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Human Meat (poem)
Willingly he did come to me A sacrifice, victuals he would be In this house, condemned to stay I cut him, took his phallus away Watched as he slowly bled to death Oh, I anticipated that final breath For his body to go limp, so weak I hung him by a hook like meat Licked the skin, so sweet the taste Not even an ounce would I waste Piece by piece hacked him apart Bloody hands ripped out his heart His flesh I did so very much crave Bones were buried in a shallow grave In the backyard, never to be found The stench of death is still around I felt no regret, no, not in the least For one year, upon him I did feast Based on stories I have read about German cannibal Armin Meiwes A big thank you to Per "Ossi" Mikkelsen for telling me the story about Meiwes :)
Can't Change Me
I see the headlights on the highway I'm standing in the rain Gonna hitch a ride to nowhere Shake off Mary Jane Ashes to ashes Leave it in the dust Don't worry about missin' me You do what you must Change no you can't change me Into something I could never be Sure nuff plain to see That you can't you can't change me Are we losing our connection Are you somewhere on the line Yeah I'm hearing your suggestion But it's too late, too late here tonight So many reasons Everybody's out of time I'll take my chances baby Ooh ooh and take what's mine You know you're something to see But you can't change me You're somewhere in tomorrow I'm stuck here in today Got more trouble than a man can borrow When you're livin' it up in a lost place Change you can't change me Yeah I bet you're something to see But you can't change me
What's Your Sexual I.q.?
You have a sexual IQ of 157 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at
How Our Love Begun
A stranger you were once. Then, with a gentle look you took my hand. As our lives engaged, you lit my life and I held both your hands. Now that decades have passed, ours souls have indeed become one. How fortunate we are that we have found the love so true that everyone dreams about. We long to be with each other , and one day we know we will. Then at last our dreams have come true, when we both say I DO !!!!!
Mini Vacation
I am wanting to take a mini vacation just to relax...tryin to figure out where to go...any ideas people...remember i live here in calif.
Why Do You Bother Adding People???
why do you bother adding people if you are not interested in talking to them? ehhhhhhhhh... maybe some of you should go back to myspace. friend list popularity whoring is rampant there so GO GO GO! tom is waiting for you! sad buggers.
The Peach
A farmer goes to the patent office to patent a peach, and the patent officer says- "you can't patent a peach, the peach has already been patented!" And the farmer says, "Oh no. Not THIS kind of peach. Go ahead, try it!" So the patent officer takes a bite, and then- "oh, wow! This is so good! It tastes like- blackberry pie!" And the farmer says "Yeah, and Do you like vanilla ice cream? Well then you gotta flip it over & try the other side". So the patent officer does and he's like- "Man! that really does taste like vanilla ice cream! I can't believe it!" So then the farmer looks around a bit and lowers his voice almost to a whisper, and says: "Psst! Have you ever tasted pussy?" "Oh yeah, I've eaten plenty of pussy!" "And you like it, right?" "Yeah I LOVE the taste of pussy" says the patent officer, starting to get excited. The farmer says, "OK, then take a bite, right there" So the patent officer takes this HUGE bite, and then his eyes widen & he spits it out all over th
Funny Advice For Men And Women On Pleasing Each Other
Send 'Advice for Men and Women' to a friend Print Version of Advice for Men and Women Funny Gags and Pranks How to Please a Woman Follow this advice if you wish to impress your girlfriend. Compliment her; respect her; honor her; cuddle her; caress her; love her; kiss her; stroke her; buy things for her; tease her; comfort her; protect her; hug her; hold her; spend money on her; wine and dine her; listen to her; care for her; stand by her; support her; hold her. How to Please a Man Follow this advice if you wish to impress your boyfriends. Show up naked; Bring beer.
this baby is getting a little old. shes always got hiccups, and thats an annoying feeling. she kicks me all the time lol. its cute. but im ready for this whole pregnancy to be done!
Random Movie Qote
Stewart's Random Movie Quote: 'I'll make him an offer he can't refuse.'- Micheal, The Godfather Take this quiz at
It May Be Possible To Cure
autism, since Lazik eye surgery cures near-sightness (on a vaster scale, this being brain and not eye, and nowhere near as understood)- that is, the fact that it's a born, genetic condition may not be an insuperable barrier. But I doubt it very much. (And I'm not sure I want my AS cured, but realize the questions are different for Kanner's Autism, for HFA - High-Functioning Autism, for Asperger's. The scientific issues, probably not so different. The novel "The Speed of Dark" - which I recommend!- suggests somewhat how someone- one, particular, fictional person, not a "characteristic person"* with HFA might consider the issue, do they want to be cured, what does curing them mean to them... * Stephen Shore: if you've met one person with High-Functioning Autism, you've met one person with High-Functioning Autism.
Just Me
hey all i just wanted to let every one know out there i am going to be having my picture's back by the end of this week so if you like to see them just tell me some time later this week an i will download them on the computer as i download alot of pic's on here on the computer for other's to see right now i have like 3 new pic's downloaded if you would love to see them leave me a shout an i will get back to you...have a good nighth all...Brian...hey all i got that pic with me in the tux uploaded an on the computer if you want a peek at it leave me a shout an i will get back to you
Question (need Help)
Should I get my labret pierced or my eyebrow pierced ? I might get it done on Halloween.
Me As An Aquarius ...
Aquarius You are very random, changing moods everyday. You are very genuine, and you like to do a lot sexually. When you find something that you like, you like it a lot and want your lover to like it too. Ideally you like to find a partner who is as into sex as you are. You want a lover who is just as independent as you are and you like an equal amount of give and take in the sack. Sex matches: Aries, Gemini, Libra Take this quiz at
I'm still alive so no need to worry about me hehe. Hope alls well with yall
Just In Time For The Holiday
THE Top Ten Reasons Trick-Or-Treating Is Better Than Sex: 10. Guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack. 9. If you get tired, wait 10 minutes and go at it again. 8. The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some. 7. You don't have to compliment the person who gave it to you. 6. Person you're with doesn't fantasize you're someone else. 5. If you get a stomach ache, it won't last 9 months. 4. If you wear your Batman mask, no one thinks you're kinky. 3. Doesn't matter if kids hear you moaning and groaning. 2. Less guilt the next morning. ... and the number one reason trick-or-treating is better than sex .... 1. IF YOU DON'T GET WHAT YOU WANT, YOU CAN ALWAYS GO NEXT DOOR!
What's Your Exotic Dance Name
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Two Choices
Two Choices What would you do? make the choice. Don't look for a punch line, there isn't one. Read it anyway. My question is: Would you have made the same choice? At a fundraising dinner for a school that serves learning-disabled children, the father of one of the students delivered a speech that would never be forgotten by all who attended. After extolling the school and its dedicated staff, he offered a question: "When not interfered with by outside influences, everything nature does is done with perfection. Yet my son, Shay, cannot learn things as other children do. He cannot understand things as other children do. Where is the natural order of things in my son?" The audience was stilled by the query. The father continued. "I believe that when a child like Shay, physically and mentally handicapped comes into the world, an opportunity to realize true human nature presents itself, and it comes in the way other people treat that child." Then he told the
In my system And under my skin You win Can’t regret you Can’t forget you You’re my 7th deadly sin On my knees As you please With hands that tease Hands that seize My lithe body with ease Oral embrace Slap in the face Hand on my waist Pulling my hair As you choke off my air Eat me Beat me Suck me Fuck me Set it free! This lust you left inside of me… © Sanguine Poison 2005
Yes This So Fits Me Hes My Idol
You scored as Goofy. Your alter ego is Goofy! You are fun and great to be around, and you are always willing to help others. You arn't worried about embarrassing yourself, so you are one who is more willing to try new things. Goofy100%Cinderella88%The Beast75%Sleeping Beauty63%Donald Duck63%Pinocchio50%Peter Pan50%Snow White38%Ariel38%Cruella De Ville25%Which Disney Character is your Alter Ego?created with
The Dragon King
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A Kiss
I'm An Angel
You scored as Angel. Angel: Angels are the guardians of all things, from the smallest ant to the tallest tree. They give inspiration, love, hope, and positive emotion. They live among humans without being seen. They are the good in all things, and if you feel alone, don't fear. They are always watching. Often times they merely stand by, whispering into the ears of those who feel lost. They would love nothing more then to reveal themselves, but in today's society, this would bring havoc and many unneeded questions. Give thanks to all things beautiful, for you are an Angel.Angel100%Faerie75%Mermaid67%Dragon50%Demon25%WereWolf8%What Mythological Creature are you? (Cool Pics!)created with
Show Me How Its Done - Erotic
SHOW ME HOW IT’S DONE BIG BOY Angela and I had been dating for over two years on this incredible night. She had known about my love for her ass pretty much since it popped up (pun intended). This might be a good time to tell you about Angela. She is a beautiful Indian girl, green eyes, honey colored skin that is so soft it makes me weak in the knees, a pair of the most perfectly shaped B-cup (again so perfect I go weak looking at them and crazed when I get to play with them), she is 5’3” and 100 lbs., and she has the biggest, firmest, roundest, sexiest ass that I have ever seen on such a small women and I drool any time I see it. Even though she is very petite she is one of the strongest women I have ever met (not so much physically but she more than makes up for it in personality). I am a rather large guy and even though I dwarf her physically she is easily identified as the dominant one in the relationship. Anyways back to the story. We happened
Ok Girls... Is This True?
Three female roomates were comparing dates, having all arrived home at the same time. The first one said, "You know you've been on a good date when you come home with your hair all messed up." The second one said, " No, you know you've been on a good date when you come home with your makeup all smeared." The third one said nothing, but reached under her skirt, removed her panties and threw them against the wall, where they stuck. "Now THAT'S a good date!"
I am craving a new body piercing so fucking bad. I drew up a design for a custom ear piercing that I want to get. I think I'm just gonna go through with it and get it done tomorrow. It'll hurt like a bitch though. mmmm... but it is damn purrrty. Three holes connected with one piece of jewelry. Yeah, I'm just gonna do it. I'm excited!!
Big Trouble!
There were two young brothers, 8 and 10 years old, who were exceedingly mischievous. Whatever went wrong in the neighborhood, it turned out they had a hand in it. Their parents were at their wits end trying to control them. Hearing about a pastor nearby who worked with delinquent boys, the mother suggested to her husband that she would ask the pastor to talk with the boys and he agreed. The mother went to the pastor and made her request. He agreed, but said he wanted to see the younger boy first and alone. So the mother sent the younger boy to the pastor. The pastor sat the boy down across his HUGE, impressive desk. For about five minutes they just sat and stared at each other. Finally, the pastor pointed his forefinger at the boy and asked, "Young man, where is God?" The boy looked under the desk, in the corners of the room, all around, then said nothing. Again, louder, the pastor pointed at the boy and asked, "Where is God?" Again, the boy looked all around but said no
If Ya Wanna Know
I havent checked this in a while, and Im sorry to all those who have been trying to reach me....I have been really busy with as most of u know I am now 9 months pregnant.....waiting for my son to pop out all My husband and I are very anxious for the birth of our baby boy, but I gotta tell matter how experienced I am with kiddos...I am still really scared.....wondering how we are going to juggle four dogs...almost 8 day care kids, plus my 8 year old daughter, and a newborn baby....little overwhelming...did I spell that right? pregnancy has been very high risk but now he wont come out.....hes already showing how stubborn he I know everything will work out the way its supposed to and we are all going to be very busy but happy people.....Pregnancy hormones are sure trying to get the best of me...thats for sure.... P.S. If anyone knows someone who would like to have a small white male dog (Bichon Frise- not fixed) one is 5 years old
Thank You!!! And Goodnight!!!!
Thank you so much for reposting the child abuse prevention/awareness bulletin for me. Truly, I think you from the bottom of my heart and the center of my soul. Please keep the bulletin going. If only we make a few people aware, it could mean the difference between life and death for someone. Night night and sweet dreams to all... Sam
Dear Friend
Send This To All Ur Friends, And Me If I Am 1. If U Get 7 Back U R Loved Dear Friend, When u feel like me. ! . ! . ! I dont promise that I will make u laugh, but I can cry with u. If one day u want to run away dont be afraid to call me. I dont promise to ask u to stop...... but I can run with u. If one day u dont want to listen to anyone..... call me. I promise to be there for u but also promise to remain quiet. But one day if u call...... and there is no answer..... come fast to see me. Perhaps I need you. ____0000000000______0000000000_____ __000________000__000________000___ _000___________0000___________000__ 000_____________00_____________000_ 000____________________________000_ 000___________THANKS__________000_ _000____________FOR___________000__ __000__________BEING_________000___ ___000__________MY_________000____ _____000______FRIEND______000______ _______000______________000________ _________000__________000__________ ________
What Colour Tears Fall From Your Eyes?
You scored as sadess. tears of sadness fall from your eyes as they do mine. no matter what happens.. it will blow oever and you'll be me.. even though someone hurt you, and you cant forget. you will. time is the healer of all.sadess90%anger60%faker60%confusion50%what colour tears fall from your eyes?created with
You In Colorado?
you in colorado? interested in a photoshoot? Inverse Photography Visit the site, check out our work. Interested? Give me a call, I can set you up for a session! We are currently offering FREE studio and outdoor portraits, to add to our portfolio. This is my buddy and I's new photography company were trying to setup ;)
Speed Trap
Speed Trap A state trooper spied a car puttering along at 22 MPH. So he turned on his lights and pulled the driver over. Approaching the car, he noticed that five old guys were inside, and they looked wide-eyed and terribly pale. The driver pleaded with him, "Officer, I don't understand, I was doing exactly the speed limit! What seems to be the problem?" "Sir," the officer replies, "You weren't speeding, but driving slower than the speed limit can also be dangerous." "I beg to differ, Officer, I was doing the speed limit exactly: twenty-two miles an hour!" the old man said. The trooper, chuckling, explained to him that "22" was the route number, not the speed limit. A bit embarrassed, the man grinned and thanked the officer for pointing out his error. "But before I let you go, Sir, I have to ask... Is everyone in this car ok? These guys seem awfully shaken." "Oh, they'll be all right in a minute," the old man said. "We just got off Route 159."
Great Truths That Little Children Have Learned:
GREAT TRUTHS THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED: 1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats. 2) When your Mom is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair. 3) If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person. 4) Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato. 5) You can't trust dogs to watch your food. 6) Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair. 7) Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the same time. 8) You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk. 9) Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts. 10) The best place to be when you're sad is Grandpa's lap. GREAT TRUTHS THAT ADULTS HAVE LEARNED: 1) Raising teenagers is like nailing Jell-O to a tree. 2) Wrinkles don't hurt. 3) Families are like fudge...mostly sweet, with a few nuts. 4) Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground. 5) Laughin g is good exercise. It's like jogging on the inside. 6) Middle a
Everytime i sneak into someones private pics, the fuckin damn site goes doooolaaaalyyyy WTF!!! lmfaooooooooooooooooo :o)
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A Halloween Party
SO, I baked 3 brownie devils (my personal spin on a brownie mix,) and still have yet to toss my cat ears together with the rest of my costume. It's a bit dorky, but eh, it's one of those completely me-type costumes. Otherwise, the 31st is a holy day for this li'll witch, so I may not be checking messages-- we'll see.
What in the ungodsly hell is going on in Washington DC? Has someone put drugs into the water up there? Have all these so called leaders gone insane? In the first place I thought English was the official language already????!!!! Did I have it wrong? Please note the party who has cast their vote. Now how can I take this? Someone help me out. I take this at this moment as a pandering to illegal people in this country for their vote in the future. What that means is they are planning to let them all stay! How else can they get their vote if they are sent back to Mexico? Oh! Unless the fix is in and they somehow are going to let illegals vote during this election!!!??? You tell me. What else is the logic or insanity of this move? The following senators voted against making English the official language of America : Akaka (D-HI) Bayh (D-IN) Biden (D-DE) Bingaman (D-NM) Boxer (D-CA) Cantwell (D-WA) Clinton (D-NY) Dayton (D-MN) Dodd (D-CT) Domenici (R-NM) Durbi
The End Of An Era.
My old friends may notice a change in the Tiger. For too long I have been passive.. politically correct and meek. Sitting along the sidelines, being "nice", quiet and very un-tiger like. Ive been more like Garfield than I have a tiger. I do believe it is possible to have an edge and be more aggressive as long as I dont do as many of my male counterparts do and cross the line and be disrepectful. There is a way to be assertive, aggressive and very much tigerlike without being vulgar, graphic and disrepectful. very few have ever gotten what they wanted being passive, and politically corect. Anyone that would like to come along for the ride, I can promise adventure and some crossing of the line. For those that choose to stay behind, Looks like you will be missing out. Its time for me to rediscover what made me a tiger in the first place.
Bad Accident!
Hey all just wanted to let everyone know that I was in a bad accident yesterday morning. I was helping a friend move to Texas and on the way back I lost control and rolled the truck and trailer multiple times down a hill off the interstate and ended up upside down on the service road at the bottom of the hill. I am pretty sure I am ok just pretty banged up. All the emergency personnel said they couldnt believe I crawled out of that on my own or that all I ended up with was 2 band aids. All I can say is it was very scary and I thought I was a goner when I started to roll. When the truck came to a stop I was upside down but couldnt believe I was still awake. I had a hell of a time getting the seatbelt to release but finally got out and crawled out a window which was only 20 inches tall after the cab was crushed. Right now I am just thankful to be alive.
Wet Pants
WET PANTS......... Come with me to a third grade classroom..... There is a nine-year-old kid sitting at his desk and all of a sudden, there is a puddle between his feet and the front of his pants are wet. He thinks his heart is going to stop because he cannot possibly imagine how this has happened. It's never happened before, and he knows that when the boys find out he will never hear the end of it. When the girls find out, they'll never speak to him again as long as he lives. The boy believes his heart is going to stop; he puts his head down and prays this prayer, "Dear God, this is an emergency! I need help now! Five minutes from now I'm dead meat." He looks up from his prayer and here comes the teacher with a look in her eyes that says he has been discovered. As the teacher is walking toward him, a classmate named Susie is carrying a goldfish bowl that is filled with water. Susie trips in front of the teacher and inexplicably dumps the bowl of water in the boy's lap. The boy p
Happy Halloween..;)
Far Too Much
too old to be alone and untouched too hot in spirit to be dead cold too much of everything empty too little love too many memories
What Blood Type Mean?
Type B People with B type blood are shy, calm, clear-headed smart and quiet. You have a few very close friends, but overall, you prefer to be alone. You are definately shy but loving and caring. 'What does your blood type say about you?' at
Show Me Whatcha Got...
Hey Cherries... I've posted some new pics over the last week or so, so come by and show me some love if you haven't already. Ratings are nice, but I really love your comments. Thanks y'all!
50 Things Guys Wtsh Thy Knew About Women
1. We aren’t mind readers! 2. We are not to be used as pawns in trying to make your girlfriends jealous. 3. When you sleep over never boss me around in bed unless it is during sex. 4. Smoking is the biggest turn off. 5. It never hurts to work out. 6. If you don’t want to hear the truth, don’t ask the question. 7. “Fine” or “whatever” is not an appropriate ending to a conversation. 8. If you want sex, just ask. (In case you didn’t already know.) 9. Don’t expect guys to say as many sweet things as they do in the movies. (It takes a lot of guys and their wives to come up with those scripts). 10. Only models are able to wear most of the stuff you see in fashion magazines. 11. No guy will complain if he comes home and sees you in one of the following outfits: French Maid, School girl, bunny, or just plain naked. 12. You don’t need lingerie to look sexy before bed, short cotton shorts and a tank top are fine by us. 13. Girls look good naked so stop worrying. 14. Sha
What Year Do You Belong In
You Belong in 1971 If you scored... 1950 - 1959: You're fun loving, romantic, and more than a little innocent. See you at the drive in! 1960 - 1969: You are a free spirit with a huge heart. Love, peace, and happiness rule - oh, and drugs too. 1970 - 1979: Bold and brash, you take life by the horns. Whether you're partying or protesting, you give it your all! 1980 - 1989: Wild, over the top, and just a little bit cheesy. You're colorful at night - and successful during the day. 1990 - 1999: With you anything goes! You're grunge one day, ghetto fabulous the next. It's all good! What Year Do You Belong In?
Good Dog
A man had just settled into his seat next to the window on the plane when another man sat down in the aisle seat, and put his black Labrador Retriever in the middle seat between them. The first man looked very quizzically at the dog and asked why it was allowed on the plane. The second man explained that he was a DEA agent, and that the dog was a "drug-sniffing dog". He went on, "His name is Sniffer and he's the best there is. I'll show you once we get airborne, when I put him to work." The plane took off, and once it leveled out, the agent said "Watch this." He told Sniffer to "search". Sniffer jumped down, walked along the aisle, and finally sat very purposefully next to a woman for several seconds. Sniffer then returned to his seat and put one paw on the agent's arm. The agent said, "Good boy!", turned to the man and said, "That woman is in possession of marijuana, so I'm making a note of her seat number and the authorities will apprehend her when we land
my fuck black cat, miroku continues to lay on my breast, sctratch and bite them, plus stick his head down my shirt....who the FUCK POSSESSED MY CAT I KNOW WHO...CALLIE, THE MOST GORGEOUS WOMAN ON THE PLANET
'what Will The Porno Of Your Life Be Called?'
The porno of Sherrie's life will be called ... "Black and Blue Erotica" 'What will the porno of your life be called?' at
For My Family, Friends, And Fans(plz Read)
this goes out to all of you. ive met so many new ppl in cherry tap. i so love coming here. those of you that welcomed me with open arms thank you. cheryl-you are my sis and i love you. you have been there for me when i needed someone to tlk to. we met on tagworld and i will never regret having met you. we are so much alike it's scary. of course we both know that. been you are my sis too and i love you. thanks for all you have done as well. we have kerry to thank for bringing us closer together..thank you (jackass). red-my bro. im very glad we met in here. love ya!i enjoy tlkn to you everyday as i also look forward to it. we have a bond that noone but us will ever understand whole heartedly and you know what that is. lopaka-you've become a very special friend also. waiting for you to get your ims set slow ass piece of shit forget your glad we met too. i look forward to your emails everday. which by the way is ok w
This group is for the fans, family, friends, and supporters of the beautiful Mae Riley. An aspiring model, actress, singer, and writer, Mae has big plans for the future. Mae is a Capricorn. Her measurements are 34B, 27, 38. Monthly giveaways will begin soon. So please check back often. Mae is also the owner of Baby Girl Inc. Model,and Talent Agency. Baby Girl Inc. is seeking investors, donors, and sponsors. Models, and talent are also needed. Letters, gifts, casting calls, donations, ect... can be mailed to P.O Box 211311, Montgomery, Alabama 36121 if you more Entertainment newz peepout my blog site.
Chocolate Indulgence
Recipe Rating: Prep Time: 15 min Total Time: 45 min Makes: 12 servings, 1 wedge each 1 pkg. (6 squares) BAKER'S Bittersweet Baking Chocolate 3/4 cup (1-1/2 sticks) butter 4 eggs 1 cup sugar 1/2 cup flour PREHEAT oven to 350°F. Microwave chocolate and butter in large microwavable bowl on HIGH 2 minutes or until butter is melted. Stir until chocolate is completely melted; cool to room temperature. BEAT eggs and sugar in large bowl with electric mixer on medium speed until thickened. Add chocolate mixture; stir with wire whisk until well blended. Add flour; stir until well blended. Pour into greased and floured 9-inch round cake pan. BAKE 30 minutes or until center is set. Cool 5 minutes; remove from pan. Cool completely on wire rack. Cut into 12 wedges to serve. Size It Up Enjoy this indulgent dessert on occasion. One serving goes a long way on chocolate flavor. Nutrition (per serving) Calories 280 Total fat 19g Saturated fat 10g Cholesterol 100
A man died in a horrible fire. The mortician thought it was George, but the body was so badly burned that somebody would need to make a positive identification. That task fell to George's two friends, Joe and Al. Joe: "He's burnt pretty bad, all right. Roll him over." Joe looked at the dead man's buttocks and said, "Nope, that ain't George." Thinking the incident strange, the mortician straightened up the body and said nothing. He brought in Al. Al: "Wow, he's burnt to a crisp. Roll him over." Again, "Nope, that ain't George." Mortician: "How can you tell?" Al: "George had two assholes." Mortician: "What? How could he have two assholes?" Al: "Everybody knew George had two assholes. Whenever the three of us would go into town you'd hear people say, "Here comes George with those two assholes!"
You Changed Me...
i've hurt you once but never again i love you baby from now until tha end you're mah baby you're mah world you're mah love you're mah girl but most of all you're my life you changed me so and i'll neva forget you are there for me in the most needed times i appreciate that i try ta do tha same you've improved mah life in so many ways i can never repay you cause it will neva amount i love you wit all mah heart and don't you eva forget i will be here for you always i just can't describe what i feel right now it feels so incredible it's so hard to explain you are all i have now but you're really all i need if i were to lose you my world would collapse like it never even existed if that happened i would lose my mind i've come so close before but you always helped me through i guess i'm in one of those mushy mooods i like these moods but only with you you seem to make me smile when it seems impossible the feeling that we share
Love Is Only What You Make It Be
Love Is Only What You Make It Be love can be flowers, chocolate, and wine love can be dinner served right on time love is not however the size of your house your wallet your job or your car love is so very very much more love can be served with a pat on the back or a pat on the butt it is the teaching of discipline determination and truth it is that encouraging word to a heart weary soul to a child love is the time it takes to throw a ball to color with him a picture to hang on the wall or tickle and giggle before sending to bed love is that listening ear that does not condemn but willingly lends a place deep within to store all the stories the hurts and the woes love is the hand that steers and guides and helps to develop an open mind with love in a heart one can go far too many of you and too many of me do not take the time to see that love is only what you make it be
Happy Hump Day To All My Cherry Friends
Myspace Graphics, Glitter Graphics, Layouts Now that I have your attention,Thanks to all my Friends who have supported me and said prayers for my friend with cancer.Please continue to remember him and anyone else you know with cancer or other illness.Go visit and just say hi.Bet u make their day!People tend to forget u after time and they get busy with there own lives.Dont be one of those Friends.Take the time to make a even phone call to say HI,How u doing?Just dont forget them! Hugs and Kisses....Sugar
I Love You All
Info just in... your favorite night angel will be in the best lookin nipples contest... sooooooooo show me some love and vote for me. luv~ Night Angel
Wheres Your Focus?
like a boy on the brink of puberty conversing with his voluptuous teacher, my eyes are up here son. when someone points to the brilliance of the moon with an out streached finger, and your so fascinated with the finger, you miss the brilliance of the moon. one is in an ardous search for thier eye glasses never bothering to check atop thier brow. when your marriage is falling appart, but your more concerned with it conflicting with your extramarital affairs. when you avoid spending time with your children, because it's to time consuming. when there's plenty of time to bitch about the abundancy of problems, but not a second to spare for the audition of potential solutions. when you would talk to your children more if they where better listeners. when you would listen to people more if they wouldnt talk so childishly. when people would be better listeners if they werent busy talking with thier children? the children are better listeners than the adults that ramble off at
Halloween Is Still Killing Me! Lol
the show couldnt have gone any better! we were at full capacity before the music even started! wow! its been years since the scene up here has been that good. i can barely move my head due to the hand banging and screaming...haha. but in the end it was all worth it! more people and more rum!
She Waits - Erotic Poem
SHE WAITS She waits at my feet as she has been tought, Serine at the life that she has sought Euphoric with her life’s desires being met Ecstatic with knowing that she is My pet. Behind her back gently clasping her hands, Naked, still, awaiting her commands. Kneeling just right, with her eyes closed, Head slightly lifted in the required pose. Devoting to me, her mind, body and soul, My slave completes me making me whole. Her body quivers with anticipation and desire, Wanting and needing, she’s feeling on fire. I can see her thoughts and her body betrays, Her breathing increases and she slightly sways. Knowing that I’ll soon be starting our play, And satisfy her needs throughout the day. A slight smirk begins as her cheeks start to warm, Wanting and needing, she does not break form. Her desires are met when I direct her to rise, Moisture gathering between her thighs. Directed to retrieve some items of play. Gladly and quick,
What Kind Of Girl Am I
You are a Career Girl! You may not be a CEO yet, but you're well on your way to success. You take your career seriously, and you wouldn't stop working for any guy! An independent woman, you pay for your own car, clothes, and housing. And men appreciate that - at least, the ones as driven as you are. What Kind of Girl Are You?
Emergency Room
The other day, I had to go to the emergency room. Not wanting to sit there for 4 hours, I went to the Army-Navy store, and bought some OD pants and a shirt. Then I sewed a couple of patches on which I grabbed from the internet.. It was amazing how many people left as I walked in. I guess they suddenly decided they weren't that sick after all.. Here is the patch that you can sew on your clothing if you are in need of quicker emergency service.
Gee Lalala!!
FAKES,STALKERS,JELOUSE CUNTS,AND MOTHER FUCKERS... .....yup im tellin ya do u really have to stalk and go on god damn get a dildo already and a dvd and get a life ya know i was on a site before and because a certain person spoke to a certain person people got jeoluse and it was nothing but bullshit its a website people although you can find some awsome friends cause i have and you do find you fair share of fuck a give and take so i went and watched the new chain saw masacare it sucked at least i thought so blaaaaaaah it was so gorie it was to fake looking...i almost threw up on the guy in front of me yeah just found out that the dsl will be a lil longer then excpected omg someone shoot me please i dont know how much more i can take ill have to move agin to get back to regular internet service haha or live at the library although im getting use to how slow the fucked up dial up is if thats im just rattling i have the flu a
Wanna See My Huge Cock?
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We Are Getting Married!!!!
Now Was This Really News Worthy
Ok so here I am at it again, those that know me know very well I just cant seem to keep my mouth shut. Ok so check this out, i'm sittin here watching the news over the past couple of days ( what they call the news anyway) and here in Houston there has been this huge stink about child predators and offenders and letting people know where they live etc.. So the news report tonight was touching on that topic but they took it a step further and asked "What if your child was in school sitting next to a child predator?" now this questions struck me as odd because I was sittin there thinkin wdf is some old pervert doing in a school building in class? I mean know they arent hiring predators as teachers. Well as it turns out they where talking about other children that had been caught or punished for some type of sexual crime. Now we arent talking about highschool age children, we are talking elementary and Jr high kids. So as I was watching the report my first thoughts and instinct was "d
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Luscious Berries And Cream Pound Cake
Recipe Rating: Prep Time: 10 min Total Time: 40 min Makes: 8 servings 1 cup BREAKSTONE'S or KNUDSEN Sour Cream 1/4 cup firmly packed light brown sugar 2 cups strawberries, sliced 1/4 cup strawberry preserves 1 pkg. (10.75 oz.) pound cake, cut into 8 slices 2 cups blueberries MIX sour cream and sugar; cover. Refrigerate until ready to serve. TOSS strawberries with preserves. Let stand at room temperature 30 min. SPOON sour cream mixture evenly over cake slices just before serving; top with the strawberry mixture and blueberries. KRAFT KITCHENS TIPS Size-Wise Choose desserts that offer a variety of food groups. You can enjoy more than 1/2 cup of the recommended 2 cups of fruit per day in this luscious dessert. Jazz It Up Cut pound cake slices into star shapes with cookie cutters. Place fruit on individual plates; top with pound cake stars and sour cream mixture. Garnish with additional fruit. NUTRITION INFORMATION Nutrition (per serving) Calor
New Pics Coming This Weekend...
Possibly a few as soon as tomorrow night. Just took a bunch tonight and need to clean them up and get them posted. I just wanted to let ya'll know I hadn't forgotten about posting new pics. We had a lot of fun, it's been a wild fucking day and I am exhausted. I'm sooo glad tomorrow is Friday, but I wish I didn't have to work! See you all soon!
Not Sure Who This Is Or What But ..
this ohio juggalo ..: look.....I've been off line for a long time cause here in ohio its rough for a real Lo.I'm on the run,got parole pricks and marshals on my ass,got to stay off the map.But I just got back on and I was readin your blog shits.....You n your dude inside got it bad like me,its fucked up how the world seams to be set up for REAL Clowns to fail !!! Me and my wife and my 4 kids are all Down and I hate to here about a Lo inside without shit, So if you IM me with his name and address and number or whatever I will need I will send him a few bucks. I'm broke as hell so it won't be much but maby it will get him some stamps and shit. I can't do more until he is free. But then I can most likely get you 2 a place to stay for a few weeks and him a job. I do now a cupple REAL Lo's who will help 2. Erica Wise: really? Erica Wise: what you said.. Erica Wise: Im not too sure he likes the fact that i wrote about him in my blog but i suppose i can give you the address.... is your ema
Asking You All???
Can you all tell me where do I find those morph thingy that changes faces or something? As I am learning here and try new things that I always wanted to try and let me know where do I find those things and thanks!!!!! ;-)
To My Bestest Friend...
you know we have been friends for ohhh 16 years now, my heart breaks with you, but you know Aunt Mary is in a better place now, even tho there will be an empty spot in us all now, If you wan't or need me to come to you just let me know, tell moma M. I luv her..give yourself a big hug, and kiss the boys for are all in my prayers, and i sent the CD Over night express.... my luv to you all
Madonna, Noddy And The Hungarian Language
My friend Noddy posted this a while back and i thought it was funny I am currently in the throes of a implementing a site in Hungarian, lovely language, i really love this Finno-Ugric stuff, very "off the wall", or as they say in Hungary "távoli a fal" but is was this on a site as follows - Noddy Madonna was in Budapest filming some scenes from the movie "Evita" and the Budapest newspaper "Blikk" interviewed her. The questions were posed in Hungarian, then translated into English for her; her replies were then translated back into Hungarian. Then "USA Today" wanted a copy of it. So... the Hungarian version was retranslated from Hungarian back into English for "USA Today" who only published part of it all. This is the whole version from the re-translation. BLIKK: Madonna, Budapest says hello with arms that are spread-eagled. Did you have a visit here that was agreeable? Are you in good odor? You are the biggest fan of our young people who hear your musical productions an
depressed but not as bad
Life Is One Hell Of A Ride
my life be not cool adoupted mom pass had a kid but the funnyest thing i notice in life is that you cry for every thing i dont know what its about with that but ya i rather be dead to see who would come who are my true friend or be born again to see if my life would of been diff i been in and out of bf and gf that i swear that i had one to many then i should of for only being my age but my mom pass away cuz of cancer but its hard to deal with all this alone so if you know any one in my state single around my age tell me hit me up i am a icp fan so ya if you like icp talk to me i dont bite inless ask to
What Will Your Sex Business Card Say?
Sherrie Sexual tour guide 'What will your sex business card say?' at
Wondering thru life mindlessly abound Waiting and waiting for the perfect woman to be found Although I search and search for the heart that completes mine Ive been told not to rush cuz it takes alot of time So I become a passenger on the ship of love lost journey Going thru great tragity,dishonesty,games and lies of those who turned out to hurt me My percistance has carried my threw this world of hurt and pain I still push and push to find that love,only then does my heart gain Gains one of honest feeling smiles,laughter,body and attraction To find the matching heart for me,I would be overwelmed with great passion But still the games r played and my heart has yet to grin Only to find out that my heart yet is UNTOUCHABLE again!
You like my touch, my feel, my sex To describe my wetness would be complex You like the way I moan real deep Or the way I wear you out to sleep You like the way my ass feels in your palms And the way my body feels wrapped in your arms Or the way my pussy feels around your hard dick The wetness, the tightness that makes you cum quick. You like the arch in my back that pushes my ass out Or the deepness of my pussy that makes you wanna shout Or the way I cream all over when you hit that spot Or the way I ride you when I get on top You like the way I tighten my pussy walls Damn I love those 2 am calls You like the way I give you head The way it makes your dick as hard as lead You like the way my ass looks from the back Fuck me so good its like im having a heart attack You like how wet my pussy feels on your tongue Clit so swollen like I got a stung. Fuck me harder let me feel that dick Fuck me harder with your God made stick Deeper in my pussy knock the bottom out De
Rodeos are fun. Cowgirls are sexy. Bareback riding on an undisciplined horse looks dangerous. Vermilion's a nice town. I'm disappointed with my camera's behaviour as of late.
I was kind of sick this weekend. It was like I couldn't get enough sleep in. It feels great to catch up on all of my sleep though. Now I have to play catch up on all of the things I haven't gotten done! Hugs & Kisses, Juicy
Remember Our Fallen Heros!!!
I’m Horny
I’m horny… Here’s how it goes, it begins with a shortness of breath, which causes sporadic breathing. Then my heart beats heavily, not quickly, but heavily, as if more blood is being moved with each pump, all my veins begin to swell as if they are about to burst. Then my skin gets chills, and tingles…maybe it’s just an anxiety attack…. Anxiety attacks make me horny
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Being A Man
It’s a Guy Thing (Or is it the Perils of Having a Penis?) I am in one of my “Andy Rooney” type of moods here and I thought I would share with you some of my thoughts and perhaps maybe even give you a good chuckle at the same time even if it may be at my expense, I have no problem with that, through the years not only do I poke fun at other people and things, I have also learned to be able to poke fun at myself as well. A word of caution is in order here; some of what you are about to read may be a little graphic and could be termed "chauvinistic" as well. Please do NOT take offense at what you may read, it is not intended as an insult. These are mostly just observations that I have made. And to those women out there who have survived abusive relationships or have been sexually abused, rest assured that my heart truly goes out to you for having to survive those ordeals. Anyhow, as you all know, we have "The Vagina Monologues" but what about "The Dick Dialogues
Unanswered Questions
~~Unanswered Questions~~ Why do I hold on to something that is gone? Why do I still try? Why do I cry? Why? What is it that holds me on? What gives you the right to do what you did? What did I do to deserve this? What? How many poeple have you said the same things to? How many times will you lie? How do I move on? How? When would you have told me? When would I have been the only one? When will the pain go away? When?
Next Level Tonight!!!!
where are my favorite ladies to help me out????? xxoos!!!!!!
This Ones For The Marines
Let's Dance
Sent: Sunday, October 29, 2006 10:20 AM Subject: Let's Dance... READ THIS VERY SLOWLY......LET IT SINK IN! Life might not be the party we hoped for, but while we're here, we might as well dance. Too many people put off something that brings them joy just because they haven't thought about it, don't have it on their schedule, didn't know it was coming or are too rigid to depart from their routine. I got to thinking one day about all those women on the Titanic who passed up dessert at dinner that fateful night in an effort to cut back. From then on, I've tried to be a little more flexible. How many women out there will eat at home because their husband didn't suggest going out to dinner until after something had been thawed? Does the word "refrigeration" mean nothing to you? How often have your kids dropped in to talk and sat in silence while you watched 'Jeopardy' on television? I cannot count the times I called my sister and said, "How about going to lunch i
I Feel....
Like the worst person in the world and it sucks a lot. I hate feeling like this but it wont go away. I cant take it anymore...I have to get away like take a vacation to Germany by myself for a while or something...I dont know. I think it would be good for me...well maybe not leaving that far but a vacation would be nice...maybe go to New York or Florida. Well I am going to bed...have to work tomorrow. Goodnight everyone! Vamp
What The Fuck????
You Are Not Going To Beleive This Shit .....and I Do Mean Shit
as found on: Fecal Transplant Regardless of how much Lysol you want to spray around the house, the fact is that human beings need certain kinds of bacteria. While some bacteria is bad, and eats our face and makes us sick, there's other bacteria that helps us digest and swims around inside us in a symbiotic (partnered) relationship. Without these bacteria, we're actually on the road to ruin. It's a weird situation, but you've gotten along with it so far. It is possible for this bacteria within us to die off, raising all sorts of medical issues. It doesn't just happen, but when it does, we start feeling really awful. One way to fix this problem is the unbelievably disgusting fecal transplant, wherein bacteria located within feces of a donor is placed in your lower colon to have a grand old time and start a new life in your bowels. Granted, if you've gotten into this situation, you're pretty
Welcome To Chef's House Of Love
Anyone who comes in here will recieve love from me. I will send you out to all of my friends and request that they do the same. I ask that you do the same thing for others on here and feel free to make friends with whom you like. I am in search of as many friends as I can get so here I am. This is an open forum as well where anything can be discussed. Thank you in advance. Chef
I'm Going To Jail
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What Sports Car Are You
I'm a Chevrolet Corvette! You're a classic - powerful, athletic, and competitive. You're all about winning the race and getting the job done. While you have a practical everyday side, you get wild when anyone pushes your pedal. You hate to lose, but you hardly ever do. Take the Which Sports Car Are You? quiz.
If Operating Systems Were Beers
DOS Beer: Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you to read the directions carefully before opening the can. Originally only came in an 8-oz. can, but now comes in a 16-oz. can. However, the can is divided into 8 compartments of 2 oz. each, which have to be accessed separately. Soon to be discontinued, although a lot of people are going to keep drinking it after it's no longer available. Mac Beer: At first, came only a 16-oz. can, but now comes in a 32-oz. can. Considered by many to be a "light" beer. All the cans look identical. When you take one from the fridge, it opens itself. The ingredients list is not on the can. If you call to ask about the ingredients, you are told that "you don't need to know." A notice on the side reminds you to drag your empties to the trashcan. Windows 3.1 Beer: The world's most popular. Comes in a 16-oz. can that looks a lot like Mac Beer's. Requires that you already own a DOS Beer. Claims that it allows you to drink several DOS Beer
what ever happened to self respect and dignity? Why do women feel the need to spread their legs and take pictures of it? If you cant get ratings and comments without acting like a complete skanky whore you need a reality check. You bitches make me want to vomit.
Anybody Can Fart
A little boy and a little girl, both about eight years old, were playing in the sandbox. Unexpectedly, the little boy farts, causing a little sand between his legs to shift. The little girl notices, and squeals with laughter. "How'd you do that?" she asks. "Easy," he exclaimed, "I just farted." "Can I try it," she asks? "Sure," he says, "anybody can do it." She concentrates as she strains and grunts. Suddenly, there's a huge explosion, the sides of the sandbox fly off, all the sand flies out, and the little boy is thrown 20 feet, landing up against a tree. He groggily gets to his feet, runs back to where the little girl is. He finds her laying on the ground, out cold, flat on her back, spread eagle. Curiously, he lifts up her dress, peeks underneath, and loudly exclaims, "Just what I thought, dual exhaust."
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Bit Of A Gothic Poem 4??
as the great hate of life bring burning flames of passions of death to all as they die to bring the sorrows of my life to there hate as i want to die with the love of my life to an end
Dublin Slang
Dublin is the capital of Ireland, and has been home to some of the finest writers in the English Language. But the locals often speak in a dialect of their own, and a visitor may well be confused by what they hear. Dubliners are often heard playfully berating each other! "Don't be acting the maggot," one might say to another. To which the witty Dublin retort would be: "You're goin' around like a constipated greyhound. Shut your bleedin' cakehole." "I will in me arse" Our friend may well reply. "You talking to me or chewin' a brick? Either way you're going to end up in a dentist chair!" might come the response. "If bull-shit was music, you'd be a be a brass bleedin' band." "And if brains were dynamite, you wouldn't have enough to blow your nose." A concerned passerby might be engaged in the interaction by one of the participants asking: "What are you gawking at?" "I don't know," the passerby might answer, "But it looks like a pair of banjaxed pox bottles."
Every Queen Deserves A King!
Alright, So tonight is my Queen for a Day part 2 contest(starts in 3 1/2 hours)...and I was thinking that every Queen deserves a King! SO fellas! Its your turn!! I'd like to start the contest tomorrow morning at noon or so(central time). So send me a message and I'll come by and rip your pic! The man who wins will be King! and will get either a ring or a rolex..Sound good? Okay men! Send me your pics!!!!Contest is based on number of many as can be left in 12 hours.
Fucked Uo Thing About Love
i know alot of u out there have been in my shoes, bein in love with someone who wishes u were dead u were once with, no matter what u do to make things ok again, they always seem to find a way to blame shit on ya, well ya, i'm goin through that right now n i;m siick of if, soo if any of yall have any advise besides stop talkin to this person, please feel free to hit me up on here n my shoutbox or on yahoo at DJ_SASSY_2006
"stop Dragging My Heart Around" ~ Stevie Nicks And Tom Petty
Baby you'll come knocking on my front door Same old line you used to use before I said ya... well... what am I supposed to do I didnt know what I was getting into So youve had a little trouble in town Now youre keeping some demons down Stop draggin my... Stop draggin my... Stop draggin my heart around Its hard to think about what youve wanted Its hard to think about what youve lost This doesnt have to be the big get even This doesnt have to be anything at all I know you really want to tell me good-bye I know you really want to be your own girl Baby you could never look me in the eye Yeah you buckle with the weight of the words Stop draggin my... Stop draggin my... Stop draggin my heart around Theres people running round loose in the world Aint got nothin better to do Than make a meal of some bright eyed kid You need someone looking after you I know you really want to tell me goodbye I know you really want to be your own girl Baby you could never
I Don't Understand People
Cute/sexy O Meter
-2= Nasty -1= Ugly 0= Not Ugly 1= Almost Okay 2= Okay 3= Average 4= Cute 5= Really Cute 6= Beautiful/Handsome 7= Gorgeous 8= I want you to be my b/f 9= Sexy 10= Incredibly Sexy 11= Breath Taking 12= Fuckable 13= I wanna fuck you now!!! Which one do you think I am?
Lets Play
i'm worth 145.50 Just A Fun Lil Game to See What Your Worth Okay so here's the deal. you look it over and see how many of these things you have done, BUT you have to add up the money amount along the way, then post the amount that you are as the title of the bulletin such as "$15" or "I'm worth $78" or something like that. Smoked pot-- $10 Got drunk, passed and don't remember the night before-- $20 Went skinny dipping-- $5 Had sex in a pool-- $20 Kissed someone of the same sex-- $10 Had sex with someone of the same sex $20 Cheated on your g/f or b/f -- $10 Cheated on your g/f or b/f with their relative or close friend--$20 done oral-- $5 got oral-- $5 done / got oral in a car while it was moving --$25 prank called the cops-- $5 Stole something-- $10 Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars--$20 Had sex with someone 10 years older-- $20 Had sex with someone under 21 and
You Are Everything To Someone
You are Everything To Someone Right now at this very minute someone is very proud of you someone is thinking of you someone cares about you someone misses you someone wants to talk to you someone wants to be with you someone hopes you aren't in trouble someone is thankful for the support you have provided someone wants to hold your hand someone hopes everything turns out all right someone wants you to be happy someone wants you to find them someone is celebrating your successes someone wants to give you a gift someone thinks you ARE a gift someone hopes you are not too cold, or too hot someone wants to hug you someone loves you someone wants to lavish you with small gifts someone admires your strength someone is thinking of you and smiling someone wants to be your shoulder to cry on someone wants to go out with you and have a lot of fun someone thinks the world of you someone wan
Something To Believe In
Believe it or not. I use to be in chior in high school and i sung this song for my final exma my senior year and got an A+, scored better than anybody else. ------------------------------------------------- Something To Believe In Will I see him on the TV Preachin' 'bout the promised land He tells me to believe in Jesus And steals the money from my hand Some say he was a good man But Lord I think he sinned, yeah Twenty-two years of mental tears Cries a suicidal Vietnam vet Who fought a losing war on a foreign shore To find his country didn't want him back Their bullets took his best friend in Saigon Our lawyers took his wife and kids, no regrets In a time I don't remember In a war he can't forget He cried "Forgive me for what I've done there Cause I never meant the things I did" Chorus: And give me something to believe in If there's a Lord above And give me something to believe in Oh, Lord arise My best friend died a lonely man In some Palm
Mom Recieves A Letter From Scout Camp..
...LETTER FROM SCOUT CAMP... Dear Mom, Our Scoutmaster told us to write to our parents in case you saw the flood on TV and are worried. We are okay. Only one of our tents and 2 sleeping bags got washed away. Luckily, none of us got drowned because we were all up on the mountain looking for Chad when it happened. Oh yes, please call Chad's mother and tell her he is okay. He can't write because of the cast. I got to ride in one of the search and rescue jeeps. It was neat. We never would have found Chad in the dark if it hadn't been for the lightning. Scoutmaster Dan got mad at Chad for going on a hike alone without telling anyone. Chad said he did tell him, but it was during the fire so he probably didn't hear him. Did you know that if you put gas on a fire, the gas will blow up? The wet wood didn't burn, but one of the tents did and also some of our clothes. David is going to look weird until his hair grows back. We will be home on Saturday if Scoutmaster Dan gets the
Wreck The Halls
F.I.S.T Inc December, 16 2006 at PINK EYE WRECK THE HALLS Not Available, TULSA, Oklahoma Cost: 10 LINE UP TBA
i was grabbing a black pink panther in my hand, it's beady onyx eyes were throwing daggers my way... boing! goes the yellow duck bellied snake with red polka dots, looking back as if taunting me... the man walking towards me suddenly opens his mouth exposing thousands of little anemone tentacles with little suction caps... a headless chicken with a singing voice, beats me..i wonder how is that possible too!! is doing the tango... smoking a big fat joint, a pink baby elephant flies around on the ceiling, with it's tail acting like a propeller, blowing smoke as it laughs like a baby... the one eyed cyclop is giving me the eye and i would have doubled over with laughter if it isn't for the fear that it's gonna clobber me up if i do... they all come after me and i am trying to fly and find myself go hippity hoppity hop and no matter how hard i tried, i just can't get off the ground...
Teaching Myself One Of My Own Lessons Of Life!
Some how I have managed to deeply offend and hurt someone I truly care about. Through words of anger I spoke. When I should have spoke with words from the Heart. Are perhaps not having spoken at all. For this I am sincerely once again sorry. I have used the word sorry too much as of lately. I have no excuse, and will not try to make one. I have some issues to deal with, and will. This is one issue I truly regret. It is unexpected, and adds to my grief. Although I must confront it as all of my issues. I will do my best to make amends and once again, Try to re-gain your Trust, as I once held so dearly. To the person I have so deeply Hurt, If you’re reading this, I APPOLOGIZE! WITH ALL MY HEART! For my friend, this is from my HEART and not my mouth. This is written with LOVE, REMORSE and most of all HONESTY! I Love You, I care Deeply For You, and I hope You can find it in Your heart somewhere to forgive Me. And someday feel You can Trust Me Again. Truly Yours with a
Hitman Family
Penis Size
Girls Reaction to Dick Sizes 11 inches = HOLY hell ur gonna do what with that!!!! 10 inches = OMG!! 9 inches = Pain 8 inches = MMMMMM YAAAAAAAAA 7 inches = Heaven 6 inches = Perfect 5 inches = OK 4 inches = Push it in More 3 inches = Is It In? 2 inches = F*CK it use your tounge 1 inch = OMG give up ur not gonna do SH!T 4 me 0 inches = what the F*CK are u
I *knew* To Avoid This One!
You Are 71% Strange! You are pretty darn strange. You're quirky and odd, and definitely not normal. But that's great--it makes you an interesting person. You aren't exactly as strange as they come, but congratulations on being quite unique!How Strange Are You?Quizzes for MySpace
Back For 48 Hours
Hey all,,, I damn sure missed you all... I am back for 48 hours then it is off to Dominican Republic for a 5 day vacation... Hope all is well with everyone,,, went through helll with 2 - gale storms over the past tow weeks...
was your 1st love, real love? Your Result: madly in love! you were so in love with your 1st that your no where near over them! you might even hate music now, because every song reminds you of them! if you've tried to be with anyone since them, you've probably unknowingly sabotaged it! but if it was meant to be, wouldn't you still be together?just enough love... are you sure you two went out at all? was your 1st love, real love?Quizzes for MySpace
Hello Out There
I am feeling the love with all you cherries out there. I haven't been to this site in a long time because of school and work but I am back! I plan on uploading new pics to the site soon. So keep a eye out!
No Doubt
(1)Don't Speak(2)It,s My Life(3)Running(4)Hey Baby(5)Just A Girl(6)Ex-Girlfriend
This should really be called hero's day! On this day we honor all soldiers who fight for our freedom who fought in the American Revolution, The War of 1812, Mexican-American war, The Civil war, The Spanish-American War, WWI, WWII, The Korean War, Vietnam War, Desert Storm, and Now in the war against Iraq. These men choose to fight to stand up for you. Yesterday I witnessed the greatest graditude from a 5 year old. A father a soldier was picking up his daughter from school and another student ran up to him and said "are you a soldier? I heard about you, thank you for protecting me" Today and everyday remember that they fight for you . A soldier duty is to protect the USA from harm! You may disagree with this war we are in. But take a moment to stop and think back to desert storm we were fighting the same war and all of America hung their yellow ribbons stood together and sang "I am proud to be an American" where is the singing and support now? Thank you to all the troops who keep me
No Matter Where You Are
No matter how big or small we are... Your Friends will Support You..... And Respect Your Creativity..... For Thinking Outside the Box......... They'll Be There When You Need a Shoulder to Lean On.... Or a Great Big Hug........ A True Friend Takes Interest in Understanding What You're All About... They See Beyond the Black &White To Discover Your True Colors ... And Accept You Just the Way You Are... Even When You Wake Up in the Morning! So Make Your Own Kind of Music..... Sing Your Own Special Song..... Follow Your Heart.... Wherever it Takes You.... And When Someone Reaches Out to Love You.... Don't Be Afraid to Love Them Back........ They May Just Be A Friend for Life..! . Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter. ~ Mark Twain ~ Spon
Lust And Chocolate
By Moriath - With Permission I open my eyes and lazily stretch across the bed, my muscles heavy and aching from last night’s lovemaking. I lift my head and look around, but you’re not here with me. I strain my ears and hear you moving around in the next room. I debate calling out for you or getting up to find you, but the sensation of being lazy overpowers my curiosity. I don’t remember falling asleep, but I must have as the next thing I felt was the bed shifting with your weight. I started to shift, to greet you, instead your voice halted me. “Don’t turn over.” I smiled and nodded and waited as I felt your body straddling my thighs. As tempted as I was to peek at what you were doing, I was more afraid you’d stop if I did... so I waited, eyes closed in anticipation. That’s when I smelled it... chocolate. I lifted my head a little then and looked at the white down comforter beneath me... and the white linen sheets. “But darling... the sheets...” I tried to protest but felt you str
The Perfect Disguise
Billie was out with a plan this morning. Her stride had purpose to it as she marched down the high street past all the shops and stores she passed every other day. Yet this morning they all seemed new and mysterious as though one of them might hold the elusive answer to her quest. Her gaze even lingered slightly longer on the windows of the brightly coloured trendy places where all the cool kids shopped. But she soon moved on again. The answer definitely wasn't in there. She wasn't quite sure what made her turn down the little alley. Maybe it was the way the sun passed straight over it, leaving it dark and mysterious. Maybe it was the old fashioned phone-box sitting at the corner. Or maybe it was they way her eyes were drawn to the broken cobbles lining the ground. The alley looked like it belonged in the Victorian times. It was bleak and primitive and yet somehow comforting to her. But whatever it was that lured into the damp-smelling street, it was forgotten as Billie wandered fu
i am looking for a good woman with a good head on there shoulders who knows what they want out of life not what they can take from a guy i am a sweet hearted guy with goals and i would love to share my goals with someone but it is just so hard to find these days kids are not a problem with me i love kids and i eventually would love to have one or more of my own so if any body out there wants to know anymore about me then just feel free to ask all my info is in my profile so hit me up please i am tired of bein single
I Will Be Leaving Here In The Next 2 Weeks
I am leaving Cherry in 2 more weeks. Starting school soon and I wont have the time to come and say hello and leave blogs an the like. So anyone who wants to continue our friendship can leave me their email addresses or yahoo messenger ID. Glad that I had an opportunity to meet some real interesting people. Thanks for your kindness, consideration and friendship.
I So Love Thunderstorms
OMG! When I was a lil girl, I was so frighten of thunderstorms. I literally had to hide behind my uncle's chair to be in my safe haven. One time, we had to go out and it was really wickedly windy outside. I told my dad that I didn't want to go outside, that I may fly away. He calmed me down saying that I won't and that he's here for me. The funny part was that, he told me to hold his hand so tight and you'll be safe. DUDE, did I ever gripped on his hand. *lol* But my pops got me out of being scared of thunderstorms. When lightning flashed and then the rumble of thunder, my pops will tell me, "See, only boom booms! Nothing to be afraid of." I was still holding my ears so tight. But shortly after, took awhile, I started to be REALLY fond of my thunderstorms. And I thank you so much pops, for turning me into a thunderstorm freak! *smiles* LOVE'EM! Here's my MOST FAVORITE Poem ever: THUNDER Day becomes night When the clouds comes rolling in When the weather is not so pleasent,
Ugh I Need A Vacation
I have just pretty much just worked an 18 day stretch...I need a vacation really really bad...where should I go if I decide to break off...i dont even know...any suggestions
who sings: bed of nails? who sings: shit on u? who sings: animals? who sings: fuck the system? if u get 3 or 4 of them right u get a kiss. here r some clues 1. it starts with A 2. white rapper 3. 10¢ 4. system -- - ----
Pastors Buiseness Card
Pastor's Business Card: A new pastor was visiting in the homes of his parishioners. At one house it seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no answer came to his repeated knocks at the door. Therefore, he took out a business card and wrote "Revelation 3:20" on the back of it and stuck it in the door. When the offering was processed the following Sunday, he found that his card had been returned. Added to it was this cryptic message, "Genesis 3:10." Reaching for his Bible to check out the citation, he broke up in gales of laughter. Revelation 3:20 begins "Behold, I stand at the door and knock." Genesis 3:10 reads, "I heard your voice in the garden and I was afraid for I was naked." Remember when the funniest jokes were the clean ones? They still are! "A cheerful heart is good medicine" (Prov. 17:22)
Phil Collins
(1)In The air Tonight(2)Don't Lose My Number(3)I Don't Care Anymore(4)Sussudio(5)Mama(6)I Can't Dance
Care This room is silent, static crackles electrical energy buzzes through wires, sound of scratching of graphite on paper pour words from a mind not wanting to care. The silence beckons, turn out the light lock the door let in the night embrace the dark and the cold air breath the lonliness no need to care. Walk the halls, footsteps echoing corridors of the mind dark and foreboding whispering shadows scratch the soul long it is forgotten the ability to care. The sun she rises, the glare piercing hurting the eyes squinting with pain noises of morning rush through the brain it sends you insane unable to care. These scratching sounds, my pencil on paper to the earth I'm bound and live in danger eyes are closed searching the dark there is no remorse for I don't care.
Illegal Immigration
As many may have seen, Farmers Branch, Texas passed city ordinances to prohibit businesses hiring or leasing to undocumented workers. I completely support thier decission and hope many more ciries follow. I am not against immigration, I am against undocumented immigration. This is a letter I wrote to my mayor and copied the local talk show hosts Glenn Beck and Darrel Ankarlo. Honorable Mayor and City Counsel, I am writing this in response to the excellent job the Farmers Branch City counsel did in passing their new ordinances. I will be watching that counsel member in his bid for state offices should he run in the future. He has stood up for himself, his city, and his country. He is the first politician I have seen in years that did what was right even though he was going to feel heat. I welcome all people with open arms to my country, as long as they follow the laws set in place to
It's All Good
You know, Dad, when I found out that Ethan had a problem with his hearing, I cried. Then we had surgery done, and it didn’t work. I sent him to speech therapy – it’s still difficult to understand him sometimes. I cried and cried. But he’s a sweet kid and he has lots of friends and he’s really athletically talented. I’m very lucky to have such a wonderful little boy. And when your father died, it hit me like a rock to the head. He was always good to me. I cried. But you sold your house and moved in with your mother and got a lot of money from the sale. And you were able to help me pay for Ethan’s surgery. I really appreciate that. Then your mother died. I cried, but it was time. She hadn’t been well for a long time. I think her life would have been miserable. It was time. And now, you’re moving out here to be with my family and me. And that’s so wonderful. It’s all good, Dad. Everything is working out for all of us. It’s all good.
My Bestfriend
my bestfriend is my life we have been through so much through ups and downs and crying and laughter at times we get wild then at times we hurt but i know she will always be there no matter what so my love to you sis kristie(aka babydoll) you are the best and to everyone who wants a good friend shes the best and thanks for the advice on allen im glad i went for it,,, so here is my last thought for you my sister /my bestfriend/my shoulder to lean on friends to the end no matter what your the best
For the record, I have an extremely low tolerance for stupidity. I prefer open honesty as well. So, if someone shows stupidity, they get called on it. Oh, and don't fuck with my friends or family. I'm not always a sweet guy. I have a dark side reserved for those who do this.
Being a cunt is so fun, but its a lot of work.
I have these feelings inside that I can't control My heart pounds in my chest. My palms are sweaty with thoughts of you. Everytime I think of you, I have to catch my breath My body shutters in bursts knowing that your touch could be hot. I cannot admit my feelings to you. I would not know how you would react to me. I talk to you but deep down I'm dying. I want to scream to you... That I want you babe... We finally meet. You and I look into each other's eyes Not knowing what to do. Your touch is like a burning furnace setting my skin on fire. Your kisses make me fall into your arms... My body comes alive with needs. A temple that has been dominate for years. Now it is the time to set me in the ultimate high. For a time I have always wanted you. But the timing wasn't right to tell you. But we stand now inches to inches Your touch sends shock waves to my very core. Making me want you more. Making me want to be with you forever. Our souls are tied together...
can someone please tell me if u can add more than one pic, be very much appreciated if someone would plz let me know, thanx :-) My Head...
man im feeling...confused and back on my birthcontrol pills and my hormones are goin bererk i mean im horny then sad then happy then i feel like cryin but i dont then im excited and hyper then im depressed...its drivin me crazy i feel like im cracked out....o.0.. my friend amanda told me last night that shes havin the same problem but her husband is in iraq..that even worse...the worse thing to happen to me would be to not take care of it...but i did...(by myself)..yeah..oh yeah my ex jay wants to get back together and he told me yesterday that he wants to get married to me and he wants me to have his babys and we can live in northshore and ride horses everyday...yeah right like i wanna be together with a fricken coke head for the rest of my life...yeah he says he's changed but i dont think so hes lied to me to many times and im over it...i would be happier if he just promised to not do it behind my back and didnt do it..instead of doin it..then we would have been so ha
I Hope It Falls Off!
Yes isnt that the sweetest thing ever? Yes its time for another rant. Do i care if you are horny? Erm NO. I could care less about your penis and its insatiable need to be stroked. You got a problem go jerk off but dammit I dont give a shit if ur horny. OK? One more time for the slow people: I AM NOT HERE TO HOOK UP I am here to make friends :) I HAVE a man:) Theres plenty of women around here who show thier titties and more. I am not that girl...Look at me I am an average geeky chick..Now I think i am done. Stop treating women like sex objects. OUr one purpose in life is not to satisfy mens needs. And to all the good guys on here who dont ask to see private pics and ask to Yahoo.(Oh yea freakin YAHOO..I don't yahoo...never have never will.. Ihave MSN and only special ppl can have that ..yanno that one who dont want in my pants and treat me like a lady.) xoxox One Pissed off Princess Take this pink ribbon off my eyes I'm exposed And it's no big surprise Don't you
Today I Turned 22
Okay so today was nothing too big, my 22nd Birthday. I'm ashamed of certin people though. People i expected to Remember that today was my birthday since i Remember theirs but i guess it doesn't matter. My family Remembered so did Sheena and her family but only like 2 of my friends Remembered that today was my birthday, Nice to see how ppl care! Anyways i'm off to finish Celebrating my birthday. Later pplz. Dom
This is my daughter's name. The meaning of my name was dead on, so I decided to look up her's too. She's only 4 but she has her own fan club!! LOL The "Angel Fan Club"!!!! Discover the hidden meaning in your name Angelique Angel, heavenly messenger : Greek Your charming, witty and vibrant personality ensures your popularity and usually places you at the centre of activities. You also have a determined will and capacity for leadership which often places you in positions of authority. Your generous, humanitarian and idealistic nature gives you a desire to work towards goals which will be of benefit to everyone. Material and emotional success are a natural result of your endeavours.
Penis Requests A Raise...
I, the penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: I do physical labor I work at great depths I plunge head first into everything I do I do not get weekends off or public holidays I work in a damp environment I don't get paid overtime I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation I work in high temperatures My work exposes me to contagious diseases Dear Penis, After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons: You do not work 8 hours straight You fall asleep on the job after brief work period You do not always follow the orders of the management team You do not stay in your allocated position, and often visit other areas You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift You don't always observe necessary safety regul
Hottie Game
[a] Perfect [b] Hottie [c] Gorgeous [d] Amazingly Beautiful [e] I'd marry you right now [f] I would ask u 2 be my bf [g] I would make out with you.
I'm Sorry...
I'm sorry that i bought you roses to tell you that i like you I'm sorry That I was raised with respect not to sleep with you when you were drunk I'm sorry That my body's not ripped enough to "satisfy" your wants I'm sorry that I open your car door, and pull out your chair like I was raised I'm sorry That I'm not cute enough to be "your guy" I'm sorry That I am actually nice; not an asshole I'm sorry I don't have a huge bank account to buy you expensive things I'm sorry I like to spend quality nights at home cuddling with you, instead of goin out.. I'm sorry I would rather make love to you then just fuck you like some random guy. I'm sorry That I am always the one you need to talk to, but never good enough to date I'm sorry That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere, but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend I'm sorry
Friday, November 17, 2006 Cleansing Empty yourself of everything you care about, every dream, every worry, every concern, every ambition, every purpose, every disappointment, every desire. Gently let it all go. Then put back in only the things that have real meaning. And taste the sweet, glorious freedom of being able to bring those hallowed purposes fully to life. Are you so intensely concerned with chasing success that you've made that success impossible? Let it go, and then you can truly know it. Do you ache so fervently for love that you drive it away? Let it go, and it will fill you. Cleanse your spirit of all the many layers of need to, have to, want to, and can't do without. Clear out some space to truly live. Underneath all those empty artifacts you've been striving to hold on to, there is freedom and there is power. Cleanse yourself of the need to need, and free yourself to soar. -- Ralph Marston
Some Guys Can Say That About Them Self Lmao
You look really sexy in that..thing you've got on tonight. I like the way your eyes are always open when you read your E-mail. When You type, it reminds me of a concert pianist tinkling on her keys. You Really know how to push the right buttons to turn me on. If I wasn't a Computer, I'd show you what "Hard Drive" really means! But Alas, I'm only a bundle of circuits and wires, obeying Your every command. Yes, mistress! I'll balance your chequebook. Yes, Mistress! I'll run your silly little program. Don't get me wrong...I Like theMaster/Slave thing, but maybe just once in a while you could Show some compassion? Maybe instead of just ramming the diskette in, you could Slide it in slowly, maybe even blow in the slot first. And maybe instead of just using me and turning me off when you're Through, we could talk for a while afterwards? I know other computers have hurt you in the past. But I Am different! I may be a little slow, but I've got a big mouse! So come on ba
Another One
I have found a new torture hidden within my living hell. I can’t seem to escape the pains of something I can’t control. The life from which I can’t escape is that of my own, torn to pieces, broken and bruised. A harden heart has become dead within incapable of caring for the body it lies within. Destroyed by the ones that took advantage of the owners’ compassion. I do not know if it is my subconscious or my brains, self defense mechanism that has turned me so cold. I just want to be found by the light, to be allowed to heal by its warmth and love. Here I’ll hang, by this emotional noose, on display for those to play with my structure plagued with decay. TTW 041606
Numero Uno!
Because everyone has to start somewhere. This is me, whats up? I'll probably end up tellin some cool stuff here or bitching about idiots, because everyone knows they're fuckin' everywhere. But yeah. Nothing like a truly lazy Sunday, a 3 hour work fest, and then more laziness. And Taco Burgers. lol. Anyone near ABQ? Wanna meet up?
Defeated? No I am not defeated. I am simply waiting. I believe that when someone does something as evil as beat on another human being for no appearant reason, they will get theirs in the end. I have thought and hated for too long now. I am letting go for good. No one has the right to do this to anyone for any reason, I don't care how they try and justify themselves. I will never allow any man from this day forward to so much as smack me much less what this man did to me. I will not waste my time hating this man or plotting revenge. I refuse to stoop to his level. I will continue my life as though it never happened. I have three little girls that I have to raise, and I intend upon doing that in a happy and safe environment. I never in a million years would take them back to a situation I couldn't trust. I cannot and will not spend another second thinking of this. However for sake of having to repeat this I will remember it. I was always told that if a person forgets thei
Heaven 9/11
Wet And Windy!
yeah a fun ride home for all LOL. Ok i could do without the wet bit but well we have to make sacrifices at some point. Anyway, onto the technical stuff, i found out why my program wasn't working properly. I went looking at the irc networks homepage and found out something interesting. It seems that you can't send private messages until you register your nick. This was done to stop spam bots and other nasties trying to pretend to be other people. I have no problem with this, just wish i knew before i spent so long trying to find the problem LOL. So I'll have to go testing again. I've also decided to get a new wireless router because there is no way i can connect when i enable any of the security options i.e wpa, and i don't fancy having an open connection to my network. So i'm going to switch to a new one that i know works because I set up a friends and it works. It just teaches me to go cheap LOL
This Is Sortof True
You have a sexual IQ of 123 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at
Love Feeling...
I didn't know I could love anyone as much as I love you for the sound of your voice, makes all my dreams come true. You walk into a room, and I know you have arrived; my heart skips a beat when you walk up to my side. I hope this kind of magic stays forever between us two, and the whole wide world will know that God sent me you.
Why The Hell Not...
I have been wanting to do all this dental work since I was a kid, and especially since I was 20 and bit through all of the caps on my upper 6 front teeth. Well, it took that dental emergency about a month and a half ago to get on the ball about it. Today we start the first of the 3 steps necessary to putting in the bridge. The bridge is the last step in repairing the damage I incurred in the emergency that started all of this. I also have My new contacts coming in today, and last week I finally got My glasses replaced. This I had been putting off for sometime just because I didn't care about glasses since I still had plenty of contacts, but last week I though I lost My last pair, and I know I have lost My sheet from My last optician, which had My prescription, and even if I had it it was so old they would more than likely insist on an new exam anyway. I spent this morning working on My phone session lines, but stayed off cam since last night was the start of the monthly femal
Being Blocked
Your choice to block me i dont care you didnt want me on your friends list anymore and i was keeping your wishes you neednt have blocked me personally i find it kinda amusing so i became your fan i needed a good laugh today thank you have a nice life hun
Prejudice Verses Racisim!!
Our connection to the Earth, each other, and future generations is central in understanding many of the problems we and the earth are facing. Facing Our Future: from denial to environmental action, Jim Cole Facing Our Future Together: a Trainer's Guide, David McMurray One Illness, Many Symptoms: Prejudices and Environmental Denial Might our difficulty with accepting diversity and our failure to respond to threatening environmental crises be related? The problem seems to be rooted in our definition of who we are in this universe. Are we a generation of people with a common language, here only for ourselves, to compete with each other and all other people and life forms for domination of this space and time? Or are we organisms that are deeply rooted in this ever-growing web of life that has been unfolding from the beginning of time? Do we dominate and exploit all those we find an advantage over, or do we accept and cherish all life forms, knowing that we are inseparable pa
She Cries
She cries Like a blood drop rain She cries Like a sick twisted being She cries For you and what you say She cries Like you cried Atop a mountian with snow coverd peak Her hair hanging around in her face A tear slides down her cheek she looks up and you see she is failing to be Atop a snow coverd peak Wind blowing in her face A tear in the snow you see that it mealts away She cries Like a acid drop rain She cries Like a hurt torn being She cries For you and what you do She cries Like you cried when she said she was going to die Atop a peak Wind no longer blowing in this place A tear shape marks her final resting place She cries No longer for you
Not Here To Pick Up People!!!!!!
Ok people send me shouts wanting to hook up with me alot!I tell them I'm taken already!Just like now someone on here that doesn't even know and not even on my friends list sends me a shout asking me if I like older men.Well yes I do but I'm already taken by one!!I'm not here to pick up anyone!!I'm simply here to make friends.NOTHING MORE!
Today In History 11-20
1541 In Switzerland French reformer John Calvin (1509–1564) established a theocratic government at Geneva, thereby creating a home base for emergent Protestantism throughout Europe. 1572 The first Presbyterian meeting house in England was established in Wandsworth, Surrey. 1580 The Book of Concord was published. 1620 Peregrine White, son of William and Susanna White, was the first child born on the Mayflower (d. 29 July 1704). 1648 Sigismund von Birken (Betulius, 1626–1681), tutor and poet, was reemployed as a private tutor after the Peace of Westphalia was concluded. 1806 Baptist preacher Isaac Backus, an influential voice in arguing for religious liberty in Massachusetts and later the United States, died (b. 9 January 1724). 1838 The first group of Prussian Lutheran immigrants arrived in Australia, forming the Klemzig settlement near what is today Adelaide. 1839 John Williams, "Apostle to the South Seas," died (b. 1796). 1847 Henry Francis Lyte, Scottish clerg
Actual Australian Court Docket 12659---case Of The Pregnant Lady
A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat. This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested. The case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself. The man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this, when the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat down under a sign that said, 'The Double Mint Twins are coming' and I grinned. Then she moved and sat under a sign that said 'Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling', and I had to smile. Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, "William's Big Stick Did the Trick", and I could hardly contain myself. But, your Honor, when She moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said, 'Goodyear
Original Poetry
Your Mark Conventions are the ties that bind, from new sensations keep me blind. Withhold from me no more the pleasure, of this pain I've grown to treasure. Exquisite pain...I seek release, send tremors through my body. Then leave your mark for all to see, that I might be set free. Your nails run deep across my skin, they leave behind their sensual trail. To be followed by your hungry bites, lasting long into the night. So when this night of passions over, and the heat of lust subsides, I'll trace those marks and reminisce, reminded of pains pleasure. Kevin F. Dustin
Sex And Love Poem 9-28-06
Sex and Love Sex and lvoe are two diffrent things sometimes people comfuse the two. Sometimes poeple confuse the two. Sex and love can be brought together and make a closer bond between people. Sex is just that sex, nothing more nothing less! Sex is how adults play and have fun. Many people have diffrent views on sex and love. As for me sex is just sex unless it si ment to bring a closer bond, a closer connection. Many people persicute others for their believe in sex is just sex. It is such a shame to see this. Sex and love are just two diffrent things!!
Meet The Sweetest Lette Around
Come meet this lette, she is the sweetest one around, she will do anything for anyone. She has a heart made of gold and some. Come help her reach the next level, add her, fan her, rate her pics. You won't be sorry that you made her your friend. ABKS LETTE~ JUGGALO FAMILY ~ a.k.a Mrz. Blaze@ CherryTAP
Ok I Am Snivvvveling. (not In A Good Fucking Mood)
well as it seems i ain't been gettin on here as much as i am thinkin on leavin here specially considerin the past couple days i ain't been on here out of alllll my friends ya wld think i wld b flyin like mad on the three contests that i have posted in blog b4 this....not only cause of that, talk about tiss the fuckin season.......damn truck needs a new engine as of saturday night. one big engine and one major exspense, talk about a piss off, 2003 GMC Sierra 2500HD.....motor siezed due to a situation out of our control. playin in mud hooked on lip of a pit and it pulled us right in flooding everything inside and drownding the god damn motor, took two bigger trucks to get us out, lucky our air bags didn't come out, but i sure got the neck pain and headaches from it. damn lowest price found so far for engine is 3thou for a damn rebuild. hopefully can find somethin lower, alls i know is gonna b a tight christmas with four rug rats glad the two oldest are very understanding and
A Cute Poem For A Cute Girl...unknown
You changed my world with a blink of an eye That is something that I can not deny You put my soul from worst to best That is why I treasure you my dearest Marites You just don't know what you have done for me You even pushed me to the best that I can be You really are an angel sent from above To take care of me and shower with love When I'm with you I will not cry even a single a tear And your touch have chased away all of my fear You have given me a life that I could live worthwhile It is even better everytime you smile It so magical those things you've made To bring back my faith that almost fade Now my life is a dream come true It all began when I was loved by you Now I have found what I am looking for It's you and your love and nothing more Co'z you have given me this feeling of contentment In my life something I've never felt I wish I could talk 'til the end of day But now I'm running out of things to say So I'll end by the line you already know "I
First Contest!!!
This is my 1st contest!!!! It is unlimited comments!!! so Plz go vote!!!! It is for sexiest pose!!!! Love Ya Much ;)
Touch Control
I tapped the switch to shut off the thing vibrating between my legs, took a sighing breath, and forced my eyes open. I looked out the bus window; we were still stuck in traffic part way across the bridge, still forty minutes or so to go until we got to my office. I could feel Roger's head on my shoulder, feel him breathing slowly, asleep. I closed my eyes as a shiver went through me. How long had I gone? Half an hour at least, countless orgasms. When he'd gotten on the bus he'd found the wire coming out of my slacks; I told him I thought he was telecommuting today and I didn't want to be bored on the bus. He gave me his wonderful laugh, and when I started the vibrator, he pressed a hand on me gently and used the other to gently squeeze one of my breasts, something he knows I love. I let go to the ecstasy, to his touch... It started months ago. What with the disagreements with my overseas relatives on their attempts at forcing me into a relationship, and brea
Just Random Brattyness
I'm going through my friends list and removing friends that I've not seen on my page in a long while. I take notice who does and does not come by. So if you're just on my friends page for the points - you're being yanked off. Sorry. As much of a point whore as I am.. I don't need empty friends that don't even stop by my page. That don't comment. That don't do shit. Starting number - 789. We'll see how many are being yanked off.
The Things You Should Know
Amanda Lynn Hughson born on the 25th of March 1985. I share my birthday with Elton John and Lark Vorhees(Lisa on Saved By The Bell). Neon yellow is my favorite color I've dyed my hair close to a thousand times I've never broken a bone but I dislocated my knee once I live for Metal Mania on Vh1 Classic Guns N Roses is my all time favorite band Duff McKagan makes me hot I love gay boys/boy touching I'm a sucker for a chick flick I long for the 80s 80s hair metal makes me smile I still dig Hanson I love music, it doesn't matter what it is Indie flicks are the best I hate being lied to I love my friends Going to Denny's in the middle of the night with your friends is the best I'm addicted to Myspace I adore Nikki Sixx Axl Rose intrigues me I can't stand Avril Lavgine's personality, but I love her music I think Christina Aguielara is brilliant, plus she's hot I love to dye my hair I like to get coffee but I wait until
Right away when he walked in I could tell he was nerves so I asked him to mix us a drink. After chit-chat, and several drinks later; it was time for the kid gloves to come off. A small gesture of bumping into someone can be the opening for a lot of things....(smiling). A quick turn while moving the breast close enough to tease, does wonders. From there a very soft whisper makes him get close into you and before you know it your lips are feeling the smoothness of each others (for lack of a better word) alpha for the first time. Then, a roaming of the hands lets the other one know it's ok to touch and your off to a wonderful, investigating touch and experimenting session. This one became different, he laid on the bed with his clothes on, waiting for me to lay in his arms. After a very nice, long, sometimes heavy, sometimes soft kissing session and some more whispering about things to come; my clothes came off, and his half way did. He wanted to please me first. He when down on me a
Me Thinks!!!
One Of My Published Poems
this one is about my dad that passed away jan 2, 2002 Bubba's Little Girl If I had to do life over I would have chosen you to be my dad once more Even if it meant losing you It was worth all the tears in the world that I have cried You were my sunshine, when the skies were grey I loved and honored you You always took my tears away I was happy to be with you, proud to be your little girl Sometimes we would argue but to me you meant the world Your love was always pure, you treated me as your own Your time seemed all too short I feel alone What can I take from this, my heart's completely crushed But nothing loved is ever lost And you were always loved so much
You know, I think I'm going to redefine the line between friends and coworkers. I was at work and during lunch my coworkers and I played a game of tackle football (I work outside all day in jeans and a t-shirt). To play I took my hat off so as not to lose it. Upon taking my hat off one of my coworkers said "Wow, I always wondered what you looked like without your hat on" (why anyone wonders what I look like hatless is beyond me, but...). When I got home I changed clothes (after a shower), and headed out to meet some friends for a night of pool and poker. This particular night I chose to wear a hat (rather rare). One of my friends said "It's weird seeing you with a hat on". So, either I just plain look weird (it could happen), or it is time to redefine what the difference between friends and coworkers really are. I'll opt for the latter: Friends are people who think you look funny with a hat on, whereas coworkers think you look funny without a hat on. Also, I've noticed so
Christmas Magic
As long as there is stardust As long as we are friends As long as there are dreamers The Magic Never Ends. ~~ D Morgan ~~
Verdanna's Diary - Part 1
I did it and no one believed that I could. One entire year of no sex. No masturbation. No hydro-sex. No men and no women. I don't know if I would have auditioned for this reality show if I'd known how hard it was going to be to deny myself of all sexual pleasure for an entire year. But I did it. I thought that after the first month or so it would get easier. And the first month was the hardest. I tell ya, if that damn camera hadn't followed me everywhere - and I do mean everywhere, including the bathroom, the shower, and to bed! - I'd have been jilling off all over the place. But I couldn't. The cameras were everywhere I was. And of course, everyone wanted to see what was going on and how I was doing. None of my friends believed I was going to make it. Jill teased me for weeks about the little white jacket she had waiting for me in the nice padded room she'd reserved in my name! Bitch! I knew she was really just missing my tongue! And boy is she going to get it now!
Just Some Thoughts
you know i was sitting here on my computer,well not on at it,and you know cherrytap is so cool,there is something going on all the time,not like my space,which is dead most of the time..i have met some really great people here,and some that like to talk crap,but its all good.i live on the coast,and there isnt much going on here,this time of year,its pretty dead,so what would i do without with out my cherrytap,and to all my friends, fans,and family who read this,i love you all,and i hope we can remain friends for along time to come...brenda xoxoxo
Fun In The Sun...
A hot afternoon and we're baking in the sun, you reach for my hand and we run to the ocean to cool off; we begin to play, splashing, laughing and enjoying each other. You pull me to you, looking into my eyes we kiss. You reach down, grab my ass, and pulling me to you; I can feel you getting harder. You slide your hand inside the bottom of my suit, running it over my ass, applying a little squeeze,then around to my pussy. Breaking our kiss to pull me tighter, as your fingers find my clit. You look around to seeing people walking and playing on the beach, and feel the excitement of doing something taboo, as the waves sway us back and forth. You whisper into my ear, " I want you now", and I reach for your cock, as you slip my suit down. I help guide you into me feeling a delight as a mixture of salt water, my wetness greets the ridges and creases of your cock as you inter me. We sway with the waves as our rhythm increase. You stop and turn me around so my back is too you, as you slide you
Life Sucks
without my boy it really does. I haven't seen him sence march and My vindictive ex is being a witch and won't let me see him. I mean I am paying child support and shit. So why can't I see him
Dumb People
“Dumb People - The Saga Continues” A car in St. Louis hit a bus carrying five passengers, but by the time police arrived on the scene, fourteen pedestrians had boarded the bus and had begun to complain of whiplash injuries and back pain. When two service station attendants in Ionia, Michigan, refused to hand over the cash to an intoxicated robber, the man threatened to call the police. They still refused, so the robber called the police and was arrested. A Los Angeles man who later said he was "tired of walking," stole a steam roller and led police on a 5 mph chase until an officer stepped aboard and brought the vehicle to a stop.
“Bitches” (Feat. Old' Dirty Bastard) Bitches! Ha Ha Ha! Bitches, Ha! Bitches... [Old Dirty Bastard] BITCH, at any moment, that's what I'll do (You fucking bitches) I'll do it to you And a few of your crew At any moment (Yeah), that's what I'll do (ICP, ODB) I'll do it to you And a few of your crew (Bitcheeessss!) [1st Verse - Violent J] BITCH! WHAT THE FUCK?! What are you trying to do to me? You wasn't true to me When I was locked up you fucked something like 35 guys (Rrrghh!) But I let that slide 'Cuz your ass is big, and your titties is fat I wanted to FUCK THAT But FUCK THAT I never gave a FUCK THAT, you put me through the courts (AND?) And gave me genital warts Now I stack my .9, I'm goin' for the knees I’m a blow 'em out and give your neck a squeeze (Aggghhh! Whoo!)As you're standing there, I’m a be like BITCH! (Ha ha!)You know you done fucked up, right? [Chorus- Violent J] Girl you know I love you, but now you gotta die (Now you gotta di
“pass Me By”
“Pass Me By” "Does this excite you? Think about it! Does it not stagger the Imagination? No builder on earth can conceive any structure to Compare to the mansions above. Won't that be something when you go? To live in your own mansion? There'll be no concern about paying for it, it's already taken care of. There'll be no worry about veing moved out of it. It will be yours forever." [Shaggy 2 Dope] I got shot, ah! the murder was heinous The bullet went in my eyeball and out my anus And I was hit, that was it, on the spot Flash, I woke up in a parking lot And I'm sittin in a '64 Reinkeys With Shaggy Dope written on the car keys I look around I can't believe that it's possible I'm dead, and I made it to the carnival I walk in; it's everything I dreamed of Everybody and they momma got clown love Japanese, Lebanese, and Chinese, Portuguese, and southwest ghetto g's. (woowoo) Hangin' out with redneck truck drivers Instead of always givin' each
The First Line Is From "grand Theft Auto 4"
Lock up your daughters, and shoot your sons The new revulsion has begun Pimp the children and give them guns Indoctrinate how the whorehouse is run You teach but you don’t understand Wash their minds with dirty hands The pixilated tongue of sedations seduction Licks at them through their flickering screens Still moldable, so impressionable, You’re supposed to protect them from innocence thieves Are you a human parenting? Or are you just a fucking bank machine? Typically parenting is NOT giving kids everything they think they need Tweens goose-stepping in high-heeled boots That reach just below the knee Reduce the girls to jail bait Before they’re even 13 You don’t get why we hold our breath You can’t see the fucking tragedy You think she’ll be safe, But the truth is, You’re scared to walk down these streets Being safe isn’t something that just happens, it’s something you have to teach And the only thing you’re teaching now, is how to sell her own ass, str
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Eva met someone who made u go or someone who has just surprised and amazed you with their generosity?? Well now its time to give back to that special cherry fren who's always been there for you and helped you out in anyway he/she can!!!! NOMINATE THAT SPECIAL OF A CHERRY FREND!!!! CONTEST IS NOW OPEN!!!!!!!! ♥
Be Thankful
well ya'all its late but i do need to wright. There is so much going on in life these days its so hard to know what is right or what is wrong. You see, I love Rick so much and I think about him all the time, but I know there are people out there who don't have what I have and I hope that the god and goddess will one day give it to them. Remember the walking path of life? We all take it, everyday. As I lay here I wonder or even ponder, am I on that right path, well yes I am. the Gods and Goddess gave me a test, testing me which I dislike with a passion. I have chossen to walk the path they set in front of me with my head up Hi. I love a man whom loves me, I have marrried this man and I will spend the rest of my life with him, I once was confused, now I know that I should not be and will not be when it comes to him. You see I had given up along time ago, and I was not looking for anyone, or even love at the time I found him, so my advice is, stop looking and it will co
Jimi-nuff Said
Just Shit!
first blog....hmmmmmm. I would rather eat pussy then have sex! I love to eat pussy. I work too fucking much! The girl I love hates me. I have multiple online accounts..... Myspace MSN Spaces
When Will I Learn?
Lets see... what is today? the 28th, right? Yeah, its the 28th. Well yesterday [the 27th for those who aren't familiar with your numbers] at precisely 8:05 AM right before school actually starts i got a note... Some of you know who the guy is, and some of you do not... but Aaron Noland was the cause of it. I got upset/pissed punched my locker twice and sprained my pinky finger. and from then on i cried every time i saw him Now today for the 28th [the day after yesterday for those who don't know your calender] i got utterly pissed.. once more.. and punched the lunch table. with the side of my fist...the side tat had the sprained finger.. So now i have a sprained finger and a bruised wrist bone. If i don't learn from all that.. i don't know what i'll learn from. when will i learn that one boy isn't that much trouble? when will i learn that hurting myself isn't good? when will i learn to stop cutting? when will i learn...
so this week has been interesting. i've been texting wit someone who is dear to me and that COMPLETELY made my day. plus his messages make me laugh (we've been playing phone tag and pretty soon/whenever i feel like not being lazy and calling bak, he'll be "it"). i dont feel lonely! so far, my day was good. an ex was talkin to me today online. got over it. my bro/ex at school kept punchin me today. sadly i'm too weak to actually hurt him...but one day, one day i'll get him back! o, just for laughs, here's the recent funny quotes i've written down in certain classes: music (singing "it's all for the best" from godspell i think): forrest [closing up a waterbottle and putting it down after the girls have sung their part]: step aside ladies and gentlemen, it's MAN-time! [everyone laughs for 10 minutes and it could be the musical class slogan] calculus: emily: hey lissa, there's a ladybug on your shoulder lissa: can you get it off?...please?? robby [sarcastically]
Snippets Of Conversation.
ZenCynic: Don't even get me started. ZenCynic: k? k. ZenCynic: Life is balanced right now, and I'm not trying to rock the boat by thinking. dosekete: K. dosekete: I see. ZenCynic: =) dosekete: Although, if you don't pardon my saying, if you rock the boat by even THINKING, that's not true balance, n'est-ce pas? ZenCynic: I'm not considering making a fucking Monet on the wall out of my brains anymore. Balanced enough for me.
Good Morning!
i changed the name of this blog and deleted my other i just got ready for u think i should take new pix and upload them b4 i gotta go??
Drawing Energy
Psychic energy is a strengthening, encouraging energy that exists in nature. You will need psychic energy to use psychic abilities. Energy comes from many sources, including the sun, moon, earth, nature, water, wind, storms, fire, emotions, and movement. People carry energy with them at all times. However, this energy can become drained as you use your abilities. Because of this, having other energy sources to draw from can help you avoid getting too tired. Choose a Source Choose an energy source you enjoy to draw energy from. Feel energy from that source flowing into you. You can picture it as a garden hose pouring energy into you, or as a waterfall all around you. You might picture it as light surrounding and filling you, or a fire warming you. The energy surrounds and fills you, raising your energy to a much stronger level. As you feel the energy flow through you, relax and focus on staying balanced. Don’t hold the energy in; let it flow through. Bottling it up will stop the
Creating Psiballs
Psiballs are balls of psychic energy. They can be any size, density, shape, texture, etc. They can be used to carry information, investigate an area, heal, warm, or cool an area, or simply to play with and to practice energy control. Shaping Energy Draw energy and direct it outward through your hands. Cup your hands as if you were holding a baseball or a ball of cookie dough, with one hand below it and one above it. Picture the energy flowing from your body, through your arms, and out through your hands. Feel the energy swirling and building up between your hands. Make the energy into a ball between your hands, making it denser as you add energy. It doesn't matter whether your eyes are open or closed - do whichever is comfortable for you. Let yourself feel the energy between your hands. Notice any push or pull between your hands, any difference in heat, changing density of the air, sparks of light, waviness of the background behind the energy ball, or anything else that chang
Hello All
hi all,,, im just writing to say im a male 36 from winnipeg canada,, i like to write poems and watch movies,,, (horror is my favorite) i love to meet new people and im looking for mrs right,.,. i might post some peoms in here if you are a poem type please read and let me know..
Sexiest Smile Contest!
Hey all my wonderful CherryTap peeps! I've entered my first contest on CT. PLZ rate my pic and vote me the sexiest smile! Here's the link!!! You know you want to and I would appreciate it! Thankz! *Hugz*
How Evil I Am
You Are Scary You even scare scary people sometimes! How Scary Are You?
I Act Like A Little Kid =x [commentz Please]
i do color in coloring books i do stomp my feet when i'm mad i do ask "Are we there yet?" i really think taking a nap should be a class i look forward to reading the cereal box i still love going to the circus & the zoo i find time to swing on the swings at the park i love getting pushed on swings i still love playing with Pla-Doh i still love disney movies i love playing manhunt when its to dark to see i love being a kid. Nd what?
A Burning Touch Of Love
A Burning Touch Of Love My love, Are you still mine? Cause there many… Fantasies thoughts Going through my head, As all I do is think of you… As I`ve hungered, For your loving burning touch, As I need your love so badly, Now till the end of time, I am waiting for you with open arms To embrace you with wings of love, To hold you deep within my soul, To kiss you without control. Just being near you, And be able to behold your touch, Takes me to another dimension, But, time just moving so slowly, To feel the heat of your passions. I do want you to know… I will always love you, That you are all I have ever long for, And crave, and yearn… That you are the ANGEL of my dreams, The one I have search all my life, That every day, more and more, I`m falling deeply in love with you!
Erotic Story
Erotic story First Lesson from My Uncle Hi friends of bogelindah yahoogroup, I'm Sumitha. Now 26 years. I think I'm good looking. 36 32 38. We live in an old house. My Mama (uncle) visits my house occasionally. He live with his parents and a daughter of 9 years. He is 42 years old. His wife died of long illness. So he visits our family to get some relief from his loneliness. One Saturday he came to our house and spent night there. That day by some reason I felt more tired and go to bed early. At night about 10, I woke for going to urinal. When I came outside room I noticed that there was light in mama's room. His room was next to mine. I think that he may forget to switch off. I came down to bath room because we have only a common bath room that is in the ground floor. My parents are sleeping in the ground floor bedroom. I returned to upstairs after going to bath room. The light is on in Mama's room. The peeping mentality of mine grown up after seeing my parents fuck. (I'
I May Already Have This
[] I want your number [] Pretty/Cute [] Hottie [] Sexy [] Gorgeous [] Amazingly Beautiful [] I'd take you home in a second [] I'd make out with you right now [] I'd Hit it [] No, I dont like you like that [] I love you [] Wanna hook up? Dear _________, I ____ you. You have a nice ______. You make me _______. You should _______. Someday I will ______. You + me = ________. If I saw you now I'd __________. I want to ________ you. I would build a _______ just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be _________. We could __________ under the stars. Love, _______________ (P.S. ______________.) Would you kiss me? [] Hell Yea [] Yes [] No [] Maybe [] already did Am I attractive? [] Heck no [] hot as Hell [] Fine [] Cute [] Okay I think ur pretty [] Sexy [] Ugly! Name one thing you would like to do to me... [] ________________________ I look like.. [] A player [] One time thing [] Next bf/gf If you saw me for t
well this is new. guess ill check it out and see what it is all about. cherry's huh hmmmm that is funny
Stress Has Taken Me Over
Well peeps im officially stressed out to the max. I blew my top today. I went in to see that surgeon(what a joke he was) and he told me that surgery wouldnt help the deformity in my neck after another doctor told me it would. So now im stuck living in pain and you know what.. IT FUCKING SUCKS ASS. I am stressed out to the max on legal matters and i swear to the gods if i ever get divorced again im joining a convent. Less trouble that way.. i wish id have listened to my mom years ago and never married the SOB that i first married. Now im stuck fighting the sick abusive basterd in court. ANd he always wins becasue he has money to pay for an attorney and I dont. Because he is 34 yrs old and still lives with his momma. HOW PATHETIC IS THAT? Someone give me a gun so i can put myself out of my misery.
How Evil Are You
You Are 64% Evil You are very evil. And you're too evil to care. Those who love you probably also fear you. A lot. How Evil Are You?
yes can you believe it i'm engaged and i'm going to be going to school in florida :) oh ya go me :) i love it down here though it's soo beautiful
White Chip And Macadamia Nut Coffeecake
Ingredients: * CRUMB TOPPING(recipe follows) * 6 tablespoons butter or margarine, softened * 3/4 cup granulated sugar * 3/4 cup packed light brown sugar * 2 cups all-purpose flour * 2 teaspoons baking powder * 1/2 teaspoon ground cinnamon * 1-1/4 cups milk * 1 egg * 1 teaspoon vanilla extract * WHITE DRIZZLE(recipe follows) Directions: 1. Heat oven to 350 F. Grease and flour 13x9x2-inch baking pan. Prepare CRUMB TOPPING; set aside. 2. Beat butter, granulated sugar and brown sugar until well blended. Stir together flour, baking powder and cinnamon; beat into butter mixture. Gradually add milk, egg and vanilla, beating until thoroughly blended. Pour 1/2 batter into prepared pan; top with 1/2 CRUMB TOPPING. Gently spread remaining batter over topping. Sprinkle remaining topping over batter. 3. Bake 30 to 35 minutes or until wooden pick inserted into center comes out clean. Cool completely. 4. Prepare WHITE DRIZZLE; driz
Yule Songs
OH, COME, ALL YE FAITHFUL! Oh, come all ye faithful Gather round the Yule Fire Oh, come ye, oh, come ye, To call the Sun! Fires within us Call the Fire above us O, come, let us invoke Him! O, come, let us invoke Him! O, come, let us invoke Him! Our Lord, the Sun! Yea, Lord, we greet Thee! Born again at Yuletide! Yule fires and candle flames Are lighted for You! Come to thy children Calling for thy blessing! O, come let us invoke Him (x3) Our Lord, the Sun! SILENT NIGHT Silent night, Solstice Night All is calm, all is bright Nature slumbers in forest and glen Till in Springtime She wakens again Sleeping spirits grow strong! Sleeping spirits grow strong! Silent night, Solstice night Silver moon shining bright Snowfall blankets the slumbering Earth Yule fires welcome the Sun's rebirth Hark, the Light is reborn! Hark, the Light is rebo
Drawing Down The Moon
When you draw down the moon, you are essentially taking the Goddess into your own body and spirit. You may feel like you are in a trance,or you may feel like you can conquer the world through her energies, everyone is different. She will give you the feeling she feels suits you! But one thing that I am sure of, you will walk away with more wisdom than you had before. To draw down the moon go outside underneath the full moon. Standing in the Goddess' position which is this; Have your arms outstretched towards the moon in a "V" shape. Have your legs spread out about shoulder width. This position will let you receive all the energies from the moon and the Earth through your palms and your feet. If feasible you can be skyclad (nude), if not barefoot will be just fine. Stand in all of the goddess' glory and say the invocation below: Bewitching goddess of the crossroads Whose secrets are kept in the night, You are half remembered, half forgotten And are found in the shadows of
Your Biggest Regret
What do I mean to you? Am I something? Or am I nothing? Darling I feel torn You destroyed my beauty I never was beautiful to you I whispered softly Nothing says I love you Like black and blue Add some more black The color of your heart Do you lust me or do you love me? I'm just a toy to you easily broken Love should not equal misery I feel like a butterfly The caged one though Awaiting to fall and die Time continues to tick away What do I mean to you? I know I know absolutely nothing Sorry for failing you darling With hate Your biggest regret
Friends List!!
To My Family, Friends,fans And Everyone!!
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What Makes A Friend?
A friend What makes a friend? A friend Is someone that everyone needs A friend Is that special one A friend Is someone you tell EVERYTHING A friend Is someone you never lie to A friend Can be a boy or a girl A friend Is someone that is always their A friend Will always listen to you A friend Always has input to give A friend Will never leave you in the dust A friend Will help you through the thick and the thin A friend Will always stand by your side A friend Will never let you down A friend Is someone everyone needs What would you do if you didnt have a friend?
On Cam Now!!!!!
I got a new dog. More to come on the matter soon.
I don't ever want to say goodbye But I know that what I live is a lie I know what I feel for him And I tell him every chance I get Those feelings change I will never let But I feel that what I feel He does not feel back So I feel the need to confront him But courage I lack The risk of losing him is scary I can't eat or sleep I'm weary So now I don't know if his feelings for me are the same I'm so dumb stupid and fucking lame I feel ignorant Ignorant as a little kid with their first stencil crayons and glue So Pen and Paper What the hell should I do? I wish I could just set my mind free See I told you You already forgot me Maybe my feelings are stupid and I'm having a bad day OR Maybe my feelings are stupid and I'm having a bad life And maybe I should just end it with this sparkly knife
Whats In A Word
Mean what you say and say what you mean! I hate it when someone tells me something and really doesn't mean a damn thing he/she is saying. They are only words, and I am so tired of the lip action. Why cant he/she just say what they are just feeling. I am an adult and can handle someone being straight with me. Yeah, it might hurt a lil but hell if it didn't then I wouldn't be human. I do get over things and move on. Like Sam in the movie I am Sam, "WORDS, WORDS, WORDS, I need more than Words". Actions speak much louder than any word might say. If you say you are going to do something then dammit do it. Because if you ask me to do something with in reason, you can bet your ass it will get done. So, if your gonna talk to me make sure your actions and words match, because I will be watching. Be true to yourself and then be honest with family and friends. And if you dint know how to be honest and truthful will I'm sure you know how to use a dictionary, may I suggest using it. I'm really not
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Bad Santa #2
Poem - Wounds & Pain
Funny how it is that time heals the wounds & pain of a lost love... yet it only takes ONE picture or a few words... to renew ALL those deep loving feelings. Is it Only because I am a fool with "rose colored" glasses choosing to see our love with a filter, that screens out the bad? Did I love him... yes. Do I love him now... yes. Will this love die... no, never. Was it ever Real, a love shared by us both... yes. When did it change... no one can tell for sure, but it did. Do I believe I still love him... yes. Does he still love me... yes. Did he ever love you in the way you Should be loved? He loved me the best he knew how to love another. As for me, I felt a deeper love for him then any I have known. Sandy Schultz COPYRIGHT Nov 26, 2006 A friend writes in her journal... How can your heart go one way, when your mind pulls the heart another? How can these two, be part of the same person ? It does get easier with time, to be further from this l
Possible Peace???
So you wont believe what happened today, I spoke to my ex we actually had a conversation. Surprised? I know i am, I never once thought i'd have a conversation with her ever again, Let alone an adult conversation that was more pleasent that i currenly had thought possible. We've called a peace between her and i, A war that finally comes to an end after so much fighting. Now if only my brothers and sisters in arms can all return home and we can have some real peace. I think that would be much better! indeed much better. I can breath a colective sigh for this one. Now to see her little friends taking leave of my area and i will be a happy puppy. Well thats it for now. I'll post something more tomorrow. Later Gators.
For Those About To...
ok boys n girls its time to introduce u all to some very good friends of mine, they're all top blokes and they hail from the exotic town of nottingham in the uk they are a kick ass rock band called the plastix. so give it up for gee, stu and kirk go visit them at: the site is still under constuction but it has some songs on there more coming soon, also u can catch them at the vic pub in coalville in leicester on the 14th of dec and also they will be playing at next years bloodstock festival in derbyshire, plus watch out for more uk and european tour dates as they are booked, these guys have just been signed and are gonna be huge i have heard their new cd (months before release) and it rocks vist if u dare thats all for now love and respect tom
Missing You
I STILL MISS YOU. I still find myself waiting for you to walk through the door. I long for that shit eating grin you give when your busted! And you know it , and yet you still refuse to give a damn. I miss the sound of your laughter as you throw me over your shoulder and tell me I'm a lightweight. I miss jumping on the bikes in the dead of the night cause you got a wild hair up your ass. Searching for the tallest cliff you can find to see if I have the balls to jump in after you. Funny how height perspective would change for you the more you had to drink. I used to wonder if the impact alone would snap my neck. I miss following behind you wondering if we would make it through one more curve with you streaking ahead of me like a demon. Did I ever tell you I only kept up so if anything were to happen to you I would be there for you? God looking back there were soo many places, things and ways, I would follow in your wake just to be there if something were to go wrong. BUT NOTHING COULD
Private Messages
Was just sitting here thinking ( as I am sending some private emails )how many people are actually sending emails all over this place??? Think about the 50 zillion comments ya see each day and then mulitply that by 200 for how many emails people are sending each other!!! Must have some great computers for servers here... Speaking of servers -- where are my Cherry Babes when I need one!!!!!!!!!! :) I love a woman to serve me.... Filet of Breast Cherry Pie :)
Foreplay Tips And Techniques
Foreplay is a fundamental part of the whole lovemaking experience. Most men and women experienced in sex will agree that the best sexual encounters should include long and sensual foreplay. A more attentive form of foreplay will bring increased pleasure to both partners, and make any sexual experience more satisfying. Both partners need a little extra spice to get fully aroused and achieve maximum pleasure. The man may need to prolong foreplay to get an erection and the women will usually need the same to become properly lubricated. There is no such thing as spending too much time on foreplay. The trick is to start intercourse when both partners are fully aroused and having a hard time controlling their desires from foreplay. Foreplay includes a range of activities such as undressing, kissing, petting, and oral sex; but you can add your own thoughts to the list. Sensitive foreplay is so important to good sex because it will help both partners enjoy sexual intercourse more,
Lyrics To Nymphetamine By Cradle Of Filth
Nymphetamine Lead to the river Midsummer, I waved A 'V' of black swans On with hope to the grave All through Red September With skies fire-paved I begged you appear Like a thorn for the holy ones Cold was my soul Untold was the pain I faced when you left me A rose in the rain So I swore to thy razor That never, enchained Would your dark nails of faith Be pushed through my veins again Bared on your tomb I am a prayer for your loneliness And would you ever soon Come above unto me? For once upon a time From the binds of your lowliness I could always find The right slot for your sacred key Six feet deep is the incision In my heart, that barless prison Discolours all with tunnel vision Sunsetter Nymphetamine Sick and weak from my condition This lust, a vampyric addiction To her alone in full submission None better Nymphetamine Nymphetamine, nymphetamine Nymphetamine girl Nymphetamine, nymphetamine My nymphetamine girl Wracked with your
Lol Whatever
rebekah will go to jail for ... Wearing your pants at groin level with no underwear 'What sexual activity will you go to jail for?' at
Lookin' For A-lickin'
Since I'm 100% hetero, this is aimed solely at the ladies, primarily on the Westside (The closer, the better) but I'm (Finally) actively seeking mature, articulate &, most importantly, Tasty, women. Ones who are also actively seeking mature partners for interesting & discreet, mutually satisfying good times. I don't do strangers & I'm d&d free & consider myself completely uninhibited & willing to go where no one (like me) has gone before so hit me up & let's kick it, we can always work on the actual 'fit' later, if we're Both comfortable with each others wants & needs! Think about it & lemme know whatcha think cuz Your opinion Does matter!
Martha Graham
You are unique, and if that is not fulfilled, then something has been lost. -- Martha Graham
Give It Up (ft. Keisha Cole)- Sean Paul
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we got 60 cm of snow here all i can do is rate pics
American Soldiers - Written By:tabatha 'sweet_babygirl' Rex
American Soldiers The year was 1969 when 60,000 Americans stood and said I am a American Soldier, I will give my life to save a life For this is my job I wll not fear my enemy for he will not fear me If I should die,my job shall be complete Now I move on to heaven to become a soldier of god For he will take me in to help keep the peace in all of heaven 36 years later, soldiers are still pows and MIA But we remember them to this day They gave their life so we could be free 34 years after the Vietnam war 1500 americans gave thier life so we could remain free Each one stood and said I will give my life to save a life For this is my job I wll not fear my enemy for he will not fear me If I should die,my job shall be complete Now I move on to heaven to become a soldier of god For he will take me in to help keep the peace in all of heaven Each American who gave their life will never be forgotten 200,000 Marines Soldiers, Air Men, and sailors we're deployed to Afgh
Go Nascar!!!!
My Drivers - all of them
Rehabilitate Not Incarcerate
WASHINGTON (Reuters) - Tough sentencing laws, record numbers of drug offenders and high crime rates have contributed to the United States having the largest prison population and the highest rate of incarceration in the world, according to criminal justice experts. A U.S. Justice Department report released on November 30 showed that a record 7 million people -- or one in every 32 American adults -- were behind bars, on probation or on parole at the end of last year. Of the total, 2.2 million were in prison or jail. According to the International Center for Prison Studies at King's College in London, more people are behind bars in the United States than in any other country. China ranks second with 1.5 million prisoners, followed by Russia with 870,000. The U.S. incarceration rate of 737 per 100,000 people in the highest, followed by 611 in Russia and 547 for St. Kitts and Nevis. In contrast, the incarceration rates in many Western industrial nations range around 100 per 100,
My Interesting Life!
A quick greeting to all! I thought I'd have time to blog this morning, but things do change quickly around me these days. I'm an acupuncturist. Love it! I am an empath; I tend to take on the pain of others very easily. I have a pretty compassionate nature, lol. I have chosen to take on quite a task. I am treating women with breast cancer who are only utilizing natural medicine to resolve it. This particular treatment is very, very painful for someone with advanced cancer! I have become their pain relief lifeline! I hope I have not taken on more than I can handle! It's Sunday morning and I'm going off to my office to treat a lovely woman in excruciating pain = my treatments help, but only for about 24 hour periods. Anyone who is energetically capable of sending me some energy, I'd appreciate a boost about 10 am CST! I'd really like to see how long I can relieve her pain with energywork plus acupuncture. Don't worry if you can't, it was just a thought! Talk to everyone later. Wi
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im cold just wanted to share :P ♥
Always believe in MIRACLES!! Three years ago, a little boy and his grandmother came to see Santa at Mayfair Mall in Wisconsin. The child climbed up on his lap, holding a picture of a little girl. "Who is this?" asked Santa, smiling. "Your friend? Your sister?" "Yes, Santa," he replied. "My sister, Sarah, who is very sick," he said sadly. Santa glanced over at the grandmother who was waiting nearby, and saw her dabbing her eyes with a tissue. "She wanted to come with me to see you, oh, so very much, Santa!" the child exclaimed. "She misses you," he added softly. Santa tried to be cheerful and encouraged a smile to the boy's face, asking him what he wanted Santa to bring him for Christmas. When they finished their visit, the Grandmother came over to help the child off his
Another Year
ANOTHER YEAR Another year is winding down and I sit back and reflect of the year gone by. Did I do my best to help others along their way? Did I even try? Was I so concernened about my load they escaped my eye? As I look back to the year that's past, how it's went by so fast. Did I take time to count my blessings? Was I so busy counting sorrows? Not living today but for my tomorrows? So, I start my New Years resolution today. No longer am I an actor alone in a play. Everyone I meet from now on, plays a part.What better time then now to start! Today, I count the minutes in each hour. Knowing that after the snow of winter will soon bring springs flower. I'll no longer grumble about the freezing cold, nor, will I complain in the summer of feeling old. Today I begin my new year, and every day I arise from my bed. I'll give thanks to what lies ahead. No looking back and wishing instead. Today, I'll give thanks for the colors of the sunr
Nitey Nite...
I'm heading off to bed. If anyone has a free minute, stop by this Snexy Snexy Snexy Young Lady's page...Rate her profile & Pics & Say HI! She spent a great amount of time today/tonight helping me and a friend get to the next level! CherryPye@ CherryTAP
My Bands Music
pretty much just posting this so i don't lose the html code to imbed the player; have fun listening if u want though. It's me on guitar and vocals, my friend Sam on bass and backup vocals. Both these recordings are live with no editing. Add a myspace jukebox to your profile.
Guys Guys in highschool are so stupid When in relationships they don't know what to do When they like you they are afraid to show their emotions They think they know everything but in reality they really don't To find a guy is really tough to find one that is not so rough With all the stuff who knowa what is good Guys are stupid and thats that ***** NOT ALL GUYS ARE STUPID ONLY SOME*******
try making a salutle with no web cam lol
In A Dark And Gloomy Room, The Fortune Teller Was Startled By What She Saw
In a dark and gloomy room, the fortune teller was startled by what she saw In her crystal ball. She looked up at her customer, sitting across the table. "There's no easy way to say this, so I'll just be blunt. Prepare yourself to be a widow. Your husband will die a violent and horrible death this year."Visibly shaken, the woman stared at the psychic's lined face, then at the single flickering candle, then down at her hands. She took a few deep breaths to compose herself. She simply had to know. She met the fortune teller's gaze, steadied her voice, and asked: "Will I get away with it?"
The Firm
My Life, Today
My Life, Today The warmth of a touch, a kiss, a look, the feeling of you inside me, the sun’s caress, the physical jolt of music. Overwhelming beauty: words, lyrics, sentences, irony. The day opening and closing. Everything I know new, intriguing, clean, even when it’s exactly the same as it always is. We listen to The Velvet Underground – Lou Reed, John Cale, Nico, others whose names I can’t remember. I’m always thrilled by sight sound touch, your searching hands on my smooth skin, but no longer is everything weighted by desperate panic, melancholy, nostalgia, moments long since past – things I can no longer have or change. But right here, right now, it is enough, almost way too much at times, and I am in love with it. copyright 2006 Katherine Andrews
Old Harold In The Hospital....
Harold was an old man. He was sick and in the hospital.There was one young nurse that just drove him crazy. Every time she came in, she would talk to him like he was a little child. She would say in a patronizing tone of voice, "And how are we doing this morning", or "Are we ready for a bath", or "Are we hungry?" Old Harold had had enough of this particular nurse. One day, at breakfast, Old Harold took the apple juice off the tray and put it in his bed side stand. Next, he was given a urine bottle to fill for testing. So you know where the juice went! The nurse came in a little later, picked up the urine bottle and looked at it. "My, it seems we are a little cloudy today" At this, Old Harold snatched the bottle out of her hand,popped off the top, and drank it down, saying, "Well, I'll run it through again. Maybe I can filter it better this time. "The nurse fainted! Old Harold just smiled! DON'T MESS WITH OLD PEOPLE!!!!
Support Our Troops During the holiday season, I hope everyone will keep our troops who are deployed and their families in your thoughts and prayers. I know that the war in Iraq is an extremely controversial topic these days, but whether you support the war or not, our soldiers deserve our respect and our support. Unfortunately, because of the war controversy and many peoples dislike of the situation in Iraq, this contempt gets placed on our troops and they are coming home to a country that no longer shows support and thanks to them for the service they provide. We take many things for granted in this country, including our freedom, which we would not have if it was not for our fathers and grandfathers, etc., and which we won't have in the future if it wasn't for those who selflessly volunteer to serve their country. Please remember that it is the people that we elect (which I hope EVERYONE voted) who decide for these men and women
Simple Twisted Faith
Worry Regret Uneasy Upset It is SO much easier To just not care Find what bothers you And make it not there Stand strong In your mind On your feet The only way past it Is to just not Believe It cannot hurt you Unless allowed to touch If it never gets to you No pain of such You can survive And get past it with grace My life is my world My own special place
Best Friend Contest !
Hello Cherry Tappers, I want to host two contests. One for the ladies and the other for the guys. "True Friends Contest" Contest will open Wed. Dec. 13 @ 12 noon and run until Wed. Dec. 20 @ 12 noon. Rating goes by total number, not percentage. A 1 is the same as a 10. Comments are part of the total score so bomb them all you want. I have been asked severaltimes if you can comment on your own pix. I will allow that. Example: If comments = 1000 and rates = 150 then your total score equals 1150. So if you or a friend fits the bill, contact me via private message. Please send me a link to the pic you want used or a link to their page and I'll rip the pic... If there are enough contestants there will be 1st, 2nd and 3rd place awards. Thanking you all in advance... Buster
I'm getting new glasses today weeee! my old pair died and i couldn't find any other frames like them, but i found two new pairs. i hads to go to the eye doctor today to make sure the new contacts she gave me were good and so i paid for my frames as well and am picking up one of the pairs today. the other pair i'll have to wait since they only have one lens for it in stock there. I miss wearing glasses. they're fun sometimes. of course i'll mainly wear contacts..mainly... they mostly come out at night..mostly.... errr...i mean...the end.
High On You
Whenever I hear that sweet voice of yours it makes my heart beat Our love is all so new without you im incomplete I love you with all of my heart I know it to be true I hate being apart You are my other half without you I am nothing You always make me laugh making me feel something Something way down deep down inside Whenever your around I start to glide
Teenage Pregnancy
Friend of mine on myspace tends to post about topics in his blog and ask for feedback. Here were some of my thoughts on teenage pregnancy. By the way, there are a few people on my friends list who are teenage mothers. I apologize if any of this bothers you. I'm not trying to be judgemental in any way. But I DO see it as a problem that teenagers have babies. My apologies if you are in any way upset by this blog. Teenage pregnancy was not part of my life at all as a teenager. It didn't happen to me, my family, or my friends. I didn't know anyone who got pregnant. I did have friends who were having sex, but protection was a matter of course. Personally, I barely fooled around with guys in high school! I didn't have sex until I was 20 and was with someone I truly loved and cared for. Even then I was very careful about birth control. I have NEVER had unprotected sex, ever. I am on the pill, and I use condoms when not in a long-term monogamous relationship. I think that
Need To Ask Everyone A Question.
well if someone came to u and told u that your house was a mess and u were doing drugs and drinking in front of your kids, would u flip out and get mad and starting yelling at this person?
Teenie Tiny Favor go there and please just subscribe to this lounge i am not asking ya to come in and sit there all the time i am jut asking that you subscribe and maybe if you want come in and litend to us one night and maybe chat a little bit thank you bunches CLR
Proof Of Life, Posers, Liars And Fakers Suck.
Proof Of Life! It’s amazing to me how many people have fake pictures and stories on line.. I mean, hell.. What is the point? Why fake it and be something you are not. Why go to the trouble, chaos and conflict. I am writing this because myself and a few friends here and on other sites have run into this stuff. These are nice, caring people, they are on here to pass the time and maybe make someone smile or make someone’s day better, maybe make their own day better knowing they made someone else smile I know at least that’s what I am here for. One of my favorite things here on Cherry Tap is the Salute photo. I am almost to the point that I am not gonna get to deeply involved online with anyone unless they have at least 1 Salute Photo. The Salute photo is not perfect, it’s not the end all be all cure, but hey.. At least the site cares enough to check things and people out on here and make it a better online pub for all of us that do have some fun here. Back to the POSERS
Pimpin Shit
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Contest Rules
Silverstein - Smashed Into Pieces
Christmas Futility
A copy of my Grinchness I passed along this evening. I'd appreciate any input. Something I was thinking about today, but I couldn't put into words until I gave it more thought. Partly, is has to do with my thoughts about Christmas, of which my outlook has been tainted by working in retail for those twelve years. But partly it has to do with the sentiment people feel they need to express around the holidays... That they need to express themselves, some how or in some way, and it has to happen on that certain date. Mostly the byproduct of commercialization and mass advertising budgets, people have been trained to over-indulge each year... To the point that you're almost embarrassed that the decadence won't all fit under the tree. Makes for horrible photos when, years later, nobody can remember a dam thing that sat on that particular tree skirt. I think this is something I've been trying to put into words for years, but I never felt the clarity to understand exactly why. I don'
Fear Of Love
Have you ever loved someone so much that fear takes control of every emotions Fear of loving Fear of losing that feeling of floating on air Fear of one day hearing the words goodbye How can love and fear be twisted in one so that you can't even tell them apart Maybe loving means risking everything for that one person who makes you feel larger then life I feel that with you fear Fear of feelings I promised myself I would not feel again Fear of giving myself to be hurt again Fear of saying goodbye and never loving again Where do I go from here? Do I let my fear of not being enough drive me away? Do I let go now and let fear win? Do I hold on and allow fear to drive you away? Or do I hold on and shut fear out and know that real love will win? Whatever path our love leads us down one thing I know is true Your love had made me realize what it is to love so much that fear takes control Whether that is good or bad remains to be seen Love knows no time no plac
Back To Back Relationship
I figured out a pattern to my relationships! First the love me Then they turn to only lust finally they leave me After they leave me I lust EVERYTHING Then I love someone I think is great And it starts ALL OVER! So.... Love Lust Leave Leave Lust Love A great BIG ENDLESS CIRCLE OF PAIN!!! But I am least I know what to look forward to! LOL!
Trapped inside my own head With nothing but my own fevered dreams to comfort me. I know the pain of the madwoman; She lives inside of me. I've felt the strength of demons And the weakness of self- preservation. And hope. Hope. Hey, parents, do you know where your kids are tonight? Are they locked away inside of themselves? Are their minds slipping away? Mama hen, mama hen . . . The fox has taken your baby again. Precious minds are a shame to waste Memories are forgotten in haste. I am losing all that is me . . . Yet gaining something entirely different. Something that acts like an animal And speaks like God. Comforts me like a best friend And loves me like its child. I am its child. An innocent brat, ready for its teachings. Ready to do what is told to me. Believing all that is said to me. Taking in all. And living off of my fevered dreams.
Fuck The Haters!
How Not To Talk To God
Here is a story I like to tell all the time and I likely tell it better drunk. When I was five years old, my twin brother and I got home from Sunday school and had an idea. We stole a box of matches and headed over to our neighbor's house to make a small fire with some pine straw for kindling. What actually happened, because it was the middle of summer and it was very dry, all three of my neighbor's bushes were almost instantaneously set ablaze which resulted in a panic from our tattle tale sister (she is also stupid but thats a whole bunch of other stories) who was watching across the street. She did what she always does and went to tell our mom what we had done. After about ten minutes, the fire burned itself out and my neighbor finished it off with a garden hose. After the fire was extiguished, my mother, who was partially in shock and very much angry, grabbed me by the scruff of the neck (yeah I was always the easiest to nab) and shook me asking, "What the hell were you to doin
Out On The Town (pics Will Be Posted )
well lets see now that the higher ups have given me my friends back I can go out with my gang and shake my ass wha hoooo On the way out I call CCL and well test him I no I no I should not do this but sometimes a girl just needs to know what the willingness of someone is now don't she anyway on the way to the bar(s) i call him to say hi and (test) him, feeling a bit frisky from all the positive energy everyone is giving off I say ummmmmm baby TALK DIRTY TO ME ( seeing he is so far away and about to be further this is all I can get from him right) anyway NO ONE IS AROUND him except the guy cleaning the carpets and he say NO! ( i am to tired ) I don't want to, not right now !!!! well when then stupid ass so I proceed to tell him i finally figured out that I am not ugly and not unattractive i am NO BEAUTY QUEEN mind you but I am pretty and that out of everyone I choose to engage him and that says something..... what does he do yes yes HE BLOWS ME OFF HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH this is all
Tkd Tournament Results
Things have been a bit hectic lately. My son just competed in his 3rd tournament for Tae Kwon Do (and last week he got his purple belt :-) He placed as follows: 3rd in Weapons (First time competing in this event) 3rd in Breaking ( Yes they use wood boards) 2nd in Forms 2nd in Sparring ( He lost to his good friend) He did great as did everyone!!! I will upload photos and video hopefully by tomorrow!!
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The Most Beautiful Heart
* The Most Beautiful Heart One day a young man was standing in the middle of the town proclaiming that he had the most beautiful heart in the whole valley. A large crowd gathered and they all admired his heart for it was perfect. There was not a mark or a flaw in it. Yes, they all agreed it truly was the most beautiful heart they had ever seen. The young man was very p[roud and boasted more loudly about his beautiful heart. Suddenly, an old man appeared at the front of the crowd and said, "Why your heart is not nearly as beautiful as mine." The crowd and the young man looked at the old man's heart. It was beating strongly ... but full of scars. It had places where pieces had been removed and other pieces put in ... but they didn't fit quite right and there were several jagged edges. In fact, in some places there were deep gouges where whole pieces were missing. The people starred ... how can he say his heart is more beautiful, they thought? T
Goodbye Love
this is my favorite song from rent which conveniently left out of the movie so i made the video for myself, lol
Fathers Slave
I was like any other teenager I guess. Outgoing, concentrated on my studies, made a lot of friends at school. Most kids liked me. I had by the time I reached my 18th birthday a wonderful girlfriend, and a prospectus path in life. However one thing bothered me. I was slowly but surley falling for my own father. It sounds wierd and creepy a guy to fancy his own dad, geez it should even be his own mother - surley not his father?! at the very least. I became also to doubt my own sexuality. Did i like guys because of this? I don"t think so purley for the reason how the fuck could something come of it. it"s just the mind playing tricks. However, It drove me literally to dispair that i couldn"t hold it that much longer.Something had to be done. My 18th birthday was coming up soon, and i had joined countless forums and sites discussing problems like this. How to get round it etc. One lad suggested talking to my mum about it. I ended up doing this.. I was ready to go to bed one evenin
Memories, Please Read
Yesterday was probably one of the longest days of my life. But its one i will never forget... I remember as a kid making our Santa wish list. It was always on a sunday. We would get our pieces of paper and sit at the kitchen table with the Sears Wish Book and just dro0o0l over all the toys. We could put whatever we wanted on the list. And Santa would pick the 3 things he thought we would want ALWAYS ended up being most of the list under the tree Christmas morning though. Lol (We were and still are a bit spoiled with love) As we made our lists my mom would bake sugar cookies, she made the absolute best sugar cookies!! When we were done our letters we would get on our winter snow gear and walk down to the mailbox to mail our wishes to santa. Then we would walk home, actually skip home knowing we were decorating cookies and having hot cocoa. Well we continued that tradition yesterday with my kids. We got up early and stayed in our pj's all day...the kids sat and wrote
California Marijuana Production Almost $14 Billion
From: MarijuaniforniaDate: Dec 19 2006 09:09"A report released today by a marijuana public policy analyst contends that the market value of pot produced in the U.S. exceeds $35 billion — far more than the crop value of such heartland staples as corn, soybeans and hay, which are the top three legal cash crops. California is responsible for more than a third of the cannabis harvest, with an estimated production of $13.8 billion that exceeds the value of the state's grapes, vegetables and hay combined — and marijuana is the top cash crop in a dozen states, the report states." - LA Times, Dec. 18 2006,0,1029795.story?track=mostviewed-storylevel
The Sands Of Christmas
I had no Christmas spirit when I breathed a weary sigh and looked across the table where the bills were piled too high. The laundry wasn't finished and the car I had to fix, my stocks were down another point,the Dolphins lost by six. And so with only minutes till my son got home from school I gave up the drudgery and grabbed a wooden stool. The burdens that I carried were about all I could take, and so I flipped the TV on to catch a little break. I came upon a desert scene in shades of tan and rust, No snowflakes hung upon the wind, just clouds and swirling dust. And where the reindeer should have stood before a laden sleigh, eight hummers ran a column right behind an M1A. A group of boys walked past the tank, not one was past his teens, Their eyes were hard as polished flint, there faces drawn and lean. They walked the street in armour with their rifles shouldered tight, their dearest wish for Christmas, just to have a slient night. Other soldiers gathered, hun
Love? : Repost
Sorry for reposting this, but I need to say things differently.Well, I found out that the guy I thought I was in love with is my good friend's ex. He abused her, and hes lying to me about his name, and birthday, even the picture he sent me doesn't look like him in person. Hes also seems a bit off with telling the truth. I been trying ro figure out a way to get all the truth out of him without mentioning my friends name, or giving him any hints that I know her. I would appreiciate any tips. Thank you.
What Is My Sexual Style?
You scored as Exciting. You are exciting, people want to fuck your brains out and you know it. Whether it's in an airplane or on the back of the bus, sex with you is always exciting.Exciting100%Hot100%Violent100%Wet88%Soft75%Sweet56%Awkward13%Shy0%What is your sexual style?created with
The Contest Im Currently In...
Like I have said before I dont normally enter these silly contests but for some reason I entered this one...Its my FIRST one....and instead of winning or being up there, Im getting my ass hammered to no end BADLY... I have posted bulletins asking for assistance from people and no one responds to the call...I have a few REAL friends that are helping me but they can only do so much... To those that WONT help me: All you give a damn about is my pics, my nudes and getting your sorry rocks off....If you were a REAL fan of mine or a REAL friend youd be helping me instead of turning a blind eye... I dont need nor want fairweather friends/fans....I dont have the time to waste on pathetic losers like that....They have NO place in my friends list.... But in the end, after all is said and done, if I end up losing, ultimately it will be because the people I placed my faith in, my hope in and my TRUST in failed me and let me down... Thanks for nothing....
Fire and Ice two things that live without each other like love and hate, peace and war or life and death. Everything completes each other, my second has yet to found. I have evil but hardly any good, I have war with myself but no peace, there is always mad hate with me but harly any love. My thoughts always make me seem to be very depressed and sad but i guess is to be true. I like the facts I'm around people that care about now. But I wish I knew what people really thought of me. Sometimes I think people are walking on eggshells around me trying not to start a fight with me. I wish could prove to myself that I could be a man of good and be sane. I can feel unstablness inside me. To worships the gods is not enough, to live through will never make anyone happy. To sit like a rock will just make you a rock so it is time for me not to be a rock but the wind instead. Ever changing and expanding see the world and put an impact there. Licitus at numquam concedere vita. Numquam Mortuus
Letter #9
Dearest Santa, We don't have a chimney in our house. How do you get into our home? Love, Marky Dear Mark, First stop calling yourself "Marky", that's why you're getting your ass whipped at school. Second, you don't live in a house, you live in a low-rent apartment complex. Third, I get inside your pad just like the boogeyman does, through your bedroom window. Sweet dreams, Santa
Weird Dreams And Lack Of Coffee....
So I had just gotten to work when I relaized I had some really weird dreams last night. I didn't remember them until I got to work and a couple coworkers said good morning, which triggered the memory. ( of course if you know me, you realize the coffee had just kicked in...LOL) It went like this...It was a crazy hectice day at work and these coworkers were getting ready to go on a business trip. (which in itself was weird because they don't normally travel for work.) Later in the day, we were all huddled around a TV, because the plane they got on crashed. Now when I mentioned this to my friend at work, he looked up what the dreams meant. Evidently death means you have anger, and the plane represents overcoming an obstacle in life. After a few emails back and forth, and knowing what it all means, I can understand why my dreams were so odd now. I was a little bummed, so my friend offered up this inspiration...which I want to share...Here's to good friends! Each day is like
My Gift For Christmas Is Having You As A Friend
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Written By My Husband!
" Wednesday, December 20, 2006 The difference between military and civilians. Alot of civilians say there is really no difference between us military and them. Just a uniform and different work hours. Truth is and this is going to shock and piss off alot of civilians. The military is way different from the rest of the world. Especially military wives. They get up with us, wait for us to get off work , sometimes later then usual and sometimes waiting a year or more for us to come home. When is the last time someone who worked in Wal-Mart was asked to go to Iraq to open a store there or fight a war. The military spend countless hours during the day training. Physical training and combat training as well. While we are busy doing that, the wives are taking care of the house, bills, and sometimes kids. It takes alot to earn the right to wear the uniform now days and it takes alot to endure the hell combat will put into you and on you. When a civilian leaves town, it's usually for
Bed Time
I have to go to bed see ya all
~~ Contest Update New Guy ( Closed Now Not Taking Anymore
~~ Sexy Man Of CherryTap ~~ Contest Opens 12/21 thur 12/28 at 12pm noon! Man with the most comments wins! Rates will be used for tie breakers. Comment bombing allowed You can comment on your own pic. Still got openings if you want to join and win big prizes. And here they are....... Good Luck Guys!
Nightmare Before Xmas
If I Die...
...and you make a memorial picture of me, post it as your default image, and fucking offer CT gifts to people for using it as their default picture, I swear to all things holy and unholy I will come back from the dead and kill you in the most horrific manner possible.
Blonde Lotery
A blonde went to buy a lottery ticket, and sure enough, she won! She goes to lottery headquarters to claim it and the man verifies her ticket number. The blonde says, "Great! I want my $20 million now please." The man replied, "No, sorry lady. It doesn't work that way. We give you a million today, and then you'll get the rest spread out for the next 19 years." The blonde said, "Oh, no. I want all my money right now! I won it and I want it." Again, the man explained that she would only get a million that day and the rest during the next 19 years. The blonde, furious with the man, finally screams out, "Look, I want my money! If you're not going to give me my $20 million right now, then I want my dollar back!"
I Would Like, If I May, To Tell You A Strange Story
There is a house an old house used and broken It is locked and chained defended by everything possible In the house is a room the room is empty Except for a box small but heavy In the box is the most precious thing in the world There is a man, he owns the house the room the box But he could never hope to own whats inside just contain it He does everything he can to keep it safe sealing his box as tightly as he can He would die if he lost it forever without hope He needs whats in the box more than he needs life itself But he knows deep inside the tighter he holds on the harder it will be to hold He knows he must open the box let its contents be free But the risk is so great he keeps it locked away hiding from the world Nobody benefiting from this amazing thing He lives his life in fear of losing this precious commodity Than one day he checks the house the room the box The wonderful thing is gone! He is left with nothing but the empty shell of so
Upsy Daisy....
Got so many friend requests... *blush* I really dont who I have dropped some love on their page... Just ask me sometime to drop you some love! (Sorry for my english, just a dutch girl.) Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics from
My Shade Of Red
You Are Apple Red You're never one to take life too seriously, and because of it, you're a ton of fun. And although you have a great sense of humor, you are never superficial. Deep and caring, you do like to get to the core of people - to understand them well. However, any probing you do is light hearted and fun, sometimes causing people to misjudge you.
And What Does This Say About Me?
[1]. Honestly, what color is your underwear? Let’s see I know what you’re thinking . . . She’s not wearing underwear, she’s never wearing underwear . . . And you’d be right about that, except that I do wear them to work and yesterday I wore black boy shorts and tomorrow I will wear baby blue lace up ones . . . HA so there nosey know it all fuckers [2.] Honestly, do you think Johnny Depp is attractive? Honestly I’d fuck him with your dick . . . Well c’mon I don’t have one of my own, I own substitutes but we all know only the real thing is good enough [3.] Honestly, have you done something bad today? No I was a good girl all fucking day just like every other god damned day I tread through this god forsaken hell I call a life [4.] Do you swear when your mad? I would swear at the priest at my own damn wedding if I felt like it [5.] Are you normally a happy person? Oh yeah I am so happy I make the fucking Wiggles look suicidal . . . I ooze joy and happiness from every
I'm Ready Now
Take my hand and lead the way, tell me all you want to say. Whisper softly in my ear, all those things I want to hear. Kiss my lips and touch my skin, bring out passions deep within. Pull me close and hold me near, take away my pain and fear. In the darkness of the night, be my beacon, shine your light. In the brightness of the sun, show me that you are the one. Give me wings so I can fly, for I can soar when you're nearby. Enter my heart, break down the wall. It's time for me, to watch it fall. I've been a prisoner, can't you see? Break my chains, and set me free. Strip me of my armor tight, you'll find I won't put up a fight. Release my soul held deep within . . . I'm ready now, let love begin. M.J.B. 1/31/2006
Sex Quiz
You have a sexual IQ of 146 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at
I Got Smart One Day
You have a sexual IQ of 153 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at
Yes, I Am A Bitch.....
Just thought I'd share this with ya'll. Maybe you'll get a laugh like I did. Some dude named SUM DUM sent me a friend's request and being the nice person that I am, I had to respond to him. So here goes. YOU SAID: ARE YOU KIDDING ME YOURE KILLING ME OVER HERE ADD ME AS A FREIND BEAUTIFUL AND LET ME CHECK OUT THOSE PRIVATE PHOTO ALBUMS....IM DYING. My reply to this is: TY for calling me beautiful. However, if me not allowing you to be a friend is going to cause your death, I should hope that you have your funeral arrangements planned out. I don't need you to check out my private photo album, as it is doing just fine without you. Perhaps before you fall over in death, you will have time to visit to see some pictures of what you're hoping to find. And please don't think bad of me, but I should tell you in advance, I won't be sending a flower to your service. And P.S., your name, Sum Dum, seems to fit you well. Have a Happy Day!
what is this shit now goin on here with this spam thing? now you cant leave the same comment bloody hell this is crap!! why should you search sites which takes up time & usage just for different comments?? PLEASE give me strength Cherry Tap whats goin on??
Clinical Trial: Thc Reduces Pain In Fibromyalgia Patients
From: Medical Mary Jane Date: Dec 22 2006 9:49 PM Clinical Trial: THC Reduces Pain In Fibromyalgia Patients June 22, 2006 - Mannheim, Germany Mannheim, Germany: Oral administration of THC significantly reduces both chronic and experimentally induced pain in patients with fibromyalgia, according to clinical trial data to be published in the forthcoming issue of the journal Current Medical Research and Opinion. The study is the first-ever clinical trial assessing the efficacy of cannabinoids in the treatment of fibromyalgia. Investigators at Germany's University of Heidelberg assessed the analgesic effects of oral THC in nine patients with fibromyalgia over a 3-month period. Subjects in the trial were administered daily doses of 2.5 to 15 mg of THC, but received no other pain medication during the trial. Among those participants who completed the trial, all reported a significant reduction in daily recorded pain and electronically induced pain, investigators found. "All
End World 1
I was lost on the shore of the end world, the featureless sea on one side, blue and callous, in its wash. To the other side, The featureless onyx wall, fifty feet high if a foot, cold to touch. The sky above was a clear blue, empty of cloud, sun hanging just off of noon. Where was I, where was I? Was I just born here now? Where were my memories? The sand between, wall and sea and just me, it stretched endless in either direction. I started walking.
The Night Before Christmas
Twas The Night Before Christmas - Adult Version 'Twas the night before Christmas, and damn it was neat The kids were both gone, and my wife was in heat The doors were all bolted, and the phone off the hook It was time for some nooky, by hook or by crook. Momma in her teddy, and I in the nude Had just hit the bedroom and reached for the lube When out on the lawn there arose such a cry, That I lost my boner and poor momma went dry. Up to the window I sprang like an elf, Tore back the shade while she played with herself. The moon on the crest of the snowman we'd built, Showed a broom up his ass, clean up to the hilt. When what to my wondering eyes should appear, But a rusty old sleigh and eight mangy reindeer. With a fat little driver, half out of his sled, A sock in his ear, and a bra on his head. Sure as I'm speaking, he was as high as a kite. And he yelled to his team, but it didn't sound right. Whoa Shithead, whoa Asshole, whoa Stupid, whoa Putz, Either s
New Rules Funny Shit
subject: NEW RULES FOR 2007!!!! (repost) date: 2006-12-27 15:19:41 The Rules for 2007 New Rule: Stop giving me that pop-up ad for classmates. com! There's a reason you don't talk to people for 25 years. Because you don't particularly like them! Besides, I already know what the captain of the football team is doing these days: mowing my lawn. New Rule: Don't eat anything that's served to you out a window unless you're a seagull. People are acting all shocked that a human finger was found in a bowl of Wendy's chili. Hey, it cost less than a dollar. What'd you expect it to contain? Trout? New Rule: If you need to shave and you still collect baseball cards, you're a dope. If you're a kid, the cards are keepsakes of your idols. If you're a grown man, they're pictures of other men. New Rule: Ladies, leave your eyebrows alone. Here's how much men care about your eyebrows: do you have two of them? Okay, we're done. New Rule: There's no such thing as flavored water. There's
Here We Go Again.....
I'm getting the message spamming message again... are they EVER gonna fix this????
KARMA Karma is a mother fucker. If you do dirt, you'll get dirt. There is a difference between doing wrong and being wrong. If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice. Simple play on words. Every day you wake up is a gift. That's why it is called the present. Peace, Bless All and don't do nothin I wouldn't do. (HEHE)
7 Kinds Of Sex
7 kinds of sex! The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex. This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face. The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so horny you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen. The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom. The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say "screw you". The 5th kind of sex is called: Courtroom Sex. This is when you cannot stand your wife/Hubby any more. She/He takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone. The 6th kind is called Religious Sex, which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night. OOPS.
well, coming back to japan sucks. i didn't want to, but leave was up. now i am back to work. back to the same routine. i cannot wait until feb of '08 when i get away from here. to a better command. better life. no more depression. guess that's enough bitching for now. thanks for listening. -kevin
30 Tips For Enjoying Safe Holiday
Here are 30 tips for enjoying safe holiday parties for both guest and hosts follow, as well as some recipes for alcohol-free Mock tails. A 12-ounce can of beer, a 5 ounce glass of wine and a 1.5-ounce shot of 80 proof hard liquor all contain the same amount of alcohol. Coffee, cold showers and exercise do not quicken sobriety. Each one-half ounce of alcohol takes the average body about one hour to process and eliminate. Only passage of time will free the body from the effects of alcohol. If the choice is made to drink at a New Year's Party: Eat before drinking. Food in the stomach will slow down the rate of alcohol absorption into the bloodstream. Remember that fatigue and medications can impact how you respond to alcohol. Either of these can dramatically enhance the effect alcohol has on the drinker. Drink slowly, sip the drink and space drinks. Set a limit; don't exceed it! Stop while still in control. Don't let friends drive drunk. If you have not drank any alc
9,8,7,6,5,4,3,3,2,19 LASTS...:Last dollar spent::Movie ticket for "Black X-Mas" Last cigarette::2 years ago Last beverage::Lastnight Last movie::Pulse Last phone call::To Kaite Last song played::Dare you to move, switchfoot Last bubble bath::when I was like 12 Last thing you ate::What was her name? j/k....pumpkin pie 8 HAVE YOU EVERS...Have you ever dated a best friend::Yes Have you ever skinny dipped::Yes Have you ever kissed somebody and regretted it::Yes Have you ever lost someone you loved::Yes Have you ever been dumped::Yes Have you ever been drunk and threw up::lol, which time? Have you ever run away::yup 7 PLACES YOU'VE BEEN TO:1.:Spain 2.:Nevada 3.:California 4.:Utah 5.:Nevada 6.:Washington 7.:Arkansas 6 THINGS YOU'VE DONE TODAY: (in no particular order...)1.:was in surgery 2.:Drove stick 3.:Had a dirty thought 4.:Ran in the snow 5.:read patient charts
Family And Christmas
christmas, a time for familys to forgive for past wrongs, and then piss each other off again. — Thursday, December 28, 2006 HI, I just been busy with christmas and stuff. I went and visited all my grandparents, and other important family people. I had to go and get presents for people. ( as most people do I guess. ) I got mostly booze for people. People like booze. Or atleast most of my family does. I saw people on my dad's side of the family I hadn't seen in forever. It's weird to see people you remember as kids when they are adults. I didn't talk to people much. I just said hi and bye basicly. " I'll see ya'll next year. " I haven't been around here for christmas in 5 or 6 years. I didn't really miss it. I always came home for the first part of December. I got a lot of time off the end of december, so I didn't want to waste my leave when I had a lot of time off anyway. More time away from work the better. Christmas is just another day, basicly. People just happen
♥ Brooke Banx
I Fucking LOVE Brooke Banx!! She rocks my socks!! ♥
Sexy Ladies Contest!!!
Today the doors open up for the sexiest lady on cherry tap!!!!! The Contest will start on 12-28-2006 at 7 p.m. central time and end on 01-04-06 at 7 p.m. central time. Here are the rules for the contest: 1. This is for fun! I will not tolerate any garbage of leaving dumb comments on other contestants comments. you do YOU'RE BANNED!!!! 2. Comment bombings are welcome. 3. Rates are welcome as well ( will be used to break a tie) 4. Again I stress, have fun!!! 5. Contestants, repost in a blog and a bulletin!! Make sure you get your people to vote for you!!!! Good luck to all the contestants!!!! Here are the contestants: Irreplaceable Busty Blonde IndieAngel mlmssy Summer Power Girl The Real JoAnna Sexy Moma msssable50 There you have it ladies and gentlemen. The fun is about to commence!!!! (repost of original by 'ryawolf *sexiest ladies contest starts tonight!!!!' on '2006-12-28 13:49:21')
I'm Still Alive
Hey ya'll just a shout to let everyone know I'll be back when I get my new computer. should be no later than the middle of next week *hugs *
I't Takes A Little Rain
That Mysterious Way You Look At Me
That mysterious way you look at me I feel so warm inside. I can't believe you're here with me standing by my side. Your lips are soft and sweet, like sugar to the heart. I feel so sad, and want to weep whenever we're apart. Your eyes are so enchanting like sweet words to the soul. I'm sorry that I'm ranting, I just need you to know. All of this I say to you not to make you blush. But to tell you that I love you, and you'll always have my trust. I love you more than anything more than words can say. For you I will do anything any given day.
A Letter From A Redneck Mother To Her Daughter
A Letter From A Redneck Mother To Her Daughter Dear child: i'm writing this slow because i know you can't read fast. We don't live where we did when you left home. Your dad read in the paper that most accidents happen within 20 miles from your home so we moved. I won't be able to send you the address,as the last family that lived here took the house numbers when they left so that they wouldn't have to change their address. This place is real nice. It even has a washing machine. I'm not sure it works too well though. Last week I put a load in ,pulled the chain and we haven't seen them since. The weather isn't to bad rained twice last week. The first time it rained for 3 days and the second time for 4 days. The coat you wanted me to send you,your uncle steve said it would be a little to heavy to send in the mail with the buttons on,so we cut them off and put them away in the pockets. We got another bill from the funeral home. They said if we don't make the last payment o
For The Record.
Going To Work Then I'll Be Away Till Monday Afternoon!
Going to work then i'll be away till monday afternoon! date: 2006-12-29 04:30:04 Show love on my pics and profile, become my fan..And everyone ave a safe and happy new year!!!!!!!!!! Love Mike aka Dj Romeo
Don't Take The Husband Shopping
This is why women should not take men shopping against their will. After Mr. and Mrs. Fenton retired, Mrs. Fenton insisted her husband accompany her on her trips to Wal-Mart. Unfortunately, Mr. Fenton was like most men--he found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunately, Mrs. Fenton was like most women--she loved to browse. One day Mrs. Fenton received the following letter from her local Wal-Mart. Dear Mrs. Fenton, Over the past six months, your husband has been causing quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and may be forced to ban both of you from the store. Our complaints against Mr. Fenton are listed below and are documented by our video surveillance cameras. 1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they weren't looking. 2 . July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato j
Sexy Shoe Contest
Cmon fuckers! Go vote for me!!! Thanks!! & have a kick ass New Year! ♥ Val
masturbate... he loves to watch her masturbate sigh and moan and penetrate movements of absurd poetry something done only for me by she i see her body twist and heave frustration fights to be relieved one hand moved up to her chest toying, tugging, at her breast moistened finger is replaced body moving now in haste mumbled mouthings have increased growling groaning the ultimate release her single probe becoming two pleasure now begins anew climax reached though passion lingers she kindly offers you her fingers...
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Disgaea - Etna & Flonne Schoolgirls ( Demon & Angel ) If you do check it out, rate it and leave a comment! Check around for more, too, so you can see them in their normal outfits. =p
No News On The Damn Truck Is Bad News!
Well my "wonderful" truck has been in the shop of almost 72 hours now and of course it's saturday so I wont find out anything until TUESDAY because of the holiday weekend... and that's even if they found out what's wrong with damn thing on friday. I love the guy I take it to, we grew up together, but my hubby thinks that might be the problem. Well if we had more money I would honestly take it some place else because then I wouldn't have to do a payment plane. Where I take it to now I can and not worry about it. They do a great frigging job, and the guys are cool but I need to know what's going on with the stupid thing! I mean I might have to give up my job but I need to know if that's the case before I do anything massivly stupid.... grrrrrrrr I need new transportion dammit!!!!!!!
Sexzzzz Legs Contest
Kickin' off the new year right with CHERRY SEXZZZZ LEGS CONTEST Voting will be by comments + ratings. Contest will start NewYears Day and "run" for a week. A dozen red roses and bragging rights to the winner with the best sexiest legs on Cherry. LINK TO CONTEST COMMING SOON
Angels Gaurding Star
Even though you are far I’ve sent my Angels gaurding Star To protect you, to look out for you From me to you from a distant view I worry I know that sounds funny But you make my dark days sunny When you are sad and down There is no need to frown Look up and finding my guiding star And you’ll know that I’m not far Co’s even though you are far I’ve sent my Angels guarding Star
Here I am at this moment home in Victoria, Australia and its new years eve here and the next chapter of my life will start in around 4 hours as the callender clicks over. Have decided in the coming year to follow my gut instincts much more and see where it takes me both in love and life cause u just never do know what or who enters your life. Yeah take a chance and go with it and enjoy the excitment and fun of learning and exploring some one new without any pre conceived ideas and commence a fun and lust filled voyage of discovery together. Thats my plan will let u know how it all unfolds in the coming year.
Hopeing You All Have A Great New Year!
To all of my friends and family, I wish you the best New Year! May all of your dreams and wishes come true this year! Please remember to be safe on New Years Eve! Hugs to all! Dee
Want To See My Hot Pix?
Join my Yahoo Group, RelaxWithBJ, and link to the page on where I'm a new portal model. I LOVE to show off my ample curves while I pose in and out of sexy lingerie! Kisses, BJ
Happy New Year Peeps
Have a safe and Happy New Year. :) And get mad drunk and laid. :-p VM
Our Mental Reality
welcome to the end of the begining ending this new begining will enlighten your mind to exceed the normal relms of reality. religion and money have been seen as survival, when in reality it is the root of all evil. now we percieve things to be so complicated when god and the devil are so simple. we can believe what we want.... hey its our choice. we can only be influenced by others, the choice is always ours to make... lol lolololololololololol infinate chaos has been a plague on earth,,,, but no one does anything about that..... who does know if jesus had children or when he was alone with satan in the desert if he sold his soul! lol no matter which way you turn you have to give up a soul....... now thats reality
It's 2007...
I started out 2007 with exactly 45 cents to my name and a car that I can't drive because it is not registered or insured... I have a temporary job with Jackson-Hewitt Tax Service... not the best start in the world but at least I'm still alive... at least sometimes I believe that is a blessing, other times I'm just not sure... LOL Let me make this clear... I don't make resolutions... resolutions are made to be broken.. but I have some ideas of things I would like to accomplish in 2007... the first thing is my financial situation... I want to at least end 2007 with twice as much money as I started it with... so if I have at least 90 cents when 2008 starts, I'll have done that... of course I won't complain if I have more... the second thing is my car... I want to get it registered, insured and legally tagged... it also needs new tires so I want to take care of that and fix the minor things that are wrong with it... the car is paid off so I don't want to get a new car with new payments
Happy New Year
I WANT EACH OF YOU TO KNOW THAT I AM THANKFULL TO KNOW EACH OF YOU AND HAVE YOU AS A FRIEND I LOVE YOU ALL AND THANKFULL TO SHARE 2007 WITH EACH OF YOU AND HOPE TO SHARE MANY MORE YEARS TOGETHER < EMBED src="" quality=high width="550" height="400" bgcolor="" menu=false wmode=Transparent type="application/x-shockwave-flash" pluginspage="" >Send this eCard !
Saddams Hanging (real Thing)
Dispelling The Myth.
Apparently there is rumor going around that I am unleashing Viruses on CT so its time for me to give everyone a rundown on how this is not possible, and why it is being spread. 1. I have extensive knowlege on computers yes, I am a consultant. I would have to somehow inbed an executable file on the server, which would obviously be spotted right away or render CT and every computer that logs on to CT practically useless. the other option would be to program Macros which are embedded within the text, but this is impossible for the text selectin is already programmed into CT only allowing HTML coding. to properly aim a virus I would need to use Borland C++ or Pascal which would be instantaneously blocked by the server the only possible way to send a virus is by making you click an unreconizable link directly to an upload page which is not any where in my profile. 2. I am not getting involved in drama Just merely protecting My name from Slander on CT. this started because of a girl I
Dreading The New Year
2006 is almost down the drain. and so is my freedom. At the end of December Im moving back in with my parents house just around the corner. Crap. Going back for great reasons and its for the best in the end... but-its-my-parents. The most dreaded part. Dont get me wrong, I love my parents and all, but IM sure you all understand, being 26, almost 27 and moving back in with your parents SUCKS! At anyrate, its not forever, just long enough to get myself outta debt, and save up for a comfortable cushion so I can move up closer to work in Addison. MY OWN APARTMENT.. I CANT WAIT. 2 years max is what Im thinking.. so tell me, is that wishfull thinking, or is that a good mount of time... I just hope I dont go crazy. If you know my parents or have heard me talk about them and how Holier than thou they can be.. than you know my delema. I love my parents, I do, they brought me up well enough, but its the part where IM AN ADULT, and HAVE MY OWN LIFE that bothers them. So... it
Okay, I am a writer, who does erotica and I am a bit of a feedback whore, so I was wondering if I posted some of my stuff as a blog would anyone be interested in giving me feedback?
Where Else You Can Find Me.....
Everyone can also find me at another site, if they would like to check out my profile over there....... @ check it out... that's my primary place where i usually hang out..... it's harder to figure out what i am doing over here... but i'm still here and am not going anywhere, so you are all stuck with me, lol
Contest #2
Hey Hey all my Friends and Fans =) Come Vote for me in Jimbo's CHERRY SEXZZZ LEGS CONTEST. Much Love, Rebelicious
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The Downward Spiral Of Cherry Tap...a Bulliten I Just Read.
WTF has happened to this place!!!!!!!! This place USED to be fun. No pressures everyone knew everyone. We could joke around and have fun. NOW its like being on a NAZI website. YEA I SAID IT! You CANT do this, you CANT do that, you HAVE to have this, you HAVE to have that. JUST FOR A FUCKING WEBSITE! People having contest JUST TO GAIN POINTS. Ya'll think we're stupid? JUST to raise your levels and move up to the top 10. BUT when you get to the top 10 YOU BECOME THE TRASH TALK OF CHERRYTAP! I've seen this place evolve from 500 users to 555,000 in one year. BUT have anyone else noticed we ONLY gained 4000 in December? Hell back in January of 06 that was unbeleivable.... now IT SUCKS! Would you like to know why? People are bitching about CherryTAP because of the bullshit on here and it's getting worse and its coming from babyjesus. I stoped telling people to join theres too much horse shit on here now ... like YOU HAVE TO PUT YOUR NOT SAFE FOR WORK PHOTOS IN A GALLERY LABLED NSFW. WTF is t
Hi To My Freinds
Wants to thank all thats commented and rated my pictures
Another Day In Oz
Howdy Folks! Hope everyone is doing fine today… Not much going on in the Wonderful Land of Oz, er… I mean Texas. The lovely people at work are all concerned over an option we did not pay for, but are able to use, to satisfy a customer. But they fail to realize there are problems with his service that prevents it from working at all. Come on guys, lets get the customer working 1st, then we can worry about the option that is not on… Hell, we only paid for the option in 4 locations, but we are using it in 13 anyway…. Kinda like trying to ride a bike without any wheels. They can always find 20 reasons something should not work, but never look at the reason it is not working…. Anyhow, quite evening here. No grandkids making noise. Kinda miss my daily dose, ‘Hey Ampaw!’ The wife had a coworker over to the house today. She kind of invited herself to visit for a couple of hours (5 to be exact). Talk about wearing out your welcome…. The damn weather here can’t make up it’s
Lyrics On How I Feel Right Now....
Nowhere Kids in the land of dirt and plaster lies an army of a thousand nowhere kids losing ground and falling faster into a life that no one should have to live we are the people that you hate we are the bastards that you created (the fucking bastards that you created) a generation with no place a generation of all your sons and daughters behind the fake family image behind the smile of a thousand moms and dads inside the cage that we've been given i see an image of the future that we don't have and what did you expect ... a perfect child raised by tv sets ... abandoned every mile we never get respect ... never a fair trial no one gives a shit ... as long as we smile ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Love Me For Me It's been, three days You come around here like you know me Your stuff at my place, Next thing you know you'll be using my toothpaste Step off, sit down Get ready, let me tell you whose the boss now Stay her
Happy Thrus..
My Desires
my desire to make you my slave my longing for you to touch my loins my lust for you my passion for your passion my lips swell for your kiss my breast swell for your touch my eyes search your eyes my skin spews the aroma of love for your skin can you feel me? i feel you do you lust for me? i lust for you is it you? yes it is me am i the one? you are the one i tremble you hold me mmmmm so good why your here? im here calm my fear im scared strong im strong love me i loved you caress my body feel the warmth of my skin touch my soul im bare,open,naked,vulnerable,alone cover me mitigate my hunger sooth my dominance
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Tear Jerker But Must Read
This is a beautiful story -- but WARNING: have a box of kleenexes handy! ** ** ** ** ** ** ** ** ** ** ** ** ** ** ** ** ** ** ** ** ** Three years ago, a little boy and his grandmother came to see Santa at Mayfair Mall in Wisconsin. The child climbed up on his lap, holding a picture of a little girl. "Who is this?" asked Santa, smiling. "Your friend?" Your sister? "Yes, Santa," he replied. "My sister, Sarah, who is very sick," he said sadly. Santa glanced over at the grandmother who was waiting nearby, and saw her dabbing her eyes with a tissue. "She wanted to come with me to see you, oh, so very much, Santa!" the child exclaimed. "She misses you," he added softly. Santa tried to be cheerful and encouraged a smile to the boy's face, asking him what he wanted Santa to bring him for Christmas. When they finished their visit, the Grandmother came over to help the child off his lap, and started to say something to Santa, but halted. "What i
You Might Be A Yankee If...
1. You Dont Know What A Moon Pie Is 2. You've Never had Grain Alcohol 3. You Think Okra Is From Okrahoma 4. You Eat Fried Chicken With A Knife & Fork 5. You've Never Been To A Zoo That Featured A Cow Or Chicken 6. You Dont See Anything Wrong With Putting A Sweater On A Dog!! 7. Two Generations Of Your Family Have Been Kicked Out Of The Same Prep School In Connecticut.. HELL... You're A Yankee If Two Generations Of Your Family Have Even BEEN To A Prep School! 8. You've Never Planned A Vacation Around A Gun & Knife Show 9. You Think Your Money Should Go To Important Scientific Research At Your University Instead To The Salary Of The Head Football coach 10. You Dont Have Doilies And You Certainly Dont Know How To Make One 11. You Get Freaked Out When People On The street Talk To You 12. None Of Your Fur Coats Are Homemade I'm Sure I Am Leaving Out A Lot.. But Cant Think If You Have One.. Add It To A Comment! :o)
Deep Thoughts!!!
Here are a few things to think about that you probably have never thought about; Can you cry under water? How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. . but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to? Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity? Why does a round pizza come in a square box? What disease did cured ham actually have? How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage? Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours? If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing? Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV? Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things
So How Will You Kick The Bucket?...
My score on The How You Will Die Test: Electrocution(38% extrovert, 28% intelligence, 32% risk taker, 38% god-favour)You are the type of person who generally prefers going out with close friends or reading a book. You are of average intelligence and are not the type who takes risks. In fact, you live a fairly simple life, not needing to gain joy from doing anything crazy. You will probably live to slightly under the average age for your sex before being electrocuted as you use a knife to get out a piece of toast from the toaster in your old age However, if there is a god up there, he hates you - don't count on going to heaven Link: The How You Will Die Test (OkCupid Free Online Dating)
Big Brother Is Dangerous!
Body: Call your Representives TODAY and TELL THEM YOU OPPOSE HR 1528. They are trying to give Mandatory Minimums for NOT BEING A SNITCH. May 17, 2005 Senior Republican Proposes "Draft" for the War on Drugs New Bill Would Require All Americans to Spy on Their Neighbors - Including Going Undercover and Wearing a Wire - or Face Jail Time Instead of Dismantling Draconian, Unpopular Mandatory Minimum Sentences, Legislation Would Also Establish "Mandatory Minimums" for Every Federal Crime. The legislation would require all Americans who witness or learn about certain drug offenses to report them to the police within 24 hours and go undercover and wear a wire to catch the offenders if ordered to do so - even if the offender is their son or daughter. Introduced by Congressman James Sensenbrenner (R-WI),(BILL-H.R. 1528), would overturn a recent U.S. Supreme Court decision by making all federal sentencing guidelines mandatory and enacting new penalties for a variety of non-violen
Mirors turn to warping glass Shadows fall and still prevail Nothingness surpasses all Feeling like I always fail Twisted visions, rotting souls Tortured vessels called the shell Mortal wounds refuse to heal Bleeding hearts with no control Convulsing into nothing Living this love inside Fading out to fade in Hanging on for the ride Victims are but we a few Guiding lights that seem so dim Wanderers of fleeting thought Looking for the path of truth Brought upon the water's edge Tempted here to drown the pain Hiding what was once so free On fallen knees we take a pleadge. written by Cherie and WCT copywrite 2006
Contest Time People
Come on and rate me will return favor or buy ya something if i win just make sure i know who you are in a private message and i will gift ya...
Proper Pipe Etiquette
Dammit, I'm not used to using pieces!! Before I met Viking I only smoked blunts and joints(cellulose, yay). I am only recently learning that when smoking out with a pipe, you're supposed to "leave some greens", meaning you only smoke half the bowl and leave the other half this always slips my mind and I must look like a jerk. Well, I AM a jerk. Lame.
Cummin Soon A New Clubhouse
I am working on opening a club house right nexts door to u on cherry tap with live strippers andalot of bike lovers.every one is invited
Famous People
So... I work across the street from the Lake County Courthouse in Waukegan, IL. And I don't know how many of you (that aren't from around here) have heard about what is going on with the Bear's defenisve tackle Tank Johnson, but I guess he had a court date today for weapons charges. Well, my boss goes across the street every day to get a cup of soup and talk about security... there was at least 5 times the amout of security by the door than usual. I couldn't believe it. AND... all the news trucks outside... not like I have never seen anything like it before, just had never been inside the courthouse when something BIG was going on... I was asked by a news person what I did at the courthouse and if I had any info... sorry, I don't work there... wow... talk about crazy!
Two things. First, I was walking back from grabbing my lunch and some random who was driving past slowed down to shout that he liked my hat. It was cute. Secondly someone gave me a two dollar tip. Ha. He put his hand out like to give me a high five and pressed two dollars into my hand. That was neat. Also. I am getting really awesome stuff tommorow clotheswise. I shall have to take pictures. ^^
hey everyone i added pics to my photos take a look thanks
Ok Learning Quick!
Ok just got home..Have a new salute photo! So yes I am real haha. NEED to know how to change this page to make it more me thou..Still learning shit so much to know here. I will figure it out. Love this graphic.
The Kiss
the kiss you look at me softly and then you touch my hair. i'll feel so special like you really do care. you'll lean over slowly my heart will up its pace, right at that moment we'll be face to face, when your lips touch mine i will melt. your kiss will be the sweetest thing i have ever felt!
Karmas A Bitch, Fuck You Demented Angel Hahah You Fucking Idiot.
My Withered Heart........
I haven't any talents, No brain And no beauty, But the heart that beats within, Every purity pumped through me, Tries to demolish the blackness that taints my every pulse. And Each time it twitches, I feel it struggle more and more, Because this hell we call life Is forcing through innocence' doors.
Uptdate Info
Check out the new stuff happening this year from The KLUB HOUSE and your all welcome to join in and have fun!!! There is alot of stuff we have planed to happen!!! We are doing our best to make things better as time goes by!!! be a big part in the team to help keep us going and sponcer us by sharing us with your friends!!! Shown bellow is a list of things we have going on!!!THE NEW HIT JAMZ ADDEDJanet Jackson - My BodyBone Thug N Harmony - Forget MeGwen Stefani Ft Akon - The Sweet EscapeMarry J Blidge - We RideBooba Ft Akon - Gun In HandSPONCER US BY DOING THIS Go to my page and look for my tracks and rip to yours to have the station on your page!!! We are jamming the hits 24/7 unless we are upgrading and or etc!!! The station will be in stereo and sounds good!!! We have also included weather and some great psa adds that you may find interesting!!! Doing our best to improve the station everyday and you can help as well!!! Tell your frinds and have them do the same thi
The Threat Of Me Leaving ....
the threat of me leaving is cancelled. thats right, i am here to stay! lol. well, lets just say, i had a change of heart and that i would miss all of you too much! well, you know i am here to stay . but, it wouldn't fucking kill you to leave comments or pic and / or blog comments! lmao. hit me up and let me know if you are happy if i am staying on?
What My Mother Taught Me
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning." 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet." 3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!" 4. My mother taught me LOGIC. "Because I said so, that's why." 5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. 'If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me." 6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident." 7. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about." 8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper." 9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!" 10. My mother taught me ab
In Mysticism
Ensnared by the possibility, of being sucked in by sensual rain I shall not forget the taste of you in fast flooding waves. I ache in longing to crash into you, give myself up to you again and again, till we mingle, limp body parts, legs dangling comfortably, in a mysticism that spent us both.
For My Boy
hey all my boy is in a contest please show him some love.....comment and rate is all i ask for....its gotta b the perfect pic and how everyone should spend there summer.......comment bombing is aloud if ya like if not i understand. click pic for page *wink* **thanx in advance**
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Scattered Silence.....
I actually remember the last time I was looking at this. Its been awhile I miss it.....
A Tribute
Gone now, but never forgotten Forever in our dreams Every day the sun shines for you Every day the roads are dry. The straights go on forever, The bends are as you dream. There are no more pains There are no more worries. You will be there at every party, You will take part in every race, You will stand ther on the podium. You will race with the stars, You will ride upon Gods pillion, And if Angels ride on Harleys, Then You will surely travel far. On Earth you were my friend, And now you are a star. So glide on Heavens Highway And lead the train up front. One day you will be waiting And together we will ride Once more again as friends The whiteline side by side. Randall Phillip Voils Cousin Rest In Peace
Good Wishes
I thought you could use some beauty in your life today, so I'm sending you this greeting to let you know that I'm thinking about you and sending some good wishes your way. May your day be touched with sunshine, your heart overflow with love, and your soul sing with hope. May everything in your life sparkle with a radiance that comes only from happiness.
How Much R U Worth
here's the deal. You look over the following list and see how many of these things you have done. BUT you have to ADD up the money amount along the way. Then post the amount that you are as the title of the bulletin. PS, the smaller the amount the BETTER!!!!! 1. Had sex: $6.00 2. Smoked: $5.00 3. Got drunk: $5.00 4. Went skinny dipping: $3.00 5. Kissed someone of the opposite sex: $4.00 6. Kissed someone of the same sex: $4.00 7. Cheated: $2.00 8. Fell asleep in class: $0.50 9. Been expelled: $5.00 10. Been in a fist fight: $3.00 11. Given oral: $5.00 12. Got oral: $5.00 13. Prank called the cops: $3.00 14. Stole something: $2.00 15. Done drugs: $5.00 16. Dyed your hair: $0.50 17. Done something with someone older (like a few years): $3.00 18. Went out with someone OVER 18 (if your under 18): $4.00 19. Ate a whole thing of oreos: $0.50 20. Cried yourself to sleep: $1.00 21. Said you love someone but didnt mean it: $1.00 22. Been in love: $4.00 23. Got caugh
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I'm New Here
i'm new here and this site is kinda confusing please help! there are so many beautiful people here!!! i want to meet you all! lol help me, be my friend!
IF If I knew it would be the last time that I'd see you fall asleep I would tuck you in more tightly and pray the Lord your soul to keep If I knew it would be the last time that I’d see you walk out the door I would give you a hug and kiss and call you back for one more If I knew it would be the last time I'd hear your voice lifted up in praise I would video tape each action and word so I could play them back day after day If I knew it would be the last time I could spare an extra minute to stop and say "I love you," instead of assuming you would KNOW I do If I knew it would be the last time I would be there to share your day Well I'm sure you'll have so many more so I can let just this one slip away For surely there's always tomorrow to make up for an oversight and we always get a second chance to make everything just right There will always be another day to say "I love you," And certainly there's another chance to say our "Anything I can do?" But j
MOST AMAZING KISSER. Very high sex appeal. Great in bed!!! Love is one of a kind. Very romantic. Most caring person you will ever meet! Entirely creative. Extremely random and proud of it. Freak in bed. Spontaneous. Great tellin stories. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out if it comes down to it. Someone you should hold on to.
Needin An Answer
How is it that a woman can go numb from oral sex?
Desolation Row
Theyre selling postcards of the hanging Theyre painting the passports brown The beauty parlor is filled with sailors The circus is in town Here comes the blind commissioner Theyve got him in a trance One hand is tied to the tight-rope walker The other is in his pants And the riot squad theyre restless They need somewhere to go As lady and I look out tonight From desolation row Cinderella, she seems so easy It takes one to know one, she smiles And puts her hands in her back pockets Bette davis style And in comes romeo, hes moaning You belong to me I believe And someone says, youre in the wrong place, my friend You better leave And the only sound thats left After the ambulances go Is cinderella sweeping up On desolation row Now the moon is almost hidden The stars are beginning to hide The fortunetelling lady Has even taken all her things inside All except for cain and abel And the hunchback of notre dame Everybody is making love Or else expecting rain
Woman Speeding
A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer who was also a blonde. The blonde cop asked to see the blonde driver's license. The blonde woman dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated. "What does it look like? She finally asked. The blonde policewoman replied, "It's square and it has your picture on it." The blonde woman finally found a square mirror in her purse, looked at it, and handed it to the policewoman. "Here it is," she said. The blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying, "Okay, you can go. I didn't realize you were a cop."
Patriots Only
what is it exactly in your little fragile minds that makes it impossible for you to look at a fact and understand that is reality.the military and the regular police are running exercises to round up us citizens and put us in camps.the govt did 911.put down your flag for a moment and take a moment to look at the facts,a good place to start is forensic,financial,construction and political experts and a few scientists deal with the facts and there is such a huge case against rumsfeld cheney and bush it is truly terrifying.especially when you look at the fact that there is 12 nukes our govt brought into this country when the grid went down 3 years ago in ny and pa they know the serial numbers of the bombs where and how but they don't supposedly know where they are now?this current regime is after your freedoms they will get them with fear if you let is the time to see what is going on not when we are living in these tent cities.look at it is a ex
La La La La La....
so this is my first blog here and i know i dont have muchbut between work and school i am strewtched there is more to come and i am hoping to bling out my site here as soon as i get more than ten minutes to not be doing something else ! Thanks to all of you who have made me feel so welcome here and i hope to make a ton of new freinds!
Morph Competition!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hi folks...have entered a best morph competition and would love you all to go rate and comment on my morph!!! Thx all....hugssssssssssss Steve
The Bloodbath Ends
Thank Gawd for Tom Brady!!! He saved our ass today and kept the dirt off the grave hahahaha
Bear Troubles
A man wakes up one morning to find a bear on his roof. So he looks in the yellow pages and sure enough, there's an ad for "Bear Removers." He calls the number, and the bear remover says he'll be over in 30 minutes. The bear remover arrives, and gets out of his van. He's got a ladder, a baseball bat, a shotgun and a mean old pit bull. "What are you going to do," the homeowner asks? "I'm going to put this ladder up against the roof, then I'm going to go up there and knock the bear off the roof with this baseball bat. When the bear falls off, the pit bull is trained to grab his testicles and not let go. The bear will then be subdued enough for me to put him in the cage in the back of the van." He hands the shotgun to the homeowner. "What's the shotgun for?", asks the homeowner. "If the bear knocks me off the roof, shoot the dog."
Where Can I Find This Movie ???
This Is A New Chapter In My Life!!
I look at these photos of us. I sit and wonder why. I wonder why we tryed so hard. I wonder how much more I can take. I know my heart is black and cold, But it still beats like every ones. I know I was hard to deal with. I know I make it hard to love me. As I look at these damn photo's. I wonder if I'll every be alive again. Will I ever laugh again. Will I ever feel again. Someone once told me, To be numb was a good thing. Now I wonder about that. Been numb so long That I wonder if I ever had feelings. Then I think about you. How you made me feel like a bug in yuor way. Then I think about why I am the way I am. Then I think about this song, That one that you hated. The one where it said The world made her that way. I've been steped on, I've been laughed at, I've been lied to, I've been used, The last one that Did all of these Was you. Now here I am, I've made a word of my own. I'm higher then you ever Thought I would be. Now
nothing much to say nothing left to do nothing left inside all the scars show its true nothing there to cry for too many times i opened up my heart too many times its crashed and burned for all the wrong reasons love was just the start im here to show what you did no doubt it was worng now im broken and sore but its not your fault just the same old dance and song but to forget you and turn the other cheek would just take to long you opened up my eyes and now i see no longer blinded there nothing left of you and me caught up in the happiness and lost in the sad you did a good thing you made me forget the bad and in turn if you ever need a thing ill be here for you so you dont feel that sting
To All My Friends
you all mean a lot to me and i just wanted to say Hosted by
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Suicide Lmao
Stick It Out!
Act II SCENE TEN STICK IT OUT JOE: Fick mich, du miserabler hurensohn Fick mich, du miserabler hurensohn Streck ihn aus Streck aus deinen heifien gelockten. Streck ihn aus Streck aus deinen' heinen gelockten Streck ihn aus Streck aus deinen heiften gelockten schwanz Ah-ee-ahee-ahhhhh! Mach es sehr schnell Rein und raus Magisches Schwein Mach es sehr schnell Rein und raus Magisches Schwein Bis es spritzt, spritzt, spritzt Feuer! Bis es spritzt, spritzt, spritzt Feuer! Aber beklecker nicht das Sofa, Sofa! Aber beklecker nicht das Sofa, Sofa! Aber beklecker nicht das Sofa, Sofa! Aber beklecker nicht das Sofa, Sofa! Stunned by JOE's command of its native tongue, a gleaming model XQJ-37 nuclear powered Pan-Sexual Roto-Plooker named SY BORG (previously thought to be the son of the lady who called the Police on cut two, side I), spindles over to JOE and says.. SY BORG: Pick me...I'm clean... I am also programmed for conversational English. This stun
A Crush
Awww..Someone Has a crush on me!!! I'm flattered!!! Since I am terrible at figuring that kind of stuff out, If ya want me to know, Give me some hints lol... xoxox Much Luv xoxox
Opening To You
You come to me once more in a dream, like you have done so many times before. Somehow this time you are different I feel your hunger, your frustration as you touch my trimbling body. looking deeply into your eyes, with a simple whisper,,, yes you feel me, as I relax And open to you by; Mary Lee
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