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Thunderstorm Of Passion
The rumble in the distance The momentary lapse before the light No where to hide As the rain falls gently Caressing our bodies Undressing each other First with our eyes Looking for love Seeking permission Searching for the reaction Nimble fingers begin to tremble As they begin to touch the warm flesh Hearts begin to race Bodies can't help but shiver Souls commence to come together Brushing our lips together lightly Eyes transfixed to each others souls My tongue slowly runs over your lips As my heart starts to race As our tongues begin to explore Your hands leave a trail of warmth As they move across my body Feeling the chill of night air As my clothes are slowly peeled away And left to rest at my feet The thunder begins to intensify As our hearts begin to pulsate The lightning so vivid It glints momentarily off the world around us As our bodies become one The rain falls heavily upon us now The thunder is approach
Forever In My Heart
When all the worlds asleep And I’m just waking up I look towards the heavens And slowly speak your name I miss you more then you could know The things you said The smile you wore That brightened all my days So every day I wake up And think of you again I wonder if you realize The void you left inside My days go on and on The same they always did Except for one thing missing The meaning from within When all the worlds asleep And I’m alone at night I turn my eyes up to the stars And speak your name again There’s not a day goes by That you’re not in my thoughts There’s not a night that passes That I don’t dream of you. So someday you might see this And know my love for you Know that you are in my heart That’s where you’ll always be. © LouAnn Goodrum
For My Cowboy
Who I love may be gone But the memories live on In my heart, In the mind, And my soul My love Stands in heaven Looking down at me Still loving me And missing me You're still here Though your body is not, Your love will never end Sometimes I hear a whisper Some tell me it's the wind I say its my love Giving in to what it can no longer hold A small shiver It's slightly cold That to is my love Coming back the only way he can For one last chance to touch my face So I close my eyes, Tilt my head to the skies Know in my heart His love is still there I know in my mind John still cares I know in my soul His love will one day again make me whole Someday, Sometime, Someway, We'll be together again And our love will be stronger than ever before So I live each day -- do what I have to do But I smile when I think of you Cause I know that © LouAnn Goodrum
Till The Sun Kisses The Mountains...
And as the world drifts off to sleep In the quiet and the wonder I sit outside and watch the moon As it lights the midnight sky I think about the person you are And what it’s like to be Wrapped up in your arms asleep As the stars caress the night So last night as I went to sleep Your name played on my mind Wishing I was there with you Under the desert sky Perhaps one day we can share these things The Beauty and the wonder The little things to see The memories to make To walk along the beach Or make love among the rain To watch the moon kiss the sea As the tide beats on the shore To walk among the ruins Of a castle dark and bare To sit among the thistle In the early morning light Watching as the world awakes And the quiet starts to fade And as the sun kisses the mountains My heart will kiss your soul. (To John…who was my inspiration) © LouAnn Goodrum
Thunderstorms
The rumble in the distance The momentary lapse before the light No where to hide As the rain falls gently Caressing our bodies Undressing each other First with our eyes Looking for love Seeking permission Searching for the reaction Nimble fingers begin to tremble As they begin to touch the warm flesh Hearts begin to race Bodies can’t help but shiver Souls commence to come together Brushing our lips together lightly Eyes transfixed to each others souls My tongue slowly runs over your lips As my heart starts to race As our tongues begin to explore Your hands leave a trail of warmth As they move across my body Feeling the chill of night air As my clothes are slowly peeled away And left to rest at my feet The thunder begins to intensify As our hearts begin to pulsate The lightning so vivid It glints momentarily off the world around us As our bodies become one The rain falls heavily upon us now The thunder is approach
My Mistress
She touches me And my heart races She speaks my name And it skips a beat When I cry She wipes my tears When I'm down She picks me up She is strong Challenging Driven Demanding She knows what she wants Knows how to get it A look or a glance A single word Dropping to my knees Eyes to the floor Waiting for her domination To take control Hands behind my back Eyes to the floor Speaking only when spoken to Glancing towards the door Seeing the knob turn Hearing the hinges click Seeing the tip of black boots As they enter the room Feeling my heart race My palms start to sweat My body begins to quiver Tonight is about to begin © LouAnn Goodrum
Hello Again...june6th 2007ad.
Sure is A gorgeous day here in my mind LookN out!!.."Sun" its a gettN hot,summer a knockN and there goes the clock..Ready 2 Rock!! yep I'm psyched here in Detroit,Mi. USA.. Music thing Babyy..Music thing..well have fun and to those whom drive...Dont Drink&drive ..thnx
To Heath...the Man Who Holds My Heart
A man touched my heart A few months ago Told me he loved me That he didn't want to go Promised he would be back And together we'd be A wedding of white With a small touch of green I've sat here and waited The days have drug on But coffee and cake Keeps my life holding on. He has a sweet side So gentle and true A love that's as pure As the new fallen snow But a part of him has been hurt Been torn nearly in two The good of this man Can be an evil one too To dance with the devil And make love to his soul To see in his eyes What the rest of the world misses So I stand here before you And offer my hand To the one my soul chooses To love to the end. I love you Heath... For better or worse... For richer or poorer... In sickness and in heath... Till death do us part... And even then... My soul will be yours To keep...always and forever All my love LouAnn Coffee and Cake...soon.
Emptiness
Tiny drops or water Slip slowly down my cheeks An endless sea of tear drops That puddle at my feet I long for him His touch His voice Hes everything to me I want to make him happy To fill his fantasies To put a smile upon his face And color in his world. And each night as Im going to bed I slip onto my porch Descending every concrete step Quiet and with grace I sit down in the fresh mown grass And look up at the stars And I say a prayer to god above To protect the ones I love To Heath who holds my heart I wait for him each day I pray that he has found some peace And soon is on his way To John who is my hero And is nestled in my heart I pray he found home safely And will finaly rest in peace To Laura who is my best friend We share more then most I hope she knows shes in my heart I just hope Im in hers too
Lost And Alone
I spend my days in loneliness The silence and the dark I feel the love I have within And wish I had someone Someone to share my passions Someone to share the lust Someone to hold my hand at night Someone to touch my heart I gave my heart away one day To a man who meant so much He seemed so true and honest So loving and alone I told him to look down And open up his fingers Told him to look closely For my heart was in his hands He promised he would never leave me Said he would never break my heart Swore he would never hurt me And would always keep me safe Then one day he vanished With out even a goodbye But what he doesnt know is He also took my heart. He took my heart He took my trust He took my love And crushed them And now I sit An empty shell So lifeless And alone
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Thats What Livings For "Thats What Livings For is a country music journey of original music from the heart of a country music artist whose music comes straight from that, his heart. In this album, you will hear songs which make you want to get up and dance, songs that will bring tears to your eyes and songs that can, and will, make you look into your own heart." So what if you put Paul McCartney, George Strait, Dwight Yoakam, Brooks and Dunn, Toby Keith, Gary Allen and a few others together? – Peter Britt– is what you will come up with. "Thats What Livings For" by "Peter Britt" is one of the most powerful and wonderful pieces of modern country rock you will ever hear. Thats What Livings For is a journey into the heart of modern country music. It won't be long, and you will see Peter Britt on the country music awards, the country music charts and the country music top 40. You can also get Peter Britt's country music lyrics by visiting the Peter Britt web site.http://www.peterbritt.u
The Brothers
It was a warm august day, and Mark and I had come in from a day at the river. I had not seen him for over a year....when we were dating. So when he called and asked if I would like to go out on the new boat he bought, I thought it would be a great way to catch on old times, so I immediately said yes. I had been out with other guys, but in my heart I still loved him as much as I ever had. We returned to his apartment that he had shared with his brother Mike at about 5. I told Mark I was going to run up and take a quick shower, and he smiled and said hurry. As I showered, I remembered al the good times we had had when we were dating, and after spending the day together, allot of the old feelings had returned. I showered...wrapped a towel around me, and walked across the hall to the bedroom I had left my clothes in. As I entered the room I closed the door and turned around to see Mark standing there. I was startled to say the least, and a little embarrassed. I smiled at him, an
Roy Orbison - Only The Lonely
Writer Seeks "everyday Heroes Of Autism" For New Book
John Sprecher is the father of a son with autism and the creator of an autism-related business. He's now seeking positive stories about "Heroes of Autism" to include in a new book - and you're invited to send him your nominations. I did doublecheck with Mr. Sprecher, and he says he is also interested in stories of individuals with autism who have overcome odds to achieve significant outcomes. Here's what he says in his press release: I’m interested in stories of parents or relatives of children who, when faced with the diagnosis of autism, mourned appropriately — but then picked their lives back up and set out to make the world better for their son or daughter...and as is often the case, when one child benefits, many others do too.” Examples Sprecher cites are parents or persons who’ve established foundations for research; public awareness groups or campaigns; new and effective products, programs or services in the treatment or care of autism; or schools or residences. If you
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The Keeper Of My Heart
She met him at his hotel. This was the first time they were going to meet. She knocked on the door, and after a few moments a very handsome man opened the door. He was very tall, dark hair with a slightly mused up look, and the most beautiful green eyes she had ever seen. Her heart was pounding, and her knees were shaking, and she was sure he would notice. He smiled down at her, and opened the door a little farther inviting her in. She returned the smile and slowly entered the room. She heard him close the door as she looked around the dimly lit room. Then suddenly she felt his hands upon her shoulders to take her jacket. She let him remove the jacket, then slowly turned to look at him. After he hung up the jacket he turned to her, and for the first time a word was spoken. “Hello my love”he said to her. “I have been waiting for this moment for so long.” This was the same voice she had come to know and love over the phone. Slowly she reached her finger tips out to gently tou
Evolution
Evolution is a mystery Full of change that no one sees Clock makes a fool history Yesterday’s so long ago Don’t agree with what I know Tomorrow becomes a place to be I see the light in the sand Trying to find out who I am Looking back to see Where I stand, Evolution Evolution See my reflection change Nothing ever stays the same But you know the pain you bring When you don’t know what it means Nothing’s ever what it seems Unforgiven, Unforseen
Is Autism Caused By Genetics? By Vaccines? Video, Blog And Public Statement Place Autism Speaks At The Center Of Political Uproar
In April, author and blogger David Kirby conducted a video interview with Katie Wright about her five year old son, Christian. Kirby is the author of the book Evidence of Harm, which was among the first media attempts to raise interest in the idea that vaccines and mercury poisoning are at the root of an autism epidemic. Katie is the daughter of Bob and Suzanne Wright, founders of the enormous and influential non-profit Autism Speaks. Katie's son is diagnosed with autism, and it was his diagnosis that inspired her parents to launch Autism Speaks. Since the video was made, Kirby wrote about Wright's perspective in his blog on the Huffington Post. In the blog, he cites Katie as saying: "I believe that Christian's regression and subsequent autism was the result of receiving 6 vaccines during 1 office visit at 2 months of age," she wrote. "He screamed for 12 hours and had a 104 degree fever nearly the entire time. His vaccines contained thimerosal," the mercury-based preservative
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Master Of My Heart
I feel the passion in my soul… I know the life I desire My fear isnt what's to come… But what perhaps I've done Promises made…..I intend to keep Dreams to fulfill Fantasies to endure Lives to satisfy My pain comes from my heart And all the what ifs it can conjure up My own mind that plays a game The scenarios it acts out What if I let him down? What if I become less then desirable? What if in time I am not what he saw me as today What if I become all alone again? Dreams that are to be filled… What if he sees me differently in the end? Fantasies that are to be lived out… What if it isnt all he hoped it would be He is my heart….And it beats only for him He is my soul… for only with him am I complete He is my life… for with out him I could not breathe He is my mind…for he controls me completely He is what I crave My life is in his hands I shall love him forever And be his every desire © LouAnn Goodrum
Does Thimerosal (mercury) In Vaccines Cause Autism? The "vaccine Court" Will Decide!
According to Arthur Allen, a blogger for Slate.com, In June, the U.S. Federal Claims Court, across Lafayette Square from the White House, will begin hearings on 4,800 claims filed by parents of children on the autism spectrum who think that the government's vaccine program caused their children's disorders. The events to take place starting on June 11th will center around a single test case, Cedillo vs. The Secretary of Health and Human Services. That case will be accessible to the public; in-person visitors and those who wish to listen by phone should email in advance. A recent update on the case explains just how to request access. This case has been in process for more than five years - with discoveries totaling hundreds of thousands of pages of documentation from the government and other sources. The "Special Masters" who will conduct the case requested that at least three test cases be made ready for the court date - yet at this point only one is ready. The Special Ma
The Forest
It was early one spring morning, and Kylie was off to take her morning jog. After she had her morning coffee...she showered, and dressed .wearing a pair of shorts, a baggy t-shirt, and her running shoes. As Kylie headed out the door, she noticed the sky was a bit dark, but was determined to get this run in. She had not noticed the van parked across the street. So not knowing how much time she had, she set off. Behind her house were a few acres of forest, so that was the route she decided to take. As Kylie ran through the woods, following a narrow path. she placed her headphones on...and turned up the volume. The woods were beautiful...the leaves were beginning to grow, the wild flowers were blooming...and the smell was enough to stun her senses. So fresh..so clean. Kylie continued on her way. After about 20 min., she noticed the sky had gotten darker.... She took off the headphones...and listened to the distant thunder rolling. Not sure if she would make it back before the
In Honour Of Mothers
This is for the mothers who have sat up all night with sick toddlers in their arms, wiping up barf laced with Oscar Mayer wieners and cherry Kool-Aid saying, "It's alright honey, Mommy's here." Who have sat in rocking chairs for hours on end soothing crying babies who can't be comforted. This is for all the mothers who show up at work with spit-up in their hair and milk stains on their blouses and diapers in their purse. For all the mothers who run carpools and make cookies and sew Halloween costumes. And all the mothers who D ON'T. This is for the mothers who gave birth to babies they'll never see. And the mothers who took those babies and gave them homes. And for the mothers who lost their baby in that precious 9 months that they will never get to watch grow on earth but one day will be reunited with in Heaven! This is for the mothers whose priceless art collections are hanging on their refrigerator doors. And for all the mothers who fro ze the
Making Sense Of The Autism/vaccine Controversy
Unless you have a score card, it can be tough to understand which vaccines are considered to be potentially problemmatic relative to autism. And even WITH a scorecard, it can be confusing. Here's why: * One set of advocates are concerned about the damage that thimerosal, a mercury-based preservative, may have had on their infants. A direct causal relationship between thimerosal and autism has never been proved to the satisfaction of the medical mainstream, but there are many parents, doctors and journalists who are convinced that the link is real. Thimerosal is no longer included in any required vaccines, and even the flu vaccine can be requested in a thimerosal-free form. * Another set of advocates (and I'm sure there's some overlap between the two groups!) are concerned about the damage that the MMR (mumps/measles/rubella) vaccine may have had on their 18-month-old toddlers. Again, a direct causal relationship between the MMR and autism has never been proved to the sati
Seren Bombers Family
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A Party To Remember
The day started as any other day. I spent the early afternoon with Master. We had a wonderful session, followed by a picnic in the park. We sat under one of the large trees on his 6 acres of property. He told me he had plans for me this evening, and my heart began to pound. I adored my Master, and I would do anything he asked of me. For I had been with him for 3 years...I trusted him...I knew he would never do any thing to harm me. We went back to the house...it was a large house, almost a mansion...atleast it was as close to one as I would ever come to see. It had 6 bedrooms.....and the down stairs rooms were very large. There was also the usual housekeeping staff one might expect to find in such a large dwelling. Master led me to an upstairs room....one that had been set aside as my room when ever I would come to stay. Master walked in with me......informed me that there was going to be a party tonight. I was instructed to shower....shave myself clean....and to put on the dres
New Secretary
Dr. Johnson got himself a new secretary. She was young, sweet, and very polite. One day while taking dictation, she noticed his fly was open. When leaving the room, having a husband in the military she said, "Dr. Johnson, your barracks door is open." He did not understand her remark, but later on he happened to look down and saw that his zipper was open. He decided to have some fun with his secretary. Calling her in, he asked, "By the way Miss Jones, when you saw my barracks door was open this morning, did you also notice a soldier standing at attention?" The secretary, who was quite witty replied, "Why no sir, all I saw was a little disabled veteran sitting on two duffel bags."
~you And The Worms~
(En Route To Your Grave) I watch from the rain streaked windows of the hearse...the skies have opened and are mourning you...The traffic creeps, then stops in some respectful moment that you surely don't deserve, but we will keep that our secret. I feel like your dead bodies is attatched to my chest, heavy, breathing is a chore, thinking is a chore, weeping is no more. I have cried the last tears I will cry for you. I debate bailing from the hearse but decide that it would be misconstrued as something it is not. Your Mother is next to me, holding my hand, a hand as cold as you are now. (At Your Graveside Reception) *It is such a shame, he was so young.* I hear these words from behind me, as I sit graveside, the rain a soft drizzle now. I wanted to turn around and scream the truth for all to hear, but I will keep it our secret. I drop a black rose on your casket, before they pile mounds of dirt on you. You deserve dirt and much worse and the old song runs throu
Lost In This Moment
Artist/Band: Big & Rich Lyrics for Song: Lost in This Moment Lyrics for Album: Other Songs See your mama and the candles and the tears and roses I see your daddy walk his daughter down the isle And my knees start to tremble as I tell the preacher Don't she look beautiful tonight? All the wonderful words in my head I've been thinkin' Ya know I wanna say em all just right I lift your veil and angels start singing Such a heavenly sight Lost in this moment with you I am completely consumed My feeling's so absolute There's no doubt Sealing our love with a kiss Waited my whole life for this Watching all my dreams come true Lost in this moment with you I smell the jasmine floatin' in the air like a love song Watch my words draw sweet tears from your eyes Bow our heads while the preacher talks to Jesus Please bless this brand new life, yeah Lost in this moment with you I am completely consumed My feeling's so absolute There's no doubt Sealing our love with a
You Might Be An Er Nurse If....
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- YOU MIGHT BE AN E.R. NURSE IF . . . You believe that 90% of people are a poor excuse for protoplasm... Discussing dismemberment over a gourmet meal seems perfectly normal to you.. You believe a good tape job will fix anything... You have the bladder capacity of five people... You can identify the positive teeth to tattoo ratio... Your idea of a good time is a full arrest at shift change... You find humor in other people's stupidity... You believe in aerial spraying of Prozac... You disbelieve 90% of what you are told and 75% of what you see... You have your weekends off planned for a year in advance... You automatically assume the patient is a drug seeker when presented with the complaint of migraine, lower back pain, chronic myalgia (choose one of the above), a list of numerous allergies to meds (except Demerol), and the statement that the family doctor is from out of town...
Wal_mart Wine...anyone
Wal-Mart announced that, on January 1, 2008, it will begin offering customers a new discount item - Wal-Mart's own brand of wine. The world's largest Retail chain is teaming up with Ernest & Julio Gallo Winery of California to produce the spirits at an affordable price, in the $2- $5 range. Wine connoisseurs may not be inclined to throw a bottle of Wal-Mart brand into their shopping carts, but "there is a market for inexpensive wine," said Kathy Micken, professor of marketing at University of Arkansas, Bentonville. She said, "But the right name is important." Customer surveys were conducted to determine the most attractive name for the Wal-Mart wine brand. The top surveyed names in order of popularity were: 10. Chateau Traileur Parc 9. White Trashfindel 8. Big Red Gulp 7. World Championship Riesling 6. NASCARbernet 5. Chef Boyardeaux 4. Peanut Noir 3. I Can't Believe it's not Vinegar 2. Grape Expectations 1. Nasti Spumante The
The Beatles- Please Mr. Postman
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Luna's Guidance......
Walking alone on a summers night Strolling with no real destination Far below the pale moon light Just passing that one place fills her with emotion   Still wondering around She thinks of many things Dead silence broken only by her humming sound Remembering the little bit of good her heart sings   Passing a place she knew all to well How could he say that to me Tears begin to roll as her eyes swell Maybe he just doesn't see   To him I could never lie Life is so unfair I could never lie to him, I'd rather die Does he even care   Unaware of the time now She sees her ex passing her How dare he call me a moo cow As more cars begin to stir   Reality snapped back with the air break of a Mac
Spirits
SPIRITS - A Spirit is an energy being that is not an angel. A spirit or soul is created by God in the Absolute Realm of existence separately and distinctly from the angelic race of beings. A spirit can manifest itself in the physical world in several ways - human, animal, plant, insect, or even exist metaphysically among the living. Some souls choose to remain in all lifetimes upon earth as animals or humans. A spirit has one general purpose which it may often forget - to achieve a higher level of development which eventually reunites it with its other half and God. A spirit that ascends to the highest level may appear angelic because it is ascended so high to God's energy. These souls are called Master Teachers and give guidance to other souls on achieving that level. Souls have one thing which no other being has - Free Will. An ascended being will guide other souls but will never tell what you should choose, simply because it is your right or Free Will to choose your path.
Soul Mates
Finding our way back to wholeness We all long for wholeness, dont we? Long to be full and complete in ourselves, and often this translates into the longing for a special person to share our lives with, and even, to complete us. But where does this longing come from? Partly, from our natural desire as a child, for union with our opposite-sex parent. This natural loving desire usually presses Mum or Dads buttons as being somehow improper and it gets quashed, leaving us with the message I cant join and be complete. This unfulfilled yearning for completeness then plays out in our relationships. Even this though, is just part of a deeper story. Legend has it that originally we were androgenous, masculine and feminine, combined. We got split off eons ago into male and female and have been trying to put ourselves back together ever since! This inner yearning, and conflict, is played out, over and over, in the so called battle between the sexes. As our consciousness evolves as a planet, a
Past Lives And Present Relationships
We are like rivers. On the surface we are all shiny and clear, shimmering with freshness and life, but deep within us run powerful unseen currents of soul-memories and desires. These deep currents are the cumulative effects of ages of soul-life and many incarnations in the Earth. They cause us to love one person and despise another; to feel wonderful vibrations with a particular individual in one aspect of our lives only to feel awkward and uncomfortable with that same person in another aspect of our lives. Patterns and habits have formed deep within our inner-consciousness and shape the way we interact with people around us. Everyone involved in our present lives was very likely involved in our past lives. Actually, it is likely they have been involved in many of our past lives. Our parents, brothers and sisters, spouses, children, friends, colleagues, bosses and employees, and even our enemies began sharing life with us long before the present lifetime. The effects of these ma
Are You Real Or Fake
Recently there was a bullentin posted by a friend on my list. It asked why so many use fake pics. My answer was: Insecurity in the biggest form. I visit the Mumm section a lot and the comment I see more and more is: " come on this is the Internet not Real Life" Which makes me think that some that are online, are living out a fantasy world which they create by taking on a persona that isn't Theirs but one they wish they had. I myself, don't understand why they don't take the engery they use to create this fantasy and use it towards developing the life and persona they want to be in "real life" For me, No matter where I am , is "REAL LIFE". Whether it is online or offline, I am Me. I try to be the best Me I can be. I am not sure this will answer your questions but it is my observation. * But I have also come to relize that the deception that is used by using a pic that isnt theirs is also for POINTS. Men use womens pics that half naked to get other guys to
The Soul
A long long time ago, there was birth in the Universe, and the Source was reveling in creation. The Source was creating not only planets and asteroids and suns and galaxies, He/She was also creating new parts of Him/Herself! These little sparks of God were called Souls, and each one was made directly of the Source, making each little Soul The Source. One day, the Source came up to a group of Souls playing and enjoying themselves and said "Namaste my Dearest Family of Light. I Love you all. I have a question to ask of you." The Souls listened intently as their Creator spoke. "There is a planet in a distant galaxy, the planet is called Gaia, and it is the most divine of my creations in that it is in the Free Will Universe. The planet itself is a Library of Life. It is lush and beautiful and so vibrant. The planet itself is so alive and full of Love. I would like to conduct a grand experiment there, and I need your help!" God spoke excitedly and the Souls began to vibrate with excit
Please Vote @ New Country Star Every Hr
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Frustrated
yep, i'm very frustrated with my husband right now...don't really feel like explaining it to anybody, just need to get it out in the ope and let people know that today is not a good day to bother me
The Beatles - And I Love Her
A Gift To My Friends
My New Lounge
Come join the Play ground rejects in The Devils Playground...Brand new ct lounge...If u dont feel like u belong anywhere else...The Devil will make u feel welcome Come in and try ur skills at being a DJ...we would love to give u the chance! Click the pic below and it will bring u straight to hell (repost of original by '♫ DJ Insane ♫ ¢¾ Mrs Kreator ¢¾ {Playground Reject #666}' on '2007-06-06 05:34:11') (repost of original by 'MISSING MY SSG! ~Playground Reject 007~ & ~dj slipknot's ct girl~' on '2007-06-06 05:37:55') (repost of original by '♫ DJ Insane ♫ ♥ Mrs Kreator ♥ {Playground Reject #666}' on '2007-06-06 05:41:15') (repost of original by 'DJ KREATOR~{ PLAYGROUND REJECT}~~{PURRRS HUSBAND}~' on '2007-06-06 05:57:24') (repost of original by 'twister(devil's playground reject #1967)' on '2007-06-06 06:04:47') (repost of original by 'DJ KREATOR~{ PLAYGROUND REJECT}~~{PURRRS HUSBAND}~' on '2007-06-06 06:14:45') (repost
Can You Help My Friend
SHE IS IN HER FIRST CONTEST EVER, IT RUNS TIL JUNE 11th. FOR BEST BACK TATTOO. SEE NEEDS YOUR RATES AND AS MANY COMMENTS AS YOU CAN SPARE. AND CAN YOU LET YOUR FRIENDS KNOW TOO. CLIC ON THE PIC TO TAKE YOU THERE.
Leaving Cherrytap For Good
dear cherrys, it has been a great time hear on the site.i will miss all of the friends that have been friends you all have been great.but im gonna be leaving the site later on today forever because i feel it is the thing to do I enjoyed all of ur company thanks have a great cherry experiance everyone firecrotch or brittany
2 Steps Ahead
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For All My New Friends
This poem is for you my friend For not giving up on me. For listening, and holding me tight when I have had a bad day. For showing your love and letting me know you care. I in return will show my love and let you know I care, I will never forget what you have done for me, and if I have to say goodbye today, I will always remember and pray that you will remember me. This poem is for you my friend. maybe someday we'll cross paths and share our friendship the way we wished we could now. So when tomorrow comes and I am not here please remember that you will always be in my heart, and I will never be that far away. This poem is for you my friend. I hope and pray that you will always remember me I will never forget you my friend. Dont ever think I forgot because you will always and forever be in my heart This poem is for you my friend. I hope that I changed your life and made you smile. This poem is for you my friend.
3 Of My Songs Are On My Reverb Now
Give a listen, To My Country Sway I am dedicating it to all my cowboys, :) if you want a copy let me know be happy to send you a mp3 of any of my songs
Nude Photos???
Graphics & Layouts I was ask a question last night..."Why do I have a problem with people posting NUDE pictures?" Ok I want to explain this to everyone, Personally what people post on there site is there business,And what I post on my site is mine,It's a free country.. I perfer not to post, nor look at nude photo's, I don't care how big your "WORM" is..I feel that going that deep with yourselve is private,Not something you show people around the world to gain ratings or points whatever.This is something that should be shared between two people that love one another../Private in a meaningful way. Some people get there kicks out of it, Which is like I said a free country, But you want see me looking at or posting nude photo's.. Some may agree with me, Some may not... Ty Brandy xxox LET ME KNOW WHAT YOU THINK PLEASE..
Beautiful
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Living.
Gotta go and do and be manifest hopes and dreams and ideas into a whole new reality Gotta give and breathe life into the words I say and find a way to be better tomorrow than I am today. Each moment... each thought... each choice... holds the possibility of a new beginning With determination and perseverance... it will be this I that gives birth to a Me without ending. ...
Happy Birthday To Me
SO YESTERDAY WAS MY B-DAY WHAT THE HELL WAS I THINKING I'M TURNING 29 ONE MORE YEAR CLOSER TO 30 OH GOD NOT 30 SO I HAVE DECIDED TO STAY 29 FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
I Love...
... Sentences that begin with ... "I want..." Paragraphs that begin with "When we..." Chapters that begin with "We will..." And entire stories that begin with... Us.
Courtship
You call me from your sleep and I arise to your hearts whisper. My path is light by the candle of you skin, a flame on the blood hot moon. I watch you through the window through the shade of a sleepless dream. I am rustling on soft night breeze, I am sweet mist of your breath, and I know you feel my presence your body moves with each stroke of my gaze the music of your dance is now the rhythm of desire.
Nursing Jokes
Do you know the difference between a nurse and a nun? The nun only has to serve one god. ********************************************* Did you hear about the nurse who died and went straight to hell? It took her two weeks to realize that she wasn't at work anymore! ********************************************* A nurse caring for a man from Kentucky asked, "So how's your breakfast this morning?" "It's very good, except for the Kentucky Jelly. I can't seem to get used to the taste," the patient replied. The nurse asked to see the jelly and the man produced a foil packet labeled "KY Jelly."
It's Like...
A summer day... blue sky, warm air... swimming... cool water on skin... enveloped, wrapped, held... embryonic bliss... safe. Laying in the sand... drying off under the sun... radiation of warmth... ground beneath, sky above, contact and release... pulsing... steam rises... expand and grow. Waking up... slow, soft... pleasure within skin... stretch... liquid form... snuggle deeper into a bed of smiles and contentment... just being. Like... ..... ... Someone let the air back into the room of my life. Yeah. It's like that.
She Was So Blonde. .. .
Some of these are weak, I know. . . She was So Blonde * She thought a quarterback was a refund. * She thought General Motors was in the army. * She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats. * She thought Boyz II Men was a day care center. * At the bottom of an application where it says "Sign here:" she wrote "Sagittarius." She Was So Blonde. * She took the ruler to bed to see how long she slept. * She sent a fax with a stamp on it. * Under "education" on her job application, she put "Hooked on Phonics." She was So Blonde... * She tripped over a cordless phone. * She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it said "Concentrate." * She told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DON'T WALK." * She tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order. She was So Blonde... * She studied for a blood test. * She sold the car for gas money.
Wow
What a night and what a morning!!!! It sucks to wake up with a horoscope like this! Let yourself feel whatever it is you need to feel. Putting off emotions or trying to make them go away could make them pop up in surprising and perhaps unwelcome ways later on. Deal with this right now. Hmmm what could this possibly mean????
Hero In A Mental Hosptial
Jim and Mary were both patients in a Mental Hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sunk to the bottom & stayed there. Mary promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled Jim out. When the medical director became aware of Mary's heroic act he immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as he now considered her to be mentally stable. When he went to tell Mary the news he said, "Mary, I have good news & bad news. The good news is you're being discharged because since you were able to jump in and save the life of another patient, I think you've regained your senses." The bad news is, Jim, the patient you saved, hung himself with his bathrobe belt in the bathroom. I am so sorry, but he's dead." Mary replied "He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry."
Have I Died?
... Surely I must have. As this is what the man up front described as Heaven ... when I was so small ... when I dreamed of this feeling... when I imagined I would fall... into You. Not even knowing yet who You were... still... he said so, he did... that heaven existed. As I sat there on the cold, hard bench and tried not to be afraid of the words he spoke ... the other words. I held onto the love I held onto the dream of You. I knew. I know. ... What love is. He must have too in some way... as... here I am ... In this feeling and I've really not been all that 'good' though at times I did try. And I do love. So then.... I ask again... Have I died? Surely... this is Heaven.
Taking Mother To Nursing Home
One evening a family brings their frail, elderly mother to a nursing home and leaves her as planned, hoping she will be well cared for. The next morning, the nurses bathe her, feed her a tasty breakfast, and set her in a chair at a window overlooking a lovely flower garden. She seems OK, but after a while she slowly starts to lean over sideways in her chair. Two attentive nurses immediately rush up to catch her and straighten her up. Again she seems OK, but after a while she starts to tilt to the other side. The nurses rush back and once more bring her back upright. This goes on all morning. Later the family arrives to see how the old woman is adjusting to her new home. "So Ma, how is it here? Are they treating you all right?" they ask. "It's pretty nice," she replies. "Except they won't let me fart."
New To Cherry Tap
hello to all of my new friends. thanks for accepting my request. cherrytap is awesome so far and i hope to learn more about how to get around. just wanted to say thanks for everyone's support. have a great day!
The Beatles - The Long And Winding Road
Now Is The Time To Get Your Copy Of Peter Britt's Book
I am aware that I can be long winded, I'm a writer you know. lol I wanted to share this with all my friends. Tomorrow evening I will be with my photographer doing the cover photo for my book. On Friday, it will be overnighted to my publisher. I've already received the gallies of my book for inspection, so we aren't far at all from it being in hand. Below are some excerpts you can read, but pre-ordering the book now (there are about 5 days left for this) and you will also receive an autographed copy of my cd, That's What Livingt's For along with your book, with your name in it. Just a few days left for you to get your name in it. Read below and click the paypal link or, contact me or, go to my personal web site for another link: www.peterbritt.us Everyone have a fabulous day :) Well this is something a little different, or extra if you will. There are only 35 copies of my book pre-ored left, so I am going to give the rest of the pre-orders a complimentary autographed cd along w
I Want To Thank You All!!!
Ok to all the people out there that read my husbands mumm about one of my best friends grandmother had passed it was nice to actually see that there wasn't very many rude people on that one I want Thank all of you that actually left comments on there. Now for some of the ones that likes to be rude and leave smart comments I mean seriously why leave a comment on the mumm if you don't have nothing to say. And for one apparently your bored to because you wouldn't be answering these mumms and leaving smart ass comments. But for the most part the ones that left a nice comment thank you. I will be the first one to admit to this my husband is numb about a death because he knows that there is no coming back. He has been an EMT-B for 8 years now and taking the Paramedic Class you guys out there inless you are a firefighter, emt-b or a medic you guys don't know what they see and what they have to deal with. So before you run the rudeness on here look at it has in a firefighter's eyes or emt-b pa
These Hands...
... they feel restless today ... Restless... to play show and tell with my heart make matter of an emotion a thought a touch a kiss that lives inside and would like to come out and play and simply say what it is that eludes the tongue.
Top 10 Reasons To Become A Nurse
1) Pays better then fast food, though the hours aren't as good. 2) Fashionable shoes and sexy white uniforms. 3) Needles: "Tis better to give than receive" 4) Reassure your patients that all bleeding stops...eventually. 5) Expose yourself to rare, exciting and new diseases. 6) Interesting aromas. 7) Courteous and infallible doctors who always leave clear orders in perfectly legible handwriting. 8) Do enough charting to navigate around the world. 9) Celebrate all the holidays with your friends- at work. 10) Take comfort that most of your patients survive no matter what you do to them.
Meeeeeeee The Real Meeeeeeeeee
TO THE READERS OF THIS BLOG KNOW THAT THIS IS A LOOK DEEP INSIDE OF ME AND THE REALEST PART OF ME U WILL EVER SEE...I NEVER OPEN UP THIS MUCH...IF U READ THIS PLEASE LEAVE COMMENTS AND QUESTIONS....THANK YOU FOR TAKING THE TIME TO READ THIS...... THE REAL ME BY JOHN MILLS I guess that maybe its time to do this. Alot of people want me to open up to them, but thats not always easy to do. I guess im gonna try to tell u in this blog what i really feel deep down inside of me and what im really about. I guess this is the only way or the way i feel most comfortable telling you all about me. Bear with me bc this might be very long but it will be well worth the reading. If u have any other questions when i am done please let me know and i will be happy to tell you. First of all you have to understand i was born in the south. I come from the country in north carolina and am deeply rooted in the south. I wasnt born racist but grew up with southern values. I went to chu
Beatles
Hey Jude
The Beatles
Yesterday
*crazybeautiful* Sight
You know that moment... that instant... something shifts splinters cracks wideopen BAM like thunderclap inside illuminated ignorance revealed acknowledged... can't look away like a train wreck. pain of knowledge shattered illusion and then... aaaah sweet fucking release. You're a little less idiot a lot more odd. lol Don't you wish you didn't know... sometimes don't you just wish you didn't know? That's the way it feels anyway Ha joke 's on you you still know nothing. Best to go with the flow wait for the next BAM love and laugh your ass off the whole way.......... what a ride what a ride what a rush ..................
..more Like Pervspot..
Perfspot.. OMG I JUST JOINED and already have 50 guys begging to cam. :o
You Know You're A Nurse If...
You know you're a nurse if... You believe every patient needs TLC: Thorazine, Lorazepam and Compazine. You would like to meet the inventor of the call light in a dark alley one night. You believe not all patients are annoying ... some are unconscious. Your sense of humor seems to get more "warped" each year. You know the phone numbers of every late night food delivery place in town by heart. You can only tell time with a 24 hour clock. Almost everything can seem humorous ... eventually. When asked, "What color is the patient's diarrhea?", you show them your shoes. Every time you walk, you make a rattling noise because of all the scissors and clamps in your pockets. You can tell the pharmacist more about the medicines he is dispensing than he can. You carry "spare" meds in your pocket rather than wait for pharmacy to deliver. You refuse to watch ER because it's too much like the real thing and triggers "flash backs." You check the ca
Posers On Myspace
are copying us with the happy hump day shit looks like the lil crackheads can't think of anything else
Ray Charles - What'd I Say
Ray Charles - Hit The Road Jack
My Love Wiccanlady1977
Make your own Zing!
X-wifes
Well I have two x-wifes one is a bitch and the other isn't to bad, my first one she is a total bitch. I know that everyone on CT wants the best for the kids but this bitch isn't like that at all. She doesn't want her son to play any sports NONE, she has two other kids one is on the lazy side and the other is 6 years old but he's kewl. Our son is very good at sports but she doesn't want him to be, Why?
My Happy Ending
Cleaning Up
Ok, it's that time. If I haven't heard from your ass since last month, then I'm deleting you from this page. I don't need the popularity contest with who has the most friends or whatnot. I'm a very friendly person and try to take the time to let all my friends know that I'm real. I'll also be cleaning up my yahoo messenger list. I don't need fake people at all in my life.
Only Here To Make Friends!
Friends say that I'm sincere, friendly, out going , funny, easy to get along with, caring and sometimes goofy. I'm shy at first, until I get to know someone. I like to go out and just hang out or small party crowd. I like to go with the flow. I enjoy music, laughter, movies, wrestling, Nascar, sewing (I design quilts), arts, my family, outdoors, ballgames, bowling, dinning out or just staying at home. I can be a little playful at times. Would like to find someone to share my life with. I enjoy life and know how to live it. I am a team player, don't want to control and don't want to be controled either. I am a person who is straight forward, I say what I mean and tell it how it is. I am loyal, faithful, always there when it really counts. I'm easy going, open minded, flexable and romantic. I am not in to head games. I enjoy cooking, but also enjoy dining out. I enjoy a good conversation, listening to music, I love to dance and love to do fun things. I'm looking for
Stevie Wonder And Ray Charles - Living For The City
Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles - Living for the City
Give Away Contest
please send me what gift uwantand the link to pic u want me to rip ...mansion will 50,000 comments i will buy all gifts a happy hour...enter please ..no time limit ....
Real Women
LADIES - Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half and rub it on your forehead. The throbbing will go away. REAL WOMEN - Take a lime, mix it with tequila, chill and drink. You might still have the headache, but who cares! LADIES - Stuff a miniature marshmallow at the bottom of a sugar cone to prevent ice cream drips. REAL WOMEN - Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for Pete's sake. You're probably sitting on your ass on the couch, with your feet up anyway. And finally the most important tip.... LADIES! - Don't throw out all that leftover wine. Freeze into ice cubes for future use in casseroles and sauces. REAL WOMEN - HUH!!!!!!!Leftover wine?? REAL WOMEN R HARD 2 FIND, N IMPOSSIBLE 2 FORGET
Please Help Th Horses Out..please Please Please
Please help feed the retired horses I take in im going broke and need help.I also find them good homes.you can call me at (904-282-6039) or dldean@bellsouth.net.No one will read my post and if I dont get some help Ill have to stop helping them and my hart will brake.
New Rock Classics
So....I'm listening to my ipod and wondering what recent-ish rock songs (21st century, basically) would be considered classics twenty years from now, the way a good stone or skynyrd or springsteen song is thought of today. Here are some that I think would age well...clearly the songs need to have been popular recently, but also they shouldn't be just a flavor of the month (which is how I think of Coldplay or even Audioslave...) ...I've also left off recent songs by groups who already are known to be classic artists, e.g. I don't want to miss a thing by Aerosmith or Vertigo by U2...and tried to ignore most pop, rap and country... "Smooth", by Santana / Rob Thomas (ok so its '99) "One Last Breath", Creed "Where are you going", DMB "Bring me to Life", Evanescence "boulevard of Broken Dreams", Green Day "Collide", Howie Day "Mr Brightside", the Killers (or Somebody Told Me) "She Will Be Loved", Maroon 5 "Bent", Matchbox Twenty (or maybe If You're Gone) "Here without you",
Heart Full Of Hope, Mind Full Of Wonder...
Today as I sit awake during these early morning hours, find my heart filled with hope and curiosity as I prepare for my first day of work. Seeing as I'll be doing two different jobs (5 days a week in all), there is more pressure than normal. One of these positions makes me finacially responsible for a great deal of money. But with this hope and confusion also comes a great relief. At $8 an hour this is just the oppertunity I need to pay back all my debt and start my life over. And with that comes to mind those that have helped me realize what I was too stubborn to see on my own...That minnesota had nothing but broken promises and lost dreams for me. Today is my redemption...
Town Of Jericho
The Police Found A Body
OMG,THIS IS SO FUNNY. A FRIEND SENT ME A TEXT Msg. & IT WENT LIKE THIS; THE POLICE FOUND A BODY WITH NO BRAIN,BAD HAIR,LOP-SIDED TEETH & A RETARDED FACE...I GOT WORRIED, ARE U OK? IT'S ALL IN GOOD FUN LMAO!
Funerals And Satin Panties
Today my heart was quiet. I stood there at the same site that I stood 6 months ago. When my daddy was buried. Today I stood there, not in grief for myself. But in support of another. Today I held hands and rubbed backs and kissed necks. And my heart was quiet. The wind kicks up high there. Almost fierce. A million undead kisses finding a place to land. A trillion unhugged huggs flittering about looking for the right person to embrace. I sat Cameron aged 6 up on a rocky wall. "Auntie Lollie... Im so sleepy" "I know baby. Lean here against me." And as he placed his head against my breast my arm circled his small body and I hugged him to me. My fingers playing with his hair. I placed kisses on his forehead every so often. "I love you Auntie Lollie" "And I you my Cam man." My eyes searched the sea of grievers and I caught sight of the Burgundy curls of my oldest friend. Firmly encased in the a
My Dream Of Dreams
My Dream of Dreams! A gentle hand like soft rain across my cheek ...A kiss on the wind, strengthening words when im weak, small things that open my heart ..like souls ..2 bodies one mind...kindred spirits running blind...where from here ? Only heaven knows...where from here..my paths unknown..truths not easy to find..searching for that place in time..craving your warm familiar embrace..split second glimpse of you in my mind, as my eyes close..bringing forth happiness untold..my fairytale..my knight on high horse..my dream of dreams..like movie scenes..sunset kisses.. sparks ignite...choreographed movement..Perfect fit so tight..nothing short of sewn seams..sweetest touch devours me..your taste, your scent ..eyes lock..my fears faced..a moment purely of gods grace..this I see in daylights mist..night time dreams blessed with sunlights kiss..foggy memories of love untamed...vicious lust..unashamed..afternoons, evenings too..memories of me and you...Fate entangles pure determination..f
Stevie Wonde, Bono, Norah Jones, Alicia Keys, Velver
Ok No More
OK FRIENDS AND FAMILY I HAVE HAD MY FIRST CONTEST AND THANX TO ALL OF YOU THAT HAS TRYED TO HELP ME OUT BUT I THINK I WILL JUST STICK TO HELPING MY FRIENDS AND FAMILY OUT I AM A MUCH BETTER BOMBER THEN BEING IN A CONTEST TO STRESSFUL SO AFTER THIS CONTEST THAT IS IT FOR ME I WILL BE BOMBING EVERYONE ELSE!!!! 3 DAYS LEFT AND THAT IS ALL FOR ME
Somebody's Raising Their Kid Right
SOMEBODY'S RAISING THEIR KID RIGHT! One Nation, "Under God." One day a 6 year old girl was sitting in a classroom. The teacher was going to explain evolution to the children. The teacher asked a little boy: Tommy do you see the tree outside? TOMMY: Yes. TEACHER: Tommy, do you see the grass outside? TOMMY: Yes. TEACHER: Go outside and look up and see if you can see the sky. TOMMY: Okay. (He returned a few minutes later) Yes, I saw the sky. TEACHER: Did you see God up there? TOMMY: No. TEACHER: That's my point. We can't see God because he isn't there. Possibly he just doesn't exist. A little girl spoke up and wanted to ask the boy some questions. The teacher agreed and the little girl asked the boy: Tommy, do you see the tree outside? TOMMY: Yes. LITTLE GIRL: Tommy do you see the grass outside? TOMMY: Yessssss! LITTLE GIRL:
Ha Ha
Am I a day off,lol...I just sent out thursday's comments. Man I am freaking losing it! Owell at least I got em out!!!
Hey Read Me Please
http://www.neopets.com/refer.phtml?username=hofosho86 sign up even if you will never use this site (and frickin make sure you confirm the signing up by putting in your activation code thats sent to you via email) AND I WILL LOVE YOU FOR FUCKING EVER - its NEOPETS a website geared towards kids and teens - im addicted to it lol please i wanna buy a paintbrush for my pet elephante
Just Another Day
A DAY OFF, KISSESS ANYWAYS YA'LL! Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics from Sexi Luv.com
Stevie Wonder - That's What Friends Are For
My Baby
So yesterday I went to see my baby. I was pretty damn happy to see him though he didn't seem to thrilled to see me at first not wanting to come out of his corner. But when the vet left us in the room together he walked right over to me and started to snuggle. I cried when I had to leave him, but the best part is he's coming home tomorrow!!!!!!!!!!!
Stevie Wonder - Tony Bennett - For Once In My Life Live
Quote For June 6
Friends are as companions on a journey, who ought to aid each other to persevere in the road to a happier life. -- Pythagoras Bonus Quote:
My Tragic Flaw
My Tragic Flaw Category: Life by: Gregory Smith The more things change, the more they stay the same. I'm not sure who the first person was who said that. Probably Shakespeare. Or maybe from a song. But at the moment, it's the sentence that best explains my tragic flaw: my inability to change. I don't think I'm alone in this. The more I get to know other people, the more I realize it's kind of everyone's flaw. Staying exactly the same for as long as possible, standing perfectly still... It feels better somehow. And if you are suffering, at least the pain is familiar. Because if you took that leap of faith, went outside the box, did something unexpected... Who knows what other pain might be waiting out there. Chances are it could be even worse. So you maintain the status quo. Choose the road already traveled and it doesn't seem that bad. Not as far as flaws go. You're not a drug addict. You're not killing anyone... Except maybe yourself a little. When we finally do cha
Beautiful Women
D.A.M.@ CherryTAP
Sex In The Irish Tradition
THE PREPARATION Friday Night is very much love-night for the Irish man. Arriving back from the pub, having partaken of the traditional Irish aphrodisiac - 12 pints Guinness, and some fish and chips, his mind set on one thing - LOVE! Or as he say's himself "the ride." His lust, at fever pitch, after the sensuous excitement of a hard night's dominoes, he approaches his beloved wife, enticing her with gentle words of passion - "Any chance of me hole then love?" The good lady in question perhaps over excited by the erotic smell of Guinness or the sensuous vision of chips sticking to his chin, is at first somewhat reluctant. This coy reluctance is expressed with the flirtatious "Would ye ever fuck off!" FOREPLAY Foreplay is very important indeed. This basically consists of the male, whipping off his slightly soiled Y fronts provocatively at his wife, that usually land skid-mark side down, as he approaches the bed gyrating
Stevie Wonder - (live) Sir Duke & I Wish
Plea To My Son's Lost Father. I Know Times Have Been Tough. N Im Sorry For All We Went Through.
If anyone has read the previous bulletein i wrote about the hardest thing is to let go i made a mistake in how much of the time My son sees his father. This is a plea to a child's lost father. I will not bash him here. For all of his mistakes he tried and still does. Amongsts mine and my words and our arguements. I finally grew up and reached out to his wife and always always was giveing to them. I gave to his wife to his two children. I know times have been hard money has been hard and you watched your new born daughter go through the same pain of seizures and you did as you did as a child. Our son bares this same burden. My simple plea is please be there for our son more so and take care in being around him more often. I know times he has been sick. He only sees his son 2 to 4 times a month. Yes he has two other children, but to even stop by for a half hour to an hour would mean so much to our son. They both share the same burdons of adhd. My son is 3 and a half
A Lot Of Work
SO I JUST MOVED OUT OF MY MOM'S HOUSE FOR THE 2ND TIME BUT THIS TIME I DID IT ALONE. IT'S A LITTLE LONELY AND SCARY AT THE SAME TIME BUT I LIKE IT. I LOVE HAVING MY FREEDOM AGAIN I FORGOT HOW GOOD IT FELT TO WAKE UP AND WALK AROUND IN JUST MY PANTIES AND NOT WORRY ABOUT ANYONE BEING THERE TO SAY SOMETHING LOL...I DON'T HAVE MY COMPUTER OVER THERE YET THAT'LL TAKE A WEEK OR TWO SO I CAN GET ON HERE WHEN I CAN BUT THOSE WHO KNOW MY NUMBER CAN FEEL FREE TO GIVE ME A JINGLE ANYTIME DOESN'T MATTER :) ALRIGHT EVERYONE HAVE A GOOD DAY!!!
13th Warrior
Lo, there do I see my mother, and my sisters, and my brothers, Lo, there do I see the line of my people, back to the beginning, Lo, they do call to me, they bid me take my place among them, In the halls of Valhalla, where the brave may live... Forever
Downraters
I'm so fed up with downraters on here.... what is the point? Usually I just hate the ones who downrate missing kids pics but I'm getting fed up with the ones downrating me... so.... I am going to start a list here of all of those idiots. If you care to put more on, feel free, I'm sure within a week it will be full lol. Just go and block them people. Number 1:
True Friendship
"True" Friendship None of that Sissy Crap Are you tired of those sissy "friendship" poems that always sound good, But never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship. You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this card- Just the stone cold truth of our great friendship. 1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against The sorry bastard who made you sad. 2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you. 3. When you smile -- I will know you finally got laid. 4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get. 5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much Worse it could be until you quit whining. 6. When you are confused -- I will use little words. (Love it!) 7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well Again. I don't want whatever you have.
Stevie Wonder - Lately
Stevie Wonder - Master Blaster(1982)
Trying So Hard To Be Awake…
I have to get up at 5:45 in the morning now, to have little one ready for daycare by 6:30. She only goes one day a week, but it’s good to have her on a regular schedule. My only problem with this is that I go non-stop until she is in bed, and then I still need my wind down time. My wind down time includes touching base with Bran… and sometimes it’s really hard to let go of that. So… last night I was up, chatting with him… until I only had five hours left to sleep. I tore myself from the grip of his gorgeous and reassuring voice… only to be stricken with insomnia. I did sleep though, and I did REM. But… as some of you know, my ability to self-regulate my emotions is directly tied to how much sleep I get. No big surprise there. The relationship between insomnia and anxiety/depression is well documented. We all also know just how much stress I’m dealing with right now, not to mention the crushing self-esteem issues. Add no sleep to that, and I’m a fucking basket c
Best Sexxy Eyes On Ct Contest!
Best Sexxy Eyes On Ct Contest! Contest will start on 6/4 thur 6/11 1st Set Of Eyes Are....... with 1110 comments! 2nd Set Of Eyes Are...... with 632 comments! 3rd Set Of Eyes Are...... with 44 comments! 4th Set Of Eyes Are...... with 20 comments! 5th Set Of Eyes Are...... with 12 comments! 6th Set Of Eyes Are...... with 7 comments! 7th Set Of Eyes Are...... with 6 comments! 8th Set Of Eyes Are...... with 2 comments! 9th Set Of Eyes Are...... with 1 comments! Winners will get 2 gifts each! Comment bombing allowed and self bombing also! Want to enter just send me a link to ur pic or tell me and i will Rip your pic for you! Thanks
Caetano Veloso - You're Beautiful - Você é Linda
This Is So Cute I Just Had To Share!
Best Children On Ct Contest!
Best Children On CT Contest! I need pics of More then 1 child for my Children Contest! 1st Kids Pic is..... with 60 comments! 2nd Kids Pic is...... with 46 comments! 3rd Kids Pic is...... with 1 comments! 4th Kids Pic is...... with 1 comments! 5th Kids Pic is...... with 1 comments! Can be other Family members with your child in pic is fine! Comment bombing allowed and Self bombing allowed! Comments + Rates = Total 2 Gifts from gift shop per winner! If u want to enter the contest plz send me link to ur pic in my messages or tell me and i will rip it for u ! Contest will start on 6/5 thur 6/12 Thanks Maria Click on pic to enter contest! ~~AnGeLHeArT~*Majorboredum* LoVeR69*~~ Owner Of *AnGeL FaMiLy *&* A.F.H.*
Is This Weird?
I was just thinking .... a good number of the people in my "Family" are into the BDSM lifestyle, but I am not. I respect their choice, just don't think its for me. But I wonder ... maybe its equivalent to when you are a teenager and have friends who could be considered the "dangerous types" that just basically look after you and make sure no one bothers you? I don't know if that even makes any sense, but whatever. My mind goes on strange tangents sometimes.
Oil Prices
I just heard on the radio this morning that a cyclone is expected to dump a bunch of rain and high winds into the Arab countries where it is feared to disrupt the transfer oil products through the shipping lanes there and create a SPIKE in prices for the price of gasoline. Does this sound like the work of some spin doctor with an oil company so that they have a REASON for their next unexplainable SPIKE in prices here at the gas pumps. For the last week here locally the price of gas has been dropping for at a rate from a penny to 2 cents a day. I have been expecting a sudden increase in the price of gas for no reason just like the Thursday before Memorial Day where the price of gas jumped from $3.18 a gallon to $3.45 a gallon in seconds. Storms happen in oil shipping lanes and oil production areas all the time and has never been the cause of price increases before (except for Katrina). Does this sound fishy to you to be announced on the radio as a "possible" reason for the
Shakira - Belly Dancing
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Away Time
Leaving this afternoon (Wed) to head back east. Visit friends and family. Will be back next Wednesday...no online time 'til then. Have a good one! Who (E.)
Lol Odd Thought
why does anyone allow bush at meetings anymore.. i mean haven't we all decided he is the antichrist (lol) pretty much and we don't want to listen to him anymore? i just think its crazy that he's at the G8 summit and people are actually listening to him thats all...
Things Cops Figure Out....from Experience On The Job.
- The running speed of a Belgian Malinois is at least twice that of the average out of shape tweaker. If you are going to attempt to outrun one, please calculate the "Rate x Time = Distance" formula ahead of time if you want to avoid getting bit. - If they say they "just met" another person, then they are close friends who just committed a crime and don't want to be implicated with aforementioned friend. Anyone who goes out of their way to acknowledge you is hiding something. Anyone who goes out of their way to ignore you is hiding something. - If you get called to a 911 hang-up and a guy answers the door with a 9 month old child in his arms and says "Oh, the baby must have accidentally dialed it", he means he was just involved in a domestic that he doesn't want you to know about. Sometimes the same guy has a $25k felony warrant as well. - If you borrowed a BMW from a friend it's not unreasonable to expect you to know your friends last name. - If you
Best Back Tattoo On Ct!
Best Back Tattoo On Ct! I Need Tattoos Of Backs! Contest will start on 6/5 thur 6/11 1st Tattoo is..... with 1235 comments! 2nd Tattoo is...... with 444 comments! 3rd Tattoo is...... with 80 comments! 4th Tattoo is...... with 1 comments! 5th Tattoo is...... with 1 comments! 6th Tattoo is...... with 1 comments! Winners will get 2 gifts each! Comment bombing allowed and self bombing also! Want to enter just send me a link to ur pic or tell me and i will Rip your pic for you! Thanks Maria Click on pic to enter contest! ~~AnGeLHeArT~*Majorboredum* LoVeR69*~~ Owner Of *AnGeL FaMiLy *&* A.F.H.* ~ FoUnDeR Of~ * AnGeLs Of MeRcY BoMb SqUaD * ~@ CherryTAP
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Smile
Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants. Marriage changes passion. Suddenly you're in bed with a relative. I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it. So I said "Implants?" She hit me. How come we choose from just two people to run for President and over fifty for Miss America? I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose-fitting clothing. If I HAD any loose-fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up in the first place! When I was young we used to go "skinny dipping," now I just "chunky dunk." Don't argue with an idiot; people watching may not be able to tell the difference. Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply press 'Ctrl Alt Delete' and start all over? AMEN, AMEN !! Why is it that our children can't read a Bible in school, but they can in prison? Wouldn't you know it... Brain cells come and brain cells go, but FATcells live f
Tick Tock
incoherences brain loss absolute confusion why why why... breathe please inhale exhale 1 2 3 (groan not again) AHHHHHHHHHH loss of control has progressed smash bam boom across the floor crash tinkle glass in your skin [insert scream of anguish here] tears drip drip drip blood mingles help me die !
How To Call The Police When You're Old And Don't Move Fast Anymore.
George Phillips of Meridian, Mississippi, was going up to bed when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window. George opened the back door to go turn off the light but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things. He phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?" and he said "no". Then they said that all patrols were busy, and that he should simply lock his door and an officer would be along when available. George said, "Okay," hung up, counted to 30, and phoned the police again "Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people stealing things from my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now because I've just shot them." Then he hung up. Within five minutes three police cars, an Armed Response Unit, and an ambulance showed up at the Phillips' residence and caught the burglars red-handed. One of the Policemen said to George: "I thought you said that yo
Two Ways To Look At Things . . . . . .
My wife and I were sitting at a table at my High School reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table. My wife asks, "Do you know her?" "Yes," I sighed, "She's my old girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since." "My God!" says my wife, "Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long? So you see, there really are 2 ways to look at everything!
Word Play
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me. Police were called to a daycare, where a three-year-old was resisting a rest. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He is all right now. The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. To write with a broken pencil is pointless. When fish are in schools they sometimes take debate. The short fortune teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large. A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months. A thief fell and broke his leg in wet cement. He became a hardened criminal. Thieves who steal corn from a garden could be charged with stalking. We'll never run out of math teachers, because they always multiply. When the smog lifts in Los Angeles, U C L A. The math professor went crazy with the blackboard. He did a number on it. The
This Is My Horrorscope
Sometimes you feel like your ship is about to come in; other times you think it has completely gotten off course. Could both cases be true? It might just be that your luck is taking a roundabout path to get to you. well i know that ive felt this way a few times here and there
Shakira - Hips Don't Lie
Stress Management
STRESS MANAGEMENT A lecturer, when explaining stress management to an audience, raised a glass of water and asked, "How heavy is this glass of water?" Answers called out ranged from 20g to 500g. The lecturer replied, "The absolute weight doesn't matter. It depends on how long you try to hold it. If I hold it for a minute, that's not a problem. If I hold it for an hour, I'll have an ache in my right arm. If I hold it for a day, you'll have to call an ambulance. In each case, it's the same weight, but the longer I hold it, the heavier it becomes." He continued, "And that's the way it is with stress management. If we carry our burdens all the time, sooner or later, as the burden becomes increasingly heavy, we won't be able to carry on. As with the glass of water, you have to put it down for a while and rest before holding it again. When we're refreshed, we can carry on with the burden. So, before you return home tonight, p
Just Click On The Banner
Click on the banner in my profile and vote for me in the best of web contest! thank you
Happy Hump Day
Comment Bombers Needed
THIS IS MY FREIND Rose2Bud SHES IN A CONTEST TO WIN 4 DAY BLAST AND SHE IS WAY BEHIND IN THE CONTEST SO IF YOU WOULD PLS CLICK ON THE PIC IN THIS BLOG AND BOMB THE HELL OUTTA HER WOULD BE MUCH APPRECIATED
Work Drug Testing Info
Back to Work Drug Screenings By Glen Pietrandoni, R.Ph. September/October 2006 Well, you think you feel good enough to go back to work. That's great! Your health is good, you have managed the HIV drug regimen and side effects and you are raring to go! Here is something that you probably have not thought about -- pre-employment drug screening. As a pharmacist, I get a lot of questions from HIV positive people regarding drug tests and how to prepare for them. It is important to understand how the test works, what employers are looking for, and what to do when it's time for your test. Pre-employment drug screenings can be given to any prospective job applicant only after an offer of employment has been made. You do have a right to refuse to take the test, but you will probably not get the job. Please be aware that this differs from a random drug screening that is given after you are hired. An employer has the right to give a drug test that is not announced
Little Wonders
Little Wonders Little stones make big mountains, Little steps can cover miles, Little acts of loving-kindness Give the world it's biggest smiles... Little words can soothe big troubles Little hugs can dry big tears, Little candles light the darkness, Little memories last for years... Little dreams can lead to greatness, Little victories to success It's the little things in life That bring the greatest happiness... When I think about all the little things, warm thoughts of my friends come to mind and all the joy that friendship brings, always and forever sharing it with you.
Taegen's Law
I JUST GOT THIS POSTED IN ONE OF MY BULLETINS, SO I DECIDED TO POST IT ALSO!!! PLEASE DO THE SAME!!! I just wanted to clear some things up. I found this little girls mydeathspace, and followed the link to her memorial site. that is where I e-mailed her grandma Jan, and she gave me all the information about what happened to her. the pictures, I got from he memorial site. the bulletin your about to read, was written by me:Tracy Inman of VA. WHAT KIND OF WORLD DO WE LIVE IN WHEN WE CAN'T EVEN LEAVE OUR CHILDREN WITH "BABY SITTERS" just copy and paste the HTML and forward it on. www.ipetitions.com/petition/TAEGEN/ get ready to cry, because what I am about to write is going to take your heart, and squeeze it tight. this is by far the worst story I have come across on mydeathspace.com. but I think this is something I really need to pass on. I need everyone's help with this please. especially all of the mommy and daddy's on here. lets put myspace to some good use. it only take
Daily Horoscope June 6
"Let yourself feel whatever it is you need to feel. Putting off emotions or trying to make them go away could make them pop up in surprising and perhaps unwelcome ways later on. Deal with this right now." Hah! If that isn't the story of my life...
I Touch Myself--workout In Techno
Warning Son Going For Driver Test Today
well he finally hit 18yrs and with us leaving for colorado this could be the last time joey has a chance for me to get his licence.i hope he passes because i'm leaving saturday morning to start over in colorado and taking my screaming neon with me so if he doesnt pass he better get used to gparents ride.son is staying back here to finish high school he'll be a sr next yr so that is my going away present plus he is getting this computer,i have a new on in box already to make trip to co.oh well friends tc ttyl
Ricky Martin - Ricky Martin - I Don't Care
Off The Wagon Again
Well once again,found love in the wrong damn place.Yeah I know I'm STUPID for thinking I could EVER find love anyways.But oh well at least it can't get worse from here.Oh well,I'm over it now and just want to forget about it all.Fuck her I can find better!
11 Months Old Today
Today my lil guy turns 11months old ....i can't believe how time has flown it seems like just yesterday i was bringing him home from the hospital & saying i can't believe i'm a mom lol...Now he's learned soo much & seems to have become sooo independent even @ 11months old.....He has 4 teeth now,is standing on his own,pulling up on things & cruising around the room while holding onto things as he goes....next thing i know he will be walking & getting into EVERYTHING HAHA.....I gotta say though i thougt motherhood was gonna be tough but our angel is just that an angel...He is a wonderful happy sweet loving baby we couldn't ask for better we are sooo lucky to be blessed with our angel....we love him with all our hearts
Bullshit
Why do ppl always want to cause bullshit between two ppl who are in love.
Santana - Maria Maria
Games For When We Are Older
GAMES FOR WHEN WE ARE OLDER 1. Sag, you're It. 2. Hide and go pee. 3. 20 questions shouted into your good ear. 4. Kick the bucket 5. Red Rover, Red Rover, the nurse says Bend Over. 6. Musical recliners. 7. Simon says something incoherent. 8. Pin the Toupee on the bald guy SIGNS OF MENOPAUSE: 1. You sell your home heating system at a yard sale. 2. You have to write post-it notes with your kids' names on them. 3. You change your underwear after a sneeze. OLD IS WHEN: 1. Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face. 2. You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along. 3. Getting a little action means I don't need fiber today. 4. Getting lucky means you find your car in the parking lot. 5. An all-nighter means not getting up to pee! Thoughts for the weekend Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply press 'Ctr Alt Delete' and start all over?
California
Do you know what happened this week back in 1850, 157 years ago? California became a state. The State had no electricity. The State had no money. Almost everyone spoke Spanish. There were gunfights in the streets. So basically, it was just like California is today, except the women had real breasts and the men didn't hold hands.
Best Sexxy Eyes On Ct Contest! Updates
Best Sexxy Eyes On Ct Contest! Contest will start on 6/4 thur 6/11 1st Set Of Eyes Are....... with 1110 comments! 2nd Set Of Eyes Are...... with 632 comments! 3rd Set Of Eyes Are...... with 44 comments! 4th Set Of Eyes Are...... with 20 comments! 5th Set Of Eyes Are...... with 12 comments! 6th Set Of Eyes Are...... with 7 comments! 7th Set Of Eyes Are...... with 6 comments! 8th Set Of Eyes Are...... with 2 comments! Winners will get 2 gifts each! Comment bombing allowed and self bombing also! Want to enter just send me a link to ur pic or tell me and i will Rip your pic for you! Thanks Maria Click on pic to enter contest! ~~AnGeLHeArT~*Majorboredum
Roy Orbison - Crying
Best Back Tattoo On Ct! Score Updates
Best Back Tattoo On Ct! I Need Tattoos Of Backs! Contest will start on 6/5 thur 6/11 1st Tattoo is..... with 1235 comments! 2nd Tattoo is...... with 444 comments! 3rd Tattoo is...... with 80 comments! 4th Tattoo is...... with 1 comments! 5th Tattoo is...... with 1 comments! Winners will get 2 gifts each! Comment bombing allowed and self bombing also! Want to enter just send me a link to ur pic or tell me and i will Rip your pic for you! Thanks Maria Click on pic to enter contest! ~~AnGeLHeArT~*Majorboredum* LoVeR69*~~ Owner Of *AnGeL FaMiLy *&* A.F.H.* ~ FoUnDeR Of~ * AnGeLs Of MeRcY BoMb SqUaD * ~@ CherryTAP
Roy Orbison - It's Over
Ouch!!
There's this old priest who got sick of all the people in his parish who kept confessing to adultery. One Sunday, in the pulpit, he said, "if I hear one more person confess to adultery, I'll quit!" Well, everyone liked him, so they came up with a code word. Someone who had committed adultery would say they had "fallen". This seemed to satisfy the old priest and things went well, until the priest died at a ripe old age. About a week after the new priest arrived, he visited the Mayor of the town and seemed very concerned. The priest said, "you have to do something about the sidewalks in town. When people come into the confessional, they keep talking about having fallen." The Mayor started to laugh, realizing that no-one had told the new priest about the code word. Before the mayor could explain, the priest shook an accusing finger at the mayor and said, "I don't know what you're laughing about, Your wife fell three times this week."
Been Gone, Almost Back
morning, www.hostdrjack.com Hugs M'Lady Tina
Roy Orbison - In Dreams
Best Kid On Ct Contest! Score Updates
Best Kid On CT Contest! I need pics of Kids for this contest! 1st Kid is...... with 67 comments! 2nd Kid is...... with 70 comments! 3rd Kid is...... with 1 comments! Comment bombing allowed and Self bombing allowed! 2 Gifts from gift shop per winner! If u want to enter the contest plz send me link to ur pic in my messages or tell me and i will rip it for u ! Contest will start on 6/5 thur 6/12 Thanks Maria Click on pic to enter contest! ~~AnGeLHeArT~*Majorboredum* LoVeR69*~~ Owner Of *AnGeL FaMiLy *&* A.F.H.* ~~ Plz Sign My Guess Book Plz...LOL@ CherryTAP
Best Children On Ct Contest! Score Updates
Best Children On CT Contest! I need pics of More then 1 child for my Children Contest! 1st Kids Pic is..... with 60 comments! 2nd Kids Pic is...... with 46 comments! 3rd Kids Pic is...... with 1 comments! 4th Kids Pic is...... with 1 comments! Can be other Family members with your child in pic is fine! Comment bombing allowed and Self bombing allowed! Comments + Rates = Total 2 Gifts from gift shop per winner! If u want to enter the contest plz send me link to ur pic in my messages or tell me and i will rip it for u ! Contest will start on 6/5 thur 6/12 Thanks Maria Click on pic to enter contest! ~~AnGeLHeArT~*Majorboredum* LoVeR69*~~ Owner Of *AnGeL FaMiLy *&* A.F.H.* ~~ Plz Sign My Guess Book Plz...LOL@ CherryTAP
Pope's Visit
Subject: FW: The Pope's visit >The Pope was visiting New York, so the Cardinal sent a limo to JFK to bring >him into the city. > >After getting all of Pope Benedict's luggage loaded into the limousine (and >he doesn't travel >lightly), the chauffeur noticed that the Pope was still standing on the >curb. > >Chauffeur: "Excuse me, Your Holiness, would you please take your seat now >so >we can leave?" > >"Well, to tell you the truth," said the Pope, "they never let me drive at >the Vatican since when I was a Cardinal, >and I'd really like to drive today." > >Chauffeur: "I'm sorry, Your Holiness, but I can't let you do that. I'd lose >my job, and what if something should happen?" >protested the driver, wishing he'd never gone to work that morning. > >"Who's going to tell?" said the Pope with a smile. > >Reluctantly, the chauffeur got in the back as the Pope climbed in behind >the >wheel. The driver quickly regreted his decision when, after exiting the >airpor
The Family Influence
The environment in which a child grows up affects his entire life. The family dynamic, particularly the parents' behavior, impacts his perception of himself, his neighbors, and the Lord. Consider King Asa, a man in the royal line. He followed in David's footsteps and pleased God. Compare his story with that of Nadab, who practiced the same evils as his father King Jeroboam and provoked God's anger. With those men in mind, we believers must consider what will become of our children if they follow in our ways. We're typically their first example of godly living. This means they should see us praying, reading God's Word, and involved in a community of believers. If we want them to enjoy a relationship with Jesus Christ, they must first see the fruits of our own spiritual walk. In daily life, our families should see us turning to God for strength and comfort. Whenever a problem or decision confronts us, the kids should hear about the lessons and guidance in Scripture. At church, ch
Wednesday Links: Opie And Anthony Live, Whip 'em Out Wednesday, Michael Chiklis, New Boobs On Ratemywow, New Videos, Traveling Virus Tickets
Good morning, kids! The Opie and Anthony Show is LIVE on this fine Whip 'em Out Wednesday. You don't have to take MY word for it, no siree... just flip on yer Paltalk and go to the 'Opie and Anthony Live' room...and not only will you see US , live... in studio... you will see ladies WOWing, flashing, showing their boobies on webcam in honor of this fine tradition. So get going, will ya! (no, you don't NEED to have a wbcam to watch the video feeds...or the WOWing) It's a little chilly in the New York area, but not too chilly for bosoms! If you want to get WOWed, you might need to get your hands on a WOW STICKER. There's a few ways to go about it: 1. GO TO THIS LINK FILL OUT THE FORM, AND WE WILL MAIL YOU ONE. 2. Send a self-addressed, stamped envelope (NOT A SMALL ONE, DUMMIES) to: The Opie and Anthony Show WOW Sticker Requests 111 West 57th Street Suite 500 New York, NY 10019 3. Get yourself an OFFICIAL WOW T-SHIRT!. They come in all sizes, so no matt
Frequently Asked Questions
My Screen name is from a movie. I am not Egyptian so stop asking me that!!! Besides, did you even look at my pics? Do I LOOK Egyptian to you? Come on!!! I am 5' 8" tall. Yes, I have long legs. I don't wear heels, because I'm afraid of heights. :p I live in New England. That's all you need to know for now. I work as a PC Support technician for a large Financial corporation. I have never been married or had children. I will not give you my Yahoo or MSN ID if all you want to do is Cam. I don't have webcam, nor do I have any plans of getting one anytime soon. I am not interested in cybering with complete strangers, so don't ask! I do not want to see naked pics of total strangers. I do not have naked pics to share, so don't ask! If you are going to talk rude or rate me with ones, I'll block you outrate, no warnings! I am a very nice person as long as you treat me with respect. I will do anything for a friend, but you need to be a friend in return. If you want me t
Tribute Tattoo Contest! Score Updates
Tribute Tattoo Contest! I need Tribute Tattoos for this contest! Contest will start on 6/4 thur 6/11 1st Tattoo is...... with 284 comments! 2nd Tattoo is...... with 147 comments! 3rd Tattoo is...... with 2 comments! 4th Tattoo is...... with 1 comments! Winners will get 2 gifts each! Comment bombing allowed and self bombing also! Want to enter just send me a link to ur pic or tell me and i will Rip your pic for you! Thanks Maria Click on pic to enter contest! ~~AnGeLHeArT~*Majorboredum* LoVeR69*~~ Owner Of *AnGeL FaMiLy *&* A.F.H.* ~ FoUnDeR Of~ * AnGeLs Of MeRcY BoMb SqUaD * ~@ CherryTAP
Nsfw
IF U GOT SOLO PICTURES DEPENDING ON WHAT THEY ARE DEPICTING ITS OK BUT IF YOU GOT PICTURES OF YOURSELF ENGAGED IN A SEXUAL ACT WITH SOMEONE ELSE MAKES YOU A SLUTTY POINT FUCKIN BLANK!
Pretty Woman - Roy Orbison
Pretty Woman - Roy Orbison
Negative/positive
There is positive in every negative, you just have to look for it. After my son was viciously attacked by that man, I got pissed. But the courts and the men in this town will handle him, no doubt. From the perspective of a seventeen year old young man... He is now "Mike Tyson", and got in his first fight. Won the affections of a young lady because he fought for her. And to top all of that off he was offered a job at a new store opening in town. There is positive in every negative, you just have to look for it. ~~Spanky~~ :)
Roy Orbinson, Blue Bayou
Hey...
THIS IS TO ALL MY FRIENDS OUT THEIR THAT ARE PROBABLY WONDERING WHERE THE HELL I AM.... I AM STILL HERE, JUST TRYING TO SPEND SOME QUALITY TIME WITH MY CHILDREN THIS PAST WEEK, THEY ARE ALL OUT OF SCHOOL NOW SO THEY HAVE BEEN TAKING UP MOST OF MY TIME, BUT I STILL THINK ABOUT ALL OF YOU AND I MISS TALKING TO ALL MY GOOD FRIENDS, SO I WILL BE BACK ON SOON, HOPE YOU GUYS DON'T FOGET ABOUT ME...
Wed,, June 6,2007
WELL ALL I AM ON A COUNTDOWN AWAITING GLENN'S ARRIVAL. I HAVE ABOUT 15 HOURS BEFORE HE GETS HOME AND I CAN'T WAIT. BUT INSTEAD OF DWELLING ON HOW LONG I HAVE TILL HE GETS HERE I HAVE PLANNED A FULL DAY FOR MYSELF AND THE GIRLS. OUR YOUNGEST DAUGHTER IS GRADUATING FROM THE 5TH GRADE TODAY. WE ARE VERY PROUD OF HER. SHE IS GRADUATING EVEN AFTER MISSING A FULL MONTH OF SCHOOL. AFTER HER CEREMONY WE ARE GONNA COME HOME AND PACK SOME MORE. SHE IS GONNA BE GONE WITH HER GRANDMA FOR ABOUT A MONTH SO SHE HAS TO BE READY TO GO IN THE MORNING. AS FOR ME, I HAVE A SUITCASE PACKED ALREADY AND I AM PATIENTLY AWAITING GLENN'S ARRIVAL AND I KNOW THAT WHEN HE LEAVES THIS TIME I GET TO GO WITH HIM FOR AWHILE! YEAHAW!!!! WELL I HAVE TO GO GET READY FOR A GRADUATION SO I WILL CHAT WITH YOU ALL LATER! LOVE TO YOU ALL~~ANNE
Hey...
THIS IS TO ALL MY FRIENDS OUT THEIR THAT ARE PROBABLY WONDERING WHERE THE HELL I AM.... I AM STILL HERE, JUST TRYING TO SPEND SOME QUALITY TIME WITH MY CHILDREN THIS PAST WEEK, THEY ARE ALL OUT OF SCHOOL NOW SO THEY HAVE BEEN TAKING UP MOST OF MY TIME, BUT I STILL THINK ABOUT ALL OF YOU AND I MISS TALKING TO ALL MY GOOD FRIENDS, SO I WILL BE BACK ON SOON, HOPE YOU GUYS DON'T FOGET ABOUT ME...
For June 6,2007
Your mind is a blank slate -- all the better to receive those off-beat and ultimately brilliant ideas about to pour down on you. Push aside what you think works and focus on what could be even better.
The Big Match
anyone watching the not so mighty steve mcclarens england 2 night?
Barry White - My Everything
Well Aint That A Kick In The...
Well Good Morning…I am Back. For how long lord only knows, however I am back now and our system is up and...running after minor, well major repairs and much French being cast in all directions. I will not be around for another move of our business that much I surely will concur. So how is every little thing in your neck of the world? Mine as I said was testing my ability to remain calm daily. Had it not been that everyone was looking up to me for guidance and hope I think I may have lost it. Thanks in part to my two youngest daughters being there and helping was big.. I will get into the details of the move and how everything came to a head on Friday night when we were finishing up and putting away the last few skids of material but for now that story will wait until next week…oh I wont forget to tell it, it has adventure and hate and discontent and all those things that make the world go round so I shall not forget to tell it all, I will close this portion of the morning missive by s
Gifts And Shit On Here
I cant for the life of me undersdtand why other ladies get upset when someone adds a comment or sends you a gift on here . Wake up people , this is cyber land , most of us will never meet in person and this is a place where we can go and escape for a few from our REAL life. That is what this is to me. I dont care about how many friends I have , I would rather have a few that I really chat with and get to know and as for the comments , sometimes someone will post one and you have had a bad day and you come on here and read it and makes the day better. Lighten up folks, people that take this shit to serious need to get a life. If you are reading this , thanks for letting me state my 2 cents and thanks to the ones that I regularly chat with , I enjoy getting to know you.
Hiring For The Guilty Pleasures Lounge, Come Join An Awesome Team!
COME JOIN THE STAFF OF GUILTY PLEASURES. HIRING FOR DAY AND NIGHT SHIFTS. LOOKIN FOR FRIENDLY, OUTGOING PEOPLE, THAT LOVE BEING PART OF A GREAT TEAM! LOOKIN FOR BARTENDERS, SECURITY, WAITERS/WATRESSES, GREETERS. LIVE DJ "EXCALIBUR RADIO" AWESOME GROUP OF PEOPLE! GREAT WAY TO MAKE NEW FRIENDS, I KNOW THE STAFF I HAVE NOW, LOVE THEM, GLAD TO HAVE THEM PART OF THE FAMILY! CONTACT ME IF INTERESTED. THANKS SO MUCH! JEN
Wont Be Here
i wont be around for the few days got a few thinks to take care of dont know when ill be back
I've Learned Not To Expect Things In Return
I've voted and commented on TONS of people pictures. Yet only a handful have voted or commented on mine. how sad :(
Our Jouney Through Kays Eyes
April 15, 2006 7:51 a.m. Good morning I received my first punishment last night. It was for using swear words three times. The first two times were for the word "fuck" that I used in a joke that I told a co-worker. The last time was for the word "damn" that I slipped and used in conversation with my sister-in-law. I knew when I used these words that it was wrong and that I could be punished for them. After our daughter went to bed I found myself in a corner, striped from the waist down, with a gag in my mouth for 30 minutes. After that I was in the corner nude without the gag for another 30 minutes. During this hour in the corner all I could think of was "I just wish he would spank me and get this over with." I was sweating really bad and shaking a little by the time my corner time was up because I didn't know what the spanking was going to be like. After being removed from the corner you started scolding me and washed my mouth out with soap making sure
Letters From Kay
April 11, 2006 7:08 pm I fantasize all the time about being submissive to you. About you forcing me to be partially nude, my breasts showing through thin fabric or exposed at all times. I fantasize about you setting limits for me like what time to go to bed, about what time to be home from work, about what to wear or what I can spend. I fantasize that when I disobey your limits that you follow through and punish me. Not like the bratting kind of disobedience where I do something on purpose to get spanked. I fantasize that you make me spend time in the corner naked, or I'm not allowed to watch TV, or I'm grounded somehow, or if I am spanked that I'm not rewarded with sex afterwards. I fantasize about a real HOH relationship where you follow through. This is not a sexual fantasy, yes, sex would be in there too but not the focus. When we've tried this before I was so frustrated because you didn't follow through or you expected me to administer my own kind of HOH relati
Jesus Walks By Kanye West
Yo, We at war We at war with terrorism, racism, and most of all we at war with ourselves (Jesus Walks) God show me the way because the Devil trying to break me down (Jesus Walks with me) with me, with me, with me You know what the Midwest is? Young & Restless Where restless (Ni**as) might snatch your necklace And next these (Ni**as) might jack your Lexus Somebody tell these (Ni**as) who Kanye West is I walk through the valley of the Chi where death is Top floor the view alone will leave you breathless Uhhhh! Try to catch it Uhhhh! It's kinda hard hard Getting choked by the detectives yeah yeah now check the method They be asking us questions, harass and arrest us Saying "we eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast" Huh? Yall eat pieces of shit? What's the basis? We ain't going nowhere but got suits and cases A trunk full of coke rental car from Avis My momma used to say only Jesus can save us Well momma I know I act a fool But I'll be gone 'til November I got p
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Hello just a reminder in 3 days i will be having a party at my lounge the dragon song inn and at the sam time the party will be going on in my fiance's lounge 2 her lounge's name is wonderland everybody is welcome to come and have fun their will be live music providide by excalibur radio all are wel come to come and just have fun and kick back ( important note if i do not want you their you will be asked to leave by my door men if you fail to respond to that then you will be banned from the lounges's ) Thank You, Al ~Lost In The Dark~
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The Guilty Pleasures Lounge Bartenders rules Bartenders 1.Greet all people when they enter the bar 2.Offer drinks 3.Stay in bar during scheduled shift (min of 2 to 4 hours) (if you cannot cover your shift arrange with management for it to be covered) 4.Chat with the customers keeping the conversation up 5.Bartenders cannot ban anyone they can only delete comments ( refer to the code of conduct on what can be deleted) 6.Bartenders are not to get into any conflicts they are to let the moderators handle it 7.If you cannot make your shift please message ~*Huggable*Lovable*Kissable*Jen~ Or Micki "blue eyes" YIM (lovablejen33) or Micki (micki_blue_eyes) 8.All arguments and fights are to be kept out of the bar (take them to the shout box, yahoo messenger and out of the bar that means staff a
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Patterns
I was noticing in the shower the pattern on the shower walls. Mostly, it's off white tiles, with just a couple of tiles that have a design. 3 tiles, then design, 3 tiles, then design. It made me recall a conversation I recently had about the pattern in my own life. I recognize that it's there, just not the real reason for it being there. In the case of my shower, it's just to accent the rest of the room. Which I find humorous, since with the curtains closed you don't see it. I realize I'm repeating the same pattern in my life. But why? Is it because I'm looking for something? Is it because I need to repeat it in order to be happy? I don't know. Certainly, I believe that we are the sum of our experiences. The different adventures we have in our time of living create a mosaic that is our life. No one particular pattern is involved, just a myriad of colors. So is the repeated pattern a part of the mosaic? What if I continue in this particular pattern? Wil
Dead 2 The World
Dead 2 The World (My Rap) dead to the world now gone from existance a soul that once was gave up no resistance a loss of all hope and a body left hollow the entity now floats not seein tommorow torn of all self and stripped of all memory nothing else left just a whisper of small energy a moment of sad silence before it dissapears all over some damn violence family broken into tears
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Today's Quote Never tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and they will surprise you with their ingenuity. -General George S. Patton
7 June 2006
Dear Alexa, Here is your single's love horoscope for Thursday, June 7: Life looks rather busy at the moment, and you may have to shelve love-related matters while you put out various fires in other areas. Don't get frustrated; it'll be even hotter when you get back to it.
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Today's Quote On with the dance; let joy be unconfined is my motto, whether there's any dance to dance or any joy to unconfine. -Mark Twain
Love Is The Drug
Nothing To Wipe With
Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out. Both were very faithful and loving wives. However, they had gotten over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers. Incredibly drunk, and walking home, they needed to pee, so they stopped in the cemetery. One of them had nothing to wipe with, so she thought she would take off her panties and use them. Her friend, however was wearing a rather expensive pair of panties and did not want to ruin them. She was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave that had a wreath with a ribbon on it, so she proceeded to wipe with that. After the girls did their business, they proceeded to go home. The next day one of the women's husbands was concerned that his normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed -- hung over, so he phoned the other husband and said, "These girl nights have got to stop! I'm starting to suspect the worst.. My wife came home with no panties!!" "That's nothing" said the other husband, "Mine came back with a card stuck to her ass
I Swear There's A Factory That Makes These Bitches!!
Seriously, is there a factory out there or a farm in Nebraska that is manufacturing/growing stupid bitches? I swear they come in droves, and there isn't enough repellent to get rid of them!! Within the last month or 2, 2 of my friends have had to break up with their girlfriends.. one broke up with one because she was planning on breaking up on him and he beat her to the punch.. the other because the chick he was ENGAGED to was a stupid lil trifiling cheating WHORE! Cecil's ex, Michelle, even though she was planning on breaking up with him, decided to pull a FATAL ATTRACTION out of her ass when he broke up with her. Blew up his phone, blew up his yahoo messenger.. yadda yadda yadda... Where I come from, we call that PSYCHO.... if she could drive, I bet you her ass would be stalking his ass. My though on the girl is... any grown ass woman who lets her parents run her life, needs to grow a pair, put on her big girl underwear and live HER life... but since she didn't... well yea,
A Poem
To think I must be alone To love We must be together I cannot think Without loving Or love Without thinking ~~Spanky~~
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A Little Fruity But One Of My Favs
From one of my favorite movies: It seems strange that my life should end in such a terrible place, but for three years I had roses and apologized to no one. I shall die here. Every inch of me shall perish. Every inch, but one. An inch. It is small and it is fragile and it is the only thing in the world worth having. We must never lose it or give it away. We must NEVER let them take it from us. I hope that whoever you are, you escape this place. I hope that the worlds turns, and that things get better. But what I hope most of all is that you understand what I mean when I tell you that, even though I do not know you, and even though I may never meet you, laugh with you, cry with you, or kiss you, I love you. With all my heart, I love you.
"its Little Thing's"
Too often we don't realize what we have until it is gone; Too often we wait too late to say "I'm sorry - I was wrong" Sometimes it seems we hurt the ones we hold dearest to our hearts; And we allow foolish things to tear our lives apart Far too many times we let unimportant things into our minds; And then it's usually too late to see what made us blind So be sure that you let people know how much they mean to you; Take that time to say the words before your time is through Be sure that you appreciate everything you've got And be thankful for the little things in life that mean a lot
Months Went By
Time stood still,and things didn't seem right my health I wanted nothing more then to just give up I had nothing and wanted nothing, kind of like a space a black hole that I slipped into, my thoughts and personality seemed to have changed something I didn't noticed until I was talking to a friend and they said you seem different. I can only think that the death of my son left me with this feeling like the world was still moving and I was standing in the middle of it watching it spin, and nothing mattered, I thought of times that had passed and things that I could have done differently I guess I looked for reasons to blame myself although I still feel this is my fault as if things were not bad enough, I wanted to make them worst by blaming myself for everything even the rain. As I can remember day by day the night of the morning this all happened it was 9 pm and it was hot and I wanted to take a swim, I had been out all day looking for a job in this state it was a long day working at
Decay
Too many problems, too many troubles, always fighting, always worried. Sighing, screaming, trying but crying, frustration, confusion, depression, upsetting. Reality, fantasy, neither is ever real. Darkness, light fade to something surreal. No escaping, always falling into the fading void in the distance. Loving but hating, questioning but understanding. Intimacy, desires never surfacing from him. Living but dying slowly decaying within.
My Head
my head feels like its about to explode i have a million mile a minute thoughts running through my head is the one ever coming back will the other hate me if i date or chill with this person does this person only want to chill with me cause it might miss some one else off do i only want to hang with them because it might piss some one off and you know what i don't have any answers except that i want it to all stop i want to stop feeling this way i want to have good faith in people that they like me for me not for what they can get from me but that left and i'm having a hell of a time letting it back in trust is a terrible thing to have broken because it takes forever to feel comfortable with giving it out again
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*When you and i are far apart. *Can sorrow break our tender hearts. *I love you baby yes i do. *Sleep is sweet when i think of you. *All you are is a blooming rose. *Night is here and i must close. *With care read each word in each line. *You will there a question fine...... _____________________________________________ NOW IF YOU DONT KNOW THE QUESTION THEN JUST ASK... LOL :)
+1349 - Internal Winter(ad Infeinum)...
..From the album 'Beyond The Apocalypse'. No, I don't have a vid. Dammit. Why haven't I given this song more attention? The intro is penetrating, has this ominous tone going on. Something big is most definitely coming, listenAh! : Awesome Mayhem/Darkthrone kvltish Black Speed! And some incredibly delicious hi-hat usage from the drums(BOW TO FROST. NOW!)while you wait. >>smile
I Miss You Baby!!!!! The Cold Heart Truth About My Sons Death!!
Custom Comments and More @ † Dark Angel Designz † This is the only way i have to pay my respects to my baby boy- i cant get the graveside to talk to him- but he knows i love him. Keith Allen mommy has thought of you alot today, and i wish i could hold you one more time. But i know that is impossible, so here mommy is again- feeling down because i need you baby. I just want to feel my baby one more time in my arms - while i sing the same songs here to you as you fall asleep. theres doors to heaven i know- but until god brings mommy home- they will be closed for me. I cant see inside the window to your soul, but i feel the love from your heart everyday. i watch my kids play and i often wonder how they would feel if i were pass on and not be here- now i know- hurt- the same i do for you. my heart will never be whole. as long as i walk this earth and not ever see your precious face- i will be left in half- I MISS YOU SO MUCH BABY. cHANTEL ASK ME TONIGHT AT THE DINNER TABL
Working Backwards...
He was a friend of her stepfather's...a tall, lanky man in his late 30s. Grey eyes that burned into yours, to make you forget what you were thinking. He came to the house most nights that she could remember...they retired to the garage in a cloud of smoke and reeking cans of Natural Light. He winked whenever he saw her, staring in that hungry, uneasy way that men look at women. While the authoritative ones kicked back and forth who was fucking who, Jo took a walk down the block. The sun began to fade behind the trees, the streetlights came on as if by cue, one by one, until the neighborhood was aglow with unnatural orange haze. The crickets chirping in the grass beneath her feet, the lightning bugs that would light, then dim, over and over, accenting her face for just a moment before retreating it back to the summer citrus hues from the streetlights. She stopped underneath a tree now and then to record what she saw, as if she knew what was forthcoming. He walked behind he
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Can't Sleep.
Having another one of those nights where I can't sleep. Seems to be a regular thing for me. I sit in my office all night play "casual games". Part of me enjoys the quite. The other part just wants something or some one to communicate with. Something on my level. As much as I try, the dogs just aren't gonna cut it. So, if ever you are up, late at night, and you think no one else is on. Try again, I usually am. If not, I will be. Always, Jenn
Innocence
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Just A Bad Mood Rant
Ok, so I am not in such a good mood tonight, I have no idea why, just one of those nights I guess. I think I am tired of stupidity in general right now . . . Just had more than my fill the last few days. I’m not sure why it is bothering me so much now than it usually does, but it is. I don’t need someone to talk to or anything I just need to sort things out I think. I’m just in an odd place where I am me but dammit at the same time I am wholly unrecognizable - yeah probably makes no sense to any of you. I know exactly what I ma talking about though and I am sure there is at least one other person somewhere who does. So, what is it? I think what pushed me over the edge today was someone telling me that if I believed in God that I would be a better person. That since I do not believe in God that is why my life has been so miserable but I still have the power to change it in my heart if I just look deep enough, because God can forgive all of my sins if I am willing to admit them
Head Through Monitor
sometimes i wonder if its normal to just turn 3 shades to homicidal where just existing makes you want to plow your head through your monitor, how is it that i feel this way? is it because of the drugs i did years ago or am i just fucked up. do normal people live this way waking everyday hoping its the last you have to put up with and you get through it or am i a small percentage that just never acclimated to being a person. detached and furious at what i've become. i know the world doesn't owe me anything but it would be nice to have a day off from the shit storm. and i keep telling myself it'll get better but i don't think it will actually i think it will only get worse but how do you fix something when you know its broken but it seems so unfixable. where do you go when all your dreams and hopes have died and your just a shell going through the motions. at least the lottery still exists and gives me false hope of a better life
My Hero......i Will Miss You!!!!
When i got a myspace like four years ago, i dint know who or what to put down as hero or hero's. Well in a rescent passing i have determined that i have been missing someone from that list for a long time. My Nan-Nan. She passed away exactly 24 hours ago to this minute, with her two children, and her two oldest and closest grandkids by her side. After a very short fight with cancer. I have never ever lost a family member before, so i have all these new emotions going through my head, i am having trouble venting so i hope this blog helps......... Nan-Nan Wherever you may be right now, i just want to let you know that i love you with all my heart. You are responsible for so much in my life.I am following my fathers footsteps,but you have helped through every problem along the way. I just want to let you know that i am thankful for everything that you have done for myself and this family through your life. Thank you for the vacations every summer to Stone Harbor, our favorite place on sun
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Myth Of The Full-body Orgasm
Why is everybody hyped up on this "full body orgasm" crap? I'm serious, you see it everywhere, all the magazines in the checkout line at grocery stores "Find ALL his pleasure spots" or "Stay in bed all day and enjoy it!" I do, it's called sleep. Might not start till 8 o'clock in the morning, but I can garauntee it'll last till 6 pm. But honestly, it's not hard to have a full body orgasm. Not hard... and not fun. Because the full body orgasm does not originate in the genital region. I'm sorry ladies, it's just not there. No, the full body orgasm is when you get that spasm where you burp, sneeze, hiccup, cough, fart, laugh and crap your pants all that same time. It's like "HIccUrpchooGAahchUAgppfftTThaHAHaoops...uhoh" Now all of a sudden you're rolling on the ground, foaming at the mouth because a warhead just went off in your chest cavity. It's like mini-marines are doing a shock'n'awe from your testicles, (or what have you), through your diaphragm and up into your brain
How I Fell Right Now!
I am feeling kinda strange. I am tired as hell, but I do not want to go to bed yet I do not want to be awake either!! I am going crazy and that is all I can say about that. I miss my boyfriend like crazy and I just know I probably will not see him this weekend because of my stupid car! Kids, Don't ever let some dumb a$$ cut you off and then stop....the car gets its feelings hurt (not to mention your wallet when you have to shell out 2,500 dollars to get the thing fixed). Anywho, enough of my pity party....I am so digging this site it is a ton of fun and I can see why I was told that I would feel like an attention hoe!
Those Wacky Amish
An Amish lady is trotting down the road in her horse and buggy when she is pulled over by a cop. Ma'am, I'm not going to ticket you, but I do have to issue you a warning. You have a broken reflector on your buggy. Oh, I'll let my husband, Jacob, know as soon as I get home. That's fine. Another thing, ma'am. I don't like the way that one rein loops across the horse's back and around one of his balls. I consider that animal abuse. That's cruelty to animals. Have your husband take care of that right away! Later that day, the lady is home telling her husband about her encounter with the cop. Well, dear, what exactly did he say? He said the reflector is broken. I can fix that in two minutes. What else? I'm not sure, Jacob ... something about the emergency brake...
Working On Welfare
A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the counter and says, "Hi... You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job." The social worker behind the counter says, "Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful nymphomaniac daughter. You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all of your clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be expected to escort her on her overseas holiday trips. You will have to satisfy her sexual urges. You'll be provided a two-bedroom apartment above the garage. The starting salary is $200,000 a year." The guy, wide-eyed, says, "You're bullshittin' me!" The social worker says, "Yeah, well... you started it.
Duckies
hree ducks were swimming in a pond after midnight and were arrested for trespassing. The next morning, they were called to appear in court. The judge called in duck number one and said, "What where you doing in the pond after midnight?" "I was blowing bubbles." The judge then called in duck number two and asked him the same question. "Judge, I was blowing bubbles." He then called in duck number three and said, "So let me quess � you were blowing bubbles too?" "No, I'm Bubbles."
Moving Again....
Well, we finally got here to Indiana and for the past week, we've been waiting for them to get the apartment ready, which is FINALLY is.....SOOOOOOOO, after Troy gets off of work today, he's running to storage, getting some stuff, running here to the motel to pick the kids and I up which is where the three kids, the two of us and four cats have been for a week...lol....then we'll head to the apartment, unload things, then run BACK to storage for another load, go back to the apartment and then I'll start unpacking what we have at that time....phew! Then at the end of July, if he can't get them to let us stay for another couple of months after the college kids come back then we'll have to go to another motel until the job he's on now finally finished which may be sometime in August or September, then it's finally time to get our butts back out to California! I'm going to be SO done with moving after all of this. Unfortunately the kids will start school about a month at the most la
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You are my everything, strung together like pop corn and tinsel. "There's no way that I miss her," I tell my friends all the time. But there you are on my mind, like everything forever and nowhere all together. My friends know I'm lying. Loki Listens - REAL BLOG
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Well yall i called monday and on june 19th i have an appointment to go to the weightloss surgery center and find out about the Lap Band. so hope all goes well. will let yall know more
For Kaleb And His Faimly
A PRECIOUS LITTLE BABY BOY, KALEB IS HIS NAME, WAS SHAKEN ROUND LIKE A TOY, THE SITTER WHO WAS TRUSTED IS TO BLAME. WE DON'T UNDERSTAND GOD, WE CAN'T COMPREHEND, OUR MINDS ARE IN A FOG, THIS COULD HAVE BEEN KALEBS END. YOU WHERE WATCHING OVER YOUR MISSING ANGEL THAT DAY, DAMN THE WOMAN, DAMN HER TO HELL, YOU SAVED OUR ANGEL YOU LET HIM STAY, WE'RE SAYING A PRAYER, AND WISHING THE FAMILY WELL. KALEB YOU ARE PRECIOUS, SWEET AND DEAR, LITTLE ONE CLOSE YOUR EYES AND REST, GOD IS WATCHING, GOD IS NEAR, YOUR FAMILIES FAITH HAS BEEN PUT TO THE TEST. WE WILL SAY A PRAYER FOR YOU, YOUR FAMILY WILL HOLD YOU TIGHT. GOD WILL GUIDE YOU THROUGH, YOUR FAMILY WILL STAY CLOSE TONIGHT. YOU'VE LOST YOUR SIGHT, BUT WILL ALWAYS SEE, THROUGH THE LOVE OF YOUR FAMILY.
This Is Gonna Kick Some Very Serious Ass!!
Silver Diamond Promotions(that's ME!) will have some VERY special surprises at this show!! You WON'T want to miss this!! THIS Friday night!!
Party
I am asking all my DSC family to come out to lake green wood sc for us to all get together face to face to see who all we are talking to .it will be the weekend of june 15th . food and drinks welcome .if you have a grill bring it. ok lets all get together and have some fun
Thanks Ct
I met a new friend the other day and I can't remember the last time that I found someone that liked to have simple and long conversations. We talked for over an hour on the phone and the only reason we had to say goodbye was my phones battery was at its end. We talked about nothing in particular just a little of this and that. It was just what the doctor ordered for me. I feel like I've known him my whole life even though we've only known each other a few days. I feel so alive inside now because I have found someone that just wants to talk to me. He tells me about the places he knows and its like I can see them in my head. It's hard to find someone that is able to make the stories come alive in the telling and I am certainly glad I've found another who can do that for me. So this blog is to thank the creators of cherry tap for helping me find such a wonderful friend. I know this friendship that I have started to build will last me for the rest of my life, and I owe it al
Sorry I Havent Been On Here Much....
my old shitty computer just started dying on me and i havent been on ct as much....so a couple days ago i brought a new laptop! I love it!! So now im back!! Hope everyone is doing good!! Have a great night!! Ben aka PoppaWheelie
Playlist
Took my 1400 songs to the lab and worked out a good CD that will keep me plenty angry when I'm exercising. Most of them bring up a certain memory and keep me sufficiently pissed off so that I can go that extra mile. Some people don't understand how I exercise. I stop lifting when I simply can't anymore. I run until I throw up or start dry heaving. I just want "it" so badly, the drive to get "it" back keep me going until my body falls apart. The List 3 Doors Down- Kryptonite Seether- The Gift Fear Factory- Back The Fuck Up Linkin Park- In The End Disturbed- Land Of Confusion Pearl Jam- Love Offspring- Gone Away Smashing Pumpkins- Rat in a Cage Seether- Broken Live- Heaven Foo Fighters- Times Like These (acoustic) Johnny Cash- God's Gonna Cut You Down Evergreen Terrace- Mad World Evergreen Terrace- Kids Aren't Alright TuPac- Broken Wings Bush- Machine Head Better Than Ezra- Desperately Wanting Airheads- Degenerated AudioSlave- Be Yourself
Joke Of The Day,,,lol
One day a teenager came home with his girlfriend and his brother slept on the bottom bunk bed, so he had to go on the top, during the middle of the night they started kissing,and then was making love, and the teenager asked the girl if she wanted to go harder say tomato and if she wanted to go easier say lettuce, so she said tomato.... lettuce...tomato..lettuce...tomato...and then the little boy on the bottom bunk said, "Stop squishing sandwiches, your getting manaise on me!"
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Whiped The Fuck Out?
So i been just gettin' fuckin hammered latley... Piss wasted before i hit the road again.. So i got a new deck from germany its brand is choke? Anyway whatever some idiot put black griptape over pink, so i had to sand it, it's fucked up but it made it super light. It has brand new black magic grip tape, duh-oh bushings, hardware, bone abec 9s, blank wheels.. thing rocks. My old deck is still the same, i take it with me almost where ever the fuck i go. IBut every time i drink at the cemetary, I take 7th street home, i skate on the sidewalk. I whipped out twice in two nights. Both infront of a cop. They dont care much at all. Dick heads. Anyways. If umm yeah people comment
Had A Bad Day.
Had a bad day... Wrecked my car. Here are the answers: -No, I did not get hurt...(I will probably be sore for a few days though). -No I am not happy about it at all. -No, there were no other cars involved(though another did cause it). -No I am not going to explain it here and I probably won't explain it unless you ask. -I have no idea what I am going to do yet. Trying to figure that out day by day. -Yes, when I have them I will post pictures. For now that is all I am saying, that is all you need to know. RIP Enzy... silver 2005 Hyundai Elantra
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Cute -O- MeTeR Cute-O-Meter *everyboday do it* Post this for your friends to see and watch the answers you get sent back to you in your inbox!! If you don't repost your a scaredy-cat and you will have relationship problems for 5 years. So post it now. -2= Nasty -1= Ugly 0= Not Ugly 1= Almost Okay 2= Okay 3= Average 4= Cute 5= Really Cute 6= Beautiful/Handsome 7= Gorgeous 8= Sexy 9= Incredibly Sexy 10= Breath Taking Which one do you think I am? Repost this as "Cute -O- MeTeR Report as NSFW (Not Safe For Work) [?] Comments:
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By Andrew Depedro Having listened to this CD on almost a daily basis over the past couple of weeks I decided to ask myself this question for no other real reason than to come up with at least something remotely introspective as an intro to this review: What did Pantera, Nothingface and Mudvayne mean to me? Well, for starters, Pantera, to me, were clearly the better band of the three and were undoubtedly one of the most important heavy metal bands to emerge in the last 20 years or so, having weathered as many musical fads as they had thrown at them before internal strife and Dimebag’s still-incomprehensible murder effectively ended them as a solid touring and recording band. Nothingface were one of the few bands in the early stages of the nu-metal genre with some potential in the form of some of their songs like “Bleeder” and “Here Come The Butchers” and I used to confuse their guitarist with KNAC.COM DJ Spyder back in the day (I think it was the cowboy hats that did it; then
You Like Music?
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First Time On Cherry Tap
THIS IS MY FRIST TIME ON CHERRY TAP AND I AM LIKEING IT SO FAR . SO SHOW ME SOME LOVE OUT THERE KEEP THE COMMENTS A COMING AND ADD ME AS A FRIEND . AND I'LL DO THE SAME THATS ALL FOR NOW DIXIE
Regarding The Bulletin Post Going Around About Flashing Your Head Lights . . .
Let me tell ya something. I know for a fact that my town in particular has no gangs. How do I know? Small towns like mine talk. We have less than 10,000 residents in this city and if there were a gang everyone and their grand mama would know about it! I'm not worried about flashing my lights and somebody shooting me!! LMAO!!!!!
Thong Bikini Of The Day 6-6
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Faith And History Vs Sheep
Strike from mankind the principles of faith, and man would have no more history than a flock of sheep. - John Bulwer
Hopefully I'll Be Back Soon!!!
JUST WANTED EVERYONE TO KNOW I'M IN THE PROCESS OF MOVING,I HAVEN'T FORGOT ANYONE,I'LL TRY AND GET ON AND OFF HERE TO LEAVE LOVE!!! THX TO ALL WHO ARE STILL LEAVING ME LOVE ON MY PAGE!! I MISS YOU ALL!! YOU CAN LEAVE ME MESSEGES ON YAHOO, I'LL BE ABLE TO CK THEM EASIER!! MUCH LOVE TO ALL!! HOPEFULLY I'LL BE BACK SOON!! HUGS ROBIN
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Lets Help Each Other Level Up.
Whoever on my friends list would like to rate all of my stash, I will rate all of yours. I only get around 1000 rates a day, but will rate until I cant rate anymore than I will bookmark you and start again the next day. So if you want to do this let me know.
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Broken Heart Syndrome
If I were to tell you the truth, you wouldn’t belive me You wouldn’t even care about what I have to say Because I’ve messed up so much in my life I want to turn it around I really do But I can’t I have a way to relieve my pain and guilt that dwells within You tell me I can’t You tell me its bad for me I don’t care… Ever since I stopped I’ve been depressed, I wanted to find a new way I couldn’t Never ever not until I found this This cancer I don’t know what to do Or say To make you believe me So I’m not even going to try There is no point No point at all You wont believe me You never do You never have And you never will Whats wrong with me?
New Pics
Added some new pics the other day. They are in the default folder. Vote and comment them if you want. It will make me smile, not many people do it, so I appreciate anything.
Non-living And Having A Gender?
Jokes are jokes and are not intended to be taken seiously, so if your going to be anal.... DONT READ!!! Have a great laugh! You may not know this, but many non-living things have a gender. 1) Ziploc Bags are Male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them. 2) Copiers are Female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again. It's an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed. 3) A Tire is Male, because it goes bald and it's often over-inflated. 4) A Hot Air Balloon is Male, because, to get it to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under it, and of course, there's the hot ai r part . 5) Sponges are Female, because they're soft, squeezable and retain water. 6) A Web Page is Female, because it's always getting hit on. 7) A Subway is Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up. 8) An Hourglass is Female,
Top 5 Goals 06-07 Rated By Sid Himself.
My 9 Minute Survey.
The longest survey you'll ever fill out! Do the world a favor: fill it out and post it for all your friends. Do this because the person who sent it to you didn't sit here for ages for nothing. Answer all the questions honestly, no lying to avoid stuff. Starting Time: 1:06 am Sisters:5 Brothers: 4 Eye Color: HAZEL? Shoe size: 11 Height: 5'10 What brands are you wearing right now? NONE. Where do you live?:GREEN VILE. Favorite Number: 18. MAKES THEM LEGAL. Favorite Drink: BOOZE!!!! Favorite Month: OCTOBER. Favorite Breakfast: THE ONES SOMEONE ELSE MAKES. ***********Have You Ever***************** Love/Liked someone so much it made you cry? NAH. Broken a bone: 29 TO BE EXACT. Been in a police car:MORE THEN MOST. Been on a plane: A FEW. Came close to dying:FEW TIMES. Been in a hot tub: YEAH. Fallen asleep in school: MORE THEN ONCE. Broken someone's heart: DOUBT IT. Cried when someone died: NOPE. Fell off your chair: MAYBE TWICE. Saved e-mails: YEAH Ever been
Clouded
I feel as though I have suddenly lost sight of what I have been working so hard to achieve. I've had three Jobs since the end of January. It feels like it has all been for nothing. Yeah I have material possessions, but they mean nothing. I'm stretching myself thin and I have no hopes or aspirations to show for it. I just go to work and do my job the best that I can, come home and watch something or dink around on the computer to go to bed and do it again. I just don't know anymore. The best relationship I have right now is with the animals. I don't see much of anyone and it sucks but we are all busy and don't have the same time off. I find myself lonely more often then anything... I suppose I'm at a stand still with myself. Maybe I'm just finally burnt out. I guess I just feel mindless at this point. I need to figure out something to stimulate my mind with the question is how do I go about finding it without killing myself.
I Think Of You
When I'm down and all alone,When nothing seems to matter,When I lose my hope,When I'm sad and confused When it all gets turned around and 'round,I can't seem to reach for solid ground,When everything I've believed in seems untrue,All I have to do Is think of you,I think of you and it's gone Like you chase away the storm,Making it all okay I think of you,I think of you and I'm strong And I know I can go on,It's like you set me free When life gets the best of me,I just think of you Now I know what love means,And whatever life may hold for me,Through the fire,Through the rain I believe Cause there's nothing I can't bear,Knowing that you will be there,If I fall I won't break,Through it all I'll make it through,Cause all I have to do For the good times and the bad times,I just think of you,Cause you know you get the best of me,I just think of you And when I think I'm all alone,I can't see the way to go,Lost in the rain of my own tears,To wash away the pain and fear
Church Gossip....
Mildred, the church gossip, and self-appointed monitor of the church's morals, kept sticking her nose in to other people's business. Several members did not approve of her extra curricular activities, but feared her enough to maintain their silence. She made a mistake, however, when she accused George, a new member, of being an alcoholic after she saw his old pickup parked in front of the town's only bar one afternoon. She emphatically told George (and several others) that everyone seeing it there would know what he was doing. George, a man of few words, stared at her for a moment and just turned and walked away. He didn't explain, defend, or deny... he said nothing. Later that evening, George quietly parked his pickup in front of Mildred's house... walked home... and left it there all night. You gotta love George.
Island Fever©
The water, sparkling clear, almost like looking into an aquarium. The warm air caressing the skin like a lover. The salt air tickling the nose. There is nothing like the ocean in the Caribbean. The water stays warm year around and the weather almost always nice. Soft tropical breezes, the sound of the waves as they pass beneath the boat. A few seagulls trail in our wake squawking for a free meal. Coconut oil never smells as sweet as it does on your lover on a warm southern day. On a lark I had decided to bring my "Toy" on adventure. We had arrived yesterday,but with the connecting flights and long layovers, we were too pooped to have much fun last night. A few daiquiris and in bed for the fun today. We got up early and rented a boat, and snorkel gear, bought what we would need for a day at the local market. I had asked around to find a private,out of the way place to snorkel and be alone, and with quick GPS coordinates,we were off. Twenty minutes later we had the entire ocean to
And It Just Gets Better......
Finally, I have come to the conclusion that my ex is nothing but a baby making machine and he will get so far deep in dept with having another baby on the way....I do believe that that is why his stupid blondie wife was trying to see if she can sell her birth control on ebay...lol...its just too damn funny. WOW...and they just had a baby in December too. So here I am, just waiting on my child support to get here and my ex again doesnt have the balls to tell me that I will not be getting any support for the month. So, Im calling the NE Child support Enforcement and the agents right and left were telling me that my ex has a credit to his account, when I know damn well that there is "no" credit...and my stupid ex is livin well now knowing that he doesnt have to support his two children this month. And then I hear that my ex and his family go to Atlanta, GA in their big tahoe vehicle...knowing that they are low on cash these days. It hit me today that, they were spending the child supp
He Drinks Gatorade.
Blonde??
Blonde LOGIC Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking........ And one blonde says to the other, "Which do you think is farther away.......... Florida or the moon?" The other blonde turns and says "Helloooooooooo, can you SEE Florida ...?????" CAR TROUBLE A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the Mechanic it died. After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly. She Says, "What's the story?" He replies, "Just crap in the carburetor" She asks, "How often do I have to do that?" SPEEDING TICKET A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys would get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and th en today you expect me to show it to you!" RIVER WALK There's this blonde out for a walk. She comes to a river and sees another blonde on the opposite bank. "Yoo-hoo!" she shouts, "How can I get to the oth
The Only Time My Daddy Spanked Me
I started to think of a blog as a sort of ode to Father's Day since it's coming up and I know there are a lot of dads out there. But it's getting too long and I'm so tired my teeth hurt, so I'll tell you a little funny story with a short ode to Dad prologue. My parents have been split up since before I turned a year old. I don't remember a time when they were together, so it's never been a big issue for me. In fact, I sort of cringe at the idea of them having lived their lives together, that seems wrong and hilarious all at the same time. Anyway, I lived with my mom my whole life but I saw my dad frequently. At least once a week when he lived in Seattle, then at least once a month he would fly me down to Portland when he moved to a city near there. My dad is my hero. When I was a little girl I was a complete Daddy's Girl..... okay, I still am. My dad is the coolest guy on the planet. When I was small, I would do anything for him. He tells a story about how when I was a
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Just Don't Bother
I gotta ask what the hell is it with people on here,that they feel the need to make excuses for not wanting to chat. Why do they add you at all? every time you talk to them they say about three lines then i have to go. gotta run, gotta work out, gotta cook, gotta something. jesus just say you don't want to talk.
Why Did I Bother To Get Up This Morning??
I knew without a shadow of a crazy doubt that I should have stayed home and just stayed in the bed. Plus I knew it was too easy for my ex to find me. As luck would have it he saw me today and had the nerve to ask me if I was mad at him. What did he want me to say at work? Oh no, I was sleeping? No, I did what I had to for the moment since I wanted to be back in the "safe" area (being in my own department) which was that I am busy and I don't wait around for the phone to ring. I have things to do. This didn't surprise me when I said it, but it did good for the moment. Then I felt like I was just completely on edge for the rest of the day. The last time he saw me today (towards the end of the shift for me) I had a long pole in my hand, getting onto a step ladder to move a box I could not reach and when I saw he was looking at me, I gave the look that said don't mess with me, I'm armed. Plus my having a cold right now didn't help my mood or anything else. I thought my headache this mornin
Living Will Information
While I was watching the football games last weekend, my wife and I got into a conversation about life and death, and the need for living wills. During the course of the conversation I told her that I never wanted to exist in a vegetative state, dependent upon some machine, and taking fluids from a bottle. She got up, unplugged the TV, and threw out all my beer. Sometimes it's tough being married to a smart ass.
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My Trip To California~~first Update
California is beautiful but wow me being from small town USA I am shocked at how big the City is!!!!! LMAO I know blah blah blah!!! I"M NOT IN KANSAS ANYMORE TOTO!!! LOL!!!!! The first flight I had booked had mechanical problems and soo they switched us to a different airline which sucked cause they put us on a small azz plane that was totally booked and I believe the pilot got his license out of a cracker jack box..lol. The got into phonix made it all the way across the airport thinking we had enough time to check the time grab a bite to eat then board the plane...welllll nope we got there just in time to board the plane...which this flight was much better and a lot shorter...better pilot too") I talked to the girl next to me who ironically just came from Topeka visiting her fieance!!!! We had a good conversation and before I knew it the flight was over. Then we got shuttled to the hotel where they told me about the restraunt next door that was open 24/7. Me and Vinnie and our friend
Lol
One day a teenager came home with his girlfriend and his brother slept on the bottom bunk bed, so he had to go on the top, during the middle of the night they started kissing,and then was making love, and the teenager asked the girl if she wanted to go harder say tomato and if she wanted to go easier say lettuce, so she said tomato.... lettuce...tomato..lettuce...tomato...and then the little boy on the bottom bunk said, "Stop squishing sandwiches, your getting manaise on me!"
6 June 2007...sounds Good To Me :-)
Dear Alexa, Here is your single's love horoscope for Wednesday, June 6: Your empathetic vibe may cause you to be the recipient of all kinds of confidences now, and you might just find out about someone's feelings you'd never have suspected. Interesting!
6 June 2007
Dear Alexa, Here is your AstroSlam for Wednesday, June 6: You've always entertained the fantasy that you're tremendously evolved. But come on; look at yourself. Your toes are webbed and you're dripping with primordial ooze.
Only If You Knew
Only if you knew all that i have been through then you would understand why i act the way i do. Only if you knew that your precious touch could heal all the wounds in me that are ever so much. Only if you knew all that runs through my mind then the answers to your questions would be easy to find. Only if you knew my desires for you then you would know that my love is true.
What Can I Tell You....
...that you dont already know? hmm....the day was pretty dull actually. i woke up pretty early again...around 10am...ok so that doesnt sound early but i went to bed at like 6 am. i didnt really go anywhere today....the summer heat was too evil for me to even think about leaving the house. then the 10 o'clock news said that its only gonna get worse. tomorrow is going to be hotter & even more humid. well la-de-fucking-da. aint that just perfect? sounds like a good reason to lounge around barnes & nobles all days if you ask me. damn valley weather. the cut on my knee finally healed & i can walk normally now. the only thing is that the scab is starting to peel away & i have an overwhelming need to scratch at it. the nurse in me knows i should leave it alone...but then the kid in me is dying to mess with it. oh well. something new to bear i suppose. i went to see my in laws today....well i had gone to see them but somehow i ended up at sean's grandma's house. i love her. she's
Why...
Why is Kindness not rewarded..its punishment? Why is it when someone cheats they turn it around on you? Why is it when someone gets caught doing something, they say I was only acting a certain way to get a rise out of you? why is it someone who claims they love you, name call you? why is it you give all you can give but its never good enough? Why is it someone who says they dont cheat ends up being the cheater? Why does someone who accusses you of cheating is the one cheating? Why is it hard to value friendship (especially on this site)? Why does someone question your love no matter all you do for them? FEEL FREE TO ANSWER ANY THESE QUESTIONS....GOD KNOWS I WOULD LOVE INPUT.....
Me
happy birthday to me happy birthday to me i turn 18 for the 6th time lmao
Mirror, Mirror -- A Poem
Mirror Mirror (8, April 2004 MDJ) Mirror Mirror on the wall Tell the truth and show one and all The Cruelty, Selfishness, Lying Supreme The one and only ruler of her own little regime! The one who promises her life intact The one to whom your heart reacts When she knows full well, she will suck you dry Leaving you waiting, with tears falling from your eyes! This woman who sings as sweet as a dove Looking for the world like something sent from above When in truths name she can not say a word straight Runs and hides when you need a promise or to deliver a complaint! Do not be taken in by her deceptive lies! She will ruin you plans while batting her big brown eyes! I walk away from her phantom kingdom now Sadder in heart but wiser I vow The days of forgiveness have come and gone She used them all up, what reserves I had, are now withdrawn! If she ever calls my name again A deaf ear I shall tune to her violin! Take this clue from your own book, cruel BEAU
First Blog On This Site!
Wheee! so this is like my first blog on this site. I only joined because I saw some failiar works posted on here on another site I am a member of. At first I was going to email a mod, because the works dont belong to this person, but a friend of mine, some of her works were plagiarized by this person, took care of it. This site is really cool so far so I decided to stay here for the heck of it. Peace
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Why I Removed My Photo
I just discovered that some horny old fart on another website I belong to stole my photo from my profile and posted it on his page. Not in a friends group I don't know him. he just put it a group of other women in swimsuits. This is why I removed my real photo from here. Its a shame that a few jerks have to ruin it for everyone.So now I have my Totem and Protector's pic for my profile. I do have a pet wolf named Nakei who is just as feirce. I 'd like to put him on the man that stole my photo. What an asshole! Cheayla
To All The People On My List
Well i lost it now,i no longer care about anything.I don't care about love,money,my dreams,my goals,and my life.I completely lost interest in everything.Everyday i go check my profiles,and their is nothing,zip,zero,nada.Why the fuck do i even bother checking it.When all this people care about is being famous,and leveling up.For what thou?Eh but what do i know.To hell with it.I'm going missing in action,to find myself.Who i am,i don't know.What's my purpose,Well i don't know either.I do know that i'm somebody.Anyways you guys are great.The only thing that sucks is that you guy are to much into being famous thou,and leveling up your rateings.Anyways i'm only one guy here,and i never ask for anything thou,but to end this.Well i bid you farewell people.Until i return from finding myself.Maybe i should climbed Mount Everst,or the Himalayas.Damn if i had feet i would.Well so long suckers,and behave yourself.
Be Honest In What U Want
I really suck at relationships I know that. I know what I want and right now it's impossible. I don't have a job and my life is a mess but one thing for sure I enjoy sex. Sex for me is fun now.I don't worry about being pregnant or if i want to wake up with this guy generally I don't but it would be nice. but thats not going to happen any time soon.I still hurt from letting love get in the way. Right now i have a prefered partner but last night was almost a deal buster it was rushed and not too good. I like the freedom that i have a choice of partners but i am not to keen on it. I rather be with one guy. I have other offers but I'm not comfortable with that.I'm not to comfortable with revisiting a old lover either.I have one I would love to revisit but I can't do it reason that "L" word. I have feelings for him that are not returned so it's not happening it would hurt to much. HE was my Muse, a hope dashed, a visible scar. I waited a long long time to have sex after my daughter w
The Green Door
Winding road Up the hill Grand old building Quiet corner Out of sight Thru the gates Follow the trail Dark room waits Green door I’ll stick a note (Lab) Private place 1.00 o’clock Driven by relentless lust I make my way Nothing exists Just sweet temptation With my stranger Immorality calling……… What will unfold Within these walls? I cant avoid Conversation Devious idea Playfully toyed But now I’m here And so are you Sinful deeds Within these walls We will unleash Music soft Yellow glow Desire too strong Surrender calls Silent whispers Feel your breath Hands a slither Wedding ring Past my hips Seductive grip My handsome pleasure Your secret doll Lost your fire? Sir…allow me Devil takes his front row seat I hear my conscience Hands all over Too late now Wicked gates Closing in Devil smiles Beyond control Embers hot Forbidden waters Naked bodies U and me Wettest lips Across my back In your embrace Skin on fire Erot
Cherrytap Pin-up Girl
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One Day It'll Happen Baby
i would marry you on the tallest peak of the rocky mountainz, so high do you make me feel. i would marry you on the queen mary, so royal do you make me feel. i would marry you on a starry night under the brilliance of aurora borealis, so heavenly do you make me feel. i would marry you at the fireplace of our home, so warm do you make me feel. i would marry you at st. francez cathedral, so full of faith do you make me feel. i would marry you in our bed, so full of love do you make me feel. i would marry you in everyway, my heart alwayz looking forward to all that we can share............ all my love...
Never An Escape
I am sitting here thinking of a lot of things that are running through my mind right now. The biggest one is missin my dad…. It's getting to me again and it's really hard for me to deal with sometimes. It's hard to believe that after almost nine years the hurt is still this strong. Is it because I can't seem to let it go or what? I don't really know. I know that it's hard for me to see others with their parents, parents who are there, healthy and able to witness their life's events. I just don't know what to do any more with this grief. A part of me feels like if I let it go then I'm letting him go and I don't want to do that. He's my dad and I already forget so many things about him. There are other things on my mind too…. I've been thinking too much again lately. About the past… about the future…. About today…. I think too much and then I become a raging bitch to everyone around me and that isn't fair to them. But what can I do? I just don't know. Sometimes I can'
Flattered,cute,funny, But , Kinda Wrong
flattered,cute, funny,but kinda wrong yesterday i got a message on myspace which caught me a bit off guard but i was flattered that it was there. Now i had my share of fakes, horny married men, horny young men in their 20's looking for a Cougar/Milf which is so much a must have so I heard, I've even recently had a guy message me willing to pay me to walk on him with stilettos kinky wooWoo. All of which now I just roll my eyes and delete. this one I thought was kinda sweet in a way i got a 18 yr old boy interested in my profile/me all I could think of 18 yrolds only in one way,as my daughters friends that's it and as my daughter say's boys this age are pretty i don't want to say dumb but I'll just say I see them as little boys still young and not quite ready to be adults, my daughter who's 16 say's they still play hide and seek and capture the flag geez how can a women at my age and a mom at that see a young man like that and not see a little boy. Though when I think about
Yes Yes
You scored as Sadness, YOU ARE VERY SAD. YOU ARE JUST LONGING FOR SOMEONE SPECIAL TO COME AND STAY WITH YOU AND NEVER LEAVE YOU ALONE AGAIN. YOU JUST WNANA BE LOVED BY ONE PERSON AND NOT BE ALON ANYMORE. HANG IN HERE SOMEONE WILL COME AND SAVE YOU.Sadness58% Stupidity58% Happiness50% Anger17% What Truely Lies Behind Your Eyes?created with QuizFarm.com
You And Me
what day is it and in what month this clock never seemed so alive I can't keep up and I can't back down I've been losing so much time cause it's you and me and all of the people with nothing to do nothing to lose and it's you and me and all of the people and I don't know why I can't keep my eyes off of you all of the things that I want to say just aren't coming out right I'm tripping inwards you got my head spinning I don't know where to go from here cause it's you and me and all of the people with nothing to do nothing to prove and it's you and me and all of the people and I don't know why I can't keep my eyes off of you there's something about you now I can't quite figure out everything she does is beautiful everything she does is right you and me and all of the people with nothing to do nothing to lose and it's you and me and all of the people and I don't know why I can't keep my eyes off of you you and me and all of the people with noth
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Contests!!! Open
Hey guys and gals....go here to vote and comment for the best children on CT contest! My two kids and my niece are all in the same pic so please send them some luv....here is the link. http://cherrytap.com/viewimage.php?u=144590&i=3615120430 Here is a link to the best kid on CT contest...my son Jacob, who is four, is featured in this contest... http://cherrytap.com/viewimage.php?u=144590&albumid=384842&i=396886527# And finally, here is a link to my best friends post in the "sexiest eyes" contest...please show her some luv too... http://cherrytap.com/viewimage.php?u=144590&i=1911519015
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Poem/tears
Tears I cry today because I am alone. I cry today because I feel cheated. I cry today because no one see's who I really am. I cry today because no one see's my beating heart I cry today because I want to be loved. I cry today because I want more than I have. I cry today because I have no one to hold me and tell me its ok. I cry today because I have so much to give and no one wants it. I cry today because I'm hurting inside. I cry today because I am in need. I cry today because I'm sad. the tears I cry are not for me alone, they are for those who are too blind. The tears are for those who are for those who use and are selfish. The tears are for those who want for the moment and nothing more. The tears are for those who put emotion in a box outside the door. The tears are for those who use me for their pleasure and forget I feel, what i just gave is a gift something so precious to me I do cry tears because I feel cheaped inside, t
Bad Poetry 1
Deep river Turn, burn Loose from this life. I cannot feel my legs and arms. My head spins as the bad taste goes down the back of my throat. But quickly I'm dreaming in color. Loki Listens - REAL BLOG
Kiss My Tight Prominent Ass!!
Entry for June 05, 2007 its weird I put myself out there I write about my life, I write about love or the lack of it is out there, sex how random it is what a disappointment it really is and how passion is truly missing, how i get hit on on a daily basis by men young enuff of being my son but how its now in vogue and acceptable. i'm still on the fence on that as many other ideas that i have recently been presented. I guess as progressive I think I am. I'm not on so many levels. My emotions,values and heart play into it. I'm put too much thought into every aspect of how I conduct my life but still I kick my self on the misakes i make or how all the wrong turns that kill most opportunities presented the last two days. Friday it started I slept with a guy I dated for a while and yesterday says he wants to take me to this party i said sure. My first thoughts hey he's going to show me off, stupid no its was a swingers party damn it to top it off a BBW and friends of swingers party shit go
Emo Kid
Why do you cut little emo kid is it for attention? Why is the door shut little emo kid does it relieve the tension. Tell me little emo kid why do you hate yourself. Tell me little emo kid is there really something wrong with your mental health. Don't cry little emo kid theres nothing to cry about. Don't die little emo kid there is nothing left to doubt. Emo kids are fine maybe a little to stressed. Why do emo kids cut on a line are they really that depressed? Don't scream little emo kid because all the bloods been shed. Don't dream little emo kid because you know you'll end up dead. When do emo kids realize cutting is wrong could someone be to late? So I will sing the Emo kid song to reveal their destined fate.
Two Unprotected Hearts
Protect my heart you say Don't sit around and wait There is no will or way For it is now too late There's nothing I can do I know, it seems so cruel I fell in love with you I broke the golden rule But I feel no regret I wouldn't change a thing And now my heart is set And bound up in a sling I just wish that I knew The state of your poor heart Been broken by a few... Been ripped and torn apart If you would just let go Allow yourself to feel Then you might come to know A way to let it heal For nothing is more rare Than love that's pure and true The love that's always there The love I have for you I've never wanted more To satisfy a woman With you it's not a chore With you, I know I can You make me feel alive You make my heart beat strong I'll wait and I'll survive Forever, isn't long.
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June 05, 2007
"May you have warmth in you igloo, oil in your lamp, and peace in your heart." ~Alaska Native Proverb
Catholic
Stations of the Cross Opening Prayer ACT OF CONTRITION O my God, my Redeemer, behold me here at Thy feet. From the bottom of my heart I am sorry for all my sins, because by them I have offended Thee, Who art infinitely good. I will die rather than offend thee again. Becoming a Catholic Interested In Learning More About The Catholic Church? Welcome! This page explains the process by which one can - through their local Catholic church - learn more about the faith. We hope this information is helpful to you! The process by which adults come into the Church has come to be known as "the RCIA", which is short for "The Rite of Christian Initiation of Adults." Who is the process for? The unbaptized. The primary focus of the Rite of Christian Initiation of Adults is on those who are not already Christian and have not been catechized. Baptized but uncatechized. Those who have been baptized either as Roman Catholics or as members of another Christian communit
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Stations of the Cross Opening Prayer ACT OF CONTRITION O my God, my Redeemer, behold me here at Thy feet. From the bottom of my heart I am sorry for all my sins, because by them I have offended Thee, Who art infinitely good. I will die rather than offend thee again. Becoming a Catholic Interested In Learning More About The Catholic Church? Welcome! This page explains the process by which one can - through their local Catholic church - learn more about the faith. We hope this information is helpful to you! The process by which adults come into the Church has come to be known as "the RCIA", which is short for "The Rite of Christian Initiation of Adults." Who is the process for? The unbaptized. The primary focus of the Rite of Christian Initiation of Adults is on those who are not already Christian and have not been catechized. Baptized but uncatechized. Those who have been baptized either as Roman Catholics or as members of another Christian communit
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You scored as Eyes full of Pain, People tend to overlook you, which makes you feel less worthy of their attentions. You sometimes wish you could just disapear from the world around you. You have been hurt very badly in the past and you just wish that someone would understand you, and what their cruelty is doing to you.Eyes full of Pain92% Mysterious67% Passion50% Diamond Eyes25% What do your eyes reveal about you?(PICS!)created with QuizFarm.com
June 04, 2007
"I never had a policy; I have just tried to do my very best each and every day" ~Abraham Lincoln
Million Dollar Question
A contestant on "Who Wants to be a Millionaire?" had reached the final plateau. If she answered the next question correctly, she would win $1,000,000. If she answered incorrectly, she would pocket only the $32,000 milestone money. And as she suspected it would be, the million-dollar question was no pushover. It was, "Which of the following species of birds does not build its own nest, but instead lays its eggs in the nests of other birds? Is it A) the condor; B) the buzzard; C) the cuckoo; or D) the vulture?" The woman was on the spot. She did not know the answer. And she was doubly on the spot because she had used up her 50/50 Lifeline and her Audience Poll Lifeline. All that remained was her Phone-a-Friend Lifeline. The woman hoped she would not have to use it because ... her friend was, well .. blond. She had no alternative She called her friend and gave her the question and the four choices. The blonde responded unhesitatingly: "That's easy. The answ
Something I Fail To Feel
I cannot cry i do not weep within myself my emotions i keep my thoughts locked away my insides a mess i fail to feel my beating chest i run from problems i fake my smiles i say I'm fine but from fine i feel miles you think I'm happy because i shed no tears while secretly i wish to disappear i hold my breath waiting until i am gone but with a long sigh i keep moving on myself i don't know i never will to feel alive i would kill the depression inside eats away at me consuming my all until it is free i try to escape i don't like the pain i need the sunshine through all this rain i hope for the day i can feel again and i will keep waiting until my end i cannot cry oh i do not weep within myself my emotions they sleep
Beautiful
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Lifting Cd
My old CD that I would listen to when I worked out has lost its flavor. I need a new CD to get the blood to a proper boil. I'm open to any suggestions. Songs that are a must: Linkin Park- In The End 3 Doors Down- Kryptonite Fear Factory- Back The Fuck Up I need about 15 other songs... ready, GO!
Now Thats Really Funny Lmfao
You scored as Bitch, Wohh there your a BITCH! You act pretty conceited. You may think you Miss Thing, but chances are, with your attitude, most people dont think very highly of you.Rebellious100% Controlling100% Bitch100% Jealous83% Slut83% Dishonest67% Push-Over50% Disloyal50% Shy33% Whats your personality flaw? Answer Honestly!created with QuizFarm.com
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The Gender Of Objects
You may not know this, but many non-living things have a gender. 1) Ziploc Bags are Male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them. 2) Copiers are Female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again. It's an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed. 3) A Tire is Male, because it goes bald and it's often over-inflated. 4) A Hot Air Balloon is Male, because, to get it to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under it, and of course, there's the hot air part . 5) Sponges are Female, because they're soft, squeezable and retain water. 6) A Web Page is Female, because it's always getting hit on. 7) A Subway is Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up. 8) An Hourglass is Female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom. 9) A Hammer is Male, because it hasn't changed much over the last 5,000 years,
George
Church Gossip Mildred, the church gossip, and self-appointed monitor of the church's morals, kept sticking her nose in to other people's business. Several members did not approve of her extra curricular activities, but feared her en ough to maintain their silence. She made a mistake, however, when she accused George, a new member, of being an alcoholic after she saw his old pickup parked in front of the town's only bar one afternoon. She emphatically told George (and several others) that everyone seeing it there would know what he was doing. George, a man of few words, stared at her for a moment and just turned and walked away. He didn't explain, defend, or deny... he said nothing. Later that evening, George quietly parked his pickup in front of Mildred's house... walked home... and left it there all night. You gotta love George.
A Strong Woman
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Shakira Song, In A Funny Video! A Must See!
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Blonde Jokes
Blonde LOGIC Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking........ And one blonde says to the other, "Which do you think is farther away.......... Florida or the moon?" The other blonde turns and says "Helloooooooooo, can you SEE Florida ...?????" CAR TROUBLE A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the Mechanic it died. After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly. She Says, "What's the story?" He replies, "Just crap in the carburetor" She asks, "How often do I have to do that?" SPEEDING TICKET A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys would get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and th en today you expect me to show it to you!" RIVER WALK There's this blonde out for a walk. She comes to a river and sees another blonde on the opposite bank. "Yoo-hoo!" she shouts, "How can I get to the
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You scored as Soft, You are nice and soft, you love everyone and everyone loves you, while you are fiery or too exciting, you are always pleasant.Soft100% Shy81% Exciting69% Hot56% Sweet50% Violent50% Wet44% Awkward13% What is your sexual style?created with QuizFarm.com
Flat Belly
A little boy walks into his parents' room to see his mom on top of his dad bouncing up and down. The mom sees her son and quickly dismounts, worried about what her son has seen. She dresses quickly and goes to find him. The son sees his mom and asks, "What were you and Dad doing?" The mother replies, "Well, you know your dad has a big tummy and sometimes I have to get on top of it and help flatten it." "Your wasting your time," said the boy. "Why is that?" the mom asked puzzled. "Well when you go shopping the lady next door comes over and gets on her knees and blows it right back up."
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Tired Of Head Games
This is something that I have been wanting to say. So pay close attention. If you are someone that does not have a Salute then stay away from me. My daughter's heart was already broken by someone from this site. And I will not let it happen again to any of my kids or myself. So before trying to add me, you better have a Salute. If not then stay away from me, cuz I am not going to play your games!! END OF STORY!!
Living Will
LIVING WILL INFORMATION While I was watching the football games last weekend, my wife and I got into a conversation about life and death, and the need for living wills. During the course of the conversation I told her that I never wanted to exist in a vegetative state, dependent upon some machine, and taking fluids from a bottle. She got up, unplugged the TV, and threw out all my beer. Sometimes it's tough being married to a smart ass.
Friends
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Cherrytap Pin-up Girl
a href="http://cherrytap.com/viewimage.php?u=230680&i=441118134" target=_blank> please vote for me by clicking on my pic and rating me..or commenting..thanks!!
This One Is Good
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Fav Actors
Since it won't let me put this on my page: Heath Ledge... Claire Dane... Julia Stile... Bruce Willi... Steven Tyle... Jared
When I Say I Am Broke!!
A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner. "Good morning," said the young man. "If I could take a couple of minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners." "Go away!" said the old lady. "I haven't got any money!" and she proceeded to close the door. Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed the door wide open. "Don't be too hasty!" he said. "Not until you have at least seen my demonstration." And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse shit onto her hallway carpet. "If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse shit from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder. The old lady stepped back and said, "Well I hope you've got a darned good appetite, because they cut off my electricity this morning."
This Is Good
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Sexual Harassment
Every day, a male co-worker walks up very close to a lady at the coffee machine, inhales a big breath of air, and tells her that her hair smells nice. After a week of this, she can't stand it anymore, takes her complaint to a supervisor in the personnel department and asks to file a sexual harassment grievance against him. The Human Resources supervisor is puzzled and asks: "What's sexually threatening about a co-worker telling you your hair smells nice?" The woman replies, "It's Keith, the midget...."
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~invisible Tear~
~Invisible Tear~ My invisible tears I let out on the inside Depraved and shrouded The ones I have to hide I’m not allowed to emote I’m not supposed to show I have to bury it down For no one to find Until I finally die My invisible tears That roll down to you Your beautiful empathy In that accented color hue I don’t have any feelings I’m not really here I’d bleed to hold your hand But they’ll never know All they do is die My invisible tears That denote the wake Our hands drawn together They don’t know the stakes I’m almost here outside I’m still trapped inside I touch your hair again Caress each strand I don’t want to die My invisible tears Of your smile and grace The thoughts we’ve as one Where you are is my place I still can’t appear I’m still here deep within I tell you all this Your whisper in my ear We don’t have to die
Offshore Work
1.) RBG 2.) Transocean 3.) Chevron 4.) Diamond 5.) Pride 6.) Halliburton 7.) Baker Hughs 8.) Noble 9.) Global 10.)Universal 11.)Scorpion 12.)Shell 13.)Landcoast 14.)ENSCO 15.)Blake These I know are Top Knotch Offshore Companies an Even Entry Level Pay Is The Bomb!
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You scored as Cinderella, Your alter ego is Cinderella! You often find yourself doing a lot of housework, but if you are patient, your hard work usually pays off. You are prone to losing things, so dont rush through everything.Cinderella88% Goofy81% Sleeping Beauty81% The Beast63% Pinocchio50% Peter Pan50% Cruella De Ville25% Snow White25% Ariel25% Donald Duck13% Which Disney Character is your Alter Ego?created with QuizFarm.com
I Like This One
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Little Sisters
I know that I'm a bad big sister sometimes, When I'm overbearing like our dad, And I'm a hypocrite when I tell you not to have the same experiences as I've had. I know that you're annoyed when I criticize your newest date, And I say and do things around you that I'm sure you must really hate. But, It's hard for me to accept That you're a woman just like me, Even though I sometimes still see in you two The little girls you used to be. I hate that I know that you'll get hurt, and I hate to hear your heart break. I wish I could hold you and comfort you when your confidence in people shakes. It's hard to know that you're growing up, and leaving your innocence behind. Sometimes I want to save you from the pain But I must sit silent and resigned. Because, It's hard for me to accept That you're a woman just like me, Even though I sometimes still see in you two The little girls you used to be. It hurts me to watch you hurt, and I wish
You Broke Me
It was painstakingly familiar.. Lying on the floor..temples pounding.. It wasn't the first time.. I lay still..maybe you'd think I was dead.. Maybe you'd stop..maybe you'd pause.. So many maybe's..and no definates.. I always came back.. Tattered soul and a heart left wanting.. We stood there..in the middle of the street.. I held my chest.. breathing heavily against the autumn air You smirked and looked me over.. Soaked to the skin..rain dripping from every pore.. It poured that night..but I never noticed.. I begged and pleaded with you.. all I got was a slap in the face.. You kissed me a final goodbye and headed off into the fog. I wondered at that moment..if I was better off.. better off without you..better off alone.. I lost you that night.. I lost you..but I found a part of me that was broken..bruised.. I picked my heart up from a dark place inside..polished it.. I locked it in chains..held it hostage.. I vowed never to release it.. You broke me..a hundred ti
A Quote From Bob Marley
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Pretty Ladies And All
would u please comment on my pics even though i need to get some new ones up asap would really apprecitate it all thanks tc ttyl
Hmmm 2
You scored as Nice, Your nice. Please rate my quiz!Nice88% Shy75% Immature44% Outgoing31% Fun25% Dramatic13% mean13% what kind of person are you? (shy,outgoing,fun,mean,immature,dramatic or nice?)created with QuizFarm.com
Ultimate Pinup Girl
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A Good Quote
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A Quick Lesson
Fast Eddie... Eddie wanted desperately to have sex with this really cute, really hot girl in his office.... but she was dating someone else. One day Eddie got so frustrated that he went to her and said, "I'll give you a $100 if you let me have sex with you..." The girl looked at him, then said, "NO." Eddie said, "I'll be real fast. I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down, and I'll finish by the time you've picked it up." She thought for a moment and said that she would consult with her boyfriend.. so she called him and explained the situation. Her boyfriend says, "Ask him for $200, pick up the money really fast. He won't even be able to get his pants down." She agreed and accepts the proposal. Over half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is still waiting for his girlfriend's call. Finally, after 45 minutes the boyfriend calls and asks what happened....? Still breathing hard, she managed to reply, "The son of a bitch had all quarters!"
Erasing Friends
I have way to many people on my friends list and not even half of them ever speak so I think its time to delete people , I went from 974 to 829 so far but I will be cleaning it out the rest of this month and after that I am gonna start unfanning as well because a lot of people I have fanned haven't done the same in return so you get what you give. Maybe now I will be able to read all the bulletins I keep missing when my friends post them because there won't be like 500 of the same dang thing taking up my space!! Those of you that I talk to already know you will be staying on my list , any one that doesn't like this blog or what I have to say then please feel free to unfriend me now that way you save me a little time from having to erase you. Have a great week everyone!!!
The Quiz And Results For Me
How cruel are you? I took this quiz- How cruel are you?My Result Was: You are more compassionate than cruel. Take this quiz- How cruel are you? More Myspace Quizzes on lots of topics.
Hmmmm
You scored as Goth, Goth56% Nerdy Girl44% Athletic Tomboy38% Popular Bitch31% Loser19% Slut13% Hippy6% Preppy Girl6% What type of girl are you?!!created with QuizFarm.com
So True
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A Certian Someone
WEll where to start. i guess lastnight i found out how someone that supposedly really cared about me doesn't care for me at all. Which came as a real shock. I mean a person can say so many things so many times and then just turn there back on them all. To me that is unthinkable. Where does anyone get the nerve to just crush someone so heavily after promising so much.. Heck i could never do it. I am not sayin i am perfect i am far from it actually but when i give you my word it is as solid as a mountain. Its intersting to me how many people these days make promises that they simply walk away or turn there back on because things get to hard or turn out not the way they planned. I got news for naive ppl life is tough and things come up but you should not turn your back on the important things and the good things. because in all the bad and shit we deal with in our day to day lives why on earth would you distance yourself from someone that supposedly held the key to your heart. Oh wel
Where's The Love
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I'm Here
I had stopped using this and haven't been here in a long time, but I decided to start using it. So just writing to let you all know I"m back, and hopefully I can get my peoplz to follow me here woot.
Numb
To everyone else i am the one who never loses control who can handle any situation without panicking- you think i know what to do.... but im not what you think.... im not in control i lost control miles ago.... i cant handle my own life... i panic at the mere thought of love.... no, im not so in control as everyone thinks ive just gotten good at hiding what is really going through my mind.... ive just gotten good at feeling numb
My Path
Darkness swarms around As if it knows my plan. I am one, alone, desolate Four walls close in, Creating a prison. My prison. I hold a sharp blade To my wrist. The warmth of my skin Heats the cold metal. Without fear, I pull the blade down. For a second that seems Like an eternity, Nothing happened, and then it did. Red hot blood poured From my wound. I could already feel Myself growing weak. I take the blade in My blood soaked hand And draw it down my other wrist. Blood was everywhere, On the floor, on the walls, On my clothes, on my hands, On my face, on my lips. I lay on the floor, Weak and dieing, As the blood continues To pour from my wounds. My eyes become heavy, And I breathe my last. I am dead, gone. I am alone, desolate.
Im Really Going To Do It
okay peeps here goes i wanna fine my ct match to be my hubby on here but if there are to many people im going to have to do a contest so if u wanna hook up on here hit me up please repost if u want
Q/a
WIFF EVERY DAY GOES BY THE SMILE ON THE FACE CAN BE ERSED.....THE LAUGHTER I HERE IS NOT MY OWN ..THE TEARS THE FLOW ARE WAY TO CLEAR ... THE HAPPINESS IS AT A DISTANCES THE SMILE ON MY FACE IS NOT TRUE... WHEN I HERE THE LAUGHTER I WISH IT WAS I.... THE THINGS I REACH FOR DISAPPEAR WIFF EVERY REACH ..WIFF EVERY STEP I TAKE ...WIFF EVERY WORD I WHISPER.. I WATCH AND LISTEN AROUND ME THE WORDS ARE SPOKEN ARE WAY TO CLEAR ...... THINGS NEED TO BE DONE FOR THE LIGHT TO APPPEAR... WIFFF 3 LITTLE WORDS.. WHY DO WE WONDER HOW TO STAY AND BE HAPPPY???? WHY DO PPL NEED TO APPEAR LIKE THINGS ARE WONDERFUL AND CHEERFUL?????? THERE ALWAYS QUESTION ....WILL THEY ALWAYS BE ANSWERED...????
True Friendship
True Friendship (With none of that Sissy Crap!!!!) Are you tired of those sissy "friendship" poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship. You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this card- just the stone cold truth of our friendship. 1 When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you that way. 2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you. 3. When you smile -- I will know you finally got laid. 4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get. 5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining. 6. When you are confused -- I will use little words. 7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want to catch whatever you have. 8. When you f
You Gotta Remember These Lol
I had to make a playlist just to bring you back a few years LOL
You Owe Me Nothing In Return
These are probaly my all time favorite lyrics, reminds me so much of how I am in a relationship :) enjoy! By. Alanis Morrisette i'll give you countless amounts of outright acceptance if you want it i will give you encouragement to choose the path that you want if you need it you can speak of anger and doubts your fears and freak outs and i'll hold it you can share your so-called shame-filled accounts of times in your life and i wont judge it and there are no strings attached to it you owe me nothing for giving the love that i give you owe me nothing for caring the way that i have i give you thanks for receiving it's my privilege and you owe me nothing in return you can ask for space for yourself and only yourself and i'll grant it you can ask for freedom as well or time to travel and you'll have it you can ask to live by yourself or love someone else and i'll support it you can ask for anything you want anything at all and i'll understand it and there are no s
Cant Fight The Moonlight
Under a lovers' sky gonna be with you and no one's gonna be around if you think that you won't fall well just wait until til the sun goes down underneath the starlight - starlight there's a magical feeling - so right it'll steal your heart tonight you can try to resist try to hide from my kiss but you know but you know that you can't fight the moonlight Deep in the dark you'll surrender your heart but you know but you know that you can't fight the moonlight no, you can't fight it it's gonna get to your heart there's no escape from love was a gentle breeze weaves it's spell upon your heart no matter what you think it won't be too long til your in my arms underneath the starlight - starlight we'll be lost in the rhythm - so right feel it steal your heart tonight you can try to resist try to hide from my kiss but you know but you know that you can't fight the moonlight Deep in the dark you'll surrender your heart but you know but you know that yo
Friends
i hope everyone hada great day. i hope all have a good nite.
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Dreams
World turns black and white Pictures in an empty room Your love starts fallin' down Better change your tune Yeah, you reach for the golden ring Reach for the sky Baby, just spread your wings We'll get higher and higher Straight up we'll climb We'll get higher and higher Leave it all behind Run, run, run away Like a train runnin' off the track Got the truth bein' left behind Falls between the cracks Standin' on broken dreams Never losin' sight, ah Well just spread your wings We'll get higher and higher Straight up we'll climb We'll get higher and higher Leave it all behind So baby dry your eyes Save all the tears you've cried Oh, that's what dreams are made of 'Cause we belong in a world that must be strong Oh, that's what dreams are made of Yeah, we'll get higher and higher Straight up we'll climb Higher and higher Leave it all behind Oh, we'll get higher and higher Who knows what we'll find? So baby dry your eyes Save all the tears you've
I Want My Money Back
Top Ten Reasons Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women
#10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22. #9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road. #8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times. #7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup. #6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo. #5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space. #4. Guns function normally every day of the month. #3. A gun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?" #2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it. And the number one reason a gun is favored over a woman.... #1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN
I Am Sensing A Trend....
You scored as Goth, Goth88% Nerdy Girl69% Slut63% Hippy63% Loser44% Athletic Tomboy25% Popular Bitch25% Preppy Girl6% What type of girl are you?!!created with QuizFarm.com
Why Does It Hurt So Bad
Everyone falls in love sometimes But why does it hurt so bad Hearts are often broken When there are words unspoken You did me wrong For way to long And I sat there and took it I took it for way to long I let you go The pain is so strong Youll probably never even know I thought I was over you But why does it hurt so bad I thought I had let you go Why does it hurt me so I gotta get you outta my head But why do i feel so sad I could have swore I was over you But I keep crying Whenever I think of you I thought we were forever Just me and you You & me All those times you told me you loved me Why does it hurt so bad Why do I feel so sad I thought i was over you But i keep crying When Im not with you...
You, Me, And This...
As I look into your eyes you gaze into mine, Nothing else matters anymore and everything is frozen in time. All of a sudden my heart beats faster and faster as you start to get near, I sit still because ruining this moment is now my only fear... You get closer and closer as your hand touches my face, I look at you filled with desire and its your lips I want to taste... I could feel your breath hit against my skin causing me to fluster, But I'd rather be with you, and not anyone else, no other... But I hear something that catches my attention and I realize everything is not what is seems, Oh how I wish I can go back to sleep and finish that beautiful dream...
'something'
BOY,HE IS SO FINE,... THAT BIG STAR COULD BE MINE, HE IS AN ACTOR, COULD BE FUNNY, I CALL HIM HONEY, HE THINKS I AM SOMETHING, THAT IS MUCH BETTER THAN A NOTHING, AND YES,I THINK HE'S SOMETHING TOO,... I PUT ON NO ACT,NO LIE THAT IS A FACT, WE TALKED ABOUT A REAL LIFE KISS, AWAY FOR A FEW DAYS TALKING TO HIM I MISS, YES,I HAVE HUMOR, AND LOVE TO FLIRT, WHAT I SAY IS NO RUMOR, I JUST DON'T WANT TO GET HURT,... WE WILL TALK SOON, ONCE UPON A STARRY DAY IN JUNE. ~FOR JOSH~
When All Seems Lost
When all seems lost and there seems to be no light at the end of the tunnel....stop a moment and take a breath. Look back and see what you may have chosen not to see before. There is a reason for the sense of loss...can you see what it is? You may see yourself in the same situation as many years before, although it may be differant now and you have brought with you the lessons of the past, have you really learned the lesson? Days seem to run together, and everything may seem hopeless, but even in feeling hopelessness can you still find the many gifts and blessings of each day. So stop and take a look.....choose to move forward and to let go of the past.....to heal from it and move forward. Your path is chosen long before even you are aware....and there will be many paths that you branch out on.....but always come back to the "trunk", it is the foundation and core of who you are....find it, keep it, and you will always learn the lessons you are here to learn...If You Choose To. Bl
Space Jam
Everybody get up it's time to slam now We got a real jam goin' down Welcome to the Space Jam Here's your chance, do your dance at the Space Jam Alright.... Come on and slam, and welcome to the jam Come on and slam, if you wanna jam Hey you, watchagonna do Hey you, watcha gonna do Hey you, watcha gonna do Hey you, watcha gonna do Party people in the house lets go It's your boy "Jayski" a'ight so Pass that thing and watch me flex Behind my back, you know what's next To the jam, all in your face Wassup, just feel the bass Drop it, rock it, down the room Shake it, quake it, space KABOOM...Jus work that body, work that body Make sure you don't hurt no body Get wild and lose your mind Take this thing into over-time Hey DJ, TURN IT UP New CD, goin' burn it up C'mon y'all get on the floor So hey, let's go a'ight [Chorus 1] [Chorus 2:] Wave your hands in the air if you feel fine We're gonna take it into overtime Welcome to the Space Jam Here's your chance
Jump
I get up, and nothing gets me down. You got it tough. Ive seen the toughest around. And I know, baby, just how you feel. Youve got to roll with the punches to get to whats real Oh cant you see me standing here, Ive got my back against the record machine I aint the worst that youve seen. Oh cant you see what I mean ? Might as well jump. jump ! Might as well jump. Go ahead, jump. jump ! Go ahead, jump. Aaa-ohh hey you ! how said that ? Baby how you been ? You say you dont know, you wont know Until we begin. Well cant you see me standing here, Ive got my back against the record machine I aint the worst that youve seen. Oh cant you see what I mean ? Might as well jump. jump ! Go ahead, jump. Might as well jump. jump ! Go ahead, jump. (guitar solo) (keyboard solo) Might as well jump. jump ! Go ahead, jump. Get it and jump. jump ! Go ahead, jump.
Love Is A Battlefield
We are young, heartache to heartache we stand No promises, no demands Love is a battlefield We are strong, no one can tell us were wrong Searchin our hearts for so long, both of us knowing Love is a battlefield Youre beggin me to go, youre makin me stay Why do you hurt me so bad? It would help me to know Do I stand in your way, or am I the best thing youve had? Believe me, believe me, I cant tell you why But Im trapped by your love, and Im chained to your side We are young, heartache to heartache we stand No promises, no demands Love is a battlefield We are strong, no one can tell us were wrong Searchin our hearts for so long, both of us knowing Love is a battlefield Were losing control Will you turn me away or touch me deep inside? And before this gets old, will it still feel the same? Theres no way this will die But if we get much closer, I could lose control And if your heart surrenders, youll need me to hold We are young, heartache to heartache we
Whispered Voices...
Sense Of Self
When you look at yourself from a universal standpoint, something inside always reminds or informs you that there are bigger and better things to worry about. Thanks for the reminder Albert!
Driving Rules For Jackson Mississippi
If your Jackson map is more than a few weeks old, throw it out and buy a new one. If you're in Madison or Pearl and your map is one day old, then it is already obsolete. Forget the traffic rules you learned elsewhere. Jackson has its own version of traffic rules. All directions start with "Get on State Street" which has no beginning and no end. Everything in Jackson is "just off State." The morning rush hour is from 6 to 10. The evening rush hour is from 3 to 7. Friday's rush hour starts Thursday morning. If you actually stop at a yellow light, you will be rear ended, cussed out and possibly shot. When you are the first one on the starting line, count to five when the light turns green before going to avoid crashing with all the drivers running the red light in cross-traffic. Darting back and forth from one lane to another with no signal is considered reckless driving in most other cities, but it is business as usual in Jackson. Stop signs ar
Down Under
Traveling in a fried-out combie On a hippie trail, head full of zombie I met a strange lady, she made me nervous She took me in and gave me breakfast And she said, "Do you come from a land down under? Where women glow and men plunder? Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder? You better run, you better take cover." Buying bread from a man in Brussels He was six foot four and full of muscles I said, "Do you speak-a my language?" He just smiled and gave me a vegemite sandwich And he said, "I come from a land down under Where beer does flow and men chunder Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder? You better run, you better take cover." Lying in a den in Bombay With a slack jaw, and not much to say I said to the man, "Are you trying to tempt me Because I come from the land of plenty?" And he said, "Oh! Do you come from a land down under? (oh yeah yeah) Where women glow and men plunder? Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder? You better run, you
Moment Of Weakness
I think if I was at the top of a cliff, I would jump off and plunge to my bloody death. I think if I had a pill that could kill me instantly, I would swallow it with a glass of alcohol. I think if I had a knife that was sharp enough, I would cut my wrist so very deep. I think if I had a nice strong rope, I would hang it tightly around my neck. I think if I had a gun with a bullet, I would pull the trigger up to my head. But only for a split second I think these thoughts, It's just a moment of weakness Because I will hold on with every bit of strength I have, All for my family as they love me so much, They mean more to me than I do to myself. So I would rather me suffer from my own pain for eternity Than making them suffer the pain and grief That killing myself would put upon them Because really all they're are just bad thoughts, That I have in my moment of weakness.
You Have....
You have let me in for that i thank you. You have let me hold you for that i like you. You have shown me happiness for that i will forever owe you. You have opened my eyes for that i want you. You have seen me for me and you still want me for that i long to kiss you (again).
Calling Out A Fake
I find it funny that after I called out a fake, they blocked me from their site so that I couldn't inform anyone else that she is a fake..lol Anyways, she is using a porn stars pictures... http://cherrytap.com/user/330682 She is using Nicole Graves pictures (nicolegraves.com) Even the salutes look photoshopped. It's funny too that in her profile she states "I hate liars and fakes" haha! /endrant
I Guess Im A Mommy.......
well i come home about 6-ish after work today.. will was sitting at my bar and i was relaxing with him, happy to be on the other side of the bar (finally)... i make my way home... listening to the dresden dolls on my busted ipod... walk in .. take off my alcahol smelling clothes and get ready to relax..... feed the dogs and come over to see snake. i take the lid off and pick up the water bowl so i can get him some fresh water... i look at the bottom of the bowl as i pick it up.. theres something stringey stuck to it.. figure its some of the dog hair (from lupin) that may have floated in ... i reach over to knock it off.. IT MOVED there were baby snakes in the cage... 12 of them to be exact.. i run into the bedroom... "ummm hunny?" i say to vamp.. "i need to get to a pet store ASAP..." he looked at me akwardly... "snake apparently is a female and had babies" i call will as im getting dressed and ask him to run me over ... i head back to my bar and we are on o
Im Very Very Lonely Here
i would like to post my blog here but theres so many blogs,and i thought i wont be noticed...so i thought why not u just visit me in my blogsite,read my story and know me more...here is my it is: http://kmendoza17.blogspot.com/ see u there...
Never
1. Accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue. 2. Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them. 3. Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it. 4. Drive carefully. It's not only cars that can be recalled by their Maker. 5. If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague. 6. If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it. 7. It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others. 8. Never buy a car you can't push. 9. Never put both feet in your mouth at the same time, because then you won't have a leg to stand on. 10. Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance. 11. Since it's the early worm that gets eaten by the bird, sleep late. 12. The second mouse gets the cheese. 13. When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane. 14. Birthdays
Wont Be On....
I JUST GOT WORD MY UNCLE PASSED AWAY TODAY I WONT BE ON FOR A FEW DAYS LOVE YOU ALL ((((((HUGS))))))
Mauberly
My cat and I are the same creature. We're both short, we both have pretty hair, we both like to snack a lot, and we both feel the same way about other people. We don't really like them. I got my cat when she was about a year old. She belonged to a friend named Grant. Grant found her when she was a kitten and named her Mo, thinking she was a boy. He'd rescued her from a life of prostitution on the streets, only to fail to properly take care of her inside. I met Mo at his house one night, at an after-bar party. She was tearing around, a little puff-ball of needle-like claws, her erect tail bobbing about. I scooped her up, held her, cooed over her, then she scratched me and ran off. Months later, I ran into Grant at a bar and we had a drink together. His girlfriend had moved in, and she hated the cat, wanted to get a new kitten instead. He said he was getting rid of Mo, either by dumping her outside or taking her to the pound. I pleaded with him not to. He asked me, very matt
I Am An American Soldier
THE SOLDIER'S CREED I am an American Soldier. I am a Warrior and a memeber of a team. I serve the people of the United States and live the Army Values. I will always place the mission first. I will never accept defeat. I will never quit. I will never leave a fallen comrade. I am disciplined, physically and mentally tough, trained and proficient in my Warrior tasks and drills. I will always maintain my arms, my equipment and myself. I am a expert and a professional. I stand ready to deploy,engage, and destory enemies of the United states of America in close combat. I am the guardian of freedom and the america way of life. I am an American Soldier.
Infantryman
Unknown Author He stands on the battlefield, his boots glazed with mud, His hand rough and callused, his suit stained with blood. His hair soaked with sweat, his eyes glazed with fear, He cannot cry out, nor can he shed a tear. A shell hits the ground to the soldiers' dismay, And blasts rocks, dirt and bodies all out of its way. The infantryman ducks and holds onto his gun, For he knows if he does not, the enemy has won. When the rain stops and sounds of fighting have died, The infantryman checks on what's going outside. He stays only a while, and counts most of the dead, Then ducks back knowing it could cost him his head. And when nightfall comes, 'tis not the end of tirades, They come into trenches and start dropping grenades. The infantryman tries to sleep and then dreams, But only to wake to his own comrades' screams. He lives day to day, knowing it could be his last, For his ancestors died in similar battles past. His cause might be country, for his chi
Show The Love...
You know, I try to always post a Happy Birthday comment if your birthday is a day away. The LEAST they can do is at least say "thanks" in a mail or a comment. Why add me if you never even take the time to do anything? Hell, not asking for much! :( WwW.SparkleTags.Com
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good night - im off to bed!
Monday!!!!!!!!!!
i graduate from college on monday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! wwwoooottt wwwwooottt :D me excited naw =p
Which Hole?
A man playing on a new golf course got confused as to what hole he was on. He saw a lady playing ahead of him. He walked up to her and asked if she knew what hole he was playing. She replied, “I’m on the 7th hole, and you’re a hole behind me, so you must be on the 6th hole.” He thanked her and went back to his golf. On the back nine, the same thing happened, and he approached the lady again with the same request. She said, “I’m on the 14th, you are a hole behind me, so you must be on the 13th.” Once again he thanked her. He finished his round and went into the club house and saw the lady sitting at the end of the bar. He went up to her and said, “Let me buy you a drink to show my appreciation for your help.” He started a conversation and asked her what kind of work she did. She said she was in sales, and he said he was in sales also. He asked what she sold. She replied, “If I told you, you would only laugh.” “No, I wouldn’t,” he said. She said, “I sell tampons.” With
Army Green
Unknown Author We’ll stare for a moment, Taking in those different greens. We’ll hug for a moment Loving you in a simplest of means. We’ll cry for a moment You’re still practically a teen. We’ll laugh for a moment, At our sappy stupidity. We’ll sigh for a moment Remembering what this means. We’ll talk for a moment To fill the empty silence. We’ll carry your things for a moment But you’ll take them back, because you feel the need. You’ll stare for a moment, It’s been so long. You’ll be stiff for a moment, The hugs are new and strange. You’ll cry for a moment You’re home again, how good that feels you’ll never be able to explain. You’ll laugh for a moment At our emotional few seconds. You’ll sigh for a moment, Looking back at you’re fear bonded friends. You’ll be silent for a moment, Trying to take it all in. You’ll be empty handed for a moment, Because you don’t know what to do. Life will forever be changed, Eyes never to be dry, Memories from home
Two Old Pensioners
Two old pensioners are taking a trip down memory lane by going back to the place where they first met. Sitting at a café, the little old man says, “Remember the first time I met you over 50 years ago? We left this cafe, went round the corner behind the gas works, and I gave you one from behind.” “Why, yes, I remember it well, dear,” replies the little old lady with a grin. “Well, for old time’s sake, let’s go there again. and I’ll give you one from behind.” The two pensioners pay their bill and leave the cafe. A young man sitting next to them has overheard the conversation and smiles to himself, thinking it would be quite amusing to see two old pensioners at it. He gets up and follows them. Sure enough, he sees the two pensioners near the gas works. The little old lady pulls off her knickers and lifts up her dress. The old man pulls down his pants and grabs the lady’s hips, and the little old lady reaches for the fence. Well, what follows is 40 minutes of the most athlet
Happiest Day Of My Life!!!!
Ive just found a chocolate with..... Jack Daniels in it!!! Now, if only they'll start doing KFC with Jager, my life will be complete!
Cock A Doodly Doo!
This farmer has about 200 hens, but no rooster, and he wants chicks. So he goes down the road to the next farmer and asks if he has a rooster which he would sell. The other farmer says, “Yeah, I’ve this great rooster, named Randy. He’ll service every chicken you got, no problem.” Well, Randy the rooster costs a lot of money, but, farmer decides he’d be worth it. So, he buys Randy and takes the rooster home. He then sets him down in the barnyard and gives the rooster a pep talk, “Randy, I want you to pace yourself now. You’ve got a lot of chickens to service here, and you cost me a lot of money. Consequently, I’ll need you to do a good job. “So, take your time and have some fun,” the farmer ended with a chuckle. Randy seemed to understand, so the farmer points toward the hen house, and Randy took off like a shot. WHAM! Randy nails every hen in the hen house three or four times, and the farmer is really shocked. After that the farmer hears a commotion in the duck pen
A Koala And A Hooker
A little koala bear wanders into a whorehouse. He climbs the stairs and finds a door open. He goes in to the room to find a naked prostitute asleep on the bed. He quickly climbs into the bed and begins performing oral sex on the prostitute. She wakes up shocked and sees this koala bear going down on her, and she decides that since it feels so good she’ll let him finish. The koala finishes, wipes his chin, climbs off the bed and heads for the door. The prostitute jumps up and yells at him “Hey, you have to pay for that”. The koala shrugs and continues to head for the door. The prostitute yells at him again, “Hey you have to pay for that. I’m a prostitute”. She gets up and pulls a dictionary off a shelf and shows the koala the definition. PROSTITUTE (n) a person receiving payment for sexual services. The koala shrugs, takes the dictionary and turns the pages to the definition of koala bear. KOALA (n.) a small bear that eats bushes and leaves.
Chuckie Chicken
An old farmer went to town to see a movie. The ticket girl said, “Sir, what is that on your shoulder?” The old farmer said, “That is my pet rooster, Chuckie. Wherever I go, Chuckie goes.” “I’m sorry, Sir,” said the ticket girl, “We can’t allow animals in the theater. Not even a pet chicken.” The old farmer went around the corner and stuffed the chicken down his pants. He returned to the booth, bought a ticket and entered the theater. He sat down next to two old emergency room nurses named Mildred and Marge. The movie started and the chicken began to squirm. The old farmer un-zipped his pants so Chuckie could stick his head out and watch the movie. “Marge,” whispered Mildred. “What?” said Marge. “I think the guy next to me is a pervert.” “What makes you think so?” asked Marge. “He unzipped his pants and he has his thing out,” whispered Mildred. “Well, don’t worry about it,” said Marge, “At our age it isn’t anything we haven’t seen before.” “Yes,” said Mi
Clever Doggie
A butcher is working, and really busy. He notices a dog in his shop and shoos him away. Later, he notices the dog is back again. He walks over to the dog, and notices the dog has a note in his mouth. The butcher takes the note, and it reads, “Can I have 12 sausages and a leg of lamb, please.” The butcher looks, and lo and behold, in the dog’s mouth, there is a ten dollar bill. So the butcher takes the money, puts the sausages and lamb in a bag, and places it in the dog’s mouth. The butcher is very impressed, and since it’s closing time, he decides to close up shop and follow the dog. So, off he goes. The dog is walking down the street and comes to a crossing. The dog puts down the bag, jumps up and presses the crossing button. Then he waits patiently, bag in mouth, for the lights to change. They do, and he walks across the road, with the butcher following. The dog then comes to a bus stop, and starts looking at the timetable. The butcher is in awe at this stage. The dog che
Comfortable
Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch. Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble. In order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they need to purchase a bull so that they can breed their own stock. The brunette balances their checkbook, then takes their last $600 dollars out west to another ranch where a man has a prize bull for sale. Upon leaving, she tells her sister, “When I get there, if I decide to buy the bull, I’ll contact you to drive out after me and haul it home.” The brunette arrives at the man’s ranch, inspects the bull, and decides she does want to buy it. The man tells her that he can sell it for $599, no less. After paying him, she drives to the nearest town to send her sister a telegram to tell her the news. She walks into the telegraph office, and says, “I want to send a telegram to my sister telling her that I’ve bought a bull for our ranch. I need her to hitch the trailer to our pick-up truck
"untitled"
Sometimes life is full of twists and turns, always seeming as if everything burns. Why does it seem as if the Lord makes us pay tolls, or maybe it's the devil taking our soul? Who the hell am I to judge or question, but why can't I just once make a suggestion? Get along, love, trust and believe, It's not that hard a concept to conceive. Put yourself forward and take a stand, or if you need to, just ask for a hand. If thought about, it's not at all that hard, Just pull your head out of your ass, don't be a retard. Life does have tons of twists and turns, It'll be alright,if we realize: It's All it concerns. BL 12/17/05
Wishing You Luck
have a good night, keep your mind at ease, i know you will be fine, but it never hurts to say it. good luck; forever and ever, hugs and kisses RASPBERRY bet you did not see that coming =D
Hope Never Dies
A man driving outside of Baltimore, Maryland was southbound on Interstate 95 in the far right hand lane traveling at 55 mph, minding his own business. He noticed in his rear view mirror that a Maryland State Trooper was right behind him. A mile later nothing changed, except now he's driving at 65 mph, the maximum limit. Several miles further along, the Trooper's right on his bumper and the man increases his speed to 75 mph. The Trooper activates his lights and siren and the man reluctantly pulls onto the shoulder. After the Trooper demands the man's driver's license and registration, he sez, "Mr. {Smith}, I cannot for the life of me figure out why, when you knew I was behind you for quite some time, you sped up knowing that you could be cited for speeding. What in the world caused you to do that ? The man looked relieved, stared the Trooper directly in the eye and softly spoke, "Trooper, three months ago, my wife ran off with a Maryland State Trooper. I thought you were him, bringing h
Emptiness
Emptiness. It's like a monster. A monster that tears at your soul, rips out your heart, laughing while you lie there trying to break loose. Emptiness. There's no place to hide. You want, You need, You have to break free. It hurts. Written and © Copyright 1996 By Vanessa aka Bowiegirl

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