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Idiots Driver
some people are pure idiots and don't pay a bit of attention to other drivers coming down the road. i was almost t-boned on my way home tonight. i am really pissed off, people need to pay more attention to these things called stop signs.

On Vacation :-d
WoooHooo... I finally get a couple days off. Ok, I am taking *some* work with me, but I promise to keep it under 6 hours work :-P I'm heading back to my little home town nestled in the NE PA mountains for a graduation party for the daughter of a close family friend. It should be a good time ;-) I hope everyone has a great weekend ;-) Take care folks @};- Paul

Things That Make U Go Hmmm....
What makes me laugh is some of these headings that people use for their profiles, makes u wonder what some of them mean, other then the ones that r self explanatory LOL.... Hope everyone is having a great nite....Hugs and Kisses to all my lovely people who r reading this ;)

Buzz Off Dirty South Crew!
DIRTY SOUTH CREW FUCK OFF! GET A LIFE!Trust me Sweetcheeks and I could careless if you block us fuck the dirty south crew you guys ain't shit!Hating my wife won't make none of you pretty!LMAO HATERS GET A LIFE! © 2007Jay#931741

Update On Punk Kid In Texas
MICHEAL IM A SEXY GUY THAT LOVES MY GREAT LIFE 439389 IS SUCH A PATHETIC LOSER HE RIPPED MY PHOTO AND PUT A SLANDEROUS CAPTION UNDER IT, MONUMENTALY STUPID. CAN YOU SAY LAW SUIT BOYS AND GIRLS......GOOD I KNEW YOU COULD. THIS PUNK IS A HABITUAL PATHALOGICAL LIAR HE HAS TOLD GIRLS HES IN THE ARMY DELTA FORVE AND HES TOLD OTHER GIRLS HES A RUSSIAN SPY AND ALL OTHER KINDS OF CRAP. HE IS THE TRUE DEFFINTION OF A PUNK. WHAT HAPPENED TO PEOPLE BEING RESPECTFUL WHAT WENT WRONG WITH THE YOUNGER GENERATION? WHY DO PEOPLE TOLERATE PUNKS LIKE THIS TO HARRAS AND THREATEN PEOPLE AND LIE TO EVERYONE AND DO NOTHING ABOUT DOES ANYONE ELSE THINK LIKE ME OR AM I THE ONLY ONE TIRED OF THESE PUNK KIDS?

The Tale Of The Jackass
This Story is true!!! For all of you who occasionally have a really bad day when you just need to take it out on someone: Don't take that bad day out on someone you know, take it out on someone you *don't* know! Now get this. I was sitting at my desk, when I remembered a phone call I had to make. I found the number and dialed it. A man answered nicely saying, ''Hello?' ' I politely said, ''This is Patrick Hanifin and could I please speak to Robin Carter?'' Suddenly the phone was slammed down on me! I couldn't believe that anyone could be that rude. I tracked down Robin's correct number and called her. She had transposed the last two digits incorrectly. After I hung up with Robin, I spotted the wrong number still lying there on my desk. I decided to call it again. When the same person once more answered, I yelled, ''You're a jackass!'' and hung up. Next to his phone number I wrote the word ''jackass,'' and put it in my desk drawer. Every couple of weeks, when I was pa

Rates N Fans And Pics Or Stash
HEY SORRY BUT IF I HAVE NOT RATED YA OR FANED YA OR RATED YA PICS OR STASH..SEND ME A PRIVATE MESSAGE AND LET ME KNOW I TRY TO DO WHAT I CAN BUT DON'T WANT TO LEAVE ANYONE OUT:) PEACE N LOVE TO YA:)

Best Fuck U Finger Contest On Ct!
Best FUck U Finger Contest On CT! Comment bombing allowed and Self bombing allowed! 1st Person is....... with 1 comments! 2nd Person is...... with 1 comments! 2 Gifts from gift shop per winner! If u want to enter the contest plz send me link to ur pic in my messages or tell me and i will rip it for u ! Contest will start on 6/11 thur 6/18 Thanks Maria Click on pic to enter contest! ~~AnGeLHeArT~*Majorboredum* LoVeR69*~~ Owner Of *AnGeL FaMiLy *&* A.F.H.* ~~ Plz Sign My Guess Book Plz...LOL@ CherryTAP

Wheelchair Drunk Driver Sentenced!
Every morning I take the subway to work, and most mornings I scan through the papers to keep tabs on the dumb things our species is doing. This is what I found: "After drinking a few beers at a local pub, Patrick Shanahan's night ended in a police pursuit, complete with sirens wailing and orders to pull over his vehicle - his mother's motorized wheelchair. "I don't need a licence to operate it, I don't need insurance and I don't need licence plates to operate it" The 35 year old told reporters yesterday after being sentenced for impaired driving in a Brampton courtroom. "So how can I be charged with impaired driving?" The article goes on for a bit. The only important (and shocking) details afterwards is that Shanahan is apparently an alcoholic (no really!) and apparently has been sentenced for impaired driving before (that time it was a car). This morning I felt alittle less smug about being a Canadian.

Hot Wax - Caution Ladies Pee Before Reading This.
WAX is Not your Friend CAUTION: Be prepared to laugh out loud...I laughed till I almost cried as I could just see this happening! all hair removal methods have tricked women with their promises of easy, painless removal - The epilady, scissors, razors, Nair and now...the wax. My night began as any other normal weeknight. Come home, fix dinner, play with the kids. I then had the thought that would ring painfully in my mind for the next few hours: "Maybe I should pull the waxing kit out of the medicine cabinet." So I headed to the site of my demise: the bathroom. It was one of those "cold wax" kits. No melting a clump of hot wax, you just rub the strips together in your hand, they get warm and you peel them apart and press them to your leg (or wherever else) and you pull the hair right off. No muss, no fuss. How hard can it be? I mean, I'm not a genius, but I am mechanically inclined enough to figure this out. (YA THINK!?!) So I pull one of the thin stri

This Song Explains What I Have Been Through
TRAPT LYRICS "Victim" Let me play I've been dying to let you in It's all I wanna be So won't you take it from me I wonder why the less I get the more I give It's all I wanna be So won't you take it from me I want your eyes I want your eyes on me I want your eyes I want your eyes on me I want your eyes I want your eyes to see I want someone to notice me I wanna be your new victim I wanna be your new victim No regrets... even if it's all I get It's all I wanna be So won't you take it from me It still hurts It's never easy to forget Do I wanna be well you never asked me I want your eyes I want your eyes on me I want your eyes I want your eyes on me I want your eyes I want your eyes to see I want you to notice me I wanna be your new victim I wanna be your new victim I'm right here I'm right here I'm right here I'm right here I'm right here I'm right here I'm right here I'm right here I'm right here So come and get me! So com

Going
Well I am going on a vacation tomorrow. I will be gone until the 19th. I am going to the Dominican Republic all by myself. I have not been on a vacation in 8 years and feel its time. So I will think of all of you while I am on the beach with BOOZE !!!!!!! TTYL

Best Fuck U Finger Contest On Ct!
Best FUck U Finger Contest On CT! Comment bombing allowed and Self bombing allowed! 1st Person is....... with 1 comments! 2 Gifts from gift shop per winner! If u want to enter the contest plz send me link to ur pic in my messages or tell me and i will rip it for u ! Contest will start on 6/11 thur 6/18 Thanks Maria Click on pic to enter contest! ~~AnGeLHeArT~*Majorboredum* LoVeR69*~~ Owner Of *AnGeL FaMiLy *&* A.F.H.* ~~ Plz Sign My Guess Book Plz...LOL@ CherryTAP

Oh, Paris! The Saga Continues...
Emergency hearing at 9 AM tomorrow to discuss why judge's original orders for NO home-monitoring and house arrest were overturned...and Paris must attend! The sick, psycho saga sadly continues...

Broken
I AM VERY BROKEN HEARTED AND I WANT TO END MY LIFE RIGHT NOW! I DIDNT THINK I WOULD EVER GET THIS WAY EVER AGAIN? BUT I DONT THINK I WANT TO LIVE ANYMORE, BUT I WILL GIVE IT SOME VERY HEAVY THOUGHT,BUT MY MIND IS TELLING TO JUST DO IT! BUT MY HEART CANT MAKE UP ITS MIND?? WILL MY FRIENDS PLEASE TELL ME WHAT I SHOULD DO? IM IN DIRE NEED OF A FRIEND. MY BESTEST FRIEND IN MY WORLD, WAS KILLED IN A CAR ACCIDENT EARLIER TODAY, AND I DIDNT EVEN GET TO SAY GOODBYE! BUT I WANT SO MUCH TO BE WITH HER THAT IM WILLING TO DIE, TO BE WITH HER!

**brian ‘lighthing Mqueen’is The Asshole**
Brian ‘Lighthing Mqueen’ WHAT IS UP WITH THESE DOWNRATING HATERS. I DONT EVEN KNOW THI A**HOLE AND HE COMES OUT OF NOWHERE AND RATES ME 1'S AND 2'S. WE NEED TO SHOW THESE A**WIPE DOWNRATERS. THAT CHERRY TAP IS ABOUT BEING FRIENDS AND A PLACE WHERE PEEPS CAN GO AND ENTERTAIN THEMSELVES AND MAKE GREAT FRIENDS. NOTE TO CHERRYTAP STAFF: YOU GUYS ARE GREAT! BUT PEOPLE LIKE THIS THAT GO OUT AND INTENTIONALLY GO AND DOWNRATE AND HATE ON TRUE CHERRYTAPPERS THAT BUST THEIR ASS AND MAKE CHERRYTAP WHAT IT IS, THOSE PEOPLE SHOULD BE DELETED!!! ONE 1 IS ONE THING BUT WHEN THEY GO ON AND GIVE YOU OVER 20 1'S, THEY ARE ALL ABOUT HATE AND CHERRYTAP ISNT ABOUT THAT AND SHOULDNT CONDONE IT. BABY J & SCRAPPER YOU GUYS ROCK HELP US GET RID OF THESE ROTTEN CHERRIES THIS IS THE GUY WHO DOWNRATED ME AND I TRIED TO TALK TO HIM BUT HAD TO JUST BLOCK HIM. LUCKY HIM THATS ALL I CAN DO!! **Brian ‘Lighthing Mqueen’Is The Asshole**

Chapter 6 { Moby Dick
CHAPTER 6 The Street If I had been astonished at first catching a glimpse of so outlandish an individual as Queequeg circulating among the polite society of a civilized town, that astonishment soon departed upon taking my first daylight stroll through the streets of New Bedford. In thoroughfares nigh the docks, any considerable seaport will frequently offer to view the queerest looking nondescripts from foreign parts. Even in Broadway and Chestnut streets, Mediterranean mariners will sometimes jostle the affrighted ladies. Regent Street is not unknown to Lascars and Malays; and at Bombay, in the Apollo Green, live Yankees have often scared the natives. But New Bedford beats all Water Street and Wapping. In these last-mentioned haunts you see only sailors; in New Bedford, actual cannibals stand chatting at street corners; savages outright; many of whom yet carry on their bones unholy flesh. It makes a stranger stare. But, besides the Feegeeans, Tongatobooarrs, Erromanggo

Long Distance Relationships
Long Distance Relationships I've been noticing people asking questions about having a long distance relationship and if true love is possible or not. I strongly believe that anyone can have a long distance relationship. how the 2 truly feel about eachother is another story. What makes a long distance relationship strong? honesty, love and care towards both people. now bad times are to be expected throughout a relationship and if you love someone enough you'll work on the issue yourself along with your partner to make sure it's resolved, walking away doesn't solve anything, it just shows that you don't love that person like you claimed you did. issues come up, resolve them than carry on, however as you carry on and as the 2 can resolve problems/issues together you will notice the relationship getting stronger, the love will be burning lol. if people say "how can you love someone that's miles away from you" it's quite simple. you love someone for who they are, not just what

Wax Is Not Our Friend
WAX is Not your friend This is funny! CAUTION: Be prepared to laugh out loud...I laughed till I cried - I could just picture this! All hair removal methods have tricked women with their promises of easy, painless removal - The epilady, scissors, razors, Nair and now...the wax. My night began as any other normal weeknight. Come home, fix dinner, play with the kids. I then had the thought that would ring painfully in my mind for the next few hours: "Maybe I should pull the waxing kit out of the medicine cabinet." So I headed to the site of my demise: the bathroom. It was one of those "cold wax" kits. No melting a clump of hot wax, you just rub the strips together in your hand, they get warm and you peel them apart and press them to your leg (or wherever else) and you pull the hair right off. No muss, no fuss. How hard can it be? I mean, I'm not a genius, but I am mechanically inclined enough to figure this out (YA THINK!?!) So I pull one of the thin strips out. Its two str

Short Poem With No Name!
AN EYE FOR AN EYE A TEAR FOR A TEAR, I WILL ALWAYS BE THERE WHEN YOU NEED A SHOULDER TO CRY ON, FROM DUSK TIL DAWN I WILL ALWAYS BE YOURS, AND WHEN OUR LOVE SOMEHOW SOURS, I WILL STILL BE THERE FOREVER NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS

Her
WHERE DID SHE COME FROM? THIS BEAUTIFUL ANGELIC PERSON. I WANT HER TO BE MINE! SHE WILL BE MINE! I LOVE HER WITH ALL OF MY HEART AND I DONT KNOW WHY. I'LL NEVER GIVE UP ON HER! I HOPE AND PRAY EVERYDAY THAT SHE WILL GIVE ME THE CHANCE TO MAKE THINGS THE WAY THAT THEY SHOULD BE! WHEN SHE DOES I WILL LOVE HER LIKE NO ONE EVER COULD AND EVER WOULD. SHE IS BEAUTIFUL SHE HAS A WONDERFUL PERSONALITY. SHE TELLS ME ALL THE TIME THAT I AM CRAZY BECAUSE I TELL HER THAT SHE IS BEAUTIFUL BUT I AM CRAZY, I AM CRAZY FOR HER. SHE IS THE BEST THING THAT HAS HAPPENED TO ME IN A WHILE. I JUST HOPE THAT SHE WILL COME TO BELIEVE ME WHEN I TELL HER THAT I WILL NEVER HURT HER, AND THAT I WILL NEVER LEAVE HER. I HAVE MADE HER MINE. THE TASTE OF OUR LOVE IS SWEET. WHEN HEARTS LIKE OURS MEET, SPARKS WILL FLY, THE SUN WILL SHINE ALL THE WAY UP HIGH IN THE SKY! GOD HAS SENT ME AN ANGEL FROM THE HEAVENS ABOVE SHE FELL INTO MY ARMS AND NOW SHE IS MINE AND I WILL NEVER LET GO! I HOPE THAT SHE ST

Udate On Got Ideas
Well today went very well, I think I actually got my point acrossed to one manger ( the one that was closly involved) I finally got her to admit that there was a problem and it was not on my end. I actually heard her talking to the CEO and telling him that some one was causing problems for no reason, and they needed to look in to things a bit more. I wish I could ask my staff to write letters on my behalf , but what good would it do, just take me to a place I don't want to go. I feel that my work and dedication to my job should speak for its self and if one person and thier games can make someone not see what i do, then thier just not gonna see it. I know that I have alot of staff that stand behind me and I greatly appreciate them, but I do not want them to do any thing they may regret later. I put out alot of evidence toady proved my point and showed them things that even a blindman couldnt dismiss, so lets see how things go over the next few days, cause if they go anything li

Downrate Read
WHAT IS UP WITH THESE DOWNRATING HATERS. I DONT EVEN KNOW THI A**HOLE AND HE COMES OUT OF NOWHERE AND RATES ME 1'S AND 2'S. WE NEED TO SHOW THESE A**WIPE DOWNRATERS. THAT CHERRY TAP IS ABOUT BEING FRIENDS AND A PLACE WHERE PEEPS CAN GO AND ENTERTAIN THEMSELVES AND MAKE GREAT FRIENDS. NOTE TO CHERRYTAP STAFF: YOU GUYS ARE GREAT! BUT PEOPLE LIKE THIS THAT GO OUT AND INTENTIONALLY GO AND DOWNRATE AND HATE ON TRUE CHERRYTAPPERS THAT BUST THEIR ASS AND MAKE CHERRYTAP WHAT IT IS, THOSE PEOPLE SHOULD BE DELETED!!! ONE 1 IS ONE THING BUT WHEN THEY GO ON AND GIVE YOU OVER 20 1'S, THEY ARE ALL ABOUT HATE AND CHERRYTAP ISNT ABOUT THAT AND SHOULDNT CONDONE IT. BABY J & SCRAPPER YOU GUYS ROCK HELP US GET RID OF THESE ROTTEN CHERRIES THIS IS THE GUY WHO DOWNRATED ME AND I TRIED TO TALK TO HIM BUT HAD TO JUST BLOCK HIM. LUCKY HIM THATS ALL I CAN DO!!

Onions And Christmas Trees
A family is at the dinner table.The son asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there? The father, surprised, answers, "Well, son, there are three kinds of breasts. In her 20s, a woman's breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her 30s to 40s, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. After 50, they are like onions". "Onions?" "Yes, you see them and they make you cry." This infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter said, "Mum, how many kinds of 'willies' are there?" The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, "Well dear, a man goes through three phases. In his 20s, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his 30s and 40s, it is like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his 50s, it is like a Christmas tree". "A Christmas tree?" "Yes - dead from the root up and the balls are just for decoration."

The Life Of { H.g.wells
H. G. Wells (1866-1946), English author, futurist, essayist, historian, socialist, and teacher wrote The War of the Worlds (1898); Yet across the gulf of space, minds that are to our minds as ours are to those of the beasts that perish, intellects vast and cool and unsympathetic, regarded this earth with envious eyes, and slowly and surely drew their plans against us. And early in the twentieth century came the great disillusionment.—Ch. 1. The invasion of earth by aliens from Mars, tripods attacking with Heat Rays and Black Smoke and the evacuation of London while people were terrorised in the surrounding countryside became one of the first internationally read modern science fiction stories. Wells is often credited, along with Hugo Gernsback (1884-1967) and Jules Verne (1828-1905) as being one of the fathers of science fiction. Forty years after its publication, on the night of Halloween 1938, Orson Welles’ Mercury Theatre on-air radio broadcast of the novel caused widespread pan

What Will Happen?
As Time Consumes Me, What Will I do, Where Will i be, What Will Happen To Me? The Sun Will Never Shine Through, The Clouds Are Too Thick, Dark And Stormy, Love Is A Myth, Does It Even Exist? Will I Ever Know? The Way Things Are Going I Don't Know, EveryTime Something Close To It Happens, It Goes Away, One Day I Hope It Will Stay, And Never Go Away, How Much Pain Must One Endure, Before He Or She Finds It? How Will They Know, When Its Staring Them In The Face? Is It Worth The Pain, And Suffering While You Wait? How Long Must One Wait, To Find That Happiness? Will The Sun Every Shine Through, The So Dark And Stormy Clouds, That Hide What Can Be, I Do Not Know But, I Hope It Does, And I Find That Happiness, In Me And, In The One Who, May Come Someday!

Best Beach Pic On Ct Contest!
Best Beach Pic On CT Contest! Am looking for pics taking on the beach! Adults or kids any pic that shows you enjoying Yourself at the beach! Comment bombing allowed and Self bombing allowed! 2 Gifts from gift shop per winner! If u want to enter the contest plz send me link to ur pic in my messages or tell me and i will rip it for u ! Contest will start on 5/26 thur 6/1 Thanks Maria Click on pic to enter contest! ~~AnGeLHeArT~*Majorboredum* LoVeR69*~~ Owner Of *AnGeL FaMiLy *&* A.F.H.* ~~ Plz Sign My Guess Book Plz...LOL@ CherryTAP

My Baby , My Everything
dont ask me how or why i jus love this boy with all my heart i mean he was there for me when i was dating someone who treated me like shit and he always made me smile no matter what im never able to keep a straight face with him i mean i can sit on the phone with him for hours and not say a word and still be smiling cause i finally got him he makes me feel so good about myself i dont know what i would do without this man hes jus so nice and im hear to say that i love him with everything my heat my soul my mind i dont know what i would to do without him, today i was informed that he was leaving for 2 weeks i immedialty started cryin i mean who will i go to when i have problems hes always there for me no matter what it is i tell him things i dont want anyone else to know and it never changes how he feels about me i mean there is noone who could make me leave this boy hes just a great guy all around gawd i fuckin hate the national guard now lol i have fallin inlove with a soldier wo

You!
The pain within grows, More and More everyday, Will it ever go away? Why must i feel this? Does anyone even care, will anyone ever care? I hope so, I have no real friends, I have no love, But im not even sure it exists, And if it does its not meant for me, I dont even know if i love myself anymore, I hate myself, All i do is fall for someone and hurt myself, Why do i do these things im not sure, Maybe its because i need that feeling in my life, Maybe its because i need someone to hold me. But it wont happen, Everytime i get close to it someone or something screws it up, Maybe its just me, Maybe im always the one who screws it up, Maybe its just not meant for me! Her eyes glow with the rays of the sun. She is out there somewhere waiting for me. I hope i find her someday. She is everything, She is so beautiful, She is the one who will make the sun shine through! And when that day comes to, I hope i can make her ever so happy, And that she stays with me, The

It's Alive!! Alive!!!
Warning: This is a long one Back story Last summer my friend/unofficial co-producer, Pat and I were talking about putting a musical project together (kind of an Ayreon style prog metal thing). We were trying to come up with a name (the most important part) and throwing out Dune references we're both big fans of the books when he said that if we name it after a Dune reference, I'll have to play balliset (a fictional instrument played by one of the characters). When I reminded him that the balliset doesn't actually exist, he said 'so invent it'. Since I have yet to meet a creative challenge that I can resist, I started working on it the next day. The initial design was pretty easy to come by, basically it was just a box with springs (I was originally planning to make it acoustic), but I couldn't decide on the number of strings or the tuning. Last October, after thinking about how guitar and mandolin are tuned (4ths and 5ths respectively) I decided to try 3rds. I retuned one of my guit

I Wonder!
As the clouds gradually float by, I realize...... Something's wrong with this day, It's always the same, Over and Over, The Moon sits there in the sky fading in and out, it's so beautiful, The memories come and go, Was it ever real, It's like someone hit the repeat button and it got stucc, Life is fading away, With the shades of gray and blue, The sky darkens, Sometimes I wonder, Is it going to stay that way? The air is cold and dry it seems familiar, Maybe I have been here before at some time but when, As I wonder day to day, What will happen, Will it go away, The moon turns blood red what does it mean? I try to figure it out, But I get lost in thought, In shade of blue and gray........ I wonder every day!

Nature And You! This Is Bout My Baby!
hey ppl wats^ nothin much here jus wanted to let you all kno tha this poem is getting published in a book soon Nature? What is it? Is it the sky? Is it the birds? Is it the tree's? No it's more than that, It is the dirt under my shoes, It is the way my heart beats for you, It is the soft and gentle breeze blowing through my hair, It is the transluscent rays of yellow and orange on the horizon, It's the raindrops beating gently off of your face, It is the wonderful melodies that the birds bring in the morning, It is watching the sun come up and go down with that special someone, It's the trees so vibrant wit color, It's how you light up my life, It is the way the fire dances so lovely in shades of orange and blue, It's the way you watch the children play and it brings you joy and happiness, It is watching the storm and enjoying the beautiful images of the lightning and listening to the amazing sounds of the thunder, It is the way people go to church on sunday's

7 Kinds Of Sex
~ Recent research shows that there are 7 kinds of sex: The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex. This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face. The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so excited you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen. The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom. The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say "screw you." The 5th kind of sex is called: Religious Sex. Which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night. The 6th kind is called Courtroom Sex. This is when you cannot stand your wife any more. She takes you to court and screws you

A Lil More Info
Well, this is the first time that I have posted a blog. Just to give everyone a lil more info. I recently moved from Columbus, Ohio, which is the a big city to a very small town called Madison, Ohio. We only live about 6 blocks from Lake Erie. I am loving it up here and things are going very well for my 13 yr old daughter and I. As I had said before I think, I am recently out of a 6 yr relationship and not really ready to get serious with any one yet. I am up here helping out my great nephew's adopted dad take care of my nephew and his house while he is on the road working as a over the road truck driver. I get pretty lonely sometimes with it just being me and the kids here, but hey, that is life. I actually enjoy getting time for myself now. I do not have anyone looking over my shoulder and wondering what I am doing or griping about me going out with the girls. Well, my 16 yr old son is coming out in a couple weeks and will be here for about a month then him and my 13 yr old will be g

Poem
The red moon rises, Wolves howel, The sea boils as the waters turn red with blood. This once valent Princewho was once loveing, Gentel and kind. Now is Jadded for his soul his ben broken, Battered and brused. For the New age Princess' ALl they did to him was use. Now Hell's unleashed it's Beast. An evil Prince the world now gets. This shattered heart has no need for mending For his loveing, careing was are now ending. WIll this prince return? The world may never know for he's lost in his own mind. His face he is afraid to show.

Used Car
It was a small town and the patrolman was making his evening rounds. As he was checking a used car lot, he came upon two little old ladies sitting in a used car.! He stopped and asked them why they were sitting there in the car. Were they trying to steal it? "Heavens no, we bought it." "Then why don't you drive it away." "We can't drive." "Then why did you buy it?" "We were told that if we bought a Used car here we'd get screwed .so we're just waiting. If you did't laugh at this one you need to lighten up!

Please Pray For Baby Kaleb
Kristy Reynolds and her husband are parents to a beautiful little baby boy named Kaleb. He is 6 months and 3 days old. A couple weeks ago Kristy picked Kaleb up from home care and noticed something was wrong. She immediately took him to the hospital where he was diagnosed with Shaken Baby Syndrome. He now has meningitis in response the the surgeries on his brain, his body can't regulate his temperature, his heart rate drops every time he is moved, and he has seizures. He is also blind. His sitter shook him so hard that he is in a coma, had to have spinal fluid drained from his brain, and doctors think that if he lives he will be a vegetable for the rest of his life. Brain scans show that his brain tissue is dying and his brain is shrinking. Kristy and her husband refuse this diagnosis and pray for their little boy. I'm asking you to join them in this prayer for Kaleb www.myspace.com/kristyreynolds I have seen some DUMB bulletins reposted, don't ignore this one.

Chapter 3 { The Lost World
Chapter III: He is a Perfectly Impossible Person My friend's fear or hope was not destined to be realized. When I called on Wednesday there was a letter with the West Kensington postmark upon it, and my name scrawled across the envelope in a handwriting which looked like a barbed-wire railing. The contents were as follows:-- "Enmore Park, W. "Sir,--I have duly received your note, in which you claim to endorse my views, although I am not aware that they are dependent upon endorsement either from you or anyone else. You have ventured to use the word `speculation' with regard to my statement upon the subject of Darwinism, and I would call your attention to the fact that such a word in such a connection is offensive to a degree. The context convinces me, however, that you have sinned rather through ignorance and tactlessness than through malice, so I am content to pass the matter by. You quote an isolated sentence from my lecture, and appear to have some difficulty in understandin

Fallen
Wounded. Shattered. Torn apart. This lonely bleeding broken heart. The shadows drag my soul away. Into the night, a dying day. A savage storm does lie in wait. A gloom so deep and bold and great. Solitude my life has wrought. Intertwining beings truly sought. No wisp of faith or glimpse of hope. A hate so free to invoke. A thoughtless knowledge of soiled dreams. Sound bonds forever fade to gray.

90% Of You Guys Really Suck
it really seems that cherrytap is nothing but an i wanna fuck you site The guys here love to play with a womens heart and mind which i find totally fucking sorry .. its oh i love you and i wanna be with you just long enough for you to get in to see the private pics or long enough to cyber with until some one else better comes along to play with.. well you men that do this really suck i hope one day yall will be as dumb as us women and get your heart broken just as yall broke ours... and for those of you that are gonna comment on this blog about women do the same things dont bother commenting cuz hell we have learned it from yall

Best Dressed Female On Ct!
Best Dressed Female On CT! Comment bombing allowed and Self bombing allowed! 2 Gifts from gift shop per winner! If u want to enter the contest plz send me link to ur pic in my messages or tell me and i will rip it for u ! Contest will start on 6/11 thur 6/18 Thanks Maria Click on pic to enter contest! ~~AnGeLHeArT~*Majorboredum* LoVeR69*~~ Owner Of *AnGeL FaMiLy *&* A.F.H.* ~~ Plz Sign My Guess Book Plz...LOL@ CherryTAP

Your The Best
MY SWEETHEARt........ MY BOO MY NiGGa.......... MY HOMEGiRl My Love........ MY Hoe My Awesome Buddy.... My Bitch My G........... My Dude My Ace........... My Folks My Friend.... My Homie MY PARTNER-iN-CRiME........... MY RiGHT-HAND-CHiCK MY NiCOlE RiCHiE [CUZ i`M PARiS HilTON]... MY SNOOP DOGG [CUZ i`M 2PAC]... MY DAMON DASH [CUZ i`M JAY-Z]..... MY GANGSTA Til THE END MY SHORTY AND MY FRiEND..... MY BlOOD [CUZ WATER WASN`T THiCK ENOUGH]....... MY PATRiCK STAR [CUZ i`M SPONGEBOB] MY KilLA CAM [CUZ i`M JUElZ SANTANA] ... DiPSET MY G-UNiT [CUZ i`M 50CENT]... MY lUNY [CUZ i`M TUNES] WE MAKE BANGiN REGGAETON... MY liLY [CUZ i`M HANNAH MONTANNA] MY SiDEKiCK [CUZ i`M THE HERO...lOL].. ~YOUR MY WORlD AND i CAN`T DO iT WiTHOUT YOU iN MY liFE~... ~*YOU AiNT A GiRl...YOU MY GiRl*~ FiRSTlY, i WANT YOU TO KNO THAT i lOVE YOU TO DEATH AND YOU WilL AlWAYS BE MY DOWN ASS HOMEGiRl THAT i`lL lOVE TO DEATH AND WilL AlWAUYS BE THERE 4.

Recordings Done!
Woo and Yay! I have finished recording and mixing the songs latest versions, I know there are some mistakes and stuff but I nolonger care, production quality is not kvlt enough. Check some of the tracks out at the Earthwhore myspace profile. If you don't know it you're not kvlt enough!

Metal Genre's
So, this list of Metal genres has been circulating in the World of Music. I found it pretty fucking hilarious, and I've been a lazy asshole about writing content in the last few weeks (months?) - so enjoy! * POWER METAL The protagonist arrives riding a white unicorn, escapes from the dragon, saves the princess and makes love to her in an enchanted forest. * THRASH METAL The protagonist arrives, fights the dragon, saves the princess and fucks her. * HEAVY METAL The protagonist arrives on a Harley, kills the dragon, drinks a few beers and fucks the princess. * FOLK METAL The protagonist arrives with some friends playing acordions, violins, flutes and many more weird instruments. The dragon falls asleep (because of all the dancing). Then all leave...without the princess. * VIKING METAL The protagonist arrives in a ship, kills the dragon with his mighty axe, skins the dragon and eats it, rapes the princess to death, steals her belongings and burns the castle before leav

I'm Doing A Adult With Pet Contest!
I'm doing a Adult with Pet Contest! Comment bombing allowed and Self bombing allowed! 2 Gifts from gift shop per winner! If u want to enter the contest plz send me link to ur pic in my messages or tell me and i will rip it for u ! Contest will start on 6/11 thur 6/18 Thanks Maria Click on pic to enter contest! ~~AnGeLHeArT~*Majorboredum* LoVeR69*~~ Owner Of *AnGeL FaMiLy *&* A.F.H.* ~~ Plz Sign My Guess Book Plz...LOL@ CherryTAP

No Means No!!!
Guy: "Can we have sex right now? Girl: "Can we do what?" Guy: "You know, can I be your first, finally?" Girl: "Um.....no." Guy: "Why?" Girl: "Because, 1. you have a girlfriend, who happens to be my friend......." Guy: "So, if you don't tell, I won't tell." Girl: "Besides that, I'm waiting for someone special. Someone that I want to be with for the rest of my life to be my first." Guy: "I'm not special to you?" Girl: "You're my friend. That's all." Guy: looks forward and keeps driving. 5 minutes pass....... Guy: starts to run his hand up the girl's thigh. Girl: moves his hand, "Don't touch me.". Guy: tries to kiss her. Girl: screams, "Would you stop." Guy: continues trying. Girl: moves to the back seat Guy: parks on an abandoned street and gets in the backseat with the girl. Starts to kiss her. Girl: pushes him off and scoots over, "Please, don't do this." Guy: "Don't do what, I know you want it, I can see it in you

Chapter 2 { The Lost World
Chapter II: Try Your Luck with Professor Challenger I always liked McArdle, the crabbed, old, round-backed, red-headed news editor, and I rather hoped that he liked me. Of course, Beaumont was the real boss; but he lived in the rarefied atmosphere of some Olympian height from which he could distinguish nothing smaller than an international crisis or a split in the Cabinet. Sometimes we saw him passing in lonely majesty to his inner sanctum, with his eyes staring vaguely and his mind hovering over the Balkans or the Persian Gulf. He was above and beyond us. But McArdle was his first lieutenant, and it was he that we knew. The old man nodded as I entered the room, and he pushed his spectacles far up on his bald forehead. "Well, Mr. Malone, from all I hear, you seem to be doing very well," said he in his kindly Scotch accent. I thanked him. "The colliery explosion was excellent. So was the Southwark fire. You have the true descreeptive touch. What did you want to see me about?

Horible Day To The End
I have been trying to get my books for my class that started on the 29th of last month. Well one pack of them was $105. That wasn't a good thing. I had to start looking elsewhere, the teacher wasn't helping at all. I had to do a mass e-mail to my classmates to see if anyone would send me the ISBN#'s for the books. I finally had 4 people that responded when the teacher didn't. Not only did I e-mail the teacher but I called her to. I will be getting two of my books next week and be able to order the last one next week, I will end up being 2 weeks behind but I let them know that I will behind. When I have to order the last book, which is $30 a regular $50+ I will pay the extra to have it sent sooner. To top it off I had an doctors visit today and spent 3 hours in the damn office. I almost fell asleep there, I was thinking you know I can actually get back to work after I get done, yeh right, I ended up using the entire day for it and my whole bit of vacation time I had saved. Now you k

Hinder Gig 6/6/07
Went to see Hinder live with My best mate Emma and I had a fab night. Worst parts - Damone.. the girl was gobbing every 5 seconds and it was making me feel ill. A stupid girl getting on her stupid bfs shoulders during lips of an angel. I had rage, threw cups at her and shoved her down. HOW RUDE! :P Highlights - Slow dancing with Emma to lips of an angel. Sexing it up to get stoned and our little mission for a diet coke after :) We recorded this on Emmas phone :)

I'm Doing A Best Pet On Ct!
I'm doing a Best Pet On CT! Comment bombing allowed and Self bombing allowed! 2 Gifts from gift shop per winner! If u want to enter the contest plz send me link to ur pic in my messages or tell me and i will rip it for u ! Contest will start on 6/11 thur 6/18 Thanks Maria Click on pic to enter contest! ~~AnGeLHeArT~*Majorboredum* LoVeR69*~~ Owner Of *AnGeL FaMiLy *&* A.F.H.* ~~ Plz Sign My Guess Book Plz...LOL@ CherryTAP

Is This What You've Been Asking For?
It's been recently brought to my attention, a little detail about my recent blogs. Somebody was kinda sorta complaining about how the majority of them have been lyrics to songs, and not thoughts from ME. Well, I read over all the lyrics before posting them, and they do reflect a lot of what's inside of me right now. It's been said that I "live vicariously though the music of others". I suppose that's true. Being that my few attempts many years back at songwriting rather sucked, well... It's almost surprising to find out how many friends who've read through those lyrics are just checking out the titles, rating, maybe commenting, and getting points racked up. That's cool enough. But each one was posted for a reason. All you need are the eyes to see. But anyway, since I've been asked to just ramble on, here goes.... I'm hungry. Aint really got anything to eat, so oh well... I havent really written all that much of my own, because there's not really that much going on t

Comments On The Book By H.g.wells { The Invisibel Man
thats was the end of the chapter, book by h.g.wells. i have been a fan of the this book, for some time i hope you will enjoy the full story, as much i have. Regards ProfessorLekraft

8 Things I Hate About Humanity
1. How good a musician Corey Taylor is. You must be from another planet – stop fucking embarrassing the rest of us. 2. The Ontological Argument. (1) I define God to be X. (2) Since I can conceive of X, X must exist. (3) Therefore, God exists. I don’t really think anything else needs to be said here. Except for maybe to try this out with anything you can think of. Like, try defining a sentient overweight tuxedo-wearing jazz-fag pile of cowshit as X, and see what happens. 3. Black people who demand reparations. Whoa there. Are you seriously demanding money based on events that took place under a different system of morals over 100 years ago? There are two major problems with this. First, the people you’re asking for the money from had NOTHING to do with enslaving the black race. That’s right: just because they’re white devils, doesn’t mean that they contain some kind of inexorable link to the past with white devils in the 1800s. That would be like me demanding money from th

Chapter 29 { The Invisibel Man
THE EPILOGUE So ends the story of the strange and evil experiments of the Invisible Man. And if you would learn more of him you must go to a little inn near Port Stowe and talk to the landlord. The sign of the inn is an empty board save for a hat and boots, and the name is the title of this story. The landlord is a short and corpulent little man with a nose of cylindrical proportions, wiry hair, and a sporadic rosiness of visage. Drink generously, and he will tell you generously of all the things that happened to him after that time, and of how the lawyers tried to do him out of the treasure found upon him. "When they found they couldn't prove who's money was which, I'm blessed," he says, "if they didn't try to make me out a blooming treasure trove! Do I look like a Treasure Trove? And then a gentleman gave me a guinea a night to tell the story at the Empire Music'all -- just to tell 'em in my own words -- barring one." And if you want to cut off the flow of his reminiscences

Welcome To The Internet I Didnt Write It But I Think Its Funny
Welcome To The Internet No one here likes you. We're going to offend, insult, abuse, and belittle the living hell out of you. And when you rail against us with "FUCK YOU YOU GEEK WIMP SKATER GOTH LOSER PUNK FAG BITCH!1!!", we smile to ourselves. We laugh at you because you don't get it. Then we turn up the heat, hoping to draw more entertainment from your irrational fuming. We will judge you, and we will find you unworthy. It is a trial by fire, and we won't even think about turning down the flames until you finally understand. Some of you are smart enough to realize that, when you go online, it's like entering a foreign country ... and you know better than to ignorantly fuck with the locals. You take the time to listen and think before speaking. You learn, and by learning are gladly welcomed. For some of you, it takes a while, then one day it all dawns on you - you get it, and are welcomed into the fold. Some of you give up, and we breathe a sigh of relief - we didn'

Scattered
I sit in my chair looking at this screen..., wondering...., pondering my next move. Confusion rips thu my mind scattering every glimps of what was the becoming of a good thought, My thoughts cry out for help but are silenced by words, Shattered are the dreams of a million voices that can not be seen or heard, they lie and wait their turn, I can not help them as they torture my very being, louder, louder they get with every waking moment, yet I can not hide, following my every move like a shadow on a sunny day. The voices, they are me.

Sadness
Sadness takes over as I smile for the world, no one having a clue to what goes on in my mind, nor do they care, My thoughts and worries and fears not being considered, I smile, Would anyone even know i'm gone? would anyone even care? I have become the jester to everyones lives, not needed around till they feel sadness to which I'm called upon, I smile.. If I get it wrong I have become the next prisoner to their wrath of hate, Still no one caring about my thought, my worries, my fears. I smile. What is the purpose of my being? What did I do wrong to feel this way, Is this a curse from the gods for being who I am? And all I can do is ask why, no one having any words of reason, I sit and wait for the day to which all will end. but I smile.

Chapter 28 { The Invisibel Man
XXVIII. THE HUNTER HUNTED Mr. Heelas, Mr. Kemp's nearest neighbour among the villa holders, was asleep in his summer house when the siege of Kemp's house began. Mr. Heelas was one of the sturdy minority who refused to believe "in all this nonsense" about an Invisible Man. His wife, however, as he was subsequently to be reminded, did. He insisted upon walking about his garden just as if nothing was the matter, and he went to sleep in the afternoon in accordance with the custom of years. He slept through the smashing of the windows, and then woke up suddenly with a curious persuasion of something wrong. He looked across at Kemp's house, rubbed his eyes and looked again. Then he put his feet to the ground, and sat listening. He said he was damned, and still the strange thing was visible. The house looked as though it had been deserted for weeks -- after a violent riot. Every window was broken, and every window, save those of the belvedere study, was blinded by the internal shutters.

The Wait
I wait for darkness to come, consume the world that is, hidden in the shadows, Life meaningless, Thoughts racing, Voices screaming, Pulse weakening. I wait, Tormented soul, fading fast, grasping to breath, Darkness rising. cold touches, death is here to collect,

Read If You Want
just more words to you Current mood: blah Category: Dreams and the Supernatural Growing tired as I wait my turn in life, cheated this round, happiness not to be found who bestowed this hell upon me, living pain, crying silently not to disturb, light not seen at the end of the tunnel, yet I wait my turn in life, pain a gift, heaven gave, nowhere to run, hide? I cannot. take your blessings, Faith a myth, Life so dark, lost in the fog, not much more can be handled. I close my eyes.

Chapter 27 { The Invisibel Man
XXVII. THE SIEGE OF KEMP'S HOUSE Kemp read a strange missive, written in pencil on a greasy sheet of paper. "You have been amazingly energetic and clever," this letter ran, "though what you stand to gain by it I cannot imagine. You are against me. For a whole day you have chased me; you have tried to rob me of a night's rest. But I have had food in spite of you, I have slept in spite of you, and the game is only beginning. The game is only beginning. There is nothing for it, but to start the Terror. This announces the first day of the Terror. Port Burdock is no longer under the Queen, tell your Colonel of Police, and the rest of them; it is under me -- the Terror! This is day one of year one of the new epoch, -- the Epoch of the Invisible Man. I am Invisible Man the First. To begin with the rule will be easy. The first day there will be one execution for the sake of example, -- a man named Kemp. Death starts for him to-day. He may lock himself away, hide himself away, get guards a

Suicidal Dreams
This song is how I have felt most my life but more so for the last couple months. Listen to it and/or read the lyrics. Suicidal Dreams by Silverchair I dream about, how its going to end, Approaching me quickly, Leaving a life of fear, I only want my mind to be clear, People, making fun of me, For no reason but jealousy, I fantasise about my death, Ill kill myself from holding my breath, My suicidal dream, Voices telling me what to do, My suicidal dream, Im sure you will get yours too, Help me, comfort me, Stop me from feeling what Im feeling now, The rope is here, Now Ill find a use, Ill kill myself, Ill put my head in a noose, My suicidal dream, Voices telling me what to do, My suicidal dream, Im sure you will get yours too, Dreamin about my death, dream, Suicidal, suicidal, suicidal dream, Im suicidal, Suicidal dream,

I Hate People Who Steal,,,
Their is a member on CT that is my neighbor. She has been out of prison for a couple months. She served 14 months for fraud and failing a drug test for crack cocaine. Well when she got out of prision she befriended me everyone was telling me that I need to watch my back cause she will steal anything she can get her hands on. Well the other day I was taking a nap with my son when I woke she has done stole stuff off of my porch. She admitted to her BF that she took it. So if you hate theives as much as I do pay her alittle visit and let her know. I give everyone the benifit of the doubt before this happened I would do anything for her. Now she isn't welcome at my house anymore, You don't steal especially from someone you consider to be a friend. Here is her link and that is not her actual pic. twsted bitch@ CherryTAP

Chapter 26 { The Invisibel Man
XXVI. THE WICKSTEED MURDER The Invisible Man seems to have rushed out of Kemp's house in a state of blind fury. A little child playing near Kemp's gateway was violently caught up and thrown aside, so that its ankle was broken, and thereafter for some hours the Invisible Man passed out of human perceptions. No one knows where he went nor what he did. But one can imagine him hurrying through the hot June forenoon, up the hill and on to the open downland behind Port Burdock, raging and despairing at his intolerable fate, and sheltering at last, heated and weary, amid the thickets of Hintondean, to piece together again his shattered schemes against his species. That seems to most probable refuge for him, for there it was he re-asserted himself in a grimly tragical manner about two in the afternoon. One wonders what his state of mind may have been during that time, and what plans he devised. No doubt he was almost ecstatically exasperated by Kemp's treachery, and though we may be able

I'm Not Sick But I'm Not Well
weird strange occurences .... 2 people i know i sent a link to join they joined and i didnt get credit oh well its the story of my life... a guy in a sports car driving next is playing i was made for loving you by kiss when they were in thier disco phase to understand this wierdness one must know where i live. i wished i had a slice of cheese pizza to chunk out the window at his car.. for kiss going through that disco thing..lol really guys i can boogie to that song even tho i am hardcore rockabilly..lol why is eating taco bell like playing russian roulette with your digestive system. and why do i still put myself in that situation.... you think you know people.. but you dont... you really really dont.

Chapter 25 { The Invisibel Man
XXV. THE HUNTING OF THE INVISIBLE MAN For a space Kemp was too inarticulate to make Adye understand the swift things that had just happened. They stood on the landing, Kemp speaking swiftly, the grotesque swathings of Griffin still on his arm. But presently Adye began to grasp something of the situation. "He is mad," said Kemp; "inhuman. He is pure selfishness. He thinks of nothing but his own advantage, his own safety. I have listened to such a story this morning of brutal self-seeking! He has wounded men. He will kill them unless we can prevent him. He will create a panic. Nothing can stop him. He is going out now -- furious!" "He must be caught," said Adye. "That is certain." "But how?" cried Kemp, and suddenly became full of ideas. "You must begin at once. You must set every available man to work. You must prevent his leaving this district. Once he gets away, he may go through the countryside as he wills, killing and maiming. He dreams of a reign of terror! A reign of

Quantum Prose
Quantum Prose Who is to say true love cannot heal All that we need is a reason to feel Something to cause us to empty our cup Open our hearts, let love fill it up Believe in our ability to undo what we've learned Balance the addictions that continue to burn Create our desires, forget wrong or right Allowing ourselves to become twice as bright Let go the anger that keeps us from bestowing Love to the one who is most worthwhile knowing Have faith to pursue the possibilities of being Stretch out your consciousness to test what you're seeing Enlighten your soul, to become more serene Begin each day as you wipe your mind clean Look for the clues that cannot be caught Control your life though the power of thought jskins

Howdy Ya'll Some Thoughts For The Day
Hey ya'll.... All I seem to find that are good guys are just looking for fuck buddies aren't looking for anything more. Maybe my mom is right i'm too screwed up for any guy to want anything else to do with me. I just need to face facts... Who's goin want to be with a crippled retired bullriding, ranch hand girl that is in a whole new kind of world. All, i've ever known is cows and i'm farther from finding anything i can do then when I started 5 years ago. I am moving again... this time back to missouri.. (this time a different part) I think i'd have a better chance of gettin back on me feet there. I have no boyfriend. Probably a good thing cuz right now i'm not in the best mood fer one. Well, goin end fer now, Steph

I've Been Gone
Yes, I know... i have't been online much recently, Thats due to my move to OKC. That has keptme very busy... I hope everyone is doing well!!! Just message me anytime... or whatever let me know how you are!!MWAHS!!!

Chili Cook Off
They actually have a Chili Cook-off about the time Halloween comes around. It takes up a major portion of a parking lot at the San Antonio City Park. Judge # 3 was an inexperienced Chili taster named Frank, who was visiting from Springfield, IL. Frank: "Recently, I was honored to be selected as a judge at a chili cook-off. The original person called in sick at the last moment and I happened to be standing there at the judge's table, asking for directions to the Coors Light truck, when the call came in. I was assured by the other two judges (Native Texans) that the chili wouldn't be all that spicy; and, besides, they told me I could have free beer during the tasting, so I accepted and became Judge 3." Here are the scorecard notes from the event: CHILI # 1 - MIKE'S MANIAC MONSTER CHILI Judge # 1 -- A little too heavy on the tomato. Amusing kick. Judge # 2 -- Nice, smooth tomato flavor. Very mild. Judge # 3 (Frank) -- Holy crap, what the hell is this stuff? You could rem

Don't Be Afraid Of Tomorrow
Don't be afraid of tomorrow Build a road day by day Mark it for others to follow Finding joy and peace on their way. A road wide and lined with trees And shade for travelers to rest It has been wisely designed To climb to a sun-washed crest. A road built to summon travelers on From a green valley to a high hill With a moonlit sky and a night so still To the glorious promise of dawn. On this road there is no sorrow Don't be afraid of tomorrow.

Saved
ive been saved once again ive left it all behind and then I saw the fire in your heart until it all falls apart i remember your face we used to stay out late sit and drink the night away playing songs til the light of day I cant believe its been so long seems like everyone is gone ive been saved once again behind these walls im livin in cant see where the fire starts i think its coming apart we used to be blood in blood out blackened hearts that were without I cant erase the past you know we died so long ago so save me once again come back from the dead my friend put the fire in my heart keep me from falling apart

Birthday
injury or no injury doesn't matter because this weekend is gonna go off !!! yes yes ladies and gentlemen I am turning 22 (finally) and to celebrate we're having a massive house party up at aldinga! shall be bloody awesome and I cant wait. most likely will end up with alcohol poisoning lol but thats ok cos' its my birthday mwahahahahahaha. wont be around for a couple of days cos i'll be out of town and nursing the mother of all hang overs! so the party and drinking season has begun!

Seren Bombers Guidelines
1. All Actions Reflect On Every Family Member. 2. Please Rate, Fan And Become Friends With Every One In The Family. 3. Repost All The Bulletins. 4. Contests: No One In The Family Will Go Against Each Other So Please Check To See If Any From Family Has Entered, Leave Message With Tiacinders And I Will Get Back To You. 5. Join Lounge.(go and join Seren Bombers Family Lounge) 6. No Down Rating. 7. If Any One Else Can Think Of Any Thing To Add Please Let me Know Don't Want To Many Rules Do We.

A Life Poem
A Life Poem Life can seem ungrateful and not always kind. Life can pull at your heartstrings and play with your mind... Life can be blissful and happy and free... Life can put beauty in the things that you see... Life can place challenges right at your feet... Life can make good of the hardships we meet... Life can overwhelm you and make your head spin... Life can reward those determined to win... Life can be hurtful and not always fair... Life can surround you with people who care... Life clearly does offer its Up and its Downs... Life's days can bring you both smiles and frowns... Life teaches us to take the good with the bad... Life is a mixture of happy and sad... So... Take the Life that you have and give it your best... Think positive, be happy let God do the rest... Take the challenges that life has laid at your feet... Take pride and be thankful for each one you meet... To yourself give forgiveness if you stumble and fall... Ta

Little Old Ladies
Subject: RE: Never Tease Old ladies Defense Attorney: Will you please state your age? Little Old Lady: I am 86 years old. Defense Attorney: Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened the night of April 1st? Little Old Lady: There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch on a warm spring evening, when a young man comes creeping up on the porch and sat down beside me. Defense Attorney: Did you know him? Little Old Lady: No, but he sure was friendly. Defense Attorney: What happened after he sat down? Little Old Lady: He started to rub my thigh. Defense Attorney: Did you stop him? Little Old Lady: No, I didn't stop him. Defense Attorney: Why not? Little Old Lady: It felt good. Nobody had done that since my Albert died some 30 years ago. Defense Attorney: What happened next? Little Old Lady: He began to rub my breasts. Defense Attorney: Did you stop him then? Little Old Lady: No, I did not stop him. Defense

For Those I Emailed The Wrong Link To My Contest...
I missed a letter in the link address to my contest. Here's the new link. http://cherrytap.com/viewimage.php?u=610822&albumid=372284&i=151774446 Sorry about the mixup. I probably cost myself a ton of voted for this fuckup!

Da Music
Hey Cherry Friends.. Over the weekened I'll be Celebratin my Boy ( Talib Kweli ) playin tracks off his upcomming Album ( Eardrum ) we have a lil History Back in Brooklyn We used to go to Battles @ his Bookstore Thoes were the dayz.On Monday I'll repost my usual songs in rotation Have a great & safe Weekened Xoxoxoxox Amirz Image.:)

The Fig L Eaf
A male pastor walked into a neighbourhood pub to use the toilet. The place was hopping with music and dancing, until people saw the pastor. As the room quieted down he walked up to the bartender, and asked, "May I please use the toilet?" The bartender replied, "I really don't think you should." "Why not?" the pastor asked. "I really need to use the toilet!" "Well, I don't think you should. There is a statue of a naked woman in there -- and she's only covered by a fig leaf!" "Nonsense," said the pastor, "I'll look the other way!" So, the bartender showed the clergyman the door at the top of the stairs, and he proceeded to the toilet. After a few minutes, he came back out, and the whole place was hopping with music and dancing again! He went to the bartender and said, "Sir, I don't understand. When I came in here, the place was hopping with music and dancing. Then the room became absolutely quiet. I went to the toilet, and now the place is hopping again." "Well, now

Geneology
The Schitt Family For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt? We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt!' Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual way. Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. They had one son, Jack. In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt. Against her parents' objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout. After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt Sherlock. Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, And they produced a

Dobbys Rating Policy, "downrating" And T.w.a.t.s
My new policy is to rate people according to there sense of humor or perceived sense of humor, so that's bad news for the Americans on the site. I have seen quite a few of the "block him - he's a downrater" bulletins, been Russian i admit my grasp of English is not the best, however i don't think people do downrate, i.e. go to a page, give all 10's and then pop back and change the rates to a 1 etc, i think the people in question should be called a low-rater, as it is a more accurate description of the "crime" committed. Thus i am starting my campaign to rid cherrytap of this evil misuse of the English language, i am calling the campaign TWATS, not because it stands for anything just because i like to say, support twats all the time. And please if someone comes to your page and low-rates you, just laugh, enjoy the points, because as far as i know at the end of the world we will not be judged on your photo rating scores, only on the goodness of our hearts, i am royaly fucked e

My Thoughts And Poems
Life Is A Prison life is a prison, oh God let me out! no one to listen, to hear when i shout! climb the walls of insanity, ride the waves of despair if you fall it don't matter, there's no one to care i used to wish for a window to see birds, trees and sky, but you're better without one stops you aiming too high watching freedom is painful, for those locked away seeing joy, love and happiness, another price that you pay strong is good, weak is bad be it false, be it true your mind makes the choice, and enforces it too cell walls built by society, with rules to adhere if you breach the acceptable, you had better beware hide the pain, carry on, routine is the key don't let on that you're not, what you're pretending to be lock it all up inside you, how badly that bodes look out for that one day, when it all just explodes! leaving naught but a shell, base functionality too but killing all else, that was uniquely you so how do you

Friends
IF YOU ARE TRULY A FRIEND YOU WILL READ THIS BLOG AND LEAVE COMMENTS ON WHAT YOU THINK I HAVE HAD MAY FRIENDS COMING TO ME ANDSAYING ALOT OF PPL ON HERE NEVER TALK TO THEM SO IF YOU WANNA KNOW I WILL BE CLEANING MY FRIENDS LIST OUT SO IF U WANNA STAY ON MY LIST PLEASE ADD UR NAME AS A COMMENT SO I DON'T LOSE YOU OR DELETE YOU

When Life Gets You Down.. Pick Yourself Up Again.
TODAY, I'VE BEEN DEALING WITH A PRETTY BIG ISSUE. I HAD SOMEONE STEAL FROM ME TODAY. I'LL ADMIT THAT I WAS REALLY CHOKED ABOUT IT THIS MORNING. I LET MY ANGER GET THE BEST OF ME. I ALLOWED MY ANGER TO CLOUD MY JUDGEMENT. AND THAT'S JUST NOT RIGHT. WHEN ANGER TAKES OVER, YOU DON'T THINK RIGHT AT ALL. TODAY I LEARNED MY LESSON. YES, OK HE STOLE FROM ME. BUT THAT DOESN'T CHANGE THE FACT THAT HE'S PART OF MY FAMILY. IT REALLY OPENED UP MY EYES. WHEN PEOPLE ARE AT THEIR LOWEST OF THEIR LOW...WHY CAN'T FAMILY BE THERE FOR THEM. ISN'T THAT WHAT FAMILY IS FOR? WHY COULDN'T WE SEE HE NEEDED HELP TO GET BACK ON HIS FEET? MAKES YOU THINK ABOUT THINGS LIKE... WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT ONLY YOUR PROBLEMS, IT MAKES IT HARD TO SEE YOUR FAMILIES PROBLEMS TOO. I'M A PRETTY HELPFUL PERSON. ESPECIALLY MY FAMILY, I'VE ALWAYS BEEN LIKE THAT... BUT ONE THING I'VE LEARNED, IS YOU CAN'T HELP PEOPLE WHO DON'T WANT TO BE HELPED. BUT WHAT IF HE WANTED HELP, BUT DIDN'T KNOW HOW TO ASK. ANOTHER CONFUSING THOUGHT... MY

Gary Wright - My Love Is Alive
Well, I think it's time to get ready To realize just what I have found I have lived only half of what I am It's all clear to me now My heart is on fire My soul's like a wheel that's turnin' My love is alive My love is alive, yea, yea, yea There's something inside that's making me crazy I'll try to keep it together 'Cause what I say may not happen the same way Now could be forever My heart is on fire My soul's like a wheel that's turnin' My love is alive My love is alive, yea, yea, yea My love is alive My love is alive There's a mirror moving inside my mind Reflecting the love that you shine on me Hold on now to that feelin' Let it flow, let it grow, yea, yea My heart is on fire My soul's like a wheel that's turnin' My love is alive My love is alive, yea, yea, yea My love is alive My love is alive My love is alive My love is alive My love is alive My love is alive My love is alive

Empty
why does my soul hold on to this pointless life no good ever comes only pain and hurt are all that i ever feel all these scars i bare overlay day by day and year by year love is just a mirage always seeing it, but never able to attain no matter what i do nothing ever changes just a new wound and more pain my heart, soul, & mind left scared beyond repair

Best. Day. Ever!
So. Today was my last day of work for the summer. Kids are done with school now for the summer. I have a neice! Alyssa Faith was born around 3pm today. 6 pounds, 12 ounces. Pictures tomorrow when I go visit them at the hospital. Now, the biggest news. WE FOUND A HOUSE!!! Yes, El - it's THAT house!!! This will be my new office ... if you click on the picture it should take you to the larger size page (that goes for any of these pictures). First bedroom (one of the boys' rooms): Living room (and view of the office): Upstairs bathroom (there's another half bathroom in the basement): It has a clawfoot tub!!! You can only see a small bit of it in this photo though. I am beyond elated today. *bounces* Now, who wants to help us move? LOL Can I tempt you with baked goods?

Long Distance Relationships
Ok so i got a ? for u all. I'm sure some of u have been or is or whatever in a long distance relationship right? Ok so i wanna ask what are some of the main things to remeber when having a long distance relationship? Well first of all u gotta love the person. Duh right? Ok have alot in common very true. BUT theres one big thing maybe its not to some people but to me i think its true. And that is the TWO of you MUST i say again MUST split the calling and txting or whatever. Am i right or am i totally losing my mind? In a long distance relationship u ain't there with the other person so what does that mean? That means shouldn't both people kinda take it on themselves to show that they love them? Or thinking about them? I know i did. I always had to call or be the first to txt. Don't get me wrong she wrote emails and when i did txt her or call her she would talk. But y was I always the one who had to? Isn't it a two person deal here. Don't both of u have to make the other person feel

What Happens When We Dream? (mine)
tonight i thought of you, dreamed you were here, dissappointment set in when i realized it was a dream. if it isnt wrong can it actually be right, can wanting you daily lead to possibly having you at night? moments ago i dreamed peacefully that loving you was enough but again that only happens when we sleep

People These Days ...
This is one of those blogs where I just feel like venting. As a woman, I can only take so much of the same bull shit and after awhile, it can lead to a break down. Yeah, this is one of those cheesy blogs that people chastise you for posting, but I think it's my right to vent:) I don't like this, I don't like that ... I get hurt easy and you only make it hurt more at times. I sit in my room at night, thinking about way back in the days of smiles and no stresses and I look at what my life is today and I would have never thought I'd be where I am today. I've broken some promises and I've broken rules but I've never given someone the reason to hate me. I fall in the past a lot, I'm drawn back to past when I'm hurt. I guess you could say I think of the "good ol' days." I've never been hurt so much by a person ... I don't know what to say or how to explain where I'm going with this, or who it's really about. I don't know.

Whats Fair? (mine)
Thoughts wonder around effortlessly.. Dreams haunt me and still I sleep! Time seems to never end, without a loud ticking ringing in my head. To disappear would be so nice, but holding you near would be worth the fight. To struggle with-in myself hold my thoughts back dragging me down how do i get back? Driven , devoted, hopeless and scared, without you in my life, it just wouldnt be fair!

Finding Yourself First (mine Published)
Finding yourself first! You want someone like me, but me you do not see. Looking in places where your heart can be free. Yet here I am and you don't see me. Too many times I have sat by with eyes closed trying not to cry If yours could open and only see, open your eyes and look at me. Those longing thoughts I try to hide, hidden beneath my sorrowing eyes. Time moves on into days and weeks, years have past and still no peaks No inquisitive thoughts on you and me, so I wonder what is wrong with me. Between the years of you being blind and me being lost, Hiding behind my eyes. Today I woke up and realized, before you can look at me, I looked in the mirror and had to find me. Jodi Ann Love Copyright ©2007 Jodi Ann Love --------THATS RIGHT I AM A PUBLISHED AUTHOR SO NAH NAH NAH NAH---- LOL

Looking For New Web Clients
if you know anyone who is looking for a website to be designed send them my way. I'm looking for new clients. Trying to get the business rolling again after being on hiatis due to my health. Thanks for lookin out

Tequilla And Salt (not Mine But Funny)
Tequila and Salt This should probably be taped to your bathroom mirror where one could read it every day. You may not realize it, but it's 100% true. 1. There are at least two people in this world that you would die for. 2. At least 15 people in this world that love you in some way. 3. The only reason anyone would ever hate you is because they want to be just like you. 4. A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone, even if they don't like you. 5. Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you before they go to sleep. 6. You mean the world to someone. 7. You are special and unique. 8. Someone that you don't even know exists loves you. 9. When you make the biggest mistake ever, something good comes from it. 10. When you think the world has turned its back on you take another look. 11. Always remember the compliments you received. Forget about the rude remarks. So...........If you are a loving friend, send this to everyone, including the one that sent it to

Whisper
I see you across the room Laughing about something I wish I knew But sadly I look Feeling cold inside Do you see me I think to myself over and over Hope and a chance That is what I am. Such beauty you hold Those women do not see Everything in my own broken heart A million miles separates us But only twenty steps from my feet You turn your head But only to see the clock I cannot stop sighing. The time to go is now But where you travel I wish to be beside you Invisible as you see me Fate can be cruel The heart wants to betray Alone again. The aura around is silent All I can think about you My whisper in the wind Gone without a trace.

Closed Eyes! (mine-poem)
When days turn into night, and we hold our pillows tight, love is all we want, yet pain is why we cry. Today I felt that feeling of needing without reciept, to give is getting old I need to release this heat. Holding in my feelings crawling away in pain, tonight when I close my eyes, I wont even remember your name

My Dark Soul
Come to me, little mortal I can bring you to heaven's portal There'll be no sorrow, there'll be no pain Feelings of joy will fill your brain Come to me, sweet human thing Give me your heart and I'll make it sing Forget your fears, leave them behind Forget the troubles of your kind Come to me... yes, that's right Now hold still, it's no good to fight I'll take your blood, and leave you dying Didn't you realise I could be lying? I shall feed on you drink you away Your blood your life shall feed me I shall leave your corpse behind as i have no use for it

You Might Be From Parma Oh If????
you might be from parma if?!?!!? Current mood: tired Category: Life You Know Your From Parma When..... you know you're from parma when... Half your friends work at Marc's and the other half don't work. You don't know where the ghetto is but you know it exists since half the kids from your school live there. Everybody tries to pimp out their automatic Cavaliers like they're hot.. Every other lawn is decorated wilth chrome balls or windmills. When Wal-Mart is connected to the mall .You move to the country and have a pond bigger than your whole lot .You get lost walking 3 blocks over to your friend's house because the guy who designed the side streets let his 4 year old son draw the plans for them .All you see are shopping plazas .There are more masses held in Ukranian than there are in English . Pierogies are often used as currency. There is a pizza shop within walking distance. Jimmy Sentz is your hero. Anything you need, you know you can get from Parmatown .You think th

Whatever Rant
I don’t think that I am alone in this… as a matter of fact I’m sure that I am not. I can’t for the life of me figure what it is about guys that drive me nuts, what it is that I can’t figure out… I like them, in some cases I love or have loved them. But those cases are rare and should maybe be considered an exception to the rule and not ‘the rule’ especially since the ones that I still love are family, the ones that I no longer love are well, past loves and really for the most part, nothing more. I’ve managed to remain on speaking terms with one or maybe two, but that’s really it. Why is it that a guy can act so into you one day, staying over just watching movies and such until like 230 in the morning. The next day things still look pretty good, and then the day after that, it’s more like… meh… Then there’s the guys the just completely become a chicken shit bastard and just stop talking to you altogether. As if you did something wrong. Man… fuck this shit… Don’t act l

All Of U Here On Ct Makes Sticky Bulletins About Nonsense, Why Dont U Sticky Bulletins Like This. If It Were Ur Kids, Wouldnt U Want People 2 Care!
A friend of my very good friends baby was shaken at daycare and really needs all of your thoughts and prayers. Please read her story below and watch the touching video...it's really heartbreaking. This family has been through alot...atleast repost this for them. ~Jess This is her myspace profile... Kristy and Baby Kaleb As told to me by Kristy. Forgive me if any details are incorrect. Like any responsible parents, Kristy and Josh Schwade wanted what was best for their only child, Kaleb. They did a background check on their day care worker, and even interviewed her in her home for two hours. Kristy was even willing to drive 20 miles out of her way to provide, what they thought to have been, "optimum" care in a good neighborhood. On May 9th, 2007 their worst nighmare was brought to fruition. After being in the care of this home day care worker only five times, Kaleb was picked up by his Grandmother and Aunt. They noticed that he was lethargic and experiencing

Distant Lies
Calling my name from the distant skies I can almost feel his skin The breeze filtering his scent is where it all begins. Crashing into me, I fall so quick believing in his eyes Innocence fails as he finds me nowhere to run or hide Moving through eternal phases glancing as they pass me by Hypnotized by passion I fail to see the lies.

Unnamed 1
As i look into your eyes i can see we were meant to be together holding each other all through the night And as the years go by, i will always be by your side when your standing tall or even when you fall i'll be by your side till the day i die All i want in my life is to have you as my WIFE to have you in my life is a dream come true every night it wold be me and you with your beautiful eyes i could never tell you a lie so when i say I LOVE YOU every word is true...

Proud To Be Muslim
well first off i'd like to say im very proud and happy to be a muslimah,for those who dont know what that is.it means muslim woman in arabic. no not all muslims are terrorist and anyone who thinks so is ignorant and plain out racist towards muslims.because im sure to remind that there have been bombers who in fact were christains.in no way am i putting down christianity i am just stating facts here. anyways in no way at all do i feel opressed or closed off from the world. yes i do pray 5 times a day and yes i read my holy Quraan every day.why does that make me a bad person because i believe in a different why of life,how does that make any of you who hate muslims better than me. you are just as ignorant as the ones who hate others based on the color of thier skin,my point is made us muslims will not tolerate hate and how we will deal with it is leaving it up to god to handle and no I AM NOT A TERRORIST OR KNOW ANY SO DONT ASK

Scumbag Alert(2)
This fucking dick had to be a fucking asshole, just because I wouldn't show him my tits. Well here's most of the transcript if you guys want to read it..his comments will be in yellow & mine in green, you will need to start at the bottom & read up..Then he add me as a fan, rates my profile a 1, and the tries to add me as a friend. What a fucking loser! Any of you guys want to fuck this piece of shit up? BE MY GUEST! ->sugardaddy: thank god for that! sugardaddy: STRANGER THINGS HAVE HAPPENED SEXY..... IM GONEEEEEEEEEEEEE ->sugardaddy: later littledaddy, btw, nice try on the add thing......not gonna happen! sugardaddy: ROTFALMFAO.. BYE BABY .. I KNOW YOU LIKE ME 8O) ->sugardaddy: why do you need to keep embarrassing yourself like this, im sure the right guy is out there for you. sugardaddy: I JUST NOTICED YOUR A GEMINI I WOULD FUCK YOU SILLY MAY I SUCK YOUT TITS TILL THEY ACHE? ->sugardaddy: umm Buckwild is a stallion, something you obviously know nothing about.... sugarda

I Had The Craziest Dream Last Night.
So in this dream My mother was getting married(I don't know to who it never actually came up) Anyway we went to my grandparents house for the wedding. At some point this pizza guy shows up and he's totally gorgeous. He introduces himself as Peter Pan(. . .my subconsious isn't even trying to be cryptic these days) and decides to hang out with us. Just then this guy that I have a total crush on who has no place at my mothers wedding shows up and pizza guy gets all jealous and demands to know who he is. I tell him "its just loren" Then Loren wanders off and comes back carrying one of my best friends Ty who'd had to much to drink(oddly my whole family is uber morman and there is no way there'd be alcohol at my moms wedding I even remember thinking that in the dream) Also Ty's alot bigger than Loren so I don't think Loren could actually carry him. But Moving right along. . . . The dream changed as dreams often do but its still the wedding only now I'm wandering about my grandparents house(

And I Have Been Thinking
I have been thinking about a lot of things (all good) that has helped me become the person I am today. First of all, my friend Colonel_Deckard and renactor are just one of the best examples as to who I am. Sure, Renactor doesn't know me as well yet, so he still has quite a bit to learn about me. But Colonel_Deckard is the one who can tell you the things that make me tick. Think that is why when I need to talk about being frustrated he is always the one I go to, and he does the same for me. I have so many friends on here that it doesn't go without saying that you guys are definitely the best in the world. Today my parents are celebrating 39 years of marriage which is something I have been grateful for as one of their children. My parents basically had their marriage while my dad served in the army right out of high school, he met my Uncle who fixed my mom and dad up together. 39 years later and they are still together. Love is something that either you know you have it or you just fa

I'm Sorry.......
I'm sorry for the things that turned to be I'm sorry you didn't like what you see I'm sorry if I made you feel second best I'm sorry that it inflicted you with threat I'm sorry that the harm has been done I'm sorry but I'm not backing down until there is no more frown I'm sorry that you felt that I misled I'm sorry if there were any tears I caused u to shed I'm sorry that you had to hurt in the process I'm sorry for taking time on my little project I'm sorry that you had to feel all the hurt and the pain I'm sorry and if I had the chance I'd do it all over again but minus your strain I'm sorry for things that were in the past I'm sorry because I wanted to save the best for last I'm sorry that I held back on telling you what I truly feel I'm sorry that all this love I have is so very real Haryaton Yahya June 8th 2007

Self Injury Related **triggering**
I drew the blade across my wrist to see how it would feel. I looked into the future, there was nothing to reveal. ~~ Strawbs, Round and Round What is Self-Injury? Self-injury is deliberately hurting oneself without intent to commit suicide. It is also called self-harming, delicate cutting, cutting, and is abbreviated SI or SIB (self-injurous behavior). Other names for it, such as self-mutilation and self-abuse, are considered too blaming or innacurate by many and some self-injurers don't like the terms. The term "cutters" leaves out other self-injurers who burn or pick and so won't be used on this page. Self-injury takes many forms. Cutting the skin with razors, knives, broken glass or other sharp objects is by far the most common. Burning, breaking bones, head banging, bruising, hitting, scratching, and biting are other ways people self-injure. Some self-injurers stick to one means of self-injure, others may have several, or change over time, and some will self-injure wit

Here's The Deal
my name is jeff, i am 21 years old. i love to drink beer probably more than anyone i have ever met in my life. i buy that shit by the keg. so if you are a beer drinker (and you have a vagina) you should let me know. i like to drink a lot of beer. however, drinking a lot of beer with a lady friend is even better. oh and if you plan on drinking beer with me you should also consider putting out. because if i get you drunk and chill with you all night and then you don't take your pants off for me....i will throw you out the front door. i don't like wasting my time. so if you want to get railed sometime no strings attached let me know. and don't worry about me calling you back, because i won't. in fact i will never talk to you again. that's how this works for me. yeah and not that you would want to date me at this point....but i don't fucking date. so don't ask. so hopefully your sex drive is as huge as my ego. ---jeff

Why They Have 2 Dogs Instead Of Women.
Reasons Why Men Have Two Dogs And Not Two Wives 30. If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff. 29. Dogs are not allowed in bloomingdale's or neiman-marcus. 28. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck. 27. When your dog gets old, you can have it put to sleep. 26. Dogs don't let magazine articles guide their lives. 25. On a car trip, your dog never insists on running the heater. 24. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad, they just think it's interesting. 23. A dog won't hold out on you to get a new car. 22. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert. 21. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away. 20. If you pretend to be blind, your dog can stay in your hotel room for free. 19. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "if I died would you get another dog?" 18. If you bring another dog home, your dog will happily play with both of you. 17. Another man will seldom steal your do

6/7/07
This is today's horoscope for me... Your energy level softens. You're still flying high, but now things take a dreamier, sweeter turn. Could love be on the horizon? Well, why not? Just make sure you're not blinded by your own rose-colored glasses. Oh yeah right! Thank goodness I'm not wearing rose colored glasses! Something may be on the horizon but it's definitely not that!

Hi There Everyone
well it has been along time that i have been on here. i am sorry been busy with stuff and i am glad i am back. i got new pics up if u want to look at them and rate them. well it fells nice to be back on again see u all tomorrow now. bye for now.

Preyer
Subject Please read and repost!! Body: Since the Pledge of Allegiance and The Lord's Prayer are not allowed in most public schools anymore Because the word "God" is mentioned.... A kid in Arizona wrote the attached NEW? School prayer. I liked it. Now I sit me down in school Where praying is against the rule For this great nation under God Finds mention of Him very odd. If Scripture now the class recites, It violates the Bill of Rights. And anytime my head I bow Becomes a Federal matter now. Our hair can be purple, orange or green, That's no offense; it's a freedom scene. The law is specific, the law is precise. Prayers spoken aloud are a serious vice. For praying in a public hall Might offend someone with no faith at all. In silence alone we must meditate, God's name is prohibited by the state. We're allowed to cuss and dress like freaks, And pierce our noses, tongues

I Want!
I want to taste you, I want to taste you right now I want to lick the sweat from your skin I want to suck your soul right in I want to explore your mouth with my tongue I want to burn from the flames of passion I want to taste you, I want to taste you right now I want to hold your heated flesh I want our bodies to mesh I want to explore your sex with my tongue I want to savor you when you cum I want you to go numb from the sensations I want you to get wet from this verbal masturbation I want you so hot you drip I want to drink you, I want to sip I want to slip you some tongue I want to lick you off my fingers and savor you some I want to taste you Are you satisfied Are you electrified Can't you decide Are you what you wanted to be Tasted by me

More Gibberish
The only sign upon her face that anything was happening were the tears streaming from her eyes. Blow by blow the spikes sunk deeper then through her flesh. The weight pressing down as she tried to stand upon the spike through her feet, was a sudden shock. As they pile the wood and kinling around her his eyes never left hers. He was in pure denial as they lit the pile beneath her. He never thought it would go this far. Yet she won't call it off what is left to be done? Finally he has to turn for a moment as the heat over takes him. He begs with her, "Please, stop this, it has gone too far!" She shakes her head and tries to smile. Suddenly the sky breaks forth with rain and lightening. The crowd knows they have done wrong and the gods are not pleased. Their granddaughter should have never been touched. The crowd disperses as he gently brings her to the ground. The fire smolders around them as he tries to pull the spikes from her flesh. He realizes he does not h

Good Night All
JUST WANTED 2 SAY GOOD EVENING EVERYONE. I ENJOYED MY DAY ON HERE BUT I GOTTA GO. BUT I WILL B BACK 2MORROW. GOOD AND READY. SO I HOPE EVERYONE HAS A GOOD NIGHT. AND I WANT 2 SAY A SPECIAL GOOD NIGHT TO ALL MY L.R.L.FAMILY ALSO. I HOPE 2 TALK 2 YALL 2MORROW.

Untitled
My biggest personal accomplishment is that I'm still here. Scathed, but still standing, I'm brave, but I still fear, Showing my true feelings, afraid you might hear, My heart speak the language, then no more are we near. Let me make this real clear, my pride I hold dear. Felt like I was thrown in the fire and left there to sear. Felt my spirit burn, while flames evaporated my tears. And it burned up that thing that I said that I hold dear. I was stabbed in the back, must've separated my spine. Because all the pain that remains left me emotionally paralyzed. I cant move forward cuz of what I left behind. And I cant go back cuz now its lost in time. One day I might find, the passion that I once had. I just need the courage to put my hand out and grab. But I'm not sure if I deserve it, and I know that sounds bad, But I cant look past the pain and the sorrow and the reasons I'm mad.

Odd Questions
1. You're infected. Your top 8 has the cure. One must die. Who? I really cant see any of them dying for me 2. If alcohol were banned, what would your reaction be? Well didnt they try that once and it flopped. I dont think it would make a diffrence, if people want it they will find it 3. Your CD collection is repossessed. But you may keep one. Kenny Chesney 4. Do you believe world peace is possible? No 5. I'm a genie. Name your wish. For a lot of money 6. Name one thing about the opposite/same sex that automatically turns you off. Chest and back hair for me to ewwww 7. Name one thing about the opposite/same sex that automatically turns you on? eyes 8. Speaking of same sex, what did you think about Brokeback Mountain? I have never seen it. 9. What are you obsessive about? dont really know 10. Leather face is in the kitchen. Will you fight to victory, or hide from him? fight to victory just to make sure my kids get out 11. Do you feel people underes

Fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck
So, earlier today I had the need to compose post this letter to a company I bought something from with credit last summer... Dear Miss XXXXXXX RE: Balance of account no. XXXXXXXXXXXXXX With regards to the above account and the demand you sent to me dated 5th of June 2007. I don't owe any money to this account. I'll say it again. I don't owe any money to this account. You KNOW I don't owe any money to this account. How do you know? Let me enlighten you. In December 2006 I made a final payment to the balance of said account. In January YOU sent me a letter acknowledging that this payment CLEARED this account and no further monies were required. The final balance showed the amount of £0.00 sterling (see attachment 1 of this letter for a copy of that letter). Then at the end of January you sent me a reminder that a payment was due on this account (attachment no 2) to which I replied to with a copy of the letter which is attachment 1 of this letter. You then wrote to me again a

Where Is My Angel
~ Where Is My Angel? ~ You need not worry my dear sweet mother for I am here through heavens guiding lights that beam loving rays down upon your heart as you sleep and awake each day. I dream of you each day while the angels are gathered around me that nourish my spirit in your time of woes not knowing where I am but I am here my dear sweet mother looking down at you with a smiling tear. I am here so alive as ever could be while Gods Kingdom reigns all around me and flows through out the universe and upon earth as you walk in my memory of the times we spent together. You need not cry my sweet dear mother for I will never leave you because I am all you feel, all you think and all that you are, for what you are is what you created from my birth. The angels that surround me are singing a loving melody that flows deeply from my heart directly to yours from the inner depths of Gods heavens that surround all living things. I'm all that lives and

I Am Sick Of Hearing About Paris Hilton!
So after 3 days in prison they release the spoild bitch with just a ankle monitor...god dam this just proves celebratys can get away with anything, its horrbal! she should still be rotting in prison, but because of some "unknown Medical condition" she is most likely making up they let her go? how fucked up is that! any one else caught driving with a suspended licence woulda gotten a much longer sentence and wouldent of had any of this bullshit special treatment! i say she should still be rotting in prision! and i hope her "unknown illness" fucking kills her! im sick of hearing about this spoiled little SLUT!

Differences
What a difference being out of the house makes! I feel so much better today. I'm still jobless but I think I may have stumbled across something today so fingers crossed :) I've spent the last couple of days worrying about not having a job and being generally tetchy because I don't have one and feel like I'm wasting all my time n stuff. I've kinda left myself stuck in the house. However, yesterday I went and joined a gym. I decided that even if I do have to be temporarily unemployed I'm gonna make something happen out of it! So, I went today (brought one of the girls with me and then she joined) had a bit of a workout and then a swim and I felt soooo much better for it! Then weheaded into town to get a birthday present for one of the girls. Because I was pretty busy all day, I had no time to worry and fret so it was great! My weekend appears to be panning out pretty well too...Heading out with himself tomorrow night n then staying in his so we can have a lie in on Saturday (sta

They Never Cease To Amaze Me
TOP COMMENT Graphics Cool Comments Graphics Images YANNO I HAVE TONS OF AMAZING FRIENDS ON HERE. GRANTED I DONT GET TO EVERYONE ALL THE TIME BUT I TRY TO KEEP UP AND STAY IN TOUCH WHETHER ITS A BRIEF EMAIL COMMENT RATE GIFT WHATEVER. AND IF YOU DONT GET TO MY PAGE ITS NO BIGGIE TO ME I KNOW AND UNDERSTAND HOW TRYING EVERYDAY LIFE IS I HAVE AN ENORMOUS PLATE OF LIFES SHIT GOING ON MYSELF AND ALL MY FRIENDS ON HERE THAT TALK WITH ME WHETHER ITS BY PHONE COMPUTER OR WHATEVER YOU ALL KNOW MY LIFE IS JUST AS SCREWED AS THE NEXT....BUT I GET ON HERE TO HAVE FRIENDS AND RELAX A BIT WHEN I AM ABLE TO..... I REALIZE THAT I AM NOT A DROP DEAD GORGEOUS, I DO KNOW I HAVE SOME ASS TO ME...LOL...HELLO LOOK AT THE SCREEN NAME....I KNOW THAT THEIR ARE SOME REALLY CRUEL PEOPLE IN THIS WORLD THAT HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO THAN TO TRY AND TEAR SOMEONE DOWN...WELL GUESS WHAT DOWNRATERS YOU MUST HAVE A PRETTY SHITTY LIFE TO WANNA TRY AND BELITTLE OTHER PEOPLE HAVE YOU NOTHING BETTER TO DO...ANYWAYS I

Wishing Well
TAKE OFF YOUR HAT, KICK OFF YOUR SHOES I KNOW YOU AIN'T GOIN ANYWHERE RUNNIN ROUND THE TOWN, SINGIN YOUR BLUES I KNOW YOU AIN'T GOIN ANYWHERE YOU'VE ALWAYS BEEN A GOOD FRIEND OF MINE BUT YOU'RE ALWAYS SAYIN FAREWELL AND THE ONLY TIME THAT YOU'RE SATISFIED IS WITH YOUR FEET IN THE WISHING WELL THROW DOWN YOUR GUN YOU MIGHT SHOOT YOURSELF OR IS THAT WHAT YOU'RE TRYIN TO DO PUT UP A FIGHT YOU BELIEVE TO BE RIGHT AND SOMEDAY THE SUN WILL SHINE THROUGH YOU ALWAYS GOT SOMETHIN TO HIDE SOMETHIN YOU JUST CAN'T TELL AND THE ONLY TIME THAT YOU'RE SATISFIED IS WITH YOUR FEET IN THE WISHING WELL BUT I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE WISHING FOR (LOVE IN A PEACEFUL WORLD) YOU'VE ALWAYS BEEN A GOOD FRIEND OF MINE BUT YOU'RE ALWAYS SAYIN FAREWELL AND THE ONLY TIME THAT YOU'RE SATISFIED IS WITH YOUR FEET IN THE WISHING WELL EVERYBODY HAS A WISH, YEAH, EVERYBODY HAS A DREAM...

The Pile Of Sand
An Italian, a Scotsman and a Chinese man, are hired at a construction site. The foreman points out a huge pile of sand. He says to the Italian guy, "You're in charge of sweeping." To the Scotsman he says, "You're in charge of shovelling." and to the Chinese guy, "You're in charge of supplies." He then says, "Now, I have to leave for a little while. I expect you men to make a dent in that pile of sand." So when the foreman returns after being away for a couple of hours, the pile of sand is untouched. He asks the Italian, "Why didn't you sweep any of it?" The Italian replies, "I no hava no broom. "You saida to the Chinesea fella that he a wasa ina charge of supplies, but he hasa disappeared and I no coulda finda him nowhere." Then the foreman turns to the Scotsman and says "And you, I thought I told you to shovel this pile." The Scotsman replies, "Aye, that ye did laddie, boot ah could nae get meself a shoovel. Ye left th' Chinese gadgie in

Gibberish
Her heart races as she pulls the cloak tighter around her. "I will take his place, I will take his pain," she announces as she hopes this will work. A commotion ripples through the crowd in confusment. A stern, cold voice echos out, "Your pain is not worth his, woman!" "Really," she snickers as she removes her hood, "Are you sure?" Gasps and sighs break out as her identity is revealled. "I will take every blow and every detail of torture as long as he will have none." "This is not what is done, begone from here. Your kind does not belong." The crowd begins to stir. Her reply is merely "What don't believe that you have the strength to hurt me?" Knowing this would surely get them going but also that this would make it worse. "Fine! Let's begin," As several hooded figures move closer as the glints of metal reflect off the moon light. As they begin she turns to him and begs "Darling, leave. You don't want to watch this." He just shakes his head.

What Would You Do???
OK LETS SAY U WERE KINDA SEEING SOMEONE OFF AND ON FOR 4 MONTHS AND THEN THEY FINALLY TOLD YOU SOMETHING THAT U KINDA KNEW WAS TRUE BUT WAS HOPING IT WASN'T? WHAT IF U FOUND OUT ANY KIND OF RELATIONSHIP U HAD WITH THIS PERSON WAS BUILT ON A LIE? WHAT WOULD U DO???

If You've Wondered..
If anyone has wondered where I'm been and what i've been doing.. here ya go.. Okay so I'm a busy person. I've got a lot on my plate right now. I have my kids to take care of a house to clean and clothes to wash. My Mom's cancer is now back. I've got ot run her around because she won't and "now" can't drive. Between appointments for her, my kids and myself I have let myself go. But just in the past month or so I've been trying to get back to who I used to be. I started at the gym and I have been tanning to boost my self esteem. Because at this point I need it. I've been slacking with friends and family because I've been soooooooo busy with everything I have to do day to day. Worst part about it is I often get told I have to take my mom to an appointment the morning she's due to go. So any plans I had to do anything around the house, the kids or myself is right out the window. She's bipolar and demands attention all the time. I feel like a terrible person because I do all I

My Ct Friends!
I just want to thank you all for the love that you have shown to me! If I havent gotten back to you via comments/emails/etc, I apoligize, Im working on it though! Everyone here is so great! I love you guys!! Much love!! XOXOXOXO

Help In First Contest ...
I WOULD JUST LIKE TO START OUT WITH SAYING A BIG THANKS TO ALL OF YOU WHO HAVE BEEN HELPING BY RATING AND COMMENTIING MY PIC IN THE BEST BACK TATTOO CONTEST.... ALSO WANT TO THANK EVERYONE HOW HAS BEEN POSTING AND REPOSTING BULLETINS AS WELL .... I HAVE REALLY APPERICATED ALL THE HELP SO FAR ... BUT WE ARE FAR FROM OVER SINCE IT IS RUNNING THRU THE 11TH .. SO PLEASE KEEP THE COMMENTS AND RATES COMING ... JUST CLICK ON THE PIC BELOW TO TAKE YOU TO THE PAGE ... :)

Rolling Thunder I Love You - Thank You
Rolling Thunder ~ I Love You! Thank you! No Memorial Day weekend in the capital is complete without the ritualistic rumble of Rolling Thunder. For 20 years now, the nonprofit group has led a ''Ride for Freedom'' along the National Mall, a full-throttle demonstration in support of soldiers held captive or missing in action. An unidentified U.S. Marine salutes as participants of the 20th annual Rolling Thunder Ride for Freedom drive in front of the Lincoln Memorial, seen in background, Sunday, May 27, 2007 in Washington. (AP Photo/Caleb Jones) Thunder rolls, tears rain on Vietnam vets' parade The ponytails might have grayed, and they're not as lithe as they were 40 years ago, but for the Harley-riding Vietnam veterans who descend on Washington for Memorial Day, it's a chance to remember and reflect on the war that changed their generation. An estimated 400,000 motorcyclists swarmed the capital at the weekend for the 20th Rolling Thunder event. Many were vete

A Plane Is On Its Way To Houston When A …
A plane is on its way to Houston when a blonde in Economy Class gets up and moves to the First Class section and sits down.The flight attendant watches her do this and asks to see her ticket. She then tells the blonde that she paid for Economy and that she will have to sit in the back. The blonde replies “I’m blonde, I’m beautiful, I’m going to Houston and I’m staying right here!” The flight attendant goes into the cockpit and tells the co-pilot that there is a blonde bimbo sitting in First Class who belongs in Economy and won’t move back to her seat. The co-pilot goes back to the blonde and tries to explain that because she only paid for Economy she will have to leave and return to her seat. The blonde replies, “I’m blonde, I’m beautiful, I’m going to Houston and I’m staying right here!” The co-pilot tells the pilot that he probably should have the police waiting when they land to arrest this blonde woman who won’t listen to reason. The pilot says “You say she’s blonde? I’

Old But Good
One day, a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very Sexy nightie. "Tie me up," she purred, "and you can do anything you want. " So he tied her up and went golfing. ************************************************** A woman came home, screeching her car into the driveway, and ran into the house. She slammed the door and shouted at the top of her lungs, "Honey, pack your bags. I won the lottery!" The husband said, "Oh my God! What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?" "Doesn't matter," she said. "Just get out." ******************************************** Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is a husband. ********************* A Polish immigrant went to the DMV to apply for a driver's license. First, of course, he had to take an eye sight test The optician showed him a card with the letters 'C Z W I X N O S T A C Z.' "Can you read this?" the optician asked. "Read it?" the Polish guy replied, "I know

Work
I am so sick and tired of my job!! I fucking HATE it! I just want to quit! All I ever hear is I am gonna get fired. The owner is a fucking retard! I repeatedly told him what is going on at the place I work! Because he wanted to know! But wait that was just a huge waste of oxygen and TIME! I should have just quit!! When I had the chance!!! I hate them fucking morons!!!!!!!!!!!!

Looking Back..from My Better Half..
Sitting here and looking back, Down all the roads we've been.. Honaestly I must confess, I'd do it all again!! I know sometimes it's hard to see, Just where this path will lead. But know sweet girl, if truth be told, your all i really need. So anytime you've lost the light of the flame that we call "we". Know in your heart, together girl, The two of us can see.. I'llnever play the martars role. I'm just a mortal man. But I'll do my best to lift you up to Love you best I can. So down this road, I think I'll see, I think that you will too, How many ways can one man say, That **** , I LOVE U!!! I LOVE YOU, ROOSTER

Stalkers Dream Come True
I walked into your room saw that you were sleepin very quietly walked over to you pulled the covers down ,you were wearing that red nighty with no undies and the site of your magnificent vulva excited me so much my hardon was straining my pants.I was literally hurting from the pressure I took off my pants listening to your breathing to make sure you were not waking I knelt down between your legs gazed at your magnificent pussy. I had left the door open just enough the light stopped before it hit your eyes as always the juice from your pussy was just amazing glittering like dew on a petal in the morning sun.I started to stroke myself staring at your pussy within 30 seconds i could feel my cum rising and forced my self to stop.I leaned down and inhaled takin in your scent my senses were going wild. Lightly as i could I placed my mouth on your pussy and o so softly started workin your folds with my tounge I moved up a little takin your clit into my mouth letting my tounge just rest

10 Things In Golf That Sound Dirty
1. Look at the size of his putter. 2. Oh, dang, my shaft's all bent. 3. You really wacked the hell out of that sucker. 4. After 18 holes I can barely walk. 5. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip. 6. Lift your head and spread your legs. 7. You have a nice stroke, but your follow through leaves a lot to be desired. 8. Just turn your back and drop it. 9. Hold up. I've got to wash my balls. 10. Damn, I missed the hole again.

Update On Ray
He went back to the doctors today and they made a big deal of him coming in today. He has a nurse that comes out twice a week now and when she reported back to his doctor he was concerned. He made a mistake on his IV meds, he was supposed to be doing one of them every 24 hours and he was doing it the way they were in the hospital every 12hours, and they say that he is depressed. So now he has to report to his doctors every day. He is still having a hard time breathing and he continuously has to turn his oxygen up more and more. In my heart I believe that they let him out of the hospital too soon, but of course he says no. He just dont want to be away from home more than he has to be. But if he dont get any better they are gonna wind up putting him back in. They seem to think that maybe one of his oral antibiotics is clashing with his morhine and ativan so they stopped it and now have him on 2 water pills so hopefully that willhelp him get all that icky mucus up and out of his lungs. I

Im Chatting
OK I'm feeling the need to reiterate this even though it says it all over my page. NO I DONT use other messengers! I don't have AIM, MSN, and while i DO have yahoo Im very rarely on there as I have way too many stalkers from yahoo chat days that cant seem to leave me alone so yeah I know my shoutbox doesn't work because i have it set to family only for a reason. I will still chat with you in user comments or even in Cmail sometimes but take note even some of those will go ignored like the where are you from, how old are you, are you single, and how can i see your private pics messages. ALL of these can be answered by simply taking the time to read my page and I figure that if you are too lazy to do that, then im just too darn lazy to send you the answers. Thats the problem with guys on Cherrytap! They don't PAY attention! Do you realize how many GUYS you are telling oh baby wanna see my huge cock to? Most of them actually have salutes with mens pics so if you took the time to look a

Chronicals Of K-bone Chapter 2: Court Room Built By Chaos
As my eyes finally open,I look around and I see a nearly crowded house in an old abandoned broadway theater.All clans concerned to the Camarilla.I look to my right and I see my tremere sire,Rolf,become decapitated and result himself into a pile of ashes.After that I heard the new prince,Sabastian LeCroix,speek like a dictator to his people.But sadly the more I listened to his speech,the more I cringed at the thought of him "ruling" L.A. in the name of the Camarilla.And before LeCroix could finish speeking on my fate that was somehow "laid on his hands", The leader of the Anarch Tribe,Nines Rodregas,opened his mouth out of frustration and pitty on this little fly... Nines:THIS IS BULLSHIT!!!! Lecroix:....If Mr.Rodregas would let me finish,I have decided to let this Kindred live.Consider me no more of a juvicator then an unlawful jury..... I faded out after that,hungry,about to let my beast loose all over him...But I knew better....I knew better.After the Gorilla on Steroids aka

Chronicals Of K-bone Chapter 1:lost Forgiveness
"The missing peices will soon fit togeather" Yeah I've heard that line one too many times before...But this time,after my embrace,I can understand what it means. Was embraced illegally(well according to the Cammarilla) in Santa Monica,LA.A mixed breed of Malkavian,Brujah,and Tremere.After waking up I almost thought that my old life would mean nothing to me....I was more wrong then anyone would of thought.For after my embracing,my sire,Janette Vorreman who owned a Dance Club called the Asylem not so far from my old haven,Told me after waking up "Here my childe,drink this blood for it will revitilize you." At that moment I was left speechless,but figured "Ehhh Why not?minus well make the best of this situation while it lasts!"And after drinking more of her blood,She told me who I was...and sadly her voice still echos in my head. "With these visions and abilitys and your insight,thou shall be forever scared with a big M!" I never would of figured back then what she was talking abou

Cherry's Cherrie's Cherries
Ahh This sight is to much, have enjoyed it tremendously, Chat with so many great people, been hit on by a few guys, thanks boys now I know how woman feel. I will conduct myself accordingly from now onn. I have read some crazy profiles, if you need someone I'll try to help in any way. Seen some beautiful pics of woman, and read some of the most incredible stories I've ever heard. Hell even met a fellow jumper "fuck you asshole" (It's a skydiving thing) Go hangout at a DZ some time and learn to live. Everyone owes it to themselves I'm still not gonna post pics of my baby, but I'm so stoked when I see others have it reminds me of my daughter when I see all the familiar experiences. Much love to my sister who invited me here, like I have nothing better to do then hang on cherry tap. Those of you whom I've met are very cool and I enjoy your company so don't be strangers. Thanks Cherry Tap for the great site, and so much fun. I needed it. Be Safe people, Play hard, a

Danny
As i sit here in my room images race through my mind of that faithful november day walking home from school that day i quickly realize i would never be the same and as i came upon his limp body I realize my friend, had kept his word 14 yrs of living doesnt prepare you for this Anger inside because he is what i miss pain i feel is all cause of me he was hurting why couldnt i see Changed me forever the way i think and feel in that split second he flipped my world things that i thought would be were just a mirage of smoke my vision has become a blur and my body numb Rage runs through my veins where love was long ago my soul needs time to mend as i say goodbye to a dear friend

A Blonde Goes On Who Wants To Be A Millionaire
Regis: "Barbara, you've done very well so far - $500,000 and one lifeline left -- phone a friend. The next question will give you the top prize of One Million dollars if you get it right ... but if you get it wrong you will drop back to $32,000 -- are you ready?" Barbara: "Sure, I'll have a go!" Regis: "Which of the following birds does not build it's own nest? Is it........ A-Robin B-Sparrow C-Cuckoo D-Thrush Remember Barbara its worth 1 Million dollars." "I think I know who it..but I'm not 100%... No, I haven't got a clue. I'd like to phone a friend Regis, just to be sure. Regis: "Yes, who, Barbara, do you want to phone? Barbara: "I'll phone my friend Maggie back home in Birmingham." (ringing) Maggie (also a blonde): "Hello..." Regis: "Hello Maggie, its Regis here from Who Wants to be a Millionaire-I have Barbara here and she is doing really well on $500,000, but needs your help to be a Million. The next voice you hear will be Barbar

Am I Pretty Enough Now?
Girl:Hey Boy: What? Girl: I really like you. And I... I think I'm falling in love with you. Boy: Ok... Girl: What do you mean "ok"? Boy: I don't like you like that... Girl: Why not? Boy: I can't tell you... maybe another time... From then on, the girl kept asking the boy "Why not?" whenever she saw him, and he kept answering the same answer of "I'll tell you later." Finally the girl got fed up. Girl: I'm tired of this! Tell me why you don't like me! Boy: Do you really wanna know why? Girl: Yes! Boy: It's because you're ugly as fuck! What's the point of going out with someone when they're not pretty?! Girl: But... I... Boy: Just shut up and leave me alone! The boy leaves and the girl is sitting there alone, crying her heart out. Then her cell phone rings. Girl: Hello? Mom: Sweetheart? I want you to go home, ok? I'll be home from work in a few hours. Girl: Alright Mom. Mom: I love you. Girl: I love you too, Mom. Mom: Bye Bye.

Peep Wrote This To Me Yrs Ago!!!
Looks like another b-day your tuning thirty one. You'll be just a little cuter, before the day is done. Let's have a little drive, cause every day that I'M with u i know that i'm alive. Perhaps you have a craving for afternoon delight, You've allways looked so sexy, No need to wait till night! Your just a little better, And just a little mine. Could O take you to a movie? Could I take you for a walk? Or perhaps you'd rather talk?? In town for baubbles, A midnightrendouzous, I'm never be so busy, I can't spend some time with you.. I hope your day is special, I also hope you see that ever;yones aq holiday When I have you here with me!!! Luv, Rooster...

My Dreram Lover
she came to me last night,again.I closed my eyes for what seemed like a second and I was in her world. I could see her in the distance standing there beconing me to come to her.she is a powerfull creature she is not to be denied nor would i want to she has a supple skin very pale almost glowing,dark eyes that pierce through all my facades right to the core of me she sees me naked ,helpless, defenses down and yet i am not uncomfortable i am secure knowing that even through all my flaws and impurities she still comes to me. She floats on the air lightly dancing and smiling her wings are black as the night singed on the edges from dancing to close to the fire she is neither angel nor demon she is a child of the shadow born of darkness but not ruled by it. I approach her slowly gazing upon her.no story has ever described a creature so lovely she spins in the air teasing me my heart is pounding my throte is dry as i get closer she settles to the ground ,wings out ,showing me how impressive

And I Thought I Was Having A Rough Couple Days....
My friend was thrown in jail last night. Big story i know but its how he was thrown in jail that really ticks me off. His bail is set at $600 and i can pay 200. Another friend is paying 300 and i dont know who will cover the rest. How he was thrown in your asking, by a crazy ass wife (soon to be x-wife) that took out a restraining order on him. This was made after he threatened to kick the shit out of the guy she was having an affair with. Well, she kept bothering him, calling him obscene names, and just being a bitch. Well, being an idiot he was he went over there not really knowing what to expect. She wants to fight bring a ballbat outside swings at him, misses, he catches her gets it out of her hands. While the whole time her new lover (which is also her cousin) is inside the house just watching. Another cousin of her's walks up, we dont know if she was sleeping with him as well, he lets go of her and she picks up the bat again. Well, this time when she swings she do

I'm Totally It
You're a 90's kid if: You can finish this [ice ice _ _ _ _ ] You remember watching: -Doug -Ren & Stimpy -Pinky and the Brain -AAAAAAAH Real Monsters! -Rockos modern Life. You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!" You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west philidelphia born and raised . . ." You remember: -TGIF -Step by Step -Family Matters -Dinosaurs -Boy Meets World. You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons. You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school. You remember reading "Goosebumps" You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school. You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not when everyhting was settled by: -rock paper scissors or -bubble gum bubble gum in a dish or -daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky. when cops and robbers was a daily activity. when we played Hide and

Yet Another Retarded Person
->'~*~Dj...: SHIT STARTED CUZ HE WAS TOLD TO GET HIS ASS OUTTA SOMEONE ELSE'S BIZ. AND SHE TOLD HIM TO STFU. HE BANNED HER.WHAT GAVE HIM THAT RIGHT TO BAN HER? CUZ HE GOT BUTT HURT? GET REAL '~*~Dj...: what a farse jessa if it was equal shit wouldnt have started ->'~*~Dj...: in bdr we treat EVERYONE AS EQUALS.NO ONE IS HIGHER GET THAT THREW YOUR HEAD TWIT ->'~*~Dj...: he also riduclued A CLOSE FRIND OF MINE she wasnt new to me just my lounge what gave him that right ->'~*~Dj...: lmao i did. i told him he can come back if he appolgized he said he would but he didnt want back so i told him ok hun do what is right but im not gonna sit and beg for you back i dont beg to anyone.sorry '~*~Dj...: what because u "loved him" gave u the right to treat him like a no0b and ridicule him as u did nah LOVE doesnt work like that Jessa when u love someone u back them up 100% regardless and well that was proven quite well ->'~*~Dj...: excuse you. i LOVED ADAM you stupid twit. you on th

A Little Fun
I opened the door and stepped inside made my way down the hallway stopped at the bedroom door i heard something leaned in just a little there it was a soft moan and the rustling of covers.I peeked around the corner there you were laying on your back legs spreading. my heart started racing.I slowly and very quietly unbutoned my pants slipped off my shoes you were very soflty caressing the lips of your pussy i unbuttoned my shirt and stood there fully naked my cock throbbing i could already see the pre cum leaking out of me making the head all shiney. I glanced back at you i could see your pussy starting to become excited your lips were parting ever so slightly i could just see a glimmer of juice as your fingers dipped in for a taste of what was to come. I grabbed my cock and felt it twich from the excitement i thought about how i loved your pussy i could spend hours sampling the dew off your petal how i yearned to trace the folds of your vagina with my tounge lovingly circle

My Little Slave
i call her shadow ,she moves like one,she cannot be caught and yet she is always there,she will do my bidding,cannot be destroyed,she shys from the light and gets lost in the darkness her presences is reassuring her absence is unsetteling. she came to me out of the darkness calling me master.I have felt her presence all my life but like a shadow she has remained just out of touch.Her gift is sublime she gives herself without thought only wanting to please her master and yet she is here by her free will i own her soul and she mine.the trust developed is like no other.....So take hede my gentle reader,the trip i will take you on from here out would only make sense if you can comprehend your own shadow ... she sat in the candle light soft music playing in the background face demure she sat on her knees and heels,eyes downcast,hands palm down on her leggs she waits for me she waits for my instruction,my desire ,my firm hand if need be.I sit beside her in my red wingback gazing u

Squid Porn (ahh Yeahh)
SEX TRAP FOR GIANT SQUID A team of scientists from New Zealand is hoping to use sex to record the first ever images of a live giant squid. Scientists have so far had to piece together clues from dead specimens. Marine biologist Dr Steve O'Shea is leading the group hoping to lure the huge cephalopod into view by taking advantage of what he believes is an annual migration of the animals to a particular area in New Zealand waters. He thinks the female giant squid - like its cousin the cuttlefish - may secrete a sexual scent to attract a mate. "We want to have several cameras suspended in the water column - maybe triggered by some sort of acoustic signal - such that when any animal comes into the range of the camera, the camera turns on," Dr O'Shea told BBC World Service's Discovery programme. X-rated "Because the animals are migrating into New Zealand waters to breed, they are very randy," the Auckland University of Technology researcher said. "The freezer ba

Motorcycle Riders
Just to let you know we care. For all who Know Motorcycle Riders I saw you, hug your purse closer to you in the grocery store line. But, you didn't see me, put an extra $10.00 in the collection plate last Sunday. : I saw you, pull your child closer when we passed each other on the sidewalk. But, you didn't see me, playing Santa at the local mall. I saw you, change your mind about going into the restaurant. But, you didn't see me, attending a meeting to raise more money for the hurricane relief. : I saw you, roll up your window and shake your head when I drove by. But, you didn't see me, driving behind you when you flicked your cigarette butt out the car window. I saw you, frown at me when I smiled at your children. But, you didn't see me, when I took time off from work to run toys to the homeless. : I saw you, stare at my long hair. But, you didn't see me, and my friends cut ten inches off for Locks of Love. I saw you, roll your eyes at our l

Going Away Fer A Few Days
Hi friends just wanted to let yall know I am going into hospital tomorrow morning...been sick as hell for few weeks now and am not sure how long I will be there. I will be back on when I come home. Will miss yall...Talk to yall soon as I am able to...Take care friends.

Bye Bye Fabulosity Fake Salutes..
...Here's an update on FAKE Fabulosity aka Funluvinnatalie who has STOLEN pictures from Nicole Graves (a porn star - check out nicolegraves.com or cocoexposed.com) to use on her page. SHE'S DELETED HER SALUTES!! ....as of this morning. This is what those fake jobs looked like, for those who missed it: ...now they are gone. All that's left is for her to go. Thanks everyone for the support! Fabulosity™@ CherryTAP

Nightwish - Sleeping Sun! Itsays A Lot About Me This Song!
Nightwish - Sleeping Sun Lyrics The sun is sleeping quietly Once upon a century Wistful oceans calm and red Ardent caresses laid to rest For my dreams I hold my life For wishes I behold my nights A truth at the end of time Losing faith makes a crime I wish for this night-time to last for a life-time The darkness around me - shores of a solar sea Oh how I wish to go down with the sun Sleeping Weeping With you Sorrow has a human heart From my God it will depart I`d sail before a thousand moons Never finding where to go 222 days of light Will be desired by a night A moment for the poet`s play Until there`s nothing left to say

My Friends Are So Special To Me
YOU GUYS HAVE REALLY HELPED BRING SMILES TO MY FACE EVERYDAY AND YOU ALWAYS KNOW HOW TO MAKE SOMEONE FELL SPECIAL...TY SO MUCH Largest Database of ImagesFor Comments And Profiles at FreeCommentTags.com

A Little Story
i walked in and saw you sitting there with those big doe eyes collar on leash in hand i stopped in my tracks as always mesmerised by your sexualness you stood and crossed the room i snapped out of my trance took the leash from your tiny hand "have you been good today?"i asked knowing the answer seeing the slight glistening of your fingers as you handed me your leash. "no daddy"you whispered in that angelic voice,"i was thinking about your big hard cock and ....well ..... i " "get on your knees" i said sternly you looked me right in the eye i saw the flush of your cheek rising trying hard not to show your pleasure at what you knew was coming. "now you have to undress me "i said you reached down untied my shoes and took them off i reached down between you leggs and put hte leash through and pulled it up behind your back and i heard your breath stutter as the soft nylon slid across your already swollen clit and as you reached up to unbutton my pants and let them fall i

Daily Notes- June 7, 2007
Well, I can finally breathe better! Makes it a bitch to smoke a cigaratte! I am still pretty lonely! Of course I love sex(DUH). jUST TO HAVE SOMEONE OVER TO KEEP ME COMPANY WOULD BE GREAT! WATCHING MOVIES, playing games like dominoes or EATING. Just whatever. Anything but sitting at my desk, by myself.

Whats For Dinner Tonight Kidd-o's
Asian Beef & Vegetable Stir-Fry 1 1/4 pounds boneless beef top sirloin steak, cut 1-inch thick 4 cups assorted fresh vegetables, such as sugar snap peas, broccoli florets, bell pepper strips and shredded carrot 1 clove garlic, minced 1/2 cup prepared stir-fry sauce, preferably sesame-ginger flavor 1/8 to 1/4 teaspoon crushed red pepper 3 cups hot cooked rice 2 tablespoons unsalted dry-roasted peanuts (optional) 1. Cut beef steak lengthwise in half, then crosswise into 1/4-inch thick strips. 2. Combine vegetables and 3 tablespoons water in large nonstick skillet. Cover and cook over medium-high heat 4 minutes or until crisp-tender. Remove and drain. 3. Heat same pan over medium-high heat until hot. Add 1/2 of beef and 1/2 of garlic; stir-fry 1 to 2 minutes or until outside surface of beef is no longer pink. Remove. Repeat with remaining beef and garlic. 4. Return all beef and vegetables to pan. Add stir-fry sauce and red pepper; heat through. Spoon over rice.

Another Night Without Sleep ^_^
You ever get the sense that you’re falling and for some reason you’re mind just will not except that it is you’re fault in the first place? Well I’m having one of those days right now it’s 4AM and I just can’t sleep I really tried to as well I slept until 3AM then just could not get back to sleep something woke me but there was nothing there but something tells me something was in my room as my dog started to bark just outside my window so here I am writing my thoughts and drinking a shitty tasting RED EYE (POWER) .... I made some very shitty diction lately you know! Mmm first I screw up a friendship I was actually liking and believe me I did the royal screw job this time! there is no way of saving my ass from that one.... but well I don’t know I had a feeling like it was going to end and for the first time I am sorry to see it end there was something there that I just liked you know.. That kind of connection I have yearned for .... (Sigh) ah well its all good I guess... I’m damned an

Friends
time after time you were always there even when i felt like lift wasn't fair So these words i say here are to let you know i care I'll be here when life gets to hard to bare cause our friendship is precious like life itself No words can explain what you mean to me your heart, mind, and compassion These things are what set you apart and dear to my heart I'm blessed to have a friend like you I hope you feel the same way too So take these words before i part And believe me when i say they come straight from my heart When life gets to hard and you need time to mend Don't worry i'll always be here , proud to call you a dear friend

Autograph - My Girlfriend's Boyfriend Isn't Me
AUTOGRAPH - My Girlfriend's Boyfriend Isn't Me (Foxworthy, Plunkett, Isham) Ha Ha...Let me tell you a story It's a rocky road that's on a roll When he makes his move it takes it's toll When she looks back I lose control They talk so secretly, and I know what it means My girlfriend's boyfriend isn't me Her mind is stuck on "wait and see" I hope it's temporarily My girlfriend's boyfriend isn't me Like a bad habit she can't break The more she gives the more he takes She's walkin' into a mistake It happens easily, and I know what it means My girlfriend's boyfriend isn't me Her mind is stuck on "wait and see" I hope it's temporarily My girlfriend's boyfriend isn't me You know it makes me feel so bad To know her kids won't call me dad She was the best I ever had Her kind of lovin' drives me mad They say three's company, and I know what it means My girlfriend's boyfriend isn't me Her mind is stuck on "wait and see" Well, I know it's temporarily (My gi

The Jimmy Situation!!!!
Ok everyone, know I have been gone for a while, and not sure when I will be back... My hubby, which most of you know, Jimmy Sway, is waiting trial rightnow back home in KY!!!! He got arrestted by the feds last thursday and I am not sure how long he will be gone for... anyways, just wanted to tell everyone what was up....

My Wish
As I dreamt you were mine with your long dark hair & your beautiful eyes We lay side by side and heart to heart As we look into each other eyes with our arms embracing each other I whisper that I will love you forever As our two souls become one and our love strengths day by day I will always love you and nevr stray

One Mo' Time......
Yup It's happened again. I was a fool. No big shocker there. But ya know what? I'm okay with it. When I look back, and really reflect, It's been comin for awhile. My end of the situation grew out of control. His end just died somewhere along the way. The promises and dreams held me there. But I can only hold on for so long with no rope. In the beginning, there was lots to grab onto. Seems the more I grabbed, the less he wanted to give. It's fine. I'm fine. He's free to fall in love a million times a day. Which is what he does best. I'm free to continue my journey. I will always love him. That can't be stopped in my heart. I can only hope that somewhere in his, he will too. Oh yeah, and one more thing........ Keep searching through the stones, you already passed up the Diamond.

We Do Not
All ye inhabitants of the world, and dwellers on the earth, see ye, when he lifteth up an ensign on the mountains; and when he bloweth a trumpet, hear ye. Isaiah 18:3 AN ENSIGN ON THE MOUNTAINS 7 June 2007 Sixty-three years ago yesterday, the Battle of Normandy in the Second World War began. Starting out with what citizens of the United States, Canada, the United Kingdom, and others know as D-Day, nearly three million troops were landed in western Europe and, from the largest amphibious military operation in human history, began what we learned in school as the liberation of a continent from the Nazi tyranny. It may seem now that victory was a foregone conclusion, but the event which began with establishing themselves at Normandy was just the beginning. Germany under the Third reich didn't fall for another eleven months, and the Second World War didn't formally end until Japan surrendered three months after that.

What Kinda Shit Is This???
Daily Horoscope: Leo For June 7,2007 Feelings are just that -- feelings. They're a type of information and should neither be condemned nor elevated. Learn to sit with what comes up and you'll find a whole new arena of

Im Sorry
I JUST FOUND OUT MY 24 YEAR OLD NIECE JUST FOUND OUT THAT SHE HAS STAGE 3 BREAST CANCER SHE MEANS THE WORLD TO ME AND IM LEAVING CHERRY TAP TO TAKE CARE OF HER ITS A VERY HARD DECESION BUT I HAVE TO I WONT HAVE TIME TO DO ANYTHING TO DO THIS AND ILL MISS EACH AND EVERYONE OF U MY EMAIL IS montana4164@yahoo.com if anybody wants to keep up to date love peace to all

I Loved These Thought You Would Too
01. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning." 02. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet." 03. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!" 04. My mother taught me LOGIC. " Because I said so, that's why." 05. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me." 06. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident." 07. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about." 08. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper." 09. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!" 10. My mother taught me

Have A Good Day
I hope all my friends are having a wonderfulday. May this find you all enjoying the summer months ahead and relaxing. I am looking firward to being able to get out and enjoy some fishing around here.. Have a good day all

"innocence" - Sarah Buxton
It's the first time that I've been here Since I was here with him I remember all the wild flowers Waving in the wind Life was an undiscovered river I was jumping in Head first It was sink or swim, do or die Sneaking out on summer nights Stealing wine from my Pa The thrill of not getting caught And now and then I miss those days But coming back to this place I realize it ain't him I miss It's that young girl, wide-eyed, first love One time innocence Yeah We ran off to the corn field Just outside the county fair There were butterflies in my stomach And fireflies in the air He tried hard not to show it Oh, but he was just as scared as me And it was sink or swim, do or die Sneaking out on summer nights Stealing wine from my Pa The thrill of not getting caught And now and then I miss those days But coming back to this place I realize it ain't him I miss It's that young girl, wide-eyed, first love One time innocence Yeah And coming here has made

New To Cherry Tap
Hello there all. I am new to Cherry Tap. I am used to MySpace so this is kinda different for me. If there is anything you would like to know or need to know about me, all you have to do is ask. Like for starters, I am a loving wife to a wonderful man and mother to 2 beautiful boys. I just turned 30 and let me tell ya, it dosen't feel any different than 21. I am a Karaoke DJ and part owner of Mama's Karaoke in Anaconda, Montana. So...guess what I live in Anaconda, Montana. Also, I am co-founder of the Montana Paranormal Research & Investigations Society. We have recently done an investigation at the Old Montana State Territorial Prison. It was a fun experience and quite exciting. For more on that please visit our site at www.myspace.com/jjmpris. Other than that, if you want to know more about me, like I said, just ask.

Time For A Change
I had my hair cut today. Now, this is in no way earth shattering news, but you have to understand that I've had long hair for 10 years now. In fact, I've not had a hair cut in 10 years. I've trimmed it myself a few times, but today was the first time in 10 years that I've let someone else use scissors on my head. I know I've said "10 years" three times now, but think about it.... a decade of the same hair style. When my son was born, I began to let my hair grow out. It's been a very hard 13 years... since my brother was shot and killed. Maybe this is my way of moving on... finally. This past year was a year of growth for me. I got a new job, and a new car... well, new to me. The two years prior to that were hard years... with no job and very little money. But, I think I needed that too.. to grow stronger within myself. I've always said that compared to burying my brother, the only thing that would cut deeper would be to lose my kids. Well, after living in poverty..

Be Prave To Love!!
Get More at COMMENTYOU.com I,m now sad and little "angry" when i wrote this... but it,s helps myself to realise something and when i pary,i ask God to help me write honestly... WE NEED LOVE!!!!!!! We cant notice allways how we dont have love.,but invariably effect for that are sad. WHY? In christianity it must be build-in,and there have to live God,who want to bring to ligh,that love,in connections of people. Allways when come brutality,disregard,assumption or something else comes between. God,s will never hapend. God,s plan is to reach,poor-.sinful-,mortal people base on that His own people,those who are believings,divide that love. We have to love people who they are and where they are. This is PURE love. When we be unsuccessful in love,that is very serious thing. And sometimes it,s annul to opportunity to God to attract those who really need Him. Thing is that!In first!Most of people cant understand or experiance God,s love apart to the that lo

Someone Is A Friend
Someone is thinking of you someone cares about you. someone misses you someone wants to hold your hand. someone wants you to be happy. someone wants to hug you. someone will do anything for you. someone needs to know your love is unconditional. someone wants to tell you how much they care. someone wants to stay up watching movies w/ you. someone wants to hold you in their arms. someone wants to see you. someone wants to be your lover. : ) someone loves you for who you are. someone loves the way you make them feel. someone wants to be with you. someone wants you to know they are there for you. someone is glad that you're their friend. someone is wishing you would notice them. someone wants to get to know you better. someone wants to hear your voice someone loves you.

Two Doves In Love
TWO DOVES IN LOVE There was a little white dove sitting on a branch feeling so lonely, so she flew off into the open blue skies. When she sored the open skiesshe was happy some but that was get to be lonely aswell. She saw a branch and landed on it for awhile. There was a big white dove flying around looking for love hoping to find his soul mate. he has sored for years searching for her and never seems to find her. As he sores he noticed a little white dove sitting on a branch so he flies over and sits down besides her. As they sit there together they rub heads and beeks. He flies off only to return with a worm for her. He knows she is the one he has been looking for, so they sore off in the blue sky soring for the rest of their lifes in happiness.

If The Cavs Win It All..........
As some of you may know, I live in Cleveland, OH. Our pro basketball team is in the NBA finals. Now this cities major pro teams have not won a major championship for 50 years or so. That being said, I think this city will tear itself apart. Now the Cleveland sports fan part of me wants to see a Cleveland team win something. I grew up in New England during the Larry Bird years and I also grew up a Red Sox fan (sorry, the "Tribe" will always be #2 in my heart Cleveland fans) so I have seen and felt the joy of seeing my team "win it all". There is almost 2 generations of Cleveland fans who have never had that feeling. Now, some of you may know this, but I manage an apartment building in downtown Cleveland, about a mile from the "Q" where the Cavs play their home games. This past Saturday, when they won the Eastern Conference finals, downtown went nuts, I got called into work and had to try to protect my building from people trying to celebrate by busting my building up. I kept our d

Anyone Want To Chat With Me?
Okay. Well if anyone want to chat with me more. I know that I am not going to be on cherrytap much but if you wanna chat with me, you can text me. Text "AsianLotus" to 35777 . Or if you prefer http://www.livemobilelink.com/asianlotus . I have another picture of me on there. I look forward to hearing from all of you! Wink. ;)

Americas (un)justice System
OJ SIMPSON..MICHALE JACKSON AND NOW PARIS HILTON..In the whole world 95 % of the people knew they all were quilty..Money and fame are really counting much more then real justice:-((.. LOS ANGELES, California (CNN) -- Paris Hilton was let out of jail Thursday morning, days after she began serving what was to have been a 45-day sentence for violating probation, a spokesman for the Los Angeles County Sheriff's Department said. Hilton must wear a monitoring bracelet and remain at her home for another 40 days, said sheriff's department spokesman Steve Whitmore. Medical considerations "played a part" in the decision to offer Hilton home confinement for the remainder of her sentence, Whitmore said. (Watch Whitmore detail Hilton's deal ) He said privacy rules prohibited him from giving details about the medical issues, but celebrity Web site TMZ.com earlier quoted sources saying Hilton was refusing to eat much of the jail food served her. Whitmore said that after "extensive con

Online Status
My online status reflects alot about me. Some of you who know me and my sister Dontcha, already know this. I am not sure how many of you actually have Dontcha for a friend also, but about 90 percent of the time, she and I will have some crazy ass status up. There are a few who ask to join in the goofin... The more the merrier I say! Here is Dontchas link, add her if you like. ~Dontcha™~S.B.A.B. & ~ Elite*Bombers~@ CherryTAP Some times tho, we'll fk up and it looks stupid. But you see, that is just another reflection of Meee. Because sometimes stupidity can be hilarious! And if you are laughing at me, that means someone else is getting a break. lol If I am working on something either on, or away from the computer, I will set my status to where 99.999 percent of most normal people can tell what I am doing. During this time, please dont shout me, I may not get your message. Cmail me. Because sometimes I get quite a few shouts while I may be outside working in the

Deleating 2
just to make a few things clear i am only deleating pepole i have never talked to or any thing the friends and family i keep we may not talk alot but we do at times so all who i have accpeted and never talked to i know it was only for points

Fuck The The Games
it is really fucked up when all you do is care,love and give someone your heart.you do what ever you can to be there for them you buy them little things to make them feel special.but they tend to pay attention to everything else you try to be romantic and they dont realize it then they drop you like a bad habit and think everything is fine

Untitled Love Poem
You came into my life unexpectedly, and everything took a turn for the better. Your warm eyes, your laugh, the sincere way you speak, and the kindness you showed me, all became a part of my life. As you unfolded yourself to me, I discovered more and more beauty. I have never seen so much gentleness in one person. Without even knowing it, you were slowly making a place for yourself in my heart. It used to seem so hard at times to feel so close in a relationship. But it’s so easy to feel close to you. I can’t tell you how nice that feels. I realize now that I had never known what it meant to be loved until I was loved by you. - Laura Baker -

7 %
A holy man was having a conversation with the Lord one day & said "Lord, I would like to know what Heaven & Hell are like." The Lord led the holy man to two doors. He opened one of the doors & the holy man looked in. In the middle of the room was a large round table. In the middle of the table was a large pot of stew, which smelled delicious & made the holy man's mouth water. The people sitting around the table were thin & sickly. They appeared to be famished. They were holding spoons with very long handles that were strapped to their arms & each found it possible to reach into the pot of stew & take a spoonful. But because the handle was longer than their arms, they could not get the spoons back into their mouths. The holy man shuddered at the sight of their misery & suffering. The Lord said, "You have seen Hell." They went to the next room & opened the door. It was exactly the same as the first one. There was the large round table with the large pot of stew which made t

The Road To Wisdom
It's funny how we look at others and think how wise they are, or how much more someone might know than we do. When the reality is that we are all wise in our own way. What makes those that seem wise to us different from ourselves is that they lived more. It's not always about how long someone went to school, or how long they've been on their job, or even how old they are, but it is about how much they've lived. It is living that brings experience, and experience that brings wisdom. True a five year old shouldn't know more than a Fifty year old , but they will if that Fifty year old had never done more than gone to work each day , and watch television every night. I have had the privilege of doing things and going places that has given me knowledge that is immeasurable. It is those experiences that make it easy to help others, but I never forget that there is always more for me to learn, move life to live, more people to meet, and more places to see. Yes, there will always be some

Photo Requests-no Interest?
No interest from friends, fans etc out there as to what type of photos I should put up next? I know people want nudes (lol) and thats not a problem but was wondering if there was anything specific? Please comment in the blog and not thru the shoutbox because less I know you i do not respond to them and they do not always work anyway! So i am taking requests!

Another Loss....rip Debbie Ardito
I just found out that another close family friend passed away today. I haven't seen her in years being that she moved to Florida a long time ago. She loved all of us kids sooooo much! She was there from the day I was born and I was close to her kids growing up. I will miss you Debbie!!!! Wish I would have had the chance to say goodbye...I'll love you always!!! RIP... Debbie Ardito

At Your Feet
At Your Feet Where are you tonight my love? What is it that you do? It's true my heart is torn apart When I'm not with you What enchanted thoughts swim through your head? Are any of them of me? When, my dear, you go to bed Is it my face you see? Who is honoured with your presence now? And do they even care? The thought of you not being admired Fills me with despair Do they appreciate your loveliness? Do they marvel at your splendor? Do they love to hear your velvet voice? Do they adore your smile so tender? If they do not Then they all are fools and had you been with me Every day, my love, you'd be a king because that's what you are to me I'm at your feet and I come with gifts my body, heart, and soul They're yours to do with as you please to command and to control I give myself with all my heart I'm yours for all of time Your slave, your queen, your anything only say that you are mine - Taryn Grace -

I Just Want To Cry!!!!
I am not one to have emotional breakdowns, but the stress level at work is just getting too much. I have been working 10 - 12 hour days for the past 3 weeks because we are seriously short staffed and there is no end in sight. And they keep piling more and more work on me. Its bad enough that I have double the people to support that I had before, but know they are piling the email migration to Outlook on top of that. I just don't know how much more I can take before I break down in tears.

What Is It That I Love?
If asked why I love her I would say It’s the curve of her hips, the thickness of her thighs. It’s the fullness of her lips, the love in her eyes. It’s the softness of her skin, the silk in her hair. It’s the twist in her walk. How she always seems to care, it’s the sweetness in her talk. It’s the way she loves me that makes me love her each day. That is what I would say.

People I Hold Dear To Me!
I WONDER, WHAT LIFE HAS IN STORE FOR ME.... IF YOU COULD SEE YOUR FUTURE AND WHAT IT HOLDS FOR YOU, WOULD YOU WANT TO SEE? IF YOU SEEN IT, WHAT WOULD YOU DO? WOULD YOU DO ANYTHING DIFFERENT? IF YOU HAD ONE CHANCE TO CHANGE EVERYTHING IN YOUR FUTURE... WHAT WOULD YOU DO? WOULD YOU DO EVERYTHING THE SAME? I GUESS THAT'S SOMETHING ONE WILL NEVER KNOW... IF I COULD CHANGE ONE THING... I DON'T THINK I WOULD. I GUESS THAT FALLS IN "EVERYTHING HAPPENS FOR A REASON" I HAVE ALWAYS BELIEVED EVERYTHING HAPPENS FOR A REASON. I MEAN... I LOOK AT ALL THE PEOPLE I'VE MET... EVERYONE AROUND ME, MY LIFE IN IT'S OWN.. I WOULDN'T CHANGE ANYTHING. I HAVE MET A LOT OF GREAT PEOPLE. THE ONE'S I WILL CARRY WITH ME FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE. I COULD NAME ALL OF YOU OFF, BUT AGAIN... I WOULD BE HERE FOR HOURS ON END... I CAN START TO NAME OFF THE ONES I CHERISH VERY DEEPLY. The Enigma AKA: The Black Winged Angel Mystêfyï ~I.B.I.C.~Dirty South Crew~ Romeo..'I'm here Now & Forever'..Nuff Said DJ

Ride To The Redwoods
Saying Hello and sending much luv to my blog readers. This will be my last blog entry for a few days. Tomorrow I will be riding with a few of my California friends up into the redwoods. No laptop, cell phone. Hopefully I will have plenty of pictures to post. Tuesday the 12th I begin my trip back to Florida. My drive east from the San Francisco area will take me to Reno, Nevada. From Reno to Salt Lake City, Utah then onto Cheyenne, Wyoming. From Cheyenne to Lincoln, Nebraska then south to Kansas City, Nashville to Atlanta and into Florida. Any of my CherryTap friends on my route? that would be cool to know.

From: Al
Once you read this letter you must send it to 14 people that you really care about including the person that sent it to you. If you receive at least 7 back then u are loved. nobody knows what they have until they lose it. You never leave the person whom you love by the one u like, because that person who u like will leave you by the person whom they love. Tonight right at 12:00 am at night your true love it is going to realize that they LOVE you! something is going to happen to you between 1:00 and 2:00 a.m. Tomorrow be ready for the greatest shock of ur life. If you break this chain, you are going to have bad luck in love by the next years. send this to 15 people in 15 minutes. do it if you wanna know who ur real love is! I promise you my love I promise you my heart I promise you my life I promise we'll never be apart I promise not to hurt you I promise to never make you cry I promise to always trust you I promise not to lie I promise you forever

Quiz
Advanced Global Personality Test Results Extraversion |||||| 26% Stability |||||||||||| 43% Orderliness |||| 20% Accommodation |||||||||||| 50% Interdependence || 10% Intellectual || 10% Mystical |||||||||||||| 56% Artistic |||||| 23% Religious |||| 16% Hedonism |||||| 23% Materialism |||||||||||| 50% Narcissism |||||| 30% Adventurousness |||| 16% Work ethic |||||||||| 36% Self absorbed |||||| 30% Conflict seeking |||||||||||||| 56%

Names For People Who Cheat.
Have you ever thought about names for people who cheat? I mean the names for guys that cheat are such as player, pimp, stud, etc. That's what guys call themselves a ton. Think about it, all the names for guys who cheat alot are all positive. For girls it's such as h**, wh***, etc. Now all the names for girls are all negative. Girls and guys call girls that who cheat. Think about it, guys are basically encouraged to cheat and to "play" around. Girls are defenitly discouraged. Now think more, does it seem fair that girls are not allowed to while guys are basically expected to cheat? Girls are supposedly to expect their bfs to cheat on them. For guys, the girls are not allowed to at all even if they do it themselves. What are your thoughts about it?

One Of My Poems Of What I Was Feeling
PRAISING YOU your love is as deep as the ocean and you're our almighty king you said you will noy forsaken me so why do I feel so alone and not good enough to recieve your everlasting love? I fall to my knees with a broken heart that only you can heal. waiting for my sins to be washed away only to confess to you because you are all forgiving . Please grant my restless mind peace and comfort so i may praise you like the magnificent GOd that you are. May I rest in your glory. *DMJ* 2007

The Magic Of Love
Love is like magic And it always will be. For love still remains Life's sweet mystery!! Love works in ways That are wondrous and strange And there's nothing in life That love cannot change!! Love can transform The most commonplace Into beauty and splendor And sweetness and grace. Love is unselfish, Understanding and kind, For it sees with its heart And not with its mind!! Love is the answer That everyone seeks... Love is the language, That every heart speaks. Love can't be bought, It is priceless and free, Love, like pure magic, Is life's sweet mystery!! - Helen Steiner Rice -

Playgrounds
Playgrounds are the scene of many of our most favored childhood memories. What makes a playground dream significant is who accompanies you and what age you are in the dream. It is not uncommon to have a playground dream where the dreamer is the only child among adults or the only adult among children. These dreams usually indicate that there is a disparity between how you are acting in the world and what a more appropriate disposition would be. You may need to either lighten up or take yourself more seriously, depending on some of the distinct images in the dream. Equally important in the playground dream is the presence of particular friends or family members. This is especially true if they have passed away in waking life but participate in the dream as living characters (see dead people as live characters). Dreams of this nature are often pointing towards incomplete relationships that are either repeating themselves in waking life or need resolution. A 44-year-old woman reports

Field Trip
We took the kids to the park today; really the only kid we were worried about was the child I'm 1:1 with, since disruptions in routine and the unknown cause meltdowns. Another teacher and I raided ours and the therapists' rooms to find things to keep him occupied. I stocked up with a puzzle, small blocks and a bunch of other small things and chips and m&m's. But he surprised us all and was pretty much fine. The first five or ten minutes on the bus weren't much fun, but I dug out the puzzle and he was fine the rest of the ride. We went to the park playground, which he loved, and then took a walk to see the boats. We played duck-duck-goose and parachute games, and then I chased him around because all he wanted to do was run, lol. On the ride back to school he zonked right out; he's not real used to getting outside and running around. So it was a much, much better day than I had expected it to be. I love it when he has good days :)

Free Service
ladies of all types welcome.does your hectic lifestyle leave you stiff and sore?i am a professional masseuse and i am willing to aide you free of charge.in or near the akron area?head to toe rubbdowns and every thing in between.all you have to do is make an appointment.

Dear Love.....
to whoem it maY CONCern:: you KNOW whO YOU ARE... IM sorry i was not wHAT YOU thOUght i WAS. im SORRY THat i hurt you so BADLY. BUt i deserve to BE happY TOO. AND THAT IS WHAT I WAS THINKING ABOUT . I was not happy STAYing at HOMe i was not hAPpy Stay up all hours for the NIGHT DOING NOthing BUT watching TV. i was NOT HAPPY ALways getting a guilt trip.. and listening to your whoa is me shit..... I WANT a man that CAN keeP UP WITH ME mental... i Want someONE WHO REalizeS WHAt im about... i love you boo. BUT I KNOW that we wouldn't go anywhere.. because i would be the one tyhat wants a better life and the only one working my ass off to get that.. i would not beable to have A FAMILY DUE TO THE FACT THAT IT TAKES 2 incomes to afford it... i was happy for a min and i tried to not lose it.. but my head was louder then my heart... love IS NOT ALL YOU NEED... I DON'T WANT TO LLIVE LIKE A HIPPIE GET HAND OUTS... i want the americA GOD DAMN DREAM...... i want to find my match.. i tried to be

I Will Try Not To
I will try not to miss you in the morning sun. I will try not to miss you when the day’s begun As I try I will keep picture of you in my heart Faded and old more precious than gold So it can keep me warm during cold nights Keep me company when I am down and lonely. And wherever I roam so I will never be alone So I will try not to miss you in the morning sun. I will try not to miss you when the day’s begun Knowing in my heart I hold your picture so near Til the day I can come home an be with you dear….

A Blonde's Year In Review!
January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight. February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels.....Helllloooo!!!.....bottles won't fit in printer !!! March - Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....box said '2-4 years!' April - Trapped on escalator for hours..... power went out!!! May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....wrong instructions....8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!! June - Tried to go water skiing......couldn't find a lake with a slope. July - Lost breast stroke swimmin competition.....learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!! August - Got locked out of my car in rain storm.....car swamped because soft-top was open. September -! The capital of California is 'C'.....isn't it??? October - Hate M & M's....they are so hard to peel. November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days . instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!! December - Couldn't call 9

Can You See Me?
Can you see me? Look hard. Beyond the smile, behind the eyes? Can you see me? Im here. Inside the clothes, under the facade. Can you see me? That little voice, within you deep, crying to be heard. Can you see me? The real me?

Friendship, Or Not
Don’t want me to get hurt, don’t like to fall into dirt, over and over again, every time it is me they slain. Why can’t this pain just stop, why do I screw everything up, didn’t take care of her at the begin, but now it’s to late I committed a sin. I forgot that I was number one, she didn’t had any boyfriends at that time and now its gone, right now I’m aiming for her to be a friend, maybe we will near the end. I am not making any move, she shall be the one to help this friendship improve, I tried enough for now, I just hope she tries somehow. Damn I still care, today I saw her rare, but when I saw her, you could see the pain I had to endure. Friends say she is finding it difficult too, but when I see her I can’t believe that is true, I believe my friends no doubt, so I’ll believe without an cry or shout. I just hope she contacts me soon, I wish I was in paradise near a lagoon, hope she and I can be friends, and if not t

New Poem
The dawn awakens the world to find I have not slept again. All week long for monthes now I can not sleep at night. I have tried everything, the only thing that seems to work is curling up with someone and not just anyone. I don't know what to do, as if I don't have enough stress as it is, to not sleep is only adding fuel to the fire.

Winter Moonlight
The snow, so peaceful and serene, caressed by the soft moonlight, gave magical feelings to the night. The soft blue glow, the lovers' words that then did flow, their lips closer and closer until, locked in the throes of a passionate embrace, he decided to express his feelings, to keep her safe. He whispered softly, his words like music to her ears, "I Love You," and her response the same, heard like the gentle breeze, "And I, love you, forever." That was the night they promised to be together through everything, each to care for the other when old and gray A lovers' pact the most likely to last. - Krista J. Mikula -

Wednesday 5/7/07
Just another average day, I've been listening to music and watching tv, and voicing with a friend for awhile. I'll chat on phreik.com and listen to crushfm later on this evening when things get busier. Well, I guess I'll end this here since not much has happened today so far. Have a good day all.

'a Blonde's Year In Review'
January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight. February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels.....Helllloooo!!!.....bottles won't fit in printer !!! March - Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....box said '2-4 years!' April - Trapped on escalator for hours..... power went out!!! May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....wrong instructions....8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!! June - Tried to go water skiing......couldn't find a lake with a slope. July - Lost breast stroke swimmin competition.....learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!! August - Got locked out of my car in rain storm.....car swamped because soft-top was open. September -! The capital of California is 'C'.....isn't it??? October - Hate M & M's....they are so hard to peel. November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days . instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!! December - Couldn't call 9

I Need Comments
so everyone knows me as blue eyed country girl but i was thinking about shortening my name but i dont know what to. so i was wanting feedback on if i should and if i did what would b some ideas. please comment on this. i will appreciate it.

The Long Awaited Trip
AS SHE SITS IN THE LOBBY OF THE UNITED AIR LINES TERMINAL, SHERRY KEEPS LOOKING AT HER WATCH. ALLI’S PLANE WAS DUE IN 30 MINUTES AGO AND HER PALNE HAS NOT ARRIVED YET. SHERRY IS GETTING VERY IMPATIENT MUTTERING TO HERSELF THAT SHE TOLD ALLI TO TAKE AN EARLIER PLANE BUT ALLI DIDN’T LISTEN. SHERRY IS SITTING THERE IN A PAIR OF TIGHT JEANS THAT REALLY SHOW OFF HER TIGHT ASS AND A WHITE BUTTON DOWN SHIRT, UNBUTTONED JUST TO SHOW A LITTLE CLEAVAGE. SHERRY IS GETTING MORE PISSED AS THE MINUTES GO BY. SHE IS GETTING MAD AT HERSELF BECAUSE SHE DOSEN’T USUALLY WEARS WAKE-UP BUT NOT ONLY DID SHE SPEND AN HOUR PUTTING THE RIGHT MAKE-UP ON BUT SHE CALLED HER FRIEND OVER TO HELP HER. SOMETHING SHERRY HAS NEVER DONE BEFORE. SHE JUST KEEPS SITTING THERE MOVING NERVIOUSLY IN HER CHAIR HOPING THAT ALLI LIKES HER WHEN THEY MEET. FORGETTING THAT SHE HAS NEVER MET ALLI IN PERSON BEFORE ONLY SPOKE TO HER AND THEY EXCHANGED PICTURES SHERRY KEEPS VOWING TO KILL ALLI FOR MAKING HER WAIT. 10 MINUTES LATER SHER

I Took This From A Bulletin To Put Here Hahaha
you send me, or any other woman, a shout that contains the phrase 'hey! i just uploaded a pic haha you wanna check it out haha?' It better damn well not be of your cock, and if it is, that wang better be the most magnificent cock to ever dangle between the legs of a mammal on this planet....and it better play music, vibrate, spit diamonds and shout my name. If it doesn't, and we still grace your smegma laden picture section with our presence... we will most likely rate it and maybe even leave you a comment. That is our way of soothing your insecurities, not because we want to screw you but rather because we don't want to be 'that girl' who ruins you for the rest of your life. If you press on and ask her 'did you like it?' You have now become fair game for her to cut both your balls off and serve them on an e-platter for all the internet to scoff at.... However, if she still remains an angel and tells you 'sure, it was nice'.. WARNING, do NOT ASK ANY MORE QUESTIONS... lea

Thursday?
It's feelin like Friday though it is in fact Thursday. For the the next hour and a half I have to kill time... I really don't want to be here today. Yes! It's another club night. I'm looking forward to it too. I was there last night but left and came back... Didn't shoot pool, I was to tired from the night before... Oh well! That is life in the slow lane!

The Cabin
SAM AND TRACY PLANNED THIS WEEKEND FOR OVER A MONTH. ALL THEY WANTED TO DO WAS GET AWAY AND RELAX AT A CABIN THAT SARA’S (TRACY’S CLOSE FRIEND) CABIN IN THE MOUNTAINS. THE 2 OF THEM LOAD THE CAR UP AND THEY ARE OFF. AFTER 4 HOURS OF DRIVING THE ARRIVE AT THE CABIN. THE PLACE IS SURROUNDED WITH SNOW AND THE TEMPETURE IS BELOW FREEZING. SAM TELLS TRACY TO START UNPACKING THE CAR AND SHE GOES OFF FOR FIREWOOD. TACY UNPACK AND PUTS ALL THE CLOTHES AWAY BEFORE SAM GETS BACK WITH A LOAD OF FIREWOOD, ENOUGH TO LAST THEM THE WHOLE WEEKEND. TRACY TELLS SAM THAT SHE WANTS TO TAKE A SHOWER AFTER THE LONG RIDE AND SAM TELLS HER TO GO AHEAD, SAM JUST WANTS TO LOOK AROUND AND GET HER BEARINGS OF THE PLACE. TRACY GOES INTO THE BEDROOM TO GET UNDRESSED AND SHOWER, FIRST SAM STARTS A NICE LITTLE FIRE IN THE FIREPLACE TO KEEP WARM THEN SAM STARTS LOOKING AROUND SHE GOES FROM ROOM TO ROOM JUST TO CHECK THE PLACE OUT. WHEN SAM GETS BACK TO THE LIVINGROMM TO CHECK THE FIRE SHE NOTICES A PICTURE ON THE FIR

A Warm Summer Night
IT WAS A WARM SUMMER EVENING AND ALLIE WAS SITTING ON THE COUCH AT HER SUMMER HOUSE ON THE BEACH READING A BOOK. THERE WAS A KNOCK ON THE DOOR. ALLIE GETS UP AND OPENS THE DOOR, ITS SHAUNA. ALLIE INVITES HER IN. THEY WALK TO THE BACK PROCH OVERLOOKING THE BEACH AND OCEAN AND SIT. ALLIE OFFERS SHAUNA A GLASS OF WINE AND SHAUNA QUICKLY SAYS YES. THEY ARE BOTH SITTING AND TALKING FOR A WHILE WHEN SHAUNA SUGGESTS THAT THEY TAKE A WALK ON THE BEACH. SHAUNA AND ALLIE WALK BAREFOOT DOWN THE DARK BEACH; THE ONLY LIGHT IS THAT OF THE MOON SHINING OFF THE WATER. AS THEY WALK ALLIE REACHES OVER AND TAKES SHAUNA’S HAND HOLDING IT AS THEY WALK AND TALK. ALLIE IS TELLING SHAUNA HOW SHE HAS NOT HAD ANYONE ROMANTICLY IN HER LIFE IN QUITE SOME TIME. THEY WALK FOR A WHILE AND SHAUNA SUGGESTS THAT THEY SIT FOR AWHILE AND LOOK OUT AT THE CRASHING SURF. AFTER WHAT SEEMS LIKE FOREVER, SHAUNA LEANS OVER AND GIVES ALLIE A SMALL KISS ON HER LIPS. ALLIE KISSES BACK AND SHAUNA TAKES IT TO MEAN THAT ALL

A Trip To Savannah
Laura picked up the phone and was confused by the telephone number having never seen a call come into her cell phone with that exchange. Hello, this is Laura she said with uncertainty of who it could be. Hi Laura, this is Allie the caller said in a soft voice. It took a few seconds of confusion for the name to register in Lauras mind. Allie from Myspace? she said with surprise in her voice. Yes, did I catch you at a bad time? Allie said sensing nervousness in Lauras voice. No, Im sorry Allie, it just took me a second to figure out who you were because I gave you my cell phone number a few weeks ago and have not heard from you well I was just caught off guard I am so glad you called me. Allie paused for a moment and replied back Laura, Im sorry for not calling before. You know, I saw your picture and profile online and I was definitely attracted to you and I made contact with you because of that. When you responded I was thrilled, but like you, I am new to this and I needed time to sort

Tainted
Sliced skin Open wounds Smeared makeup Torn clothes Bruised skin Busted lip Broken nose She cries in fear of losing her life Nowhere to run Nowhere to hide Feeling as if there's no choice But to put an end to everything To her life To everything she has gone through For her it will be a blur For us Another story Another lie She cries at night before she ends her life story Watch her as she takes this weapon and runs it across her body Watch as her blood trickles down her arms onto her fingertips dripping onto her toes She cries in pain hoping it will all go away Maybe someday it will...

The Elevator
THE ALARM CLOCK RINGS, ALLIE ROLLS OVER TO TURN IT OFF. SHE LIES IN BED THINKING ABOUT THE LONG DAY AHEAD OF HER. AT 9AM SHE HAS A MEETING WITH HER NEW ACCOUNT THAT WILL SET THE TONE FOR HER FUTURE WITH HER NEW COMPANY. SHE SITS UP IN BED RUBBING THE SLEEPINESS OUT OF HER EYES AND THEN JUMPS IN THE SHOWER. AS SHE DRIES HERSELF OFF SHE IS THINKING ABOUT WHAT TO WEAR FOR THE DAY. SHE WANTS TO LOOK FEMININE BUT SHE ALSO WANTS TO LOOK POWERFUL. SHE DECIDES TO WEAR HER NEW GREY SUIT, THE SKIRT IS SHORT ENOUGH TO SHOW OFF HER SEXY LEGS AND THE JACKET WITH THE RIGHT BLOUSE CAN BE QUITE REVEALING. SHE LOOKS IN THE MIRROR AS SHE PUTS HER MAKE-UP ON, TAKING HER TIME TO MAKE SURE IT IS JUST RIGHT. ALLIE WALKS OVER TO HER DRESSER AND TAKES OUT A NEW LACE BLACK BRA THAT WILL MAKE HER CLEAVAGE STAND OUT AS SHE REACHES FOR HER PANTIES SHE DECIDES THAT NOT ONLY DOES SHE WANT TO LOOK SEXY, SHE WANTS TO FEEL IT AS WELL, SO SHE TAKES HER NEW THONG AND GARTER BELT OUT AND PUTS THEM ON THEN HER STOCK

A Night To Never Forget
ALLIE SAT ON HER COUCH, LOOKING CLOSELY AT AN INVITATION SHE RECEIVED A COUPLE OF WEEKS AGO. IT WAS FOR HER BEST FRIEND TAMI’S BATCHELORETTE PARTY THAT WAS TO BE HELD LATER THAT EVENING. THE INVITATION SAID THAT A LIMO WOULD PICK THE GIRLS UP BETWEEN 8 AND 9 PM. ALLIE HAD NO CLUE WHERE THEY WERE GOING AND WHAT TO WEAR, ALL SHE KNEW WAS THAT IT REQUESTED THE GIRLS TO WEAR AN OUTFIT THAT THEY WOULD NEVER THINK OF WEARING TO GO ON A DATE WITH. ALLIE JUST SAT THERE AND THOUGHT ABOUT HER DILEMMA. “WHAT IN THE FUCK CAN I WEAR?” TIME WAS GETTING LATE SO ALLIE WENT IN AND TOOK A SHOWER. WHEN IT WAS OVER, SHE STOOD AT THE MIRROR BLOW DRYING HER HAIR AND JOKINGLY BUT HER SHORT RED HAIR IN 2 SMALL PIG-TAILS COMING OUT THE TOP SIDES OF HER HEAD. STANDING THERE NAKED IN THE BATHROOM SHE THEN STARTED TO APPLY HER MAKE-UP THINKING THE WHOLE TIME THAT SHE IS GOING TO DO HERE EYES IN A VERY SEXY STANDOUT SORT OF WAY. AS SHE STOOD THERE NAKED, SHE WENT THROUGH EVERY PIECE OF CLOTHING IN HER CLOSET AND

I'm Back
Hey I’m Back From Vacation I’m Been Gone For About 2 ½ Weeks Needed Time Off From Work You Know How It Is My Friends {All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy} I Wanted To Thank Everyone That Sent Me E-Cards And Remembered My Birthday You Guys Are The Best Thank You; I Apologized If I Haven’t Responded To Any Messages I Was Just On Vacation Mood Relaxing Enjoying The Hot Sun I Will Write Back My Friends……. I just had to step out and get some fresh air; I Took the First Plane the hell out Of N.Y.C LoL Ha-Ha. I Had The Wonderful Opportunity To Visit My Family In Miami Beach FL It Was So Beautiful and And Sunny Sunshine all day. South Beach was awesome You guys need to check it out +Wes-Willis+ The Specialty Bar In Frozen Drinks And Once Your Done You Just Walk Across The Street And Enjoy The Beach Wow Lots Of Beautiful Bikinis LoL Ha-Ha. The Clubs On South Beach Are Always Pumping Some Serious Music, Real Cool Trendy Clubs Where Anything Goes The Miami Lounges Are Very Stylish And Ele

Wow
wow i must say that i was very skeptical of this whole CT thing, whether it was just bad relationships in the past or just being new to this whole CT thing... But I have met someone that just makes my mind race, someone that i love talking too, someone i love looking at and someone I would love to be with. The crazy thing is she lives in TX!!! How can i be very attracted to someone so far away??? Well i think it is easy, she is cute, funny, interesting, intelligent, crazy, sexy, mature, basically everything i have been looking for... oh well just wanted to speak my mind a little, there will be more later, you can count on it!!!

1907
?? THE YEAR 1907?? This will boggle your mind, I know it did mine! The year is 1907. One hundred years ago. What a difference a century makes! Here are some statistics for the Year 1907 : ************************************ The average life expectancy was 47 years. Only 14 percent of the homes had a bathtub. Only 8 percent of the homes had a telephone. There were only 8,000 cars and only 144 miles Of paved roads. The maximum speed limit in most cities was 10 mph. The tallest structure in the world was the Eiffel Tower! The average wage in 1907 was 22 cents per hour. The average worker made between $200 and $400 per year . A competent accountant could expect to earn $2000 per year, A dentist $2,500 per year, a veterinarian between $1,500 and $4,000 per year, and a mechanical engineer about $5,000 per year. More than 95 percent of all births took place at HOME . Ninety percent

Love Is Over Rated
Come on people you cant really believe that there is true love. Its the dumbest thing I have ever heard of. Love is like Santa Clause. You think its real until you grow up and get a clue. Love is nothing but emotions run rampant. If everyone understood the true meaning it would make life easier for everyone. Love is nothing more than security and habit all rolled into one. You "feel" safe and you feel "secure" but its all a crumbling wall of lies that once shaken will fall to the ground. Get over it a see it for what it is. No one on this earth is that selfless that they will sacrifice everything for another person. Everyone has their price and that doesn't always mean its financial gain. People have their own dreams and ambitions. There will always be someone or something better out there. It's human nature to always strive for something better. I've been considered heartless and cold. All that is very true. I'm ok with that. I like being that way. I like being protected and gua

My Autobiography (survey)
Fill this out IN YOUR OWN WORDS and repost as, my autobiography. -Prologue- 1. WHO took your default pic? The ghost of Christmas Future and he was naked.. 2. Exactly what are you wearing right now? Shorts and a shirt unbuttoned 3. What is your current problem? None at the moment 4. What makes you most happy? Discovering my morbid side with Angie... 5. What's the name of the song that you're listening to?? Killswitch Engage - Break the Silence 6. Do you like MTV? Sometimes 7. Name something that annoys you about people? Possessive and judgemental -------------------------------------------------------------------- Chapter 1: MYSELF 1. Nickname(s)? Fuzzy 2. eye color? brown 3. hair color? black ------------------------------------------------------------------- Chapter 2: FAMILY 1. Do you live with your parent(s)? No 2. Do you get along with your parent(s)? Hell no 3. Are your parents married/separated/divorced? Divorce

Watch Us Have Sex!
sign up on imlive.com to watch us fuck live! just follow this link http://imlive.com/vippath.asp?hnumber=292278 and then look for us online...we are MikieMartin. its free to sign up...but yes it costs money to watch people. or maybe you want to become a host yourself and get paid to have people watch you have sex or masturbate...doesnt matter if your a girl, a guy, straight, gay, a couple, into fetishes, they have a category for everything...if you want to be a host follow this link http://imlive.com/vippath.asp?host=y&hnumber=292278

"longing"
Special are the days when I think of you Special are the nights when you're in my dreams Oh the pain...the longing To be touched by you...Kissed by you I wake up from a dream To reach out but you're not there It wasn't at all what it seemed I only long to have you here to see you...feel you...TASTE you I want you to be with me...inside of me To give you all the love you're due To show you what true lovers can really be You're already in my heart...in my soul it took you to make me completely whole.

Rainy Day :d
Today is so gloomy and I love it! Past couple days have been hell and it' s nice to get an ice cold shower from the heavens to cool my jets. Well.....just came to write some waste of time lines and see how much of you actually come read my crap!!! Hehe....round of applause for those who do!

Ghetto Spellin' Bee
Leroy is a 20 year-old 5th grader. This is Leroy's homework assignment. He must use each vocabulary word in a sentence . 1. Hotel - I gave my girlfriend crabs, and the ho tel everybody. 2. Dictate - My girlfriend say my dictate good. 3. Catacomb - I saw Don King at da fight the other night. Man, somebody get that catacomb! 4. Foreclose - If I pay alimony today, I got no money foreclose. 5. Rectum - I had two Cadillacs, but my bitch rectum both. 6. Disappointment - My parole officer tol' me if I miss disappointment they gonna send me back to the joint. 7. Penis - I went to the doctors and he handed me a cup and said penis. 8. Israel - Tito try to sell me a Rolex. I say, "man, it look fake." He say, "Bullshit, that watch israel." 9. Undermine - There's a fine lookin' ho living in the apartment undermine. 10. Acoustic - When I was little, my uncle bought me acoustic and took me to the poolhall. 11. Iraq - When we got to the poolhall, I tol' my u

Yesterdays
Yesterdays, My Wall's are chiped paint Like a old story, My floors are well walk on like my despare, Light that shines through to cover shadows of my past yesterday, Bring me that Light to covers up my frown, I smile when I smell cooking that makes me remember good and sad times, Just being one is Ok with me I look to the corner of my eye's, I rememeber those times but i see no one that I once knew, I see my floors well walked on like my past , I can't share my sight I can share my stories like peices of old chiped paint lying on the floor, Let me be that light that shines through to make you once rememeber, Rememeber that Despare Saddness are least of our worries, But to touch sight an smell are our memories, They are every thing that gives us the chance to relive our yesterdays, A Yesterday I can share with you. CPR 2007 James Landry.

June 7,2007
Feelings are just that -- feelings. They're a type of information and should neither be condemned nor elevated. Learn to sit with what comes up and you'll find a whole new arena of possibilities. HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM I know what feelings I have cannot wait to confirm these feelings i have

Its Not Me Its A Bloody Joke Lol
Female Hormones "Yesterday scientists in the revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones. To prove their theory, they fed 100 men 12 pints of beer and observed that 100% of them started talking nonsense and couldn't drive..."

Johnny
Johnny wanted to get jiggy jiggy with a girl in his office, but she belonged to someone else... One day, Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said, "I'll give you a $100 if you let me screw you. But the girl said NO. Johnny said, "I'll be fast. I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down, and I'll be finished by the time you pick it up. " She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her boyfriend... So she called her boyfriend and told him the story. Her boyfriend says, "Ask him for $200, pick up the money very fast, he won't even be able to get his pants down." So she agrees and accepts the proposal. Half an hour goes by, and the boyfriend is waiting for his girlfriend to call. Finally, after 45 minutes, the boyfriend calls and asks what happened. She responded, "The bastard used coins!"

The Last Things A Woman Would Ever Say
10. Could our relationship be more physical? I'm tired of being just friends. 9. Go ahead and leave the seat up. It's easier for me to douche that way. 8. Hey, get a whiff of that one! 7. Please don't throw that old T-shirt away. The holes in the armpits are too cute. 6. This diamond is just way too big. 5. Does this make my ass look too small. 4. I'm wrong, you must be right again. 3. Wow! It really is 14 inches! 2. I think hairy balls are so sexy. 1. I won't even put my lips on that thing unless I get to swallow.

Extra Large Condoms
A woman walks into a drugstore and asks the pharmacist if he sells size extra large condoms. He replies, "Yes we do. Would you like to buy some?" She responds, "No, but do you mind if I wait around here until someone does?

Tired
u know the more i sit here and i do thinking maybe i should go back to the old me where i just didnt care about anything what people said or done it just seems like the people i trust screw me over well im tired of it dont say u have feeling when u dont dont say ur going to do something and dont do it i dont need this i got enought stuff on me as it is so if ur going to talk to me be honest i dont need the drama in my life like i said i have enough drama going on now if u really care about sum one let them know but u dont realize what u have until u dont have them

My Story Of Abuse
No human being should be subjected to physical, mental or verbal abuse. One human being has alot of love to give, when the right person shows them how to love and be loved. My story has only been told to a few people. I lived through physical abuse for many years. Starting from a child up. When the life you live is all you know, you tend to think this is how it should be lived. Well my story is a little different, but regardless abuse is abuse. We as humans don't deserve this from anyone. This maybe a way for you to show power, control. All I see it as a weakness. A weekness in wich you need to strike someone to proove power and control. I married the man of my dreams the love of my life. Until one day, he met another love of his life. Crack. His useage became more and more. His rage became stronger and meaner. When the supply ran out, I was his punching bag. For many years I did stay, for the same reason many woman do. Security, fear, low self esteem. More so the fear of my lif

Dont Hate Me Its Just A Joke Lol
Blonde's again tut tut tut Q: What do you call a blonde with a dollar bill on her head? A: All you can eat under a buck. Q: Why is a blonde like a hardware store? A: They are both 10¢ a screw! Q: What is a blonde's favorite nursery rhyme? A: Humpme Dumpme! Q: What did the blonde's right leg say to the left leg? A: Nothing. They've never met. A: Between the two of us, we can make a lot of money. Q: What's the mating call of the blonde? A: "I'm *sooo* drunk!" Q: What is the mating call of the ugly blonde? A: (Screaming) "I said: I'm drunk!" Q: Why do blondes wear green lipstick? A: Because red means stop. Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: They have to have some place to rest their ankles. Q: Why do blondes where big hoop earrings? A: To put their feet through. Q: What's a brunette's mating call? A: Has that blonde gone yet? A2: When is that blonde bitch going to leave!? A3: "All the blondes have gone home!" Q: What do you say

Samoan Pride
TRUE SAMOANS Roses are red SAMOANS are brown thats my race so don't put it down!! My SAMOAN pride I will not hide My SAMAON race I will not disgrace My SAMOAN blood flows hot & true My ISLANDAH peeps I will stand by you thru thick & thin till the day we die Our SAMOAN flag Always stands high I yell this poem Louder than all the rest. cuz every 1 knows SAMOANS ARE THE BEST!!! SAMOAN Pride in my mind SAMOAN BLOOD is my kind So step aside and let me through Cuz its all about the SAMOAN crew Lifes a bitch and then u die but if your SAMOAN You die with good ass pride!!!! JUST SHOWING SUM LUV....

Signs You Might Be A Redneck
You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk. You think "taking out the trash" means taking your in-laws to a movie. You take a load to the dump and bring back more than you took. You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids. You ever cut your grass and found a car. The Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your wife. Your wife can climb a tree faster than your cat. You think taking a bubble bath starts with eating beans for dinner. You've got more than one brother named 'Darryl'. You own a homemade fur coat. The people on Jerry Springer's show remind you of your neighbors. You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws. You can get dog hair from out of your belly button. The beer can collection in the town museum is the big tourist attraction. People hear your car a long time before they see it.

Just Needed To Vent
So, I was scheduled to work 8-4 today; here it is only 12:30 and I was sent home...sent home before our second person who came in at 7 -- sent home before several others who should've went home before me. Why? Because I let one co-worker get to me...and I told him , a bit too loudly, to shut up. Now I understand why--because the one guy who was working there today is a snitch--he tells the district manager everything--and the manager in charge didn't want any conflict. She knew I wasn't in a bad mood, hadn't been in a bad mood all day. This kid just wouldn't stop--and it was during lunch rush, so I was concentrating, trying to, on what I was doing & his nonsense was distracting. I'm batting a thousand this week--apparently I did something wrong (that's my assupmtion) Monday because on next week's schedule, the day of inspection --the 11th-- I'm whited out. And then this crap today.... I'm sure I'm going to get a real talking too when the boss is in tomorrow. This just hasn't be

Saw It And Liked It So Here Ya Go
17 ways women fail in bed 1. MILKING IT: When stroking a guy's dick don't grab it like a bus rail and start jerking it like you were milking a cow. Don't use the love sword as if it's a piece of gym equipment to strengthen the forearms. The male organ is a thing of wonder and beauty, and should be awed, worshiped and held tenderly at all times. The sensitive part is at the top (where your face should be), not two thirds of the way down. 2. ROBOTS: When sucking a guy's dick don't just get on the end of the thing and jam your head back and forward. It's a beautiful instrument; it should be caressed, inspected, kissed and licked from every possible angle. 3. SILENT FRIGHT: If you've come and cannot be coerced to scream to show your appreciation, at least make some sort of sign to inform the guy that he's done his duty and can blow his biscuits whenever he wants. 4. NO LAUGHING MATTER: Don't laugh if your creative male lover gets carried away and says things like, "Ride my hard

Thursdays Thought For The Day!
As promised, here is today's thought for the day. I will do my best to ensure I put one up each day, but you know how we eccentric artists are, right! lol A thought for the day from: Peter Britt "This temptress, she calls me, venture out into the night. Demure, but luscious, so lucsious her delights tempted. Compelled to leap, I did! Could I retreat from this passionate flower, no! Mortal man could not and I did not. The stars never so bright as now, nor was the air this sweet, filled with rich scents. She released my fears. Taken by her completely, in a rhapsody of passion. The night, no longer the demon." ©1997-Peter Britt-Krystal Vision Productions

Plutocracy Defined
Definition: Plutocracy Domain: Politics/SociologyContext: The corruption of democracy, sources of political corruption, class conflict, corporations and politics, the mass media and politics The term "plutocracy" is formally defined as government by the wealthy, and is also sometimes used to refer to a wealthy class that controls a government, often from behind the scenes. More generally, a plutocracy is any form of government in which the wealthy exercise the preponderance of political power, whether directly or indirectly. Plutocracy may also have social and cultural aspects. Thus, in Democracy for the Few political scientist Michael Parenti is led to comment "American capitalism represents more than just an economic system; it is an entire cultural and social order, a plutocracy, a system of rule that is mostly by and for the rich. Most universities and colleges, publishing houses, mass circulation magazines, newspapers, television and radio statio

Knickerless
Joe is sitting on a train across from a busty blonde wearing a tiny mini skirt. Despite his efforts, he is unable to stop staring at the top of her thighs. To his delight, he realises she has gone without underwear. The blonde realises he is staring and inquires, "Are you looking at my pussy?" "Yes, I'm sorry," says Joe and promises to avert his eyes. "It's quite alright," replies the woman, "It's very talented, watch this, I'll make it blow a kiss to you." Sure enough the pussy blows him a kiss. Joe, who is completely absorbed, inquires what else the wonder pussy can do. "I can also make it wink," says the woman. Joe stares in amazement as the pussy winks at him. "Come and sit next to me," suggests the woman, patting the seat. Joe moves over and is asked, "Would you like to stick a couple of fingers in?" Stunned, Joe replies, "Good grief! Can it whistle, too?"

An Irish Study Get To The Point
Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the head on a mans' penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two years and cost over €1.2 million. The study concluded that the reason the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft was to provide the man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published, France decided to conduct their own study on the same subject. They were convinced that the results of the British study was incorrect. After three years of research at a cost of in excess of €2 million, the French researchers concluded that the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more pleasure during sex. When the results of the French study were released, Ireland decided to conduct their own study. The Irish didn't really trust British or French studies. So, after nearly three hours of intensive research and a cost of right around €75.00 ( 3 bottles of whiskey), the Irish study was complete. They conclu

Why Trick Or Treat Is Better Than Sex
10. Guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack. 9. If you get tired, wait 10 minutes and go at it again. 8. The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some. 7. You don't have to compliment the person who gave you candy. 6. Its OK when the person you're with fantasizes you're someone else, because you ARE someone else. 5. 40 years from now, you'll still enjoy candy. 4. If you don't get what you want, you can always go next door. 3. Doesn't matter if kids hear you moaning and groaning. 2. Less guilt the next morning. AND.... 1. You can do the whole neighborhood!!!

An Irish Study Gets To The Point
Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the head on a mans' penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two years and cost over €1.2 million. The study concluded that the reason the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft was to provide the man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published, France decided to conduct their own study on the same subject. They were convinced that the results of the British study was incorrect. After three years of research at a cost of in excess of €2 million, the French researchers concluded that the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more pleasure during sex. When the results of the French study were released, Ireland decided to conduct their own study. The Irish didn't really trust British or French studies. So, after nearly three hours of intensive research and a cost of right around €75.00 ( 3 bottles of whiskey), the Irish study was com

This Is Fucken Bullshit
OK I JUST HEARD ON THE RADIO MISS HILTON HAS GOTTEN OUT OF JAIL BECAUSE OF AN ILLNESS GIVE ME A FUCKEN BREAK THE ONLY REASON SHE GOT OUT IS THAT SHE HAS MORE MONEY THAN GOD IT GOES TO SHOW IF YOU HAVE MONEY YOU WILL GET AWAY WITH MURDER AND NO ONE WILL SAY SHIT TO YOU ABOUT IT SHE IS NOTHING MORE THAN A SPOILED BITCH WHO NEEDS A GOOD DOSE OF REALITY SHOVED UP HER SORRY ASS HER AND THE REST OF YOUNG HOLLYWOOD THEY ALL NEED TO BE MADE TO UNDERSTAND THAT IF YOU SCREW UP YOU WILL NEED TO PAY THE PRICE FOR WHAT YOU HAVE DONE IF IT WAS ANYONE ELSE THEY WOULD BE MADE TO STAY IN JAIL AND HELD IN THE HOSPITAL AREA OF THE JAIL NOT SENT HOME WITH A MONITERING DEVICE ON THEM THIS PISSES ME OFF THAT HER SORRY ASS ISNT TAKING RESPONSSIBILITY FOR HER ACTIONS JUST LIKE THE REST OF US

Today And Tomorrow......
I am leaving in a few minutes to go take my oldest son to watch Shrek the Third as won passes last weekend and excited to see it. Tonight he has t-ball practice and Tomorrow is My husband Bid Daddy and I 5th Wedding Annivery as we were married June 8, 2002 and still love one another today. Well have a nice weekend everyone and see you around.

Hillbilly Love
Two Indians and a Hillbilly were walking in the woods, all of a sudden one of the Indians ran up a hill to the mouth of a small cave. "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" he called into the cave and then he listened very closely until he heard an answering, "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" He tore off his clothes and ran into cave. The Hillbilly was puzzled and asked the other Indian what that was all about. "Was he crazy or what?" "No," said the Indian. "It is our custom during mating season when Indian men see cave, they holler "Wooooo Wooooo! Wooooo!" into the opening. If they get an answer back, it means there is a girl in there waiting to mate." Just then they saw another cave. The second Indian ran up to the opening of the cave, stopped and hollered, "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" Immediately, there was an answering "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" from deep inside the cave. He tore off his clothes and ran into the cave. The Hillbilly wandered around in the woods alone for a while, and then he cam

My Bulletins Won't Post
I KEEP GETTING AN ERROR MESSAGE WHEN I TRY TO POST A BULLETIN KEEP SAYING SOMETHING ABOUT AN ERROR ON BULLETIN TYPE 1. WELL MAYBE LATER. BUT HERE IS THE BULLETIN I AM TRYING TO POST. IF YOU CAN HELP OUT THAT WOULD BE GREAT. THANK YOU. (REMEMBER TO CLICK ON THE PIC TO TAKE YOU TO THE PAGE.) SHE NEEDS YOUR COMMENTS AND RATINGS ON HER FIRST CONTEST. JUST ONE COMMENT AND RATE WOULD BE GREAT, AND IF YOU CAN BOMB IT EVEN BETTER YET. IF YOU COULD REPOST THIS, THAT WOULD BE GREAT TOO.

Free 2 Day Metal Festival!!!.... So Cal
Well we had so much fun last year we decided to do it again. Sept 14th & 15th. This will be a FREE show! We are putting it off till Sept cause it was just to hot last year. This year it will be held in the same place as last year, if you need directions just hit us up. Bring out your tent, water, booze, and all your friends cause it is going to be bigger and better this year. For those veterans out there thanks again for coming out hope to see you this year. We look forward to some new talent along with some of the ones that came out last year. We do have a running bet on who will be the first ones to show up. We will be camping out the night of the 13th so feel free to come early and get a good camping spot. Come show your support to these underground musicians or come out and party like never before, either way it will be fun. Till then Party Hard!!!!!!! contact http://www.myspace.com/metal_mayham for more info......... see you there!!!!!!!

Billy-bob
Billy-Bob was walking into town one day wearing nothing but his gun and his boots. Just as he began walking down Main Street he was confronted by the Sheriff. "Hey, Billy-Bob, ya mind if I ask you what you are doin' walkin' down Main Street wearin' nothin' but your gunbelt and boots?" "Well Sheriff, it's a long story." "I ain't going nowhere", said the Sheriff. "Well Sheriff, a couple hours ago I ran into Mary Lou in the saloon. We had ourselves a couple of drinks and then we started to feelin' kinda frisky and Mary Lou said, 'Why don't we go out to the barn?' So we did. Then we started getting real close and cuddin' and smoochin' and Mary Lou said, 'Why don't we go out back and go up to the top of the hill.' So we did." He continued, "We started cuddlin' and smoochin' some more and the next thing I know, Mary Lou had taken off all her clothes and she suggested that I do the same. So I did, all except my gunbelt and boots. Then Mary Lou laid down on the ground and spr

Words 2 Live By..
MY WORDS TO LIVE BY: If you have a hidden agenda, leave me out of it. I would prefer for you to come as you are, and not hiding behind a mask Be unselfish, I yearn to see the innocence from this world of the tainted and corrupted, learn to forgive for those who's done you wrong. Let Karma play her role, and sit back and relax Let the moments consume you and channel that to mould it into something beautiful to share the world Some of you wonder: Why do nice girls finish last? My answer: We're the ones helping others push forward and standing behind our loved ones all the way. Therefore we don't, because there is no last place. And if we all do the same for each other, we stand infinite. Keep ya head up baby. A smile goes a long way. "Once a good girl is lost......proves she was never one in the first place"

Who Says Good Girls Cant Have Fun?
Who says good girls cant have fun? Live your life to the fullest, work hard, play even harder, cherish your friends and family, love your man, and at the same time, keep your responsibilities and priorities straight. ....your probably curious on who i am.... .. Im just the girl next door you havent met... If you got to this section, you're probably interested in who I am. I'm nothing out of the ordinary, just someone who doesnt really ask for much, but the simple things in life. I live simply and independantly. I'm constantly on the go, but I try to make time for everyone. I never ask for anything more than what I already have in my life and I have great people who I hold close to my heart who inspire me to be a better person everyday. They make things interesting and keep me smiling. Mwah!! Just wanna say that I have already met the most amazing people in my life, they totally blow my mind, and make me jump for joy whenever I hear from them. But.. I can always ma

Remembering Romantic Gestures
Take a moment and thank you sweetie for some romantic gesture you really appreciated. Do not couch it as a "you used to do nice things but don't anymore". Instead, just thanks them like "It was so much fun when ... ". This will do two things. First, it will let you both share the moment again. Second, it encourages your sweetie to do romantic things by showing that you appreciate them long after the fact. HAVE a ROMANTIC DAY Hopeless Romantic

Life's Philosophies
Now this must come across everyone's mind, but its rarely discussed beyond a certain extent. To ask yourself the meaning of life is like asking the square root of pi, the answers are never short and simple, but it is interesting to know how people have come to their conclusion. No one is born knowing their outlook on life or the 'type' of person they will become, but is usually settled with one major life event or a divine intervention ie: finding religion. I'm not saying I discovered the meaning of life, but I've come across a few conclusions, and the type of people they are linked to… These are my theories in which people go through: Life's a bitch, then you die theory: You gotta do what you can because life is too short. Make that money, and make a name for yourself because you will never know when that day will come. The Kamikazee outlook. Its all about survival and being at the top. Whether it be the toughest, the richest, the hottest, you got what it takes and you know i

Two Lives As One
To the endless sorrow of night time departure into the realms of sleep We dwell within each others arms again in yet another world And in us the true fantasy spills into real life and waking time So love within the sphere of emotion, asleep, yet is like a waking dream Oh fleet of foot, an angel floats, within my sight and low and behold She dances with me..........such an honour and privilege Such beauty grace and elegance, eclipses the loveliness of the world So in my eyes she is the wonder of the whole world.....for she is....my world Faint into my arms fair angel and let me carry you forth into a dream Filled with perfection in emotion and my love spilleth over for you As beautiful waterfall does bring wonder to within my sight So you my love bring such wonders to my heart and soul To see my angel dance as a flower dances in the subtle breeze Swaying to and fro in my trusting arms so safe yet serene Never straying too far from my grasp as my heart can not part fr

Sin
let me be your poison and enrage that timid heart nerves set afire, let the poison course through your vein until it becomes an addiction so good its almost sinful lost without contrast to know of pleasure and pain i'll corrupt you in ways that you have never dreamed tear your body apart in ways you will never feel exploit the innocence until there is nothing left lost between heaven and hell, fantasy so surreal lose yourself and should death follow, let him come guilty pleasures shall fall within such heavenly bliss of every scar, symbolic of my tainted love for you and be a martyr of my desire, sealed with a kiss by Lakana *sigh i know, i know... but i cant do the romantic stuff... still trying!

Conversations
People say that it is just a new thing that love is no more than a word, and it means nothing. However, I disagree. Love still has meaning, but the word has always been used to further the ends of a member of one sex or another. Take Henry V, the play by Shakespeare (yes I read the classics) In the last scene he is trying to convince princess Katherine of France he loves her. Not only is there a language barrier, but Katherine aint the dumb nobel lady you might think. My favorite quote of hers is; "O bon Dieu! les langues des hommes sont pleines de tromperies." Now our good king Henry knows enough french to understand, but he asks for confirmation. "What says she, fair one? That the tongues of men are full of deceits?"

Communication
Have you ever met someone who dominated every conversation? Do you know a person who has the gift of being able to talk for extended periods of time without taking a breath? How do you feel after trying to hold a conversation with a person who keeps changing the subject? What about one who interrupts other people's conversations? It can be a very frustrating experience trying to talk to a person who doesn't listen and won't allow other people to converse without interjecting. Surprisingly, most of us invite such a one into our home everyday. Who is it? It is the television of course. The television talks non-stop all day long, is great at capturing one's attention and refuses to listen to anything anyone says to it. Many times friends and I will be talking and one of us will be distracted by the television. At that point a couple of things happen. If it was the person speaking, they will lose their train of thought and become frustrated. If the listener is distracted, the sp

Naughty Needs/ Pleasure Dealer At Your Service!
Ok, as tantalizingly naughty as the subject sounds, it's not exactly what you think. What I AM is a woman who happens to sell some of the most awesome sensual and sexual "aids" "toys" and all items of a naughty but fun nature! Some of you know me, most of you don't... but don't let that stop you from perusing my site and seeing if anything tickles your fancy! I have items for all good (or bad) boys and girls. My site is: http://sexualinvigoration.com Most people understand this business as the "Pleasure Parties" that women hold. I am taking this at a whole new angle! Sure if you want to hold a party let me know! But I want to make this as easy and convenient for everyone as possible. My site is completely functional, which means while browsing my store if you see something you want you CAN purchase it! Orders are received within 7-10 days after purchase, but most arrive MUCH quicker than that! My products make excellent gifts or just hog all the goodies for yourself!

Lasik Surgery....read This
Hey what's goin on...so as some of you know I got the Lasik prk surgery. Let me tell you I went from having 20/400+ vision, which is nearly blind to 20/20. It's crazy but for those that are still contemplating this....go check this doctor out...She's awesome: Dr. Sandy Feldman (858)452-3937.....She's in San Diego. **If your somewhere else...go to www.carecredit.com and that website helps you look for a Lasik doctor near you...and you can also apply for a line of credit to get your surgery. My recommendation is to wait until you see the doctor to see how much you wanna ask for.TRhe way it works is: you fill out the application and it asks you how much credit you need, you put in the amount and it approves or denies you with in minutes. That way you have enough. I Luv you all and if you do decide to get the surgery..let me know.....xoxo BB

My Mentality
Religion I think it is all brainwash. Lets be honest, there are thousands of religions in this world and there is only one real answer. In that case, does every religion, but one have false beliefs and are going to go to hell? Very doubtful. I also find it hard to believe what I cannot see. I think there is life after death, but I do not think there is one man above us who controls it all, that is impossible. Just because a book says so, does not mean it is true. Religion is just a series of altered stories over time in order to give human beings faith. I think if youre genuinely a good person, good things will happen to you in the long run. Everyone should believe in whatever they want, be different, have your own religion. Nothing is wrong, as long as you believe in SOMETHING. Abortion I am pro-choice. If a 20 year old single female is pregnant and does not have adequate funds or proper shelter to support the child, then abortion is a good choice. I guess I would say I cho

Support Our Troops ~
Support our Troops Whether you support the war in Iraq or not, the soldiers serving deserve our support. Most of us have a neighbor, friend or relative serving overseas. Why not spend some time together doing something for those soldiers.? See Any Soldier for ideas of what to send. They also can help if you want to send a package but don't know any soldiers. http://www.anysoldier.us/WhatToSend.html

Flirt
Thou shalt flirt ferociously each day with thy spouse that thy marriage shall be blessed with strength, joy and longevity. In everyday life its important to take a moment to keep the romance kindled. Have a ROMANTIC day :) Peace & LOVE Hopeless Romantic

Some Quickies
Q. Do you know what the square root of 69 is? A. Ate something. (8.xxxxxxx....) Q. But do you know what 6.9 is? A. A good thing screwed up by a period. Q. Did you hear about the new "morning after" pill for men? A. It changes their blood type. Q. What do Lifesavers do that a man can't? A. Come in eight flavors. Q. What do cow pies and cowgirls have in common? A. The older they get the easier they are to pick up. Q. How can you tell a Sumo wrestler from a feminist? A. A Sumo wrestler shaves his legs. Q. What's six inches long that women love? A. Folding money. Q. What is the difference between erotic and kinky? A. Erotic is using a feather....kinky is using the whole chicken. Q. What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? A. One is made of plastic and is dangerous for children to play with.... the other is used to carry groceries. Q. What is the new gay website address? A. c : enter ### (see colon enter pound pound pound). Q.

Pink Floyd: "another Brick In The Wall
Found a cool video of Pink Floyd's "Another Brick in the Wall." All three parts of the song, taken from the movie. Check it out: http://www.shareaflick.net/18734-Another-Brick-In-The-Wall.html And if you like watching videos on-line you might like the idea of getting paid to post them. It's not much, but it's fun anyway. Sign up here: http://www.shareaflick.net/ref.php?owner=txboi73

Why I Am Patriotic & Who I Am
On my page I told you I was born In Quantico, Virginia at Prince William Naval Hospital. Yes My father Is a Marine did his tour of duty in Nam. My father has 2 purple hearts. I lost 2 uncles in Nam whom I never met. My whole family except for the girls have served in one of the armed forces. I have family and friends currently in Iraq. My brother served in Desert Storm. My grandmother passed away and I inherited some of the books that she had about Nam and everyone's name on the wall and the location on the wall. I love my troops and support them to the fullest. I do have a myspace account that is Dedicated to my father and Randy my uncles and the rest of the troops. If you like to see it it is www.myspace.com/lisaghollars. I hope yu have gotten an insight on who I am. But My grandmother passed away before she could even get to see my site. but know she is in Heaven and she knows I have it and she is proud and that is all that counts. This woman traveled to Washington D.C. with the Ve

Out Of The Hospital Early
Hey ya'll! I wanted to let you know my surgery went great and I got to come home from the hospital even earlier then expected. My doctor said my ankle was a real mess, it had all sorts of bone spurs and cysts and it's a good thing we got to it when we did. They re-broke the bone, took out the bad joint, cleaned out all the yicky stuff from around the joint, fused the bones together, and then put two screws in to hold it in place. I was in the hospital for about 9 hours when they decided I was doing so well that I could come home early. :-) Since I have been home I have to take my pain medicine every four hours, and my body has gotten on a pretty odd schedule of sleeping for four hours, and waking up for one. I am currently up to take my medicine and thought I would get on CT and let you all know how I'm doing. Thanks for all the thoughts and prayers that have been sent my way, I appreciate them more then I can explain!

Isn't This The Truth??
FEMALE PRAYER Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man who's not a creep, One who's handsome, smart and strong One who loves to listen long, One who thinks before he speaks, One who'll call, not wait for weeks. I pray he's gainfully employed, When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door, Massages my back and begs to do more. Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?" I pray that this man will love me to no end, And always be my very best friend. Amen. MALE PRAYER I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor store and a bass boat. This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit. Amen

Is It True !!!!!!!
A man has 4 different types of girls... 1. Wifey 2. Baby Girl 3. Side Piece 4. Jump Off 1) Wifey is the sexiest, most successful and most respected of all the women. She is loved, needed and wanted by her man...she is VIRTUALLY IRREPLACEABLE. She is the girl that the guy loves and will always love, he never wants to see her with another man...BUT he will cheat on her with Baby Girl until he is mature enough to realize that if he gets caught or messes up in any way and loses Wifey, he would be screwed, and NEVER be happy again. Wifey gets along with mom, is independent, never nags, loves to dress sexy for her man, can cook and loves to keep a clean house. Wifey gets called 5 or 6 times a day. Drawback of Wifey, she loves public displays of affection...which might interfere with the acquisition of a Side Piece. 2) Baby Girl is ALWAYS just as hot as wifey and usually has a very active social life...she IS replaceable, thinks she's the next Wifey, but will only be Wifey if

You Love Me
Lyrics that make me sing... scary yes, for those who have been blessed to hear my singing 8-P I moved around from town to town lots of people around, but still so lonely friendships would grow then i'd hit the road making up excuses for why i had to leave always been too scared and unprepared to let anybody get too close to me but when i met you right away i knew you would never ever ever hurt me and the road's still long but you come along and you hold my hand and you understand when i look at you i can't believe it's true you're all i ever dreamed of and you love me and you love me, and you love me

Come On In And Have Fun
COME ON IN TO THE NEWEST LOUNGE ON CHERRY TAP INTRODUCING LOWRIDERs 80's LOUNGE!!!!!!!! MEET GREAT/NEW PEOPLE, HAVE FUN, LISTEN TO MUSIC {PICK YOUR OWN}...... PLEASE:: COME IN AND JOIN THE FUN NO DRAMA, NO BULLSHIT, NO HATERS ALSO LOOKING FOR HELP SUCH AS BARTENDERS,BOUNCERS,GREETERS,DJ'S,MANAGERS APPLY WITH IN THANK YOU WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR??? CLICK ON THE BANNER BELOW AND JOIN THE FUN NOW OPEN 24 HR 7 DAY A WEEK BE THERE AND BRING YOUR FRIENDS

More On Me.
I enjoy expanding my horizons. I can be easy to get along with or very hard to put up with. Personally, I'd have to recommend never screwing with me, EVER. I may not always come off as a really nice person, but I AM. If you are truly my friend and I care for you in any way, I would break my back to give the world for you. However, I will be the most evil bitch ever if you purposefully screw me over. I can make life hell for people. Don't AT ALL think I am a slut, I just have a terrible mouth and I'm a touch perverted SOMETIMES. I do not pass the goodies out like Halloween candy to just anyone. If I would actually act out everything I talk about and say to people, then you could call me a slut. I get annoyed easily. In the past, I used to get attached too quickly, yet lately I tend to let go very fast. I'm weird, and people tell me that alot. I can get pretty paranoid, and my true friends that know me well will say that I'm (slightly) neurotic. I am hard to follow in a conversat

Can You Be Any Smarter?
How do these people survive? ONE Recently, when I went to McDonald's I saw on the menu that you could have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets. I asked for a half dozen nuggets. "We don't have half dozen nuggets," said the teenager at the counter. "You don't?" I replied. "We only have six, nine, or twelve," was the reply. "So I can't order a half dozen nuggets, but I can order six?" "That's right." So I shook my head and ordered six McNuggets! ! TWO I was checking out at the local Wal-Mart with just a few items and the lady behind me put her things on the belt close to mine. I picked up one of those "dividers" that they keep by the cash register and placed it between our things so they wouldn't get mixed. After the girl had scanned all of my items, she picked up the "divider", looking it all over for the bar code so she could scan it. Not finding the bar code she said to me, "Do you know how much this is?" I said to her "I've c

((say This Joke Out Loud!!))
You will need a mate,buddy,partner,relative hell just get anybody, look into there eyes and say these sacred words out loud........... I am so we tar did I am so we tar did I am sofa King we tard did!

Life Is What You.....
Found this one the net and had to share it.... LIFE IS WHAT YOU MAKE OF IT The power to succeed or fail is yours alone. You alone have the responsibility to shape your life. Nothing and no one can deny you greatness once you understand this. There's no one to stop you but yourself. No one can cheat you out of ultimate success but you. More powerful then all the success slogans ever written is the realization that everyone has but one boss. That boss is you. (now if more people in the world would realize this and do something about it instead of complaining all the time, then life would be grand)

The Essence Of Cool
Everyone in Hollywood is officially on something. Entertainment reports are listing 'Oceans 13' as the epitome of "cool movies", meaning movies with men who personify cool. I haven't seen the movie, but I know who's in Oceans 13 and those actors aren't "cool", they are merely popular. Cool is a presence on the screen and off the screen. George Clooney looks like he's always ready for a photo op no matter where he goes, aside from that he stays out of the headlines. That isn't cool, that's just being camera-ready. Brad Pitt goes from the Grizzly Adams to looking like someone who should be taking your order at the local coffee shop. He can get into character, but away from the screen he's jet-setting and propping up his wife and her causes. Now I'll grant these stars that the onslaught of paparazzi over the past 10 years has drastically changed how stars act and how they take their security and public appearances differently than they did, but still coolness transcends everyt

The Germs...live At The Whiskey
I'm guessing of all the people who read my blogs regularly, if 4 people know who the Germs are, I'll be amazed. The Germs were Darby Crash/Bobby Pynz, Pat Smear, Lorna Doom, and various others thru their two years. They were one of the first punk bands on the West Coast scene, forging the sound. Live at the Whiskey musically wise is not a good cd. In fact, musically...its bad. but the live energy that was caught, the imagery that you get...t me makes it great. Ther Germs played The Whiskey once. Introduced by Belinda Carlisle, of the Go Go fame, and once a drummer from them, it turns chaotic soon after. The first thing you hear is someone yelling for Pat Smear to put on underwear, because the back of his pants are ripped out. After that, musical mayhem. The sound is great for back then. Pat Smear later went on to play for Nirvana, Foo Fighters, and Courtney Love. You can tell hes early into his guitar playing. Darby Crash, who in two years would be dead from

Are We Friends?
If you get a dozen, you're loved!! . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .* . . . . . . . . . . .*. . . . . . . ** * . . . . .. . . . . .*** . . * . . ***** . . . . . . . . . . .** . . **. . . . .* . . . . . . . . . . ***.*. . *. . . . .* . . . . . . . . . .****. . . .** . . . ****** . . . . . . . . . ***** . . . .**.*. . . . . ** . . . . . . . . .*****. . . . . **. . . . . . *.** . . . . . . . .*****. . . . . .*. . . . . . * . . . . . . . .******. . . . .*. . . . . * . . . . . . . .******* . . .*. . . . .* . . . . . . . . .*********. . . . . * . . . . . . . . . .******* . *** *******. . . . . . . . .** .*******. . . . . . . . * . ******. . . . . . . . * * . .***. . *. . . . . . .** . . . . . . .*. . . . . * . . . . .****.*. . . .* . . . *******. .*. .* . . .*******. . . *. . . .*****. . . . * . . .**. . . . . .* . . .*. . . . . . **.* . . . . . . . . . ** . . . . . . . . .* . . . . . . . . .* . . . . . . . . .* . . . . . . . . * . . . . . . . . * . . . . .

Four Little Animals
Subject: Four Little Animals You've got to love this little girl. What a woman she'll make! A teacher asked her class, "What do you want out of life?" A little girl in the back row raised her hand and said, "All I want Out of life is four little animals, just like my Mom always says". The teacher asked, "Really and what four little animals would that be?" The little girl said, "A mink on my back and a jaguar in the garage, a tiger in the bed and a jackass to pay for all of it." The teacher fainted.

Calling All Seren Bombers
ALL THESE ARE GIFTS AWAY THEY ALL NEED HELP 7000 comments (come on everyone poor superman needs a vacation) needs 15000 comments 2500 COMMENTS=BIKE (add 500) Cindy is going for one month blast + Surprise Gift = 13 500 COMMENTS Good luck :) THANKS

The Question We All Want To Hear
Remember when you started dating that person that made you feel like asking yourself "why me?".....why did you pick me? You had those butterflies in your tummy and thought the world couldn't be a better place because perfection had already found it when that person was born. How many times do we get that feeling? And do you think it should last forever or eventually go away and thats acceptable? And how long do we wait and/or date before someone asks us....why me?.....why did you pick me? Do we both have to ask it for it to be right?

What Men Mean
Haven't I seen you before? = Nice ass I'm a Romantic = I'm poor I need you" = My hand is tired I am different from all the other guys = I am not circumcised I want a commitment = I'm sick of masturbation You're the only girl I've ever cared about = You are the only girl who hasn't rejected me I really want to get to know you better = So I can tell my friends about it It's just orange juice, try it = 3 more shots, and she'll have her legs around my head he's kinda cute = I want to have sex with her till I am blue I don't know if I like her = She won't sleep with me I miss you so much = I am so horny that my male-roommate is starting to look good Was it good for you? = I'm insecure about my manhood How do I compare with all your other boyfriends? = Is my penis really that small I had a wonderful time last night = Who the hell are you o you love me? = I've done something stupid and you might find out Do you 'really' love me? = I've done somethi

Interview With The Boss Man...
Arg...I have an interview today and of course I'm stressing out about it. What if I throw up on him or something? I mean, it would be funny later...but not then. No...that would be not good. In fact, I think I'd cry somewhere for a good year after that fiasco. So here's to me not puking my brains out all over my would be employer. God I need a drink...

Mean Pick Up Lines
You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away. I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you. Man - Excuse me, want to dance? Woman - No. Man - Maybe you didn't hear me ... I said you look really fat in those pants! I love the way you move...like butter on a bald monkey. Do you work for UPS? 'Cause I swear I saw you checking out my package! You're ugly but you intrigue me. No, I'm not a cop. What can I get for fifty bucks? Man - Fat Penguin ! Woman - WHAT? Man - I just wanted to say something that would break the ice. I've had quite a bit to drink, and you're beginning to look pretty good Man - Do you like to dance? Woman - Yes ! Man - Well then, could you go dance so I can talk to your friend?

Insults
Any similarity between you and a human is purely coincidental! Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you worse advice. Are your parents siblings? As an outsider, what do you think of the human race? Better at sex than anyone; now all he needs is a partner. Calling you stupid would be an insult to stupid people. Did your parents ever ask you to run away from home? Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you'd had enough oxygen at birth? Do you want people to accept you as you are or do you want them to like you? Don't you have a terribly empty feeling - in your skull? Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you? Don't you need a license to be that ugly? Every girl has the right to be ugly, but you abused the privilege! Go ahead, tell them everything you know. It'll only take 10 seconds. Have you considered suing your brains for non-support? He has a mind like a steel trap - always closed! He is living proof

To Have Hope
Being stretched so thin and not knowing what to do. Not knowing who to turn to. The world would be crumbling around me if there was anything left. Nothing has gone right in so long, nothing good seems to ever come my way. But I push on because I have to, for Angel's sake. If only there were something for me to hold on to, some sort of good in my life. Something to give me hope. Instead I distract myself with the thoughts of tattoos and sex with a man I love so very much. Yet I know better he deserves so much better than me. Maybe someday I can again have hope for myself instead of just giving it to everyone else. I love to help but there is so little of me to go around.

Rhyme: The Sadness Of Sex
Kissing's a pleasure Fucking's a game Guys get all the pleasure Girls get all the pain He says he loves you, and you believe it's true Until your belly starts to swell and he says hell with you. 10 minutes of pleasure, 9 months and pain 3 days in hospital, a child without a name The baby's a bastard The mother's a whore This never would have happened if the rubber hadn't tore

Life
READ THIS VERY SLOWLY... IT'S PRETTY PROFOUND. Too many people put off something that brings them joy just because they haven't thought about it, don't have it on their schedule, didn't know it was coming or are too rigid to depart from their routine. I got to thinking one day about all those people on the Titanic who passed up dessert at dinner that fateful night in an effort to cut back. >From then on, I've tried to be a little more flexible. How many women out there will eat at home because their husband didn't suggest going out to dinner until after something had been thawed? Does the word "refrigeration" mean nothing to you? How often have your kids dropped in to talk and sat in silence while you watched 'Jeopardy' on television? I cannot count the times I called my sister and said , "How about going to lunch in a half hour?" She would gas up and stammer, "I can't. I have clothes on the line. My hair is dirty. I wish I had known yesterday, I had a late breakfas

..every Time I Turn Around..
...TURNAROUND.... Every now and then I get a little bit tired of listening to the sound of my tears ............... Every now and then I GET A LITTLE BIT NERVOUS THAT THE BEST OF ALL MY YEARS HAVE GONE BY....... Every now and then I get a little bit terrified, but then I see the look in your eyes ................ Every now and then I get a little bit restless and I dream of something wild ................. Every now and then I get a little bit helpless and I'm lying like a child in your arms ................... Every now and then I get a little bit angry and I know I've got to get out and cry .................... Your love is like a shadow on me all of the time............. Once upon a time I was falling in love, But now I'm only falling apart...................... There's nothing I can do, A total eclipse of the heart.................... Every now and then I know , you'll never be the man you always you wanted to be ..

Circle Flys
Ole Bubba the Redneck got pulled over by a State Trooper for speeding. The trooper started to lecture Bubba about his speeding, and in general began to throw his weight around to try to make Bubba feel uncomfortable. Finally, the trooper got around to writing out the ticket. As he was doing that, he kept swatting at some flies that were buzzing around his head. Bubba said, "Having some problem with them Circle flies there, are ya?" The trooper stopped writing the ticket and said, "Well yeah, if that's what they are. I never heard of Circle flies." So Bubba says, "Well, circle flies are common on ranches. See, they're called circle flies because they're almost always found circling around the back end of a horse." The trooper says, "Oh," and goes back to writing the ticket. Then after a minute, he stops and says, "Are you trying to call me a horse's ass?" Bubba says, "Oh no, Trooper. I have too much respect for law enforcement to even think about calling you a horse's

Could U Be The One
Could you be the one for me? Could you be my find? Could it be, after all this time, Fate is going to be kind? Could you be the one for me, The one to help me forget The man that broke my heart, my soul The man that haunts me yet? You tell me that I'm beautiful Something I've never heard But the one still lives here in my mind That couldn't spare a kind word It's going to be hard to forget And pick up the pieces he left Could you be the one to teach How to love again and forget? Could you be the one to come And mend my broken heart? Are you willing to piece together What another broke apart? It won't be an easy job, you see My road has been long and rough And the heart that was once so soft Is now shut, locked, and tough But I can feel my heart open again It's opening for you Just come in, and love me back That's all you have to do I must ask you one small thing Before we kiss and part Please be nice and kind to me I'm tired of broken hearts

Avril Lavigne › When You're Gone
I Always Needed Time On My Own I Never Thought I'd Need You There When I Cry And The Days Feel Like Years When I'm Alone And The Bed Where You Lie Is Made Up On Your Side When You Walk Away I Count The Steps That You Take Do You See How Much I Need You Right Now [chorus] When You're Gone The Pieces Of My Heart Are Missing You When You're Gone The Face I Came To Know Is Missing Too When You're Gone The Words I Need To Hear To Always Get Me Through The Day And Make It Ok I Miss You I've Never Felt This Way Before Everything That I Do Reminds Me Of You And The Clothes You Left, They Lie On The Floor And They Smell Just Like You, I Love The Things That You Do When You Walk Away I Count The Steps That You Take Do You See How Much I Need You Right Now [chorus] We Were Made For Each Other Out Here Forever I Know We Were, Yeah All I Ever Wanted Was For You To Know Everything I'd Do, I'd Give My Heart And Soul I Can Hardly Breathe I Need To Feel You Here Wi

Feed Up With Losers For (justin)
yes i am single yes i am sad but my x needed to get help i had my birthday and shit i went to prom that was cool there been alot of shit going on but there is one person i cant get off my mind that besides my mom but i wont tell cuz no one would care he dont care so what ever i keep my secreats in my heart and let them eat away at my soul intill you come back to me and tell me every thing is ok and hold me tight but i know that day will never come because you dont see me in your life any more you see me as dead worm not usefull if it anit moving i will always be dead to you i am sorry justin bye

"my Heart Wants To Know"
"My Heart Wants To Know" I would like to know what is on your mind the last five minutes before you fall asleep. and which words you overuse when you're pissed. i want to know what your voice sounds like when you stutter.. and how your face crinkles up when you cry i wanna know what made you lose trust. and why you're trusting me** what your favorite shirt looks like and who sings your favorite song how many houses have you lived in growing up and who was your favorite uncle? what's your deepest secret.. and what makes your skin crawl. do you believe in "happy-ever-afters" and if so..what's your's? is there anything that makes you elated? and how many words will it take? do you prefer your mother or your father (mother??) and what will you name your children? are you afraid of heights.. and what's your biggest dream? how many colors are your favorites? and can you speak another language? do you believe in FATE? and are you honest all the t

Man's New Nickname Is "stumpy" After Cutting Off His Own Leg
Man pinned under tree amputates his leg Wed Jun 6, 9:43 PM ET Alone in the woods with his left leg pinned beneath a fallen tree for 11 hours, a 66-year-old man used pocket knives to cut off his limb below the knee to free himself, a neighbor and authorities said. Al Hill had been cutting trees last Friday when one fell on him. After freeing himself, he cried out for help, and a neighbor passing through this sparsely populated area heard him. Eric Bookey then hiked nearly two miles to get a cellular signal and placed an emergency call to the town's all-volunteer fire department about 7:30 p.m., Fire Chief Luana Dowling told The Associated Press on Wednesday. Hill was eventually airlifted by helicopter to a hospital where he underwent amputation surgery, Dowling said. "He's a pretty remarkable person," Dowling said. A hospital spokeswoman said Hill was in serious condition on Wednesday, and that he was declining interviews.