One day a fourth-grade teacher asked the children what their
fathers did for a living.
All the typical answers came up -- fireman, mechanic, businessman,
salesman, doctor, lawyer, and so forth.
However, little Justin was being uncharacteristically quiet, so
when the teacher prodded him about his father, he replied, "My
father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his
clothes in front of other men and they put money in his underwear.
Sometimes, if the offer is really good, he will go home with some
guy and stay with him all night for money."
The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set
the other children to work on some exercises and then took little
Justin aside to ask him, "Is that really true about your father?"
"No," the boy said, "He works for the Democratic National
Committee and is helping to get Hillary Clinton to be our next
President, but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other
kids."
