Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had set
their new wives straight on their duties.
The first man had married a woman from South Dakota, and bragged
that he had told his wife she was going to do all the dishes and
house cleaning that needed done at their house. He said that it took a
couple days but on the third day he came home to a clean house and the
dishes were all washed and put away.
The second man had married a woman from Illinois. He bragged
that he had given his wife orders that she was to do all the
cleaning, dishes, and the cooking. He told them that the first day he didn't see
any results, but the next day it was better. By the third day, his
house was clean, the dishes were done, and he had a huge dinner on the
table.
The third man had married an Iowa girl. He boasted that he told
her that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes
washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the secondday he didn't see anything, but by the third day most of the swelling had gone down and he could see well enough out of his left eye to do the dishes and the laundry; and he thought by next week he'd be able to mow the lawn !!!
Got to love them Iowa Girls!!!!!!!
LOL, I am thinking maybe I should have taken this approach -
