strong through this. Kaleb needs a miracle. this is kaleb before this horrible and traumatic thing happened to him. although you cant tell that much he is blind. I have the family's contact information if anyone wants to message them support letters please contact me and I will give you the information. This family needs everyone to be as supportive as can be through this tragic time. (repost of original by '¢¾ ¥âutt¨ªn¡× ¢Ó' on '2007-06-04 12:58:34') (repost of original by '"sassy1"' on '2007-06-04 13:03:29') (repost of original by ':~*~♥DJ*B

Episode 4: Merry X-mas
It’s that wonderful time of the year. People are shopping. Families are gathering. Carolers are caroling. Everyone is getting into the holiday spirit. But no one enjoys this time of the year more than Frank, Casey, and I. We were going through our normal routine of watching the Full House Christmas specials and throwing back some Jager-Nogg. Frank was blaming Dave Coulier for the recent downfall of the Olsen twins. Casey said if they would’ve kept hanging out with that Urkel guy they’d be doing a lot better. Casey was slightly confused, and intoxicated. Determining that Casey was suffering from an overload of holiday spirit, TGIF reruns, and alcohol, Frank and I decided to take him for a drive to look at the local Christmas lights. Casey seemed to be very upset by the lack of quality displays, and showed this by several attempts to egg-nogg houses. The police seemed to be upset by this and showed it by throwing us in jail. There we were. Christmas eve, eve…stuck in jail. Frank and I

Episode 3: Close Encounter
It was a glorious day. The sun was shining, the birds were singing, and a nice little breeze was blowing in from the hills. Casey had just finished watching the all day marathon of Country Fried Home Videos on CMT. He raised himself from the recliner and simply said, “That Bill Engval is a funny son of a bitch.” He then proceeded to the kitchen to whip up some Spam-Helper and poured Frank and me glasses of RC Cola. Frank had just purchased the special collector’s edition extended version of Delta Force with Chuck Norris. We were primed to settle in for an evening of Norris ass kicking and a tasty dinner. Little did we know what the day would bring. Halfway through the movie Casey had to leave to pick up a can of Red Seal, some moon pies, and a jumbo bag of pork rinds. That was the last time we would see Casey that day. A few hours had passed, Chuck Norris had become just a memory of the day, and mine and Frank’s attention had turned to other activities, mainly a debate over the poss

Episode 2: Superheroes
As far as superheroes go, I don’t think we have any in this modern world. At least not any as we know it. I’m sure there is some type of man-frog-beast in Florida protecting the orange groves from Castro’s mutant monkey zombie army. I mean, it’s just common knowledge that monkey zombies need oranges and old people to survive, so Florida is a prime target. So, why couldn’t there be a man-frog-beast protecting oranges and great-aunt Beatrice’s condo. I propose there is no reason. For this reason, or lack of reason, Frank, Casey, and I decided one night after several Jagerblasters, and Casey’s typical four cosmos, that we could become the greatest superhero force that has have ever forced their super powers. Realizing that we possessed no actual superpowers, like batman, we decided to make-up powers and pretend we have them, like congress. Once we decided we have no real imagination, we derived our powers from our own natural abilities. Casey’s natural ability to bum cigarettes and snu

Episode 1: Chicken Plucker
It was that time of year again. Casey, Frank, and myself all made our annual trip to Big Cindy’s Chicken Ranch for their annual Pluck Off and Chicken Run. Casey introduced us to this a few years ago and it has now become part of our lives. Kinda like going to Mecca, except without all the security checks. When we arrived Casey’s eyes lit up like a special needs kid going trick-or-treating. He was a mad man in the Pluck off. There are several categories to enter in: Plucking for speed, style plucking, all around plucker, among several other events. Before he started Casey told me you could check the age of a chicken by putting your finger in its ass and counting how many times it clucks. Apparently it works on grown men too. When he did it to Frank, Frank screamed, “I’m a 24 year old man and I don’t have to take this!” I thought Frank was 23, but Casey’s method proved me wrong. Now it was time to let the chicken plucking begin. When Casey came out of the contestant changing room he

Advert
I've just noticed that above the subject box in on the blog composition page, there is an click through for a writer's editor and reference, apparently authored by Bryant McGill. There are more than a few 'poets' on here that I would recommend download that software. I take that back. That would ruin the bad poetry.

You Know That Feeling...
You know that feeling when you've cried too much and you just go numb? you're throat starts to clench and you're head freezes.. you feel like you're going to vomit but nothing comes out, you want to scream at the top of your lungs but totally forgot what you're even crying about; because you're life is so shit and you don't know what problem is worse; you cannot compare your problems to another one of your problems, because everything just SUCKS. you know that feeling when you're so depressed you've had the worst night, there's a weird feeling in your chest; is my heart breaking? or have my lungs stopped breathing? am i alive? alive enough to feel like i mean something upon this earth? you know that feeling where your whole body gets dizzy, you lose your balance, as soon as you lose your head. you're crazy because there's too much wrong, you want something to go right for once, this crap has been going on for too long. and you know that feeling when

Help Give The Little People An Equal Playing Field
Donkey basketball. Two very simple, yet unrelated words. But, these two words instill joy in thousands of Americans every year. Now, I am no donkey basketball historian. I've never claimed to be, and never will. I am, however, a man of vision. One who believes in equal opportunity. I feel that everyman (and woman) should be given the chance to partake in this great American pastime. During some recent random browsing, mainly brought along by Bobbie Dee calling me a honky, I came across a website for a ranch. This is not your ordinary cattle ranch, or horse ranch, or even alpaca ranch. This is a donkey ranch. Now not your ordinary donkey ranch even, albeit donkey ranches are quite far from ordinary. The site: www.honkeydonkeyfarm.com. Sicilian minature donkeys not reaching over 32 inches in height. I think this is amazing, and has amazing possibilities. Just close your eyes and imagine.....no....don't do that. Keep reading and imagine with your eyes open. Gary Coleman, the guy from Aust

The Real American Story
Theodore Roosevelt's ideas on Immigrants and being an AMERICAN in 1907. "In the first place, we should insist that if the immigrant who comes here in good faith becomes an American and assimilates himself to us, he shall be treated on an exact equality with everyone else, for it is an outrage to discriminate against any such man because of creed, or birth place, or origin. But this is predicated upon the person's becoming in every facet an American, and nothing but an American..There can be no divided allegiance here. Any man who says he is an American, but something else also, isn't an American at all. We have room for but one flag, the American flag... We have room for but one language here, and that is the English language... and we have room for but one sole loyalty and that is a loyalty to the American people."

Who Gives A Flop
yeah no one loves me... ive just come to realize that.. yeah theres people on here that "give love" on comments.. an stuff.. but they dont truely love me... whatever i guess... who cares... i used to care.. an someone used to care about me... ill just shut the fuck up now....

Cleanse And Condition Your Complexion - Recipes
Restore your radiance with these simple, easy, homemade recipes: CREAMY CREAM For smooth soft skin, wash your face very day with plain, organic yogurt or buttermilk. Use it as you would ordinary cold cream, avoiding the eye area. It's gentle enough for all skin types and as a bonus, it contains naturally occurring lactic acid. This acts as a mild exfoliant to remove dead-skin buildup. BANANA'S THE BEST For positively glowing skin, mash a third of a very, very ripe banana in a small bowl. Use the pulp to wash your face and throat, avoiding the eye area. If your skin is especially dry or dehydrated, leave this on for approximately 5 minutes. Rinse, then pat dry. ROSEY CHEEKS To pamper mature, thin, dry skin, mix 1 tablespoon of heavy cream with 1 or 2 drops of essential oil of rose or rose geranium. Use as you would a cleansing lotion, massaging well into your face and throat. This can be used on the eye area to remove eye makeup and mascara. This blend smells exquisite. A

Round 1
This isn't tehcnically a blog, but a little something me and my old roommate came up with a while back. 1. Here comes the flop 2. I got beat on the river 3. Pocket rockets in the hole 4. I'll raise ya! 5. I got the nuts 6. He got a straight after the flop 7. Who's got the big stack? 8. I out flopped you 9. He got beat heads up 10. Congratualting someone by saying nice pair 11. I'll see your raise 12. I'm all in

Everything Test
The Everything Test There are many different types of tests on the internet today. Personality tests, purity tests, stereotype tests, political tests. But now, there is one test to rule them all. Traditionally, online tests would ask certain questions about your musical tastes or clothing for a stereotype, your experiences for a purity test, or deep questions for a personality test.We're turning that upside down - all the questions affect all the results, and we've got some innovative results too! Enjoy :-) Personality You are more logical than emotional, more concerned about self than concerned about others, more religious than atheist, more loner than dependent, more lazy than workaholic, more traditional than rebel, more engineering mind than artistic mind, more idealist than cynical, more leader than follower, and more extroverted than introverted.As for specific personality traits, you are adventurious (100%), religious (73%), intellectual (70%), innovative (64%).

Great Tips For Life
Great Tips for Life ONE. Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully. TWO. Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older, their conversational skills will be as important as any other. THREE. Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you want. FOUR. When you say, "I love you," mean it. FIVE. When you say, "I'm sorry," look the person in the eye. SIX. Be engaged at least six months before you get married. SEVEN. Believe in love at first sight. EIGHT. Never laugh at anyone's dream. People who don't have dreams don't have much. NINE. Love deeply and passionately. You might get hurt but it's the only way to live life completely. TEN. In disagreements, fight fairly. No name calling. ELEVEN. Don't judge people by their relatives. TWELVE. Talk slowly but think quickly. THIRTEEN. When someone asks you a question you don't want to answer, smile and ask, "Why do you want to know?" FOURTEEN. Remember that great lo

The Secret (all About Positive Vibes)
THE SECRET (ALL ABOUT POSITIVE VIBES) FOR ALL OF YOU WHO HAVEN'T FIGURED OUT WHY BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO YOU SO OFTEN IT'S BECAUSE YOU ARE ATTRACTING IT.PICK UP A COPY OF THE SECRET DVD OR BOOK AND LEARN ALL ABOUT HOW POSITIVE THINKING CAN INFLUENCE YOUR LIFE IN A POSITIVE WAY.IT'S CALLED THE LAW OF ATTRACTION AND BY PUTTING YOUR THOUGHTS OUT THERE IN A POSITIVE LIGHT YOU CAN ATTRACT THE THINGS YOU REALLY WANT IN LIFE.DO THE OPPOSITE AND YOU WILL ATTRACT THE NEGATIVE THINGS YOU DON'T WANT.I'M A FIRM BELIEVER IN POSTIVE THINKING AND TRUST ME THE REWARDS ARE NOT ALWAYS IMMEDIATE BUT IT FOLLOWS THE SAME PHILOSOPHY IN THE BIBLE "ASK AND YE SHALL RECEIVE."ALSO GOD DOESN'T ALWAYS ANSWER YOUR PRAYERS RIGHT AWAY BUT IF YOU HAVE FAITH YOU WILL FIND A WAY.WELL DUE IN PART TO THE EXPOSURE IT HAS RECEIVED FROM OPRAH'S SHOW THE SECRET IS GAINING MOMENTUM.I'M VERY GLAD THAT OPRAH HELPED PROPEL THE METHODS BEHIND THE SECRET TO THE WORLD, HOWEVER ONE OF MY BEST FRIENDS DAMON INTRODUCED ME TO THE

Bored As Heck
well I should be sleeping, instead Im awake in sever tooth pain. ugh! it sucks. Found out there is a new project starting at work, I want in on it, I must talk to someone tomorrow about getting in, another notch in the belt. You can never learn enough, I wonder just how much my brain can hold, shoot theres alotta room up there... not to bright, most days there is not one light on up there. Definate sign of a natural blonde. So a shot of vodka and Pm's should do the trick. I am hopeful.. but whatever. Im going to the dentist tomorrow morning, or atleast maybe I am. I do not like dentists. Never did. He better give me a shot of something good. Otherwise I'm screwed for work.

Day 3
from havin my surgery. will its been painful but relaxing and not has painful has was before.if that made sense to any of you sexy people.. Today bein the 3rd day... not havin to really worrin about nurses or drs commin in to check up on u. was great.. but again i dont have that choice on gettin the strong meds.. the manly meds.. like i did while in the hosptial.. But that i have to get use to.. right.. will im goin to let u all sexy people go.. (ATTENTION PLEASE) if u all want me to move up to the next level u got to rated my pics that are not (NSFW). because the pic that is NSFW..I WONT GET POINTS ON THEM... OOK.. I WANT TO MOVE UP.. hugs and kisses:x

Seeds In Space
I was reading this and thought I would share it with all you gardeners out there. Park Seed Company 1 Parkton Ave Greenwood, SC 29647 Park Seed and NASA -- Seeds in Space I, II, and III Park Seed joins forces with NASA in exciting experiments! On July 4, 2006, Park Seed Company and NASA began the third leg of their long relationship, known as "Seeds in Space." SEEDS stands for Space Exposed Experiment Developed for Students. And just as the name implies, this unusual project has given millions of students around the U.S.A. an opportunity to do serious, hands-on science with living material that has been to outer space and back. The story began in 1984 and continues even now, with a new batch of Park Seed Company seeds currently circling the Earth attached to the International Space Station. Millions of tomato seeds were sent into space aboard 1984 Challenger Shuttle Mission STS-41C, as part of NASA's Long Duration Exposure Facility (LDEF) to observe the effects of d

I Said This Wasn't Over.. Easier, But Never Over
I sit here tonight, crying again.... I can't believe it has been almost 2 months since she died... I have even gotten myself a new puppy... But it isn't any better. I miss Sissy... I miss her so much! Last weekend I went camping. Took my two yorkies boomer and jewelie and my new Belgian Sheepdog, Gypsy. As I was coming into the campground I was overwhelmed with tears. I always took Sissy with me camping there and the last time I had been there she was right there with me. I miss the look in her eyes when she looked at me. I could literally feel how much she loved me! I picked up her ashes a few weeks ago. That was another day where I felt like I was living her death all over again.... This HURTS! I miss my dog! I understand nothing lives forever, but neverless I still want her back with me.

Alice Cooper "hell Is Living Without You"
Hell Is Living Without You Lyrics Artist(Band):Alice Cooper I can't find your face in a thousand masqueraders You're hidden in the colors of a million other lost charades In life's big parade I'm the loneliest spectator Cuz you're gone without a trace in a sea of faceless imitators I can't take another night Burning inside this Hell is living without your love Ain't nothing without your Touch me Heaven would be like hell Is living without you Try to walk away When I see the time I've wasted Starving at a feast And all this wine I never tasted On my lips Your memory has been stained It is all in vain Tell me who's to blame I can't take another night Burning inside this Hell is living without your love Ain't nothing without your Touch me Heaven would be like hell Is living without you Nights get longer and colder I'm down begging to hold ya On my own and I feel like hell Is living without you Nights get longer and colder I'm down begging to hold ya On

A Wonderful Night And A Wonderful Horoscope!
Tonight was a great night. I had alot of fun, I laughed harder than I have in a long time. I ate really good food, and drank some okay wine, and just had fun. Afterwards, I went and hung out with some friends. Somewhere in the midst of all this, I somehow for some reason ended up calling the "ex". I don't know why I did it, but Im glad I did. You see, I needed an extra little push to help me get onto the other side...And what happened tonight, and what didn't happen, helped me do just that. Things are hard right now, I am not going to sit here and lie that they aren't.... but its nights like tonight and horoscopes like this one, that help me feel better about everything and help me put things into better perspective. Heres the horoscope!!! Ride out this storm and you'll be sitting pretty. Yes, the waves can get to be a bit much, but just breathe deeply and remind yourself that soon you'll see land. Never fear: Your faith in yourself will take you where you need to go.

If You Are 30 Or Older You Will Think This Is Hilarious!!!!
When I was a kid, adults used to bore me to tears with their tedious diatribes about how hard things were when they were growing up; what with walking twenty-five miles to school every morning .. uphill BOTH ways ....through year 'round blizzards. Carrying their younger siblings on their backs ... to their one-room schoolhouse, where they maintained a Straight-A average, despite their full-time, after-school job at the local textile mill ... where they worked for 35 cents an hour just to help keep their family from starving to death! And I remember promising myself that when I grew up, there was no way in hell I was going to lay a bunch of crap like that on kids about how hard I had it and how easy they've got it! But now that... I'm over the ripe old age of thirty, I can't help but look around and notice the youth of today. You've got it so easy! I mean, compared to my childhood, you live in a damn Utopia! And I hate to say it but you kids today you don't know how good you've

Pick Up Lines
What better place than a bar to talk about pick-up lines? This my tribute to the best (original) to the worst (that I experienced right here on CT). The originals.. At a grocery store... I really like the way you pick out your tomatoes. Excuse me..I see you're buying the same kind of meet I buy. Can you tell me the difference between the tray and the tube? At a bar...... Hey, did you know some guy gave you a hickey on your chest? I'm gonna kiss you very destructively. At school.... Has anyone ever told you you have great taste in purses? At a house.... Why don't you come in here and make my dreams come true? Some of the worst..... Would I meet those standards? (If you even have to ask, then you don't). Hey, don't take this the wrong way, but I wish I was skinny like you. (WTF?!?!?!) And the worse one to date (which happened two nights ago on CT)... Damn, it should be illegal to be that

The Twelve Kinds Of Men
1.) MR. THUG LIFE Advantages a. Real good at making love b. Fun and exciting c. Makes you laugh d. Has your back, will fight and protect you Disadvantages a. Usually drinks and smokes too much b. Always got drama c. Stays a thug forever d. In and out of jail 2.) MR. NAW, I DON`T HAVE A GIRL Advantages a. Will take you out in the beginning b. Will introduce you to all his friends c. Compliments you all the time Disadvantages a. Has a girlfriend who he's been with since the 2nd grade b. Will not get rid of her c. He tells you about her after you've fallen in love with his ass! 3.) MR. BIG BALLA Advantages a. Will give you money with no questions asked b. Has a lot of style to him c. Will show you some of the nice things in life Disadvantages a. Never returns your phone calls b. Feels he can come to your house at any given time without calling first c. Loves to be around his boys more than you. 4.)MR. I`

Testament
testament this old life's been good to me though at times it's hard to see but over all i can't complain i've felt love and i've felt pain i've seen more than most will see felt the dry hot desert breeze watched my little baby's birth felt the heaving of the earth been amazed at the volcano's breath and crippled by a loved one's death touched the sky in passion's throes amazed by the feelings as they grow had family stand fast by my side when others turned their head's aside spent times alone with no one near reflecting on friends that i held dear laid in my bed tired and content and other times just lay there bent spent times hurt and by myself been lifted up with someone's help i've seen the best and worst in man tried hard to do the best i can i've failed at things so miserably had the sweet taste of victory all these things and so much more are there behind my open door so when comes that decided day when my life will slip away don't waste tears becau

Generous Lawyer
A local United Way office realized that the organization had never received a donation from the town's most successful lawyer. The person in charge of contributions called him to persuade him to contribute. "Our research shows that out of a yearly income of at least $500,000, you give not a penny to charity. Wouldn't you like to give back to the community in some way?" The lawyer mulled this over for a moment and replied, "First, did your research also show that my mother is dying after a long illness, and has medical bills that are several times her annual income?" Embarrassed, the United Way rep mumbled, "Um ... no." The lawyer interrupts, "or that my brother, a disabled veteran, is blind and confined to a wheelchair?" The stricken United Way rep began to stammer out an apology, but was interrupted again. "or that my sister's husband died in a traffic accident," the lawyer's voice rising in indignation, "leaving her penniless with three children?!" The humiliated

Oo Lemme Tell You About My Day...
but where should i start? i guess we can start when i woke up...i heard my alarm clock go off at around 8:30 & as per usual i ignored its desperate attempt at getting me out of bed. after like the 3rd time the damn thing went off i hit it harder than i wanted to & it hit the floor making a loud mess. but even after all that i still didnt get out of bed....i fell back asleep until i heard my cell play the ringer i have set for sean. ::i love our mid morning chats:: after we hung up i got up to make myself an early lunch. i made a perfect lunch...then for no reason at all....i didn't want it anymore. so i resigned myself that i was losing my mind & my brother ended up eating my lunch. oh & my brother told me some girl came to the front door asking for a phone number. he said that hed never seen her before & thought she was crazy so he closed the door on her. dont you just love my brother's people skills? yea...i do too. lmao. anyway it was around noon when i found out that

Sexy Candies Wahooo
check these sexy candies out gerr yummlollypop yummlollypop SOUTHERN BOYS AND GIRLS REBEL FAMILY*everything is better in the south!@ CherryTAP FOUNDER LOLLYS CANDYLAND CANDIESWHOS NEXT? snickers metalheadfl@ CherryTAP carmel apple crazyrabbit69 ~` Samurai of Austria of Lestats Dark Covenant Family ~~~@ CherryTAP Mr.sugar and spice *Shawty* *Lollys boy*@ CherryTAP MR.GOODBAR dbart2483@ CherryTAP FAST BREAK *J-Dub*what tha f*** iz up*WHERES MY BABY?@ CherryTAP RED HOT GATOR@ CherryTAP M&M KristyCD@ CherryTAP PSYCHOCANDY psycho@ CherryTAP WONKA BAR

Why Do?
Why do the guys who opens doors,pulls out your seat,who says ladies first,lights your cigs,who buys you flowers for no reason at all,leaves you romantic notes,who would put their coat over a puddle of water so that your feet dont get wet,who would give up their seat for you so you dont have to stand,who would call you just to say hi and see how your day was or just to say I Love You are always the guys who gets treated like crap and left as soon as a jerk walks by. Is it soo bad ladies to be treated like they way you should be like a QUEEN? Why is it that the gentlemen gets treated like shit? Do women actually prefer the jerks over the nice guys?

5 June 2007
Dear Alexa, Here is your single's love horoscope for Tuesday, June 5: So they're wearing dorky shoes or have a goofy photo online -- it's what's between their ears that can be the real turn-on for you now. Ask about favorite books and such, and don't judge by this person's cover.

The Wiccan Rede
Bide ye the Wiccan laws ye must, in perfect love and perfect trust. Ye must live and let live, fairly take and fairly give. Cast the Circle thrice about, to keep unwelcome spirits out. To bind the spell well every time, let the spell be spoken in rhyme. Soft of eye and light of touch, speak ye little and listen much. Deosil go by waxing moon, chanting out the Wiccan runes. Widdershins' go by waning moon, chanting out the baneful tune. When the Lady's moon is new, kiss the hand to her times two. When the moon rides at her peak, then the heart's desire seek. Heed the North wind's mighty gale: lock the door and trim the sail. When the wind comes from the South, love will kiss thee on the mouth When the Moor wind blows from West, departed spirits have no rest. When the wind blows from the East, expect the new and set the feast. Nine woods in the cauldron go, burn them quick and burn them slow. Elder be the Lady's tree, burn it not or cursed ye'll b

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So NSFW is checked just in case of angry CT Indians looking to cause trouble. But if you are at work, there is nothing to fear by reading this. I found a photo I had forgotten about and have scanned it. Oh go ahead, scroll down and have a look. yeah... Here's the story. Twenty-four days after moving to San Francisco at 9:00pm on a Thursday night I was attacked. The attack was on 24th street near Capp. I was heading to my flat on South Van Ness after picking up an Al Pastor burrito from Taco Loco. Up ahead a knot of local Mexicans were having what looked like a laugh and a smoke. As I passed, the big one that had chrome skulls on his belt put his arm around my neck and held me tight. My arms were being held too but I couldn't see which one that was. The two young ones, the guys that looked like they were trying to grow a moustache but not pulling it off took turns punching me. I hurt one of them by just lowering my head so that he hit the convex part of my foreh

All Alone
Shit ya'll I am here all alone and don't have a clue as to what to do, but I guess I will have to remain the good wifey that I am. My husband is in Korea and I miss him like crazy, wishing that we were together, so that I can get my freak on. shit it has been 7 mos, since I had some great dick,but thats the price you pay for being an army wife........................shit

For Those Who Are Honest And Willing
I would really like to know exactly what response my penis would get if a woman saw it. I know it is strange, but only one woman has so I am kinda afraid to get it back out there but would really appreciate an honest opinion of looks and how it stacks up. I know it is strange request, and I do apologize if I offend you. But for those that are willing to peek for the purpose of helping a nerd out, I woul appreciate it. For some reason the pics can only be viewed if I am added. I appreciate any help you can give me. Thanks

Love
A woman came out of her house and saw 3 old men with long white beards sitting in her front yard. She did not recognize them. She said 'I don't think I know you, but you must be hungry. Please come in and have something to eat.' 'Is the man of the house home?', they asked. 'No', she replied. 'He's out.' 'Then we cannot come in', they replied. In the evening when her husband came home, she told him what had happened. 'Go tell them I am home and invite them in!' The woman went out and invited the men in' 'We do not go into a House together,' they replied. 'Why is that?' she asked. One of the old men explained: 'His name is Wealth,' he said pointing to one of his friends, and said pointing to another one, 'He is Success, and I am Love.' Then he added, 'Now go in and discuss with your husband which one of us you want in your home.' The woman went in and told her husband what was said. Her husband was overjoyed. 'How nice!!', he said. 'Since that is the case, l

Prayer
Tonight i prayed the Lakota peace pipe ceremony with my intention for my dog who i recently put down. He was very special to me as my goofy friend and companion. It was very hard for me to say goodbye after 11 years.I have sensed him near many times since his death and at the ceremony i sensed him and had some powerful things happen. I sensed him breath on me and he picked up a paper i had near me with a song on it in Lakota and drug it away and then dropped it. It was not wind.It was him.I asked my ancestors to take him home and keep him there until i follow the spirit road. I felt my family around me as i sat alone. I could feel their presence like a physical person in front of me. When i said his name the bamboo trees next to me moved like something walked through it. I knew it was him and he was there,as always, my friend. This helped me to let him go on to my family. I felt the power of God and know all is well. So as a part Indian and part white i ask you if the Christian way

Blah Blah And More Blah
Hello to all It's me again. Not alot going on, got a new cam today and posted a salute and it was rejected, I was like wtf , I mean I did it just as everyone else has and theres was accepted, can someone please help me out, go look at my pics and look for my salute pic and tell me what I need to change please

Good Bye Letter
Friends... This is my time to say good bye..Since I posted those up to date pictures of myself.. everyday in my ctmail I have gotten a good bye letter from a friend saying they cant be my friend anymore because of them. I felt like it was a huge mistake posting those. My crush level has fallen.. my fans have fallen and my rantings have gone up. Everything is gone. That only goes to show you that here on CHERRYTAP and in the real world a woman has to look a certain way. I am very sorry I don't. On a site with almost a million people.. I have 4500 plus friends.. over 2100 fans.. and all that ever talk to me now since those freakin' pictures are four people. So..now it is my time to say "GOOD BYE" and fade into my little corner in CHERRYTAP. I have been thinking about this for awhile. I will only be on when those four people are on and I will vanish the other times. As a friend once called me.. "CTs best kept secret" and I guess he is right since no one hardly if ever talks to me. I

Ballad Of A Guilty Mind
Ballad of a Guilty Mind The sand of time slips through the cracks, As she sits in her chair, wasting away. She stares out the window at a world passing by, As the leaves of change decay on the ground. Her eyes scan the streets, dry from tears. The same lonely tears that stain her shirt, That stain her chair, that stain her skin, That mix with the Jack to drown her sorrows. Can’t close her eyes, not for a moment. The demons surround her when all is black. They rip and tear, bludgeon and batter. They laugh and howl right in her face. The sanctuary of her bed now quarantined, No safe haven but an occupied mind. And even then, when thoughts are busy, She can see thae demons in the corner of her eye. Music helps when her mind starts to wander. Shields her from demons when nothing else can. Noise pollution, but police don’t bother, She never responds to them anyway. Peaceful reprieve, no demons in sight, Until the song changes to something f

To You...wish You Knew Sooner...
I am your mirror, shining back at you with a world of possibilities. I am your witness who sees you at your worst and best, and loves you anyways. I am your partner in crime, your midnight companion, someone who knows when you are smiling, even in the dark.

Relationships
Okay this is my thoughts on relationships and mine only. I'm not saying that this is how it should be just what I think about it. In a relationship we should be equals. Showing respecr for each others opinions, but that doesn't mean that just because you're my Queen that you can forget that I'm the King! Yes, ladies I want a lady out on the town, a woman in the house and a straight up FREAK in the bed. Anything that will affect our caslte as in case bring it to ruins is a mutual decision, but I have the final say so unless I know that you have more information about the subject than I. I will always have your back even over Moms, Pops, Sisters, Brothers or whomever and you better have mine. Through thick and thin and heaven or hell I will do whatever it takes to keep you safe, happy, and satisfied. I expect the same from you. That's my take on relationships. Let me know what you think. Peace, Love, Soul and happiness to all. Domani

Feeling Good
It's been a long time since I could say I feel good, but damn it I feel good. Don't get me wrong it's not perfect right now. But for the 1st time in a long time the good out weighs the bad. I ended up #4 on the top performers list for the month of May out of about 70 reps. Which was my goal. I wanted Top 5 for the month of may and I busted tail and kiss my PR ass all you haters I got it done. My relationships are heading in the right direction. I'm getting stronger everyday. I think the biggest thing that has me happy right now is my writing. I know I'm not some great writer or anything and there are the haters out there. But the poems and the series that I have put together so far has got to be some of my best work. It feels good to not force it you know. I normally think about a poem for about a day and then I'll throw on some tunes and knock it out in 20 mins. Thinking about it for a day just lets the lines come together you know. I may wake up in the morning and think about a line

An Insight Into Michelle==>
**I am crazy**I'm loud**I'm myself no mater what**If you don't like me I probably don't like you either**I don't always fallow the rules**sometimes forget special occasions**I may not always be nice...**I try to be truthful but sometimes I lie**My heart has been broken**don't try to be the first**I like to do crazy things**if you can't keep up don't try**Fun is the name of my game!**I have a lot of ex's**I'm no slut.**Consider yourself lucky if you get in these pants**Don't try to play games with me**I've been played by all of them**and played them myself**believe me I WON**Im BLUNT**TRUTH HURTS**Im mean**i sometimes gossip**I hate men**most of the time** Im a jealous person**so if i like him DONT look at him**unless you want it to be the last thing you ever see**i like to fight**workingout is MY life**i love driving**i like to experiment with hair colors** I don't give a fuck if people don't like me for who I am.... This is me and I am not gonna change. I love to party and have

Methods Of Love
methods of love.... *kiss on the ear--------------------"i'm horny" *kiss on the cheek-----------------"we're friends" *kiss on the hand------------------"i adore you" *kiss on the neck-------------------"we belong together" *kiss on the shoulder--------------"i want you" *kiss on the lips---------------------"i love you" or "i want you" *holding hands--------------------"we can learn to love each other" *a wink---------------------------------"Let's get it on" *slap on the butt---------------------"thats mine" *playing with the ear----------------"i can't live without you" *holding on tight---------------------"don't let go" *looking into each other's eyes---"let's get romantic" *playing with hair on head---------------"tell me you love me" *arms around the waist -----------"i love you too much to let go" *laughing while kissing-------"i am completley comfortable w/you" =advice= ***if you're kissing someone, close your eyes. it's not nice to stare

Help!!! Lol I Suck At This!
Lagging behind in my first contest. Help me out guys. Show me some love and I'll show you love. Let's do this yo!!! :) XOXOXOXO MamacitaTia AKA "Fun Dip" Click pic below and comment the heck out of it!! :)

Moving Thoughts
MOVING THOUGHTS Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one so that when we finally meet the right person, we will know how to be grateful for that gift. When the door of happiness closes, another opens, but often times we look so long at the closed door that we don't see the one which has been opened for us. The best kind of friend is the kind you can sit on a porch and swing with, never say a word, and then walk away feeling like it was the best conversation you've ever had. It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives. Giving someone all your love is never an assurance that they'll love you back! Don't expect love in return; just wait for it to grow in their heart but if it doesn't, be content it grew in yours. It takes only a minute to get a crush on someone, an hour to like someone, and a day to love someone, but it takes a lifetime to forge

5 June 2007
Dear Alexa, Here is your AstroSlam for Tuesday, June 5: Your ability to find humor in trying situations crosses the boundaries of good taste when you make a series of rapid-fire jokes at a family dinner party this evening about your great aunt's goiter.

The Saddest Day Of My Life
as of recent my best friend of 14 years died. my dog. i got her for my birthday 14 years ago today. her name was maggie and was the best friend i could ever ask for. i dont really know what else to put in here at this time except for the fact that i miss her so much. rest in peace maggie, you will be greatly missed and always in my heart.

My Life Is Just So Idk Anymore...
Even with a list full of people and my family its hard to believe that with all of those people...i still feel all alone...its like standing in the middle of a crowd full of people screaming out for someone to notice you and yet no one notices and you feel all alone...for once in my life i wish someone standing in that crowd would notice me whe no one else would...or when i say im fine turn and look me in the eyes and tell me to tell them the truth...or when i walk away they jerk me back and tell me that they dont want me to go because it would hurt them...or when i feel like im sitting in a black room with no doors or windows and im screaming for someone and no one hears me i want them to hear me...when im falling i wish someone would catch me...or when im trying to hurt myself i wish someone would save me...i wish someone would treat me like they were the last thing they had in there life...or when im lost and at a dead end i wish someone would come find me...but none of this will ha

Music Of The Vietnam War
In growing up and serving in the U S MARINES during the Vietnam War I was very aware of the music from the mid 1960's to early 1970's. That music mirrored the happenings of the time and some of the most interesting music, I feel, was Vietnam related. In addition to the songs produced during the Vietnam War, there were several excellent ones that came out in the 1980's. These later efforts give more of a logical, historical perspective on the war and deal mostly with the lasting effects on the individual Vietnam Veteran. Most all of the songs I have listed in this web site do not mention Vietnam by name. But the 9 years of US active combat in Vietnam changed this nation and I believe that none of the following twenty songs would have been written without the extreme emotion that the war brought to this country. I feel that all of the songs are very interesting and a reflection of the time. When I first began this web site, in deciding which songs to list, the song had to qualify in

What Is Sexy?
What is sexy, Confidence, and being one self without needing to "blend in" What is Sexy? The truth, spoken not to hurt someone, but to share a soul. What is Sexy, A touch, given when someone is at rock bottom and it reminds them they are not alone. What is Sexy, Everyone.

Valentines, Redneck Style
Kudzu is green, my dog's name is Blue And I'm so lucky to have a sweet thang like you. Yore hair is like cornsilk, a-flapping in the breeze. Softer than Blue's and without all them fleas. You move like the bass, which excite me in May. You ain't got no scales, but I luv you anyway. You're as graceful as okry, jist a-dancin' in the pan. Yo're as fragrant as SunDrop right out of the can. You have all yore teeth, for which I am proud; I hold my head high when we're in a crowd. On special occasions, when you shave yore armpits, Well, I'm in hawg heaven, I'm plumb outta my wits. And speakin' of wits, you've got plenty fer shore. 'Cuz you married me back in '74. Still them fellers at work they all want to know, What I did to deserve such a purty, young doe. Like a good roll of duct tape, yo're there fer yore man, To patch up life's troubles and stick 'em in the can. Yo're as strong as a four-wheeler racin' through the mud, Yet fragile as that sanger named

Blah...fucking...blah
Yeah, dammit, it's that fuckin time again...It's been one of those days, and I'm pissed. First off, to the females who constantly look down their nose at me because they think they look better, or they're skinny and I'm not, or they THINK they can take my man...I got news for you honey. I...DON'T...GIVE...A...F-U-C-K. You are MORE than welcome to try to take him, but I can mothafuckin guarantee you that he don't want your slutty ass, so don't waste your time. For those of you who ARE smaller than me, again: I DON'T GIVE A FUCK. I LIKE MY BODY JUST THE WAY IT IS. FUCK YOU SKINNY, ANOREXIC, NO-EATIN, RIB-STICKIN-OUT HOES. I'D RATHER WEIGH FIVE HUNDRED POUNDS THAN HAVE A BONY ASS. And another thing, you may be pretty on the outside, but you've probably got the worst attitude on the fucking planet, so get your head out of your ass and look around. This world doesn't revolve around you and your hip bones...SO THERE. Second...Guys..NOOOOO, I DO NOT CARE TO SEE YOUR COCK PICS...I get al

Naughty Application
NAUGHTY APPLiCATiON" ***Best one will get a reply*** 1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Favorite position (s)? 4. Do you think I'm hot? 5. Would you have sex with me? 6. lights on or off? 7. Would you have to be drunk? 8. Would you take a shower with me? 9. Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 10. Would you leave after or stay the night? 11. Do you like cuddling afterwards? 12. Condom or skin? 13. Do you give Oral pleasures? 14. Do you like to receive Oral Pleasures? 15. Have sex on the first date? 16. Would you kiss me during sex? 17. Do you think I would be good in bed? 18. Threesome? 19. How many times would you like to cum? 20. Would you use me as a booty call? 21. Can I use you as a booty call? 22. Do you like fore play? 23. What is foreplay to you? 24. Can we take pictures of the act? 25. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you? SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE SEND THiS BACK TO YOU! EVEN iF YOU HAVE

Best Sexxy Eyes On Ct Contest!
Best Sexxy Eyes On Ct Contest! Contest will start on 6/4 thur 6/11 1st Set Of Eyes Are....... with 302 comments! 2nd Set Of Eyes Are...... with 41 comments! 3rd Set Of Eyes Are...... with 19 comments! 4th Set Of Eyes Are...... with 1 comments! 5th Set Of Eyes Are...... with 1 comments! 6th Set Of Eyes Are...... with 1 comments! Winners will get 2 gifts each! Comment bombing allowed and self bombing also! Want to enter just send me a link to ur pic or tell me and i will Rip your pic for you! Thanks Maria Click on pic to enter contest! ~~AnGeLHeArT~*Majorboredum* LoVeR69*~~ Owner Of *AnGeL FaMiLy *&* A.F.H.* ~ FoUnDeR Of~ * AnGeLs Of MeRcY BoMb SqUaD * ~@ CherryTAP

Tasty
This is for you..... Current mood: excited Category: Romance and Relationships mmmmmm, babe, lying here beside you, looking into your eyes, after making love with you.....propped up on my arm....tracing your face with my fingers, pulling you closer to me as i longingly kiss you i can feel your body responding to mine, & i am already wet again, as i feel your dick starting to get hard, again....i lean down & take your dick in my mouth, i can still taste myself on it from where we had just made love, & it is so sexy....i turn around & place my pussy in your face & your tounge starts working on my clit, i am so wet, & my sweet pussy juices are just there for your toungue to catch...i am moaning in ectasy, & taking you in my mouth, i go down as far as i can take you in my mouth.....mmmmmmmmmmm, you pick me up off your face & turn me around, kissing me deeply as we taste each other.....slowly, you lower me over your hard throbbing dick, just slowly , my pussy covers the head of

The Legend Of Tir Na Nog
Oisin in Tír na nÓg Long, long ago in Ireland, from the time of Conn Céadchathach in the second century after Christ until the death of Cairpre Liffechair in the third century, there was a band of warriors called the Fianna, who defended Ireland against invasion. Their leader was Fionn mac Cumhail, and his son was Oisín the poet. It is from Oisín that the stories of Fionn and the Fianna have been passed down through the ages to modern day poets. And of all the stories of battles they fought in this world, and the adventures they had in the Other world, and all the turnings andtwistings of the heart they endured in both worlds, one story will never be forgotten, and that is the story of the day Oisín met Niamh. One day, Fionn and the Fianna were hunting in Kerry, and they stopped to rest on a hill overlooking the Atlantic Ocean, the way they could see if any invaders were coming. And they saw one. Now, it wasn't often an invader came to Ireland without a fleet of boats and a whole

Getting Stronger
Getting stronger ~Tony Martinez Man my angel Things are heating up Feels good don't it You've always had that spark in your eyes But I have worked and turned that spark into a roaring fire Don't get me wrong I know we still have a long and hard road ahead of us You still fear and worry about waking the Darkness Trust me my angel I wont let that happen It feels good to grow stronger with you It feels good to grow closer to you It feels good to reconnect like we used to Even if only for a moment Each day I smile Each day I grow stronger Each day the passion grows Each day the determination grows I love you My angel

Cinderella-winds Of Change Lyrics
I look into the mirror Can almost count the years The memories are clearer Of all those things I feared I watch the time pass slowly It comes and goes like the waves The sea can touch the sky at night It's got the freedom I crave CHORUS I'm going through changes In my life I'm going through chaanges It'll be alright Look into a picture A thousand years are told Now is it any wonder What our tomorrows hold Our yesterdays are over You know they go so fast If I could rule the winds of change You know I'd make it all last CHORUS Alright I walked alone Through the blackest night I felt the cold I felt the bite I took the high road But it ain't right It's just the low road In disguise I'm going through changes Ah yes Everything's gonna be alright Got to the top of an Uphill climb Only to look Down the other side Just when you think It's on your side This world will show you Ain't no reason to the rhyme I'm going through changes Ah yea Everything's

Cinderella-hard To Find The Words Lyrics
Mama sometimes I feel inside There¹s nothing I can say Nothing I can do Could ever match the love you gave You taught me how to live Told me walk before you run And you were always there To pick me up Everytime I¹d have a fall And mama I know there¹s been times When I didn¹t always understand By and by we do some growing up And it makes just a little more sense But sometimes it¹s hard to find the words But I¹ll do the best that I can Thank you for the love mama It¹s what made this boy a man I know the roads been long And I know you¹ve seen some rain Makin the best of what we had I never heard you complain When I look in the mirror today Wondering could I be as strong Could I give as much to someone else As you gave to your son And mama I know there¹s been times When we didn¹t see eye to eye By and by we do some growing up And we understand the reasons why But sometimes it¹s hard to find the words But I¹ll do the best that I can Thank you for the love mama

Poison-tell Me Why Lyrics
I'd like to put to rest the rumours I'd like to put to rest the lies I'd like to throw away the past And show you how I feel inside I'll be your taxi and your driver I'll be your road if you need I'd like to push and push and push Just to make you pleased But your river of emotion for me Flows like a dried up stream Chorus: So tell me why Your satisfaction's like a heart of stone So tell me why Your love reaction chills me to the bone You make my blood boil hot And my heart beat like a drum I'd like to do to you girl Things that ain't never been done From the rain I'll be your shelter From the cold I'll be your heat I'll push and push and push Jus to make you pleased Chorus So tell me your reason For tearing me up inside Girl you gotta tell me why But your river of emotion for me Flows like a dried up stream Chorus

My Penis Wnats A Raise!
I the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: I do physical labor. I work at great depths. I plunge headfirst into everything I do. I do not get weekends or holidays off. I work in a damp environment. I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation. I work in high temperatures. My work exposes me to contagious diseases. Sincerely, The Penis --------------------------------------------------------------------- Dear Penis, After assessing your request and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons: You do not work eight hours straight. You fall asleep after brief work periods. You do not always follow the orders of the management team. You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations. You do not take initiative. You need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working. You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of you

Poison-i Wont Forget You Lyrics
Late at night I close my eyes And think of how things could have been And when I look back I remember some words you had said to me It’s better to have lost at loveThen never to have loved at all I won’t forget you baby Even though I should I won’t forget you baby Even though I should, yeah Sometimes in my head I can still see pictures of you And I laugh to myself When I think of all those crazy things that we used to do Although miles come between us Just between you and me I won’t forget you baby Even though I should I won’t forget you baby Even though I should, yeah I should let you fade away But that just wouldn’t be me Oh, baby Although miles come between us Just between you and me I won’t forget you baby Memories slowly fade I won’t forget you baby And all the plans we made I won’t forget you baby

Poison-life Goes On Lyrics
I felt this before Now I feel it again No matter how hard I try This feeling won't end So I pretend you're here by my side Tonight on this lonely ride I keep telling myself that Chorus: Life goes on while you're miles away And I need you Time goes on as night steals the day There's nothing I can do You heal up my wounds I tasted your tears You spilled out your heart So I let out my fears But one fear I kept to myself Was how I prayed that you'd love no one else Like you're saying you love me Chorus If you only knew how much I miss you When my mind plays these tricks on me It shows me things I don't want to see That's why I tell myself I keep telling myself Just take another piece of me Chorus And this last mile I travel with you

This Weeks Haters/downraters
Bleeding_soul Sil3nce Kris Kristen_24 Carvell Carpatain This list will be updateed periodically if you have a hater feel free to e mail them to me I shall post them for all to see. IF youo haters/downraters don't like it then don't hate Smoooooches

Next
She slid into his front seat. The car was littered with fast food container carcasses and empty Coke bottles. He had a small dreamcatcher hanging from his rearview mirror. She folded her thin body into the bucket and shut the door. The car rattled a bit before he started off, but as he accelerated, he rattling stopped, much to her relief. After a long period of silence that consisted of the two of them trying not to look at the other, he spoke again. "So how long have you been walking?" Without a blink or a pause, she said, "Seven years." He gave her a sideways grin, but never looked at her. "That's an awfully long time. Are you tired?" She smiled slowly before responding. "I've really been walking for about a day before you came along. You were the first car I saw." He raised his eyebrows a little. "How have you survived in the past day? In the fucking desert, no less..." "How does anything survive out here? Cactus. Miles and miles of cactus." "You

Poison-life Loves A Tragedy Lyrics
Of all the words that I've spoken And lies that I've told Of all the hearts left broken Begged for, bought, and sold Lord I'm feeling lonely Feel like I can't go on The streets have all grown cold now The mysteries all gone She's all gone She's all gone, gone, gone All gone now She's all... Well I ain't getting any younger Can't you see it in my eyes She sweet has turned to sour I think it's time for me to fly Well my vices have turned to habits And my habits have turned to stone The lies chipped away at my smile now baby While the truth ate me down to the bone One more step and I swear I'll be over the edge I've gotta stop living at a pace that kills Before I wake up dead Chorus: Good times, bad times How life loves a tragedy Heartbreaks, heartaches How life loves a tragedy The nights I spent in danger With strangers I thought were friends Only to wake in anger For some pleasure they swore they'd send I think it's time I move on Like

Selfish People
I just don't understand how some people can be so selfish. My grandmother raised 5 kids by herself. Then when she needed to be taken care of, her kids turned their backs on her. A couple of years ago the entire family was in Palm Springs at my aunt's place for Thanksgiving. At the end of dinner all of my grandmother's kids were arguing over who would have to check on my grandmother the next day and make sure that she didn't forget to take her meds. After they argued in front of her, to the point that they made her cry, I stood up and said I'd take care of it, at which point they all felt guilty and some how managed to work it out. The following year we had x-mas dinner at my parent's house. One of my aunts that was visiting from Hawaii said that she had talked with her husband and that he had no problems with her moving back here to take care of my grandmother for the rest of her life, however long that might be. She said she would need a 2 week notice "to get her life together" before

Dokken-alone Again Lyrics
Verse 1: I'd like to see you in the morning light. I like to feel you when it comes to night. Now I'm here, and I'm all alone. Still I know how it feels I'm alone again. Chorus: ------- Tried so hard, to make you see. But I couldn't find the words. I'd like to see you in the morning light. I like to feel you when it comes to night. Now I'm here, and I'm all alone. Still I know how it feels I'm alone again. Chorus: ------- Tried so hard, to make you see. But I couldn't find the words. Now the tears, they fall like rain, I'm alone again without you. Alone again without you. Alone again without you. Alone again, without you...

Haters/downraters
It behoooooves me the many many sad pathetic haters that log in on Cherry Tap. Is your lives so sorry, pathetic, worthless this is all you have to do? Are you that green with envy, hate, and worship you have to try to belittle others. Well for the record I love haters/downraters it means I have consumed what little minds you have and I am renting space in you other wise empty heads. the 1's and 2's is just as good as the 10's and 11's the stable and secure mineded people give me. I actually feel sorry for people like you, your mental state must be borderline suicidal or something. Suggestion get a life, or end yours either way go away. Thank you so kindly for takinf the time to read my blog. It is greatly appreciated.

Aerosmith-angel Lyrics
I'm alone Yeah, I don't know if I can face the night I'm in tears and the cryin' that I do is for you I want your love - Let's break the walls between us Don't make it tough - I'll put away my pride Enough's enough I've suffered and I've seen the light CHORUS: Baby You're my angel Come and save me tonight You're my angel Come and make it all right Don't know what I'm gonna do About this feeling inside Yes it's true - Loneliness took me for a ride Without your love - I'm nothing but a begger Without your love - a dog without a bone What can I do I'm sleeping in this bed alone CHORUS Come and save me tonight You're the reason I live You're the reason I die You're the reason I give When I break down and cry Don't need no reason why Baby, Baby CHORUS You're my angel Come and save me tonight you're my angel Come and take me allright Come and save me tonight, Come and save me tonight, Come and save me tonight, Come and save me t

40 Songs That Changed The World (as Featured In Rolling Stone Magazine--may 3-17, 2007)
1. That's All Right - Elvis Presley (July 1954) 2. I Got A Woman - Ray Charles (January 1955) 3. Maybellene - Chuck Berry (July 1955) 4. A Hard Rain's A-Gonna Fall - Bob Dylan (May 1963) 5. Louie Louie - The Kingsmen (May 1963) 6. Be My Baby - The Ronettes (August 1963) 7. I Want To Hold Your Hand - The Beatles (December 1963) 8. Dancing In The Street - Martha And The Vandellas (July 1964) 9. (I Can't Get No) Satisfaction - The Rolling Stones (May 1965) 10. Like a Rolling Stone - Bob Dylan (July 1965) 11. Strawberry Fields Forever - The Beatles (February 1967) 12. Heroin - The Velvet Underground (March 1967) 13. Respect - Aretha Franklin (April 1967) 14. Purple Haze - Jimi Hendrix (August 1967) 15. Whole Lotta Love - Led Zeppelin (October 1969) 16. Get Up (I Feel Like Being a) Sex Machine - James Brown (July 1970) 17. What's Going On - Marvin Gaye (February 1971) 18. Imagine - John Lennon (September 1971) 19. Ziggy Stardust - David

Words Of A Master
As it is often important and often even necessary for one human being to have certainty and a clear understanding of the intentions, desires, motivations, and needs of another, I offer this testimony in trust and sincerity. I am a dominant man. I am just that. I am not dominant because of any superiority on my part. Not because I feel I am more intelligent, or wiser. I am not dominant because of the strength or mass of my body. I am not, nor would I want to be dominant with all women. Yet to you, I am Master. I am your Master only after earning your trust and I embrace your submissiveness. I have looked into your heart and mind and clearly see your desires and passions. You have thrown away your fears and inhibitions. You tell me of the needs of your heart and body. You have given me total access to your soul, and I accept the responsibility and honor. You are a woman. You are not weak or inferior because of it. You are a treasure to be cherished. We are not equal. I have t

Poems... (old Ones)
Dreamer Fresh new feeling, a misty dawn breaks darkness of night As birds begin a new song warmth arises from earth Peace begins as the new season commences A new beginning, life wakes to answer Dreamer, Awake! For if all were peaceful, no new experience would be possible For peace is naught but blissful stagnation Therefore, abide in change for there in lies truth When change comes - as it will answer the call For only in living life to full measure is true happiness achieved... Copyright ©2007 Jon Cleaver ================================================= The Trees Are Waiting A grove of oak sits waiting A man comes, singing a song to the oaks He seeks knowledge of freer times When all men sang to the trees The trees speak, impressed by his commitment But he doesn't know the language The trees teach, but he doesn't understand He leaves disappointed The trees fall silent, waiting... Copyright ©2007 Jon Cleaver

I Dunno
Ok, so it's Monday, I figured I would actually start a blog on here, not sure exactly how long it's going to last, since I tend to blog for a day or two then I just find something better. HAHA. God I got the worst sunburn ever and I am in so much pain. I need to plaster huge signs everywhere that say's 'Put on Sunscreen'!! I got my new tattoo last week. If you haven't checked it out yet please do! It looks way better in person, but well that proboly won't happen for most of you so pictures will have to do. It's beautiful work, and I love it. I cannot wait to get another one done. It was well worth the pain. I am such a baby when it comes to pain. Anyways that's about all I got to say for today, perhaps I will write more, and all of you can actually get to know me. I tend to write alot at times, as I can sit here and babble on about nothing. Oh wait isn't that what I am doing right now. Peace Out!

Anyone???
DUNNO IF ANYONE ELSE'S TOP BAR IS JACKED UP BUT MINE IS.THE BLAST BOX TAKES UP OVER HALF OF IT AND IT'S MAKING MY SHOUT BOX AND BAR TAB AREAS REALLY SMALL AND I CAN'T EVEN SEE ALL CONTENT OF SHOUTS !! HELP ! LOL TY **BOSSLADY**

Better Late Than Never!
I auditioned for the opera chorus and was cut. I get a call 10 days ago to sing in the chorus. The chorus has been practicing for 1 month already. So I am learning a new opera from scratch with blocking. Loving all of this because this is what I love doing.

120 Things About Me
120 THINGS ABOUT ME ... 120 THINGS ABOUT ME ... (001) Your gender: MALE (002) Straight/gay/bi?: STRAIGHT (003) Single?: MARRIED (004) Want to be?: WEALTHY (005) Age?: 29 (006) Age you wish you were?: 22 (007) Your label?: WOODPECKER (008) Your height?: 6FT 1 (009) Your eye color?: HAZEL (010) Any piercings?: 1 LEFT EAR (011) Any tattoos?: 10 DO YOU... (012) Smoke: TO MUCH (013) Drink: LESS THAN I USED TO (014) Do drugs: DAILY (015) Read the newspaper: EVERY CHANCE I GET (016) Talk to strangers who IM you: DONT TALK 2 STRANGERS (017) Like to walk in the leaves:DONT LIKE TO WALK ANYWHERE (018) Take walks in the rain: SAME ANSWER (019) Drive: ALL DAY EVERY DAY (020) Like to drive fast?: I SHOULD BE IN NASCAR (021) Hurt yourself: NEVER ON PURPOSE (022) Have a job: OF COURSE (023) Like who you are: IM MY BIGGEST FAN (024) Consider love a mistake: NO (025) Base your judgement on looks alone:NO (026) Do you like/

Nycer's: Paris Hilton Goes To Jail.......let's Party
Paris Hilton turned herself in and reported to L.A. County Jail. Hey....if you do the crime, you must do the time. In leu of Ms. Hilton's trip to her new simple life, i say, let's have a party! Wil Deynes Performing Live - Paris hilton goes to jail celebration! Julep (NYC) 9 Ave A between 1st and 2nd street Friday June 8th 11PM I'm bringing the music! WilDeynes.com

Here It Is, Everything You Wanted To Know About Me
::About Me:: Name: Todd Nicknames: Belanger39 (That has my last name you know Birthplace: Traverse City, MI. Current Location: Traverse City, MI. Hair Color: brown Eye Color: blue Height: 5' 10" Tatoos: no, but I want one Piercings: no, not at all My Car: I dont have one since I don't drive Overused Phrase: I don't know ::Your:: Bedtime: whenever Best Physical Feature: smile, eyes Most Embarassing Moment: Getting Tickled so much I piss my pants Most Missed Memory: Throwing the Football around with a friend Weakness: plain chocolate, sex, naked or topless women Best Friends: I have a few Goal For The Year: too many to mention Greatest Fears: being alone ::This OR That:: Pepsi or Coke: Neither, try Mt. Dew or 7up McDonalds or Burger King: Burger King, because I got food poisoning from MdDonalds years ago Hot Tea or Ice Tea: Neither Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla Water or Milk: Milk Coffee or Hot Chocolate: Hot Chocolate Hugs or Kisses: both ... preferably nak

Midway
The wind caressed her back as she walked, her red waves encircling her sunglasses, hugging her freckled cheeks. Her thumb was to the wind, stalking the empty stretch of road surrounded by dirt. The clouds passed over her head, casting her beauty in shadow. "She'll never be more than a small town whore, just like you! God, you're her mother, for chrissakes. You think it's okay to slander my good name all over this fucking town?!" "Like you're any better. How long have you been fucking Janet? Yeah, I know. Don't look so goddamn surprised. I'm not an idiot. You so much as mention my daughter's name in that dirty mouth of yours again and I'll divorce you so fast it will make your head spin." The last words she heard before leaving still stung with her. The visions ran together, her mother's face began to fade...save for the eyes they shared, a sparkling version of hazel that seemed to hold you where you stood whenever either one spoke. A car pulled over, the bumper

200 Q's
200. Name: gina 199. I was born on: August 24 198. I was raised in: Morehead City, NC 197. Hair color: brown 196. My eye color is: blue 195. My ears are: pierced AGAIN 193. My favorite color is: blue 192. My height is: 5'5 191. I am allergic to: pepers and onions 190. I live in: NC 189. Last book I read: lakehouse 188. My bed time is: whenever 187. First Screen name: irishdaughter22 186. Current Screen name: which one 179. My favorite Holiday is: christmas 178. Least favorite Holiday is: v-day 177. Perfect Kiss: it's too hard to explain, its not the kiss, but the passion behind it 176. Last time I cried was: last night 172. My most treasured possession is: all those i love 170. What did you do last night: stayed home 167. My skin's reaction to the sun is (tan/burn): burn =============================== :::::I Do (YES)/Do Not (NO) Believe In::::: =============================== 143

Y'all Better Leave Tameka Alone
OK NOW USHER HAS REALLY LOST HIS MIND !!!!!!!! I AM SO TIRED OF SEEING HIM WITH THIS MAN LOOKING WOMAN. ANYWAY USHER U R MESSING WITH YOUR PAPER. THIS WOMAN IS BAD LUCK. ANYBODY THAT MAKES U PART WAYS WITH YOUR MOMMA IS NO GOOD. ANYWAY HERE IS THE PIC AND ARTICLE ENJOY!!! The NY Daily news says Usher called Tom Joyner off the air and threatened to kick his ass if he keeps talking shit about his new boo Tameka. They say Ursh also made calls to Wendy Williams and New York Hot 97's Angie Martinez. I wonder if he's gonna start calling bloggers?

My Brand New Girlie Friends!
Candy has brand new girlfriends!!!! Come check them out!!! All three new models get coated by Candy in next week's video and photo set! It's a XXX feature length video with a hot 4 girl/girl party! Click HERE to see a free preview clip! Available for download, as a DVD, or view it now with the exclusive feature length! (which I spent hours and hours editing btw!) high res video in the members area!

Beyonce Is Packing
NOW I SAW THIS PIC TODAY ON A COUPLE OF BLOGS. THIS ONE HAS ME LMAO. IS MISS B PACKING???????????? LOL. OK THIS IS TOO MUCH & LIKE WHO TOOK THIS PIC? & LIKE WHY AM I POSTING IT????? I DON'T KNOW BUT I THINK EVERYONE WILL EITHER LAUGH OR GET OFF ON IT. LET ME KNOW WHAT U THINK. THIS COCO DIVA IN THE HOUSE

Mentalmorphosis
I own this room ...it has an exit But using it It's a terrible waste A terrible way to die. Perfectly poised, no cries, Shed not tears from thine eyes Concentric spiral tilting downward Resembling the fate Stealing cattle from the herd ...his hands I emulate To recreate this scene Things I have seen, too obscene Pure evil tendencies Again overwhelm me The amount of control Capacity overfilled Can you comprehend the urge NOT to KILL??? Perfectly posed, she cries Tears now streaming from her eyes Concentric spiral facing downward Acknowledge the fate Tortured cattle from the herd His mind I emulate Unfathomable... Immeasureable... Perched on that knoll Mind conjures a spell Earned passport for soul To heaven or hell Perfectly hanging, she dies Spirit escaping through her eyes Concentric circles falling downward Accepting the fate Slaughtered the entire herd His blood lust I emulate Proclaim this aloud Shuddering the crowd I tickle

Were Still Here
I JUST WANTED YOU ALL TO KNOW,THAT WE ARE STILL ALIVE AND KICKIN,I WOULD LIKE FOR US ALL TO STAY IN TOUCH WITH EACH OTHER,SO LETS MAKE OUR FAMILY STRONGER,LET ME KNOW IF YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS,OR IDEAS..WE ALSO HAVE THE NEW LOUNGE,GO CHECK IT OUT,THANKS GOES OUT TO SOULZ..SHE ROCKS..I LOVE EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU..AND I HAVENT FORGOT ANY OF YOU..I HAVE TO SHARE MY COMPUTER WITH MY SON,SO SOMETIMES HE IS ON,PLAYING RUNSCAPE..BUT I WANTED TO LET YOU KNOW THE THE FAMILY IS STILL A FAMILY..LOVE TO YOU ALL..BRENDA

Blonde Moment
So I was on cherry and a new request came in from Two Tons Of Fun (Bruce). Nice guy, pretty funny in fact. So I was rating his pictures and all of a sudden I got Error: you've reached the photo rating limit for your user level. I said that can't be! I know I haven't rated that many pics! So I apologized to Bruce and said that I was cut off. So this haunted me. WTF?? I approved the next person and tried to rate his picture and it rated! I said HUH!!?? So I went back to Bruce's page and he had on his pictures Error:you've reached the daily photo limit for your user limit. I said DAMN!! I haven't had a blonde moment in some time and this is it! God Bless Blondes!!

Rhianna Stole Mary's Umbrella Ella Ella
Mary J. Blige wanted to record Umbrella, but Rihanna fucked the songwriters persuaded the songwriters to give it to her instead. Rihanna told the Daily Telegraph newspaper: "Any songwriter would die for Mary to sing one of their songs. So I just prayed that I got it. It was perfect for me - it had a West Indian groove. "When I saw one of the songwriters at the Grammy Awards, I went up to him and said, 'Listen, 'Umbrella' is my song.' "He must have thought I was really pushy and laughed it off. But I held his face and I turned it back to my own, 'No, I'm serious, I need 'Umbrella'. "Two days later we found out the song was mine."

I Want A Man Like This...*sigh*
The other day, I was talking with a guy I know from my work at a convenience store when a nice thick cutie walked in. Well, of course my head turned. He made a comment about her not being bad for a fat chick, and when I commented that she was just my speed, he called me a chubby chaser. Well, I was offended! To me, the term "Chubby Chaser" sounds derogatory. I am a BBW & thick girl admirer. There is a difference. An admirer actually prefers the look and feel of a bigger woman to a thin one. A chubby chaser is a guy who is either lazy or has a low self esteem himself and views "fat chicks" as easy targets. A chubby chaser believes that a fat girl will be less likely to turn him down since he thinks she gets less attention from guys. A chubby chaser will fuck a fat girl, have the time of his life, then deny it or make a joke of it if he's busted with a big girl, saying he was drunk or pussy is pussy or something like that. He views big women like mopeds, fun to ride until a friend catche

My 31st B-day (today - June 4th - Monsday)
well so far my b-day has been great today! all my cherrytap friends and then some have been buying me all kinds of gifts and sending me cards, and happy b-day comments. its been terrific! u guys r all so cool! i couldnt ask 4 a better group of friends & fans! u guys are by far the coolest! thanx so much for ur kindness! u can gurebntee when ur b-day comes rolling around (and i know about it which ill makwe a point to try to find outwhen), that ill be doing the same for u. since ive found cherrytap, i dont think ive even signed off except once or twice in the beginning, but now i stay signed on 24/7 even when im asleep (i just set my setting to "passed out). ive noticed that the more im onhere i get 120 points every little while just for being on here for a certain amount of time...its great! ill be able to upload more pix b-4 ya know it! and i cant wait...im going to have some really cool pix to put up this next time around too. i know u guys will all like em'. i also love thsi virtual

Would Be The Coolest Date?
What would be the coolest date? What would be the coolest thing to do on a date, instead of a boring movie and dinner? Me I would love to take that date on a carriage ride. Then a dinner in the park then a walk in the park. Or near by the ocean.

Goddamn George Bush.
Great reading here from The Onion, who once again prove they actually are America's finest news source. This article which could have been written today, not in jest, was written as humor three days before Duh-bya's 2001 inaguration. http://www.theonion.com/content/node/28784

I'd Strike Too.
A scenario: Your black and live in South Africa. There probably isn't a lot of employment options. Do you work a shitty job that ruins your life -- like major league ruins your life to the point where you're too tired to even have sex or do you quit and live off the earth -- "like Kane in Kung Fu"? I guess you could strike like these assholes, but that never works out well. http://www.reuters.com/article/oddlyEnoughNews/idUSL0479363720070604?feedType=RSS

Eeting Someone On Line The Date Scene
Meeting someone on line the date scene What is you r opinion on dating someone younger or older than you? Do you feel comfortable or just feel good that you have a friend. How do you feel you meet Mr. or ms right in another state. Just thinking about the positive side not the negative. Do you ever dream about Mr. or ms right when you go to bed what you like to do with that person, okay leave the sex part? Just dream of going places meeting people or do something excitement in your life, remind you leave the sex part out. DO you respect the male or the female just wanted to be friends first. Just feel them out who they are what their ups and downs.

Here It Is... Everything You Would Ever Want To Know...
::About Me:: Name: Lisa Nicknames: naughty nurse Birthplace: Iowa Current Location: Iowa Hair Color: auburn Eye Color: hazel, but sometimes look blue Height: 5' 8" Tatoos: two, a rose and a butterfly Piercings: just ears for now My Car: Chevy Venture (I'm the typical soccer mom... lol) Overused Phrase: lol ::Your:: Bedtime: whenever Best Physical Feature: smile, eyes, tits Most Embarassing Moment: tooo many Most Missed Memory: My Grandparents, spending time with them Weakness: sex, men, sex Best Friends: I have a few Goal For The Year: to get back on my feet Greatest Fears: being alone ::This OR That:: Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi McDonalds or Burger King: McDonalds, my kids first choice Hot Tea or Ice Tea: Iced Tea Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla Water or Milk: Milk Coffee or Hot Chocolate: coffee Hugs or Kisses: both ... preferably naked Cats or Dogs: either Summer or Winter: Summer Scary Movies or Romantic Comedies: romantic comedies Love or Money: LOVE, mone

My Other Show On New Artist Radio
Well, after 3 months, i finally updated my Raven Interviews Eggs & Kegs Show on New Artist Radio. You can listen to it either from: www.newartistradio.net OR here..lol. Great stations there also :) IF YOU'RE ON DIAL UP, CLICK THE BANNER BELOW AND CHOOSE DIAL UP OPTION FROM THE NEW ARTIST RADIO PAGE.

Is Role Playin Good
Is role playing is the coolest thing or is not good To all my friends here on smut vibes do you like the role playing game and live that fantasy game with the guy or women on the other end of the computer. I never have done it. What kind of desire they want. But I just want to ask what you think, does it work. I want to try to be that guy who the lady’s dreamed of or wanted. but me I’m just a normal guy who likes to keep it real.

Dragone, Wolf, Soldiers Dear
once upon a time a stone dragone was by this unicorne's side i never felt any fear but alas the stone dragone found another place he would rather be and i was yet again left alone to slay my other dragons by myself and slay i have all of the most precious gifts of friendship and love have come from my soldiers and though they are not mine in every sense they are still my soldiers a wolf to guard my door and keep preditors out an infintry man to make sure i was never alone on those special days fast car, and shooting guns, self defence to protect my self my body builder to be my rock in the storms to pick me up when i need it and to make me laugh at the everyday things my soldier to remind me to let loose and have fun and relax, relaxing is something i don't do well and yet my stone dragone somewhere near my heart reminding me to be to true to myself, to find that part of the unicorne i have believed lost but just maybe buried beneath the pain i have yet to de

Trust
Trust, earned or lost Do you have it from the beginning Do you earn it Does it take long I think trust in earned and lost It must never be questioned For questioning trust is questioning your friend If you have to question your friend did you ever really trust them to begin with If trust is lost, will you ever get it back Will you ever be close to that person again Will you ever hear their secrets How will it ever be the same They might not ever fully trust you I know how this feels I have lost people’s trust many a time before Why on earth don’t they trust me I wish they did but I understand

Murder Me
Kill me, Jump Me, End my life like I care, Take this gun and shoot me, Don’t look, Don’t Stop, Just murder me, Just end my life tonight, As I no longer care, Or dare to speak of his name, Or cry out his name in vein, Murder me, Murder me here, Just end it now, End my suffering, Make it go away, Just help me from feeling this rage inside of me bursting to get out, Please kill me here, Take this knife and murder me.

Its About Time !
first i want to tell ya something bout on baby girl she has a learnin disbility and a very bad speech problem ....now that you get the picture ill go on . last year while i was at work my 15 yr old daughter got raped bythis guy that was suppost to been her friend .himand his girl friend took my baby swimmin that day and she was at thier house changin her clothes .she was gonna take a nap and next thing she new he was rapin her ..while my daughter was gettin raped she was yellin for this guy girlfriend and sh eyelled for her bout 12 times ...the last time my daughetr yelled that damn bitch finally came into the room and made him stop.they brought her to my work my daughetr in tears ..she wouldnt talk to me .i was just bout ready to clock out so i told my daughter to go home ill be there in a few.all she can say to me was mom i didnt do it....well when i got home my oldest daughter told me what my youngest one had told her...o took my baby to the hosptal on the way there i called t

To All The Moms
Mom, you nurtured me for nine months Mom, you suffered a lot for me. Mom, you are always there to advise me On my daily problems. Mom, you are the first word I spoke Mom, because that word means love. Mom, from far away and from up close You deserve to be praised. Mom, each day should be your celebration Since you play a major role in our creation. Mom, nothing can replace you Mom, how can I ever thank you For all that you have given me. Mom, it is an eternal debt That I will carry into heaven. Mom, on this day that is yours I can only bow my head Humbly, piously in order to say

But Most Of All...
I hate that you changed. I hate that you’re the same. I hate that you left. I hate how you’ve stayed. I hate how I cry. I hate how you make me smile. I hate how I miss you. I hate how I feel. I hate how it hurts. I hate that it’s my fault. I hate that it’s yours. I hate that I can’t be around you. I hate how I’ve lost you. I hate how I’ve found out who you really are. I hate that I can’t tell you any of this. But most of all, I hate how I can’t hate you, Not even a little. I hate how I still love you.

Once A Friend Now An Enemy
Life hits you hard when a person you considered your friend hurts you with words. A man i used to care for and was still a friend challenged my being a soldier saying that i was never a soldier because i never fought in a war, never finished basic. He could have said i was a broken ass soldier like the rest of my family and gotten out of my life. He said things that hurt big time. He bashed my commander in chief saying that he was the sole and only cause of 9/11 and he was horrible. He crossed every line. He didn't understand why i hid from every person and from talking to them when i got home, i hadn't even been off the plane and my best friend was teasing me about being a washout and being home, I got repremanded by my mother when we went straight to eat from the airport about putting an arm around my plate and devowering my food in five minutes because for a little over two months it's all I knew to do. I got a job working triple shifts and doing nothing but sleeping and working, mo

Shemar Moore Dui -- The Young & Arrested
Posted Jun 4th 2007 1:16PM by TMZ Staff Filed under: Celebrity Justice TMZ has learned that actor Shemar Moore was arrested early Friday morning on suspicion of DUI in Los Angeles. According to the CHP arrest report obtained by TMZ, the former "Young and the Restless" star was pulled over after officers noticed the actor speeding near Santa Monica Blvd. at 1:30 AM. After he was stopped, cops reported that Moore "displayed signs of alcohol impairment and a DUI investigation was conducted." Moore was then arrested and transported to a nearby station, where he took a breath test and was later booked. Moore, who currently stars in "Criminal Minds," was released a few hours later on $5000 bail. Calls to Moore's rep were not immediately returned.

What A Monday!
Hi all, Man it has been a Monday and a half. Last night was a rough night for me. Kyle was up and down after midnight, then was up and ready to go at 5 am!!! I am exhausted today, got about 4 hours of sleep or so, but all broken!! Darryl has had a bad day as well. His truck has a crack that goes from one side of the windshield to the other, so he got pulled into two D.O.T., Dept of Transportation, stations. One he did fine on, but the other one he got a ticket about the window. He was supposed to be in Tupelo, Ms at 3pm, well since he got pulled into the DOT station, he told his dispatcher to reschedule it til 5pm. Well the dispatcher never called and rescheduled it, so the people at where he was supposed to pick up was upset when he finally got there at 5 after 5. Like it was his fault they were supposed to reschedule the time, and didn't. Now he has to sit there until they decide to load him. Mid- Con is really starting to make me mad. First they knew about the window being cracked,

I Know
I want you to know How much I love you Yet there are no words I could ever use To explain my love My feelings for you How can I prove it It's okay my love You don't need words I could feel it in the way you touch me Hear it in the things you say See it in your eyes when you look at me I know But I'm not there I can't touch you Can't look at you now Can't whisper in your ear Are you sure Do you still know I know I mean it, I love you Want you, need you Crave you, Every muscle, every fiber, every molecule misses you more than you will ever know How can I show you My love knows nothing of Oceans and ships Miles and distance We have a connection of the soul And the soul is eternal Not bound to the body I know

2 More Days
Man,, it's unbelievable that in 2 days I will have the kids all day long, which is gonna be a huge hand full. Am so use to just Summer being with me but now the two boys (WOW)...lol... It just seems like they went back to school an now their gonna be out untill August 22ND.. May not have to much time on here so if ya'll don't see me around you'll know why...

What Does Your Name Say About You..this Is Mine..hehe
S : Easy to fall in love with T : You're loyal to those you love A : U LIKE TO DRINK C : You are really silly I : Great in bed E : A great friend! A : U LIKE TO DRINK B : You like people. C : You are really silly. D : one in a million. E : A great friend! F : You are dead sexy G: You never let people tell you what to do. H : You have a very good personality and looks I : Great in bed. J : People Adore you K : Youre wild and crazy. L : Unbelievably great in bed. M: Great in bed. N: you like to party HARD. O: awesome kisser P : You are popular with all types of people. Q : You are a hypocrite. R : Fuckin Crazy.(in a fun way) S : Easy to fall in love with T : You're loyal to those you love U : You are really silly.: awesome kisser V : You are not judgemental. W : You are very broad minded. X : You never let people tell you what to do. Y : best boy/girl friend any one can ask for. Z : Always ready.......

Dog & Cat Sitting For Roxy
tues,wed,thrus be at friends Roxy's appartment dog & cat sitting. Roxy & her brofriend just want get way for few days without phone ringing..lol. anyways..sweet dog...Roxy left lot food there for me choose what to eat. very nice she even asked me what I wanted to eat...wish I know she had food..i would of said no thats okay if you have food I just eat that at meals. so she got turkey, big crousants, cheerioes, Skin milk, & Cheese cubes & string cheese. lol sweet lady I took care of her mom betty for while when she was alive. She got real sick after the tribble by pass. She was ready for heaven. thought I'd let friends know I'll be done while. Hope all of you have great blessed beautiful week. Take care all, Hugsss much love ~Mary~

Moving!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I have to say I am going to have to change my blog name cause I am moving out of this hell hole call Russellville. Going back to the city where I belong. I will update my profile when I get a chance but believe you me, it is definitely for the better. Yeah!

New Beginnings
Everyone at some time in thier lives meet someone new. What that person means or will mean to you will all be understood later down the road. After the talks, the fights, and the meaning that is created in your heart. The beginning is always the most difficult. The questions lurk like demons waiting to pounce on an innocent. Are they liars? Are they playing with me just to score? So many questions for something that could be one of the greatest things to become part of your life. Why are there so many fears and questions when it comes to something new coming into your life? Why does what someone else does to you create this defense mech. that gives you reason to destroy something before it even has a chance to grow and become something worthwhile? Why do things have to be hard? Life should not be this hard! You meet a new person, why does it have to mean they want in your pants and not your heart? Other ppl that hurt you, why do they decide your next experience? How did they get contro

My Sister Is Hosting A Contest!!
Alright Everyone I Am Having A Sexiest Lesbian/Bisexual On Ct Contest If Any Women Would Like To Enter My Contest Contact Me Fuccky ♥ Dj Sinisters Ct Wifey♥ Club F.A.R.@ CherryTAP Rules Are Anyone Under A 5 Can Not Vote I Do Mean That U Can Comment Yourself Comment Bombing Is Allowed Rates In Case Of A Tie Will Count The Contest Will Be On The 6/11 through 6/25 Good Luck All Who Enter Prizes Are As Followed 1st Place- Rolex 2nd Place- Diamond Ring 3rd Place- Diamond Earrings All Of The Gifts Will Be Awarded On A Happy Hour Lesbian Comments | Lesbian Personals Lesbian/Bi Myspace Comments Comments for Friends - MyPsace.org

To All My Friends On Cherrytap
well tomorrow mornin will be the last day for me on here til i get settled in tomy new home in halran ky.ill be back on thenet as soon as i can like next month lol damn im gonna miss havin the net and bein able to talk to any of ya all.i should be off here and finish gettin everything ready fortomorrow but i kno as soon as i get started my great neice will wake up and start cryin and thenill haft to stop so ill finish it early in the mornin .i toldmy neice that i needed to egt things dodne but she keeps comin up with excuse why she cpildnt come and get my 2 great neices today so im stuck with them.i can to relize one thing today....im sure in the hell glad i cant ahve anymore kids lol .with all the cryin goin on today my nerves are shot! i dont mind kids just as long as i can give them back.ill settle for my kids cause they are all grown and out of that cryin stage unless i piss them off lol .....not only cant i get thins done cause my great neices i haft to keep a eye onmy oldest da

Astronauts Arrive At Ksc
STS-117 Atlantis crew arrives at KSC today. Image above: The mission STS-117 astronauts greet the media after landing at Kennedy Space Center, Fla. Photo Credit: NASA/KSC 06.04.07 - 7 p.m. The mission STS-117 astronauts arrived at Kennedy Space Center in Florida this evening for the launch of Space Shuttle Atlantis on Friday. Landing aboard their T-38 training jets, the astronauts flew in from Johnson Space Center in Houston to Kennedy's Shuttle Landing Facility. NASA Launch Director Mike Leinbach, Atlantis Flow Manager, Angie Brewer and other NASA officials were out on the tarmac to personally welcome the astronauts. Commander Rick Sturckow greeted the media and introduced his team. "The crew is very excited about being in Florida, we've spent a long time training for this mission," said Sturckow. "We especially appreciate all the work done on ET-124…to get the tank ready to fly." The other crew members took turns describing their duties on the mission inc

Eyes Wide Shut / Blindness
You said you hate my suffering And you understood And you’d take care of me You'd always be there Well where are you now? -------------------------------------- And you say that I hurt you, in a voice like a prayer Yeah, you say that I've hurt you, and your voice is like a prayer Yeah, well maybe I hurt you sometimes, but let's contrast and compare Lift up your shirt, the wound isn't there I guess that your truth, is just the ghost of your lies I guess your kind of truth, is just the ghost of your lies Yeah, your kind of truth, darling, is just the ghost of your lies I see through them all the time So I'm pouring some whiskey, I'm gonna get drunk Yeah, I'm pouring myself some whiskey, I'm going to get really fucking drunk I'm pouring some whiskey right now, I'm going to get so, so drunk That I pass out, forget your face, by the time I wake up. ------------------------------------------------- Lately I've been wishing I had one desire Something that would mak

Insomnia
When my mind doesn't shut off, I don't get to sleep, a million random, useless thoughts fill my head. Insomnia comes creeping back up to visit me again, bittersweet it becomes, I love the still it brings with no one else around my mind still floods with awful thoughts, plotting against myself once more Setting myself up to watch myself fall

New Photowork/skinny Puppy Last Night
so yeah a random two of you that read this saw me there last night, SP was definitely entertaining... and my ears are still ringing actually which im kinda suprised/freaked out about hahaha... the opener who i still have no idea who it was ended up being an act that sounded like alex empire mixed with aphex twin and thrown in a blender with autechre... so if you can imagine that, your head will explode... however the guy (being a solo act) had a bunch of technology and was dressed in a black spandex outfit, a large cape, tighty whities (on the outside of the outfit), a zoro face mask and black metal arm gauntlets... so if the noise didnt annoy you, the confusion of his outfit probably did... anyway, past that and seeing 23094823 faces from years gone by and noticing SP hoodies were $65ea I missed the second act... Puppy however was loud as always, with better visuals this time than their past effort... I know rick wasn't so thrilled with it as hes seen them 32094 ti

No Matter.......
I am so tired of pouring my heart out to deaf ears. I am so tired of speaking and my words are falling to the ground and they are ignored. No matter what I say, nothing seems to matter. No matter what I do, it never seems good enough. No matter what I feel, it doesn't seem important Just no matter what...

?
Ok, I just thought I should like do this cuz like some of the stuff I've been getting has been pissing me rite off and it isn't rite. Look I'm not here to be some type of personal stripper for some of you guys. I'm not that kinda chik. I'm here to make 'friends' and chat. That's it. I'm not here for a popularity contest just for fun and sorry if some of you dont like it delete urselves from my friends list and fans list, I dont care. Just informing you all that I'm just not like that and don't appreciate ppl asking me to go on cam to see my boobs or whatever else they think they're gonna be able to see....

Ex's
have you ever wonderded why is it that the person you were with is a butthead then they take everything away form you and cheat on you then dump you just so that if you move on and get a new oife they can come into it and fuck it up. i would love for my ex to drop off the face of the earth. but then he is having another baby. cant afford to take care of the two we had. he wont let me have my babies. but now he is having a new one. good luck to him. now if only i can keep it from him that i am jioning ht eifre dept. i will be ok. but he knows everybody and everything i do, say or even think. this really sucks. but who am i to want him out of my life he is hte one who after 10 anf a half years threw me out because his gulit go to him.. i never cheated i dont believe in it. so good luck to him and his it. maybe this will ge thim to leave me alone..(maybe he wont ask me to sleep with him again.) coiuld i ge tthat lucky he wasnt htat good to begin with why would i want him now.

I Believe
Believe . . .. Have a seat . . . relax . . . and read this slowly ....Think! I believe - . . . that just because two people argue, it doesn't mean they don't love each other. And just because they don't argue, it doesn't mean they do. I believe - . . . that we don't have to change friends if we understand that friends change. Remember that! I believe - . . . that no matter how good a friend is, they're going to hurt you every once in a while and you must forgive them for that. Even if you think you can't. I believe - . . . that true friendship continues to grow, even over the longest distance. Same goes for true love. I believe - . . . that you can do something in an instant that will give you heartache for life. I believe - . . . that it's taking me a long time to become the person I want to be. I believe - . . . that you should always leave loved ones with loving words. It may be the last time you see them. I believe - . . . that yo

Emo My Ass!!!!
The Everything Test There are many different types of tests on the internet today. Personality tests, purity tests, stereotype tests, political tests. But now, there is one test to rule them all. Traditionally, online tests would ask certain questions about your musical tastes or clothing for a stereotype, your experiences for a purity test, or deep questions for a personality test.We're turning that upside down - all the questions affect all the results, and we've got some innovative results too! Enjoy :-) Personality You are more logical than emotional, more concerned about self than concerned about others, more atheist than religious, more dependent than loner, more lazy than workaholic, more rebel than traditional, more engineering mind than artistic mind, more cynical than idealist, more leader than follower, and more extroverted than introverted.As for specific personality traits, you are romantic (86%), innovative (86%), slutty (68%), horny (64%).

The Truth About Me!
The truth about me is simple. I am lonely and am scared to be alone. I am pushy sometimes. I am an asshole alot of the times when i don't get my way! I fall in love too easy (read above for the reason) I make fun of and pick on people I care for! -------------------------------------------------- Now if that didn't scare you away then heres more. -------------------------------------------------- I love with all my heart. I hold little back when it comes to my feelings. If i tell you something then take it for what it is and nothing more because thats exactly what I meant to say. I know I want to move faster then most people can handle, but I guess I push when i don't feel back what i send out. I am very caring and treat my friends ( there are only a few ) just like family. That means if you fuck with my family then you fuck with me. I don't get truly MAD very often at all, I do get upset but it passes real easy. -------------------------------------------------- I do no

Basic Math
Smart man + smart woman = romance Smart man + dumb woman = pregnancy Dumb man + smart woman = affair Dumb man + dumb woman = marriage Smart boss + smart employee = profit Smart boss + dumb employee = production Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need. A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. A successful man is one who makes more money that his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot & not try to understand her at all. Married men lived longer than single man, but married men are a lot more willing to die. Any married man should forget his mistakes, there's no use in two people remembering the

How To Know Where A Driver Is From
One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: New York One hand on wheel, one finger out window: Chicago One hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on accelerator: Boston One hand on wheel, cradling cell phone,brick on accelerator: California With gun in lap: L.A. Both hands on wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake, quivering in terror: Ohio, but driving in California. Both hands in air, gesturing, both feet on accelerator, head turned to talk to someone in back seat: Italy One hand on latte, one knee on wheel, cradling cell phone, foot on brake, mind on game: Seattle One hand on wheel, one hand on hunting rifle, alternating between both feet being on the accelerator and both on the brake, throwing a McDonalds bag out the window: Texas city male One hand on wheel, one hand hanging out the window, keeping speed steadily at 70mph, driving down the center of the road unless coming around a blind curve, in which case they are on the left side of the road:

The Perfect Day
The Perfect Day - Her 8:45 Wake up to hugs and kisses 9:00 5 lbs lighter on the scale 9:30 Light Breakfast 11:00 Sunbathe 12:30 Lunch with best friend at outdoor cafe 1:45 Shopping 2:30 Run into boyfriend's/husband's ex and notice she's gained 30 lbs 3:00 Facial, massage, nap 7:30 Candlelight dinner for two and dancing 10:00 Make love 11:30 Pillow talk in his big strong arms The Perfect Day - Him 6:45 Alarm. 7:00 Shower and massage. 7:30 Blowjob. 7:45 Massive dump while reading USA Today sports section. 8:15 Limo arrives, Stoli Bloody Marys. 8:30 Butler Aviation, O'Hare Field, Lear Jet to Augusta, Georgia. 9:30 Front nine holes, Augusta National Golf Club. 11:30 Lunch - 2 dozen oysters, 3 Heinekens. 12:30 Blowjob. 12:45 Back nine holes, Augusta National Golf Club. 2:30 Limo to Augusta Airport, Bombay Sapphire Martini. 3:30 Nassau, Bahamas, Afternoon fishing with all female crew (topless). Sex for each fish caught. Catch 1249 lb. Blue Marlin. Grilled tuna a

16 Years Later
One day there was a pregnant women who was about to go into labor with 3 children. Her husband didn't want to be any part of this so he decided to leave her and took the car. So she had to walk to the hospital all by herself. All of a sudden she came to a dark alley and of course she went through it and all of a sudden a man pops out and shoots her in the stomach. When she got to the hospital she was ok and the babies were fine as well. 16 years later 16 years later the first child who was a girl came to the mother and said "mom mom guess what?" "What?" I pissed out a bullet. So the mother told her what happened 16 years ago. Then the second born child who was also a girl came to her mother and said "mom mom guess what I pissed out a bullet." So the mom told her what happend 16 years ago. Then the 3rd born child came in who was a boy said "mom mom guess what?" The mom said "let me guess you pissed out a bullet." "No i was jacking off and i shot th

If This Aint Love
If i could only tell him how i feel about him. Maybe it would make things right. But would it hurt things even worse than they are. If i could tell him i see his face each and every minute of everyday would that help? If i told him i can still feel him close to me and feeling the love that is supposed to be would that help things? If i told him i can still hear his voice. A voice of an angel speaking over the phone. Would that help? If i told him that i can hear his amazing laugh would that make things right? If i told him i love him because he is my everything would that help? If i told him i may not be able to give u everything but i can give u my heart would that help? If i told him that i'm not a perfect girl but i try will that help? If i told him i stay awake at nights crying for him would that help? Or am i just being a fool for trying to get us back together? If this ain't love then i guess i haven't experianced it yet.

What Women Would Do If They Had A Penis For A Day
10. Get ahead faster in corporate America. 9. Get a blow job. 8. Find out what is so fascinating about beating the meat. 7. Pee standing up while talking to other men at a urinal. 6. Determine WHY you can't hit the bowl consistently. 5. Find out what it's like to be on the other end of a surging orgasm. 4. Touch yourself in public without thought as to how improper it may seem. 3. Jump up and down naked with an erection to see if it feels as funny as it looks. 2. Understand the scientific reason for the light refraction which occurs between a man's eyes and the ruler situated next to his member which causes two inches to be added to the final measurement. 1. Repeat number 9......

Random Shit
well in my last blog i was mad ,hurt, and few other emotions ill leave out of this one. today tho i feel like the loneliest person in the world. its like the world done past me by. my friends have lives. my enemy have even stopped bothering me. lol. damn this sucks. im so alone. tears stain my pillows, and sadness awaits me every morning. makes me wander wtf am i getting up for. to just sit and stare at the damn walls all day. man just once id like a dropbye, a call just to say hi, a i love u, or anything, im so alone, why? what have i done so wrong that god looks down and says here jer, take a little more u can handle it. but to tell u the truth i dont know if i can. damnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn. im so alone. well im out. like anyone cares noone will read it anyway.

What Men Would Do If They Had A Vagina For A Day
10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers. 9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half. 8. See if they could finally do the splits. 7. See if it's truly possible to launch a ping pong ball 20 feet. 6. Cross their legs without rearranging their crotch. 5. Get picked up in a bar in less than 10 minutes ... BEFORE closing time. 4. Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more without sleeping first. 3. Go to the gynecologist for a pelvic exam and ask to have it recorded on video. 2. Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts too. 1. Finally find that damned G-spot.

Diary Of A Broken Heart..
Diary of A Broken Heart © By Brittaney A. Montgomery We were just friends at the start, Always having fun, never apart Then one day, something sparked The next thing I knew, you had my heart. The days flew by, I lost track of time Everytime I was with you, I was on cloud nine. Then one day, you asked me to be your girlfriend I exclaimed, yes! and prayed we'd last until the very end. No one could look into my eyes and say I wasn't happy, Happy that I was with you, and you were with me. With me in your arms, you told me you loved me, Then gently kissed my forehead and gave me a squeeze. I was convinced you were the one for me, Apart from you, I would never be. Just when I thought all was well, Was when you began to put me through hell. You said, we should just be friends That's when I knew it was the end. I looked into your eyes, trying to find out why, It was all I could do, not to begin to cry. Where I once saw love, I saw nothing, I couldn't believ

It's Like People Tell Me I Didn't Really Exist
Mental Distortions — Monday, June 04, 2007 There are things in life, that are true to me. I know they are true, because I've seen it, done it, experinced it. These truths, for some people don't exist. They haven't seen it or done it, or experienced it. So they say stuff like " No, that can't happen. That didn't happen. " or other similar thiangs. I have this distorted view. I go on things that know because they happened to me, rather than what actually happens. So that is basicly saying' those the things I know from experience aren't really true, because they really didn't happen? So my answeres to reflect what I know from experience. That's what I trust. that's what I know without a doubt, because I been there, done that. However, I should trust what someone is telling mein a book, over what I know. ( Atleast if I want to do well on my tests. ) It sounds easy, - pander for success. It about completly invalidates my existance though.

Daughters Are Curious~~~
A little girl walks into her parents' bathroom and notices for the First time, her father's nakedness. Immediately, she is curious: he has equipment that she doesn't have. She asks, "What are those round things hanging there, daddy?" Proudly, he replies, "Those, sweetheart, are God's Apples of Life. Without them we wouldn't be here." Puzzled, she seeks her mommy out and tells her what daddy has said. To which mommy asks, "Did he say anything about the dead branch they're hanging from?"

Sorry Against Abortion
I may lose friends over this; but I don't care. Month One Mommy I am only 4 inches long but I have all my organs. I love the sound of your voice. The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby. Month Two Mommy today I learned how to suck my thumb. If you could see me you could definitely tell that I am a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though. It is so nice and warm in here. Month Three You know what Mommy I'm a boy!! I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy. I don't like it when you cry. You sound so sad. It makes me sad too and I cry with you even though you can't hear me. Month Four Mommy my hair is starting to grow. It is very short and fine but I will have a lot of it. I spend a lot of my time exercising. I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes and stretch my arms and legs. I am becoming quite good at it too. Month Five You went to the doctor today. M

Making Love To...
How can you tell if you're making love to a teacher,a nurse or an airline stewardess? A teacher says we got to do this over and over again til we get it right. A nurse says hold still this won't hurt a bit. And a airline stewardness says put this over your mouth and nose and breathe normally.

Bits Of Info
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it!) If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now that's more like it!) The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet. A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes. (In my next life I want to be a pig!) Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour. (Still not over that pig thing!) Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.(Is that why Flipper was always smiling? And, why isn't the pig included in this list?) On average people fear spiders more than they do death. The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. (Hmmmmm.....) A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out. The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight and always falls over on i

Cliff And Metallica
"FOR WHOM THE BELL TOLLS" "FADE TO BLACK"-my favorite METALLICA SONG R.I.P.-CLIFF BURTON Life it seems, will fade away Drifting further everyday Getting lost within myself Nothing matters, no one else I have lost the will to live Simply nothing more to give There is nothing more for me Need the end to set me free Things not what they use to be Missing one inside of me Deathly lost, this can't be real Cannot stand this hell I feel Emptiness is filling me To the point of agony Growing darkness, taking dawn I was me but now he's gone No one but me can save myself but it's too late Now I can't think, think why I should even try Yesterday seems as though it never existed Death greets me warm, now I will just say GOODBYE

I May Lose Friends Over This; But I Don't Care.
I may lose friends over this; but I don't care. Month One Mommy I am only 4 inches long but I have all my organs. I love the sound of your voice. The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby. Month Two Mommy today I learned how to suck my thumb. If you could see me you could definitely tell that I am a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though. It is so nice and warm in here. Month Three You know what Mommy I'm a boy!! I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy. I don't like it when you cry. You sound so sad. It makes me sad too and I cry with you even though you can't hear me. Month Four Mommy my hair is starting to grow. It is very short and fine but I will have a lot of it. I spend a lot of my time exercising. I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes and stretch my arms and legs. I am becoming quite good at it too. Month Five You went to the doctor today. M