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Well, in a few minutes, im gonna get dressed, and head out to let the sun hit me. I really donmt like goin outside unless im either going to see someone, or im going out with someone.
Life has a habit of speeding up when you least expected.... and no cop to pull it over, either.
But there is fun to be had. Things to see, and bear witness to. sights that no one else will see, but what you see with your own eyes.
With 2 loving kids, and a darling wife, there will be a new life that I was granted a chance to live, to explore, to grow.
And for that chance... I thank you.
Hey y'all the contest I entered ends tomorrow. Right now I am in 3rd place only 4 rates behind second place. If anyone could just take a few minutes of their time and rate my picture I would appreciate it. Thanks to my friends and family that have already helped me out!! Take care and have a great night!! Kassidy
Here is the link, just click the picture and rate it, no comments needed. Thanks :)
Hey everyone I am still in third place in my first contest. If anyone could just take a minute out of their busy day and just click on my picture below and rate it I would really appreciate it. No comments are needed. I have helped out so many people when needed, now I am asking for your help. Thanks all and have a great night!!!!!!!! Love, Kassidy xoxo
Please help me out in my first contest, I am in second place and I believe it ends Wednesday. For all of those that I have helped level and in contests please take a minute of your time to just click on the pic
She Lives In The Dark
By four cushioned walls.
What is this place?
Why am I here?
There is so much
Pressure on my chest,
I canít move my arms,
All I can do is
Sit here rocking,
Back and forth
Listening to the voices.
Can you hear them?
Or is it just me?
They are telling me
To kill, stab and
Rip you open!
I am bound by this,
This white jacket,
And by the
Four cushioned walls.
And again I hear them,
The voices shouting
ďkill it, rip it open
Feel its warm blood
Down your arm!Ē
I want to obey the voices
But my body is bound
Wrapped around myself.
Get this thing off
And let me out,
Let me quench my thirst
She lives in the dark.
She is stunning yet pale.
Her hair falls like a curtain,
Hiding her beautiful eyes.
It falls to her dainty waist,
Hiding all her elegant grace.
He to lives in the dark
Yet he is not so pale.
His hair so striking, shiny and black.
His eyes too are hidden.
His charming smile is crooked,
Please Pray For Our Boys
We had a insident yesterdeay afternoon, families have been informed so I can talk about it. I need all of my friends and fans and their frends and fans to Pray for our wounded soldiers. My best freind Reas lost both of his legs yesterday and My friend Todd took shrapnel to the face right eye and chest. Both have been Evacuated to Germany and are in stable condition. But please help out and pray for them. They need all the help they can get Especially Reas, he has 4 children and a wife. I just sickens me that he cant ever run around with his kids anymore but he's stubborn so he will find a way. Our Whole company Is Praying for Them and I'D like more help for these two heros.
To become the person
You are truly meant to be,
You must be subjected to
Life's trials and tribulations
Stumbling along the way,
Experiencing love and heartache,
To appreciate all that you had ...
And that of which you have yet to attain,
Never allowing life's lessons
To shatter your dreams ...
When fate throws you a curve,
And it's not within your master plan ...
Heave it back
It is within each of us,
To determine what is desirable for us individually
Life and love is meant to be cherished,
Sharing with all those you adore
Whether you choose to forge your path alone
Or hand in hand with person of choice
Doing it with enthusiasm
Is truly paramount
Live your life to the fullest
As if it were your last day of mortality
For each day is truly a precious gift
Fear not the unknown,
Embrace Destiny and make it your own.
Just a reminder to you all - when you find that special person....the one who laughs with you, the one who cries with you, the one that not only sticks by you in the best of times but is there for you in the bad times, too - don't let that person go. Don't let jealousy or your own personal insecurities suck everything from that relationship. True love is so hard to find and ecspecially in this day and age.....some people wait forever to find it and it never finds them. So when you have it - recognize how lucky you are and hold as tight as you can. It's guaranteed to be worth the ride....
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What is/was your biggest dating age gap? 2 year
What was the last thing you ate? chips
Do you believe in love at first sight?nah its lust
Are you wearing socks right now? nope and my feet are cold
What color is the shirt you're wearing now? brown
Do you dance in your kitchen?dont we all? :P
When was the last time you ate a cupcake? emm not sure
Who's birthday party did you last attend? eh cousins =]
Did you hug/kiss one of your parents today? Nope
Ever embarass yourself in front of a crush? YES..many a time!!!! i dunno why it is that i say the most gayest stupid thing around people i like..i mean it just comes outta nowhere :P
Do you tan in the nude?eh no
Wanna go splunking (cave diving)? sure y not
If you were president, whats the first law you would pass? ehhh i dunno
Do you think humans will ever live on other planets? probably...in
Don't Try & Break Me, I'm Stronger Than You Think!
Yeah...so recently, I've been living by this thought--'Don't try and break me, I'm stronger than u think'. I think its very fitting for me right now. It seems like there are people in my life that claim they have my best interests in mind, but when it came right down to it, tried to break me anyways. To me...that's just wrong. I'm a smart woman. Hell, sometimes I don't act it, but you better start seeing it. I'm fed up with people telling me they want something outta me and then backing down. If you think some other person is better suited for you--then go for it. DO NOT pussy foot around with me, because it gets neither of us anywhere. Yes, I said it--do not just beat around the bush....like I've said a hundred times before, I'm a big girl and I'm not gonna break down and cry over it. TRUST ME. Its strange, because lately, I'm just numb to anything like that. I think maybe its a sign of me growing up and just knowing that person was really only in my life for a season. It taught me so
The value of a sister,
Who doesn't have one.
The value of ten years,
Ask a newly
The value of four years,
Ask a graduate.
The value of one year,
Ask a student who
Has failed a final exam.
The value of nine months,
Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
The value of one month,
Ask a mother
Who has given birth to
A premature baby.
The value of one week,
Ask an editor of a weekly newspaper.
The value of one minute,
Ask a person
Who has missed the train, bus or plane.
The value of one-second,
Ask a person
Who has survived an accident.
Time waits for no one.
Treasure every moment you have.
You will treasure it even more when
You can share it with someone special .
To realize the value of a friend or family member:
Irony.....it Fucking Blows!!!
On my worst fucking day ever,during the darkest of times, here I sit in a daze,a stupor,fucking DEVASTATED,when I'm here as low as I've possibly ever sunk since I can possibly remember....it appears on this day of ALL fucking days,THIS DAY...TODAY irony chooses to rear it's fucking head to show me even that irony is not without a sense of fucking humor.
Here is my fucking horoscope and much like life right now...IT FUCKING BLOWS!!!
Have you been having a hard time getting your point across to someone close? Now is a great time to take a giant step back and review the situation. You'll see a new way to communicate that could be more effective.
And don't anyone ask me why does my day sucks,what does the horoscope or my blog mean,what happened,I'm sorry,Awwww or ANYTHING!!! NOTHING!!!! I DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT!!! JUST.....LEAVE ME ALONE!! There's only one person on this ENTIRE planet that I feel like talking to right now,only ONE person in this universe that can mak
Roses Are Red
roses are red,
smiles are true,
as my wonderful and true friend,
i am glad to have you,
you are all beautiful and you are all sweet,
knowing you all will be such a treat,
kind words will fill our heart,
even if we some times part,
my friendship is unconditional and true,
a friendship meant for all of you,
we may talk week to week,
or day by day,
what ever we talk in that way,
as a friend i will stay,
be hear for when your sad,
a friend to bitch at when you are mad,
things dont bother me the way they used to,
because now my heart is true,
things come and go each and every day,
some things you dont want to say,
for a real friend is hard to find,
they are the ones who are always kind,
greet you when your sad or mad,
help you out of trouble when you are bad,
to walk with you through hells fire,
if that is your desire,
this friend shall never tire,
things may seem to be too much,
helpless and hurting and such,
a true friends heart is easy to touch,
so to all my
New Blog Entry
> It was a busy morning, about 8:30, when an elderly gentleman in his 80s
> arrived to have stitches removed from his thumb. He said he was in a hurry
> as he had an appointment at 9:00.
> I took his vital signs and had him take a seat, knowing it would be over
> an hour before someone would to able to see him. I saw him looking at his
> watch and decided, since I was not busy with another patient, I would
> evaluate his wound. On exam, it was well healed, so I talked to one of the
> doctors and got the needed supplies to remove his sutures and redress his
> While taking care of his wound, I asked him if he had another doctor's
> appointment this morning, as he was in such a hurry. The gentleman told me
> no, that he needed to go to the nursing home to eat breakfast with his
> I inquired as to her health. He told me that she had been there for a
> while as she is a victim of Alzheimer's disease.
> As we talked, I asked if she would be upset if he was a b
I sit here and wonder why people feel they have to lie to others about things. Is it because they have nothing better to do? Do they get kicks making people feel like shit? I been led on by a story of sorts, and today was the day things were supposed to happened. But as par for the course in my life it must have all been a lie. This person had my hopes up that I might have a chance at life, only to not show up, not answer their phone or text messages and leave me hanging. With all the things in my life right now this of all things I did not need nor can handle. I honestly dont know if I will survive this or not it just might be the thing that pushes me over the edge finally. I sit here and wonder what have I done so bad to deserve this life and realize more and more I dont even want my life anymore. I just cant deal with the pain of it anymore.
how do i add music to my profile?
any help is greatly received.
How do I stop others from ripping my pictures? I would like to create a mumm but need help,
How can I get to the next level to be able to create one any help will be greatly appreciated.
Looking to find out when my friends B'Days are! I have put up pics of the zodiac signs (ONE FOR EACH SIGN PLEASE DO NOT PLACE YOUR B'DAY ON THE PIC OF ALL THE SIGNS - THE FIRST IN THE ALBUM)and would appreciate my friends stopping by and letting me know what their sign is! That way I can go to the upcoming sign and be prepared and not miss out on your B'Day! Just put one little comment on the pic of your sign (the folder is obviously marked ) so I dont miss yours!
Marc aka Shiek Swingin Low
The Truth About Us As People
guys want to feel needed and wanted and if someone comes into your life willing to give there heart and soul you should take it dont judge them on why or what they will get out of it because pain is a two way street and if you are going to travel that road you will live or die by your decision so this is a little something i had to say before i leave>>> so just remeber to live each day as its your last Only in America .......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
Only in America ......do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and......... a diet coke.
Only in America ......do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.
Only in America ......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
Only in America ......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.
.we lost 1000 comments the person in lead gain'd 1057 votes in 20 minutes with no bombers an we lost 1,000 comments same time.as it is the leader of this contest already had 400 comments before the rest of us could comment bomb.
More info will follow
Girl with 400 comments before the rest of us could bomb
oOV1RUSOo [Kelevra]@ fubar
Promoter of Contest.
You do the Math is this Contest Rigged
Special Friends That Are There For You In Every Way They Can Be?
found those kind of friends here on FUBAR please show them some love. I want to
thank them all for all the support they have given me and my friends. Love the
rates and the IDs, all the special gifts. You guys are the best!!
†The Wolfman~Club F.A.R~
†Ü KDM Ü
You All Are The
TO ANYONE WHO READS OR CARES,
I HAVE NOT BEEN ONLINE THAT MUCH AT ALL LATELY, I LEFT MY HUSBAND AND I DONT HAVE A COMPUTER ,SO IF YOU LEAVE ME MESSSAGE AND I DON'T RETURN IT IM SORRY I GET ON AS MUCH AS I CAN.IT'S ALMOST BEEN 2 WEEKS NOW THAT I LEFT, AND I'M TRYING HARD NOT TO GIVE IN AND COME BACK JUST BECAUSE THATS THE EASY THING TO DO!!!I WANTA THANK ALL MY FRIENDS ON HERE FOR THE LOVE AND KINDNESS THEY SHOW ME!
59 Things Most Girls Dont Know
1. The guy you pass up for another one is always better, its a proven fact 90% of the time. And even if you dont talk to the one you pass up anymore, you will find yourself thinking about him, and realized that you possibly could be happier. And even if you dont talk, and it seems like he doesnt like you anymore, believe me, he thinks about you everynight if he loved you at one point.
2. Guys are more emotional then you think, if they loved you at one point, it'll take them a lot longer then you think to let you go, and it hurts every second that they try.
3. "Hey, are you busy?" or "Are you doing something?" ~ two phrases guys open with to stop from stammering on the phone.
4. Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.
5. Before they call, guys try to plan out a little about what they're gonna say so there aren't awkward pauses, but once he's on the phone he forgets it all and makes it up as he g
Thanks to everyone who voted and commented on my MuMM... It's on.... I'll be getting new ink this weekend.. Thanks again....
1. Would you get back with your ex if you could?
2. What king of shirt are you wearing?
Quincy University Hawks T-Shirt
3. Have you ever made out with anyone on your
4. Do you have "a thing" for anyone on your top 8
Yeah # 1.......Why else would he be number 1?
5. How many people on your friend list do you
know in real life?
6. Do you usually hold grudges?
Oh I can!
7. How many kids do you want to have?
I have one and that is the only one I want!
8. Do you have a good relationship with both of
9. Do you make over 40k a year?
Depends on the year?
10. Name one song you can relate to right now?
Joan Jett.....Bad Reputation......But I really
don't care what people think if you don't like me
you don't have to talk to me. Cause sometimes
the truth hurts and I tell it like it is.
It's been a late night at the office, and I'm thankful to finally be home to relax. Closing the door behind me, I shrug out of my jacket as I notice the absolute silence and darkness of the house. Must not be home yet, I think with some disappointment to find you nowhere around. Sighing heavily, I make my way to the bedroom to get out of my clothes. Sitting on the edge of the bed, I massage my upper thighs, thankful to be out of those beastly thigh high stockings. Wiggling my toes, I groan at the discomfort they had suffered all day.
I reach around and unclasp my bra, a breath of gratitude escaping once I was free of that constraining device. The people who make those must have been students in the art of torture, I mused to myself. One last piece of clothing to remove, I think, as I smooth my hand down my belly to the waistband of my black lace panties. They are the only thing comfortable I had worn all day. Around noon, they stopped being so comfortable when my lunchtime
Some footage of me at the Fan Expo at the Metro Toronto Convention Centre can be seen at
I am seen describing my "Death Mask" escape where I am locked into a special metal helmet with model rocket engines on a 60 second countdown pointing at my eyes.
Hey, everyone's got to do something for fun, right?
It is about 3/4's of the way into the broadcast.
My Friend Care_bear
I've met some wonderful people in the time that I've been on cherrytap/fubar and one of the best is Donna "Care_bear" Collis.
She was a good friend from the very start and stayed that way. We talked about everything from kids to work to the world.
Donna is suffering with cancer and is in the hospital. I wish I could say that she is doing well but she isn't. She's put up a brave fight but it appears that won't be enough this time.
I ask that any of you who read this bulletin say a prayer for Donna now and a few more in the time to come. She is a good friend and I pray that her suffering will not be too much.
Hey guys, I had surgery on Tuesday and am getting well good and fast. Didn't tell anyone ahead cause I wasn't in a mood to get too many good wishes ahead of time. Last fall I told you about my friend Donna Collis or as she was known on here "Care Bear." Cancer finally took her earlier this month.
She was a young woman, 43 years old and leaves behind a son,
we lost i almost scored a goal though. today was my last of soccer =-( i am very sad so we won our first game. i should have had a goal but it hit the cross bar and my best friend headed it in. next week is holkyoke.tough team. wish me luck =-) so we made it into tournmetn. we play october 27 away. i am so scared. i am praying we will win. after this year i am done with soccer for good. i cant do any more with my knees and ankles. i am praying that i dont need another surgery which i prob. do need.
we are facing springfield. i know that we can take them. its just we need to be like the sox. 1 run 1 game 1 seris...... 1 goal 1 game 1 championship!!!!!
Welcome To My World
So check them out!!!
Bye Ya'll well i think im starting to get the hang of fubar. if i do something wrong just let me know lol. any who well i guess i really dont have more to say, just that fubar ROCKS!!
Day To Day
Ok for those of you that read my last blogÖ ya that is not even the highlight of my year so far!!!!
My nephew that is like a son to me and a brother to my girls and means the world to me. He was a senior in high school and going to be 18 on the 19th of January. He has been accepted to the best college in Colorado and has $35,000 in scholarship money he received from bowling tournaments he has won over the last 10 years and was going to receive an academic scholarship as well. He wanted to be an engineer.
He had stomach flu for 5 days and just was not feeling well. He was home with his little sister cuz he did not feel like going bowling with his parents. His sister called cuz he had passed out and she was scared. They called 911 and rushed him to the hospital. They at first thought that maybe he had menangidious but then did a cat scan and realized that there is a tube in the back of the head that drains the fluid from the brain. This tube was clogged and was not draining. After
How many boyfriends have told you they love you?
Um.......I can't even count how many.
Have you ever thought that you were going to marry a person?
Yeah twice.....Only married one of them.
Are you crushin on someone?
I dont think so? Hmmmmm? Keith Urban I guess!
Have you ever loved someone so much that it hurt?
Uh yeah right now I'm having that feeling.
Have you ever made a boyfriend cry?
Yeah I'm a bitch!!!!!
Are you happier single or in a relationship?
Well first you got your "Relationships" and everything is GREAT!
Then we have those things called "RelationSHITS" and those are no fun
Most of them are relationSHITS too....Soooooooo.....SINGLE!!!
Have you ever been cheated on?
Um yeah Ive benn cheated on alot....So the honest to god truth is I will never do it to anyone I'm with that isnt cool!!!
Have you never had you're heart broken?
Have you ever broken anyones heart?
I'm sure I have.
If you could go back i
Angels Among Us
God sends angels in many forms,
To break the waves and weather the storms,
God had a very different plan for you,
And He took you from us when He knew you were through,
We felt it was too early, that you were so young,
Only sixteen, but your job here was done.
You were such a warm spirit, a smile so sweet,
You touched the hearts of all you did meet.
Your untimely passing took us all by surprise,
We could not keep the tears from our eyes.
I miss you so much, still to this day,
You were such a good friend in so many ways,
I wrote this poem as a tribute to you,
For all that you did and all you would do.
You were one of God's angels, now you are gone,
Because He wanted you with Him, so he called you on home.
This poem is for anyone who has lost a young member of their family or a close friend. May God bless each of these families and may their souls rest in eternal peace....
Donna R. Brown Forrest
Copyrighted May 4, 2006
Missing A Friend Who Passed Away
my friend kenny died on august 4th he was found dead in his room, he was only 36
still not sure how he died exactly have an idea and its so hard to understand why.
he was such a great guy who would give his shirt off is back for a friend. miss you so much kenny.
i'm so sorry wasn't able to see you more before you left us.
you will always be remembered.
Retarded People And Their Ratings....
Sheesh I was clicking around the site one day and clicked on I'm bored....well you go there to rate pics. I rate 'em how I see 'em...creativity, good looks, the whole pic idea...anywhoo when I see nasty skanky looky people on there I sure the heck don't give them a 10! But its those who send me back crappy emails and comments that I am a downrater...well I most certainly am not. Hey all my pics are not 10s and I just don't think its right that becasue I rated your pic a 5 you need to jump my crap. Take the advide and get a better pic...just quit acting like everyone needs to rate you pic a 10. I rate most peoles sites a 10 but some pictures are just downright stupid!! get over it!
A friend of ours: mob shorthand for introducing one made guy to another made guy. "A friend of mine" is just another jamook on the street.
A trippa di zianata: "your aunt's tripe."
Action: a bet that a bookie "writes" and for which you pay him his "vig."
Administration: the top-level "management" of an organized crime Familyóthe boss, underboss, and consigliere.
Agita: anxiety, edginess, an upset stomach.
Anti-Trust Violations: what authorities call the mob practice of carving out exclusive territories. Wiseguys call them "mine."
Associate: one who works with mobsters, but hasn't been asked to take the vow of OmertŠ; an almost confirmed, or made guy.
The Books: a phrase indicating membership in the Family. If there is a possibility for promotion, then the books are open. If not, the books are closed.
Borgata: an organized crime Family.
Boss: the head of the Family who runs the show. He decides who gets made and who gets whacked. The boss also gets poi
What happened the year I was born.....1981.
Ronald Reagan becomes president of the US
Minutes after Ronald Reagan becomes president, Iran releases 52 American hostages that had been held captive for 444 days
President Reagan is shot in the chest by would be assassin John Hinkley
Space shuttle Columbia, the world's first reusable spacecraft, is sent into space
A suspended walkway in the Kansas City Hyatt Regency Hotel collapses, killing 113
A female former lover files a "palimony" suit against tennis star Billie Jean King
President Reagan appoints Sandra Day O'Connor to be the first woman on the Supreme Court
The Pac-Man video game is introduced in the US
Alicia Keys, Elijah Wood, Kelly Rowland, Anna Kournikova, and Britney Spears are born
Los Angeles Dodgers win the World Series
Oakland Raiders win Superbowl XV
New York Islanders win the Stanley Cup
Raiders of the Lost Ark is the top grossing film
Iam a Rocker Girl...........
If you don't have musical talent, you've got a talent for picking out great CD's.
Music rules your life - and you've got the best MP3 collection of anyone you know.
Many guys find you intimidating, but a select few think you're the catch of a lifetime.
Start hanging out in more used record stores, and you'll find love with a fellow rocker!
When a girl bumps into your arm
while walking with you
she wants you to hold her hand
When she wants a hug
she will just stand there
When u break a girls heart
she still feels it when
u run into each other 3 years later
When a girl is quiet,
millions of things are running through her mind
When a girl is not arguing,
she is thinking deeply
When a girl looks at you with eyes full of questions,
she is wondering how long you will be around
When a girl answers, "I'm fine," after a few seconds,
she is not at all fine
When a girl stares at you,
she is wondering why y
If your going to visit me ....... Please leave a voice message!!!Its always nice to put a voice with a face!! i was just informed today all the comments i sent to my friends yesterday was just posted today!!! im not crazy lol not sure what happened.
YOU'RE ON MY FRIENDS LIST, I WANNA KNOW YOU...I want to know 36 things about you. I don't care if we never talk, never liked each other, or if we already know everything about each other. Short and sweet is fine...You're on my list, so I wanna know you better!
Send your answers to me only... And I will reply with my answers for you!!!
1.)Q. Can you cook?
2.)Q. What was your dream growing up?
3.)Q. What talent do you wish you had?
4.)Q. If I bought you a drink what would it be?
5.)Q. Favorite vegetable?
6.)Q. What was the last book you read?
7.)Q. What zodiac sign are you ?
8.)Q. Any Tattoos and/or Piercings?
9.)Q. Worst Habit?
10.)Q. If you saw me walking down the street would you offer me a ride?
11.)Q. What is your favorite sport?
12.)Q. Negative or Optimistic attitude?
13. )Q. What would you do if you
What Did U Expect
NORTH SHORE MASS HERE LOOKING FOR SOME LADIES TO CHAT AND OR MEET MWM HERE 43 in great shape bald italian
Why Bury Friends?
A friend whom I saw not too long ago has passed away and I just found out today that she died, and saddened by the fact that no one knew what they could do for her...she kept her illness a secret...now what do we as her friends do for her knowing that her family is non existant...She really didn't have much money...she doesn't have insurance....what do we as friends do for her???
If you have any Ideas on what we can do to raise money to bury her...please leave them...Thank You!
Nick Van Axl's Words
Last year in the United States, about 1.6 million children and teenagers -
280,000 of them under the age of ten-
Were given two or more psychiatric drugs in combination.
Over 500,000 were prescribed at least three psychiatric drugs.
More than 160,000 got at least four medications together.
Source: Medco Health Solutions, 2005
...And so I sit here, emotionally emotionless after the obscuring grey cloud shaded the entrance of this daunting dream... The blue begins to fade the aqua beneath, knowing what is to come I clutch your hand and grit my teeth. The hot pink ringing in my ear disturbs the surface calm of the pigment covered face. That surface calm covers the turmoil within, Stirring, bubbling like carbonation, jostling up memories of better times, better places, When we didn't have to hide the frown beneath smiling faces. And though my heart is opaque, it is partially obscured by my sleeve. The buzz signals our entrance and all that I can do
What Would You Do?
What would you do if?The President of the United States called you:tell him the fuck off!You won the lottery:Scream and go shopping!You got invited to be on a reality TV show:Get my nails and hair did! lolYou caught a friend stealing from you:cut the bitch offYou witnessed a murder:Shhhhhhh! WHAT MURDERA random stranger offered you candy:say thanx and eat itMySpace and Facebook closed:Owell got FUBAR!!!!!A genie granted you one wish:I would wish to be RICHYou lost your favorite possession:Try to buy a new oneYou found 10 dollars on the ground:pick that shit upYour date throws up on you:throw up on himSomeone cut off a chunk of your hair:pull out that persons hair strand by strandYour favorite celebrity comes to visit you:OMFG! JT!!!!!!!!!You were stranded on an island with nothing but the ability to make one phone call:BABY COME GET ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Take this survey or other MySpace Surveys at PimpSurveys.com
To all my friends, fans, and family members and ones that i'm fans of. Would you all please help me get to the next level? I will help you in return when u need it. thanks'
Hey Hey Hey,
thanks once again for checking out my blog.
For all that leave a comment I promise to rate u on your profile.
So this one is for the ladies.
Ladies tell me what is the real truth on the subject DICKS.
many men believe that size matters Is this true.
I was once told by a lady that it aint so much the length of the cock but the thickness.
Would you say this was true? or was this women just trying to be nice for all the short dick men.
So ladies please tell me the truth on dicks, does size matter. Really I want the truth. A chance to set the record straight.
Special thanks to Shells for Idea. xoxox babes
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Once again I like to thank you all for checking out my blog. Be sure to check out the rest. many subjects with meaning in my Blogs.
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Skin To Skin
I will take her
to the floor and
to the edge of
her warm haven
calls to me
and I must
enter enter enter
everything leads to this:
this touch of
skin to skin
my mouth tasting
with the beat
within her breasts
on top of me
with light breaking
through the window
in a sigh a moan
and I am thrusting
into through within
as perspiration mixes
and the taste of
© All rights reserved
So Ive been working this job now for 6 years... I love what I do. I have learned so much by working with this company. Downfall though; Ive had ONE raise in those 6 years! I get quarterly bonuses, but they dont help take care of the rise in cost of living expenses. Recently I found out that our dock guy who was hired about a month after me, was given a major promotion and a raise that equals almost 20k more than what I make. I keep getting told that I will move up the ladder and get more responsibility, but Im starting to wonder how much longer that will take... Im seriously to the point that I am so burnt out on busting my ass and not getting anything in return. I mean I seriously contemplated not coming into work after yesterday. But of course I can't do that. I have a child to provide for and that would be just stupidity. And I like to pride myself on NOT being a stupid decision maker when it comes to the well being of my child.
Anyway, I may possibly have this job opportunity comi
To Every Guy
When she stare's at your mouth
[ Kiss her ]
When she pushes you or hit's you
[ Grab her and dont let go ]
When she start's cursing at you
[ Kiss her and tell her you love her ]
When she walks away slowly
[ Run up to her ]
When she's quiet
[ Ask her whats wrong ]
When she ignore's you
[ Give her your attention ]
When she pull's away
[ Pull her back ]
When she cries
[ whipe the tears from her face ]
When you see her at her worst
[ Tell her she's beautiful ]
When you see her start crying
[Just hold her and dont say a word ]
When you see her walking
[ Sneak up and hug her waist from behind ]
When she's scared
[ Protect her ]
When she lay's her head on your shoulder
[ Tilt her head up and kiss her ]
When she asks you to go out to dinner
[ Always offer a tossed salad ]
When she steal's your favorite hat
[ Let her keep it and sleep with it for a nigh
Fake Ass Friends
People are too fake on here. They only want pic comments, or to see how many friends they can get. So let's see who will actually repost this. This is to see who's paying attention. This is a test to see how many people in my friends list actually pay attention to me. Copy and repost in your own bulletin. Let's see who the true friends are and I think I know who you are... Repost this if you are a friend...Don't reply... just copy and paste this in a new bulletin as "fake ass friends"
IT WOULD BE NICE IF YOU RECEIVE A COMMENT STOP IN AND SAY HELLO AS A COMMENT SOMETHING IS BETTER THAN NOTHING BECAUSE I WILL DELETE PEOPLE WHO NEVER TALK
I AM HERE TO MAKE TRUE FRIENDS NOT TO ADD PEOPLE TO MY LIST TO SEE HOW MANY I CAN GET I LIKE TO TALK AND CHAT AND IF I SEE YOU COME TO MY SITE AND SAY NOTHING YOU WILL BE DELETED AND I DON'T MEAN COME IN AND RATE OR COMMENT PICTURE THATS A BONUS SO PLEASE SAY HELLO OK NOT ASKING MUCH I LEAVE COMMENTS SOMETIMES TWICE A DAY SO I DO SHOW LOVE
A man's daughter had asked the local minister
To come and pray with her father.
When the minister arrived,
He found the man lying in bed with his head
Propped up on two pillows. An empty chair sat beside his bed.
The minister assumed that the old fellow
Had been informed of his visit.
"I guess you were expecting me, he said.
'No, who are you?" said the father.
The minister told him his name and then remarked,
"I saw the empty chair and I figured you knew
I was going to show up."
"Oh yeah, the chair," said the bedridden man.
"Would you mind closing the door?"
Puzzled, the minister shut the door.
"I have never told anyone this,
Not even my daughter," said the man.
"But all of my life I have never
Known how to pray.
At church I used to hear the pastor talk about prayer, but it went right over my head."
I abandoned any attempt at prayer,"
The old man continued, "
Until one day four years ago, my best friend said to me, "Johnny, prayer is
Need Help Bad
My friend recently died and her family has no money for her funeral we need help raising money for her to atleast be buried plz reply ta this if u can help my friends and I would deeply appreciate any form of help
Random Acts Of Me-ness
Okay for those of you that don't know, I have injured myself in another totally random, off the wall way. Monday night around 10:00pm, my idiot dog, Jack (who is mostly pit) snatched a piece of steak off of my dinner plate. I reflexively popped him on top of the head to get him to drop it. He didn't even notice the contact enough to look up. *I* broke my freaking hand!
Just once, I want to be able to say I injured myself in a normal way, like a car wreck or a simple fall. But no. I get things like I broke my foot walking through my own yard, or now, I broke my hand on my dog's head. I officially fail at life. Oh yeah, did I mention school has judt dtarted and I went on Tuesday and took a page full of notes with said hand? Because, without freaking fail, it was my right hand!
So, point of the story is I probably won't be on here much for the next few weeks because it is a b!tch to type with one hand and even more of one to use the damn mouse left handed.
So, as decreed by The RedRum
A Poem That Gives You Goosebumps...
A drunk man in an Oldsmobile
They said had run the light
That caused the six-car pileup
On 109 that night.
When broken bodies lay about
"And blood was everywhere,"
"The sirens screamed out eulogies,"
For death was in the air.
"A mother, trapped in side her car,"
Was heard above the noise;
Her plaintive plea near split the air:
"Oh, God, please spare my boys!"
She fought to loose her pinned hands;
"She struggled to get free,"
But mangled metal held her fast
In grim captivity.
Her frightened eyes then focused
"On where the back seat once had been,"
But all she saw was broken glass and
Two children's seats crushed in.
Her twins were nowhere to be seen;
"She did not hear
them cry, "
"And then she prayed they'd been thrown free, "
"Oh, God, don't let them die! "
Then firemen came and cut her loose, "
"But when they searched the back, "
"They found therein no little boys, "
Eroticism At Best
A finger tracing your lips,
then followed by my tongue.
Kissing you deeper than most have ever done.
Your hands tracing my every curve while
mine trace your body too.
My nails running lines upon your chest ~ through the hair down to your love's threshold.
Your finger finding my folds of erotic pleasure which wetness it does show.
Our eyes locked burning through to the soul
of two lovers intertwined in a passionate hold.
A kiss slowly moving from your brow to your nose.
Making my way delightfully down to your toes.
Your warmth moving through the very depth of my loins or is it mine moving through yours causing you to explode.
A musical cadence ~ a dance two lovers share.
Your hands on my breasts leaves me panting with a flare of burning wants and a need to care.
My warm wet lips hovered over your flesh
til you feel my hot breath upon your very essence,
moving ever so gently til you are completely in.
Tight, moist, delicate, and sweet.
This is the treasure of your erot
Level Me Up
need help leveling up ok its that time ive help many of u level up in the past its time to return it
Alive ~ refreshed ~ awakened
From the dreamscape slumber
I often find myself in.
Captured for a moment in your gaze
as you watch sit and watch me play.
Succulent ~ moist ~ pleasing
At this distance it is such an ecstatic thing
to mentally be seduced with a reckoning.
Your eyes they pierce through the walls of my heart
as if you had just thrown your pointed dart.
Hard ~ throbbing ~ released
My senses are whirring like the motor of a car
and I dread the thought of no more.
A maiden I am amidst all the queens and princesses
sitting against my wall of pleasured dreams.
Watching ~ waiting ~ wondering
Can I seduce you with my heart
so that you feel my longing from the start?
Your mind I so truly want to capture
to take YOU to that mental rapture.
Alive ~ entranced ~ awakened.
If Only I Had Wings
As fast as lightening I'd be there,
to run my fingers through your hair,
if only I had wings.
I'd lay my head upon your shoulder
and whisper how grand it is,
if only I had wings.
I could hold your body close to mine,
embrace you as if we were one,
if only I had wings.
Feel your skin against my skin,
run my hands all over and then,
if only I had wings.
Wouldn't that be the grandest thing,
to hear a tune within our bodies sing,
if only I had wings.
Your heart would beat in time with mine,
perfect rythym of the sensual kind,
if only I had wings.
Into your eyes I could fall so clearly,
Time would be everlasting eternity,
if only I had wings.
I Need Some Help
I am severely losing my buzz so could someone out there get me some drinks please....I will return the favor....I could also use some nice comments and I will return the favor there as well....
P.S. Forward this on
Don't Wanna Hurt
So the other day was my soon to be ex husbands birthday and my grandmas(we r seperated)so i had a cake for both at my house cause i have two boyz with this man and was trying to do the right thing for my kids sake. well I forgot to get icecream. so my ex said he would go grab some and he asked if my pap and dad wanted to go....WELL, in the car they must have brought up a convo about beating up women, and my dad clearly stated that "ANY MAN THAT HITS OR BEATS ON A WOMAN IS A PUNK AND A PUSSY" MY EX TURNED AND LOOKED AT MY DAD AND YELLED*IM NOT NO PUNK OR PUSSY AND I HIT YOUR DAUGHTER!* O MY GOD!!
Now recap...... my hubby at the time did hit me on christmas eve night because i called his parents a piece of shit.and the reason i did so was because his dad molested my daughter. My mother in law knew all along and never stopped it.so yeah i did,he wouldnt light our xmas lights cause his parents did not have theres.Now im daddys gurl...wtf.....is this guy nuts? So i am usually a private pe
To be honest I like getting points, but I also like conversation. My wife and I came on here so she could meet a bi female. It is pretty clear in the profile. We would be happy to show you our pics if you are legit. We dont post them because we are both professional....so anyway...say hello!
I Will Vent My Spleen!
Guys, when you walk up to the urinal to take a leak, don't stand there and force out a big nasty fart! You keep that up and one day.... Recently, I observed two young guys pull up to the gas station in a sharp Mustang rag top. The driver gets out to pump the fuel and his buddy just sits there in the car?!!! What? Maybe they weren't scoping out any babes at that moment. However, they might have been the target of some scoping themselves. Guys, if you find yourself in this situation riding shotgun, get out of the car! Even if there's nothing for you to do pretend to check the tires or something so you don't look like two gay guys on a cruise.
Ladies, that goes for you too! You can't go to the powder room without having your girl come along so why would you have your girl pump fuel while you just sit in the car? Maximum Exposure people!
If by chance you and your buddy are gay...forget everything I just said. LOL Maybe I am being a little picky here but I wanted everyone to know the
~ASHLEY~HTA~ IS IN CONTEST
ending on September 6th,
at 7 PM MST.
Shes behind in 3'd place
needs 1500 comments
to catch up
been away from here a while .. get a break from here ..get back into real life things .... had a great weekend dispite the fact garage got broken into .. anyway don't got internet at home for now
sorry guys i won't be able to help out on contest or help others level .....
I will be back off and on ..
want all my friends here to know i miss ya'll
I hope to be back soon Bye ..
First Lady of Fubar Contest
Sunday nov. 11 @ 12:00 pm central
SaturDay nov. 17 @ 12:00 pm central
1'st place 7 day blast or 1 month vip
2'nd place 3 day blast
3'rd place 1 day blast
comment bombing contest
self comment bombing allowed
My Bar Tab Is $835~!
This is real fun to do! The only catch is that you cant ask the person who posted it anything about it! :)
Just read the "offense" and if you've done it, you owe that fine.
Keep going until you've read each "offense" and added up your total fine.
Title your bulletin "My Bar Tab is$........"
You don't have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine.
Smoked pot -- $10
Did acid -- $15
Ever had sex at church -- $25
Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you-- $40
Had sex with someone on MySpace -- $25
Had sex for money -- $100
Ever had sex with a Asian -- $20
Vandalized something -- $20
Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10
Beat up someone -- $20
Been jumped -- $10
Crossed dressed -- $10
Given money to stripper -- $25
Been in love with a stripper -- $20
Kissed some one who's name you didn't know --$10
Hit on some one of the opposing sex (if gay hit on a girl/guy, if straight hit on a boy/girl) wh
People Who Come Here And Start Bullshitting
people who come here and start bullshitting
get a ***********
if your going start that
or better yet
go ************* your wife
starting **************** & *********
that with me
i got better things 2 do
What Every Woman Should Have
EVERY WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ....
enough money within her control to move out
and rent a place of her own,
even if she never wants to or needs to...
A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ...
something perfect to wear if the employer,
or date of her dreams wants to see her in an hour...
A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ..
a youth she's content to leave behind....
A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ...
a past juicy enough that she's looking forward to
retelling it in her old age....
A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE .....
a set of screwdrivers, a cordless drill, and a black lace bra...
AWOMAN SHOULD HAVE ....
one friend who always makes her laugh... and one who lets her cry...
A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ....
a good piece of furniture not previously owned by anyone else in her family...
A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ...
eight matching plates, wine glasses with stems,
and a recipe for a meal,
that will make her guests feel honored...
A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ...
a feeling of control over her destiny...
EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...
NO LYING QUIZ.
1. last beverage: Raspberry Lipton Tea
2. last phone call: Jamie
3. last cd played: One of Masons Mixes
4. last time you cried: last night
5. last text message to: April
SIX HAVE YOU EVERS.
1. dated someone twice? Lol Yes
2. been cheated on? yes
3. kissed someone & regretted it: Lol Yes
4. lost someone special: yes
5. been depressed: yes
6. been drunk and threw up: who hasnt
LIST THREE FAVORITE COLORS.
2. ALL BLUE
THIS MONTH HAVE YOU.
1. Made a new friend?
2. Laughed until you cried?
3. Found out who is your true friend?yes i have
4. Is there something you want to tell someone?
5. How many kids do you want to have?
Atleast one since I have none
6. Do you have any pets?
Yes a cat!
7. Do you wanna change your name?
8. What did you do yesterday? WORK SLEEP WORK LOL
9. What time did you wake up today?
4:45a, 4:50a, 5:00a and then 6:00am
10.What were you doing at 10:30 p.m?
I have had to mark almost all my folders nsfw becuz someone keeps marking a picture in each folder as nsfw and I am sooooo tired of the haters I am taking down my primary picture and I hope who ever you are is happy becuz my PC crashed and when I deleted the picture i lost it forever I hope you read this and stop being a self rightious pain ...to my friends and fans sorry but I need a break from this hater every day I get a new folder reported so I will not be on for a while let them do their damage ....you know who you are and what goes around comes around and just becuz I am hotter then you does not mean you have a right to do this to me....bye for now my sweet sweet friends and there will be no new pictures for quite a whil except my tattoo when it is done smoochessss Crystal Ice
I Need Some Love!!!
this really sucks ass ya know...im so bored....im getting ready to put my two brats to bed and my niece to bed and my man is playing guitar hero 3 downstairs...so what am i to do now...any ideas or suggestions....help me out dammit....im going fuckin nuts....love sittin here just did the dinner thing and cleaned downstairs...probably most i have done since thursday...have been really sick since friday...bronchitis on top of my asthma...and not to mention my brats are driving me nuts....once again my man is at work and they (the kids) dont wanna listen for shit....im ready to tie them up by their fucking toenails and tickle them to death with a feather...lol...anyways...thanks for taking the time to read my shit...blah blah blah...love yall this bitch needs some love man....i just put this cool thing called the voice comment thingy i suppose...its fucking awesome....so check it out and show me some attention....fought with my man this morning so im not in the best of moods...sick of fi
I know there are people who are going to read this and not take it the right way. Some will feel it is a time to pounce and move ahead with their own agenda and others will feel it is a slight against them. IT IS NEITHER. it is my confusion and I am just in the mood to write. What do you do if you have feelings for someone but you feel something is missing? Or not neccesaarily missing but not developed. You see a lot of people in relationships and you give advice but you cant seem to get your own head clear. You dont want to mess things up but there are issues that dont get resolved. I see a lot of people on here go through this and it is very frustrating. Is it because we are on the internet? Is it true that you really cant have a relationship of the mind with out the physical being involved. Can you truly not be in Love with someone unless you can touch them? I dont really believe that. And why do people say, after a break up, that they will never do that again? Is it b
When your heart aches,
What do you do?
Do you try to find that person who made it hurt?
Or just try to stop the pain?
Do you see ho long it will last?
Or wonder if it will ever get mended?
I write this for my heart aches.
And I can't seem to stop the pain,
Are we meant to experience this kinda pain?
Or have I just gone the wrong way?
What Is It That I Am Looking For?
I am not sure whats wrong with my thinking lately....but I am starting to get really lonely for some reason. I mean life has become so routine for me I am tired. I feel like I want to do something out of the ordinary..something crazy!! I've always wanted to throw a dart at a map and go where it lands..lol Sounds like so much fun!
Anyway...somethings got to give for me, cause I feel like I am about to explode!!!...LOL
Somebody Loves Me
fubar Gift Shop sent you some Dirty Weeds
Someone has sent you an anonymous fubar gift!
"dirty fucking bitch! racist cunt lets see you go in public with your shit, no u wont cause your scared white girl u know we own your ass "
THIS JUST MADE ME LAUGH.
SOME PEOPLE ARE JUST SO PATHETIC.
IT'S SAD THAT THEY HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO WITH THEIR TIME, THAN WASTE FAKE MONEY, ON FAKE GIFTS,
THAT ARE SOMEHOW SUPPOSED TO BE OFFENSIVE.
AND SEND THEM WITH SUCH INTELLIGENT MESSAGES,
ANONYMOUSLY AT THAT.
WELL ANYWAY, JUST THOUGHT I WOULD SHARE WHAT I WOKE UP TO,
IT PUT A SMILE ON MY FACE,
PEOPLES IGNORANCE IS SO AMUSING TO ME.
Please! Spare Me!
I guess I have some friends on my list that want to talk about me to others. You know who you are...and to whom you are talking..LOL I just want to say...Pft....LOL I am a grown woman and do what I want to do. I have no boyfriend and have not had one. Any online interactions have been illusions and delusions...leave it at that. I don't want to hear about TONGUE and he doesn't want to hear about me...get it? Get over it already!
The Wiccan Rede
Bide within the Law you must, in perfect Love and perfect Trust.
Live you must and let to live, fairly take and fairly give.
For tread the Circle thrice about to keep unwelcome spirits out.
To bind the spell well every time, let the spell be said in rhyme.
Light of eye and soft of touch, speak you little, listen much.
Honor the Old Ones in deed and name,
let love and light be our guides again.
Deosil go by the waxing moon, chanting out the joyful tune.
Widdershins go when the moon doth wane,
and the werewolf howls by the dread wolfsbane.
When the Lady's moon is new, kiss the hand to Her times two.
When the moon rides at Her peak then your heart's desire seek.
Heed the North winds mighty gale, lock the door and trim the sail.
When the Wind blows from the East, expect the new and set the feast.
When the wind comes from the South, love will kiss you on the mouth.
When the wind whispers from the West, all hearts will find peace and rest.
Nine woods in the Caul
PERVS FKIN FOOK OF:@
VIRGO - The Perfectionist
Dominant in relationships. Conservative. Al ways wants the last word.
Argumentative. Worries. Very smart. Dislikes noise and chaos Eager.
Hardworking. Loyal. Beautiful. Easy to talk to. Hard to please. Harsh.
Practical and very fussy. Often shy. Pessimistic.
SCORPIO - The Intense One
Very energetic. Intelligent. Can be jealous and/or possessive.
Hardworking. Great kisser. Can become obsessive or secretive. Holds grudges.
Attractive. Determined. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative.
Romantic. Can be self-centered at times. Passionate and Emotional.
LIBRA - The Harmonizer
Nice to everyone they meet. Can't make up their mind. Have own unique
appeal. Creative, energetic, and very social. Hates to be alone.
Peaceful, generous. Very loving and beautiful. Flirtatious. Give in too
easily. Procrastinators. Very gullible.
ARIES - TheDaredevil
Energetic. Adventurous and spontaneous. Confident and enthusiastic.
Women to avoid:
She laments that all of the evils in society are perpretrated by men and that women by nature are pure, angelic beings completely incapable of doing wrong no mater what the circumstances. This woman has no problem treating a man in a way she would NEVER allow herself to be treated. Her catchphrase is easy enough to identify her by: "all men think with their penises". Just avoid her and anyone like her.
Miss Greed Incarnate
She's just after the loot -- at any cost. Miss Greed Incarnate is the gold standard in high maintainence. She expects constant adoration from all men and expects them to finance a lifestyle she's grown accustomed to, just because she's a woman. For her, the only reason men exist is for her pleasure -- for them to pay for her drinks, dinners, trips jewelery, and whatever else her evil, black heart desires, and feels absolutely no guilt or compulsion to return the favor. She's nothing more than a cleaned-up prostitute. She's greed pers
Try This Out ! Ya You!!
You scored as Lesbian, Lesbian100% Straight60% Bisexual20% Gay0% Are you Bisexual, Straight, gay/lesbian?created with QuizFarm.com can someone buy me for 1,000,000
Have You Ever
have you ever hurt so much you can't seem to cry
wanna snuggle up , and slowly die
heard that drum , beatingfast
how long can this aching pain last
have you ever , cryed so much you fall
collapse and hit yourself against a concrete wall
felt the blood dripping down
still no pain , to this new found
Welcome To Texas
JUST MOVED TO TEXAS! NOW THIS IS A STATE THAT KNOWS HOW TO LIVE! "BEAUTIFUL SUNNY DAYS AND WARM BALMY NIGHTS. WHAT A PLACE! IT IS BEAUTIFUL HERE. I'VE FINALLY FOUND MY HOME. I LOVE IT HERE.
REALLY HEATING UP. GOT TO 100 TODAY. NOT A PROBLEM. LIVE IN AN AIR CONDITIONED HOME, DRIVE AN AIR CONDITIONED CAR. WHAT A BREEZE TO MAINTAINED CAR. WHAT A PLEASEURE TO SEE THE SUN EVERYDAY LIKE THIS. I'M TURNING INTO A SUN WORSHIPPER. JUNE 30TH
HAD THE BACKYARD LANDSCAPED WITH WESTERN PLANTS TODAY. LOTS OF CACTUS AND ROCKS. WHAT A BREEZE TO MAINTAIN. NO MORE MOWING THE LAWN FOR ME. ANOTHER SCORTCHER TODAY, BUT I LOVE IT HERE.
THE TEMPERATURE HASN'T BEEN BELOW 100 ALL WEEK. HOW DO PEOPLE GET USED TO THIS KIND OF HEAT?AT LEAST, IT'S KIND OF WINDY THOUGH. BUT GETTING USED TO THE HEAT IS TAKING LONGER THAN I EXPECTED.
The Two That Got Away
He was a man who has worked at the radio station for many years.Today he was filthy rich.The man stood in front of the radio station inhaling one last drag from his expensive cuban cigar.So what if it was illegal.He was a radio god.The laws did not apply to him.He threw his cigar on the ground and a young woman in her twenties catches his eye.He waves at her and she smiles at him.A mail man stops by next to the woman and starts laughing at the man and the woman joins him.The man feels something eating through his shoe.His shoe is on fire.When he tries to look down at his feet his belly blocks his view.He remembered what one alway's did when they were on fire.The ground trembled as he dropped to the ground and rolled around.It took a janitor with a fire extinguisher to put out all the flames.An hour later a crew of medics tried to bandage the man's feet but he fought like a wild boar out of the ambulance when he found out that they supported the president and that they were Democrats.He
Take Your Breath Away
Take Your Breath Away
When Iím with you
I canít even speak
When I see you
My heart skips a beat
At least when Iím alone
I can breathe
But with every breath I take
Itís still you I see
I remember how my life was
Before there was you
Time just passed by
In a moment or two
I get more than I deserve
When Iím with you for just one day
Life isnít the breaths you take
Itís the moments
That take your breath away
If only I could get you
Out of my mind
For just a few moments
My life would be mine
But when I close my eyes
I see you before me
Even when I blink
Youíre all that I can see
I could live for 100 years
See all there is to see
But even 100 lifetimes
Would never equal what you mean to me
I get more than I deserve
When Iím with you for just one day
Life isnít the breaths you take
Itís the moments
That take your breath away
Oh and baby, you take my breath away
Come up to me, sweet and sure
Sensitive and kind
Effortless and silent, smooth, desirable
Come in to me, quietly, deliberately
Do not hesitate
Do not waver
Lips upon lips, drawing in your essence
Skin on skin, hearts beating as one, spirits rising
Craving and eager
Passionate breathing, quietly gasping
Do not waver
Do not hesitate
Well, I'll be damned. I was sure nobody was listening. And what is there to hear?
My opinions on the latest controversies are only sure to bring on a heated debate since most people aren't open-minded enough to carry on a civil dialogue with separate views, beliefs, and insights. (Insight being the most important ingredient) Ninety percent of the population is so locked into themselves; they don't see what 'IS' (or could be) beyond their own pitiful existence. They spend the bulk of their conversations squandering precious time and energy on sloppy efforts to convince others to simply agree with their own viewpoint.
The Life Of The Kool-aid Man
This is it, last week of regular classes...then finals week and then the big day, December 20th where i will receive my bachelors in Broadcasting and then its off to the real world. Wow, college went by so quick It's starting to hit me now....Graduation is little over a month away and then its the real world. No more waking up 10 minutes before class and walking out the door, no more fraternity stuff, no more having a shit tone of free time, and most of all i wont see my g/f every day (if im lucky it will be twice a month). Instead il have to get up probably an hour and a half and start my career in broadcasting and the the not so fun part, paying off student loans. After five and a half years, i'l have my bachelors...to think about it, its all surreal to me because i thought id ever get a bachelors, hell i never thought id make it in college but i did. They say that college are the best years of your life and i can honestly say that that's true...these have been some of the best
MACHITO IS THE UNDISPUTED KING OF EVERYTHING!!!! I, AS SHOULD YOU, BOW DOWN IN HIS PRESENCE!
ok i made another stupid bet..
not that my other bets have been stupid just not smart but id never take the one bet back, well maybe not to make it a bet but i enjoyed wat it was and its over now....GAME OVER....ok duh was never a game...but anyhow.........
I have 11 days left to aquire 24 more crushes and to beable to keep all 50 till the end of that day wich is sept 10th....im not gonna ask for yur crushes cuz look where that got me during the contest..yeah yeah i hated them to but i was talked into it.....
But i have until the 10th to aquire these crushes knowing she has one on me as well and might get a bur up her ass and drop her crush that day and id loose....
well if i loose i have to delete my acct from Fubar....maybe its for the best....i know its hard as hell to keep crushes so im thinkin im gonna lay this bet down walk away take my loss...besides away from here might do me some good...so heres wat im gonna do....im leaveing this in the hands of all u...u will dec
These are supposedly 35 questions that no one would EVER think to ask.
1. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was your first thought? I look like crap
2. When's the next time you will have sex? today probly
3. What's a word that rhymes with "DUCK"? suck
4. Favorite planet? Saturn
5. Who is the 4th person on your missed calls list? Jamie
6. What is your favorite ring on your phone? don't have one
7. What shirt are you wearing? pink nighty
8. What were you doing 20 minutes ago? takein a shower
9. Name the brand of shoes you're currently wearing? bare feet
10. Bright or Dark Rooms? dark
11. What do you think about the person who posted this survey? Amanda...she's me main bish! lmao
12. If you're in a room with two beds, which one do you sleep in?
the comfy one
13. What were you doing at exactly midnight last night? havein' a night cap
14. What was your last text message you received on your phone? no cell
15. How do you li
Recently we've been reading stories on the Internet involving
men who enjoy allowing their wives to fuck other men, sometimes
while being watched by these permissive husbands. Some of the
stories also depicted men who enjoy eating their wives' cunts while
they are still full of the cum deposited there by the other men who
have fucked these women. After observing how these stories seemed
to turn me on, Suzie asked me what I thought about them. I told I
enjoyed reading the stories, and that I found the idea of men
allowing their wives to "fuck around" very exciting.
"What would you think if I did something like that sometime?"
she asked coyly.
"What, fuck another man?" I asked, feeling a stirring in my
balls at just the suggestion of her ever doing something like that.
"Yes, and more than that," she mused, a distant almost far-off
look in her eyes, as though she were somewhere else.
"More? What more?" I asked, feeling the beginnings of a
Chance's Trivia Of The Day
A scientific report form the University of California found that the steam rising from a cup of coffee contains the same amounts of antioxidants as three oranges. The antioxidants are heterocyclic compounds which prevents cancer and heart disease. It's good for you!
14% of males said that they did not enjoy sex the first time while 60% of women say they did not enjoy sex their first time.
According to National Geographic, Mt. Everest grows about 4 millimeters a year: the two tectonic plates of Asia and India, which collided millions of years ago to form the Himalayas, continue to press against each other, causing the Himalyan peaks to grow slightly each year
All the moons of the Solar System are named after Greek and Roman mythology, except the moons of Uranus, which are named after Shakespearean characters.
In the original Grimm fairly tale of 'Sleeping Beauty', the Prince rapes her while she sleeps and then leaves before she wakes up. (Good thing that was rewritten!)
Shout To All My Friends, Fans, And Family, And To My Most Viewed Lady
Today I feel a bit shity... P.o. For No apperent reason expect asking my self, "Why."
Why is life... life? why is it so important?
I feel as if I'm Binded In the middle of Heaven and Hell... some sort of tug-a-war between Faith.
I feel trapped in one place right now. Everthing is just empty. I Don't know if I should Laugh or cry... My first year on my own and I'm having to deal with so much pressure. All I can do is Make Money. I hate money, but It is needed and must be made. I'm so stressed right now I do not even know What to say next. 2 hours of sleep all week can make a somebody crazy. Let me sleep. Goodnight to all of you.
A real BF's way of treating her right!!
ē Grab her neck when you kiss her, it's a real turn on.
ē Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.
ē When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go then kiss her
ē When she says she's ok dont believe it talk with her
ē Never cheat on her because 10 yrs later she'll remember you
ē Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her
ē Call her before you sleep and after you wake up
ē Treat her like a person and not something to show off for
ē Tease her and let her tease you back.
ē Stay up all night with her when she's sick.
ē Watch her favorite movie with her.
ē Give her the world.
ē Let her wear your clothes.
ē When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.
ē Let her know she's important.
ē Kiss her in the pouring rain.
ē When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Who's ass am I kicking baby?" 1.) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument wh
Live Life..love Life...?
So and incident occurred..."Hypnotic Star" and I agreed to exchange 11s w/ each other....for the record...when I say I'm going to do something, I do it and I follow through. We exchanged so we could both benefit during Happy Hour. She said she only had 82 and I only had 88, so we started rating each other....I used all of mine on her...all 88!!! She only rated w/ 42....so great, I why did She stop? In the end she says she didn't even want to and started swearing at me and shit...this sounds so 1 sided that she's the bad guy and shit, but I keep my cool, after all, there's no point to on fubar when we should all be having a good time.....some advice now for everyone...
This isn't to slander this person, only to make everyone aware that this person or anybody...when you decide exchange in 11s...do it in smaller amounts 10 11s each and keep going....and be careful of the emotionally unstable people out there.....whatever...hahahahaha....
Enjoy your 3 day weekend everybody and wish
Aches, Pains, Woes, Yay
You know what? I am not even mad. I mean I am a little bristled. I just have to take deep breaths. Why do I feel so much? The words can either eviscerate me or hug me into a cocoon safe enough for me to finally relax in. I never relax anymore... Anymore? That would imply that I have actually relaxed a day in my life. But I haven't... ever. I am always waiting. I wait to be hurt because I know it is coming and it always does. People come to me with their hands out as if to say "Look, I have no weapons. Can't you trust me?" But then the words! The words. And they hurt so much! They really do. And I seem to be the only one feeling them. Blades that I used to sink into my flesh gave me pain but it was good pain. But these words slice flesh, sever veins, bring forth a hurt that stops my breath and stills my limbs. I sit, I look, I listen to you and I feel my blood slow because it hurts that much.
But then you call, or you hold, or you kiss and I forget. Every hour
From A Dear Friend
I got this in my comments and couldn't let it disappear, so here it is
A POEM FOR MY MATE DAVE FROM THE HEART
Dave is like the sun,he's always shining bright. We have a good laugh, especially on a night. Dave is a great guy who I would not be without, If i ever need my friend dave I only have to shout. Dave is a delight in every single way, He is a great friend and one whom I wish to stay.
love your friend Mizz UK aka NUTTY xx
Thanks Nutty your a great friend as well
Be Careful Wat You Wish For..
I believe we are put on this planet to fall in love with one special person kinda like wat some call soulmates i believe you can love others in the process of finding this person but i also believe you only find this person once some times not at all .This is wat i was raised to believe and if thats true ive already found and lost my love so i guess i should stop looking semms it would be a waste of time.. any one have any suggestions for me for wat i should do now? Maybe be a born again virgin and be a nun lol i dunno..
Ok so here is the point of the story Itís about a girl and a boy (they donít have names there are just he and she). Their relationship starts in high school its very timid and shy at first but all that shyness and withdraws leads to a sexual and passionate relationship in later months.
Ok, so am not done write it yet thatís going to take some time . . . but Iíll give you a little preview.
It late and she hears him open the front door, as he makes the short dark walk to her bedroom (a walk he has made a thousand times before) she pretends to be sleeping, just hoping that she can surprise him. But itís to late, she feels his hot breath on her inner thigh. She dare not protest. She could try but she being held down with a force she has never felt him uses before, sheís getting turned on and he can tell. She tries to raise her hip to show him how badly she needs his tongue and fingers, but her attempts go unanswered. Heís teasing her, kissing her thighs and just above her mound sta
My Best Pick Up Line
Having already downed a few power drinks, she turned around, faced him, looked him straight in the eye and said, "Listen up, Buddy. I screw anybody, any time, anywhere, your place, my place, in the car, front door, back door, on the ground, standing up, sitting down, naked or with clothes on, dirty, clean . . . it doesn't matter to me. I've been doing it ever since I got out of college and I just love it."
Eyes now wide with interest, he responded, "'No kidding. I'm a lawyer, too. What firm are you with?"
Today Is The Day
And God said, "let there be light." And the prophet spoke, and the minds of the people were illuminated to the Truth of the Word of God. As the ancient prophets before, the man said, "God stands at the door of your heart and knocks. If anyone opens the door, God will come in to them and have dinner with them." The Bread of Life will dine with us, and share the knowledge of Himself with us, and allow us to share in His love, as we open the door of our hearts to Him. In this day of violence, calamities of nature, muslim extremist terrorists, sexual "freedom", and liberal agendas, the only One in whom we can trust is God Himself. We must repent (change our minds and actions toward our rebellion against God), and turn to Him with all our hearts, for the Kingdom of Heaven is at hand. During the 2009 Video Music Awards, while Taylor Swift was getting an award she rightly deserved, singer Kanye interrupted her award speech to say that Beyonce was better.
I don't know about you, but to me tha
Stupid People In My Area
Bloody pig's head found at New Durham residence
NEW DURHAM ó With blood still dripping from it, police say a pig's head was discovered Friday morning on the driveway of a residence on Valley Road.
Police are now trying to find out who's responsible for tossing the pig's head onto the driveway, where it came from and if it was meant as a message for an area police officer.
The head was located at the end of the driveway at a home near the Alton town line, according to Police Chief Shawn Bernier. The resident was heading to work when the pig head was spotted at the end of the long driveway.
A woman residing at the home wouldn't identify herself on Tuesday afternoon and would only say that she "was going to work and it was just there."
Bernier said when police arrived at the home on Friday it appeared the pig had been recently killed because blood was coming from its head.
"It looked like it may have been slaughtered in the last couple of days because there was fresh b
This past year my life has been turned upside down by getting a divorce from a man I was married to for 17 years, with for 20, he filed in Oct. I moved out with our children in Nov. by Jan. he moved out of our home and in the home of our next door neighbor (who recently moved there in August) our divorce was final in March and he married the next door neighbor in May. Who knows what tomorrow brings to you...however grim my days were then... happiness is what I was having as of late because I finally find someone who is so loving and kind, I have been happy for the first time in so many years. I got engaged on July 27th, 2007 the most amazing man whom I met online and now numerous times in person with plans of him eventually moving to be with me. Now one month later, August 27, he is rushed to the hospital,, and is in the intensive care unit with serious blood clots throughout his body and no doctors know why. I feel so helpless because he lives 16 hours from me, I know very little, on
I got a little bit of Chinese for lunch and my fortune cookie said "Adversity is the test for strong men". Tell me that isn't dead on for me. I'm not able to do the things I do because of physical gifts, its the indomitable will that my parents installed in me since birth. Today is the first day in almost a year that I will have access to a real gym. For the past few months in Philly I was down in my basement literally lifting weights that I had constructed out of plywood and cinder blocks. I can't wait.
Exercising is the ultimate proof of evolution. Old weak muscles are torn asunder by hard work to create something new, something stronger. The old way fades into oblivion as you grow stronger and tougher. Your body does not gain muscle mass, you just remember how to be something you used to be.
I remember. The mind is the one muscle that does not fade away from lack of use. I remember being a State and National place winning wrestler. I remember knocking everyone I boxe
50 most romantic things to do with your Girlfriend/Boyfriend
1. Watch the sunset together.
2. Whisper to each other.
3. Cook for each other.
4. Walk in the rain.
5. Hold hands.
6. Buy gifts for each other.
8. Find out their favorite cologne/perfume and wear it every time
9. Go for a long walk down the beach at midnight.
10. Write poetry for each other
11. Hugs are the universal medicine.
12. Say I love you, only when you mean it and make sure they know you
13. Give random gifts of flowers/candy/ poetry etc.
14. Tell her that she's the only girl you ever want. Do not lie.
15. Spend every second possible together .
Two Love birds flying
16. Look into each other's eyes.
17. Very lightly push up her chin, look into her eyes, tell her you
love her, and kiss her lightly.
18. When in public, don't flirt with each other.
19. Put love notes in their pockets when they aren'
Iif You're On My Friends List I Wanna Know...
IF YOU'RE ON MY FRIENDS LIST, I WANNA KNOW...
I want to know 30 things about you. I don't care if we never talk,
or if we already know everything about each other. You are
obviously on my list, so let me know with whom I am friends!
1.Your Middle Name:
3. Single or Taken:
4. Favorite place to hang out:
5. Favorite pet/animal:
6. Favorite Band/Artist:
7. Tattoos and/or Piercings:
8. Whats your philosophy on life?
9. Tell me one odd/intresting fact about you:
10. What is the craziest thing you've ever done?
11. Ever been arrested/ gone to jail?
12. Do you think I'm attractive?
13. If you could change anything about me, would you?
14. If you could change anything about yourself, would you?
15. What do you wear to sleep?
16. What is your favorite thing to do in the world?
17. Would you go on a date with me if i asked you?
18. If I only had one day to live, what would we do together?
19. If you could
If You On My Friends List I Wanna Know..................
Be careful who you talk to on here they only a bunch of ppl who chat then talk shit in there blogs about you when they started the convo up. If you fo real then act like it.....Dont be a ass bout things
Have fun If kisses were water, I will give u a sea. If hugs were leaves, I will give u a tree. If LIFE was a planet, I will give u a galaxy, if friendship is life I will give u mine. "worlds best friends week" send this to all ur good friends. Even me, if i am one of them. See how many u get back. If u get more than 3 u r really lovable
IF YOU'RE ON MY FRIENDS LIST, I WANNA KNOW...
I want to know 30 things about you. I don't care if we never talk,
or if we already know everything about each other. You are
obviously on my list, so let me know with whom I am friends!
1.Your Middle Name:
3. Single or Taken:
4. Favorite place to hang out:
5. Favorite pet/animal:
6. Favorite Band/Artist:
7. Tattoos and/or Piercings:
8. Whats your philos
Lyrics Of Songs That Mean Something To Me
I'm a movement by myself.
But I'm a force when we're together.
Mami I'm good all by myself.
But baby you, you make me better.
You make me better.
You make me better.
You make me better.
You make me better.
You make me better.
You make me better.
You make me better.
You make me better.
You plus me, it equals better math.
Ya boy a good look but, she my better half.
I'm already bossin', already flossin'.
But why I have the cake if it ain't got the sweet frostin'? (yep yep yep yep).
Keepin' me on my A game (what what what what).
Without havin' the same name (that that that that that).
They may flame (but but but but).
But shawty, we burn it up.
The sag in my swag, pep in my step.
Daddy do the Gucci, mami in Giuseppes.
Guess it's a G thing, whenever we swing.
I'mma need Coretta Scott, if I'm gonna be King.
First thing's first, I does what I do.
But everything I am, she's my influ.
I'm already boss, I'm already fly.
But if I'm a
1. Would you be in control?
2. Would you whisper freaky shit in my ear?
3. Would you talk dirty to me?
4. Would you kiss me with a little or a lot of tongue?
5. Would you go down on me?
6. Would you give me a hicky??
7. How many rounds would we go?
8. What would you wanna do afterwards?
9. Would you take off all ur clothes for me?
10. Would you lick and bite me all over?
12. Would you take your time if I told you to?
13. Would you fall asleep when we were done?
14. Would you want to go fast or slow?
15. Where would u wanna "do it" at?
16. Would u be loud or quiet?
17. Do you think u could make me have an orgasm?
18. Would you fuck me today?
NOW....ARE YOU GONNA REPOST THIS SO I COULD ANSWER THEM????
i am home from my wonderful trip to the uk.
it went by to fast wish i was still there
returning to reality sucks hahaha
oh well such is life
missed you all
hugs and kisses
I Will Be Gone For Awhile!
AS OF TOMORROW I MAY NOT HAVE INTERNET FOR AWHILE. I WILL MISS YOU ALL VERY MUCH! LEAVE ME LOTS OF LOVE WHILE IM GONE! I LOVE YOU ALL!
~HUGS & KISSES~
I have been working really hardcore...
I apologize for being out of the loop. Hit me up and I'll respond now, provided that the internet here in the desert is not super fucking slow!
Love ya all! Ok, so I am in Iraq serving right now. I'm basically on here just to contact people, due to the fact that it get quite lonely out here...
Goin Away Away....
I'm goin away for about a week or 2. I may be able to pop on for a little bit every now and then but it won't be alot. I have some family issues that need tending to. I'll be back on Fubar as soon as I can. Take Care, everyone and talk soon!!!
Sighn Guest Book
ok its time to clean out my friends list and i want the ones that talk ot me let me know if you want to stay and the ones that dont talk then you will be deleated and i dont care even if i bought you a vip thos will be deleated to all my true friends come and sighn my guest book a good friend helped me she is awsome thansk one night stand show her soem love to please
I having a Labor Day Party.
When: Friday, August 31
Where: My house, message for directions.
BYOB and swim suit, lake is open 24/7.
Music, Friends, Bonfire and good times.
Stuff I Am Writing
101 Things to Learn from Movies . . .
Never go upstairs when being chased.
When it gets quiet, that is a bad thing.
It is a good idea to stay in the light.
Donít ever go looking for anyone once they are gone.
Itís useless to try to defend yourself.
Even if you feel the urge to investigate, DONíT!
No matter how safe you feel, there is always something that you have missed.
If someone approaches you with information that no one would know, they are involved.
If blood is found, youíre fucked.
If body parts are found, youíre really fucked.
If a dead body is found, you are most likely next.
Even if you think you hear your friend or family member calling for help, donít try to help.
Killers have no conscience.
Intimidation will only make them madder.
If you survive, you will still eventually die, most likely by the same killer that you evaded.
If you are having visions of things that have not happened yet, just let it happen.
Avoiding something that would have killed you wil
Different Names For The Same Thing...
Well, you know how each branch of service has different names for the same thing, right? Take a helicopter, for instance. The Army calls it a chopper, the Navy calls it a helo, the Air Force calls it a bird, and the Marines call it (a Marine points up in the air and says), "Ooooooooo.....ooooooooo, oooooooooo, ooooooooooo!"
New Arrival To My Family
Hey Fubar Members I just Thought I Would Introduce You To My New Baby Cousin Danika Born April 8th 2007 Weighing 8 Pounds 15 Ounces I'm So happy To Finally Have A Sweet BabyGirl In The Family
Come join me in our new lounge you're listening to a live stream of deadly waves radio
Up Yours Mike!
Just scroll down to check my "Other Blogs" listing, or paste this URL
Blame the big Baby for having to go to all this trouble ;)
Why Must I Hurt More !
It really hurts when i learn how to love you, but you dont love me in return ..
It really hurts when the one I love, doesnt love me..
It really hurts that he helped me to believe in him...Yet doesnt believe in me ...
It really hurts when there is no more space in his heart for me ...
THE LOVE YOU CANT HAVE LASTS THE LONGEST, FEELS THE STRONGEST, AN HURTS THE MOST.
Inside Of Me
If you could see inside my soul
see inside my heart
you would know how I long for you
whenever we're apart
If you could see inside my head
if thoughts were things to see
you would know how I cherish you
how much you mean to me
In all the ways you comfort me
the way you hold me near
the way you know just what to do
to chase away my fear
The sparkle in your beautiful eyes
your smile, laugh, your touch
are just a few of many reasons
I love you oh so much
Knowing I can talk to you
about any and everything
and knowing together we will get
through whatever life may bring
Without enlarging any pictures, what pic in my default album is your favorite?
Please let me know!!!
Yanno, its really sad when some people have nothing better to do than flag non-NSFW pics as such.
As some of you may or may not have noticed I had recently uploaded a new primary pic that was a short animated pic comprised of three seperate photos, all of which had a "bondage" theme. But there was no nudity in any of the three pics. The thing was animated at such a fast speed that you really couldnt even tell what it was unless you sat and stared at it through atleast three cycles.
I suppose some would find electrical tape over the mouth and/or tied hands as offensive but uhm, last time I checked this was an adult site and I think adults should be able to choose whether or not they want to stare at my lil animated pic for a few seconds to figure it out, on their own.
In my personal oppion, everyone should be entitled to use thier own expressions of creativity. If you happen to not like something you see on my profile..use that lil thing in your right hand called a mouse,and sc
"you are a rascist peice of filth and are in violations of the terms of service of fubar for posting offensive content steps are being taken to have you removed"
(this was a profile comment another fubar member left me,,he was the one who was being prejudiced towards me by assuming I am have hate in my heart,,he is also another fool that believes Pride and Hate are the same thing)
Family! Wanna Play A Game?
Any of you ladies bi? I got TOO MANY!!! people on my friends list and NONE! talk to me! So I want you all to pick 1 person and I will delete them! HAVE FUN!
.I wish you would give me the time of day..
.I wish i knew why i wasn't right for you.
.i wish for answers you wont give..
.i pushed you away for my own fears
.wishing i hadn't made another mistake,
.My thoughts punish me
.i lose control,
.I wish i could disappear and make these memories fade,
.The memories of words that i thought were real,
& made me feel.
.Now i'm numb again and lay here in tears
.Confused and confronted with my own disray,
.I wish i could make you laugh ,and see you smile everyday..
.To take your pain away ,as you would mine,
.To see you at your best,and love you at your worst.
.I will fade ,you will wonder...Find new life and i will ponder.
I truly believe the heart can feel what the eyes can't see or the hands can't touch.
Since in the previous blog I asked you all to tell me your sexual preferances and fetishes, I thought it fair to share mine.
I prefer women older then me. I like the ones with big boobs, but that is not a requirement.
As for fetishes, I am totally into the whole anal thing. And I also like the whole bondage/domination thing, with me being the dominate one.
That's about it... I wanna know what your sexual preferances are. What your fetishes are. Send me a message and tell me, if you aren't to scared...
You scored as Anal Sex, Damn you lubricated vagina, damn you to hell! Butt seriously you like to try a "hole" ASSortment of things in bed. Anal Sex100% Oral Sex89% Orgy89% Phone Sex72% Cyber Sex72% Gay Sex50% Normal Sex17% What kind of SEX do you love? (pics)created with QuizFarm.com
My Thought's, Feeling's & Opinions On Internet Relationships.
It is total Bullshit!
1st if ur married or have a significant other it is sad you are even online looking for others. Obviously your relationship sucks sooo bad you have to find thrills outside the relationship. Get out of it & move on, it is pathetic to be with someone u r unhappy with.
To those that think ur going to find the love of your life in a virtual world....U don't know the person behind the keyboard, u most likely have never seen them face to face, felt their touch, or looked into their eyes. It's bullshit to say you love a fantasy and face it ppl. that is exactly what it is. Find someone that is real you deserve it.
DO NOT give ur number to someone on here regardless of how long u have been talking to them, the reward you get is phone calls every hour from them leaving voicemails of how much they love u, and u hurt them because you do not partake in their little fantasy. It is sooo freak'en annoying.
Your Friend Lynne Stay away from my page, stop making new ac
Im bored at the momment so im just writing jibberish, hopein a lo or lette will read this and msg me sayin whats up lol anyways
pc crashed.............be back asap!! love y'all!! well, ok, some of ya!! hahaha
c ya soon!!
How I Will Deal With Morphs!!!
Thank you for your interest in my morphs as stated in the post before please let me know you want one. Sign my guest book check to make sure your my fan. comment and rate the albums I asked you to.
And if you don't mind please leave me a Snapvine message it is totally free and if you don't have one you should get one for your page it is so simple to set up. To leave me a message just click on record by phone dial the number and put in the temporary code that they give you.
Thanks for taking the time to do this I will reward you guys.
PS I love you all.....
I have not done many morphs still pretty new to the programs. I am glad that you guys like them so much.
I have done morphs for some people in my family list already. I hold these people in my highest regards. I am meeting new people each day and all are asking for morphs. I would love to do them for everyone but I am only one person so it will take some time. I don't like rushing myself.
I believe that if I am
Am I Stupid For Holding On To Her
Love of my life
Well I donít know where I come from or do I care but I know I have two loving parents.
I had a decent life, just didnít know what I wanted until I met this woman and she was the best thing in my life. I guess I was dumb when we first talk
To start with, I was married but I was trying to take care of it myself but I didnít tell her about it. When she back me in the corner, I told her about that and all my skeletons. Then a month later I had friend and an ex-wife send me some dirty pictures that I had no knowledge of. So I told her that I wasnít going to get on the computer after that. Then I started a yahoo and my space account to see picture of my son that I never seen before from the last marriage. That made her mad. So I close all of them too. So for 10 to 12 months, I didnít do anything wrong, far as I know of, and try do to what she wanted. I was happy and I thought she was too. I really tried to do the right thing and one day I lied about what time I got
Please Read My Profile..
first and formost im not talking to all of you but those of you know who you are... is people races these days cause since i put up my profile of not single and put new pixs of my man in there it seems like none wants to come to my page anymore and thats cool im not being a bitch but im speaking my mind.. i do my best to keep up with all of you and i get noing in return lol.. this is just a site i know but it also feels like to much justice goes down and eople tend to judge.. for those of you that are black is great just like anyother color and we are not put on this earth to judge so please quite all the crap as im not for it.. to my real true friends tks for still coming by and catching up with me much love to you... i will be deleting alot of people on my page in the next couple days cause i feel ur on here for just points and see whos pants u can get in lol.. tks...... honielynn for some of you that dont read prof
Link To Contest Photo
Hey all here is a link to my photo that I entered in Treehugger's contest just for shits and giggles. Hit it up and rate/comment on it if ya want! Both rates and comments count. Thank ya!!!!
I have a question!
How many believe that the Taliban are the ones who attacked us?
Here are some answers to some questions you may have concerning my MUM!
Aftermath: Unanswered questions from 9/11, shown April 21, 2003 at the Herbst Theatre, San Francisco, sponsored by www.deceptiondollar.com
Much to the surprise of the eventís sponsors, the 928-seat Herbst Theatre in San Francisco was full, with standing room only, at the showing of the film Aftermath: Unanswered Questions from 9/11.
This film is a documentary questioning the official version of the events of September 11, 2001 that has been promulgated by the Bush administration through its willing mouthpieces, the corporate media. It was produced by Guerilla News Network (GNN), a group founded by Steve Marshall and Josh Shore, who first collaborated at MTV to bring more relevant content to television.
The documentary asks 11 questions that have gone unasked by not only the media, but also by Congressóquestions that rem
Extras For Members
This lady below is willing to make ids for our family member but you need to rate add and fan her plus give her some rates on her photos and stash and she will make you a id for our clan please shoutbox her and let her know who you are and Please be patient for she is not a member of our clan and may be very busy with other tags for other people if you are interested her link is below just click it and make a friend hope every one is having a good week !!!
~ღღMrsღღ~ ->> ღღ ē*♥ aka Debbie ♥.ē* ღღ@ fubar
After she makes it please rate and comment and rip the tag please she works real hard on these tags and should get rewarded !!
Now, the loose light,
like tears, drips
down the shutters
to the sheets and to
your hair like a skein of silken yarn
fallen there (where I have left it,
and the memory of glory hallelujahs,
to sit and watch
your breast rise and fall
to the rhythm of ghosts).
look into my eyes
welled-over with good-bye -
I am not going, ever -
I am ever-gone.
Now, the brittle day
has broken into this room,
once held among our enfolded limbs -
we may never find last night again,
gone away with this dawn.
I will kiss
as I pull away, away.
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so here i am, another computer profile exsisting in hopes to have some sort of geniune experience where so many things aren't--welcome. barstool loyality keeps me glued! you had me then you have me now. and while ten cents is hardly the total of the toll this has taken on me, i can't afford to break myself again. it's an empty pocket feeling that has me writing out this as if it's a balance I can keep, but i can't. and as much as I wish I could be accountable, I know how easily i branch out so i withdraw.
I find myself single once again. Even thought she was married, I still loved her, but I felt it was time to move on. Not sure where Iím going because I know sure as hell nobody wants me. Not that I care anymore. When you have been tossed aside as much as I have you get use to it. No matter what they tell me itís always to the same! I was there to fill the void until something better comes along and then like yesterdays newspaper Iím discarded, without any regards for my feelings. I know this break up was my doing, but I got tired of playing second best and being lied to time and time again. You know the ones ďI Love you and want to be with you I just need a little more time!Ē You would think that after five years she wouldnít need anymore time! The sad part is I know if she offered Iíd sleep with her, I am such a slutÖ.hehehe, havenít had any complaints yet. Someday I hope to find someone to love me for me. My grandfather once told me ďyou like someone for who they are, but you love th
Communication Is The Key
The key to a good relationship is good communication.You must trust your partner enough to tell them anything (with in reason of course)with out worrying about being judged. Tell you're partner what you feel and think. be straight with them. dont sweat the small shit and remember its all small shit. if you have a problem with with something your partner is doing you need to calmly speak your mind. Its good to gather your thoughts before you discuss your issue but disscuss it while its still fresh in both of your minds. Try not to wait several days later.
One Thousand Names
In the next moment
undone by velvet and the silent miracle of your lips
I will call out one thousand names for love, for God,
sunrises the color of each single note of this scale.
It is starlight formed in the sigh arisen between us.
Oh, you have captured me with your unbroken gaze
into the darkness of my former solitude -
I am surrendering to this molecule we form.
We have come together, now,
all things raveled into soft cloth and milkweed
as the morning slips into the garden
and the swallows come to dance.
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Rough Sex Facts
Giving head...massages the jaw...while burning 32 calories.
Swallowing foreign body juices is actually like taking vitamins and it whitens your teeth
The American Dental Association says that semen cuts plaque better than mouthwash, so suck a dick and save a smile.
Having nice sex burns 358 calories.
Having rough sex [make it hurt] burns 543 calories.
Take off her clothes
with her consent.........................12 cal
Take off her Bra
With two hands..........................8 cal
With one hand.........................12 cal
With mouth.............................85 cal
Put on Protection
hard .......................... 6 cal
Looking for target...................8 cal
Finding G spot ......................92 cal
I don't F***ing care.....................0 cal
Holding her..................12 cal
On the floor.................8 cal
With Different Position
What I Just Spent Last Hour Watching
yeah some of ya may giggle or think i am a pansy ,,buty how it happened was i Had TV on while cooking and Dr Phill came on and hear what the show was about ,, ,,The woulds Only and first Triplets that are Both Deaf and Blind ,,well listening to the Mothers introiduction of how came about from a previous marriage and Medical Experts feel was a result of medications taken during her pregancy and her Now Husbasbans story i had at times misty eyes ir a tear run down my checks what that couple are enduring and have got to endure for there rest of lives they need so much praise and help ,,, if any one reading this knows about this family I ask ya to look into get the DVD that has been made to help raise funds for on going help to this Much deserved family Both George the (Step) father and Liz need commendation for sticking through the hard ships they have faced already and what they wilk lin no doubt face in the years to come
Below is the link i searched to
You pull me close to you so i can wrap you in my arms, its your favarite place to be.....in my arms.
you whisper softly with the sweetest voice to tell me that you love me with all your heart and that you would give the world to be with me and you look up into my eyes and slowly lean in for a kiss so sweet it could shake the very foundation heaven was built on........
thats when i woke from this dream a dream that
was paradise in its finest.........as i open my eyes all i can hear is my own breath with you nowhere to be found and i suddenly feel so simple....moments ago i was a god, for a women such as you loved me, only i god could of felt so good.
as i realize i was mistaken and played for a fool by my own mind i begin to cry out loud to my god,
I scream to take this pain away from me, am i nothing to him.......does he not listen, if you shall not return my angel to me, shall you at least free me of the memories i have from a time of bliss and absolute effortless
Thanks to everyone who helped me tonight, I am tryin to get to all of you to return the love, but there were alot of you, so its takin me a little time... plus I'm running out of rates real fast, so some peeps may have to wait til tomorrow...doesn't mean I wont get to you, cause I will. Come On guys Rubia needs just 2700 more to reach fu-king (Queen) fan, rate, add, show some luv...
Go ahead and catch DREAMCATCHER up because Im ahead and I got some others helping me out so bomb her like crazy!!
OK FOR THOSE WHO IVE HELPED LEVEL OR BOMB HERE IS THE TIME I NEED SOME HELP HERE IS THA LINK TO MY PIC BLOW IT UP!!!
I hate that I get jealous when I know I shouldn't be. I hate that I blew up on him. I hate that I made myself look like a jealous fool in front of the girl. I hate that he considers me his best friend. I really hate that I met him now. I hate that I can't tell him the truth. I hate that I took three energy pills and can't stop shaking. I hate that I now have nothing to do to get rid of the energy. I hate the way I feel right now. I hate that I'm really beginning to dislike guys. I hate that I'm acting like girl.
I hate that I'm so stupid.
Who Is This Person?
Ok, I don't mind a female stalking me, whether that is the case or not but everytime I go to my chatbox, I find this woman, her first name is April and her home page is email@example.com, so if your reading this, let me know what your FUBAR ID is and if you want to talk to me, let me know because then I can go to my chatbox and we can chat there, please? I never thought for five minutes that I'd have a stalker and I don't mind it as long as I don't get death threats or some crap like that because if that is the case as to what is going on, I PROMISE YOU, I WILL BLOCK YOU! Because simply if I get threatened at all, that's what'll happen, I won't tolerate that crap no way and no how. I also would appreciate knowing your FUBAR ID even if I do know your first name here, April, so leave me a comment on my profile or e-mail me, I don't care or use the shoutbox, ok? Thanks
drunken, falling into her,
stumbling together -
I remember feeling unwound inside her,
as if finally let loose from primal need
and into something greater;
as though all moments circled that single mote of time;
her skin, her hair, her eyes, lips, hands
mixed with mine in the sticky summer air
like the familiar sound of distant voices and laughter
across the lake, the clink of bottles, a speedboat.
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She Who Opened Me
(yet to happen)
Never before has anyone found,
The love i feel when your around... If you were mine to always hold
If all my things were stolen and sold
It would be as if all was gold
If you were mine to always hold Love lies deep within me
untouched and rarely sought
hardly finding anyone who can truly see
these fights have been fought
all losing bouts
yet to my morals i remain devout
to always try and be
everything someone may need
why can no one see
this love that lives deep within me
Tomorrow In Rain
let us walk in rain,
caressed by cool breezes,
hands clasped -
and let us turn together,
gather moments mystical,
and silently collide.
Oh, I am made man
by you and trembling touches
as the rataplan of this storm
builds outside and in us -
we are waiting, now
unsated, for the soughing
of two bodies meant to be
let us walk in rain,
unworried by the wetness,
warmed by unspoken oaths
as reflections on the shiny sidewalk.
Our love is constant,
made to colors
beneath grey clouds
to look down upon us,
jealous of the lightning
we two make.
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I Stopped Touching The Butt
wat up..i finally bit the cravings and stopped touching the butt..cigarette butts...its been 4 days..of will power...i hope i feel beeter at the end of the road...u know its hard when their in ur face and all u can think of is ...how bad i dont need it..im trying to get as close to the day before i ever touched a cig or a drug or alcohol...i want all my freedom and soon i will have it..my body doesnt like the fact that i quit pills...alcohol..pot...cigarettes...but hey i would like to live as long as i can i dont need my health to b in jeopardy anymore...much love to all u that read this....wish me luck...ttyl
With one movement, now,
she shifts, soft shallow breaths
breaking across my neck -
my lover, awakened,
arisen to me,
and surely, slowly, sweetly
(over down in) -
I am taken to the moment.
lips drifting together
and the undulation of our bodies
seeking the same sure rhythm -
we are two, then one,
then vapor rising from
the altar of our unbounded love,
mists of manic motion
adrift on this sea of perfect love,
lost, forever found.
We are crying out, now,
calling to the walls,
the ceiling, to each other:
please, please, please."
Outside, two birds take flight.
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HAPPY HOUR IS IN A FEW MINUTES IF YOU CAN HELP HIM LEVEL..THANKS FOR EVERYONES HELP TODAY LEVELING..SORRY I WAS MISSING..JUST NOT FEELING WELL.. ALSO I POSTED AS A BULLETIN A SMALL LEVEL UP FOR 700 POINT IF YOU WANNA HELP HIM TOO
xcon2582 Member of Club F.A.R.@ fubar
Yes, I am wonderfully fond
of women dressed in undresses,
stockings bunched around ankles
and legs tossed high high
high into the glorious sky,
skating on the glassed-over
eyes of my moment of
Yes, I am slave to the slathering
flesh, shaved nicely and neatly
and rising like a skinballoon,
belly above me and
breasts breaking over the sides,
wide smile smoldering -
yes, she is flush, feathered,
frothing, unfolded, unfettered
yes, to the ceiling, the floor,
the walls, the windows, the door -
this cage can't contain us
as everything rattles,
now rumbles -
she screams, I am screaming
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HELP SHOW SOME LOVE FOR MY FRIEND MELISSA CODEBLUE767 SHES A BAD ASS GIRL AND I LOVER HER TO DEATH SO I WANNA HELP HER OUT AND GET SOME LOVE GOIN ON ITS FOR A CONTEST AND I WOULD LOVE TO SEE HER WIN!!! FOLLOW THE LINK BELOW
http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=391094&i=3588451067# YOU'RE ON MY FRIENDS LIST, I WANNA KNOW YOU...I want to know 36 things about you. I don't care if we never talk, never liked each other, or if we already know everything about each other. Short and sweet is fine...You're on my list, so I wanna know you better!
Send your answers to me only... And I will reply with my answers for you!!!
1.)Q. Can you cook?
2.)Q. What was your dream growing up?
3.)Q. What talent do you wish you had?
4.)Q. If I bought you a drink what would it be?
5.)Q. Favorite vegetable?
6.)Q. What was the last book you read?
7.)Q. What zodiac sign are you ?
8.)Q. Any Tatto
Show Some Luv Fubar Friends
hey, how are you doin??
One of the people on my friends list posted this bulletin... I dont want to post it in my bulletin, but here it is for you...
"i'm not RACIST but its true." well Berkey is a racist and is always TRU!!
If this Offends you, then its because you don't know me very well and know that there is a point to this. Also if you have a high self esteem and know this isnt you no matter what race you are, you will agree with me. Lets see how much hate mail I get for this.
you call me:
and you think it's OK.
But when I call you:
you call me a racist.
-You have the United Negro College Fund.
-You have Martin Luther King Day.
-You have Black History Month.
I wish I had enough balls to tell guys what I really think about them..and have them actually care.
just wanted to say thanks to mike, dirt, and brittney for a wonderful fucking time at ozzfest! hope we get together again next year. lots of love
Mary's Peak Trip
Man what a nite I had last nite.
Ever try navigating 2 1/2 mi of mtn trial while high on shrooms, Guiness
and something I smoked called 'Train Wreck"?
And this was @ 1am
Made it back to camp without any new scars this time, lol
As soon as the pics are editted I'll share em.
Got some cool videos of the sunset and moonrise.
I usually don't like to post social commentaries and what not but today I will make an exception. No matter what you believe, today 6 years ago America lost a lot of innocent lives and a series of horrific scenes followed. I remember where I was that day, and how badly I wanted to leave my job and be alone.
Now, I challenge you today. Today, like many others in this nation we remember the horror, but let us not forget the heroic human spirit. Lets celebrate the lives of those lost and those that helped strangers that day with self sacrifice.
Here is what I mean:
"NEW YORK - On Sept. 11, Kaitlin Ulrich will bring goody baskets to the police and fire departments in and around Philadelphia. 100 volunteers from New York √Ę¬¬ 9/11 firefighters and family members among them √Ę¬¬ are going to Groesbeck, Texas, to rebuild a house destroyed by a tornado last December.
This is a minute sampling of the hundreds of thousands of people who have pledged to memorial
My Feeling's About People I Know
Happy New Year everyone !!! Well here it is Jan 2, 2008...new year mean's new beginning's and new start's of good to come. New beginning's well this year my daughter will start school, this year i will be getting my divorce no matter how i do it will be done and this year will be starting off with a new body so to speak, i have lost weight, some of it due to illness and some due to working out and eating better and different, for all this i am happy and with all that being new i have a new outlook (ok, i have been doing that and being happier for about 7 or 8 month's but since it's a new year it's a new attitude)
Now with new start's well once i get my divorce i will have a new type of freedom, freedom of being able to move on with my life both physically and emotionally. I can get re-married and not only will my name be changed to the one i commit my life to but also moving on with the love of my "new" family. I also have made a new start with someone who i will admit love more the
And Another Thing That Makes My Blood Boil
SFGATEDebra SaundersHE STATE Senate already has voted 25 to 14 to create a special exemption in state law that would reduce the mandatory 30-day impoundment of cars driven by unlicensed drivers, so that offenders who have never had a valid license can get their cars back after 24 hours. Right now, when officers impound the cars of unlicensed drivers, the mandatory term is 30 days. A new law would keep the 30 days for drivers whose bad driving led to the forfeiture or suspension of their license ó may the courts add whatever punishment they so choose ó but create a loophole to give unlicensed illegal immigrants their cars back overnight.
Expect the California Assembly to approve SB626 as early as today.
Break federal immigration law, then break California law by driving without a license, and Sacramento wants you to get your car back the next day so that you can continue driving without a license ó and probably without insurance, because you need a license to qualify for it. Itís
Another Bad Day
Well... So in other blog entries I have discussed a few misfortunes that have been happening with me. To continue with them, I recently had my birthday on the 3rd of November, woohoo, right? WRONG! I get a call from my doctor wanting to discuss the results of the biopsy that was taken. Normally, if you do not call back to ask what was found, they dont call you. This was different because they called til they reached me. Great I am thinking. Sure enough, the lady tells me that I am not in the woods right now, but I have to come back in for check ups often since the cells they have found are precancerous. More news still to come.... She continues saying that its almost a promise that I will get it, they just dont know how soon and want to see how fast this is growing. How nice I think. So do I tell my family or just let it go and pretend nothing is wrong at all, after all.. there are people in worse shape than I am in and I do not have cancer yet. So just another bad day with many after
Fly The Flag 9/11
Please join us in this FLY THE FLAG campaign and PLEASE forward this
email immediately to everyone in your address book asking them to also
forward it. We have a little less than one week and counting to get
the word out all across this great land and into every community in
the United States of America. If you forward this email to least 11
people and each of those people do the same...you get the idea.
THE PROGRAM IS THIS:
On Tuesday, September 11th, 2007, an American flag should be displayed
outside every home, apartment, office, and store in the United States.
Every individual should make it their duty to display an American flag
on this anniversary of our country's worst tragedy. We do this
in honor of those who lost their lives on 9/11, their families,
friends and loved ones who continue to endure the pain, and those who
today are fighting at home and abroad to preserve our cherished
In the days, weeks and months following 9/11, our country was bath
You are a cowardly man,
Who hides in the shadows of fear.
You stand up for no one; not even me.
Why do I love a man who doesn't defend my honor or misguided feelings.
Living in a state of anger an hurt.
Why must you linger on the sidelines.
Cheering for the otherside an not defending your queen.
I hopelessly forgive for one day you could realize.
Who is leading the truth and who is trailing in the lies.
I've given you love, and defended my saint.
Why must I beg for the same grace.
Some Knight in Shining Armor who turns out to be a unmasked cowardly lion.
Who hides in the corner hoping to go unnoticed.
While time wastes by and I grow hunger.
Hey guys I my buddy is trying to win one of those contest. Please comment on his pic here is the link.
Dont Wait Act Before Its To Late
He sits alone thinking, thinking how things could have been if he just went to her - help her - told her he cared that he loved her and held her when she was upset & cold - sick if he called to say hi or showed her off to the world, but he doesn't try to fix what he did - he does nothing. He hears the phone ringing - but dosen't move an inch, He closes his eyes wondering if its her but cant move wonders if she even loves him wonders why she would put him through the pain of running away after a fight - why she would say such hurtful words to him after he loves her so much and tries to be the man she needs....
"She sits alone hoping for a reason, wondering why she lives wondering why she should care, why she loves him still, why he didn't come after her, after she ran away from him, she said she would end her life, she calls to say she did it, its all over that she loves him and will till she dies she is sorry for all the hurtful things she said and pain she put him through...
I am so hungry that my stomache is growling but I can not seem to get off this computer. I know a little wierd but that is how it is. anyways I will stop this bable and continue to rate and add friends love you all chow Living life is easy when you have a great family and a bunch of rowdy friends. I live my life to the fullest and hope to have a wild ride. Live life there ain't no tommorow. Talk to you all soon......
i told her she was cute.
She said "youíre cute. For a girl.
look, i like you a lot, but i like to give head."
i lay down on my bed, i said "try me."
She said "no, itís dick iím after, darlin," and She
headed for the door.
i said "if itís dick youíre after, darlin, try my
top dresser drawer."
"but Iíve got small hands," i said,
"they never go limp when i fuck
i got girl parts myself, so i know whereís good to suck".
She paused. i moved closer.
She said "iím not sure I buy it."
But her nipples perked, her pelvis jerked, She said
"i guess iíll try it."
She stopped, dropped, rolled, paused, turned.
and that night i learned
that skin is where this revolution gonna begin,
touching one woman at a time, showing thereís no crime
in feeling this good
God would be a dyke if She could find someone to hold her,
instead of holding her up as the dark image
in the church of my bedroom she stopped, dropped, rolled, paused, turned, spread, said
"Yeah, darlin", i said "a
If Your Blast Is Rejected
The Shadow of Low, Low Prices
Almost every dollar spent super-shopping immediately leaves town for corporate headquarters out-of-state, never to re-circulate again in the local economy. Life blood lost.
Wal-Mart is so powerful, it usually gets its way through sheer economic force. It can under-price local businesses because it coerces suppliers to cut their costs in order to get the contract with them. As a result, manufacturing jobs fly to places like China, where girls and young women in sweatshops slave under horrific conditions for next to nothing, so Americans can buy cheap clothing & widgets 10,000 miles away. What a deal! The local hardware store, bookstore, sporting goods store, bakery, electronics store, music shop, toy store, food marketóall closed through lack of local support because Americans chase those guaranteed lower prices. The local factoryóyou know, the one that used to manufacture widgets, that used to employ 100 local people at family wages with benefits; the
Down Rater Alert!!!!! Lol
I would love for u all to stop by this young beautiful lady and give her a warm 1 welcome....
yes i said a 1 lol she dont rate no higher then 1's.... so lets plz welcome her.... although i slipped and gave her an 11....
I loved a man
Who did not love me
I love a man
Who loves me
But does not want me
I love a man as a friend
Who loves me romanticaly
I love a man as a father
Who loves me as a daughter
I am flowing with love
With no one to give it to
My Crushes :)
If you gotta crush on me, you should just TELL me, so we can, you know, get the ball rollin'!
I just hate mystery!
We walk into a room
Hand in hand we are
But then my eye is turned
Across the room not far
I then pull focus to see
A familiar face in the crowd
"Oh my goodness she is here"
I make sure the thoughts arent loud
You are there alone
Sitting reading a menu
"Why cant I be there,
With her in this venue?"
I try not to stare too much
And let her know you're around
I glance around the room
Only to turn back to what I've found
It's like I am comparing
The differences in each of you
I start to honestly question
If what I feel for her is true
Wrong as it may seem
My heart skips when you're near
I want so bad to yell your name
And beg of you to come here
Is it possible to say hello
With her sitting close to me
Will she see what I feel
Or can I hide it willfully
I can't take this anymore
Your beauty is just too bright
I want to stand up and leave
And be with you tonight
But here I sit as you leave
My words go unspoken in the end
I can't wait till she'
WTF is with this site, it's an "adult site" yet we have all this shit going on around us, personally, I don't care who uses what to get where, it's a free site FFS, WHO CARES! I come across the most ridiculous bulletin yet, and I'm not saying names, so I'll leave it at that, but it's someone sticking their nose into someone else's drama, worrying about things they need not worry about, then having the nerve to do some kinda fu-call out to someone else, trying to call out every bad move someone has made, I mean really....I've said it before and it'll probably come up again, go the hell up! Do you think you're really making an impact on that persons life? Because you're not. Another thing, before moving on, and this probably sickens me the most, is the people that go along with this ranting of a woman going through PMS and making these slanderous accusations about someone else, they stick behind her and back her up, repost her bulletin, and then say don't attack me for posting this, I'm
Heres this bitch that was hitting on my well now ex- Fiance. and she would hit on him just to piss me off so i'm gonna bitch about it. she would post shit like he does'nt need my drama.. etc. she was talking shit on his page knowing that i would look. and i find it kinda funny that she does'nt have enough guts to post it on my page. instead the bitch blocks me.. Just makes me laugh and i felt like telling you all about it. so.. whatcha think? make a new pro and get even or.. what? because this has me angered and then today i found the insides of my wallet in my mailbox because someone stole my wallet. atleast i got my cards and stuff back but i did'nt get my 24 dollar wallet or my fucking 124 dollars back!. Omg what a day i'm having then when i got to work i got bitched at for having messed up a order. then while i was at home my parents took away my phone during the day i get it at night. yes i'm 21 and my parents still take my cell away. ugh. then my daughter was flippin out. and i'v
My First Grandchild
imikimi - Customize Your World
SHE WAS BORN ON OCTOBER 22, 2007 @ 8:24AM
imikimi - Customize Your World
For A Dead Kitten
put the rubber mouse away
pick the spools up from the floor
what was velvet-shod and grey
dont wanna play with them no more
what was warm is strangly cold
whence dissolved that little breath
how could something so small hold
so immence a thing as death
i'll stand in your line
when you've got
for you n me
maybe i'll stay
truth and respect
precious as gold
left me all
no scenic ride
hear me clear
dont be afraid
of a love
to the grave
believe what you will
i wait in line
with endless sorrow
legend or liar
remains to be seen
tore open my heart
devoured it clean
gazing in your eyes
i feel what's you
shiny bright and so warm
i get lost there
words that you've spoken
i've always believed
just lately i wish
you'd say what ya mean
i'm here for you
if you want me.
if you dont
alone i shiver back to
left this place before
but betrayal deceit and
bring me back and keep me
i'm torn and crying for you
are you the killer
are you the savior?
I can't give solutions to all of life's problems, doubts,
or fears. But I can listen to you, and together we will
search for answers.
I can't change your past with all it's heartache and pain,
nor the future with its untold stories.
But I can be there now when you need me to care.
I can't keep your feet from stumbling.
I can only offer my hand that you may grasp it and not fall.
Your joys, triumphs, successes, and happiness are not mine;
Yet I can share in your laughter.
Your decisions in life are not mine to make, nor to judge;
I can only support you, encourage you,
and help you when you ask.
I can't prevent you from falling away from friendship,
from your values, from me.
I can only pray for you, talk to you and wait for you.
I can't give you boundaries which I have determined for you,
But I can give you the room to change, room to grow,
room to be yourself.
I can't keep your heart from breaking and hurting,
But I can cry with you a
35,000 Comments For Happy Hour..please Help!!
To all my friends and the comments bombers...............
My friend entered this contest and she want 35,000 to win her happy hour can you please help her to win this contest please :P:P:P
I'm sure you're not going to let me down,if each one of you will give 1 rate and 20 to 30 comment she will be ok and all the love will be returned :):):)
have a marvelous upcoming weekend
hugs and kisses
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My 1st Fubar Contest....
Here's the link, stop by and bomb me plz! it's my first fubar contest ever!!!!
Thanks to all! Hugs and Kisses,
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HAVE A GREAT DAY/NIGHT
So I am sitting here, looking at my calander and its Aug 30th. Sept 1st begins goose hunting season and I am planning on being out there fairly early. I realize I have 1 month before archery deer hunting season opens up here in Rhode Island. Woohooo!!! For those of you who do not hunt or think its wrong stop reading here. If your continuing on you are either curious about hunting or have hunted in the past. The anticipation is killing me. For some getting up at 4am to walk out into pitch black woods would be a major turn off. Well for me its a feeling of joy, freedom, relaxation. Oh sure I have to be at the top of my game, my every sense needs to be focused on the sounds and sights around me. But I cant think of a better place to be then either sitting at a base of a tree or 15ft up in my stand. The sounds of early morning birds chirping, leaves russelling in a light breeze brings such a peaceful feeling over me. Any worries I have had are gone. When the sun finally rise and it brings
Several months ago, I had the pleasure and honor of becomeing friends with two wonderful ladies here on Fubar ( Lost Cherry back then). Pam and Trudy.
Since then our friendships have grown and as a couple we have became friends with them and their spouses. Pam lives pretty far away from us but Trudy and Chris live only about 6 hours.
This weekend they are driving down to spend the weekend here. I am so excited, I cant wait to meet them in person, we are already so close it will just be awesome.
I will post a blog afterwards to tell you guys all about all the fun we had.
If you get a chance stop by their page and say hi. They are a wonderful couple and just all around nice folks
ღ Chris & Trudy ღ@ fubar
I Am Big
I am a very big woman. I know that people say that just because I talk about it that I don't love my self or something because I am fat. So not true. I love being fat and I can call my self fat also. People say you are not fat you are just big boned or something like that people just do not like the word fat unless they are fat them selfs. I know I am fat and I love it. I am a BBW and I am with a man that loves BBW's. I talk to people on a site just for fat people. For all of the women out there that are fat. I am not going to tell you to love your self and all that crap that other people say to you to try to make you fell better. I am just going to tell you to be FAT. Because 85% of people in the world are FAT. Being fat in this world is not wrong anymore.
Everyone that calls you fat in a bad way either does not understand fat people or just wants to be fat and have the love for them selfs that we have for are selfs.
Ah What To Do?
OK so i have a date tonite well rele it isnt a date its the first time i met the guy and he wants to get a room...so confused on if i should or not...i guess we will see what happens when it comes to it tonite... ok so have you ever been the person to always be the friend.Well i have been the friend forever and im sick of it always doing cupids dirty work by fixing everyone up but that gives me no time to look...i have never been in a real relationship...and i dont know what its like...should'nt cupid have a someone at the end of the story...
Compliments Of Friends
Dragon Spirit Country
As the morning sun
Shines over the land
Radiating the warm
Colors over the horizon
The birds rustling their feathers
As they awaken
To feed their young and to
Sing their songs
The sights, sounds, and smells
Awaken me to my senses
I open my eyes and
Stretch to my full length
As I stand up
My eyes look at my surroundings
Searching for that
First scene of life
I see the rolling hills beyond
Full of color and lumptious flowers
As the bees swarm around them
Taking pollen as needed
I see the sparkling lake
With the fish swimming about
Going back and forth
I see the green plains
That stretch beyond my eyes
Little creatures buzzing about
Going on with their business
My eyes wander upwards
To the bluest sky ever
Feeling the rays of the sun
I close my eyes for a minute
Absorbing all the nature around me
My mind races
My heart soars
My blood boils
I hear a familar howl
In the distance
The running of paws
We Welcome New Members
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You have an awesome imagination, and often put it to use for sexual purposes. You are very romantic and donít hook-up with random people very often.
Because sex to you is about showing your love, you are incredibly romantic in bed, and very giving. You tend be in a serious relationship more often then not.
Sex matches: Taurus, Cancer, Scorpio
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Friends Forgot To Fan
I havent been online has much as usual I answered 25 friend request last night most I forgot to Fan.. sorry :( if I did please send me private message Ill come back to your page ...
I rated photos, added you, rated profile, bought you a drink but forgot fan please forgive me...
Thanks have greta thirsty Thursday
DORO in Seattle!!! Check out this event: POWERBOX FESTIVAL
Body: Hosted By: Chewy Lyons
When: Friday Aug 31, 2007
at 6:00 PM
Where: Whitehorse mountain
42501 SR 530
Darrington, WA 98241
just to let you all know....... MY DSL IS A PIECE OF SHIT!!!!!!! it goes out without warning!! That's why I have not been on much in the past 2 weeks.... should be fixed today!!
Honor Poem For Our Troops..
I watched the flag pass by one day,
It fluttered in the breeze.
A young Marine saluted it,
And then he stood at ease.
I looked at him in uniform
So young, so tall, so proud,
With hair cut square and eyes alert
He'd stand out in any crowd.
I thought how many men like him
Had fallen through the years.
How many died on foreign soil
How many mothers' tears?
How many pilots' planes shot down?
How many died at sea
How many foxholes were soldiers' graves?
No, freedom isn't free.
I heard the sound of Taps one night,
When everything was still,
I listened to the bugler play
And felt a sudden chill.
I wondered just how many times
That Taps had meant "Amen,"
When a flag had draped a coffin.
Of a brother or a friend.
I thought of all the children,
Of the mothers and the wives,
Of fathers, sons and husbands
With interrupted lives.
I thought about a graveyard
At the bottom of the sea
Of unmarked graves in Arlington.
When we last discussed ACORN they were engaging in criminal breaking and entering of foreclosed homes.
Before that, ACORN ran the largest voter fraud in American History, they were convicted of, or being investigated for voter fraud in 14 states (marked in red above-Map from Rottenacorn).
Now the Democrat's favorite voter fraud group, the Association of Community Organizations for Reform Now (ACORN) has a new opportunity to destroy the constitutional right of "one man-one vote." They have been contracted by the Census department to hire local census workers. That's right, the same group that registered Mickey Mouse to vote in Florida, will now be counting him in the Census. This is President Obama's transparency and honesty at work:
ACORN to Play Role in 2010 Census
The U.S. Census is supposed to be free of politics, but one group with a history of voter fraud, ACORN, is participating in next year's count, raising concerns about the politicization of the decennial surve
Poems I Like
I try to phone,
But I can't speak.
I know that I'm strong,
but I feel weak.
I try not to fall,
But no matter what I do.
I can't help myself,
From falling in love with you.
Everyday I've tried to block your memory,
To protect me from the pain.
Pretend I never knew you,
And never heard your name.
But these walls I've built aren't strong enough.
And though I fight my tears in vain. My feelings still come creeping through,
And hurt me just the same. A saddened soul,
A lonely walk and suddenly it appears.
A friendly liquid.
Is it rain,
or is it tears.
Thoughts of you,
Caress my heart.
My soul begins to shout.
To live your dreams and know your love,
Is what life's all about.
To feel you touch or taste your lips,
To hold you once again.
Will surely bring me sunshine,
Instead of all this rain.
Well...I've been sitting here the past couple of hours trying to figure out my dream from last night. I woke up at 4:30am...feeling very out of sorts...confused...sad...just "not right" so to speak...
It was around 9pm...I had been in bed a while...had been reading...the television was on...Robyn had came in to tell me something...made sure that the phone was by my side as I do each and every night...and I remember my last thoughts before drifting off..."hope that Gary's okay and having a great evening"...and then I drifted away....
I remember a mist...kinda hazy and humid...it was swirling around me and I couldn't see anything...I heard the softest music coming from somewhere...don't know the music...never heard it before but it kinda reminded me of Yanni...I just stood there...very still...listening. I was scared to even breathe as the music may stop with any movement...it was so beautiful. Each note rang such deep feelings and emotions...it was like I could sense what the next
I have something that I wrote about addiction,Read and fell it... you will know what I mean:
How are you old friend,enemy,Lover,hater- all the above.It's been awhile since I've been graced,or should I say disgraced with your cunning,baffling,powerful presence.You had me fooled through so many tears.I wish I could relieve all those years,but since I won't even try. Now I know life is worth living and don't wish to die anymore. You lose,I'm in control and have a real good hold.You know there are a few things I have to say now that I'm stronger,bolder and badder.I'm not going under cause Bang, He came to me like thunder,MY HIGHER that is and this time I walk away forever-Thats all I have to say. Don't bother waiting for me because after I shut the door there's no turning back,like I've done before.I'm His child now,hard to the core.My only prayer is for all those Hearts your still going to break.But me and my FRIENDS the ones you have no more- we will be waiting to cat
Almost 1 Year!!!
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!!!
It has been almost one year from the time I met Arlee. Thinking back on this year I think about how happy I have been and how lucky I am to have him in my life. For those of you who do not know Arlee and I are planning to get married when we get the chance. I have been so happy, and I love Arlee so very much. The last year has not been all fun and games. We've gone threw our fair share of ruff times and still come out on top and more in love with each other in the end.
Every morning when I wake up I feel like the luckiest woman alive because I get to wake up next to the most amazing man I have ever known! Arlee is my lover, my confidant, my cohort, my beloved, my guiding light, and my best friend. Everything to me and more! My life is better now because of Arlee and there is nothing that I would change about our relationship.
Arlee, I just wanted you to know that I love you and I always will. I love who you are and everything you do f
I have finally found,
The love of my life.
It feels so good,
To be loved this much.
To be depended on,
For support and understanding.
It's the greatest gift,
that anyone can receive.
The gift of everlasting happiness.
I just wish that everyone,
Could find the love I've found.
The love I'm talking of,
Is that of a child.
My daughter is special,
In every way that counts.
She's my life,
And my very existence.
When she smiles at me,
My eyes light up with joy
Hey everyone i have a bet with a friend of mine that i can level up faster then him... I need all my friends help to win... So if you can spare any comments, rates, anything that will help would be terrific TY for all who help... Hello I am currently in 2 give aways... The first is for a 3 day blast and the 2nd is for a 1 month VIP all help is appreciated. I myself do comment bombing you need help just look me up...
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Ramblings Of A Non-diva
Thats what life has been. Too bad we dont have magical powers that allow us to see into the future so we can see what mistakes we are going to make and find a way to avoid it. Or maybe being like Superman and have the ability to turn back time and righting the wrong before it affects people. It doesnt matter who you are or what you do, we all end up six feet under. Your legacy only lasts for so long unless you make a huge impact that is felt world wide. Fact is that only a small percentage is capable of making that impact. We all want the best in life but never reach out and try to achieve it.
So what does everyone do? We settle for what is in front of us. We are all guilty of doing it. We do and say things that arent the truth but sound right at the time. We take people into our lives and at first accept them as if they are the most important person in the world only to cast them out when they become nonessential to us. We drag people along hoping we can make
BDSM 101 the very basics made simple.
By The Goddess Lakshimi
D/S, S/M and B/D are the terms most often used in society today. They are distinctly different in that D/S stands for Dominance and Submission, S/M stands for Sadism and Masochism while B/D stands for Bondage and Discipline. These are three distinctly different life styles.
But remember at all time and in each of the separate lifestyles all actions must be SAFE, SANE AND CONSENSUAL.
The terms are not interchangeable, yet one lifestyle may lead into the other or may overlap another depending upon the limits agreed upon by both consenting parties.
As the relationship continues to grow and expand the limits may be changed by both parties and therefore lead from one lifestyle to the next.
S/M may be and usually is incorporated in both or either of the other two lifestyles in one form or another or may be considered a separate lifestyle on it's own.
These lifestyles might better be referred to as a form of al
Freedom Fighters ... American Military
So many men and women,
have given up their life.
So you and I sleep safely,
in our beds at night.
Marching across an entire country,
trying to set it free.
So they can have some human rights,
just like you and me.
They march along these dirt filled streets,
not knowing where to step.
Looking around for terrorist,
and where there bombs are kept.
Never having time to sleep,
or to just sit down and rest their feet.
Taking an extra minute or so,
to just write home to the ones they know.
They withstand pressures everyday,
that we could not understand.
Anger, fear and hostility,
sweep across this land.
Never knowing who to trust,
who is friend or foe.
Giving it everything they have,
frustration starts to show.
They stand together like family,
catching eachothers back.
working under pressure,
their courage never lacks.
To lose a fellow soldier,
is a loss felt by them all.
There's nothing like the pain they feel,
to see a soldier fall.
This is a simple l
I'm not sayin i am the "one"...but i am "one" ofem
Right remember i bored you all with my break up now i am gonna bore you some more...
My ex and i have continued to share the flat since the break up...basically cos my dungeon is here so it's not just home but work too. But now i have to move out as he is and i can't afford the rent on my own. So i am moving to my kids house well my house they use and abuse.
Un fortunately when i move i will not have the internet for a while .... thank the gods i hear you cry she won't be able to bore us any more .....well not for a few days we do have internet cafes in merry old England ....lol.
Any way just wanted to say ihave met a great load of friends on here and i am gonna miss the whole damn lot of you.
Any way i shall be about till monday rthen who knows when ...take care now xxx
8 Locations For A Quickie
8 Locations For A Quickie
Sometimes, you don't have time to seduce and take your time when it comes to sex, especially when you're outside the comforts of home.
So next time, when you're out with your lady and you feel the need, feed the need, the need for speed....
Time is of the essence, but you and your girl want to find a spot where you can get a couple of quick pumps in before you have to get back to whatever it is you were going to do.
But why ruin everything by heading to a safe place when you can do it right where you are? If you use a drop of discretion, quickies can be more fun and exciting than you ever thought possible. Here, now, are seven places where you might want to consider grinding into your girl the next time your blood runs heavy below the waist.
An elevator is always a great place to engage in very quick sex, although going up or down several floors isn't usually sufficient time to get off. I recommend you stall the eleva tor (given
Only In America!!! (funnies)
1. Only in America......can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
2. Only in America......are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.
3. Only in America......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
4. Only in America......do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a DIET coke.
5. Only in America......do banks leave both vault doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.
6. Only in America......do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.
7. Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in package s of eight.
8. Only in America......do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'
What People Say In Court
Q: What is your date of birth?
A: July fifteen.
Q: What year?
A: Every year.
Q: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
A: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
Q: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
Q: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
A: I forget.
Q: You forget. Can you give us an example of something that you've forgotten?
Q: How old is your son, the one living with you?
A: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which.
Q: How long has he lived with you?
A: Forty-five years.
Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke that morning?
A: He said, "Where am I, Cat
Need a chuckle this morning ? Here ya go!
WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST
She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee.
Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box.
Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week.
Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl.
And her husband is on the back of the milk carton.
Keep reading-they get better!!!
"Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase.
As she fumbled for her wallet, I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse.
"So, do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked.
"No," she replied, "but my husband refused to come shopping with me,
and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally."
(A MAN'S PERSPECTIVE)
I know I'm not going to understand women.
I'll never understand
Tear drops fell from Heaven
as he looked into her eyes.
Slowly caressing her body,
Hands upon her thighs.
Kissing her with passion,
his lust she could feel.
He wanted to show her madly,
his love for her was real.
He kissed down to her neck,
She gasped a passionate moan
His hand slid up her thigh,
to touch her forbidden zone.
He started to rub lightly,
Her moaning he could hear.
He could feel her wetness,
through her panties oh so sheer.
He wrapped her legs around him,
one thrust and he was in.
She screamed in pure delightness,
as their love making began.
His hands explored her body,
His manhood explored her cove.
The pleasure they were feeling,
as they both set to explode.
He started moving faster,
keeping steady track.
He began to moan so loudly,
as her nails ran down his back.
Hearts beating rapidly,
the time was getting near.
The sounds of pure orgasm,
was all that they could hear.
both their bodies shaking,
as they exploded at the same time,
Well, I have been hanging around here for almost a month now, and yes, I know I have been a member for almost 2, but let's not get hung up on technicalities. I have been watching a lot, yeah, I have participated in some stuff as well. I have come to the realization that just because you are over 18, it does not mean you are grown up. There is a lot drama that I haven't seen since high school.
I've also seen a lot of people who just don't seem to understand that there is a lot to be seen from a name, especially when it is what scrolls across the top. I know, you can have any name you want, and do what you want, but if you got a name like spank me hard, don't get upset if someone wants to talk about sex with you. On the flip side, just because someone is online, does not mean that they want to have cyber sex or even talk about it. Does it happen? Yes. Does it happen often, I don't know.
If you have NSFW pictures up, it does not mean I want to see them. There are not tha
REPLY IN A PRIVATE MESSAGE. DONT BE AFRAID. YOU NEVER KNOW WHO WILL REPLY OR WHAT ANSWERS THEY WILL GIVE. LET THE FUN BEGIN........
1. Do you think I'm cute?.
2. Would you have sex with me?
3. lights on or off?
4. Would you have to be drunk?
5.Would you take a shower with me?
6.Have you ever thought about having sex with me?
7.Would you leave after or stay the night?
8.Do you like cuddling afterwards?
9.Condom or skin?
10. Have sex on the first date?
11.Would you kiss me during sex?
12.Do you think I would be good in bed?
13. Would you use me as a booty call?
14.Can I use you as a booty call?
15.Can we take pictures of the act?
16.How long would we have sex?
17.Would you tell your friends about me?
18.Would you want me for a b/f , g/f or friend?
19.Will you post this so I can fill it out for you?
SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE SEND THIS BACK TO YOU!
Okay, so I don't know who keeps sending me all the stuff from the gift shop, but I'd like to know who you are, so you should tell me who you are...
On the way to see her folks, she's driving down the road.
She hear's an awful sound as her tire suddenly explodes...
She looks down at her watch, the time is drawing late...
To sit or walk for help this was her own debate.
The sun was starting to set behind the dunes in the sand..
With the lightning in the distance she saw a structure stand...
through the lighthouse window he ponders about his existence
wonder's why he's there, what precautions, what repentance
a life ago he was a artist, now trapped in this structure he created
cursed by lust and love never to be alive again, his memories deleted
he hears an explosion off in the distance, his dark eyes trace the headlights as they quickly dim
he watches, hoping this lean silhouette approaches his chambers, the smell is in the air, lust is in him......
She walks towards the structure, the sky begins to rain.
Lightning lights up the sky.. blood rushing through her vain's
She reaches the structure, The old
I just got news that a guy i work with was dead at home. He was a really good friend of mine. i remember the first time i met him i was new at my job. Everyone there would break his balls and make fun of him because he was slow(not retarded slow or anything. he just didn't work as fast as everyone else). I felt bad for him because he would eat lunch by himself because nobody would talk to him. So i went over and sat with him and ate my lunch with him. He seemed to like that very much and when i did that it seemed like everyone that would make fun of him kind of cooled down. Which was cool because he seemed to enjoy coming to work after that. A couple of months ago (acually i think it was around christmas time) his wife had passed away. He took a voluntary lay off from work to deal with evrything that was going on in his life. He came back to work at the beginning of this month and had decided to retire at the end of the month. Which would be this week. Now i have to make plans to go to
I had never heard this term until I was reading an article about Sen. Larry Craig's arrest. Here's the definition from Wiki:
Cottaging is a gay slang term referring to anonymous male/male sex in a public lavatory (a cottage), or to the practice of cruising for sexual partners in public lavatories with the intention of having sex elsewhere.
Have you ever heard that term? More Taboo-ly, guys, have any of you done it?
While we're on the subject, what do you think about Larry Craig? While I'm all for getting rid of hypocrites in public office, the details of the arrest report really bother me. You can see the original document at Smoking Gun.
Basically, according to the undercover cop, Craig stood outside the stall where the cop was on the toilet for more than 2 min., peeking through the door. Then, Craig went into the next stall and dropped his pants and sat down. He tapped his foot, which (I didn't know this either) is a signal that you're looking for a sexual encoun
My Thoughts-all: Present, Past And Future!
This Blog is thanks to the most wonderful man i know. He has opened my eyes to so many things and one of those things is putting in writting things we remember about life, lessons we have learned, and things we notice about everyday life. Thank you!!
This will be an ongoing blog about those things. I hope you enjoy them and find some kind of humor, or knowledge in all that i will write.
August 30, 2007
The key to happiness is not having everyones else's American dream it is making your own.
If anyone tells you that they know who they are then they have lied to you...you will never know who you are as long as you continue to grow and learn from life experiences.
Some things that i am coming to realize about myself....1. I am not grateful enough for the ones who care about me.2.I am not super woman(who would have thought that one?)3.It's ok to ask for help when you need it and not feel guilty about asking.4. I am scared to
What Can You See Inside
Can you see within the walls of fear? What meaning does it all have here?
Could you capture just the special things that keep you coming back?
What is it that makes up a soul? What beauty does your eyes behold?
Is the outer shell all you see? Can you look past the plain to see the beauty in me?
I am not all that outwardly as you so surely can tell, but if you care to take a dive down into my well....
You will find that I am like a house in need of restoration or a picture that has faded some just needing saturation.
Unfortunately I wasn't born the cover of a magazine but my life has enfolded and made me into a special gem inside you see.
Take a chance, a brief moment in time, if you haven't already I'm sure you will find....
A friend as true as you are to me, I'll be there with you for eternity.
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I see your eyes they pierce me in the very core of my soul. You are there completely bared as no other man's soul I see. You have entered a place of mine where not many have been. You have allowed me to see ~ feel ~ think about what I want ~ need ~ long for. I will more than likely never see the day I could look upon your face. I am but just a simple face in a sea of beauty. You have taken me deep within myself to touch things within I ignore. I have a yearning desire to ignite my passionate fires which are smoldering but need something to continue their glow.
If I close my eyes and think just a bit, I see you with your long, flowing hair. To feel it brush against my skin, wow what thoughts it takes me to. As not to think I am any different than more than a thousand eyes have looked upon, you are special...unique...a unicorn amongst men. A butterfly opening its wings to allow the beauty of your soul to be seen. I stand at the gate waiting to see if I can get in just to get a glimpse o
It is a moment when our two souls meet ~
It is a thought of something sensational and sweet ~
Could be something you dare not think of ~
Deep down within the very depths of all that you desire ~
The thought of your touch upon my skin ~
Wondering will I ever be complete again ~
Closing my eyes to listen to the sound of your voice ~
Hoping beyond all hope I gain that experience ~
Just stop for a moment and think of something that is good ~
Did you feel it?
Something that causes your skin to tingle ~
Did you now?
The hair stands up on your arms to the thought of that special one.
Prickly sensations run up the middle of your back to a touch.
Urges of wants, passions of desire send waves through your body.
Did you shudder? You will if you try.
Im So sorry you guys but i feel realllllly bad im gonna go lay down please forgive me..Tessa
In Defense Of...
Many times we women sit and wonder if there are any "good guys" left..
ok.. so the guys wonder that about the women too..but I see it more so on the women's point..
I think what happens and this is my own opinion is that.. we get mistreated so much (often times by our own fault) and we set ourselves up for that...
If we think guys are going to be assholes.. they are going to be..
If we think guys are going to run around.. they probably will..
We find what we seek .. we seek those "no good, cheatin dogs" because its what we expect..
If you clump them all into a group you will never find that ONE that is honest, caring.. hardworking.. dedicated and loyal.. all you will see is the one that will run out on you, treat you like crap and disrespect every aspect of your relationship..
Men and women disrespect each other because that is what is expected.. men expect women to be bitches.. so we are.. women expect men to be untrustworthy and cheat.. so they
Ok if you work in a place that you cant view some of this stuff why even look at other people stuff. just because it is not safe for you work does not mean it is bad at my work. if you dont like what you see then leave. go fuck your self. why would people be looking at this sight at work. do something... earn your money. and if you are someone boss and you are on here
STOP IT !!!!! you should be setting the example. I am tired of all of these new soliders we are getting in. they are stupid. they have no common sence. they dont think on there own and who in the hell lets them think they can talk back to people who are higher then them. some PVT descided he was going to argue with my platoon seargent. WTF. soliders who think they know more then NCO's who have over 30 months of combat time. fuck them
Whats up people. today i am almost done with clearing out of Ft. Drum. the new soliders we have gotten in here are just a bunch of fuck ups. i have been here for 5 years 30 months of com
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Moshfest this weekend 2 till we fucking leave!
The Dungeon-6440 N Orange Blossom Trail in the heart of Crack Town!
Come join me! I'll be there sometime seeing my bros play at 11!
See ya! I'll be in Tempe, AZ Sat night at Last Exit with Robin Wilson from Gin Blossoms, he is having his annual Lancapalooza party. $10 cover and proceeds go to Maricopa Animal Shelter.
See you there. Find me and don't forget to say hi!
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Just A Story
This is the expanded, cleaned up version. If you want to read the original, you'll have to ask Clay if he still has it, I don't think I do.
I am imagining you restraining me, blindfolding me. Not knowing what you are about to do... where you are about to do it... what you are about to do it with. You teasing me, making me want you, crave you. You tease me with you lips. Soft kisses, open mouth... I feel your hot breath and it's making me want you more.
You push me down gently, laying me down with my belly on the floor and my hands above my head. I hear you close to my hands, then I feel your fingertips at my wrists. The touch is like a whisper and I shiver. I inhale slowly as your run your fingers down the inside of my arms and around my shoulders and back to my wrists. I try to relax and exhale...
I hear you move again and now you are at my feet. A soft touch at the tips of my toes, not too light so that it tickles. You run your fingers up the bottom of my feet u
Pray For Julie
Got word early this morning (9/2) about Julie's recovery from open-heart the other day. They still have her on a machine, but it's only doing about 50% of the work--Julie's heart is doing the rest! This is very good news, but we're still not out of the woods yet.
Please keep praying for Julie and her family; they need our thoughts and our strength to get through this.
Thanks so much guys. Recently, high school sophmore Julie Fishleigh, age 15, of Ohio went to the hospital with a temprature spike of 108 and her organs shutting down. They had life flighted her from the local hospital to Rainbow Babies and Childrens' hospital and had her put on dyalasis. As of Wednesday (8/29) they have taken Julie off some fluids and sedatives that they've been pumping her. She's still in critical condition but is responsive and her heart is pumping very well.
We cannot lose Julie; she's a personal and dear friend of mine and a very young girl--too young to be taken from us. So I'm writing this
That you are beautiful in your uniqueness
That your soul catches the sunlight and reflects back the joy to those around you
That you are as magical and precious as the deepest dreams within your heart
Lynsey's Erotic Stories
She has my mind occupied all the time. At least she's not
at the gym. Here I can workout with out thinking of her,
When she opened the door the morning light fell across
her caramel colored shoulders dancing over her taunt
breasts. The satin pink bra with black lace
complemented her feminine form making me very
excited that I left the gym early to be with her. My eyes
scanned her small waist down to the matching pink
satin and black lace boy shorts she wore exaggerating
her muscular thighs.
"Come in she said", with a devilish grin.
As she turned and walked, I realized that she was wearing the pink
pearls I gave her for graduation, they fell on her neck
causing a rush of heat to run under my shirt. I love her
neck it's so delicate and smooth its long sleek silhouette
drives me to ecstasy. As we walked up the long stairs to
her bedroom, my stomach started to knot. I was not
nervous but eager to touch her, hold her and show her
how I much I desire her. I
I'm sitting here in the quiet...just thinking about my life...my feelings...my emotions...my future...don't know where to start.
My heart is so overwhelmed and consumed with the greatest feelings. I can't, for the first time in my life, find the right words to describe it. I've never had a problem finding a way to say what I felt. It's not only an emotional feeling but it's physical as well. While this is the best feeling ever, it is also the most hurtful as well. While I'm at the highest of highs, I'm also feeling very down. My mind is soaring with all sorts of images and thoughts...my heart is a different story. It feels like it's going to explode into millions of tiny pieces for whatever reason. I want to laugh but in the same breath, want to cry too. There's a sweet but hurtful ache that I can't seem to escape from. When I remember last weekend and the soft spoken words...the most intimate things that were said...I can't help but to smile. But then there are other things that I
We-men Vs Women~
Men Are Hard To Please
The problems with GUYS:
If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him;
If u Don't, he says u are PROUD.
If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him;
If u Don't, he says u are from KAMPUNG.
If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN;
If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS.
If u are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE;
If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT.
If u don't Love him, he tries to POSSESS u;
If u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?)
If u don't make love with him., he says u don't Love him;
If u do!! he says u are CHEAP.
If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROUBLESOME;
If u don't, he says that u don't TRUST him.
If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him;
If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u.
If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;
If he BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do so.
If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl;
If he SMOKES, he is
I have to wonder about some people. I am the kind of person that if I like what I see, I will rate you, if not I will move on. I will not give someone a bad rating. I was online last night chatting with a friend when this girl "loving girl from Neenah, WI" rated me a 3. Now to each their own, if she wants to rate me a 3 then that is her right but I have to wonder why she would take the time to give a bad rating on someone she has never met before. Is it just meanness? Thankfully I do not get my validation in life or my self esteem from picture ratings that are given to me. I just wanted to let you know, before you rate me badly, just pass me by and move on to someone else because chances are that you are a shallow person that I won't want to be friends with anyway. For anybody else I am always open to new friendships. You don't have to rate me to become my friend, in fact I would rather you get to know me first. For all of you whom I rate, I do it because I want to not because I expec
THE BEARER OF LIFE,
A SOURCE OF STRENGTH,
THE BOOGEYMAN VANQUISHER,
THE BOO-BOO MENDER,
YOUR ABSOLUTE #1 PUBLIC DEFENDER,
YOU ARE HER BABY NOW AND FOREVER,
SHE RAISED YOU TO KNOW RIGHT FROM WRONG,
SHE LIFTED YOU UP WHEN YOU WEREN'T STRONG.
SHE IS THE WIND IN YOUR SAILS,
PUSHING YOU TO GO FURTHER AND FURTHER,
SHE IS YOUR #1 FAN, FRIEND, HERO, YOUR MOTHER.
THIS POEM IS WRITTEN FOR ALL MOTHERS.
IT IS DEDICATED TO THE MEMORY OF:
Mrs. Catherine Bailey Parsons
May Your Soul Rest In Eternal Peace.
Just a lil note to say that i'll be MIA for a little bit as of tomorrow sometime....I'd rather not go into details, but those of you that actually read my blogs will know what i'm talking about here...I'll still try to log on every now and again to say Hi....
That's about it for now..
Changing The Pic
I think I am going to change my default pic and until I can get a cute new one I just want opinions on which pic I should use...
R.D. I am not going to use the "almost showing nip pic..." so get that off your mind my love.
So let me know what you think please.
Thoughts For Today
"Happiness lies for those who cry, those who hurt, those who have searched, and those who have tried, for only they can appreciate the importance of people who have touched their lives."
I was sitting here today thinking about all of the people that have recently touched my life in some shape, form or fashion. I remembered seeing this phrase on a very good friends blog and knew that it fit my mood perfectly this afternoon.
"Happiness lies for those who cry"...to me this means not to be afraid to show your true feelings...what's in your heart. It does not mean that you're a weak or simple minded person...it just means that you can feel and relate to the emotions that's in your heart. These kind of people are the type that I can relate to the easiest...
"Happiness lies for those who hurt"...to be or to have been hurt is something that a person will never forget. They may, in time, forgive but there will always be a constant reminder in that person's mind and heart of how painf
So I had the bright idea of trying to tan my lily white skin today. I'm thinking that since there's nobody living in the house next door (it's the only one where anyone can see me) so it would be ok to go without my top on...WRONG!! All was good until I hear a door shut and look up to see someone going back into that house...it was the realtor. I thought I was going to die! There's no way I couldn't have been seen as I had music going. It just so happened that I was lying on my back at the moment. I hurry up and grab my shirt and run for the back door. I don't think I'll be doing that again any time soon.
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I think it is funny!
To make a long story short, I was recently in a realtionship that ended in lying and cheating.
I loved this man, he was my first boyfriend after my ex husband. I gave him my most precious gift, my trust.
In the end, I found out that he had lied to me, cheated on me, and had held on to me just for the sole purpose of me being around, so that he wasn't lonely till his new girl was ready for a relationship.
Well, I found out recently that he was being cheated on by this girl, with his best friend no less. I have always had a strong belief in Karma, and I have now witnessed first hand how it always goes around!
I just wanted to let everyone know, so that you will be ware! Karma is a Bitch!
Love to my friends! Kym
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I will have compassion
for all sentient beings;
and will not cause needless hurt
or unnecessary harm.
I will seek enlightenment,
the distinction between right and wrong,
liberation from delusion
and the malevolent influences of
greed, jealousy and rage.
I will seek
to transcend unnecessary dichotomy,
and learn to accept that differences
are often an attitude of mind.
that of greater value
than the accumulation of goods,
are justice and creativity,
right motive and action, and essentiality,
love and peace, and the freedom to grow.
I will act
without contriving for self-advantage
or egotistical effort,
false pride or humility.
I will try to live my life
so as not to give cause
for later regrets.
I will help
those who are suffering,
and those who seek liberation
The Purina Diet
I was in Wal-Mart buying a large bag of Purina for my
dog, Schatzi, and was in line to check out. The woman behind me
if I had a dog...... Duh!! I was feeling a bit crabby so on impulse, I
told her NO. I was starting the Purina Diet again, although I
shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital the last time, but
I'd lost 50 lbs. before I'd awakened in the intensive care unit with
tubes coming out most of my orifices and IV's in both arms. Her
bugged out of her head. I went on with the bogus diet story and
totally buying it. I told her that it was an easy, inexpensive diet and
that the way it works is to load your pockets or purse with Purina
nuggets and simply eat one or two everytime you feel hungry. The
package said the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to
try it again. I have to mention here that practically everyone in the
now enthralled with my story, ; particularly the tall guy behind
Things That "should" Make U Go Hm
> Some sobering thoughts!
> A man whose family was German aristocracy prior to World War II owned
> a number of large industries and estates. When asked how many German
> people were true Nazis, the answer he gave can guide our attitude
> toward fanaticism.
> "Very few people were true Nazis," he said, "but many enjoyed the
> return of German pride, and many more were too busy to care. I was
> one of those who just thought the Nazis were a bunch of fools. So,
> the majority just sat back and let it all happen. Then, before we
> knew it, they owned us, and we had lost control, and the end of the
> world had come. My family lost everything. I ended up in a
> concentration camp and the Allies destroyed my factories."
> We are told again and again by "experts" and "talking heads" that
> Islam is the religion of peace, and that the vast majority of Muslims
> just want to live in peace.
> Although this unqualified "assertion may be true, it is e
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I was talking to my guy friend today and we came into a discussion of how selfish men are and he agreed with me on this quote!!!
"men are annoying little beasts that are selfish assholes they want want want and when they are given something they dont appreciate it they think they got it like that but then they dont realise how quickly they can lose it and then they are such assholes they move onto the next thing"
Im tired of bullshit men!!!!
A real man won't take this blog to heart and will try to see the point im making! when u spend good money to go see a movie and some fucking asshole cant shut the fuck up....fuck i feel like reaching over and shoving my fist down ur fucking throat...u wonder y people stare at u its not coz they like u its coz they want u to shut the fuck up but are too polite to say it....SO SHUT THE FUCK UP....let me enjoy my movie. I fucking hate it when ur not feeling well and u try to catch 5 minutes of zzz's and some loud asshole who wants the wor
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I AM ASKING FOR HELP MY GOAL IS TO REACH 500 FANS BY THE END OF THIS MONTH.
IF YOU CAN ASK AROUND I WOULD TRUELY TAKE ALL THE HELP I CAN THANK YOU
Rants/confessions Of A Sick Girl
If a man loves a woman why does he cheat? And the same for if a woman loves a man? I dont see why a man would cheat on me but im sure they would.. It makes no sense a woman completely willing to fulfill all the fantasies shes told of.. and still ya cheat?? I tell you what world I wont put up with it. ABSOLUTELY NOT..... not happening to me more than once.... anyways thats all for my attitude tonight. What is it about anal sex that some people are so afraid of?? I tell you what I dig it... sometimes I cry like a little bitch but thats half the fun!! *Sigh* sex is sex exploring boundaries is great!!!! Lets see... today i am sick ... very dizzy and a bit irritable.. although sex is great when you cant think straight i've always found... or when you have a fever... nothing like a hott twat... or so im told.. . Whats the shame in being honest? free speech rocks ..... right...
i am a human
i use bananas as paper weights on my desk
i have as much patience as an adolescent boy
even less, at times it seems
i am a woman...
i cry over books and the same movies, time after time
i've seen sleepless in seattle way too many times
and i'm only 18
i wish i were prettier, and had a better vocabulary
but i'm still pretty awesome the way i am
i have a lot of people who love me
even if i seem unhappy a lot of the time
i have a meow that puts all dying cats to shame
and sometimes my sentences randomly rhyme
my poems usually don't though, because rhyming
is so overrated and cliche...
today i had a breakdown
i cried a lot, killed a few thousand tissue trees
for the sake of saving a handkerchief
i could never get into using those
maybe i should start...
i like to listen to the same song on repeat
until i can hum it, key change for key change,
and sing it in my sleep
which i'm told i do sometimes, when i'm drunk
or in a really good mood...
My Fu Hubby
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Come see my profile. I'm new here. My name is Honey Bee I'm 31 from: Central, N.Y. Send me a friends request. Rate my photo. Anything. hope to hear from you all really soon. thursday, sept. 20th. at 12:31 a.m.
dear fubar members,
my name is honey. i'm 31, i look 21 and i act 5. the reason is simply this. i have a mental illness. i have bi-polar manic depression, with pychotic tendancies and borderline personality disoder.... in short broke up englih. i am fubar.... my favorite military term. fubar= Fucked Up Beyond All Reconiton.... i'll write more later. comment on what was said so far. if you have any questions ask them or go to www.webmd.com or www.healthyplace.com to get more infor on mental illness. ty you go in peace and may the force be with you always. lol honey age: 31
hey everybody... just a little basic info
married for almost 8 years ... mostly happily
have two kids, boy and girl
feel free to mail me here
greentreeorchid anyone out there know how i feel... one minute your up the next you cant stop crying... why are we afflicted with these disorders... have we done something wrong in another life... or is this just the hand we were dealt...i dunno but whichever its not fair... they say it can/may be passed down to our children... and how is that fair... i know, i know... life isnt fair... but damnit this blows!
A rich man and a redneck were discussing what they gave their wives for their anniversaries.
The rich man says, "I bought my wife a diamond necklace and a Mercedes Benz."
The redneck asks, "Why did you buy her two gifts?"
The rich man replies, "Well, in case she doesn't like the diamond necklace, she can drive her Mercedes Benz to take it back."
The redneck acknowledges the rich man's answer, and then proceeds to tell him that he got his wife a pair of flip flops and a dildo.
With a confused and intrigued look, the rich man asks, "Why did you buy her those gifts?!"
The redneck replies, "Well, in case she doesn't like the flip flops, she can go fuck herself." This guy is sitting inside a bar, just looking at his drink.
He stays like that for half-an-hour. Then, this big trouble-making bully steps
next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down.
The poor man starts crying. The bully says: "Come on man, I was just joking.
Tell ya what; I'
Well, LIFE SUCKS with in the week I'VE LOST two great aunts... I so hate life.. its to short to mess around... but not long enough to do anything else. so live life to the fullest or shortest what ever comes first hopefully the fullest..love u all RAIN AKA STORM OF THE JLM
Earlier today i posted a MUMM. The subject of my MUMM was Facebook. The guys/girls incharge of deletions for NSFW subject had deemed this subject NSFW. no where in this subject was there anything NSFW, NO nudity, NO obscenitys, NOTHING OFFENSIVE> Now I cant even post a MUMM, I dont understand why this happend. Well the long weekend is now past. I didnt do much this weekend. I mostly stayed home. Me and my roommate, and her daughter went into town and visited the Digby warf rat rally. for those of you that dontknow. the Warf Rat Rally, is a get together for bikers, in Nova-Scotia. It was the 3rd annual, rally. plus it was the biggest one yet. look in my photos album and rate the pics from the rally. Hey yall hows it hanging. well this is my first blog on here. not much going on in my life. Im still single. even though i live with a girl, and her daughter. god i need to get laid. so if anyone outhere is reading this and lives in Nova-Scotia, canada. drop me a line. Even if your coming t
"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that is as good as they are going to feel all day" ~ Frank Sinatra
"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." ~ Benjamin Franklin
"Sometimes when I reflect back on all the wine I drink I feel shame.... Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the vineyards and al of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this win, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, "It is better that I drink this wine and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver."" ~ Jack Handy
"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading." ~ Henny Youngman
Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic
Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair
She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound
Until her parents
unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endure
A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?
But she grabs her bear
And softly cries
she loves her parents
But they want her to die
she sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
"Please God, why is
my life always sinking? "
Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did
Then one night
Her mom came home high
And the poor child was beaten
As hours went by
Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made
She thrusted the blade
Right in her chest,
"Youeserve to die
All Aboard :)
Spit Or Swollow?
I dont get it? Whats the big issue.....is there something im missing here?......is it a "Lady" , "Slut" thing , taste...what? just wanting some insight from the ladies on how to me a good man....and where you fall?
On The Verge Of Extinction.....
Last night was "Guys Night Out". Like every other guys night out we were in rare form. We chose to go to one of our favorite Wednesday Night "Watering Holes". As the night progressed, we decided to go to the dance side of the club. When we walked into the room a friend of mine saw his CURRENT girlfriend with her ex dude. Of course. it got a little chaotic. After a lot of screaming and yelling we finally got him out of the bar. We all went out to eat afterwards to try and calm him down. He then proceeded to tell us about how she said that her ex treated her like shit and how he use to hit on her. This baffled me. Why would a woman want to be with a guy who treats her like shit instead of a guy who treats her the way she wants to be treated? Then, I got to thinking some more. I've been through a similar situation and it doesn't make any since. I always hear women ask why aren't there any good men left. The answer to this is because certain women (NOT ALL) make good men go bad. My friend
My Life 3
The school system here has created a new way of keeping the parents informed about their kids' grades, it is called school loop. It is fantastic! You know exactly what your child has for homework and if they are missing anything and what they got for a grade on each assignment and test.
I am so glad that the school district has provided this to parents. Today, I went on the site to see if my son has missed any assignments and low and behold, he is missing one he was supposed to turn in Monday. I called him at his lunch break and calmly told him that I know he didn't turn it in and that if he didn't not want to be grounded this weekend, that he had better get it turned in or have a note from the teacher saying he did turn it in.
He said he had and then he got angry telling me that there was no way I could see his personal stuff. I laughed and told him exactly what he got on his quiz and his homework for 2 of his classes. He quickly realized I actually have access. He stup
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Beware of this woman...
Donna bella@ fubar
I was once Friends with her, we spoke for about a week or so, both on here and on the phone.
Just friendly Conversations, nothing romantic or anything like that.
After about a week or so, she said this to me.
"You should leave your Girlfriend and be with me"
keep in mind I have never met this woman... and she wants me to leave my girlfriend.
Anyways, I told her not, that I would not do that, and I do not know how you can want a man who would do that, because who is to say he won't do the same to you.
She then got mad, started flipping out, I then hung up the phone, she proceeded to try to text and call me before I blocked her number.
Later that day when I go to visit my Girlfriend and spend the weekend I tell her about what happened, then the next morning, we wake up and she checks her fubar, and tells me, "omg, she msged me"
She sent msges to my Girlfriend saying, I never told her I had a Girlfriend, that I was che
Every Thursday Night!!
Just wanted to let anyone that would like to know that there will be a double elimination 8-ball Tournament at 8:00 at Big Harry's Tavern on Ft. Bragg Road.
It's only a $5.00 buy in.
Come out to the Coolest Bar in Town and bring me your money! lol
See ya there!
Wine Versus Water
It has been scientifically proven that if we drink one litre of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than one kilo of escherichia coli bacteria found in faeces, in other words, water-drinkers are consuming one kilo of poop each year.
However, we do not run that risk when drinking wine, rum, whiskey, vodka, beer or other liquors because alcohol has to go through a distillation process of boiling, filtering and fermenting. It is better to drink wine and talk shit than to drink water and be full of shit.
There is no need to thank me for this valuable information; I am doing it as a public service.
What Women Mean
1.) Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are
right and you need to shut up.
2.) Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.
Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more
minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
3.) Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means something,
and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing
usually end in fine.
4.) Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
5.) Loud Sigh : This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement
often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an
idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing
with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)
6.) That's Okay : This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman
can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard
Am I Crazy?
What is this feeling that has suddenly come over me?
I day dream all day and am filled with so much energy. I can't eat or sleep. My thought are of you.
Never even seen a picture for reasons beyond our control...but yet you are on my mind and in my heart always.
I can't get you out of my mind nor do I want to.
What is this feeling I am experiencing? you tell us to work harder and make moreoney to support your way of life.
You demand a new house every year and a new vehicle to boot.
I work and everyone I know works very hard to supply themselves with a decent living. but we have to work twice as hard and make twice as muc to be able to support your way of life.
We are left holding the bill when you block our roads and chain your 13 year olds to the tires of cemi's that are only trying to supply their families with enoug money to live.
I have 2 broke down cars..of wich one was a gift and I live in a hole for an appartment to try and support you and pay my taxes.
Yet you come
A Safe Place To Fall When Reality Feels To Real
My world - Sick puppiesUploaded by Lili-bellule I searched for you ,
Upon every hill.
My unmasked passion,
I reached for you ,
with maimed hands ,
They streached and reached ,
To distant lands,
My soul weeped ,
In river beds ,
And wilted forests,
With the pain they shed ,
I altered the Hinge of every question ,
As wild amazement fastened on ,
And as the gentel summer beckoned ,
In wonderment I crept alone,
I transformed the earth ,
And branchs grew,
Vivd colors spilling ,
Onto every painters hue,
Sent out my hearing ,
If only to hear ,
That you were close by ,
But none was near,
I wept for days ,
Flooding lands ,
Constant sorrow ,
As my eyes scanned,
I uprooted trees ,
As harsh winds blew ,
My fury screaming ,
Yet still.... I could not find you .
I surpassed the sun ,
And captured the moon ,
It was a gift to give to you ,
If only I could find you soon ,
The mountian tops I brou
TO ALL THE KIDS WHO WERE BORN IN THE
1930's 40's, 50's, 60's and 70's !!
First, we survived being born to mothers who smoked and/or drank while they carried us.
They took aspirin, ate blue cheese dressing, tuna from a can, and didn't get tested for diabetes.
Then after that trauma, our baby cribs were covered with bright colored lead-based paints.
We had no childproof lids on medicine bottles, doors or cabinets and when we rode our bikes, we had no helmets, not to mention, the risks we took hitchhiking
As children, we would ride in cars with no seat belts or air bags.
Riding in the back of a pick up on a warm day was always a special treat.
We drank water from the garden hose and NOT from a bottle.
We shared one soft drink with four friends, from one bottle and NO ONE actually died from this.
We ate cupcakes, white bread and real butter and drank soda pop with sugar in it, but we weren't overweight because......
WE WERE ALWAYS OU
Nsfw????? Yeah Right
Mad ass hell.
Is this little pic so bad... some dumb ass marked it NSFW along with one of my personal pic with my shirt off... what the hell
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The Winalot Diet
A story of a man standing in a queue at a supermarket ...
I have a dog called Joe, I'd just bought him a large bag of Winalot dog chunks in Walmart and was standing in the queue at the checkout. The woman behind me asked if I had a dog. On impulse I told her no, I was starting the Winalot Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in hospital the last time. I told her that I'd lost 50 pounds in weight before I woke up in intensive care, with more tubes coming out of me than a London underground station.
I explained that it was essentially a perfect diet and the way that it works is to fill your trouser pockets with Winalot nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is completely nutritious, so I was going to try it again.
I have to mention here that practically everyone in the queue was by now enthralled with my story, especially the guy who was standing behind her.
Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in tha
Well we are finally in the middle of barbecue season
Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime, outdoor cooking as it's the only type of cooking a realman will do.
Probably because there is an element of danger involved...
Whena manvolunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion:
1) The woman buys the food.
2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makesdessert.
3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a trayalong with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to theman who is lounging beside the grill - beverage in hand.
Here comes the important part:
4) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.
5) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.
6) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning.He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beverage while he dealswith the situation.
I always ask when downrated but he rated me a one and I would never do that. This is what he had to say and U will see toward the end I got a lil hateful but for those who know me Im nothing like that. I just thought U should know about him so that if he comes to ur page U might want to watch out. Thank you for reading. ~hugs and kisses~
~* Akuma Neko Demon Cat from Hades *~©@ fubar Dont know this guy or why he did it but he rated me a one! :( I have when people do that shit ya know!? Its just wrong! So I thought Id let yall know about him so U could be on a look out so if he comes on ur pro!
Why Men Are Happier
Men Are Just Happier People ......................
Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can never be pregnant.
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
The world is your urinal.
You never have to drive to another petrol station toilet because this one is just too icky.
You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
Same work, more pay.
Wrinkles add character.
Wedding dress £2000. Tux rental-£100.
People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
One mood all the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
She Needs Serious Help
I want to return the favor..if any of you all can spare some comments for her that would be great...she helped me in my contest even though she was friends with another contestant..that makes her great in my book...
Click the Pic and help if you can..:)
Above An Empty Beach
times I've nearly...
now I stand beside you,
needing wanting hoping,
how will I begin?
Will I crush you like a flower
feel your hot breath enter me,
flesh pressed solid to me
as we tear away
and crash to the ground
and take take take?
Will I, impassioned,
pull you gently
into sheltering arms
and feel the melting shudder
of your acquiescence,
kiss you softly deeply tenderly
under blue moonlight
and slowly slink
around you, guiding you
to the earth and to
a place where
we can give give give?
Oh, the beach is nearly silent,
just the pulse of distant waves,
your eyes your smile the wind
the moon your hands my skin
my god the night the scent
and warmth and us
and now and now and now,
expectant anxious overcome
you and I
give and take
only animals and lovers
live this way:
sky below, earth above,
air sucked away
inside a moment of complete
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Show Some Love Damnit
Joined a contest. It's first person to 35,000 comments I doubt I'm popular enough to win but it's still fun to try.
I have rated all her pics and her stash she is sooooooooo close would love to surprise her
If somoeone could please help I would appreciate it she had to delete her old page because it was hacked.
Women Chemical Analysis
HAZARDOUS MATERIALS INFORMATION SYSTEM
Women - a chemical Analysis
Element - Woman
Atomic Mass: Accepted as 118, but know to vary from 100 to 460 lbs.
Occurences: Copious quantities in all urban areas.
1. Surface usually covered with painted film.
2. Boils at nothing, freezes without reason.
3. Melts if given special treatment.
4. Bitter if incorrectly used.
5. Found in various states ranging from Virgin metal to common ore.
6. Yields to pressure applied to correct points.
1. Has great affinity for gold, silver, platinum and precious stones.
2. Absorbs great quantities of expensive substances.
3. May explode spontaneously if left alone with a male.
4. Insoluble in liquids, but activity greatly increased by saturation in alcohol.
5. Most powerful money-reducing agent known.
1. Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars.
2. Can be a great aid to relaxation.
watch out on your answer length there is a limit on how much you can put in. So if you want delete the question and leave the number.
Hair (color and style):
1. Favorite type of food?
2. Who is your favorite band?
3. Do you drink/smoke/use drugs?
4. Do you like the rain?
5. If so... would you play in it with me?
6. Would you dance with me in the rain?
7. Do you like movies?
8. If so would you stay up and watch them with me all night?
9. Could we just fall asleep together?
10. Would you kiss me?
11. Do you play any sports?
12. If so... what?
13. Would you call me right after we saw each other to make sure I made it home alright?
14. How would you rate your kisses from 1-10?
15. Favorite body part on you?
16. What would you say is the best thing about yourself?
17. Do you have any reps (ie: JERK,ASS,CHEATER)?
18. Would you give me kisses just because?
19. Would you sleep in the same bed as
In My Mind
1. Chuck Norrisí tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
2. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
3. Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
4. The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
5. Chuck Norris defines love as the reluctance to murder. If youíre still alive, itís because Chuck Norris loves you.
6. Chuck Norris isnít hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.
7. If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you canít see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.
8. Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his motherís womb.
9. There are no disabled people. Only people who have met Chuck Norris.
10. Chuck Norris can win a game of Monopoly without owning any property.
11. There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
12. In fine print on the last page of
How many times have you sat in your room all alone?
how many fellings do you have that go unshown?
How many tears will you cry befor you finlly give in?
How long must I wait till you let me in?
I know were both hurt and we've both seen pain,
but together we might fell joy again.
The way I fell with you wraped in my arms,
Lets me know I can get through this storm.
Your soft,gentle kiss, your warm embrace,
the way you gentaly caress my face.
the fellings that I thought I would never fell again
So now please tell me why it has to end?
Its not that I'm asking you to commit to me right away
But when I am around, in your arms I'd like to lay.
I'm not looking to be yours and yours alone just yet,
But I plan for the future,and on you my eyes are set. I am a Modern-Day Germanic Warrior! I fight for our people and i fight for
our faith. I will strive for personal victory and achievement specifically to better fulfill
this purpose. If I am unable to "cleave Skulls," then
COME ON YA'LL....
I know Ive helped plenty of you and your girl is tryin to win her first contest so hit me up. Rates count on this one so hook it up even if u dont like to bomb. Hell one comment would be nice! muah!
JUST CLICK HERE! ILL SHOW THA LUV BACK FOR SURE!
this helped me a lot.
thought i'd share in case someone else could benefit.
Then, just as you're preparing to mingle, it happens: You pass a mirror and glimpse your reflection -- your horrifying, horrifying reflection.
Your hair looks as though a crazed weasel nested, bore young, and died there.
Aghast, you wobble off your high heels and sprain an ankle. All eyes are glued on you. All conversation focuses on your disgrace. Everyone begins texting hilarious descriptions of you from their cell phones.
In your dreams, baby.
I mean this both literally and figuratively. Most of us occasionally dream about being embarrassed in social settings. But even in waking life, many of us operate as if Simon Cowell is doing a play-by-play of our work, wardrobe and snack choices.
One team of researchers has dubbed this phenomenon the "spotlight effect." In the beam of imaginary spotlights, many of us suffer untold shame and create smaller, weaker, less zestful lives than we deserve. Terrified
If I died tomorrow
would you laugh or start the sorrow?
take it all away and
donít come back another day
or you will find that
youíre whats killing me
let me die
with this lie
that murders me slowly
take my life
with the knife
stabbed in my back
i slip away as i sleep
with the knife in so deep
you stand there
and watch me bleed
As you begin to cry
i become complete
betrayal could never
feel this sweet.
Earthquakes And Oceans
She says she wants
rough fuck soft
but I know one way -
straight ahead -
so I am stuck
between the mountain
and the mounting,
made slack by
silly hopes and dreams
of "oh my god"s
where we tread water
get more satisfaction
than this tired
with the flesh
of young and sweet
connected to her
by her hands
upon the handle
and her hair
afloat and reaching
of some damn sea creature
sucking like a siren
to the rocks
of, damn it, yes,
rough fuck soft.
I'll give in
and give it to her
just the way she wants it
and I'll love it,
and make her
again and again
here and on the beach,
in her bed, in mine,
the kitchen floor,
then begin again
and they bury me at sea.
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Well guys I am finally movin and not to sure of when I will be back online. So Cotton good luck in your contest and I hope you win girl!!! And to everyone els I will miss you all and don't worry I'll be back...lol I wont be on as much as before because I will be spending more time with the love of my life and hopefully wont have much time to be on here :p but I will pop in and say hello and show my love for yall! So don't forget me cause I'll be back and i will bring the laughs and smiles with me!!! :D
Love you guys and will talk more real soon!!!!!
Just When I Though It Could Get No Worse
what part of i'm not looking for a man do some of you guys not understand? i've said it b4 that i only want friends. i have my reasons for this. if you can't be my friend then do what you must. i have had a few of you guys get mad because i don't want a relationship with you. or got mad cuz i have a fubar hubby. or got mad cuz u can't get my phone number. if i only want to be friends it's for a reason. you can not force me to want more. so threats about not talkin to me or deleting me, that shit don't work. your talkin to some one who's x husband called me on the phone talkin about if he killed himself would i feel guilty. my response was no cuz i'm not the one who killed you. only thing i can say is guys do what you gotta do. i don't attach strings to my relationships. i don't say i'll b ur friend if it benefits me or i'll love you if u do this. there is a thing called unconditional.. i know alot of people aren't sure what that is, but it's how i am.
True Love Lost....
Losing a true and pure love can be devastating.
It can sink you into an almost bottomless chasm of dispair and misery. Days, weeks, and months drag by...each more agonizing than the last.
You try settling for less, knowing the folly of your attempt... knowing the longing and emptiness will never completely leave, and your soul is all but lost.
But sometimes, on rare ocassions in the blackest depths of your despair that love can return.. giving you almost unheard of joy. And yes, such has happened to yours truly.
I stopped by the grocery on the way home from work, amidst a wicked thunder storm. And there, on a dark and dreary afternoon I found my true love once again.
Peter Pan peanutbutter is back on the fucking shelves. w00t!!!!!!
From Dale Jr.s Personal Blog
Published by DaleJr July 17th, 2007 in Uncategorized. Tags: No Tags.
Today I leave for a short vacation, which ó I gotta be honest ó Iíve been looking forward to. Me and some buddies are leaving town for a few daysÖ going to hang out at the beach and probably go to a concert. I love racing and I love my job, but everyone needs a little balance in their lives, ya know, just to recharge their batteries.
Before I leave, I wanna thank everyone who continues to show support throughout all the changes that are going on. As you heard last week, Budweiser will not be the sponsor of my car next year. Iíve got mixed feelings because I know weíve got some pretty cool things in store for the future, but I was definitely sad to hear the partnership will come to an end. Weíve had a pretty awesome run together. Theyíve been really good to me, and Iím going to get that Bud car in Victory Lane before the year is out. And like I said in an interview over the weekend, just because Bud wonít be on
Here's my story...
I do what I want when I want, there isnt anyone who can stop me...I am a social person and I could careless if you assume otherwise...so if you want to have your fun and judge me go right ahead bkuz it shows I am better than you
Keep talking sh*t you're making me famous
Why everyone has to watch me and then talk to my boyfriend Grant about me, like I have done anything wrong, listen I dont go around being a tramp, I have fun; I talk to people...dont safely assume that I am "flirting" just bkuz I am nice doesnt mean I flirt with everyone...so stop being childish and talking behind my back, say it to me...I'd like to hear some stuff you talk bout...Take the time to sit me down and tell me exactly what you think I should be doing...should I only be armcandy..sit around while everyone else socializes and has a good time, shut up and stay in the background...dont worry once you get your feed of gossip; wont stay around long bkuz I am done with your scene...No one
Freakin Hell On Wheels
why is it that every woman i hook up with turns out to be a bitch and either sleeps with my best friend, or leaves with all my money, hell i even had 2 that got pregnant and left, sadly only one of the children made it, but still i never get to see him, so seriously if you are a dumb bitch and you do the stupid shit that i just described, dont even fuckin talk to me, i have seriously had enough of that bullshit
My mom is working like crazy im worried she is being way too hard on herself friday she worked 2pm-10pm saturday 2pm-6am!!! she worked a double and then came back at 2pm that day and worked till 10 and came home finished watching the nascar california race and went to bed and shes working 2 to 10 tonight then finally gets a day off tomorrow i dont know how that woman does it
I have some sad but happy news my moms dog Little Man ( not the dog in my pics) was given a new home saturday night so he is no longer with us
my mom decided it was not fair to keep him in the basement all the time and she doesnt have the time to give him the attention he needs and i am happy to report that he is doing quite well with his new family i got up around 11 like i usually do LOL.. what a bum huh? then I ate my lunch which was mac & cheese with no milk in it cuz my brother drank the rest of it this mourning with his breakfast Little Brat!! so needless to say mom had to replace the milk with butter so
Love And Lust
At first light
the shadows of her silken hairs
fall upon my pillow
like long waving black milk
and create strange patterns of
love and lust
across my closed eyes -
I am risen to her closeness
and the scent of lovemaking,
vaporous in the morning quiet.
Oh, to roll to her and feel
cool moist lips meet me,
limbs akimbo, boiled into
tantric circles of
love and lust -
to be taken taking trailing
the fine remains of me
into a momentous
amalgam of us,
under a ceiling of these luminous stars.
Last night a window opened
to slide myself to her
and become indelible -
love and lust
are the same thing
in the arms of this
goddess woman queen.
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Everyone said we would make it together,
and that we were such a cute couple
Until you met another girl.
I tried to make you stay
But you wouldn't listen to me
You were the love of my life
Always staying with me every night
Until you met another girl.
I cant believe you would do this to me
I never thought i would lose you like this
I kept seen you less and less
All because you met another girl. I'm just trying to find,
the better part of me.
I just feel like crying,
But all i can do is fall to my knees.
It's not easy to be alone,
When you have no one to love or care for you.
Now i can feel the tears rolling down my cheek,
As i dream of a guy to care to care for me.
I want a guy who is so true,
And wont make me cry or feel so blue! Sending you my love
with words spoken true
From the depths of my heart
I send them to you
Like petals of a rose
is the touch of your face
I can feel it every time
we're wrapped in embrace
The taste of your lips
is like sweet dripp
I dare say we've all taken a photo where, the colour is all dull and nothing like what we seen in real life, and 99% of the time it goes into a drawer and forgotten about
But today with a bit of Knowledge and a good photo editing programme an ordinary photo can be enhanced and the colours brought back to life.
The photo above was converted from a RGB image to a Lab image then adjustments was made to its colour curves to improve them
Bring out and enhancing the colour
Me.. My Thoughts, My Dreams
sooo i was looking thru these old random pics i had on my photobucket and i thought hmm i like my hair like that.. should i get it redone? lol
sadly these are the best pics i have of it lmao
Just what the title says. what u see is what you get... I am myself and no one else... i will not change how i dress for you or how i act.. i will not dye my hair or wear make up because you want me to... i will dye my hair my hiar and those things because i want to. For me. Not you. I wont show you my tits on cam or play with myself for you in a video. But i will do it for myself! haha that sux doesnt it? Anyways my point is.. this is me... and if i say no.. or dont want to do something then dont even try to persuade me because its not going to work.
and not only just that... what u dont see is also what u get. what i think and how i feel are not goin to change because of you.
I have delt w/ enough assholes to know. i deserve someone nice and that is goin to take care of me for the rest
I am so tired my eyes can hardly see
The tears that I have been shedding won't let me be
The life I once had is gone so far away
Remember me in your dreams the love we once had gone astray
Many apologies follow
the love is gone for long
I am so tired of asking
I am so always wrong. Ok so I am struggling with personal issues. My apologies to those who have been trying to keep my chin up.
I have a limited ability to fight back with the issues regarding my children and Parenting time.
With the two hour drive one way, it has become difficult with all the health issues and lack of funds to hire an attorney.
I will try to be less down about it but, without those kids my life is just me sitting in a room staring at the walls. Thanks for those who have tried to support me again.J.
Chocolate What Is Good For You...
"What most people call an allergy is really an unpleasant digestive complaint; an allergy is when your body actually reacts upon the food and creates such a huge immune reaction that antibodies and other chemicals released to defend against the food actually are destructive to our bodies. Chocolate is not on the list of foods that Americans seem to develop allergies to: milk, fish, eggs, wheat, tree nuts, peanuts, soybeans and shellfish are.
No one has yet proven that acne is related to eating chocolate. Period. Even large amounts of chocolate. So there goes that myth. As far as chocolate being addictive, same thing, there is no clinical evidences to support physical addiction to chocolate. In my opinion, people use the word 'addiction' too loosely these days.
For example, I love chocolate, and I know that it contains substances that release endorphins which make me feel good. I am normal, I like to feel good. But my body tells me when enough is enough. I am not compelled to gorg
It will take just 37 seconds to read this and change your thinking.
Two men, both seriously ill, occupied the same hospital room.
One man was allowed to sit up in his bed for an hour each afternoon to help drain the fluid from his lungs.
His bed was next to the room ' s only window.
The other man had to spend all his time flat on his back.
The men talked for hours on end.
They spoke of their wives and families, their homes, their jobs, their involvement in the military service, where they had been on vacation.
Every afternoon, when the man in the bed by the window could sit up, he would pass the time by describing to his roommate all the things he could see outside the window.
The man in the other bed began to live for those one hour periods where his world would be broadened and enlivened by all the activity and color of the world outside.
The window overlooked a park with a lovely lake.
Ducks and swans played on the water while children sailed their model
I'll be live in the Vampires Lair tonight from 9-11 ET
HEY IM NEW ON THIS SITE AND IM LOOKING TO MAKE NEW FRIENDS/NETWORKING!
Quandries, Woes, And Contemplation
My brother and I are very close. We talk all the time except when he decides to reconcile with his girlfriend who also has his child. Her and I have been at eachothers throats for over a year. Actually, she has gone after just about everyone in my family.
Over the past weekend, a life changing incident occured with my brother. He was drunk and decided that if he couldn't have her that there was nothing to live for. He told her to tell his daughter that daddy would be watching over her and that he would see her in heaven someday. He then proceeded to tell his girlfriend that he wanted her to see what his dead body would look like.
His girlfriend who was not with him in person was scared to death. She called 911 and the sheriff came and took my brother to the psych ward luckily before he had the chance to harm himself. They also made sure to confiscate the shotgun he had. He was there four days and returned home yesterday.
My brother is home with his girlfriend and daughter
Witty Screen Name and Zena are looking for a good home!
Please adopt us! What does this mean?
1. buy us stuff from the gift shop,
2. buy us bling packs
3. buy us vipís
4. buy us the occasional blast and whatever else pops into your pretty little head.
5. you will check on our well being daily
6. post positive affirmations in our profiles, blogs, mumms etc.
We in return will:
1. Add ďfu-adopted daughter ofÖ..Ē to our names
2. Ask you to buy us stuff on a daily basis
3. bug you to keep us entertained
4. slam the doors and scream ďI hate youĒ when you donít give us what we want
5. Bring home inappropriate boyfriends
6. play our music real loud to disturb the neighbors
7. make a salute for you. But only after you buy us stuff.
I think in the end you will find this is more than a generous offer.
If youíre interest please buy me something. If youíre not interested, please buy me something and apologize for your lameness.
All rude comments will be
You Got To Be Joking....right...?
Explain to me how anyone could possibly take this web site seriously. Good grief, it's not all that important that you have to be bitchy about who's leaving you retarded comments. You look like an IDIOT!! And stop being so fucking bitchy about everything! Relax, and enjoy the atmosphere!! At least it's not myspace!!! ROTFLMAO!!!!
Its been crazy around here. The day before yesterday, at my grandson's school open house, we found out that his mom was in jail.
She was arrested for two counts of drug trafficking and two counts of child endangerment.
I'm so totally blown away, I can't think straight.
Needless to say, he is now staying at my house with his dad.
The reason I'm posting this is because I don't quite understand how someone can not keep their children first and foremost in their lives.
I'm sure some of you will be able to justify her actions, but for me, I have no use for anyone who would do anything that would jeopardize their children.
Hey, fellow fubar ers....thanks for letting me vent.
I very seldom have the opportunity to interact with children. When I do, it is always a learning experience for me.
Yesterday, in the doctor's office, I saw a small toddler, 2 years old or so. I always enjoy making funny faces when they stare. I probably looked like a fool but I did not really care. The mother did not seem to mind and I received a hearty laugh and beautiful smile from him.
I think that babies, and even slightly older children, see things and people exactly as they are. They have not been socialized yet into all of the preconceptions that we as adults carry with us. I do not buy into the notion that children see everyone as ďjust people.Ē They are very perceptive and aware. They can spot even the most subtle of differences...... but they do not add any social stereotypes to those differences.
Children live life fully. Yet their ability to live in the moment is deemed by adults to be ďa short attention span.Ē Their sense of time without regard for past or futur
"SOMETHIN FOR EVERONE OR GET THE FORK OUTTA MY STORE"
I Am On Video Now
My first video...well there is no sound sorry my computer doesn't pic sound up very well but at least you get to see me!!!
It feels as if she is alive for the first time--that her soul is free--she is standing by a small pool of water--the moon is full as it shines down upon her--the water is glistening as the moonlight hits it--the night is hot and humid--she looks around at her surroundings--not sure how she happened upon this place--on the right and the left the pool is surrounded by ancient trees--there is a waterfall flowing down over the side of the mountain that stands in front of her--she is drawn closer to the water--the sound of the water splashing over the rocks is exciting--she stands before the edge of the water--slowly unbutttons her dress and lets it fall to the ground--the air is warm and moist on her skin--she looks at her body--the way the moonlight plays upon every curve--every cervice--her breasts feel fuller--softer--the slight breeze teases her nipples and they harden as if they had been teased by the hands of her lover--she moves into the water in a quick quiet dive--barely disturbin
Tomorrow I plan on deleting all the crap off my page and hope that them people behind Fubar delete this thing within the next two weeks. I will not be here as of Saturday!! So, if ANY of you reading this want to keep in touch and haven't done so already, EMAIL ME at email@example.com.
If I don't hear from you, I guess you really don't care whether or not we keep in touch. I do NOT plan on returning to Fubar, EVER, so this is your last chance. I won't have my feelings hurt if you choose not to KIT either...just sayin'...don't let this opportunity pass you by!
Nice knowing most of you, and Thank you to all those who have ever posted comments on my page, pics, left rates, and gifts, or just said hi in private message once in a while. Nothing has gone by me unappreciated. I know I didn't always say so, but those of you who left constant notes really made my day. THANK YOU and BIG HUGS to those who did.
Take care, hope to hear from you, and God Bless!
Corona"no Real Pics,,,,,goodbye"
To anybody who knew me on fubar: I just want to say I'm leaving.It really isn't some place I have made real friends.I don't talk to anybody on here.So to all those who spoke to me best of luck to you.As of 8/31/09 I'll be taking fubar off of my computer. I wanted to make a prayer request for my baby sister.She is 19 and pregnant.I was just recently informed my baby nephew could possibly have chance of being mentally retarded.He is due October of this year.Please keep us in your prayers! What are considered real pics on here?Are there not supposed to be any decent people on the internet?This "corona" told me I have no real pics but yet when I went to comment on his profile it said I was not allowed to do so.Well my pics are of my kids,family,and myself.No nudes ones I work hard for my money and teach my daughters to have self respect.So Mr.Corona and others out there like that who don't like my pics you can blow it out your tailpipe.
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i got my own lounge and it will going up slowly but ill get it there so fell free to stop in what should i do
i picked up my wifes cell today to call my phone so i could find it and found were she was haveing sub. sexy in text messeges she says it for me but she gave her number out to some guy she only knows on myspace and thats it i got mad and im hurt she said its to help her be more agresive in our relationship but she has ben distant for weeks now and saying that i dont trust her and she wonders why im just tired of being hurt http://www.fubar.com/bulletins.php?b=2785161918,-- ok everyone check this link out
Birthday: Jan. 5, 1981
Birthplace: St. Louis
Current Location: Bonne Terre
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brown
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: German
The Shoes You Wore Today: Skechers
Your Weakness: My Nieces and Nephews
Your Fears: Snakes and Spiders
Your Perfect Pizza: Supreme Stuff Crust
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: To live life to the fullest.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: roflmao, lol
Thoughts First Waking Up: Do I have to get up
Your Best Physical Feature: I've heard my eyes
Your Bedtime: Depends what time I have to get up
Your Most Missed Memory: My grandpa
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: Mac Donalds
Single or Group Dates: Depends
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Neither Red Diamond
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Cappuccino
Do you Smoke: Yes
Do you Swear: Yes
Do you Sing: No
Do you Shower Daily: Yes
Have you Been in
Have you seen the documentary ďSicko or No end in sightĒ, if so what did you think of them???
I hope everyone on Fubar is having a wonderful Holiday Season :) This site is meant to meet and get to know people Ö I have found that so many people are more worried about points and being rude then using the site expressing each of our individualities. Sharing with others what makes you you Öso itís made me wonder what you as a person like or dislike about this site???
Somewhere out there tonight
I know that you're waiting
As hot and horny as I am
Craving what I've been craving
All night long
I just can't hold it back or in any longer
These naughty feelings that you inspire
Tonight I must confess
My hidden secret longing lover is this
I wanna have sex with you
Don't wanna make love
Don't want nothing even close
All I want
All I need is your carnal cure to fulfill my wildest fantasys
Loving you long
Loving you slow
No strings attached
No hearts broken
No promises made
Just this and only this one simple thing do I wanna do
All night long
Don't care if it's right or if it's wrong
I just wanna have sex with you
I'll use my mouth
I'll use my hands
I'll use whatever it takes to please you
Make you mine for a short time
No wedding ring
Just a few stolen hours together is all that I'm asking for
Away from any and all pryi
Fubar is great, but there are sooo many other ways to communicate and entertain online, so here is my info:
IM & eMail
Let me know your fubar id# and I will send some love your way This and my other stories can be found at Rift's Erotic story archive
Darkness surrounded the houses like a shroud. The streets were long empty of people, and only the wind swept leaves moved along the road. Nothing broke the silence as a dark figure emerged from the shadows taking confident steps towards one of the houses. Stopping in front of the house the figure is bathed in the soft glow from a nearby street light. The light shows the figure to be man, younger than his poise would suggest, with the sort of good looks that would not look out of place on the cat-works of London or Milan. But this was not London, and the clothes worn by this young man not the latest fashions, but a snug leather jacket and crisp blac
The Color Purple
~The Color Purple~
i can still feel my heart race as i remember the first time
His hand found the smooth delicate skin marking it beautifully
with a bright red handprint.
taking in a deep breathe, a single tear escapes from my
baby blues as i feel another blow find it's target upon
the other side, making both cheeks glow with a mark of
helplessly wiggling in my place, His hand continues to
decorate the once barren canvas. i scream out begging Him
to stop, as i feel the sting of His hand hit the warmth
of a mark, feeling the skin swell and burn as the welt
He stops for a brief moment, looking at me, His voice
sends a chill of excitement and angst throughout me
as He asks me if i've had enough. knowing that at any moment
i could yell out my safe word and be done, quietly i ask
Him to please continue, that i love to feel the swelling
the throbbing of His hand upon my skin.
tears flowing freely as they hit the floor. with swift quic
On a recent weekend in Atlantic City, a woman won a bucketful of quarters at a slot machine. She took a break from the slots for dinner with her husband in the hotel dining room. But first she wanted to stash the quarters in her room. "I'll be right back and we'll go to eat," she told her husband and carried the coin-laden bucket to the elevator. As she was about to walk into the elevator she noticed two men already aboard. Both were black. One of them was big.. very big... an intimidating figure. The woman froze.
Her first thought was: These two are going to rob me. Her next thought was: Don't be a bigot, they look like perfectly nice gentlemen.
But racial stereotypes are powerful, and fear immobilized her. She stood and stared at the two men. She felt anxious, flustered and ashamed. She hoped they didn't read her mind - but God, they had to know what she was thinking!
Her hesitation about joining them in the elevator was all too obvious now. Her face was flushed. She couldn'
No One Will Flash Me Lol
ok some one just left me a studip comment in my shout box, no names
she dont think any one would show mw there tits
so my question is, who would show me your boobs??
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(SIGN AT BOTTOM)
Went to a party Mom
(read all the way to the bottom and sign yourname)
I went to a party,
And remembered what you said.
You told me not to drink, Mom,
so I had a sprite instead.
I felt proud of myself,
The way you said I would,
that I didn't drink and drive,
though some friends said I should.
I made a healthy choice,
And your advice to me was right.
The party finally ended,
and the kids drove out of sight.
I got into my car,
Sure to get home in one piece.
I never knew what was coming, Mom,
something I expected least.
Now I'm lying on the pavement,
And I hear the policeman say,
the kid that caused this wreck was drunk,
Mom, his voice seems far away.
My own blood's all around me,
As I try hard not to cry.
I can hear the paramedic say,
this girl is go
why don't older woman like
talking to 24 year
When I was growing we lived in front of a church (and my family isn't religious). It was a Sat. night and the next day at the church there was supposed to be this big female choir group performing. They had this illuminated sign with interchangable letters on it. My friend and I umplugged the sign and changed the letters (and just threw out the extras). When the choir group showed up the sign read "69 Singing Whores, Singing this Sunday!" It was all over the news. We lived in a small town.
This One Is Good
When I was twelve years old I bought a box of treats for my pet hampster. I tried one and liked it so much that I kept eating them one by one until I had eaten the whole box. Then, feeling guilty, I went and bought another box for Sniffy...and ate them, too. I'm fourty-something now and can still remember how delicious they were.
Uh Oh Did You Know
When I'm stuck in traffic and there's people coming out of a small store and trying to merg in with traffic, I always think about where there coming from. If there coming right out of Mcdonalds I won't let them pass me..I don't know I have some thought that "hey McDonalds isn't healthy...NO." but when their coming out of some place that I life to go...a mall or something that is good like a library or something. I always let them through...
A collection of confessions from real people who anonymously admit their strangest secrets.
I hit a car yesterday when I pulled into a parking spot and the only one who was a witness was someone parked right next to me that just happend to be sitting in his car, so I pretended to be writing a letter to the owner of the car till the other driver took off. I made like a banana and split. (there was no damage by the way to either of our cars, atleast none that I could see)
I am a military police officer in charge of base security and all of my co-workers and I spend all day surfing the internet. We only do maybe 10 min. of work in a 12 hour shift, and get paid good money to do it too. That's Homeland Security for ya
Ihave a bottle of vodka in my desk at work and sometimes I get wasted. I wonder if anyone knows?
Last but not least.... I read other peoples confessions. I am an also a network administrator, and I have this uncontrollable urge to track the people whom post thes
The Man In The Glass
the man in the glass
THE MAN IN THE GLASS.. IF YOU GET WHAT YOU WANT IN YOUR STRUGGLE FOR SELF AND THE WORLD MAKES YOU A KING FOR A DAY JUST GO TO THE MIRROR AND LOOK AT YOURSELF AND SEE WHAT THAT MAN HAS TO SAY FOR IT ISN'T YOUR FATHER OR MOTHER OR WIFE WHOSE JUDGEMENT YOU HAVE TO PASS THE FELLOW WHOSE VERDICT COUNTS MOST IN YOUR LIFE IS THE ONE STARING BACK FROM THE GLASS SOME PEOPLE MAY THINK YOU A STRAIGHT-SHOOTING CHUM AND CALL YOU A WONDERFUL GUY BUT THE MAN IN THE GLASS SAYS YOUR'RE ONLY A BUM IF YOU CAN'T LOOK HIM STRAIGHT IN THE EYE HE'S THE FELLOW TO PLEASE, NEVER MIND ALL THE REST FOR HE'S WITH YOU CLEAR UP TO THE END AND YOU'VE PASSED YOUR MOST DANGEROUS, DIFFICULT TEST IF THE MAN IN THE GLASS IS YOUR FRIEND YOU MAY FOOL THE WHOLE WORLD, DOWN THE PATHWAY OF LIFE AND GET PATS ON YOUR BACK AS YOU PASS BUT YOUR FINAL REWARD WILL BE HEARTACHES AND TEARS IF YOU'VE CHEATED THE MAN IN THE GLASS
not sure who wrote this but i love it
Is It That Hard
is really that hard
is really that hard to be a risk taker
is it really that hard to have faith
is it really that hard to be faithfull
is it really that hard to be a true friend
is it really that hard to love someone with no strings
is it really that hard to make the first move
is it really that hard to be yourself
let me know how hard it is
Andrew. What more can I say? He is the best guy out there in the world, he is the first person, first male in my life that I can actually say cares for me, the way I need them to. Heís so close to a father figure, something I havenít known in 12 years. And it brings me to tears every time. He is someone I can call day or night, someone who will just sit there on the phone and let me cry and not ask questions, but just make it better. Heís the kind of guy who will, show up unannounced and say lets go for a drive. He is my guardian. He protects me in the time of need and he makes the tears stop for the time of joy. Ex-marine, so believe me when I say, you canít make him do anything he doesnít want to do. Iím his angel and heíll protect me from end on. Andrew, you donít know how much you mean to me, you donít know how hard it is for me to trust you, for me to let you in, when all Iíve known from male father figures is heartache and pain. Please donít hurt me like the others, please just
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Breaking out into the scene, with some wickedly delicious Lyrics ...If you have a taste for Rock / Electro / Gothic.
YOU WILL LOVE THEM ...Just like I do , If you have a myspace page ...ADD THEM and tell them Kiki sent you !! Erik and Curtis are two great guys ... Here's a few pictures of them ... Love ya Erik n Curtis!!! can't wait to see you again real SOON!!!
~A Gorey Demise~
by Creature Feature
A Is For Amber Who Drowned In A Pool
B Is For Billy Who Was Eaten By Ghouls
C Is For Curt With Disease Of The Brain
D Is For Daniel Derailed On A Train
E Is Erik Who Was Buried Alive
F Is For Frank Who Was Stabbed Through The Eye
G Is For Greg Who Died In The Womb
H Is For Heather Who Was Sealed In A Tomb
One By One We Bite The Dust
We Kick The Bucket And B
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FOR REAL PEOPLE NOW I AM GOIN 2 SAY IT CAUSE ITS GETTIN ON MY NERVERS. TELLIN YOU KNOW I AM TIRED OF BIN FUCKED WITH BY ANY 1. SHIT IS GETTIN OLD ADULTS FUCK NO ITS A BUNCH OF LIL KIDS IN ADULTS BODYS. TELL YOU THIS NOW YOU FUCK ME I WILL FUCK YOU
A little boy walks into his parents' room to see his mom on top of his dad bouncing up and down. the mom sees her son and quickly dismounts, worried about what her son has seen. She dresses quickly and goes to find him. The son sees his mom and asks, "What were you and Dad doing?" The mother replies, "Well, you know your dad has a big tummy and sometimes I have to get on top of it and help flatten it." "Your wasting your time," said the boy. "Why is that?" the mom asked puzzled. "Well when you go shopping the lady next door comes over and gets on her knees and blows it right back up."
As sure as I am standing here now Let no man get in my way Upon this very day Let no person rain on my day! For this is what I have to say! I let these people push me around And call me names For what I ask? Still no clear on that fact But this is how they must be treated In the same fashion that they act! Some people act like children for number of reasons and the most important one is that they parents haven't taught them right from wrong, they haven't been taught how to respect others! These same people went through school picking on kids that really wasn't quite a class A group! Bullies of the yard more than less! You take and take But yet you still seem so fucking fake! As you continue on I dream of the day you take a flying leap off a fucking cliff Or maybe drown in a fucking lake Because frankly I just don't fucking care!