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Damaged Dreaming comes so easily 'Cause it's all that I've known True love is a fairy tale I'm damaged, so how would I know I'm scared and I'm alone I'm ashamed And I need for you to know I didn't say all the things that I wanted to say And you can't take back what you've taken away 'Cause I feel you, I feel you near me I didn't say all the things that I wanted to say And you can't take back what you've taken away 'Cause I feel you, I feel you near me Healing comes so painfully And it chills to the bone Will anyone get close to me? I'm damaged, as I'm sure you know Im scared and i'm alone im ashamed and i need for you to know I didn't say all the things that I wanted to say And you can't take back what you've taken away 'Cause I feel you, I feel you near me I didn't say all the things that I wanted to say And you can't take back what you've taken away 'Cause I feel you, I feel you near me There's mending for my soul An ending to this fea
The Loss
The Loss I know of a life changing fact, that's really quite fantastic. We're slowly losing all of our flesh, and turning into plastic. We think we know the things we feel, and go about our day. Never thinking twice about pain caused by the things we do and say. They things lie deep within us all, Things we hide from even ourselves. These feelings change the look of our souls, kept and collected in jars on our shelves Angry, infected with pus, a would inside us there does lay. From the fire that died deep inside of us Because we locked it so safely away. The darkness is here to stay. And the world has gone grey and cold. Still we fail to see the life we've given away And the things that we've really sold.
I Am He Who Walks The Rows.
I Am He Who Walks The Rows. (Filthy Lover) I am He Who Walks The Rows. I am your filth and your depravity. Hidden in shadows and denial, I am the things you try to forget when you look in the mirror. When you have finally convinced yourself that you have forgotten about me, i will find you in the moments right before you fall asleep. My malignant sting lasts even as the years pass. If only you could forget the way that I taste..... I am He Who Walks The Rows. Bathed in shame and loathing, I am an unwanted abonation of your own unwitting, selfish creation. You have locked me deep down here so that I rot, with all the other things you have locked away and hidden..........hoping to forget. Only I remember that you once loved me. Few people can live knowing who they truly are inside........And they hate me because I am the one holding the mirror.
If It Didn't Happen, Then Why Can I Remember It?
If It Didn't Happen, Then Why Can I Remember It? Demons fill the night, lauging light and the light burns in my head. Screaming out to me calling me, from the dead. Symphony of pain, yet again, and blood spatters angry red, against the pristine white skin of the lamb. Things born inside of me, fuzzy dream? Visions from the deepest hell, hazy memory? but blood leaves stains, rotting smells. This room smells of sweat and fear, i was here, look around and things remind never dig too deep, afraid of what i will find. Echoes bouncing down the halls, and off of walls. but begging cries fall on deaf ears. Too real to be dreams. and lucid dream state ever nears.
Fall In Love
I Never Thought I'd Fall in Love with You I never thought I'd fall in love with you. I thought someday, of course, I'd fall in love. But what it felt like, I just never knew; I'd no idea what I was thinking of. And then, somewhere between my need and pleasure, Walking neither overjoyed nor sad, I looked into my heart and saw a treasure Worth more than anything I'd ever had. Ah! This is love! I thought. And then I wanted To give my life to see your happiness. Suddenly, from nowhere, I was haunted, Needy, joyful, tearful, glad, obsessed. My love for you has brought me out ...
I walk in to this new place new styles and definatly a new face looking for new fun to embrace im off on my own pace fast or slow i do not know i do not know where ill go on this thing and who ill meet but as drunk as i can get ill stay on my feet so to welcome myself to this blog bar porn nice to meet you feel free to toot my horn i can not lie i must abide to my true feelings i feel inside. but i will make you laugh...
St. John, The Butcher
The Butcher, St. John Speak not the name of the butcher St. John, You'll wake in the morning and your limbs will be gone. Ground into hamburger, made into meat, Pressed into sausages, spicy and sweet. Many people still come to buy of his wares, He's allmost allways sold out, but nobody cares. Though expensive, for the taste, the price can't be beat. Too bad nobody knows what he puts in his meat. He's carefull and picky, worse than misers with gold, He knows just by looking, which ones to serve cold. The plump ones are juicy, the skinny ones firm, The young ones are allways served ground up with worm. Bloody and cold are the ways of his mind, And he smiles as he cuts his next meal, you will find. So please lock your doors, and leave the lights on, And don't even speak of the butcher St. John.
ok ive been on this site for three days now look how far i got as of tommorrow i will delete this because this site is shit shit shit shit any of you cool people wanna get a hold of me hit me up ill give my messenger name if i dont know you already
Have you heard about this court case? In Florida, an atheist became incensed over the preparation of Easter and Passover holidays. He decided to contact his lawyer about the discrimination inflicted on atheists by the constant celebrations afforded to Christians and Jews with all their holidays while atheists had no holiday to celebrate. The case was brought before a wise judge. After listening to the long passionate presentation by the lawyer, the Judge banged his gavel and declared "Case Dismissed." The lawyer immediately stood and objected to the ruling and said,"Your Honor, how can you possibly dismiss this case? Christians have Christmas, Easter and many other observances. Jews have Passover, Yom Kppur and Hanukkah......yet my client and all other atheists have no such holidays." he judge leaned forward in his chair and simply said "Obviously your client is too confused to even know about, much less celebrate, his own atheists' holiday!" The lawyer pompously said
juggalo4lifeba: from the day we met i,v loved you and you should knowe that this is like u beging me not to kill myself it feels the same i dont want to leave you but i have no choice couse whats coming up you wont be able to handle and maaybe i wanted to get back with you later on when this gets straight but u said dont get mad when u get a new boy friend so nvm that ight i,m about to just give up so i,ma go ahead nad click the dellet butten so much love hope your grand maws gets bertter and the baby is ok i love you good bye kat and i didnt even know...i loved his juggalo so BAD, but he had a gurl, he had one when he TOLD me dis, i feel numb, sick, and cold
My Bloody Pics
Hey to all that commented on my pics, the ones naughty or nice, well the nazis on here erased them! So if you all wanna see them you have to ask! Cheers to those who gave me 10 and 11's and wrote a little line or two!~
Well its getting soon to my big move a few people have worked their way back into my life as friends yet it brings possible new headaches to the mix of it all the teachings to be kind linger in my mind but the insanity and thirst for my anger remains somthing im working on geting by but anyone that knows me knows i feed on my anger and grow from it so like always time to hide it so i can go on being me
I Miss Lisa Sweet
Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics from S e x i l u v . c o m
I'm In Love!!
For the first time in my life I know what it's like to go into a relationship totally trusting the other person. I would give up anything for him but I trust him not to ask for anything he knows I would have a problem with!! This is the oddest feeling in the world. It's like I'm walking on clouds whenever I think about him. I realized Saturday night sitting in the theater I really don't see anyone else when he's around. I could listen to him talk forever and never get tired of his voice. I don't fool myself, I know at some point he will do something I don't like because no one is perfect but I also know I'll deal with it when he does. In the past I've always dreaded the moment the other person would hurt me from the beginning but now I just want to be with him even if it hurts. He is everything I want and need. I don't think there has ever been a more perfect man. He is even worth all the pain being sick is putting me in. He gave me a chance to cancel Saturday so I didn't risk getting
Rape Fantasy
Just a fun little story I wrote awhile ago...... As you walk up the drive way you notice that the garage looks like the door is ajar. You decided to go check it out, as you near the door a large man wearing a hood and dressed in black steps out, see's you and reaches out for you, you gasp and start to turn to run but he is faster than you. He grabs you roughly by the arm and wrenches your struggling body through the doorway slamming the door shut behind him. The first thing you notice is that the garage is very dark, you hear heavy breathing, you realize its you, you start to get damp, the rough hands gripping your arms from the back, you begin to swoon, when unexpectedly you feel a second set of hands on your breasts. The second set of hands makes your head spin, you feel hot breath on your neck when you realize that the man behind you has pulled you closer to him. You begin to fight back but feel a large hard cock poking your ass from beneath the strangers trousers. Mak
Ct: Just How The Hell Do I Work This Thing.
I've been on CT for a about a week now. I've voted, I've checked people out and I've added some cool looking people. For the life of me, I have no idea what I'm susposed to do now? Can anyone give me some hints to get the most out of this place?
I Am Proud To Be A Bbw
I am obese. Morbidly obese according to every medical journal and societal convention. That is precisely what I am. There is no doubt about it. I didn't wake up one morning and say to myself, "Hey, I've decided I want to look like a negative stereotype." It happened over a period 36 years. Years of having an unhealthy relationship with my body, my self esteem, and with food. Years of dealing with a metabolism that is sluggish and stubborn and struggling and failing with every fad diet that comes down the pike. I am fat. When I started about the 2nd grade, I was considered chubby. For the next 10 years of my public schooling, I dealt with horrible psychological cruelty from my schoolmates. I would find notes in my desk that said "Take a shower, pig." taped to a bottle of roll-on deodorant yet I didn't have poor hygeine. People used to "moo" at me when I walked down the halls to class and ridicule me when I ate lunch, saying things like, "Save some for
What Kinda Tree Are You?
You Are A Poplar Tree People tend to look up to you, and it's a bit lonely at the top. Inside, you are not always self confident, but you show great courage. Mature and organized, you are reliable in any situation. You tend to have an artistic or philosophical outlook on life. You are very choosy in love and take partnership seriously.What's Your Celtic Horoscope?
Sometimes when I get home from a long day at work I want nothing more than to lose myself in some raw, passionate sex for a few hours. To get lost in it. To detach from the world and know nothing else other than my partner. To become their world and to have their world become me. To taste and touch, explore and caress... to take our time with each other until the passion becomes too much and pound each other with all the energies of our pent up frustrations. This working-the-opposite-schedule-from-my-husband thing is not doing much for my morale. A girl can only masturbate so many times before even that begins to lose it's appeal. Also, I'd really like to know why I can't leave comments anymore. :/
After Hours!
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What Kind Of Car Are You?
What kind of Muscle Car are You? (pics) 1969 Buick SkylarkYou are a 1969 Buick Skylark. You car has alot of potential....but you don't really care. The only reason you are driving your car is because it works! You only care about going from place to isn't in you....but who cares...Take The Quiz Now!Quizzes by
Here You Go Since My First One Sucked
comment bomb away he needs all the comments he can get click the pic to comment ty so much
What I've Done
By Linkin Park In this farewell, There is no blood, There is no alibi, Cause I've drawn regret, From the truth, Of a thousands lies, So let mercy come and wash away What I've Done, I'll face myself, To cross out what I've become, Erase myself, And let go of what I've done Put to rest, What you thought of me While, I clean this slate, With the hands, Of uncertainty, So let mercy come, And wash away What I've Done, I'll face myself, To cross out what I've become, Erase myself, And let go of what I've done For what I've done, I start again, And whatever pain may come, Today this ends, I'm forgiving what I've done I'll face myself, To cross out what I've become, Erase myself, And let go of what I've done [Mike Shinoda:] (Na,Na,Na) What I've Done, What I've Done, Forgiving what I've done
New Trend Of Bisexuality
Why are So Many Teens Dining at the Y? Current mood: curious I was asked recently why I thought so may young ladies, let's say 14-21 years of age are becoming Lesbians or Bisexuals? First of all the numbers have not changed that much, what has changed is that they guilt and shame that once forced tham to hide is beginning to go away. Some of it is a result of a new permissiveness in our community, and the stigma has been a little less severe for Lesbian and Bisexual women than for Gay or Bi men. Some is a fad and some is curiousity, but mostly it's a slightly misdirected form of bonding. We don't teach teen girls how to be successful friends and allies so some jump to that next level. About 1/2 of the "Baby Dykes" and "Baby Bi's" are not in it for the long haul, for the rest, they are just finding out who they really are. I'd like to know if you agree, disagree or have wisdom to share?
School Take 2
Well, I survived my first day. The teacher is male, but I knew that. He's not the ethnic group I thought he was by the name published in the guide. So I hadn't expected a strong accent and the occasional mispronounced word. I am still having trouble with the issue of a note taker. I managed to take some notes today, but I feel I missed a lot. The class is worse then I originally thought it was. And we didn't even get a photo copied diagram on the parts of the inside of a computer. He just showed us pieces and I guess expected us to remember it all. Its going to add op my stress load, but I'm in it for as long as I can hold out.
Aphrodities And Devilish Dd's Hideout Is Looking For You
Aphrodities and Devilish DD's Hideout now a proud family to WILDIN OUT RADIO CLICK PIC TO JOIN Also the lounge is looking for help if your willing to help on positions in the lounge please join the lounge and reply to the help wanted section in the discussions. We Need The Fallowing so far 4 Bartenders 4 Greeter 5 female dancers 4 male dancer 4 promoters Enforcers 4 between midnight central time to 6am central time 4 from 6am till w/e Now a Proud Member of the Wildin Out Radio Station --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Im Back
sorry i havent been on in awhile. we had a small housefire but im back!!!!!
Severly Depressed
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Three Days Grace - Pain (vid Included)
One of my favorite songs!!!! Pain, without love Pain, I can't get enough Pain, I like it rough 'Cause I'd rather feel pain than nothing at all You're sick of feeling numb You're not the only one I'll take you by the hand And I'll show you a world that you can understand This life is filled with hurt When happiness doesn't work Trust me and take my hand When the lights go out you will understand Pain, without love Pain, I can't get enough Pain, I like it rough 'Cause I'd rather feel pain than nothing at all Pain, without love Pain, I can't get enough Pain, I like it rough 'Cause I'd rather feel pain than nothing at all Anger and agony Are better than misery Trust me I've got a plan When the lights go off you will understand Pain, without love Pain, I can't get enough Pain, I like it rough 'Cause I'd rather feel pain than nothing at all Pain, without love Pain, I can't get enough Pain, I like it rough 'Cause I'd rather feel pain than nothin
Kia Shine - So Krispy (too Retarded For Lyrics, Vid Only)
Untitled Poem
I peek out of my shell for I'm starting to come out. My life is staring to look up cause friends are givin me a shout. They care bout me enough to see me through. You do for me and I'll do for you.
How To Find Me
Silent Anguish@ CherryTAP
Paris Hilton. Does Anyone Really Care???
Time for venting!!!! Ok I am sooooo sick of hearing about that blonde bimbo "heiress". I will admit I have followed it more then I probably should. That is the train wreck effect going on there. You really don't want to look, but you end up not being able to turn away. Well I am sick of hearing about her. Do ppl in this world actually feel sorry for her? Is there anyone out there that thinks that she is being mistreated and its not fair? IF so and you are on my friend list or fan list...please remove yourself. I don't have time in my life for those type of people. Anyway getting back to Paris. I thought it was utterly stupid that she thought Gov Schwarzenegger would pardon her for driving drunk. He has enough work as govenor then to rescue her from jail. And I am sure the jail isn't no ordinary jail...but it isn't a HILTON...(damn I crack myself up) Anyway she is in a special part for celebrities and crooked politians (not there are such things). Her next big drama was
Rip Away
I just posted a bunch of Lifestyle pictures. They won't be there for long. All my friends are welcome to rip away, take what you want, and enjoy. Remember CT doesn't give points for NSFW pictures.
Happy Feet Remix - Lil Jon - Get Low (vid Included!!)
Awesome twist!! 3,6,9 damn she fine hopin she can sock it to me one mo time Get low, Get low 2x To the window, to the wall, (to dat wall) To the sweat drop down my balls (MY BALLS) To all these bitches crawl (crawl) To all skeet skeet motherfucker (motherfucker!) all skeet skeet got dam (Got dam) To all skeet skeet motherfucker (motherfucker!) all skeet skeet got dam (Got dam) Shortie crunk so fresh so clean can she fuck that Question been harassing me in the mind this bitch is fine I done came to the club about 50 11 times now can I play with yo Panty line the club owner said I need to calm down security guard go to sweating Me now nigga drunk then a motherfucker threaten me now She getting crunk in the club I mean she work Then I like to see the female twerking taking the clothes off fucken naked ATL. Hoe don't disrespect it Pa pop yo pussy like this cause yin yang twins in this b i itch Lil Jon and the East side boys wit me and we all like to see Ass and
Baddest Dj On Ct....
Today 6-11 Sis's Bday!
This will have nothing to do with sis's birthday, but i feel better for saying it atleast! :P But Friday i received a job offer, the money and perks were very nice, but i really like my job and company. So i went in and talked with the big cheese about it, and asked him if he would consider matching the offer. I found out just a few minutes ago, that they won't be matching it! But i will be getting a pretty hefty raise and just about $2000 per year less! So im pretty damn sure my happiness is worth that! So staying put is what i'll be doing! The perk was a company car because of all the traveling i'd have been doing. BUt i don't travel alot so no need for a car. SO im pretty damn happy with it, since i just got a raise in January.
Happy Feet Remix - Mc Hammer - Can't Touch This(vid Included!)
Hehe cute twist on the song!! Can't touch this (x2) Can't touch this (oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) (x2) My-my-my-my music hits me so hard makes me say oh my Lord Thank you for blessing me with a mind to rhyme and two hyped feet It feels good when you know you're down A superdope homeboy from the Oaktown And I'm known as such And this is a beat uh u can't touch I told you homeboy u can't touch this Yeah that's how we're livin' and you know u can't touch this Look in my eyes man u can't touch this You know let me bust the funky lyrics u can't touch this Fresh new kicks and pants You got it like that now you know you wanna dance So move out of your seat And get a fly girl and catch this beat While it's rollin' hold on pump a little bit And let me know it's going on like that like that Cold on a mission so pull on back Let 'em know that you're too much And this is a beat uh u can't touch Yo I told you u can't touch this Why you standing there man u can't
Mumms And Nodheads...
For the downraters and smartasses, what you DID NOT KNOW, is that what ever your opinion was, I rated everybody who voted 10's for their trouble. So for the nodheads who insulted me and my heritage, I gave ya 1's and blocked you. You did not have to be personal...
Just in case anybody wants to know, I don't have net service right now, not sure when I'll get it back. But, I will be on yahoo IM, as mobile, when I can so check for me on there if ya wanna chat, if ya don't already have me , email me here and next time I check in here I'll send you my yahoo nickname. thanx! :) much luv to all. ......Rose
My Precious
today was a very sad day for dog ive had for 15 years passed away from cancer...its very tough for me cause shes always been by my side for so long....its gonna be hard comin home from work every day and not seein her by the door waitin for me... she will always be in my heart i love you precious
Omg. . . Be Alright - Trina, Ludacris (vid Included!!)
Here's an interesting twist to an awesome song!!! Ludacris Trina --------------------------------------- b alright b r right be alright b all right --------------------------------------- "B R Right" (feat. Ludacris) [trina:] i want my ass smacked [luda:] legs wide [trina:] front back [luda:] side to side [trina:] pussy wet [luda:] slip n slide [luda:] yep everythin gon be alright [trina:] ass smaked legs wide [trina:] front back [luda:] side to side [trina:] pussy wet [luda:] slip n slide [luda:] yep everythin gon be alright [TRINA] wait bitch, imma blow my kisses, get pist and throw my dishes, yall niggas know jus who this is, woo woo, and the head so vicious. with me, this shit gon cost, you short? then thas yo lost, you know this ass is soft, make a nigga goto breakin off. tell me that you love me baby, get high and fuck me crazy, get a towel and wipe me off, you want a bitch wit no type of flaws. my gurls be shoppin hard,
My Gift To You
I live through my dark existence only to bask in your beauty your eyes that shine like sapphires your smile that brightens even my sad existence I envy the wind that runs through your hair that touches your lips I long to touch you to hold you in my arms but I cannot for your heart belongs to another so, I can only love you from afar your friendship means more to me than anything this world provides but like an angel you touched my heart in a way that I've never felt before cause I've never known what love is until this day I know that we are only friends but my heart wishes it to be more so I will still hope and dream that one day I can feel your lips pressed to mine to hold you in my arms and say, "I love you"
It Has Started
I am doing everything I can to not hate everyone and everything. I am getting severely frustrated with people because not everyone is listening to what I am saying when I say it. It is like they are only taking what they want out of it. When I say my bronco is shot it is shot. I am beginning to snap at people and not meaning to. Could be cause I don't even get 15 minutes to my self. And never can get out of the shop since I don't have a vehicle or anywhere to go or any money to get there or spend.
Holy Raining Star Fruit Cocks! We R Gettin A Storm
fuckin eh,storms....good. oh yeh some sort of horsecockfly bit me n now my leg is red! and hey did u kno patrick swayze can sing?!?! wow im listening to him right now gees what cant he do? swayze=my new idol =P Mood:Happy
Haha Tuff Shit!
Don't you just feel the love!!! DownRater@ CherryTAP Bless, going after the mummers like that, bless! pity most of them are in my family list and yes my family block is ON! Haha!
Daily Horoscope: Libra For June 11,2007
Tactful is practically your middle name. That's why you're able to take such a hard-line stance and other people graciously accept it. Chalk it up to the fact that you know when to bend and when to break.
Dead Weight, Part Ii
I'm dead weight. Thanks, all.
Well Shit
A year and a half ago, I had surgery to prevent having more kids. I did this only because the doctors and my husband said that because of my health, it would be too risky to have another one........I wanted one more. After my surgery, I spent days crying because I wanted one more, just one more. It was taken from me. I was robbed of my biological right to reproduce. As I cried, my husband told me it was silly and stupid to cry over it, because we didn't need another baby, it would just be another mouth to feed.......That really hurt. Well, now we are divorcing and he has a new girlfriend and I'm happy for him........BUT......He informed me yesterday that he and his new girlfriend are going to try to have a baby.........I cried. I love my children, take care of them love being a mother probably more than anything.....but I can't have my last one. But HE can go ahead and continue to reproduce when he doesn't take care of his children, doesn't doesn't see them as anything but "mout
I Was In A Pissy Mood Before This, But Still...
I was minding my own business today, working (or at least pretending to work), when a member of the poly family I was booted out of sent an IM, asking me to read a bulletin she posted.  (It might have been a mass IM - I don't know.)Well, I couldn't read it since I had removed her from my friends list a while back, since we weren't going to be together anyway.  So I just ignored it.A couple hours later, she IMed me again (along with several other people) telling us her new user name.  So, getting a bit pissed (since I am still hurt by what happened), I wrote back asking her if she knew who I was.Her reply:  "damn"That was it.  One simple, single word.  No apology, no, "Hey, how're you doing now that we fnck3d up your hopes and dreams," no nothing.Except that single, four-letter word.I don't know whether to laugh or cry.  I do know, however, that I will not make one move towards them without having the option to live on my own wherever they may be.  I'm not trusted by them because I told
So it seems my forays into the world of coffee have led to an unanticipated crash. . .I kinda want to die. Also I've been invited to go to a concert tonight. I'm very excited it should be loads of fun. . .provided I can sneak a nap before I leave work
Survey Time Boys And Girls!
1. Do you know anyone who has gotten an abortion? yes 2. What would you do if you opened up your front door to a dead body? I'd call the police. 3. Have you ever thought someone died, when they really didn't? no 4. Have you ever fallen backwards down a set of stairs? Kind of 5. Ever been to a friend’s house and starved the whole time? no 6. Ever found more than a dollar in a random place? yeah 7. Name someone close to you who smokes cigarettes. Sean 8. Everyone knows: someone else. 9. When a friend walks out of your life, do you go after them, or let them go?: depends on the circumstance 10. Have you ever been corrected at your workplace?: yeah 11. Has anyone ever been more important to you than a family member?: Yes 12. Do you still live at home? no 13. Last time you smiled? About a half hour ago. 14. What do you do when a telemarketer calls? It depends on why they're calling. 15. Would life be the same without alcohol? I ver
What Do You Make?
Slumber Party
YOU ARE INVITED TO THE HOTTEST PARTY IN TOWN!!!!! It is ladies night out with a fabulous and fun party presented by Slumber Parties. You will experience the latest and greatest in lingerie, books, games, massage oils, edible lotions, novelties and toys. Get ready to laugh with your friends and learn some new tricks as your Slumber Party Distributor tastefully presents all the goodies. Your order will be taken in private and nobody knows what you leave with! Bring a female friend or two over the age of 18 and leave the men, children and babies at home. This one adult party you will not want to miss! RSVP Ok ladies I am trying to start as a Slumber Party Distributor and I need all of ya’ll help. All I ask is either order, attend my next party, or plan to host a party. Please contact me if you are interested in the above. The party it self is July 14, 2007 at 8pm at my house.
Due to my love of the native american culture Ihave changed my name to Kanan which means Forest Thanks Cheayla !
Take The Time...
Take time to think, it is the source of power. Take time to play, it is the secret of perpetual youth. Take time to read, it is the fountain of wisdom. Take time to love and be loved, it is a privilege. Take time to be friendly, it is the road to happiness. Take time to laugh, it is the music of the soul. Take time to give, it is too short a day to be selfish. Take time to work, it is the price of success. Take time to pray, it is the greatest power on EARTH..
Have A Beauitful Day!
Every day can be a beautiful day. Just take a look around you and think about all of the wonderful things you have to be thankful for... the sunshine, roses, laughter, close friends, family, music, and beautiful dreams. The storm is never half as bad as it seems. Don't let the rain ruin your day. When the dark clouds move in just smile, because the good times are on the way. Get More at
How 2 Piss Off A Cop!!!
1) When you get pulled over, say "What's wrong, officer, there's no blood in my alcohol?" 2) When he asks why you were speeding, tell him you wanted to race. 3) When he talks to you, pretend you are deaf. 4) If he asks if you knew how fast you were going, say no, my speedometer doesn't go that high. 5) Touch him. 6) When he asks why you were speeding, tell him you had to buy a hat. 7) Ask him where he bought his cool hat. 8) Refer to him by his first name. 9) Pretend you are gay and ask him out. 10) When he says no, cry. 11) If he says yes, accuse him of sexual harassment. 12) If the cop is a woman, tell her how ugly she is, but in a nice way. 13) If he asks you to step out of the car, automatically throw yourself on the hood. 14) When he asks you to spread them, tell him you don't go that way. 15) When he puts handcuffs on, say "Usually my dates buy me dinner first" 16) Ask to be fingerprinted with candy, cause you don't like
June 10th, 2007
Thank you for everyone who wished me a happy birthday.....I appreciate it very much...although it was not only the worst birthday ever but the worst day of my life...I'm fine now and I'm moving on and I thank you guys again.....I also thank you guys that have/been voting for me in the playing card contest...remember you can vote once every 24 hours...and if you register under my ID# then it counts for 5 extra please help me out guys....if you haven't voted already...I'll put the info right here....THANX AGAIN!!! To vote for me go ahead and just click this link and scroll down...look for name is Preston...And here's a link to join under my ID# is make sure it says that...and anyone can join..males or females...thank you once again for anyone who registers under my ID# (1846)REMEMBER!!! MY ID# IS 1846...someone accidentally registered under someone else instead of me and they got credit instead of it hurt me a little bit so make sure it's the
Update On Baby Kaleb.
Monday, June 11, 2007 Updates Galore! Updates, Updates Updates!!! Lots of them today!!! First our local media market is starting to pick up on this stoey of the overwhelming response that our family has received from all of you! They requested an interview... Sounds great right?! However at this time Josh nor I are able to give any interviews because of the possibility of hurting the prosecutuion... We do have a family spokesperson who is very closeto us who is giving the interview... All answers that she gives have been discussed with me and Joshua. So the story should be on tonight or tomorrow... Every one who is not from Tampa, you will be able to view it on Now onto Kaleb... Our Little Spartan (Josh is a MSU fan and in a historical sense, Spartans were very strong fighters) He is surprising doctors!!! The doctor cam in and said that he looked totally different, in a good way... Everything about him seems to be improving. The gram
Me Myself And I
hi im tamye 26yr old swf,ive got 3 awsome kids. i luv power,adrenaline rushes, 6 tatts,my nose,tounge & ears pierced.i like strong minded & beautiful men,i like country boys,but im not picky. i luv meeting new people,i'm a fan of nascar & john deere.i hope to hear from yall soon.god bless.
A Start To Something?
It's amazing the things people will do with priceless things simply because they don't know or value their worth.
Inside My Dreams
Passionate kisses, wrapped around a breeze flowing onto my skin, pushing me to my knees begging for mercy, I sink in so deep wanting excitment, never knowing sleep Lust at its fullest, soft subtle screams trapped inside a moment, stranded in a dream
Free Ps3
Complete only 1 offer and refer friends to do the same.its that EASY.
June 11,2007
Trying to get someone else to take your side is annoying. Frankly, the effort just saps your energy, so why do you keep on trying? Ah, that stubborn streak -- when it emerges, it really asserts its presence!
June 11,2007
Trying to get someone else to take your side is annoying. Frankly, the effort just saps your energy, so why do you keep on trying? Ah, that stubborn streak -- when it emerges, it really asserts its presence!
June 11,2007
Trying to get someone else to take your side is annoying. Frankly, the effort just saps your energy, so why do you keep on trying? Ah, that stubborn streak -- when it emerges, it really asserts its presence!
June 11,2007
Trying to get someone else to take your side is annoying. Frankly, the effort just saps your energy, so why do you keep on trying? Ah, that stubborn streak -- when it emerges, it really asserts its presence!
On Ct
I have talked to a lot of people since i have joined CT, and all of them have been really nice....There is one man in particular that has caught my attention, and I have to say, I can't seem to get him off my mind. He is very sweet and funny, and for the first time ever, I am really considering meeting him...I have never met anyone that i talked to online so it is kind of scary, but I think I should take the chance with him. We have talked a lot, hours a t a time, and even though he is younger than me, I haven't had that good of a conversation in quite a long time... I know he is going to read this and i just want him to know, I am most definately falling for him...its gotten to the point where i just get online to look for him....some people have commented about us, wondering if we are professing our love for each other on people's mumms, and if those people read this then the answer is yes....well I think thats enough for my first blog......
Just Read It Please.....
Ok since ive had my last goin ive had NUMEROUS people remind me Im a fat chic! This is great I KNOW THIS i cant miss my fat ass every day! BUT if you dont like what you see that fine and dandy Im not everyones flavor but have enough common courtesy to keep your mouth shut. Not everyone was created in the image of Barbie and personally Im glad I wasnt because I AM A REAL LIFE WOMAN! Inside and out! and if you dont like what u see maybe u need to get to know me and if u cant do that ..I have 4 little words for you...........KISS MY REBEL ASS! Thank you!!! THE TEXAS BITCH!
Confederate Family And Friends (update)
i was supposed to go and sit with joyce's mom today but she decided to stay with her mom for the day instead of going to her chiropractor......her mom probably won't last but another week maybe 2 is my guess....her bp this morning was 70+ over 30+ and her oxygen level is also beginning to drop as well.....yesterday she went into a small seizure on us while we were all there and when she would get up and go to the bathroom she would faint on they have her bed ridden now....between this and my moving i have a long road ahead of me.....
A Funny From St. Petersburg, Fl...
St. Petersburg, Florida: A Florida woman is offering to sell one of her kidneys to pay off a hospital debt. Ruth Sparrow ran an ad over the weekend in The St. Petersburg Times. It read: "KIDNEY - Runs good. Taking offers." Sparrow is serious. She owes $20,000 for gall bladder surgery, and wants to pay it off. She says both her kidneys work fine and she's willing to part with one to settle her debt. She offered one directly to Bayfront Medical Center, which turned it down. The newspaper has stopped running the ad, since selling organs is illegal in Florida.
I'm Baaaaack!
Hey all, I'm back from my two-week vacation, rested and relaxed and happy. I know you all didn't miss me much since I was still around all the time! OK, maybe a little bit of missing me? C'mon, gimme some ego sugar, kids! My vacation was absolutely fabulous. Just the right combination of rest, relaxation, and fun. I thoroughly enjoyed my time in Oregon with my friend Charlie, who we realized I've now known for 25 years... eek! And then I had a wonderful week with my sister's family in Chicago. Her new baby is totally adorable (in that ugly newborn sort of way) and her other kids were, as always, a treat. I also managed to meet up with a couple people from the 'net... fun! I just uploaded a bunch of photos I took while I was in Oregon. If you'd like to see all of them, please let me know! If you missed it, I did upload some new photos from my MikeNinja photo shoot. He's trying to talk me into another one, too... we'll see about that one! Anyway, hope you enjoy. Have
things are always changing so what do we do now
Why All The Middle Finger Pic's
I get bored and take the trip through CT land and I come across pic's of middle finger and I just have to say why! What is the point? I just don't understand maybe I am just a prude LOL really I am not a prude I just don't understand the mystery of the middle finger! Well thats it for now Angie
Internet Dating
Dont you hate it when your life is just too busy to go out or just not into the bar scene or meet anyone in the grocery store ( by the way who does that and what exactly do they come up to you and say? hi would you like to squeeze my cantelopes) Anyways so you try this internet thingy everyone is talking about, so you again fill out all this information about yourself. Your perfect mate, and so on, then you finally get on there and now you know where all the fugly people hang out at. I mean really where is all the single, good looking, GAY or BI, non drug addict women at? They are not on the internet besides a few that are probably already taken and they are definately not at my freaking grocery store thats for sure. So tell me if there is any of you out there please let some of us decent women know where yall hang out at !!!!!!!!!!!!
Let me be so dead and gone, So far away from life… Close my eyes, hold me tight, And bury me deep inside your heart…
Raver's Life
At the end of every week, each of us becomes a freak. Tonight the DJ makes us move, under the sweat drops from the roof. Each time you let the base beat hard, To know we all spend now apart. Just activate your energy, Lets sing the song and come with me. The speaker system brings the sound, And light effects are spinngin round. All the people on the floor, They shake their bodies, And they cry for more. Never let this feeling go, And let the music take control. Forget your problems and be free, Enjoy this moment, come with me! note:I didn't write this, but I love it and I have used it in some art work of my own.
...lustfull Drug...
Try me once, and I might let you go. But try me twice, and I'll own your soul. I'll be in your thoughts, I'll control your mind. I'll own you compleatly, you will be mine. You'll regret that you tried me, they always do. But you came to me, not I to you. You'll live in sin, you'll live in lust, You'll have you no one, with just me to trust. If you choose me, if you choose to try, Theres no turning back, I tell no lie. I'll be your master, you'll be my slave. I'll even go with you to your grave. You'll get nightmares, while your lying in bed. All thoes voices you hear, inside your head. The sweats, shakes, and visions you'll see. I want you to know, there all from me. By then its to late, you'll know in your heart, Your all mine, and wel'll never part. I'll bring you more misery than words can tell. Come take my hand, let me lead you to hell...
...the Pain Of You...
Seeing you face to face. Just being in your warm embrace. That way you made me feel, I can't believe it was real. Why can't we go back to the way we were? Instead of you and her, with my life a blurr. We were in a hypnotic trance, It was our very own Gothic Romance...
T.j.b.f....(to Bad It Over...)
To see your beautiful face, And lying in your warm embrace. Just showing how much you are. You truly unique and rare. Beyond the sun, stars, and moon, Our love began to bloom. Forever I will love you. This will always be true.
Welcome To The Life Of Me...
Welcome to the life of me. Beware, human, of what you will see. For I am not of the living. Always taking and never giving. Your breath, I’ll take away from you. To bad, there’s nothing you can do…
I surrender, heart and soul to your unyielding demands. I crumble at your feet waiting for your harsh reprimands. Mercy is a myth that I do not expect nor care to receive. I choose this punishment though it's harsher than you may believe. Your will I bend to, your bidding is what I seek to do. Nothing can compare to the wrath I feel when I disappoint you. Pain and torture is what I know I will gain. Just for being in your presence the scars will long remain. This body, this life is nothing without the reassurance of your glance. Some may call me demented, others just the victim of circumstance. They know nothing of the joy that you do bring. They only see the terror that in my face does ring. They tell me that love should be cherished, that I should be your charm. Not a hand should reach out towards me with the intent of harm. Do they not see that it's the pain that makes me this way? Can they not understand this is my choice no matter what they say? One day I will not awaken, I wi
Dont You Hate It When:
Dont you hate it when you spend all that time filling out this huge questionaire about your likes and dislikes and then you type in all this information about yourself in an essay, you still get people not in the age range, not in the right race, they know absolutely nothing about you and to top it off they dont even have a dayum picture and expect you to chat!!!!!!!!!! Come on if your going to join these things read the dayum information and put a freaking picture on your profile for goodness sakes!!!!!!!!!!!
You Learn.....comes The Dawn
"After awhile, you learn the subtle difference between holding hands and chaining a soul. And you learn love doesn't mean leaning and company doesn't mean security. And you learn that kisses aren't contracts, and presents aren't promises....After awhile you begin to accept your defeats with your head held high and your eyes wide open, with the grace of a woman, not the grief of a child. And you learn to build your roads on today, because tomorrow's ground is too uncertain for plans, and futures have a way of falling down in mid-flight. After awhile you learn that even sunshine burns if you get too much. So plant your own garden, and decorate your soul instead of waiting for someone to bring you flowers. And you learn you can really endure.... That you really are strong, and you really have worth. And you learn and learn..... With every goodbye you learn."
Go Cards!!!
Went to the Cards game yesterday and had an awesome time! Our seats were in the 4th row off the field on the 3rd base line next to the Angels dugout. Best seats I've ever had at a Cards game to be sure! Got to go in the 3rd Base Lounge which was pretty kewl. Drank a few beers and watched a 2 homer performance by Mr. Pujols and Sphezio hit a 3 run shot late in the game to seal the win. But the best thing about the game was that our man (Zimmer & myself) So Taguchi got the start in left field and we were right there to get some great pics and watch him make his usual great plays. Plus he managed to get himself on base for both of Pujols homers! Talk about respect late in the game the Angels even walked him to get to Pujols LOL! After the game we went to a place called Kilroys and drank a few more beers before heading off to the train home. Met some kewl people and had a great time! Go Cards!!!
This Is So Awesome - Ymca Like You've Never Seen It Before
Check This Out! Only One Of The Guys Is Real!!
Revision On How People See Me
Tony sees me as a beautiful Angel Jack sees me as a sexy princess Bear sees me as fat, ugly and old Paul sees me as natural beauty Everyone else sees me as a heart with something sweet inside. Cassie
Graduation Day
Today was graduation day at Miss Helen's preschool. Many of the students would be going to kindergarten next year, and it was important that they receive their diplomas to show that they were ready for the next step in their education. A lot of people showed up for the ceremonies. And the snacks were pretty good. The students arrived in costumes, because they were going to give a presentation for those in attendance. Lilly played the part of Bo Peep. Apparently she had lost some sheep and didn't know where to find them. Well, a lot of people tried to help her, but nobody knew where the sheep had gone. Jack and Jill tried to help, but they had both just fallen down a hill with a pail of water and I guess they were in a lot of pain. But eventually, the sheep came home and all was well. Then the graduates arrived. And the undergraduates were there to assist. Ethan was given the honor of holding the flag during the pledge. Lilly ponders the si
La Fiesta Eres Tu
Do You Know The Three Rings Of Marriage?
DO YOU KNOW THE THREE RINGS OF MARRIAGE? "The three Rings of marriage" 1. Engagement Ring 2. Wedding Ring 3.suffer Ring
Your Birthdate: July 23 You're not good at any one thing, and that's the problem. You're good at so much - you never know what to do. Change is in your blood, and you don't stick to much for long. You are destined for a life of travel and fun. Your strength: Your likeability Your weakness: You never feel satisfied Your power color: Bright yellow Your power symbol: Asterisk Your power month: MayWhat Does Your Birth Date Mean?
Far From Perfect
No one's ever believed in me, thus it's torn my world apart; words have crushed my self-esteem, and broke my tender heart. All my life I have always been, extremely sad inside; searching for the love that I, have always been denied. I never am quite good enough, and I can't do anything right; I am worthless and pathetic, within my loved one's eyes. All I have ever wanted, was to be accepted just for me; I can't be someone I am not, what you get is what you see. The hole in my heart is painfull, for it's empty and hollow inside; and everynight when I go to bed, I pray that I will die. I am not special or worthy, for someone to truly care; I'm a misfit to society, and this truth I have to bare. I have never known success, for I fail at everything; The song that once was in my heart, I can no longer sing. As I ponder upon my failures, which are much too many to count; I wonder why I was ever born, and what is my life all about? ~Unknown
Page Shifting
Sometimes when you go to rate someone's profile and go to click 10 and the page shifts and we notice it and the rating it logged was like a 4 or a 6 because the page shifted, and you go back and click 10 to correct it then get all embarrassed...we have all dont it and had it done to use. SOmetimes we obviously don't even notice it happened and leave the page and the person thinks we rated them a 3. LOL. Well I use to always make sure it took the rating I MEANT to left. But several times in the last few days I have gone to people's pages that are on ym friends list to rate pics or whatever and scroll over to see if I had left them a 10 or an 11...and I have found 3 so far that were at less than a 10. I never rate (or intend to) less than a 10. But I have corrected the ones I found. If any of you ever remember getting rated at less than a 10 by me, please send me a message and let me know so I can correct it. If I did I didn't mean to. But there is no way for me to remember or go back an
Kiss The Past Goodbye
They Walk Among Us
THEY WALK AMONG US I was at the checkout of a K-Mart. The clerk rang up $46.64 charge. I gave her a fifty dollar bill. She gave me back $46.64. I gave it back to her and told her that she had made a mistake in MY favor and gave her the money back. She became indignant and informed me she was educated and knew what she was doing, and returned the money again. I gave her the money back again...same scenario! I departed the store with the $46.64. This actually happened to me in Austin at MoPac Blvd and Parmer Lane . ...............They Walk Among Us and Many Work Retail. I walked into a Mickey D's with a buy-one-get-one-free coupon for a sandwich.. I handed it to the girl and she looked over at a little chalkboard that said "buy one-get one free." "They're already buy-one-get-one-free", she said, "so I guess they're both free" She handed me my free sandwiches and I walked out the door. .......They Walk Among Us and Many Work Retail. One day
Hey Every One Come Help Me Level Up Please Its My Birthday Only Have 5,600 To Go
Sarah And Daddy's Second Day Off Together!
As I write today's scintillating prose (yeah, right!) Sarah is taking her afternoon nap -- I did learn from Friday's fiasco that it doesn't pay to keep her from it -- after I took her out to lunch from her 15-month checkup. Since her brother or sister who's due in three weeks is coming via Caesarean section, Sarah's pediatrician wanted to know whether she'd be the one on call when he or she was born. I guessed so . . . depends what time of day Martha actually goes in for delivery. I had to update our family medical history . . . something I wasn't keen on as most of the physical ailments I remember are on MY side of the family. I couldn't ask Martha to help because she's at her daycare job and will be taking a Red Cross Child and Infant CPR class after work . . . won't be home until late tonight. I really envy her ability to clean up around the house, and I KNOW when she gets bit by the cleaning bug to get out of her way! Yesterday's task after church and lunch was our bedr
Out Of Town
My reserve unit has been invited to play in the sandbox so I'll be leaving in a couple weeks
Sexy Girls
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A Fun Game
I play here now and then while I check out profiles and what not, or even just when I wanna blow some time and chat on something a lil slower paced. This place only prod and encourages you to where and what you need to do, you figure things out on your own, and chat with some cool folks from all over the globe if you choose to.
Dominate Me
Freak, Get Off My Page!
This guy insults me, stalks people and then blocks me. Yet he continues to come by my page 2 or more times a day. Is he trying to prove something? Is he mentally ill? What is going on in the pea sized brain of this freak? I can't count anymore the number of people that have read my page and sent me an email like the one I just got: do you actually know the texas rancher?? I don't know him, but he's been talkig to me alot lately.... I'm an ER nurse, and I can definitely see stalker tendencies.... just curious how you know so much about him.... thanks, Beej Can he just not get the point and go away? I'll even say please if I have to. Shoo boy! Get the hint?
From Friends To Lovers by Joe Vieira Sometimes I feel sad and sometimes I feel blue but whenever I see you, I'm as happy as can be for you bring a smile upon my face and a feeling of joy within my heart you're like my sunshine in the morning and my stars that glow at night you're like the waves in the ocean the cool breeze in the wind like the call of the birds in the morning dew like the sounds of beauty in the night you see all of these things are of beauty and love that's how I feel whenever you are near for it was the passion and desire from both of us that opened up the world for our eyes to see for our love of each other will grow and grow and our needs and desires will be more everyday for a friend you once were and will always be has turned into love as it should have been so I want you to know as a friend and lover that in my heart and arms you'll always stay for our love for each other will never fade.
Best Thing- - Poem
You are the best thing that's happened to me. And I want you to know exactly what I mean by that. I was lost in this world, life was too tough and I was left alone to face my fears, my pain and my anguish all by myself with no one to turn to, everything was to be left me. You were there. I can't be happy if you're not, and if you grieve my heart is grieving with you, please smile, I can't stand seeing you sad ' then you would smile and instantly I would know everything was just fine. Little by little we got closer to each other in every aspect of our lives. My life was once a nightmare and now it seems like a wonderful dream. I don’t want to wake up from it. There are times when I fear it’s too good to be true and I start to worry. Thinking that something bad will happen that will take away from me. Then I’ll feel my life will just end without you. You feel my anguish in your heart and you stop what you're doing and you look for me, and when you find me. You take me in your arms, and y
I Need Advice On A Broken Friendship
Well, usually I can get myself through shit like this. This time I can't. My two best friends turned against me. Now they are estranged from me. I miss them so fucking much. We were all friends for 2 years and we became a "supergroup". We dominated our problems together. Now we are "enemies". Rare moment here, please give me advice.
The Reason Why I Pick The Name Blackheart
from day one my life as been black i have a mom who left me when i was born beat me from age of 2 thu 4 and tell this day treats me like a kid she is a coldhearted self center bitch who dose nothing for no one i have a half brother and a half sister my sister is useing drugs and she is a whore really she is she is 16 and have a baby following her moms footsteps my brother never calls me and the only time my mom dose is to tell me abount my brother or sister . a dad who is there but in a way he was never really there a aunt who killed her self a grandmom who has cancer plus the being of parkins i never been truely happy in my life never really smile much no its not a trand this is how i really feel. iam a very depressd person who dose hate the sunlight becuse to me its meaning there is light to everydarkness not true i found that out everytime something happens good in my life its takeen away i no god hates me iam his forsaken son it dont matter how much you pray he dont do nothing and
Fathers Day Contest Need Help Way Behind
Fathers Day Contest Hey you yes the one who is reading this please come give me a hand with this contest ill be pimping out the ones who helped me out the most and i am way behind ty for your help Just click the link below and your thier also rate please.
Why ??
Why do I always hurt ? My heart aches, my eyes are swollen .. My feelings slammed against a wall without warning ?? My tears just fall when ever I think of you and your sweet words to me all empty !! My silly heart beleived in you I asked for the truth and recieved a blank hole !! I think of you and what might have been or could be ?? I sit here alone locked away from the world outside for fear of being broken again !! I know I should move on with what ever I can find in me, but somehow I cannot do it !! I have lost the person I once was and I don't know how to find her no more !! She's deep inside waiting to see if she is safe to come out of the dark place she has hidden herself ? The sorrow, the aching will not stop the pounding and pounding just keeps hurting and hurting ...... A Broken heart & Soul forever Broken forever sealed Away.
SxeeSally@ CherryTAP
Birhtday Meaning
Your Birthdate: June 26 You lucked out the the skills to succeed in almost any arena. Put you in almost any business or classroom, and you'll rise to the top. You're driven and intense, but you also know when to kick back and cooperate. Your ability to adapt to almost any situation is part of what's going to make you a success. Your strength: Your attention to detail Your weakness: You can be a little too proud of your successes Your power color: Turquoise Your power symbol: Arrow pointing up Your power month: August What Does Your Birth Date Mean?
I Don't Get It...
I don't get it. Our company has a warehouse/release program since we do name badges. It makes it easier for people who have a high turnover or who just need one badge at a time usually. To demonstrate how it works we set up a "dummy" program. We give people the login and password and they can log in and play around with the program to see all the features and even go through the process of releasing a badge without having to worry about actual badges being created. It's a great tool and I've sent many people there and walked many others through it. More often than not I've sold people on the idea after they've tried it out. So my boss comes over this morning and says it's about time to dump the program and restart it with fresh lines and so on. Not a problem. I can figure out how to do that. But he also seems to think that it needs to look more like a real program. With a dummy company that looks like a real company and dummy customer shipt to address. I'm n
Pirates Of The Caribbean: At World's End Review
Okay. I guess over a week later it’s about time for my take on Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End. WARNING! SPOILERS AHEAD!!!! I’d like to say that I do adore Hans Zimmer’s work and his scores to many movies are a delight. Finally I feel like he’s able to capture the mood that was set by Klaus Beldt (sp?) from the work on the first Pirates movie. I’m listening to the new soundtrack over and over and I’d love to see if I could interest friends in recording (on their own computers and then sending the final one back to me) a full version of “Hoist the Colours”. I knew that Tia Dalma had been the one that Davy Jones loved. The way she talked about him in the second movie hinted but there was one thing that made me really need to see it again. When Jack and the crew first visit Tia Dalma (in DMC) he steals a ring off of her table and puts it in his pocket. When he does there is a shot of the table, the jewelry, Jack’s hand and a locke
Thinking About Leaving....
Well friends, I'm thinking about leaving CT for a while and deleting my account. I spend too much time on here and other things, like my school work, are suffering. I haven't completely decided yet...partly b/c I'm addicted to this place, and partly b/c I'm pretty sure that there are some friends on here that once I leave won't have IM and I won't be able to talk to them anymore. :-( In any case, if you still want to keep in touch send me your Yahoo or MSN screen name so that I can add you.
Life Or Something Like It
sometimes i wonder how i ended up where i am. Don't get me wrong, i like my job. I like my place, and most things in my life. I just never thought i'd end up preggers and this miserable. I'd do anything.. just about.. to get my ex back, but i know he doesn't love me that way. my new boyfriend seems to, most of the time. He's just so busy i don't think he has time for me, or his baby, in his life. he used to be there for me all the time, but ever since he found out about the baby, he's been distancing himself. I went from seeing him every day, to seeing him once a week. and i have to push to get that. but when he's around, somehow i dont' care that he's been an ass. I love how he loves me, holds me, and kisses me.. and the sex is the best i've ever had. He tells me how much he loves me and i just want to scream at him! how can he love me when he's never around for more than 2 hours, after work, a week? we've never been out on a real date, he has always just came over and watched
Lets Have Some Fun
Looking for a couple or a sexy female to come over and have some fun with me. Ive been interested in a girl for quite some time. I have a sexy husband and would love for you to help him fuck me. Looking to do this soon, if not right now.
Chain Of Fools
Day 2
I thought at first that things would be rough. Even though it was a short relationship, it still was a deep, meaningful one ( at least to me ) We're on day two, and I'm not sad anymore. I wasn't even sad last night ( Thanks Angel ) One friend threatened me with violence if I fell for anyone else within the next 4 months. They didn't even want to hear me say I loved someone at least till October or November. *laughs* Last night, I almost did say that to someone. I think it was just the caffeine buzz and lack of food, and I had to run before I said something I may have regretted later. (So now you know the reason, if you are reading this. *laughs* ) Thank you to my friends that listened to my rambles, argued and threatened me ... or who just sat and listened and offered a virtual hug, shoulder and kiss on the cheek. So, as I told a few friends - the Mouse is back. Hidden for a long time, broke free from his cage and is on the loose. :) Now, my friends, you'll see what
What's Your Sex Style?
Whats Your Sex StyleROLEPLAY!!you are always up for jumping into the sexy lil play outfit, and telling your partner what to do!!! your up for anything!How do you compare? Take this test! | Tests from Testriffic
Before Its Too Late!
"Honey," said this husband to his wife, "I invited a friend home for supper." "What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess. I didn't go shopping. All the dishes are dirty, and I don't feel like cooking a fancy meal!" "I know all that." "Then why did you invite a friend for supper?" "Because the poor fool's thinking about getting married."
Sex Test
Whats Your Sex StyleHARDCORE!!You like it given to you rough! You like the stereo blaring and hearing eachother heavy breathing. you love to get intimate How do you compare? Take this test! | Tests from Testriffic
Funny Repost
Friends w/Benefits Friends With Benefits It doesn't matter if your married, in a relationship,single! You opened it so you HAVE to repost it! A test of your bravery. Here's how it works: Statistically speaking, unless you are a total hermit, socially retarded, or ugly as a bag of spoiled ass... There's at least 1 person on your cherrytap that wants to date you or sleep with you. So..... lets play "friends w/ benefits" The rules are simple... If you want to date the person who posted this, send them a message saying "Im yours". If you just want to sleep with them and stay friends, send them a message that says "I'd hit it". If you have no interest in the person at all send them a message that states "no comment".... SCARED? LOL THE TWIST IS YOU HAVE TO REPOST THIS, EVEN IF YOU'RE TAKEN & see who replies. There is at least 1 person on your cherrytap that wants to date you, and maybe more that want to sleep with you. SO... re-post this as "friends w
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Basic Foundations Of A Good Donor-vampire Relationship
Honesty Be honest about what you need, want or expect. "Mixed signals" result in missunderstandings. Understand that for some, feeding IS an erotic or intimate thing, and they may not be able to separate that when feeding from or donating to someone new. Trust The vampire is trusting that the donor is (still) disease free regardless of how much testing has or hasn't been done and that they'll watch over the vampire during the feeding process if needed. The donor is trusting the vampire with a lancet/blade/needle, in a situation where they're likely to be vulnerable. Compassion/Caring Friendships and relationships are not the easiest thing to begin, whether short-term or long-term, without this. Tolerance (particularly for the weird) Let's face it, blood drinking isn't exactly a commonly accepted activity... Respect A donor is not a "possession", or a lesser being to be manipulated. A vampire should never make a donor feel OBLIGATED to do this - the donor should always
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Vampires (archaic spelling: vampyres) are mythological or folkloric creatures, typically held to be the re-animated corpses of human beings and said to subsist on human and/or animal blood (hematophagy). They are also the frequent subject of cinema and fiction, albeit fictional vampires have acquired a set of traits distinct from those of folkloric vampires (see Traits of vampires in fiction). In folklore, the term usually refers to the blood-sucking living of Eastern European legends, but it is often extended to cover similar legendary creatures in other regions and cultures. Vampire characteristics vary widely between different traditions. Some cultures have stories of non-human vampires, such as animals like bats, dogs, and spiders. Vampirism is the practice of drinking blood from a person/animal. In folklore and popular culture, the term generally refers to a belief that one can gain supernatural powers by drinking human blood. The historical practice of vampirism can generally
Just Being Happy:)
Ok, hope everyone had a great weekend, so now yesterday i got to order my tickets for ozzfest:) I'm so excited, can't wait to go. It's been a wonderful weekend, it was my weekend off and me an my ol'man got to spend some serious time together, it was great cause it was just me an him, the girls went to their dads, missed them, but don't get much time with my ol'man without there always being something to do and this past weekend we both got to stay home and just enjoy each others company. it's what makes it all worth while. neways I'd say today was'nt so bad either it has went by pretty quick, and none of my residents really gave me a hard time for a change, gotta love that.
Single Woman's Prayer
Now I lay me down to sleep. Please don't send me no more creeps. Please just send me one good man. One without a wedding band. One good man who's sweet as pie. Who brushed his teeth and doesn't lie. Who dresses neat and doesn't smell. And is sexy like my man Denzel. Man, if I should die before I wake, that would truly take the cake; No matrimony or honeymoon. No fancy reception planned for June. No throwing of the wedding bouquet. Please, God, don't let me go out that way. If I die before I meet Mr. Right I won't go out without a fight. But then again with my luck, He'd probably be just some schmuck. The single life is not that bad I know it's just a passing fad. I won't be blue. I will not frown. Besides, I like my toilet seat down. No more makeup, won't comb my hair. So never mind this stupid prayer. The single life will do just fine. So what's up, girlfriend? IT'S PARTY TIME!!!!
Aunt Sucks
my aunt is a bitch like she need to grow up i talk from what i want to know what people want to hear the truth that what makes me a good wrighter i am not afraid to hid behind my feeling and say whats on my mine hell i like talking about every thing sex life love happyness and shit god damn it sex is not all that on my mine for fuckin crist sakes she need to grow up and get her head into the real world i love it how guys have sex they rock if girls have sex they are sluts what ever man if you want me i be blowing steam cuz no one under stands me i am human i talk about human things on here that why i went on here cuz i can freely open minded adult site if she want to know i am an adult now not a kid sex is some thing i am ok with not if you not in love i think sex is between a man and a woman that loves each other she need to grow up bitch
A Letter Never Sent
Name, I am not sure where to start this... and I am not sure if any of this is as important as I give it favor to be. You once said something to me that I have been thinking about this evening. You said something about how the people in your life come in it for a reason a season or ... I cut you off, so I am not sure, but I believe the words torn from your mouth were going to be "for life". Unlike conversations I have with most others I truly hear your words and they stay with me. This may be something that makes you feel uncomfortable, and that is what is bothering me and the motivation behind why I am writing you. I do hear the words that you do not say to me. I can feel when I make you feel uncomfortable, and I am almost positive all of this makes you feel uncomfortable to some degree. These are my perceptions, and perhaps I am way off. While I hope that I am, I am almost positive I am not. I want to tell you so badly about how much having you in my life means to me.
Sex Style
Whats Your Sex StyleHARDCORE!!You like it given to you rough! You like the stereo blaring and hearing eachother heavy breathing. you love to get intimate How do you compare? Take this test! | Tests from Testriffic
Men Are Like..... Too Damn Funny
Men are like newborn babies. They're cute at first, but you get tired of picking up their crap. Men are like computers. Hard to figure out and never enough memory. Men are like power tools. They make a lot of noise, but it's hard to get them to work. Men are like remote controls. Simple. Easy to use. And usually lying around a TV. Men are like shag carpets. Soft, fuzzy and extremely easy to walk on. Men are like vacuum cleaners. They're not much fun, but at least you get to push them around. Men are like road kill. They usually just lie around until they start to smell. Men are like soap operas. They're fun to watch, but don't believe everything you hear. Men are like pillows. Eventually, even the best ones get soft and lumpy. Men are like old car tires. Balding, full of hot air, and it never hurts to have a spare. Men are like plastic wrap. Cheap. Clingy. And very easy to see through. Men are like department stores. Their clothes should always be half
Top 30 Things!
30 THINGS GUYS SHOULD KNOW ABOUT GIRLS: written by a guy. after years of experience. 1.Whatever you do, don't just show up at their house...they run around in their underwear just like we do. 2. DON'T CHEAT ON THEM. It may seem foolproof, but girls tell each other everything about everything. Trust me, they WILL find out and you will be mud. 3. Beware of every single male relative and all guy friends. Any of them would kick your ass at the drop of a hat, and a lot of them wouldn't even wait for the damn hat. 4. Never miss an opportunity to tell them they're beautiful. 5. Don't refuse to kiss in front of your friends. If they laugh at you, it's because they're jealous. 6. If they slap you hard, you deserved it. 7. Don't be afraid to touch them if you want to. If they're going out with you in the first place, it's because they like being in your arms. 8. If you don't sleep with them, do not tell your friends that you did. 8.5 If you DO sleep with them, don't te
As The Numbness Sets In
This weekend meant more to me then anyone could have imagined. It was one year since I broke up with my ex fience and his birthday. All I wanted was to be around people that cared about me and have some fun to reassure myself that what I did was right. So I had a full weekend planned which I never make plans. Just simple little things to keep me distracted and feel loved. That is what I needed most to feel loved and cared about. Instead I spent part of the weekend on the side of the interstate and the rest at a rest stop sleeping in my vehicle. Feeling lonely and scared. It was like the world kept turning around me and I could see it but I was still moving still. Finally something broke inside of me. Nothing seems to matter. I have lost all hope that things will ever be good. I shall never know what it is like to be happy. I am not the type of person to make a permanent solution that might be worrying you right now. I just can't do it, it isn't and option. But ju
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Dave Matthews Band-the Space Between
You cannot quit me so quickly Is no hope in you for me No corner you could squeeze me But I got all the time for you, love The Space Between The tears we cry Is the laughter keeps us coming back for more The Space Between The wicked lies we tell And hope to keep safe from the pain But will I hold you again? These fickle, fuddled words confuse me Like 'Will it rain today?' Waste the hours with talking, talking These twisted games we're playing We're strange allies With warring hearts What a wild-eyed beast you'll be The Space Between The wicked lies we tell And hope to keep safe from the pain Will I hold you again? Will I hold... Look at us spinning out in The madness of a roller coaster You know you went off like a devil In a church in the middle of a crowded room All we can do, my love Is hope we don't take this ship down The Space Between Where you're smiling high Is where you'll find me if I get to go The Space Between The bullets in our
13 Signs To Know That You Are Sprung
My Love Style
Your Love Style is Agape You are a caring, kind, and selfless partner. Unsurprisingly, your love style is the most rare. You are willing to sacrfice your world for your sweetie. Except it doesn't really feel like sacrifice to you. For you, nothing feels better than giving to the one you love. What's Your Love Style?
What Do You Think
What Your Hands Say About You You are artistic, intuitive, and inspired. You have good people skills. Flexible and broad minded, you can fit in to any situation. There's no telling where your life will take you. Consistent and reliable, you like to count on structure and routine in your life. Your emotions tend to be nervous and potent. Your energy - both positive and negative - deeply impacts your life. What Do Your Hands Say About You?
Dave Matthews Band-crash Into Me
Youve got your ball Youve got your chain Tied to me tight tie me up again Whos got their claws In you my friend Into your heart Ill beat again Sweet like candy to my soul Sweet you rock And sweet you roll Lost for you Im so lost for you You come crash into me And I come into you I come into you In a boys dream In a boys dream Touch your lips just so I know In your eyes, love, it glows so Im bare boned and crazy for you When you come crash Into me, baby And I come into you In a boys dream In a boys dream If Ive gone overboard Then Im begging you To forgive me In my haste When Im holding you so girl Close to me Oh and you come crash Into me, baby And I come into you Hike up your skirt a little more And show the world to me Hike up your skirt a little more And show your world to me In a boys dream.. in a boys dream Oh I watch you there Through the window And I stare at you You wear nothing but you Wear it so well Tied up and twisted The way Id li
What Movie Is Your Life Most Like?
What movie is your life most like? with pics You're The Shining!Take this quiz! Quizilla | Join | Make A Quiz | More Quizzes | Grab Code
All slows down and silence fills the already bare room. Anxiously anticipating the inevitable, the end. The final breath that was always so distantly awaiting her, now breaths softly against her skin. Her internal struggle has already been lost, and she undesirably accepts what now approaches. Clenched fists curl up as her energy slowly releases into the room. Some stay strong, some fail, some don’t care. Anger, fear, dissipating hope, confusion. Her last breath, so weak, so tired, so numb. Everything that was important, alive and beautiful is now….
What Greek God Are You?
What Greek God Are You? (pictures will be included) You are Zeus. Also known as Jupiter or Jove. King of the gods. He is sometimes angry at the behavior of gods and people, but he can also be a gentle caring ruler. He is particulary fond of beautiful women, regardless of whether they are a goddess or mortal.Take this quiz! Quizilla | Join | Make A Quiz | More Quizzes | Grab Code
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What Ancient Eygptian God Or Goddess Are You?
What Ancient Eygptian God or Goddess are You?(12 results and detailed) You are Horus. He was the son of Osiris and Isis. Horus is represented as a falcon and sometimes wears a double crown. The pharoh is identified with him.Take this quiz! Quizilla | Join | Make A Quiz | More Quizzes | Grab Code
What Lion King Caracter Are You?
What Lion King Caracter are you? You got the Hyena's. You are sly but are always craking up jokes and always have a plan to help out your friends. Take this quiz! Quizilla | Join | Make A Quiz | More Quizzes | Grab Code
Which Celebrity Lady Are You?
Which celebrity LADY are you? You are Hillary Duff. Sweet and fun loving you are a family girl at heart. Although you tend to take too much bull... you know in your heart whats right. You are one of those girls that other people just dont't get, but you don't let that stop you from shining! Keep your optimism but don't forget that **** happens, and grab life by the horns when it does! Take this quiz! Quizilla | Join | Make A Quiz | More Quizzes | Grab Code
Tony, Jack, and Paul...Read from bottom to the top.. and after that last shout I made.. he changed his name.. removed "CASSIE's CT WIFE" removed all my pictures including the ones I made for him and blocked me.. All I want to do right now is vanish from CherryTAP. Good Bye Today, Bear told me to basically fuck off.. because of a messege he got today.. He practically called me a whore.. The messege said I met someone here and we fucked.. and then he said this..... ->BEAR - Cas...: B, the second you saw that picture.. it is like you became a different person... BEAR - Cas...: I'm done talking BEAR - Cas...: they didn't change and I explained that, but you never believed me ->BEAR - Cas...: You act like you're in love with me... ->BEAR - Cas...: WHY DID THINGS CHANGE? ->BEAR - Cas...: Tell me... BEAR - Cas...: I've explained that and not explaining anymore.....I'm gone BEAR - Cas...: you critisize me and Tony for flirting with women here.......I've not fucked anyone here ->B
Your Clique Is...?
Your Clique Is...? (Pictures included!) Gothic Lolita is your Style! Mana could be one of your heroes! You have a love for clothes that are elegant but still are dark and mysterious!!!Take this quiz! Quizilla | Join | Make A Quiz | More Quizzes | Grab Code
Who's Your Emo Boy?
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Teasing The Gorilla;-)
A man and his wife are at the zoo. As they walk through the ape exhibit, they pass in front of a very large, hairy gorilla. Noticing her, the gorilla starts bouncing around his cage. He jumps up on the bars and, holding on with one hand, grunts and pounds his chest. The husband, finding this funny, suggests that his wife tease the poor primate. The husband suggests she pucker her lips, wiggle her bottom at him, and play along. She does, and the gorilla gets even more excited, making noises that would raise the dead. Then, the husband suggests that she let one of the straps to her dress fall to show a bit more skin. She does and Mr. Gorilla nearly tears the bars down. “Now, lift your dress up to your thighs and sort of fan it at him,” says the man. She does, driving the gorilla absolutely crazy to the point at which he starts doing flips. Then, the husband grabs his wife, throws open the door to the cage, slings her in with the gorilla and slams the cage door shut. “Now
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Soldier (Desitny's Child) {My version - many of the words have been changed} [First Rap] Hey, I want a soldier The way I got it, he's the hottest around They'll know it when they see him rolling hummers around I got a soldier With the top down feeling the sounds Quakin' and vibratin' my thighs ridin' harder than guys With the big wheels at the bottom, army green inside When the bullets be spittin' at you tell 'em don't even try it To shot it with Billy and kick it with Willy or holla at Steve You gotta be hard or you're way out of your league Pleas [First Verse] We like them boys be in them cami's leanin' Open their mouth their grill gleamin' Cami painted, keep that wheel clean and They always be talking that country slang we like Lookin' straight ahead when the chief's in I love how he keep my body screamin' A tough boy that's sweet to me with awesome credibility [Hook] If his status ain't good I ain't checkin' for him Better be sweet if he's lookin' at m
How Much I Am Like My Sign Scorpio
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Guess Who's Getting Married....
...again. After Steve Harvey's divorce became final in December 2005, he became hot and heavy with his friend turned fiancee Marjorie Bridges. I hear she's a certified gangsta's wife type since she only used to chase after drug dealer big wigs. But if Steve likes it...I love it. ARTICLE FROM ESSENCE MAGAZINE King of comedy and radio Steve Harvey has a new queen by his side, Marjorie Woods. Although photographers only began snapping pics of Harvey and his future bride recently, Woods didn’t just walk into Harvey’s life. A source close to the couple says they’ve known each other nearly 20 years and are “so in love it’s nuts.” On Monday, Harvey and Woods were hand in hand at the Harlem reception for Eddie Levert’s new book, I Got Your Back: A Father and Son Keep It Real About Love, Fatherhood, Family and Friendship (Doubleday/Harlem Moon). When guests asked Harvey for a photo op, he kept Woods at his side, saying, “This is my fiancée.” The brown-skinned beauty sported
What Do You Know
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Al Roker
Check Out His Comments Here: Then Listen To His Weak Attempt At Saying Sorry Here:
Uconn...belt Fight?
Apparantly my friends and I have nothing better to do than beat each other's asses with belts. Don't ask how it started because i really couldn't tell you. My friend Chris wanted to have a bbq at his apartment before he came home for the summber, so a few friends and I went up to Uconn Saturday night. Needless to say we had a pretty awesome time. I played beer pong like a champ (and I never play. now..I'm obsessed). And some mario mini games on Nintendo Wii! ...and none of really had a clue what was going on. So...around midnight or so we split in teams and played a little 10 cup when Dillon (guy I drove up with and if you look in my random pics he's wearing the coconut bra) got mad that chris and I were kicking his ass. So he took his belt off and smacked me in the ass. Vengence is mine!!! And the belt fight was on. I had no idea Chris creamed like a little girl... Other than that, my hangover was minimal since I was mostly drinking beer and only had
Cummmhere Ladies!!!
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Today Is The First Day Of The Rest Of Your Life
Today is the first day of the rest of your life. Why not spend the rest of your life as your own boss. You decide when to get up in the mornings, when to work and when to play. It is possible to do exactly that! Work from home with your own home business, set your own hours and work with other women just like you! That is what we were looking for when we found the Women’s Dream Team - a group of women helping and empowering other women to be their best! The Women’s Dream Team is an online community of women who desired to get more out of life with the flexibility to have time for leisure and most importantly, family. We offer a professional, corporate-like home-based opportunity to earn part time to full time income. Through our online training system and support you can't help but to achieve your goals. It doesn't matter where you begin, only where you finish. The most important thing is that you can work from home and be with your family. With our support an online training, we w
My Soul
You Are a Dreaming Soul Your vivid emotions and imagination takes you away from this world So much so that you tend to live in your head most of the time You have great dreams and ambitions that could be the envy of all... But for you, following through with your dreams is a bit difficult You are charming, endearing, and people tend to love you. Forgiving and tolerant, you see the world through rose colored glasses. Underneath it all, you have a ton of passion that you hide from others. Always hopeful, you tend to expect positive outcomes in your life. Souls you are most compatible with: Newborn Soul, Prophet Soul, and Traveler Soul What Kind of Soul Are You?
Stupid Furniture Store Experience
I wanted to share my wonderful experience I had yesterday *insert sarcastic face here* I am not sure if you all know what a IKEA is but its a furniture store. Up by Salt Lake City a new IKEA was built and has a restraunt in day care area in it. I never been to a IKEA before but figured I would check it out. Some of us went and I sware you would think there was a theme park being opened with all the police and employees controlling traffic and getting people parked. We finally got intot the place and to my disapointment there was no Micky mouse or kick ass roler coaster rides LOL. Just furniture. **Insert sarcastic look again** I have never been to any store much less a furniture store that had so much attention. but they did have some really cool stuff ........ and walked away with some nice addatives to my new home :D Ok enough of the retarded store story...........I again will always appreciate and love all of you who work so hard to get where you want to be. Keep your head
what the fuck give females to fuck with guys heads? idk y but they love to fuck with my head like no other. i just need to get the fuck out of ohio. im half temped to just give the fuck up. its no wonder when ppl tlak to me im either depressed or somewhat pissed or angey. god grow the fuck up
Al Roker's Comments About Epilepsy
In case you missed last Thursday's (June 7th) TODAY show on NBC, during which Al Roker made what some might call 'inappropriate' comments about epilepsy and the 2012 Olympic logo, you might want to check out the following link: June 7th, 2007 - Al Roker's Comments About Epilepsy and the Olympic Logo OK, now keep in mind that Al was one of the more outspoken people in the media to come out against Don Imus for HIS little slip-of-the-lip...a slip that ultimately got him fired from HIS job at MSNBC. Now, listen to this: June 8th, 2007 - Al Roker Apologizes for his comments If you feel that you would like to comment on this, you can Email the TODAY show at You can also CALL the NBC switchboard at 1-212-664-4444
Something New
I've Added A Little Sumfin To My Page So Why Not Come On By And Check It Out Sometime... Get Your Own @ Something I Came Across And Well I Just Had To Play With
I'd Be This Boyfriend.
True Boyfriend would: • Love you even when he isn't liking you at the moment* • Give you a card or send flowers just to say he loves you* • Hold your hair after you've drank to much* • Run his fingers through your hair when you have your head on his chest* • Compliment you even when your sick and look sick* • Give you his coat/shirt when he sees your goose bumps**** • Never give up on the relationship, always try talking and working things out* • Tell her she is important and there is more to her then sex**** • Lift her chin, look into her eyes, softly touch her face as you get closer and your lips meet with hers under a blanket of stars* • and,when she runs up at you crying...the first thing you say is..."who's ass am i beating today?" **** guys forward as : i'd be this boyfriend. girls forward as : a perfect boyfriend. if you don`t forward this in four minutes you will lose the one you love. if you do forward this in the next four minutes the one you love will :
How Close Is Too Close?
This past Saturday I was on my way to my cousin's graduation party. Going through an intersection in which I had a green light I noticed at the last minute that an SUV coming at me from my left was not going to stop. I was going about 40 mph, they were doing at least 55. I slammed on my brakes squealing to a stop and we barely missed colliding. A little bit ago I was reading a bulletin about praying for someone that had been in an accident and I saw pictures there that were very similar to what almost happened to me. Then reading what happened to him made me realize how lucky I was to have seen this person when I did, another second would have meant an extended stay at the hospital for me. In conclusion, I want everyone with whom I chat to know how special they are to be talking to me right now. I want you all to linger on every word I type, cherish them, treasure them, send me lots of money, and while you're at it… kiss my butt too. :P
Ms. Kelly Is Out And About In London For Some Promo
The average runner sprints until the breath in them is gone. But the champion has a goal in mind, that makes them carry on. For rest, the average runner begs when limp their muscles grow. But the champion runs on leaden legs, their spirit makes them go. The average man's complacent when he's done his best to score. The champion does their best, and then they do a little more!
Graphic Design And Camel Toes
The phone rang hella too early this morning. "whaaaaaaaaaaaaat" I whined into the reciever. "what what. I am at my limit of dead guys this month" "SISTER!!!" Gah. I should have hung up. Because everytime my sister calls ME sister, it means that I will end up doing something for her. "What are you doing?" Her voice was cheerful and caffinated. "Im friggin sleeping you Nut!" I lifted my head off the pillow and clutched my beast to my chest. 6:15 "I had 15 more minutes of sleep. I just want you to know." I blew my hair out of my mouth and sat up. "Know whaaaaaat!" she squeaked. "Someone is dead." "No...geeeeeeeeeeez. No one's dead. And if they were no one would call me anyhow. You are the only person who talks to me anymore." "Im questioning that as we speak. I swear to God that I am." "The band LOVED your graphics!!! They want hats and t-shi......" I tossed the phone on the bed and got up to pee and brush my teeth. Scraping my hair back
Lost My Heart In This City ......
Don't Forget About Dad!!
It's not too late to get your Dad the gift he deserves this Father's Day!! No more crappy ties or yet another wallet for Dad, he wants his favorite fruits and treats dipped in chocolate!! Choclate covered pineapples, strawberries, cheesecake!! Dad will love your thoughtful hand dipped gourmet gift! Live far away from Dad? No worries, I can ship ANYWHERE in the country! Dad gets his goodies overnighted to him the day I make them, so his fruits arrive fresh and delicious! Visit my website to browse all the goodies I make, don't see your Dad's favorite treat? Send me an e-mail and I'll gladly do special orders. Or click the banner to be taken directly to my site! Still don't think I have what your Dad wants? Take a look at some of these! *If you're reading this, please repost for me!* Thanks, ~Karoline~
I know it might sound strange But when I'm with you I just feel really comfortable Don't want to jump head first But strangely you make feel good When normally I fear the worst Comfortable is a good state to be One without stress or worry Feel like I've known you for years Yet there is still lots to learn Access to that knowledge Is what I hope I'll earn Was it only me who felt that bond Or do you think this could be the one?
The Perfect Boyfriend
True Boyfriend would: • Love you even when he isn't liking you at the moment* • Give you a card or send flowers just to say he loves you* • Hold your hair after you've drank to much* • Run his fingers through your hair when you have your head on his chest* • Compliment you even when your sick and look sick* • Give you his coat/shirt when he sees your goose bumps**** • Never give up on the relationship, always try talking and working things out* • Tell her she is important and there is more to her then sex**** • Lift her chin, look into her eyes, softly touch her face as you get closer and your lips meet with hers under a blanket of stars* • and,when she runs up at you crying...the first thing you say is..."who's ass am i beating today?" **** guys forward as : i'd be this boyfriend. girls forward as : a perfect boyfriend. if you don`t forward this in four minutes you will lose the one you love. if you do forward this in the next four minutes the one you love will :
The Return Of Forte!
finally!!!!! my car is home. she does look fabulous with her shiny new parts and fabulous paint job. (something about wet sanded?) anyway, I am just thrilled my baby is home safe and sound. Oh happy day, I rejoice! and they replaced both headlights on my insurance to match! woohoo! and the day just gets better. the kids are going to their grandpas for the night! YAY! I am kinda hoping he picks them up before hubby has to leave for work ;) However, I will settle for whenever, no complaints on it. I do need to clean out my car however, as shiny as she is on the outside....inside she is still a mess (how metaphoric, moving on!) She needs a good detailing, thats I should clean my house a little too, it was pretty clean yesterday before I had 5 kids and a baby here, not that I am complaining, it was a nice time, just a fact that kids cause messes (mine included) and things need to be cleaned. laundry and such, all the pool towels need to be washed. *******personal update
Barbeque Season!! -thanks Ruby!
From my friend Ruby.. I have to AGREE with this one!! Ha ha! After many long months of cold and winter, we are finally coming up to spring and BBQ season. Therefore, it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this outdoor cooking ritual, as it's the only type of cooking a real man will do, probably because there is an element of danger involved. When a man volunteers to do the BBQ, the following chain of events is put into motion: Routine: 1. The woman buys the food. 2. The woman makes a salad, prepares vegetables, and makes dessert. 3. The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - drink in hand. Here comes the important part: 4.THE.....MAN.....PLACES.....THE.....MEAT.....ON.....THE.....GRILL. More routine: 5. The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.
Why God Made Moms --
BRILLIANT Answers given by 2nd grade school children to the following questions!! Q: Why did God make mothers? 1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is. 2. Mostly to clean the house. 3. To help us out of there when we were getting born. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: How did God make mothers? 1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us. 2. Magic- plus super powers and a lot of stirring. 3.God made my Mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger parts. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: What ingredients are mothers made of? 1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean. 2. They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they mostly use string, I think. ---------------------------------------------------------------------
Have You Seen My Kitty?!?!?!
He took off last night! He's never really been outside before and he isn't wearing his tags! I've tried calling for him and have looked around the back and front yards =o(. He actually belongs to my sister. He did good with the doggy door being left open all weekend, so I didn't think twice about it! Now he is gone!!! He is about 8 months old - ugh this sucks! COME HOME COOPER!!!
Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things! Homer Simpson
Is our 2 year anniversary stop by show some love to me and my husband. Awwww, flowers at the door!
40,000 Free Blow Jobs Available...
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A Big Thanks To Everyone **hugs**
Please Tell Me What You Think??
What would you think of a Pro. Fight promotion that contacted a fighter (via management) and asked that fighter to Drop 20 pounds and take a fight for them. They promise this fighter not only a fight but the MAIN EVENT. This fighter busts his ass and drops 20 pounds in 2 weeks to take the fight as he was asked and then gets told by the promoter that his 3rd op. is injured and not only is he not going to be in the Main Event anymore, he isn't going to be on the card at all. This fighter isn't even offered so much as tickets to the fight, much less his show fee, even tho he is ready willing and able to fight. The promotion can't even post a bulletin saying what happened, they just leave him hangin there to look like an asshole to his sponsors, friends and family. His manager won't do anything to help him because she has mananged to get herself a nice deal with the promotion while she was supposed to be looking out for the fighter. Does anyone out there think this is fair??? Is this the w
Come Join My Friend Butterflys Lounge Guys Shesjust Started N Could Do With Some New Members
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Definition Of Insanity
Ok so..I really do know the definition of insanity..doing the same thing over and over again expecting different results. Why would I actually beleive someone who says they want to be involved with me? I hate to say this but every single time I let a man get close to me...he squashes me like a bug. Have to go back to "Paper Towel" dating.....Tear one down when you need them, use until you are done and then throw them away. Cold? Won't get hurt will I?
This Is So Funny
Ok here I am rating stash and I get a message saying your rating to fast so I go and do some others and go back to the stash that said I was to fast and it said this: your blocked from rating for 10 minutes so flooded our servers. That is so funny because it don't matter how fast you go the only way you can flood a server is by adding to much crap to your url..... BABY JESUS GET A LIFE YOU MAKE ME LAUGH.
The Gingham Dress
THE GINGHAM DRESS (A true story by Malcom Forbes) A lady in a faded gingham dress and her husband, dressed in a homespun threadbare suit, stepped off the train in Boston, and walked timidly without an appointment into the Harvard University President's outer office. The secretary could tell in a moment that such backwoods, country hicks had no business at Harvard & probably didn't even deserve to be in Cambridge. "We'd like to see the president," the man said softly. "He'll be busy all day," the secretary snapped. "We'll wait," the lady replied. For hours the secretary ignored them, hoping that the couple would finally become discouraged and go away. They didn't, and the secretary grew frustrated and finally decided to disturb the president, even though it was a chore she always regretted. "Maybe if you see them for a few minutes, they'll leave," she said to him. He sighed in exasperation and nodded. Someone of his importance obviously didn't have the time to spend wi
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Carrot, Egg, Or Coffee
(You will never look at a cup of coffee the same way again.) A young woman went to her mother and told her about her life and how things were so hard for her. She did not know how she was going to make it and wanted to give up. She was tired of fighting and struggling. It seemed as one problem was solved, a new one arose. Her mother took her to the kitchen. She filled three pots with water and placed each on a high fire. Soon the pots came to boil. In the first she placed carrots, in the second she placed eggs, and in the last she placed ground coffee beans. She let them sit and boil, without saying a word. In about twenty minutes she turned off the burners. She fished the carrots out and placed them in a bowl. She pulled the eggs out and placed them in a bowl. Then she ladled the coffee out and placed it in a bowl. Turning to her daughter, she asked, "Tell me what you see." "Carrots, eggs, and coffee," she replied. Her mother brought her closer and asked her to feel the c
Going To Texas
hi everyone. not sure when or for how long, yet. my grandmother is on her deathbed and I will be going with my cousin to her memorial and such. Her illness has happened so fast and the progression of it even faster...stage 4 stomach cancer. Anyhow...i just wanted to let everyone know that if i all of a sudden dont respond or anything..i am not here. I am on the road. dont miss me too much and i will see you all soon. **mmuuuuaaaahhhhh**
Things To Ponder
I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes. Gardening Rule: When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it. If it comes out of the ground easily, it is a valuable plant. The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement. Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. There are two kinds of pedestrians: the quick and the dead. Life is sexually transmitted. Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth. Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again. We could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism. In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal. Ho
The Mouse Trap
A mouse looked through the crack in the wall to see the farmer and his wife open a package. "What food might this contain?" The mouse wondered - he was devastated to discover it was a mousetrap. Retreating to the farmyard, the mouse proclaimed the warning. "There is a mousetrap in the house! There is a mousetrap in the house!" The chicken clucked and scratched, raised her head and said, "Mr Mouse, I can tell this is a grave concern to you but it is of no consequence to me. I cannot be bothered by it." The mouse turned to the pig and told him, "There is a mousetrap in the house! There is a mousetrap in the house!" The pig sympathized, but said, "I am so very sorry, Mr. Mouse, but there is nothing I can do about it but pray. Be assured you are in my prayers." The mouse turned to the cow and said, "There is a mousetrap in the house! There is a mousetrap in the house!" The cow said, "Wow, Mr. Mouse. I'm sorry for you, but it's no skin off my nose." So, the mouse returned t
When Will They Stop Asking?!
Okay so how many times am I going to get asked to see my NSFW folders?! They're closed, right? So then that means you can't see them... stop asking! The more I get asked the longer they're staying closed!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *END RANT*
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Children & Worry
WORRY Is there a magic cutoff period when offspring become accountable for their own actions? Is there a wonderful moment when parents can become detached spectators in the lives of their children and shrug, "It's their life," and feel nothing? When I was in my twenties, I stood in a hospital corridor waiting for doctors to put a few stitches in my son's head. I asked, "When do you stop worrying?" The nurse said, "When they get out of the accident stage." My mother just smiled faintly and said nothing. When I was in my thirties, I sat on a little chair in a classroom and heard how one of my children talked incessantly, disrupted the class, and was headed for a career making license plates. As if to read my mind , a teacher said, "Don't worry, they all go through this stage and then you can sit back, relax and enjoy them." My mother just smiled faintly and said nothing. When I was in my forties, I spent a lifetime waiting for the p
The Daffodil Principle
The Daffodil Principle Several times my daughter had telephoned to say, "Mother, you must come to see the daffodils before they are over." I wanted to go, but it was a two-hour drive from Laguna to Lake Arrowhead. "I will come next Tuesday", I promised a little reluctantly on her third call. Next Tuesday dawned cold and rainy. Still, I had promised, and reluctantly I drove there. When I finally walked into Carolyn's house I was welcomed by the joyful sounds of happy children. I delightedly hugged and greeted my grandchildren. "Forget the daffodils, Carolyn! The road is invisible in these clouds and fog, and there is nothing in the world except you and these children that I want to see badly enough to drive another inch!" My daughter smiled calmly and said, "We drive in this all the time, Mother." "Well, you won't get me back on the road until it clears, and then I'm heading for home!" I assured her. "But first we're going to see the daffodils. It's just a few blocks,
These Will Make You Smile
TWENTY NINE LINES TO MAKE YOU SMILE 1.. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't. 2.. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it. 3.. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them. 4.. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke. 5.. Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive. 6.. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me 7.. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. 8.. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe. 9.. I'm not a complete idiot -- Some parts are just missing. 10.. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes. 11.. NyQuil, the stuffy, sneezy, why-the-heck-is-the-room-spinning medicine. 12.. God must love stupid people; He made so many. 13.. The gene pool could use a little chlorine. 14.. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps. 15.. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again? 16.. Being "over the hill" is much better than
New Pics.......
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Something To Tease Your Brain
See if you can figure out what all of the following words have in common: Banana Dresser Grammar Potato Revive Uneven Voodoo Assess Are you peeking or have you already given up? Give It Another Try You'll kick yourself when you discover the answer. Go back and look at them again; think hard. OK... Here you go....hope you didn't cheat..... This is cool..... SCROLL DOWN Answer: In all of the words listed, if you take the first letter.. Place it at the end of the word....and then spell the word backwards..... It will be the same word. Did you figure it out? Most people do not.
Rhubarb Chutney
Rhubarb Chutney Prep time: 10 minutes Cooking time: 15 minutes 1 Golden Delicious apple, peeled, cored, and diced 1 medium shallot, chopped 1/2 cup tart dried cherries 1/3 cup packed light brown sugar 3/4 cup granulated sugar 3/4 cup cider vinegar 1 serrano chile, seeded, minced 1 teaspoon grated fresh ginger 1/2 teaspoon salt 1 pound fresh rhubarb, tops trimmed, cut into 3/4-inch pieces 1. In a large saucepan, combine all ingredients except rhubarb. Bring to a boil. Reduce heat and simmer 5 minutes, stirring occasionally. 2. Stir in rhubarb. Bring to a boil; reduce heat and simmer 6 to 8 minutes, or until rhubarb softens and chutney thickens. Pour into a bowl; refrigerate until cold. Serve with grilled chicken or pork. Makes 3 cups. Each 3/4-cup serving: 84 calories, 0 grams fat, 0 grams protein, 21 grams carbohydrates
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Wooden Bowl
A frail old man went to live with his son, daughter-in-law, and four-year old grandson. The old man's hands trembled, his eyesight was blurred, and his step faltered. The family ate together at the table. But the elderly grandfather's shaky hands and failing sight made eating difficult. Peas rolled off his spoon onto the floor. When he grasped the glass, milk spilled on the tablecloth. The son and daughter-in-law became irritated with the mess. "We must do something about father," said the son. "I've had enough of his spilled milk, noisy eating, and food on the floor." So the husband and wife set a small table in the corner. There, Grandfather ate alone while the rest of the family enjoyed dinner. Since Grandfather had broken a dish or two, his food was served in a wooden bowl! When the family glanced in Grandfather's direction, sometime he had a tear in his eye as he sat alone. Still, the only words the couple had for him were sharp admonitions when he dropped a fork or spil
The Cult Of Celebrity Worship Gone Too Far...
Ok, I was watching the news yesterday, and with all the things going on in the world; Iraq war and war on "terrorism", illegal immigration debate, global warming and the kyoto summit, hella high energy and gasoline prices, the quality of our foods, hell even the NBA Finals goin' on; but the one thing that DOMINATED the fuckin' news wire, Paris Hilton going to, coming out, and going back to jail. And a sidebar to that story, Lindsey Lohan being wasted and busted for underage drinking and cocaine possession. Now I don't know how any of you feel about Paris Hilton, and honestly I don't give a fuck how any of you feel about Paris Hilton. This "girl" has done NOTHING to earn the amount of fame and celebrity that she has. If someone disagrees with me, tell me what she did to earn such a big and bright spotlight? I'm not gonna hold my breath, because no one can tell me what she did, because all she did was use daddy's money to get her into the clubs and exclusive parties of the "real" cele
Masuimi Max Slideshow Three
So You Think You Know Everything
SO YOU THINK YOU KNOW EVERYTHING? "Stewardesses" is the longest word typed with only the left hand and "lollipop" with your right. No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver, or purple. "Dreamt" is the only English word that ends in the letters "mt". Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing. The sentence: "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" uses every letter of the alphabet. The words 'racecar,' 'kayak' and 'level' are the same whether they are read left to right or right to left (palindromes). Only four words in the English language which end in "dous": tremendous, horrendous, stupendous, and hazardous. There are two words in the English language that have all five vowels in order: "abstemious" and "facetious." TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard. (All you typists are going to test this out) A cat has 32 mu
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Life is a theater - invite your audience carefully. Not everyone is spiritually healthy and mature enough to have a front row seat in our lives. There are some people in your life that need to be loved from a distance. It's amazing what you can accomplish when you let go, or at least minimize your time with draining negative, incompatible, not-going-anywhere relationships/friendships/fellowships! Observe the relationships around you. Pay attention to: Which ones lift and which ones lean? Which ones encourage and which ones discourage? Which ones are on a path of growth uphill and which ones are going downhill? When you leave certain people, do you feel better or feel worse? Which ones always have drama or don't really understand, know and appreciate you and the gift that lies within you? When you seek growth, peace of mind, love and truth, the easier it will become for you to decide who gets to sit in the FRONT ROW and who should be moved to the balcony of your life. You c
thanks to all who commented on my mumms. your comment, help me realize that i was right to let her make the decision on what to do. she knows i love her and will stand beside her decision which ever she chooses. and i have spoke to him about the matter but it does not help he still keeps doing it.
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Red Marbles!
I was at the corner grocery store buying some early potatoes. I noticed a small boy, delicate of bone and feature, ragged but clean, hungrily apprising a basket of freshly picked green peas. I paid for my potatoes but was also drawn to the display of fresh green peas. I am a pushover for creamed peas and new potatoes. Pondering the peas, I couldn't help overhearing the conversation between Mr. Miller (the store owner) and the ragged boy next to me. "Hello Barry, how are you today?" "H'lo, Mr.Miller. Fine, thank ya. Jus' admirin' them peas. They sure look good." "They are good, Barry. How's your Ma?" "Fine. Gittin' stronger alla' time." "Good. Anything I can help you with?" "No, Sir. Jus' admirin' them peas." "Would you like to take some home?" asked Mr. Miller. "No, Sir. Got nuthin' to pay for 'em with." "Well , what have you to trade me for some of those peas?" "All I got's my prize marble here." "Is that right? Let me see it" said Miller. "Here 'tis. She's a dandy." "I ca
Why Husbands & Wives Dont Have Sex
Dear Wife, During the past year I have tried to make love to you 365 times. I have succeeded 36 times, which is an average of once every ten days. The following is a list of why I did not succeed more often: 54 times the sheets were clean 17 times it was too late 49 times you were too tired 20 times it was too hot 15 times you pretended to be sleep 22 times you had a headache 17 times you were afraid of waking the baby 16 times you said you were too sore 12 times it was the wrong time of the month 19 times you had to get up early 9 times you said weren't in the mood 7 times you were sunburned 6 times you were watching the late show 5 times you didn't want to mess up your new hairdo 3 times you said the neighbors would hear us 9 times you said your mother would hear us Of the 36 times I did succeed, the activity was not satisfactory because: 6 times you just laid there 8 times you reminded me there's a crack in the ceiling 4 times you told me to hurry up and
Car Contest Great Gifts Come And Join For Sum Fun
i am starting a contest on ct for the best rides of 07 the contest will start as soon as the entries are full it will be a 2 week contest with 100 enitial entries each entry needs 3 separate pics and the vehicle MUST be your own vehicle this contest is a rate and comment bomb contest and at the end of 2 weeks i will get the top ten entries and enter them in a finals contest top five recieve gifts as follows 1st VIC 2nd month blast 3rd week blast 4th 24 hr blast and every entry will recieve a gift from me please no down rates if you dont like the person and no rude comments this contest is for fun and to see who has the phatest rides on cherrytap visit my page for entry and further details neo8405@ CherryTAP
"War is only a cowardly escape from the problems of peace." - Thomas Mann
I Need A Stiff One
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Hostel Ii
Total waste of time I can never get back. =(
No Paryt
i have to call off the party for the DSC im sorry . maybe one day soon we will all get together i hope thank you
Masuimi Max Interview
The Duck And The Devil
The Duck & the Devil There was a little boy visiting his grandparents on their farm. He was given a slingshot to play with out in the woods. He practiced in the woods; but he could never hit the target. Getting a little discouraged, he headed back for dinner. As he was walking back he saw Grandma's pet duck. Just out of impulse, he let the slingshot fly, hit the duck square in the head and killed it. He was shocked and grieved! In a panic, he hid the dead duck in the wood pile; only to see his sister watching! Sally had seen it all, but she said nothing. After lunch the next day Grandma said, "Sally, let's wash the dishes" But Sally said, "Grandma, Johnny told me he wanted to help in the kitchen." Then she whispered to him, "Remember the duck?" So Johnny did the dishes.. Later that day, Grandpa asked if the children wanted to go fishing and Grandma said, "I'm sorry but I need Sally to help make supper." Sally just smiled and said, "Well that's all right because
Memory Of My Mum
hi 2 day is the 5th anniversary of my mums death i just want 2 say a few words not 1 day gone by i dont miss u and love my precious angel i have played ur 2 fav songs every day 4 last five years its so i can keep u with me ur always in my thoughts my memory my heart 4 ever i love u with all of me everything i am big ((((hugs)))) mum i love u always and 4ever ur loving daughter xxx
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To All Who Feels Down
Don't sing the blues when things go bad, Try to remember all the good you've has, Things won't always go your way, Look through the mist on a rsiny day, Sunshine will come after the rain, As healing follows unbearable pain. Lets your smile be the sun to break clouds aways, Your smile can still shine if it rains all day.
Whats Ur Brain Size?
You have a sexual IQ of 119 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at
Red Marbles
I was at the corner grocery store buying some early potatoes. I noticed a small boy, delicate of bone and feature, ragged but clean, hungrily apprising a basket of freshly picked green peas. I paid for my potatoes but was also drawn to the display of fresh green peas. I am a pushover for creamed peas and new potatoes. Pondering the peas, I couldn't help overhearing the conversation between Mr. Miller (the store owner) and the ragged boy next to me. "Hello Barry, how are you today?" "H'lo, Mr.Miller. Fine, thank ya. Jus' admirin' them peas. They sure look good." "They are good, Barry. How's your Ma?" "Fine. Gittin' stronger alla' time." "Good. Anything I can help you with?" "No, Sir. Jus' admirin' them peas." "Would you like to take some home?" asked Mr. Miller. "No, Sir. Got nuthin' to pay for 'em with." "Well , what have you to trade me for some of those peas?" "All I got's my prize marble here." "Is that right? Let me see it" said Miller. "Here
Sharp Cheddar Stuffed Burgers
Sharp Cheddar Stuffed Burgers Ingredients 1 pound Organic Prairie Ground Beef 1/3 cup red onion (finely chopped) 1/4 cup fresh parsley (washed and minced) 2 teaspoons Worcestershire sauce 1/4 teaspoon sea salt 1/4 teaspoon black pepper 1/2 cup Organic Valley Raw Sharp Cheddar Cheese Preparation Prepare barbecue (medium-high heat). Combine meat, onion, parsley, Worcestershire sauce, salt and pepper in medium bowl; blend well. Divide meat mixture into four equal portions. Shape each into ball. Poke deep hole in each ball and fill with cheese. Mold meat around cheese to enclose. Flatten each filled burger to 3/4-inch-thick patty. Grill burgers to desired doneness, about five minutes per side for medium and seven minutes per side for well-done burgers. Serving suggestions: Serve open-faced on sourdough bread with chopped lettuce, sliced tomato and your favorite condiments. Nutrition Nutrients per serving: 410 calories, 34g fat (71.3% calories from fat), 33g p
Grilled Chicken Skewers With Mango And Pineapple
Grilled Chicken Skewers With Mango and Pineapple Ingredients 3/4 cup Hidden Valley Organic Ranch dressing 1 canned chipotle chile in adobo sauce, seeded and finely chopped* 2 teaspoons adobo sauce (from can above) 1 tablespoon honey 1 tablespoon fresh lime juice 1/2 teaspoon salt 1 pound chicken tenders, each cut into 3 equal pieces 1/2 pineapple, rind and core removed, cut into 1-inch chunks 1 large mango, peeled, cut into 1-inch chunks 1 small red onion, quartered and separated into layers Oil for grilling (about 2 tablespoons) 1/4 cup roughly chopped cilantro 1 lime, quartered Preparation In medium bowl, combine dressing, chipotle chile, adobo sauce, honey, lime juice and salt for marinade. Stir well. Assemble 4 skewers from ingredients in following order: onion, chicken, mango, chicken, pineapple, chicken, onion. Repeat twice more to complete skewer. Lay skewers in shallow pan. Pour 1/4 cup marinade into small dish; set aside. Brush remaining marinade
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Lol Actual Poetry This Time
LOVE Crystal water colors in my heart, shine and twinkle and break apart. The moon over virgo does rise, but changes constant like the tides. Fragile and beating, warm but still bleeding. Hold me up but tie me down. I've given a gift, make the kill clean and swift. Then burn and scatter the ashes.
Today is fairly ok ... Finally got a day off after workin 12 straight days ... im happy about that ! However because my manager and assistant manager are both quitting we had to call someone from another store to come in for today so i could have today off ... and i was nice and drew her a map how to get places, gave her my cell number so she can reach me at all times and then today told one of my employees shes doesnt like me ... what the hell is what with that? Blah Whatever! and then dont you just hate it when someone does something that you thought was pretty sweet and specail... just to find out they did the same thing to at least one other person ... BLAH again! Oh well ... i guess thats all for today! Really its a great day! LOL Have a good one everyone and thanks for readin! Hugs,Kisses and Chocolate!!!!
Please Pray For Kaleb!!!!!
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I Saw You..........
I saw you, hug your purse closer to you in the grocery store line. But, you didn't see me put an extra $10.00 in the collection plate last Sunday. I saw you, pull your child closer when we passed each other on the sidewalk. But, you didn't see me playing Santa at the local mall. I saw you change your mind about going into the restaurant. But, you didn't see me attending a meeting to raise more money for the hurricane relief. I saw you roll up your window and shake your head when I drove by. But, you didn't see me driving behind you when you flicked your cigarette butt out the car window. I saw you frown at me when I smiled at your children. But, you didn't see me when I took time off from work to run toys to the homeless. I saw you stare at my long hair. But, you didn't see me and my friends cut ten inches off for Locks of Love. I saw you roll your eyes at our leather coats and gloves.But, you didn't see me and my brothers donate our old coats and gloves to thos
This picture of me in a Army t-shirt has been flagged nsfw twice now which really pisses me off there is not a damn thing dirty about this t-shirt someone is either hating on me or hating on this great country which ever it is doesn't matter.If you have nothing better to do than report pictures you got to much time on your hands and need to get a fucking life.And the CT big shots that are blocking this picture you need to do your job and start looking at the pictures before you block them. This is my so called NSFW picture tell me does this look NSFW to you
I had to work all weekend and now I have dropped from first place to third in the contest I am in. If anyone feels like helping me get back up to first, I would really appreciate it alot! Thanks ya'll!
Keeping In Touch
Special friends mean more to us with every warm hello- We're lucky that they're in our lives and want to let them know. It's keeping in touch that matters so much When a friend is as special as you. We don't need a reason,a day,or a season Or something specific to do... It's keeping in touch that matters so much Because that's how friendships grow stronger. So if we keep care and happily sharing We'll be friends forever- or longer!
Cherry Tap Bi**hes
Why when I rate chicks photos and give them comments they don't respond!!! Am I a lil too hood for some people??? I just don't get it, i'm not gay, I do have a man and a son, and I come at everyone correct!!! What is the fuckin problem?? Imma nice girl who get's along with everyone except some of these Cherry Tap stuck up ass bitches!!! I'm outtie B O S S B I T C H
New Drug Names
In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. >For >example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of >Acetaminophen. Aleve >is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also called Amoxicillin and Advil is >also >called Ibuprofen. > > >The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful >consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that >it has >settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were >Mycoxafailin, >Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin. > > >Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid >form, >and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as >a >mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff >one. >Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning >to the >names of "cocktails", "highballs" and just a good old-fashione
Fake People
I do not understand why people have to be so fake? I mean if you say something then mean it other wise keep your mouth shut. The person I am speaking of can read this and I am sure that he or she knows that they are a fake azz bytch. ALL I HAVE TO SAY TO THIS PERSON IS GROW UP GET YOUR LIFE TOGATHER YOU HAVE KIDS TO WORRY ABOUT SO STOP BEING SO FAKE.
Pics Of My Trip To Oban
Hi Everyone, I was away for a short break this past weekend. I went to a small town on the West Coast of Scotland called Oban. Click on the pic below to see all the pics i took on my trip. Please leave comments and let me know what you think of this beautiful part of Scotland.
Fallen Angel Radio Sucks
For Me And My Sisters
Funeral Of The Cardiologist
A Cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral. A huge heart covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service. Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside. The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever. At that point, one of the mourners burst into laughter. When all eyes stared at him, he said, "I'm sorry, I was just thinking of my own funeral. I'm a Gynecologist." The Proctologist fainted.
Irma In Lafayette Square
Cool Pirate :)
The Two Of Them - Pt 9
He quietly after then walked by her towards the door grabbing his keys from the dresser and moves towards the door when she grabs his hand and said. "And where are you going, you tell me all this and then expect to walk away and leave me to stand in a puddle of my own emotional thoughts left to drown in them like someone who can't swim?" *Yes that is exactly what i had in mind Steph because i simply have nothing else that i can say i've said it all. I told you how i feel , from the bottom of my soul i have told you how i felt and either you can at least show me some sign that my feelings are important to you or i can leave and let you run off back to him since you are always running back to me because of him maybe this time you can run to him and leave me out of it because ....* "Because what Petie huh because what? Would you please tell me because you have what you want im standing here drowning waiting for you to toss me a life line and i don't know how long i can hold on be
Exactly Y?
ok so i have to vent and get it out maybe then i might feel better.... it all begins last night mitch told me that he had been on that coolchat thing on the phone i went into it and made a name and thought id pull his leg to see what he would do. he didn't know i was getting on it. but anywayz. he did exactly what i didn't want him to do. he said he was single. that he didn't believe in marraige and all that shit then he said he would meet up with me and shit like that. not knowing it was me. but yeah i called him and yelled at him but it didn't help me out any. i mean my god i have only been gone 3 weeks. and he is about to have a fit. im sorry that he is like that but god y do i have to get men like this. it really really does make me regret marrying him cause i thought he would be different all of my other serious relationships were like this. am i just not enough to please him. y does he have to go out looking for other things. i swear i can't stand it. its like he is forgetting a
I'd Rather Go Blind
Jazz And Heritage
What Would I Want For My B-day
Simply not sure at this point considering i have 10 days left till then??? I have my health, my friends and family all my peeps here. Maybe a VIC or a Blast possibly.... The most important thing i think i would want is for this damned war to end everyone come home and no more terrorism...but hey we can all wish right??? Tell me what would you want if it was your b-day. Leave me a comment.
Sexual Iq.
You have a sexual IQ of 146 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at
Broken Lawnmower
When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed. But, somehow I always had something else to take care of first, the truck, the car, playing golf - always something more important to me. Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point. When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors. I watched silently for a short time and then went into the house. I was gone only a minute, and when I came out again I handed her a toothbrush. I said, "When you finish cutting the grass, you might as well sweep the driveway." The doctors say I w! ill walk again, but I will always have a limp. Moral to this story : Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is the husband.
Things That Are Difficult To Say When Drunk
THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK 1. Innovative 2. Preliminary 3. Proliferation 4. Cinnamon THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK: 1. Specificity 2. Anti-constitutionalistically 3. Passive-aggressive disorder 4. Transubstantiate THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK: 1. Thanks, but I don't want to have sex. 2. Nope, no more booze for me! =) 3. Sorry, but you're not really my type. 4. Taco Bell ? No thanks, I'm not hungry. 5. Good evening, Officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight? 6. Oh, I couldn't! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke. 7. I'm not interested in fighting you. 8. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance as I have no coordination. I'd hate to look like a fool! 9. Where is the nearest bathroom? I refuse to pee in this parking lot or on the side of the road. 10. I must be going home now as I have to work in the morning
*tries Out This Profile-skin-related Feature*
will be ignoring them for awhile. Some of them freeze and even crash my browsers (I alternate between using SeaMonkey, Firefox and Opera 9. Need to update SeaMonkey, come to think). Some are really creative (yes, some in the way they do that, but some more positively, aesthetically); I will turn the option occasionally off, but I think it may be a worthwhile option to have on if it doesn't block too much.
What The Hell
people here r funny they keep stuff all private but wanna be all up in ur profile an pics lol whatever
Well, Sunday ended up being a great day for me and the kids. We went over to my parents for a cookout and then my dad put up the swimming pool. Unfortunatly, he will have to drain the pool and move it to a different area on his large deck. It will probably take another five hours to fill the pool up and such too but it looks like this pool is a winner with the kids. My dad got in the pool with the kids since it was my time of the month again and I can not sit in the pool and boy was I cramping up. So he got to have fun with them and it was really cute too. They loved to splash him and well, I wasnt really dry either, even though I was not in the They all had a blast with grandpa and it was neat seeing them have a fun time, till they started shivering and I felt it was time for them to get out. I also had to take care of the rest of my laundry too. Luckily, my parents are helping me out with that this month too because I usually have to pay 1.25 per load for each of the wash
General frustration about life isn't a new theme. It just hasn't lasted this long before. Sometimes I think that I want something good to happen so badly that I'm forcing the issue and getting caught in really bad situations. Philly is poison. Its in my veins and all over my skin. Its the stink of bitterness and failure, it can't be like this everywhere... it can't. I just need to survive 2 more months. Dave Matthews Band- If I Were King Sometimes I can't move my feet it seems As if I'm stuck in the ground somehow like a tree As if I can't even breathe And my screams come whispering out As if nobody can even see me, like a ghost Sometimes I can't see myself sometimes Then again if I were a king, If I had everything If I had you and I could give you your dreams If I were giant size, on top of it all Then tell me what in the world would I sing for If I had it all Sometimes I feel lost As I pull you out like strings of memories Wish I could weave them into you
Winners Of The Children Contest Are.......
Winners of the Children contest are....... 1st Place winner is......Wins Womans Ring + Tophy with 1409 comments + 8 Rates = 7,085 2nd Place Winner is.......Wins Earrings + Tophy with 1325 comments + 5 Rates = 6.650 3rd Place winner is.......Wins Fussy Navel Drink + Tophy with 15 comments + 3 rates = 90 Everyone Else Gets A Dozen Red Roses + Tophy for Lower Places. I want to thank everyone for joinning the contest! It was a fun contest! Thanks Maria
Taking A Sabbatical...
A lot has happened to me in the past several weeks, and it has come to the point that I needed a break! I have lost several friends, broken up with my girlfriend, my cousin is still in the hospital and her condition has turned for the worse...I can't take it anymore! It is too much! Being a counselor, I know how important it is to be focused and be 100%, and right now, I am far from that point! I feel like a tidal wave has just crashed down on top of me (and I don't even have my surfboard)! So I have taken a break from work...I just can't do it! Not in the frame of mind I am in! I am also taking the same break from CherryTap! I need to get refocused and get some semblance of sanity and control back, before I lose it completely. If anyone wants my info to contact me outside of here, leave me a private message! I will be back every so often to check messages and will reply with either my personal info, or I will add you to my 'hit lists' myself! Everyone, as much as
Feelign Beaten
I had a ruff weekend. Not sure what is wrong with me. I feel as if I have lost my best-friend and I don't know what to do. My best-friend is hurting and I guess I am feeling his pain I don't know. I feel like my heart is beign torn out of my chest. I have no will to eat or sleep. My trip Thursday will hopeful restore me. I need to get away even if it is for work! If I had of only known what my best freind would be goign thru I could have prevented least I would like ot think I could. No I didn't wont anythign to happen to him but I feel guilty just the same. I could have done soemthing. I should have known! That's is what best-freinds or watch your back. To keep you from gettign hurt and I let my best freind down big time. I should be shot! I don't wotn ot live! God I wish I has pwers to fix everything even if it meant my heart would be broken! I want ot see him happy again. This sadness of his is killing me. I hate all this hurt. All these te
All Night Long
I Screwed Up The Other Day....
i was a bit upset and working.... well being a bartender i can drink as well. a friend of mine came in and proceded to buy me shots the rest of my shift and offered me some valume to brighten my day... got done work and hoped in his car.. poped the valume and started to feel a LOT better... then he started rubbin my thigh and we began to get touchey with each other. things escelated from there and i seriously fucked up. i betrayed my Master's trust and this blog is only part of my punishment. i know it should have been worse. i have to pay for betraying him.. He has forgiven me tho... pending i do all that he required for punishment. little one is sorry Master. she knows she fucked up big time. all she wants is Your forgiveness. zero
Animaniacs Uncensored Episode
Just A Holla!
Hey peeps what's up? Nothing much here just working my tail off as usual. The weather has been great and just down right beautiful! I went up to the mountains over the weekend and did some sight seeing, it was magnificent! I really enjoyed my time! I'm getting ready for our upcoming Indian Day festivities and I'm totally anxious since it will be a time to make new friends and see old ones too! Who knows maybe that Mr. Right will find me - LOL J/K! There is no Mr. Right - right? Anyway I hope everyone is happy! Stay cool, peace!
Aurora Borealis
Animaniacs - Wheel Of Morality Compilation
Animaniacs Tribute
Do I Smell A Law Suit??
This would SUCK!! Blackout Leaves Coaster Riders Dangling Jun 10, 3:33 PM (ET) HOT SPRINGS, Ark. (AP) - A dozen riders on a roller coaster spent half an hour hanging upside down - 150 feet above the ground - after a power outage shut down the attraction. It took about 30 minutes for the city Fire Department to rescue the riders using a ladder truck Saturday evening, said Aundrea Crary, spokeswoman for the Springs & Crystal Falls amusement park. Spectators cheered when the riders were brought to the ground from the highest point of a loop on the X-Coaster, but one passenger threw up after reaching safety. The X-Coaster was one of several rides brought to a halt by the outage that originated somewhere near the park. "You could tell who got off the (X-Coaster) because their faces were red," said Angela Salter. She was riding the Gauntlet, another coaster, and said park employees worked quickly to free her. The park resumed normal operations, although the X-Coaster rem
Cycle Naked
Scores of Bicyclists Go Nude in U.K. Email this Story Jun 10, 3:59 AM (ET) BRIGHTON, England (AP) - With strategically placed helmets and slogans painted on bare skin, scores of people shed their clothes and rode through this seaside resort on their bicycles Saturday to promote cycling as an environmentally friendly mode of transport. "It is time more motorists stripped off their armor plating and moved around more gently on this earth," said Duncan Blinkhorn, 45, one of the event's organizers. More than 200 cyclists in various stages of undress took part in the World Naked Bike Ride in Brighton and Hove, sister cities on the southern coast of England, to promote cycling. Cyclists met with police chiefs ahead of the seven-mile ride to seek their advice about avoiding problems or formal complaints about the nudity. "This is a fun, if outrageous, way to make the serious point that we should not have to tolerate roads, cities and a planet dominated by the brutishnes
Cool Dog Story
Missing Dog Found 430 Miles from Home Jun 9, 3:18 PM (ET) FLAGSTAFF, Ariz. (AP) - A basset hound that disappeared from its California home in December has been found 430 miles away in Arizona. The dog, named Fred, was found by an employee Wednesday in the parking lot of the Second Chance Center for Animals in Flagstaff. The next morning, staff members with the shelter found a microchip in Fred that let them figure out he was registered at Riverside County Animal Control. The shelter contacted Fred's speechless owner on Friday. The owner said Fred disappeared after she moved to Riverside in December. She didn't know how he could have ended up in Flagstaff. Paul Fink, a veterinarian at the Flagstaff shelter and a pilot, has offered to fly the dog home to his family.
I Want You
Animaniacs - Nations Of The World By Yakko
Winners Of The Back Tattoo Contest Are.......
Winners of the back tattoo contest are....... 1st Place winner is......Wins Motorcycle And A Tophy with 5158 comments + 42 Rates = 26,000 2nd Place Winner is.......Wins Womans Ring + Tophy with 1300 comments + 9 Rates = 6,545 3rd Place winner is.......Wins Earrings + Tophy with 602 comments + 12 rates = 3,070 Everyone Else Gets A Dozen Red Roses + Tophy for Lower Places. I want to thank everyone for joinning the contest! It was a fun contest! Thanks Maria
Pot Of Coffee
So I couldn't sleep so I was thinking I have to work later so I drank an entire pot of coffee this morning. At the time it seemed like a reasonable thing to do but I clearly wasn't considering that I only actually drink coffee like twice a month so now I'm all fidgety and anxious cause I've got like crazy anxiety disorder thingy. And I'm all wiggly and my hearts beating a little faster than normal and this whole coffee thing was a slightly less than good idea. . ..AHHHHHH Coffee is bad. See the thing is every time I drink coffee I say to myself "oh right this is why I don't drink coffee" then time will pass and I'll look in my cupboard and see the giant thing of coffee I bought when I first moved into my apartment cause I'd just moved out of a house filled to the brim with mormans and I was like ha ha ha I'll drink coffee. Then you know i drank coffee and realized I shouldn't But anyway I'll see this can of coffee and be like "i have all this coffee why do I never drink it" then
Animaniacs Macarena
I have another unscheduled concert tonight. I guess it'll give me something to do while I'm waiting for Ryan next week.... Damn that was fast. LOL
Hot Pussys
Animaniacs - The Great Wakkorotti - The Master And His Music
This Weekend.
Was pretty eventful. I went to my brother's house Saturday and got to play with my niece, which I haven't seen in almost a year. She's a very cute, smart, little lady and she forced me to watch Bob the Builder with her. LOL God I love kids!
Okay, I haven't always been a good girl. To be blunt, I used to be a bit of a slut. Sometimes it can come back to bite you in the ass. Case in point. Really fucking ugly girlfriend finding out two years later. Not joking. Really fucking ugly. We used to call her MEGATRON. Well, I hadn't even drank my first cup of coffee when I desided that I should check my mail on here. You know, I really hate being a bitch this early in the day. This is what she writes: ----------------- Original Message ----------------- From: ~~~ Serenity~~~ Date: Jun 11, 2007 1:51 AM I'm a reasonible person but when it comes to you I'm not. I know what happened and I HATE you for it EVEN though I know it takes two. I could write more and put you down but I'm better than that. Paul and I are working on Shit and thats why we have plans. But from now on don't plan to have any contact with Paul. So don't write him or even think about talking to him. And family reuions
Animaniacs Intro
Kaleab"> Kaleb For those of you that read my blogs. Lets show this pecious child some love . If you cant send money . send a card to support this family. Kaleb & Family PO Box 291494 Tampa , Florida 33687 Get More at
Ira-- We Will Missyou
my darling little show dog Ira passed away yesterday. He was my pekingese show dog. Wonderful little dog he had a wonderful life with me. A very dear gave him to me about 6 yrs ago. He was great companion and loving little guy. I will have Ira puppies coming as my female peke Belle is preggers by him. One of his last puppies is living in washington state now. i know stupid to cry over just a pet but he was more than that. he loved car rides playing with squeaky toys going on walks with me. The other dogs miss him already. Good bye Ira please know you were very loved by us Bubba Belle and kaseykahne love you
I Am So Lucky To Have You
Just look at you. With a smile on your face that will make me smile too. I wish I could just reach out and touch you, grab onto your hand and walk together side by side. I will do whatever you ask of me. For I pledge my life and my love to you. I love you so much, and I am so lucky to have you. (Another blog dedication to Christopher McConathy)
Paradise With You
I’m walking somewhere I don’t know where exactly But I know it’s somewhere on this planet. I see flowers, trees and happy creatures The sun is shining and there’s a rainbow in the sky But it isn’t raining, not even a single drop But even that single drop Would make a difference in our lives Just imagine… Around me only the birds are singing, The wind whistles in my ears And you, you kiss me from nowhere. I walk along with you next to me Hand in hand we walk there With a smile which will never go away Just you and me And I just know where we are right now We are in paradise
Christian Nuts Exposed
i dont know if im crazy or if im just a dumbass but it seems like people in this site judge you as much if not more than real life...and and after a little bit of seeing it it kinda messes with a person.......... i got that shit my hole life and i thought that here people would not do shit like that but i was very wrong! now i know im not the smartest person in the world or the best looking... but what the fuck people!!! it was to my understanding that if you rated someone that they would have the common courtesy to do the same.. instead most people will just look at a page and leave....grrrrrrr it pisses me off when they do that shit! and it makes someone feel like less of a person.... who ever reads this please tell me if im crazy or just losing it because i dont really know any more! THANK YOU!
Some New Pics
Hello All, I posted a few new pics in my new family pics album, check them out and rate some if you wish. Thanks, Jay
Poetry 3
¡O llama de amor viva que tiernamente hieres de mi alma en el más profundo centro! Pues ya no eres esquiva acaba ya si quieres, ¡rompe la tela de este dulce encuentro! ¡O cauterio süave! ¡O regalada llaga! ¡O mano blanda! ¡O toque delicado que a vida eterna sabe y toda deuda paga! Matando, muerte en vida has trocado. ¡O lámparas de fuego en cuyos resplandores las profundas cavernas del sentido, que estaba oscuro y ciego, con estraños primores color y luz dan junto a su querido! ¡Cuán manso y amoroso recuerdas en mi seno donde secretamente solo moras, y en tu aspirar sabroso de bien y gloria lleno, cuán delicadamente me enamoras
Poetry 2
No me preguntes si te amo, porque esa pregunta me ofende, si pudiera colocar moneda sobre moneda para hacer una torre de todo lo que siento, créeme llegaría hasta el cielo. Te amo mujer, amo tu historia, amo tu vida, y amo tu paz, inclusive me gusta verte estornudar, tu manía de tocarte el cabello, tu nerviosismo cuando beso tu cuello. A pesar de que estés lejos, lo que siento aquí dentro crece y crece, que a veces me asusta el pensar donde voy a poner tanto amor, cuando ya no me quepa en el pecho. No importa que te mudes a otra galaxia, tu siempre estas aquí, y sobra decir que yo vivo en un mundo dentro de ti. Porque por más lejos que estés, por más preguntas que hagas, no importa el lugar donde estés, donde tu vives es aquí... en mi corazón
Poetry 2
No me preguntes si te amo, porque esa pregunta me ofende, si pudiera colocar moneda sobre moneda para hacer una torre de todo lo que siento, créeme llegaría hasta el cielo. Te amo mujer, amo tu historia, amo tu vida, y amo tu paz, inclusive me gusta verte estornudar, tu manía de tocarte el cabello, tu nerviosismo cuando beso tu cuello. A pesar de que estés lejos, lo que siento aquí dentro crece y crece, que a veces me asusta el pensar donde voy a poner tanto amor, cuando ya no me quepa en el pecho. No importa que te mudes a otra galaxia, tu siempre estas aquí, y sobra decir que yo vivo en un mundo dentro de ti. Porque por más lejos que estés, por más preguntas que hagas, no importa el lugar donde estés, donde tu vives es aquí... en mi corazón
Poetry 1
Sólo tú le das brillo y Amor a mi Corazón. Sólo tú me miras con tanta pureza y belleza interior. Sólo tú llenas de Alegría a mi Alma. Sólo tú conoces mis secretos, deseos y anhelos. Sólo tú me transmites calor con tus manos. Sólo tú me das fuerzas para seguir viviendo. Sólo tú me hablas con tanta dulzura. Sólo tú me escuchas con tanta paciencia. Sólo tú me acaricias con tanta delicadeza. Sólo tú me besas con tanta ternura. Sólo tú me comprendes con tanta sutileza. Sólo tú haces que me sienta el Ser más Feliz del Universo. Sólo tú me das tanta seguridad en mí misma. Sólo tú me calmas y tranquilizas cuando estoy mal. Sólo tú eres el que puede entrar en mi Corazón y en mi Ser. Sólo tú me abrigas cuando tengo frío. Sólo tú eres y serás el Dueño de mi Corazón. Sólo tú eres mi Sueño hecho realidad. Sólo tú eres y serás el que me ama y me amará siempre. Sólo tú eres al que amo y amaré eternamente!
It's Been A While....
Yea, so i haven't logged in here in a long time. Sorry about that to anyone who wondered where i went or why i didn't comment. I'll have to get around to some of that soon. I don't think i ever blogged this... but i am pregnant and expecting a baby girl in September! Yay, we are so excited! I'm 27 week along, it's going by so fast, it makes me sad almost! So that's pretty much why i haven't been around... i have been so busy doing things and getting my house ready, plus taking care of my other two. I hope everyone is doing well and having a wonderful summer so far! (Even though it's not officially summer yet, lol.) Much Love!
Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band
The Beatles - All Together Now
Relocation And Marriage.
Well, a lot of things have been put into motion recently. Some good, some bad, others ambiguous. Depends on who's viewing the things and in what context. So here goes: I am divorced finally. In ways it is a great thing, in some it is sad. I figure for me, it is a new beginning in my life. I am hoping that it doesn't cause resentment from my children or my family later on down the line. I also feel that if people know me well enough, they know this was something that I had to do. I feel it was best for myself and for Chad. I know it is presumptuous to be saying I know what is best for someone else, but I feel that we are both happier people without each other. The only sadness coming from this is the separation of my children from their father. They love him dearly and I hope they always will. I feel sad that they miss him, but I hope eventually they will be happy that we are not together and happier apart than if we were together and wound up hating each other. For the Relocati
Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds- The Beatles
We All Live In A Yellow Submarine
My Look Alikes
The Beatles - The Long And Winding Road
No More
Tired of all the drama & games. CherryTap used to be fun but now i feel like im gettin hurt off of unneccesary shit.. so if you wanna keep in touch with me.. message me with ur yahoo info, myspace, aol.. etc etc!! Holla atcha girl DutcheS***
While My Guitar Gently Weeps
Amy M
Free As A Bird
Today On Wrr
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The Beatles "rocky Raccoon"
The Beatles - Tomorrow Never Knows
Penny Lane - The Beatles
The Beatles - Helter Skelter
The Beatles Twist And Shout
"something" By The Beatles
Afterward: If I Could Live It Over.....
If I had to live my life over again, I'd dare to make more mistakes next time. I'd relax. I would limber up. I would be sillier than I have been this trip. I would take fewer things seriously. I would take more chances. I would take more trips. I would climb more mountains, swim more rivers. I would eat more ice cream and less beans.:) I would perhaps have more actual troubles, but I'd have fewer imaginary ones. You see, I'm one of those people who lives seriously and sanely, hour after hour, day after day. Oh, I've had my moments. And if I had it to do over again, I'd have more of them. In fact, I'd try to have nothing else, just moments, one after another, instead of living so many years ahead of each day. I've been one of those persons who never goes anywhere without a thermometer, a hot water bottle, a raincoat and a parachute. If I had it to do again, I would travel lighter than I have. If I had to live my life over, I would start barefoot earlier
The Beatles Ticket To Ride 1965
Pooooooo Cheezzzzzzeeeeeeee
Misfit is the hottest thing on Earth....and Canada....since using your own Tears for Lube during anal sex... I looooveeee you Fart face, smelly butt, poop ear , Vagina monster Jodie fofodie babodie fart.... ^ I'd pee in her^ sexy butt everyday....and never pee in another...just hers...not suck wing wong...not her...well....she better...but that's besides the point....I forgot the point.....MISFIT!
Worthy Of Submission
Dominating the strong... Those not into the BDSM lifestyle are generally referred to as "vanilla". This phrase was coined, I imagine, to state the very bland, singular "tastes" of those not in the BDSM lifesyle. We in the lifestyle usually think ourselves to be more "flavorful" and diverse than our "vanilla" counterparts. For those who do not understand BDSM, you may find My analogies to be offensive. A slave is little more than a piece of property. Just as a car or a television serve and entertain a person, so does a submissive or slave. There are those in this lifestyle who treat a sub/slave with the same regard as an inanimate piece of property. I certainly understand this thought process: BUT WHOLEHEARTEDLY DISAGREE WITH IT. This is where I begin to offend those not accustomed to our lifestyle. I see a sub/slave as more akin to a dog. You see, a television, appliance or furniture makes for a TERRIBLE companion. A dog, on the other hand, provides feedback and reaction
The Beatles - I Am The Walrus
Sunday 6/10/07
Up until this evening today has been a pretty good day. My brother was just in a jet ski accident that was pretty bad and it severed his spinal cord and part of his foot. He had surgery lastnight for the damage to his back, but they said their will be permanent bladder and bowel issues for him for the rest of his life to a certain extent. He is in ICU at the moment and if he is stable enough from the back surgery he will be flown to Kentucky where they will have a reattachment team to try and fix his foot. We'll know this afternoon whether or not he will be able to be flown to Kentucky or not. I'm going to end this here and go pack some things in case we need to leave quickly. Have a great day all.
The Beatles- Hey Jude
The Beatles - Revolution
The Beatles - Strawberry Fields Forever
Lost N Confused!
I just don't get it.. i dont think i am wrong.. but eh.. i really aint sure now... Ok.. see i am friends with this gal, and her new BF, and things are goin well for her for a change and him also, and thats great.. But before him, she called me ONCE in a blue moon, and never came over never posted on my page nuttin, and well her and her ex broke up and he was nice to me never mean and posted and talked tome, and well, he and i still stay in contact and yap, and he comes over, i told em both i wasn't goin to take sides, and i DONT i am stayin outta it. Like i said, she never really talked to me just a few times and i only went out with her what 4 or so times? and it was a big things all of us went out himalso.. so i knew him really just as much as her, and .. well now that .. he and she aint together she is upset that i am talkin to him still.. well.. i care about him also.. and i dont think its fair for her to request or her new bf to request that i dont talk to him, i mean
Looking Pretty
So This morning I look all kinds of gorgeous for work. I did my hair and put on make up. .. On top of that I'm actually wearing jewelry and not that one choker i'm always wearing but a really pretty chain thingy. . . And I'm just going to say that for the record if I don't get DOZENS of compliments about how fantastic I look than the entire planet will be subject to my wrath. I'm just saying all this pretty took like an hour so I had better be rolling in compliments. . .. Consider yourselves warned
Whatever Gets You Thru The Night
John Lennon 1940-1980
Still Stuck Here.
I Just Recieved News From The Gas Station People That Are Working On My Car They Said My Car Wont Be Done Till Later Today Waiting On Parts I Also Need Other Parts On Car That Wont Be In Till Tomorrow My Dads Going To Kill Me. Already Costing Over 300 Dollars And Hes Paying For My Room Here Which I Will Probably Have To Stay Another Night. Was Hoping To Go Home But Looks Like Im Stuck Here For Another Night. At Least I Have Internet. Hope You All Have A Great Day! Thanks For Your Support I Appreciate Very Much. Hugs And Bites! Leslie
Saturday 6/9/07
I'm behind and don't have much to write about other than the usual stuff. I'm looking forward to camp reunion on Thursday. Since I don't have anything new to write about I'm going to keep this entry short. Have a great day all.
Bluebird Happiness
Bluebird, bluebird, I hear your song way up on top of the hill. Why did you fly in such a haste away from my windowsill? "I flew ahead of the storm," he said with a peck and a hop and a trill. "But the storm didn't come, you silly bird, and I'll wager it never will." "But the sky was black," came his muffled chirp, "And the sun didn't show his face and I couldn't sing without HIS smile so I flew to another place." "Bluebird, bluebird, you baffle me. You're not living up to your form. Happiness comes wherever you are, IF YOU'RE NOT AFRAID OF THE STORM." 'WORDS OF WISDOM'
Horror Scope
AHAHAHAHA My Horoscope(s) for today: This person has really gotten under your skin. Sometimes you can't decide if you love or hate the feeling. Well -- can't it be a little of both? Usually strong emotions carry their corollary right along with them. Keeping a secret may seem exciting, but it may actually be having a limiting effect on your heart. Life and love lived as an open book can be quite a thrill in itself. How about coming out with it? Pssssh...yeah right. *lol*
Power To The People
The Confident Woman...
I thought I might share something that I read, and left me feeling inspired I hope you all like it. 1. A confident woman knows she is loved. 2. A confident woman refuses to live in fear. Fear is not from god. Fear causes people to bury talents due to fear of failure, judgement, or critisim. 3. A confident woman is positive. 4. A confident woman recovers from setback. You only fail when you stop trying. 5. A confident woman avoids compersion. 6. A confident woman takes action. Making mistakes is not the end of the world. 7. A confident woman does not live in "IF Only" and "What If" It's not your abilities that God desires it's your availability. by: Joyce Myers
Heres An Older One That I Have Written, Enjoy.....more To Come Soon! -quick
i walk into the room....there you are....reading something...looking content in what you are doing. i sit down behind you, trying not to disturb you. i take a moment to just take it all sitting there, satin purple panties, and nothing else...the texture of your skin, the way your hair falls on your shoulders, the soft smell of your perfume, the way you breathe....just observing how truly gorgeous you really the sight of you alone touches so many emotions. my fingertips just barely touch your shoulders, and you emediately put the book fingertips run down your back, just barely touching you...tracing your arms, your neck.....sittig behind you, i cant see your face, but i know your eyes are closed, as goosebumps cover your body. i move in closer to you.....placing the softest kisses on your you feel my breath on your back. my fingers run up through your hair, moving it to one my kisses run across your shoulders, to your neck,
What A Great Bunch
What Tree Are You?????
I'm a Jul 26 to Aug 04 - Cypress Tree My Birthday is aug 3rd Cypress Tree (Faithfulness) -- strong, muscular, adaptable, takes what life has to give but doesn't necessarily like it, strives to be content,optimistic, wants to be financially independent, wants love and affection,hates loneliness, passionate lover which cannot be satisfied, faithful,quick-tempered at times, can be unruly and careless, loves to gain knowledge, needs to be needed. :) This Sounds Like Me :) Find your birthday and then find your personal tree. This is really cool.Find your tree below and see what you are like... Jan 01 to Jan 11 - Fir Tree Jan 12 to Jan 24 - Elm Tree Jan 25 to Feb 03 - Cypress Tree Feb 04 to Feb 08 - Poplar Tree Feb 09 to Feb 18 - Cedar Tree Feb 19 to Feb 28 - Pine Tree Mar 01 to Mar 10 - Weeping Willow Tree Mar 11 to Mar 20 - Lime Tree Mar 21 (only) - Oak Tree Mar 22 to Mar 31 - Hazelnut Tree Apr 01 to Apr 10 - Rowan Tree Apr 11 to Apr 20 - Maple Tree Apr 21 to Apr
Women & .music
When it comes to women, my favorite musical notes are B natural, B flat ... and strangely enough music that I write tends to be in B flat. Augmented is ok and when you think about it, I'm sure you'll agree sometimes weird parallels actually mean something with me. In tune?
Im Losing You
4 Leaf Clover
Sometimes the fear takes its toll, when you walk into the unknown and you have no control. Where has this led me, and where is my strength, when i can only go from the words of wisdom that doesnt knw what i think. Will life continue down the road that i chose, or will i take on new obstical meet face to face with new foes.I know there is a light that will embrace me at the end with angels whispering to me, its all over my friend. This test i must endure in life will strengthen parts of me that have need the guide to show this soul, just how to be free. smile, because now you live again and the worst is behind you now.
Closer To You
Do you know what you have done? Silver teardrops you have won I‛ll never show them to anyone but you Do you see what you did? You laughed as I hid I‛ll never show me to anyone but you I look up and you‛re gone And I turn and notice her She has filled up my room And taken my listener And it always comes back to you Every move that I make is to get closer to you You know I cannot show The things that they don‛t know I can‛t unveil what I haven‛t found in me You know I want respect This just hasn‛t happened yet And it all gets stuck down inside of me I look up and you‛re gone And I turn and notice her She has filled up my room And taken my listener And it always comes back to you Every move that I make is to get closer to you I wish things could be different I wish things would change What would I do? What would I do? If I can‛t be with you? I can‛t be with you! It‛s not right, it‛s not e
I Have A Dream
Out Of The Country!
I made it to St Louis and it is so good to be home. First priority is to find a yob. I will be looking today and hopefully get some interviews lined up. Thinking about going to social services ans see what I can get or what they can provide. I am so stoked! You cannot believe the change in me. I am so in my element!
Goodbye Mom
A young man shopping in a supermarket noticed a little old lady following him around. If he stopped, she stopped. Furthermore she kept staring at him. She finally overtook him at the checkout, and she turned to him and said, "I hope I haven't made you feel ill at ease; it's just that you look so much like my late son." He answered, "That's okay." "I know it's silly, but if you'd call out "Good bye, Mom" as I leave the store, it would make me feel so happy." She then went through the checkout, and as she was on her way out of the store, the man called out, "Goodbye, Mom." The little old lady waved, and smiled back at him. Pleased that he had brought a little sunshine into someone's day, he went to pay for his groceries. "That comes to $121.85," said the clerk. "How come so much ... I only bought 5 items.." The clerk replied, "Yeah, but your Mother said you'd be paying for her things, too."
Instant Karma
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Talk About Sex
I have talked to many people that telll girls that they want a real relationship but once they have sex he never calls or anything. I was with one guy that was like that but hell I dont care. But my friends took it to heart, they are now scared to start a new relationship. Let me know what you think about this or if it has happened to you. Guys if u have had sex with a girl and never called write me and let me know why.
The Beatles - Come Together-rare Promo Vid
Come Together
Stand By Me
Nobody Told Me
Give Peace A Chance
Working Class Hero
The Beach..........
The day was finishing the sun setting and you had taken me to the beach a perfect setting after a day of romance and fun with you. We are standing at the water edge hand in hand watching the sun set, the waves crashing on the beach the water lapping at our feet. No words shared just each of us speaking to the others heart through silent words of love. You turn to me, and I to you, at the same time, leaning into me you place your lips on mine and kiss me with the most gentle sweet kiss, I close my eyes as our lips touch and I moan softly feeling the vibration of love surge through my body, tasting your essence, the kiss lingers on. Your hands moves down my arms and you place the palms of your hands against my palms and gently raise my arms above my head as you continue to kiss me. Sliding your palms down my arms I feel the electric currents penetrate my skin as your fingers glide over it. Your hands move down the sides of my torso and at the hem of my top you clasp it and slowly
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Giving Up
I am so ready to give up on just about everything...The only thing that keeps me going is my kids. Love is extremely over-rated and here lately is not worth the heart-ache. He loves me because he can do what he pleases to me and nothing else matters. I'm tired...of everything. Life has definetly lost its luster. I live every day waiting for the night. A time when I don't have to be awake. I wait for me being able to get a job. Being able to be alone for a time. I guess I'm just miserable and for some reason I thought having a husband was suppose to make it where I had someone to share with. I cry just about everyday and my eyes are starting to hurt. I have no choice but to keep going. I have children that need their mom but if it weren't for them I don't know about the whole life thing. Beginning to wonder just how wonderful it can be I think someone lied to all of us about the joys of life...or at least lied to me about them!
Chinese Proverbs
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who run in front of car get tired. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who run behind car get exhausted. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man with one chopstick go hungry. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who eat many prunes get good run for money. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Panties not best thing on earth! But next to best thing on earth. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who drive like hell, bound to get there. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who stand on
Good Morning're Here, Now What..?
Why is it that humans learn quickly about physical pain and so slowly about emotional pain. One sticks their hand on a stove, it burns, it frickin hurts so you don't do it anymore (unless of course you like that sort of thing lol) yet in relationships one can make the 'same' stupid choices over and over again, choosing the same fate any number of times, with any number of partners, and some still don't learn to avoid that same eventuality? The heart will indulge emotional pain far longer than any other body part would, even if you like physical pain. So, you want to be in love and with me this is a particular choice. You've paid attention to the need for discretionary choices, ie. not repeating previous choices because you know where they lead. Like me you search for the one who has thier shit together and wants that immersive tactile fondling unnending love and know that it doesn't happen over night. Lust is a feeling that makes you want someone right fuc'in now, while love is a
It just amazes me that people simply cannot tell the whole truth. Why lie? Why hide things from others? Yeah, I know, you don't want to hurt the other person's feelings, but think about this.... It hurts much less to find out the truth right away than to find out that you have been lied to all along. Being totally honest up front will hurt much less than the hurt and broken trust that will happen when the person finds out you have been lying to them. Tell the truth, trust the other person enough to tell them the truth. If they run, because of the truth, then either they were not meant to be with you, or it was something they simply cannot live with. But give them the choice up front. Don't hide things. You will just make the situation MUCH worse if you do. Lying breaks trust. Trust is not rebuilt in a day, a week, or a month. It could take years and if you have obtained someones trust, why break it? It takes much LESS effort to tell the truth than to keep up the lies.... BE
Jack and his friends were playing golf one Saturday. As they are getting ready to tee off, a guy walks up and asks if he can join them. The friends look at each other, look at the guy and say, "Sure." About two holes into the game, the friends get curious about what the guy does for a living. So they ask him. The stranger tells them he's a hitman. They all laugh. The guy says, "No really, I am a hitman. My gun is in my golf bag. I carry it everywhere. You can take a look at it if you like." So Jack decides to check it out. He opens the bag and, sure enough, there is a rifle with a huge scope attached. Jack gets all excited and says, "WOW! I bet I can see my house through here! May I look?" The hitman replies, "Sure." So Jack looks and says, "YEAH! You can see my house! I can even see through the windows into my bedroom. There's my wife. Wait, there's my next door neighbor! And he's naked too!" This really upsets Jack so he asks how much it would be for a
A 60 year old woman came home one day and heard strange noises in her bedroom. She opened the door and discovered her 40 year old daughter playing with her vibrator. "What are you doing?", asked the mom. "Mom, I am 40 years old and look at me. I am ugly. I will never get married so this is pretty much my husband." The mother walked out of the room, shaking her head. The next day the father came home and heard noises in the bedroom and upon entering the room found his daughter using the vibrator. "What the hell are you doing?", he asked. His daughter replied, "I already told mom. I am 40 years old now and ugly. I will never get married so this is as close as I'll ever get to a husband." The father walked out of the room shaking his head too. The next day the mother came home to find her husband with a beer in one hand, and the vibrator in the other hand, watching the football game. "For Chrissakes, what are you doing?" she cried. The husband replied "What does it look like I'm d
Good-bye Daddy!!
One night, a father overheard his son saying his prayers, "God bless Mommy, Daddy, and Grammy. Goodbye Grampa." The father thought this was strange, but soon forgot about it. The next day, the Grandfather died. About a month or so later, the father again overheard his son's prayers, "God bless Mommy and Daddy. Goodbye Grammy." The next day, the Grandmother died. The father began to worry about the situation. Two weeks later, the father again heard his son praying, "God bless Mommy. Goodbye Daddy." This alone nearly gave the father a heart attack. The next morning, without saying anything, he got up early and went to work. He stayed in his office all day. Finally, after midnight, he went home. He was still alive! He crawled into bed with his wife and apologized. "I'm sorry honey, I had a really bad day." "You had a bad day?" his wife yelled. "The mailman dropped dead on the porch this morning!"
An old man and his wife have gone to bed. After laying there a few minutes the old man farts and says,"Seven Points." His wife rolls over and says, "What in the world was that?" The old man replied, "It's fart football." A few minutes later the wife lets one go and says, "Touchdown, tie score." After about five minutes the old man farts again and says, "Touchdown, I'm ahead 14 to 7." Not to be out done the wife rips another one and say, "Touchdown, tie score." Five seconds go by and she lets out a squeaker and says,"Fieldgoal, I lead 17 to 14." Now the pressure's on and the old man refuses to get beat by a woman so he strains really hard but to no avail. Realizing a defeat is totally unacceptable he gives it everything he has but instead of farting he soils the bed. The wife looks and says, "What the heck was that?" The old man replied, "Half-time, Switch sides".
The Accident!!
A young lady got into a terrible car accident. Her face was burned terribly. The doctors couldn't use any skin on her body to graft onto her face for reconstructive surgery. As a result, her husband offered the skin off his butt for the surgery. She had the surgery and was as beautiful after as she was before the surgery. One night she and her husband were watching TV when she broke down crying. "What's the matter?" her husband asked. She said "I can't believe you did this for me." Her husband hugged her and replied, "Don't worry about it, I love you, and I'd do anything for you." But how will I ever repay you?" she asked. With which he replied, "You don't need to repay me, you wouldn't believe the satisfaction I get every time I see your mom kiss you on the cheek."
John Wayne!!
An Indian walks into a trading post and asks for toilet paper. The clerk asks if he would like no name, Charmin, or White Cloud. "White Cloud sounds like good Indian toilet paper," says the Indian. "How much is it?" "$1.00 a roll," the clerk replies. "That seems pretty expensive," responds the Indian. "What about the others?" "Charmin is $2.00 a roll, and no name is 50 cents a roll." The Indian doesn't have much money, so he opts for the no name. Within a few hours, he is back at the trading post. "I have a name for the no name toilet paper," he announces to the clerk. "We shall call it John Wayne." "Why?" asks the confused clerk. "Cause it's rough and it's tough and it don't take no crap off an Indian."
The Ghost!!
An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the last of which had left his bodily systems extremely upset. Upon making several false alarm trips to the bathroom, he decided the latest episode was another and stayed put. He suddenly filled his bed with diarrhea and was embarrassed beyond his ability to remain rational. In a complete loss of composure he jumped out of bed, gathered up the bed sheets, and threw them out the hospital window. A drunk was walking by the hospital when the sheets landed on him. He started yelling, cursing, and swinging his arms violently trying to get the unknown things off, and ended up with the soiled sheets in a tangled pile at his feet. As the drunk stood there, unsteady on his feet, staring down at the sheets, a hospital security guard (barely containing his laughter) who had watched the whole incident walked up and asked, "What the heck is going on here?" The drunk, still staring down replied: "I think I
Ugh, Fuck You!
You piss me the fuck off. I dont even know why i waste my fucking time. I mean, you like everybody but me. What is so horrible about me that you cant like? I just dont even know. What the fuck ever. But as much as i say this, ill probably still talk to you and pretend that you actually care just to make myself feel better. I guess my heart is just a game to you. I dont know why im surprised, everyone treats it like this.
Boy Scouts!!
Three Boy Scouts, a lawyer, a priest, and a pilot are in a plane that is about to crash. The pilot says "Well, we only have 3 parachutes, let's give them to the 3 Boy Scouts. They are young and have their whole lives in front of them" The lawyer says "Fuck the Boy Scouts!" The priest says, "Do we have time?"
I'm tired of being the one crying. I'm tired of being the one who has made myself spineless for this fucker. I am tired of him being able to look at me and say I work, I support you and the kids and I borrow money from my family so that we can have what we (need). Somehow it never seems enough that i stay home and clean his house do his damn laundry and take care of our children. I'm very tired of him bashing my family because they're not financially able to give his ass money whenever he needs it. I'm tired of him making me feel like I'm wrong whenever we have an argument. I'm tired of him being able to scream at me and in the end of the fight him not have done anything wrong in his eyes. Friday our car broke down again. The car is in his parents name. He called his dad to come and get him so that he could go get his check cashed and get a few groceries in the house since we weren't going to have a car all weekend. His dad arrived at 615 or so and at 830 he called me talkin about
Love Hurts
I want to feel your touch on my skin. I want to hear your voice whisper in my ear. I want you to love me like I loved you. I want you to hurt like I have been hurting. I wish fairy tales were true because you would have saved my heart not broken it in two.
Thought For The Day
The Duck & the Devil There was a little boy visiting his grandparents on their farm. He was given a slingshot to play with out in the woods. He practiced in the woods; but he could never hit the target. Getting a little discouraged, he headed back for dinner. As he was walking back he saw Grandma's pet duck. Just out of impulse, he let the slingshot fly, hit the duck square in the head and killed it. He was shocked and grieved! In a panic, he hid the dead duck in the wood pile; only to see his sister watching! Sally had seen it all, but she said nothing. After lunch the next day Grandma said, "Sally, let's wash the dishes" But Sally said, "Grandma, Johnny told me he wanted to help in the kitchen." Then she whispered to him, "Remember the duck?" So Johnny did the dishes.. Later that day, Grandpa asked if the children wanted to go fishing and Grandma said, "I'm sorry but I need Sally to help make supper." Sally just smiled and said, "Well that's all right because
Run And Hide
Run and Hide I just wanna run and hide. Lost all love. Lost all hope. I just wanna run and hide. Ran out of love. Ran out of hope. I just wanna run and hide. Where can I go. Where can I hide. Lost my heart. Lost my soul. I just wanna run and hide. Ran out of trust. Ran out of affection. I just wanna run and hide. Was always used. Was always abused. I just wanna run and hide. God don't want me. Devil kicked me out. I just wanna run and hide. Where can I go. Where can I hide. No family to hold me. No friends to turn to. I just wanna run and hide. Gonna crawl into my shell. No reason for my life. No reason for my soul. I'll just crawl away and find somewhere to hide. Cause god don't want me. Devil kicked me out. I just wanna run and and hide. I'm gonna crawl away and hide....just get away and hide.
Pain, without love Pain, can't get enough Pain, I like it rough 'Cause I'd rather feel pain than nothing at all You're sick of feeling numb You're not the only one I'll take you by the hand And I'll show you a world that you can understand This life is filled with hurt When happiness doesn't work Trust me and take my hand When the lights go out you will understand Pain, without love Pain, can't get enough Pain, I like it rough 'Cause I'd rather feel pain than nothing at all Pain, without love Pain, can't get enough Pain, I like it rough 'Cause I'd rather feel pain than nothing at all Anger and agony Are better than misery Trust me I've got a plan When the lights go off you will understand Pain, without love Pain, can't get enough Pain, I like it rough 'Cause I'd rather feel pain than nothing at all Pain, without love Pain, can't get enough Pain, I like it rough 'Cause I'd rather feel pain than nothing Rather feel pain I know (I know I know I k
Do U Care?
>"Are we fighting a war on terror or aren't we? Was it or was it not >started by Islamic people who brought it to our shores on September 11, >2001 ? > >Were people from all over the world, mostly Americans, not brutally >murdered that day, in downtown Manhattan , across the Potomac from our >nation's capitol and in a field in Pennsylvania ? Did nearly three >thousand men, women and children die a horrible, burning or crushing >death that day, or didn't they? >And I'm supposed to care that a copy of the Koran was "desecrated" when >an overworked American soldier kicked it or got it wet?...Well, I don't. >I don't care at all. > >I'll start caring when Osama bin Laden turns himself in and repents for >incinerating all those innocent people on 9/11. > >I'll care about the Koran when the fanatics in the Middle East start >caring about the Holy Bible, the mere possession of which is a crime in >Saudi Arabia . > >I'll care when these thugs tell the world they a
I Hate Everything About You
Every time we lie awake After every hit we take Every feeling that I get But I haven’t missed you yet Every roommate kept awake By every sigh and scream we make All the feelings that I get But I still don’t miss you yet Only when I stop to think about it I hate everything about you Why do I love you I hate everything about you Why do I love you Every time we lie awake After every hit we take Every feeling that I get But I haven’t missed you yet Only when I stop to think about it I hate everything about you Why do I love you I hate everything about you Why do I love you Only when I stop to think About you, I know Only when you stop to think About me, do you know I hate everything about you Why do I love you You hate everything about me Why do you love me I hate You hate I hate You love me I hate everything about you Why do I love you
Hey everybody!!!!!sorry not to put a blog until now, bu thave been really busy...So, im not really sure what to put in here...well if you want to be my friend that is cool. I m a very easy going person and i love to talk....i,m on myspace alot though..firstclassgirl2001. thanks again...have a great day
Life Is What Life Is
Through all the ups, all the downs, some will be there, some can’t be found. If they won’t care as they should, so be it. This is life in the way that I wish to see it. You can give your all, or you can try not. When they decide to leave, what have you got? You build it up then it breaks away. This is life in the way I see it today. Days come and go, true hearts stay close. Without happiness, love is an imitation at most. You haven’t stayed close, it’s hard to love you. This is life in a way that is sadly true. To leave behind such a feeble mind. Forget it and pursue someone real. This is my goal, and in time… This will be life and the way I feel.
I'm Not Indian, I Am Cherokee
I'm Not Indian, I Am Cherokee Dark storm clouds come across my eyes, when you address me that way. I will be correcting that problem right now, you will heed the words I say. Once upon a time our tribal nation was strong, back before the white man came. White man told us many lies to gain our trust, then took everything but our name. White man almost killed off all the buffalo, trying to starve us off our land. After many moons we were forced to move, just like your kind had planned. Soon the white man had stolen all of our land, my people left behind a trail of tears. White man killed off my ancestors sacred ways, we're living on reservations in fear. White man, haven't you already taken enough? I want back some of my dignity. You will no longer address me as 'hey, indian', 'I'm not Indian, I am Cherokee.'
Our People, Our Pride, Our Cherokee Nation
Cherokee people, Cherokee pride. So proud to live, So proud to die. We Cherokee will never Forget The Trail of Tears. That trail runs through us all, Runs through us till the day we die. We pray to The Great Spirit To watch over us all. For he knows the trails we walk And will guide our footsteps gently. We pray The Great spirit will Lead us back to our lands. We pray that what was taken From us will be returned once again. We will build our nation stronger, Stand tall and give our all. For We are Cherokee, The proudest nation of them all. Cherokee people, Cherokee pride. So proud to live, So proud to die.
A Fucking Baby Shower
well yesterday we had that stupid baby shower... yeah the one for sarah... well I spent all kinds of money on it and the bitch left the shower and was gone for an hour and a half buying pills to get high on.. so I was so mad at her when they got back I told her I was leaving.. I got my shit and left... I am done doing shit for people... fuck that bitch..
Through The Dream Catcher
Like woven words they come into my room each night, Increasing, never ceasing, until the morning light. Happy, joyous thoughts and dreams of stately things, slip through the Dream Catcher as if on angel wings. Entering my state of slumber as I lay upon my bed, no bad dream can enter ... caught by the Dream Catcher instead. *The Ojibwe Nation was the originator of the Dream Catcher.
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Cherokee Rose
Cherokee Rose ~Marge Tindal~ © 1999 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ She goes by the name of Cherokee Rose. A symbol of suffering wherever she grows. A flower so pretty, in all of her glory shown. A reminder of the tears shed where she's grown. The white of the flower signifies the mothers tears. On The Trail where they cried while giving in to fears. The gold of the center to mark the land taken from the Cherokee and passed to another's hand. Seven petals to form the flower, for the seven Cherokee clans, forced to walk The Trail and to leave their land. They call her Cherokee Rose. A legend in the making. The symbol of hope on the walk they were taking. Along the Trail Of Tears you will see The Cherokee Rose in all her glory. Something so pretty to represent, a tale so sad, the misery long spent. Cherokee Rose still grows along The Trail Of Tears, to remind us of the hope they had through those years. Cherokee Rose with al
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Spirit Song
Spirit Song The Spirit's song was lost in me, my heart was sinking low, I drifted on the winds of change, I had nowhere to go, But, then you came and with your voice, you spoke in tones of soft, That in my heart, I found my choice, you set this bird aloft. The eagle soared above my head, my spirit guide was free, I felt the pull but could not reach, he was too high for me, But, then you came, and lifted me, with love as pure as light, My feet left the ground, you gifted me, again you gave me flight. I could not say I'd ever reach, the goals I once had held, I knew for me there was no use, my spirit was impaled. But, then you came, and freed my soul, you righted what was wrong, You are my dream, you made me whole, you are the Spirit's Song SpiritWalker
Trail Of Tears
In Memory of "The Trail of Tears" Trail of Tears Written by Anegawaya The long horrid path that our people passed, Walking for days on end, Realizing that things don't last, Even broken hearts can't sometimes mend, Walking and trying to survive, Some just dying along the way, From starvation, and sickness, Try walking that trail today, Some had been shot, Some had been stabbed, The winter so cold, but the sun so hot, Some of the children were even dragged, They walked along the same trail, As if the journey would never stop, You could hear their little wails, And than they would drop, Such a time should have never been, For so many have cried, Such a long and narrow trend, Hard to believe how many have died, We will always remember Our People, The ones that took this Trail of Tears, And when you pray to the Creator, So many people don't even care, That we are all supposed to love each other, In this w
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Mother Earth
Mother Earth Written by Anegawaya The beautiful trees that sway in the wind, The waters flowing ever so gently, The grass so green and bright, The flowers so pretty, The mountains so high that reach the sky, The clouds so white way up high, The birds that sing beautiful songs, With the sun glowing ever so brightly, The sky so clear, and being so blue, Everything so right as it should be, Our Mother Earth so beautiful, As an eye can see, But our Mother Earth is also neglected, For so many are tearing her apart, Which makes a lot of us sad, And destroying our hearts, Cutting our forests, So animals can't eat, Dirtying up the skies, So you can't even see, Garbage everywhere, that the grass dies, Walking around like it's nothing, And making up excuses, In which they are all lies, Waters are at to where you can't drink, Killing the fish so they can't even live, Destroying the land as they go, Poor Mother Earth has taken
You Pick I Pick
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Sick And Tired
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Enternet Love
There aren't enough stars in the sky, To show how many times, I've wished for you. There aren't enough places in the world, To show how far, I'd really go for you. I'd give anything to be with you, Lay my life on the line, Just to spend one more moment with you. I would die a thousand deaths, To feel you at my side, To know that we're together once again. Nothing can tear us apart, Even when we are both in death, We will always be together, Sharing our adventures. If I could fall into your arms, My purpose would be complete. Even now as I look at you, I still can't believe, That God has sent you to me. I have done nothing special to deserve you, But He grazed your soul with a touch of His heavenly hand, Which has now made my life whole. So, my love, Let me tell you in no words, How much you mean to me. Nothing in this world, Can add up to how much I love you. So let it now be known, That this is the moment, I can finally be yours, As you will be mine
In Wishful Dreams
In wishful dreams you come to me silently in the dapth of my sleep To softly kiss my lips and cause my heart to sing when i weep Your hand touches my face softly with gentle loving care I look up into your eyes of soft blue and caress your dark hair Softly I hear your lips whispering love wolds i need to hear Sweet as the song of paradise birds calling in the evening air Only love true can dream this dreams, memories in the heart that drift lighly like a feather upon crytal streams invade my wistful slumber nightly Love unconditional with emotion far veyond any compare I breathe heavily as I suddnly awaken into the early morning air Still feeling your touch I awaken and look around in disbelief You are not here with me and my heart seems to skip a beats. My dreams seem to become more realistic in passing months and years Love seems to strengthen with desire, and i shed a longing tear Not tears of sorrow or shame , or what happened or whom is to blame, Only memorie

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