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created on 08/26/2007  |  http://fubar.com/jackal-s-blog/b120616

Current bombing

This is the current contest I'm bombing if you would like to stop in and drop a few comments. image.php?u=69749&i=391107228&tn=1
Things You'll Never Hear A Woman Say 1. What do you mean today's our anniversary? 2. Can we not talk to each other tonight? I'd rather just watch TV. 3. Ohh, this diamond ring is way too big!! 4. And for our honeymoon we're going fishing in Alaska! 5. Aww, don't stop for directions, I'm sure you'll be able to figure out how to get there. 6. Is that phone for me? Tell 'em I'm not here. 7. I don't care if it is on sale, 300 dollars is too much for a designer dress.
Considering I have a surgury coming up i found this funny. 1. Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy. 2. "Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness." 3. Bo! Bo! Come back with that. Bad dog! 4. Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that? 5. Hand me that... uh... that uh... that thingy there. 6. Oh no! Where's my Rolex. 7. Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived from 500 ml of this stuff before? 8. There go the lights again? 9. "Ya know, there's big money in kidneys? and this guy's got two of 'em." 10. Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens! 11. Could you stop that thing from beating; it's throwing off my concentration. 12. What's this doing here? 13. I hate it when they're missing stuff in here. 14. That's cool. Now can you make his leg twitch by pressing that one?! 15. Well folks, this will be an experiment for all of us. 16. Sterile schmerile. The floor's clean, right? 17. OK, now take a picture from this angle. This is truly a freak of nature. 18. This patient has already had some kids, am I correct? 19. Nurse, did this patient sign an organ donation card? 20. Don't worry. I think it is sharp enough. 21. What do you mean "You want a divorce?!?" 22. FIRE! FIRE! Everyone get out! 23. Oh no! Page 47 of the manual is missing!
1. "That URL was not found because frankly, I didn' try hard enough." 2. "If you continue to type that way, you'll get Carpal Tunnel Syndrome." 3. "The Server is not really down, its just mildly depressed." 4. "Normally, I would complain but I'll let that rough disk insertion slide this time." 5. "Don't worry, I'll clean up that beer stain." 6. "Its not a virus...its a STD(System Transmitted Disease)." 7. "Remember Einstein, its point then click, point then click." 8. "That General Protection Fault is not yours." 9. "You're using MS Word 5.0 and that's a weenie version so why don't I upgrade you for free?" 10. "I hate to tell you this but you have already seen that version of the Pamela Anderson video... may I suggest another?"

Warmness on the soul

Your hazel green tint eyes watching every move I make. And that feeling of doubt, it's erased. I'll never feel alone again with you by my side. You're the one, and in you I confide. And we have gone through good and bad times. But your unconditional love was always on my mind. You've been there from the start for me. And your loves always been true as can be. I give my heart to you. I give my heart, cause nothing can compare in this world to you. And we have gone through good and bad times. But your unconditional love was always on my mind. You've been there from the start for me. And your loves always been true as can be. I give my heart to you. I give my heart, cause nothing can compare in this world to you. I give my heart to you. I give my heart, cause nothing can compare in this world to you.

How

If you don't like poor grammar and spelling don't bother reading further I just needed to rant what was oon my brain. How do you handle it when you care for someone deeply and you know things would be great with them. They just got hurt and are having a rough time just in general and just want to be friends and take things day by day. I am in this situation and have never been here before. I am one that normally either dates the person they like or just say screw it and go on. Since my divorce I have had a wall around my heart to try to advoid this exact situation. This is the first person I have met and had such a connection with that I have opened myself up completly to them. I respect their wish to be single and just see where things go but at the same time I am lost. I know I can wait for her to figure things out and will be there for her when she needs me. I'm not interested in anyone else she is all I can think of. Sorry just needed to vent.

PLS Help

My friend is in a contest and is holding her own but you know how these things go. She could use some comments so if you could go and help her out I would greatly appreciate it. I never ask for much from my friends on here this is a time I will. image.php?u=662923&i=3348037108&tn=1

Help her out

If any of you would be nice enough to help a friend out in a contest. She will return all love given you'll just have to message her and let her know. image.php?u=662923&i=3348037108&tn=1

Surgery

I will be gone sometime in the near future I'm going to Morgantown, WV to have surgery to fix my pressure sores. I do not have the exact date yet but once I do I will leave more information.
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