A kiss is the most misunderstood word in the English language.
A kiss is a noun, because it is both proper and common.
A kiss is a verb, because it is both active and passive.
A kiss is an adjective, because it’s an explanation before and after.
A kiss is a conjunction, because it joins together.
A kiss is a pronoun, because she usually stands for it.
A kiss is an interjection, because it interrupts the action of the verb.
A kiss is a preposition, because it introduces an object.
A kiss is a peculiar thing, because it is of no use to one.
A kiss is absolutely a blessing for two.
The small get it for nothing.
The young have to steal it.
The old have to buy it!
It’s a lover’s privilege and a hypocrite’s must.
To a married woman it represents faith.
To a young girl—Hope.
To an old maid—Charity.
A kiss is a God-given gift by which a man can shut a woman’s mouth.
