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Letters From Heaven
She jumped up as soon as she saw the surgeon come out of the operating room. She said: "How is my little boy ? Is he going to be all right ? When can I see him ?"
The surgeon said, "I'm sorry. We did all we could, but your boy didn't make it."
Sally said, "Why do little children get cancer ? Doesn't God care any more ? Where were you, God, when my son needed you ?"
The surgeon asked, "Would you like some time alone with your son? One of the nurses will be out in a few minutes, before he's transported to the university."
Sally asked the nurse to stay with her while she said good bye to son. She ran her fingers lovingly through his thick red curly hair. "Would you like a lock of his hair ?" the nurse asked.
Sally nodded yes. The nurse cut a lock of the boy's hair, put it in a plastic bag and handed it to Sally.
The mother said, "It was Jimmy's idea to donate his body to the University for Study. He said it might help somebody else. "I said no at first, but Jimmy said,
So true for all my friends...
MySpace Graphics & MySpace Codes
So click the pic and do it!!! LMAO
Since I can't do a mumm yet no matter how hard I keep trying to increase my points (argh!), I'll just ask here.
If you have a boyfriend/girlfriend and they would rather look at porn and jack off, than have sex with you does that mean:
A) you are unattractive. Really, quick, grab your paper sack!
B) you suck in bed.
C) he/she is the one with the issues, not you.
What do you think? I'd put on there that he/she is just bored but we'll just say this has been the case throughout the duration of the "hypothetical" relationship.
Lyrics (not By Me) That I Like
"Fiddle And The Drum"
And so once again,
My dear Johnny, my dear friend,
And so once again you are fighting us all,
And when I ask you why,
You raise your sticks and cry, and I fall,
Oh, my friend,
How did you come?,
To trade the fiddle for the drum,
You say I have turned,
Like the enemies you've earned,
But I can remember,
All the good things you are,
And so I ask you please,
Can I help you find the peace and the star?,
Oh, my friend,
What time is this?,
To trade the handshake for the fist
And so once again,
Oh, America my friend,
And so once again,
You are fighting us all,
And when we ask you why,
You raise your sticks and cry and we fall,
Oh, my friend,
How did you come,
To trade the fiddle for the drum
You say we have turned,
Like the enemies you've earned,
But we can remember,
All the good things you are,
And so we ask you please,
Can we help you find the peace and the star?,
Oh my friend,
We have all come,
To fear the beating of your drum
A Tale Of A Lady
Tale of a lady
Here’s the story, nothing but the facts
The lady was frustrated, she couldn’t relax.
She needed to find, a much needed release.
Until then, there would be no peace.
Every night, she’d stand before a mirror
She was waiting for a knight to appear.
At night, as she’d start to undress
Waiting for a knight to help her from distress
When one day, there was a knight heading south
Could this be him the words whispered from her mouth.
Can this be the man of my dreams?
Will he fill my evenings with passion and screams?
As their eyes met almost like a spell.
Into his arms she fell.
As their lips hungrily kissed,
She knew, this is what she’s missed.
He gently picked her up and laid her upon her bed.
An, out of her mouth, these words were said.
I love being as one with this gentleman.
He explores my body, fills my needs like he understands
As their bodies became as one, her head begin to spin.
As he slowly but slo
I am scrambling around trying to get kids ready to start school in a week.I need to get my truck ready for inspection by sept. 1st and for some added fun I entered a contest on the FU. It is my first one and will probably be my last.
The contest runs till Aug. 27th and I am way behind. I would love to give my friends 11's.
If ya bored check it out
Make sure you give Cappy sum luv too!
Little Johnny Story
is it possible to have feelings for someone you never met in person
You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming.
-- Alan, age 10
No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with.
-- Kristen, age 10
WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?
Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then.
-- Camille, age 10
HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?
You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids.
-- Derrick, age 8
WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?
Both don't want any more kids.
-- Lori, age 8
WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you liste
This is mearly so the people in my freinds list can get to the blogs I have set for friends view only blogs. Look to the left and below under other blogs by this author.
Barbiie is behind and needs help. The contest is over at noon Sunday! Please help catch her up! She is behind 375
All help is appreciated!
Help my friend Ann to level....she only needs 2400! Thank You!!
ann l@ fubar
Well My Day Was Pretty Good Today As I Got Hired Fulltime For The Company I Work For And Again We Held A Candle Light Vigil Luncheon For Nichole Today
Her Parents And Friends And co Workers Gathered For A Memorial In Hall E Today And We Then Showed A video Of Her Life As A Child And Gathered Roses And Donations For The Memorial Service.
In the past year I have dated:
~A British heavy metal musician, who was 7 years younger than I. Ironically, he was the youngest I dated, and the most mature. Go figure INS would fuck it up.
~A motocross racer and parts manager for a local shop, older by 4 years. He just didn't have time for a full time girl, but didn't bother to communicate that to me.
~A parts puller, younger by 3 years, who didn't understand that "No, I don't want to have sex" actually means "No, I don't want to have sex." The entire second half of the date was spent with him asking me every 5 minutes (no exaggerating) "When we going to go make out?" I left early.
~A nuclear power inspector, older by 6 years, who was so insecure and tightfisted with money that I had enough. Fights were awful, and over how I spent my own money, how I coparented my daughter, how I lived in my own home...etc. Bounced.
~An IT hipster, 3 years younger. He's just too flaky for me, failing to answer his phone and canc
8. SCORPIO - The Addict
(the Scorpion - 24 October 21 November)
* EXTREMELY adorable.
* Good Lover
* Loves to joke.
* Very good sense of humor.
* GOOD kisser.
* Always get what they want.
* Easy going.
* Loves being in long relationships.
This sums me up pretty well LOL But I barely get what I want though so, I'm not too sure about that one LOL =D
As I Lie Here
COME ROCK DJ BOO BOO WITH RATES AND COMMENTS YEP SHE JOINED ANOTHER CONTEST AND NEEDS EVERYBODYS HELP TO MAKE THIS WIN HAPPEN EVEN IF YOU JUST LEAVE A RATE IT HELPS ITS A 7 DAY CONTEST
HERE ARE THE RULES TO THE CONTEST
-Contest started today MARCH 22 at 7 pm PST and will end MARCH 28TH at 7pm PST.
-Contest is open daily from 7am to 7pm PST...or 10am to 10pm EST. If you wanna rate/bomb other than times specified then u must add the host.
-Rates count for 10 points and comments 1 point.
-In order to vote and participate in the contest, you have to add/fan/rate the host as all folders will be set to friends only.
HERES HIS LINK TO ADD HIM. HES AN AMAZING AND AWESOME PERSON. GOOD FRIEND TO HAVE!!!
SO COME HELP BOMB AND HAVE SOME FUN KEEP IT DRAMA FREE The lies,
The false lo
Sometimes I sit here and roam the net and get inspired to do things. Like today, was no exception, was a very inspiring day for me. I was on many different FUBAR pages and found out how many BBW's are out here. ALL of them very proud of this image too. It inspired me to do something too. Showing more of who I am. I am not ashamed of being a BBW I am just ashamed of what I have allowed others to say about me. I am an adult, still growing up. Something that other adults say they don't need or want to. I know that there are more major achievements that I have yet to do in my life and one of them is to start being proud of who I am. I know I am not as large and in charge like others but, damnit I am a good looking woman. And what is the best part of this is that I have a damned hot man beside me, holding my hand, and smiling every step of the way with me. I never realized how much he is in love with me till today. When we were in a conversation about one of his past friends here. Talk abou
YOU KNOW YOU TELL PEOPLE THAT YOU CARE N LOVE THAT YOU BEING SENT BACK TO IRAQ AFTER CHRISTMAS N THEY REALLY DONT GIVE A FUCK, AND THATS REALLY FUCK UP CUZ THEY ARE CLUELESS TO WHAT GOES ON OVER THERE AND HOW MANY MEN AND WOMEN ARE LOSING THERE LIFES OVER THERE FOR THIS COUNTRY AND THERE FAMILIES LOSING THERE MOTHERS, FATHERS, BROTHERS, AND SISTERS OVER THERE. I SHOULD KNOW I HAVE LOST 15 OF MY CLOSES FRIENDS OVER THERE AND IM HAVING TO LEAVE MY DAUGHTER BEHIND AGAIN TO GO BACK OVER THERE AFTER CHRISTMAS. THOUGHT I WOULD WRITE THIS N GET THIS OFF MY MIND. My heart is a treasure chest
locked deep within
A key that you may enter
is yours to keep
so whenever you should
open it,inside you shall see
stored in a special place
how much you mean to me
Wherever I go it is with me,
In the night where dreams
are sweet ,I see us in a
horoscope of stars,
a future to be ours
Each dawn I awake I see you
in a sunlight of happiness
to be my very own keepsake
You are a treasure I sha
Cleaning Up Lists
I am cleaning up my Friends & Family lists. If I look at a picture and don't recognize the person, or I have not seen the person at my page in such a long enough time that I don't remember when they were last there, it is because they have not been to my page in a long long time, so I am deleting them. I need to make room for people who do visit regularly and people I do remember. No offense, but you are only allowed so many in each list per level and I know you would not leave someone in your friends or family list, that you did not recognize their picture for they had not visited in a great while. Want back in, visit more lol. Hugz
FINALLY DOT IS HELPING OUT INSTEAD OF HURTING US!
Ohio, Kentucky on the watch for truck tailgaters State police in Kentucky and Ohio are taking part in a new campaign asking four-wheelers to give big trucks a little space.The campaign is part of a national program spearheaded by the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration known as Ticketing Aggressive Cars and Trucks, or TACT. The program is aimed at teaching driver awareness around commercial vehicles. The Ohio DOT and Kentucky Department of Vehicle Enforcement are also helping out with the states' respective campaigns, putting up signs that read "Don't get a ticket, leave more space."According to the Ohio State Highway Patrol's Web site, 70 percent of car-truck accidents are not the fault of the trucker, and a leading cause of the wrecks is that four-wheelers don't give trucks enough room.
Now listen to me! Read through all of this, and don't stop till you hit the bottom, or you'll reg
I want to thank everyone that helped me to level up. It proves that it is a nice place around here.
So Thanks Read down to the very bottom highlighted in green, IT'LL GIVE YOU GOOSE-BUMPS!!!
You don't want to miss this! ((*_*) )
1. The Garden of Eden was in Iraq
2. Mesopotamia, which is now Iraq, was the cradle of civilization!
3. Noah built the ark in Iraq
4. The Tower of Babel was in Iraq
5. Abraham was from Ur, which is in Southern Iraq !
6. Isaac's wife Rebekah is from Nahor, which is in Iraq !
7. Jacob met Rachel in Iraq
8. Jonah preached in Nineveh - which is in Iraq
9. Assyria, which is in Iraq, conquered the ten tribes of Israel
10. Amos cried out in Iraq !
11 Babylon , which is in Iraq , destroyed Jerusalem
12. Daniel was in the lion's den in Iraq !
13. The three Hebrew children were in the fire in Iraq (Jesus had been in Iraq also as the fourth person in the Fiery Furnace!)
14. Belshazzar, the King o
The government keeps deprivin us, bribin us into dept and further ingnorance, livin up ourselves but only to be crumbled to death I've been told so many tales till up untill today i've been left confused knowin the shoes of who the man drowned in our sins is just the point of views of ancient men, so i've been told, those who've contradicted the world hurled up tornadoes storms until they got the sea shell's pearl, word! How longer can u hold up a morage? dodgin Gods and God see the sun will always shine after it fogs guards stand in these vacekits keepin the truth from the curious faces, ancient ages ago I figured man interpreted as so when God spoke, go walk to the river he said, he saids when he talks you'll quiver, ohhh ok so he's just livestalk you need his liver. In ancient times one language was spoken but his knowledge is plenty.
Hi ho, hi ho,
it's off to work I go!
To earn my pay; survive the day
Hi ho, hi ho hi ho,
Hi ho, hi ho,
I hope I don't drive slow
'cuz if i'm late, I'll meet my fate
Oh no, oh no oh no
Hi ho, uh oh
I think I stubbed my toe
My leg's asleep, oh woe is me
Uh oh, this blows, fo sho
Hi ho, hi ho
It's to the phone, I go
To call and say I won't be in
Todayyyy, this poem
is very gayyyy.
Suck it, I had 5 minutes to write it.
Much love, and later!
- Mike-e I'm sick of it. I haven't even actually had it yet, and I just hate it.
It destroys so much, and ruins so many opportunities for me to just be happy and content, and to feel good about myself.
I don't hate anyone who does it. I just hate how it makes things awkward. I know I play with fire alot - it's no surprise to me that I get burned so easily.
I know it's not macho or anything to feel this way, but I can't help it. I just really want something real, I guess. :/ The show totally kicked ass! Everyone was
A Beautiful Smile
This a beautifl poem copy righted by someoen i have taken permission to put on this blog. Please do not abuse
A Beautiful Smile
Starting In your eyes
Reaching your lips
bringing me joy
A Beautiful smile
Across your face
Happy and full of grace
melting my heart
A Beautiful Smile
Lighting your face
Deep & Sparkling
makes my heart jumps
A Beautiful Smile
A Beautiful magic
Terder but vibrant
Feelings of Love Untold
Come On My Friends
I was just wondering. Why is it that I have over 1700 friends, but I only have just over 300 fans? Come on my friends, fan me!
This was the first yr i ever got to go to Ozzfest...me and my honey went on friday...i'm still trying to recoup...we got to see Hatebreed, Static-X, Lamb of God(i had never seen them or heard of them before. and they kicked ass.) and of course the fucking man OZZY OSBOURNE!!!!!!!!!!! I can't wait to go next yr...maybe i'll get better tix's than we did this yr..i had a rocking time and i would recommend that everybody go....lmao
Please Do This 4 Me!
1.Whats your name?
2.Are we close?
3.What do you think of me?
4.Do you have a crush on me?
5.Would you kiss me?
6.Would you fuck me?
7.Describe me in 3 words?
8.If you had me for 30 minutes wat would you do?
9.What was your first impression of me?
10.Do u still think the same?
11.What reminds you of me?
12.If you could give me anything wat would it be?
13.How well do you no me?
14.What do you like best bout me?
15.Ever wanted 2 tell me something you counldn't?
16.Could you ever love me?
17.Give me a nickname and why?
18.Anytin else 2 say before u go?
The Truth About The Jokers Cards
Carnival of Carnage
Inside cover Extra special thanks: The almighty creator for giving us the gift to entertain.
Thanks mostly goes to The God above!!!
#1 Wax Museum This song basically says to take responsiblity for your actions.
#2 Murder Go Round What goes around comes around.
#3 Chicken Huntin' Don't hate people because they are different.
#4 Mr Johnson's Head Again this gives the idea that racism only leads to death.
#5 Southwest Song You don't have to be perfect "Good people sometimes do bad things" Don't be prideful.
#8 The Dead One Life goes on...about 1:55 sec for some behind for some it says "Christ help you" This song is about being sprirtually dead about 3:01 it says "Have some faith"
#9 My Funhouse We think this speaks of Punishment for one's evil deeds.
#10 For The Maggots Be real, be yourself. being fake, gets you into bad situations.
#11 Wagon Wagon Everybody is going to die "Are you down with the Clown?" Are you spri
Well I was researching the genetic code for another paper I get to write and I found something interesting. Majority of male killers, abusers, rapists, the horrific crimes, they have an extra Y, so their 26th chromosome is XYY instead of XY. Same with males that have moobs but aren't fat. A lot of them have an extra X chromosome which means their 26th is XXY.
So does that mean if we take a genetic profile at the time of birth we could prevent some crimes?
(yes it's mumm form, I'm out of mumms.)
This research is because I'm writing a paper on what is located in each chromosome, and have learned some very interesting facts. In a few instances, false confessions could prove dire. They deprive innocent people freedom; as well as, they make a mockery of the legal system from the police on up to the judges and lawyers. As Leo, R. (2003) states, “It is impossible to estimate how many people give false confessions.” Hansen, M. (1999) argues that roughly 14% to 25% of confessions are f
Special Poem For A Special Person
I love you more than words can say,
My love grows for you each and every day.
You mean the world to me,
Why can't people just let us be?
I love you and you love me,
Don't be bothered by people's jealousy.
You know how to make my heart melt,
Which is something I have never felt.
You stand beside me through the tears & sadness,
And yet you are there even for the madness.
You know how to make me smile when I am sad,
And even when I am mad, you can make me glad.
You love me even when I frown,
But you can turn that frown upside down.
You love for who I am, and not what people see,
For the people who don't see me as you do,can rot
People are just jealous because you love me,
They will just never see how happy we can be.
You make me want to live another day,
And that's a good thing, I can say.
I would give you the world if I could,
But some people don't think I should.
I look past the people's lies and jealousy,
And see the person there that I want it
Just Dont Care
Dont tell me you love me, i just dont care..
dont tell me im special and you will always be there.
dont tell me your lies..i wont believe what you say.
Im tired of games day after day..
Dont tell me you love me.. because its just not true.
I know better now about the things you do.
so leave me alone and just go away..
I have no need for your games today..
Dont tell me you love me, It just gets old..
My name is SILVERTHORN,and im STONE COLD.....
Your Zodaic Sign
Remember, if you are on the cusp of another sign you most likely will have features of both signs...which may lead you into total confusion......
AQUARIUS - The Sweetheart (Jan 20 - Feb 18)
Optimistic and honest. Sweet personality. Very independent. Inventive and intelligent. Friendly and loyal. Can seem unemotional. Can be a bit rebellious. Very stubborn, but original and unique. Attractive on the inside and out. Eccentric personality. 11 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
PISCES - The Dreamer ( Feb 19 - Mar 20 )
Generous, kind, and thoughtful. Very creative and imaginative. May become secretive and vague. Sensitive. Don't like details. Dreamy and unrealistic. Sympathetic and loving. Kind. Unselfish. Good kisser. Beautiful. 8 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
ARIES - The Daredevil ( Mar 21 - April 19)
Energetic. Adventurous and spontaneous. Confident and enthusiastic. Fun. Loves a challenge. EXTREMELY impatient. Sometimes selfish. Short fuse. (easily angered.) L
Wishing You Were Near wrote on 5-18-07
How do I wish you were near.
For you to wipe off my tear.
Wanting you to hold.
Protect you and be bold.
Be the one you love.
Your beauty reminds me of a dove.
To hear your voice reminds me of life.
When mine gets me down i know i have to carry on in strife.
I love you like no other.
My heart beats for you always and forever.
Dreams i have are so warm and true.
What lays ahead i dont know but i want it with you.
I try to fight these feelings i have for you but i cannot.
Im nothing without you im as a bad apple and its about to rot.
The warmth and sweetness of your lips i adore.
I want our bodies to be as one on the floor.
Making love to you would be so loving and tender.
For as i began and now you know how i wish you were near. Untitled wrote on Feb. 14, 2005 (a certain someone will know this is about her if she ever views my blog) its not about love its about sucide that i almost did.
When I'm with you I ache for your to
Mark Christopher Charles Miller
To all my friends and fans that live in or around the Los Angeles area, I need help making a salute. I can write the salute on a piece of paper, but I can't take a picture of myself holding it. I need someone to help me take the picture. So I would like help contact me so we can get together and we can create a salute. That is all. We can only learn about each other so much via the Fubar. With work and other things to do it's not always easy to sit down and just talk. You have stuff to do and I have stuff to do on line. So that is why I suggest that we meet in person in a nice safe public forum like a Burger King or a Carl's Jr. Now I'm not some kind of pervert or sex maniac. I just want to see you in person so we can talk and get to know each other better and who knows what may come of it. I know what I would like to come out of it. But I am not expecting anything other then soda and polite conversation. Anything other then that would be a wonderful dream come true, but it
So there are definitely women on this site who are very nasty fat and very naked.... grossssssss girls, keep your clothes on!!! And i definitely saw a penis.....
[First published in 1845]
Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered weak and weary,
Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore,
While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping,
As of some one gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door.
`'Tis some visitor,' I muttered, `tapping at my chamber door -
Only this, and nothing more.'
Ah, distinctly I remember it was in the bleak December,
And each separate dying ember wrought its ghost upon the floor.
Eagerly I wished the morrow; - vainly I had sought to borrow
From my books surcease of sorrow - sorrow for the lost Lenore -
For the rare and radiant maiden whom the angels named Lenore -
Nameless here for evermore.
And the silken sad uncertain rustling of each purple curtain
Thrilled me - filled me with fantastic terrors never felt before;
So that now, to still the beating of my heart, I stood repeating
`'Tis some visitor entreating entrance at my chamber door -
Some late visitor entreating en
Well theres this georgeous girl that has the most amazing ways of making me smile more than i have ever smiled before. Shes honestly truly amazing. If you are reading this Babygurl i love you and hope u get better soon.Anyways all it takes ais a single word from her and im falling all over the place
I LOVE YOU BABY!!!!!!!!!!! XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXO
My mom and dad will be celebrating their 4oth soon. My Dad needs help finding the perfect gift to comemorate all the years they've been together. They actually started going out in the 6th grade! I also need ideas too, I'm throwing a big bbq, family and friends but have no gift. Any ideas? Keep it clean please! Thanks to all!
P.S. If you'd like repost...the more ideas the better! thx
Back from vacation and I thought I’d sit down and write about a few things that have been bothering me. First and for most......STOP CALLING ME BABY for the love of god. Unless you know me on a personal level of some kind or have talked to me more than three times.....I am NOT YOUR FUCKING BABY!! This does not apply to my family members of course...
Secondly......I do not care what you do in the private environment of your own home regarding my pictures...this is entirely too much information that I need to know!! Plus I really could care less.
Thirdly......unless I ask to see your “private parts” do not ask me to rate your pictures. Why men do this I have no idea....I really don’t give a shit if your 2 inches or 12 inches what the hell am I gonna do with a fucking picture anyway?!?!?!?! No wait....., now that I think about it...maybe I will do something with all the pictures that I’ve received....I think I will publish a coffee table book and call it “The COCKS of Fubar” he
Users Who Should Be Put Away, Tortured, Have Their Balls Removed Slowly And Then Killed. In A Very Slow Painful Way.
wetwillie: whats up sexy
->wetwillie: the sky
wetwillie: might be somthin eles by lookin at u!
ew.. for fucks sake people... thats the cheesiest, most unoriginal line ever... If i wanted to hear about your dick, I'd ask.
wow, back on here properly for less than a week (I'm still catching up guys, you lot in my family/friends know i love ya all, and i'll get round to messaging you all ^_^) and already I've had more retards than I can be bothered to count.. here's todays idiot.. in the oh so lovely shoutbox.. -_-
"raiders0934: im naked on cam wanna see"
my reply.. just so its fair..
->raiders0934: LMFAO... god no... lol..
well.. thats a fantastic welcome back.. lmfao.. I'm sure I'll have lots more to post soon for whoever the 478 people are who actually read this section O_O read from the bottom up because I feel too damn ill to be bothered rearranging the fuckin thing or attempting to make a witty comment.
->JoeS: adding your stupid ass to my list of assholes for
All Is Not
I have about 20 minutes to get as many rates as possible..lol...If you haven't rated this pic please do so for me..Just a rate is all I need..OK?
I wasn't sure where to put this particular topic, lol. But it does have alot to do with energy, so this ended up here!
I feel the need to write this because, of late, I have had several friends, both online and off, who have encountered their first past life companion that was a past life spouse/lover/whatever. This is truly a mind-blowing experience and tends to upset one alot, lol!! That is a most diplomatic way to put it, lmao!!
How do you recognize a past life companion, of the generic sort? You meet them and it feels like you've known them forever, lol. I tend to get a chill running up my spine, as well. But that may just be me. You are comfortable with these people for no good reason that you can see. Chances are you have known each other in a past life or two, or more!
Past life companions that have been spouses/lovers/whatevers cause a little different response, lol. The strength of the response depends on many things, from what I can tell: how many lives you have spe
ummm... can they PLEASE make this site lamer. I don't think it is quite wide enough.
State Of Whatever It Needs To Be At The Time!!
The state of Ohio has recently become part of National News with the floods that we had this past summer. We had some pretty bad flood waters in my area as well, in fact my town was one of the worst.
Water levels in some homes reached from a few inches to whole homes have been lost to these waters...and even the playgrounds have been effected.
I know that for some of you it may not mean much, but if you have a moment to keep people here in my town AGAIN in your thoughts and prayers, as we are flooding again, and parts of our town has been shut down again.
We are hoping that it will not be as bad as this summer, yet we still have people that have not found new homes and are still suffering their losses from this past summer. So please keep us in your thoughts and prayers yet again as we have rising water levels. Thanks, Jenn
I'm not sure if I can deal with things anymore. i have stresses coming at me from all directions. school, child, home and so on. So if
The Virgo In Me
I don't invest a lot in these. I read for fun. Most of the time I like to read OLD ones to see if they were any kind of relevant at all. Most of the time they're so damn vague anyone could relate. Heh, nothing magical or mystical there.
So, when I read this it really caught me a bit by surprise to find out that quite a bit of it is true for me. Then again, the people on the boards I've quoted from say it's been pretty typical of their lives as well.
Is it because it's the same "vague blanketed comments" tactic used in the newspaper and tabloid blurbs? Or is it because we're all (mostly) Virgos and, well, it was written for Virgos after all? Hmmm One may never know.
It's a fun and interesting read nonetheless.
(Yes, it's lengthy. I enjoyed it anyway.)
Virgo (August 23 - September 22)
Your August Horoscope
by Susan Miller
It matters not if your house is neat or a messy disaster. Inside, as a Virgo, you li
9/11 facts....coincidental or not?? (open Word 4 real!)....
Body: and you KNOW me.. i never do or repost these things because they never work but this did. FREAKYYY..
Now listen to me! Read through all of this, and don't stop till you hit the bottom, or you'll regret it!
UNITED WE STAND
1) New York City has 11 letters
2) Afghanistan has 11 letters.
3) Ramsin Yuseb (The terrorist who threatened to destroy the Twin Towers in 1993) has 11 letters.
4) George W Bush has 11 letters.
5) The two twin towers make an "11"
This could be a mere coincidence, but this gets more interesting:
2) The first plane crashing against the Twin Towers was flight number
3) Flight 11 was carrying 92 passengers. 9 + 2 = 11
4) Flight 77 which also hit Twin Towers, was carrying 65 passengers.
6+5 = 11
5) The tragedy was on September 11, or 9/11 as it is now known. 9 + 1+ 1 = 11
6) The date is equal to the US emergency services telephone number 911.
I am real and you will see me when I'm ready for you to see me. Oh and if you want to be my friend then start working on my stash or other things that I post.
When life has been hard, i look up above,
and when i am sad I look to your love.
When things don't seem fair, I have you to turn to.
Before i was bore you knew who i was
and shone down on earth and sent me your love,
though born we are dying, but dying we live
to walk with the father at last we shall live. Life brings us to points where we question what it is all about. Is all that we go through worth it? The pain, suffering, struggles? We never think so but, there is a God that is there for us when we need him and he is even there when we do not need him....amazing that the only time many go to him is when we are in pain or trouble. We have to remember that he is there at ALL times.
Hi Friends, as you know my son is in the Army and currently in Afghanistan. My daughter sent me this site, where you can send a thank you note to the troops. This is free and would make a soldier feel good. Please take a minute and send one.
Thank you Many of us celebrate diffent holidays this time of year. I want to take this opportunity to wish all my friends Happy Holidays and wish you all a GREAT NEW YEAR!!! THIS IS REAL! Below is a link to snopes which verifies the legitimacy of this virus and I would encourage you to go to snopes because there are SEVERAL variations placed in the subject line of the infected e-mail and snopes informs you of them.
Here is a link to the snopes page:
SEND THIS TO EVERYONE ON YOUR CONTACT LIST!!
A new virus has just been discovered that has been classified
THIS WAS POSTED BY SOMEONE THAT IS PERFECT TO THIS SITE...I CANNOT WAIT UNTIL...OF COURSE UNLESS HE IS PART OF THE "CLIQUE" OF FUBAR...THAT THEY TAKE HIS SHIT AWAY OR CHANGE SOMETHING HE HOLDS DEAR TO HIM
FUBAR... FUBARED?....hmmmm (repost)
date: 2007-08-23 16:08:06
Although I have the tendency to attack with vigor the implicit stupidity that seems to drip from the cracks and crevasses of this site and splatter upon the bulletin board and blogs... I do see the point of some of the arguments. Still, even having a relevant point does not make the argument any less irrelevant
Despite what the agitators and instigators of the site wish you to think as they post their blathering nonsense and claims of victimhood...the people running Fubar aren't out there concocting and plotting the next travesty they wish to unleash on the community at large just for the sake of pissing off 1/3rd of their customers. As with most things, the changes that are made to the site are done to better
Fun Fun Fun
why can't i post any mumms wth i did before now it wont let me well this is fun finally finished updating this computer
5 Levels Of Hangovers
Q: My husband wants a threesome with my best friend and me.
A. Obviously your husband can not get enough of you! Knowing that there is one of you he can only settle for the next best thing, your best friend. Far from being an issue, this can only bring you closer together. Why not get some of your old college roommates involved too? If you are still apprehensive, maybe you should let him be with your friends without you. If you're still not sure, then just perform oral sex on him and cook him a nice meal while you think about it.
Q: My husband continually asks me to perform oral sex on him.
A: Do it. Semen can help you lose weight and gives a great glow to your skin. Interestingly, men know this. His offer to allow you to perform oral sex on him is totally selfless. This shows he loves you. The best thing to do is thank him by performing it twice a day: then cook him a nice meal.
Q: My husband has too many nights out with the boys.
A: This is perfectly na
THE FOLDED NAPKIN
A Truckers Story
If this doesn't light your fire..your wood is wet!
I try not to be biased, but I had my doubts about hiring Stevie. His placement counselor assured me that he would be a good, reliable busboy. But I had never had a mentally handicapped employee and wasn't sure I wanted one. I wasn't sure how my customers would react to Stevie.
He was short, a little dumpy with the smooth facial features and thick-tongued speech of Downs
Syndrome. I wasn't worried about most of my trucker customers because truckers don't generally care who buses tables as long as the meatloaf platter is good and the pies are homemade.
The four-wheeler drivers were the ones who concerned me; the mouthy college kids traveling to school; the yuppie snobs who secretly polish their silverware with their napkins for fear of catching some dreaded "truck stop germ" the pairs of white-shirted business men on expense accounts who think every truck stop waitress wants
Have You Ever?
Have you ever done something that you thought was the right thing and it make you feel like crap? About 5 months ago me and my wife seperated which i thought was the right thing to do. We argue daily neither of us were ever happy and we wanted to seperate and eventually get a divorce before we ended up hating eachother. I don't know about most people but i think it would be better for both are kids who are 3 and 2 years old if me and my wife could atleast be atleast friends. My wife was at my house today with both my kids and my son was going to stay with me. But when mommy decided to go home he wanted to go too, but at the same time he wanted to stay here with daddy and couldnt make up his mind. It tore him apart that he coulnt have us both. He kept tellin me "daddy come home daddy come home" and it broke my heart, i almost went with them but i cant. When i go over there all me and my wife do is fight and i dont want to do it in front of the kids its not healthy for them and we all kn
Ok, here's the thing. This has been driving me crazy for about a week now and I figured since I (nor the immediate people around me) can figure it out....I would put it out in FUland. There is a song that was done in the early 90s (I think) that has what sounds like the same melody as the breakdown part (that starts on minute 1:45 of the below video) of Three Days Grace's "Scared." I think it might also have some of the same lyrics but I am not sure. It's basically the background music that clicks my brain to another song. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE try to help me figure it out! The first person to guess it right will win a free blast.
Please Help...i Don't Want To Be In Last Place
Please rate and comment me on the contest....This was a candid bikini pic and not meant for a contest, so I could use lots of help!
Or go to The Southern Gentleman's profile under my family
Some Funny Stuff, Yo Haha
5 Levels of Hangovers...tee hee...go ahead and tell me how crappy you feel now
I gotta thank Lisa for reminding me of this one cuz its effin awesome! lol
Five Levels of Hangovers
> One Star Hangover (*)
No pain. No real feeling of illness. You're able to function relatively well. However, you are still parched. You can drink 5 cokes and still feel this way. For some reason, you are craving a steak & fries.
> Two Star Hangover (**)
No pain, but something is definitely amiss. You may look okay, but you have the mental capacity of a staple gun. The coffee you are chugging is only increasing your rumbling gut which is still tossing around the fruity pancake from the 3:00 AM Waffle House excursion. There is some definite havoc being wreaked upon your bowels.
> Three Star Hangover (***)
Slight headache. Stomach feels crappy. You are definitely not productive. Anytime a girl walks by you gag because her perfume reminds you of the flavored schnapps shots your a
Hey You All
so..I have been hung over most of the day...wow..did I get drunk last night. anyway..apparently I have made an enemy in this contest I am in. A person that befriended me and tried to pretend to be nice has now written this to one of my Real friends
curby88: as long as golfer dont win im happy
curby88: 2007-8-24 11:52:49
curby88: PARTY LIKE A RO...
curby88: i am out
LOL..I can't imagine why he would
have said that, but I am sure that you guys will help me through this right? I don't care if I win...I just want to make sure he doesn't either. So..once again..please help me out here with this contest would ya?
Click the pic and cmoment ok?
Just a few days left guys to help me out withthis contest, and its not looking good right now..:( Please click the pic and comment me...Much love to you all!
You know the difference between guys and girls never ceases to amaze me...Women in general feel..I mean feel...for instance......a person is in a contest(hypothet
Recently Diagnosed With C.a.a.d.d.
On the first day of school a first grade teacher explains to her class that
she is a Yankees fan.
She asks her students to raise their hands if they, too, are Yankees fans.
Wanting to impress their teacher, everyone in the class raises their hand
except one little girl.
The teacher looks at the girl with surprise,
"Dakota, why didn't you raise your hand?" "Because I'm not a Yankees fan,"
The teacher, still shocked, asked, "Well, if you are not a Yankees fan, then
who are you a fan of?"
"I am a Red Sox fan, and proud of it," Dakota replied.
The teacher could not believe her ears. "Dakota, why pray tell are you a Red
"Because my mom is a Red Sox fan, and my dad is Red Sox fan,
so I'm a Red Sox fan too!"
"Well," said the teacher in a obviously
annoyed tone, "that is no reason for you to be a Red Sox fan. You don't have
to be just like your parents all of the time. What if your mom were an idiot
and your dad were a moron, what would
Quotes I Like
You can't make someone else's choices. You shouldn't let someone else make yours. ~Colin Powell Those who race through life finish first. ~Darrel Hunsbedt
Good thing I'm not the competitive type.
♥Sixxy Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things you did not do than by the ones you did. ~Mark Twain
A good reason to live each and every day minute by precious minute...and never miss a chance to say "Bless you", "I apologize", "Thank you", "I miss you", or...most importantly..."I love you."
Sexiest Pic Contest!!!
Hi guys! Just a quick update! I hit 1,000 votes this morning and I am happy because I set that goal for myself and I attained it! I want to thank all the people that have helped me so far to reach that goal! You know who you are. These are the individuals who posted bulletins, bombed the pic and wished me good luck. I love you all and I'm not finished yet! The contest runs for 2 weeks total. The most pts wins! I hope to get more help from everyone! Have a great Sunday!!!! Love, Nichole
Hello, I'm Nichole. I left you a juicy 11 on your profile page & primary pic.
Would appreciate the love returned on votes for my pic by rating & comment
bombing. Contest ends on Sept 6th at 10:30pm est. Thank you in advance for all your help.
Have A Sexy Day!
well guys looks like at this moment im tied in the competition :D
i have 21,812 comments with 141 rates :D:D
and she (lil devil) has 21,535 comments with 468 rates! :O
it has been the two of us back and forth for the past couple days
please, if you havent rated and commented yet, go do it!! i need help from all my friends!!!! every rate and comment counts, so anything you can do is appreciated :)
CLICK PHOTO TO VOTE (rate and comment)
i love you guys! thanks for all the help :D:D
**muah** ((((hugs)))) hi everyone! well, as of this moment im in second place with 17,110 votes.
first place is lil devil with 17,490
thanks to everyone who has helped me! you guys seriously rock!!!
if you havent stopped by yet...please do! every rate and comment counts!!!! if you have a few minutes to kill drop some lovin on meeeeeeee! i need all i can get to win. :D
CLICK PHOTO TO VOTE (rate and comment)
thanks again guys!! **muahs**
SHOW SOME LOVE
BabyBoy J·Hubby/RL BF to SultryPrincess·Founder of Gothic Rebels Family·Member Of Club Far@ fubar
Things You Might Wanna Know About Me
Right or left-handed:: Lefty
Are you in love?:: Was
How do you alleviate stress?:: I dont
Do you swear?:: Like a sailor
If you could have any job, what would it be?:: Massage Therapist and I am
What are your favorite sports to watch?:: Football
What was your first car?:: Flinestone Feet LOL
What kind of car do you have now?:: None
Were you popular in high school?:: Yes pretty much
Do you like thunderstorms?:: nope
Is the glass half empty or half full?:: its in the midle
Best places you have ever been?:: Road trip from Cali to Colorado
Favorite food?:: Mexican
Least favorite food?:: Spinach
What type of music do you dislike most?:: really old oldies
Do you take illegal drugs?:: i used to
Do you believe in love at first sight?:: I did
If you're not in love now, have you ever been?:: Yes and then he stabbed me in the back(not literally)
Are you a risk taker?:: It depends
What do y
Be A Dj Or Not
HEY PEEPS WHATS UP I WAS ASKED TO BE A DJ WHAT DO YOU THINK COMMENT BACK AND I'LL MAKE MY CHOICE THEN
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Artist/Band: Daniels Charlie
Lyrics for Song: Uneasy Rider
Lyrics for Album: A Decade of Hits
I was takin a trip out to L.A.
Toolin along in my cheverolet
Tokin on a number and diggin on the radio
Just as I crossed the Mississippi line
I heard that highway start to whine
And I knew that left rear tire was about to blow
Well the spare was flat and I got uptight
Cause there wasn't a filling station in sight
So I just limped on down the shoulder on the rim
I went as far as I could and when I stopped the car
It was right in front of this little bar
Kind of a red-neck lookin joint called the Dew Drop Inn
I stuffed my hair up under my hat
And told the bartender that I had a flat
And ywould he be kind enough to give me change for a one
There was one thing I was sure proud to see
There wasn't a soul in the place except for him and me
He just looked disgusted and pointed toward the telephone
I called up the station down the road a ways
He said he wasn't very
Back 2 Work!
Last school year, completed my first year of working in a middle school as a Teacher's Assistant. And I really enjoyed my work and the kids, but the best part was, I was off all summer long. While school was out, I was off for 3 months!! I really enjoyed my first summer not having to work. I was finally able to do all the things in the summer I have always wanted to do but never had the time bc I was constantly working. So I went to VA on vacation to see my 2 brothers (one has cancer), nephew's 2nd birthday, Uncle's wedding and to sight see. We were gone 2 weeks and we had a great time! After I returned from VA, I spent a lot of time laying out on the beach or at the pool. My older daughter Britt goes to school full time and works nights and my youngest spent weeks at a time at her father's so I had plenty of alone time! And I took full advantage of getting up at noon and putting a bikini on and going to sit in the sun for 5-6 hrs. a day!! I got the best tan I have ever had s
Mozart Jackson draws goddamn flowers
on bathroom walls for old women on Dago Hill -
he's pimping paint in St. Louis for the rich and famous -
French Colonials lined up like wedding cakes
on winding roads to nowhere.
He was on his way to MOMA
when he met Beatrice and a glass pipe -
now he doodles on plaster walls
and spends his break time rifling jewelry boxes,
separating the rhinestones from the diamonds.
From his ladder, he can see the river,
muddy with silt and sewage,
drawing a line he can never cross again.
Mozart Jackson was a fucking genius,
now he's fucked -
father to a fourteen year-old crack whore,
and married to a habit with a dry hole
and an endless hunger for pharmaceuticals.
I still have a watercolor of a locomotive
on a tumbleweed track across an eternal desert -
his last great work -
and sometimes (when I am playing my guitar really loud)
I swear to God I can hear the steam whistle
and the roar of steel wheels turning.
© All right
*rearranges my real life journals of study*
Hello everyone I'm typing this today knowing full well very few of you will believe what I am about to tell but I feel I must get it out there while its still fresh in my mind. A few nights ago me, my Friend legion, and his friend Kenny decided to do our very first ghost hunt as you all probably know I study many things, and write them down in these journals lycans, sleep paralysis, zombies, witches, demonology, and this most recent one ghost I started it the night we went on our ghost hunt, and I will be posting here the entrees that I have now. It's not much but it is detailed, and all based on what I witnessed that night.
Friday August 17th 2007 8:30 pm tonight I am going to experience my first ever ghost hunt to my left is Legion Brown a fellow co worker, and in his hands are a audio recorder, and what I am told is a decive to read EMP, and to my right
it wasn"t bad enought the stupid mother fuckers has had my customize"link on my online statics removed since the 15th of august and i can not write in my on online statics now the stupid sorry asses has blocked me from commenting for speaking my mind on the fucked up page design and now the stupid ticker we got to watch. this whole site right down to staff sucksbabyjesus and scrapper are the 2 behind it.and neither has the balls to reply to my messages
Ghost Hunters Website
ok, so I'm into ghosthunting, and i believe in the paranormal. So, my brother, husband, and I made a webpage.... www.qcghosthunters.com. If you believe in the paranormal, ghosts, spirits, or anything along the lines of, check it out and let us know what you have been through.
HES BEEN STUCK HERE FOREVER ...HELP HIM LEVEL UP.
**NSFW**PRINCE JESSE**N**CREW*®*@ fubar
Lets See How This Works
You know I write these things and I don't think anyone reads them but what the hell I will keep trying I am really tired of things that are happening I wonder if it will ever stop I try and try and I keep trying to move forward and when I get alittle ahead I get knocked right back on my ass WHY !!!!!!!!!!!! well I am trying again and you know what I will not get knocked down I will be damned if I do I am trying not to lose the one I love I said I would never fall again but well guess what it happend and I don't want to mess it up I had a talk with him and we are working on it and we will see where it goes from there so if you see some weird rants on here or people who have my mysapce info it is just me ranting and getting feelings out I dont need in my head so I am saying I am sorry now if they don't make sense
I had thought ppl learned or knew better about online dating, relationships, marriages etc. I have been chatting for the better part of 12 yrs on just about ever forum they have come up with. I have dont it all on chat and have learned that no matter how much u talk online, on the phone or what ever, you can never know the person well enough to truely love them. Spending time together in real life there are so many things spoken and unspoken that go on that can never really be expressed online. Its the things that really matter. I feel that without knowing the real life things you cant truely love someone or say u want to be with that person in real life long term. It is possible to have a close bond with someone and really care about them. I just dont feel that it can be called love. I dont understand how ppl can make a commitment to some one online and never see the person. Is it just the fact they "live" on the computer? Maybe so.
I've tried to explain this to ppl over an
Life's Tough...but Its Tougher If Your Stupid!
ONE Recently, when I went to McDonald's I saw on the menu that you could have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets. I asked for a half dozen nuggets. "We don't have half dozen nuggets," said the teenager at the counter. "You don't?" I replied. "We only have six, nine,
or twelve," was the reply. "So I can't order a half dozen nuggets, but I can order six?" "That's right." So I shook my head and ordered six McNuggets
TWO I was checking out at the local Wal-Mart with just a few items and the lady behind me put her things on the belt close to mine. I picked up one of those "dividers" that they keep by the cash register and placed it between our things so they wouldn't get mixed. After the girl had scanned all of my items, she picked up the "divider", looking it all over for the bar code so she could scan it. Not finding the bar code she said to me, "Do you know how much this is?" I said to her "I've changed my mind, I don't think I'll buy that today." She said "OK," and I pai
why should i deal with this pain in my heart when it could all just go and fall apart why help others if i cant help myself why love you when you dont love me the same way why show my love that i got for you when you dont see it why deal with this pain in my heart why deal with this pain thats called love why deal with this pain thatS called pain why cant i just walk outside in the rain and let go of this pain you know why cause im just insain im just crazy im stupid you cant let go of pain cause pain will return back to you twice as hard and make you feel like 5hit even more but who cares bout how i feel cause this 5hit just aint real so why deal with this 5hit called pain and hear that word that i always get hurt with "love"
Behind my eyes I softly cry holding this pain so close inside
behind my smile I slowly frown as my tears come rushing down
a feeling inside I tried to hide suppressed by my deepest fears
and I still feel the pain after all of these years
Think of what
A Poem Written 4 Me..
Words cannot describe the beauty inside her. She is a carefree soul, a wonderous spirit full of love
This Poem is written for her and her alone. It goes for nobody else now or ever.
When she crys it starts to rain, When she hurts the stars feel her pain. How can this be that an angel set free has all these tears in her eyes? How can this be that this angel so free hasnt the wings to fly? Only she can tell you, because only she knows. What is it she needs to fix her wings that broke? Something so intense that is simple but not a joke. She needs to love. To be loved. So if your the person that can take this task. Why are you not there I ask? Give this angel her wings to fly. So she may no longer be so shy. Give this angel a reason to be. After all, she has blessed us you and me.
Let her soar high in the skies. Thats how I feel when I look in her eyes. She is so beautiful and wears no disguise shes Krystal. As clear as a her name says are her feelings for you. Simply
A Litt Bit Of Some Thizzle
i as i start to begin its a good day in so cali it a nice sunny fuckin day as i lay in bed just get up to start my day,let me say stop mutha fucken hating u fucken gay ass muthafucker as i put a 9mm down ur throat beg me to dont pull the muthafucken trigger,so dont mess with the muthaficken stunnas with there gold grills and diamond on there necks as started out as a young g and growin up in the hoog of southern cali wheres it nice all year around and the females are banging and the boyz gang banging slangin rocks maknig our pockets phat with our wrist on rock and ears are frozzen up,and our grills coming up
I have been stuck at 20 for 1 1/2 months. i only need 652 Points to go! Please please can my friends, and family please rate some of my stash and pics. I would love to level before I go to sleep.
Please :) thanks in advance!
Hello I wanted to say HI to all my friends, and tell shiela, that I really like this site, thank u,
Well in 2 weeks I will be married 5 yrs, that is so cool, if u guys new us like last yr, u would think about did u make it this far, we have had are problems, i am glad we work things out, He is my best friend, I love with all my heart, we have been though alot, everyone tells us we need to find someone else to be with, because sometime we are fight, but what married cpl dont fight.
I wrote this poem back when I was a sophomore in High School. I was really passionate towards a girl there but I never spoke up to her and told her that I liked her and how much I liked her. Once that I got the courage to tell her that, I got turned down. We became closer friends and my feelings for her only got stronger. At this point in time, I told her that I wanted to be with her and if it wasn't mutual then I couldn't take being her friend anymore because I wanted to be more than that. This poem is called Great Hopes because you can always have great hopes, but they won't always prevail.
When i first saw you,
I knew there was love.
Wanting to hold you gently,
Nurturing you like a baby dove.
Sometimes i thought you hated me,
Everyone knew all along.
Everytime that i see you,
I try to make it prolong.
Never wanting to let go,
Even if you say it isnt so.
I will always love you forever,
Though you say itll never.
Im tired of all this trying,
Why did she do it?
The question hurts my head.
I wonder if she knows,
How much I wish her dead.
She went and stabbed me
Directly in the back.
I keep wondering why
She had to get on the wrong track.
I went and cried for weeks,
Wondering why she hurt me so.
I kept seeing that night in my head,
just like a picture show.
I wanted to tell her,
exactly how I felt
But each day I saw her,
I knew I couldn't of dealt.
Her laughs made me angry.
Her joy made me sad.
I needed someone to talk to,
So I went to Mom and Dad.
They told me they were sorry,
What she did was really mean.
They wished I had of told them,
Before I turned sixteen.
I looked at my loving parents,
And knew it'd be all right.
I told them that I loved them,
And gave them a hug good night.
I looked at her the next day,
And knew now for sure
That I did not need a friend,
Who was that immature.
There's a Girl who always sits and cries
because her life is filled with lies
(If you're under the age of 13...you shouldnt even read this)
and if you do, you should not repost this.
Just because you were born in '97 doesn't mean you're a 90's kid.
It's not like you could remember the original Simpsons. I am sorry but three conscious years of the 90's just wont cut it.
You're a 90's kid if:
You can finish this [ice ice _ _ _ _ ]
You remember watching:
-Ren & Stimpy
-Pinky and the Brain
-AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!
-Rockos modern Life.
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"
You just cant resist finishing this . . . "iiiiiin west philidelphia born and raised . . ."
-LEGENDS OF THE HIDDEN TEMPLE!!!
-Step by Step
-Boy Meets World!!!!
-Wild and Crazy Kids
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early
on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at scho
CLICK THE LINK DOWN BELOW AND HELP ME IN MY PICTURE CONTEST.. IT JUST STARTED.. AND I REALLY WANT TO WIN... SO LETS ROCK IT AND HELP ME OUT IF YOU ALL WILL AND WANT TO THANKS PEACE OUT...
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Here are the current standings as of 5:45PM 09-02-2007
Comment everyone before its too late
1 lil devil 25326
2 j-roxxx 25002
3 Raema aka .:TITS:. 10850
4 Nichole~Top Notch Glamour Chick 8243
5 DJ Asian Cat ~Manic Monkey Radio 4119
6 Jenn 3720
7 ac1d_eyez 2295
8 Dr.Angusmd Resident Dr. @ Crew Radio 1207
9 Beauty and The Beast 928
10 ~TINA~HOTLIPSONFIRE~ 849
11 Riverheadted 510
12 Liquid Fantasy 496
13 Cute Lil Jellybean 450
14 Lisa Smith 414
15 Big Poppa 351
16 Misty 224
17 FallinAngel 189
18 da` Warrior` Dj` Kaijaw` da` Barbarian 111
19 Nicole AKA AOA1FREAK 48
You Know You Are Living In 2007 When...
1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.
2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.
4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.
5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses.
6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries.
7 Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen.
8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it.
10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee.
11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. : )
12 You're reading this and nodding and laughing.
13. Even worse, you know exactly
so iam lookin for a date for the new halloween movie coming out on Aug 31st, who is close? an who wants to go? So I am getting ready to re enlist an the gurl i have been dating tells me that she might be here for me when i get home if i get deployed but that she wont be here for me while i am gone because she cant stand to be alone for that long, am i the only one that thinks that this is totally FUKKED UP or what?
Hi to all
I'm just getting used to this whole Fubar thing, But if anyone wants to chat just hit me up!
Kikstart My Heart
What is your full birth name? Diana
What is your date of birth? 09-28
Where were you born? Dianaland
What are your parents' names? none of your business
How many siblings do you have? How old are they and what are their names? 0
What's your hair color? blonde
What's your eye color? green
How tall are you? 5'6-7"
How much do you weigh? 114.. by the end of this month 107lbs hahah
What size shoe do you wear? 7.5
What's your house look like? How many bedrooms, bathrooms, etc.? none of your business
How many pets do you have? What are they and what are their names? Sparky.. my fav dog.
What's your marital status? not married hahah
Artist/ Group? varies
Movie? the notebook, the lakehouse, the longest yard
Actor? Tom Cruise, Mel Gibson, Adam Sandler, the young Dolph Lundgren, and our current governor...he rocks!!!
Actress? julia roberts
Restaurant? driskill grill
Still Ain't Got A Drank Yet!!!!!!!!!!
I FEEL LIKE I AM IN THE TWILIGHT ZONEz!!!!NO DRINK~HARDLY NO COMMENTS... I 'M GOING TO SPICE UP MY PAGE!THEN MAYBE I CAN WETMY WHISTLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Horoscope August 24, 2007
A call or visitor brings a situation you have to deal with immediately, even if you're facing a million pressing tasks. There's nothing to be done but focus on the matter at hand. The sooner it's done, the better.
Everyone that knows me or even if you dont please come rate and comment and bomb my picture below
I am in a compo and have no idea how to get you to all help lil ol me win
Thanks luv ya all for helping
The link you need is:
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-Subject says it all-
Ive been without you for 2 years. Has it already been that long? It doesnt feel that way. One would think 2 years is, more than enough to be over someone. It doesnt feel any easier to me.
I dont know exactly when, but I realize now, at some point i understood it was impossible to forget you as i was. Because we were mirrors. You laughed at what I laughed, you cried for what i cried. You liked what I liked. So whenever I did something, anything at all, it reminded me of you. So I had to change what I was. Stop laughing at what I laughed. Stop crying for what I cried.
Ive changed. I became... something else. It looked like a good plan at first. Yes, I was somebody else, and happily over you, right? Right.. Except that I didnt like what Ive become. I was like, trying to justify that you wouldnt love someone like me, not after you chose him over me, anyway. You made me a better man when I was with you. When you went away, I just got bad.
Now Im just misera
Are U Normal
Here's something that you may enjoy:
Have you ever wondered if your mind is normal or different?? Well, do this little mind exercise and find out at the end!! Free will or synaptic wiring? You be the judge. Check out the following exercise, guaranteed to raise an eyebrow. There's no trick or surprise. Just follow these instructions, and answer the questions one at a time and as quickly as you can. Again, as quickly as you can but don't advance until you've done each of them...really. Now, scroll down (but not too fast,you might miss something)........
Now repeat saying the number 6 to yourself as
fast as you can for 15 seconds.
Then scroll down.
QUICK!!! THINK OF A VEGETABLE!
You're thinking of carrot, right?
If not, you're among the 2% of the population whose minds are different enough to think of something else.
98% of people will answer with carrot when given this exercise.
My First Blog
Just want to thank you all for the comments, ratings and adds. You all ROCK!! This is a cool site, and have met some awesome people here. I'm new to this blog thing, but I just want to say I'm glad to be part of Fubar, and have met alot of really cool people here. Hope to make some new friends, and am alwways willing to chat with anyone.
A Mother's Love
A mother's love is a beautiful thing,
Like a beautiful summer morning after the rain,
Like a warm apple pie on the kitchen table,
Like the smell of Sand & Sable,
Like the joys of nostalgic old times,
Reminiscing of days gone by,
Like hearing your favorite old song being played,
Like that mother's day card you hand-made,
Like the wonderful scent of your mother's perfume,
Like family movie night in the living room,
Like slow-churned home-made ice cream,
A mother's love is a beautiful thing.
A true friend is hard to find.
A true love comes once in a lifetime.
If you are lucky enough to find both within the same person,
you should embrace them.
Do not disgard them.
Is He Your Soulmate?
You've found your soulmate
Let the skeptics be cynical - you know that soulmates do exist because you're already with yours! Many women choose partners for all the wrong reasons - he offers financial security, the sex is great, he's romantic - but your relationship is based on the things that actually matter. Your soulmate is someone who you can see yourself growing old with, someone who respects and loves you for who you are. You have both kept your individuality, even as you form your identity together. You know that you don't need a man to give meaning to your life because you cherish your friendships and personal hobbies and activities. You understand each other innately and share each other's worldview. Many relationships end in a short time because the lust has fizzled out. But because you have such an intense emotional connection, your guy is always attractive to you, whether he's in his pajamas, brushing his teeth or in a suit
This is so beautiful!
A little boy was selling newspapers on the corner,
the people were in and out of the cold.
The little boy was so cold that he wasn't trying to sell
He walked up to a policeman and said,
you wouldn't happen to know where a poor boy could
find a warm place to sleep tonight would you?
You see, I sleep in a box up around the corner there and
down the alley and it's awful cold in there for tonight.
Sure would be nice to have a warm place to stay."
The policeman looked down at the little boy and said, "You
go down the street to that big white house and you knock
on the door. When they come out the door you just say
John 3:16, and they will let you in."
So he did. He walked up the steps and knocked on the
door, and a lady answered. He looked up and said,
"John 3:16." The lady said, "Come on in, Son."
She took him in and she sat him down in a split bottom
rocker in f
The teacher was absolutely inspiring with the qualities that I wish every human being had been graced with.
Her last project of the term was called, "Smile."
The class was asked to go out and smile at three people and document their reactions.
I am a very friendly person and always smile at everyone and say hello anyway. So, I thought this would be a piece of cake, literally.
Soon after we were assigned the project, my husband, youngest son, and I went out to McDonald's one crisp March morning.
It was just our way of sharing special playtime with our son.
We were standing in line, waiting to be served, when all of a sudden everyone around us began to back away, and then even my husband did.
I did not move an inch... an overwhelming feeling of panic welled up inside of me as I turned to see why they had moved.
As I turned around I smelled a horrible "dirty body" smell, and there standing behind me were two poor homeless men.
As I looked down
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Two men, both seriously ill, occupied the same hospital room.
One man was allowed to sit up in his bed for an hour each afternoon to help drain the fluid from his lungs.
His bed was next to the room's only window.
The other man had to spend all his time flat on his back.
The men talked for hours on end.
They spoke of their wives and families; their homes; their jobs; their involvement in the military service, where they had been on vacation.
Every afternoon, when the man in the bed by the window could sit up, he would pass the time by describing to his roommate all the things he could see outside the window.
The man in the other bed began to live for those one hour periods where his world would be broadened and enlivened by all the activity and color of the world outside.
The window overlooked a park with a lovely lake.... Ducks and swans played on the water while children sailed their model boats. Young lovers walked arm in arm amidst flowers of every color and a f
MORGANTOWN, West Virginia (AP) -- To the disappointment of school administrators -- and the pride of some students -- West Virginia University is No. 1 on The Princeton's Review's annual list of the top 20 party schools.
The school has made the list seven times in the past 15 years, despite efforts to curb underage drinking and rowdy behavior.
But not since 1997 have the Mountaineers taken the top spot. Last year, WVU was No. 3, bested by the University of Texas at Austin and Penn State, both of which remain in the top 10 this year.
Senior Katie O'Hara, 22, said WVU is No. 1 because "no matter what kind of party you want it's here -- bars, fraternities, house parties. ... If you want to take shots all night, there's a bar; no matter what you want to do, it's there."
Still, O'Hara said her friends "know how to manage their time. They know when to party and when not to," which wouldn't explain the school's No. 1 ranking in the category of Their Students (Almost) Never Stud
The Idiots Of The World Try To Score:
My thoughts in [brackets] as usual:
gogomomo: hi jessi whats up?
gogomomo: thank u for the 10 rating did u mean it? [huh? Mind you, he's got a pic you can barely make him out in.]
DD: of course
gogomomo: ur like a 15 wow ur hottt [and your like an illiterate moron]
DD: thank you
gogomomo: u like younger guys?
DD: depends on how young
DD: as long as they aren't illegal, lol
gogomomo: damn gurl u need a slave around i could be that slave u know
DD: You live in NY?
gogomomo: i live next to u i live in patchouge
DD: Oh. [dammit I was hoping to use my "you'd fly all the way here for little ol' me?" line]
gogomomo: can u handle getin licked head to toe doe like an hour hun gettin worshiped? [can you handle the English language?]
DD: Can you handle being real with me before I'd even think of letting you?
gogomomo: i can i will tell u the truth i have a g/f but she doesnt like to have me go down or go down she hates oral
I am so pissed off. My grandmother passed away this past June & she had some hospital bills from her stay. She died in the hospital. Now the collection agency keeps calling to ask "her family" to pay the bill. I don't get it, it's not like she has to worry about having bad credit, and the hospital didn't save her and send her home. They couldn't help her and she died, and now they want to get paid for it. That is such b/s. How do they have the nerve to ask for money from someone who is deceased!!
Sorry This Is Funny
ok i'm sorry but this is really funny.....
i will tell u hpow to do this....
ok for the contest...
1) go to my blog that says contest
2) click on sexygirls pic
3)then rate her,add her,fan her...
4)when she accepts u go back to my blog
yes the same blog...
5)click on my pic in the blog(then linked pic)
6)then rate me and comment like u havent b4 lol
7) then u may take a break come back later and
then comment the f*ck out of me again....
8) then the next day repeat steps 5 through now..
yes i have 7 days to reach 67,000 or better,i
am falling behind dammmmm....
Ok now i know u all dont think u should cuz i hate them...But how many of u wrote and said u would....and where r my crushes...hmmmmmm
25 crushes doing this daily should beable to kick ass....wow so i must not be loved.......
but anyhow....even if u do this and only leave 10-100 comments is great...i may not win in everything i do but i guess i need to try huh...
for those of u that have been with me
All us chickies out there who have ever known a man to leave them in the lurch will know what I’m on about, sexual tension leads to numerous outcomes…
1) Possible raping of male who let you down
2) Possible tying up of and abandonment of male until he agrees to sex every night
3) Definite aggression shown towards all males, especially the one concerned.
4) Until he performs, no lollies or such treats.
5) When he decides to perform, you do it at your pace and style.
6) If no performance in sight….buy a dildo
7) If still no performance, see how his friendship is with other males.
8) If he is more friendly with male mates, face it he is gay.
9) If no evidence of homosexuality try one more time using ropes, whips and spurs.
10) Still no luck, go pay for it honey!!!
well had my first day of classes yesterday. Got a few assignments done. Mostly still trying to get things organized, I need to create one big calendar that combines all four classes in one to keep it organized.
It turns out that class that I thought I would like the most, and would be the easiest will be the one that requires the most work. I even have to do a power point presentation. I don't even have powerpoint, just the viewer. Maybe I can get just the trial version to get the assignment done. I would hate to spend $150.00 just to do one program. And I have never even done a power point before. So I will have to figure that out too. but before I do even that I have to pick a subject for that and I have to pick a subject for my research paper.
It suxs having been out of school for like 30 years. Thank god for computers and the internet.
but then again I think I really like this online course study. attend classes online when i want, but using the bulletin b
ok, for those of you that keep contact with me outside of here via my yahoo IM, it is dead. sometime yesterday it kicked me out, and wont let me back. so, untill i get it worked out, which i might never from the way things are going, please make a note of my other contact info.
my hotmail is what i use the most, but i have both running while at work. please please please re-add me. i appologize in advance for any trouble.
thank you, ttfn
OK I KNOW I CANT FILM MYSELF, MAYBE ILL TRY MY WEBCAM...LOL
MY PRINCESS STARTS MIDDLE SCHOOL MONDAY ,AND I'M VERY NERVOUS FOR HER, IM SUPPOSE TO JUST DROP HER OFF IN THE FRONT OF THE SCHOOL WITH ANY TEACHER STANDING OUTSIDE THEY TOLD ME ON THE PHONE YESTERDAY.IM FEELING OLD, AND I HOPE ALL GOES WELL FOR HER.ILL ACCEPT ANY ADVISE ...........LOL
thanks for all your help, I will be there when you need mine!!! xoxo thanks again I want to thank everyone who helped me out today. On time schedule, have to be at work by one and all that junk!! lol I will return all the "love", maybe not at quick as I would like too, but I will!!!! Thanks again!!!!!
And To Think I Thought For Myself
Wow... so I thought that I actually had a mind of my own. I am told that I am not happy because I don't want to be happy... really??? You think I honestly can control the situation that I am in right now? I was told that I push people away... yes I admit I do! I do not want to let people in to only get hurt even more than I have been in my life. Nobody but myself knows what I have been through in my life... not everything...nor will anyone EVER know what all I have been through. I am sorry if I close myself off to people! It is easier for me to do that rather than allow myself to get hurt again. And I don't care who you are... everyone will eventually hurt someone... if it is intentional or not it will happen. I am sick and tired of being hurt and taken advantage of! IT STOPS NOW! I am living my life to please myself... so if I hurt you in the process I am sorry... but this is my life and there is NOBODY who is going to tell me how to live, feel, or act!
Gleaming And Undeniable
words are our means of communication, that which raises man above beasts. we can think, we have concepts, we can write and pass our beliefs from one land to another, one generation to the next. pollute our relationships with flattery and manipulation, our languages with lies, propaganda, self-serving use of images, the prostitution of words and meaning, and we can no longer reach each other. we become isolated. nothing is real. we drown in a morass of the sham, the expedient. Deceipt, corruption, and betrayal---the lowest circles of hell.
ever since man aquired goods and leisure, specialized his skills and learned to cooperate one with another for everyone's benifit, we have used a common means of exchange----money. in fact, ever since we began anything one could call civilization and learned that we are more than a collection of individuals, each for himself, and formed the concept of community, money has been pivotal. pollute that, and you strike at the root of all society.
I was browsing the internet one day when I came across something very shocking...
After further research I found out that our Friend "Captain Cooter" was once a Porn Star by the name of "Captain Aslammer" before changing his name here on fubar.
My Quest to you is to investigate for me, and find more photos like the one above so that we may uncover more secrets in to our Friends Dark Past...
Submit your Findings here in this Blog...
Difference Between Men And Women
Difference Between Women And Men
If Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara go out for lunch, they will call each other Laurie,
Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara.
If Mark, Chris, Eric and Tom go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as
Fat Boy, Godzilla, Peanut-Head and Scrappy.
When the bill arrives, Mark, Chris, Eric and Tom will each throw in a $20 , even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back.
When the women get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need, but it's on sale.
A man has five items in his bathroom: a toothbrush, shaving cream,
razor, a bar of soap, and a towel from the Marriott.
The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337.
A man would not be able
Fan, Rate and Add the Host
Then come to this picture and rate it and bomb. Rate rate rate this pic
Dedicated to Brady Alexander and Blaine Andrew
Two baby boys, one with blue eyes one has brown
Looking at their pictures I realize they are still a big part of who I am
The little boys are in my heart although no longer in my life
They were taken from me 7 years ago hence began my life of strife
I mourn for my little angels just as though they had passed away
I pray that they are happy and will come back to me one day
I need them to know I love them, that I didn't give them away
I had no choice in the matter with their father they were ordered to stay
I am supposed to see them, although as you can see thats been 7 years, I need them and they need me
So to my precious angels one named Brady one named Blaine you are always in my heart and forever you will stay
Your big brother Michael loves and misses you just like me, and your stepfather John with when you were little you would play
All we have right now are memories and photographs,can't forget
What is it with people who think that they need drama in their lives 24/7.
I have pics on my profile that I choose who views them, right? Don't contact me and argue with me because you cannot view some of my pics anymore. Grow up and get a life. I hate DRAMA!
I've seen several people have a folder for their Fubar Friends & I've been kicking around the idea. Like the guest book this takes me awhile to decide what to do.
Whatcha think & would you want to be added?
Loves My Friends
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE EVERYONE CLICK ON THE IMAGE BELOW AND VOTE FOR ME TO BECOME A FINALIST FOR THE GAMER GIRL FOR G4 TV! P.S. IF I SHOULD USE A DIFFERENT PIC FROM ALBUM...TELL ME WHICH ONE
THANX LUV YA'LL
Only In America
Body: 1. Only in America......can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
2. Only in America......are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.
3. Only in America......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
4. Only in America......do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.
5. Only in America......do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.
6. Only in America......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
7. Only in America......do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.
8. Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.
9. Only in America......do we
Jokes That Make Me Laugh
An old man, Mr. Goldstein, was living the last of his life in a nursing
home. One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed.
Nurse Tracy asked if there was anything wrong. "Yes, Nurse Tracy ," said Mr. Goldstein, "My Private Part died today, and I am very sad."
Knowing her patients were forgetful and sometimes a little crazy, she replied,
"Oh, I'm so sorry, Mr. Goldstein, please accept my condolences.
The following day, Mr. Goldstein was walking down the hall with his
"Private Part" hanging out his pajamas, when he met Nurse Tracy.
"Mr. Goldstein," she said, "You shouldn't be walking down the hall like
that... Please put your Private Part back inside your pajamas."
"But, Nurse Tracy," replied Mr. Goldstein, "I told you yesterday that my
Private Part died."
"Yes, you did tell me that, but why is it hanging out of your pajamas?"
(You gotta love this!!!!!!!!!!!)
"Well", he replied, "Today's the viewing." WHEN GIRLS DRINK TOO MUCH............
1. WE HAVE A
Poems And Lyrics I Like Or Wrote
do you know yourself
do you know the others
can you pull the weight that rides on another's shoulders
once you've lost yourself to the acceptance mask
well could you find yourself
it's not a simple task
comes from within
take a different track
it's time to see what you are made of
can you expose yourself
can you peel off another layer
will you make the time
the time to control
because only you can save yourself
only you can save your soul
and once you save yourself
insecurities will die
and true character will shine
now that you belong to you
what will the others think
well, soon they'll follow you
you'll see they're all so weak
can you, let go
can you, be you "Sanctuary"
This is for the one who saved me
accepts me for who i am, just me
and always gives back tenfold whatever i give
Respect was never ever questioned, every feeling reciprocated
mutual ideals and passion straight from
Two Gay Men
CHOOSE TO HAVE A BABY. THEY MIX THEIR SPEM, THEN HAVE A SURROGATE MOTHER ARTIFICIALLY INSEMINATED.WHEN THE BABY IS BORN, THEY RUSH TO THE HOSPITAL. TWO DOZEN BABIES ARE IN THE WARD, 23 OF WHOM ARE CRYING AND HICCUPPING. ONE , OVER IN THE CONER IS SMILING CONTENTEDLY AND SWEETLY GURGLING. A NURSE COMES BY AND TO THE GAYS' DELIGHT,SHE POINT OUT THE HAPPY CHILD AS THEIRS."ISN'T IT PRECIOUS" RIDLEYSAYS TO PEARSON,"ALL THESE UNHAPPY CHILDREN AND OURS IS SO HAPPY." THE NURSECOMES OVER AND FLATLY SAYS," OH, SURE, HE'S HAPPY AS A CLAM NOW,BUT JUST WATCH WHAT HAPPENS WHEN WE PULL THE PACIFIER OUT OF HIS ASS."
Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
*Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff??
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
If con is the opposite
1st And Only
This is my 1st and only blog entry. I just need to say a few things before I go.
To My Friends:
Wicked Lil Girl, Longhair43302, TallDirtyBlonde, BuzzedBK, preroll, Ta2dleo, Angel.Baby, KimbaKat, Dacoob, Xiola, Bakedoutdiva, and ArmyGruntJoe, ms $cashy$...
I luv you all and will miss talkin to ya. you all hav made this alot of fun. The conversations, the pix, and everything in between. For all of this I Thank You.
However, due to some peoples lack of respect during conversations, I am Logging out completely. This website has caused tooooo much drama in my marriage. Therefore, I am taking the initiative to stop what is hurting my relationship, rather than bitch at every person who makes unneccasary comments. To all listed above, it wasn't you. All comments recieved were cool. I know that i was not 100% inoccent, but i never intended for conversations to go the way they did.
Thank You to the people who disrepected my marriage for reminding me that trust should be
Great Cat in Trouble
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My New Life
I just wanted to let the world know I have turned over a new leaf. I have recently reunited with a past friend. He fills that void I had in my life. I love him more than I could ever possibly show him. He is wonderful to me and my children. We are about to be living together very soon and yes I know things are moving fast but it feels so right with him everything comes so natural like when he looks me in my eyes and tell me he loves me I can actually believe him. The way he touches me is just amazing what goes through me. I know this is real with him. We have a bond like no other so to u and u know who u are good luck trying to split us up cuz it's not gonna happen. He dont like u no more than I do.. Him and I was meant to be and thats exactly what is going to happen. I love u Jamie and I know u know that and I know u love me to being u tell me at least 20 times a day. Its awesome!!!
Anyone and everyone who knows me, knows that the monkeys come first in my life. I affectionately call my children my monkeys.
My ex-husband was there with me in the OR when I had my daughter, by the time my son was born he was out of the picture so my mother was with me in the OR to have him.
I reflect back on the past 12 years I've had at being a mother, they have brought my life so much happiness and true they have broken my heart more times than I care to count.
I have watched them grow from being a dependent baby to independent little people. Granted the older they get, the more they try my patience.
Especially this summer, we are all so glad school starts on Monday. I think I've let them have too much freedom this summer from a routine. That's not to say when they've gotten in trouble they haven't gotten punished, because they have and they'll tell you.
I love being a mother even though it's the hardest job in the world but it also has some of the best rewards!
Boy How Life Can Change...fast
OMGGGG!!! WHERE DO I START.......WHAT AN EXCITING,INTERESTING DAY I HAD.MY MORNING DEFFINATELY STARTED OUT GREAAAAT TODAY.WOOOO HOOOO,LOL....OK I GUESS I CANT KEEP ANYONE IN SUSPENSE ANY LONGER,SO HERE GOES.MY MINDFREAK AND I HAVENT BEEN TOGETHER FOR 2 WEEKS NOW TODAY.SO ANYWAY MY BANKER CALLED ME LAST WEEK N FINALLY HAD NERVE TO ASK ME OUT,SO WE WENT OUT THIS MORNING B4 HE WENT TO HIS MEETING.HE PICKED ME UP IN NEW CADDILAC ESCALADE(WOWWWW)AND OMG ....IS HE SO SWEET,FUNNY,GENTLE,PERFECT GENTLEMAN.HE WASNT AFRAID TO SHOW SIGNS OF AFFECTION IN FRONT OF ANYONE....LIKE STROKING MY HAIR CONSTANTLY,PUTTING HAND ON LEG AS WE SAT AND TALKED AT TABLE. HE WAS VERY INTERESTED IN ME AND WHAT I HAD TO SAY AND MY BROWN EYES HAVE HIM HOOKED HE SAID. PLUS HE THINKS IM VERY CUTE N SWEET(YAY ME,LOL).HES VERY NICE LOOKING,DRESSES WELL,HAS CLASS N MONEY(BUT I DONT CARE ABOUT THAT, I LIKE A NICE SMILE N EYES,WHICH HE HAS BOTH)AND IS VERY SOFT SPOKEN.WE HAD A VERY NICE LONG TALK,HE WAS VERY EASY TO TALK TO
A FRIEND SENT THIS TO ME YESTERDAY HAVING NO IDEA THE EFFECT IT WOULD HAVE ON ME AT THE TIME,
WE ARE ALL HERE WITH NO IDEA WHEN WE MIGHT STOP ON A DIME...........I AM REPOSTING THIS AND A FEW OTHER THOUGHTS AT THE END BUT TAKE THE TIME AND TRULY READ AND UNDERSTAND THE TRUE MEANING IN THIS PASSAGE:
One day someone special will be gone.
And on that clear, cold morning,
in the warmth of your bedroom, you might be struck with
the pain of learning that sometimes
there isn't any more.
No more hugs, no more lucky moments to celebrate together,
no more phone calls just to chat, No more "just one more minute."
Sometimes, what we care about the most goes away. never to return before we can say good-bye, Or say "I Love You."
So while we have it . . it's best we love it . .
And care for it and fix it when it's broken .
and take good care of it when it's sick.
This is true for marriage .... and friendships .. And children with bad report cards;
And dogs with bad hips; And aging par
Hi to all of my Friends/Fans/and Family Members!!
Just a little note... I hope nobody gets mad at me but I've been thinking... Oh no not that! lmao
First of all, I'm trying to "pare down" on my profile page. It seems like these pages take longer and longer to open and it's really starting to piss me off! So I took a few things off of there and hopefully that will help in the loading time, though I doubt it LOL. Plus, soon I'll be paring down on my "Friends" list. So please keep that in mind, and if you'd like to stay a friend, please stop by and give me a shout here and there. I know I'm not always around to say hi but I do try to keep up with those who keep up with me. My true friends know who they are! Nobody's perfect and that includes me, and I don't always get around to saying hello to everybody, but after a day/week or whatever of me adding you as a friend and you don't come back to say howdy? That's what gets me lol I'm pretty easy going and will stop by your page if/when yo
About Me ..
This is me .. I am a 40 year old single mom of 37 boys.. Yes i said 37 .. 2 of them are mine and 35 of them are foster boys .. they are all grown but 1 now and i have 9 that are in the military 1- in army 1- in the air force and 7 in the marines .. i am a nurse and have been for 19 years was born in the USAF so im a military brat .. i love makeing new friend and enjoy helping people .. im a very good listern and i am kind hearted but dont get me wrong i can be a biotch if i am backed into a corner..lol
wow i give full credit 2 who thought of this club
why on earth would some create this club
WTF we need to do better jobs as parents. Sure we teach our kids to respect their elders but then they turn around and treat each other like shit. The way the talk to each other is utterly ridiclous. And the minute they are out of their parents homes the show no consideration for those around them because all they were taught to do is respect their elders. How about we teach them to respect humans as a whole!!!!!
My Thoughts And Naughty Ideas
How do you decide who to marry ?
You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like
sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the
chips and dip coming.
-- Alan, age 10
No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry.
God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're
-- Kristen, age 10
What is the right age to get married ?
Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then.
-- Camille, age 10
How can a stranger tell if two people are married ?
You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the
-- Derrick, age 8
What do you think your mom and dad have in common?
Both don't want any more kids.
-- Lori, age e 8
What do most people do on a date?
Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each
other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.
People Who Start Drama
for those of you who likes 2 start
drama go start with someone who wants drama
that's not what I"M here for
don't get this after you read it go get a ***
clue or ask someone for
all i care
What I'm Not
Alittle About Me ........ I'm a Single dad trying to raise a 15 year old boy thats actually my best buddy . I'm a Southern Caif Auto Dealer ... I love the business .. gives me the freedom I need to do what I want when I want .... My Dream is in 3 years I'm selling everything and Moving to Fiji and opening up a bed and breakfest on the Beach ... If you've ever been there you know why .. As to why I'm here ... I'm not a friends whore or comment whore .. I've turned down alot of friends request not because I'm better or don't like you .. but theres a certain # of people I can feel comfy with and like .... #'s are just that .. their not friends .... Most on my friends list I've know for sometime and are special people in my life ... a few new ones are there cause they struck me as special in some way .... And Soon we'll form a lounge that well be very special and a tight knit group of friends ... So to that ........ I'm here but some days I'm there .....
Oh My God Get A **** Clue
omg get a ********* clue part 2
for all the downraters on here
you rate a 1 and you wonder why people on here block you
oh my god get a *** clue
are you dumb are what
people put their heart and soul into creating
profiles on here
if you don't get it after you read
go ask someone alright
for all the ladies out if a man or a guy
breaks up with you
are calls off on the
day of the wedding
or whatever reason
don't **** panic find him track him and have a talk with him
for god sake it ain't the end of the world
get 2 know him
1 reason is pressure
the 2nd is
rushing into things
so take your time
alright and everything will go smooth
Poems & Such....
You're such a whore
The things you do, man
they should be outlawed
Mess him up
till he's drained to the core
makes me wonder
what he's staying for
You're such a bitch
If you'd kept your legs closed
you wouldn't be in this sitch
He gave you his love
and you treat him like this
All he wanted was for you
to have his kids
Honestly, I can't see why he got hooked on you
It should be a crime, you doing the things you do
Stay The Hell Away
WHY TORMENT AND TERRORIZE CAN'T THERE BE ANY COMPROMISE WHY PLAGUE AND PESTER WHY NOT HEAL INSTEAD OF FESTER WHY PURSUE CONSCIOUS THOUGHT SLEEP THE ONLY SOLACE SOUGHT WHY CLOUD EVERY DECISION HONING IN WITH PERFECT PRECISION WHY CAUSE SO MUCH PAIN IS INSANITY THE ULTIMATE AIM WHY DO MEMORIES HOLD SO MUCH
SWAY WHY CAN'T THEY STAY THE HELL AWAY
To all my family ,friends and fans please help me level up finally got salute picture on here and now I am out of comments and rates and my friend needs my help in bombing contest.Please help me level up.Ty all xoxo annie
A Little Boy Walks Into His Parent's Room
TO SEE HIS MOM ON TOP OF HIS DAD , BOUNCING UP AND DOWN . THE MOM SEES HER SON AND QUICKLY DISMOUNTS . WORRIED ABOUT WHAT HER SON HAS SEEN, SHE THROWS ON A ROBE AND HASTILY GOES TO FIND HIM. THE SON SEES HIS MOM AND ASKS,WHAT WERE YOU AND DAD DOING?", THE MOM CAREFULLY REPLIED,"WELL, YOU KNOW YOUR DAD HAS A BIG TUMMY, AND SOMETIMES I HAVE TO GET ON TOP OF IT TO HELP FLATTEN IT DOWN." YOU ARE REALLY WASTING YOUR TIME", THE LITTLE BOY SAYS. "WHY IS THAT?", SAYS HIS MOM , PUZZLED. " BECAUSE ...... WHENEVER YOU GO SHOPPING OR TO GET YOUR NAILS DONE, THE LADY NEXT DOOR COMES OVER AND GETS DOWN ON HER KNEES AND BLOWS IT RIGHT BACK UP AGAIN."
what's your favorite pizza hamburger or cheeseburgers what is your favorite food
My Final Say On The 'god' Issue
Once again, humanity points out why it's on the downward spiral, our heyday has already passed.
At work I noticed one of those annoying "in memory of #3" stickers on a car. During lunch I asked him why he had it. He said "because Dale Earnhardt was the man!"
So in turn you wish to waste some of your rear window real estate to protest this to the world?
So let me get this right, a Man, which drove a car really fast in a circle dies, and it's all over the news, t-shirts, banners, stickers, mugs, and flags are made to "commemorate" his passing. And millions weep for the lose of a 'great man'
Yet 2 years later the space shuttle explodes during re entry, killing 7 people, including Israel's first astronaut. It gets a small spot on the nightly news, maybe a 30 minute spot on CNN...and it's forgotten. No stickers, no banners, or 'in memory of' plaques made for them to buy.
So you can drive a car really fast in a circle and have millions idolize you, or you can fly a ship
I thought I'd start a blog to share with you my thoughts and feelings on life in general. And hopefully you'll feel free to add your own opinions. I look forward to hearing from you! :-D
Ok, my first thought is more of a question. I have been waiting for a week to get a verification e-mail from Fubar so I can level up. I know that Baby J and crew are very busy, and that I'm not the only member on this site. But geeeeez! I keep getting messages to verify my e-mail, but I can't do that until they send me one.
Has anyone else run into this? If so, how did you handle it?
Ok, your turn! :-)
I just found out that my brother died ON my SON'S BIRTHDAY!
Which really sucks ass. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS AT ALL!
I love my brother very much. I just found out that he was my lil brother about 3 years ago. Ever since then when he would see me he would always give me a big hug and tell me he loved me. He is the only one on that side of the family that even talks to me. My OWN f*ckin dad wouldn't even call me and tell me my brother died. I didn't find out til a few days later when other ppl around me already knew about it but didn't f*ckin tell me. :(
I don't know why no one else would of told me. IF I would of known I would of let ppl know I knew.
But I have a few things of my own to figure out from this whole thing. I know for a fact he did die of an overdose, I am not making my brother to be saint that he is not, BUT there are some bad batches of sh*t going around and if these ppl knew that and gave him that sh*t anyways, those ppl are going to be hurting.
The First Time We Met
The First Time We Met
The first time we met
I didn't really know
How we would turn out
Or the way things would go
We talked a few weeks
Went out a few nights
I didn't know how
But something felt right
That night in my car
Looking into your eyes
You kissed me the first time
And caught me by surprise
My head just soared
I was in a different world
Because I couldn't believe
I was with this beautiful girl
I kissed you in return
Holding you in my arms
Making promises to you
To keep you safe and warm
Robin LaRue Capps
Copyright ©2007 Robin LaRue Capps
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***Best one will get a reply***
1. Your Name:
3. Favorite position (s)?
4. Do you think I'm hot?
5. Would you have sex with me?
6. lights on or off?
7. Would you have to be drunk?
8. Would you take a shower with me?
9. Have you ever thought about having sex with me?
10. Would you leave after or stay the night?
11. Do you like cuddling afterwards?
12. Condom or skin?
13. Do you give Oral pleasures?
14. Do you like to receive Oral Pleasures?
15. Have sex on the first date?
16. Would you kiss me during sex?
17. Do you think I would be good in bed?
20. How many times would you like to cum?
21. Would you use me as a booty call?
21. Can I use you as a booty call?
22. Do you like foreplay?
23. What is foreplay to you?
24. Can we take pictures of the act?
25. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you?
Email your answers.....
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Life...or Something Like It
I would always think if i wrote something and got it out, things would get better. But somehow its not this time. Its starting to frusterate me. What else can i do to block out this depression? Somedays are easier then others......I hate sensitive days....like today. I read a letter from my ex husband, it made me cry. I listen to 3 songs on my page, it made me cry, i saw my brother it made me cry...( im sooooo kidding on that last one.) I don't want to feel this weight of depression. It cramps me in a box, with wall i cannot break. Im tired of people who are so FAKE it makes me sick stand in my way. Its so hard to break these chains that the world has seem to put on me....I cannot even begin to think about.......well....anyways......uhm, .......go with me on this one....
Have you just sat somewhere, not really secluded, but away from everyone? I have my perfect spot. I live right on the river in my town, and of course the river is empty. I sit on the bank in between two
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I'm Outta There!!!!!!!!
Yeah, so I officially have no job. I was working as a mechanic for F-1 Racing in Boston. I was there for a month. I was hired as a full-time employee, but the they tried to fuck me over. You see, mass just implemented this bullshit law stating that everyone in the state has to have health insurance by the end of the year or they will take your state tax return. The also made a law that stated that every business that has employees who work over 40 hrs. and do not have health insurance must pay $140.00 a week penalty per employee, per week. F-1 then made the decision to drop every part-time employee to 32 hours to avoid the penalty. I thought that sucked for all of the part-timers. Then i found out that they actually put me in the books as a part-time employee!! I went upstairs to fix the mistake when I found out that it was no mistake at all!! They did it on purpose so I would not be e
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WORLD ROCK PARTY 2 NIGHT CUM AND PLAY HARD CUM HANG OUT WITH ALL THE HOT ROCKING DJ,S
"Like A Boy"
Pull up your pants
(Just Like Em')
Take out the trash
(Just Like Em')
getting ya cash like em'
Fast like em'
Girl you outta act like ya dig
(What I'm talkin' bout')
Security codes on everything
Vibrate so your phone don't ever ring
And another one he don't know about
Wish we could switch up the roles
And I could be that...
Tell you I love you
But when you call I never get back
Would you ask them questions like me?...
Like where you be at?
Cause I'm out 4 in the morning
On the corner rolling
Doing my own thing
What if I?...
Had a thing on the side?
Made ya cry?
Would the rules change up?...
Or would they still apply?...
If I played you like a toy?...
Sometimes I wish I could act like a boy
[Guy Chopped & Screwed Voice]
Can't be getting mad!
What You Mad?
Can't Handle that!
Can't be getting mad!
What you mad?
Can't handle that!
Girl go head and be...
Robs Crazy World 2
Well we have a thief in out midst here where i am working, last night i got out a box of chocolate eclairs from the cold store, left them in the fridge to defrost and while i have been down at the range today some bastard has scoffed them. To say i am pissed hardly covers it.
Anyway on the other stuff, i noticed the "sexy blond granny" has had a contest, offering various prizes, the winner has clocked up just short of 66,000 comments and has won a happy hour. Now let's do a bit of maths, that's 660 comments for $1 of prize. So lets say it takes 5 seconds to leave a comment, allowing for the bouncer checks etc, that's 66 minutes to get 1$ of prize or around 275 hours to get $100 worth of happy hour or put another way .37 cents an hour. Maybe i should start a factory and employ people from fubar to sew football/t-shirts as i could under cut even China and India at those rates.
So if you are a comment bomber please send me your CV , cheers.
People sometimes say to me, Rob, some
why is life so hard why do people have to struggle to get by why ??? im just writen on here to see who reads i and who doesnt ya know what im sayen!!!!we will see WELL I DONT EVER WRITE ON HER JUST RATE AND CHILL BUT THERES ONE SPECIAL PERSON OUT THERE SHE KNOWS WHO SHE IS AND RIGHT NOW WERE FIGHTEN AND I DONT KNOW HOW TO MAKE IT STOP HELL I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT I DID BUT I GUESS ITLL B OK I HOPE AND THE REASON IM WRITEN THIS IS TO TELL YOU THAT I LOVE YOU!!!
Forever Thought Of
Never more than a thought away,
Quietly remembered everyday,
No need for words except to say,
Still loved, still missed, in every way
Forever thought of
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Little League Baseball
Little League Baseball
The recent activities of professional athletes are enough to make any sports fan shake their head in disgust and wonder. All the money they make and they can’t stay out of trouble? With accusations of steroids in baseball, football players not being able to stay out of jail, a referee in basketball embroiled in a game fixing scandal, and of course the Vick “thing” makes me want to give up on sports and its high priced pretty boy athletes. Then something strange and exciting happens that brings me back and lets me know there is hope. That phenomenon is called Little League Baseball.
As we try to make sense of all that is going wrong in sports, the little league World Series allows to see all that is good in sports and the youth of the world. The emotion displayed by these kids is something you’ll never see in professional sports. The jubilation when they hit a home run or the tears shed when the last out is caught and they don’t win are something that gr
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Poem: You Don't Deserve My Tears
I found this poem online and I liked it,
so I'm sharing it with you.
You don't deserve my tears
© By Jeri-Lynn Foreman
For five months I have waited
And held all my tears
But last night I let them flow
I never again wanted to cry for you
Because of what you did
You don't deserve my tears
Because of what you did
I Gave up
I find no hope in humanity
Because of what you did
I see no love in a heart
I look for the corruption
Because of what you did
I no longer care
I try not to feel
I try not to cry
You don't deserve my tears
Because of what you did
I lost the only thing that made me happy
You were what got me through each day
But because of what you did
I don't know what to do
All that is left is tears
Tears that have been waiting to fall
Waiting for me to break
Waiting for me to admit
That I miss your love
But you don't deserve me
Because of what you did
I am now lost
Alone without you or anybody else
You don't deserve my tears
Hell Awaits !!!!! Slayer
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When I first talked to you
I felt like I had known you forever,
telling you my problems
and what I didn't want ever.
You listened to me
I bet you thought I'd never end,
who would have thought
we would be the best of friends.
Over a period of time,
I got to know the real you.
A woman so charming and gentle,
with a heart so true.
You've survived your life
with me by your side.
I told you I'd never leave
because of the feelings I have inside.
There was a time
I wanted to explore,
what would have happened
if I would only open the door.
I know you
like no one I have ever known,
and sometimes I wonder
what do I do when we're alone?
So I have decided
time answers all.
If it is meant to be
time will remove the wall.
Standing between us,
holding us back,
allowing us to feel
It's the communication that we lack.
I love the way we are together,
you can always make me smile.
Will it ever really be forever?
I guess I will have to wait awhile.
It is very easy to get rates, which on this site make you RED! Now you see all the top members writing they rated your page could you please come back and rate mine...blah, blah, blah. Well that is fine and dandy. However, those nasty little bouncer checks get in your way.
Here is what you need to do, go to who's online and then hit new members. That will take you to all the new members that are online. Click next, next, etc. To you get to the very last page of all the green members. Then you work your way back, you can rate over 1000 profiles a day. Most leave a comment, but damn that takes way to damn long with the bouncer checks, so make up a cute little saying (Welcome to fubar and that you rated their profile etc..something cute and something that will make them want to rate your profile back)then send that to them in a drink! Fubar kegs is the cheapest because during happy hours it cost only 50 fubucks. You pretty much will make that back too when you get rated back and some w
the "tongue" primary i have created for myself is from a TV program called "Little Britain" - it's a great show, in my opinion, and i'd reccomend it to anyone. The laugh track is the only flaw, as it is in many programs, but that's a bit of a tradeoff for the brilliant, unafraid and unreal comedy, all done by 2 gifted, twisted chaps - Matt Lucas and David Walliams...
They portray a deviant collection of "britains" in each episode, and one reoccuring favourite of mine, is "Anne"...in a nutshell, a mental patient, her peculiar schreeching and devilishly odd behaviour is a riot, hurts to laugh at times, in my experiences.
so, yeah, the TONGUE...
from season 3, a spot on live telly, anne does a knock up job of her/his version of Celiene Dion...and out comes the licking looney ...
i've stuck a clip on my youtube, to broaden the minds of you inquisitive lot, and following that, is a 9 min compilation of "anne's" antics, from several episodes...take a sec, and give it a go.
To My Friends And Fans
i would like to let all my friends know im losin my net soon and i do have a yahoo im on my cell phone if you want to chat with me its dmbuzz1017. i love to keep in touch with my friends.
thanks for everythings my friends god bless and have a wonderful day,
dianna bama redneckwoman I cannot post mumms fubar banded me from them for something stupid that wasn't bad it was just a video with a stunt someone was doing. but anyways i'm going threw a hard time right now with ex husband, we got into a big fight lst nite had me all upset and crying saying he was goin to take my kids cause of what his niece said to him about me that wasn't true. i been living a miserable life with him for the past 7yrs and ever since i spilted with him he has been fighting with me. once he told me he has eyes and ears watching me after 2 months since i split from him which i don't think its none of his business sayin that. how would you take that as a threat or he just being stupid so i couldn't date no on
I'm am sooo f#@kin sick of ppl!! I cant stand when ppl come to me and start an argument with me about the things I do on here and why they didn't get a comment from me then wonder why I'm not always nice to them because of it. If you come to me and start running your mouth to me..damn right I'm going to jump your shit. I'm sick of being nice all the time and getting walked all over and people saying I'm stupid because of my decisions that have nothing but good outcomes..I'm sick of people screaming at me because they think I'm not listening..I'm just tired of it all..I sit here and listen to everyone complain about how bad their lives are, I do everything in my power to help them feel better..I'm tired of getting no respect and I'm tired of people lying to me..I'm going to repeat this one more time.. LISTEN CAREFULLY: I hate liars!! I hate Fake people!! If your either of those, do not shout me, and do not try to be my friend, I can spot you from a mile away and I will not tolerate it!!
Last night I wrote a blog about my daughter being sick. Well thankfully she is ok, she just has the flu. She still has to watch her liver, but she will be fine. I want to thank some very special people who pulled me through last night. My sis liberty girl no matter what ur always there for me. I was crying my eyes out and u still talked me through it. I love ya girl, I couldnt get through anything without u. My best friend trina and sheribaby, u know me best and u still helped me through it. Now to some new special friends, the members of the People's Lounge. I have only been a member for a few days, but I feel like im part of something there. You were concerned for me and my daughter, and just concentrated on me and helping me feel better. You didnt have to do that but you did, I appreciate that more than you know. Sparks57, Angeleyes, heart, soveliss, Ju, you have welcomed me and im so happy for that. Thank you from the bottom of my heart for being there for me. Now for
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When hate fills your eyes and like a lil bitch you fucking cry…You don’t know where to turn, all you can think about is when and why, when you want to walk away and never look back… When enough becomes enough and you just want to die, but all you can do is once again cry… Why, why is this getting to me why can’t I turn it off and walk away??? Why can’t I say I don’t care anymore and that you are not even worth this??? Why do I stand up for you when no one else will, when ever one else waits for you to fall on your face why and I there holding you up???? I fucking hate you and I wish you would die…Fucking Die already leave me alone….
We didn't realize just how much we missed him, until we read and remembered some of the things he said... And stood for.
"Here's my strategy on the Cold War: We win, they lose."
- Ronald Reagan
"The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help."
- Ronald Reagan
"The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they're ignorant; it's just that they know so much that isn't so."
- Ronald Reagan
"Of the four wars in my lifetime, none came about because the U.S. Was too strong."
- Ronald Reagan
"I have wondered at times about what the Ten Commandments would have lookedlike if Moses had run them through the U.S. Congress."
- Ronald Reagan
"The taxpayer: That's someone who works for the federal government but doesn't have to take the civil service examination."
- Ronald Reagan
"Government is like a baby: An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other."
i can't wait, its almost here.less than 10 hour away.
trying to build a good reliable pc that releases me from my very outdated 4 yr old system.
please look at my wish list and tell me if you think i have anything missing.
https://secure.newegg.com/WishList/MySavedWishDetail.aspx?ID=14699627 If you visit a forein country should you also shop on the left side of the isle like you would drive? I was dreaming the other night and I'm not sure what it was about but in my dream my older brother cut into it and told me he has cancer. It was only for maybe 3 seconds but its been bothering me ever since.
Time Is A Curse
Time is a curse,
makes your heart want to burst,
when i see your notes time stands still,
and my heart over whelms my will,
to hold you close is my dream,
happiness is what i want as it may seem,
you became my daily light,
talking to you became my delight,
all i want to do is hold you tight,
knowing you makes everything seem right,
i wish you were here with me tonight,
to hold you close to my heart,
hopeing we will never part,
love is not made for me,
i am just here to make everyone else happy,
i try my best with who i am,
some people care and some dont give a dam,
i shall take the good with the bad,
i will never let anyone make me sad,
for knowing all my friends on here makes me glad,
its now the weekend begining,
some of you will be sinning,
please play it safe every day,
cause i want you all here to stay,
have a blast each and all of you,
to yourselves always be true,
for when you are you will never feel blue,
friends will always make you feel right,
Comment Bomb Tom Please
ok ok ok ok i know ive been askin every 1 to go bomb my tatt pic in the contest im in,but if you can please go help out tom,even if it just few mins ......thanx aussie here the link http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=637102&i=2594852571
Why when I see your face mine lights up??? Why do I long for you to call out my name??? Why do I sometimes wish you did not know my name??? Why do I hate the sound of your voice??? Why when I see your face do I want to scream??? What is that fucked up feeling I have when I am near you??? Why do I even care%3
I would love it if someone could take one of my pics and making a morphing pic outta it for me! Please?! Morph me into a dragon or a fairy...or no! A VAMPIRE! YES! MUAH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA okay that was kinda corny...oh well anyways...let me know if anyone could do it?!
Is Love All There Is
Is love all there is to have,
people use that word like its salve,
spreading it like butter,
words is all they mutter,
the feelings that go with it,
are the things most people forget,
im not asking for your devotion,
i dont even want sexual motion,
i want someone for who they are,
even if they are near or far,
thoughs of them all day long,
like a true love song,
racing through my head,
even when i lay to sleep on my bed,
love is what i want to find,
so i too will have someone always on my mind,
i will be gentle and ever so kind,
for i am a unique guy to find,
i have hidden for 20 years,
have had alot of tears,
love greater then the sky,
more carring then any other guy,
a heart of gold,
is what im always told,
true romance is the key i hold,
i am just a average guy,
all my poems tell the reason why,
but one thing i never try to do is lie,
because that makes wonderful people cry,
i have the beautifulest friends,
to whom my heart dearly tends,
so smile and e
is it bad that i find people simple minded and very much boring. i get to the point that i can't can't stand dum people or simple mindedness. is that a bad thing.
just saying to all out there. peace i hate wrighting or reading them. most are so boring it wood put anyone that read's it to sleep. peace
Is This Happening To Anyone Else
yeah--i'm loving this site and its predessors for like 13 months--but maybe now my fuse is short--at least 4-5 times a day--maybe more--visiting profiles here causes my computer to terminally freeze. i have no choice but to shut it off and reboot because the program won't end by ordinary means--i lose everything and everything i have been working on. i love this site but i don't need this right now
A Womans True Beauty
a womans true beauty,
is like a blossuming rose,
as days go by its the beauty that grows,
the peddles open and it shows,
inner beauty is what to behold,
grab your heart and dont let go,
cause you will feel it from your head to your toe,
like a wave passing through,
makes every guy look at you,
but its i who figured out the clue,
to know you is a treat that true,
the eyes are the windows to your soul,
compared to your beauty i am the troll,
i shall climb the mountains to gain your trust,
even if i fall and get crushed,
you are worth the feat,
for you are the one i wish to meet,
to me that would be the biggest treat,
i would be glad to take the back seat,
you are truely kind,
one day i wish you i would find,
thing have been too weird in my life,
like i was stabbed with a knife,
but here i sit i must admit,
probably looking like a twit,
or even a dim-witt,
but true love is what i seek,
will someone open thier heart for me to peek,
but please dont think of me as
this is weird havent lgged here inlike 6 months
snyone still in here
MUAH in the past week i have had 2 people in my life ell me that they can no longer ber to be in my life
I am hurting those who i have come to love a nd cherish
please forgive me all
bu ti have to go and be alone
it sux but i am tired of hurting and hurting other that i love
Ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you, but when you take him in a car he sticks his head out the window? But I ask, if I think not, am I not? I think not. Don't you think? Ever notice that anyone driving slower than you is an idiot, but anyone going faster is a maniac?
Is This Place Ever Not Confusing?
I have been here for over an hour trying to figure it out. The only thing I have found is that it is gonna take longer than one day.
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Next time i cry for you will be the first time you die for me...
Really Need Your Prayers
One of my close personal friends got in a wreck today and flipped her car. She is 8 1/2 months pregnant. She was admitted into the hospital and the doctors are inducing her labor because of complications. If you believe in the power of prayer please keep her in your hearts and minds tonight and please keep praying for her and her baby. Thank you all so much.
- Chris's Sexy Acronym -
Cis for...CaptivatingHis for...HornyRis for...RavishingIis for...IntriguingSis for...Scrumptious
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i am the kida of guy you can call for back up when your in a bind and need bail,back-up,or to give a beat up to the guy that kicked ur ass,
im the guy ur mother warned you about
im the skeloten in ur girlfriends closet
im ur best friend
im ur worst night-mare
im the son ur dad always wanted
im the son in-law nobody wants
im the uncle nobody talks about
im the guy you want on ur side no matter what the prob is
im the guy you call
Forever Here For You
I HAD A FOURWHEELER WRECK LAST WEEK BROKE MY PELVIS SO I AM LAYED UP FOR 6 WEEKS LEAVE ME SOME LOVE At last, when all the summer shine That warmed life's early hours is past, Your loving fingers seek for mine And hold them close—at last—at last! Not oft the robin comes to build Its nest upon the leafless bough By autumn robbed, by winter chilled,— But you, dear heart, you love me now. Though there are shadows on my brow And furrows on my cheek, in truth,— The marks where Time's remorseless plough Broke up the blooming sward of Youth,—Though fled is every girlish grace Might win or hold a lover's vow, Despite my sad and faded face, And darkened heart, you love me now! I count no more my wasted tears; They left no echo of their fall; I mourn no more my lonesome years; This blessed hour atones for all. I fear not all that Time or Fate O my Luve is like a red, red rose
That’s newly sprung in June;
O my Luve is like the
how the hell is every one
Three Men (feel Free To Comment)
Ask a group of guys what turns them on about a woman, and you'll sometimes get the predictable answers: full lips, full bosom, full booty.
These are a few quick-and-dirty biological imperatives that will turn many a man's head. But a lot of women fulfill those requirements already. So what makes certain women boy magnets, and leaves others spending Saturday nights watching Saturday Night Live skits?
As always, men are more complicated than a lot of people give them credit for, and when it comes to turn-ons, the masculine gender has plenty of surprises up their metaphorical sleeve. Here, some of the ways to effectively rev the masculine engine:
1. Standing Tall
Don't get me wrong: it's not that we want a woman who can balance a beer tray on her head. It's what good posture says about her. A woman who stands tall typically a) dresses well, b) exercises often, and c) is confident about her body and what it's good for. And if she's proud of her figure no matter what shape or
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Sick Of It
IM REALLY PISSED OFF IVE BEEN IN THREE PIMPOUT OUTS IN THE LAST THREE WEEKS TWO 4 NAUGHTY AND NICE CREW.. ONE 4 CLUB FAR WHICH I BULL SHIT I SHOULD BEEN LEVELED BY THEM THE MOST THEY LIKE OVER 300 MEMBERS ONLY THREE RATED THINGS .. JUST SO SICK OF THIS IM REALLY JUST READY TO DELETE MY ACCOUNT AND SAY THE HELL WITH ALL BEEN RATING PPL ALL DAMN DAY BOMBINNG A GREAT FRIEND NAUGHTY CHIC.. AND THIS THE THANKS I GET NO ONE WILLING TO HELP ME OF OVER 2000 FRIENDS AND FANS .. I TRY TO FAN EVERYONE WHO FANS ME AND I FAN EVERYONE THAT I GO ON THERE PAGE...THANKS TO WHO HAVE BEEN ON MY PAGE LATELY ...PEACE, EVONNE
NEW YORK - Armed with a soldering iron and a large supply of energy drinks, a slight, curly haired teenager has developed a way to make the iPhone, arguably the gadget of the year, available to a much wider audience.
George Hotz of Glen Rock, N.J., spent his last summer before college figuring out how to "unlock" the iPhone, freeing it from being restricted to a single carrier, AT&T Inc.
The procedure, which the 17-year-old posted on his blog Thursday, raises the possibility of a cottage industry springing up to buy iPhones, unlocking them and then selling them to people who don't want AT&T service or can't get it, particularly overseas.
The phone, which combines an innovative touch-screen interface with the media-playing abilities of the iPod, is currently sold only in the U.S.
An AP reporter was able to verify that an iPhone Hotz brought to the AP's headquarters on Friday was unlocked. Hotz placed the reporter's T-Mobile SIM card, a small chip that identifies a phone to t
Maybe Life Isn't So Bad After All
hey all.... well i posted a couple pics in Love is... but no one seems to care...lol...and i don't either...
her first and middle name are Li Tsai... pronounced Lee Zai, but her friends call her Lisa..lol..aren't americans awful? when we have a problem with a foreign word/name we americanize it...
anyway, life is wonderful, all is good...and who has time for online anymore? lmao....
love ya all, friends... tell me what you think of Li, k?
well fans, here's a quick hello, and an update to my life. the last couple weeks have been pretty amazing. i have been seeing a wonderful woman who is just wonderful. we met at a club in denver, and we just hit it off. we have a huge amount of things in common. she loves movies as much as i do, she loves the outdoors, and the sex has been amazing...
she's absolutely gorgeous in my book.
anyways, i haven't had one depressed moment since we met. i walk around with a stupid grin like a teen ager who just had sex for the first time. we t
Well, it's been a week since my father passed away. I am still having some trouble with sleeping. But I am getting through each day better.
There are moments when something I see or hear will remind me of dad. Yesterday I thought I saw him drive through town. Then I thought "no, get a grip, dad is gone." I realized at that moment just how much I was going to miss seeing dad cruise by in his truck. I will miss those early mornings as I am leaving for work and I would see him at the store getting a cup of coffee.
As I sit and think of dad, I am grateful for those rare moments that you don't think much about. Those quick waves as you pass on the roads. Or running into dad at the grocery... he had a thing for ding dongs and coca cola. He would go through a box and a 12 pack every couple of days.
I am most grateful that he is no longer in pain. He is in a better place than the rest of us. And someday we will all pass away and join him in heaven. I am grateful for the years that
Poems Wrote For Me
My mind is pregnant with disillusions,
With all the lies you tell,
The blood u sucked from my heart made me pale,
Closed my eyes,
Feed on my trust,
Every word you say,
Makes everyone believe,
Don't they see my pale corpse laying on your feet?,
I guess they want to wind up like me,
You seduce them with your song of death lies and everything you say,
One day you will pay,
My ghost will seek revenge,
And drag you back to the bowels of the hell which u escape,
Again there u will dwell.
To be determined. Outside.
The wedding prayer:
"God in heaven above please protect the ones we love.
We honor all you created as we pledge our hearts and lives together.
We honor Mother Earth and ask for our marriage to be abundant
and grow stronger through the seasons.
We honor fire - and ask that our union be warm and glowing with love in our hearts.
We honor wind - and ask we sail through life safe and calm as in our father's arms.
We honor water - to clean and soothe our marriage– that it may never thirst for love.
All the forces of the universe you created, we pray for harmony and true happiness,
as we forever grow young together. Amen."
Possible Wedding Vows (Will change a little):
GROOM STEP 1: O’ my beloved, our love has become firm by your walking one with me. Together we will share the responsibilities of the lodge, food and children. May the
How Do U Uplode A Video, Well Like Cope A Video From A Site And Save It OnTo Ur Comp?
check out the new profile! - rate if you havent! check out the music on my page - its me :) - leave some feedback!! Can i get some feedback on my new logo? - comments appreciated! - its in my RANDOMS album! - thanks in advance!
I remember Antoinette -
(not quite grown),
honey colored hair
her long (often sad) face,
eyes like candle flames.
Her brothers and her father
always called her Andy.
I kissed her once
underneath a mirror-ball,
first, beneath the ear,
on her tender lips -
I never understood
the scattered pieces
of Antoinette -
I was only seventeen
and never said goodbye,
just goodnight -
and never saw her again.
Thirty years are gone -
I can still smell her hair
and hear her muffled sobs;
I still see her
in a strapless prom dress
across the dark gymnasium
and I wonder who she really was
and what became of
© All rights reserved
So many times
Love went south
Down into the valley
Of the shadow of doubt
My faith was failing,
My hope was gone
In the wilderness
You came to me
Like a revelation
In your arms
I found salvation
Took me to
Showed me a world
I'd never seen
One love took me
Down to the riverside
Opened my heart
And washed me clean
Nothin' less than
Sent from heaven above
I'm amazed by
The wonder of you
The clouds all open,
And the light comes through
All my life
I had never guessed
That anyone could
Ever be so blessed
I feel brand new,
I've been revived
All I want to do
Took me to
Showed me a world
I'd never seen
One love took me
Down to the riverside
Opened my heart
And washed me clean
Nothin' less than
Sent from heaven above
Elvis Barrett blows smoke rings
smells their money on the dresser
and they think his smile is for them.
Every hustle has a dollar sign.
Friday nights in Newark
are as rich as he will ever be,
but that's enough for Elvis.
It takes a lot of liquor
to wash away the white crust
of his dreams gone south.
He was all the rage once -
jumping queues and striking poses
in Manhattan night clubs -
hobnobbing with the hoi polloi
(back when he was pretty).
Elvis will pour 54 Percodans
into his trembling hand,
choke them down with sloe gin,
and piss himself
while he falls
into dreamless sleep.
He'll only be missed by his mother
and an ink salesman from San Mateo
who loves him like a son
but treats him like a bitch.
Goodnight, sweet prince.
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Yesterday I thought that
I walked alone
And that love
Was just a memory
But a nightingale
Followed me back home
And my love was waiting
There for me
I had lost my faith
As lovers often do
When the storm clouds
But the nightingale
Sang a note so true
That I knew I'd lost
My fear instead
And to think that I said
Love was for fools
And that time would never
Heal these old wounds
But the nightingale saved
A prayer for me
In the twilight he played
A faithful tune
I have heard the lark
Over in the vale
And I've heard
The lonesome whippoorwill
But the sweetest song
Is the nightingale's
And I know I'll
Never get my fill
Be Offline For A While
Just heard back from 'The Man' - And I have a new job starting Monday Morning for the Archaeological and Historical Conservancy. Its a 6 - 8 Week Project near Bonita Springs, Florida (NW of Miami) - the other side of the State, a place called Corkscrew Swamp. At least the gators aren't mating this time of year,,, ACK!!! LOL. Anyways, I will not have internet access except for the rare visit to the local Internet cafe or Library. I will be there Mon-Fri and come home for the weekends though, so I will try to say Hi then. So, If you are wondering what has happened to me - I haven't fallen off the Earth, just trying to make some Money. Leave me some LUV, I'll know You came by.
The following 2 Pics relate culturally to the people that once lived, strived, died and maintained a distinct culture in the area I will be working in: The Calusa People. Needless to say, they were MUCH more sophisticated that had previously been assumed. Amongst their achieve
Now That I've Found You...
Now That I've Found You
How can I believe
That my heart would find
Someone like you
You see me,
The real me
No in bewteens,
I had nowhere to hide
You took away the
Walls around me
Made me feel safe
To share my truth
I see the heavens open,
A heart that once was broken
Is holding nothing back
Now that I found you
You hold me like a prayer,
You touch me everywhere
A lifetime just ain't enough
To love you true
Now that I found you
I do believe
We're meant to be
Our chemistry will
And through the years
We'll see some tears
We'll conquer fears
And together we will grow
Look through your eyes
They tell me
I no longer have
To be alone
I see the heavens open,
A heart that once was broken
Is holding nothing back
Now that I found you
You hold me like a prayer,
You touch me everywhere
A lifetime just ain't enough
To love you true
Now that I found you
I see the heavens open,
A heart that once was broken
The Flavor Of A Penny
I know this will seem odd,
but bear with me.
I am estimating the speed of a sneeze
in the broad stillness left
by her departure,
and the allergic scratchings,
like branches of some spirit tree
on the shell of her that
my hands have found.
Twenty-five years have passed,
yet her nipple still folds into my mouth
with the odd flavor of a penny -
I must wash it down with liquor
(but it returns, knocks on my door,
and beckons me to the grave
of her grey skin).
I'm so tired of gin -
the word is knotted to me
like Emily, forcing me to take
smaller breaths until
I am no longer sure
that I am alive.
We'll never escape
the circle game of drunkenness and rutting,
dead, and fucking to prove we aren't -
our legacy has become
forty-six condoms and a five-day cycle,
every month until
our children are born,
new ghosts erupted from her tears
Christ, I am alone, again,
in the quaking stillness
of her departure,
held captive by dreams of her return.
COUPLES... THEY ARE CREATED AND DESTROYED EVERYDAY ON FUBAR, HERE ARE SOME OF THE BEST ONES TO DATE ON THIS SITE... ENJOY ALL OF THEM...
THROATFAWK & POLSKI CHERRY
DRUNK1 AND NSFW MILF
STEVEN AND ELLE
DJ KEVDOG AND DJ LAUREN
PUREST AND HOPE *wink*
JOHNNYDEVIL AND AMY
DJ TOKEN AND DJ MEL
RJEEZY AND NEABEAR
This Kind Of Love...
This Kind Of Love
This kind of love
Makes me feel
Ten feet tall
It makes all my
And this kind of trust
Helps me to hold the line
I'll be there every time
This kind of love
It's what I dreamed about
Yeah it fills me up
Baby it leaves no doubt
This kind of love
It's why I'm standing here
It's something that
We can share
I can't enough of
This kind of love
This kind of hope
Is what I try to find
And now I can't deny
And this kind of faith
Is so unshakeable
It's bigger than me
Your love can move
It makes my world
It's always there
To guide me
I'm so lucky
That I found
This kind of love
Is what I dreamed about
Yeah it fills me up
Baby it leaves no doubt
This kind of love
It's why I'm standing here
It's something that
We can share
I can't get enough of
This kind of love
Crazy Friend Requests
I just got this as a friend request, and I just don't know what to think...any opinions??? I feel like I warped back to summer camp or something....very odd to me.... OK, here it is below...
my pending friend requests: clear all | accept all
From Date Message
ACCEPT | DENY MARGE~ CLUB F.A.R. MEMBER== ~FSFM~
2007-08-24 19:31:56 Hi , my name is Marge and I am 34 years old. I am a stay at home mom of three beautiful kids ! Marina is eleven years old , Timmy is eight years old and Tristan is almost four years old. I am going through a bitter and nasty divorce after thirteen years of marriage. But depsite that , I have found a man whom I love very much , my boyfriend Juan. I actually found him here on fubar and we met face to face May 28th. When we first met , he was living in Rochester , NY at the time , he is now living with me and my kids. I love all kinds of music and have many interests. In my free time , I love being w
Not that it matters, and not that anyone cares, but I have decided to move on. I don’t know what awaits me out there in the world, but I’ll face it head on. I’ve loved, I’ve lost, I’ve been hurt, but I’m mending. It’s a slow process, but I’m on my way. On this healing journey, I’ve been discovering myself. I’ve learned that I do have the power to say no. I have also learned self-control. It isn’t just a journey of self-healing; it’s a journey of self-discovery. I think that, by the time I get to the end of this journey, I’ll finally know who I am. My wife may have left me, I may have been crushed by it, but through it all, I think something wonderful is happening. I’m learning to adapt. I realize now that I don’t have to be with someone to be happy. I just need to be happy with myself.
“What is the meaning of life?” A very popular question. One that has been asked repeatedly through out the ages. Do you want the answer? Nothing. There is no “meaning of life”. Th
Boy George's androgynous style caught the attention of music executive Malcolm McLaren, of Sex Pistols fame, who arranged for O'Dowd to perform with the group Bow Wow Wow, featuring Annabella Lwin, at various shows. He was christened Lieutenant Lush and he nearly stole the spotlight from Lwin.
 Culture Club
Boy George's association with Bow Wow Wow ended soon afterwards, and he started his own group with bassist Mikey Craig. The group was to be called In Praise Of Lemmings, but the name was later abandoned. Jon Moss (who had drummed with The Damned, Adam and the Ants and London) then joined the group and became George's lover. The final member to join the band was Roy Hay (who at the time was guitarist in a band called Russian Bouquet), who was selected after the group's association with another guitarist, 'Suede', proved unsatisfactory. The group abandoned another name, Sex Gang Children, and settled on the name Culture Club after assessi
So yeah.. start the game off and we're doing GREAT .. scored a touchdown right away!
Score another in the 2nd quarter. Then we start noticing lightening.. ref's hadn't noticed it yet. Gets down to 11 minutes in the 2nd quarter.. they delay the game for lightening. So we take off and go to McD's to waste some time. Get back to the field.. and they say ok the game will start at 9:40 .. the game start back up and I swear.. before they even get 2 plays done there is another front moving in ...... grrrrrrrrrr so they ended up calling the game and we finish playing it tomorrow nite.
We're up 13-0
Tell me something... I have this picture of a "homeless" man with the words "You're gonna get raped" across it. Of all the things people post on here with nudity and all... I get a message saying my primary photo has been flagged as a NSFW. Come on, guys? Can't you take a joke? Anyone who has a sense of humor would find it funny. Anyway, I think it's ridiculous that people can post more offensive things than that and not get in trouble for it... jeez... it's not like I'm promoting racism or date rape. On a website like this, I figured people would be more open-minded, but I guess I was wrong. Thanks for nothing.
Finally getting rain! I have never heard Thunder rip through Any mountains but have now & it is a Awsome sound to hear....... That is for sure! :)
Just about the time I think I have it figured out, something else changes. A few months ago my last kid moved out. I packed up her stuff and put it in the garage and drug in my stuff. Started setting up a guest/craft/computer room for myself. Didn't really get the room where I wanted it but had a good start on it. Thught I had all the time in the world to do it. Now she is moving home. I really liked living alone, little things were big adventures. Like not coming straight home from work, running around in PJ's all weekend if I wanted to. Cooking or not cooking.
Now I need to change the way the kid and I relate. She is not a little girl anymore and I am not mommy. This is weird.
Rules have to be set down right away. She will pay rent, utilities, food, and gas if I have to drive her around. She has to have a job. She will help with house work. And I get to use the computer and phone when I want to and for as long as I want to.
I need to let her be an adult. O
Melanie buys 2.75 pounds of turkey, 3.5 pounds of Ham, 2.25 pounds of roast beef, and 0.75 pounds of bologna. How many total pounds of meat did Melanie buy?
B) 9.75 pounds
C) 11.25 pounds
D) 9.25 pounds
1.)What do you like better Rough sex or Kinky sex?
2.)Do you like Handcuffs or Whips?
3.)Do you like recieving or giving anal sex?
4.)Do you masterbate?
5.)If you do how many times a week do you masterbate?
6.)Doggy or missionary sex?
7.)Do you like to lick a girls Booty hole?
8.)Are you wild or passive?
1.)Have you ever had sex in a car?
2.)Have you ever had sex on a public beach?
3.)Did you ever get a Blow Job at a Movie Theater?
4.)Did you ever get your Pussy licked in a car?
5.)Are you Kinky?
6.)What are your 2 Favorite sex positions?
7.)Are you sexually active?
8.)When did you have sex last?
Thank you for anwsering my sex questions!!!!
am doing my best to make my life better, I do it for kylee, I am doing my best not be so unhappy all the time, atleast on the outside. On the inside however, I am lost , I am alone, I am a disaster. I try everyday to go on with a Mask of pretend, for kylee. Why am I not strong enough to let go ? Why am I not strong enough to leave? I wake everyday with a smile because I hear my baby calling my name. Everyday I also wake with the thought of what will go wrong today? What will he make feel like today? What will he do today to destroy us even more? How can I love someone that I can't trust? How can I love someone that I can not in any way, depend on?? I do not have the answers.........
All about being a Mother
Current mood: loved
I love Kylee, she is my world , My life My happiness.
to be 100% honest , I would be DEAD , if it wasn;t for her birth. I love that child more than ANYBODY could ever understand..
I still check on her 7-10 times a night after I put her to bed,. I worry if she is covered , I worry if she is cozy, I JUST worry!!!
My Kylee is ALL that keeps me alive. Keeps me thinking of all the tommorow's....
yes I worry that I am creating a spoiled brat, because I am there for EVERY beck and call . If she say's mama I come running.
My baby girl is all I have that makes me happy, that I can trust ,That I know loves me back..Her smile, OMG her smile, warms my heart , and when she gives me kisses and hug's , I am soo happy and Warm inside I could cry. I don't know how to describe what all happiness my 2 yr old gives me.
I don't know where I am going with this, I just got back from checking on her and covering he
YOU MIGHT HIT US WITH A DEVASTATING BLOW BUT YOU CANT KNOCK OUT THE TOUGHER MOST DEDICATED PEOPLE IN THE WORLD WE STAND TALL WE STAND UNITED WE WILL ALWAYS RISE AND OVER COME ANYTHING THAT COMES OUR WAY!!!!! Get your own glitter and more at BlingyBlob.com
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Dedicated To The Ones I Love
I just wanted to take a few minutes to show my love to all the ones who have been so gracious to add this old country girl to your lists.I know time doesn't permit me to talk to each of you as i would love to .I carry all of you in my heart and prayers.I thank God everyday for the opportunity to have met each and every one of you.I try on a day to day basis to stay in contact but please know that if time goes by and we don't get to talk always know that i love each and every one of you and hope that your lives are eternally filled with blessings!!!!
Hugs and kissessss,
What Tree Did U Fall From??
WHAT TREE DID YOU FALL FROM?
Find your birthday and then find your tree. This is cool and somewhat accurate. Then send it to your friends, including the one that sent it to you, so they can find out what tree they fell from, but do not forget to change the subject line to your tree. Find your tree below and see what you are like...
Dec 23 to Jan 01
Jan 01 to Jan 11
Jan 12 to Jan 24
Jan 25 to Feb 03
Feb 04 to Feb 08
Feb 09 to Feb 18
Feb 19 to Feb 28
Mar 01 to Mar 10
Weeping Willow Tree
Mar 11 to Mar 20
Mar 21 (only)
Mar 22 to Mar 31
Apr 01 to Apr 10
Apr 11 to Apr 20
Apr 21 to Apr 30
May 01 to May 14
May 15 to May 24
May 25 to Jun 03
Jun 04 to Jun 13
Jun 14 to Jun 23
Wood hitting wood
The decision of fate
Not just yours
But the rest of the country
The “innocence” of a convict
A mistaken jury
The death penalty
It affects everyone
A good kid
A troubled past
The court doesn’t care
Missed court dates
No carefulness, awareness
Three months, three years
It doesn’t make a difference now
Will you ever learn
It’s a thing called
“Think before you act”
Think- a five letter word
All you had to do
To prevent this
Now hundreds of miles away
Sad and lonely
With time to realize
You could have made something
The sound was heard
Who would have thought
It’s the small things that count
I allow my emotions to explode
This old gavel is painful
My eyes red
With sadness dripping
I’m trapped in a whirlwind
Of memories so hard to bear
The hard wooden sound
Gone For 2 Weeks
To all my family, friends, fans, and future all of what i just listed...lol, i will be away from fubar starting tomorrow the 25th for the next two weeks, I shall return, so please still show my page love
I will return the favor when I return. Hope everyone has a good weekend and good weeks to come. When it rains i will be thinking of you...inside joke...lol....Talk to everyone later.....Bye for now.
love me or hate me.. too all my friends ty for all the cool comments & gifts.. need more lol
The Real Emily And Things I Relate To
Ok, so apparently there are some things that need to be addressed here.
Seriously this is Fubar, and I, like most normal people, have a life outside of this website.
I understand that it may seem as though I am "ignoring" people at times, but that cannot be helped. I have ALOT going on right now. I'm sooooo stressed with things at the present moment that I can't just put down what I'm doing and run to people all of the time, I'm sorry.
If you don't know me well, I'll fill you in a little bit.
I'm a single mom with two young boys ages 3 and 6.
I work full time and go to school full time.
I'm going to school to be a Social Worker.
There is alot more that is also going on but I just choose not to put that all out there in a blog, just because.
So when I am being talked to in the shout box or given gifts I'm very sorry if I do not get back to you. I appreciate it very much honestly. But I'm not just sitting here watching the computer screen, I'm trying to take care of my life als
please only rate if you can help on this..i know some have maxed rates ...Thanks for all your help today
*~*Cherrilicious*~* READ PROFILE CAREFULLY..@ fubar
So yeah... I Quit my job tonight. I finally snapped. Sick of people walking al over me, and picking fun at me, and treating me like crap. I have worked there for 3 yrs over the past 4 yrs. I asked for two weeks off and even got the days covered and I still had to work two of the days, because it wasn't an "Official Vaction". A month later the NEW cook ask for tens days off a week before and gets them all covered..... even the owner covered five of the days. i had mine up for like 3 months and still i had to beg people to cover my shifts and till had to come in on my vaca and work.
I just want to say thankyou to the people who visit my site and leave comments and love, for not only me, but for others to see as well. There is a lot of pretending on this site, but I will be as honest as possible with each and every person who wants to be a friend to me. Ask me a question if you have any doubts and I will answer you truthfully.
All I ask for is warmth and understanding.....nothing more!!!!
Have a beautiful time on here and if you need or want to have a chat with someone......then please give me a yell.
Warmth and love to all
Here lies fallen angels dead on the ground
Their spirits stand there looking all round
If you go to spot
You'll see a mound and you'll feel their presences
As the days go by people come to mourn
Those that show respect are adorn
let the memories never fade
Every time you look upon the mound
Just remember its all right to shed a tear
As the pain fills inside and hurts it wont go a way
The anger we shall not hide it
These you remember the american pride.
People in the world remember all around
That here lies a fallen angels dead on the ground
Teshanna Kathleen Stephens
Copyright ©2007 Teshanna Kathleen Stephens
I sit and pray for the angel of death
take this old body to
the land of death
because the world is full of
hate and crime
let me be with my kind in death
I no longer have the will
to live in world of hate
Teshanna Kathleen Stephens
Copyright ©2007 Teshanna Kathleen Stephens
one day i went outside to look at the sky
all the clouds where white,bu
Going To Bed, But...
Thank you again to all that helped with the contest...still behind, but oh well....things will work out the way they are supposed to. I have been hungover all day so I am hitting the sack again, cause I am out of comments once more..its going to be a long day for me tomorrow...If any of you get the time...please click the pic below and comment some ..Please...thanks..:)
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I was listening to Red Wanting Blue for a good long while tonight. It’s what I usually do when I have some sort of problem. I came across a song I hadn’t heard in a long time. Tearing Down….. it’s a great song, and I’m amazed that these guys are not on the radio, but that’s neither here nor there.
As I sat back and started to follow the words, it seemed like all the junk, all the problems that have dogged me for a while suddenly became uprooted. Questions like, What have I been doing? Why do I give up so easily? Why have I treated certain people the way I’ve treated them? Why do I deserve friends like them? Can I ever win their trust back? began flooding through my mind at terrific speeds, hanging around barely long enough for me to register them when they flew off and another took it’s place.
Slowly, I began to realize I’ve been dealing with things in the same old way I always have: when something arises, the first thing I do is destroy my support system by drivin
when you become a part of a specific world you start to see thing differently. Being a part of a diving community you see how small it is..why? well, its the craziest way of life you could ever imagine. Not to mention fun and exciting. hell, my office is over 60 feet underwater and no one gives a shit what i wear or how i dress or how many tatoos I have. No customer service or people skills required..you just have to have nerves of steel and viens full of gasoline.
With a crazy world comes crazy superstition. We call them curse's, some are true and based on physics...other's are based on a he said she said basis.
curse number one comes from physics...the number one cause of death to a commercial diver is known as delta P...it all breaks down to a rapid change in pressure, or a rapid flow of pressure..it cant be stopped or predicted. once it has you..there's no escape...your a gonner.
Curse number two is that because of being uder pressure so much your body chemistry and
Over And Gone
MEN! They are so damn confusing they say one thing and do another. I have 3 important men in my life, no i am not dating 2 of them or anything like that, but they do mean alot to me. the funny thing is only one of them knows how i feel, the other 2 are completely clueless and i kinda wanna keep it that way. Butt damn if they say something the need to mean it and it is driving me insain being bounced around like that. my marrige is over my husband left me. i feel like my whole world is falling apart so fast i can't stop it. i keep thinking that if i would of stopped trying to change him so much to actually change myself a little things would be ok, like if i wasn't such a bitch he woulded of been such of an ass. i don't know wat to do anymore.
Disclaimer: I did not write this nor do I have any clue who did.
I am hereby officially tendering my resignation as an adult.
I have decided I would like to accept the responsibilities
of a 8 year old again.
I want to go to McDonald's
and think that it's a four star restaurant.
I want to sail sticks across a fresh mud puddle
and make ripples with rocks.
I want to think M&Ms are better than money, because you can eat them.
I want to play kickball during recess
and paint with watercolors in art.
I want to lie under a big Oak tree and run a lemonade stand
with my friends on a hot summers day.
I want to return to a time when life was simple.
When all you knew were colors,
addition tables and simple nursery rhymes.
But that didn't bother you,
because you didn't know what you didn't know
and you didn't care.
When all you knew was to be happy
because you didn't know all the things
that should make you worried and upset.
I want to think that the world is fair.
Hey everyone I have a really good friend that has helped me out in so many ways...I wanna return the love....all i need for ya to do is stop and fan him...all he needs is 6 more to go and then he will have 1000 fans. Thanks
Let him know i sent ya...it only takes a couple of seconds
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The King, Has Arrived...
Lately I've been so depressed,so down, and for what? It sucks. Being single really does suck actually, I hate it. And I will never ever EVER find a decent enough woman for me, never. AND if I did, she'd have to be what I'm looking for. I hate forced things. Well, as my first blog, it will be a totally fucked up one.
Fubar=not so bad...
Anyways. This site is actually pretty fucking cool. A majority of people are hot AND kind. WOW that is a shocker really.
People in the real world are devoured by material things, wealth of course, and their nack for loving themselves too much, haha.
anyways my point is. Fubar, you rock. So this site gives me a chance to actually have fun without dealing with these slimy fucks. Chow.
-King of Swing It's Monday, August 24th--12:12; anguish. For the past, well...hmm let's just say "Awhile" I've been without a stable girlfriend. One who is intelligent, cute, funny, and all those other traits I like. But as of late..
sometimes we fight and argue other times we couldnt be happier and it seems we are in heaven. but when we fight we say hurtful things, hurting the very heart we so treasure. thats scares me. love scares me.
Life And Death
It has been over a year since my bother had passed away, I remember this event with great detail.
A few weeks before he had passed my mom called my telling me that my bother was in the hospital with a liver problem. About ever other day I would get a call on his status, this was like riding a rollercoaster… He went to possible recovery to No recovery…
The call came in at dinner time on a Sunday – My bothers condition has turned for the worst. This time I knew that there was no way he would pull out because my mom had bought ticket for me to fly out to California… As I scrambled to get packed and ready to leave I was sick to my stomach – My bother who I have only talked to a few time in the past 12 years was ill and I had no idea how ill he had been…
I arrived to California on a Tuesday – I stepped into the hospital and was met by my mom, my younger bother, and my bother's wife… we all hugged and then I proceed to get caught up on his condition… Betw
Poems....written By Kinky Lil Sex Kitten
I love when you touch me,hold me
and kiss me.
I have this feeling inside which is a
magnificent feeling that nobody but myself
feels inside my body that i have for you.
written by Raina
aka kinky lil sex kitten
A Romantic setting
here we are two people in love
without a word,without a touch of a hand,
without making love,without any of those things
they are still in love within eachother
in there hearts and in there souls.
written by Raina
aka kinky lil sex kitten
A cold miserable afternoon
one day i went to see
what was out over sea
There it was a cold,muggy day of icky frozen water.
written by Raina aka kinky lil sex kitten
I Love You Jennifer!!!
i know she cant read this, anyway as you know thursday/early friday jens basement was flooded and she lost everything she had, she was able to save her jewelry box which is great but all her stuffed animals she had and that i gave her she lost.
even tho the jewelry costed more than the stuffed animals i am more upset of them being ruined, but its ok i promise her to get her everything i got her again.i know its not the same and i cant ever replace the same sentimental value they had.
also she lost her computer and cant get online, which i am gonna try and give her my mothers if its ok, when their basement dries out. anyway i just wanted to repeat myself.
I LOVE YOU JENNIFER ANN!!!
Written by: Mz Phyl 'MzCaBBW*USAF Veteran*Writer Of Erotica-See Blogs*SF 49er Fan' B.
a FUBAR NINJA
* Chickenhawk: A person enthusiastic about war, provided someone else fights it; particularly when that enthusiasm is undimmed by personal experience with war; most emphatically when that lack of experience came in spite of ample opportunity in that person’s youth. *
* Donald Rumsfeld-Avoided Korea *
When the shooting started in Korea, Rumsfeld was either 18 or about to turn 18. He spent the war at Princeton, wearing a ROTC uniform. Once the war was over he flew jets for the Navy for a few years. Defenders of Rumsfeld will say he’s no chickenhawk — he served, and it’s not his fault the war ended before he got his commission. Perhaps but plenty of farmers and mechanics and kids just out of high school served. Anyone as full of himself as he is could have tried for a battlefield commission.
"WE KNOW WHERE THEY ARE. THEY ARE IN THE AREA AROUND TIKRIT AND BAHGDAD. A
. Q: How are math and sex the same?
A: I don't get either one. .
I totally lost it today...we are talking total mental breakdown....some people that I have known for many years have been steadely getting more and more controlling over each and every aspect of my life. I lost my parents at a young age and about 6 years ago I met these ppl that desided to adopt me so to speak. Five years a go we had a HUGE falling out and I chose to cut the ties, well about 4 months ago they came back into my life and were really showing an interest in my children and me. About a month ago the female in the mix started getting VERY controlling, she had my kids calling her Grandma and this was ok as my children suffer a lack of grandparents. I have 7 year old twin girls and Linda (said female) desided to take ONE of them to church ( they are catholic) and not the other twin telling her that she was not serious about God! I was raised in a southern baptist church and have serious doubts and problems with the catholic religion to start with however this is what Sierra wa
Is This What You Want To Happen In Your State??
Dear Mr. President,I'm about to plan a little trip with my family and extended family, And I would like to ask you to assist me. I'm going to walk across the border from the U.S. into Mexico, and I need to make a few arrangements. I know you can help with this. I plan to skip all the legal stuff like visas, passports, immigration quotas and laws. I'm sure they handle those things the same way you do here. So, would you mind telling your buddy, Mexican President , that I'm on my way over? Please let him know that I will be expecting the following: 1. Free medical care for my entire family . 2. English-speaking government bureaucrats for all services I might need, whether I use them or not. 3. All government forms need to be printed in English. 4. I want my kids to be taught by English-speaking teachers. 5. Schools need to include classes on American culture and history. 6. I want my kids to see the American flag flying on the top of the flag pole at their school with the Mexican flag fl
I am on, or have been on several social networking sites and I've noticed a number of different trends that overall, are across the board on all of these types of sites. Whether it's myspace, fubar or bangme, here are the things that I find so completely unoriginal, shallow and/or just plain corny.
1. The homemade pictures using just keyboard strokes. Know what I'm talking about? Like if I put a bazillion (yeah, that's an actual amount, I swear)#'s on this line, and then a half a gazillion %'s on the next line, it will make a creation that looks like a humongous penis. Ok, props to whoever had the ingenuity and creativity to create those things originally, but to those who put them on EVERYONE'S profile page, knock it off! They're getting to be stupid, and people don't like you anymore because of it! Were you a cheap-ass that just copied and pasted it, or are you that socially retarded that you spent an entire afternoon putting it on someone's page? Either way, cut the umb
This is the story of like 4 motherfuckers that were living together and lived the life that all bachelors should.Beer,booze,wild ass parties, in house drunken weddings and straight up debauchery those were the days.We brought everything to the table as a group,like attitude,brawling and occasional acts of kindness to those who deserved it.We couldn't be separated for shit!No one could understand how we were so different as individuals be able to get along so well.One of the crew was from Benson Hurst,another from Wichita Kansas,the third was from the state of Missouri,and myself from P-cola Florida the home of category 5 hurricanes.
It was some times, we were all stationed on the USS Theodore Roosevelt.We had been to foreign ports and had a hell of a timebetween anti American rallies and putting the locals in the infirmaries nearby to rolling thru the streets drunker than shit and yelling at the local girls.
Well long story short I was contacted by the other missing comrades.It
Drunk And Bored
im jsut kinda sittin here at my friend eugenes cp a little buzzed still from like 2 mikes hards, two shots of sky melon, and some bacardisilver strwaberyr stuff. im sure compared to some of yalls drinking abilityds thats is not alot but whatever. im kinda bored but im talkin to people on yahoo im. someone talk to me. add me if u like. dont if ur a douche. firstname.lastname@example.org
As almost everyone knows my son Jamal is AD/HD, Bipolar, ODD, IED. I am a member of AdhdNews.com, I found this on one of the forums.
I just wanted to bring to the boards attention of the case going on here in Massachusetts. A boy 16, with aspbergers is being tried as an adult. He has the social skills of around a 10-12 yr old. He had been bullied for all his years in school. He unfortunately stabbed a classmate, who died. Now Massachusetts wants to try him as an ADULT and send him to adult prison to be raped, abused, and ultimately killed.
I am forwarding a link for all to read and decide if they would like to sign. It doesn't mean that it will change this case, but it may change future cases. John will hopefully be tried as ajuvenile and be sent to a mental hospital for treatment. He needs to be punished for his crime, but not with the HARD CORE criminals.
Thank you to all who read and think about John. I can't imagine having ADHD and Aspbergers and being in a adult prison.
i walked in this place with no intentions on ever meeting a beautiful
woman that could help me forget all i've been going thru
and ever since seeing you i'v ebeen wanting to know you
don't know you but i've already had visions of holding you
i'm sorry baby i'm not trying to scare you away
i just believe if u feel it you should mean what you say
so here's the truth i just wanna lay this on the line
i'm so into your eyes and attracted to your smile
forgive me if i seem nervous but i dont usually do this
if i fumble with my words its basically cause im new to this
so be patient with me let me get words in order
hold on a second let me take a sip of some water
umm okay where was at hmm let me see
i was explaining to you why it is i'm feeling what i see
look baby i don't know you but i feel like i know you
and if given the chance one day i'm a show you
that you can place your heart in my hands for me to hold
and i swear to the heavens that i'll never let it go
and i know
The Trials And Tribulations......
I figured with today being Halloween, this may be a good blog subject: DEATH.
What is it about DEATH that scares us so much? Is it mainly just a fear of the Unknown? A fear that one minute you could be talking to your best friend on the phone, then two minutes later, you're walking out to get your mail, only to be ran down by a passing motorist. Or is there more to it? Could it be just the fact that you're being forced to leave every single one of your loved ones immediately, without being able to say goodbye. Maybe it's even just the fear of going to sleep, and never waking up. Maybe it's just because DEATH is such a permanent result. Once you are dead, you're not coming back. Maybe also because DEATH is inevitable. No matter how many times you try to defy it, eventually, it gets you. DEATH does not care who you are, what your occupation is, how much money you make, or anything like that.DEATH is uncaring, cold, and inhumane. Yet, in a strange twist, DEATH is crucial to Life. DEATH
First & foremost, let me tell you that I'm a huge fan of yours.
As my friend, you always seem to be there when needed. The perfect post-work cocktail, a beer at the game, and you're even around in the holiday's hidden inside chocolates as you warm us when we're stuck in the midst of endless family gatherings.
However, lately I've been wondering about your intentions. While I want to
believe that you have my best interests at heart, I feel that your influence
has led to some unwise consequences:
1. Phone calls: While I agree with you that communication is important, I
question the suggestion that any conversation of substance or necessity
takes place after 2 a.m. Why would you make me call those
ex-boyfriends/girlfriends when I know for a fact they do not want to hear
from me during the day, let alone all hours of the night?
2. Eating: Now, you know I love a good meal, but why do you suggest that I
eat a taco with chili sauce, along with a big
Maria had just gotten married, and being a traditional Italian she Catholic was still a virgin.
On her wedding night, staying at her mother's house, she was very nervous. Her mother reassured her; "Don't worry, Maria, Tony's a good man. Go upstairs and he'll take care of you. Meanwhile, I'll be making pasta."
So, up she went. When she got upstairs, Tony took off his shirt and exposed his hairy chest.
Maria ran downstairs to her mother and says, "Mama, Mama, Tony's got a big hairy chest."
"Don't worry, Maria," says the mother, "many men have hairy chests. Go upstairs. He'll take good care of you."
So, up she went again. When she got up in the bedroom, Tony took off his pants exposing his hairy legs. Again, Maria ran downstairs to her mother.
"Mama, Mama, Tony took off his pants and he's got hairy legs!"
"Don't worry! All good men have hairy legs. Tony's a good man. Go upstairs and he'll take good care of you."
So, up she went again.When she got
Various Important Topics
Breast cancer is the most common cause of cancer in women and the second most common cause of cancer death in women in the U.S. While the majority of new breast cancers are diagnosed as a result of an abnormality seen on a mammogram, a lump or change in consistency of the breast tissue can also be a warning sign of the disease. Heightened awareness of breast cancer risk in the past decades has led to an increase in the number of women undergoing mammography for screening, leading to detection of cancers in earlier stages and a resultant improvement in survival rates. Still, breast cancer is the most common cause of death in women between the ages of 45 and 55. Although breast cancer in women is a common form of cancer, male breast cancer does occur and accounts for about 1% of all cancer deaths in men.
Research has yielded much information about the causes of breast cancers, and it is now believed that genetic and/or hormonal factors are the primary risk factors for breast cancer. S
Makes: 6 servings
Prep Time: 30 minutes
Cook Time: 50 minutes
Ready In: 1 hour, 20 minutes
This dish is a great budget stretcher. Cajuns love to blend various combinations of foods. Great one-dish such as this one are family favorites and are served at potluck suppers, social and family gatherings where friends can catch up on local gossip. Gossip according to Wikipedia consists of casual or idle talk of any sort, sometimes (but not always) slanderous and/or devoted to discussing others.
1 cup packed rice 3 tbsp flour
1 tsp chili powder 1 /12 tsp salt
1/4 tsp pepper 2 tbsp oleo or butter
1 pound ground beef 2 tbsp finely chopped onion
2 tbsp finely chopped bell pepper 1 can diced tomatoes No 2 size (your choice)
1 can whole kernel corn 1/2 cup butter or margarine
Grease (Oil) a 2 quart casserole - measure rice from package and spread in an even layer on the bottom of the dish. Mix the flour, chili powder, salt and pepper. Sprinkle 1/3 o
You have a sexual IQ of 142
When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends.
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You are 91% fuckable!
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Women With Small Breasts vs. Large Breasts There are advantages to each.
DIFFERENCE BETWEEN WOMEN WITH SMALL AND LARGE BREASTS
WOMEN WITH BIG BREASTS...
..can get a taxi on the worst days
..have a neat place to carry spare change
..have always been the centre of the arts (art)
..make jogging a spectator sport (a personal favourite of mine)
..can keep a magazine dry while laying in the tub
..have more negotiating power (with men shorter than them)
..usually can find leftover popcorn after a movie
..can always carry a little extra
..always float better
..know where to look first for lost earrings
..rarely lack for a slow dance partner
..have a place to set their glasses when sitting in an armless recliner
WOMEN WITH LITTLE BREASTS...
..don't cause a traffic accident every time they bend over in public
..always look younger
..find that dribbled food makes it to the napkin on their lap
..can always see their toes
by Dr. William Pierce
Every evening when I have turned on the television news during the past few weeks, the message has had the same theme: Saddam Hussein must be stopped! Saddam Hussein is a danger to America! We must destroy Saddam Hussein! About the only difference I've noticed in these daily news messages is that they're steadily becoming more strident, more demanding, more imperative: We must destroy Saddam Hussein! And in support of this message the television people are using all of their tricks to stir up public opinion in favor of another war against Iraq. Day after day we hear things like: "Saddam continues to defy the United Nations. Saddam thumbs his nose at America. Saddam challenges us to do something about his illegal actions."
These inflammatory comments are made against a background of old film footage of Saddam in his military uniform, grinning at us. NBC's news anchor Tom Brokaw seems really impatient: "Why don't we take out Saddam now?" he asks. "Why don't we
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Listen To Me
What were you doing on Sept 11 2001 when the attacks happened? I was getting out the shower, getting ready to go to work, and I could not believe what was happening. I love the Military, I have served for a total of 15 years. I can honestly say its been the best years of my life, I've made some fantastic friends and people, like the good people of New Orleans when I went there during Hurricane Katrina to assist in the cities recovery. I've also had some bad expierences, some I wish I could forget, like losing a good friend during Desert Storm who took care of me when I went on my first overseas tour away from home. I also like all of the places I've been like Panama, Germany, Kosovo, and various cities in the United States, again all wonderful people and places.
I don't think I will ever understand why countries must war against each other, I don't think anyone ever will, perhaps its just the nature of man to destroy. I also believe on the other hand that it is something tha
Ok so my night was all planned sit at home and relax all night but No I have to get a call from a friend who was drunk as hell. Who asked me to pick them up at the police station! I go cause thats what friends do and low and behold she needed bail money..lmao.... This is what happens when your boyfriend is dating two chicks...his other lady friend found them at the bar. well needless to say the fight was on..so its 4:30 in the morning I havent slept and the bitch who ruined my evening is snoreing in my car cause she is to big for me to move!!!! So how was everyone elses friday night??????
P.S. What pisses me off is I was planning on having a chat online with a very nice Aussie I know!!! Ok I went and removed some people from my family due to the fact that I dont chat with them much. I left all the people I speak to on a regular basis. Didnt remove anyone to be mean just cleaning up my list and it makes it easier to find my friends this way..Hugz and Kisses to u all..
God Dont Like Ugly
KNOW THESE FACTS?
Death is certain but the Bible speaks about untimely death!
Make a personal reflection about this.....
Very interesting, read until the end.....
It is written in the Bible (Galatians 6:7):
"Be not deceived; God is not mocked:
for whatsoever a man soweth,
that shall he also reap.
Here are some men and women
who mocked God :
John Lennon (Singer):
Some years before, during his interview with an American Magazine, he said:
"Christianity will end, it will disappear.
I do not have to argue about
that. I am certain.
Jesus was ok, but his subjects were too simple, Today we are more famous than Him" (1966).
Lennon, after saying that the Beatles were more famous than Jesus Christ, was shot six times.
Tancredo Neves (President of Brazil ):
During the Presidential campaign, he said if he got 500,000 votes from his party, not even God would remove him from Presidency.
I was in Wal-Mart buying a large bag of Purina for my dog Tiny and was in line to check out.
A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.....Duh!
I was feeling a bit crabby so on impulse, I told her no,
I was starting the Purina Diet again, although I probably
shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time,
but that I'd lost 50 lbs before I awakened in an ICU with tubes
coming out most of my orifices and IV's in both arms.
Her eyes about bugged out of her head. I went on and on
with the bogus diet story and she was totally buying it.
I told her that it was an easy, inexpensive diet and that
the way it works is to load your pockets or purse with Purina
nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry.
The package said the food is nutritionally complete so
I was going to try it again.
I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line
was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a tall guy behind her.
Ozzfest 2007 Camden Nj
I had a crazy time there!!! Met all kinds of people, heard some ass-kickin' music and got totally f-ked up!!!! It was an awesome day!! And I finally got to see the Ozzman live!!! It was well worth the 20 year wait!!!!
1 Day To Go
well folks i got one day to go before i dance for12 hours straight at my local to raise money for the childrens cancer unit at the qmc in nottingham i love charity work i have been doing it all my life but i have never danced for 12 hours straight but its all for a good cause so it will be worth it so any tips on how to keep goin would be great xxx
Do You All Think They Are Being Too Hard On Mike Vick
its others they catch out here all the time in the state i live in doing it.its a big money market ,a big gambling table some get caught with traing equipment,dead dogs on their property etc.they get a little news exposure,then the next you here about it they recieve probation.then there back out here doing it again,and some get caught again and goes throught the same process.but i guess they are not mike vick.do the same to all if you gonna do it to one.
Hit my boy Abel up .........told him how nice my Fubar friends can be.....bigpapi1003 is his name look him up...http://fubar.com/user/929364. START
1) Would you slap my ass?
2) Would you slap me in naughty ways?
3) Would you fuck me?
4) How hard?
5) Would you finger me/give me a handjob?
6) Would you eat me out/give me head?
7) [guys answer this] If you were to finger me, how many fingers would you use and how deep in my pussy would you go?
8) [girls answer this] If you were to give me head, would you suck my whole cock and use your tounge or would you not even try it?
9) If we were in a movie theater and I took you to the back where no one was there and started touching you in private places, would you go along with it?
10) If both of us were extremly horny in a public place, would you find somewhere to fuck me or would we just wait til we get home?
11) If I asked you to try something a little different, would you do it even if it seems a li
I AM SORRY THAT I HAVEN'T BEEN ON LATELY, BUT I AM BACK TO WORK...SUMMER IS OVER AND I WORK 5 DAYS A WEEK... I LOVE ALL MY FRIENDS N FANS,FAMILY :) JUST THOUGHT THAT YA MIGHT WANT TO KNOW WHY I HAVEN'T LOGGED ON THAT MUCH..HAVE A AWESOME DAY AND I LOVE YA:) friends,fans,family need your love so bad. i have been there for you, be there for me:) much peace and love to ya:)
Can someone please look at our Salutes and tell me what is wrong with them. And I forgot how long does it usally take for an approval?
Come Help Starwhisper
Now that I have your attention, ladies.....this is NOT a joke. I'm helping my husband find a 'playmate'. We have an open marriage and since I've been 'lucky' lately, he's asked me to help him in his search. I promised to do my best. This is part of keeping my promise.
He's looking for a reasonalbly attractive, natural born female, beween 25 and 50 years of age (exceptions can be made for the right person), and living in or around the Renton WA area (25 mile radius [again, exceptions can be made for the right person]). Height, race, coloring, etc., doesn't matter. And while he prefers HWP, being 10 to 15lbs over the ideal is okay. Bisexual is also prefered but not neccessary. Must be STD/drug free (a little 'herb' usage is okay). A smoker and/or light drinker is okay. Honesty is a MUST! If married (or have a significent other), please make sure you're allowed to 'play'. We don't go behind each other's backs and we don't want to become the 'other person' in some divorse case! No head
Bomb Fest Of 07
good evenin familys
i hope all are doin well, well tomorow is the big day the party of the year, i hope are ready as of today im not takin no more entrees to the bomb fest.
this bomb fest is for fun in all, please lets not have NOOO DRAMA IN ANY SHAPE SIZE OR FORM.if any one feels thier a problem pls go to ur leader b4 u come to me , also please have proof b4 comin to me , we are adults.
make sure all are have added i will only add one time tomorow an after that statin sunday i will add twice a day , thier has been more enough time for all familys to have done it by now
good luck to all familys
WELCOME ALL TO THE FALL 2007 BOMBFEST
Sept 15th 12pm est
Sept 30th 7pm est
1)Bombing Families can team up with other Bombing families. *But need to inform Host pls*
2)Each person in the families must have a Salute
3)Each person in the families must be a level 7
4)No Dual accounts
5)Family Home Page *If have o
Thoughts On Aging
This entry is going to be long winded, but I had to put these thoughts down before I went to bed. My Dad called me yesterday, and told me that my Mom had fallen, and bruised her hip. Dad is going on 70..Mom is 68. Dad told me not to mention it to her, because it embarassed her, and he also told me that it scared the shit out of him. He's gone to lengths to install a safety rail in the bath tub for her, etc. They will be married 50 years this November, 2007. My Dad and Mom bitch about each other all the time..."He's driving me crazy" "She won't do a damn thing"... you know, that kind of stuff. Funny thing is, they wouldn't have a clue what to do without each other. They are so in love and dependent on each other. I guess what I really wanted to get to in this rambling is that, men, no matter how egotistical and prideful we can be, would lose our mind without a caring woman in our lives. If most men would sit back and think about what really drives them, to be what they want to be...to b
Well, has anybody ever heard of serving weenies at a wedding reception? I for one would pick a different cuisine, however I am not planning a glorious shin dig... I think all the guests should throw the weenies and add marshmellows and toss them at the groom...lol that will teach his pimp shit to consider a different form of food, such as steak or steak and steak for a reception.... may the weenies live happily ever after...NOT
All About Love
What is love, but an emotion,
So strong and so pure,
That nurtured and shared with another
All tests it will endure?
What is love, but a force
To bring the mighty low,
With the strength to shame the mountains
And halt time’s ceaseless flow?
What is love, but a triumph,
A glorious goal attained,
The union of two souls, two hearts
A bond the angels have ordained?
What is love, but a champion,
To cast the tyrant from his throne,
And raise the flag of truth and peace,
And fear of death o’erthrow?
What is love, but a beacon,
To guide the wayward heart,
A blazing light upon the shoals
That dash cherished dreams apart?
And what is love, but forever,
Eternal and sincere,
A flame that through wax and wane
Will outlive life’s brief years?
So I’ll tell it on the mountaintops,
In all places high and low,
That love for you is my reason to be,
And will never break or bow.
- Matt Dubois -
Love doesn't end up with a happy ending...
Dear my love,
I've been thinking about you so much that my heart hurts me so much & that all this talking about us being together has got me thinking that i am missing something soooo special in my life, something so sweet, so tender, so romantic, so caring, so loyal, so trustworthy, so sincere, so dedicated. I totally enjoy our weird yet fun conversations that we seem to be having on msn. I so wish that i was with you right now & i so feel terrible that are caught in a trap of pain. I bet you are thinking that i'm the enemy & i'm always here to help you if you like. For us to becoming as one i am so looking forward to it immensely. If you can't come to me next month with your mother then i will do everything i can to get there before christmas that way we can at least meet each other before christmas & take things to the next level.
I'm glad that your son thinks that i'm cool. I certainly hope that daughters both like me that way too. I am PROMISING YOU & the CHILDREN th
Well... Def Leppard was friggen tits!!! I had the most funnest night ever, rocking out to his pyromania songs and friggen seeing my kids' eyes wide-eyed and rocking out as much as I was... I so want to go to another big-time concert that was well worth the wait of twenty years plus... now, I am sad to say but deep down glad... that I am addicted
Well, another year has wrapped up from Frontier Days... until next year when all the mayhem starts all over again...
but Def Leppard out did Bon Jovi in my opinion and look forward to see if another appearance is coming from the Def Leppard band... then I will get the back stage passes to see the band...
Well, gang... til next time... now it is back to reality and getting my Utah business wrapped up and permanantly dissolved... Wish me luck!!!
I was playing in an online tournament last night for over three hours. 5000 players entered and at this point in the tourny there was less than 400 left. I had AK. I made a hefty raise and had 2 other players call my raise. I get an Ace on the flop but also a low straight draw. I bet big. The one guy folds and the other re-raises. I figure I have the best hand because unless he has 2,5 I'm good. Sure enough the moron called my pre-flop raise with a 2,5 off suit!!! He got a straight on the flop. Fuckin ridiculous! Over 3 hours of play for nothing because one idiot didn't know how to play poker right. I hate playing a perfect game only to lose because another player played his cards wrong and lucked out.
Mid-life is when the growth of hair on our legs slows down. This gives us plenty of time to care for our newly acquired mustache.
In mid-life women no longer have upper arms, we have wing spans. We are no longer women in sleeveless shirts, we are flying squirrels in drag.
Mid-life is when you can stand naked in front of a mirror and you can see your rear without turning around.
Mid-life is when you go for a mammogram and you realize that this is the only time someone will ask you to appear topless.
Mid-life is when you want to grab every firm young lovely in a tube top and scream, "Listen honey, even the Roman empire fell and those will too."
Mid -life brings wisdom to know that life throws us curves and we're sitting on our biggest ones.
Mid-life is when you look at your know-it-all, beeper-wearing teenager and think: "For this I have stretch marks?"
In mid-life your memory starts to go. In fact the only thing we can retain is water.
You’re one of a kind
How special you are to me
They all say there’s
Plenty more fish in the sea
But you’re the one for me
The secret’s that we keep
That no one else should hear
Are about you and me
Who I Am...
Someone recently asked me to describe me on the everyday...I guess I am hard to figure out...so I am writing it here so I can see if what I feel inside is what I really am..I can see things better when I can read them (if that makes sense)....
I grew up different than the average "sista"...I went to private school me entire life...uniforms, nuns, boarding school..all that jazz...I never heard of Earth Wind and Fire until college...I thought they were elements of nature to be honest. lol...I enjoyed opera and museums and ballet...
As I grew up and interacted with various people I learned that things dont always go as plan, life it too short and DRAMA is not as much of a rush as you thought.
I have had several "important" loves in my life...(men wise)...all but one is now deceased...alot of loss in my life has made me who I am now...I like calm and peaceful...a nice bottle of cognac and a fire place....over a loud smoke filled club and strangers hitting on me...
Am I boring.
Letters From My Soul
I have decided to be done with the bad, and start with the good so I would like to share some good secrets about myself......to level THAT bad one....
I love Hello Kitty. She makes me happy and if I weren't a blood donor, I would tattoo her somewhere on my body.
I am a HUGE animals advocate. I feel that since animals don't have a voice, I should speak for them.
My favorite flower: Anything but roses. Never roses. They aren't original enough. If I were to recieve an Orchid or a Daisy from a man that I was seeing...I would just melt.
I don't believe in sex on the first date...or the second...or the third. I want you to know the way my heart feels before you feel my body.
I believe in love....yet don't act like it. I am afraid to love because I feel that I can be so powerful inside of it....that it would make me burst. I don't know where he is but I can't wait to meet him, and show him things that no one in the world has seen before.
If I like someone, I neutralize m
Need All The Luck I Can Get. I'm Capricorn
ARIES - TheDaredevil Energetic. Adventurous and spontaneous. Confident
enthusiastic. Fun. Loves a challenge. EXTREMELY impatient. Sometimes
selfish. Short fuse. (easily angered.) Lively, passionate, and sharp
Outgoing. Lose interest quickly - easily bored. Egotistical. Courageous
assertive. Tends to be physical and athletic.
AQUARIUS - The Sweetheart Optimistic and honest. Sweet
personality. Very independent. Inventive and intelligent. Friendly and
loyal. Can seem unemotional. Can be a bit rebellious. Very stubborn, but
original and unique. Attractive on the inside and out. Eccentric
personality. 11 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
GEMINI - The Chatterbox
Smart and witty. Outgoing, very chatty. Lively,
energetic. Adaptable but needs to express themselves. Argumentative and
outspoken. Likes change. Versatile. Busy, sometimes nervous and tense.
Gossips. May seem superficial or inconsistent, But is only changeable.
Apparently, someone has taken some of my pics and started using them on another site. I know there is that chance when you post things online. Therefore I am removing all my pics and possibly just shutting the whole thing down. I appreciate the friends I've made here and wish you all the best. I will leave this up for a couple of days.
Order In The Court
> ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active?
> WITNESS: No, I just lie there.
> ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
> WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
> ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
> WITNESS: Yes.
> ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
> WITNESS: I forget.
> ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you
> ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning?
> WITNESS: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?"
> ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you?
> WITNESS: My name is Susan!
> ATTORNEY: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in voodoo?
> WITNESS: We both do.
> ATTORNEY: Voodoo?
> WITNESS: We do.
> ATTORNEY: You do?
> WITNESS: Yes, voodoo.
Las Vegas Churches
THIS MAY COME AS A SURPRISE TO THOSE OF YOU NOT LIVING IN LAS VEGAS , BUT THERE ARE MORE CATHOLIC CHURCHES THAN CASINOS.
NOT SURPRISINGLY, SOME WORSHIPPERS AT SUNDAY SERVICES WILL GIVE CASINO CHIPS RATHER THAN CASH WHEN THE BASKET IS PASSED.
SINCE THEY GET CHIPS FROM MANY DIFFERENT CASINOS, THE CHURCHES HAVE DEVISED A METHOD TO COLLECT THE OFFERINGS.
THE CHURCHES SEND ALL THEIR COLLECTED CHIPS TO A NEARBY FRANCISCAN MONASTERY FOR SORTING AND THEN THE CHIPS ARE TAKEN TO THE CASINOS OF ORIGIN AND CASHED IN.
THIS IS DONE BY THE CHIP MONKS...!.:)
YOU DIDN'T EVEN SEE IT COMING DID YOU .?
A 6-year-old was overheard reciting the Lord's Prayer at a church
service, "And forgive us our trash passes, as we forgive those who
passed trash against us."
A boy was watching his father, a pastor, write a sermon.
"How do you know what to say?" he asked.
"Why, God tells me." "Oh, then why do you keep crossing things out?"
Terri asked her Sunday School class to draw pictures of their favorite
Bible stories. She was puzzled by Kyle's picture, which showed four
people on an airplane, so she asked him which story it was meant to
represent. "The Flight to Egypt ," was his reply
Pointing at each figure, Ms. Terri said, "That must be Mary, Joseph,
and Baby Jesus. But who's the fourth person?"
"Oh, that's Pontius - the pilot!"
The Sunday School Teacher asks, "Now, Johnny, tell me frankly do you
say prayers before eating?"
"No sir," little Johnny replies, I don't have to. My mom is a good
Yuwie.com Oct 3, '
TWO FRIENDS WERE WALKING THROUGH THE DESERT.
DURING SOME POINT OF THE JOURNEY, THEY HAD AN ARGUMENT AND ONE FRIEND SLAPPED THE OTHER ONE IN THE FACE.
THE ONE WHO GOT SLAPPED WAS HURT, BUT WITHOUT SAYING ANYTHING, WROTE IN THE SAND: TODAY MY BEST FRIEND SLAPPED ME IN THE FACE.
THEY KEPT ON WALKING, UNTIL THEY FOUND AN OASIS, WHERE THEY DECIDED TO TAKE A BATH
THE ONE WHO HAD BEEN SLAPPED GOT STUCK IN THE MIRE AND STARTED DROWNING, BUT THE FRIEND SAVED HIM.
AFTER HE RECOVERED FROM THE NEAR DROWNING, HE WROTE ON A STONE: "TODAY MY BEST FRIEND SAVED MY LIFE".
THE FRIEND WHO HAD SLAPPED AND SAVED HIS BEST FRIEND ASKED HIM, "AFTER I HURT YOU, WROTE IN THE SAND AND NOW, YOU WRITE ON A STONE, WHY?"
THE FRIEND REPLIED "WHEN SOMEONE HURTS US WE SHOULD WRITE IT DOWN IN SAND, WHERE WINDS OF FORGIVENESS CAN ERASE IT AWAY. BUT, WHEN SOMEONE
DOES SOMETHING GOOD FOR US, WE MUST ENGRAVE IT IN STONE WHERE NO WIND CAN EVER ERASE IT."
LEARN TO WRITE YOUR HURTS IN THE SAND AND TO CA
A mother and her 5 yr old son were flying Southwest Airlines from
Kansas City to Chicago
The son (who had been looking out the window) turned to his mother
and asked, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why
don't big planes have baby planes ?
The mother, who couldn't think of an answer, told her son to ask
So the boy walks to the galley and asks the stewardess, "If big
dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes
have baby planes?
The stewardess responded, "Did your mother tell you to ask me"
The boy said, "Yes, she did...."
"Well, then, tell your mother that there are no baby planes because
Southwest always pulls out on time. Have your mother explain that
My Contest Standings!!!!
I want to thank all the people who have taken time out of their busy schedules to vote on my contest picture. It really meant alot to me for all of you to come and show me luv that way!
I still need your help. The contest ends on Sept 6th at 10:30pm est. There seems to be a large gap between me in 4th and someone else in 3rd. I really need your help to close this gap. If you know anyone who is willing to help then I would greatly appreciate it! just click below to get to the page. thanks again. hugz, Nichole. These are the most recent standings.
Here are the current standings as of 1:30PM 09-01-2007
Wow, Its still a close race
1 lil devil 21520
2 j-roxxx 21163
3 Raema aka .:TITS:. 9901
4 Nichole~Top Notch Glamour Chick 7668
Lol..lost A Couple Of Days
Not for nothing..but Need help badly...can you spare some time for me?
Dang..not sure what I was thinking...I was pretty out of it yesterday..:)
lol This contest ends on the 27th...oh boy..more stress for me...woo hoo!...anyway..click the pic and comment if you can..:)
To Be 6 Again
To Be 6 Again...
A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his wife, looking at
herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off he asked what
she'd like to have for her Birthday.
"I'd like to be six again", she replied, still looking in the mirror.
On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl
of Lucky Charms, and then took her to Six Flags theme park. What a day!
He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear,
the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was.
Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was
reeling and her stomach felt upside down.
He then took her to a McDonald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal with
extra fries and a chocolate shake.
Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy,
M&M's. What a fabulous adventure! Finally she wobbled home with her
husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. He leaned over
I look in the mirror, and what do I see
2 crying eyes, it's no longer me
The mirror reflects saddness, the image unclear
Yet so are her thoughts, with confusion and fear
She watches the tears stream, her eyes turning red
Since shes only existing, shed rather be dead
This face in the mirror is a stranger to me
Her head losing hope, my heart far from free
My Life And Thoughts And Fubar!
no one will prolly ever read this but i think its a good way to get my thoughts out....
sometimes i miss the military wife life. i miss the get togethers and the friends and SOME of the other wives. i miss the job secruity as well.
BUT, i 100% do not miss the deployments, the fear of the phone ringing and peaking outta the window when someone knocks praying i dont see a uniform or a chaplin. i dont miss the few cheating, drama filled wives on base. there is more of the good faithful wives then the ones nick named "the U.S.S everyones had a turn" and i use too fill so bad for the guys married to them cause everyone all the way up the chain of command would know thier wife were thataway before the poor guy.
some things that are an even trade, i miss the travel, moving and seeing new places, but at the same time we just bought a house and im loving be settled in one spot. i miss that pride of saying my ole man is mil but at the same time i have a different pride in saying my ol
A skaters arm are like steel, his kisses like wine
In his chains jeans and shoes hes a sight oh so fine
Moshing is his dance when your on the floor
It's like being in heaven the world is no more
You would follow him anywhere, giving up your all
To win the heart of a skater, girl you have taken a fall
But he has stolen your heart, even captured your soul
But a word of caution my friend, his first love is a join to roll
His soul and his heart, they show in his eyes
Look deep inside them, he will never tell lies
He says don't get attached I want to be free
But his words and his feelings don't always agree
He holds you with love, a gaze and a glance
His eyes say forever, so girl take your chance
Fall in love with a skater his heart needs a home
A skater will give you, more love than u have ever known.
copyright@2000 Raylene Williams
Doesn't every camera and camera phone have a timer? So why is it that everyone still stand in front of the damn mirror snaping pictures looking crazy cause you see them holding the camera? I don't know just me, I wouldn't want a picture of me taking pictures of myself.
lpease help out my freinds in eny way ucan there new to fubar
thanx guys the canadian g
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From: ♥ Ω BoNeZ.iNc Ω ♥
Date: Dec 12, 2007 6:44 AM
. This is about California legislation being passed to exterminate pit bulls. If it passes in California, it could be on it's way to anywhere. Someone has to try to make a difference...what if it were your pet? It would be great if Myspace could be used for something good other than getting dates. Please pass the word along and post this...so as many people can see this as possible. ..
Single After 4 Faithful Years
well i finally settle down and im faithfull for 4 years and it still isnt good enough so now im seperated, well girls im back on the market and would love to take you out to dinner or a movie let me know whats up holla.....
All Of Me!!
I'm so tired of being the "ONE", the one who every one hates. Listening to all their childish fears. If they are not gonna be a friend I wish they would just leave, leave me alone. Their presence still lingers, and it won't leave me alone. The pain is to real and the pain will never heal. Time can not erase all the bad, it only gets worse. When you cried I was there to wipe your trears, and held your hand through all the pain. No matter what it seems you still have all of me.
Now you have bound me with the life you left behind. I've tried so hard to tell myself you are gone even though you was with me I was alone all a long. I thought you was real, but all you did was make me feel broken.
I love the way you laugh, and I held you high and felt all your pain and sorrow. I keep a photograph of our happiness, and I don't feel right when you are gone away. I don't feel you near.
The worst is over now, now I can breathe again. There is so much for you t
Men Vs Women
This for entertainment purposes only! In other words its only a joke!
What is the difference between men and women?
1. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
2. Men wake up as good-looking as when they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
3. A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want.
4. A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
5. There are two times when a man doesn't understand a woman- before and after marriage.
6. A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
7. To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you mu
Why Do People???.........
i made picture for my good friend kassidy. not knowing she was at the mall. i got a bad respose and rude talkback so i know something was wrong. her name changed and new pics were added stating of a marrage. so i call and text her. things are better now and soon to be changing my status.
but the reasons im pissed off is i was threatened by this person who stole her account. and all he can do is block a bitch and say in shout box "im in fl come ove ikll show you better than i can tell you bitch" so i privite message him (still under her name all this time)
"dude get a life. get off your ass. get off line. answer your voice mails. and stop acting like a possive child with a toy.all you do is block people and thats spose to do what? make me mad? i dont care. it will alll get straight and settled. and btw
1470 airport rd
witch is in florida. so i wait..........................................TO BE CONTINUED
Am I The Only One?
It seems to me that as I get older more and more things seem less fun to me. Like hanging out, shopping, playing basketball..things hat I once thought to be fun now bore me to death. And I try new things when I get time but nothing seems to cure my bored state of mind.. I dunno maybe I'm just trying the wrong things. Somebody please give me some ideas of new things that I could try!!
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idk wat im suppose to do im in love with two ppl but idk wat am i suppose to do sit here and be in pain some one help me? Pretty women wonder where my secret lies
I'm not cute or built to
suit a model's fashion size
But when I start to tell them
They think I'm telling lies.
It's in the reach of my arms
The span of my hips
The stride of my steps
The curl of my lips.
I'm a woman Phenomenally
I walk into a room
Just as cool as you please
and to a man
The fellows stand or
Fall down on their knees
Then they swarm around me
A hive of honey bees
It's the fire in my eyes
And the flash of my teeth
The swing of my waist
And the joy in my feet.
Men themselves have wondered
What they see in me
They try so much
But they can't touch
My inner mystery.
When I try to show them
They say they still can't see.
It's in the arch of my back
The sun of my smile
Pay Ur Bills
Once upon a time, and far-far away, lived a beautiful Queen with
voluptuous breasts. Nick the Dragon Slayer knew that the penalty
for his desire would be death should he try to touch them. One day
Nick revealed his secret desire to his colleague, Horatio the Physician,
who was the King's chief doctor.
Horatio the Physician exclaimed that he could arrange
for Nick the Dragon Slayer to satisfy his
desire, but it would cost him 1,000 gold coins to arrange it.
Without pause, Nick the Dragon Slayer readily agreed to the
scheme and would pay when it was proven. The next day, Horatio
the Physician made a batch of itching powder and poured a little
bit into the Queen's brassiere while she bathed.
Soon after she dressed, the itching commenced and grew
intense. Upon being summoned to the Royal
Chambers to address this incident, Horatio the Physician
informed the King and Queen that only
a special saliva, if applied for four hours, would cure this type of
My Other Site
vote here please ROSES & HANGING BASKETS
A teenage granddaughter
comes downstairs for her date
with this see-through blouse on and no bra.
Her grandmother just pitched a fit,
telling her not to dare go out like that!
The teenager tells her
'Loosen up Grams.
These are modern times.
You gotta let your rose buds show!'
and out she goes.
The next day the teenager comes down stairs,
and the grandmother is sitting there with no top on.
The teenager wants to die.
She explains to her grandmother
that she has friends coming over
and that it is just not appropriate....
The grandmother says,
If you can show off your rose buds,
then I can display my hanging baskets.
imikimi - Customize Your World
From The Grave
following is the url to the flagged photo as you requested.
i appreciate your attention in this matter.
On 9/28/2007, email@example.com wrote:
Send me the URL of the photo and I'll review.
On 9/28/2007, firstname.lastname@example.org wrote:
i'm curious as to whether or not you actually revies images that are reported as NSFW?
i have been so careful with my pictures and even moved other images that were tagged but tonight someone flagged a photo of a tattoo on my neck!
it is not words -or offensive imagery
if my religious symbology is offensive - then are christian crosses pentagrams, stars of david and other religious significators all open to being flagged and their wearers subject to the threat of accou
Well im still not giving up on the idea that there is someone out there for me....right now im having fun with my friends and enjoying life but still feel there is something missing...that special person to share it with. I have moved on and i am ready to date again and open up my heart and hope this time it does not get crushed. Anyways who knows maybe i have already met the person im meant to be with and just dont know it or maybe he is still out there waiting to meet me one day. Guess i have to wait and find out. For now i will just try be happy with how things are.
Rainey For those of you who dont know i am going through some rough times a few weeks ago my uncle died and a few days ago we lost 4 other family members to a fire so please forgive me if i seem distant or depressed I am just having a hard time dealing with these mulitple deaths here is the story of the 4 who died http://www.wtol.com/Global/story.asp?S=7424695 My cousin is the only one who made it out of the fire. He
This Is Sum Funny Shyt!!!!
He said .. . . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.
She said . . . You wear pants don't you?
He said . . ..... Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said . That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart!
He said . .. What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
She said . .....Turn sideways and look in the mirror!
He said . . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
She said .. We don't know; it has never happened.
He said . . Why is it difficult to find women who are sensitive, caring and Good- looking?
She said ...... . They already have boyfriends.
She said...What do you call a women who knows where her husband is every night?
He said . . . A widow.
He said . .. . Why are married women heavier than single women?
She said . . . Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and
Once upon a time, there lived a woman who had a maddening passion for baked beans.
She loved them but unfortunately, they had always had a very embarrassing and somewhat
lively reaction to her. Then one day she met a man and fell in love.
When it became apparent that they would marry she thought to herself,
"He is such a sweet and gentle man, he would never go for this carrying on.
"She made the supreme sacrifice and gave up beans.
Some months later her car broke down on the way home from work, since she lived in the
country she called her husband and told him that she would be late because she had to walk home. On her way, she passed a small diner and the odor of the baked beans was more than she could stand. Since she still had miles to walk, she figured that she would walk off any ill effects by the time she reached home. So, she stopped at the diner and before she knew it, she had consumed 3 large orders of baked beans. All the way home she putt-putted, and upon arrivi
Let me know what you think if you try it.
6 oz golden brown sugar
4 oz chipotle chili powder (do not use regular chili powder or you will lose smoki-ness)
2 oz ground cinnamon (preferably Ceylon-ese or Cassia)
1 oz freshly ground pepper (preferably a mix of black, green and pink peppercorns)
1 oz garlic powder (if you use garlic salt or granulated garlic use half the salt below)
4 tsp salt
The ratio of sugar to chili regulates heat. Pepper adds heat to a lesser extent, but adds depth to the heat. Salt enhances flavor but it can be left out for a lo-sodium diet.
Some additions to the second test:
1 TBSP fresh ground mustard seed
1 TBSP dry thyme
Being a combination "night owl" and "early riser" throughout much of the week, as you might guess, I have a certain passion for coffee that goes beyond the subdued, "Yeah I'll take a cup of coffee." and settles more into, "GIVE ME COFFEE! NOW!" at 5 am when I start my run/walk/crawl thingy. And having spent time in Provence,
A Heartwarming Story
Subject: The Elephant story- really great!!!
I don't usually like these heartwarming stories, but this one is truly interesting... Really worth reading.
In 1986, Jay Turnbull was on vacation in Kenya after graduating from Northwestern University .On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air. The elephant seemed distressed, so Jay approached it very carefully. He got down on one knee and inspected the elephant's foot and found a large piece of wood deeply embedded in it. As carefully and as gently as he could, Jay worked the wood out with his hunting knife, after which the elephant gingerly put down its foot. The elephant turned to face the man, and with a rather curious look on its face, stared at him for several tense moments. Jay stood frozen, thinking of nothing else but being trampled. Eventually the elephant trumpeted loudly, turned, and walked away. Jay never forgot that elephant or the events of
Question For Vip & A Freebie Here!
This is my first month using the VIP...just wondering when it re-news itself at the beginning of next month - do we get points another set of points?
Also, I am going to be gone (fo really real...lol) within the hour and won't be home until pretty late tonight....I have 50 11's left - first to respond get's 'em ALL! On your mark....get set....GO! lol
Used to wonder just why father
never had much time for play.
Used to wonder why he'd rather
work each minute of the day.
Used to wonder why he never
loafed along the road an' shirked
can't recall a time when ever
father played while others worked.
Father didn't dress in fashion
sort of hated clothing new
style with him has not a passion,
he had other things in view
boys are blind to much that's going on about'em day by day,
and I had no way of knowing
what became of father's pay.
All I knew was when I needed
shoes I got'em on the spot
everything for which I pleaded
somehow father always got.
Wondered season after season
why he never took a rest
and that I might be the reason
then I never ever guessed.
Father set a store on knowledge
if he'd lived to have his way
he'd have sent me off to college
and the bills been glad to pay.
that I knew was his ambition,
now and then he used to say
he'd have done his earthly mission
on my graduation day.
Ladies, Gents, I will make this short and sweet. A gentleman has informed me that I am SUPPOSED to rate everyone with a 10. I politely, or rather smartassedly informed him if that was the case, why are there other numbers on the scale? And as though he wanted to make me feel guilty, he sends me a message that states that even though i gave him an 8, hes giving me a 10. Uhm...Ill level with yall. I like being rated. Its nice to see what people really think. I dont let it affect me to the point that I have to get upset over it, but its nice. If you wanna rate me a 1, do it. If you wanna rate me a 10, do it. Its all up to you. I cant change how you feel about rating me. So if you wanna flame me about rating you a freakin 8 or whatever, dont waste your time. Im gonna read, laugh, delete. ALWAYS in that order...