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Kyle's Mom's A B*tch
Just got notified my first MUMM has been deleted by CT...mkay. Admitted it was sexual...but have seen much more NSFW stuff on of MUMM was "lick it or suck it" if you saw it....let me know if you think this is right.....will take your opinion over theirs nyday.....g
My Art
Im selling some of my art please check my "My art" folder for the link and if you have any questions please email me in my inbox and be as descriptive as possibe. If you would like to make me an offer instead of bidding on it in ebay please let me know. Thanks!!! ~SkullQueen~
Ashes Of Eden
ASHES OF EDEN ARE PLAYING THIS FRIDAY NITE OCTOBER 5TH AT SOUTHPORTS BAR AND GRILL..SPARTANBURG, SC IF U HAVE MISSED THERE SHOW BEFORE...NOW IS THE TIME TO COME OUT...FOR A KICK ASS SHOW NO COVER CHARGE....CHEAP DRINKS...AWESOME SHOW IF U NEED MORE INFORMATION...OR DIRECTIONS...PLS LET ME KNOW BELOW IS THE URL FOR THEIR MYSPACE PAGE: MySpace URL: UPCOMING SHOWS: 10/05/2007 09:00 PM - Southport Food & Spirits 629 Southport Rd, Spartanburg, South Carolina 29306 - Free 10/24/2007 06:30 PM - The Sylvia Theater York , SC, York, South Carolina - $8.00/$10.00 Big Time entertainment showcase See a band member for advance tickets for $8.00
Why I Keep Practicing
A girl can't be all work and no play, now! ;) (And I sooooo need that outfit! haha)
Help Me Out Plz And Thank You
ok I don't know what I am going to do now but if you all could help me out by rating my pictures and commenting on them I will do the same back, but the problem is that there is a lot of stuff going on here in my house.. If you would like to buy me a blast or vic that will be great.. I do what I can trying to comment and rate other peopels stuff.. I do what I can.. Well I have to go and I will give you updates on my profile ok.. Got to go ok.. Virgo24
Textbook Definitions Of The Word F*ck
Just Think It Could Be Worse!
Hey Parents of teens going through this you'll understand when I start telling you all of my feelings on it! My daughter came out to me a few years ago that she was bi-sexual, now she is listing herself on MySpace....(LOL) that she is a lesbian, I have told her many times that I support her in all she does in her life including but not less then being "Gay", there are your stereotypic gays but hey if she is coming out about this difficult thing in her life be thankful that "It Could Be Worse" it could have been a street addiction such as Drugs or Alcohol, What ever your child does in his or her life if this is the "Worst" thing that happens to them, then be thankful that it's something you can accept as hard as it may be, it's not a choice they make after all but rather they are born this way and the sooner we all understand this the better this world will be as far as Gay Rights and those sort of things will be! Parents Support Your Teens No Ma
The Voluteer By Rigraywolf
More great team work by "RIGraywolf" and myself. You may rip it by clicking on the pic below Please stop by RIGraywolf site and thanks him for writing the poem RIGraywolf (CT Dad to V1RUS)@ CherryTAP
The Truth About Dick
THE TALK ABOUT GOOD DICK!!! TOLERABLE DICK- This is funny dick. He eats major pussy. He eats it so good, your knees feel a little weak. It was good enough to make you shed a tear. Then he puts his dick in, for you to realize that you cannot really feel it!! His stroke is irregular and non-rhythmic. You work with it by riding out on it as if you were in a Wild Wild West Movie. You hold your pelvic real tight and try to visualize the last big dick you had to get your mind off this less than filling dick. Its funny because in the man’s mind he’ll say, that we just have big pussy`s from having too much sex and that is why we cannot feel him. Only for them to forget that the pussy is a muscle that accommodates the size of the penis. If she has had children already it will only shrink so much. INTERNET DICK- Well, how would we define this type of dick? You see, online they talk a damn good game. You meet and you fuck. The catch is you had an orgasm online, over the phone and a fake or
The Truth About Pussy
Types of Pussy LAZY PUSSY - This is when there is no movement on the woman’s part >except trying to stop full thrust of the dick into the pussy. She says faster, faster but still is not putting any effort into the action at hand. THE WENDY"S WINDOW PUSSY - This is the girl you pick up around 12:30a.m when everyone is sleeping and she knows that you are coming so she is waiting by the door. You don’t have to beep the horn or call her from the car because she knows the deal. She usually is not the best looking girl. You are never seen with this girl in public places and you hate that >she mentions your name to her friends. There is no reason to ask how your day was because it is too late for conversation. It is all agreed upon before she evens gets into the car. Nine out of ten times, there is no talk of relationship, because that might spoil the mood. THE CONQUERED PUSSY - This is the girl who teased you for about two or three years and finally you get your chance and you ple
The Blueprints Of This Rockstar
Advanced Global Personality Test Results Extraversion |||||||||||||||| 66% Stability |||||||||||||||||| 76% Orderliness |||||| 26% Accommodation |||||||||||||||||||| 83% Interdependence |||| 16% Intellectual |||||||||||||||||||| 83% Mystical |||||||||||||||| 63% Artistic |||||||||||||||||||| 83% Religious |||||||||||||||||||| 83% Hedonism |||| 16% Materialism || 10% Narcissism |||||||||||||||||||| 83% Adventurousness |||||||||||||||||| 76% Work ethic |||||||||||||| 56% Self absorbed |||||||||||| 50%
Misbehaving Part 3
some time later i am not sure when hot wax drips on to my spin i suck in my breath as i arch my back up. "dont move" u command and continue to drip wax on my back . u undo my hands and tie them again so that i am on my knees leaning back. " arch ur chest out" and i obey biting my lower lips as the first drop lands on my harden nipple. u cover both of them then u start moving down my stomach to my clit that is swallon with the vibrator still strap in. u remove the chasity belt but leave the vibartor in place and drip the hot wax to be continue....
Count The F Word In Pulp Fiction
Have You Ever? Dedication
Have you ever felt that feeling? When the other person is there. The only person that you want to truly care. Have you ever felt lonely? even in a crowded room. Because the one you needed refused to let love bloom. Have you ever felt that spirit? everytime they touch your skin. wanting so much more, not just love but the soul within. I have felt that feeling, If he only knew how much I care I know I should move on but his love is all I want to share. Everytime I think I want to give in I think of the broken roads that god has dealt me with. Each and every byway and road led me to you Every broken heart and shattered dream brought me closer to you. Life is full of miracles and love full of mystery Only god knows where the heart should stay and when it should fly away. So keep the faith as you walk down that broken road. And know that love is one step closer with every passing highway. Dedicated to everyone who has loved and lost and still wanderin
Life In General
Beginning today I will no longer worry about yesterday. It is in the past and the past will never change Only I can change by choosing to do so. Beginning today I will no longer worry about tomorrow. Tomorrow will always be there, waiting for me to make the most of it. But I cannot make the most of tomorrow without first making the most of today. Beginning today I will look in the mirror and I will see a person worthy of my respect and admiration. This capable person looking back at me is someone I enjoy spending time with and someone I would like to get to know better. Beginning today I will cherish each moment of my life. I value this gift bestowed upon me in this world and I will unselfishly share this gift with others. I will use this gift to enhance the lives of others. Beginning today I will take a moment to step off the beaten path and to revel in the mysteries I encounter. I will face challenges with courage and determination. I will overcome what barriers there may
Your Help Is Needed!!!!!!!
Getting Older
Ok so I have always had boyish looks, but now I am 30 and I feel like it is all kinda going away. I am a bit of an exhibitionist and I miss having my six pack abs and rock hard calves. I miss my hair as it is starting to run away and I miss the way that women used to look at me. I guess I am just on this thing for a self esteem booster to let me know that I am a decent looking guy.....
Sexy Tattoo
SEXY TATTOO CONTEST Think you have a sexy ass tattoo, well lets find out. This contest will run for a full week and start as soon as I have 10 to 15 entries. I WILL HAVE NO DRAMA!!! if you start crap you are gone. This is a comment bomb contest and each rate counts as 10 comments. Your pic must be safe for work, I will send out a link to you 24 hours prior to the contest so you can start telling your friends and pimping yourself out. Second and third place will also recieve a prize of a big pimp gift and everyone who enters and gets at least 100 comments will recieve a trophy. Please send a cmail if you would like to enter Dark Enigma CT MAFIA OneHotMommas wife Perkys Mistress Jess lover Lady Di's SugarBritches@ CherryTAP
The Three Bears (real Life )
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A far more accurate account of the events that fateful morning.......... Baby Bear goes downstairs, sits in his small chair at the table, and looks into his small bowl. It is empty. "Who's been eating my porridge?" he squeaks. Daddy Bear arrives at the big table and sits in his big chair. He looks into his big bowl and it is also empty. "Who's been eating my porridge?" he roars. Mommy Bear puts her head through the serving hatch from the kitchen and yells, "For God's sake, how many time do we have to go through this with you idiots? It was Mommy Bear who got up first. It was Mommy Bear who woke everyone in the house. It was Mommy Bear who made the coffee. It was Mommy Bear who unloaded the dishwasher from last night and put everything away. It was Mommy Bear who went out in the cold morning air to fetch the newspaper and crois
Why Is It?
As told to me 'bovvered' is basically "what do I care?"... Basically the Brit version of "whatever"... of course by the tone of the songs I've put into this blog... I do care unfortunately... and I'm using it to vent anger/frustration/sadness...
Let Me Just Say
That the mini taco's from my works vending machine are the best fucking food EVER!!!! They're like gods gift to people who eat. . . I want more except I"m not hungry at all but still next time i get paid I am going to walmart and buying a case of those thing. . . I'm still reeling from the fantasmic experiance of eating. . . see I even had to make a word to describe just how good those little taco thingy's are. . . God the were soooo good
Let The Rambling Begin!
Ok for the last two days now I've been getting mail from "Cherry Tap Support" telling me that my pics have been marked NSFW. What the hell?? Most of the pics I've got on my page has been on there since the first day that I signed up on this site. It just pisses me off to no end that people are so stupid!!! Come on now, a unicorn with an angel is NSFW??? Makes ya wonder don't it. So to all my friends and family that read this, beware, some one is going around reporting pics NSFW, when they are totally fine.
Dont Let It Get This Far
Yea Buddy Rod Stewart
Slow but steady treading carefully upon the narrowing path Pushing forward as the thorns begin to draw blood It is a same how no one remembers what happened here The sweet smell of the black roses is intoxicating Finally through the maze of vines Gazing upon the great stones and alter Time to begin Candle set Insence set Book open Stars above From behind the alter steps a man cloaked in black His blackened wings fade between the folds He has come but for what He lights the candles and insence Cast the circle Awaken the guardians Climb forth the stairs through the gates of hell Taking back all once lost Returning to accept fate Knowing the task all too well
Let me be the first to tell you that this stuff has some strange effects on your memory sometimes. Several times I have spoken to or texted people after taking it and have no recollection of it at all, or a vague one at best. So, if you use Ambien, DO NOT take it until the moment you go to bed or these amnesia effects may occur to you. Somehow, one of my pillows ended up in the living room. Even if I had thrown it through the doorway, unless it pulled a mid-air turn, there is no way it could have landed where it did. There a couple of times recently where I went to leave for work and both the deadbolts on my door were unlocked. This happened two nights in a row. Coincidence? I don't know. It seems unlikely that I would forget to lock my door two evenings in a row. I just hope I didn't wake up in my sleep, go walk around outside or whatever and then come back into bed with no memory of it happening.
Women Run Right To Pain
Some of you may have actually taken the time to read my profile or maybe actually know the kind of man that I am. I am very open, very honest, and i speak my mind and speak from the heart for this is who I am. I have over the last few years gotten to know so many women, and even met a few, and i see the same pattern over and over again. We always seem to become wonderful friends, and some at some point they may have meant more to me. Some have hoped they could get it back from me at a later point, but that is hard to do, when my heart is not cared for truly over the players and attention from those just hoping for a good time, I realize the good time boys mean more than a true heart that cares, and this is not the kind of relationship or person I seek to last a lifetime. If you truly care for someone, you express it, you share it, and you let it grow. It's natural, an attachment and relationship is formed for what it is and for who you are, whatever the basis of that relationship. So w
Truth Be Told Album Update !!!!
We're being featured on Truth Be Told, which is due to be released on July 10 on Shaman Work Recordings. Copy n'paste here to get your free download @!!!;play Live events coming up, hope to see you all there. Flyers are below. Thursday June, 14 2007 Jeru the Damaja, Group Home, K Banger & More at Galapagos Art Space in Williamsburg, Brooklyn 70 N. 6th Street, Brooklyn, New York Cost : $10 Underground EXP presents: Golden - A monthly tribute to Hiphop's greatest. These events have been off the hook, so be there! Check out for more information. Saturday June, 16 2007 at 5th Annual Odyssey Awards Hosted By Ed Lover & Paul Moony @ BB Kings Blues Club & Grill NYC 237 W 42nd Street, New York, New York 10036 Cost : $25 Advanced Tix 5th Annual Odyssey Awards - Hosted by Ed Lover & Paul Mooney. Performances and appearances by Public Enemy, K Banger & Balance Project, Style
Lilly And Melissa
need to get a freaking life. i guess u can call them the drama queens of ct..they both can have fred for all i care.. oh by the way.. melissa tell fred i gave his address to a few of the women he was supposed to be in love with. and they all know he is in jail and why he was in prison for 3 years have fun
Lilly And Melissa
need to get a freaking life. i guess u can call them the drama queens of ct..they both can have fred for all i care.. oh by the way.. melissa tell fred i gave his address to a few of the women he was supposed to be in love with. and they all know he is in jail and why he was in prison for 3 years have fun
Stupid People!
Bad blood between two of my co-workers is bleeding over into the workplace. I'm annoyed. Tired, too.
Lilly And Melissa
need to get a freaking life. i guess u can call them the drama queens of ct..they both can have fred for all i care.. oh by the way.. melissa tell fred i gave his address to a few of the women he was supposed to be in love with. and they all know he is in jail and why he was in prison for 3 years have fun
Yea Im In A Romance Mood Tonight
I Give Up
Its no good I've been sitting here all resolved not to buy food and just eat when I got home but I just looked at the clock thinking it had been at least an hour since I last thought about food. . . .Its been fifteen minutes. . . . I am hungry and I am going to buy food. . . and thats all there is too it
Lyrical Ramblings
Lyrical Ramblings Alright, so another day goes by where I give up trying to put my own thoughts down on paper (or screen). This is a song I heard for the first time yesterday and I'm hooked on it! Jann Arden - Thing For You I feel like you know me I know well I know I know you do I've got this thing going on, inside my head I've got this thing for you I like your face, I like your body, I like your feet, I like your nose, I like your chest beneath the covers I like your heart, I like your soul I like your life inside me pounding, like a heart inside a dream Inside a dreamer that's been dreaming of a perfect symphony. I like the way you walk beside me, like a paper in the wind The way you swing your arms so gladly Where you end and I begin, I like everything About you, baby I do. I feel like you know me well I've tried to let you see me for yourself I feel like I'm, I'm out of my head I've got this thing for you I like your face, I like your body, I like yo
The New Kroger Supermarkets
The new Kroger supermarkets have an automatic water mister to keep theproduce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distantthunder and the smell of fresh rain.When you approach the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and witness thescent of fresh hay.When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle and theair isfilled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying.
I'm Leaving On A...boeing 747
Off I go to the US of A once again. I'ma hate it. Bleh. Can't wait til August 16th when I come back home.
Love SurveyLet's jump right in...Have you ever *really* been in love?:i can say i have yes If yes, how many times?:1 truly all the others were time fillers haha Are you in love now?: its nto love yet,but i do like someone*Splash* whoops, deeper than i thought...Do you think you ever stop loving someone once you start?:it depends what happened to make u break up but i do think love is an everlasting feeling What does love feel like?:omg i can admit i love the feeling haha it makes u feel so alive! Is it different with different people?:no love is love. What is you favorite memory about someone you've loved?:long conversations and having so much in common Swimming upwards...What song do you associate with love (happy)?:new slang-the shins What song do you associate with love (sad)?:its been awhile-staind Has anyone ever done anything really romantic for you?:oh yes,i can say that has happened to me What is your dream person like?:not perfect,can make me laugh,loves his family,loves me fo
New Job Interview
Spent all day applying places (mostly online), and i have a job interview on friday at best a lot better place to work then that stupid smoothy place anyways..soo all is ok now im not depressed any more..
Surgery Delayed For Up To 8 Weeks, Yay!
So I saw my surgeon and he wants me to try physical therapy and pain management(narcotics & steroid injections) for at least 8 weeks before doing surgery again. Yay! Yet if Percocets don't cover pain and I can barely move, I am going to get a second opinion or go to the Emergency Room in hopes of them doing it like last time. I would like to heal without surgery but I went a year with that promise last time and it was depressing agony. I am afraid of it being the case again. I also don't want to end up in the ER every few days for stronger narcotics and be labeled an addict again. *sighs* Please Lord let this therapy and management work this time around! Or just let me have surgery done and get it over with. Love you all. ~Sandra
Home For The Homeless
°°°°Visit our new home and enjoy the classics °°°°
Candylicious Takes It Off copy and paste and join my group ill c u there. come join me boys and girls lets have some fun and watch me take it off in class. My site is coming soon. So pull up a chair and enjoy the show.
I have a cherry Tap account Guys so it on here somewhere most are under Ardela i think. I have yahoo 360 it is under Ardela or busty_blonde8 so I wont be on this account Im somewhere out there Thanks for the stop in but i don"t need anymore accounts.To many to handle right now.You will half to look for me on the others.
Blocked Users Can No Longer View Ur Profile
As most of you know from the pictures, my wife and I purchased a new home here in Sarasota. The closing date is set for June 28. I contacted the moving company, and they should have our furnishings delivered by July 3. So, I purchased tickets for my wife and kids to make their final move to here. They are scheduled to fly on July 1 (18 more days)... It's been more than a month since I've seen my daughters, but my wife and son made a trip down here over Memorial Day weekend, so at least I got to see some of my family. Anyway, the countdown has begun, and I am ready to get out of this apartment living and back into a house with my family.
What Kind Of Candy Am I?
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Kaleb...our Hearts Are With You
Most know by now of the baby Kaleb situation. The child with the shaken baby syndrome. I am posting this in tribute to him and for our prayers for this baby's recovery! Please if you are holding this little angel's fight for life in your here... lets hope this baby beats all odds!!!
Kill Me....
What if I wanted to break Laugh it all off in your face What would you do? What if I fell to the floor Couldn't tear this anymore What would you do, do, do? Come, break me down Bury me, bury me I am finished with you What if I wanted to fight Beg for the rest of my life. What would you do? You say you wanted more What are you waiting for I'm not running from you Come, break me down Bury me, bury me I am finished with you Look in my eyes You're killing me, killing me All I wanted was you I tried to be someone else But nothing seemed to change I know now: this is who I really am inside Finally found myself Fighting for a chance I know now, THIS IS WHO I REALLY AM Come, break me down Bury me, bury me I am finished with you, you, you Look in my eyes You're killing me, killing me All I wanted was you Come, break me down Break me down Break me down What if I wanted to break...? (You say you wanted more, what are you waiting for? I'm not ru
For My Daughter
Life is not fair. Life can be cruel. You choose your own path in life and you have to deal with the consequences whether you like them or not. no use crying about it. You have made your bed and now you have to lay in it. Dont put words in my mouth. Dont think you know what I am thinking because you will be wrong all the time. Think of me what you will. I know me and you dont. I have had experiences in life that you will never know. I have suffered enough and I dont need anymore. I have been through more than you will ever know. I know what it takes to make it through life. Its more than just thinking about yourself all the time. Take time to think of others, not what they can do for you but what you can do for them. The more you give in life, the more you get back.
Update On Lil Johnny
WOW. just posted my first MUMM....kinda like the first hit of crystalmeth I ever took.....(don't do that nynmore) both high and low lol.....still gonna do the MUMM thingy tho......g
What Kind Of Eyes Do I Have.
You scored as Happy Eyes, When people look at your eyes they cant heop but to smile becasue they see somebody who is happy!!! You usually wont wear any eye shadow, but now that your out of that depression, you want to show off your eyes!!!!Happy Eyes83% Caring Eyes83% Loving Eyes67% Sparkle Eyes50% Lonely Eyes33% Window Eyes33% Eyes Filled With Pain And Hate17% Hidden Eyes17% Hurt Eyes0% What Do Your Eyes Say To People (Pics)created with
Judgmental Tolerance
Judgmental Tolerance Armchair Philosopher I can learn to compromise Anything but my desires I can learn to get along With all the things I can’t explain “Judgmental” and “Tolerant” are not antonyms. Some people think that “tolerant” means “nonjudgmental”. These folks aren’t thinking things through. Tolerance does not evade moral judgments; on the contrary, tolerance entails moral judgments. If you think that tolerance is a virtue, you think that tolerance is better than intolerance. If you think that tolerance is the highest virtue, then you think that tolerance is better than the other virtues. If you criticize someone for being intolerant, then you think that their behavior is worse than a tolerant person’s behavior. Those are all moral judgments! Even saying that two things are morally equal is a moral judgment, because that statement still assigns relative moral weight. This is not at all a critique of tolerance. Tolerance is great! But misunderstand
its pretty fucked up when a friend ims you and you bite there head off for no reason especially when that friend never did anythng wrong.
vampire by ~Nefertiti1 on deviantART
I want to keep my money And give away absolutely nothing To the government who moderates my spending and obliterates depending on what time of the year brutality is near in the form of income tax I'd rather take a fucking axe to my face, blow up this place with you all in it, I'd do it in a minute if I could write off your murder I'd save all of my receipts because I'd rather you be dead than lose a tiny shred of what I made this fiscal year I'd rather you be dead than to grow departed with my second home I'd rather you be dead than consider losing all my evil restaurants
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This Is Not My Best But It Should Be A Good Tease
i sit hear stairing at the blank walls that seem to close in around me everyday. the only thing that seems to ease the pain and make life just alittle more bareable is my addiction to something i know i shouldnt crave yet i cant help my self,its just to irrisistable.just like before i find my self grabbing for it even when im unawre of my actions.god will it ever stop this pain i feel so deep in side when will her memory cease to haunt my mind.but wait i now understand that is youthat i crave the most
Making my own lounge for fun. LOL I have alot of work to do getting everything running. I am looking for dedicated people to "work" for the lounge. As of today, the following positions are open... DJ's....all shifts Servers Greeters Bartenders Strippers Bouncers Personal Assistant(s) Managers and so on.... please let me know if you are interested in any of the following. And please, don't forget to subscribe to my lounge. Thanks so much for your support!
Making my own lounge for fun. LOL I have alot of work to do getting everything running. I am looking for dedicated people to "work" for the lounge. As of today, the following positions are open... DJ's....all shifts Servers Greeters Bartenders Strippers Bouncers Personal Assistant(s) Managers and so on.... please let me know if you are interested in any of the following. And please, don't forget to subscribe to my lounge. Thanks so much for your support!
To The Fans...
You people out there give us something more than just record sales You give us something to hate And we hate you, you brainless mutants Hate You hunched and blinded mutants living in chat rooms You masturbate on the sheets your mothers clean for you You have lined my pockets overflowed with gold You're living with your parents and you're 35 years old You're a bunch of banks that I'd like to rob You're my online cash transaction you're my future stocks Transfer you like money to a Swiss account Spend you on an impulse and zero you all out Hate I would like to get some sleep but you keep buying all our things My overhead is way too deep for us to not make all these things It's way too cynical, you see? Hating what's supporting me I am not you, I thank the gods and if I were, I'd die like dogs DIE!
Island Fever, Part 2©
If you ever go to the tropics, go full out. Don't settle for a small,dark little room in an ho hum hotel. Go for the exotic. Find one with private villas. where you have personal staff to cater to your every need and want. Imagine waking up to warm ocean breezes, the warmth of the sun caressing you awake and the smell of fresh fruit. Mangos, the sweetness of pineapple, the smooth texture of the bananas, all to satisfy your hunger. The smell of the clean air billowing through the sun drapes surrounding each window. No distractions like a TV or the noise of the city. Just the steady tempo of the waves kissing the white sands, the wind playing through the palm trees, and the pitched melody of birds singing to start the day. I couldn't wait for our first morning waking up together here. After the day we had, I looked forward to relaxing tonight and sinking into an exhausted slumber. But do things ever turn out as planned? Once we had docked and turned in the boat, we made our way t
Enough Is Enough
Yanno for the last two months there has been so much drama in my life that it has gotten to the point that I just cant take it no more.... He said She said crap and feelings getting hurt. Do I regret what I have said? Nah I dont because I had every right to stand up for myself and do what needed to be done. I have found out just who my true friends and family are. I have put my heart soul and guts into something that in the end wasnt worth it. All it brought was pain and stress that I really dont need. So now time to move on and find new friends and family. I only hope that I can find true friends that wont stab me in the back every chance they get but that is what happens when you open your heart to someone and trust them. Oh well.
Child Abuse
I just watched a myspace video about a baby boy named Kaleb. It was so sad. He had been shaken by his babysitter and now lays in the PICU of the hospital in Florida. Why do people do that? I just can't understand why people would abuse their children little own a baby. I feel very badly for the parents, and hope and pray that little Kaleb makes it through this. As a mother of 2 boys, I can only imagine what they are going through. Not to mention that if it were me I would make the person who did it pay with their life. Not that I condone murder in any way, but that would be my reaction. I am very angry about this. No matter what, a defenseless baby does not deserve this. Again my thoughts and prayers are with Kaleb and his family. Get well soon and be strong.
For Me From My Princess Snippy
Today, she sent Me this this email while I was at the office... that surely put a smile on My face, she is so sweet! During the day and during the night, when i'm unable to have You by my side... You are the star that guides me through time. Every move and decision i make is done with You in mind. Though there are good times and bad times, my objective will always be to maintain Your happiness. To do and give You everything i can. From the day i set my eyes on You i have become a better person. i love You so much!
Add My Other Ct Account add that ct account please. i am deleting this one very soon. i dont need more then one account on here.
Its not the twinkle in your eye, your beautiful face, or jawdroppin bod. Its who you are that makes me love you, want you, for my own. I close my eyes and think what was said or not said, did or not done. I hope I didn't loose my chance to be the one.
I Found This Very Interesting.
I'm sure 2007 will be better than LIFE IN THE 1500'S The next time you are washing your hands and complain because the water temperature isn't just now you like it, think about how things used to be. Here are some facts about the1500s: These are interesting... Most people got married in June because they took their yearly bath in May, and still smelled pretty good by June. However, they were starting to smell, so brides carried a bouquet of flowers to hide the body odour. Hence the custom today, of carrying a bouquet when getting married. Baths consisted of a big tub filled with hot water. The man of the house had the privilege of the nice clean water, then all the other sons and men, then the women and finally the children. Last of all the babies. By then the water was so dirty you could actually lose someone in it. Hence the saying, Don't throw the baby out with the Bath water.. Houses had thatched roofs-thick straw-piled high, with no wood underneath. It was the only p
Pumkin Gooey Butter Cake
This is to die for ....made a huge hit!! Pumpkin Gooey Butter Cakes Recipe courtesy Paula Deen Show: Paula's Home Cooking Episode: Southern Thanksgiving Cake: 1 (18 1/4-ounce) package yellow cake mix 1 egg 8 tablespoons butter, melted Filling: 1 (8-ounce) package cream cheese, softened 1 (15-ounce) can pumpkin 3 eggs 1 teaspoon vanilla 8 tablespoons butter, melted 1 (16-ounce) box powdered sugar 1 teaspoon cinnamon 1 teaspoon nutmeg Preheat oven to 350 degrees F. Combine the cake mix, egg, and butter and mix well with an electric mixer. Pat the mixture into the bottom of a lightly greased 13 by 9-inch baking pan. To make the filling: In a large bowl, beat the cream cheese and pumpkin until smooth. Add the eggs, vanilla, and butter, and beat together. Next, add the powdered sugar, cinnamon, nutmeg, and mix well. Spread pumpkin mixture over cake batter and bake for 40 to 50 minutes. Make sure not to overbake as the center
A SOLIDERS FINAL GOODBYE! A solider stands in solute as they bring the casket by not a tear falls from his eyes as 21 shots are fired he doesnt move an inch as they fold a flag and hands it to his dad as tears fall all around he stands in silence strong and proud for his brother who gave his life for the country he loves as everyone leaves he stands there in silence and when everyone is gone he gives one final solute and says goodbye to a brother a solider a friend.
The Man Who Knows His Math
He writes: I was riding to work yesterday when I observed a female driver, who cut right in front of a pickup truck, causing the driver to drive onto the shoulder to avoid hitting her. This evidently angered the driver enough that he hung his arm out is window and gave the woman the finger. " Man, that guy is stupid," I thought to myself. I ALWAYS smile nicely and wave in a sheepish manner whenever a female does anything to me in traffic, and here's why: I drive 48 miles each way every day to work. That's 96 miles each day. Of these, 16 miles each way is bumper-to-bumper. Most of the bumper-to-bumper is on an 8 lane highway. There are 7 cars every 40 feet for 32 miles. That works out to 982 cars every mile, or 31,424 cars. Even though the rest of the 32 miles is not bumper-to-bumper, I figure I pass at least another 4000 cars. That brings the number to something like 36,000 cars that I pass every day. Statistically, females drive half of these.
Ahhh Full Of Racism
this mumm: entitled ENGLISH i got deemed unamerican by user panda Panda@ CherryTAP because i was speaking spanish... this user also marked a mumm nsfw because it was written in spanish this is in the later mumm ENGLISH this user has been saying derogatory terms about anyone who speaks english even if he meant it towards those that live in the US but i ask you where does it state in the constitution or in any of the laws that English is our national language... on top of that as i said this is a global website not every person speaks english and i would not be offended or troubled if i had to go to a translator website to understand what they had said because this is a global community. even though he has the right to his opinion i feel that ignorance of this level should be gone and taken off of the website and if i get kicked off for this i hope that you have fun. Porque sino entonces te mando por el carajo cabron gusano hij
Lipstick In School -- Priceless!!
According to a news report, a certain private school in Washington was recently faced with a unique problem. A number of 12-year-old girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom. That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick they would press their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints. Every night the maintenance man would remove them and the next day the girls would put them back. Finally the principal decided that something had to be done. She called all the girls to the bathroom and met them there with the maintenance man. She explained that all these lip prints were causing a major problem for the custodian who had to clean the mirrors every night. To demonstrate how difficult it had been to clean the mirrors, she asked the maintenance man to show the girls how much effort was required. He took out a long-handled squeegee, dipped it in the toilet, and cleaned the mirror with it. Since then, there have been no lip prints on the mi
Day One
Setting sail across the sea, just Wimpy, Swee'pee, Olive, and me. Setting course for Australia, a long row ahead, the spinach is packed Our boat is a sturdy Old Town canoe, made by indians in the woods of Maine. We paddle as hard, as hard as we can, till the wind and the waves make it too hard to go. We sell the old trusty, 18' cargo canoe, and buy us a sloop, like the old John B. A well traveled ship, our new sloop named Betty, I wanted to name it Olive, but feared confusion with the oil producing tree. We sailed all night, in our mighty new sloop, Betty her name, after old Betty Boop. Her hold filled with spinach for me, milk for swee'pee, and hamburgers for Wimpy. For olive a salad, she's watching her weight. End of Day One.
Test For Dementia
Below are four ( 4 ) questions and a bonus question. You have to answer them instantly. You can't take your time, answer all of them OK? Let's find out just how clever you really are.... Ready? GO!!! (scroll down) First Question: You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in? ? Answer: If you answered that you are first, then you are absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person and you take his place, you are second! Try not to screw up next time. Now answer the second question,but don't take as much time as you took for the first question, OK ? Second Question: If you overtake the last person, then you are ...? ? Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST Person? You're not very good at this, are you? Third Question: Very tricky arithmetic! Note: This must be done in your head only. Do NOT use pap
Fast Cherry Chocolate Ice Cream-filled Cupcakes
Fast Cherry Chocolate Ice Cream-Filled Cupcakes This recipe could be called "Instant Party." iVillage food expert Rori Trovato made these festive cupcakes for her niece's eighth birthday bash and won the best-aunt award! Credit: Rori Trovato Servings: 12 cupcakes Ingredients: * 12 chocolate cupcakes * 2 pints cherry chocolate ice cream (or your favorite flavor) * 1 pint chocolate frosting Directions: Using a tablespoon or a large melon baller, scoop out about a golf-ball-size portion of cake from the top of each cupcake. Soften the ice cream slightly and spoon a scoop into each cupcake cavity. Place the frosting in a piping bag with a star tip and pipe the frosting over the tops of the cupcakes. Freeze for 1 hour. Can be made up to 4 hours in advance.
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Baccon Ranch Dip
Bacon Ranch Dip Madeover Recipe Rating: Prep Time: 10 min Total Time: 3 hr 10 min Makes: 3 cups or 24 servings, 2 Tbsp. each Nutrition Information Kraft Kitchens Tips Ratings and comments You may also enjoy 2 cups KRAFT Light Ranch Reduced Fat Dressing 1 cup BREAKSTONE'S Reduced Fat or KNUDSEN Light Sour Cream 1/2 cup KRAFT Reduced Fat Parmesan Style Grated Topping 1/4 cup sliced green onions 1 pkg. (2.8 oz.) OSCAR MAYER Real Bacon Recipe Pieces MIX all ingredients in medium bowl; cover. REFRIGERATE several hours or until chilled. SERVE with assorted cut-up vegetable dippers or chips. KRAFT KITCHENS TIPS Makeover Savings We've taken a family favorite dip and made it over. We used KRAFT Light Ranch Reduced Fat Dressing, BREAKSTONE'S Reduced Fat or KNUDSEN Light Sour Cream, and KRAFT Reduced Fat Parmesan Style Grated Topping in place of regular products. You'll save 40 calories and 6 grams of fat per
You Better Believe It !!!!
The Idiot Report Number One Idiot of 2006 I am a medical student currently doing a rotation in toxicology at the poison control center. Today, this woman called in very upset because she caught her little daughter eating ants. I quickly reassured her that the ants are not harmful and there would be no need to bring her daughter into the hospital. She calmed down and at the end of the conversation happened to mention that she gave her daughter some ant poison to eat in order to kill the ants. I told her that she better bring her daughter into the emergency room right away. Here's your sign, lady. Wear it with pride. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Number Two Idiot of 2006 Early this year, some Boeing employees on the airfield decided to steal a life raft from one of the 747s. They were successful in getting it out of the plane and home. Shortly after they took it for a float on the river, they noticed a Coast Guard helicopter coming
Hi To A New Life
i'll be leaving this hell hole of a town tomorrow, and no i can't wait. the main reason i'm leaving is to be with this one lady that i feel head or heels for. yes, nobody would be able to get a hold of me till i get to the city i'm moving to, well maybe a couple days afterwards lol. i do have to unpack and all. but i'm taking the bus for 2 1/2 days to get there. i'm not saying where about b/c i haven't asked her if i could. i might be on early in the morn tomorrow or i may not. see-yea when i get back on and don't have to much fun, or at least don't get caught doing it lol
The Miracle Of Toilet Paper
Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion. "If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds." Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts. "How long will this take?" I asked. "They will grow larger over a period of years," my husband replies. I stopped. "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?" Without missing a beat he says "Worked for your butt, didn't it?" He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk again, although he will probably continue to take his meals through a straw. Stupid, stupid man.
Hi everyone sorry i havent wrote lately i've been busy, i'm taking off here in a few to play in a dart tourny, it's every Wednesday at 7:00 hope to be back later
Think Before You Speak
Have you ever spoken and wished that you could immediately take the words back... or that you could crawl into a hole? Here are the Testimonials of a few people who did.... FIRST TESTIMONY: I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow and asked loudly, "How much do you charge for a shampoo and a blow job?" I turned around and walked back out and never went back, my husband didn't say a word...he knew better. SECOND TESTIMONY: I was at the golf store comparing different kinds of golf balls. I was unhappy with the women's type I had been using. After browsing for several minutes, I was approached by one of the good-looking gentlemen who works at the store. He asked if he could help me. Without thinking, I looked at him and said, "I think I like playing with mens balls" THIRD TESTIMONY: My sister and I were at the mall and passed by a store that sold a variety of candy and nuts. As we were looking at the display case, the boy behind the counter as
Supposed relaxing summer break? I think not. I hate it when my sister is away with friends and such since I'm the only one left to help with mom since on weekdays dads at work. I haven't had much chance to relax, I've been running from place to place helping mom with things. Somebody just put me out of my misery lol.
Baked Asparagus Toast With Zesty Cheese Sauce
Baked Asparagus Toast with Zesty Cheese Sauce This amazing high-piled open-face sandwich really has it all -- except meat. Credit: Vegetarian Sandwiches: Fresh Fillings for Slices, Pockets, Wraps and Rolls by Paulette Mitchell Servings: 4 Ingredients: * 2 tablespoons butter * 2 tablespoons flour * 1 cup milk * 1 cup (4 ounces) finely shredded cheddar cheese * 1/2 teaspoon dry mustard * Salt to taste * 1/8 teaspoon cayenne, or to taste * 4 slices whole-wheat bread or 2 whole-wheat English muffins, halved * Mustard for spreading * 12 asparagus spears (16 or 20 if the asparagus is very thin) * 1 tablespoon butter * 1 tablespoon olive oil * 3 cups (15 ounces) sliced cremini mushrooms * 4 (1/2-inch-thick) tomato slices * Dash sweet paprika, preferably Hungarian Directions: To begin: Preheat the oven to 350 degrees F. Lightly coat an 8-by-10-inch baking pan with cooking spray. To make the sauce:
Today's Quote!
I Thought Of You Again
Today I thought about you For really quite a while, About how you make me feel And how you make me smile. And I began to realize You're the stars within my sky, And I thought about how life Can sometimes go awry. How light can turn to shadows And heat can turn to cold, How fast the young can grow And find themselves now old. And I thought about your smile How it seems to light my way, And how I'd like to touch you At the close of every day. How I'd like to brush my fingers Through your little curly hair, And how you make my life Just a little easier to bear. And I thought about the tears That I'd never cry again, For your love for me Shelters me from pain. And while I sat here staring Beyond my tiny window pane, A smile came to my heart And I thought of you again ....
Kids Are Quick - True Stories
TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America. MARIA: Here it is. TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? CLASS: Maria. TEACHER: Why are you late Frank?FRANK: Because of the sign. TEACHER: What sign? FRANK: The one that says, "School ahead. Go slow." TEACHER: John, why are you doing your multiplication on the floor? JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables. TEACHER: Greg, how would you spell "crocodile?" GREG: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L TEACHER: No Greg, that's incorrect. GREG: Maybe it's incorrect, but you asked me how "I" spelled it. TEACHER: Ryan, what is the chemical formula for water? RYAN: H I J K L M N O TEACHER: Ryan, what are you talking about?RYAN: Well, yesterday you said it was H to O. TEACHER: Hunter, name one important thing that we have today that we didn't have 10 years ago. HUNTER: Me ! TEACHER: Adam, why do you always get so dirty? ADAM: Well, I guess it's because I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. TEACH
Block List Work!!!!
YES!!!! All the BLOCK list work now!!!! I am so happy that BABYJ did this! So no more STALKERS!!!!! YIPPEEEEE
Sts-117 Atlantis Flight Day 5
STS-117 Atlantis Flight Day 5 6.12.07 11:30 p.m. The International Space Station spread its new set of wings Tuesday, and the STS-117 crew members prepared for the mission’s next spacewalk. The solar arrays on the newly installed Starboard 3 and 4 (S3/S4) truss segment deployed to their full length with the assistance of the STS-117 crew. The S3/S4 was attached to the station Monday before the start of STS-117’s first spacewalk, during which astronauts began activating the truss. The arrays will increase the station’s ability to generate power when they go online. Tuesday’s deployment activities occurred in steps, beginning about 11:43 a.m. EDT. The forward-facing array on the S3/S4 was first deployed to its length of 115 feet. The procedure was repeated for the rear-facing array which was fully deployed about 1:58 p.m. Then, the STS-117 astronauts enjoyed a few hours of off duty time before beginning preparations for the mission’s second spacew
Oh Dear .......wife's Home Early !!
The wife comes Home early & finds her husband in their master bedroom making love to a beautiful, sexy young lady! "You unfaithful,disrespectful pig! What are you doing? How dare you do this to me the faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm leaving this house, Iwant a divorce!"The husband replies "Wait, Wait a minute! Before you leave, at least listen to what happened""Hummmmm, I don't know, well it'll be the last thing I will hear from you. But make it fast, you unfaithful pig you"The husband begins to tell his story . . . "While driving home this young lady asks for a ride. I saw her so defenceless that I went ahead and allowed her in my car. I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed! And very dirty. She mentioned that she had not eaten for 3days. With great compassion and hurt, I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas that I made for you last night that you wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll gain weight; the poor thing, practically devours them. Since
Thought For The Day
There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2030, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.
Holy Gusts
An elderly couple was attending a church service, about halfway through she leans over and says, ' I just did a silent fart, what do you think I should do?' He replies ' Put a new battery in your hearing aid.'
Another Downrater.
This guy rated me a 6!! How rude! trevzac5@ CherryTAP
Claude And Maude...
They met at the singles club meeting and discovered over time that they Enjoyed each others company. After several weeks of meeting for coffee, Claude asked Maude out for dinner and, much to his delight, she accepted. They had a lovely evening. They dined at the most romantic restaurant in town. Despite his age, they ended at his place for an after-dinner drink. Things continued along a natural course and age being no inhibitor, Maude soon joined Claude for a most enjoyable roll in the hay. As they were basking in the glow of the magic moments they'd shared, each was lost for a time in their own thoughts..... Claude was thinking: 'If I'd known she was a virgin, I'd have been gentler.' Maude was thinking: 'If I'd known he could still do it, I'd have taken off my tights. '
Thanks For Your Time
A young man learns what's most important in life from the guy next door. It had been some time since Jack had seen the old man. College, girls, career, and life itself got in the way. In fact, Jack moved clear across the country in pursuit of his dreams. There, in the rush of his busy life,Jack had little time to think about the past and often no time to spend with his wife and son. He was working on his future, and nothing could stop him. Over the phone, his mother told him, "Mr. Belser died last night. The funeral is Wednesday." Memories flashed through his mind like an old newsreel as he sat quietly remembering his childhood days. "Jack, did you hear me?" "Oh, sorry, Mom. Yes, I heard you. It's been so long since I thought of him. I'm sorry, but I honestly thought he died years ago," Jack said. "Well, he didn't forget you. Every time I saw him he'd ask how you were doing. He'd reminisce about the many days you spent over 'his side of the fence' as he put i
So...nine months out of the year...I really kinda hate my job...not every day, but close enough...the three months of summer that we have, however, kinda make up for it. I have like no students to deal with....I don't have to be concerned about drinking at the bar during lunch at all...I don't have a ton of work to's just like good times. Whoo Hoo!!! I spend my days just kinda hanging out for the most part. I mean, I have work to's just very, very makes me YaY. Friday during the day I have a retreat kinda thing for work...Friday night...I'm going to see Roger Waters. Woot Woot!!! I am extremely excited!! After the retreat, I'm dying parts of my hair blue. Whoo Hoo! Very excited. Yes, I am. I just got off the phone with my dad...and I get to see him...and my mom very soon...I am quite happy about that. I had to warn my dad about the blue hair...hahaha...he's less than thrilled, but happy to have the warning. I get to NY on the 21st
One Thing I Can Not Stand Is
So i ate these cheese and peanut butter cracker things and now my stomach is making wierd twisty designs. I don't actually feel ill just like my stomach is doing so really complicated acrobatics for its own personal amusement. . ..Its an odd sort of sensation and one with which I am not familiar. Also on a more tragic note. . .I smoked my last cigarrette about an hour ago and I'm really starting to want one. The worst part is I have no money for another pack. . . Grrr i should really stop bumming out cigarrettes to everyone and their uncle
My Big Mouth.
You know, I am a very sensitive, honest, and caring person overall. Sometimes though due to my own insecurities and past hurts, I say things without thinking. I guess sometimes I just do, before I think. Occasionally I watch my freinds get into situations that trouble them, and you know me, I just start dishing out the advice. It all comes straight from my heart, but sometimems it comes out all wrong. I have a tendency in my life to jump to conclusions, and always expect the worst, so sometimes when my freinds are in similar situations, my first response is "NO DON'T THINK THAT WAY". It isn't that I don't think that their feelings are valid, or that the reasons behind them are wrong. It's just that my fear in the past has made me make choices that I later regretted. I would never want someone to think that I believed I knew something better than them, I would never want them to feel like I didn't understand. I just am afraid sometimes that in the heat of the moment,
Just Info.
This is for the ppl i talk to most and try to catch on line , my friends it will be a while till iam back on line i will check the mail bu that wll be about it as i will be using a public computer system when all is well again i will let you know, i will miss talking to you ( and the ones this is ment for you will know) and i look forward to being back on line asap. Tony " pure evil 1 " Buried at
Watch Out Peeps
If you love something set it free. If it comes back, it will always be yours. If it dosen't come back then it was never yours to begin with. But..................... If it just sits in your living room,messes up your stuff, eats your food, uses your telephone, takes your money, and dosen't appear to realise that you had set it free, Then............................... you either married it or gave birth to it.
Oh Happy Day's
Jock cyclist arrives in a small town on the outskirts of Glasgow with just one hotel in site, he books in for the night and asks the hotel manager: "are there any tarts in the area I´m dying for a shag?""No" said the hotel manager "all we´ve got is Rolf!"the Jock looked taken aback and said "nah, your alright i think I´ll leave it then!"That evening he was lying in his bed but was getting more and more desperate for a shag. Eventually he couldn't control himself anymore and went down to see the hotel manager."You know what, i think you could give Rolf a ring after all tell him he can come over. How much does he cost actually?" asked Jock.The hotel manager answered " hmm, it cost € 80.00!"Jock replied "okay and how does it work, I give Rolf the € 80.00 and then I can have a shag?"The hotel manager: "no, not quite, the mayor gets € 40.00, he´s not too happy about it so that keeps him sweet"."hmm" said Jock, "then Rolf gets €40.00, fine with me "The hotel manager: "no, not quite. I get €
My Tarot Card
You are Death Change, Transformation, Alteration. People fear this card, but if you want to change your life, this is one of the best indicators for it. Whatever happens, life will be different. Yes, the Death card can signal a death in the right circumstances (a question about a very sick or old relative, for example), but unlike its dramatic presentation in the movies, the Death card is far more likely to signal transformation, passage, change. Scorpio, the sign of this card, has three forms: scorpion, serpent, eagle. The Death card indicates this transition from lower to higher to highest. This is a card of humility, and it may mean you have been brought low, but only so that you can then go higher than ever before. Death "humbles" all, but it also "exults." Always keep in mind that on this card of darkness there is featured a sunrise as well. You could be ready for a change. What Tarot Card are You?Take the Test to Find Out.
Going In For Pre Op on Thursday (Tomorrow) And Surgery is Friday (Day after) Ill be missin in Action for a bit take care all and wish you all well hugs and kisses Wendy
To Not Forget
I started off with the idea for today's blog entry courtesy of Fairy Dragon Keeper, one of my Yahoo! 360 Friends. In her blast yesterday, she encouraged her readers to not forget the best magic dragon of all: Puff. Originally the title character of a 1963 Peter, Paul, and Mary song (that is, it was recorded in 1963 but sung live two years before and originally derived from a 1959 poem), many of us may remember Puff when he made the leap to cartoons and we got a physical appearance for him. Pale green but not scaly, wearing a vest and having blue eyebrows and hair as well as voiced by Burgess Meredith, he was the main character of the occasional TV special -- no Saturday morning stuff -- on CBS in the late seventies where, as an imaginary character within the context of the show, he would help a child overcome the fears all children and then disappear back into "the autumn mists of a land called Honalei" (I looked up the spelling). For today's kids, picture a low-energy Foster's Hom
I Knew A Blonde That Was So Stupid That.......
* she called me to get my phone number. * she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate." * she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind. *she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order. *she sent me a fax with a stamp on it. *she tried to drown a fish. *she thought a quarterback was a refund. *she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death. *she tripped over a cordless phone. *she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept. *she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store. *she studied for a blood test. *she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats. *when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved. *when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead. *when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left" she turned around and went home
Welcome, New Members Must Read.
Welcome to Freelance Bomber's. As you will already know, we are a group with a difference. We are here to help everyone, they send a request for help, with a link to the contest and we then comment bomb as much as possible. Please check here daily to see who needs help. We ask only a few things from you. *Please make sure you add us as a friend, it is up to you if you want to add us to your family. *Please do NOT be members of other bomber groups. *Please inform us of what level you can be *committed. *If you require help in a contest, then please make sure you do your fair share of helping. (its not fair to take take take, when we have members who give a majority of time) *If there are any problems within the group, please get them sorted STRAIGHT away. We do NOT tolerate drama. *Please let us know of holiday time, just so we dont think you are being lazy. In regards to the problems within the group, please
Just want to say to everyone that i am sorry for not getting on your pages , i am staying at a friends house for a but , i am looking for my own place so till then i am stuck with dial up . i should have dsl real soon . i have tried to get on some pages but with the internet i have it will not let pages load to send out some love,,,lol i will be on more as soon as i can Hope you are all doing great Love ya
Joe is sitting on a train across from a busty blonde wearing a tiny mini skirt. Despite his efforts, he is unable to stop staring at the top of her thighs. To his delight, he realises she has gone without underwear. The blonde realises he is staring and inquires, "Are you looking at my pussy?" "Yes, I'm sorry," says Joe and promises to avert his eyes. "It's quite alright," replies the woman, "It's very talented, watch this, I'll make it blow a kiss to you." Sure enough the pussy blows him a kiss. Joe, who is completely absorbed, inquires what else the wonder pussy can do. "I can also make it wink," says the woman. Joe stares in amazement as the pussy winks at him. "Come and sit next to me," suggests the woman, patting the seat. Joe moves over and is asked, "Would you like to stick a couple of fingers in?" Stunned, Joe replies, "Good grief! Can it whistle, too?"
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Making Love To A Woman
MAKING COFFEE Making a cup of coffee is like making love to a beautiful woman. It's got to be hot. You've got to take your time. You've got to stir.. gently, and firmly. You've got to grind your beans until they squeak. And then you put in the milk. LAYING A CARPET Laying a carpet is.. very much like making love to a beautiful woman. You check the dimensions, lay her out on the floor, pin her down, nail her, then walk all over her. If you're adventurous - like me - you might like to try an underlay. HANGING WALLPAPER Well, hanging wallpaper is also very much like making love to a beautiful woman. Clean all the relevant surfaces, spread her out on the table, cover her with paste, and stick her up. Then you clean your brush, light your pipe, stand back and admire your handiwork. PUTTING UP A TENT Putting up a tent, is.. very much like making love to a beautiful woman. You rent her, unzip the door, put up your pole an'.. slip in to the old bag. WASHING A
Latest Maddie Mccann News
Police probe Madeleine 'dead' claim. Portuguese police have started investigating an area just nine miles from where Madeleine McCann was abducted after a tip off from a Dutch source. An anonymous letter claiming the four-year-old lies buried under rocks in deserted scrubland was sent to newspaper De Telegraaf and passed on to the Portuguese Policia Judiciaria. It was thought to pinpoint an area north of Odiaxere, north east of Praia da Luz from where the girl was snatched 41 days ago. Chief Inspector Olegario Sousa said the information was being taken seriously and "everything necessary" was being done to validate the allegation. "There have been exchanges between Dutch police and us," he said. "The information indicated an area 15km from the place of the disappearance of the little child. "It is not far from Praia da Luz. We are checking the information like we check everything in this case for importance." Asked if the search involved digging, he said: "If the i
We Never.....
We don't talk anymore, so I guess you've moved on. Maybe I'm right, maybe I'm wrong. I was wrong to want to see you, and spend time with you so I'm trying to move on and looking for someone to replace you too. Maybe we'll never talk and I'll ditch the block party this year, frankly I don't understand anymore or care. We've drifted apart, I'm glad I never gave you my heart cause it'd hurt too much to have it ripped out of my chest and torn apart. Your not the first and not the last, but now I guess the thought of being with you is just a memory from the past. I'll let it slip and slide, I won't run and hide, if we pass by I won't stop and talk cause I might cause too much of a shock. I'm sorry I like you, I'm sorry I care, and right now I wish I could move out of here. But instead, I'll wander aimlessly on these streets, trying to get my head clear.
God's Gifts
Seems God was just about done creating the universe, but he had two things left in his bag of creations, so he decided to split them between Adam and Eve. He told the couple that one of the things he had to give away was the ability to stand up while urinating. "It’s a very handy thing" God told the couple, "and I was wondering if either one of you wanted that abilty." Adam jumped up and blurted "Oh, give that to me! I’d love to be able to do that. It seems the sort of thing a man would do. Please give me that ability. It’d be so great. When I’m working in the garden or naming the animals, I could just stand there and let fly. It’d be sooo cool. I could write my name in the sand. Please, God, let it be me you give the gift to, let me stand to pee, oh please." Eve just smiled and said that if Adam really wanted that so bad that he should have it. It seemed to be the sort of thing that would make Adam really happy, and she didn’t mind if Adam were the one to get this ability.
Pointed Observations...
It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial cost and blamed it on the cost of living. Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off. We are born naked, wet, and hungry. Then things get worse. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong. It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try and pass them. Laughing stock - cattle with a sense of humor. You can't have everything, where would you put it? Latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the world's population. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it. Eat right. Stay fit. Die anyway. The things that come to those that wait may be the things left by those who got there first. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat drinking beer all day. As long as there are tests,
One Woman Can Satisfy 12 Men!
Can you believe this One woman CAN satisfy 12 men, at ONE Time! GOT YOU!!!!!
Deep Thoughts...
Why do they lock petrol station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them? If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, will it make a sound? If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked? Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? Can vegetarians eat animal crackers? If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent? Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines? Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections? Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets? If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? If a deaf person swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap? If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation? Is there another word for synonym? Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice?" When sign makers go on strike, is anything w
Brighter Than Sunshine
Top 10 Things For A Bloke Waking Up With A Moowie
10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers. 9. Squat over a hand held mirror for an hour and a half. 8. See if they could finally do a split. 7. See if it's truly possible to launch a ping pong ball 20 feet. 6. Cross their legs without rearranging their crotch. 5. Get picked up in a bar in less than 10 minutes... BEFORE closing time. 4. Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more without sleeping first. 3. Go to the gynecologist for a pelvic exam and ask to have it recorded on video. 2. Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts, too. 1. Finally find that damned G spot!
Power Radio Returns !!
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Two Drunks
Two notorious drunks are sitting at the bar. One is crying. The other asks what's wrong. "I've puked all over myself again and my wife is gonna kill me." The other drunk says "do what I dompal. Explain to your wife that some other drunk puked on you. Put a ten spot in your shirt pocket and tell her that the drunk was sorry and gave you ten dollars to have your clothes cleaned." "Sounds like a great idea" says drunk number 1. When he gets home, sure enough his wife is fuming and begins yelling at him about his clothes and how disgusting he is. The drunk starts spinning the lie and says "Look for yourself, there's ten bucks in my shirt pocket." His wife looks in the pocket and finds a twenty dollar bill. "Wait a minute, I thought you said the guy only gave you ten bucks for puking on you?" "He did," says the drunk. "But he shit in my pants too."
Two Drunks
Two notorious drunks are sitting at the bar. One is crying. The other asks what's wrong. "I've puked all over myself again and my wife is gonna kill me." The other drunk says "do what I dompal. Explain to your wife that some other drunk puked on you. Put a ten spot in your shirt pocket and tell her that the drunk was sorry and gave you ten dollars to have your clothes cleaned." "Sounds like a great idea" says drunk number 1. When he gets home, sure enough his wife is fuming and begins yelling at him about his clothes and how disgusting he is. The drunk starts spinning the lie and says "Look for yourself, there's ten bucks in my shirt pocket." His wife looks in the pocket and finds a twenty dollar bill. "Wait a minute, I thought you said the guy only gave you ten bucks for puking on you?" "He did," says the drunk. "But he shit in my pants too."
Believe It Or Not !!!
1. When his .38-caliber revolver failed to fire at its intended victim during a hold-up in Long Beach, California, robber James Elliot did something that can only inspire wonder: he peered down the barrel and tried the trigger again. Happily for most concerned, this time it worked. 2. Laborer Alexander Robinson of Mobile, Alabama, redefined the limits of tactlessness when he opened his eyes after surgery to restore his sight and said: agreeably to his wife: 'Boy, you sure have got fat in four years.' 3. The chef at a hotel in Switzerland lost a finger in a meat-cutting machine and, after a little hopping around, submitted a claim to his insurance company. The company, suspecting negligence, sent out one of its men to have a look for himself. He tried the machine out and lost a finger. The chef's claim was approved. 4 . Mourners at the funeral of Anna Bochinsky in Moinesti, Rumania, were naturally somewhat taken aback when she abruptly leapt from her coff
Can't We All Just Get A Bong?
there's nothing wrong with smoking pot. it shouln't be against the law to. that's all i care to comment
Am I Dead??
Why Beer Is Better Than A Woman
1. You can enjoy a beer any day of the month. 2. You can have two (or more) different beers the same night (or even at the same time) and no one will complain. 3. You can finish with a beer in as much or as little time as you like. You can even stop halfway through without having to apologize. 4. Compared to a woman, beer actually tastes good. 5. (Best of all) A beer will never come at you will a fillet knife after you've done with it and are sleeping it off.
For My Cursedcowboy (by Me Tasha)
Will he ever feel the same Or shall my heart be ashamed. For loving someone so so much Even though I’ve never felt hit touch I catch myself staring deep in space Picutreing me holding his handsome face Looking into his deep brown eyes. Wondering why he’s touched my life. It hurts so bad didn’t think it would All I do is cry and it does no good. For he will never know my heart. Cause fate will keep us apart
Top Ten Reasons Why It's Good To Be Irish
10 ) No one expects too much from us. 9 ) We can be grumpy bastards and people put it down to "that feisty Irish temprement" 8 ) Every bar tender is your friend 7 ) It's lonely at the top.... ipso facto .... Irish people are never lonely 6 ) You will never be asked to cook aTraditional Meal from back home(Ref the Irish menu below) 5 ) Our Telephone book indexes are so simple, everyones name begins with "O". 4 ) We sound exactly the same sober as we do drunk. (This is still only theoretical since no one has ever found a sober Irish man) 3 ) We've got the luck of the Irish.... ( this was bestowed on us by God as an apology for our limited inteligence, our less than stunning looks, and, most of all, for the neigbours that he gave us.) 2 ) When we emmigrate from Ireland to the U.S., we increase the IQ of both countries. 1 ) We're not English.
Just Gotta Love The Irish
One day, three friends went to this "A Dublin Strip Club." One of the friends wanted to impress the other two, so he pulls out a €10 bill. The "dancer" came over to them, and the one friend licked the €10 and put it on her butt. Not to be outdone, the other friend pulls out a €50 bill. He calls the girl back over, licks the €50, and puts it on her other cheek. Now the attention is focused on the third guy. He got out his wallet, thought for a minute... then got out his ATM card, swiped it down her crack, grabbed the 60 bucks, and headed for the door.
The Tiger
A couple was on their honeymoon, lying in bed, about ready to consummate their marriage, when the new bride says to the husband, "I have a confession to make, I'm not a virgin." The husband replies, "That's no big thing in this day and age." The wife continues, "Yeah, I've been with one guy." "Oh yeah? Who was the guy?" "Tiger Woods." "Tiger Woods, the golfer?" "Yeah." "Well, he's rich, famous and handsome. I can see why you went to bed with him." The husband and wife then make passionate love. When they are done, the husband gets up and walks to the telephone. "What are you doing?" asks the wife. The husband says, "I'm hungry, I was going to call room service and get something to eat." "Tiger wouldn't do that." "Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?" "He'd come back to bed and do it a second time." The husband puts down the phone and goes back to bed to make love a second time. When they finish, he gets up and goes over to the phone. "Now what a
1. How many tattoos do you have? 4 ill have a few more when i come back home. 2. When did you get your first tattoo? 16. Out in north dakota its legal. 3. What was your first tattoo? Mudvayne, lame i know. its a circle of flames witha triangle in the middle. 4. Which tattoo is closest to your heart? The sacred heart. 5. Do you have a matching tattoo with someone? Umm no and i never would. 6. Do you have a tattoo that someone messed up? No, i paid good money to make sure that wouldnt happen. 7. Do you have anyone's name tattooed on you? Nope, never ever ever ever will. If a person means that much to me i would get a symbol or somthing that reminds me of them, i came close to getting a robot. ok i lied i would get my kids name on me. 8. What was the most painful tattoo you received? My deathbat. 9. Have you ever cried during a tattoo? No, i think it feels good. 11. Do you have a tattoo that you constantly have to explain? My dagger, ppl ask what it me
Myspace Emos
i think the myspace emos are taking over cherrytap
Sad Day Lol
I lost my VIC....I am all bummed out...
We Are Not Pimps And Hoe's We Are The Real Deal
Bikers clubhouse is the real deal we help are friends and family and help out children.Thats what we are about
These Two Guys Know What They Are Talking Bout
I think you should listen to these two guys and go check out my pics and rate them and leave some love for me!!!!
Ain't Talkin Bout Love
Freedom At A Price.......
the title of this piece is strange but we have to think about it. We have freedom but at what price? Look at my friend who was thrown in jail by an x-wife. We did bail him out, and sadly is moving to Indy to be away. I agree with his actions, but i dont want him to go. Tonight we are going to the blues festival in henderson. Another thing on freedom is our boys in iraq. This war has taken the lives of more boys/men than should be necessary. The troops did what they were suppose to do so why are they still there? Shouldnt we let the Iraqies have a little freedom and see how long they can mantain it. I know a civil war will break out eventually, but i do not want our soliders to be in the middle of it. Then we have the problem with broken borders. I can understand people wanting to come into the country but proper documentation or entry would be nice. I do think i should learn a language so you can understand me. If i was going to a country i would want to learn the
The Cookies Story
Daddy's Little Girl
Daddy's Little Girl A father watched his young daughter playing in the > >garden. > > > >He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was. > > > >Tears formed in his eyes as he thought about her seeing the wonders of > >nature through such innocent eyes. > > > >Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground. > > > >He went over to her to see what work of God had captured her attention. > > > >He noticed she was looking at two spiders mating. > > > >"Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" she asked. > > > >"They're mating," her Father replied. > > > >"What do you call the spider on top?" she asked. > > > >"That's a Daddy Longlegs," her father answered. > > > >"So, the other one is a Mommy Longlegs?" the little girl asked. > > > >As his heart soared with the joy of such a cute and innocent question he > >replied "No dear. Both of them are Daddy Longlegs." > > > >The little girl, looking a little puzzled, thought for a moment, then t
K Banger Listening Party @!/shows...
We're being featured on Truth Be Told, which is due to be released on July 10 on Shaman Work Recordings. Copy n'paste here to get your free download @!!!;play Live events coming up, hope to see you all there. Flyers are below. Thursday June, 14 2007 Jeru the Damaja, Group Home, K Banger & More at Galapagos Art Space in Williamsburg, Brooklyn 70 N. 6th Street, Brooklyn, New York Cost : $10 Underground EXP presents: Golden - A monthly tribute to Hiphop's greatest. These events have been off the hook, so be there! Check out for more information. Saturday June, 16 2007 at 5th Annual Odyssey Awards Hosted By Ed Lover & Paul Moony @ BB Kings Blues Club & Grill NYC 237 W 42nd Street, New York, New York 10036 Cost : $25 Advanced Tix 5th Annual Odyssey Awards - Hosted by Ed Lover & Paul Mooney. Performances and appearances by Public Enemy, K Banger & Balance Project,
Who Has The Crush
I am just curious who has a crush on me? Hopefully curiosity doesn't kill this cat...
Well Thoughts For The Day,
Well the first blog on this subject was right . I got the bf he is on cherrytap too it is iracecar21 . And well we have been together now going on 5 months. I have put up with hell . I have had to deal with a lot of shit. I have fallen in love with this man and he tells me he is not with his wife no more. And well since I have had to put up with him running off on the weekends and And then getting emails from his supposedly ex wife . Telling me he is up there banging her. And then he comes back to me. I just dont understand it . when i confront him about it he tells me he is not doing any thing then i get pics of him and her in the email showing that they were having a great ole time together. I thought in the beggining it was great he seemed to be every thing I ever wanted. but then every time I turn around he is lieing to me. So I dont know what to do . well he is home and I must run write more later.
What Do I Want Out Of Life?
THis is a question I've often asked myself. I guess, to start off with.. I want a place to call my own. Sure, I have an apartment, but I have to deal with nosy, annoying neighbors... I want to build a house somewhere on a hill near a river..maybe in Scottland somewhere.. I want a car...but I think it's ridiculous to have to pay more money for something I already own (Namely the car insurance.) I want to own my own business. I'm an artist. Most Artists aspire to this.. I'm just...I'm a floater. I get by on a commission or two here and there... But I'm probably gonna be a floater for some time...I don't have the motivation required to get what I want. Sure, money to get the things I want should be the motivation...but I hate money...but I have to have it to survive..and that sucks. I'm an idealist, I guess..believing that everyone should have what they need in life without having to struggle to achieve it. BUt, then again, there are those who say that life is
Damn Have U Seen The Bullentins
a place called ct ho's and pimps.there are alot of hoe's and the men couldn't make a pimple on a pimps ass.get that shit off ct If u down grade urself like that
Ravers Manifesto
Our emotional state of choice is ecstasy. Our nourishment of choice is Love. Our addiction of choice is technology. Our religion of choice is music. Our currency of choice is knowledge. Our politics of choice is none. Our society of choice is utopian though we know it will never be. You may hate us. You may dismiss us. You may misunderstand us. You may be unaware of our existence. We can only hope you do not care to judge us, because we would never judge you. We are not criminals. We are not disillusioned. We are not drug addicts. We are not naive children. We are one massive, global, tribal village that transcends man-made law, physical geography, and time itself. We are The Massive. One Massive. We were first drawn by the sound. From far away, the thunderous, muffled, echoing beat was comparable to a mother's heart soothing a child in her womb of concrete, steel, and electrical wiring. We were d
My Birthday Thoughts
Ok so tomorrow is my 40th birthday!!! Damn I cant believe I am that old. I have recently found out that first of all I do not have cancer (the doctors thought I did, but thank god I do not) and second I have to have surgery July 2nd. (hysterectomy) I seriously am too YOUNG for this. Anyway, like I said thank god it is not cancer, but the big 40 and surgery......
Sammi Chemo Tody
Samantha had chemo this morning, and there's another lymph node that has become cancerous. they talked about removing the nodes, but i decided against it. we've changed the chemo that she's on to see if it will work better and are still calling it month by month. she's not in pain or discomfort and i hate to put her through another surgery. add to that the fact that she's 17 and i just couldn't rationalize it. the Vet said that even if i didn't do another thing that I've done the best for her that any cat could ever ask, and lots more than a lot of pet owners would have done. i figure, since i was planning on at least 2 more rounds of chemo, that would be the logical route.
Never Kill A Nightmare
I am so tired today, it's not even funny. Oh well. *Yawns* I need to dye my hair, I think....what color should I dye it?
I heart sandwiches. Now how many of you feel dumber for having read this blog!?!?!
Forgive Me
Please forgive me For I wasn't strong enough Please forgive me As I stand upon bended knee Please forgive me As I wipe away the last tear Please forgive me I not the hope left Please forgive me I am broken Please forgive me I have lost the pieces Please forgive me
Interviews And Zombies
((posted for today's Zombie Blog)) I can hear them outside. Funny how they’ll mill around the building but not step foot inside. That might have to do with the fact that a few of my coworkers and I keep blowing their heads off when they get too close. But I think I’m getting ahead of myself. I didn’t think anything was out of the ordinary this morning. Sure the morning commute was much lighter than normal but that does happen on occasion. Made it to work early and set up a job interview at my lunch time. We normally only take a half hour lunch but this time I planned to be a little late getting back. As soon as that clock hit 1:30 I was out the door in hopes of going to the interview, having it go well and then coming back to either demand more money or threatening to leave. (ha! Leave! That’s funny now.) It did strike me as odd that the streets were a little deserted for lunchtime but as I was nervous about the coming interview I put it out of mind. I finally made it to
Mental Detritus
Spring CleaningWhat Things would you like to sweep away? As you might have guessed based on what happened to my sister-in-law I'd like to sweep away RACISM, Bigotry, and cowardice! Other things on my list would include: "Son" being used every 3 words by so many people. Any day I expect to see 2 87 year woman calling each other "Son." "Too many reality TV shows" "Artists" too lazy to use "original" samples, but recycling samples from songs that were hits just a few years ago. Pants worn around the knees, nothing is cute about that! The current administration!!!!!! People being traeted as less that human because of who they love. Women being treated like they are "dirty" or "slutty" because they are in command of their sexuality!!!! What do you want to see swept away? What would you like to Sweep Away? G.W Bush? Racism? Sexism? Bigotry based on gender/sexuality roles? Simon Cowell?
Looking For A Meaning
Amidst the rubble once called a life Looking through the pieces and the memories Small flashbacks Wondering if someone of them even remember Knowing there is some that would be easier forgotten Though it will never happen
Oklahoma Is Borning
ok first things first...if u have sent me a private message..its gonna be a while before i can access it..the net service i have runs really slow... alot of places with free wi fi have blocked cherry tap and kproxy is one slow ass server.... on to new business.....ummm well its been a rough few weeks...well fuck its been a rough year and a half.. im finding myself alone and miserable right now but thanks to the friends that i have on my messanger im finding that there is another option, a better option, one that is leading me away from the temptation of hell and all its destruction..i guess u could say i was started to self distruct when i realized there is more to life than drama and guys...i need to focus on making my self whole and complete....i dont need the depression that i thought was plaging me for so long...its not fair to my friends to see me suffering and im tryin my damnist ta make sure that i dont get sucked into the hole...i sound all smart and all it must be the blo
Bipartisan Betrayal
With immigration, as with other issues, the most important decision is: Who is to make the decision? It should be too obvious for words that decisions about who is to come into the United States and live among Americans should be made in the United States by Americans. In reality, however, for years that decision has been made in Mexico by Mexicans and by others who chose to cross the border from Mexico into the United States with impunity, knowing that even if they were caught, they would at worst be turned back — and could try again. Many would not even have to face that. They would be released within the United States, with instructions to report back to the authorities for legal proceedings. But why should they be expected to obey that legal requirement when they did not obey the law against crossing the border in the first place? None of these facts is news. Nor is it rocket science to figure out what the consequences have been and will be. Both political parti
Stash Contest????
I think that those of us who put alot of stash on our pages, we should have some kind of a contest or something. Anyone will to do that. I would be interested but I don't know how to do set it up. Any takers?
Words Cant Even Express
A blank piece of paper Of feelings I can't express Filled with my emotions And feelings I can't repress I don't know how to say it So I'm trying to write it down I open my mouth to tell you But I utter not a sound How can mere words from my heart Even begin to explain? But not being able to make you understand Is easily my greatest pain In my heart you will stay And in my heart you will continue to grow I will care for you now and always More than you could possibly ever know
2 Free Game Passes To Clubpogo For 5 Days!
I'm bored and as I was sitting here trying to keep my eyes open, I remembered that I have 2 free game passes for CLUBPOGO for 5 days. If your interested send me a private message with your email address and I will send the link to ya there. I don't think that it will work for this email though. Make sure ya send your aol, yahoo or msn. Thanks! Tracy
It's Funny......
How life always tends to throw a curve ball a lot. It's funny how events in ones life have a way or repeating them self. It's funny how that feeling we get when someone is trying to play them for a fool. (Meaning you or I for a fool) Life is funny like that no matter how much you know... you tend to put it to the side till one day all of it makes you think why did I put up with all the bullshit for so long? Sad part is some of us know right from the get go. Take me for instance some person, and I don't care if they read it or not. What I'm saying now..... I really thought the person was someone nice. Looks and the way people are can be are very deceiving in such matters or cases. So as the story goes besides life giving little hints and clues along the way. This person tells me a story. I really fishy story about how her "so called" (boyfriend) I say so called, because the two never met in the first damn place. Anyway, plus he lives in another part of the world haha.
NOTE: I do not have "autostart" music on my profile,for a reason. My 'puter is old and slow, just like me. So maybe think about us old farts when ur making your profile. Sometimes I'd like to interact with someone but their profile is so large and graphic intent, I can't even open it. Especially in the evening when servers are super busy on here....Just something to think about....g
June 12 2007
So I happen to read this one paper as often as I can and I love their horoscopes. They make me smile. In order to make others happy I've decided to post them for all the world to see. . . is the site they come from. . . Your Birthday Today You'll reach an important milestone in your life when, after a few too many Cosmos at your birthday party, you'll drive at full speed into one of your town's quaint milestones. Aries March 21 - April 19 Though the doctors have found a donor and are willing to perform the operation, you should really ask yourself how many more livers you actually need. Taurus April 20 - May 20 Judging by the speed of the approaching asteroid swarm, it is not a good time to go forward with new plans in your career. Gemini May 21 - June 21 Your utter lack of appeal to the opposite sex will save you from the Black Widow Killer, but it won't keep you out of the clutches of the Utter Lack of Appeal to the Opposite Sex Slasher. Cancer
No Ozzfest For Me, I Blew It.
Well..It seems that I missed the deadline for the free ozzfest tickets for the concerts closest to me. I've never been to a real concert before. Sure, I've been to Mayfest and the like..but those aren't concerts..those are small gigs that maybe a couple thousand go to at most, and that's not all in one day. I wanna experience not being able to hear my friend talking to me over all the cheering and yelling and carrying on. I wana experience getting drunk and screaming at the band for more music. I wanna catch the pic of an awesome, well-known guitar player, or have Ozzy look me in the eye, even for a split second. I want to know what it's like to be ina REAL mosh pit. not one of those stupid little wannabe mosh pits where there are, like, 5 people pushing and shoving one another. Tiny cramped rooms full of noise and people too disinterested in the music and more into socializing are not my thing. I wanna experience the sensation of my teeth chattering in my head from th
Sending Papa Mitch Home - Tuesday
Tuesday was the visitation. God, that was tough. We got to the funeral home at about 5 minutes to 3pm. Right off the bat - Mama Sally lost it totally. Soon as she walked into the funeral home she started crying. We all had to try to calm her down...that didn't go all that well at first. Meanwhile, we're going through and setting up the snacks and things for people to eat during the 4 hours...and then from 4pm on, it was a steady stream of people. There had to be 2-300 folks. Amazing.
Immigration: A Simple Solution
We have a simple solution to the immigration debate. But first, why do we talk about the immigration problem? We have an immigration problem when people fight to get out of a country, not to get into a country. What we have here is something between "a condition" like when your mother-in-law has bursitis, and a "situation" like when a low-life neighbor keeps parking in your driveway. Here is our three-part solution: 1. Registration: The most powerful weapon police have is "intelligence" in the military sense. When a cop stops you for a traffic violation, in two minutes he can find out if you are wanted for anything from spitting on the sidewalk to murder. Similarly, if a crime has been committed in a neighborhood, the police can immediately do a computer search and obtain records of other similar crimes in the neighborhood, helping them to identify suspects. What we need to do is much the same: develop a central complete registry of all aliens in America -- legal and illegal.
Phone Sex
Anyone interested at all?
Gimme Shelter
A Kiss Can Mean So Many Different Things.
A kiss is the most misunderstood word in the English language. A kiss is a noun, because it is both proper and common. A kiss is a verb, because it is both active and passive. A kiss is an adjective, because it’s an explanation before and after. A kiss is a conjunction, because it joins together. A kiss is a pronoun, because she usually stands for it. A kiss is an interjection, because it interrupts the action of the verb. A kiss is a preposition, because it introduces an object. A kiss is a peculiar thing, because it is of no use to one. A kiss is absolutely a blessing for two. The small get it for nothing. The young have to steal it. The old have to buy it! It’s a lover’s privilege and a hypocrite’s must. To a married woman it represents faith. To a young girl—Hope. To an old maid—Charity. A kiss is a God-given gift by which a man can shut a woman’s mouth.
Hmmm.....moving Along Slowly.
She shook the memory from her and spat in the dirt, as if it left a bad taste in her mouth. Tom looked at her, but said nothing. They stood outside the diner for a moment, silence crowding them. She bummed a smoke from a man passing by, and held it between her lips, sucking on the filter for a moment before lighting it. Flame seemed to appear from thin air, and graced the active end of the Marlboro. He watched her with great interest, not wanting to interrupt the moment of her quiet grace. It was she who spoke first. "God, it's been ages since I've had one of these. He never liked me to smoke. Said it was unbecoming of a woman." She took a long drag, holding in the smoky wisps of air for as long as she could stand. "Who are you talking about?" he ventured slowly. "The one I was traveling with before you picked me up. Long story." She looked away, concentrating on the smoke so she wouldn't have to answer any more questions. She learned how to be evasive from him.
I'm Home...or Am I?
-Full Version: Well, since I've been home, I haven't really had the time to write until now. My plane touched down in STL at 11:03 pm Saturday night...19 minutes early. As soon as we were on the ground, I called my best friend, who was supposed to come pick me up at the airport...only to find out that she hadn't even left her house yet because she couldn't find her car keys. To make a long story short [as if I ever do that], I was stuck at the airport until 8 am the next morning when her boyfriend got off work and came to pick me up. I'm just thankful that Anheuser Busch is only about 20 minutes from the airport. I could have taken a cab to a hotel, but I'd lost my I.D. while I was in I couldn't have gotten a room. After a lovely trip where the only thing that went wrong was the loss of my I.D., my old luck had returned threefold. Let me just say now that an airport is no place to spend the night. It's big and boring and full of security people...and the oc
Sand Castles
get it? "blah-g" it's a joke dammit. lol today is moving really slow. I mean really slow, I could swear it has been 12:24 for an hour now. it's hot, but I am a cheap bastard and refuse to turn on my A/C for a mere 10 or 15 degrees cooler. I would rather suffer, lol the excitement of the day was a bit of Jerry-style drama outside my window, I only caught the end of it, but it was funny. I don't see why people always have to be so angry. maybe it's just the heat, but people lately seem rude. and then when you are polite back, they feel you are patronizing them. I just feel people should be nice. The golden rule and all that stuff. so yesterday we dyed lil sis' hair blue. sort of, we tried but it just wouldn't take to her hair. but we have a theory and she is determined to have the blue, so we will help her in her endeavor as we can. I guess that's it for now, I am sure my boredom of today will inspire more rambling later as always.
Friggin Downraters
I just loathe people that down rate or dont have a friggin clue about how they should be rating - I not sure whether they are truly just clueless or dont have a life and this is how they get their kicks. I know I dont have the time for 'em. So as I encounter them or read a blog or see another one I will add their url in this blog. And the first one is in the cherry spotlight(what was she thinkin - hhhhmmmm) - I will update this list as I encounter these morons!
I screamed and cried and I cursed the Gods for this Fate, For giving me a pain and hate that nothing can sedate. Yet gentle hands lift my head Their love and compassion fill me and my hate grows dead. Their silent voices radiate deep in my soul. They know her sacrifice took its toll. They too, feel the pain deep inside. They were weeping with me the day she died. They tell of her journey to the Pagan Land, And of how with faith and love, she made her stand. With a warrior's heart, she won the final fight. They expressed their pride to have witnessed such a sight. My little girl stood strong and proud, Her weaknesses and sickness no longer her shroud. Long ago to these Gods I pledged my life, An oath sealed on the blade of my knife. The Gods did what no Mother ever could, And allowed her to sleep in peace as a baby should. So into their care I have placed my child, My sweet girl, my baby-so tame and yet wild. With the Gods she now runs and plays. Although, here
Breaking Point
Images of the past flood the mind Standing upon the dividing line Almost too late to turn round Glancing back to say goodbye A rush of feelings Turning quickly to stop them Now is the time to choose another step forward Turn around Maybe it is time to move forward Ready to leave all of it behind To never again know those feelings Never again to care
Cornerstone Festival
well everyone i am going to cornerstone festival june 25 tho 30th there will be 700 band tho the whole week here are the bands i want to see the times and days august burns red wedsday 5:15 pm the chariot thu 12 am crimson moonlight wedsday 12 45 am becoming the archetype weds 10 pm fly leaf friday 8 55 pm norma jean sat 8 55 pm the showdown wedsday 8 pm
Wolf Test
Today's Funeral...
(copy/paste from facebook, part one will actually be posted next) In the conclusion to my two-part series, you'll follow me through today's funeral. OK, when you're having a funeral at a funeral home, the family is supposed to arrive 45 minutes-1 hour early. Uhhh....didn't quite happen. We made it about 9:20am for a 10am funeral. As I was sitting there, people came by, hugging my grandma and others of the family. That was hard to watch. The funeral started about 10am. I was on the far left side of the first aisle. Before it began, I was approached by the preacher who was officiating the funeral and they confirmed with me I'd say a few words. After that, it was bam, bam, bam rapid fire. First the preacher came up and welcomed us. Then someone came up and sang "Amazing Grace". The obituary was read and then it was my turn. I got up there, said a couple words, then I read this poem which my friend DJ Mystery wrote. It's not titled, but I guess I should call it "Ode to Grandpa":
Mournign A Loss
Where to begin....well let's start with this past week..I found out my sister had to put her puppy down, because she was having too many seizures.....Bonnie was only 3 1/2 years old...Then i found out, that my mom's bird Rosey dropped dead on tuesday....And today as I went out to get something from my car, my lil Tucker (sneaky as he is) darted outside once i opened the door, and imediately started running....That when the worst happend....A car hit Tucker, killing him instantly....I was in shock, I really didn't know what to do....The owner of the car stopped as soon as he realised he had hit my kitten, got out, grabbed an old shirt from his car and wrapped up tucker with it...Now being a man, who usually doesn't show alot of emotion, I couldn't help but shed a few tears.. Tucker will be sadly missed.
Thoughts Of Tomorrow
Trying with silent grace to look at the world Even as the "big picture" is glanced upon One realizes there is so much evil in the world A sickening pain strikes the heart Does mankind really stand a chance Is there enough good in the world The time will come when few shall stand against many Blood shall flow and many shall die Who shall be left to sort through the ashes Even though no one really wins wars Who shall be the victor Look upon the faces of innocent Fear for what is in store for them
Sad And Broke!
I own five beagles, they are the love of my life. They get the best of everything that my meager paycheck can afford.Two of my boys Jesse and Ziggy aka The Dynamic Duo like to run off everynow and then they'll sneak out of the kennel. This usually happens at night while I'm at work, they take advantage of my daughters neglect to shut the gate properly. They usually come back i n15 min or so or the neighbor through the woods calls to say he has them. Last night I was watching The Outsiders One of my all time faves) with my daughter and I heard a noise and jumped off the couch. Daisey , Cooter and Emma howling away because the boys had opened the gate and gone exploring once more. This time it was my fault. I made a couple calls to have people watch out for them and I decided this time, being as they're a year old now I would give them the opportunity to find the'r way home. So I took off my shirt and put it outside along with a couple other things and I waited. 45 Minuits had gone by an
*77~it Could Save Your Life
Information below about calling *77 on a cell phone. A MUST KNOW, *77 I knew about the red light on cars, but not the *77. It was about 1:00 p.m. in the afternoon, and Lauren was driving to visit a friend. An UNMARKED police car pulled up behind her and put his lights on. *Lauren's parents have always told them never to pull over for an unmarked car on the side of the road, but rather to wait until they get to a gas station, etc. Lauren had actually listened to her parents advice, and promptly called *77 on her cell phone to tell the police dispatcher that she would not pull over right away. She proceeded to tell the dispatcher that there was an unmarked police car with a flashing red light on his rooftop behind her. The dispatcher checked to see if there were police cars where she was and there weren't, and he told her to keep driving, remain calm and that he had back up already on the way. Ten mi
Sympathy For The Devil
The Pitt ** New Lounge... Now Open
Hey guys.... My Papa created a lounge... and it really kicks ass... Stop by.. have a few drinks... and kick it with us... help make his new lounge the best one on CT.... Love you guys!! Muahz!
Will You Vote For Her
My friend is in a cherry tap pin up girl contest and needs some rates and comments. If you could would you go and rate her and comment bomb the hell outta her? Thanks!!!!!! Just click on her pic and it will take you right to her rate page....
Guitar - Prince (his New Song)
oh my god the guy has done it again he has a new kick ass song. some of his recent stuff hasn't had the impact as hi earlier stuff but Guitar is him back at the peak. Can't wait for the new album and of course the concert in August in london.
A Day At Work.....
She walked into his outer office and saw his secretary sitting there. "Is Mr. Jackson in, Anita?" She glanced up from her computer and smiled at her. "Of course. Would you like me to tell him you're here?" "No, I will just slip in there and surprise him." She walked to his door and straightened her jacket before reaching for the door knob. She walked in and was met with his dark head bent over his desk. "Good afternoon" she said in way of announcing her arrival. He looked up, startled to see her standing in his office at this time of day. "What brings you downtown at this hour?" He asked her, eyeing her jacket. "And what is with the coat? Is it raining out?" He looked out his window and saw blue sky. Her face lit up. "Well, I wanted to show you something." She slowly undid the belt around her waist and let the jacket fall open a little bit, revealing skin and a little bit of black lace. I picked up some new things at the mall the other day and wanted to get your o
How Do I Love You ?
table border='0' cellpadding='5' cellspacing='0' width='600'>You scored as Whips, Your turn on is the "good ol'" whip. You either like to feel in charge during sex, or you like to feel pain. Sex isn't sex unless it's rough.Bondage67% Whips67% Biting58% Chains/Handcuffs42% Blood25% Blind Folds25% What's Your Kinky Turn On?created with
Chemistry Is Funny
Chemistry is funny. Sometimes it can strike twice, and other times you can have one great meeting and then -- nothing. Just remind yourself that if it can happen a few times, it can happen a lot more. Keep on trucking!
Bad Day
Dumb Day! It's frickin horrible! I'm so sick of everything... I need to vent... I spend all day with a 4 year old and a 1 year old. I have no life. I have no job. I have no money. I crave adult conversation. I wish guys would notice me and not my body. My electricity got shut off today. It's back on now... I'm going to have the movie Flushed Away memorized by the weekend. I'm tired. I'm hungry. I'm lazy. I'm lonely. I miss Wisconsin. I feel useless. I feel worthless. I feel unwanted. I wish I could be happy with what I have. I'm picky. I'm hurting. I don't know what to do with myself anymore. I'm always unhappy. I'm not looking forward to summer vacation. I wish I had a car. My washing machine broke. I'm bored...
As I Lay Before You
As I Lay Before You As I lay before you naked and see the passion in your eyes, I want so much to please you and feel your hot breath on my thighs. I long to bring you pleasure, feelings that you've not yet known - as you thrust so deep inside me in that place for you alone. To know your bodies secrets, it's recesses to explore, as I expose my own to you - not bashful anymore. So tell me your desires, that when we're next entwined, I'll know the ways to send you on a journey most divine.
6 Months
Too Funny
Body: Go to this site & enter your name in the box & hit the Sloganize button. DON'T CHEAT, KEEP THE FIRST ONE THEY GIVE YOU. Add yours to the list and re-post. 1. Ben- "Better ingredients, better Ben." 2. Laura-"Aaahh, Laura!" 3. Gary - "Nobody Better Lay a Finger on my Gary." beat that! 4. biscuit- "Happiness is a cigar called biscuit" 5. Diana - "Leave the Diana To Us" 6. Julie-"Hands that do dishs can be as soft as your Julie" 7. Tim - Its Tim Time! 8. Diana-"It's a Beautiful Diana" 9. MARLENA-Strong and Beautiful, Just Like Marlena. 10. If You Like A Lot Of Rebekah On Your Biscuit, Join Our Club. 11. Try Kelli. You'll like it! 12. Make someone happy with a Sean. 13. With a name like Sarah, it has to be good. 14. Splash Scott All Over. 15. Stop. Go. Lisa. - My slogan sucks! 16. The dirt says hot, the label says Jared 17. Misty-Lickin' Good [I LOVE MINE!] 18. Laney- Good to the last Laney 19. Veronicunt - "Fresh from the Cap
Morenas Esperanza
From: Aby
Oh, what joy it is to have friends like you For giving me strength the way you do For lifting me up when I'm feeling down And putting a smile on my face when I'm wearing a frown Thanks for being there and helping me grow Your friendship means a lot this I'd like you to know
Some Items For Sale. Porch Swing, Archway And Entertainment Stand
I have the following items for sale. Items are located in Seymour and can be viewed/picked up from there. If you are interested please drop me a message on here or on yahoo messenger as Sunshynevideo, Outdoor Swing. About 3 months old. I will take $100.00 - Perfect condition Archway. About 5 Months Old - I will take $100.00 Entertainment Stand I want $50.00 for it. Originally sold for $80.00 @ Walmart
Go Ask Paris...
Body: Go to this site & enter your name in the box & hit the Sloganize button. DON'T CHEAT, KEEP THE FIRST ONE THEY GIVE YOU. Add yours to the list and re-post. 1. Ben- "Better ingredients, better Ben." 2. Laura-"Aaahh, Laura!" 3. Gary - "Nobody Better Lay a Finger on my Gary." beat that! 4. biscuit- "Happiness is a cigar called biscuit" 5. Diana - "Leave the Diana To Us" 6. Julie-"Hands that do dishs can be as soft as your Julie" 7. Tim - Its Tim Time! 8. Diana-"It's a Beautiful Diana" 9. MARLENA-Strong and Beautiful, Just Like Marlena. 10. If You Like A Lot Of Rebekah On Your Biscuit, Join Our Club. 11. Try Kelli. You'll like it! 12. Make someone happy with a Sean. 13. With a name like Sarah, it has to be good. 14. Splash Scott All Over. 15. Stop. Go. Lisa. - My slogan sucks! 16. The dirt says hot, the label says Jared 17. Misty-Lickin' Good [I LOVE MINE!] 18. Laney- Good to the last Laney 19. Veronicunt - "Fresh from the Cap
Okay let's put up some pics of family members and then specify on the folder "No you cant view". Yeah, thats about the dumbest Fu**ing idea I have ever heard of LOL
The end of the school year finally arrived this past Monday. Seems like the first day of school was just yesterday. The adage "Time flies when you're having fun" certainly is true in this case. Let me recap this year in 2 minutes or less: 35 kids in my homeroom. 70 kids for math 70 kids for science 70 different personalities and personality disorders. I'm still convinced that with the personality disorders came several more students, only to be seen on certain days. Major faux pas within the first two weeks of school: Thinking I could trust a 13 year old to lock the pet cages on a Friday, I realized that I was a dope. On that same Friday at 5pm, I received a phone call that all the animals were loose. Sid and Nancy the Hamsters were running on the window ledges. While Bonnie and Clyde the Guinea Pigs were making a break for it and scampering wildly through out the school hallways. The diet pop and mentos experiment went well. Even tho I would have preferred
Things That Go Bump
ok, so this has nothing really to do with the title. I just felt like using that. I hate seeing empty blog thingys so I'm doing this for no other reason than to have something here. ok, so I guess that's all for now. if I think of anything else I wanna share, I'll add it later. Ciao!
Muchos Besos Para Ti Amor
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Value Of A Catholic Education And A #2 Pencil
its just a joke people dont get offended..... Little Mary Margaret was not the best student in Catholic School . Usually she slept through the class. One day her teacher, a Nun, called on her while she was sleeping. "Tell me Mary Margaret, who created the universe?" When Mary Margaret didn't stir, little Johnny who was her friend sitting behind her, took his pencil and jabbed her in the rear. "God Almighty!" shouted Mary Margaret. The Nun said, "Very good" and continued teaching her class. A little later the Nun asked Mary Margaret, "Who is our Lord and Savior?" But Mary didn't stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to her rescue and stuck Mary Margaret in the butt. "Jesus Christ!!!" shouted Mary Margaret and the Nun once again said, "Very good," and Mary Margaret fell back asleep. The Nun asked her a third question..."What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" Again, Johnny came to the rescue. This time Mary Margare
how to treat a women Wine her. Dine her. Phone her. Hold her. Massage her. Surprise her. Go down on her. Compliment her. Make love to her. Smile at her. Listen to her. Laugh with her. Cry with her. Romance her. Believe in her. Encourage her. Shop with her. Cuddle with her. Give jewelry to her. Buy flowers for her. Write love letters to her. Go to the ends of the earth and back for her. In Love HOW TO TREAT A GUY: Show up naked. Hand him the TV remote. Bring chicken wings
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Geography Of Men And Women
GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa , half discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with fertile soil. Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Canada , well developed and open to trade. Between 31 and 35, a woman is like India , very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty. Between 36 and 40, a woman is like France , gently aging; but still warm and a desirable place to visit. Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain , with a glorious and all conquering past. Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Yugoslavia , lost some wars, won some great battles but haunted by past mistakes, still very strong and proud. Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Russia , very wide and borders are now largely un-patrolled. After 70, she becomes Tibet . Off the beaten path, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages...still desirable but only those with an adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge and true love, dare visit there.
A Little Funk
I have no excuse for my absence in the last few weeks… well, not really. I’m the type of guy that can take most insults and shrug them off without a thought; but when someone says something mean and nasty about my favorite hobby… it’ll cut right through to the bone. About a month ago a comment was made about one of the articles I wrote, I can’t remember exactly what was said, but he could lit me on fire and not hurt my feelings as badly. The comment went something like; why would I read anything you wrote? That little jab put me in a funk you wouldn’t believe! I’ve suffered a writer’s block ever since. I’ve written two or three things since, or tried to, and, later, went back and read them myself and I didn’t like what I wrote. I mean, I liked what I was trying to say but I didn’t say what I was trying to say… uhm, I mean, what I said wasn’t what I meant… whatever! I think you know what I mean. All in all, I think I learned a lesson with this; be very careful what you s
Let's See Those Pearly Whites!!
Hey everyone! I am going to attempt to do my first contest. Its going to be on the BEST SMILE. The winner will get $35,000 in gifts! I want at least 10 contestants men and women before I start. if I get 10 of each, I will have two contests, Men's and Women's. It will run for 10 days. Self bombing is fine. Self promote is fine. Email me and let me know what picture you want to use so I can rip it. Thank you Carrie
Cherrytap - Complicated
This site, to me is not people friendly. I have to retype everything because it misses out at least one letter on every word that I am typing or leaving out spaces. I really don't like this site. It is very frustrating to get into and they you can't do something because you aren't a level 3 or whatever. I have sat here for half an hour trying to get this site to "work"for me. I am giving it a chance. My friend says it is a great site. ... please prove me wrong. I am very frustrated with this site.
From This Song I Stole My Nickname :-)
What The Hell Is This..
I will have to say it amazes me that just because you are spoken for that it seems all the ones that you thought were your friends were not.What happened to those so-called people that called me your friend.I thought Cherry Tap was all about meeting new people,making new friends as well as keeping old friends.I guess I was wrong !!!! I wished I could be proven wrong..but who knows maybe I will maybe I will not..
50 Odd Things About Me
50 odd things about Jersey 1. Who's your #1? Death 2. What is your favorite possession? hmm.. have to say my chenile v. secret robe.. couldn't sleep with out it. 3. Do you own a gun? Several 4. If you could tell your last ex something what would you say? Hmm.. I have more than a few choice words coming to mind.. But I would have to say.. Fuck off. 5. Do you get nervous before doctor appointments? Nope 6. What do you think of hot dogs? Lips and Ass 7. What's your favorite Christmas song? Baby its cold outside 8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning? Iced coffee and lots of it 9. Can you do push ups? YES 10. Is your bathroom clean? YES 11. What's your favorite piece of jewelry? my diamond journey necklace i dont' take it off 12. Do you take painkillers? when needed.. 13. What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex? I bat my pretty green yes.. and show some cleavage.. lol 14. Do you have A.D.D.? [Attention De
You Dirty Fucking Wetbacks!!
Ok I have seriously had it with these fucking spics, as much as I can put up with, a few years ago I lose my friend Rendall to these fuckers, and now,my friend and brother Jason... THOSE MOTHER FUCKERS HAVE NO FUCKING RIGHT, THEY FUCKING MURDERED MY FRIEND JASON, OVER A DAMN ARM WRESTLING MATCH!!!!!! what the fuck is this country comming to?! i say we gather them all up and beat them with baseball bats! no, fucking flamethrowers! this is fucking bullshit!! the poor dude never did shit to deserve that! And all the time everywhere i look, its always either the cuban or mexican immigrants doing this shit, and bush wants to let these fuckers into this country?! FUCK BUSH TOO and fuck all this stupid "they need our help they live in a third world country" shit! ITS A THIRD WORLD COUNTRY BECAUSE THEY MAKE IT THAT WAY, ALL THE DAMN DRUGS THEY MAKE THERE!!! every country has the power to change and bring itself out of the slums, but mexico just wants to come into our country, kill our r
Editing... New Ksex Studio... Etc...
So guess who is going all the video/audio editing for right KSEX now? Its a new adventure everyday I tell ya. I've always liked to design and create but never thought about doing any sort of editing. With the recent move to the new studio in Chatsworth and departures from KSEX, Soxxx and I have had to step up and take on new roles within the company. I probably average about 12 hours days now. Once I lock and leave the studio about 12:30am, I come home to edit most nights until about 3:30am. Not having any experience in editing makes things difficult but luckily, Windows Movie Maker is pretty simple to grasp. I'm learning quite a bit and so far most people at KSEX like what I've done. I just need to get my hands on some actual editing software. I've gotten myspace messages from some of my favorite industry people asking why I don't come out to industry parties or to Porn Star Karaoke anymore. Editing, hosting shows on air and the new KSEX studio are the reasons. I need a
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Health Care Plans
A wealthy hospital benefactor was being shown around the hospital. During her tour she passed a room where a male patient was masturbating furiously. "Oh my GOD!" screamed the woman. "That's disgraceful! Why is he doing that?" The doctor who was leading the tour calmly explained, "I'm very sorry that you were exposed to that, but this man has a serious condition where his testicles rapidly fill with semen, and if he doesn't do that at least five times a day, he'll be in extreme pain and his testicles could easily rupture." "Oh, well in that case, I guess it's okay," said the woman. As they passed by the very next room, they saw a male patient laying in bed while a nurse performed oral sex on him. Again, the woman screamed, "Oh my GOD! How can THAT be justified?" Again the doctor spoke very calmly: "Same illness, better health plan."
Another Down Rater On The Loose
He/she IS Going Around TO many Profiles down rating profiles ... Here Is the Link To this he/she thats doing it Block them Before they get the chance to down rate you... Sweeet Destiny
Wasted 2 Months
well since the start of april i have been seeing a girl who i really liked, if she treated me better etc i'd still really like her. she is one of those who doesn't show emotion or affection, well the only time she shows any is when in bed etc. when ever i have been with her and say a friend calls etc and she's been asked what up or been doing she never mentions me, says what she been doing, say if we walked into town she'll say she went into town not i went into town with jase well her actions have lead me to finish seeing her, in my mind she doesn't deserve my attention any more
Something I Wrote A While Back...thinking About It Today
Nooner Fantasy It was lunchtime. They'd been planning for this for weeks and finally the day had arrived. He'd stopped at the local fast food joint and picked up some food...he had to, at least, make it look like his intentions were honorable. Showing up for lunch with no food would be a faux pas. They'd agreed to meet for lunch at her house. They'd always just been friends and they were going to talk about "stuff." You see, he was married and she was in a long-term relationship. But, they’d always been able to talk about most anything. He rang the doorbell. From inside she called, "Come on in." As he entered the foyer, he could hear the water running in the kitchen, but saw no one. "Where are you?" he asked. "I'm in the kitchen, but just sit down. I won't be but a minute," she replied. "Where do you want me to put this food?" he asked. "Oh, just put it on the table there by the door, for now," she said with a little giggle. It was the giggle that did it...his fa
Broadcast Treaty Could (still) Kill Podcasts
We thought the provisions in the WIPO broadcast treaty which would add a layer of intellectual property rights were kaput, over, dead-as-a-doornail. Wrong. In May a new version of the treaty was introduced and, contrary to widespread belief about the changes which had been planned, language still exists in the WIPO treat which -- if passed -- would create a brave new world of copyright madness. As currently written, the treaty would remove fair use rights on things like excerpts of television and radio broadcasts for the purpose of explanation, examination or critical commentary; something even the DMCA hasn't torn asunder. Also at stake is your PC, the all purpose content creation device in front of which you currently sit. Signatory countries -- which include the "G8" -- would be required to enact legal protections for content which could easily mean that your PC's feature list falls squarely under the control of government, rather than innovative developers. This part of the
Pentagon Confirms Scrapped Plans For 'gay Bomb'
Pentagon Confirms Scrapped Plans For 'Gay Bomb' By: Harker Jones Posted: 10:30 am PDT 6-12-2007 BERKELEY, Calif. - Officials from the Pentagon have confirmed that the military sought to create a "gay bomb" that would have turned enemy soldiers into homosexuals more interested in sex than in killing, Berkeley's website has reported. Berkeley's Sunshine Project said it had uncovered the proposal for the hormone bomb, which was ultimately rejected by the military. The Sunshine Project's Edward Hammond said that he had utilized the Freedom of Information Act to get a copy of the proposal from the Wright Laboratory, which is part of the U.S. Air Force, in Dayton, Ohio. The proposal stated in part: "One distasteful but completely non-lethal example would be strong aphrodisiacs, especially if the chemical also caused homosexual behavior." In 1994, the Air Force asked for $7.5 million to develop the chemical weapon. A spokesperson from the Department of Defense indicated
Bad News
I don't have the internet anymore so I won't be on as much. Hope to have it back soon cause I'm going crazy without it. I'll go to my friend's mom's whenever I can.
Stripping Fitness Routine
Stripping your way into shape By Daisy Carrington, amNewYork Deputy Features Editor Posted June 12 2007, 5:21 PM EDT Are you just jonesing for rock-hard abs? I know I am, but that chocolate cake keeps getting in the way. If you're ready to finally dedicate yourself to acquiring the killer bod you've always dreamed of, you might want to start by asking a professional how it's done … a professional stripper that is. While Kim Domke isn't a stripper herself (rather, she's a trainer at Smart Workout, a gym in midtown), she knows the moves these hardworking women use to get in shape. "Pole-dancing unleashes your inner sexy," she says. "It's also the best combination of body toning, body strengthening, dancing, balance and fun." We bet it is! Below is a workout for the ladies, and the any adventurous men out there. Ab roll-ups Lie down on your back with your legs straight out and your hands placed under your butt. Keeping your lower ba
Seen On A Sign Around Town
No parking, mall mimes I guess the circus troupe will have to go another few blocks.
Going To The Nascar Race Tomorrow
well i am going to detriot to watch nascar this weekend and i am going to have a blast and i can't wait. well my man is so pissed off big time cause dale jr. is going to be racing for hendricks team and he don't like jeff gordon, and jimmie johnson. i guess this starts in 2008. i have to see what happenes this weekend. i know that i wanted dale jr to go to tony stewart's team but that it not happening now. oh well well got to go pack some more but i will be back on later. hotchick 3
I Was Asked To Repost This. Enjoy! A Day In The Life Of Quick
12:00pm - I open my eyes at the butt crack of noon, and light a cigarette. 12:01pm - I realize i have morning breath that could melt the aluminum siding off of a house! 12:04pm - I get my lazy ass out of my overly uncomfortable bed and hobble over to the shower, and get hot water running. 12:08pm - While showering, i stop to admire my own cock, and think of manly names for it....end up settling on "The magical spitting wand of doom" 12:10pm - I have dirty thoughts of a massive orgy including myself and 25 of the hottest women i know handling the magical spitting wand of doom! 12:12pm - I get out of the shower with a massive hard on, which works out good for me....i needed a place to hang my towel while i brush my teeth! 12:30pm - After drip drying, and staring at myself in the mirror for 10 minutes, i start looking for clothes. Have to remember which side of the room was the CLEAN clothes. 12:32pm - I settle on my usual. A pair of levi's, and a corona t shirt, with
We'll It Looks Like I'll Be Moving..... north carolina by the end of the month. mu husband just called me with the news. i have till the end of next week to get all our stuff ready for the movers who will show up on the 25. i have less that 14 days to get ready for a cross country move. [[sigh]] i just love when he calls with little declarations. we got base housing & he promised that he'd be waiting at the airport to pick me up. so i guess a new chapter of my life is starting. so yea..i better get going...i have a lot of packing to do. wish me luck guys.
Thats What Friends Are For!!!-))
A man and his wife are in the shower together when the doorbell rings. The wife puts on a robe and goes down to answer the door. In walks her husband’s friend Ben. The woman tells him her husband’s in the shower and asks if he can come back later. Instead, Ben steps in and quietly says, "I have $400 in my pocket. I’ll give it to you if you’ll open your bathrobe for me." She’s offended, but really needs the money so she agrees, opens her robe, and lets Ben have a quick peek before doing it up again. Ben gives her the $400, and she opens the door for him to leave, but he says, "I have another $400 in my other pocket. I’ll give it to you if you let me touch your breasts." Now she’s really mortified, but again, she needs the money, so she undoes her robe and lets him have a quick feel. Taking the other $400 from him, she lets him out the door. Going back upstairs, she gets back in the shower with her husband, feeling a little bit guilty. "Who was that?" the husband asks. "O
For Our Troops!!!
A United States Marine was attending some college courses between assignments. He had completed missions in Iraq and Afghanistan . One of the courses had a professor who was an avowed atheist and a member of the ACLU. One day the professor shocked the class when he came in. He looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, "God, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes." The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, "Here I am God. I'm still waiting." It got down to the last couple of minutes when the Marine got out of his Chair, went up to the professor, and cold-cocked him; knocking him off the platform. The professor was out cold. The Marine went back to his seat and sat there, silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and sat there looking on in silence. The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken, looked at the Marine and asked, "What the h
No Phones, No Computers
We lost it all here at work. I cant call, cant get calls, out computer drives we need to do our work are gone. The whole call center loss all the phone calls and stuff. This is crazy. But I may get to go home early. That is kinda plus. Maybe. Oh well I guess I can play my cherry tap now. Sweet!!!!!
1st Official "my Dirty Little Secrets" Pimpout
Thanks to all my friend that came by and joined my "Dirty little Secrets" fan club! As promised, i'll be pimping them out randomly each week! Each and everyone of these people mean something to me in one way or another. Please check them out, rate, fan and add them! 1st off this guy isn't my dirty little secret, but my CT hubby and he's wonderful! omalleysgold.... I'm CT - Married to IRISH SWEETHEART..... She ROCKS !!!!@ CherryTAP Now on to my "DIRTY LITTLE SECRETS" SyLLiKoN *No purchase necessary, void where prohibited* *IRISH SWEETHEART's Dirty Little Secret*@ CherryTAP STEELFAN 70~~~Sign my guestbook or leave a voice mail and I'll get ya back~~@ CherryTAP ~YourVerySweet'N'SexyCanuck~@ CherryTAP Playtoy69 "Corona's Sextoy" ( I'LL BE HOME ON THURSDAY )@ CherryTAP Babydoll0215 "CT MAFIA" & DIRTY SOUTH CREW" RATE AND FAN ME"@ CherryTAP ♫♫DJ WarChylde♫♫ Seductive Pleasures *Founder* ♫Fallen Angels♫*@ CherryTAP Bo
The Truth About Words...
In this world of word processors and email, I have come to notice how neglected a thing a pencil has become. I, myself, have been guilty of ‘processing’ my words. The passive ease of typing and spell checking, although attractive, I think, has taken from me some of the freedom and power in my words. Given the opportunity to, once again, wield a pencil, I find myself struck by a sense of satisfaction found, reborn, in watching the page filled by my movements. The words themselves, although sounding the same in my head as I write them, somehow feel more important as I see them written in my own script. The act of erasing is so violent actually scrubbing, and wiping away the proof of my own thoughts, leads me to exercise more caution in the words I choose. The intense compulsion toward all things expressive makes as benign a thing as reading in a coffee shop something tantamount to public masturbation. When a phrase is enticing, my mouth moves, tasting the words, a perfect paragraph
Wow Somethings Just Make Your Day
I awake to my lil one pulling on my arm only 7 1/2 months old...and my oldest 7 asking me if he can watch t.v. in my room...I never thought that having children would be so much fun and so hard at the same time. I'm truly blessed to beable to have children and love and prepare them for life..Its me.....I'm the one who taught them what love and respect is. I love that. Knowing that they there healthy and happy is the most wonderful thing in the world...I love my boys....Shout Out to Nathan and Dylan Mommy loves you no matter what....Strive and Acheive all you want in Life...It's a Big Big World with tons of opportunity with you names written all over it.
Just Few Things To Make You Smile
Uber Cherry - Pwnage! O'rly? Ya Rly!
Woooot, so I just ranked up to Uber Cherry. Uber being the German for over makes me kinda confused as to what exactly an over cherry is, but there ya go! Muchos grassy-ass to all you guys that keep rating all my shit, even though I'm way fuckin lazy about rating yours! The God of Donkeys loves you all! Thanks again, Paul
Internet Petitions
If there is anything I find annoying, it is Internet petitions. They do not ever seem to work and for the most part they are half assed attempts at grievance mongering. I think part of the problem with internet petitions is a disconnect in conveying a serious message as seriously writing a message. There is no reason any ill-conceived and poorly crafted message should be taken seriously. Here is a petition that rolled across my bulletins: “Don't you think it would be a great idea that the people that you have blocked couldn't even view your page, let alone the normal not being able to comment or rate etc. Because they still can go on your page everyday now and stalk your new pics and see your stash and read your comments, they just can't talk to you or rate you. I would prefer greatly that they couldn't even see anything. Please if you agree and believe that BLOCKED USERS shouldn't be able to even view your page, sign the petition I've start below and repost!! Maybe Baby J
Leave Kazy A Comment Contest (read For Details)
Hey Friends, Family, Fans! Leave Kazy a ocmment this week (Ending 6/20)and be entered to win a signed Kazy 'Undeniable Pieces' CD Since Cherrytap is kinda weird and the comments don't all show up...Leave me a comment on my default picture! You guys all rock! - Kazy
Family And Bombers
The World's Worst Pickup Lines
1. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand. 2. Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell I just met the girl of my dreams. OR: I want to call your mother and thank her. 3. Is your daddy a thief? ["No."] Then how did he steal the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes? [Be ready with a snappy answer in case they say "yes."] 4. You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear. 5. Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out on the table and take what I want? 6. Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway. 7. The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word. 8. Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night? 9. That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning. 10. My name's [your name]. That's so you know what to scream. 11. My name's [your name], but you can call me "lover." 12. Nice shoes. Wanna
Maths Stuff
this math stuff is easy
I know alot of guys will judge you by comparing you to other women found on this site but i have a different take on judging women. I use the Adam approach (as in garden of eden)i look opon you as if i have never seen a woman before that way i can study the subtle things that make you unique beatiful and in most cases very nice to talk to.Thank you for reading this blog and i hope you will give some feedback.
Th9ink Quick!!
An elderly man in Texas had owned a large farm for several years. He had a beautiful large pond at the back of the property next to the road, And he'd fixed it up real nice with picnic tables, Horseshoe pits, and He'd planted some nice flowers and fruit trees next to the Pond. One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond To look it Over,as he hadn't been down there for a while. He grabbed a Five-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the pond, he heard splashing and female voices Shouting And laughing with glee.. As he came closer he saw that 5 Young women Had Parked their car at the side of the road, climbed the fence And were Skinny-dipping in his pond. He made the women aware of his Presence And they all went hurriedly splashing to the deep end. One of the women shouted to him, "We're naked and we're not Coming Out until you leave!" The old man frowned and yelled back, "I didn't come Down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get
misconcepions Current mood: creative the concept of looking your best personifies what the world looks for in a relationship, wheather there is someone for everyone is a question misunderstood. We do we precive that looks is everything to people when deep inside is the one thing you really must look, their heart... A man who is hot or looks good outside is considered gay cause each woman fantisizes with a man good looks and lots of money (which i will get into that in a minute) A man can quickly be judged by the way they look at women and fantisize what they can do in bed and who he is a pervert.... True but take one look at a person who is fat, skinny, tall, short, but does not look their best is a misconsepition that we all have. First and formost I hate hiprtocrites. For anyone that matter, intend to tell you that looks is not an issue, are you bullshitting me!? Especially in the valley who tend to look the other way if the person is fat.***me*** hahaha. We all
Not Me Personaly So Ont Get Any Ideas..
I'm Glad I'm A Woman I'm glad I'm a woman, yes I am, yes I am I don't live off of Budweiser, beer nuts and Spam I don't brag to my buddies about my erections I won't drive to Hell before I ask for directions I don't get wasted at parties and act like a clown and I know how to put the damned toilet seat down! I won't grab your hooters, I won't pinch your butt my belt buckle's not hidden beneath my beer gut and I don't go around "readjusting" my crotch or yell like Tarzan when my head-board gets a notch I don't belch in public, I don't scratch my behind I'm a woman you see -- I'm just not that kind! I'm glad I'm a woman, I'm so glad I could sing I don't have body hair like shag carpeting It doesn't grow from my ears or cover my back When I lean over you can't see 3 inches of crack And what's on my head doesn't leave with my comb I'll never buy a toupee to cover my dome Or have a few hairs pulled from over the side I'm a woman, you know -- I've got far t
The Way You Are
for YOU, i have a life....... u believe it or not, ..... for YOU, this world here....... YOU feel it or not, every moment i m with u, every step i m with YOU, every heart beat is with YOU... ..... in my thoughts just YOU, ..... in my breaths just YOU, ..... in my dreams just YOU, ..... in my smiles just YOU, ..... in my eyes just YOU and YOU only ........ o my sweet love, i say this to YOU only and pray GOD that every life, every step, every heart beat, i ll be with YOU and YOU only..... if U r my LOVE, come and take my heart ..... i ll give U everything that's mineee ..... every moment , every step i m just thinking of u and YOU only
Change Management
Just a bit more of the discussion. Thought you might find it of interest. The best summation of what is happening today comes from a passage in Robert A. Heinlein’s Logic of Empire in the anthology The Past Through Tomorrow. It is part of a discussion on how societies decline into slave-wage economies if not slavery itself. This is essentially what has occurred in the past and is what is occurring today. Moreover it pollutes the validity of the advantages of Globalization. However, it is not by deliberate design, unless you take the words of Mr. Bill Gates before congress as propaganda for an illegitimate agenda; it is by accident. This does seem to be the case with Gates’ remarks when viewed in the whole picture. “… In any expanding free-enterprise economy,” Heinlein wrote,” which does not have a money system designed to fit its requirements the use of mother-country capital to develop the colony inevitably results in subsistence-level wages at home and salve labor in the colon
Thank God For People
thank god for people that have big hearts. i have had a very kind person help me and i thank him with all my heart
sex Current mood: amused ahhhh the favorite subject of all man women and everyone else in the planet.....SEX..... Relatively we all talk bout it in forms and ways that we hide the reality in it.... Its funny cause most of us usually avoid the topic then not realizing that thats all we can only think about.. Our minds are preterve in senses that we can only respond to it as damn thats good or you fucking pervert... Its funny cause most of the time we end up talking bout it no matter what Sex is a beautiful thing, it was meant to be. But as we progress in todays society, we got the wrong misconception of what sex is... Sex was not meant as a sport, where we can just jump into bed with anyone becasue he or she is hot.. Sex is not a drug people and we tend to have that affect where we can't have enough. Sex was intended to reproduce and share the love for one another. But am i to judge. I have done this too and im one in the million stats that could and should say Sex i
I'm Glad I'm A Man
I'm glad I'm a man, you better believe. I don't live off of yogurt, diet coke, or cottage cheese I don't bitch to my girlfriends about the size of my breasts I can get where I want to - north, south, east or west I don't get wasted after only 2 beers and when I do drink I don't end up in tears. I won't spend hours deciding what to wear, I spend 5 minutes max fixing my hair and I don't go around checking my reflection in everything shiny from every direction. I don't whine in public and make us leave early and when you ask why get all bitter and surly. I'm glad I'm a man, I'm so glad I could sing I don't have to sit around waiting for that ring. I don't gossip about friends or stab them in the back I don't carry our differences into the sack. I'll never go psycho and threaten to kill you or think every guy out there's trying to steal you. I'm rational, reasonable, and logical too I know what the time is and I know what to do. And I honestly think its a pri
The Blonde's Glossary Of Medical Terms
Artery. . . . . . . . . . . . . Study of Painting Bacteria. . . . . . . . . . . . Back door to the cafeteria Barium. . . . . . . . . . . . . What doctors do when treatment fails Bowel . . . . . . . . . . . . . A letter like A, E, I, O, or U Caesarean Section . . . . . . . A district in Rome Catheter. . . . . . . . . . . . String instruments Cat Scan. . . . . . . . . . . . Searching for kitty Cauterize . . . . . . . . . . . Made eye contact with her Colic . . . . . . . . . . . . . A sheep dog Congenital. . . . . . . . . . . Friendly D & C . . . . . . . . . . . . . Where the White House is Dilate. . . . . . . . . . . . . To live long Enema . . . . . . . . . . . . . Not a friend Fester. . . . . . . . . . . . . Quicker Fibula. . . . . . . . . . . . . Small lie Genital . . . . . . . . . . . . Non Jewish G I Series. . . . . . . . . . . Soldier baseball Grippe. . . . . . . . . . . . . Suitcase Hangnail. . . . . . . . . . . . Coat hook H
6 Reasons Not To Mess With Children.
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible. The little girl said, 'When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah'. The teacher asked, 'What if Jonah went to hell?' The little girl replied, 'Then you ask him '. A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work. As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was. The girl replied, 'I'm drawing God.' The teacher paused and said, 'But no one knows what God looks like.' Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, 'They will in a minute.'
If Men Got Pregnant
Maternity leave would last two years....with full pay. There would be a cure for stretch marks. Natural childbirth would become obsolete. Morning sickness would rank as the nation's #1 health problem. All methods of birth control would be 100% effective. Children would be kept in the hospital until toilet trained. Men would be eager to talk about commitment. They wouldn't think twins were so cute. Sons would have to be home from dates by 10:00 PM. Breifcases would be used as diaper bags. Paternity suits would be a fashion line of clothes. They'd stay in bed during the entire pregnancy. Restaurants would include ice cream and pickles as main entree's. Women would rule the world.
The World Is Right
Actually its full of shit but it made for a good title, Im sitting here sipping on V8 Berry Blend! Carrot juice and Berries?Taisha ur crazy! I kno but its tasty!And because im fat i could do with the 'healthiness' haha So anyhoo um i watched old movies last night like Encino Man -Classic! haha Oh and i got the new guitar world mag with Jack White on the cover.Great interview.God hes smart.Oh n theres a great interview with Alex Lifeson {my soulmate}. and another great interview with Ozzy and Zack. A big tribute to Randy Rhoades. And it comes with a bonus cd which includes The WHite Stripes{mine},RUSH[personal heros] and a bunch more. So yeh good stuff tis sunny out should i go tan? i think i might i gots a great tan goin=me being sexy which on a good day im really sexi,but with the new tan my sexiness is at an all time high. Ok so i love you all my great pals xx ~stay sexi~
Deep South
Emily Sue passed away and Bubba called 911. The 911 operator told Bubba that she would send someone out right away. "Where do you live?" asked the operator. Bubba replied, "At the end of Eucalyptus Drive." The operator asked, "Can you spell that for me? "There was a long pause and finally Bubba said, "How 'bout if I drag her over to Oak Street and you pick her up there?"
Am I Wrong?
I know people probably think I'm a sex addict or something(and maybe I am;)) but I just find it fun to do my mums about sex because I like the comments people leave and enjoy reading them, even when they are bashing me....I feel everyone needs a little spice in there life, and one thing is for sure, i love to talk about it! I also appreciate all the offers I get from the guys to help me in my quest t make a porn and to find the right toys to use....its all taken into consideration, but I really only plan to do any of this with the one man i am wanting to be with, and he knows who he is.....and if he reads this, I love you baby! Anyways, keep up with your suggestions and stuff, I love to know what other people think and all replies are good, even the ones that aren't very nice....~kisses~
Loose Job And Meeting Amy On June 22!!!
Well! I got lay-off from my work recently by on Tuesday! But I got still pay on my weeks for my work because of they are closing plants!! Sooo I have to waiting for many days and counting so i asked Amy to meeting her next week! she say Sure you can coming to see me!!! Soo I have to going get new oil and change it on my 2006 TrailBlazer for long trip to see her!! I am feeling little bit nervous to meeting her!! Because i have been single for long times! I never seen that lady kept say " I Love You so Much!!!".... I just willing to coming to see Her! I feeling little bit weird about that! but I feeling bad about my job just closed! That's it! Well as soon I will use her computer for upload with me and her in same pic shot and show you how many I do I love her! Well you will see our new uploading pics maybe 40 to 50 pics in next weeks or weekend! But not right now!!! Thank you for reading! But my poorly english are naughty!!!! I am deaf oh well!
Best Kiss Contest
Best kiss contest will start this Thursday the 15 and will run for 7 days.... I will need at least 10 entries to make this happen. First place will be a 7 day blast and 2nd and 3rd will be VIC gifts... Self bombing is down rating of course.. Anyone interested just pm me your pic.... Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics from S e x i l u v . c o m
Life's Enigma
A young ventriloquist is touring through the southern United States and stops to entertain at a small bar in Texas. He's going through his usual stupid Redneck jokes, when a big burly guy in the audience stands up and says, "I've heard just about enough of your smart ass hillbilly jokes. We ain't all stupid here in the South." Flustered, the ventriloquist begins to apologize, when the big guy pipes up, "You stay out of this mister, I'm talking to the smart ass little fella on your knee."
Cumbia Dance Performance
Sex Education
A teenage girl comes home from school and asks her mother. "Is it true what Rita just told me? Babies come out of the same place where boys put their penises?" "Yes, dear," replies her mother, pleased that the subject had finally come up and she wouldn't have to explain it to her daughter. "But then when I have a baby," the teenager pondered, "won't it knock all my teeth out?"
My Wish For You.. My Friends .. My Family
I wish you enough rain to appreciate the sun even more. I wish you enough happiness to keep your spirit alive and everlasting. I wish you enough pain so that even the smallest of joys in life may appear bigger. I wish you enough gain to satisfy your wanting. I wish you enough loss to appreciate all that you possess. I wish you enough hellos to get you through the final good-bye. Sweetest Hugs Miss Chanel
Blast The Babe
Lookin 4 a Sugar Daddy's away , so Miss Priss wants to play.......
Blast The Babe
Lookin 4 a Sugar Daddy's away , so Miss Priss wants to play.......
Finally, A Definition Of Globalization I Can Understand
Finally, a definition of globalization I can understand: Question : What is the truest definition of Globalization? Answer: Princess Diana's death. Question: How come? Answer : An English princess with an Egyptian boyfriend crashes in a French tunnel, driving a German car with a Dutch engine, driven by a Belgian who was drunk on Scottish whisky, (check the bottle before you change the spelling), followed closely by Italian Paparazzi, on Japanese motorcycles, treated by an American doctor, using Brazilian medicines. This is sent to you by a Jew of German/Russian decent, using Bill Gates's technology, and you're probably reading this on your computer, that uses Taiwanese chips, and a Korean monitor, assembled by Bangladeshi workers in a Singapore plant, transported by Indian lorry-drivers, hijacked by Indonesians, unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen, and trucked to you by Mexican illegal's.....
Read This
Colin Davis of the Californian brutal death metallers VILE has posted the following message on the band's MySpace page: "It's time to gear up people, its time to gear up... "I do a lot of personal research about what is going on in this country and in the world right now. Thank God, we live in an amazing age where information that was never available to us, now is. I've talked about a lot of things in these blogs. Spirituality, government corruption, many things. But this blog is about getting prepared for what is coming to us Americans. "Unconsciously, we all know what is coming. Nobody in their right mind would argue that the civilization is not in freefall. A lot of people that will be reading this are not old enough to remember anything else. And even I have not seen things near perfect at all. None of us have. But what we are seeing now is pure evil rearing its head right in the daylight. "The only reason why most of us are not running for the hills is the damn good
You Changed Me
You say smile! I say why smile. You say everything is going to be ok! I say...nothing. You say why are you angry. I say I'm not. You say just relax! I say... nothing. Truth is... I don't feel like smiling no more I know nothing is ok I am angry for all the shit done to me I can't relax and leave it be Things just are not right This is my life and this is the way I have to be! You are never going to stop hurting me! And that you can't see Why..won't you just leave! So my soul can be set free You don't love me! And that we both see The rolls have FLIPPED! Now do you see! Just what you have done to me You have CHANGED me! To some person I don't want to be But you still don't see And you ask me How can I leave You mean everything to me But you still don't see You will not STOP hurting me! And that has took everything out of me You have CHANGED me! I have gave up everything.... that meant anything to me!! Just so you would set me free! And still you w
Samba Pa Ti
Wanting Some Tags To Be Made
Any of my friends that make kewl tags much like the ones a friend made for me, if they would be willing to make me a few, I would greatly appreciate it. Please get in touch if you make tags n such. Thanks Kiss
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What the fuck is up with gas prices. This shit is realy pissing me off. To fill up my car its $30.00 when it used to be just $20.00. WTF is going on????
Escape From Paradice
So, as of right now, I'm so fed up with having kids around all the time, I don't wanna have kids. I love these girls, don't get me wrong, but it's a pain in the ass to have them. They eat non stop and they whine too damn much. Then they get into shit they shouldn't at call me mean cuz I tell them to get outta it...They just like to make me the mean guy cuz I'm home with them all day. I don't like the idea of having to strap them into the car EVERYWHERE you go and then take them out EVERYWHERE you go...strap them back in when you get done...sometimes it's not even worth it, but I wouldn't leave them in the car for someone to steal. I am so stressed out right now I can't even stand myself. I'm a bit crabby and I have stayed in my room most of the day because I don't like to yell at them and with as frustrated as I am today, that's exactly what happens. Here's another thing...can a woman take a piss w/o two kids standing right there going "Make sure you wipe Auntie, make
69 Questions To Start The Summer
1. Are you in a relationship? No 2. Do you know more than 3 people? Yes 3. How many houses have you lived in? 5 4. What is your favorite candy bar? Twix 5. What are your favorite shoes? Don't have one 6. Have you ever tripped someone? Yes 7. What was your least favorite subject this year? Network Security 8. What was your favorite subject this year? Windows Administration 9. Do you own a Britney Spears CD? No 10. Have you ever thrown up in public? No 11. Name something that's always on your mind. Sex 13. What is your zodiac sign? Librah 14.What time were you born? Don't Know 15. Do you like beer? No 16. Have you ever made a prank call? Yes 17. What is the most embarrassing CD you own? I don't know 18. Are you sarcastic? Sometimes 19. What are your favorite colors? Black, Blue 20. How many watches do you own? None 21. Summer or winter? Winter 22. Spring or fall? Spring 23. What are your favorite colors to wear? Black and Blue 24. Pepsi or Spri
Laying in your bed With your pillow under my head Cool spring breeze swirls about Delivering the fresh scent of lilacs Through the open windows of your room Hours ago your alarm clock rang Removing you from my arms For work calls Though I wish you were still here Snuggled up to your chest Hearing your calming voice Whispering, “Good morning beautiful” I could lay there forever All my problems seem to fade When you are next to me For hours you will be gone Working hard If there is a job to do You will get it done Because that is how you are Looking at the clock on your headboard Counting the hours until you return For when you walk back through the door A smile will be shown Bright across my face Happy to be with you again To feel the love you have for me By the way you bathe me in such sweet delicate words The gentle touch of your hand across my cheek Tells me I’m no longer dreaming For your time away has ended I lay smiling in your bed Where yo
Last One
Always walking alone Since the first day Out of the woom Having no morals taught to me Not being taught anything Keeping to myself, I walk alone Teaching myself everyhting In life and in love All the way from morals to Having respect for everything and nothing at the same time Being myself is my only strength My only weakness is... Forever walking alone
Fighting urges and feelings For anyone who wants me Rejecting everyone but you If I had known we were gonna end especially like this I would have let some in To just be firends or lovers Memories only make regret When I let you in I thought we had something Something pure and constant like the flow of a waterfall
Yes I Did It
Tonight in the darkness I feel alone without you The way we used to talk The way it used to be I thought you cared about me More than to just Drop me like you have You didnt even give me a chance To explain my true feelings I dont think you know But you have to believe How i feel is true If you want or need something else Just tell me and ill try Just maybe I'll try to let you go....
Shaken Baby
From: ♥RAQUEL♥ Date: Jun 13, 2007 11:26 AM ..will you??? Kindly repost - Never ever let the ones left behind and the survivors think we forget about them and their families... a> BABY ALEX... Please NEVER ...EVER ... SHAKE A BABY .. Add to My Profile | More Videos In case you are wondering about the piece of crap MONSTER who did this to Alex, clicking on this text will bring you to punkass loser's MySpace page (I refuse to have the face of evil on my page). He is a pathetic excuse for a human being who shook a poor defenseless baby and caused him and his family unrelenting pain and horror... Please let him know how you feel about what he did to Alex... I sure as hell did!!! (Payback is a bitch "Manuel"... you will see that when you get put in prison... the MEN in there can't wait to meet *boys* like you who hurt children!!! Rot in hell, you sick sadistic f*ck!!!
Need Help With Titles
I just want you to feel Feel like i do for you I know thing are different I cant see how or why All I've done was try to make you happy Before tonight I thought I had you Just listening to your voice before It made me smile knowing you care Although your voice wasnt the same tonight You sounded annoyed or bothered by me And what i had to say, with only one point Trying to get you to realize I care If you dont believe me then look at my face When i say good night for the last time With tears in my eyes, running down my cheek Trying to remember how it was The only thing i remember Is us being happy and us loving eachother
What is love? Is it just a 4-letter word? or is it used to hide the words of real emotion we'll never know, will we? never satisfied, looking forr deeper reasons When the feeling is deep still can be carved from the surface of your heart and your memory forever forgotten I dont know what I'd do If i really knew what love was searching to never find a reason we all sit in wonder will we ever love or beloved?
Booyah Casey Likes Em
I think next time will be the last time Until the depths of your heart lead you back But the least you can do is to tell bout Bout what we've done, that so called relationship you do have with him is based on lies about me and yourself Our love will be everlasting whoever we are with at the end of this world Being your first was never a plan it was fate, but fate dissapears rapidly to discover our mistakes all i want, is for you to be truthful with him Dont hide me or the feelings for me friends or not we still have the connection but soon i will cut the umbilical cord that connects us, our feelings and what we know about eachother only to forget and live on
This is still pretty much in the raw form, but I thought some of you might enjoy it. -- GreyHawk In the United States [the shift in power] occurred when the Stock Market Crashed on October 24, 1929. In November of 1932, the corporations, sans any influence with the population, saw Franklin D. Roosevelt win the White House. The business friendly Republicans were out of power and would remain out of power until 1952 when Dwight D. Eisenhower won the general election. In spite of the revisionist arguments citing that FDR caused the Great Depression, he was a product of the ’29 Market Crash. FDR was as much a result of Depression as he was a catalyst for change towards a more socialist form of capitalism. It is disingenuous to demonize a man for being a product of the history of his era. Socialism in the 1920s did not yet have the taint from the Communist Soviet Union and Roosevelt seeing that the nation’s back was against the wall had to draw on unconventional sources to get the nation
Could you whisper in my ear The things you wanna feel I'd give ya anythin' To feel it comin' Do you wake up on your own? And wonder where you are You live with all your faults I wanna wake up where you are I won't say anything at all So why don't you slide Yeah I'm gonna let it slide Don't supposed I'll ever know What it means to be a man Somethin' I can't change I'll live around it And I'll do anythin' you ever Dreamed to be complete Little pieces of the nothin' that fall Oh May Put your arms around me What you feel is what you are And what you are is beautiful Oh May Do you wanna get married, Or run away? I wanna wake up where you are I won't say anything at all
To live this life Running from feelings That was before This is now I regret running And not showing Complete emotions I was embarassed to Have emotion for anyhting Cause of constant torment If i knew then What i know now I just might be happy Or just satisfied for The life i lived And dieing today just might Are the regret and anger Deep...deep inside of me
Nice Guy
Us nice guys, We finish last in romance, Although first in your hearts As friends, we hope for more What never becomes of us We beg, We plead for a chance But never given one As usual they say "lets just be friends" Finishing last is all feelings Feelings I never needed Attachment is my only weakness My strength to forget has dissipated Along with the heart of a so called "nice Guy" If dieing was an option Just to forget the memories of your face I'd say to the world let me go To heaven or hell whichever Will accept the real me At last i feel accepted, In this place where i cannot return To the mistakes I had made, To make you feel they way you did bout me And the only feeling never missed and reassured Are the feelings i had for you
China Finds New Species Of Big, Bird-like Dinosaur
HONG KONG/BEIJING (Reuters) - China has uncovered the skeletal remains of a gigantic, surprisingly bird-like dinosaur, which has been classed as a new species. Eight meters (26 ft) long and standing at twice the height of a man at the shoulder, the fossil of the feathered but flightless Gigantoraptor erlianensis was found in the Erlian basin in Inner Mongolia, researchers wrote in the latest issue of Nature. The researchers said the dinosaur, discovered in April 2005, weighed about 1.4 tonnes and lived some 85 million years ago. According to lines of arrested growth detected on its bones, it died as a young adult in its 11th year of life. What was particularly surprising was its sheer size and weight because most theories point to carnivorous dinosaurs getting smaller as they got more bird-like. "It had no teeth and had a beak. Its forelimbs were very long and we believe it had feathers," Xu Xing at the Chinese Academy of Sciences' Institute of Vertebrate Paleontology
The Killing Of Georgie
Why ?
We all live to work our asses off. For bosses and employers that dont appreciate not one thing that we do.We are all now a days getting over worked and under payed.
What Up Cherry Tap
My Experience With This Site + Girls Here
It's been almost a year since I've joined it... (I list all topics of this discussion orderly) [NUDE BEACH]____________________________________________ This site is the equivalent to an online nude beach. People can get so exited to come here, take off all of their clothes, pose naked to be seen, get wild about it, show off and gawk at everyone. After everyone has seen eachother naked, the whole TABOO-thing tapers off. It's just that pre-Adam&Eve ideal (natural), not needing to hide anything any longer. Visible truths, nature, natural biological anatomy! But there are still rules just like a nude beach. Keep your hands to yourself, unless in private as long as consent has been granted to do so. Got to admit it, you girls sometimes base majority of guys you find attractive, based on "their package" mixed within the percentage of what their face looks like, then add their height and body type, then you've got a total average that you judge from, then is there
Black Magick Woman
Flor De Luna
A Decision Was Made........and Life Won't Be The Same.
Well to start off I've told many friends about how my uncle is such a dick....well today he lost it he went to a rage that was his worst he started threatening to kill us and was calling us all sorts of horrible things. Saying that we make his life miserable. That WE are the reason he's such a bitter old man. Well me and my aunt decided that we are leaving Oklahoma next friday to move to New York to stay with her mom. We know what my uncle is capable of and we can't afford to sit around and wait for him to hurt one of us before we make a change. I hate to leave...I can't stop crying. But we have to be strong and do what we gotta do. We're looking out for ourselves and the kids. It's gonna be rough. We have to up and leave. The most we will be taking with us is our clothes and maybe a few items if that. I'm going on a bus with two of my cousins Angel and Aaron and Jeanie, William and Amber will be renting a car and driving up there. I'm not sure when the next time I will have access to
Quick Fun
Q: Why are hunters so great lovers in bed? A: Because they go deep into the bush, shoot twice and eat everything they shoot! Q: Whats the speed limit of sex? A: 68 because at 69 you have to turn around!! A senior guy invited his girlfriend over because his parents were gone for the weekend, so his girlfreind arrived at his house they went to the bedroom and he forgot his younger brother was sleeping on the botttom bed so him and his girlfriend went on the top bed and they started talking and then things get heated up so he said scream TOMATOES if you want it harder and scream LETTUCE if you want a different position so she was screaming LETTUCE, TOMATO, LETTUCE, TOMATO, then she said stop pull it out becuase I cant get pregnant then the little brother woke up and said "will you guys please stop making sandwiches"....
My Sis, Heather
For those of you who aren¡¦t aware I do have a sister. She¡¦s my older half-sister (there¡¦s three of us that my dad had¡K.that we know of) by seven years and we grew pretty close when our dad died. (I don¡¦t know my older half-brother James too well. He¡¦s 14 years older than me and an alcoholic.) Over the years since then we¡¦ve kept in minimal touch. We never felt the need to do anything else and I moved a lot. We¡¦re close, don¡¦t get me wrong. We just don¡¦t call each other too often. If we ever needed anything we¡¦d call and things would be taken care of. But that¡¦s the way we are. I was thinking about her yesterday and gave her a call on one of my breaks at work. I left a message for her telling her that I was missing her and that I live in Nashville now. Gave her my cell number and my email address. Got an email just a bit ago from her. I¡¦m an aunt! Again! She got married in 2005 and had a son not too long ago. There are pictures! They are so adorable! I¡¦v
Hubby & Pookie Jokes
Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that. At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?" The other replied, "Yes, I am, I married the wrong man." After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, "You know, I was a fool when I married you." She replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice." A lady inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Husband wanted". Next day she received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine." The bride, upon her engagement, went to her mother and said, "I've found a man just like father!" Her mother replied, "So what do you want from me, sympathy?" When a woman steals your husband, there is no better revenge than to let her keep him. Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe. Ma
My Weekend........
Hi everyone!! As most of you know, I fell and broke my foot, just let me tell you how bad this sucks!!! lol So now, I have to wear a damn cast for 4 weeks and then go back and have x-rays done again. Not only did I fall while walking..just call me Grace..but I broke it in 2 places and not just 1. Anyway, the pic up there is of me with my new designer wear. This weekend we went to Talbot Street downtown. Now if you've never been there, you are missing out!!! lol We went to the Drag Queen Show..if you have never must is such a blast!!! I absolutely love going to this bar...and I'm what they call a "breeder"..because I'm straight. One thing I don't understand is all these guys are gay but the guys are dressing up as women??? not sure if i'll ever understand that but it's still alot of fun. Although, this past weekend it occurred to me that I was sitting in a room full of men, some of which who probably suck dick better than I that made me
mmmmmm, babe, lying here beside you, looking into your eyes, after making love with you.....propped up on my arm....tracing your face with my fingers, pulling you closer to me as i longingly kiss you i can feel your body responding to mine, & i am already wet again, as i feel your dick starting to get hard, again....i lean down & take your dick in my mouth, i can still taste myself on it from where we had just made love, & it is so sexy....i turn around & place my pussy in your face & your tounge starts working on my clit, i am so wet, & my sweet pussy juices are just there for your toungue to catch...i am moaning in ectasy, & taking you in my mouth, i go down as far as i can take you in my mouth.....mmmmmmmmmmm, you pick me up off your face & turn me around, kissing me deeply as we taste each other.....slowly, you lower me over your hard throbbing dick, just slowly , my pussy covers the head of your dick, just teasing the inside of my pussy .... then, just when i cant take your t
What Kind Of Chocolate Are You?
You are White Chocolate You are White Chocolate You are sweet, caring, and truly very innocent. Whether your naive ways are a bit of act or not, people like to take care of you. You are a quiet flirt, and your power is often underestimated! What Kind of Chocolate Are You?
Missing Opium?
Yeah, I know. Haven't been on in forever, just dropped away with no warning. Sorry bout that. I went on vacation and couldn't get on CT. Combine that with my utterly anti-social tendencies and there you go. I do that. I have phases. But I miss everybody....well, everybody that I actually like. =-) Not sure if I'll be on much, but I will at least check for messages and stuff, so feel free to harrass me. Naked!
Okay well...I'm having problems and i don't know when i'll be on here....So pleasejust keep with me and wait it out for me...I'm sorry i haven't been on much...thanks for the wait
By Paul Burns
"I cannot approach that fat sticky roach It's not there anymore, it fell on the floor! Where did it go? Fat Sticky Roach-ah!??? There it is! Now it is seen... there on the floor the fat sticky green! Oh Lord! Where has it been? Fat Sticky Roach...Fat Sticky Roach... Fat Sticky Roach... YEAH! OK, I grabbed it, got it in my hand... can't even believe I'm gonna light it again! But here I go, taking a toke... got an eye hit off of that fat sticky smoke! But yet you should know that I tried not to choke... Fat Sticky Roach... Fat Sticky Roach... Fat Sticky Roach... cough cough cough...ehhh!" I love my friend "Tall Paul" Burns... we have known eachother for 10 years, and he is such my stoner friend! We were sitting in the Cactus Moon last night, and after he returned from the "safety meeting" outside, he shared these words with me, which I transferred to a few napkins that were in my reach. I don't think he believed I would blog this, but here it is for all to see. ENJOY!
Is The Grass Greener? - A Mumm Comment
Read this MUMM this morning The question was: In the idea of relationships is the grass greener on the other side? This was my response: "First you are asking the wrong question. The grass in your own yard is what you make it. If it looks likes crap, the grass on the other side is greener until you ruin it too or make your grass so green that the Green Giant looks pale. The right question is: How can I make my grass so green that it will inspire others to want to make their lawn beautiful too? When you know how to earn a woman's respect, talk to them, know what they want and how to give it to them, and you show them that you understand them....they will have the highest respect, love, honor and opinion of you. When you can do that with Vice President of Your Heart and fill her will exhilaration, you will have the best relationship ever that EVERYONE will notice. It will inspire others to reach for a better relationship and
My Friend
today is the anniversary of my Best friends death. I will not be on here today, I just wanted everyone to know why! Setaro was the most beautiful person I have ever met...when I saw him smile, I saw pure beauty and life...... I miss you my sweet Setaro! with every part of my heart! Death is inevitable You know it will happen, but Never prepared for how it feels. It never feels the same twice, Neither worse, nor better Just not the same! When I lost you, My heart was ripped open, and closed at the same time. Unexpected, and unexplained. I saw you rarely, but thought of you always, You never left my side, but you were never there to feel. You will be in my heart forever, but never in my arms again. My heart aches for your company, your smile, your warmth, YOUR BREATH! I am empty inside, but I am Filled with Wonderful memories. Memories that I don't want to lose, But I don't want to think of them. I am so happy thinking of you,
Unhappy America.........
If you are not a Jay Leno fan read what he wrote anyway. My respect and esteem For him has really increased. "The other day I was reading Newsweek magazine and came across some poll Data I found rather hard to believe. It must be true given the source, Right? The Newsweek poll alleges that 67 percent of Americans are unhappy with the Direction the country is headed and 69 percent of the country is unhappy With the performance of the president. In essence 2/3s of the citizenry Just ain't happy and want a change. So being the knuckle dragger I am, I started thinking, ''What are we so Unhappy about?'' Is it that we have electricity and running water 24 hours a day, 7 days a week? Is our unhappiness the result of having air conditioning in The summer and heating in the winter? Could it be that 95.4 percent of These unhappy folks have a job? & nbsp;Maybe it is the ability to walk into A grocery store at any time and see more food in moments than Darfur has se
Wal-Mart is the largest non-oil company in the world. If oil prices were lower it'd certianly be the largest in terms of revenue. It employs 1.6 million people. ExxonMobile, the world's largest company, employs only 90,000. Wal-Mart is the largest retailer in the U.S., but also in Mexico and Canada as well. It does as much sales in three months as Target does ALL YEAR. It is as large as Home Depot, Kroger, Target, Costco, Sears and K-Mart COMBINED. Half of all Americans live within five miles of a Wal-Mart. Ninety percent live within fifteen miles. Wal-Mart isn't just huge; it's monolithic. It isn't the size so much that disturbs me, though Fishman (in The Wal-mart Effect) makes a good case that we as American need to have an understanding of how such an enormous business effects the market forces simply from being so large. My problem is that Wal-Mart has taken capitalism and turned it upside-down. Fishman makes the point that Wal-Mart really does live its mantra - "Alwa
You know what pisses me off the most????? People who sign up on here and dont put pics up.... I know of a few who just sign up to see our profiles and shit... Thanks for letting me get that off my chest
"thnks Fr Th Mmrs" Fall Out Boy
I'm gonna make you bend and break (It sent you to me without wings) Say a prayer but let the good times roll In case God doesn't show (Let the good times roll, let the good times roll) And I want these words to make things right But it's the wrongs that make the words come to life "Who does he think he is?" If that's the worst you got Better put your fingers back to the keys One night and one more time Thanks for the memories even though they weren't so great "He tastes like you only sweeter" One night, yeah, and one more time Thanks for the memories, thanks for the memories "He, he tastes like you only sweeter" Been looking forward to the future But my eyesight is going bad And this crystal ball It's always cloudy except for (except for) When you look into the past (look into the past) One night stand (one night stand off) One night and one more time Thanks for the memories even though they weren't so great "He tastes like you only sweeter" One nigh
In My Eyes
In my eyes I see black hair Brown eyes, as my heart bleeds I feel the pain as my heart bleeds She wipes my tears as my heart bleeds I am laying here sick she holds me as I feel Her breath over me will I continue to bleed Is she here with me I feel the need In my eyes I see a beautiful brown eyed girl Will she be part of me? I see her in picture, I hear her voice As she is a part of me will she be My brown eyed girl Or continue to bleed
Mine Are Brown
Black Eyes People with black eyes spend the shortest time in relationships except for the one with their current addiction. They are leg humping friendly to borderline sleazy. They always fall in love with anything that that has two legs, a pulse and a wet spot. They are great kissers----until they vomit all over you. They are very easy to please unless they haven't had their latest fix of alcohol, meth, cocaine, or prescription medicine. If you repost this and you have black eyes you will either O.D., spend the night in jail, or wake up next to some skank you've never seen before within the next 2 days. Blue Eyes People with blue eyes last the longest in relationships. They are kind, pretty or handsome,very good kissers and are really hot. They always fall in love with their closest friends and never understand why. They are very funny, outgoing and don't care what people think or say. They are very satisfying and love to please. Are straight up WARRIORS when necessary. If yo
Making Oils
MAKING OILS This explains three simple ways to make oils. **CAUTION** these methods should only be attempted by a knowledgeable user. The Inner Sanctum is not responsible for injury resulting in these methods. OIL BREW This method will only make oil that will smell like the herbs, it will not produce any usable quantities of actual plant oil. For that, use the next two methods. These oils are generally weaker than normal, so be aware of that before you begin. 1. Choose base oil, canola, olive, and vegetable oil work well, but almost anything will work so long as its smell is not too strong. 2. Mix and empower dry herbs to be used in the oil. 3. Heat base oil until hot. 4. Mix in herbs in about a 1:1 ratio with the oil. 5. Let sit for about 20 minutes, adjusting the heat to maintain a constant temperature, stir every minute. 6. Strain and store in a medicine bottle or film canister. BREW BOIL This will produce a stronger oil, and y
United States Marine
'Leave no Marine behind' they say, 'Shoot to kill, not wound' This very elite group of Warriers will be there for you soon. In their tailored to fit uniforms, there training is no less. For when we talk about Marine's we talk about the best. The smallest group in the Military for they can't be drafted, not a one they pick this honor on their own, their day is never done. To even join they must have belts in Marshall arts and such, they must be sharp shooters and hit their mark, to have that special touch. 'The few the proud' these guys are there to guard us when we sleep. They even guard the President as Jesus guarded his sheep. They guard our nuclear weapons, they guard the Pentagon and all the American Embassies, they could be your daughter or son. Marine's live out of squad bays that are made out of concrete, they don't have the luxury of sleeping with air or heat. They are the toughest of the tough, the bravest of the brave the first ones in
Rod Stewart In Versailles
Why is it that your other half likes to cause more shit for you? Why can't they just listen when they are told...not to do something? I feel like I am at my breaking point now. This hurts! Yet again! ~M
Burn It Down
Drank so much last night I think that I drowned But now my cup is empty No one has seen my will around Now my heart is aching Sometimes I fall asleep for days But my bed is empty I know I am too set in my ways Tell 'em all I'm ok Flew so high last night I think that I fell to the ground so heavy Woke up to find this living hell It used to be so easy Hard to tell my nights now from my days The curtains hide my feelings Don't feel I have any right to pray And will they find me someday, Someday Whatever takes us away Will be the same to drive us on Remember to find a new way A way to see it all We're finally slipping away and soon it will be gone Remember to find a new day Remember to carry on (parts of "Burn it down" by Alter Bridge
Male Versus Female Jokes
Q: Why are men like blenders? A: You need one but you're not quite sure why. Q: Why is food better than a man? A: You don't have to wait an hour for seconds. Q: What's a man's idea of helping to make the bed? A: He gets out.. Q: Why are men and parking spots similar? A: The good ones are already taken and the ones left are handicapped. Q: How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: ONE! men will screw anything. Q: What do toilet seats, anniversaries and a clitoris have in common? A: Men miss them all. Q: How do you keep a man interested after marriage? A: Wear perfume that smells like beer. Q: How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? A: She starts the sentance with "A man once told me..." Q: Why did the woman cross the road? A: That's not the point, what's she doing out of the kitchen? Q: Did you hear about the guy who finally figured outwomen? A: He died laughing before he could tell anybody. Q: How many men does
My Submissive Heart
My submissive heart I gave to you And no one but you. I sit and wait for my Master, To return home each and every day. When you placed your collar around my neck You looked at me and said "Forever More". Your leather cuffs you placed around my wrists And said "Mine till the end". My Master I love you so You took me and made me whole. You said "Trust in me and I'll set you free" and, I'll make you into the woman you want to be" I submit to you freely because you love me and protect me simply said you complete me. Your whips and chains I welcome with pleasure And if I'm good you bind me too. With each strike upon my tender skin I know you give it with sheer delight. You command me to be silent and still For you say my body is your playground. Master loves me and adores me As I love and adore him. The day I met my Master was the day I found freedom in which he set me free. I will always kneel and proudly serve and obey him always forever m
Home Protection Mirror Spell
HOME PROTECTION MIRROR SPELL Compose an altar: place a censer in the center before an image of the Goddess. Have a twelve-inch (or so) round mirror there as well. Ring the altar with nine white candles. Burn a protective incense (such as sandalwood, frankincense, copal or rosemary) in the censer. Beginning with the candle most directly before the Goddess image, say these or similar words: Lunar light protect me! Repeat as you light each candle until all are glowing. Now, holding the mirror, invoke the Goddess in her lunar aspect with these or similar words: Great Goddess of the Lunar Light and Mistress of the Seas; Great Goddess of the Mystic Night and of the Mysteries; Within this place of candles bright and with Your mirror nigh; Protect me with Your awesome might while ill vibrations fly! Standing before t
So Much To Think About
I need a vacation and a life makeover....why does everything have to be so messed up...I just want to be happy not involved in crap that I shouldnt have to lose anymore sleep than I already know what I mean....anyways thats it for now..I will vent out more later I'm sure
Reclaiming That Which Was Lost
Standing upon the brink the demi-goddess wipes away her final tears and says goodbye to the part of her the world knows. Saddest part is they don't have a clue of what they are losing. Oh, well. The time has come to leave love and hope behind. Now all is simple what is need and want. Forget pain but even more embrace it. Saying goodbye to all the feelings ever known she takes a step beyond their reach. With the last of her humanity she turns to them and says, "I am sorry, please don't miss me for I am already gone. You will see me but I am not the same person you knew. Hold tight to your memories for I will treasure the ones we share for eternity. Some day I will fade from your memory. Goodbye" Some felt hurt when if they only knew she was their saving grace they should be happy. As the powers of old serged through her she struggled to hang on to the few memories that had once given her hope. Knowing that deep down she has to keep a piece of her heart or she will le
Well Its Summer
well it is offically summer and i know cause all the tittays are about to pop out of the ladies shirts i love that nothing like sitting around a pool when some hot chick with great tits walks in... and then walks out cause she forgot her purse.
Astral Projection
(Taken from Leaving The Body: A Complete Guide to Astral Projection, D. Scott Rogo, Prentice Hall Press) One of the chief barriers people learning to project face is fear. Many are afraid that they may die, or be harmed in some way as a result of their projection. Nothing could be farther from the truth. The Canterbury Institute, renowned for its occult studies, executed an experiment in projection involving over 2,000 people. None of them were hurt in any way by this, and now, three years later, none have complained of any newly arising problems. Once you are aware that you cannot be harmed by projecting, you should begin Monroe's techniques, step by step. Step one: Relax the body. According to Monroe, "the ability to relax is the first prerequisite, perhaps even the first step itself" to having an OBE. (out of body experience) This includes both physical and mental relaxation. Monroe does not suggest a method of attaining this relaxation, although Progress
If Men Were To Rewrite "the Rules
Rule # 1 Anything we said six or eight months ago is inadmissible in an argument. All comments become null and void after seven days. Rule # 2 If you don't want to dress like Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys. Rule # 3 If we say something that can be interpreted in two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other way. Rule # 4 It is in neither your best interest or ours to make us take those stupid Cosmo quizzes together. Rule # 5 Let us ogle. If we don't look at other women how can we know how pretty you are? Rule # 6 Don't rub the lamp if you don't want the genie to come out. Rule # 7 You can either ask us to do something OR tell us how you want it done - not both. Rule # 8 Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials or time-outs. Rule # 9 Christopher Columbus didn't need directions and neither do we. Rule # 10 When we're turning the wheel and the car
Something I Can Never Have
I still recall the taste of my tears. Echoing your voice just like the ringing in my ears. My favorite dreams of you still wash ashore. Scraping through my head till I dont want to sleep anymore. Come on tell me. Make this all go away. You make this all go away. Im down to just one thing. And Im starting to scare myself. Make this all go away. You make this all go way. I just want something. I just want something I can never have You always were the one to show me how Back then I couldnt do the things that I can do now. This is slowly take me apart. Grey would be the color if I had a heart. I just want something I can never have. In this place it seems like such a same. Though it all looks different now, I know its still the same Everywhere I look youre all I see. Just a fading fucking reminder of who I used to be. Come on tell me. Make this all go away. You make this all go away. Im down to just one thing. And Im starting to scare myself. Make this
Cute And Cool
Toasting With Space
It's Official
Well, it's official Dale Earnhardt Jr is going to Hendrick Motorsports in 2008. It's a five year deal, no car number or sponsorship has been finalized yet. Not sure I like it, but I'll deal. It's not about the organization... it's about the driver! I'm a Dale Jr fan, and always will be!
Here I Go Again
Moving again. Starting a new life in a new place.. Again. apart of me is sad and apart of me is pleased. I feel like every few years I'm starting over agin. Usually for no real reason except for the fact thats how people with extreme adhd live. Miami here I come. Don Johnson has nothing on me.
Birthday Cake
I never thought trying to find a cake for Rayna could be so hard. That girl can't make up her mind. I have to go shopping for her gift tonight and I have no idea what to get her. She is going to be 7 on fathers day. And all she says is that she wants a brat doll. Nothing else. Ahhhhhh. And her dad and I went togeather to get her a baby ball python for her birthday. She loves her dad's snakes and stuff and it will teach her some responsibilty. Plus the snake will stay at his house. And Kaden is so easy to shop for. Spiderman or toy cars. Not to hard. Thank god. I just dont know what to get Rayna tho. Any ideas?
Ella Sings "dream A Little Dream Of Me"
Slow And Steady...
Really does win the race. I got slammed with about 63 P.O.s from Dollar Tree and I've been sitting here very calmly doing them and I'm almost done. I'm surprised it's only taken about 1hr 45min. Go me! =)
Sellin My Pitbulls
im sellin all my dogs if anyone in the durant, ok area is interested in any of them im sellin them cheap u can see them at if u r interested get ahold of me on here, cause im on here most of the day, and we can talk prices. i havent really thought about how much i want for each of them but it wont be much except for Kilo, he is gonna be around $500. if u want to know anything about the dogs let me know. im getting rid of them so i can get back into my reptiles. the pitbulls just dont sell around here anymore really.
No Great Distance
Reach out in the darkness and I'll be there, Waiting for your touch Your lips on mine, so I dream Warm, gently demanding more Powerful hands exploring my body My passion rising beneath them Kissing your mouth, your neck, your chest, Slowly finding your pleasures You bring me up, hold me so close, so hard Loving the heat of our bodies Timeless, Don't wake me until we rise together Consummate this love in perfect rhythm--so I dream, Reach out in the light I'll be there, my friend, always
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Jr. Goes To Hendricks
Holy shit can ya believe the news!!!??? Dale Jr. just announced that starting in 2008 for five years he will drive for Hendricks racing. He will fill the car that Kyle Busch will be vacating at the end of the year. No announcement on car numbers or sponser packages but it is official, Jr. drives for Hendricks for the next five years
I Gots A Blog
Okay, so this is my blog. I dunno what to put in it...Hm...So yeah. Here you go. A peekture. Haha! I spelled that wrong on purpose. Seriously, I'm like this fucking grammar nazi. I enjoy teh grammar. Yes I do. Oh yeah, the picture. Here it is.
Hot Myspace Comments Freindship, I will give thee I need to show Just a little space Thats in my heart For a special friendship I always have a space there For a friend to rent For the length they choose To keep in their thoughts To listen to them Keep them warm, dear, and near Once, they decide to keep us It'll be there home forever Never moved from there space May not keep in touch But, when I look into my heart I see there space,I see there face I remember the happiness That special friend gave me This special friend will be home soon. Bratty
Ps To The Dale Sauga
lol, talk about the commercial being a self-fullfilling prophecy! Wiat he changedddddddddddd his number...Lmfao! Ohhh the bitter sweet Irony
Jr @ Hendricks
OMFG----What a shock, as some of you may have/have not heard. Dale Jr. just announced he is going to Hendricks. I am curious to know if others have the same opinion that I do. The rest of the team's are going to have to step up for sure. With Hendricks alrady being the Mega Organization they are today- They have now surpassed Mega to Monsterous! This is the last thing that the smaller struggling teams needed.
Funny As Hell
Spicy Chicken Over Angel Hair Pasta
Hot cherry peppers give this fast and easy pasta dish its heat. Ingredients: • 4 (or more) hot cherry peppers, seeds removed • Olive oil (to coat pan) • 2-4 cloves garlic, per taste • 1 medium onion • 1 bell pepper • A few mushrooms • 1 1/2 lbs boneless chicken breasts, cut into bite size pieces • 1 14 1/2 oz can chopped tomatoes • 1 lb angel hair pasta • Parmesan cheese Method: Cut hot peppers into strips or small pieces. Cut onion, and bell peppers into bite size chunks. Heat olive oil in large saute pan, over medium to high heat, then add hot peppers, onion & bell peppers. Saute for 2 minutes. Add chicken, and saute for 3 or 4 minutes. Add chopped garlic and mushrooms, saute for 1 more minute. Add tomatoes, reduce to medium, simmer while large pot of water heats for pasta. Cook angel hair according to package, drain, spoon chicken mixture over pasta, sprinkle with parmesan. Notes: Watch out, the cherry peppers make this a spicy dish. They will also cause you to
Food For Thought Bush: Constitution “just a goddamned piece of paper” By Michael Hampton Posted: December 9, 2005 4:56 pm Updated: December 16, 2005 1:38 pm GOP leaders told Bush that his hardcore push to renew the more onerous provisions of the act could further alienate conservatives still mad at the President from his botched attempt to nominate White House Counsel Harriet Miers to the Supreme Court. “I don’t give a goddamn,” Bush retorted. “I’m the President and the Commander-in-Chief. Do it my way.” “Mr. President,” one aide in the meeting said. “There is a valid case that the provisions in this law undermine the Constitution.” “Stop throwing the Constitution in my face,” Bush screamed back. “It’s just a goddamned piece of paper!” I’ve talked to three people present for the meeting that day and they all confirm that the President of the United States called the Constitution “a go
Lemony Chicken Chunks
A quick and easy, skillet chicken dish--just saute the chicken and make a quick lemony pan sauce. Ingredients: • 3-4 boneless skinless chicken breasts, cubed • 1/4 cup flour • 3 cloves garlic, minced • 1/4 cup olive olive oil • Salt and pepper to taste • 1/4 cup lemon juice Method: Heat olive oil in skillet over medium heat. Combine salt, pepper and flour. Add chicken and coat with flour mixture. Cook in olive oil until chicken is fully cooked and lightly browned. Add garlic and cook another 1-2 minutes, then add lemon juice and cook 1 minute longer. Serve with rice pilaf or your favorite rice. Notes: Very simple and very good. You can adjust lemon juice to your taste. I enjoy the sour taste. Also very good with fresh chopped mint. Number of servings: 4
Not Sure If This Is True But Funny
Divorce, custody, and Pepsi Cola A man and his wife were getting a divorce at a local court, but the custody of their children posed a problem. The mother jumped to her feet and protested to the judge that since she had brought the children into this world, she should retain custody of them. The man also wanted custody of his children, so the judge asked for his side of the story. After a long moment of silence, the man rose from his chair and replied: "Judge, when I put a dollar into a vending machine, and a Pepsi comes out, does the Pepsi belong to me or to the machine?" Don't laugh, he won!
Riddle...keeps The Mind Sharp! Think Before You Scroll Down.
Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one. Michael J. Fox has a small one. Madonna doesn't have one. The Pope has one but doesn't use it. Clinton uses his all the time. Bush is one. Mickey Mouse has an unusual one. Liberace never used his on women. Jerry Seinfeld is very, very proud of his. Cher claims that she took on 3. We never saw Lucy use Desi's. What is it? Answer below! (this is pretty good ) The answer is: "A Last Name." You didn't really think I'd send you a dirty joke, did you?
Joke Of The Day
Eddie wanted desperately to have sex with this really cute, really hot girl in his office.... but she was married. One day Eddie got so frustrated that he went to her and said, "I'll give you a $100 if you let me have sex with you..." The girl looked at him, then said, "NO." Eddie said, "I'll be real fast. I'll throw the money on the floor,you bend down, and I'll finish by the time you've picked it up." She thought for a moment and said that she would consult with her husband.... so she called him and explained the situation. Her husband says, "Ask him for $200, pick up the money really fast. He won't even be able to get his pants down." She agreed and accepts the proposal. Over half an hour goes by and the husband is still waiting for his wife's call. Finally, after 45 minutes the husband calls and asks what happened....? Still breathing hard, she managed to reply, "The bastard had all quarters!" Management lesson: Always consider a business proposition in it's e
It's You!
Your breath on my skin The warmth of your touch It's the sound of your voice I love so much Wrapped in your arms Each night in our bed It's how you close your eyes When I rub your head It's when you touch my body It's the taste of your kiss And when we're apart It's you that I miss It's just the way you love me It's everything you do It's the love of my life It's my heart...IT'S YOU! 05-11-2007 anita s.
Need Help
if anyone can help me out i would greatly appreciate it i need to find a way to get $100 asap or im homeless in a week if anyone has any ideas please get ahold of me
How To Make Candles.
You need to obtain the following supplies: * 2-4 pounds of Paraffin Wax (the kind used in canning) or beeswax (which is usually expensive). * Candle wick (available at most hobby and craft stores) * oils and herbs (for scent and magickal goals) * candle dye (also expensive) or crayons (for color) * wax paper * a wooden spoon * a double broiler Begin by melting the wax in a double broiler. If you don't have one, you can use a large pot filled half full of water and a large coffee tin with the wax in it, sitting inside the pot. Heat the water to boiling first and cut up your wax so it will melt quickly. Once the water is boiling, turn the heat down and place the tin of wax inside of it. Keep the water hot enough to keep the wax melted but not so hot that the paraffin catches fire (which it has been known to do over high heat). While the wax to melting, stir with a wooden spoon (never use metal) & make sure it all is completely melted. Also,
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Capricorn Information
Capricorn! About Your Sign... Capricorn is one of the most stable and (mostly) serious of the zodiacal types. These independent, rocklike characters have many sterling qualities. They are normally confident, strong willed and calm. These hardworking, unemotional, shrewd, practical, responsible, persevering, and cautious to the extreme persons, are capable of persisting for as long as is necessary to accomplish a goal they have set for themselves. They are reliable workers in almost any profession they undertake. They are the major finishers of most projects started by the 'pioneering' signs; with firm stick-to-it-ness they quickly become the backbone of any company they work for. Capricornians make of themselves, resourceful, determined managers; setting high standards for themselves and others. They strive always for honesty in their criticism of self, they respect discipline from above and demand it from those beneath them. In their methodical, tough, stubborn, unyielding way,
You know, sometimes I get the sudden urge to run around naked. But then I just drink some Windex ... * * * * * * * * * * and it keeps me from streaking
You Know Me!
If you get a dozen, you're loved!! . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .* . . . . . . . . . . .*. . . . . . . ** * . . . . .. . . . . .*** . . * . . ***** . . . . . . . . . . .** . . **. . . . .* . . . . . . . . . . ***.*. . *. . . . .* . . . . . . . . . .****. . . .** . . . ****** . . . . . . . . . ***** . . . .**.*. . . . . ** . . . . . . . . .*****. . . . . **. . . . . . *.** . . . . . . . .*****. . . . . .*. . . . . . * . . . . . . . .******. . . . .*. . . . . * . . . . . . . .******* . . .*. . . . .* . . . . . . . . .*********. . . . . * . . . . . . . . . .******* . *** *******. . . . . . . . .** .*******. . . . . . . . * . ******. . . . . . . . * * . .***. . *. . . . . . .** . . . . . . .*. . . . . * . . . . .****.*. . . .* . . . *******. .*. .* . . .*******. . . *. . . .*****. . . . * . . .**. . . . . .* . . .*. . . . . . **.* . . . . . . . . . ** . . . . . . . . .* . . . . . . . . .* . . . . . . . . .* . . . . . . . . * . . . . . . . . * . . . . .
Short-n-sweet 2day
just in & pun intended.....hahaha / much luv 2ya....i'll be poolside 2day tanning, and of course luvin u all......*kisses*, from Miss A.B.Pristine
Oh Is It That Day Already?
Sad But Funny
A motorcycle patrolman was rushed to the hospital with an inflamed appendix. The doctors operated and advised him that all was well. However, the patrolman kept feeling something pulling at the hairs in his crotch. Worried that it might be a second surgery the doctors hadn't told him about, He finally got enough energy to pull his hospital gown up enough So he could look at what was making him so uncomfortable. Taped firmly across his pubic hair were three wide strips of adhesive tape, The kind that doesn't come off easily. Written in large black letters was the sentence. "Get well soon..... From the nurse in the jeep You pulled over last week."
I haven’t blogged in awhile, so I decided to use this time to VENT. So, as some of you know, I had to go into the office yesterday rather than working virtually because our a/c at our apartment went out. They came out yesterday afternoon and recharged the unit, but we are thinking that that is the 2nd time they have done that in the last month! Now, this isn’t the only problem we are having there. • For the 4th time since we’ve lived there (11/2005), we have had a leak in our storage room. What happens is the a/c condenser drain hose for one of the 2 apartments above us get clogged or completely comes out of the drain. This causes the water to backup in the “room/closet” that the drain is in to flood, and then when the floor gets saturated, it starts flowing downward, and the ending place ends up being our garage-sized storage room. The first 2 times, we didn’t think there really was any damage. The 3rd was in March and we ended up having to completely empty the storage room, a
You Dropped A Bomb On Me
You Dropped A Bomb On Me
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Get Paid Like Me I Made 100 This Week Just Sitting On My Ass
The Native_rebels Family
~Native_Rebels Family~ Two of my wonderful friends started a new family for CT! This family is very relaxed! We understand LIFE HAPPENs! These are the rules we do have though. *WE DO NOT COMMENT BOMB, UNLESS WE ARE **ASKED AND YOU HAVE HELPED US IN THE PAST. *No Recommended Amount of Bombing Photos * Have to add ~Native_Rebels~ to your name *You do not need to be on CT 24/7! We understand you have a LIFE outside of this bar! * Make Bulletins Subject: "ATTEN NATIVE_REBELS:" * If you post blogs. Please have a blog group title ~Native_Rebels~ So we know where to go for your information. * You need to attend our LOUNGE meetings when we post the meetings. This is just to benefit for you if you have any concerns in regard of your family. This doesn't mean you have to disconnect from your other lounges. By all means, we ENCOURAGE you to stay connected with your friends! This only
Shooting Star
This is dedicated from me to my Daddy. I miss you daddy!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Seen a shooting star tonight And I thought of you You were trying to break into another world A world I never knew I always kind of wondered if you ever made it through Seen a shooting star tonight And I thought of you. Seen a shooting star tonight And I thought of me If I was still the same If I ever became what you wanted me to be Did I miss the mark or overstep the line that only you could see Seen a shooting star tonight And I thought of me. Listen to the engine listen to the bell As the last fire truck from hell goes rolling by All good people are praying It's the last temptation the last account The last time you might hear the sermon on the mount The last radio is playing. Seen a shooting star tonight slip away Tomorrow will be another day Guess it's too late to say the things to you that you needed to hear me say Seen a shooting star toni
Danny N
We weren't very close when i lived in MN..but the past year we recconected and i only talked to him not too long ago. Ya know when you see people that pass on the news, and their family talks about how special a person their loved one was and how good they were. Sometimes i just want someone to be like..*well the guy was an asshole* lol ya can't say that here. I get that now. Wish I would have had more time with ya buddy...miss the shots via text msgs lol and i wish we could have gotten that drink this summer and caught up. I miss you man love you and I know i'll see you again. If anyone who knows anything can keep me in the loop i'd be much obliged...and if anyone needs matter now big or small..don't hesitate. much love
OK, This crush stuff is such a mind game. I HATE not knowing something. Drives me crazy. Someone has a crush on me and the only person I could think it was, is using his crush on his best friend (female). At least that's who I think he said he used it for. Anywho, that leaves me to wonder who it is that is crushing on me. Now, do I take this crush thing seriously? Nooooooooo of course I don't but I hate when people don't just come out and say something. Just tell me who you are!!! Does anyone else kinda feel like this crush stuff is almost stalker like? lol I have a friend on here who has 8 people who have crushes on him and it drives him nuts too. I think that after 2 weeks, cherrytap should reveal who it is. I hate secrets! HAHHAHA OK I am just rambling, I hope you know that. I am not mad about the crush, it's sweet, but I REALLY do wish I knew who it was. Cmon now, you can tell me.
To My Friends
I have been away for a few days, but with good reason. My Brother died tragically in an auto accident on Wednesday June 6, 2007. He left three children ages 14, 12, and 4 so we have been scrambling to get things taken care of. Things are settling down a bit now, but I expect it to get ugly real soon! He had sole custody of his eldest (we were able to secure temporary custody of her but her Mother is going to make things hard) but was in the midst of a custody battle over his son, and his youngest is currently in the custody of her mother, who is a major addict doing nothing to improve her lot in life. PJ was trying to get custody of her as well. Both women have informed us that we will not be permitted to see the children. We will continue his fight, but it is going to be a long hard road. SHEPHERD PAUL V., JR. "P.J." Tragically on June 6, 2007, of Mt. Troy. Devoted father to Amber Marie, Justin Paul and Alexandra Tiara; son of Paul V. Shepherd, Sr. and Cheryl L. Beatty; brother of
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Things That Piss Me Off, Volume Viii
Continuing yet again.... 43.) The war in Iraq. I spent 14 months in that shithole. At the start of the war, our fearless leader, President Pussy, said our goal was to get rid of Saddaam and restore a new government. First off, how the fuck do you restore soomething new? Anyways, we have completed the mission over there, yet they still keep our boys and girls over there. Why? It's obvious from the still rising death count, that we don't need to be there anymore. They obviously don't want us there. So let us fucking leave, we did our job. In the last week alone I have lost two friends over there. Found out about the last one late last night. I am tired of losing friends to a war we shouldn't even be involved in anymore. They are on the brink of a civil war over there, and we need to be as far away from that shit as we can be. It's pointless why we are still there. 44.) One reason I won't eat inside a restaruant around here anymore, is everything has gone non smoking.
Things That Piss Me Off, Volume Vii
37.) People that post fake pics on myspace. OK people, nobody is going to believe that you are Angelina Jolie or Brad Pitt. Are you so fucking embarrassed by the way that you look that you have to put a pic on here, preteneding to be something you aren't. Get a fucking clue jackass. If you resemble them, still, put your own pic. Most of the time, it's usually a 400 pound assclown that knows that the only way to get attention is to put a fake pic on there. Nobody is buying it you dumb shit. 38.) Fake people. If you put something in your profile, make sure you are being honest with yourself first. If you put I love strawberries, you better fucking mean it. Don't wait until someone meets you to tell them you hate strawberries. It just really pisses me off when people pretend to be something they aren't. If your profile says you are nice, then you better fucking be nice, and not lie just to meet people. Mine says I am a pervert, which I am, and take great pride in it. Thos
Things That Piss Me Off, Volume Vi
woke up pissed off this morning so I couldn't wait until later to post...... 31.) Teenagers in the mall. Maybe it's just me, but when I go to the mall, I go to shop. I even window shop at times. The point is, I go there to do what I have to do. There is nothing more irritating to me than a group of fucking teenagers standing in the middle of an aisle bullshitting about what's going to happen in school tomorrow. NOBODY GIVES A FUCK YOU SHITHOLE!! Get the fuck out of the aisle, stop blocking people from walking by. You want to hang out, go to the movies, the food court, or the fucking arcade. You will learn later on in life, it is easy to shop and bullshit at the same time. I swear to God, they make me want to take a baseball bat, or a fucking machete to the mall with me and just go apeshit. Some of us go there when we are in a hurry and have to get something. I used to hang at the mall in my younger years, and I always wondered why people got pissed at us hanging around.
Things That Piss Me Off Volume V
and on and on..... 25.) Yahoo messenger: here's the deal with messenger. I log on, and when everything FINALLY gets up, it boots me. Over and over again. And it takes me over an hour to have a conversation that should normally take ten minutes. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THIS??!! I admit I use messenger everyday to talk to friends, but I am to the point where I want to find the "genius" software engineer that came up with this and shove a fucking computer up his fucking cornhole. And if it won't fit, beat the son of a bitch in with a damn sledgehammer. Then when it's all said and done, piss in his face while he's laying on the ground crying like a little bitch. And kick him in the face one last time just for good measure. Ass clown. 26.) People who always ask ASL? OK, for those of you, and I doubt there are few, that don't know what this means, it means, age, sex, and location. Those of you who have been messaging on messengers for years remember when this used to be
Unbelievable.....just When You Think You Seen And Heard It All!
I have a Grandbaby on the way. And I can't even imagine what I would do if someone did that to my Grandchild (well that's not true, but can't get into what I would do on here, lol). I'd like to invite Canadian Stoner to come on down to Palm Bay and show him what a bunch of Good Ol' Boys who LOVE their children what they would do to him.......HEHEHEHEHE!!!!!! Why don't you go back to MYSPACE!!!!!!!!!!!!! This is my response back to waht he said on a shout to someone about something they had posted about Kaleb. 2007-6-13 5:52:15 Thought I would Stop by to see who would be so heartless as to make a comment of "SO WHAT" about a helpless baby who was damn near shaken to death. But guess you are so ugly you can't even show your face. You must of Burnt up a lot of Brain cells in your time cause you are one DUMB, HEARTLESS Son of a BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This is his response back to me. I dont care I dont wanna care so take your fucking sorry ass and fuck off Thanks!
Things That Piss Me Off, Volume Iv
Continuing yet again... 19.) Vegetarians: Alrighty, eating meat is a fucking instinct, not a choice. Broccoli is a side dish, not a main course item. So shove a fucking carrot up your ass you veggie eating cocksucker. 20.) People that don't believe that my tattoo is where I say it is. I am going to post this one time, so fucking deal with it. I for some reason can't seem to post the fucking pic, so email me and I will send you the proof. 21.) People that condemn my cigarette smoking yet go drink a case of beer a night. You are no better than I am. In a way you are still being a filthy fucking hypocritical asshole. Go fuck yourself you drunk anal wart. 22.) Genital herpes commercials. OK, you got genital herpes, that's your fucking problem. We sure as hell don't want commercials where everyone says, "I have genital herpes. To control my outbreaks, I use Valtrex." You just got on national TV and admitted you get fucking outbreaks of damn warts, and pus filled bubbl
Things That Piss Me Off. Volume Iii
Continuing.... 13.) Liars. A person is only as good as their word. If you are man or a woman, and you give your word, fucking keep it. I am aware that shit does come up, but if you promise something, be man or woman enough to live up to it. It shows character, and it shows what kind of character you have when you don't keep it. You tell someone that you are going to do something, or you promise to keep a secret, don't fucking betray the other persons trust. Nuff said. 14.) Men that hit women. There is no fucking reason in the world why a man should raise his hand to a woman. Any guy that does this needs his fucking cock ripped off and he should be beaten to the point of death, then let him heal, and for the finale, throw him into a pit of homosexual inmates, and he should be anally impaled and smacked around like the little worthless bitch he is. Fucking cowards. 15.) Prayer not being allowed in school. Regardless of my beliefs, because very few of you know of the st
Irland?france At War
Subject: Fw: Ireland declares war on France! >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Jacques Chirac, the French President, is sitting in his >>office when his telephone rings. "Hallo, Mr. Chirac!" a heavily >>accented voice said. "This is Paddy down at the Harp Pub in County >>Mayo, Ireland. I am ringing you to inform you that we are >>officially declaring war on you and your country." >> >> >> >> "Well, Paddy," Chirac replied, "This is indeed important >>news! How big is your army?" >> >> >> >> "Right now," says Paddy, after a moment's calculation, >>"there is myself, me Cousin Sean, me next-door neighbor Seamus, and >>the entire darts team from the pub. That makes eight!" >> >> >> >> Chirac paused, "I must tell you, Paddy, that I have >>100,000 men in my army, waiting to move on my command." >> >> >> >> "Begoora!" says Paddy, "I'll have to ring you back." >> >> >> >> Sure enough, the next day, Paddy calls a
Things That Piss Me Off Volume Ii
Continuing from the last blog: 7.) Spoiled mother fuckers that basically live for free. Either mommy and daddy pay for everything or you have someone else that does. You fucking disgust me. Don't know the meaning of an honest dollar or a hard days work. Fuck you and the rocketship you rode in on, that mommy and daddy paid for, you fucking nutwad transformer ass wannabees. 8.) Speaking of wannabees, I fucking hate them too. Look, I am not saying you have to act like your own color, but come the fuck on. You wear pants down past your ass crack, making it look like you are carrying a load of shit in them. You are always holding your nuts, or lack thereof, more than likely just to make sure you still have some. Smell like shit, because you douse yourself in cologne because you are too fucking lazy to take a shower. I guess it's hard to be from middle class white America these days. I live in hickville U.S.A. and mother fockles are pulling this shit. You are white, from the
Things That Piss Me Off, Volume I
Here are a list of some of the things that piss me off: 1.) People who always say, "Be patient. You won't be alone forever." I am 29 years old, have been through several really bad relationships, a marrige that totally fell apart, and a few bad ones since then. I am through being patient with ANYTHING, you got that? All the ones that tell me to be patient are people that are in relationships. They may not be happy, but they still have someone. They forget what it's like to go to the movies alone, come home to an empty house where the only affection you get is from a cat or a dog. They forget what it's like to go to bed alone every night, just wishing you had someone to share your hopes and dreams, successes and failures, ups and downs with. They forget what it is like to cook for just one person. They forget how much it sucks spending every holiday without someone. They fucking forget it all. 2.) People who are too fucking lazy to spell out words. There is no such thin
Unanswered Questions
If a vampire were Jewish would his Sabbath start at sunrise? Why do child labor laws not prohibit children from acting in movies? If your eyes are crossed, do your tears fall straight? If a stripper gets breast implants can she write it off on her taxes as a business expense? Is the vice president's wife called the second lady? Do you wake up or open your eyes first? Can you "zone out" and be "in the zone" at the same time? If French kissing is a big thing in America, how do French people react to normal American kissing? Why is it called a soap opera when nobody sings? Why does jello have a smell when you add the powder in the water, but when it "gels" the scent virtually disappears? Can a unborn baby fart or burp? If a baseball player hits a home run over the fence, but then dies before he can run around the bases, does the home run count? If a General is a higher ranking officer than a Major, then why is a major illness worse than a general illness? Why don't they ma
If I Could Catch A Rainbow
If I could catch a rainbow I would do it just for you. And share with you it's beauty On the days you're feeling blue. If I could build a mountain You could call your very own. A place to find serenity A place to be alone. If I could take your troubles I would toss them in the sea. But all these things I'm finding are impossible for me, I cannot build a mountain Or catch a rainbow fair But let me be...what I know best, a friend that's always there. Never say ur happy when ur sad… never say ur fine when ur not ok… never say u feel good when u feel bad… and never say ur alone when I m still alive. If I could pull down the rainbow I would write ur name with it & put it back in the sky to let everybody know how colourful my life is with a friend like u!!
A Blonde Joke!!
What To Do?
You are on a horse, galloping at a constant speed. On your right side is a sharp drop off, and on your left side is an elephant traveling at the same speed as you. Directly in front of you is a galloping kangaroo and your horse is unable to overtake it. Behind you is a lion running at the same speed as you and the kangaroo. What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation? If you do not know, see the answer below. > > > >../ > > >../ > > > >../ > > > > >../ > > > >../ > > > > > >../ > > > > > >../ > > > > >Get your drunk ass off the merry-go-round
hi everyone, first let me apologize for not being around much lately. im not neglecting anyone on purpose, just my work life and home life have become overwelming on certain levels. as very few of you know, i had to put a beloved family pet to sleep yesterday. my lask of information on this was on purpose. in foact, the only reason several of you know was due to people asking waht was wrong, until i broke, lol. my intention was to not burdon anyone so please know that me not telling you in no way means i dont care. this ordeal has been harder than i ever imagined. the pet in question was a less than one year old ferret, Gus. we rescued him last october. he was from an abusive home and sustained what we determined to be a broken nose. he was welcomed into our home with open arms, and we quickly fell in love with him. 6 weeks ago he was diagnosed with a rare and terminal illness, that caused his health to slowly decline. over the past few days, the life in his eyes was gone, an
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Little Mary Margaret
VALUE OF A CATHOLIC EDUCATION AND A #2 PENCIL Little Mary Margaret was not the best student in Catholic School . Usually she slept through the class. One day her teacher, a Nun, called on her while she was sleeping. "Tell me Mary Margaret, who created the universe?" When Mary Margaret didn't stir, little Johnny who was her friend sitting behind her, took his pencil and jabbed her in the rear. "God Almighty!" shouted Mary Margaret. The Nun said, "Very good" and continued teaching her class. A little later the Nun asked Mary Margaret, "Who is our Lord and Savior?" But Mary didn't stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to her rescue and stuck Mary Margaret in the butt. "Jesus Christ!!!" shouted Mary Margaret and the Nun once again said, "Very good," and Mary Margaret fell back asleep. The Nun asked her a third question..."What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" Again, Johnny came to the rescue. This time Mary Margaret jumped up and shouted, "

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