A BLONDE'S CAR GETS A FLAT TIRE ON THE INTERSTATE ONE DAY SO
SHE EASES IT OVER ONTO THE SHOULDER OF THE ROAD.
SHE CAREFULLY STEPS OUT OF THE CAR AND OPENS THE TRUNK. SHE THEN TAKES OUT
TWO CARDBOARD MEN, UNFOLDS THEM AND STANDS THEM AT THE REAR OF THE VEHICLE
FACING ONCOMING TRAFFIC. THE LIFELIKE CARDBOARD MEN ARE IN
TRENCH COATS>EXPOSING THEIR NUDE BODIES TO APPROACHING DRIVERS...
NOT SURPRISINGLY, THE TRAFFIC BECAME SNARLED AND BACKED UP. IT WASN'T VERY
LONG BEFORE A POLICE CAR ARRIVES.
THE OFFICER, CLEARLY ENRAGED, APPROACHES THE BLONDE OF THE DISABLED VEHICLE
YELLING, "WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?"
"MY CAR BROKE DOWN, OFFICER" SAYS THE WOMAN, CALMLY.
"WELL, WHAT THE HELL ARE THESE OBSCENE CARDBOARD PICTURES DOING
HERE BY THE ROAD?!" ASKS THE OFFICER...
"HELLLLLOOOOO, TH OSE ARE MY EMERGENCY FLASHERS!" SHE REPLIES