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Frolicking About
Last night started out bad because I heard some news from casual conversation, when I should have heard it directly. It really upset and hurt me. I got over it for the most part but it does not change that I'm still fucked. Maybe I can find one of my own in a really cheap place. Who knows but I guess whats done is done and I still have a friendship.
Trip
I'm going to be in Seattle from June 12th through July 2nd. If any of my cherry friends live in or near the area and would be interested in getting together for a coffee or a drink, please let me know. I'm sure that I'd love to meet you.
Placements
palcements of relationships. if u agree w this tell me if u disagree w this let me know and say why u do. What is it w this world today? why is it that plp always have to place eachother in relationships? i belive if that the 2 plp in that relationship knows where they r that should be that. instead u got friends w benifits, dating, boyfriend and girlfriend, fuck buddies, engaged and then of course marriage. what the fuck is this, all the time u hear well we r dating then the next time we r boyfriend and girlfriend. who gives a shit what u r. all that matters is that 2 plp r together. wether its dating or whatever. that means two plp r into eachother mentally, physically, sexually, and r commited to just the 2 of them. so as long as those two know what it is in the stage of life. thats all that should matter, wheither its 2 of the oppisite sex or the same sex. it is their decion. not the world to say what they r and if others can butt into it. try to destory what they hav
Dirty Prayers..
The following are a list of my new an improved ...dirty prayers: Please curse the wicked and bless the righteous not to be confused with the self righteous...hell just curse the wicked. We thank you for what we have and what we will have, and we will thank you even more after we have had a few kettle ones and a midol. Oh heavenly father please cure the confusion in this world and while you are at it please have Jenna Jameson or Kim Chambers get lost for the night so they have to show up at my place, and the "squirters" not too. Oh please deliver us from evil and finally relieve us from the shit that is known as "Men who keep lying badly". I do not ask for much oh lord… but I will ask for divine intervention to help me meet a man who doesn't make me sleep in the wet spot, doesn't lie, and doesn't have "internet stank" on him. All I ask for dear lord is for the person ahead of me in traffic to be scalded with hot water so I get home in time for Scrubs. Please cure the
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My Ex Boyfriend Actually Said Some Of These To Me..not Smart
1. Don't you have some laundry to do or something? 2. Oh, you are so cute when you get all pissed off. 3. You're just upset because your butt is beginning to spread. 4. Wait a minute - I get it. What time of the month is it? 5. You sure you don't want to consult the great Oprah on this one? 6. Sorry. I was just picturing you naked. 7. Whoa, time out. Football is on. 8. Looks like someone had an extra bowl of bitch flakes this morning! 9. Is there any way we can do this via e-mail? 10. Who are you kidding? We both know that thing ain't loaded.
Thanks For All The Help!
Just wanted to thank everyone that helped with my contest....may take a while, but hopefully I'll be able to return the favor! You guys rocked! My first contest and we took it like champs. :) By the way, my party KICKED ASSSS last night! So much fun, ya'll shoulda been there. :) Loves to everyone! Have an awesome weekend!
Naughty Application
well hello well lets see what can i say about me ok well im 24 ~5'5~ have 2 great children ages 6 and 4 IM NOT MARRIED AND NOT REALLY LOOKING WHAT IM HERE FOR IS FRIENDS!!! MY BEST FEATURES ARE MY SMILE AND MY AZZ ....ILMAO Just One Wish If I could have just one wish,I would wish to wake up everyday to the sound of your breath on my neck,the warmth of your lips on my cheek,the touch of your fingers on my skin,and the feel of your heart beating with mine...Knowing that I could never find that feeling with anyone other than you. NAUGHTY APPLiCATiON" Best one will get a reply...... 1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Favorite position (s)? 4. Do you think I'm hot? 5. Would you have sex with me? 6. lights on or off? 7. Would you have to be drunk? 8. Would you take a shower with me? 9. Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 10. Would you leave after or stay the night? 11. Do you like cuddling afterwards? 12. Condom or skin? 13. Do yo
Better
His shoulder seems better now. I think he just pulled a muscle or something. Time to take him swimming!
Well My Dumbass....
Fell off a damn ladder and cut open my arm last night. LoL I fell like 5-6 feet--I understand why you dont sit on the top now. I had to get 12 stiches. I got A LOT of shit from people for being on a ladder 3 months pregnant. LoL OOOPS! I am a dumbass what can I say. SO now--scouts honor-I will stay grounded the remainder of the pregnancy--Last thing we need is something happening to Eira or Delana before they are born---ANd yeah they are 100% completely fine.
Watching The Rain.
Sitting here listening an watching the rain fall steady, it reminds me of what a peaceful world this can be , as long as we hear out what mothernature has to say an offer.I sure feel a positive surge of energy going through my body when i'am in touch with nature. It makes me respect my whole surrounding's an myself even more. I forget about so called procress in today's world an see mankind greed destroying our wonderful mothernature, even thou we depend on her for our survival, I just hope an pray that we'll all take the time an show more respect to our for most needed mother, thanks!
The Devil!!
WELL I AM A RECOVERING DRUG ADDICT AND ALSO WAS RECENTLY PARALYZED IN A WRECK..SOOO I GET PRESCRIBED TWO OF MY DRUGS OF CHOICE. WELL I PLANNED TO TAKE MY MEDS AS I AM SUPPOSED TO THIS MONTH... AAAAAAAAAND WELL LETS JUST SAY THERE GONE... IT SEEMS LIKE ONCE YOUVE DONE THE DEED AND BECOME A ADDICT... SEEMS LIKE ITLL NEVER LEAVE.. THATS IT IM A RECOVERING ADDICT FOR LIFE.. YAY HUH? LOL
Dreams
So, I have a question for everyone reading this...do you have dreams about sex and it feels real? Like that person in your dream is actually right there? I had a crazy good dream lastnight and I could feel every little bit of it...It felt soooo real...wonder if everyone else feels things like they're lovers are real in your dreams...maybe I'm just crazy...idk! I don't care either, cuz if the sex was that great in my dreams, I can only imagine how great it would be in person! Later, Cami
Why Women Shouldnt Drink
You have absolutely no idea where your shoes, purse, cell phone, pants, bra or any article of clothing you had when you arrived at the bar are hours later. You've just had to get someone to help you pull your pants up in the ladies room. You've been flashing your boobs at anyone walking by. You mistake a police car for a cab and shout obscenities when it doesn't stop for you. (hehe woops) You start crying. There are less than three hours before you're due to start work knowing you have to smell beer all day at work. You've found a deeper side to one of the nerds you work with. The man you're flirting with used to be your 7th grade teacher. The urge to take all your clothes off, stand on a table and sing "Hopelessly Devoted To You" becomes strangely overwhelming. You've forgotten where you live when the bar is on the same street ...hehe You've started to sound like Jessie Ventura from the 60 cigarettes you've smoked. You can't taste the beer in your glas
~~out Of Time~`
Now I see it and I hear it in your voice as the conversation Is beginning to run dry.. We don’t have much to talk about and we seem to still give It a try.. We don’t say I love you and that seems to be okay cause It Don’t really bother me when I know that I love you down Deep inside.. Don’t you see we are slipping away from one another’s grasp And the more we slip the less we seem to know each other. I am feeling more than I am anything else and that is how I Know I am losing you .. Can we possibly go on with the way things are going or are you Willing to give this long distance relationship a chance.. I wanted so much to spend my life with you though now it seems That this may not be so easy to do .. For every day that I am without you a little bit of me is falling apart With every waking moment.. I try to be serious and you want me to laugh its getting to be hard For me to be a good wife to you .. I don’t’ know what you want from me of even ask of me
~~fake Love~~
My heart is breaking from with in my soul. Everything I known to be true seems to be a lie, Why do I fall in love so easily when all I get is Pain and hurt all over again. I cry for you to be my love long last the one I have Looked for all my life. You break my heart with words that make me cry inside The laughter I feel now is only fake when outside it once Was true . My feelings are leaving my broken heart I feel the pain growing Inside and yet I want to cover it up and never let it show. Why do you make me smile the way that you can, is it my Heart that urns for you deep within or is it just that I cant Bare to be with out you in my life any more, I’ve searched for you since my younger days and now that I have found you I feel I should let you go .. Maybe its that I have fallen in love with you that blurs my Wanting to let go of you that makes me stop and think.. You say that you love me yet in my heart I feel the opposite Of th
~what My Future Holdz~
NO GOING BACK AS I LOOK INTO MY FUTURE IT REMINDS ME OF MY PAST AND WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO ME THEN. IN SOME WAYS MY LIFE THEN AND MY LIFE NOW BRINGS ME BACK AND I CANNOT MOVE ON IF I KEEP STAYING IN MY PAST OR RELIVING IT. I NEED TO LIVE MY FUTURE WITH SOME JUSTIFICATION TO WHY I SEEM TO RELIVE WHAT MY PAST HAS PUT ME THROUGH AND WHAT IT MAY DO TO ME NOW IN MY PRESENT LIFE .. I SEE THING THAT ARE NOW HAPPENING TO ME BUT ARE FROM MY PAST AND IN SOME WAY THEY SEEM TO BE BRINGING BACK THE ANGER THAT I THOUGHT I HAD LEFT BEHIND .. IS THIS WHAT I NEED IS TO RELIVE WHAT I THOUGHT I HAD PUT BEHIND ME OR CAN IT BE THAT SOME SORT OF TEST IS BEING PLAYED ON ME AND I AM FAILING MISERABLY.. WHAT IF I DIED WHAT WOULD THEY SAY ON MY TOMB : HERE LIES PAULINE SHE LIVED A MISERABLE YET SOMETIMES HAPPY LIFE WHAT WOULD MY FAMILY/FRIENDS SAY IF I LEFT THEM SO SUDDEN. . WELL THEN I WOULD HAVE LIVED A SHORT LIFE FOR THOSE THAT REALLY DID LOVE AND CARE ABOUT
Vacationing Next Week :p
I'll be afk for probably the next 7 days! Going to do some hiking in the Tennessee hills before leaving for Phoenix, Az. Monday! Hope everyone has a great week! :D
Happy Nana
TO ALL MY FRIENDS AN FAMILY AN FANS SORRY I CANT TALK CAUSE MY GRANDDAUGHTER AN I ARE SPENDING TIME TOGETHER. I WILL TALK TO YOUS WHEN I GET A CHANCE TO. IM SPENDING TIME WITH HER SHE GOES HOME TOMORROW IF I LET HER GO. LOL.SHES MY LITTLE ANGEL. DARLIN MOTHER
I Am Fine Tthis Morning.
Ok, my dad went home around 11:30 last night and it appears that the heart medication he started Friday was the reason for what happened. My mom called this morning to tell me he was ok, and they were at home. Thanks to everyone.
Rindercilla:a Tairy Fale
RINDERCILLA:A TAIRY FALE Sunday, March 25th 2007, 2:40 PM 13 1 Once uton a pime in a corn funtry there lived a geautiful birl and her name was Rindercella. Now Rindercella lived with her two sad blisters and her mugly other. Also in this corn funtry there liv inviting all the geautiful birls from riles amound. But Rindercella gouldn't co. She had to make dancy fesses for her two sad blisters and her mugly other. While they all went off to the bancy fall, Rindercella just cat down and shried. She was just citting there a shrying when there appeared before her - her jerry mud father! "Rindercella," she asked, "Shry do you why?" Rindercella mold her jerry mud father of her werrible tork. Just then her jerry mud father made Rindercella a geautiful bown and took two mield fice and a tumpkin and purned them into two stighty malions and cig boach! Off to the bancy fall went Rindercella, with the warning that she must go home before the mid clock struck night. As Rindercella
~~ Best Friendz~~
ITS FUNNY HOW SOME PEOPLE THAT YOU THOUGHT OF AS YOUR FRIENDS TURN OUT TO BE YOUR ENEMIES IN THE END. WHEN YOU GO THROUGH YOUR CHILDHOOD AND PICK OUT ALL THE GOOD TIMES THAT YOU HAVE HAD GROWING UP IT KINDA MAKES YOU WONDER. WERE YOU EVER REALLY FRIENDS OR JUST SOMEONE THAT YOU HUNG AROUND WITH FOR SOME REASON OR RATHER. MAYBE, ITS LIKE THAT OR MAYBE ITS JUST THAT YOU FELT SORRY FOR THAT ONE PERSON WHO TO YOU LOOK SINGLED OUT IN THE CROWD. IT COULD BE THAT YOU WANTED TO LOOK LIKE YOU WERE TRYING TO BE NICE IN FRONT OF YOUR CROWD OF FRIENDS AS WELL. WELL WHAT EVER IT MAY BE FRIENDS ARE FRIENDS TO THE END TO ME. IF EVER A FRIEND IS NOT YOUR FRIEND ANY LONGER THAN SHE OR HE WERE NEVER YOUR FRIENDS TO BEGIN WITH.. SOMETIMES YOU FIND THAT ONE TRUE FRIEND THAT WILL HAVE YOUR BACK AND HE OR SHE WILL BE THERE FOR YOU WHEN YOU NEED THEM THE MOST OR JUST CAUSE THEY WANT TO BE THERE FOR YOU . THEY ARE VERY COOL TO HAVE AROUND ONLY IF THEY ARE REAL FRIENDS
Tales Of Backdoor Passion 1
prelude: hi... my name's atarah... and i like to fuck with random internet boys. how fucking stupid can you get? make sure you read it from down to up, as it was a shoutbox conversation. this is what happens for arthur and my entertainment... en...fucking... joy. ->kansaskoyo...: i'm gonna go play now. have a good one yo. ->kansaskoyo...: cause it's not a good fuck if you don't lose a couple teeth kansaskoyo...: y to beat u ->kansaskoyo...: i also need a boy who will beat me kansaskoyo...: u want more than an hour ->kansaskoyo...: talking? kansaskoyo...: done what ->kansaskoyo...: are we done? kansaskoyo...: ok ->kansaskoyo...: one hour isn't nearly enough. kansaskoyo...: i do u for one hour ->kansaskoyo...: only if he gets to join in... kansaskoyo...: i wanna do u one on one ->kansaskoyo...: apparently so. where are we meeting up? kansaskoyo...: what do u mean him give it to me from the back ->kansaskoyo...: you can fuck my ass...
Kinda Naughty Quiz
Would you? 1. Give me your number? 2. Have sex with me? 3. Let me kiss you? 4. Watch a movie with me...even a really sappy one? 5. Let me take you out to dinner? 6. Drive me somewhere/anywhere? 7. Take a shower with me? 8. Be my bf/gf? 9. Have a fling with me? 10. Listen to me if I called you crying even if you were out with all of your friends? 11. Buy me a drink if i didnt have money? 12. Take me home for the night? 13. Would you let me sleep in your bed? 14. Sing car karaoke w/ me? 15. Sit in the doctors office with me because I didn't want to go alone? 16. Re-post this for me to answer your questions? 17. Come pick me up at 3 am because my car ran out of gas in the middle of nowhere? 18. Do you think im pretty, beautiful, or hot? 19. Do you like my style? 20. Do you think im funny? 21. Do you care about me? 22. Would you cry if i died? 23. Would you stop me if i tried to commit suicide? 24. Would you dance
The Laws Of Magic
The Laws of Magic Excerpted from Authentic Thaumaturgy by P.E.I Bonewits The Laws of Magic are not legislative laws, but, like those of physics or musical harmony, are actually fairly practical observations that have been accumulated over thousands of years. These laws describe the way magic seems to behave. The LAW OF KNOWLEDGE This is probably the most widely used law, and probably encompasses all the others in some way. The basis of this law is that understanding brings control. The more that is known about a subject, the easier it is to exercise control over it. Knowledge is power. The LAW OF SELF-KNOWLEDGE An obvious derivative of the LAW OF KNOWLEDGE, this law carries additional connotations, as a mage who does not have knowledge of himself does not have knowledge (and therefore control) of his own magic. This law is one of the reasons "evil" mages are very rare—a dedication to "evil for evil's sake" is usually due to a lack of introspection and awareness of oneself.
Still No Intetnet.......
Hi Everyone!!! I miss you all so much! Thank you all for the e-mails and comments! I loved them! Keep them coming ! lol I hope to have the Internet next week. Im at my parents packing up the last of my stuff. Moving the rest os my things to storage tom! I'm having CT withdrawls! Have a great weekend and hugs and kisses to u all! Love XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXO ~YourSultryPrincess~
Sigh... How Imaginative Is That??? **shudders**
i wanna beat your pussy like a egg beater i can taste you like a hot dog on a grill! i want to drink your pussy juice, eat your pussy, fry your pussy, broil your pussy, candy-coat your pussy, regrigerate your pussy, roast your pussy, steam your pussy, shiskabob your pussy, tie your pussy on a string and slide it down my throat, freeze your pussy, put your pussyon a sandwich, on a burrito, on on a sub, mix it with watermelon and cheese!i wanna do amazing things to your pussy, things that will blow your fucking mind!! i definately want to suck your titty milk and lick and bite your asshole until its raw and bloody! omg i wanna stick my bigfat cock up your ass and go back and forth really hard and fast...i want to give you a dirty sanchez then i want to eat all the poop that comes out during the dirty sanchez....i want to make love to your sweet body hehehehe
Save Your Life
Everyone should take 5 minutes to read this. It may save your life or love one's life. Because of recent abductions in daylight hours,refresh yourself of these things to do in an emergency situation... This is for you, and for you to share with your wife, your children, everyone you know. After reading these 9 crucial tips , forward them to someone you care about. It never hurts to be careful in this crazy world we live in. 1. Tip from Tae Kwon Do : The elbow is the strongest point on your body. If you are close enough to use it, do! 2. Learned this from a tourist guide in New Orleans If a robber asks for your wallet and/or purse, DO NOT HAND IT TO HIM Toss it away from you.... chances are that he is more interested in your wallet and/or purse than you, and he will go for the wallet/purse. RUN LIKE MAD IN THE OTHER DIRECTION! 3. If you are ev
Is The Grass Greener?
The tangled web we weave! We, as in I! When your least expecting it, boom... something can walk into your life that was lacking for years. You have a good stable life, sure things are lacking, your happiness isn't always an issue, till someone strolls in and can be everything you have ever wanted. Soul Mate or homewrecker? In this case, I would claim Soul Mate. So what to do? Is the grass greener on the other side, or should you go with stability and stay where you are? Can you love 2 people? I love my parents, my family, both my children, but wow, 2 men who love me? Can it be? Now, the ball is in my court, and I don't like this much power. What to do! 3 hearts are on the line... and I am dumbfounded and overwhelmed! Will I ever get the answers? Can someone shine some light on this... I am blinded by utter stupidity at this point! HELP... please comment!
To All ! Xoxox
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" A Woman"
This is written in the Hebrew Talmud, the book Where all of the sayings and preaching of Rabbis are conserved over time. It says: "Be very careful if you make a woman cry, because God counts her tears. The woman came out of a man's rib. Not from his feet to be walked on. Not from his head to be superior, but from the side to be equal. Under the arm to be protected, and next to the heart to be loved."
First 8 Contradictions Of 50 Needed....thanks Jo Jo Bean!
1. why is phoenetic not spelled the way it sounds? 2. why are there interstate highways in hawaii? 3. why do planes have flotation devices under their seats and not parachutes? 4. if the 7-11 is open 24 hours a day/ 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors? 5. why are braille dots on the keypad of a drive-up atm? 6. why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways? 7. why is brasseire singular and panties plural? 8. why is it that when you transport something by car it is called a shipment but when you transport something by ship it is called cargo?
My Secret Desires...
My secret desires are...making love with a sweet small breasted girl,who makes up for their size with large nipples. Just the sight of them make me cum! But I can't live on a diet of pussy,alone. I need a big tall hunk of a man! The one that knows what he wants,and knows just how to get it! Just one look,and I melt. Hold me down,and fuck the hell out of me! MMMMMMMMM.
The Declaration Of Evolution
When in the course of organic evolution it becomes obvious that a mutational process is inevitably dissolving the physical and neurological bonds which connect the members of one generation to the past and inevitably directing them to assume among the species of Earth the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and Nature's God entitle them, a decent concern for the harmony of species requires that the causes of the mutation should be declared. We hold these truths to be self evident: * That all species are created different but equal; * That they are endowed, each one, with certain inalienable rights; * That among them are Freedom to Live, Freedom to Grow, and Freedom to pursue Happiness in their own style; * That to protect these God-given rights, social structures naturally emerge, basing their authority on the principles of love of God and respect for all forms of life; * That whenever any form of government becomes destructive of life, liberty, and harmony
I'll Just Kill Him, And Save Her Life.
I'm overly protective of those few people in my inner circle. Those people who touch my heart get my friendship for life. So when Molly came into my life, dating my abusive step brother, she qualified for my loyalty, love, and protection. Last night I had enough of listening to her cry as she cowered in fear from his screams, his taunts..... I threatened to break his jaw, but what I really want to do is slice his throat and watch him choke on his own blood. What the fuck is wrong with men who think it's okay to not only control a woman, but belittle her, hurt her, torture her. I've seen this happen to so many of my step brothers girlfriends, and I'm not going to stand around and watch it happen to Molly who is like my sister now. She is visiting me from Washington, but there's no way I'm going to let her go back to him. I'm forcing her to stay... it scares her to think about how much this will piss him off, but she also sees the hope on the horizon. Maybe if I can get her away
The Balance !!!!!
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Its A Boy
my sister just had her baby. it's a boy at 3am this mornin. just over 7lbs . Get More at COMMENTYOU.com
I Believe...
If you agree with this, even just certain parts, send it along to someone you believe in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I believe that a person should never make anyone a priority if that person is only going to make them an option. I believe that just because two people argue, it doesn't mean they don't love each other. And just because they don't argue, it doesn't mean they do. I believe that we don't have to change friends if we understand that friends change. I believe that no matter how good a friend is, they're going to hurt you every once in a while and you must forgive them for that. I believe that true friendship continues to grow, even over the longest distance. Same goes for true love. I believe that you can do something in an instant that will give you heartache for life. I believe that it's taking me a long time to become the person I want to be. I believe that you should always leave loved ones with loving words. It may be the
Blind Man Has Dejà Vu, Busting A Myth
Dejà vu is commonly described as the feeling of having seen something before. In fact, some scientists have long thought that one type of the phenomenon occurs when the image of a scene through one eye arrives at the brain before the image from the other eye. But researchers have now found a blind man who experiences dejà vu through smell, hearing and touch. The man had dejà vu when undoing a jacket zipper while hearing a particular piece of music, and also while hearing a snatch of conversation while holding a plate in the school dining hall. The discovery is reported in the December issue of the journal Brain and Cognition. "It is the first time this has been reported in scientific literature," said Akira O'Connor of the University of Leeds. "It's useful because it provides a concrete case study which contradicts the theory of optical pathway delay. Eventually we would like to talk to more blind people, though there's no reason to believe this man's experiences are abnorm
Origin Of Deja Vu Pinpointed
Dave Mosher LiveScience Staff Writer LiveScience.com Thu Jun 7, 2:20 PM ET The brain cranks out memories near its center, in a looped wishbone of tissue called the hippocampus. But a new study suggests only a small chunk of it, called the dentate gyrus, is responsible for “episodic” memories—information that allows us to tell similar places and situations apart. The finding helps explain where déjà vu originates in the brain, and why it happens more frequently with increasing age and with brain-disease patients, said MIT neuroscientist Susumu Tonegawa. The study is detailed today in the online version of the journal Science. Like a computer logging its programs’ activities, the dentate gyrus notes a situation’s pattern—it’s visual, audio, smell, time and other cues for the body’s future reference. So what happens when its abilities are jammed? When Tonegawa and his team bred mice without a fully-functional dentate gyrus, the rodents struggled to tell the difference bet
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One word of advise to you is to not bend over in the shower babe! then again could just turn it into another video..lol
For My Wife I Love You Babe
I Am Forever Yours... My heart will always bear your name no matter where I go, and years will pass me by yet still my love will always grow.. Along with every breath I make I wish for your embrace, or just to gently place my hands on your angelic face.. Right from the very day we met I knew inside you'll be, the girl who will complete my life and love no one but me.. Your gentle touch, your sweet caress your most endearing eyes, are all the fills my soul with bliss that goes beyond the skies.. More than the time I shall exist my songs for you will play, until the stars all cease to burn my love for you will stay.. And little drops of rain that kiss the earth may fall no more, but until then I'll treasure you and lovingly adore.. Great as the kings of legends told My words will never break, and soon before your eyes unfold a vow that I will make.. Dreams don't come true, or so I thought but then you proved me wr
Was I Wrong ????
THE SWEET WORDS YOU SAID TO ME ....MELTED ME AND MADE ME BELIEVE IN YOU 100% I GUESS I'M TOO TRUSTING AND TRY TO BELIEVE PEOPLE AREN'T OUT TO HURT ME ?? AM I WRONG IS MY HEART TO SOFT ?? DO I NEED TO REALIZE I'M A SILLY FOOL ?? I HAVE SPOKEN THE TRUTH TO YOU AND ALWAYS WILL ... I TOLD YOU I WANTED THE TRUTH FROM YOU EVEN IF THE TRUTH HURT ME. I'LL CRY AND I WILL BE HURT BUT THE WAITING AND WONDERING IS HURTING ME SO BAD !!! I MISS YOU ?? I GUESS I WILL BE HERE WAITING AND WAITING TO UNDERSTAND WHAT HAVE I DONE WRONG BUT WANT TO BE WITH YOU !!
To My Wife
I love the way you visit each night and fill my dreams with desire I love the way you touch my hand and fill my soul with fire I love the way you draw me near for a warm and loving embrace I love the way when I close my eyes I see your smiling face I love the way your lips meet mine for a passionate kiss I love the way just thinking about you fills my heart with bliss I love the way you never forget to kiss me hello or goodbye I love the way God's blessed me with such a wonderful wife .
Please Help Feed The Horses This Is No Scam
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Ask Any 6 Guestions
Fill this out and send it to my inbox and then I'll fill it out for you xoxo any 6 questions, no matter how crazy or PERVERTED they are and I promise to answer them truthfully... the catch is... you have to repost this and see what people ask you "6 Dirty Questions" 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. i dare you
Life Is Short
Life is way to short, to have enemys or old friends u thought u never forgive or forgive u. So if u have anyone like that time to tell them ur sorry even if u didnt do it and go talk to them become there friend again. Life is way to short to do shit like that. Rain muahh
My First Contest
This is my first contest. Its a 3 day Blast give away. I need 6,000 comments. If anybody would like to help would be wonderful. Thank you
Please Pray For My Dad
Last night my dad had a heart attack. We were able to get him to the hospital in time. He had 100% blockage on the right side of the heart and the left side was borderline. They put a stint in on the right side and the left side they are going to watch and treat with medication. He didn't lose much heart muscle because we got him there in time. He is still in ICU this morning. They are waiting for the doctor to come in and check on him this morning. If you could just keep him in your prayers i would appreciate it.
My So Called Job Just Fucked Me Over
Well many people dont know that i work human resources with the coveted title of Human Resources Coordinator. Nice and shiny job position right? Wrong. What they failed to inform me is that my position was a temporary position that would be avalible from Jan to June only and after that I would be downgraded to a cashier. I did not apply for a cashier at all. I i will not be a cashier. I hate the positon. The customers treat us like shit because they expect us to know it all, get mad when they grab something that they are supposed to get the item number on before comming to the check out and bitch us out when we have to call for someone to get it and slow their day. I will not stand to be shoved around at work. I was lied to about my position! So if they do it i wont work there anymore,at all. Ever. Period. End of sentence. If they want to pull this shit where they go "we are going to train you as a cashier because it's just the easiest thing to get you started." instead it was really
What Would You Do
If you woke up one morning and saw me in your bed what would u do? 1) Go back to sleep 2) Slap me 3) Cuss me out 4) Push me off the bed 5) Just tell me to leave 6) Climb on top of me and cuddle 7) Do me 8) Make me breakfast 9) Ask me my name 10) Call the cops lol 11) CUT BACK ON MY DRINKING!!! LMFAO!!! Repost with the title IF I WAS IN YOUR BED!!!!! and see how many people want you in their bed...you might be surprised by the answers you get back
Help Me Plzzzz!!!!
Help me ppl!! I need a new skin that will match my profile name!!! PLZ HELP!! TY 4 UR TIME!!! Eric Draven (Crow)
Lil Things About Me!!!!
Here are some things you may not have known about me..... *2 jobs I have had in my life: 1. worked as housekeeping assistant for The Oberoi Grand, a five star property 2.working as a customer care consultant for AOL *Five movies I watch over and over 1. X-Men 1,2 and 3 2. Pirates of the Caribbean 3. The Sound of Music 4. Lord of the Rings 5. Harry Potter *Four places I have lived: 1. Chandigarh,India 2. New Delhi,India 3. Kolkatta,India 4. Aizawl, Mizoram,India *Four TV Shows I like to watch 1. Friends 2. The Simpsons(love them) 3. Desperate Housewives 4. Lost *Four thnigs I can't live without. 1. music 2. books 3. my cell 4. TV *Four of my favorite foods/cuisine: 1. roasted/fried/grilled/steamed chicken and pork 2. chinese food 3. steak 4. pasta.... three places I'd rather be right now: 1. at home with my family 2. in my room reading a good book or watching a good movie. 3. with my angel( miss him lots)
New Pics June 9th,2007
new pics go check them out. rate and comment have fun muahh.
Apparently I Scare My Co-workers.
Yeah, this was kind of funny. To me anyway. But here's the story: I have this knife in my desk at work that I use for opening computer boxes. I brought it in because I got tired of ripping up my nails on the boxes and there was never a box cutter available. So anyway, I was opening a monitor box last week and I forgot to put the knife away when I was done. One of my co-workers found it and asked me if it was mine. When I said yes, his response: "The more I get to know about you the more scared I am of you." I suppose the knife (which, admittedly is a little large) combined with my taste in music makes me scary!! LOL!!! :)
Beauty Queen Pageant-bikers Clubhouse Bar & Grill
EANTBeauty Queen Pageant- THE EXECUTIONER IS SHOWING OFF HIS BEAUTIES IN A BEAUTY QUEEN PAGEANT COME JOIN HIM AND ALL THE BEAUTIES SUNDAY NITE AT THE BIKERS CLUBHOUSE BAR & GRILL.COME IN JOIN THE COOLEST BIKER LOUNGE AND PARTY. COME JOIN THE BIKERS CLUBHOUSE BAR 7 GRILL >
Vote For Seventh Day
I would like to take is time to say thank you for all your support. But I need some help on some votes at artistpr.com the link is ( http://www.artistpr.com/bandvote.php?int_cur_position=15&genres=&PHPSESSID=42c28414c90c7b0f5e1373495d1cb4d7 ) or go to artistpr.com at the top of the Page you will see Bands. click on the star and go to page 2 you will see Seventh Day, please click on vote and then vote. I have a new CD Comming out this summer. If you give me your vote send me your e-mail telling me you vote a I will send you one of the songs off of this CD that I have as a single, a return e-mail. and if there is anything Ican do for you Just ask. Thank You, Seventh Day
The Sand Be Too Far Away
Don't feel like driving 8 hours all by myself...anyone up for the ocean?
Me And My Fiance Guamanian
Hookahradio
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Things I Think I Like
I like a lot of different things. Among those is music, so here is a bit of my eclectic collection of CDs that I've gained over the years: 311, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Sublime, Tool, A Pefect Circle, Sevendust, Audioslave, RATM, Maroon 5, Tupac, old school Michael Jackson, NIN, Buckcherry, Linkin Park, Ludacris, Soundgarden, Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Limp Bizkit, Hip Hop Hits 5, Sankofa, Guster, Ben Folds, Orgy, Stone Temple Pilots, G&R, Justin Timberlake, Nelly, Usher, Aaliyah, and many more that I can't remember right now....yeah....I'm weird huh:P
Sultry Saturday
Yet another installment, which I hope everyone enjoys reading. :) A Thoguht For The Day From: Peter Britt "She stood there on the sand, never moving. The wind lifted around her, cradled her so gently. I watched the light dance over her in a fiery glare, setting my senses aflame. For an instant she burned in my soul, and it scarred me. This vision of a woman like none I had seen or likely ever would. Her hair, strawberry in the light, on fire in my mind. A moment passed and I was enriched, I was destroyed." ©1996 Peter Britt Krystal Vision Productions
Come One Come All Bring Your Friends And Have Some Fun
COME ON IN TO THE NEWEST LOUNGE ON CHERRY TAP INTRODUCING LOWRIDERs 80's LOUNGE!!!!!!!! MEET GREAT/NEW PEOPLE, HAVE FUN, LISTEN TO MUSIC {PICK YOUR OWN}...... PLEASE:: COME IN AND JOIN THE FUN NO DRAMA, NO BULLSHIT, NO HATERS ALSO LOOKING FOR HELP SUCH AS BARTENDERS,BOUNCERS,GREETERS,DJ'S,MANAGERS APPLY WITH IN THANK YOU WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR??? CLICK ON THE BANNER BELOW AND JOIN THE FUN NOW OPEN 24 HR 7 DAY A WEEK BE THERE AND BRING YOUR FRIENDS
Its A Good Day..wow..i Know
This Is What I Have To Go Through Sometimes!!!
This is a true story from the WordPerfect helpline. Needless to say, the help desk employee was fired; however, he/she is currently suing the Word Perfect organization for "Termination without Cause." Actual dialogue of a former WordPerfect Customer Support employee with a caller: Customer Support: "Ridge Hall computer assistant; may I help you?" Caller: "Yes, well, I'm having trouble with WordPerfect." CS: "What sort of trouble?" C: "Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the words went away." CS: "Went away?" C: "They disappeared." CS: "Hmm. So what does your screen look like now?" C: "Nothing." CS: "Nothing?" C: "It's blank; it won't accept anything when I type." CS: "Are you still in WordPerfect, or did you get out?" C: "How do I tell?" CS: "Can you see the C: prompt on the screen?" C: "What's a sea-prompt?" CS: "Never mind. Can you move the cursor around on the screen?" C: "There isn't any cursor, I
Dance With The Devil By Immortal Technique (lyrics)
I once knew a nigga whose real name was William His primary concern, was making a million Being the illest hustler, that the world ever seen He used to fuck moviestars and sniff coke in his dreams A corrupted young mind, at the age of thirteen Nigga never had a father and his mom was a fiend She put the pipe down, but every year she was sober Her sons heart simultaneously grew colder He started hanging out selling bags in the projects Checking the young chicks, looking for hit and run prospects He was fascinated by material objects But he understood money never bought respect He build a reputation 'cause he could hustle and steal But got locked once and didn't hesitate to squeal So criminals he chilled with didn't think he was real You see me and niggaz like this have never been equal I don't project my insurecurity's at other people He fiended for props like addicts with pipes and needles So he felt he had to prove to everyone he was evil A feeble-minded young man w
Lyrics
She’s so sad it blows my mind. The man that left her so far behind He killed his best friend shot him in the head On a cold dark night Close your mind Tare out your blood wept heart The cold dark night never ends It keeps sending hardcore cord shit through your head Don’t fuck it up! These walls that confined him Blocks of stone The death that is coming, the fear that is known Blood splattered memories. Feeling no guilt, feeling no pain till the end. She’s so sad it scares me to death Could she take her own life, with all this sadness She’s wept Close your mind Tare out your blood wept heart The cold dark night never ends It keeps sending hardcore shit through your head Don’t fuck it up! She’s so sad I called her up on the phone Her father answered he said she blew herself away She shot herself in the head. written by Shyree December 2006
Help!!!!!!!
OK EVERYBODY I NEED YOUR HELP!!!!! THIS IS OUR (HITMAN6 AND I) BEST FRIEND AND WE WANT HIM TO GET LEVELED UP SO HE CAN JOIN THE FAMILY! HE IS A REALLY SWEET GUY SO IF YOU COULD DO ALL YOU CAN TO HELP HIM WE WOULD REALLY APPRECIATE IT! HERE IS THE LINK TO HIS PAGE AND MAKE SURE YOU LEAVE HIM SUM LOVE! THANKS EVERYONE!! TWEETYJINXIN AND HITMAN6 NCCARGUY13@ CherryTAP
Poem
Spring came like a lover, drunk with passion and fumbling desire. He promised me eternity, and then became a liar. Summer came like an inferno, full of scorched earth and sunburned skin. I kissed the lips of a fire demon, and drank his flames within. Fall came like a magus, full of secret tricks and dark arts. The hole broke open before me, and revealed its mutinous parts. Winter came like a poet, freezing the sublime in icy verse. I clawed at the gates of a closed heaven and received a sinner's curse. Shyree March 2005
Tell Me
Myspace Layouts for Myspace :: Music Video Codes
New Pics
Come See them......please
Alone For 7 Days
Alone for 7 days Aside form riding my bike (no, not the kind with pedals) What else is happing this weekend in Dallas? Like at The Church or something/somewhere else? Before you ask why I am posting a half azzed itinerary, I am looking for someone to hang/party with a little, maybe meet at or near one of these locations (marked with *). *Sunday: I may go for a ride with the Dallas Honda Riders Club, but that is up in the air for me. Monday OPEN *Tuesday: I Plan to do Babydolls off 157 in Fort Worth maybe. Wednesday OPEN Thursday OPEN Gotta do the family thing next Friday or Saturday (depends) Anyone in Dallas Area have any ideas of something fun to do? LOL, HELP! Send suggestions to forestrj@forestrj.com if you like (the more private kind of suggestions ;P )
Taste Of Sin
Getting Your Rocks Off
ARE YOU READY TO PARTY YOUR ROCKS OFF? Tonight at 9:00pm (Eastern US) we will be hosting a party in the Hot Rocks Radio Lounge. We will be giving away Prizes and rocking out to the best music around. Come meet our DJ's and the Mighty Hot Shots! This is one party you do NOT want to miss! Click the picture below to Join the Lounge!
I Hate Moving!
Ok after today people I have no idea when Ill be back online. I have my phone I can check messenger with but thats gonna be it. Probably be at least a month before can get internet up and running again! GOD I hate moving! This will be the 2nd time in 6 months! Well I got a crap load of cleaning left so I suppose I better get moving gotta be outta here by flippin 2pm. Get ahold of me thru messenger or if you have my phone # call/text me. Laters!
The Male Side
Please note... These are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE! 1. Men are NOT mind readers. 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. 1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon Or the changing of the tides. Let it be. 1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way. 1. Crying is blackmail. 1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! 1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. 1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for. 1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a Problem. See a doctor. 1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument
Back
JUST TO LET EVERYONE KNOW MORBID PRINCESS WILL BE BACK ONLINE TONIGHT JUNE 9, 2007 THANK YOU CDNCYBORG
Give A Dog A Bone(er)
I have terminal laziness. I’ve heard it’s incurable. And I know I’d finally passed that point of no return when I found myself sitting in front of the TV, forced to watch whatever was on because I couldn’t find the remote. One day, a few years ago, I had the pleasure of watching “Showdog Moms & Dads”---I think it’s a spin-off of “Showbiz Moms& Dads”, but with dogs, and less disturbing. Anyway, it’s one of those reality-based shows, and this one follows a group of people who are obsessed with their canine companions. Ok, mind you, I have nothing against people who really love their pets---I have a dog myself. But the people on the show---well, ya gotta love 'em. There was a couple who bred German Shepherds. I guess they’d been trying to get the male and female to mate, but without success. In the middle of making dinner (the human couple, that is), the male suddenly jumps the female and starts humping her (the dogs, I mean), and it was OK! I mean, perhaps when you’re trying to h
Poem
Long Distance Love Loving from a distance is never easy when u r living so very far apart But each mile that separates 2 people who truely care is joined together with the love each feels in their heart! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The lonliness u feel when u r not together can eat away at u deep inside when u miss the one who u want to share ur life with and they r not able to be by ur side ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Have trust in each others feelings and believe that they do feel the same way as you when u can not be with one another so easy it is to doubt wheather their love is really true ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Need to keep your faith that u have in each other and never let go of your trust sometimes thats not so easy to do but for your piece of mind it really is a must ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ think of one anothers emotional needs so the other knows that you do care make th
My First Writings
this is for a book that iam writing can you please tell me what you think.... BEAUTIFUL NIGHTMARES I wake in the morning to the rising moon and I see her face there smiling from the illumine scent glow of the full moon rising up above the trees and shining through the curtains of my window. Her face a picture of love and of passion I reach out to touch the vision and it fades into the bright light and then all I see is the moon her rays casting shadows all around my little bed room so that the secrets of the night can hide themselves from me and the visions that come do not promise hope but only damnation for the dreams that I have had of the promise of love and of salvation…. There is no salvation for me there are only the shadows of damnation of memories that come through the waking moments of this dream that I call life. I wait for deaths sweet embrace and bring me back to the Beautiful Nightmares that drive me to a state of insanity that distorts the corridors of my mind.
Why?
why do people have to be mean lol i just put up two pics and not in default and im not nude so why report it whats so wrong with it eh?jealous maybe?pmsl
My Fathers Gun
i like to know where the riverboat sails tonight to new orleans well thats just fine alright :]
George Carlin's Solution To Gas And Immigration.
i love this guy. George Carlin's Solution to Save Gasoline: President Bush wants us to cut the amount of gas we use. The best way to stop using so much gas is to deport 11 million illegal immigrants! That would be 11 million less people using our gas. The price of gas would come down. Bring our troops home from Iraq to guard the border. When they catch an illegal immigrant crossing the border, hand him a canteen, rifle and some ammo and ship him to Iraq . Tell him if he wants to come to America then he must serve a tour in the military. Give him a soldier's pay while he's there and tax him on it. After his tour, he will be allowed to become a citizen since he defended this country. He will also be registered to be taxed and be a legal patriot. This option will probably deter illegal immigration and provide a solution for the troops in Iraq and the aliens trying to make a better life for themselves. If they refuse to serve, ship them to Iraq anyway,
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Pics
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Today's Video Blog
Today's VideoBlog is all about music. I found some great classic rock videos. Happy viewing....and rock on! lol First up, one of my favorites. Eric Clapton's "Old Love". I found two live versions, couldn't pick one, so uploaed them both. http://www.shareaflick.net/19026-Eric-Clapton--"Old-Love".html http://www.shareaflick.net/19019-Eric-Clapton-Old-Love-(Live).html Also found two of Lynryd Skynryd's best. "Simple Man" http://www.shareaflick.net/18924-Simple-Man.html "Freebird" http://www.shareaflick.net/18913-Lynyrd-Skynyrd-Freebird-(Live).html And what collection of thing rock 'n roll related could be without "Stairway to Heaven." Great song, great video. http://www.shareaflick.net/18912-Led-Zepplin-Stairway-to-Heaven-(Live).html
The Carpenters - Close To You
Rember The Past
AHHHHHHHHHH MEMORIES!!! Close your eyes...And go back... ....Before the Internet or PC or the MAC...... ....Before semi-automatics and crack.... ....Before Playstation, SEGA, Super Nintendo, even before Atari... ....Before cell phones, CD's, DVD's, voicemail and e-mail.... ....way back.... ....way.....way.....way back..... I'm talkin' bout hide and seek at dusk Red light, Green light Red Rover....Red Rover..... Playing kickball & dodgeball until the first...no...second...no...third Streetlight came on Ring around the Rosie London Bridge Hot potato Hop Scotch Jump rope Duck....duck....GOOSE!!! YOU'RE IT!! Parents stood on the front porch and yelled (or whistled) for you to come home - no pagers or cell phones Mother May I? Hula Hoops Seeing shapes in the clouds Endless summer days and hot summer nights (no A/C) with the windows open The sound of crickets Running through the sprinkler Cereal boxes with that GREAT prize in the bottom Cracker jacks with the same thing Ice pops with 2 stick
The Carpenters - We've Only Just Begun
Work Blows, Enjoy The Freedom
everyone has been asking me if im doing ok since i lost my job and how am i handling it. why are you concerned now not before when all the shit was going on. oh wait now i remember where you were. you wouldnt answer my phone calls or try to talk to me or find out what was really going on. im really good at hiding a lot of shit especially when i only see you for a few minutes a day. yea it sucks being out of work but shit if i really wanted to i could go back to my old job to make some money while i find something better. which is probably what im going to do next week. ive been busting my ass for so damn long that im using this time as a mini vacation. im not doing a damn thing. im sitting around taking naps. im taking me some "ME" time. a few people understand this. i havent really been looking for a job. yea ive put in a few applications and yea i had an interview but it didnt work out oh well. move on to the next one. i will bounce back. people think i will be lef
The Carpenters - Rainy Days And Mondays
The Carpenters - Rainy Days And Mondays
Mamas And The Papas - Creeque Alley
Best Kid On Ct Contest!
Best Kid On CT Contest! I need pics of Kids for this contest! 1st Kid is...... with 472 comments! 2nd Kid is...... with 348 comments! 3rd Kid is...... with 4 comments! 4th Kid is...... with 1 comments! 5th Kid is...... with 1 comments! 6th Kid is...... with 1 comments! 7th Kid is...... with 1 comments! Comment bombing allowed and Self bombing allowed! 2 Gifts from gift shop per winner! If u want to enter the contest plz send me link to ur pic in my messages or tell me and i will rip it for u ! Contest will start on 6/5 thur 6/12 Thanks Maria Click on pic to enter contest! ~~AnGeLHeArT~*Majorboredum* LoVeR69*~~ Owner Of *AnGeL FaMiLy *&* A.F.H.* ~~ Plz Sign My G
The Mamas & The Papas - Monday Monday
Uploading Pics
I have a mobil phone with sprint as my carrier, but can't seem to be able to upload pics on CT with it, anyone else uses a sprint phone that is able to upload pics with it? and if so what do i need to do i've done it prior with a different carrier but can't with sprint thank you in advanced
The Mamas And The Papas - California Dreamin
Best Back Tattoo On Ct!
Best Back Tattoo On Ct! I Need Tattoos Of Backs! Contest will start on 6/5 thur 6/11 1st Tattoo is..... with 4191 comments! 2nd Tattoo is...... with 1274 comments! 3rd Tattoo is...... with 598 comments! 4th Tattoo is...... with 281 comments! 5th Tattoo is..... with 200 comments! 6th Tattoo is...... with 1 comments! Winners will get 2 gifts each! Comment bombing allowed and self bombing also! Want to enter just send me a link to ur pic or tell me and i will Rip your pic for you! Thanks Maria Click on pic to enter contest! ~~AnGeLHeArT~*Majorboredum* LoVeR69*~~ Owner Of *AnGeL FaMiLy *&* A.F.H.* ~ FoUnDeR Of~ * AnGeLs Of MeRcY BoMb SqUaD * ~@ CherryTAP
How Evil Are You?
You scored as Desent human being, You are human. You care about other people and you care about yourself. You just live your life and enjoy it.Desent human being79% The Devil46% Saint38% Going to Hell21% How evil are you?created with QuizFarm.com
Space Shuttle Atlantis 6-8-07
SPACE SHUTTLE ATLANTIS My First Manned Space Launch Last Night!!!
Not Feeloin Well
good morin all i wont be much today im dont feel very well at all , if u need anything please see smokingbibbw we have towo contest going the fathers day an all of have done such a great job, now we have the blast giveaway goin on we need help thier, i enter the the blast give away cause we need the blast for the family so ppl will see who we are yes the blast is for bbw/bhm bombers family, thank you all
Romantic Things To Surprise Your "honey" With..
Surprise them with a hug from behind while they are busy doing something Kiss them when they are in the middle of a sentence Send them text messages throughout the day Call them up on the phone and say nothing but I Love you Write I Love You on a piece of paper and put it in their pants pocket while they are taking a shower Go to a museum together Take a long drive in the country Put a flower on your their pillow Send flowers to them at work. Make them feel special in front of others Make up a secret code and page them with it all day Call in to work sick on the same day Buy a gift for them every day for a week Hold hands Take a long bath with lots of bubbles Leave a trail of rose petals from the door to your bedroom for them to follow Enjoy Champaign and strawberries together Buy them some nice cologne/perfume Start/end every day with a kiss Rent a paddleboat Run your fingers through their hair and speak softly to them while they fall asleep Ded
Queen - Don't Stop Me Now
Tarzan
When Jane initially met Tarzan in the jungle, she was attracted to him, and during her questions about his life, she asked him how he had sex? "Tarzan not know sex" he replied. Jane explained to him what sex was. Tarzan said "Oh,....Tarzan use knot- hole in trunk of tree." Horrified, Jane said, " Tarzan you have it all wrong, but I will show you how to do it properly." She took off her clothing and laid down on the ground. "Here" she said, pointing to her privates, "you must put it in here." Tarzan removed his loin cloth, showing Jane his considerable manhood, stepped closer to her and kicked her in the crotch! Jane rolled around in agony for what seemed like an eternity. Eventually she managed to grasp for air and shouted, "What the hell did you do that for?" Tarzan replied, "Check for squirrel."
Tribute Tattoo Contest!
Tribute Tattoo Contest! I need Tribute Tattoos for this contest! Contest will start on 6/4 thur 6/11 1st Tattoo is...... with 608 comments! 2nd Tattoo is...... with 583 comments! 3rd Tattoo is...... with 30 comments! 4th Tattoo is...... with 5 comments! 5th Tattoo is...... with 1 comments! Winners will get 2 gifts each! Comment bombing allowed and self bombing also! Want to enter just send me a link to ur pic or tell me and i will Rip your pic for you! Thanks Maria Click on pic to enter contest! ~~AnGeLHeArT~*Majorboredum* LoVeR69*~~ Owner Of *AnGeL FaMiLy *&* A.F.H.* ~ FoUnDeR Of~ * AnGeLs Of MeRcY BoMb SqUaD * ~@ CherryTAP
Being A Mother
I read this on one of my friends blogs and it really hit home for me. Hope everyone who reads it enjoys it. After 21 years of marriage, my wife wanted me to take another woman out to dinner and a movie. She said, "I love you, but I know this other woman loves you and would love to spend some time with you." The other woman that my wife wanted me to visit was my MOTHER, who has been a widow for 19 years, but the demands of my work and my three children had made it possible to visit her only occasionally. That night I called to invite her to go out for dinner and a movie. "What's wrong, are you well," she asked? My mother is the type of woman who suspects that a late night call or a surprise invitation is a sign of bad news. "I thought that it would be pleasant to spend some time with you," I responded. "Just the two of us." She thought about it for a moment, and then said, "I would like that very much." That Friday after work, as I drove over to pick her u p I was a bit nervous. Whe
Queen - Bohemian Rhapsody
King Of Ct Contest
http://www.cherrytap.com/viewimage.php?u=877010&albumid=382701&i=3958529643 Follow the link above,comment and vote,please i need all the help i can get,im losin my butt right now,if ya have some extra time please stop by and help me out,all bombers welcome lol
Wtf
Dont u think if they let us make lounges, u should be able to have all the advantages that come along with it, like showing how many people are in the lounge, how come some lounges have this and others dont... i know we all pay good money and promote our asses off to have this, how come nothing is being done about it?????/ alls i hear is "we are working on it" well how long and who is working on it cuz its not being done!!!!! I know i pay for blasts, i pay for my vic, i pay for other things that sponser this site, who is not paying the guy thats supposed to be fixing the lounges...
Sts-117 Atlantis Flight Day 2
STS-117 Atlantis Flight Day 2 06.09.07 10:08 AM EST It has been a long standing NASA tradition to play a crew wakeup call song.... Todays Song: "Big Boys Toys" by Aaron Tippin, Played for Commander Frederick Sturckow. Atlantis is currently 7,000 miles behind Station gaining @ 840 miles per orbit (90 minutes). During its first full day in orbit, the STS-117 crew will inspect Space Shuttle Atlantis’ heat shield and prepare for Sunday’s arrival at the International Space Station. Crew members will use Atlantis’ robotic arm and an orbiter boom extension to check out the spacecraft’s underside, nose cap and leading edges of the wings and will also take a closer look at the OMS Pod blanket damage. The inspections are conducted to see if any damage occurred to the heat shield during the climb to orbit that began when Atlantis lifted off at 7:38 p.m. EDT from Kennedy Space Center, Fla. In preparation for Sunday’s activities, the crew will extend the shuttle’s dockin
Calling All Friends And Fan's
If you have not already---Please stop by, drop this pic a 10, and drop a few comments---we would appreciate the help== Im on my knee's begging! Muahz Kiss** http://www.cherrytap.com/viewimage.php?u=877010&i=3958529643
~~let Me Fly~~
EITHER LET ME FLY OR GIVE ME DEATH/LET MY SOUL REST OR TAKE MY BREATH/IF I DONT FLY ILL ILL BE DEAD ANYWAY/EITHER LIVE ON OR ILL BE GONE ANYWAY... PPL WANNA KNOW ME NOW DIDNT WANNA PLAY WITH ME WANTED TO SHOW ME HOW/NO MEOW ITS ALL ABOUT THE BARK LET THE STUN LOSE BABY ITS ABOUT TO SPARK!! LIGHT UP THE NIGHT LIKE THE 4TH OF JULY/PPL KNOW WHEN I LET GO PPL DIE!AND THATS WHY IF U DONT KNOW YOU SLOW LIKE BOB MARLEY IF I DONT SHOW I GO!! I SOAK UP ALL THIS PAIN AND EXCEPT IT IN SILENCE WHEN U SEE ME U SEE THE VIOLENCE/ITS THE DOG BARKING UP THE TREE FOR THE CAT IN THE FOG BUT ALL YOU SEE IS THE BAT/FLAPPING AWAY BUT IM BLIND LIKE STEVIE PPL WANNA HEAR ME STILL TRYING TO SEE ME/STOP BIENG GREEDY YOU HEARD WHAT I SAID LET ME GO LET ME FLOW OR IM DEAD!!!! DIDNT KNOW THAT I PERSISTED IT Z THE CALL OF THE WILD/I MERELY SAY WATZ IN MY HEART AND U CALL IT A STYLE/DONT PUT ME IN A CAGE DONT MISTREAT IT U SAY U HUNGER FOR KNOWLEDGE HERE IT Z EA
Longer Soft
Sam and Abe, now in their eighties, first met in grade school. Their relationship now is playing cards, playing jokes and making bets. One day Sam calls Abe and says "I bet you that mine is longer soft than yours is hard. A thousand dollars." Abe replies "How can that be? If you know anything about biology you.... Sam interrupts "I called for a bet, not a lecture. Mine is longer soft than yours is hard...A thousand dollars...YES OR NO?" Abe says, "OK OK I'll take that bet. How long is yours soft?" Sam answers "Eleven years"
Best Children On Ct Contest!
Best Children On CT Contest! I need pics of More then 1 child for my Children Contest! 1st Kids Pic is..... with 810 comments! 2nd Kids Pic is...... with 773 comments! 3rd Kids Pic is...... with 1 comments! 4th Kids Pic is...... with 1 comments! 5th Kids Pic is...... with 1 comments! Can be other Family members with your child in pic is fine! Comment bombing allowed and Self bombing allowed! Comments + Rates = Total 2 Gifts from gift shop per winner! If u want to enter the contest plz send me link to ur pic in my messages or tell me and i will rip it for u ! Contest will start on 6/5 thur 6/12 Thanks Maria Click on pic to enter contest! ~~AnGeLHeArT~*Majorboredum* LoVeR69*~~ Owner Of *AnGeL FaMiLy *&* A.
First One
Well hello new site............my sis on here so i thought id take alook around.But as I see Know one around my area interesting..........ahhhhhhhhhhhh such is life !!!Well Look forward to new friends
I Get To Keep My House
Yeah! I get to keep the house! I can only give her half of what I owe but she is going to work with us on the rest. Thank god! I was so worried and stuff. I feel so much better right now. I feel like a weight has been lifted off my shoulders and the world is a better place. Plus the excitent is building from Ernie may be getting a much better job. They said he is like number one for the job so cross your fingers and pray for me that he gets it, plus the kids birthdays are coming soon, so I am excited about all of that. You have no idea how much better I feel. Thank god!!!!
Championship
as some of you know my son's baseball team played last night for the state championship,,and yep as you can tell they wonnnnnnnn! It was an awesome game..right down to the last strike! this is the firs time in i think 25 years that they have won it. In past years they have been to this point 4 times and to the semi finals about 8 but never won it! NOT THIS YEAR,,, WOOOHOOOOOOO! They all did a great job.Also the pitcher that they had to face was drafted by the Houston Astro's the day before. I have to give credit the pitcher was amazing throwing 90 miles an hour! Best of luck to him and his new career! Now i get to brag,,my son had the clutch hit in the first inning with a single that scored an rbi and no more points were scored.like i said it was an awesome game!! the score, seymour 2 waterford 0! sorry i got the information wrong in the beginning, symour hasnt own the title since 1969! TO ALL THE PALYERS,,,BIG OLE CONGRATULATIONS! YOU GUYS ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCK!!BIG TIME!
Queen - "killer Queen"
Help Still Needed And Thanks ...
I WOULD LIKE TO START OFF BY THANKING EVERYONE WHO HAS CAME AND HELPED WITH MY FIRST CONTEST "BEST BACK TATTOO" RATHER IF IT HAS BEEN BY JUST A VOTE AND ONE COMMENT OR BOMBING AND OF COURSE ALL OF THE HELP OF REPOSTING BULLETINS... THE CONTEST IS STILL GOING ITS OVER ON MONDAY THE 11TH... PLEASE REMEMBER RATES COUNT AS WELL SO IF YOU CAN JUST RATE AND LEAVE ONE COMMENT THAT IS GREAT AND IF YOU CAN BOMB IT THAT IS EVEN BETTER... THANKS AGAIN ... *HUGS* Stunning@ CherryTAP
Friends
hey to all of my friends if i don't hear form you i will delete you from my friends list
Queen-we Will Rock You
Removing
I've been taken alot of photo's off because I'm gonna be taken some new ones of our vacation, can't wait really an hope you all enjoy em... I will miss ya guys (ALOT).
Queen - We Are The Champions
Read And Think About It
HOMOPHOBIA/TRANSPHOBIA Whether you are homosexual, transsexual or not, you should repost this in support of your friends and loved ones who are. Love is not defined by color, creed, or gender. I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian. I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman. I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights. We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time. I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room. I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me. I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high
Queen - We Will Rock You/we Are The Champions (live Aid '85)
Good To Be Back
Well fellow cherry tappers and friends of mine im home for good now so if you wanna hit me up on my page i look forward to hearing from you all!
Newbie Alert!
Hello everyone ... i thought i had better write to say thank you for all the comments and friend requests. I'm sorry i haven't replied to all of you individually but i am really struggling to get my head around what the fook is going on here! (Newbies huh?!) lol Anyway ... i don't want you all to think i'm an ignorant bitch so here is my collective thank you to you all.....MWAH
E Mail Forwards Are Gay
whats the fuckin point you pass around email its pointless useless and i fuckin hate em ..id rather fuck a duck than send chains...
Those Born 1930-1979
TO ALL THE KIDS WHO SURVIVED the 1930's, 40's, 50's, 60's and 70's!! First, we survived being born to mothers who smoked and/or drank while they were pregnant. They took aspirin, ate blue cheese dressing, tuna from a can, and didn't get tested for diabetes. Then after that trauma, we were put to sleep on our tummies in baby cribs covered with bright colored lead-based paints. We had no childproof lids on medicine bottles, doors or cabinets and when we rode our bikes, we had no helmets, not to mention, the risks we took hitchhiking. As infants & children, we would ride in cars with no car seats, booster seats, seat belts or air bags. Riding in the back of a pick up on a warm day was always a special treat. We drank water from the garden hose and NOT from a bottle. We shared one soft drink with four friends, from one bottle and NO ONE actually died from this. We ate cupcakes, white bread and real butter and drank Kool-aid made with sugar, but we weren't o
Driving Lessons Scheduled (woohoo)
I just made the call. I have money set up for lessons. All i need to do is fill out the contract have mymoney ready(which it will be) and then everything is set. And she will work with me :D One step closer to getting my drivers license. I hoep i do well learning. Ir eally need to get out of the city for a while. And now it's time to do some yardwork.
Finally! Im On The Air!
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Sts-117 Atlantis Flight Day 1
STS-117 Atlantis Flight Day 1 6.9.07 12:37 AM A four inch piece of Thermal Protection System (TPS) blanket is protruding out of the port OMS (Orbital Maneuvering System) Pod - and is currently being evaluated by managers on the ground. The damage to the blanket was reported by the crew at 3:45am GMT at the latter stages of Flight Day 1. Flight Day 2 involves a full day of inspections-as scheduled-which will include a closer look at the OMS Pod blanket. Red Arrow points to damaged area. Detailed inspections of the orbiter were made routine after the loss of STS-107 Columbia in 2003. High definition cameras on the shuttles robotic arm are used to inspect every square inch of the TPS (Thermal Protection System.) Crew Wakeup is scheduled for 10:00 AM EST. More information on the damage above and any other areas will be posted once it is made available. Watch Live: http://www.nasa.gov/multimedia/nasatv
Kenny R
I Can't Unlove You Kenny Rogers Postcards and letters Pictures made to last forever To Be boxed up and tossed away Nick-Nacs and Souvenirs In an afternoon They're out of here They'll disappear without a trace What they mean to me can never be replaced [chorus] I can't unthink about you I can't unfeel your touch I can't unhear all the words Unsay all the things that used to mean so much I wish I could unremember Everything my hearts been through Im finding out its impossible to do Oh, its no use I cant unlove you Interstates and old songs Like time they go on and on I guess I could learn to do the same I could wake up without you These two arms not around you Tell myself it's meant to be this way No matter how I try Some things I can't change. [chorus] I can't unthink about you I can't unfeel your touch I can't unhear all the words Unsay all the things that used to mean so much I wish I could unremember Everything my hearts been through Im fin
A True Interview With A Marine!!
Marine Corps General Reinwald was interviewed on the radio the other day and you'll love his reply to the lady who interviewed him concerning guns and children. Regardless of how you feel about gun laws you gotta love this!!!! This is one of the best comeback lines of all time. It is a portion of National Public Radio (NPR) interview between a female broadcaster and US Marine Corps General Reinwald who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military installation. FEMALE INTERVIEWER: So, General Reinwald, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your base? GENERAL REINWALD: We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery, and shooting. FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it? GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the rifle range. FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children? GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see how
The Drunk
He did it again Went out and got wasted He knew he shouldnt have But that the only time he is happy He knew he had to work He just didnt care He over sleep the next morning Now he is in trouble He just dont know how much He got to work late Still smelling like booze Sleep it off some But is still tipsy He needs help bad But is scared to ask for it So many people is willing But he thought he was fine Last night was the last straw He finally realized That he is a drunk
Starbucks
About a mile from my house is a Starbucks (As many as there are now, I'd figured there should be one in my house). This Starbucks is always hoppin'. It's in a little shopping center and the drive thru at the Starbucks screws up the traffic for the shopping center. People sit outside the Starbucks in all types of weather drinking coffee. It's insane, but it got me curious. I decided that I should do some much needed research. The question I wanted answered is, "What is it about Starbucks that makes people want to spend so much money on one cup of coffee?" So I set off on a journey to Starbucks down the road from my house. Maybe it isn't as exciting as an Indiana Jones story, but hey, I was looking for the answer to coffee, not trying to find the Holy Grail. So I enter the Starbucks and I'm struck by how little lighting the place has. It was very dark. It felt like I was in an opium den. I was scared, but I didn't run. I waited in line for like ten minutes all the while lo
My Fiance
I have changed over the last couple weeks. It is all because I met a very amazing girl named Shae. Technically I have known her for what seems like a long long time, but it hadn't been till recently that we actually met in person. We originally met online over a year ago. Over the internet we talked about what was going on in our lives, what we had gone through, relationships, life, and other stuff. We were getting along great. Not to mention she had been calling me her future husband. In my mind I was saying to myself, "I want to be her future husband." We always told each other that we would meet in person one day. Although we decided it would be me who would travel. I told her that when I had the money and the time I would go see her. When I was at Fort Gordon, GA for training I decided that I would take the weekend off and go see Shae in Alabama. I was nervous the whole week before the weekend. I was nervous and telling myself do it, no don't do it. I went back and forth with m
Quote For June 9
I have fought against the people of the North because I believed they were seeking to wrest from the South its dearest rights. But I have never cherished toward them bitter or vindictive feelings, and have never seen the day when I did not pray for them. -- Robert E. Lee Bonus Quote: If you don't know where you are going, any road will get you there. -- Lewis Carroll This public service is brought to you daily by CT's Yoda©, speak to you I will!
Artistic & Sexy Contest (please Read)
I am in a contest...Artistic & Sexy. I would appreciate it if you find my photo to be most artistic to rate it and only comment once to let me know what you think of it. Click on this link below and enjoy :) Thank you for your support all!!
New Chapter In Life
In life their comes a time when that lil voice in side of all of us that says and makes u think. "Holy Shit batman, what the hell am i doing" Have u ever gone down the road as a kid and sat in the back seat of car, and see a big 18 wheel truck, and do everything can to get them to blow that horn. sure u have, we all have done it. Well in a few days ill be going to truck driving sch an learn how to drive one of those 18 wheel trucks. so i can return the favor for those kids an blow that horn. Its something i have always wanted to do, and have put it in the back of my mind only to put it off, till now. Sure its something for me, but in the end, it is to make a better life for my daughter. as parents we all do/want that, to make a better life for are kids. give then something more then what we had. I'll try and keep a thing going on my travails. And let you all know where im at, an what i see.
Poem
Just for this morning: I am going to smile when i see your face and laugh when i feel like crying. Just for this morning: I will let you choose what you want to wear and smile and say how perfect it is. Just for this morning: I am going to step over the laundry and pick you up and take you to the park to play. Just for this morning: I will leave the dishes in the sink and Let you teach me how to put that puzzle of yours together. Just for this Afternoon: I will unplug the telephone and keep the computer off and sit with you in the back yard and blow bubbles. Just for this afternoon: I will not yell once, not even a tiny grumble when you Scream and whine for the ice cream truck and I will buy you one if he comes by. Just for this afternoon: I wont worry about what you are going to be when you grown up, Or second guess every decision i have made where you were concerned. Just for this afternoon: I will let you help me bake cookies and I wont stand over you trying
The Plan!
The Plan! Robin Williams, wearing a shirt that says "I love New York" in Arabic. You gotta love Robin Williams...... Even if he's nuts! Leave it to Robin Williams to come up with the perfect plan. What we need now is for our UN Ambassador to stand up and repeat this message. Robin Williams' plan... (Hard to argue with this logic!) "I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan for peace. So, here's one plan." 1) "The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Tojo, Noriega, Milosevic, Hussein, and the rest of those "good ole boys", we will never "interfere" again. 2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany, South Korea, the Middle East, and the Philippines. They don't want us there. We would station troops at our borders. No one allowed sneaking through holes in the fence. 3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to
B-52's Love Shack' Re-open
B-52's 'Love Shack' re-opens It's been 15 years since the New Wave quintet has put out an album, but the wait is almost over. The B-52's, who've holed up in Athens, Ga., for two months to record the still-untitled album, have put together 11 new tracks. The band plans on an early 2008 release. "There's more electronica on it," singer Fred Schneider said in an interview from his Long Island home. "It's up-tempo and a bit sexed-up. It's sexier than ever." Will the B-52's revamped sound resurrect their careers? Will they revamp their look too, or will Cindy Wilson and Kate Pierson threaten Amy Winehouse's title as queen of the beehive?
The Long Blonde Have Plenty Of Bounce
The Long Blondes have plenty of bounce The dance floor was only half full, but that didn’t stop British dance punk band The Long Blondes from giving an energetic, commanding performance at Washington, D.C.'s Rock and Roll Hotel on Thursday night. Fronted by the oh-so-stylish Kate Jackson sporting a Parisian-style scarf, the band spun a steady four-to-the-floor beat, interwoven with highly danceable tunes like Separated by Motorways, Giddy Stratospheres and Once and Never Again. Songs from their debut album, Someone to Drive You Home, reflect a number of influences, blending the power of Blondie circa 1977, the playful innocence of '60s pop, the grit of The Ramones -– all dipped in the smoky, sweet Siouxsie-like voice of Jackson. Guitarists Dorian Cox and Emma Chaplin lent a rockabilly insouciance, and Screech Louder added fervor to tunes like Weekend Without Makeup with thunderous, rolling drums.
***get Registered For Prizes Now!!!!***
Click banner to enter lounge TONIGHT IS THE BIG NIGHT FULL OF PRIZES STARTING AT 8PM EST!! CONTACT CSC by CherryTap Mail or at original_csc@yahoo.com FOR YOUR CHANCE TO WIN!! 6:00PM EST 8:00PM EST Click banner to enter lounge Turn-It Up Trivia Rules The game starts at 8:00pm EST and ends at 10:00pm EST Players will pick a number between 1 & 50 Your number will correspond with a Rock trivia question The DJ will read the question, if you get the correct answer to your question, you're a winner! 1 prize will be given away every 15 minutes. 1 prize per winner. Players must be present in lounge to win. 10:00PM EST Click banner to enter lounge Evil Escapades Rules The game starts at 10:00pm EST and ends at 2:00am EST Each player will pick a number between 1 & 50 The number they choose will correspond with a song title Pay Attention! Because when your song plays, you're a winner! 1 prize will be given out every 1/2 hour. 1 prize per winn
Afternoon News Roundup
Afternoon news roundup Here are a few nuggets to shake you out of your midday slump: - It seems like Amy Winehouse is swimming in newlywed bliss. The singer, who married Blake Fielder-Civil in a small Miami wedding in May, says she'd happily hang up her career to be a mother.
~~gratitude Affirmations~~
~~Gratitude Affirmations~~ I am thankful for all the I have, for all that I don't have, and for all that I have been given here and now. Everything in my life, every thought, feeling, face, moment, and situation is a divine gift and I am wholeheartedly thankful. Knowing that the Universe is my unlimited source of supply, I walk in the way of success and prosperity. Thank you to EVERYTHING and Everyone, for all You have provided me—now and always. This day, I am content. I am grateful for all that is, and is not here now. I am thankful for this physical vehicle I call my body - I am thankful for all the work it does. I give it my loving attention, and it gives to me the gifts of this physical experience. I am thankful for the creative thoughts that rise and allow me to perceive all that is here now. I am thankful for all the help, guidance, and support that is constantly coming to me. I am thankful for the whole of the experi
Will The Spice Girls Reunite
Will the Spice Girls reunite? Posh seems to think so. The well-clad wife of soccer superstar David Beckham says that a reunion will "definitely" happen in the next few months. Victoria attended the U.K. Glamour awards Tuesday night, where she broke the news. "We'll see what turns out, but between you and me, I'm really hopeful that it definitely will happen," she said at the event.
He He
Now theres another one lol
Please Vote @ New Country Star Every Hr
THESE TRULY REPRESENT WHAT COUNTRY IS CLICK BANNER BELOW AND VOTE NEW MALE VOCALIST > NEW FEMALE VOCALIST NEW FAV BAND
You Know Your In Trouble When!!
1. Your wife says "Good morning Bill" & your name is Wally. 2. You put your bra on backwards, & it fits better. 3. You call Suicide Prevention, and they put you on hold. 4. The car horn goes off accidentally, & remains stuck while you're following a group of Hell's Angels. 5. Your birthday cake collapses from the weight of the candles. 6. You wake face down on the footpath. 7. You see a '60 Minutes' team waiting in your office. 8. You want to put on clothes you wore home from the party, and there aren't any. 9. You put on the news, & they're showing emergency routes out of the city. 10. The boss tells you not to bother taking off your coat. 11. The bird singing outside your window is a vulture. 12. You walk to work & then find your dress is stuck in the back of your pantyhose (even more embarrassing if you're a woman!) 13. You call your answering service, and they tell you it's none of your business. 14. Your blind date turns out to be your wife.
Things You Will Never Hear A Guy Say!!
No I don't want another beer. I have to work tomorrow. Her tits are just too big. Sometimes I just want to be held. That chick on "Murder, She Wrote" is hot. Sure, I'd love to wear a condom. We haven't been to the mall for ages, let's go shopping and I can hold your purse. Fuck Monday Night Football, let's watch Melrose Place. It's late. Put your clothes back on and I'll take you home. Honey, I'm going to the store, do you need more tampons? I know you just blew me, but I need a kiss. I'm sick of beer, give me a fruit juice with a lemon twist. Great, your mother's coming to stay with us again. I wonder if my gorgeous neighbor knows that her drapes are open when she's getting ready for bed?. I should tell her. No way, you weeded the garden last week. It's my turn. Better get rid of these old Penthouse magazines. I don't look at them any more. I understand. This movie has too much nudity. No, I don't want to see your sister's tits. Da
R Kelly No. 1 Fans Snap Up 'double Up'
R. Kelly's No. 1: Fans snap up 'Double Up' R. Kelly’s salacious Double Up, boosted by single I’m a Flirt, enters Billboard at No. 1 after selling 386,000 copies, according to Nielsen SoundScan.
New Orleans
Whats The Point?
Well, here's another blog for me to start and then ignore, lol. I have done it on Livejournal, I've done it on MySpace, and now here. When I have something to say, I'll come in and say it, but until then, don't hold your breath. Love and kisses to you all, stay out of trouble, and to all my 'Los and 'Lettes, MMFCL!!!
Amw Insider
**Not sure if this will show all the graphics and stuff..if not I'll repost it later..or fix it later ** ================= The Ponytail Bandit Illegally Blonde! Have you noticed the recent trend of bizarre bank robberies? Since last October, we've seen a lot of off-the-wall crooks here at AMW, like a teenage girl with a cell phone, New Jersey's "Mad Hatter" and Barbie Bandits in Georgia -- all robbing banks. Now, we've got a new one on our hands. Police are calling her the Ponytail Bandit. The FBI says it started last month when a seemingly-innocent 20-something strolled into an Austin, Texas bank. But her intentions became clear when she handed the teller a note demanding $20, $50, and $100 bills. She earned her nickname by wearing a baseball cap that partially covers her trademark - a blonde ponytail. Cops say the Austin heist wasn't an isolated incident. They think the crooked co-ed may have been responsible for holdups in California and Washington State as well. T
What Deadly Sin Are You?
Which Deadly Sin Is Yours?LustYou crave the pleasures of the body. Your lustful desires make you crave more of what you know is good.Find out your Deadly Sin at Quizopolis.com
My Daughter
Yesterday was one of the worse days of my life,nothing is more scarier than seeing your child hurt to the point that you yourself cant fix it. My 3 year old daughter was swimming having a good time.She decided to get out the pool and go potty,well coming down the ladder she was getting frontwards facing out.She slipped off landing head first on the bucket to rinse off thier feet. (Note i was using an old mop bucket cause it was the shortest bucket i had)The prongs that hold the handle gashed her head 1 1/2 inches.Resulting in a 6 hour wait at the ER,and 3 staples to the head. Just letting you all know that these things are the scariest things to ever happen to a mother.I sat up with her all night while she slept to make sure she didnt stay sleeping forever. Nothing worse than the thought of losing a child to a pure accendent. She is doing fine now,fighting with her sister for the TV,and being her normal 3 yr old bossy self.!! Much love to everyone who takes the time to r
Barry White - Playing Your Game Baby
Barry White - Just The Way You Are
Daily Horoscope: Libra For June 9,2007
Right now you can't stand the thought of doing anything by committee, but you might need some help. Try giving the truth a little sugar coating and see if people don't come around to your way of thinking.
Crush
Still no one coming frwd on my crush lol im bored someone come frwd lol
Barry White - Can't Get Enough Of Your Love Babe
Sts-117 Atlantis Launch Video
STS-117 Atlantis Launch Video 6.8.07 @7:38 PM EST Watch Live: http://www.nasa.gov/multimedia/nasatv
Barry White & Pavarotti - My First, My Last, My Everything
Begging Again
we did so well lastnight- we were way ahead, but over night I fell behind by almost 1000, please help! If you would just stop by rate and drop 2 or 3 comments, I would forever be greatful. http://www.cherrytap.com/viewimage.php?u=877010&albumid=382701&i=3958529643
What Care Bear Are You?
See what Care Bear you are.
Vonda Shepard ; Searchin' My Soul
Ally Mcbeal: Woman - Ling And Nelle Sing 'woman'
Ally McBeal: Woman - Ling and Nelle sing 'Woman'
Geeze
Woke up this morning to being 1000 behind--go figure, musta been the elfs over night--I know you all are tired of my begging.. But please help us! If everyone that reads this would PLEASE drop him a 10---and just a few comments. I would forever be in ur debt ;) Kiss http://www.cherrytap.com/viewimage.php?u=877010&albumid=382701&i=3958529643
Thanks Sooo Very Much Ya'll
WOW !!! What a way to wake up in the mornin'...I went to bed a cherry lover and woke up a cherry pimp... I would like to send out a big THANK YOU SOOO VERY MUCH...to the following people for doing this last night as I slept...It sure was a big surprise to me...Especially KDM, who I know arranged this...Much Love, Sweetie... Go show 'em some love, they are some of the awesomest people on cherry.... My Love to ALL of ya.... KDM@ CherryTAP Warlox~WRR Army~Cru's Bodyguard~Death of the Tormented~LDC~Lord to Lady Plexi~My Heart¢¾@ CherryTAP BooBoo.......Club F.A.R...@ CherryTAP Red Delicious ~ Club F.A.R. Member ~@ CherryTAP AGAIN, THANK YA'LL SOOOO VERY MUCH !!!!!!
Tom Jones - The Reason
Tomorrow Is Supposed To Be A Happy Day
Here I sit, at my mother's house in my old bedroom, the first place that I ever made love, the first place I ever layed with the boy that would later be my husband, and tomorrow, June 10th, is my birthday, his birthday, our anniversary, and will make 9yrs to the day since I gave myself to him... But tomorrow will not be a happy day, instead of holding me, kissing me, and loving me like he always does, my Jimmy is locked away in a tiny jail cell, waiting to see if/when he will get to hold me again. Tomorrow, instead of holding him and telling him happy birthday/anniversary, I get to put my hand on a piece of glass and talk through a phone.... GOD DAMMIT!!!!!!!!!! TOMORROW IS SUPPOSED TO BE HAPPY!!!!!!!!!!!
Tom Jones - End Of The Road
Wife 1.0
Dear Tech Support: Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activities, such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0, Going To The Pub 7.5, and Softball 3.6 I can\'t seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my other favorite applications. I\'m thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0 , but the uninstall doesn\'t work on Wife 1.0. Please help! Thanks, Troubled User..... _____________________ REPLY: Dear Troubled User: This is a very common problem that men often complain about. Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!! It is also impossible to dele
Tom Jones - Fly To The Moon
Today Is My Big Day
well at 2pm eastern time i start my show off in the dark shadows lounge/ goth-radio, i plan on doing an all 80's show so please stop by and join me http://www.cherrytap.com/lounge.php?l=7461
It's Not Unusual - Tom Jones
She's A Lady - Tom Jones
Assassin
What Type of Killer Are You? [cool pictures] You are an assassin.That means you are a proffessional and do your job without mixing any emotions in it. In your life you have probably been hurt many times and have gotten some mental scars. This results in you being distant from people. Though many think that you are evil, you are not. What you really are is a person, trying to forget your pain and past. You are the person who never seems to care and that is why being an assassin fits you good. Atleast, that's what people think. Even if you don't care that much for your victims, you still have the ability to care and to generally feel. It is not lost, just a little forgotten. In crowds you tend to not get to noticed, and dress in black or other discrete colours. You don't being in the spotlight and wish people would just leave you alone. But once you do get close to someone you have a hard time letting go and get real down if you loose him/her.Main weapon: SniperQuote:"The walls
Usa Today
Have u ever stopped and actually thought about the way the world is today? Mainly , the USA in general...About how the crime rate is constantly on the rise wherever u may go??? Its so very true, that our society is continually getting more and more violent.. More murders and still more drunk drivers killing innocent people... Its as though people never truly learn from others mistakes, only from there own, if they are lucky. And the war on the other hand, is soo stupid! I mean we going there to fight a neverending battle where we keep losing more and more lives. Like stuff never gets better. I dont know whats going on. Like even down the the youth of today's society.. The teenagers and young adults are becoming more and more careless. Which another, ongoing problem we have in society is the high birth rate with young woman. Me, personally, i feel this is soo tragic,and very depressing 2 realize. I mean, its like 1 of the saddest things in the world. because these young woman are alread
Aphrodities And Devilish Dd's Hideout
Aphrodities and Devilish DD's Hideout CLICK PIC TO JOIN Also the lounge is looking for help if your willing to help on positions in the lounge please join the lounge and reply to the help wanted section in the discussions. We Need The Fallowing so far 3 Bartenders 3 Greeter 2 female dancers 2 male dancer 3 promoters Enforcers 2 between midnight central time to 6am central time 2 from 6am till w/e Now a Proud Member of the Wildin Out Radio Station --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Life's Treasures
The good things in your life are infinitely more enjoyable when you avoid becoming dependent on them. If you see yourself as desperately needing something, the fear of losing it prevents you from getting full benefit from it. Many of life's frustrations come from being unable to fully enjoy the good things that are already right in front of you. The desire to hold on tightly to the things you have can make those things virtually worthless. Security is not attained by hiding away from life. The most enduring form of security is found in knowing that you can deal successfully and positively with whatever may happen. Life's treasures become useless when they remain locked inside a vault of your own making. What good is it to have anything of value if you must live in fear of losing it? Instead, take the treasure that is your life out into the world and enjoy it. Focus on the possibilities and not on the fears. The more you think you need, the more those needs will hold you ba
The 'rules Of The South' Are As Follows!!!
The 'Rules of the South' are as follows!!! 1. Pull your droopy pants up. You look like an idiot. 2. Turn your cap right, your head isn't crooked. 3. Let's get this straight; it's called a "gravel road." I drive a pickup truck because I want to. No matter how slow you drive, you're going to get dust on your Lexus. Drive it or get out of the way. 4. So you have a! $60,000 car. We're impressed. We have $250,000 cotton strippers that are driven only 3 weeks a year. 5. So every person in the south waves. It's called being friendly. Try to understand the concept. 6. If that cell phone rings while a bunch of doves are coming in, we WILL shoot it out of your hand. You better hope you don't have it up to your ear at the time. 7. Yeah, we eat catfish & Crawfish. You really want sushi & caviar? It's available at the corner bait shop. 8. The "Opener" refers to the first day of deer season. It's a religious holiday held the closest Saturday to the first of
Rainbow Globe
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Blog
i guess this is where im suppsoe to say something smart or ramble on about somethiong well not much to say so untill next time join me for another exciting blog moment
I Might Be Busy, But...
I also do not have that much of an interest here. I am not looking for cheap sex, be it real or pixellated. I'm up for conversation, but the majority just seem to want fans, "friends", and the next rank. So I'll be around, but this place is not my life.
The Tracks Of My Tears
WARNING: THIS IS NOT WHAT IT SEEMS AND MAY BE OFFENSIVE TO THE "WEAKER" STOMACHS OF SOME CHERRIES.
The Moon Will Send My Love From A Thousand Miles Away
Of Parables
Gm
good morning all my awsome friends,i hope you have a wonderfull sat and remeber to keep a smile on them cute little faces love you all
Street Fest
Ok, Last night, I headed out to go down to my favorite hang out place on the weekends, The Irish Pub. It's a short walk to downtown from my place right now. When I move back into the barracks, I'll have catch a cab but this is a good set up for now. Anyway, as soon as I hit the street, I could here the music and knew it was gonna be a GREAT night. I believe the reason that germans and Americans get along so well is that German know how to throw great parties and Americans LOVE to go to great parties. It's a match made in heaven. It took me about 45 minutes to walk there. I was expecting one of the Parks to be filled with booths, Brat and beer stands, and, obviously, a stage to be set up, and then the WalkPlatz to be half filled. This is not what I found! They had the Grass area in front of the KurHouse FILLED with booths and a stage and the Main roda CLOSED off for atleats 2 kilometers. They had another Stage set up in the MIDDLE of the road and was playing techno
How A 7 Year Old Explains Sex
Little Johnny was 7 years old and like other boys his age rather curious. He had been hearing quite a bit about 'making out' from the older boys, and he wondered what it was and how it was done. One day he took his question to his mother, who became rather flustered. Instead of explaining things to Johnny, she told him to hide behind the curtains one night and watch his older sister and her boyfriend. This he did. The following morning, Johnny described EVERYTHING to his mother. "Sis and her boyfriend sat and talked for a while, then he turned off most of the lights. Then he started kissing and hugging her. I figured 'Sis must be getting sick, because her face started looking funny. He must have thought so too, because he put his hand inside her blouse to feel her heart, just the way the doctor would. Except he's not as smart as the doctor because he seemed to
Fireman
When the fire trucks are delayed 40 seconds in traffic, People say: "It took them 20 minutes to get here." When the truck races at 40 m.p.h., it's: "Look at those reckless fools." When four men struggle with an eight-man ladder: "They don't even know how to raise a ladder." When firemen open windows for ventilation to reduce heat in fighting a fire: "Look at the wrecking crew." When they open the floor to get at a blaze: "There goes the ax squad." If the chief stands back where he can see and direct his men, people say: "He's afraid to go where he sends his men." If they lose a building: "It's a lousy department." If they make a good "stop" folks say: "The fire didn't amount to much." If lots of water is necessary: "They are doing more damage with water than the flames." If a fireman gets hurt: "He was a careless guy." If a citizen gets hurt: "It's a crazy department." If a fireman inspects a citizen's property: "He's meddling in somebody bu
Aphrodities & Devilish Dd's Hideout
Aphrodities and Devilish DD's Hideout CLICK PIC TO JOIN Also the lounge is looking for help if your willing to help on positions in the lounge please join the lounge and reply to the help wanted section in the discussions. We Need The Fallowing so far 3 Bartenders 3 Greeter 2 female dancers 2 male dancer 3 promoters Enforcers 2 between midnight central time to 6am central time 2 from 6am till w/e Now a Proud Member of the Wildin Out Radio Station --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
G0tta Love Streaming Movies
Saw Knocked Up tonight.. super good! And freeeee boooyah! hehe Watched Alphadog last night.. ohhmygosh great movie! Ive never been a huge fan of Timberlakes muzic, but I think he's a good actor. Neways... so my son's here and been sleeping since 11.. which is totally not like him, he usually stays up till like 10am n I'm the one sleeping, but it was his last week of skool for summer break and he had alots of fun n I guess got worn out.. We took some pix tonite and this boy is the cutest EVER! I have no more room to upload so I'm gonna make a slide show, cuz you know they are just too cute to keep to myself. K, well this heffa is going to bed.. its almost 4am and tomorrow we are going downtown to see Spidey 3 at the IMAX.. I think, well its either that or Pirates Rarrrr.. *shrugs* then were off to ride the Gondolla.. w00t! Hope ya'll have a great wkend! Tootles! Oh yah.. slide show.. here it is.. drum roll pleeeeeze!
Party Your Rocks Off Tonight At 9:00 Pm
ARE YOU READY TO PARTY YOUR ROCKS OFF? Tonight at 9:00pm (Eastern US) we will be hosting a party in the Hot Rocks Radio Lounge. We will be giving away Prizes and rocking out to the best music around. Come meet our DJ's and the Mighty Hot Shots! This is one party you do NOT want to miss! Click the picture below to Join the Lounge!
If We Fall In Love
Need Your Help
That really sweet guy that makes free skins for everyone is in 4th place right now in a contest and is 2000 comments behind 1st. PLEASE COMMENT BOMB THIS PICTURE! Click Picture below to begin bombing The rules are as follows: ------------------------------------- King of CT Contest!!! By Plznoexcuses Hello Cherry Tappers, I want to host a contest. This is open for the Men... King of CT Contest will start on Friday June 8th at noon, run thru to Friday June 15th at noon... Rating goes by total number, not percentage. 1 is the same as a 10. So no downrating please... Let's keep it fun... Don't want to have to delete anyone because of their friends voting for them... Comment bombing is allowed... Comments are part of the total score so bomb them all you want. Example: If comments = 1000 and rates = 150 then your total score equals 1150. Rules: You can comment on your own pic... So pimp yourselves out anyway you want... Just don't piss anyone o
Episode 68: On This Strange Highway
I'm often amazed at certain everyday things. While I view the collective of humanity with a general disgust and complete apathy, on an individual level, I can find them enjoyable or even completely revolting. Thursday proved to be very interesting indeed. I'd expected another night at work where my stress levels would go up and wouldn't come down until I'd end the night but it wasn't to be so. Earlier in the day, one of the inmates (one that has never been much in the way of trouble) was suckerpunched by another, renowned for his irrational fits of uncontrollable temperament. This meant the three hour trip to Shreveport, to the charity hospital, which would prove to be an exercise in lengthy stays. If it's one thing I love about work, it's taking trips. The overtime, being off the compound, the feeling that anything can, and ususally does, happen...it's all great. There's also a sense of irony in it. To know that someone as certainly as insane as I has been entrusted out in the publ
So I Was At 7-11 This Morning Listening To My Ipod When This Chick Says...
"hey, is that save ferris?" and i was like "yea. you reconized the horn section?" and she's like "i reconized everything about it." that was pretty damn cool. never talked to someone who knew who save ferris were, before.
Love
YOU WILL NEVER KNOW Your smile, your laugh, your laugh, your silly damn faces, Your sharp wit, your voice, the loving way you say my name Makes me quiver from head to toe. But you will never know! The hours of idle talk. The boxes of tissues from me crying. The touch of your hand in simple play. The gesture of a stupid call every day. But you will never know! You will never know the joy that all of this brings to my life. You will never know how you fill my life. You will never know you are the love of my life. I will never let you know. I love you!
Don't Ever Stop Dreaming
Don't ever be reluctant to show your feelings when you're happy, give in to it. When you're not, live with it. Don't ever be afraid to try to make things better you might be surprised at the results. Don't ever take the weight of the world on your shoulders. Don't ever feel threatened by the future, take life one day at a time. Don't ever feel guilty about the past what's done is done. Learn from any mistakes you might have made. Don't ever feel that you are alone there is always somebody there for you to reach out to. Don't ever forget that you can achieve so many of the things you can imagine. ... It's not as hard as it seems. Don't ever stop loving don't ever stop believing, don't ever stop dreaming your dreams.
Madeliene Mccann Sites
http://www.bringmadeleinehome.com/news/last_photo.asp http://www.snopes.com/inboxer/missing/mccann.asp didnt know of any other way to post this stuff.
Save The Best For Last
Love
LOCKED AWAY FROM ALL A small bonfire is a resemblance of my hearts desire for you. Feed it and it rages. Smother it and it dies. My mind clicks when I hear your favorite song. My blood begins to race through my veins. Any little thing that reminds me of you puts a smile on my face, Even for a second when no one else is watching or notices. I tell myself "God I hope they didn't see that!" For what I feel for you will be locked away inside of me like an impregnable fortress never to be conquered. The one key to the gate is your words telling me you want me as I do you. Until that time I will remain silent in my love
Love
NEVER MY LOVER IN LIFE Wanting compassion, wanting love, wanting to be touched. Longing for the perfect intimacy to find me. Over my life not finding anything but hopeless, heartless physical greed in the touches I had been given. Always yearning for that one touch that would set my body ablaze. I find the compatibility in you I have searched for so long but can never have, as you are my friend. And never to be my lover. Only the lover of my emotional turmoil and pain. this is dedicated to the best man in my life and you know who you are!
Relationships
NEVER MY LOVER IN LIFE Wanting compassion, wanting love, wanting to be touched. Longing for the perfect intimacy to find me. Over my life not finding anything but hopeless, heartless physical greed in the touches I had been given. Always yearning for that one touch that would set my body ablaze. I find the compatibility in you I have searched for so long but can never have, as you are my friend. And never to be my lover. Only the lover of my emotional turmoil and pain. this is dedicated to the best man in my life and you know who you are
Friendships
A shell of a being, a hollow heart, caused by pain and neglect. Unknowing to life of the present as I reside in the hurt of my past. Longing for change not knowing how to attain it, not wanting to believe what I hear… That I'm hiding in my own fears. Where to begin and how to revive the heart that lays hollow in my chest, black and broken. Then I feel a strange feeling of warmth around me as I slowly realize it's you trying to bring me back from my emotional death. for my C.
The Kitchen Witch
This weekend must be my cooking weekend. I just tried out a new recipe. Well it's not new, but new to me. I put it together myself. It's nothing really special, but easy to cook and healthy too. It's stuffed Zucchini If you try it out, let me know how you liked it and if the recipe is written understandable lol. Yesterday, I made a cherry tart. Too bad I didn't work with a recipe, but just from experience or I would have posted it too. But since I'm not sure of how much cherries, sugar and stuff I used, it wouldnt come out so correct. If I remember next time, I'll pay more attention and write it down lol. At least I can show you a pic ;) I'm not sure yet what I will cook for dinner. I could make a potato salad with foal filet (yes I eat horse lol). Will see, atm I'm still enjoying the Zucchini
Desire
The satin of night, the lace of my gown, the touch of your hand caressing my body, your lips ever so sweet, that my body trembles with each touch and kiss. The smell of your body, the tensing of every muscle makes me want the night to never end. As the hours of our intertwining bodies goes on till the sun begins to rise. You get up to leave, only to have me want you more. I ask "Please stay!" But I get no response except a smile and a kiss as you walk away.
Don't Know Much
Got What It Takes?
OK GOOD PEOPLE HERE AT DAVES HIDEAWAY WE ARE HAVING A SPRING CLEAN AND THE PROPRIETOR HAS DECIDED IT IS TIME FOR NEW STAFF. SO ALL YOU BUDDING WAITERS/WAITRESSES......COCKTAIL BAR STAFF ...BARTENDERS.....GLASS COLLECTORS PLEASE CONTACTDAVE or DJ LINCOLN with a PM LETTING US KNOW HOW QUALIFIED YOU ARE AND WHY WE SHOULD TAKE YOU ON BOARD . ALL WE WANT IS THE BESTSTAFF POSSIBLE. WE ARE ALSO LOOKING FOR THE WORLDS BEST DJ'S SO IF YOUCAN SPIN THE DECKS SAME GOES DROP EITHER DAVE OR LINCOLN A PM STATING WHERE WHEN YOU have been A DJ BEFORE AND THE REASON WE SHOULD TAKE YOU ON SO COME ON JOIN THE LOVING AND GROWING BAR AND STATION. THANK YOU ALL IN ANTICIPATION. HERE ARETHE LINKS DJ_Brown_Eyed_Dave~(Perv Crew King)~(Dave's Hideaway Owner)@ CherryTAP AND .... DJ Lincoln~Manager @ Daves Hideaway~ DJ AngelicBabiigurls CT & soon to be R/L Hubby@ CherryTAP (repost of original by 'DJ Lincoln~Manager @ Daves Hideaway~ DJ AngelicBabiigurls CT & soon to be R/L Hubb
My Life
My life a daily chaos, feeling ultimately lost. Hopeless, senseless, heartless, loveless and forgotten Then an escape , you arriving in my life with such a jolt, then things didnt seem so bleak. Nightmares and turmoil of your own, yet a mirror of our lives is what you seem to me. Trying to touch or kiss you. All i feel is the cold and brittleness. Thinking it's the glass yet that is not it, it is something more. Is what I'm seeing actually you or is it the thought of you with my own feelings being reflected back and the thought of........... Maybe??....
Rants And Ravings Of A Lunatic
The past few weeks…few months have been rather interesting for me…maybe not to most who are reading this…but to me it is. It’s been a time of reflection…self-analysis…soul searching if you will. I’ve spent that time viewing myself from a different perspective…one from a more “Inside Out” point of view I guess you’d say. And through doing that, I came to a realization…the realization that I have become a fake…a fraud…a falsehood. I have become one of the things that I have always despised…loathed…hated with a deep-seated and burning passion…I have become one of “them”. I have become yet another mindless drone…a lost sheep being lead astray by a shepherd that is today’s diseased…sanctimonious…vainglorious society. And that sickens me; because that means that I have become the one thing I vowed to never become. But despite all of my efforts of old, somehow I foolishly slid into the mindset and mold that society has in place. I became yet another cookie cutter person walking around
Graduation Day 6-09-2007 Please Read And Show Some Love......
Well today I sit here with mixed emotions. My son is graduating High School @ 10 a.m. . It seems like only yesterday I was dreading the day that his first day of school would start. I am so blessed to have such a WONDERFUL son. He has made me very Proud.With an A/B Honor Roll report card everytime this year. A scholarship to college . I will be sitting in the stands with a heart bursting with joy, excitement, love and admiration for my son. I will be there as both parents, because his dad is no longer in the picture. So to all of you who have a kid graduating you know how I feel, and to all of you please do just ONE big favor could you post comments to him on here letting him see that they're nice people in this world who does care about people. Please help me show some love to THE GRADUATING CLASS OF 007........
My Heart
UNINHIBITED The rain beats on the window pane As if it demands to come in. The fire crackles and sizzles As if alive It's radiating glow highlights the Tiny beads of sweat on our bodies As we continue to gently escape into our Glorious moment of passion. My heart jumping with every touch. My body shuddering with every gentle Erotic thrust from your loins. Craving more, to have you inside Of me for the rest of our lives. Feeling this day and night would be A dream come true. Don't stop, don't stop Just keep loving me as you are Right now UNINHIBITED
Reunion
Love Affair of the Mind The time, it seems like a million years since I've seen you. Only I wonder if you really remember me. And if not, do you want to know me? Your voice commanding and your words tender yet demanding. What will you command of me? Am I too short, am I too fat, are my hips to big or my breasts to small? Or is it the fact that I'm a brunette? Will you demand me out of your life or will it be an adventure of discovery and play. Each of us finding in the other our missing pieces? Wouldn't that be a wonderful addition to our long distance love affair in our minds? Can you allow me to show you who I am as I'm willing to allow you to show me? Love is not the creature in play as of now only being a comfort for each other. Time will tell as to where this leads, no expectations no heartbreaks only satisfaction in each others passions. To a special someone and you should know who you are!
Just One Look
Vanish (poem)
Vanish Current mood: discontent I want to dissapate, I want to dissapear, I want to vanish, To a different place, Far away from here, Away from people, Away from money, Away from problems, I wish there was a cure, For inanimate pain, The problems in my head, The problems in my heart, The problems in my life, Everyone thinks they can relate, Im just being a bitch, They dont know, They dont understand, They dont feel, What I feel everyday, My life is my problem, No one elses to hear, No one elses to solve, No one elses to live, I want to go somewhere else, Somewhere I belong, A comforting place, A lucid place, A problem free place, If anyone knows where that is, Please let me know.
Angels Please Read
we need to use the angel family lounge. so lets get in there and chat. A.O.M BOMB SQUAD LEADER- AUSSIE GUY CHEERS RICHARD
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Petal
Hi, Thank you to Sinastar for the guidance. My real name is Lisa but everyone has always called me Petal. There is a lot more about me on my website www.petal.me.uk. I found Cherry Tap when I was searching on the internet for ways to homebrew Cherry Brandy :-) and I,m glad that I did. I have lots of here already and I have so far managed to rate about half of them but I will eventually catch up. I chat at the first opportunity but I have a very old computer which regularly needs restarting so if I disappear don,t think I have logged off cos I,ll Be Back. Private folders: I keep these for my best friends on CT. I would like to see: A few more Brits on CT because the trouble with the U.S.A is they are often just going to bed when I log on lol. Our book Petal coms out in the U.S on the 1st July it will be available from Waterstones in New York which is very exciting. I want to (one Day) go to New York and go to the top f the tallest building and just look! Since we found CT I have
Who Remembers
who remembers thumper or as he was also known as wild cat? if you do and he was a freind reply to me asap.please repost army man in trouble.
Soulshine Lyrics
These are the lyrics to my favorite song: Soulshine by The Allman Brothers Band When you can’t find the light, That got you through the cloudy days, When the stars ain’t shinin’ bright, You feel like you’ve lost you’re way, When those candle lights of home, Burn so very far away, Well you got to let your soul shine, Just like my daddy used to say. [chorus] He used to say soulshine, It’s better than sunshine, It’s better than moonshine, Damn sure better than rain. Hey now people don’t mind, We all get this way sometime, Got to let your soul shine, shine till the break of day. I grew up thinkin’ that I had it made, Gonna make it on my own. Life can take the strongest man, Make him feel so alone. Now and then I feel a cold wind, Blowin’ through my achin’ bones, I think back to what my daddy said, He said boy, in the darkness before the dawn: [chorus] Let your soul shine, It’s better than sunshine, It’s better than moonshine, Damn sure better than rain
This Dream I Had
really messed up one of the worst dreams yet maybe it was the fever maybe not my dream started out i was in a 7 11 and i was arrested dont really know why but they put me in prison i must have pissed someone off because i was put in solitaire confinment so i had nothing to do but go to sleep i woke up because i heard something really bad wheni opend my eyes the cell door was open i opend and looked out and seen the prison bars were not metal at all but humen bone and muscle tissue i stepped out a bit ferther and looked around and seen the prisoners skinned alive and being fed to a giant rat thats when i woke up in real life told you it was a messed up dream
Cyberville
Horny dudes and dancing queens Bored teachers and high school teens Married men and bored housewives Fake id’s .,,,,impressive lies Wireless mice and neat headsets Online gambling….Poker bets Multi windows….flashing lights Copy laws and software rights Shop at home…porno stores Firefox and gaming wars Puter geeks and support teams Fancy buttons…laser beams Foggy screens and cyber kisses Promises and broken wishes Bedroom cams and phoney sex Yahoo voice and dirty texts. Minimize me….hide me well In your taskbar, I wont tell Poetic writers….. wannabes Midnite fun and slippery keys Twisted freaks and crazy stalkers Suspicious wives and dirty talkers Pedophiles and Myspace kids Racecourse wagers…auction bids. Cherry bucks and naughty gifts Warming hugs and friendship rifts Lovers crush…my own shout box Funky morphs and album locks Rate me fan me…watch my stash Build me up…I want more cash Music tracks and videos Streaming sex and
Love Won't Let Me Wait By Major Harris
Good Weekend
Well, got the house to myself this weekend. Yeah, i live with my parents right now until I am financially able to live on my own, which i hope is somewhere in my near future lol. but anyway, in the summer they go campin like every other weekend so i get the house to myself so it's straight. but got the house to myself just kicked back havin some drinks here and there yanno, enjoyin the weekend. hope everyoen else has a good weekend!
New Hazel And Ezra Pictures!
New Hazel and Ezra pictures! .[ Click here to join H&E Slutclub: the only official fanclub for Hazel and Ezra ]
Medical Insurance Explained
MEDICAL INSURANCE EXPLAINED Q. What does HMO stand for? A. This is actually a variation of the phrase , "HEY MOE." Its roots go back to a concept pioneered by Moe of the Three Stooges, who discovered that a patient could be made to forget the pain in his foot if he was poked hard enough in the eye . (Or the shock of his/her co-pay) Q. I just joined an HMO . How difficult will it be to choose the doctor I want? A. Just slightly more difficult than choosing your parents . Your insurer will provide you with a book listing all the doctors in the plan . The doctors basically fall into two categories: those who are no longer accepting new patients, and those who will see you but are no longer participating in the plan . But don't worry, the remaining doctor who is still in the plan and accepting new patients has an office just a half-day's drive away and a diploma from a third world country . Q. Do all diagnostic pro
Friends Are They Real Or Not
REAL FRIEND TEST ! This is GOOD..I expect it back too! I especially like the last Sentence!!!!!! A simple friend, when visiting, acts like a guest. A real friend opens Your Refrigerator and helps himself (and doesn't feel even the least bit Weird Shutting your 'beer/Pepsi drawer' with her foot!) A simple friend has never seen you cry A real friend has shoulders soggy from your tears.. A simple friend doesn't know your parents' first names. A real friend has their phone numbers in his address book. A simple friend brings a bottle of wine to your party. A real friend comes early to help you cook and stays late to help you clean. A simple friend hates it when you call after they've gone to bed. A real friend asks you why you took so long to call. A simple friend seeks to talk with you about your problems. A real friend seeks to help you with your problems. A simple friend wonders about your romantic history. A real friend could blackmail you with it. A si
Wd-40
Subject: WD-40 I had a neighbor who had bought a new pickup. I got up very early one Sunday morning and saw that someone had spray painted red all around the sides of this beige truck (for some unknown reason). I went over, woke him up, and told him the bad news. He was very upset and was trying to figure out what to do. Probably nothing until Monday morning, since nothing was open. Another neighbor came out and told him to get his WD-40 and clean it off. It removed the unwanted paint beautifully and did not harm his paint job that was on the truck. I'm impressed! WD-40 who knew? Water Displacement #40. The product began from a search for a rust preventative solvent and degreaser to protect missile parts. WD-40 was created in 1953 by three technicians at the San Diego Rocket Chemical Company. Its name comes from the project that was to find a "water displacement" compound. They were successful with the fortieth formulation, thus WD-40. The Corvair Company
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New Chain Of Command For Ldc And Clan Lupin
** To ALL LDC Members, Founders and Co-Founders !!! ** As of June 9th, 2007 there will be a new Chain of Command put into place within the LDC Family and the Clan Lupin Family. These chains are basically so that nobody goes over anyones head in doing something. How this chain works is simple. You will start with the Number 1 spot if you have a question or a problem. If they arent on, you will go down to the Number 2 spot and so on. This Chain of Command is to be used when dealing with ANY family situations or drama. Use this Chain of Command before posting any bulletins or comments over anything. Clan Lupin is in place to deal with any drama or problems within the family but when dealing with the more serious situations, the Chain of Command needs to be upheld. Should the need arise that a creator steps in on ANY situation, then the decision of that creator over rides any decision previously given. Below you will find the Chain of Command for the LDC Family and below that you will f
David Cassidy And The Osmonds-he Aint Heavy Hes My Borther
object width="425" height="350"> We are all brothers and sister always be there to help your fellow man , As my ganrdmother use to twll me it will come back to you 10 fold, God Bless you all today & everyday, May God and His Angels watch over you.
Too Much Cya And Not Enough Git-r-done!
Right now I am dealing with a pressing matter that happened in front of my apartment last night: We were hit with a wave of severe thunderstorms and even a few tornadoes. Southwestern Missouri, including Joplin, was heavily hit. Trees were knocked down across town; a neighbour had the top half of his tree knocked down and another tree right in front of my complex was knocked down too. Right away a van from the local ABC affiliate arrived and I spoke with the station's lead news anchor about the tree that had fallen into the street and even onto my car. It was all over the local news yesterday.      (LEFT: Photo of the fallen tree, about 6.00a on Friday (2007-06-08)) (RIGHT: Tree was only partially cut away later that morning in a half-assed job by the City of Joplin Streets Department, who refuse to finish the job, though it fell on a city parkway, city street, and city sidewalk) Fortunately it looks like my insurance provider are willing to work with me and I
Percy Sledge - When A Man Loves A Woman
I Will Be There... For You Honey! (by Phil Keaggy)
I will be there when you cry, I will be there when you need me, I will be there when you fall, I will be there all the time. There's a road stretching out And it leads to your desired haven. Don't look back and don't you fear Cause I'll be there. I will be there when you cry, I will be there when you need me, I will be there when you fall, I will be there all the time. When you feel like giving up And you fall on your knees in desperation There's a strength beyond compare Cause I'll be there. You can believe it's true, cause I'll be there I'll never leave or desert you Through trials and temptations, oh I will be there, I'll be there through the darkness, just call me. Your every heartbeat, well I give to you And every breath you breath I give to you And when you're weary and you can't go on Just look up anywhere Cause I'll be there. I'll be there. I will be there, I will be there Every time you need me. When you fall, when you fall, and I'll pick
Brick By Brick (another To My Mom)
Brick by Brick Here we go again, Adding the bricks back up. Cutting all sources of contact. All over a stupid blog, Dated November 1st, 2005. I finally figured it out, I cant be the one taking, The wall down, If all you'll do is add it up twice as fast. So brick by brick, We'll block out the years. And continue to hide from our fears.
Another Try... By Phil Keaggy
How have You been? Lovely to see You, My how the years slipped by. Won't You come in, Feel free to be You, Give me another try. Because I'm empty, I'm lonely, I need You only to fill my need inside. I give You the keys, so do as You please, Please give me another try. I can recall the place where I left You, You gave me no reply. Your eyes said it all, but I'd become deaf to Your tears as I waved goodbye. But now I'm empty, I'm lonely, I need You only to fill my need inside. I give You the keys, so do as You please, Please give me another try. I've changed my heart now, I'm willing to go Your way. And I couldn't part now, With You for a single day. For I have missed You, and when I missed You, I really missed You so. If You will have me, I'll be Your's gladly, But don't ever let me go. I've been waiting for so long to get right with You.
Poem
Do you see her in the corner? sitting hands upon her face do you see her weeping, crying tears running down her cheeks? look at all you caused her She's crying! Crying tortured! from you she's crying....crying loss of words Do you see her lost desire loss of virtue none the doubt All gone because of false hopes all lost because of you She's crying! Crying tortured! from you She's crying! crying loss of words Have you looked into her eyes have you kissed her frightened lips? Have you told her it was alright? No! you caused this! She's crying! Crying tortured from you! She's crying! crying loss of words Now she cries her tears no more, why? Becau
Stop (a Poem To My Mom)
Stop Lets play a game, A guessing game. Whats my favourite color? Whats my cats name? Whats my dogs name? How many dogs do I have? What color is my hair? What do I want to be? Give up yet? See what you miss? Probably not, You're lost in your own fake world. Is it time to stop hurting me? Why cant you face the fact, I AM YOUR CHILD, I WONT GO AWAY. STOP IGNORING ME. You forget, I'm the child that goes for her dreams and never stops, You forget, I still care. You forget, I'll be successful with or without you. Open your eyes and grow up, I was supposed to be the child not you. Author notes Written October 19th, 2006
Don't
Dont Don’t smile at me, If you don’t want. Don’t hold my hand, If you plan on breaking my heart. Don’t make me frown, If you don’t plan on fixing it. Don’t make me laugh, If you’re going to make me do a nose dive. Don’t say you wont, If secretly you know you will. Don’t play with my emotions, If that was your intentions to begin with. Please just don’t.
R.i.p. Mary Jane (m.j.)
Misfit
My message to her tonight after her starting bullshit in the mumms earlier today....Never underestimate me. Obviously your "friends" love me more....Stop talking shit about me or all your pics go public all day every day on this site and others. He likes to make little digs (you would think if he hated me or didn’t care…he would leave me fuckin be) http://www.cherrytap.com/mum.php?id=55895 Bernies mumm where I got fed up with porch’s snide comments http://www.cherrytap.com/mum.php?id=55900 he stole another cherries primary picture (of the actual guy) and made a mumm…which who knows with porch…he coulda deleted it or someone else coulda (don’t trust the fucker) so the guy who he stole the actual picture of made a mumm http://www.cherrytap.com/mum.php?id=55914 after he turned on me the first time (like all the mumms talk about when someone fucks you over once – shame on them, fuck you over twice – shame on you) I sa
Unread
Why does it feel as if youve taken my heart, Drivin into the ground? The worse part is you dont know youve done it. Why do I feel as if you dont care? Every night I sit upon this bed and cry, And yet youre not here to dry these tears. Every night I cling to my pillow, Wishing and praying you loved me, But it never comes true. Sadly I believe it never will, For these words will go unread.
Forever Emotionless
forever emotionless we've met before yet that remembrance is gone I see you once in a while your know in that graveyard of doom where you left me in the rain I'm just a girl what more did you want? I cant give a free passage to heaven if thats what you want I have love which no one sees I believe in love at first sight yet I haven't found mine yet no one's perfect enough no one has that smile that makes me melt nor that personality to die for naw they never do, they'll talk to you for awhile yet it's never true my words are mixed with love but hate also I fear nothing yet I fear everything no one to shield me from fears yet no one to place these fears why must I tell you my thoughts? you just read it and leave no sign of emotion leaves you you'll be forever emotionless Author notes Written October 27th, 2003
Be Blessed
. Grandpa's Hands This is good; I'll never look at my hands the same! Grandpa, some ninety plus years, sat feebly on the patio bench. He didn't move, just sat with his head down staring at his hands. When I sat down beside him he didn't acknowledge my presence and the longer I sat I wondered if he was OK. Finally, not really wanting to disturb him but wanting to check on him at the same time, I asked him if he was OK. He raised his head and looked at me and smiled. "Yes, I'm fine, thank you for asking," he said in a clear strong voice. "I didn't mean to disturb you, Grandpa, but you were just sitting here staring at your hands and I wanted to make sure you were OK," I explained to him. "Have you ever looked at your hands," he asked. "I mean really looked at your hands?" I slowly opened my hands and stared down at them. I turned them over, palms up and then palms down. No, I guess I had never really looked at my hands as I tried to figure out the point he was making. Gran
A Loss Of Feelings
A loss of feelings Your a nice girl you said as you walk away your sweet and kind and then you mumble did I mention I still don't like you why must you be so isolated? why must your feelings hide? it's like you wanted nothing to do with me after all these years and still you want to be isolated? you're my friend.. or so I thought well there goes our long talks about everything there goes the smiles we shared all for you to say what you had to say What do you mean you don't like me? what is that supposed to mean? I'm always nice to you or anyone for a fact and then you throw this in my face.... who do you think you are? your just a guy I've know for 5 years thats all thats how I want to think of you for now on your name has no meaning to me anymore we're not friends any more I never wanted you to like me like me just like me enough to be your friend my friends said do become close friends with a guy they'll just hurt you and I said
A Vamypre Tale
A Vampyre Tale could you imagine a vampire at your head of you bed one morning just before the sun rises just before it dies as it screams out for help you the witness sit there watching, it speaks.... it speaks so softly asking if it can suck your blood you have a chance to be a vampire do you let it suck your blood? you decide it's ok for it to then as it is sucking your blood your cry because it hurts you feel like you insides are being sucked out then as the sun is in the sky you both die there the sun burns you but the vampire wants a chance to live so it keeps sucking your blood you scream for help but no one will because no one is home by some miracle you live you and the vampire the sun stops burning you but your to weak to move your blood has been sucked out of you you cry for help but this time the favor is not returned it's the way of this vampire you have been left to suffer to die before it you slowly slip away into the darkness and you
To My Friend Swanna
JUST SO YOU KNOW BEFORE I LEAVE...SWANNA, A GIRL I MET IN HIGH SCHOOL AND GREW CLOSE TO IN MY YOUNGER DAYS, REMINISCING ON THE SILLY THINGS WE USED TO DO TOGETHER AND ALL OUR CRAZY WAYS, REMEMBERING THE ZIP LOCK BAGGIES WE'D COMPRESS WITH LETTERS WE KEPT FROM ALL OUR FRIENDS, REMEMBERING ALL THE WAYS WE USED TO DRESS AND ALL OUR WILD ASS TRENDS. AND ESPECIALLY THAT SPRING DANCE PHOTO OF US WITH CARY PARNELL WITH HIS PANTS TUCKED INSIDE HIS BOOTS, OR HOW BOUT THAT BLUE DRESS I WORE THAT TUCKED UP UNDER MY BOOBS... AND ALL THE SAD POETRY WE'D WRITE.. FALLING FOR ALL THESE HEART BREAKING GUYS.. AND ALL THE TIMES WE HAD TO WIPE THE TEARS FROM ONE ANOTHERS EYES.. OR HOW BOUT THAT TIME I RAN AWAY AND CAME TO YOUR HOUSE.. YOUR DAD EVEN COVERED FOR ME....WHEN MY MOM CAME RUNNING THAT MOUTH... OR REMEMBER THE WAY YOU'D PICK YOUR HAIR SO PERFECTLY IN THAT ROUNDED SHAPE MOLD.. DAMN WRITING THIS POEM ABOUT US BACK THEN.. MAKES MY ASS FEEL SO DAMN OLD... GIRL I MISS THOSE DAYS WHEN I HAD YOU...TO C
Check Them Out
Everyone check out my new pics. Rate, comment or rip them if you like. Show some love and I will in return. Take care.
Leland Dog The Bounty Hunter
Tickle Me Harder
By Shannon Popkin
A 3-year-old tells all from his mother's rest-room stall. By Shannon Popkin My little guy, Cade, is quite a talker. He loves to communicate and does it quite well. He talks to people constantly, whether we're in the library, the grocery store or at a drive-thru window. People often comment on how clearly he speaks for a just-turned-3-year-old. And you never have to ask him to turn up the volume. It's always fully cranked. There've been several embarrassing times that I've wished the meaning of his words would have been masked by a not-so-audible voice, but never have I wished this more than last week at Costco. Halfway, through our shopping trip, nature called, so I took Cade with me into the restroom. If you'd been one of the ladies in the restroom that evening, this is what you would have heard coming from the second to the last stall: "Mommy, are you gonna go potty? Oh! Why are you putting toiwet paper on the potty, Mommy? Oh! You gonna sit down on da toiwet p
** New Chain Of Command For The Ldc And Clan Lupin **
** To ALL LDC Members, Founders and Co-Founders !!! ** As of June 9th, 2007 there will be a new Chain of Command put into place within the LDC Family and the Clan Lupin Family. These chains are basically so that nobody goes over anyones head in doing something. How this chain works is simple. You will start with the Number 1 spot if you have a question or a problem. If they arent on, you will go down to the Number 2 spot and so on. This Chain of Command is to be used when dealing with ANY family situations or drama. Use this Chain of Command before posting any bulletins or comments over anything. Clan Lupin is in place to deal with any drama or problems within the family but when dealing with the more serious situations, the Chain of Command needs to be upheld. Should the need arise that a creator steps in on ANY situation, then the decision of that creator over rides any decision previously given. Below you will find the Chain of Command for the LDC Family and below that you will
Moving Around
Sleeping eyes are watching me, listening to my movements as I exit the room. She knows I've left. She knows I'm gone. I'll be back tomorrow maybe.
Please Come Help Us
we are moving in one week on friday june 15. my hubby will be at work during the day and i work that night so i want to get it taken care of before i go to work. we will be renting a uhaul to try and get it all at once. if you are interested in helping contact me ASAP. mandy.gomez07@yahoo.com if you have a truck and are willing to use it to help that would be great. im crossing my fingers that we will have enough money to cook burgers and have beer for those who help out. thanks guys and gals. hope to talk with ya soon.
A Little Something For The Ladys Pt2
MAKE LOVE JUST LOVE LETS MAKE MAD PASSIONATE LOVE LETS MAKE LOVE DURING THE DAY MAKE LOVE UNDER THE MOON LIGHT MAKE LOVE IN THE OCEAN OR ON THE BEACH OR IN OTHER PUBLIC PLACES AND MAKE SWEET LOVE
Pack Sex
tapologue 3: pack sex breakfast at a friend’s house, we moved out to the front porch, the rays of sunlight twinkling in the glasses of turkish coffee she likes to brew, potent muck. she had heard them from the inside—the screams. high-pitch squeals, really, at regular intervals, it seemed. not from birds, she had realized, ventured out, and called me, voice subdued yet excited: the yard between the houses filled. as i stepped out, the coffees on a tray, the first impression, i recall, was just that: the visual field torn by the pervasive dispersal of moving bodies. like a knotted crowd of worms on the retina. i had to fix my gaze on a tree. squirrels. from all directions. a few of them scurrying back and forth, as if caught, without escape. but more coming, everywhere. and all of them shrieking, then quiet, for maybe 20 seconds, before the next scream. but they behaved bizarrely in every way: some would press their bellies to the ground, spread there legs, almost disappear in the gr
Funny Mexican Joke:d
*The teacher tells them to make a sentence with the words liver and cheese: * White kid says: "My mom made me a liver and cheese sandwich and it was sooo good." *Black kid says: "My daddy told my momma to go get the Government cheese And she didn't, so my daddy punched her in the liver." *Mexican kid says: "Some putos were trying to look under my sister's dress and I told the cabrones, "Hey Putos!!! liver alone, cheese my sister!"
The Evangelical Outpost
Reflections on culture, politics, and religion from an evangelical worldview. February 24, 2006: The Virtues of Being Ugly Dear Joe, The other day my girlfriend broke out an old photo album that coincidentally had a bunch of pictures of old boyfriends. Every one of them were really good-looking. I was just joking around and asked her if she thought I was the most handsome guy she has ever dated. She didn’t say anything. Then I asked her if she even thought I was good-looking. She hesitated and said that wasn’t what she found attractive in me. Needless to say, I kind of freaked out. My own girlfriend doesn’t think I’m attractive. How am I supposed to deal with something like that? L.R. Dear L.R., I’m a homely guy. Oftentimes when I make that statement people assume that I must have a low self-esteem. People assume that if you don’t find yourself attractive then you must have some psychological issues. But for me that’s not the case at all. In fact, I have a ridicu
When A Guy Walks Out On You On Your First Date
WELL I HAVE BEEN TALKING TO THIS GUY FOR A WHILE NOW , AND HE FOUND ME ON A PERSONALS SITE, BUT ABOUT 2 YRS BEFORE THAT WE WHERE TALKING ALSO ABOUT MEETING SO WE BOTH KINDA KNEW A LITTLE MORE THEN MOST PEOPLE DO ABOUT MEETING A PERSON FROM A PERSONAL SITE, AND RECENTLY WE HAVE BEEN TALKING ON THE PHONE , EVERYTHING SEEMED FINE. WELL THIS ISA FRIDAY SO THINGS WHERE KIND OF CRAZY AND BUSY, SO HE GOT AT MY HOUSE I THINK AROUND 3:45 OR A LITTLE EARLIER, HE WAS WAITING ON MY FRONT PORCH AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW IT, MY DOORBELL HE SAID HE RANG I NEVER HEARD IT RING, I WAS ON THE 2ND STORY OF MY HOME, SO THEN I WAS ON MY REGULAR PHONE FOR A QUICK CALL AND MY CELL PHONE RINGS, AND THERE WHERE LATER I FOUND OUT SOME MESSAGES MY RINGER WASN'T WORKING RIGHT, SO THEN I CALLED HIS NUMBER BACK , AND HE CAME IN THE HOUSE TO MAKE A LONG STORY SHORT I HAD HIM COME IN MY HOUSE, I SAID I WILL BE RIGHT BACK , I WENT TO THE BATHROOM QUICK AND BRUSHED MY TEETH AGAIN, AND BY ACCIDENT I SPRAYED THE HAIRSPRAY IN
Drunk Driver
Early Sunday Morning 6/3/2006 The unthinkable happened. I lost my 42 year old brother and his 16 year old son in a head on collision to a drunk driver. This still seems so unreal. They were so strong and loving. They were my heros. My first thought was this can't be happening. This don't happen to 2 people like them. I feel so numb because they made sure I was safe and well all the time. now I feel not only depressed but so angry at the 26 year old man that did this. I don't know what I should wish upon him. God wouldn't want my family to wish bad things upon him but it is hard not to. My brother had 3 wonderful kids and now 2 of them are left with out their father and baby brother. They were truley loved. There were so many people at the funeral. One person said they stopped counting at 400. That is so awsome that they had that many friends and family but then there is that many people also hurting at the loss. Please everyone. Don't drink and drive. You might not think it could h
Games
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Joke
A Russian woman married a Canadian gentleman and they lived happily ever after in Toronto. However, the poor lady was not very proficient in English, but did manage to communicate with her husband. The real problem arose whenever she had to shop for groceries. One day, she went to the butcher and wanted to buy chicken legs. She didn't know how to put forward her request, and in desperation, clucked like a chicken and lifted up her skirt to show her thighs. Her butcher got the message, and gave her the chicken legs. Next day she needed to get chicken breasts, again she didn't know how to say it, and so she clucked like a chicken and unbuttoned her blouse to show the butcher her breasts! The butcher understood again, and gave her some chicken breasts. On the 3rd day, the poor lady needed to buy sausages. Unable to find a way to communicate this, she brought her husband to the store... What were you thinking? Hellooooooo, her husband speaks English! Now get back
M2
M2 how many times did i mount you gripping you tight in my hands then lovingly take you with me to ride through exotic strange lands feeling you bucking so close to my face as i gently carressed you on your special place seeing the passionate fire in your sound these all comfort me when you're around feeling you warm as you loudly scream know your sounds were made just for me smelling the oils that keep you so smooth and loving their feel on my fingers too together we make such a comfortable team just like one person, like one machine your motion slides so smooth in my hands while we dance across the hot desert sands taking you back with me everynight breaking you down, cleaning you bright carefully oiling each place that you move checking your action to see it's still smooth and all those who see us know we are one dusty old soldier, well oiled machine gun smooth cool metal in dry cracking hands protecting eachother in this hostile land and i fee
U Never Know What U Had Till Its Gone
well for me i knew what i had and i wanted to hold on to her forever but that could not happen i would have cared for her and her family i would have moved there adn took her family and her adn would have don verything i could to show how much i care just to say i love u i would have died for them care for hthem love them like noone even done before and at the end of the day they would have knew i reallyed cared for them i loved her so much i could not hold it inside so i have to go to the 2 ppl i told about it and tell them i was worng
Entries Wanted
I'm holding a contest for best dressed in uniform check out your bullitin for details
Ladies Beware Pervert
LADIES WATCH OUT FOR THIS PERVERT HE CAME TO MY PAGE AND WAS VERY RUDE. WANTED ME TO SHOW HIM MY PICS I TOLD HIM THEY WHERE FOR FRIENDS ONLY. SO HE PUT IN A REQUEST AND THEN I DENIED AND HE ASKED WHY, I TOLD HIM THERE MY PICS I DIDN'T HAVE TO SHOW HIM. HE SAID I BET YOUR SEXY AND THEN TELL ME YOUR YAHOO AND I'LL TURN ON MY CAM. I TOLD HIM TO GO AWAY AND THEN BLOCKED HIM. HE THEN WENT TO MY BOYFRIENDS PAGE AND RATED HIM A "1". MY BOYFRIEND THEN WENT TO HIS PAGE AND RETURNED THE FAVOR, AND LOOK AROUND. HE SAID THE LOSER HAD SOME VERY ANTI-AMERICAN PICS. LADIES PLEASE BLOCK THIS PERV I'M A PERV@ CherryTAP THANKS MANDY I¢¾U SO MUCH GABE@ CherryTAP
Heart Attack Information
Heart Attack information Read this...It could save your life!! Heart Attacks and drinking warm water.... This is a very good article. Not only about the warm water after your meal, but about ladies and their heart attacks. This makes sense.The Chinese and Japanese drink hot tea with their meals...not cold water..They also have a much lower rate of heart attacks. Nothing to lose, everything to gain... For those who like to drink cold water, this article is applicable to you. It is nice to have a cup of cold drink after a meal.However,the cold water will solidify the oily stuff that you have just consumed. It will slow down the digestion. Once this "sludge" reacts with the acid, it will break down and be absorbed by the intestine faster than the solid food.It will line the intestine.Very soon, this will turn into fats and lead to cancer. It is best to drink hot soup or warm water after a meal. A serious note about heart attacks: Women should know that not every h
D/s Activities Part Four
66 __1__ Water Torture 134 __1__ Voyeurism 67 __1__ Ice 135 __1__ Voyeurism 68 __1__ Oils, Lotions, Spices O. Listed below are 6 parts of the body and 3 categories. Using the following letter codes, rate each as what is acceptable to you: N = Never L = Light ? = Not Sure T = Thuddy
D/s Activities Part Three
43 __1__ Indoor Setting 111 __1__ French Maid 44 __1__ Public Setting 112 __6__ Child/Baby Roles 45 __1__ Semi-Public Setting 113 __1__ Slave 46 __1__ Private Setting 114 __1__ Macho 47 __1__ 1 to 3 Hour
The Women In This Town...
I have often wondered, what is wrong with me? Why can't I get a decent woman? I mean, all I can get are the fkd up ones, who leave me in a mess. All the half way normal women, just over look me, don' take a chance to get to know me. I mean, all I ask of a woman, is to just be there, and do the best she can. Unfortunately, I always get the one who don't know if they wanna be straight, of gay. Or the ones who just wanna play games. Why can't I get a real woman?
D/s Activities Part Two
20 __1__ Chains 88 __1__ Directed Bisexuality 21 __1__ Leather Bonds 89 __3__ Threesomes 22 __1__ Spandex Bonds 90 __1__ Groups 23 __6__ Plastic Wrap 91 __1__ Foot Kissing 24 __6__ Body Bags
Omg...so Funny
FINALLY, THE 5 ANSWERS WE HAVE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR: Q: WHAT ARE THE SMALL BUMPS AROUND A WOMAN'S NIPPLES FOR? A: It's Braille for "suck here". Q: WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS? A: It's the same as a French kiss, but "down under." Q: WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS? A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear. Q: WHY WERE HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED AFTER WOME! N? A: Because when they come, they're wild and wet. But when they go, they take your house and car with them. Q: WHY DO GIRLS RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET UP IN THE MORNING? A: Because they don't have any balls to scratch...
D/s Activities Part One
N. Below are listed several D/s activities. Please rate each of these from 1 to 6:1 = YES!!!2 = Mmmm, I like this3 = Doesn't excite me, but I'd do it for my partner4 = Intriguing, but scary5 = Embarrassed to admit I want this6 = Absolutely not!! 1 __1__ Spanking, by Hand 69 __1__ Hot Wax 2 __1__ Leather Paddle 70 __1__ Fire and Ice 3 __1__ Wooden Paddle 71 __6__ Needles 4 __1__ Belt or Strap 72 __6__ Cutting
Hahahaha
From my friend Pete Today is International Disadvantaged People's Day. Please send an encouraging message to a retarded friend...just as I've done. You hang in there sunshine, you're damn special!!!
Faster-than-light Takes: The Results Of Hooky
Due to my creative escapades from work lately, I've somewhat caught up in my movie-watching th, be it at the cineplex or checking out videos at the library. So for all 2 or 3 of you who might care, here are my recommendations: * Mega-egos of the Hollywood: At Wit's End ... er ... Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End -- If you've seen the first two movies, or if you even have a vague recollection of the first two flicks and what they were about, then you've basically seen Pirates 3. Ah, yes, my friends Connie and Chip will beg to differ and perhaps disown me as a friend. But really, if there has ever been a blockbuster Hollywood trilogy based on something as relatively trivial as a theme park ride and yet so relatively unforgettable, it's Pirates of the Caribbean. Fun, perhaps. Unintelligable, most definitely. Sure, it was a riot watching Johnny Deep "fear and loathe" his way through the incredulous trilogy. Sure, it was funny seeing Keith Richards show up as his non-sensical dad
11 Minutes
A cop was patrolling late at night in a well-known spot. He sees a couple in a car, with the interior light brightly glowing. The cop carefully approaches the car to get a closer look. Then he sees a young man behind the wheel, reading a computer magazine. He immediately notices a young woman in the rear seat, knitting. Puzzled by this surprising situation, the cop walks to the car and gently raps on the driver's window. The young man lowers his window. "Uh, yes, officer?" The cop says: "What are you doing?" The young man says: "Well Officer, I'm reading a magazine." Pointing towards the young woman in the back seat the cop says: "And her, what is she doing?" The young man shrugs: "Sir, I believe she's knitting a pullover sweater." Now, the cop is totally confused. A young couple, alone, in a car, at night in a Lover's lane...and nothing obscene is happening! The cop asks: "What's your age, young man?" The young man says "I
Ladies Beaware-from My Girlfriend Mandy
LADIES WATCH OUT FOR THIS PERVERT HE CAME TO MY PAGE AND WAS VERY RUDE. WANTED ME TO SHOW HIM MY PICS I TOLD HIM THEY WHERE FOR FRIENDS ONLY. SO HE PUT IN A REQUEST AND THEN I DENIED AND HE ASKED WHY, I TOLD HIM THERE MY PICS I DIDN'T HAVE TO SHOW HIM. HE SAID I BET YOUR SEXY AND THEN TELL ME YOUR YAHOO AND I'LL TURN ON MY CAM. I TOLD HIM TO GO AWAY AND THEN BLOCKED HIM. HE THEN WENT TO MY BOYFRIENDS PAGE AND RATED HIM A "1". MY BOYFRIEND THEN WENT TO HIS PAGE AND RETURNED THE FAVOR, AND LOOK AROUND. HE SAID THE LOSER HAD SOME VERY ANTI-AMERICAN PICS. LADIES PLEASE BLOCK THIS PERV I'M A PERV@ CherryTAP THANKS MANDY I♥U SO MUCH GABE@ CherryTAP
Part One: General Questions And Information
Part One: General Questions and InformationA. What is your level of experience? Experienced B. How long have you had or known of your interests? As long as I can remember C. What is your sexual orientation? Bisexual D. What kind of relationship do you prefer? Long term, live in E. Main interest Sensual and physical Psychosexual and mental F. Are you... (rate each from 1=lowest to 10=highest)____5_ Sadistic____5_ Masochistic____8_ Dominant____8_ Submissive G. Your level of interest in bondage: Total helplessness H. Pain in girl is a Pain slut I. What do you believe the purpose of pain in a session is? Whatever pleases my partner J. Sex in a scene, for me is... An absolute must K. Which settings are you comfortable playing in? Public play
Subject: A True Friend!!
Subject: A true friend!! A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty. He said . . . no. She asked him if he would want to be with her forever . . . and he said no. She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry, and once again he replied with a no. She had heard enough. As she walked away, tears were streaming down her face The guy grabbed her arm and said. . . You're not pretty you're beautiful. I don't want to be with you forever. I NEED to be with you forever! And I wouldn't cry if you walked away . . . I'd die . . . Wasn't that a sweet thought!? So now, I will say: I like you because of who you are to me . . . A true friend. If I don't get this back I'll take the hint. Tonight @ midnight your true love will realize they truly love you. Something good will happen to you between 1:00 and 4:00pm tomorrow. It could be anywhere; here, there, outside of work, ANYWHERE. Get ready for the biggest shock of your life! Also, don't break this cha
Fart In Bed
IF THIS STORY DOESN'T MAKE YOU CRY FOR LAUGHING SO HARD, I don’t know what else would THIS IS A STORY ABOUT A COUPLE WHO HAD BEEN HAPPILY MARRIED FOR YEARS. THE ONLY FRICTION IN THEIR MARRIAGE WAS THE HUSBAND'S HABIT OF FARTING LOUDLY EVERY MORNING WHEN HE AWOKE. THE NOISE WOULD WAKE HIS WIFE AND THE SMELL WOULD MAKE HER EYES WATER AND MAKE HER GASP FOR AIR. EVERY MORNING SHE WOULD PLEAD WITH HIM TO STOP RIPPING THEM OFF BECAUSE IT WAS MAKING HER SICK. HE TOLD HER HE COULDN'T STOP IT AND THAT IT WAS PERFECTLY NATURAL. SHE TOLD HIM TO SEE A DOCTOR, SHE WAS CONCERNED THAT ONE DAY HE WOULD BLOW HIS GUTS OUT. THE YEARS WENT BY AND HE CONTINUED TO RIP THEM OUT. THEN ONE THANKSGIVING MORNING AS SHE WAS PREPARING THE TURKEY FOR DINNER AND HE WAS UPSTAIRS SOUND ASLEEP, SHE LOOKED AT THE INNARDS AND NECK, GIZZARD, LIVER AND ALL THE SPARE PARTS AND A MALICIOUS THOUGHT CAME TO HER. SHE TOOK THE BOWL AND WENT UPSTAIRS WHERE HER HUSBAND WAS SOUND ASLEEP AND, GENTLY PULLING TH
Save The Airlines
Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the first place. Replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking strippers! What the hell -- They don't even serve food anymore, so what's the loss? The strippers would at least triple the alcohol sales and get a "party atmosphere" going in the cabin. And, of course, every businessman in this country would start flying again, hoping to see naked women. Because of the tips, female flight attendants wouldn't need a salary, thus saving even more money. I suspect tips would be so good that we could charge the women for working the plane and have them kick back 20% of the tips, including lap dances and "special services." Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked women. Hijackings would come to a screeching halt, and the airline industry would see record revenues. This is definitely a win-win situation if we handle it right -- a golden opportunity to turn a liability into an asset.
Arizona Drinking Rule
Arizona Drinking Rule A Mexican and an Iraqi are in Arizona at a bar. The Mexican drinks his beer and suddenly throws his glass in the air, pulls out his pistol and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In Mexico our glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink from the same glass twice." The Iraqi, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his AK-47 and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In Iraq we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't need to drink out of the same glass twice either. The Arizona girl, cool as a cucumber, picks up her beer and drinks it, throws her glass into the air, pulls out her gun and shoots the Mexican and the Iraqi, and catches her glass. She says, "In America we have so many illegal Mexicans and Arabs that we don't have to drink with the same ones twice. God Bless America !
Funny
Forgive your ememies Sunday's sermon was 'Forgive Your Enemies.' Toward the end of the service the minister asked, 'How many of you have forgiven your enemies?' 80% held up their hands. The minister then repeated his question. All responded this time except one small, elderly lady. 'Mrs. Jones, are you not willing to forgive your enemies?' 'I don't have any,' she replied, smiling sweetly. 'Mrs. Jones, that is very unusual. How old are you?' 'Ninety-eight,' she replied. 'Oh Mrs. Jones, would you please come down in front and tell us all how a person can live ninety-eight years and not have an enemy in the world?' The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, faced the Congregation and said, 'I outlived the bitches.'
Woman Over 50
For those of us lucky enough to be over 50 and those who will be soon enough. Here is a piece written by Andy Rooney - CBS 60 Minutes: As I grow in age, I value women who are over 50 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why: A woman over 50 will not lay next to you in bed and ask, "What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think. If a woman over 50 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do. And, it's usually something more interesting. A woman over 50 knows herself well enough to be assured in who she is, what she is, what she wants and from whom. Few women past the age of 50 give a damn what you might think about her or what she's doing. Women over 50 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it. Older wom
Staff 4 The Guilty Pleasures Lounge. Meeting In The Lounge This Sunday June 11th
I WANT TO HAVE A MEETING WITH ALL STAFF FROM GUILTY PLEASURES. I WANNA MEET IN THE LOUNGE, SO I CAN DISCUSS A FEW THINGS WITH ALL OF YOU AND IF ANYONE HAS ANY QUESTIONS THEY CAN BE ANSWERED AS WELL. I EXPECT EVERYONE TO ATTEND THAT IS PART OF THE FAMILY, IF U CANT MAKE IT, LET ME KNOW AHEAD OF TIME. I WANNA MEET IN THE LOUNGE 9 PM EST. TY SEE U THEN. 4.Chat with the customers keeping the conversation up
Picabo Street
Picabo Street The famous Olympic skier Picabo Street (pronounced Pee-Ka-Boo) is not just an athlete; she is now a nurse currently working at the Intensive Care Unit of a large metropolitan hospital. She is not permitted to answer the hospital telephones any longer. It caused too much confusion when she would answer the phone and say “Picabo, I.C.U.”
Bubba
Bubba went to a psychiatrist. "I've got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there's somebody under it. I'm scared. I think I'm going crazy." "Just put yourself in my hands for one year," said the shrink. "Come talk to me three times a week, and we should be able to get rid of those fears." "How much do you charge?" "Eighty dollars per visit, replied the doctor." "I'll sleep on it," said Bubba. Six months later the doctor met Bubba on the street. "Why didn't you ever come to see me about those fears you were having?" asked the psychiatrist. "Well Eighty bucks a visit three times a week for a year is an awful lot of money! A bartender cured me for $10. I was so happy to have saved all that money that I went and bought me a new pickup!" "Is that so! And how, may I ask, did a bartender cure you?" "He told me to cut the legs off the bed! Ain't nobody under there now!!!" Go Bubba!!!!
True Real Love
I’ve waited a lifetime for you I’ve searched the whole world over, Looking for your love. Some days I never thought I’d find you And I wanted to give up So many other faces, so many wrong embraces Trying to find one heart that felt like home to me. None of them could ever compare to you love, You are my strength, my joy. You give me comfort from the storm You make me smile on cloudy days You keep me safe and warm. I would be so lost without you, Your love is so pure and true Your heart, so beautiful and kind Because you’ve walked that long, lonely road That made you who you are (mine!). I know it’s been a hard long journey And it may get harder still But together we can lift each other Our strength will get us through I’ll never give up; I’ll never give in As long as I have you. When I look into your eyes I know that love is real When you hold me in your arms love, Nothing else compares Let me lay here with you forever And gaze at your beaut
I M P O R T A N T
>I M P O R T A N T >> W A R N I NG ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! >> >> Anyone-using Internet mail such as Yahoo, Hotmail, AOL and so on. >> >> This information arrived this morning, Direct from both >> Microsoft and Norton. >> >> Please send it to everybody you know who has access to the Internet. >> >> You may receive an apparently harmless e-mail with a Power Point >> presentation " Life is Beautiful" >> If you receive it DO NOT OPEN THE FILE UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, >> and delete it immediately. >> >> If you open this file, a message will appear on your screen saying: >> >> "It is too late now, your life is no longer beautiful." >> >> Subsequently you will LOSE EVERYTHING IN YOUR PC, >> And the person who sent it to you will gain access to your name, >> e-mail and password. >> >> This is a new virus which started to circulate on Saturday afternoon. >> AOL has already confirmed the severity, and the anti virus >> software's are not capable of destroying it. >> >> The vir
5 Tips For Ladies!
> Five tips for a woman... > > 1. It is important that a man helps you around the house. > > 2. It is important that a man makes you laugh. > > 3. It is important to find a man you can count on and doesn't lie to > you. > > 4. It is important that a man loves you and spoils you. > > 5. It is important that these four men don't know each other. > > >
Intelligence Is Not A Prerequisite
Okay... Maybe I expect too much. I mean, I have come to a point in my life where the smallest things are becoming increasingly annoying. I used to have patience and tolarance, but now I have none. There are certain things that should just be common sense. I shouldn't have to repeat myself several times, if you are too incompatent to understand. I use larger words, I speak in full sentances. I am an adult, not a child. Sometimes I feel like I have aged before my time. I am the type of person who reads, sometimes too much. And it's not your typical romance or suspense, I like textbooks. Knowledge is power. I grew up this way. I work at a dead-end job where advancement is non existant. Living with ADD is another problem, since I'm constantly bored. Even when we are busy, I'm bored. I can't focus. Anyway, the point of this, is I have learned that, I should probably lighten up on people. Not everyone has the education I do, even though I don't have the paperwork to back it
Forrest Gump Goes To Heaven
FORREST GUMP GOES TO HEAVEN The day finally arrived. Forrest Gump dies and goes to Heaven. He is at the Pearly Gates, met by St. Peter himself. However, the gates are closed, and Forrest approaches the gatekeeper. St. Peter said, "Well, Forrest, it is certainly good to see you. We have heard a lot about you. I must tell you, though, that the place is filling up fast, and we have been administering an entrance examination for everyone. The test is short, but you have to pass it before you can get into Heaven." Forrest responds, "It sure is good to be here, St. Peter, sir. But nobody ever told me about any entrance exam. I sure hope that the test ain't too hard. Life was a big enough test as it was." St. Peter continued, "Yes, I know, Forrest, but the test is only three questions. First: What two days of the week begin with the letter T? Second: How many secon ds are there in a year? Third: What is God's first name?" Forrest leaves to t
Thanks To President Bush On This One..
Thanks to President Bush on this one.. Check for your driver's license . . and remove it! I definitely removed mine. I suggest you all do the same. Now you can see anyone's driver's license on the Internet, including your own! I just searched for mine and there it was...picture and all! Thanks Homeland Security! Go to the website, and check it out. Enter your name, city and state to see if yours is on file. After your license comes on the screen, click the box marked "Please Remove". This will remove it from public viewing, but not from law enforcement. Please notify all your friends so they can protect themselves, too. Believe me they will thank you for it. http://www.license.shorturl.com/
What Starts With F And Ends With K?
A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her > > students. The teacher asked, "Harry, what's your problem?" > > > > Harry answered, "I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the > > 3rd grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 3rd > > grade too!" > > > > Ms. Brooks had had enough. She took Harry to the principal's office. > > > > While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the > > principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms. Brooks he > > would give the boy a test. If he failed to answer any of his > > questions he was to go back to the 1st grade and behave. She agreed. > > > > Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he > > agreed to take the test. > > > > Principal: "What is 3 x 3?" > > > > Harry: "9." > > > > Principal: "What is 6 x 6?" > > > > Harry: "36." > > > > And so it went with eve
Counseling
A husband and wife came for counseling after almost 26 years of marriage. When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a passionate, painful tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the 25 years they had been married. She went on and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry list of her un-met needs. Finally, after allowing this to go on for a sufficient length of time, the therapist got up, walked around the desk and asked the wife to stand. He then proceeded to embrace and kiss her passionately. The woman sat down quietly as though she were in a daze. The therapist turned to the husband and said, "This is what your wife needs at least three times a week. Can you do this?" The husband thought for a moment and replied, "Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I fish."
Little Johnny!
LITTLE JOHNNY ON MATH A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?" She calls on little JOHNNY. He replies, "None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot." The teacher replies, "The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking." Then little JOHNNY says, "I have a question for YOU. There are 3 women sitting on a bench having ice cream: One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?" The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied, "Well, I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone." To which Little JOHNNY replied, "The correct answer is 'the one with the wedding ring on," but I like your thinking." LITTLE& ; ;nbs p; JOHNNY ON MATH (Part 2 ) Little JOHNNY returns from school and says he got an F in arithme
Bottle Water
>FYI Please Read > > > >This is important and I thought I would share with you. > > > > > > > >Subject: DRINKING water (BOTTLED) KEPT IN CAR > > > > > >Hi ladies, just wanted to let you know some VERY important information! > > > > > >This information was given to me by a friend and I want all the > >ladies in my life to know and please forward it to all the ladies in > >your life. My friend whose mother recently got diagnosed with breast cancer. > >The doctor told her women should not drink bottled water that has > >been left in a car. > >The doctor said that the heat and the plastic of the bottle have > >certain chemicals that can lead to breast cancer. So please be > >careful and do not drink that water bottle that has been left in a > >car and pass > > > >this on to all the women in your life. This information is the kind > >we need to know and be aware and just might save us!!!! > >This was passed on to me by a friend and I wanted to share it with
Bras
What Religion is Your Bra? A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, "I'd like to buy a bra for my wife. " "What type of bra?" asked the clerk. " Type?" inquires the man, "There's more than one type? "Look around," said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size, color and material imaginable. "Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only four types of bras to choose from ." Relieved, the man asked about the types. The saleslady replied: There are the Catholic, the Salvation Army, the Presbyterian, and the Baptist types. Which one would you prefer? Now totally befuddled, the man asked about the differences between them. The Saleslady responded, "It is all really quite simple.. The Catholic type supports the masses. The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen, The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright, and The Baptis
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Men Are Like......lol
This is just funny Men are like ... Laxatives ..They irritate the shit out of you. Men are like ... Bananas ... The older they get, the less firm they are. Men are like ... Vacations ... They never seem to be long enough. Men are like ... Weather ... Nothing can be done to change them. Men are like ... Blenders ... You need One, but you're not quite sure why. Men are like ... Chocolate Bars ... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips. Men are like ... Coffee ... The best ones are rich, warm, & can keep you up all night long. Men are like ... Commercials ... You can't believe a word they say. Men are like ... Department Stores ... Their clothes are always 1/2 off. Men are like ... ; Government Bonds ... They take soooooooo long to mature. Men are like ... Mascara ... They usually run at the first sign of emotion. Men are like ... Popcorn ... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
I Not Come To Work Today
Carlos calls his boss and says, "Ey, boss I not come > >>>>> work today I really sick. I got headache, stomach ache > >>>>> and my legs hurt, I not come work." > >>>>> > >>>>> The boss says: "You know Carlos I really need you > >>>>> today. When I feel like this I go to my wife and tell > >>>>> her to give me sex. That makes me feel better > >>>>> and I can go to work. You should try that." > >>>>> > >>>>> 2 hours later Carlos calls: "Boss, I did what you said > >>>>> and I feel great, I be at work soon. You got nice > >>>>> house.
No Dogs
A dog had followed his owner to school. His owner was a fourth grader at a public elementary school. However, when the bell rang, the dog sidled inside the building and made it all the way to the child's classroom before a teacher noticed and shoo'ed him outside, closing the door behind him. The dog sat down, whimpered and stared at the closed doors. Then God appeared beside the dog, patted his head, and said, "Don't feel bad fella'.... they won't let ME in either."
Honky Tonk
Two hillbillies walk into a bar. While having a shot of whiskey, they talk about their moonshine operation. Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress. One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, "Kinya swallar?" The woman shakes her head no. "Kin ya breathe?" The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no. The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up the back of her dress, yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue. The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth. As she begins to breathe again, the hillbilly walks slowly back to the bar. His partner says, Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver', but I ain't never seed nobody do it!"
Ed Zachary Disease
> A woman was very distraught over the fact that she had not had a date or > any sex for over 5 years. She was afraid she might have something wrong > with her, so she decided to seek the medical expertise of the well known > Chinese sex therapist, Dr. Chang. > > Upon entering the examination room, Dr. Chang said, "OK, take off all your > crose." > > The woman did as she was told. > > "Now, get down and craw reery, reery fass to odderside of room." > > Again, the woman did as she was instructed. Dr. Chang then said, "OK, now > craw reery, reery fass back to me." > > As she did, Dr. Chang shook his head slowly. > > "Your probrem vewy bad. You haf Ed Zachary Disease. Worse case I ever see. > Dat why you not haf sex or dates." > > The woman asked anxiously, "Oh my God, Dr. Chang, what is Ed Zachary > Disease?" > > Dr. Chang sighed deeply and replied, "Ed Zachary Disease is when your face > look Ed Zachary like your ass."
The Rat And The Frog
The Rat and the Frog.. A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "If I show you a really good trick, will you give me a free drink?" The bartender considers it, then agrees. The man reaches into his pocket and pulls out a tiny rat. He reaches into his other pocket and pulls out a tiny piano. The rat stretches, cracks his knuckles, and proceeds to play the blues. He puts the rat back into his pocket and is given a drink by the bartender. After the man finished his drink, he asked the bartender, "If I show you an even better trick, will you give me free drinks for the rest of the evening?" The bartender agrees, thinking that no trick could possibly be better than the first. The man reaches into his pocket and pulls out a tiny rat. He reaches into his other pocket and pulls out a tiny piano. The rat stretches, cracks his knuckles, and proceeds to play the blues. The man reaches into another pocket and pulls out a small bullfrog, who begi
The Kiss
Kiss me A woman is in her doctor's office, and suddenly shouts out "Doctor, kiss me!" The Doctor looks at her and says, "It's against the code of ethics to kiss you." About 5 minutes later the woman again shouts out "Doctor, please, kiss me just once!" Again he refuses, apologetically, and says "As a doctor I simply cannot kiss you." Finally, another 10 minutes pass, and the woman pleads with her doctor; "Doctor, Doctor, please kiss me just once!" "Look" he says, "I am sorry. I just CANNOT kiss you. In fact, I probably shouldn't even be screwing you right now."
Lost
good u feel so stupid for thingking something could be real when i my heart said its too good to be true and u love thme so much u would have died for them u love someone so much u would almost give up college for them for them and they girls and u just stop everything for that one person guys u get one that loves u back as much as u love them hold on to them girls if u get someone that loves u back this much hold on to them bc u dont get a sec chance with love
He Godfather
A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper, who is deaf, has screwed him out of ten million bucks. He got the job because it was assumed that a deaf bookkeeper would not be able to hear anything that he'd ever have to testify about in court. When the Godfather goes to shakedown the bookkeeper about his missing $10 million bucks, he brings along his attorney, who knows sign language. Through his interpreter, he asks the bookkeeper: "Where is the 10 million bucks you embezzled from me?" The bookkeeper signs back: "I don't know what you are talking about." The attorney tells the Godfather: "He says he doesn't know what you're talking about. "That's when the Godfather pulls out a 9 mm pistol, puts it to the bookkeepers temple, cocks it, and says: "Ask him again!" The attorney signs to the underling: "He'll kill you for sure if you don't tell him! "The bookkeeper signs back: "OK! You win! The money is in a brown briefcase,
Loaded Lexus
A woman walked into a Lexus dealership to browse, and spotted the most beautiful, perfect "loaded" Lexus. She walked over to inspect it more closely. As she bent forward to feel the fine leather upholstery, an unexpected little burst of flatulence escaped her. Very embarrassed, she anxiously looked around to see if anyone had noticed. There, standing right behind her, was a salesman. With a pleasant smile he greeted her, "Good day, Madame. How may we help you today?" Trying to maintain an air of sophistication and acting as though nothing had happened, she smiled back and asked, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely vehicle?" Still smiling pleasantly, he replied, "Madame, I'm very sorry to say that if you farted just touching it, you're gonna shit when you hear the price."
Blah Pyo?
this made me laugh my ass off this morning. too bad the day didn't stay on such a funny note. lately I have been called moody. today sissy rescued me from my madness and we went out and about. only issue was we has to drag along all the kiddies with us, so by the end of the afternoon, I was worse off than when I started I think. so now I am frazzled and frustrated. put up a few new pics today, check them out if you like. I know I seem to put a lot up lately, but I guess I am just trying to leave some proof for myself that I was here in life or something...lol *********** wow, someone showed up at the door, and I took a "small break" from typing this, it has been 2 hours, lol. ...and I have had 5 beers since then.. so I will just leave this at where it is I guess
Regular Friends Vs. Puerto Rican Friends
REGULAR FRIENDS: Never ask for food. PUERTO RICAN FRIENDS: Are the reason you have food. REGULAR FRIENDS: Will say "hello." PUERTO RICAN FRIENDS: Will give you a big hug and a kiss REGULAR FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs. PUERTO RICAN FRIENDS: Call your parents mami and papi and say "bendicion" when they see them. REGULAR FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. PUERTO RICAN FRIENDS: Cry with you and know why you are crying without you saying a word. REGULAR FRIENDS: Will eat at your dinner table and leave. PUERTO RICAN FRIENDS: Will spend hours there, talking, laughing and just being together, then they help you clean up. REGULAR FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. PUERTO RICAN FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it's yours. REGULAR FRIENDS: Know a few things about you PUERTO RICAN FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you. REGULAR FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing. PUERTO RICA
Weenie Test
Weenie Test Three third graders from Tennessee, an Irish kid, an Italian kid and a Redneck kid are on the playground at recess. The Irish kid suggests that they play a new game. “Let's see who has the largest weenie,” he says. “Okay.” They all agree. The Italian kid pulls down his zipper and whips it out. “That's nothing,” says the Irish kid. He whips his out and proudly shows that his is at least an inch longer. Not to be outdone, the Redneck kid whips his out. It is by far not only the biggest, but the fattest. That night, eating dinner at home, the Redneck kid's mother asks him what he did at school today. “Oh, we worked on a science project, had a math test and read out loud from a new book and then, during recess, my friends and I played a new game called 'Let's see who has the largest weenie.” “What kind of game is that, honey?” asks the mother. “Well, me, Anthony and Patrick each pulled out our weenies and I had the biggest! The other kids say
Our Grand Marshall For The Puertorican Parade
Our Grand Marshall for the Puertorican Parade this year is going to be-- none other than "DADDY YANKEE"! To all the girls/women that love Daddy Yankee, if you want a chance to see him up close be at the P.R. Parade Sat. June 16th, 2007. The annual Puerto Rican Day Parade is scheduled to start at noon, at the intersection of Columbus and Balbo. For a small preview of who will be performing on stage at the festivities this year, click on our link http://prparadechicago.com/index.html Please forward this email to your friends Thank you…
Baked Beans
Baked Beans Baked Beans - This is hilarious! (This one is much too cute not to share. Enjoy! Be sure to grab a tissue; I think you'll be laughing so hard you'll cry!) One day I met a sweet gentleman and fell in love. When it became apparent that we would marry, I made the supreme sacrifice and gave up beans. Some months later, on my birthday, my car broke down on the way home from work. Since I lived in the countryside I called my husband and told him that I would be late because I had to walk home. On my way, I passed by a small diner and the odor of baked beans was more than I could stand. With miles to walk, I figured that I would walk off any ill effects by the time I reached home, so I stopped at the diner and before I knew it, I had consumed three large orders of baked beans. All the way home, I made sure that I released all the gas. Upon my arrival, my husband seemed excited to see me and exclaimed delightedly: "Darling I have a surprise for dinner tonight
A Voice From The Back Pew
A Voice From The Back Pew > There was a preacher whose wife was expecting a baby so he went >before the congregation and asked for a raise. After much discussion, they > passed a rule that whenever the preacher's family expanded, so would his > paycheck. > After 6 children, this started to get expensive and the congregation > decided to hold another meeting to discuss the preacher's salary. There > was much yelling and bickering about how much the clergyman's additional > children were costing the church. Finally, the Preacher got up and spoke > to the crowd, "Children are a gift from God," he said. Silence fell on > the >congregation. > In the back pew, a little old lady stood up and in her frail voice >said, > "Rain is also a gift from God, but when we get too much of it, we wear >rubb ers." > > And the congregation said, "Amen."
Your Angel
> It's worth a shot....... > Money Angel >This is a money angel >Pass it to 6 of your good friends, or family >and be rich in 4 Days. >Pass it to 12 of your good friends or family >and be rich in 2 Days. >I am not joking. You will find an unexpected windfall. >If you delete it, you will never know! > >Trust me!!! I'M TRYING TO GET YOU RICH AND ME TOO!!! :-)
Please Read
Hi to all!! Ok I am very new to this and it will take sometime to learn do Please Dont Give Up On Me! I am trying!!
Clever Woman
> >An elderly woman walked into the Bank of Canada one morning with a purse >full of money. She wanted to open a savings >account and insisted on talking to the president of the Bank because, she >said, she had a lot of money. > >After many lengthy discussions (after all, the client is always right) an >employee took the elderly woman to the president's >office. > >The president of the Bank asked her how much she wanted to deposit. She >placed her purse on his desk and replied, "$165,000". The president was >curious and asked her how she had been able to save so much money. The >elderly woman replied that she made bets. > >The president was surprised and asked, "What kind of bets?" > >The elderly woman replied, "Well, I bet you $25,000 that your testicles are >square." > >The president started to laugh and told the woman that it was impossible to >win a bet like that. > >The woman never batted an eye. She just looked at the president and said, >"Would y
You Ain't Gonna Believe This
So I get this message from some young girl on myspace. Obviously, I'm the guy of her dreams. Here's a little bit of her letter: How's it goin? I'm jessica and I just moved to the Bumfuk area and I wanna meet a nice guy around here :-). I moved here to Bumfuk a couple of weeks ago for work and now that I'm here I have nobody to hang out with! I read your profile... You're cute and I liked what you had to say :-). * * * Once again, it seems that my irresistible charm has captured another heart. Poor girl doesn't even know that there ain't no such place as Bumfuk. I hope she figures out where she really is. I hope she gets some help of a professional nature.
Trying Out
Ive been playing a lot of hockey recently and decided to give it a go with the fort worth brahmas, if i dont make it atleast ill know i gave it my best, and if worse comes to worse ill end up playing golf, ok not really, just a happy gilmore joke. Anyways, wish me luck!!
Migraines
So here I sit hoping that this time the meds will work and I will be more or less migraine free. But I am not holding my breath as so far I've went though all but one other method to help me "lead a normal life". And the medications I am taking have side effects. The one med has made me more sensitive to the sun. I had nice little sunburn after 45 minutes in the sun. And I had red like freckles after sitting out under an umbrella for a couple hours. Then both of the 2 main meds keep me dry-mouthed. Let's just say it's annoying most of the time and EXTREMELY annoying when one is sucking cock... nothing like a nice hard wet... anyway you get the picture. Thankfully I didn't get the decrease of sex drive from the meds, I'd gone nuts on that one. I had a MRI and well see my neurologist again later this month to see how I am responding. So far it's not good as I've had 3 migraines in the past 4 days. It sucks!
Shave And Shine
A Shave and a Shine... A man walked into a barber shop, sat on the barber's chair and said, "I'll have a shave and a shoe shine." The barber began to lather his face and sharpen the old straight edge while a woman with the biggest, firmest, most beautiful breasts that he had ever seen knelt down and began to shine his shoes. The man said, "Young lady, you and I should go and spend some time in a hotel room." She replied, "I'm married and my husband wouldn't like that. The man said, "Tell him you're working overtime and I'll pay you the difference." She said, "You tell him. He is the one shaving you."
6 Year Old Guitars
Looking For New Family Members
I just cleaned out my family list. Looking for new family members. I f you would like to be added to my family list just let me know..I have locked all my NSFW to onlybe veiwed by my family. I rate all my family members pics and help out in their contests. Please stop by and let me know i you want to be added.
Ice Cream Truck!
Sunday Morning Sex > I will never hear church bells ringing again without smiling... > Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, >Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95-year-old >grandmother and comfort her. > When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother >replied, 'He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday >morning." > Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years >old having sex would surely be asking for trouble. > "Oh no, my dear," replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing our >advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church >bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and >even...Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong." > She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, "He'd still be alive >if the ice cream truck hadn't come
Can U Read This!
This is weird, but interesting! fi yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can. i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if you can raed tihs forwrad it FORWARD ONLY IF YOU CAN READ IT.
Can U Read This!
This is weird, but interesting! fi yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can. i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if you can raed tihs forwrad it FORWARD ONLY IF YOU CAN READ IT.
Refunds
Keep this in mind when you have something to return and the store gives you a hard time - A woman went to a K-Mart service counter and told the clerk she wanted a refund for the toaster she bought because it won't work. The clerk told her that he can't give her a refund because she bought it on special. Suddenly, the woman threw her arms up in the air and started screaming, "RUB MY NIPPLES, RUB MY NIPPLES, RUB MY NIPPLES!" The befuddled clerk ran away to get the store manager in front of a growing crowd of customers. The manager comes to the woman and asks,"Ma'am what's wrong?" She explained the problem with the toaster, and he also told her that he can't give her a refund because she bought it on special. Once again, the woman throws her arms up in the air and screamed, "RUB MY NIPPLES, RUB MY NIPPLES, RUB MY NIPPLES!" and doing so draws an even bigger crowd! In shock, the store manager pleads, "Ma'am, why are you say
A.o.m Bomb Squad Please Read.
hi there angels if you would like me to make some tags for you please let me no. there are a few in my pictures. please rip them if you like. also can all send me there link to there page so i can share with the rest of the a.o.m bomb squad. thanks for your time. richard
Far Away For Far Too Long
This time, This place Misused, Mistakes Too long, Too late Who was I to make you wait Just one chance Just one breath Just in case there's just one left 'Cause you know, you know, you know [CHORUS] That I love you I have loved you all along And I miss you Been far away for far too long I keep dreaming you'll be with me and you'll never go Stop breathing if I don't see you anymore On my knees, I'll ask Last chance for one last dance 'Cause with you, I'd withstand All of hell to hold your hand I'd give it all I'd give for us Give anything but I won't give up 'Cause you know, you know, you know [CHORUS] So far away Been far away for far too long So far away Been far away for far too long But you know, you know, you know I wanted I wanted you to stay 'Cause I needed I need to hear you say That I love you I have loved you all along And I forgive you For being away for far too long So keep breathing 'Cause I'm not leaving you anymore Belie
To Lie Or Not To Lie...
Brad: trust me I am not goin to your profile and stay the fuck off my shoutbox pussy · Brad just checked you out! LOOKS LIKE BRAD IS A LIAR. WHAT DO YOU ALL THINK?
More Blather
So I completed my guitar I was making. It looks beautiful. I named her victoria, got the ody dow for my warlock guitar. Starting to get used to this site now. I like it. Will stay. Oh yeah, it is now 12:03 on Saturday morning. My birthday is today.
Ok Im Going Insane People....
....but then again that isnt exactly something you all didnt already know. lmao. ive started writting again. im taking advantage of the fact that right now im a whirlwind of emotions since ive been stuck in a long writter's block. some of the stuff ive written so far has been read by a select few & most have told me that they are suprised at my words. ::laugh softly:: i kinds figured they would be. i guess i dont come off like i have many or any talents for that matter. writting is my passion...the only reason i stopped was because of that damn writter's block. im hoping to be able to write an essay soon...but for now im happy that the words are back. anyway---i took my brother to the movies today. i didnt really wanna go but he wanted to see hostel 2 & no one else was around to take him. it was an ok movie...not exactly what i was expecting tho. the first hostel was full of gore, blood, a lot of death, more blood & oh some bloody gore. although i kinda thought the start was a
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My Introduction
Hey everyone ... I just wanted to introduce myself .. my name is Griff .. well that is what all my friends call me. I live in Tennessee currently and I am trying my hardest to get to Canada so I can be with my loving feiance cdn_gurl1981 I work at a buffet as a grill cook/meat cutter and I enjoy my job very much I have been living with my mom since my dad passed in December of 05. I enjoy bowling, computers, outdoors ( the mountains are like 20 minutes from where I live), horse back riding, sex, and talkin to my lady .. until the wee hours of the morning Anything else you want to know .. just ask .. Oh yea .. I also do guest appearances on JFL radio ( www.jflradio.com) as DJ NiteHawk see y'all later GRIFF
Why I Dread This Day Every Year
If you've known me for awhile you've seen how i am every june 8th and if you're close to me you know why i hate this day. so for those of you who care but arent close and havent really known me very long here's a brief explaination of why this day is horrible for me. on the day of june 8th back in 1999 i had a tragic event accur in my life. i was in New Orleans at a Baskin Robins at 1pm when i fell to the ground in the blink of eye from a pain in my chest that felt like a heart attack. it only lasted a few seconds, i didnt know why but i felt like something was wrong but i didnt know what. So i went about my the rest of day there like normal. But when i arrived home that night i went to check the caller ID only to find several calls from 2 different police departments and a funeral home. when my dad called back the local pd they showed at the door. im the unlucky one that answered it. i looked into the eyes of one officer and all i could say before he opened his mouth was "NO" i didnt
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Can A Muslim Be A Muslim-american??
Subject: Can a Muslim be a Muslim-American?? I have understood this for a long time ...................................this is more profound than anyone is willing to realize...........australia understands this why can't america understand this.............................their goal is to take god and all that makes america great away from us.................................do what you want with this email............I have Can a Muslim be a Muslim-American??????Subject: Interesting - Can a Muslim really be a Muslim-American? Have you ever thought -- Is Muslim-American really an oxymoron? Can a devout Muslim be an American patriot and a loyal citizen? I forwarded that question to a friend who worked in Saudi Arabia for 20 >>years. The following is his forwarded reply: "Theologically, no. Because his allegiance is to Allah, the moon god of Arabia. Religiously, no. Because no other religion is accepted by his Allah except Islam (Quran, 2:256) Scripturally,
Hawaii
That's right I get to go to Hawaii! I'm so excited! I haven't seen so many of my friends in almost 7 years so this will be fantastic. One week is not long enough!
Please Read
2007-6-8 21:33:35 REAL FRIEND TEST ! This is GOOD..I expect it back too! I especially like the last Sentence!!!!!! A simple friend, when visiting, acts like a guest. A real friend opens Your Refrigerator and helps himself (and doesn't feel even the least bit Weird Shutting your 'beer/Pepsi drawer' with her foot!) A simple friend has never seen you cry A real friend has shoulders soggy from your tears.. A simple friend doesn't know your parents' first names. A real friend has their phone numbers in his address book. A simple friend brings a bottle of wine to your party. A real friend comes early to help you cook and stays late to help you clean. A simple friend hates it when you call after they've gone to bed. A real friend asks you why you took so long to call. A simple friend seeks to talk with you about your problems. A real friend seeks to help you with your problems. A simple friend wonders about your romantic history. A real friend could blackmai
Hollow And Empty
Hollow voices, Empty eyes. You made your choices. You told the lies. Why did you turn away from me? What caused your heart to stray? My eyes too dim for me to see Through their tear stained haze. Poisonous words from your soul, Every syllable in place... Deception running cold. Was there dirt on my face? You looked away as you told your tale. I couldn’t catch your eye. Voice so strong, yet face so pale, As you spewed your alibi. So, I sit here in the dirt And watch you walk away. As I gather up all the hurt, I only wish you’d stay. Hollow eyes. Empty voices. You told the lies. You made the choices.
Poem Again Lol
Alone in the world and in the cold night i sit here wondering if my fait with life is near i toss and turn at night hoping to make another day another day of pain and suffering i hope this doesn't last my whole life but it's the way of life and it's how god wants life to be so guide your own lives into the right direction and fulfill your dreams
Name
REMEMBER THE NAME, AND I DO, AND WHAT'S IN A NAME? EVERYTHING, NO ONE ELSES NAME SOUNDS AS NICE AS YOUR NAME,... SOMEONE ELSE CAN HAVE THE SAME NAME, BUT IT WOULD NOT BE AS IMPORTANT TO ME AS WHEN I SAY YOUR NAME TO YOU,...
The Road To Happiness
The road to true happiness is easy. Stop caring what others think, take your meds, and you will be happy. Worked for me!
Woot Woot
Yay, 8 more working days an Daddy is off, we'll be gone fer 9 we're heading down by my mothers way an staying in a cabin fer 3 of those days which kicks ass, I'll be using my new bikini while we're there....tee hee...Well you guys may not see me fer sometime. Anyways just thought I'd let ya'll know!!
Switch The Life Cycle And This Is What You Get!
Start out dead . Then you wake up in a nursing home, feeling better every day. You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, then, when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day. You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You drink alcohol, you party, you're generally promiscuous, and you get ready for High School. You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities. You become a baby, then, you spend your last 9 Months floating peacefully with luxuries like central heating, spa, Room service on tap, larger quarters everyday, and finally you finish off as an orgasm.
Proud Father
my little girl graduated to the 9th grad today i am soo proud of her she has a 3.9 grade leavel that is the only thing a father and a mother can ask for with their kids in school, my baby is growing up it kinda depresses me but also make mehappy knowing that she is doing great but i am getting older but all i ask in life is for my babies to make it threw high school thats all any one want for their kids in life
Down By The Willow
down by the willow whose graceful new-green branches sway is a woman dancing barefoot in the grass with a wand in her hand her eyes are closed and she is smiling down by the river brown and parturient with recent rainfall is an old man communing silently with a praying mantis on his hand they are smiling at each other down by the forest's edge where sunlight falls dappled and in beams is a little girl molding a ball of golden light between her raised hands she meets my eyes and smiles down by the bamboo diamonds of dew glint on trembling leaves I am kneeling at the flowerbed and mixing soil with my bare hands dreamy-eyed and smiling at you
Married Women On Ct
No doubt some of you are, but call me a hypocrite or conservative, or a wet blanket, but y put yer naughty bits online? You are in a committed relationship, you are "happy", and you don't want anyone else but you partner 4 life... Why entice others? I don't dig sociopaths or attention-seekers. That is my preference 2 delight in women of all shapes, colors, and sizes, but damn, if no one has a chance in hell, why go there?
New Member To Cherry Tap
Now lets show him some love.... Go fan him ,rate him and add him.... luvurtoes2008@ CherryTAP Thank you Texas Goddess
Gift Swap
I still have the message saying she sent me the impala and no message saying she sent a trailer!!!! Ok so here's the deal.. I buy my buddy a 40,000 impala, which she recieves with no problem and it was on her page. Then today, instead of the 40k car it has been swapped to the 15,000 trailer. Anyone else have this happen? WTF is going on?
Coongrats To The Winners
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Yes... I Am Pathetic
I MISS being wanted... I miss phone calls... I miss Im's of love... I miss being cared for... I miss being hugged... I miss being adored... I miss being fawned over... I miss being someone's guilty pleasure... I miss all of it...
Gift Swap
Ok so here's the deal.. I buy my buddy a 40,000 impala, which she recieves with no problem and it was on her page. Then today, instead of the 40k car it has been swapped to the 15,000 trailer. Anyone else have this happen? WTF is going on?
Just Bored Silly...
1. How old will you be in December? 30... *looks at you... yes you...* Ok... now that's enough snickering from the peanut gallery. 2. Do you think you'll be married by then? Ha... Only if you drag me (kicking and screaming) down the isle w/ a gun to my head, and even then... probably not... 3. What do you look forward to most in the next 3 months? Getting settled in and scaring people at the wife's wedding. 4. Who was the last person you called? Um... My Ravey. 5. Who was the last person to call you? My mom 6. Do you prefer to call or text? Depends on the person... Usually text unless I crave to hear their voice. 7. What were you doing at 12am last night? Chatting online while surfing the interwebs... 8. Parents separated/divorced/married? Divorced for over 20 years. 9. When's the last time you saw your mom? About an hour ago. 10. What happened at 11:00p.m.? Um... nothing spectacular 11. How many cities/towns have you lived in? 8 12. Do you p
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Snake
i killed a 4' 6" timber rattle snake today at work i was stepping with half a foot of it an didnt see it til it was alomst too late it had 1" fangs an 9 rattles an button
Goodnight My Friends And Family
Custom Comments and More @ † Dark Angel Designz † Thanks for stopping by today! I am so happy to be back! I missed you all. A very special thank you to my boyfriend Jason for making it happen before next week! Lots of Love and HUGS! Mwah
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Need Some Good Loving
is it just me or are all people in the world as fake as the movies these day special effects and well i just think people should be them selfs and well stop purpitrating and hating for real one love from the dirty boy-DIRTY-BOY@ CherryTAP
Here Ya Go Guyes Lmao
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Showing Love To All The Men On My Friends List!
Just Wach The Lights Lol
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For The Ladyes
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Sex Poems
hah sex poems Body: Roses are red Lemons are sour Open ur legs and give me an hour Kissing Is A Habit Fucking Is A Game Guys Get All The Pleasure Girls Get All The Pain 10 Minutes Of Pleasure 9 Months Of Pain 3 Days In The Hospital A Baby Without A Name The Dad Is A Bastard The Mother Is A Whore This Woulda Never Happend If The Rubber Hadn't Tore!! Sex is like math You subtract the clothes Add the bed Divide the legs And Pray to god You dont multiply Roses are red Grass is green Open your legs And I'll fill you with cream Sex is good Sex is fine Doggy Style & 69 Just for fun Or gettin paid Everyone likes gettin laid u opened it so u r cursed for 5 yrs. u need to read it ENTIRELY!! roses are nice violets are fine. ill be the six if you be the nine. Repost this as ''sex poem'' if u repost this in 1 min: the guy /girl that you like will tell u that he/she loves u and that he wants to go out with u. if u repost this in 2 min: the guy
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Im Not Addictive
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Should The Punsihment Fit The Crime?
Well let us see if I can piss a few people off tonight. I have been sitting here pondering on things(yes I'm using my brain for once), and I have a question for the whole country. When somebody commits a crime should the punishment be based on the severity and type of crime or should it be a set of semi-useless rules that half of the time don't apply in the first place? The way it is now the quasi-law system is made up of semi-useful most of the time useless laws and rules.Let's take capital crimes to start with: Murder: A persons life has been removed never to return to their friends, family or others who share in that life. what should the punishment be? In most states natural life is all that they can get as a max sentence. Screw that shit if a person takes anothers life without justifiable cause or need, should be bereft of his/her own life(and save the tax payers alot of money ). Rape: A persons natural trust in society has been destroyed they have had their bodies, minds
What Ladyes Like Lol Just Kiding
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Friend And Fans
I AM OVERWHELMED BY THE AMOUNT OF FRIENDS THAT I HAVE, AND THE NUMBER OF FANS THAT I HAVE. I AM TRYING MY BEST TO MAKE CONTACT SOMEHOW AT SOMEPOINT WITH ALL OF YOU AND I'VE COME TO REALIZE THAT WITH SOME OF YOU IT I HAVE NEVER SPOKEN TO YOU. THAT FALLS ON ME, BUT NOT 100%. I AM WRITING THIS BLOG BECAUSE I HAVE SO MANY THINGS GOING ON THAT I DON'T HAVE TIME TO GO THROUGH MY LISTS AND PIC OUT THE PEOPLE THAT I HAVEN'T TALKED TO. I HAVE A LONG LIST AND STILL HAVE NOT MADE IT THROUGH. I'M SORRY TO HAVE TO DO THIS. BUT I WILL BE CLEANING OUT MY LIST IN THE NEXT DAY OR TWO. I HAVE TO MAKE MY LIFE MANAGABLE AND THIS IS ONE THING (SMALL YET IT WILL HELP) THAT HAS TO BE DONE. AND DON'T THINK THAT IT IS JUST CT, CUZ IT'S NOT. I'VE ALREADY CLEANED OUT EVERY FRIENDS LIST THAT I HAVE AIM/AOL, MYSPACE, MSN, YAHOO.... ALL I CAN SAY AT THIS POINT, THIS IS ME MAKING ME MORE MANAGABLE. MY CT MAIL IS STILL OPEN, AND ALL MY SHOUTS AND COMMENTS ARE STILL OPEN, JUST BECAUSE YOU MAY BE REMOV
Blind Dates Worth It Or Not
Blind dates worth it or not? I'm not sure. I have heard that they do and don't work. Personally I've never actually been on one. Friends have tried toset me up on them,but.... well lets put it this way,my friends may know me but they don't know me that well. I swear match makers can be a royal pain in the ass!They aren't happy with the way you look for a propective mate so they stick their nose in where it doesn't belong.A Dios mio!I mean I know they are friends but why can't I do it my way? I'm happy with the way I do things.No I may be single right now, but I'm picky. I had to learn the hard way about what I wanted.Been burned way to many times to not be picky! I know I'm bitching right now.I need to say this.If you are trying to play matchmaker for a friend*(unless they asked you to), leave it be!I know you are trying to help thjem because they are your friend. What makes you think that you know what is right for them? Hell! They might not even know what they want their damn
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True Coment Lol
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Big Time Shoper
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I'll Always Be A Daddy's Girl
So this is what I had to deal with this afternoon. What many of you remember is when I said that my father suffered a "silent" heart attack back in March, and how we were pretty sure he was ok. Well, right now, I am still waiting on news on whether my dad has suffered yet another heart attack today or what. I am not sure if he has gone home yet or if he is being admitted, which the reason I am not up there now is because my mom is pretty sure he's ok, and that they will be going home soon. The last update was at 8:30 when they were taking my dad for his CT scan on his carotid artery (too bad I am learning WAY too much about cardiovascular stuff again.) to see what is going on and with what little tests they ran I am not even sure if he's suffered another heart attack or not. So, as I wait (Good thing I am off on Saturday after all since this is going on) I know sleeping may not be an option tonight. As usual I am worrying more than I should which at this point is probably normal. Who
Kitty Kitty
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Children's Bill Of Rights
Children's Bill of Rights My son came home from school one day, with a smirk upon his face. He decided he was smart enough, to put me in my place. "Guess what I learned in Civic Two, that's taught by Mr. Wright? It's all about the laws today,The Children's Bill of Rights. It says I need not clean my room, don't have to cut my hair No one can tell me what to think, or speak, or what to wear. I have freedom from religion and regardless what you say, I don't have to bow my head, and I sure don't have to pray. I can wear earrings if I want, and pierce my tongue & nose. I can read & watch just what I like, get tattoos from head to toe. And if you ever spank me, I'll charge you with a crime. I'll back up all my charges, with marks on my behind. Don't you ever touch me, my body's only for my use, not for your hugs and kisses, that's just more child abuse. Don't preach about your morals, like your Mamma did to you. That's nothing more than mind
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Today The Space Shuttle Lifted Off With One Of Our Hometown Guys On It!!!!!!!!!
Read about one of our hometown astronauts! His name is Clay Anderson and we are very proud of him! CLAY IS THE FIRST GUY ON THE LEFT HAND SIDE. http://www.ketv.com/technology/13465680/detail.html http://www.kirotv.com/technology/13465680/detail.html
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Chuck Norris Vs Abraham Lincoln
Alright, so we all know that Chuck Norris is the modern day difinitive answer to all things ninja-esque. However, Abraham Lincoln, in his prime, would kick the ever loving shit out of Chuck Norris. I am not alone in this thinking as most people in my vent happen to agree.
Surgery
Well...I met with the surgeon yesterday. It turns out that the surgery is more complicated than i thought. The surgery date is set for june 27th. Apparently, they need to go in thru my stomach. This means that they have to move my intestines and stomach out of the way, by one surgeon, and then the spine surgeon comes in and puts in a device made from dead peoples bones and screws. The removes the damaged disc and then put the device in its place and attaches it to the surrounding vertebre. Fun Fun....in addition to all of this, they cannot give me a sufficent amount of pain medicine to relieve the pain because they make people constipated. And because they are pushing and poking around with my guts, they have to make sure that there is no blockage and that everything is working correctly. Oh yeah...the best part....(for smokers only i'm sure) but i have to quit smoking asap (which i set the date for monday) because your bones are porous breathing bones that need oxygen to be he
Hey
I don't care who knows it, but I love my woman and if anyone messes with her I will KILL themand plan it so i don't get caught!!!!!!!!
Quotes
I've been thinking about quotes that have some sort of meaning to my life, though I use the term quote loosely. Sometimes it's a song lyric or a line from a movie, but sometimes it is something that someone has said. I'm starting this blog as a way to put down quotes to share with others, and feel free to reply with quotes of your own. If you decide to add a quote, please state who said it, if it's from a movie, state the movie it's from and if it's a lyric, the artist and song. "Life is what happens to you, while you're busy making other plans" John Lennon, song "Beautiful Boy"
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Tears Of Blood
I sat and watched a mother cry Her tears of sadness goes through inside Her child lay in her arms Tears of blood run down her face Her body limp as a rag doll A smile on her face the light has gone from inside A man stands and shouts his anger to the world Around the world people will watch Tears that run down their faces silently they wait A women walks and weeps the blood stained Cloth at her feet the silent face lay beneath Blood will run and tears will weep People die and people live A man will walk while another is stricken A child will sleep and lay forever Their heart is broken; the tears of blood will weep No one will sleep the tears they cry will spill with blood Head in my hands I shake and watch Many have died why do we do this Why does mankind try to destroy our life? We are the last tears of blood will always weep Will the future be the same? Can the next generation Save mankind another way
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Hail Merry
Mauberly and I were out this afternoon to enjoy the lovely hot weather--she was lounging in the shade under the steps, I was rotating around the yard, trying to soak up as much sun as possible. Suddenly, though, she flipped out. She hissed, then wouldn't let me touch her. I thought: "Odd." I mean, she's a bitch, but that was unusual. I shooed her inside, muttered, "Ugh. Women" and went back to lounging. Less than five minutes later, chunks of ice started falling from the sky. I scrambled to move my plants to safety, then quickly realized that there was an important choice to be made: Which is more important? Pretty flowers or an intact skull? Opting for the latter, I sat inside, helpless, watching the glacier in the sky break apart and pummel my yard. I stared up--what did my grass do to deserve this kind of abuse? The frozen tennis balls were drawn like flag-magnets to my car--they crashed onto it, I cringed. But not as much as when they hit my plants. My poo
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The True Meaning Of Love!!!
Love is patient, Love is kind, It does not envy, it does not boast, It is not proud, It is not rude, It is not self-seeking, It is not easily angered, It keeps no record of wrongs. Love does not delight in evil, but rejoices with the truth. Love always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres. Love bears all things, believes all things, hopes all things, endures all things. Love never ends. L o v e N e v e r F a i l s.
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