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I Want All (queen Rocks)
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Truth as Circe.-- Error has transformed animals into men; is truth perhaps capable of changing man back into an animal? from Nietzsche's Human, all too Human, s.519, R.J. Hollingdale transl.
Just getting my blog started
You Want It We Can Make It
Keith Olbermann Tears Hillary Clinton A New Asshole
Fu-angels Team 2 Justm41 Just Got Her Halo!!!
Terrorists: You Never Know Where They Will Pop Up Next
Does anyone besides me think people are getting a little nuts? Dunkin' Donuts yanks Rachael Ray ad Does Dunkin' Donuts really think its customers could mistake Rachael Ray for a terrorist sympathizer? The Canton-based company has abruptly canceled an ad in which the domestic diva wears a scarf that looks like a keffiyeh, a traditional headdress worn by Arab men. Some observers, including ultra-conservative Fox News commentator Michelle Malkin, were so incensed by the ad that there was even talk of a Dunkin' Donuts boycott. "The keffiyeh, for the clueless, is the traditional scarf of Arab men that has come to symbolize murderous Palestinian jihad," Malkin yowls in her syndicated column. "Popularized by Yasser Arafat and a regular adornment of Muslim terrorists appearing in beheading and hostage-taking videos, the apparel has been mainstreamed by both ignorant and not-so-ignorant fashion designers, celebrities, and left-wing icons." The company at first pooh-poohed the complaints,
Guess Everyone Is Asleep
...or I just wasn't missed...oh well...guess it's good to know that the world still turns without me... :) Feel free to comment people...I do bite!!!
This Song Is For U, U Know Who You Are
[Chorus:] I don't really wanna stay, I don't really wanna go, But I really need to know, Can we get it together, Get it together. I don't really wanna go, I don't really wanna stay, But I really hope and pray, Can we get it together, Get it together. [Verse One:] You don't know the pain that I feel, You've taken my love for granted, And you just wanna see it your way. It's about that time, I'm gonna tell ya what's on my mind. I'm fed up with you not being here with me, When you know love is all I need, I don't want to stay... [Repeat Chorus] [Verse Two:] I can't let go, 'Cause being confused just takes control. I hope we can start brand new, 'Cause I don't want to loose you. With the love we shared, Baby it's oh so rare, I'm willing to try and make you see, That all you need is here in me, I don't want to go... [Bridge:] I don't wanna stay, I don't wanna go, But you gotta let me know, How you feel. [Repeat] [Repeat Chorus and Bridge] [V
Our Love
Our Love by LateNiteFantasy My love for you I cannot measure, It's hidden in depths Of perpetual pleasure. It engulfs my soul And invades my heart, Enlightens my mind Like abstract art. A love so precious Like a priceless treasure, A love so strong, It endures all weather. A reciprocal trust And mutual respect, Being with you is My life at its best.
who really cares about love yes i hear it all the time one day you'll find true love. what when a semi truck hits me.i thought i had true love for ten years but it was all a big misunderstanding that i couldn't see until my eyes weren't swollen anymore.and i finally woke the fuck up and got out. i lost myself for ten years i didn't know who i was maybe i still don't. i've tried to get back out there.but all i find is men that want a piece of ass. well i'm not like that. once .and where am i now alone and miserable. one day i hope cupid does hit me with his arrow but i doubt it will be in time.cupid is always running behind when it comes to me. but maybe its for the better then i can't get hurt again.
Your Sexy Sign
Your Sex Sign is... You've got a ton of girls and guys trying to get with you! You're pratically booked up for the next four years. Not only are you great in bed - you're great at making people feel sexy. No wonder you're so popular! Libra, as you probably have noticed, you are always surrounded by scores of admiring suitors. You are a very accomplished flirt. Catching you is not for the faint hearted. Competition is always fierce. Your innate charm and incredible looks instantly attract - and keep - your lovers. Old flames and rejected suitors always keep coming back for more. There is a strong bisexual element in your personality. You're more likely to be aroused by the same sex than other signs. In threesomes, you are more likely to prefer that one partner is opposite sex and that the third is same sex. Your lovers adore you because you are a real ego stroker. You are eager to please and will do almost anything they ask. You are a born diplomat,
My Fathers Great Grand Papi
In 1888, Richard Wetherill and Charlie Mason, two cowboys from Mancos, found Cliff Palace. Wetherill gave the ruin its current name. The extended Wetherill family collected artifacts for sale to the Historical Society of Colorado as well as private collectors, and began assembling a small library of relevant publications. Over several years they guided tourists through the cliff dwellings, and became the first experts on them. Although they continued to dig in the ruins, knocking down some walls and roofs and gathering artifacts without extensive documentation, the Wetherill's actions were more responsible and considered than those of the looters that preceded them. The Wetherills guided many people to the site, including Frederick H. Chapin, for whom Chapin Mesa was named, and Gustaf Nordenskild, a Swedish scientist who explored many of the ruins in the Mesa Verde area and published the first scientific description of the site. Over the next decade, Cliff Palace became a tourist a
Show The Spotlight Love
Broken He brakes her heart, And she blames herself. He uses her, But yet she loves him. He tells her that he doesn't feel the same, But she holds on. He calls her to talk about his new love, And she listens. He doesn't see that he is hurting her, Or does he not care? Through all the pain and tears, She remains loyal and faithful to him. But yet she wants to Move on with her life. He has a spell on her So that she won't move on. Will he ever set her free From this eternal hell? Heather J McVey Copyright 2008 Heather J McVey
Do You Recycle? Earn Up To 1500 Fubucks!
PEPSI STUFF M, 41North Syracuse, NY DO YOU RECYCLE? EARN UP TO 1500 FUBUCKS BY TAKING THE RECYCLING QUIZ! HERE'S HOW TO EARN YOUR 1500 FUBUCKS: 1) Go to: 2) Correctly answer the five recycling questions. Answers: 1) A. Universal Symbol For Recycling 2) A. More than 150 Billion 3) D. All of the Above 4) A. True 5) C. 4 Hours 3)You will then get two additional questions about recycling: - Of the last 10 soft drinks you consumed, how many did you recycle? - What are your future plans around recycling soft drink containers? 4) Once completed you will they will email you three Pepsi codes. (You will receive two seperate emails.) 5) Take the codes from the emails you have received & either: CLICK THE PIC BELOW TO SEND ME A PRIVATE MESSAGE OR FORWARD YOUR EMAIL TO: PEPSISTUFF@FUBAR.COM SUBJECT: PEPSI RECYCLING DON'T FORGET YOUR FUBAR ID OR FUBAR ID NUMBER EACH CODE I RECEIVE WILL EARN YOU 500 FUBUCKS AND IF YO
Montana's Shameful Bison Slaughter!
I just read and signed the petition: Stop Montana's Shameful Bison Slaughter! You can view this petition at: http://www. thepetitionsite. com/tell-a-friend/777215 Stop Montana's Shameful Bison Slaughter! Target: Montana Promotion Division Sponsored by: Defenders of Wildlife America's last free-roaming wild bison are a powerful reminder of the great American West. But they are being slaughtered on a scale not seen since the 1800s, and hundreds more are slated to be killed. This year alone, more than 1,300 bison have been needlessly killed -- more than a quarter of the park's population. State and federal officials kill these majestic animals when they leave the borders of Yellowstone National Park for fear that the animals will spread brucellosis to cattle -- even though there has never been a single case of a buffalo in the wild spreading the disease to cattle. This is no way to manage one of the icons of the American West... especially in a state that prides
Armageddon - Three Doors Down - Here Without You
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Unicorns A Handful Of Maybes
Unicorns a Handful of Maybes Uni had decided on a new way to keep himself interesting to Jola, he thought to himself, He had a new plan and a handful of maybe's. It was a perhaps, last ditch way to win back his beloved wifes love, and he was desperate enough to clutch at any straws that presented themselves. When Jola woke up early the next morning, Uni was already up, and has a special breakfast cooking, scrambled eggs with piles of clover, when she had finished they both washed up, splashing each other with suds and laughing so hard they had to sit to regain their breath, before Jola was ready to be picked up for work. It was the happiest morning she could remember, and her smile lasted all day. She had asked her boss if she could work from home, and she had said yes, so that afternoon when she arrived home from work, she found Uni waiting for her, and they shared a shower together. He had bought a big, red heart shaped soap, and a luxurious, soft as down towel
That Night
THAT NIGHT Your hands travel my spine and settle on my waist As we stare into each others eyes Your lips only a breath away from my face I breathe in your masculinity; your confidence is my drug While we step to the music, your arms envelop me in a hug Have I met you before this chemistry too intense? My girls staring at me as if I have lost my common sense My mind telling me I have a situation how will you manage But theres nothing I can do, his cockiness has issued the challenge Now my femininity is raging out of control Im wondering how long he can keep my fire in his hold While we sway to the beat, our lips locked in this fight Wondering who will emerge the victor this night
For Every Child
For every child who cries at night Alone with shame and fright For every child who wants so much To only feel a gentle touch For the beaten child, who cries in pain Whose tears run silent, like the rain For the child used to satisfy lust Who never learns to love or trust For the child taken from her/his home And made to feel so all alone For the child whose home is just a shell Where life becomes a living hell For the child who smiles but cannot feel Because of scars too deep to heal For every child who yearns for love I hope and pray to God above To hear your cries and heal your pain And give you back your life again Angel
These Ladies Need YOUR Help!!! These are just some of the ladies from my list that are getting close to God-mothering Check them out, hell pick one or two to help on your way. [Disclaimer: This is not the godfather list this is just some from my own list. The godfather list is still done by Mikey] Show These Sexy Kittens Some Lovins: Freak ~*~ Pwned by Alice in Wonderland ~*~@ fubar . .J. . . .Owned by Dizzle,Cinco&Satin@ fubar ☆Minou Minou☆@ fubar ♥OzzyFreak Th
Watch Those Buttons
One day John decides to invite Mark on a trip on his private jet. Whilst on this luxury aeroplane Mark asks where the toilet is. John shows him and says to him "inside there are 3 buttons, whatever you do don't press the third one." Mark proceeds to the toilet and does his business. Whilst sitting on the toilet he presses the first button. Suddenly his privates are cleaned thoroughly. He enjoys this and presses the second button. Dryers appear and dry his privates. He is intrigued to find out what button 3 does, so he pushes it. The next thing Mark sees is John staring at him....."what happened?" Mark asks shakily. "Well you pressed the third button and now you are in hospital." "Why do my privates hurt so bad?" Mark asked anxiously..John replies "Well you activated the automatic tampon remover."
I'm constantly floored by this woman. The more I experience, the more I want; the more I get, the more I need. And every time I think there is no way in the world she can amaze me more, she does it. I feel it. Actually FEEL it. I know she Loves me just as much as I Love her. I've never FELT it. Known, thought, assumed sure...who hasn't? I always just thought that someone's love for you was something you knew, but with's felt. I Love you baby, more with each second.
The Lady Awaits Part 2
The Lady Awaits part 2 by LateNiteFantasy And much to his delight, the moans start. She loudly began to voice her ecstasy with each agonizingly slow motion penetration into her tender creamy silkiness. He uses his teeth on her jutting nipples and bites them harder, pushing her up the hill of her own release. She had told him she rarely comes on a man's cock. But that was before her own fingers flew up and down her aching clitty while a cock found satisfaction in her needy pussy. She lets out a little scream and starts to buck her hips up to him while he feels the walls of her cunt spasm around his half imbedded cock. Softly, he tells her she is being a good little cumslut for him and he is happy with her. And with that comment she looses control and starts begging him for the fucking that she needs. In that moment, the cries of her ecstasy does away with his own self-restraint. There is no way he can hold back any longer. This is his woman to use; her pussy is his to find pl
I'm having an interesting day/night...I don't know what to think...Kory left for boot camp to call less then 24 hrs later in the ER? I give up!
Know Yourself...
You will never resolve your problems or life issues if you do not know the specifics of who you are! Its true the more you know and express your authentic self, the more meaning, joy and fulfillment you will have in your life. Clarify your uniqueness and the gifts you offer yourself and others. Know your fundamental life challenges that block your ability to succeed. Reveal the underlying semi-conscious motives and defences that run your life. Identify how you give away your power. Discover what gives you meaning and purpose. Know the values that bring you strength. When we begin to explore what really makes us tick, we uncover our personal power for change and success.
Queen Of Pain
Queen of Pain - Alkaline Trio
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Memory, A Funny Thing
Memory is such a funny thing, a whiff of a perfume or a certain shade of color and wham, you are suddenly transported back to the inner most circles of your mind, another time, another place. It can happen so suddenly, and you are absolutely powerless to do anything about it. Speaking of color, that is the reason for todays entry color and memory. Out of the blue, I started singing the words to an old Chicago tune: Colour My World (be glad that you all didn't here me singing lol). Don't know how or why the song popped into my head, it just did. I haven't heard for at least 10 or more years. I just as suddenly I went from here back to 1971, not yet twelve years old, in the fifth grade and just starting to become aware of girls. I first heard that song at my first dance, with a girl (a sock hop sorta), last song of the night, with a girl named Jerri who was about 6 inches taller than me, and what was so special about this time, it was my first kiss and puppy love. Amazing thing, mem
The Ragdoll And The Teddy Bear
Once upon a time Through a door just down the hall In a dark, forgotten corner Of the playroom was a doll. She was only made of cloth, A rather simple work of art, But you could see where someone Had embroidered her a heart. It had faded from neglect And being lonely through the years, And she couldn't even cry Because she hadn't any tears. But then one day as she lay cold And silent on the floor, A teddy bear was tossed in Through the squeaky playroom door. As she watched him, he got to his feet And slowly walked her way; And her little red embroidered heart Came to life that day. He gently picked her up, And as he held her in his arms, He noticed a faint heartbeat And certain rag doll charms. So he took some thread and stitched A pretty twinkle in her eye And fixed her sewed-on smile Which had long-since gone awry. He brushed away the dust And cobwebs from her dress Then taught her about love In his fuzzy warm caress. Those two
Road Trip!
OK, so, Im now at my grandmothers how, and Im stoked about going on this trip. We are going camping and whatnot. Have no fear my sweet loves, I will have crap load pics that I will be uploading when I get back on Wed, I prolly wont be on till Thurs tho. What with the getting unpacked and doing laundry, and im going to be super super yea, I wont be on till Thurs. But those of you that have my number, feel free to text me Wed! Totally, yea! I would love it....Send me some while I am gone too.....I don't know if I will get them tho. I don't know how well I am going to do because Im not going to be around technology....lord have mercy on me! But I'll have my handy dandy CAMERA and that will be all I need. Im sure I can entertain myself with the clicking of the cam, and the picture taking. LMFAO. Yes, you all finally get to see what my brother, sister, mother, grandmother and maybe my grandfather look like. Then you can be like, ho shit girl, you don't look nuffin li
Sexiest Mom Contest
i want to invite everyone whos a mom to partipate in the sexiest mom contest i will be holding , please contact me or read the bulletin for details good luck to everyone and i hope many of you will particiapte, it would mean alot to me randy
Beware Of Best Buy Might Not Be The
Today I received an email that apparently was a forward from various people who also received it. It was titled beware of BEST BUY it may not be your BEST BUY The letter went on and had a snoops site attachment to verify its validity and sure enough the snoops page had a lick to Best Buys policy on the subject. The whole subject matter was a happy customer turned unhappy when he returned a navigational item (GPS) within the stores 14 day terms. The customer was not happy with the devices lack of defining street names. He decided to return it for another device perhaps more costly unit that showed street names. The clerk said his return was subject to a 15% restocking feeTo which to customer complained...yada yadaand then was amazed to find out after he returned it not only would he not get his full purchased price but he would have to wait for a check from Corporate Best Buy with in 7 to 10 days. Beware when shopping at best buy it may cost you more and cause you hate and disconten
Ladies: What The Hell???
LADIES!!!! We are fucking up! In the last two weeks I have had lots of guy friends complain that there are TOO MANY females out there that can't and don't suck dick... WHAT THE FUCK? You're giving the rest of us a bad...well okay lets face it, a BETTER name since we utilize this easy to use yet, apparently, rare skill. If you won't do it, he'll find someone who will...don't be stupid cuz we all know thats the way it works! So I did a little investigating...and the census is that having sex with a woman who can't suck a cock is like "...trying to make a ham sandwich when you're allergic to the bread" (shout-out to Jeff for that one) How hard is it really? You ate popcicles as a kid, right? Same principal! Lots of spit, lots of suction, use lips and tongue but don't bite unless you wanna get slapped! There's lots of resources out there! Its ridiculous to be uneducated or just be a plain ol' priss! Get fucking informed! There's Cosmo, Playboy, Porn, articles on
Welcome Back
Please welcome back to the family: $Dj' BABY BOY${D.S.C } *Dj' MGR.@ *tHe FuK sHoP*~GIT-R-DONE REBEL BOMBSQUAD~@ fubar He used to be in the family back in the day and he got me to join this great family so welcome back DJ BabyBoy. If it wasnt for him i would of never known and joined this great family. Thank you, Angel Eyes
Stop Asking Me !!!!!
look i'm sick of people asking me over and over how to i become apart of your family let me tell you first off you just want to see my nsfw pictures thats all and if one more person ask me i will block your ass and look i add people to my family is people who have been there for me and not shady if any guy ask me one more time to add them to there family i will block you because i dont have the time to deal with winny bitches . you been warn dont fuck with me because i can be the worst person you ever want to fuck with nic
Firefox 3 Expected To Be Released 0617
Coming Tuesday, June 17th: Firefox 3 Whenever were asked when is Firefox going to be released we endeavor to answer to the best of our abilities, but the truth of the matter is that well only ever ship when its ready. We have a lot of indicators that help us understand when the product is ready for release: feedback from our pre-release milestones, excitement in the community and the press, availability of compatible Add-Ons, and a large active beta community helping us ensure that the release is compatible with all the various sites on the Internet. After more than 34 months of active development, and with the contributions of thousands, were proud to announce that were ready. It is our expectation to ship Firefox 3 this upcoming Tuesday, June 17th. Put on your party hats and get ready to download Firefox 3 the best web browser, period.
Some Of The Baddest Women On Fubar - Wanna Join Us?
WHAT YA KNOW ABOUT THOSE...Definition of the "Heart of Fire's" Fu-Angel's: Some of the Realest, Down to Earth Females on Fubar!Are you Game to become One??? Hear's what ya gotta do...Go ahead and click on the pic below after you read all of the info... 1. First off you have to know in your heart your an Honest Person, and loyalty is priority for a solid friendship. 2. Rate the Angels 3. Fan the Angels 4. Add the Angels with the request of (Fu-Angels) 5. Let me know when your done so I can add ya to the list 6. Check the blog to make sure your icon work's correctly(Ya sometime's I screw up lol!) 7. Repost the bulletin when I add you..THE PERKS OF BEING A FU-ANGEL: 1. If you need a special pic done. You come to me and i'll do it no string's attatched. Custom standard pic's, 3-D pics, Morphs, Reflect's and Frame by Frame pics. Just let me know.... 2. You get lot's of good friend's that will alway's have your back when it come's to information on Fubar, and other things."Heart o
Analyzing....too Much????
I always seem to analyze things, which I guess is good, it helps to better understand things. See things from another perspective, gain the knowledge you need to make a decision or what have you. The problem is, sometimes you can over analyze things and it only makes things worse or causes more problems. It causes more hurt, pain, sadness or can drive you crazy. Trouble is, how can you not do this when there maybe a real problem that you missed by not getting to the bottom of it. You could possibly be dragging that on into the next thing you get into then the same thing could happen there and how would you know???? Here's the kicker, I over-analyze pretty much everything and yet I find myself never getting to the place I need or want to be. It doesn't help because either the other party isn't willing to discuss the issue or there doesn't seem to be a resolution anywhere in sight. It just sucks because I still fight to get to the bottom of the issue and I just keep goi
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Pimp Out #3 For My Fu-owners
Show my Fu-owners some FU luv Passionman71~Shadow Leveler~ Farscapecat~Shadow Leveler~ this pimp out brought to you by Micki-Blue-Eyes
Uuggghhh (piercing Issue)
Well, as many of you know, I've had my nipples pierced for quite some time. Like, over 2 years. Well, for the past few months, I've gained an infection in them. And it's constant. I know you can't take piercings OUT while there is an infection, because then the infection would have no where to drain... duuuh... well recently they've become more and more tender and painful. It's to the point it's killing me (ok not literally, but it's painful). I've taken anti-biotics, I've done everything you can think of. I have decided I must be allergic to the metal. Which is odd because it's the same shit that is in my vagina and tongue. Well, I finally took them out. And, yeah, major mistake. Of course. So, now they are hurting even more, and yeah, it's just bad. So, if anyone is a piercer, or knows what to do, please for the love of god, message me. My piercer is in another town, far away, and wants me to drive there for him to look at them, and i dont have that kind of time... But, I think I
Wow Great Hh
OMG my Happy hour was the coolest thing I have lots of catching up to do but was so awesome. Thank you every one who participated in my HH. Also like to thank my new friends I got while my HH was happening THANKS AGAIN METAL FOREVER Metal Forever@ fubar
A Man's Prayer...haha
A MAN'S PRAYER Now I lay me down to sleep I pray my penis I will keep. And if I wake and it is gone I hope I'll find it on the lawn. I hope the dog that's running free Doesn't see that little part of me. And many cautions I must take To keep that part I love to shake. Much attention must I pay To see the knives are put away. The mower, chainsaw, and hatchet, too There's just no telling what she'll do. So I cross my fingers, close my eyes, And cross my legs to avoid surprise!
Bachelor Commandments.....pfft
BACHELOR COMMANDMENTS 1. Thou shalt always fool around on your girlfriend (that way when she dumps you, you can always get the last laugh). 2. Thou shalt not screw thy girlfriend's friends unless you're sure you can get away with it AND you do it in her bed. 3. Thou shalt never spend more than $100 without first getting in her pants. 4. Thou shalt never marry the first girl you screw after getting out of a "slump." 5. Thou shalt never admit to being in a slump, it is always a "lull." 6. Thou shalt always have beer in the fridge. 7. Thou shalt always blow off your girlfriend at least once a month to get drunk with your buddies. 8. Thou shalt always forget to call when performing the previous commandment. 9. Thou shalt never go on a blind date with someone described as having "a good personality." 10. Thou shalt never eat anything high in fiber or low in cholesterol. 11. Thou shalt never drink nonalcoholic beer. 12. Thou shalt never covet thy neig
OPEC sells oil for $136.00 a barrel. OPEC nations buy U.S. grain at $7.00 a bushel. Solution: Sell grain for $136.00 a bushel. Can't buy it ? Tough! Drink your oil! Ought to go well with a nice thick grilled steak of camel ass!!!
My Sexual Sign...yah Right Lol
Your Sex Sign is... You're a total pleaser. One sample of your touch, and anyone is hooked. You're so good that you've gotten people off just with your incredible kissing. You're a bit of a romantic, and you only have sex that's meaningful. Cancer, you are a born pleaser. Few people can resist your passionate, playful allure. An incurable romantic, you adore being courted. You'll do anything for a lover that sends you flowers or love tokens. You like lots of cuddling, touching, and kissing. You are a celebrated kisser. You also like to touch and fondle yourself. Typically, you learned to give yourself pleasure at a very young age. As an adult, you are easily aroused and multi-orgasmic. Mutual masturbation is very satisfying for you. You are extremely aware of your sexual attraction. You telegraph your sensuality with every move you make. You have the most communicative body language of any sign. You are very emotional, and you constantly ne
Just A Little Something
God gave you to us and he took you away He opened up his golden gates to let you hear the angels sing They fill your heart with happiness and your filled with peace The angels run to you and bring you in They great you with smiles and you shake their hands I know where you are and I hope you can see how much we all loved you And how many will greave Yet I set here tonight alone in my room I ask God why Why he took you so soon I get no answer I get no reply I set here and think some more I guess it was just your time I wish it could have been longer I wish I could have said goodbye But it is too late And I know deep down you know that we will all miss you with all our might So these are my last words that I ca say You meant the world to me And I will miss you more from day to day It wont be the same without you It will never be that way I just hope you know deep down that no other will ever take your place
Today is going to be a great day! Yes I stashed this but I am gonna blog it cuz its FRIGGIN FUNNY!!! Watch it!! Treadmill Kittens
Well, I'm Still Alive...
yup, that's right... wrecked my car... well this dumb bitch slammed on her brakes, i was about 4-5 lengths behind her precious little prius, so i slammed on mine, she went off into the median... my tired caught and sent me under an 18 wheeler, then it spit me out back across the fast lane and i flipped then landed on the hood of the car behind me.... then ended up on my wheels. the troopers said if i wouldn't have landed on the car behind me that i would for sure be dead... ty sean... muah! whatta ride dude... lemme tell you, i thought for sure i was gonna die, and i ended up with garnet in her crate on top of me and i opened my door looked down and there was my purse... contents all down the road... shards of mirror and glass stuck all around me on the seats and dash and i got a cut above my eye, bruised my elbow, knee, shoulder and the mouthpiece i have for my teeth cut the roof of my mouth right behind my teeth and somehow or another i hit my nose cause damn it hurts...
Prayer For Forgiveness
We have forgotten who we are. We have alienated ourselves from the unfolding of the cosmos We have become estranged from the movements of the Earth We have turned our backs on the cycles of life. We have forgotten who we are. We have sought only our own security We have exploited simply for our own ends We have distorted our knowledge We have abused our power. We have forgotten who we are. Now the land is barren And the waters are poisoned And the air is polluted. We have forgotten who we are. Now the forests are dying And the creatures are disappearing And humans are despairing. We have forgotten who we are. We ask forgiveness We ask for the gift of remembering We ask for the strength to change. We have forgotten who we are.
Please Read
You Can Only Type One Word. Not as easy as you might think. Now copy and paste into your blog and tag 5 ppl to do the same. Leave a comment to let us know you have done it, AND LEAVE THEM A COMMENT TO LET THEM KNOW THEY HAVE BEEN TAGGED. It's really hard to only use one-word answers! 1. Where is your cell phone? TABLE 2. Your significant other? DOMINO 3. Your hair? RED 4. Your mother? PITTSBORO 5. Your father? ASHEBORO 6. Your favorite thing? FOOD 7. Your dream last night? NONE 8. Your favorite drink? COFFEE 9. Your dream/goal? PROSPERITY 10. The room you're in? LIVING 11. Music? OLDIES 12. Where do you want to be in 6 years? MARRIED 14. Where were you last night? OUT 15. What you're not? RICH 16. Muffins? BLUEBERRY 17. One of your wish list items? KIDS 18. Where you grew up? PITTSBORO 19. The last thing you did? SHOUT 20. What are you wearing? PAJAMAS 21. TV? YEP 22. Your pets? NONE 23. Your computer? LAPTOP 24.
Summer Solstice
The Sun moves into Cancer on the evening of June 20, ushering in summer in the northern hemisphere and winter in the southern hemisphere. At the time of the solstice, the Sun's rays are directly over the Tropic of Cancer, which is at latitude 23.5 degree north and passes through Mexico, Africa and India. For those of us who live in the northern hemisphere, it will mark the longest day and the shortest night of the year. In the southern hemisphere the opposite will be happening, with the shortest day and the longest night of the year. This is also the time of year when the Sun moves from the air sign, Gemini, to the water sign, Cancer. In astrology, Cancer is represented by the crab, who carries its home everywhere, and is focused on home and family. Not so coincidentally, summer is packed with family activities, picnics, reunions, kids returning home as schools let out for the summer -- fitting pursuits for a sign known for its focus on family, hearth and home. Midsummer has hist
Please Come Help Im Trailing Behind Third Spot And I Need Your Help
im trailing third place and i need help fast so come and help when you can thank you it ends on the 24th please help
Sex And Sex And Sex
Sex and Sex and Sex by LateNiteFantasy Do sex and sex and sex fill up your mind Entirely, when you settle down to read? It seems that sex and sex and sex inclined Deep-seated sins of lust. Such is your need. For it's with sly delight, I plant each word, Though you protest at how deep I embed, This sex and sex and sex may seem absurd, And build a vertigo within your head. You may seem dizzy, but I am obsessed, With penetrative insights of your form, My sex and sex and sex might interest, The doctors of neurosis. Please inform them of the words I've sent. There is no doubt that sex, sex ,sex is all we think about.
Teoni In Hardcore B/g Action!
Hi everybody This weekend I am releasing "In the bedroom with the Avon lady" starring the fantastic Teoni in hardcore b/g action This is the folow up scene where Teoni has come calling to pick up her catalog and take my order but I didnt want anything and she told me she would be willing to do anything to get some orders so Teoni came inside to show me her sales skills! We was in the kitchen where she sucked my cock and I fucked her over and on the freezer! Now we have moved to the bedroom there the action gets even hotter! See Teoni taking me in her mouth before she lays back and lets me eat out her wet pussy while sliping in a finger inside of her! It is not long before we are shagging and I fuck her on her back, then her side before taking her doggy style so I can get all the way inside of her! Over 17 miuntes of hardcore b/g video action and 53 wild photos! To see the samples use this link Or to see the prom
Highway Rose: A Bud Bloom
Highway Rose: a Bud bloom by LateNiteFantasy Highway Rose: a Bud bloom (part one) On the shores of an asphalt river long legs in stalkings, spider webbed black leather boots laced and alluring halter top with her thumb in the wind. A desert highway boils on the horizon Her charming smile a camouflaged gun brake lights come like a hot wind blows for a hitch-hiker called, Highway Rose. "Where to?" Asked Bud, with a wicked grin the passenger door shut as Rose crawled in "Take me to your pleasure den!" she smiled the vehicle began to race, mile after mile. In a fake leather slide she prowled closer The engine pistons' stroked over and over His legs opened wider to an inviting hand as Highway Rose fondled her final plan. Suggestions whispered a playful game lust boiled in the front seat, unrestrained Brake lights glowed to an off-beat road clothes fell like pedals from Highway Rose. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Highway Rose: a Bud bloom (pa
Great Friends
A friend of mine posted a blog asking: What is it to YOU that determines being a great friend on here, even if you never meet the person? Well that started me thinking so here is how I determine what is a great friend: 1. A good friend is one who asks, "How are ya?" and really wants to know; even if you're feeling like crap, they want to hear about it. 2. A great friend will check in on you just to make sure you're still around. 3. A good friend will understand that when you say that you don't want to chat that you really mean it and will leave you alone. They might even just sit there and not say a word. 4. A really good friend will call you on the carpet when you say or do something stupid; not to belittle you but because they care enough about you to help you be a better person. This requires great trust on the part of both people. 5. A good friend will know when to tease, when NOT to tease and how for to push things. This isnt always my strong suit. 6. A gr
Using The Midnight Oil As Lube
Using the Midnight Oil as Lube by LateNiteFantasy I wanted to be the first to fuck midnight, Just screw the hell out of the witching hour I wanted to use the moon for a condom and devour All her blinking eyes, tie her up with a lovers bight. But woe, is me, you got there first, Raging lesbian in black combat boots, Flannel shirt and ill-dyed roots, You used nights sex to quench your thirst. Alas, sloppy seconds, you suck and I durst Slip casually into this union of night and day You have truly ruined my dreams. Bitch. But Ill be the first to cry, Do thy worst! Have at thee, Day, Ill slay you this way: On your head, a voodoo curse! Jock itch. Ill shake my voodoo stick with all my might And dance an arcane dance of power Ill chant and gesture, grin and glower Until you scratch and fill with fright. And when youve fallen to the deadly itch, Ill watch you writhe and moan and twitch.
Rapture's Door
Rapture's Door by LateNiteFantasy Silken night wrapped Bodies meshed so tight Our need was one We shared this night Desire and time Flowed in our space Tears and wet kisses Consumed at our pace Entwined limbs Shuddered cries Whispered urgency Our needs rise Push and pull Give and take To the peak of the chasm Tremble and wait Falling so sweetly Through rapture's door Landing... smiling Then starting once more
My Application
So i decided to answers the question if i was filling out an application to be a Girlfriend Name: Stacy Age: 33 Birthday:December 24th (yes Christmas Eve thats what it says on my birth certificated) Location:Denver, Co Height: 5"7 Eye color:Hazel Hair color: Depends right now brownish red What is your hair like? soft Describe your style:classy but comfy Are you married ? Nope What kind of music do you listen to? Old school,look on my home page What do you look for in a man? Well personality Do looks matter? yes and no Longest you have stayed in a relationship?71/2 yrs Last relationship ended? 2 yrs age What is your ideal date? 9/9/009 LOL different but fun! Baseball game , beer and a hot dog or a museum and lunch at a cafe, Amusement park, the Zoo Where would you take me for a date? one of the above Are you a romantic? a true romantic at heart my down fall How would you treat me? like a king How do you feel about a little PDA? A MUST State your i
Leptin's Effect On Body Weight And Blood Pressure
Hormone Linked To Body Weight May Help Regulate Blood Pressure ScienceDaily (Sep. 17, 1999) ORLANDO, Fla., Sept. 15 -- Leptin, a hormone believed to help regulate body weight, may also be involved in the regulation of blood pressure, according to research presented today at the American Heart Association's meeting on high blood pressure. See also: Health & Medicine * Hypertension * Obesity * Heart Disease * Diet and Weight Loss * Cholesterol * Prostate Cancer Reference * Blood sugar * Appetite * High fructose corn syrup * Adipose tissue "It is possible that leptin is one of the regulators of blood pressure," says Hideki Takizawa, M.D., Ph.D., an instructor in the second department of internal medicine at the Sapporo Medical University in Sapporo, Japan. In an earlier study, Takizawa's group found that blood levels of leptin were higher in normal weight people with high blood pressure than in individuals of similar si
Mia For A While
Hey everyone--just thought I'd post a blog explaining why friends have only been able to catch me on here or other places (phone, yahoo, etc.) every now and then. For starters, I am almost done (fingers crossed) of one of the worst chest colds I have ever had (several different antibiotics, inhalers, etc.). That just knocked me off my feet. Rather than logging in and out of programs, I usually just keep things on. Sometimes my son will go to his kid-friendly websites through his easy link, which may end up making me look like I'm really on, but I'm not. Or sometimes my computer automatically reboots itself with updates and opens up yahoo it may look like I signed on but I really didn't. Trust me I'm not avoiding people, I've just been sick and really focused on getting better. Second, not only did my son present similar symptoms to my chest cold from hell, he ended up getting CHICKEN POX. I keep telling him that if he scratches himself anymore, he will tu
All About Me
So, my name is Stacey. I'm 21 from Michigan. I have a wonderful fiance named Michael and I can't wait until the day I marry him. We still need to set the date, but I'm aiming for September 13, 2009. We have a beautiful little girl named Mandalyn and she is almost a year old (july 16th). I love watching her grow and play every day, she amazes me. I must admit, Mike and I did a great job creating her. She's the light of my life. We're having another baby due October 13th, we will find out tomorrow if it's a boy or another girl. I have a feeling it's a girl, so we'll see. We have 2 cats, Sparta & Gem and they are brother & sister from the same litter. We also have 2 mice, Gaia and Artemis and we're shocked they're still alive. We live with my parents but are trying everything and more to move out, and hopefully we can soon. We have an apartment to look at tomorrow, and hopefully we'll be able to get it because we need a place to ourselves. We miss being on our own. I plan on going back t
Update On My Auction In And Co Owner Of it at bling right now.
crimson screams like night terrors and hands shaking with fear no. terror. sweat dampened sheets pillow crushed there are tears on my cheeks and i can not remember why waking alone is the worst thing
Another Love Poem
Another Love Poem by LateNiteFantasy I can't fathom forever but I know it's not long enough Yes that's right baby another love poem Where words can't carry the weight of emotion I want to tell you all the things that you never thought you'd hear... although I don't know why you never thought you'd hear them. But that doesn't really matter. I'll show you every day why you deserve this hommage of love paid to you. I can't not I want to show you how to fly standing still. how music can ravish your body from the inside and leave you standing there naked and trembling with goosebumps. I want to show you exploding, red, sky engulfing sunsets with your eyes closed. And let you know we don't ever have to wait until the fourth of july For our fireworks yeah that's right baby another love poem from your fuMaster poet turned hopless romantic. Words to you that can never do you justice.
Are You Friends With Stephanie??
Well, if not, go here Stephanie Lynn@ fubar And add her... tell her King Domino sent ya!! He's trying to win a Happy Hour!!! Let me know if you succeed!! Thanks!! Love you all!!!
Imagination / Reality
Thursday, June 26, 2008 Imagine it Imagine that you're full of energy and enthusiasm, excited and positive about the day ahead. Imagine that you're highly effective, able to achieve whatever you set out to do with confidence and ease. In your mind's eye, see yourself working with discipline and focus, quickly and easily making the decisions that move your world forward. Visualize yourself as always knowing what to say and do in every situation. Imagine yourself being the person you've always wanted to be. Imagine living the life you've always dreamed of living. See it all in rich and colorful detail. Allow yourself to dream, and know, with absolute certainty, that you can have it, you can do it and you can be it. Make your image of yourself and your life a positive one, and you'll program yourself for real, sustained success. Imagine yourself at your very best, and hold that image firmly in your mind, day after day, moment by moment. What you're able to imagine, you'r
Qtazabutton And Mscharlotte2u
Two Beauties, one common goal.. wanna help us out? QtazaBooker-Doodle@ fubar 550K To QtazaGodMomma MsCharlotte2U!~No Rate No Add~Owned by suckface@ fubar500K To MsGodmother2U
Re: New Big Brother London Underground Signs Stir Controversy
RE: New Big Brother London Underground Signs Stir Controversy ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Paul Joseph Watson Date: 24 Jun 2008, 21:12 New Big Brother London Underground Signs Stir Controversy Upon entering the London underground following a rare trip abroad last week I was hit with a sudden reminder that I was entering back into big brother control central when I encountered rows and rows of advertising boards plastered with the same stark posters reading "I THINK I'M BEING WATCHED". http://www. infowars. net/articles/june2008/240608beingwatched. htm
The first time I felt your touch I knew there wasn't much that could keep me away from you you made me come unglued your words touched my heart and mind. It snuck up from behind I wasn't ready you made me unsteady. But now that it is gone I long to feel that touch
I've Been Widgeted...or Some Shit!
Do You?
Do you know what it's like to love someone so much and then they just walk out of your life? Do you know what it's like to be there when they need you but they are never there for you? Do you know what it's like to have so much love for him but he tells you he found someone new? Do you know what it's like to feel the touch they're hands that gave you the chills just fade away in the dark? Do you know what it's like to be beside them laying in they're arms but feel so alone? The softness of they're skin beside you just disappears into the night? Do you know what it's like to feel so much happiness and joy but you are still heart broken inside? Do you know what it's like to love someone who can't be with you? Do you know what it's like to stay up all night crying because he left you? Do you know what it's like to sit and think he will come back to you? Do you know what it's like to want someone so badly but you can't go back to the pain? Do you know what it's like to put back
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Knightly Passion
Knightly Passion Pulsating rhythms of you dance though my soul. Through the corner of my eye I drink deeply of every move.. Every inch of your body... Every fantasy you inspire with but a smile or Victorian move. You feel my glances penetrate you... Feeding off you hungrily. Every movement lunges me deeper into desires which cast all reason aside. Flames which comsume and demand to be fed. You become a part of me... A dark knight, manipulating passion I must possess completely... Touch completely... Love completely. Enveloping you I feast wantingly on the desires within you, Taking great pleasures in quenching a thirst which cannot me filled Yet demands it nevertheless. Two souls alone in the night Vampires of passion consuming emotions and desires Long forgotten in a world where a kiss was the foundation of a castle And erotic passion the heart of a kingdom. In perfect two-part harmony we move as one together.. Thrusting deeply with our selfish demands.
Sorry About Not Being Online Lately
Hello all, Sorry for not being online lately, first off, I had to go speak at a conference that for the volunteer group that I am Co-Chair of here where I live and then the next day, I woke up at 7am out of a dead sleep in a lot of pain so at about 11am, had to go the local ER at the hospital, they took blood out of me to see what is going on and then they took me to back to the exam room finally and got a cat scan done to see what was going on, only to find out several hours later that the test came back normal and the cat scan come out normal too but ever since that day, I'm still in pain so the doctor at the ER put me on Vicodin for pain and other than that, I just have to stay off my feet since I have a pulled muscle in my side here but I will try to catch up with you all though, definitely
A Lesson Unlearned
A Lesson Unlearned In the castle courtyard you walk Smiles of those you love surround you A lady crawls to your feet Crying, desperate, almost hiding You pick her up, tears well in her eyes Your faith is destroyed, Your love is untrue You have given all and only know betrayal You have lost yourself and all you hold dear You believed in love and was greeted with pain. You know not where to turn, You are outcast Her tears fill a fountain. At bended knee you lift her high To the scorn of others in the courtyard. In your arms she collapses. As she awakes she is clothed in the finest of silk As she exists her room you await in nervousness She is my honored guest... She is the one whom God has blessed with a heart of gold With a desire of silver She cannot know all the evil in mean hearts She cannot see the mockery of men in God's sacraments In the film of disgust In the records of betrayal. She cannot believe the betrayal of love in a heart. She envies su
Tagged / Facts
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. old fashioned peanut butter + ice cream = yummy and has a neat texture 2. purple is my favorite color. roll out my purple carpet, please. :) 3. after spending years in the pacific ocean, i've never seen its stars at night. 4. in elementary school, i found a loose tooth in my ice cream. i was disgusted until i realized it was mine. 5. ran Linux since 1994. (Windows 3.1 era) 6. i like to learn about computers, art, music and photography. (not so much computerists, artists, musicians, and photographers.) 7. i'm learning Japanese. Nijongo ga wakarimasen. 8. i can't confirm nor deny what i wanted to write he
With A Smile
With A Smile by LateNiteFantasy To be frightened And no comfort is there Uncertainty about life Calling my hand too soon To lay my life In a strangers hand Fear abounds To open myself For whatever lies beneath Will there be a tomorrow? To surely lose Part of me Hopes of a new beginning But if I should lose All of me If tomorrow never comes I'll feel i have left A part of me To carry on a dream Ashes may float away In an April shower My will still lives on The unknown scares me still For there's still much I want to do Experience so much Teach what I can Love I need to give Pains I need to take But if my time runs out There's just one thing I want to say Remember me with a smile And I'll be smiling back
Why Should I Do For You ?
It seems that there alot of fake ppl on fubar that would like to miss lead you to beleive that their all that and a bag of chips. Putting up fake pictures and writing on their page to make them look good are hot its sad that ppl has to do that to make a name for the self. I geuss in their own little world they are that but in the real world their nothing lonely loser just trying to get attention from others. And what is it with the women and the guys as will posing in the nude showing off their privet areas to drew attention to them self. God i hate it when women would set there and lie saying that their taken just to avoid wanting to date someone and ladie there is guys doing the same as will in that issue so think before spuoting off that guys do it too so read closely before drewing to a conclosive on that part so in closing fubar is more are less a place of just a joke and a place were ppl can build their eagle.
I have finally at pece with everything. I feel as if a weight has been lifted . I have closed certain chapters n my life I refuse to re-open . I am going to start getting my life back in order, no matter how tired I am . I am tired of not having things , I want to make something of my life , and it seems I am always told I can't do it . That stops today , I feel sorry for whoever gets in my way . I have had people all my life try and control what I say or do , I am sick of it . As I see things I should be able to make my own mistakes . I have literally made myself sick over all of this . I need to start taking care of myself or I am going to literally feel over dead, and where would I be.
Thanks For Thinking (with Apologies)
Thanks for ThinkingMy apologies that this wasn't smootherIt was a matter of now or never: Now won So clever in expression And with no apprehension, She reeled off some barbs Without the slightest pretension That's how I found a good friend From back in my old neighborhood. Madame de Lafayette Had to go for a cigarette. Voltaire never knew the pleasure Of discovering this treasure Reeling off his tournure in all the French salons. The wine is fine, but I need some company, Someone must see the smile within my frown, And find something to pick me up Without letting me down. Nothing gets me through the night Like just stayin' alive. You have been heard And all I did was listen. So only whisper now, And show me some forgiveness -- You've explained living in the moment So I'll hear your voice echo forevermore. After staying for so long, I don't need a minute I've seen this world With all the mystery in it, Sometimes today is all you need, What
Freeze Tag
Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 15 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 10 people to be tagged, listing their names. Don't forget to let them know that they've been tagged, and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I AM A VERY FLIRTY GUY, BUT THATS NOT ALL I'M ABOUT 2. MY SON IS MY WORLD. NOTHING MATTERS TO ME MORE 3. I CRIED WHEN THE TERMINATOR DIED IN T2 4. I LOVE ALL OLDER CARS. 5. SMURFS SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME WHEN I WAS YOUNGER 6. I FEEL WOMEN ARE LIKE BRANDY, THE OLDER THEY ARE THE BETTER THEY TASTE 7. I WILL PROTECT MY FRIENDS BY ANY MEANS NECESSARY 8. I AM GOING TO BE A FULL TIME PROFESSIONAL POKER PLAYER WITH IN THE NEXT 2 YEARS 9. MUSIC IS A HUGE PART OF MY LIFE. I LISTEN, CREATE, COMPOSE. 10. AT MY AGE I AM MORE MATURE THAN A LOT OF OLDER PEOPLE I KNOW 11. I AM NOT ALL FUN AND GAMES, I LOVE INTE...INTE...SMART PEOPLE DISCUSSIONS 12. I AM THE BEST F
Fubucks Contest
If you are in need of Fubucks to win a spotlight, bid in an auction, or for whatever reason you need them, this IS the contest for you! I am hosting a contest where there will be 3 winners of FuBucks. First Place will receive $1,000,000 FuBucks; Second will receive $750,000 FuBucks; Third will receive $500,000. ************************Rules********************* 1. Contestants must have 20k in comments and all three place winners MUST complete that amount of comments to receive their winnings. 2. The contest will begin on Wednesday, July 9, 2008 and run until completion. 3. No scripts, blank comments or green accounts will be allowed. 4. Any of you who would like to enter MUST private message me and tell me which photo you would like me to use. 5. There must be a minimum of 10 entrants for the contest to begin. 6. Interested people may begin applying from the time of this posting until July 8, 2008. Hosting the contest manly -
From Tizzie
My Heart Give this heart to everyone you don't want to lose in '08 (including me if you care). Try to collect 12. It's not easy! Never take someone for granted Hold every person close to your heart Because you might wake up one day And realize that you've lost a diamond While you were too busy collecting stones 6 hrs ago
Just A Lie
if he did love me then he never would have hurt me if he did love me then he would have stayed with me if he did love me then i wouldn't be crying i wouldn't be feeling as if i was dying i wouldn't be wishing the thing that i wish i wouldn't be hoping to end all of this i wouldn't be writing these dumb stupid poems i wouldn't be hurting if he really loved me then i wouldn't be hurting like this i love him and he knows that i do but no begging no pleading nothing worked i told him not to do this i told him not to leave me but he left he ended it all the love that we had the love he said he had but i can see now that is was all just a lie that i was being played that his love was just a lie
56 Reasons To Have Sex
56 Reasons to Have Sex It's not just for tickling your taco. Getting it on is good for the whole enchilada Nicole Blades Do the nasty. Knock boots. Bump uglies. Shag. Schtupp. Boff. Boink. For every silly nickname we use for sex, there's a totally legit reason why you should be having more of it. To prove our point, we've pulled together a comprehensive list of the mind-boggling benefits of hitting the sheets. From boosting your immune system to releasing aggression, here are the many ways it pays to play dirty. 1. Shag your guy's ticker into shape. According to a study at Queens University in Belfast, men who have sex three or more times a week can cut their risk of heart attack in half. 2. According to that same study, regular romps will also halve your man's chances of suffering a stroke. 3. Work off that Rice Krispies Treat without hitting the treadmill. One 30-minute roll in the hay burns about 200 calories. 4. Avoid going postal at work. Nooky helps the brain
Another Day, Another Auction....
Would you like to own me? Well, I'm in another Auction... Come by and bid on me... R770770 Fu-Owns me until July 27th... and YOU can own me from July 11th to August 11th... If you're lucky enough!!! Stop on by, place a bid, come show me love, and I'll return it any way i can!! MWAZ!!!
Week Just Get's Better Huh....o_o
being sarcastic cuase umm it's not. not only did i have problems with my neck.. but i just found out a few mins ago.. that my uncle had died last night of a heart attack. didn't know him that well to cry about it. but it's still sad when someone dies. especially when there part of the family. he's my dad's brother.. well one of 13. so you can imagine the reason why i didn't get to know him to well. i don't even remember how he looks.. guess i'll find out this weekend at his funeral. it's been forever since i've seen him.. probably since i was a lil girl. as for my neck.. it's getting better. just a lil more kinks in it and sore.. but it should be gone by this weekend. wish all of ya'll a great 4h of july. stay safe and dont drink & drive. ~dina
You Wanted Her, You Got Her....the Bitch Just Took Over Here!!!!
Well I'm dropping the hammer here so if you can't take the know the rest....Unless I gotta write it out in crayon for those of you who can't figure it out.... Get you're azz out the kitchen!!!! I'm done....Done with the liars, the users, the manipulators, the haters, and everything else!!!! Man up tell me to my face if you got a problem, that is unless you aren't man enough!!!! Oh yeah and, how bout ya keep your, wives, girlfriends, flavors of the week(for use of nicer terms there) off of me, considering you're the one who's coming over to step up to me!!!! I guess it's a free country to all but me though ain't that right???? Somehow I manage to piss off these so called women, by not actually doing anything or bringing it on, but yet your men somehow find their way here and that's somehow my fault!!!! I'm nice to people who are nice to me, plain and simple!!!! If you don't want your man trolling around, I guess maybe you need to remedy that somehow, now don't yo
My Fu-midget...
Viacom Vs We The People
Our govt dollars at work,Troops are fighting for our freedom, the govt is taking away all our rights... Especially here, It up to you... Stand up and fight or just delete up to you
Your Requests Count!
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Tell That Someone That You Love Just What You're Thinking Of ...
My VIP expires in 2 days, and I haven't decided if I'm going to renew it or not yet. If you'd like to trade 11's today or tomorrow give me a shout or a private message. Thanks
Why Do I Bother??
Well the Cable Guy has been and swapped out the box for a new one. Apparantly the new box model (same as the one that it replaced) was supposed to have the particular fault fixed... well apparently not. Anyway, everything is back up and running so I am happy about that... but why did I bother rushing home for 16:00 when the guy did not turn up till after 18:00???
Miss Puppet
Miss puppet With lifeless eyes, What are you thinking? Wooden limbs What feelings do you have? Miss puppet Dancing the king and queen's waltz As the master pulls the strings How helpless you look? As the audience stare Memories Do you have any? Freedom Are you able to have? Without the strings What can you do? You are nothing But a puppet Without the puppet master You are just an array of wood Locked in a box Waiting
Bummer...a Parents Worse Nightmare
My step-daughter (19 years of age) has spent the last 8 years in my love and care. She's a big part of my life. She has a little girl who calls me Grandma. They're simply wonderful. She's recently joined the Army National Guard and is finishing school in VA as we speak. She just called and told me she has signed papers to go active duty rather than reserves as she had originally planned. I'm proud of her. That's a life altering decision. She's also just been told that her unit is being deployed to Iraq this fall. Her MOS (job) in the Army is a fueler. Fueling everything from planes to tanks. Once again, she has to leave her child behind and face something that she has never witnessed. She's just a kid. This is going to be tough on all of us. God Bless our troops...
Story Of A Stupid Rooster
Story of a stupid Rooster There was a story once told about a rooster who tought he had it all...he walked around the chicken coop like he was cock of the walk.....the farmer liked the rooster, but the rooster didn't listen to him when he told him what to do....this went on for about 18 months. The farmer kept buying him feed and feeding him each day. He even spent lots of money and built the rooster a house. but the rooster didn't respect the farmer and continued to act like he was the end all of roosters. The farmer reminded the rooster that he had helped him become the cock of the walk by making his feathers look good and telling all the other farmers about him and how great he was. But all the rooster did was strut around saying "look at me I'm a fabulous rooster" But the farmer started getting tired of not being listened to and not being respected. So one day the farmer walked out to the chicken coop and the rooster strutted around him to let everyone know that he was a special
Workin On A Dragon 4 Chris
This is a picture i'm drawing 4(real life boyfriend ) Chris....let me know what you think I'M workin on the body now....:D
Only 1200 To Level - For You Topaz
Topaz is an awesome friend to have!! She only needs 1200 to level...Please help: Topaz@ fubar
Mister B's Sexy Comments
What Is There Not To Get
if you say you'll do something do it.if you don't and the person gets upset because you hurt there feelings again after you said you wouldn't they have every right to be upset.especially after they have had a mental break down because of all the let downs that keep occurring.don't say your going to be there for someone if your not.don't lie and say you will be if you know you can't then just say i can't be here for you.but dont be just another one of the countless people who let me down over and over again.
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Mizz Nono
wen i see u i see the missin part of me who wud have known that this cud eva be you give me a feelin in my soul a feelin of completly bein whole ya laugh n ya smile i cudn go a day witout i finally found sum1 who cud show me wat is all about don wanna jump ahead but i cud c me bein ya wife cuz u keep me movin n breathin n lovin my life ill give you that ride or die love show u i care always b there n put no1 else above u.. cuz since the day we met i been in a daze got me feelin like im on a cloud n piffin that haze from the blood in my veins to the thoughts in my mind bonnie n clyde we cud take ova wit us combined u no this shorty by ya side fa wateva goes down whether knockin bitches out or crazi sex ill go anotha roun o0o yes rep the colors of ya brothas u red im black ill give u sutin u can feel if u bang ill bang bak everyday i think bout wen ill see ya face picturin wat we gon do it makes my heart race wonderin how ya li
So U Think U Have Seen Everything
Sijo #1
When your eyes sweep shut, no reflection remains of my soul Let me take a look at you when the mirror again swings my way Perhaps there was something there that I missed the first time around 5-25-02
Team 3 Fu-angels Boopmebaby Just Got Her Halo!!!!
Not Alone In This World!!!!!
FEEL THE MAJIK - WITCHY'S WIKKED GRAPHIX Alone in a world all on my own!! The world is out there trying to crash in before me!! Freedom & more is in sight in the far off distance!! It is there that I must go!! Working towards more in this life than fear & pain!! Alone in this world all my own!! Keeping my head held high as I continue to grow. Inner growth, Spritual growth & more.... Changes with in this lonely soul, I welcome them all & so much more! Alone in this world yet suddenly aware of not being alone at all!! Freedom & Love is within me and in the future too!! Keeping on track of what I desire in this life & all I shall acquire!! Not allowing the fear to keep me down under barbedwire!!!! Not alone in this world.... As I go on, The stronger I become!!! Each day becomes newer & brighter!! Thank You for all the lessons I have learned to this day!! I'm ALIVE
Owned By ~cherokeelady~prou
MY Friend DJ TOOLMAN TIM i own him he is a sweetie everyone who reads this should show him some love and let him know how sweet he is DJ TOOLMAN TIM "Promoter & Greeter at the Blue Cat Club" Owned By " ~Cherokeelady~Prou@ fubar (repost of original by '~Cherokeelady~Proud Member Of The Confederate Bomber Family' on '2008-07-17 22:31:12')
Thank You For Being A Friend
I want to send a big thank you out to Persia, Queen B, The Photographer, *Mz.hTTGrL* and everyone else that has helped me out this week. I have managed to 110K closer to Fu-King this week. Hopefully I will get there before the end of next week. If you all want to try to get me there over the weekend, that would rock too!!! Thank you all for your help. **BIG HUGS!!!**
Friend In Giveaway Contest In The Biggest Giveaway Ever Giveaway
she needs 25,000 comments in 4 weeks to recieve her 3 month vip and the same for wolf of the night one of us shadow bombers please show your luv for the peeps
Recipe For Love Making
Ingredients: 4 Laughing eyes 4 Well-shaped legs 4 Loving arms 2 Firm milk containers 2 Nuts 1 Fur-lined mixing bowl 1 Firm banana Directions: 1. Look into laughing eyes. 2. Spread well-shaped legs with loving arms. 3. Squeeze and massage milk containers very gently. 4 Gently add firm banana to mixing bowl, working in and out until well creamed. For best results. Continue to knead milk containers. 5. As heat rises, plunge banana deep into mixing bowl and cover with nuts, leave to soak (preferably NOT overnight). 6. The cake is done when banana is soft. If banana does not soften, repeat 4 steps 3-5 Notes: 1. If you are in an unfamiliar kitchen, wash utensils carefully before and after use. 2. Do not lick mixing bowl after use. 3. If cake rises, leave town. ** I found this an interesting description.
I Try To Understand....
I try to understand.... I try to understand what makes us feel the way we do- I know that you love me and I know that I love you. Things we have and do share, Are nothing in compare. I have never hidden my love, friendship, or since of belonging when it comes to you- I know that we both are brutally honest with each other and only speak the truth. Lost in my world of wanting, needing, and loving only, Giving all I can to be there even in times of unknown reasons and at times feeling lonely. I have seen you in a darken room, and rays you give light to the gloom. I witnessed you in the light of day, sometimes to hear you speak silently... "Just go away!" Keeping it locked inside like a hidden treasure- That is something that is beyond measure. Going with the flow to keep the peace and tears away, I can handle it when you tell me... "I'm sorry, I have dragons to slay!" Fight the evil spirits within, Don't let them win! No matter what happens
I dunno what I just promised myself. Something vague. Something amazing. Something beautiful. The perfect surprise, wrapped with a silk bow. Something won two someone too. Maybe I'm getting my hopes up. Maybe I'm getting ahead of myself. Maybe I'm all messed up, saying silly things making stupid claims falling in yet another tumble. Headlong, headstrong, cocksure. Only I'm not. I'm as timid as a cornered mouse. With no sabre like wit or reportoire of pithy sidesteps. I'm just me. No style, no flash pure substance and abuse self imposed. Like a fish out of water. Like a raven out of murder. But here I am, in an upright, downlow smashmouth display. Me. I. Am simply amazed. I took a gamble, I took a shot flushed the impossible heart. Because I always knew. I looked under the surface those thin wisps those faint promises of cream colored silk against my outstretched, thirsty fingers against my starving eyes. against my naysaying self co
The Closet
A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work. Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly , sees them and hides in the bedroom closet to watch. The woman's husband also comes home. She puts her lover in the closet , not realizing that the little boy is in there already. The little boy says , 'Dark in here.' The man says , 'Yes , it is.' Boy - 'I have a baseball.' Man - 'That's nice.' Boy - 'Want to buy it?' Man - 'No , thanks.' Boy - 'My dad's outside.' Man - 'OK , how much?' Boy - '$150' Man - 'Sold.' In the next few weeks , it happens again that the boy and the lover are in the closet together. Boy - 'Dark in here.' Man - 'Yes , it is.' Boy - 'I have a Wilson infielder's glove.' The lover , remembering the last time , asks the boy , 'How much?' Boy - '$350' Man - 'Highway robbery. Sold.' A few days later , the father says to the boy , 'Grab your gloves , let's go outside and have a game of catch.' The boy says , 'I can't
New Poem
this is my first ever maybe my only dont know where it came from just kinda how i feel at the moment in well a poem hope you like it feel free to comment. Painful love she asked for my heart i gave her my all she posted my picture high up on the wall she told me i was the man of her dreams but the woman i love don't love me it seems so I've closed it up and wrapped it with a chain as cold as an icebox my heart will remain never again shall i love nor even try cause before go through this id rather die but i thank you my love for showing me just how painful true love can be so I'm going away now to hide in a whole when she broke my heart it shattered my soul it shattered my soul
Two Guys Walk Into A Bar...
I'm having a crisis of confidence. Yesterday, I get this call. Random number that I don't recognize. Normally, I don't answer such calls, letting them roll over to voice-mail. This time, however, I answered. It is a guy, someone that I don't know and have never heard of. Introduces himself, tells me he got my number from another person, who got it from another person. The last one is someone that I do know. So, this fellow gives me his pitch. Tells me that he is doing an act here in Vegas and he needs someone to take his outline and fill in the dialogue. He explains the whole thing to me in detail. It is a combo bit, involving impersonators, music and comedy. Comedy? I am a little flabbergasted. Comedy, really? I ask him why he is considering me. He laughs and says that he was told that I am pretty funny, that I can come up with bits on the fly and that he's positive that I am the girl for the gig. Being a female is important, he tells me. He needs the female perspectiv
Come Join The Fun
Rdizzo Michigan
It started in a stupid mumm about women being more attracted to mean guys or nice guys. You know, the one that's been posted 3,879,879,726 times already. Anyway, this asshole starts getting in shoutboxes. He calls Helly retarded and Jenuphur a nigger lover and Prinny fat, and asks us all if we understood the question. Here's MY convo with him. You know how it goes ladies and gents. Start at the bottom. >RDizzo Mic...: So you get your ass outside because you POSTED a mumm... according to your logic. Besides, why would I need to meet someone? My boyfriend is sitting right here beside me. RDizzo Mic...: go out and meet someone RDizzo Mic...: because your reading fucking mumms ->RDizzo Mic...: Who are you to assume that I need to get out? RDizzo Mic...: get off the computer for a while and get out ->RDizzo Mic...: I work outside stupid ass. I have plenty of sun..lmmfao... besides, it's 2am here. RDizzo Mic...: go outside get some sun RDizzo Mic
Men R Better Friends Then Woman
Proof that Men Have Better Friends... Friendship among Women: A woman didn't come home one night. The next morning she told her husband that she had slept over at a friend's house. The man called his wife's 10 best friends. None of them knew anything about it. Friendship among Men: A man didn't come home one night. The next morning he told his wife that he had slept over at a friend's house. The woman called her husband's 10 best friends. Eight confirmed that he had slept over, and two said he was still there.
Gordon Ramsay Visits Rangers
Gordon Ramsay Visits Rangers
Ome Day
One day you're going to wake up and realize how much you care about me, and when that day comes, i'll be waken up with the guy that already knew"!!!"
Suggested Wedding Music Ceremony Music: Prelude Music Processional music for the mothers and grandmothers Processional music for the groomsmen & clergy (if walking down the aisle) Processional music for the wedding party & bride Recessional Postlude And if needed, Interlude Music: Ceremony / hymnal music Unity Candle music Communion music Reception Music: Background Music to announce bridal party First Dance In-Law Dance Father/Daughter & Mother/Son Dance Cake Cutting POPULAR SONGS Breathe Faith Hill Cant Help Falling in Love Elvis Presley Chances Are Johnny Mathis Dont Want to Miss a Thing Aerosmith Endless Love Diana Ross and Lionel Ritchie Endless Love Luther Vandross and Mariah Carey Everything I Do, I Do It for You Bryan Adams From This Moment On Shania Twain Have You Ever Been In Love Celine Dion Have I Told You Lately Rod Stewart Here And Now Luther Vandross Hopelessly Dev
Team 1 Fu-angels , Skittles Just Got Her Halo!!!
Omg Check It Out...
Life Is So Fucked Up
well i been on here for a while off and on and some people lie so much it makes me sick and not even wanna be on here i don't know why people do it do they do it to make people feel better well i dont play that shit if u going to be like that i dont need ya and if u going to talk to me i want people to be real or not at all so i'm getting this off my chest there r some women on here r a thru low down liar that i cant fucking stand so to people who lie or cheat all i got to say is fuck u and go kill yourself i dont need people like that in my life.
Whenever, Wherever, Whatever.
My smiles reflect the love you give and continue to give me. My laughter carries all the joy you have shared with me. The sparkle in my eyes shines brighter with the thought of you in my life. I dream and dance and sing and love and share and learn and grow better because you are a part of my soul. When I think of how much I love you . . . . well you have not asked, but the following is how you make me feel. whenever, wherever, whatever. I feel like taking deeper breaths and trying to taste the air to make sure what I have is real. I feel like tossing my head back and laughing until I think I no longer can . . . and then doing it again. I feel like I was given a gift no one else in the world has . . . and although I want to share it . . . I want to keep it even more. I feel like I would surely be dancing instead of walking should others not think me crazy. I feel safe in your arms . . . untouchable really. I feel like your skin underneath my fingertips and your hair in m
Ooooo That Pebblesinaz!
What's Cute, Sexy, Sweet & Lives in AZ? Have you guessed? ? That's right, the one and only PebblesinAZ and one of my SEXY ASS owners! Please go love up on this adorable fu (she LOVES bling and blasts so shower her!!!) Tell her....Ultimate Desire....sent you! BROUGHT TO YOU BY: Your Ultimate Desire & Owner of The Lust Lounge & Captain for Fu Luv & Owned by PebblesinAZ!
My New Owner Is Soooooo Sexy!!!
I Dont Wanna Stop - Ozzy Osbourne I have a new owner!! You all know him and love him! Ancient1 is the sweetest man alive and deserves crap loads of love. ~Ancient1~Owned By Sweet Thing Owner Of Silver Diamond@ fubar Please go love him up!! He is the bestest owner a girl could have!! Thank you all! ~Silver Diamond~Owned by Ancient1~YAY!!@ fubar
Well people im like super bored right now. someone message me please. thanks alot =)
I'm Having A Baby
hi everyone i just wanted to post a new blog to let all my friends family and fan's know that as of today i'm 8 weeks pregnant and i'm very very happy about this hope all of you don't stop talking to me because of this because if you do it'll show me just how childish you are well i love you all...........(hugs&kisses)
Do I Have Real Friends On Here....
im really starting to wounder..... caues sum of you on here dont act like it. and there are sum i meet that are and help me out in my lounge and stuff. but my old friends i feel like u all dont bother with me anymore after i help out with lounges and stuff. but when i made my own people dont give a shit... idk i guess im just venting and feel ignored..
Marine Corps Band The armies of the ancient Greeks and Romans knew their stuff. Their military drummers dictated cadence -- and, perhaps confidence -- as their legions marched into combat. By the 1700s in Europe and America, fifers added "fighting spirit" as they accompanied the military drummers. The U.S. Marine Corps drummers and fifers evolved into the U.S. Marine Corps Band, the oldest musical organization in the United States. On 11 July 1798 the U.S. President, John Adams, signed a congressional act that formalized the band members as "a drum major, a fife major, and thirty-two drums and fifes." There was no war at the time, so the band concentrated on its music. They held their first documented concert in Washington on 21 August 1800. By December of that year their inventory of instruments had expanded to include two oboes, two clarinets, two French horns, and a bassoon. During the presidency of Thomas Jefferson, he declared the new Marine Band to be "The President's Own,"
Pirate Walkks In Da Bar
A pirate walks into a bar and the bartender says, 'Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened? You look terrible.' 'What do you mean?' says the pirate, 'I feel fine.' 'What about the wooden leg?' the bartender asks. 'You didn't have that before.' 'Well, we were in a battle and I got hit with a cannon ball, but I'm fine now.' says the pirate. 'Well, OK, but what about that hook? What happened to your hand?' asks the bartender. 'We were in another battle.' replies the pirate. 'I boarded a ship and got into a sword fight My hand was cut off. I got fitted with a hook. But I'm fine, really.' So the bartender asks, 'What about that eye patch?' The pirate replies, 'Oh, one day we were at sea, and a flock of sea gulls flew over. I looked up and one of them shit in my eye.' 'You're kidding, ' says the bartende
Re: Driver Convicted While Bin Laden's Senior Body Guard Let Go
RE: Driver Convicted While Bin Laden's Senior Body Guard Let Go ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Paul Joseph Watson Date: 06 Aug 2008, 19:19 Low Level Driver Convicted Of Terror Charges While Bin Laden's Senior Body Guard Was Let Go Sentencing will be passed down later today on Salim Hamdan, a man described by defense attorneys and witnesses as a low level driver who knew nothing of Al Qaeda. The driver will face life imprisonment while it was revealed last week that Osama Bin Laden's most senior bodyguard was simply let go from the prison at Guantnamo Bay. http://www. infowars. net/articles/august2008/060808Driver. htm
John F. Kennedy
John Fitzgerald Kennedy 35th President of the United States (196163) Lived: 1917-1963 "A young man who does not have what it takes to perform military service is not likely to have what it takes to make a living." -John F. Kennedy (JFK) "Ask not what your country can do for you; ask what you can do for your country." -John F. Kennedy (JFK) "Mankind must put an end to war, or war will put an end to mankind. War will exist until that distant day when the conscientious objector enjoys the same reputation and prestige that the warrior does today." -John F. Kennedy (JFK) "Let every nation know, whether it wishes us well or ill, that we shall pay any price, bear any burden, meet any hardship, support any friend, oppose any foe, to assure the survival and success of liberty." -John F. Kennedy (JFK) "I can imagine no more rewarding a career. And any man who may be asked in this century what he did to make his life worthwhile, I think can respond with a good deal of pr
General Douglas Macarthur
Douglas MacArthur American general Supreme Allied Commander of South-West Pacific (1945) Lived: 18801964 "It is my earnest hope - indeed the hope of all mankind - that from this solemn occasion a better world shall emerge out of the blood and carnage of the past, a world found upon faith and understanding, a world dedicated to the dignity of man and the fulfillment of his most cherished wish for freedom, tolerance and justice." - General Douglas Macarthur "In war there is no substitute for victory." - Gen Douglas MacArthur "I Shall Return" - Gen Douglas MacArthur "The President of the United States ordered me to break through the Japanese lines and proceed from Corregidor to Australia for the purpose, as I understand it, of organizing the American offensive against Japan, a primary objective of which is the relief of the Philippines. I came through and I shall return." "Nine times of ten an army has been destroyed because its supply lines have been severed"
Im What You Want
Im what ya want im what you need shorty let me know whats up with you an me i need to know 4sho shorty am i the one you want to be with let me know whats up im feelin you but i need to know are you feelin me shorty open up your heart to me im what ya want im what you need by cleon
Granny Gone Wild. . .
Grandma arrested for driving with child on roof Thu Aug 7, 7:54 PM ET MARATHON, Fla. - Authorities say a grandmother was arrested for driving around the parking lot of a Marathon grocery store with her 3-year-old child sitting on the roof of the car. Monroe County Sheriff's Office deputies were called to the Publix store Tuesday and arrested a 54-year-old woman after she was driving around with her three-year-old granddaughter on the roof of her car. The grandmother was released from jail 15 hours later. The woman said Thursday she would never let anything hurt her granddaughter. She says she was driving at "snail-speed" and holding the child's leg. Authorities say the woman told police she was giving the child some air and letting her have fun. She faces charges of child abuse. The child is back with her mother.
Vip Give Away 2
VIP give away is BACK! This time, with a twist! Want a VIP? Do YOUR friends love you? Do they have Fu-bucks? I will give away 3 One Month V.I.P.s to 3 different individuals! Details below. Who wil be the lucky 3? FuBucks conversion is $20.00 cash equals $1,000,000 FuBucks. The FIRST 3 people to persuade 4 of their friends to give 250K each to equal 1,000,000 fubucks to me in their name will be given a ONE month VIP. Already a VIP? You may substitute it for a 25 credit bling pack!! Everybody gets something!!!
Tiger Sisters
Within tiger sisters Both young and old, A tiger lies sleeping. These tiger sisters are Shape-changers, were-tigers. These huntresses Know the secret ways They prowl the living dark They sense the deep currents. Shy men or half-men Panic, cry "danger!" And stampede like startled cattle Back to the rangelands Of small-town cop-patrolled streets. A few men Dare to awaken The tiger sleeping in a lady's eyes. - Anonymous
Some People;s Children. . .
Gotta love the ignorance and immaturity of some people. . . They post a picture that's exactly what your average ignorant redneck would say (and I have heard people say it); when you make a note of it, they cry to their friends, who join them in making rude comments (and down-rating your pictures, which I don't give a rats ass about) and then block you. . . just like a preschooler sticking their tongue out and running and hiding behind teachers skirt. . . At least I am sufficiently a Patriot to hold my Government to a higher standard. . . and am capable of thinking for myself. . . too bad you guys aren't (you know who you are you ignorant freaks).
Rambo Debuting Monday August 11th
Click on above banner and come on in to the Texas Music Mania for a whole new experience!! :D Come give RAMBO a warm welcome! :D Hiring all staff!!! Let me know if you are interested! Created by DJ Devine ~Owner @ Texas Music Mania~FuLuv Bomb Squad Asst Officer~ All 4 Drama Free Zones ~
Stolen From Stacie
It's harder than it looks! *Use the 1st letter of your LAST name to answer each of the following...(*They have to be real places, names, things...nothing made up!) Use different answers if the person in front of you had the same 1st initial. (WHICH BY THE WAY IS HARD IF YOU ALREADY READ THEIR ANSWERS) You CAN'T use your name for the boy/girl. 1. What is your last name?...............L (none of your business) 2. 4 letter word..............................Lawn 3. Vehicle: ...................................Lexus 4. City / Neighborhood: ...............London 5. Boy Name: ...............................Larry 6. Girl Name: .................................Liz 7. Occupation: ................................Landscaper 8. Something you wear:..................Leggings 9. Food: .....................................Lima beans 10. Found in a bathroom:...........Listerine 11. Reason for Being Late...........Lost 12. Something you shout..............LOSER!
Rockstar Tour
My Beer Type Is "big Brand And Cheap"
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Wish Upon A Star....
For months we've been together and i know its not a game Trying to act like distance doesnt hurt as i hold my head down in shame Ignoring what was inside of me i gave my heart to you To cherish and treasure it with all you say and do But a thousand kisses will never be Enough to satisfy my craving hearts plea Tommorrow will be the day I love you more Than today or yesterday or ever before Deeper and deeper my feelings go My head is spinning too and fro Yet slowly my desire turns to rage My heart feels as though its within a cage You are so close yet so oh so far away I want to love u and make you happy forever and a day I've cried and wished so many times that i was there Yet life is hard as hell and its so damn unfair All I can do is wish and try to patiently wait Until we meet again as I believe thats Gods fate Until that day comes again and u gently kiss my face I'll long to feel your arms around me for that is my safe place I've wished upon a
A Wolf Dreamer's Dream
Long ago Tribal Elders passed on a gift the mystical ability to shape-shift ... As into your heart this dream steals Is it a dream ... or is it real ....? Come, join my Wolf-Pack ... Don't look back ... just follow the tracks Welcome my friend ... listen to the wind Enter dreams without beginning or end ... Now .... ...... the Wolf-Dreamer Dreams begins .... Follow me to another place and time A place of harmony 'midst wolf and his kind As day ends and night begins to fall ... Off in the distance, I hear my brother's call A wolf spirit trapped in human skin I long to run with my wolfen kin As my brother's howl comes within range 'Neath the stars, my body begins to change ... At last my body and spirit are one Faster! Faster! My paws begin to run! Without pause or looking back ... I search to find my brother's pack! Then I see my Celtic spirit sister there and my Cherokee sister with the raven hair Off standing in the shadowy moon beams i
The Best Lounge!
Team Greatness Birthday Pimpout
This is our FIRST BIRTHDAY PIMP OUT for Team Greatness of Club F.A.R The following people have a birthday between now and the end of the month. Please make sure to show them some Club F.A.R Birthday Love!!!!! And make sure to keep your eye out for MORE to come and please make sure to repost!!!!! ~*~Christine aka SweetAngel~*~{Dirty South Crew} Riding the Sin Wagon~*~Stiletto Girl~*~Life Savers Vicious Vamp~Fu-Owned by Sicks#17~? GF to Riot Girl ?~Stiletto Girl~Club F.A.R.~ PEE-JAY=2ND ALARM HOTTIE~CLUB F.A.R.~ VERY PROUD ARMY MOM TO MY FALLEN SOLDIER KATIE ~*BlueEyedL@dyWolf,*Member Of Club F.A.R. ONE&ONLY SYCHO {R/L/W/2 DISTURBED} CLUB FAR/OWNED BY SANDY aka '?Devilish Desire tiggerbear2007 FU-Bombers ***Club F.A.R. ~!~ BobbyT645~!~"PROUD" DIRTY SOUTH CREW MEMBER~!~
Ceiling Fan
The Lie Clock A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, 'What are all those clocks?' St. Peter answered, 'Those are Lie-Clocks Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move.' 'Oh,' said the man, 'whose clock is that?' 'That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie.' 'Incredible,' said the man'. And whose clock is that one?' St. Peter responded, 'That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life.' 'Where's Obama's clock?' asked the man. 'Obama's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan.
God Bless Our Troops
Atlanta Airport Control Tower You gotta love this one even if you've never lived in the South. Southerners can be so polite! Atlanta ATC: "Tower to Saudi Air 511 -- You are cleared to land eastbound on runway 9R Saudi Air: "Thank you Atlanta ATC. Acknowledge cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R - Allah be Praised." Atlanta ATC: "Tower to Iran Air 711 --You are cleared to land westbound on runway 9R." Iran Air: "Thank you Atlanta ATC. We are cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R. - Allah is Great." Pause... Saudi Air: " ATLANTA ATC - ATLANTA ATC" Atlanta ATC: "Go ahead Saudi Air 511." Saudi Air: "YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFTS FOR THE SAM E RUNWAY GOING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS. WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE. INSTRUCTIONS, PLEASE." Atlanta ATC: "Well bless your hearts. And praise Jesus. Y'all be careful now and tell Allah "hey" for us -- "
The Tree
Find your birthday and then find your tree. This is really cool and somewhat accurate. Then send it to all your friends, including the one who sent it to you, so they can find out what tree they fell from, but don't forget to change the subject line to your tree... Dec 23 to Jan 01 .........Apple Tree Jan 01 to Jan 11 ..........Fir Tree Jan 12 to Jan 24.......... Elm Tree Jan 25 to Feb 03......... Cypress Tree Feb 04 to Feb 08......... Poplar Tree Feb 09 to Feb 18..........Cedar Tree Feb 19 to Feb 28.........Pine Tree Mar 01 to Mar 10 .........Weeping Willow Tree Mar 11 to Mar 20 .........Lime Tree Mar 21 (only) ..............Oak Tree Mar 22 to Mar 31 .........Hazelnut Tree Apr 01 to Apr 10.......... Rowan Tree Apr 11 to Apr 20 ..........Maple Tree Apr 21 to Apr 30..........Walnut Tree May 01 to May 14........ Poplar Tree May 15 to May 24 ........Chestnut Tree May 25 to Jun 03 .........Ash Tree Jun 04 to Jun 13 ....
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Bolt Wins The Olympic Gold And Breaks The 100-meter Record
It emanated from those loping, waist-high strides 6-foot-5 Usain Bolt churned with his golden spikesuntied lace and allto win the 100-meter Olympic gold medal and break his own world record Saturday night. It was there for all to see, too, in the Is that really possible?! gap of several feet between the Jamaican and the rest of the field at the finish. And, of course, in those bright, yellow numbers on the red-and-black trackside clock blaring the official time: 9.69 seconds. It radiated from Usain Bolts wide eyes as he playfully nudged an opponent during the prerace stroll through the stadium hallways, and, moments later, when he clowned with one of the volunteers at the start line before handing her his black backpack. It was there for all to see, too, in his How good am I?! mugging for the cameras with about 20 meters to go, already certain victory was steps away outstretched arms with palms up, slap to his chest while taking the last of his oh-so-long 41 strides, leaning
Goodbye My Friends
I have lost my two best friends How could this come to be I thought it was friends to the end But I guess that was just a fantasy They are the ones who meant the most And I wouldnt dream of hurting either About them I would constantly boast But now its as if it never were I said goodbye to them some time ago And it seems like an eternity But how much it really hurt, no one will ever know But I wish I was the only one hurting you see I dont want them to feel the pain as I do I never wanted that for the ones I love But I know that no apologizing will take the pain from you But know you will always be the ones I am thinking of You mean the world to me even if it doesnt show I count the days that slowly go by without the two of you I love you both so much and you will never really know Because its over and done just be happy you too.
Caa 7 Angel Prayer Request
One of my dearest friends needs your prayers, angelic love , angel energy and healing powers. This is for her and her husband, though they will never see this, they are dear to my heart. Miracles do happen with plenty of prayer, send all your friends, family and friends here to help us support them. Thank you, Love Doc
I am so confused yet so depressed Yet so numb that i being to shake because of all the lies and the hurt that he has put me threw he says he well never hurt me again and what does he go and do brakes my heart in to again he says i am his one and only but we both knows that not true when really he has someone else why can't the pain fade away so that i can feel the stabbing pain any longer you know if it was not for the ones that truly love me I would be dead by now i feel like that i am all alone out here and there is no one out there for me anymore I just wish I had one more chance to make everything right again but we all know that is not going to happen I just wish I knew what I keep doing that is so wrong to have Him to go be with someone else but we all know I well never know that one well everyone i am going to go for now I well wright more late
Man Grows Pot In Cost-savings Move
Police: Man says he grew pot in a cost-saving move Wed Aug 20, 3:40 PM ET TYLER, Texas - A Tyler man accused of growing marijuana in an alleged cost-saving move is jailed on felony possession charges. Bond is $15,000 for 55-year-old John Daniel Miller III, who remained in the Smith County Jail late Tues Sheriff's Sgt. Randal Hiller declined to release information on Miller, including whether he has an attorney following Monday's arrest. Sheriff's Sgt. Randy Meadows told the Tyler Morning-Telegraph that a tip led officers to some rural property, where several marijuana plants encircled by old tires lined the driveway. Deputies confiscated more than 70 plants worth about $100,000. Meadows said Miller told deputies he knew they were coming "sooner or later" and he was cultivating his own marijuana because the cost of buying the illegal substance had gone up.
Need Your Help Please
Hated By Me List
ok this is a list i am making of people that i hate or have treated me the wrong way.
Eagle Eye
Love Me For Today
Love me for today as tomorrow may never come Hold me in love not fear today im here anotherday forgotten I look deep into yer eyes and see the wonder today you will be here Tomorrow gone loved today not to be forgotten you brought me joy Love me for today as tomorrow may never come
Modern Man's Hustle - Atmosphere
Modern Mans Hustle - Atmosphere [Slug] The first time I met the devil was at a motel 6 She left hell to spend the weekend on earth just for kicks Sexy little bitch, shorter then expected About 5 foot 5, Good and Thick in the breast and thighs Beautiful dark eyes, a strong stare Large lips, soft hands and long hair I said I'll make you smile for the simple fact I'm good at it I'll make you smile just so I can sit and look at it [Chorus] I will show you all you need to know You must hold on to anyone that wants you And I will love you through the simple and the struggle But girl, you got to understand the modern man must hustle I will show you all you need to know You must hold on to anyone that wants you And I will love you through the simple and the struggle But girl, you got to understand the modern man must hustle [Slug] Who cares what Jane says? She always spits the same spit I'd rather kill the radio and listen to the rain hit Little sister needs seclu
What Kind Of Sandwich Are You?
You Are a Grilled Cheese Sandwich You are a traditional person with very simple tastes. In your opinion, the best things in life are free, easy, and fun. You totally go with the flow. And you enjoy every minute of it! Your best friend: The Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich Your mortal enemy: The Ham Sandwich What Kind of Sandwich Are You?
I Iz Not A Genius....
You Are 59% Tortured Genius You are very smart and a little bit tortured. Like a tortured genius in training. You're brilliant enough to see how screwed up the world is. Just don't let it screw you up! Are You a Tortured Genius?
Part One Of Family
Bottomless Pit
So much going on and none of it means anything I dont feel like doing anything or being anywhere Spend more time now wishing to be left alone, I am tired. Some days i feel like its too hard to keep on trying, buried by all the crap, not getting anywhere, not sad, but frustrated.No one is happy, no one wants to try.
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Pimp Out For Married
I HAVE A NEW OWNER!!!! For the next week, I have a new FuOwner. Shes the manager of a lounge I hang out at and a very cool person. Stop by her page and check her out!!! Married*FU*BOMBERS*Manager of the watering hole*greeter at radion storm* FU MARRIED TO MADD*OWNED Married *FU* BOMBERS*Manager of the watering hole*greeter at radio storm* FU MARRIED TO MADD*OWNED B@ fubar THANK YOU SO MUCH AND HAVE A GREAT DAY!!!
In A Happy Hour Contest
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A nursery school teacher says to her class.... "Who can use the word 'definitely' in a sentence?" > > > First a little girl says, "The sky is > definitely > > blue." > > > > > > The teacher says, "Sorry, Amy, but the sky > can > > sometimes be gray, or > > > black." > > > > > > A second little boy says,"Trees are > definitely > > green." > > > > > > "Sorry, but in the autumn, the trees are > > brown." > > > > > > Then little Johnny from the back of the class > stands > > up and asks, "Does > > > a > > > fart have lumps?" > > > > > > The teacher looks horrified and says, > "Johnny! Of > > course not!!!" > > > > > > "OK...then I DEFINITELY shit my pants!"
Hey Guys This Is For My Sweet Friends In Contest Help Them Out Cause They Are Genuinly Nice People
vote for her and when you need help if you are one of my sweet friends i promise you will be added to the blog for help to
Good Ole Pa
For those who think we 'talk funny' or use 'big words', here's why ... Talking Pennsylvanian Once a Pennsylvanian, ALWAYS a Pennsylvanian! About Pennsylvanians: You've never referred to Philadelphia as anything but 'Philly' and New Jersey has always been ' Jersey . ' We don't go to the beach, we go 'down the shore. ' You refer to Pennsylvania as 'PA' (pronounced Pee-Ay). How many other states do that?? 'You guys' (or even 'youze guys', in some places) is a perfectly acceptable reference to a group of men and women. You know how to respond to the question 'Djeetyet?' (Did you eat yet?) You learned to pronounce Bryn Mawr, Wilkes-Barre , Schuylkill , the Pocono's, Tamaqua, Tunkahannock, Bala Cynwyd, Duquesne and Monongahela. And we know Lancaster is pronounced Lank-ister, not Lan-kaster. You know what a 'Mummer' is, and are disappointed if you can't catch at least highlights of the parade. You know what ' Punxsuta
Team 4 Fuangels Kimberly Just Got Her Halo!!!
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Criss Angel Mindfreak Season 4 Intro
Internet Shouldn't Replace Tv
Internet will or should never replace TV!!!! Well maybe I should have put this under the TV topic but I'll keep it here. Every so often you will hear someone say the internet is the future of TV, I say no and it shouldn't be for a bunch of reasons. Yes I think it can be great for world events live 8 where you can watch a live performance in Germany then go to another band in say Canada. With Football starting up sports makes a good example of why. Granted I don't have a huge TV but it is medium size. Manny Computer monitors are not big like they should be for sports events. I have heard there are TV's where you can see the blades of grass, man I wish I had one of those HD 42inch bad boys. Watching football on a little screen on my computer chair just isn't the same. Not to mention no matter what any one says the video on computers isn't as good. Not to mention often times the video doesn't take up the entire screen because you need to be able to Navigate. When I watch sports tha
Forbidden Lounge Tag
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Falling From Grace
The good I was once For yesterday is gone Falling from grace Is what I've become
The Dark Night
The Dark Night was an awesome movie! My fav thing had to be the Joker. Everything about that character was the shit.....*angels singing* Thats it. Watch it. It was the
Toshiba Announces 240gb 1.8-inch Hdd
by Nilay Patel, posted Sep 9th 2008 at 5:48PM Funny that Toshiba is announcing a 240GB 1.8-inch drive just a day after Microsoft took the Zune to 120GB and the same day Apple dropped the iPod classic's 160GB SKU -- doesn't seem like very many people need this much storage. Still, that's a lot of bits in a tiny drive -- and we'd bet that shoving one of these things in either an iPod or Zune wouldn't be too hard, modders. Hint, hint.
Ashley, a young blonde woman, was seen going into the woods with a small package and a large bird cage. She was gone several days, but finally she returned. Her friend, Susan, never saw Ashley looking so sad. "Heard you went off in the woods for a couple of days. Glad you got back okay. But you look so sad. Why?" Ashley said, "Cause I just can't get a man." Susan replied, "Well, you sure won't find one in the middle of the woods." Ashley said, "Don't be so silly. I know that. But I went in the woods because I needed to find something there that would get me a man. But I couldn't find it." Susan said, "I don't understand what you're talking about." Ashley replied, "Well, I went there to catch a couple of owls. I took some dead mice and a bird cage." Susan asked, "So, how is that gonna help you get a man." Ashley answered, "Well, I heard the best way to get a man is to have a good pair of hooters."
You Take The Blame
Lets switch our perspective, shall we? Even though I'm guilty of uttering those two ignorant, hateful words, love in fact DOES NOT suck. Love is a constant and pure force. It doesn't bend, it doesn't fade, it doesn't hurt you or break your heart. Love doesn't do any of that. PEOPLE do all that. People do all these hurtful, manipulative, heart wrenching things. Love just gets the blame. Love is a wonderful thing! A beautiful feeling that only has good intentions. We humans are the ones that taint this amazing and joyous feeling. So the next time your boyfriend or girlfriend does something that makes you want to curl up into a ball and cry in a corner, don't blame love, blame them! Love doesn't fade, if it does, it's not true love. Love doesn't hurt, words and actions do. Love doesn't do :P -REL
Friday Fappage
Women Drivers
I know everyone reading this will enjoy it - no matter which sex you are. This morning on the Interstate, I looked over to my left and there was a Woman In a brand new Cadillac Doing 65 mph With her Face up next to her Rear view mirror Putting on her eyeliner. I looked away For a couple seconds! And when I looked back she was Halfway over in my lane, Still working on that makeup. As a man, I don't scare easily. But she scared me so much; I dropped My electric shaver, Which knocked The donut Out of my other hand. In all The confusion of trying To straighten out the car Using my knees against The steering wheel, it knocked my cell phone away from my ear which fell into the coffee between my legs, splashed, and burned Big Jim and the Twins, ruined the damn phone, soaked my trousers, and disconnected an important cal
Rockin The Mid-night Oil
Our lives and our dreams Can easily come and go Nothing stays the same sadly it seems Realizing some goals we have to out grow Take it easy, please take a seat No one needs to live their life by 41 Slow it down, impatience can be a defeat Part of everyday should be fun Our work and our life goes on and on All the events to be done in one day Time can either stay or be gone Everyone needs time to reflect, often in a different way All the things we do Where is the space and time? Only wish to do a few Pacing one self is not a crime 24 hours are in a day We need to rest and relax Spend time with friends and loved ones, moments that we wish to stay All work no play, Quietly stress destroys and attacks To care and love about the things that are right People and heavens above keep us sane and strong From night fall until the morning light For everyone in the world this is your song
The Auction Is Almost Over
I still don't feel like making anything flashy. But the auction is over today. So go get your bids in, quickly. I know you want to own a sexy Amykins. :P Make sure to show lots of fu-love to the host, John. The host: Radio X show ... owned by MONICA THE GREAT@ fubar
Mother Nature
Mother Nature Category: Writing and Poetry I wanted to write my feeling about living on the third rock from the sun, But I wonder if we allow Mother Nature to have any fun, Think of all the diversity that this ol Earth has given us, from the mountains to a deep blue lake, To the prairies, deltas, rivers, and the deserts so hot that your skin will bake. This Earth is so beautiful from the ice caps to the caves and dont forget all those trees, All the different climates from 50 below to 140 degrees. Thank you Mother Nature for treating us so well, From the air we breath to the waves with the gentle swells. To the summer showers that make people want to play in the rain, Or we can lay in bed on a Sunday morning and listen to it tapping against the window pane. Plants that gives us fibers so we can make cotton, paper and tires in 3 ply, Even ones that helps us by trapping insects and flies. We love the gentl
Something My Girlfriend Found On Craigslist!
Date: 2008-07-02, 2:35PM EDT Do you love to play Super Mario Brothers on the Classic Nintendo System? Do you like to get tagged from behind while you do it? This is the post for you then. You must know your way around the game before we meet, must be open to anal sex, also able to fake an orgasm is a plus. I will send you the address to a hotel and a room number. When you arrive the door will be open. Please come in close and lock the door and close the shades if they are still open. I will be in the bathroom and the door will be closed. Turn on the TV and the Nintendo. Remove all of your clothing. Turn off all lights in the room and kneel down on the bed so you are directly in the light of the TV. You need to be facing the TV with your butt in the air pointed toward the pillows on the bed. Press the start button on the controller when you are ready. I will hear the sound and turn the light off in the bathroom and come out. You will not look directly at me, only look at t
What Color Of Death Are You?
What color of Death are you??? Black...Take this quiz! Quizilla | Join | Make A Quiz | More Quizzes | Grab Code
Help Keith ♥kate To The Next Level They Have 36k To Go!
Show alot of love to keith&kate.they have 36k to go till next level.Please help them out.They are my best good friends i ever have.So show them alot of love to their page please.Rate all the pics,stash.Here's thier pic link to their page.So come help them out in leveling up to 22.Hopefully they will be on the next level soon.If you all have a vip use your 11s and if your out of them use your 10s.And the ones who don't have a vip use your 10s please Thank you very for all your help.*~Sexybitch~* aka Krystina....&heart; KeithღKate@ fubar
Which Goddess Do You Connect With?
You scored as Bast. You are connected to Bast, Egyptian cat goddess, and goddess of the moon. Daughter of Ra. You are connected with joy, pleasure, music and dancing, and the moon.Bast94%Aphrodite81%Sekhmet69%Ix Chel69%Green Tara63%Isis56%Which Goddess do you connect with? ---But this one's better.created with
Survey: Nearly Every Kid A Gamer
Survey: Nearly every kid a video gamer By MARTHA IRVINE, AP National WriterTue Sep 16, 12:50 PM ET Katherine Graden doesn't really like shoot-'em-up video games. She prefers games on her Wii system that test her fitness and agility the ones her guy friends tease are her "sissy games." "I'm like, `Fine! Go play your violent games. I'll stick with mine,'" the high school freshman from Chicago says, chuckling. It's a common scenario, according to a new national survey from the Pew Internet & American Life Project that illustrates just how ingrained games have become in youth culture. The survey found that while young Americans don't necessarily play the same thing, nearly all of them girls included play video games of one kind or another. And they don't just play by themselves. Nearly two-thirds play video games to socialize face-to-face with friends and family, while just over a quarter said they play with Internet friends. "It shows that gamers are social peop
Listen To This!!!!!
lol...........I dont even wanna post the lyrics to this song.........just watch and be amazed.......
Asus And Skype Launch Dedicated Aiguru Sv1 Videophone
by Thomas Ricker, posted Sep 18th 2008 at 5:06AM Following in the dubious footsteps of Creative, ASUS just announced a dedicated videophone all its own. The AiGuru SV1 followup to the voice-only S1, enables virtually unlimited video calls without a computer -- a world's first to get a big thumbs-up from Skype. The SV1 packs an 800 x 600 pixel 7-inch LCD, integrated speaker and mic (or jacks for your own), a VGA-quality webcam, and connects to the Internets over 802.11b/g WiFi or Ethernet. It'll even run off battery for up to 20-minutes if absolutely necessary. Available for pre-order in Europe and North America today for a netbook-priced, $300 beans -- ships in October.
What Kind Of Pie Are You?
You Are Mud Pie You're the perfect combo of flavor and depth. You are overpowering and dominant - and that's what people like about you. You bring energy and a new direction to most interactions. People crave you in a serious way. You're that important to them. Those who like you give into their impulses. You don't represent reason. You represent pure temptation. People get addicted to you rather easily. You offer people a dark side that is very hard to resist. What Kind of Pie Are You?
6th Grade.
I was on the bus, 6:47am. At her stop... She was running late. From the store across the street, she came running. Desperate to catch the bus, she ran, her freshly bought Blowpops™ in hand. A police car comes screaming around the corner... Bam. She flew so far. She flew so hard, her shoes flew off. (Her socks don't match) One shoe landed in the cemetery. Foot in the grave, indeed. It was huge news. All over the school. She was critical. She died. We had councilling... I refused. Why bother? She was one of those many that picked on me. Just desserts. I smiled softly when I heard the news.
What A Weekend.....
This is a lil bit long but its what us military service member go through in the daily military world. Friday Sept 19, 2008 I forgot to turn in a key for a (Conex) after it was locked up. I wasn't the person that got the keys from a key box nor I was the person that locked the Conex. But while I was on a smoke break out of the work area a co-worker gave me the keys to hold it for a second, I had totally forgot that I had put the keys into my right cargo pocket(the pocket that i never use). Next thing you know I recived a phone call from work on the next morning at 8:01am or should I say in military time 0801hours. I had stopped drinking at 4am, so basicly I was still drunk. A co-workers had asked about the keys so I told him that I was still drunk but I'll check my uniform. Next thing you know with my eyes crossed a said, Holly Snaps, I do have the keys! Few mins later someone knocked on my door to get the keys. After that, back to bed. Today I had to wake up early, (yeah on a
Peter Ustinov
If the world should blow itself up, the last audible voice would be that of an expert saying it can't be done
Emo Phillips
Some mornings it just doesn't seem worth it to gnaw through the leather straps.
Updated Up For Auction
I am officially up for auction. Please click the link above and place your bid. Promise you won't regret it. Thanks. =)
Your Mistake
I'm not right And I'm not fine I wanna be rain that tastes like wine I wanna be good I wanna be great I wanna be everything except for your mistake Send me inside your mind I wanna know what you're thinking This time I'll try to be the one you always thought you knew It's true I'm blue And without you - I'm not right I'm not fine I wanna be rain that tastes like wine I wanna be good I wanna be great I wanna be everything except for your mistake Let me into your view I wanna know how you see this thing that's "us" I must keep managing my madness over you It's true I'm blue And without you - I'm not right I'm not fine I wanna be rain that tastes like wine I wanna be good I wanna be great I wanna be everything except for your mistake And I don't want your sympathy; just understanding We'd be better off if I just took some time to try to understand you I'm not right I'm not fine I wanna be rain that tastes like wine I wanna be good I wann
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Anarchia Lyric Sheet
Everything gone right again Again against our vote They decided for the world To be again under control of Enemies of peace Of enemies of right To be honestly divided In two unbalanced sides Theres no point of view Theres no reason why One hundred thirty thousand people Every four years must decide For the rest of whole world As their policy Is to destroy everyone Is just claiming for his right Chorus: Theres no point of view Its easy: they decide Now tell me what the hell Again it has been proved That mediatic alienation Is the easiest way to be used Everything gone right Again against our vote They decided for the world To be out of control Theres no point of view Its easy: they decide
This isn't the right forum or the proper place for this, but I know you'll be sneaking on my page to see what I'm doing and see if Kris has been here anyway... What the hell is wrong with you? Are you so threatened by me that you have to turn into an obsessive almost violent pain in the ass? I have found a great friend in Kris. If you have a problem with that so be it. If you have a problem with me, fuck you!! My relationship with Kris is nobodies business but since it seems to consume your every waking minute and you must have nightmares about it...she is a close friend and I am happy to be here for her when she needs me. You on the other hand having been a friend of hers far longer then I have, are doing nothing to bolster that friendship. You're tearing it apart dumb ass. Wake the fuck up. She needs your friendship. Has it ever occured to you that all she wants and needs from you is your friendship? That history is just that, in the past? You can't force som
Sexiest Eyes Contest
Sexiest eyes contest! I need just 1 rate if youd like to help. Just click the pic to rate.Thank you! this bully brought to you by: ♫BlackWidow♫@ fubar
Sunday Thoughts
im watchin kill bill this is sum crazi sh*t i feel lil better finally its bout time i havent eaten since thurs hopefully i can put sumthin on my stomach now still tryin to wake up here i need to clean my house & take a shower in a bit im acceptin 7 day blasts for fam add atm like i said in my last blog im still lookin for a photographer if u or anyone u know then hit me up plz if u have yahoo then hit me up & i add u thats it for now have great sunday peeps updates will follow
Columbo The Tv Show Detective
Ah . . . Sorry to bother you Mr. Obama, Sir Excuse me Mr. Obama, I mean Senator Obama, sir. Um . . . know you are busy and important and stuff. I mean running for president is very important and . . . ah . . . I hate to bother you. I will only take a minute ok, sir? See, I have these missing pieces that are holding me up, and I was wondering sir, if you could take time out of your busy schedule and help me out. You know, no big deal, just some loose ends and things. Hey, you have a nice place here! The wife sees houses like this on TV all the time and says boy she wishes she had digs like this you know? Is that painting real? Really? Wow. I saw something like that in a museum once! Oh, sorry sir. I didn't mean to get off the track. So if you could just help me out a minute and give me some details, I will get right out of your way. I want to close this case and maybe take the wife to Coney Island or something. Ever been to Coney Island ? No, I didn't think so. .
Unbelievable, But True!
Well, it appears our African-American friends have found yet something else to be pissed about. A black congresswoman (this would be Sheila Jackson Lee, of Houston), reportedly complained that the names of hurricanes are all Caucasian sounding names. She would prefer some names that reflect African-American culture such as Chamiqua, Tanisha, Woeisha, Shaqueal, and Jamal. I am NOT making this up! She would also like the weather reports to be broadcast in 'language' that street people can understand because one of the problems that happened in New Orleans was, that black people couldn't understand the seriousness of the situation, due to the racially biased language of the weather report. I guess if the weather person says that the winds are going to blow at 140+ MPH, thats too hard to understand I can hear it now: A weatherman in New Orleans says... Wazzup, mutha-fukkas! Hehr-i-cane Chamiqua be headin' fo' yo ass like Leroy on a crotch rocket! Bitch be a category fo' !
All Because Of You
Its all because of you I'm never sad and blue You've brightened up my day's in you own special way. How can I get you to understand that I love you more than I can, how can I get you to see, your the only man for me? Its all because of you my dreams came true. Your everything I've wished for, and I could never wish anything else from you. I cant describe how much I care but when you need me I will be there to wipe your tears when you are sad, to make you happy when you are mad. Nobody is as special as you are to me, and I hope you are really beginning to see, just how much I care for you, and how my feeling will always be.
My Sexual Obituary
What is your Sexual Obituary? With glory in the doggie style position, talas blastmor died while in the sack with their lover, Paris Hilton.talas blastmor will be terribly missed by Fergie. 'What is your Sexual Obituary?' at
Planet I Am From
You Are From Pluto You are a dark, mysterious soul, full of magic and the secrets of the universe. You can get the scoop on anything, but you keep your own secrets locked in your heart. You love change and you use it to your advantage, whether by choice or chance. You don't like to compromise, to the point of being self-destructive with your pigheadedness. Live life with love, and your deep powers will open the world to you. What Planet Are You From?
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Bleeding Heart
You walked away As the door slams, Heart shattered As the door shuts You took away The life we built Walked away What we hold for so long You left me cold Standing alone I embrace the silence Falling upon me I felt death So quickly taking over me A bleeding heart Forever Lying in darkness
A poem of mine and the art work Kevin
Old Dark Poetry 4
Recovery ---- My mind is swimming in the hatred raining up from the ground. Forming puddles in the sky above my pain. Love songs and butterflies and flowers melt down in this fiery inferno of my head. My mind's eye sees impossible. My brain pulls my strings so tight the fibers begin to frey. The threads begin to loosen and snap, disengaging mind. Body. Soul. Think. Work. Pray. Conjur. Hate. Crush. Viscious black of night. Engulfing tears on innocent eyes. The softer side of comming down. The ride up. The path. The journey through the peaking high. Think of whats next. The downward slope. Sliding fast down the side of a mountain of needles. Sinking into that dark spot in the ceiling. Long day. Longer life. Breathe deep, gasp for air through the noxious gas clouds. Life affirming death at the end of a long narrow highway. The world is on fire. Im burning down the world right in my back yard.
Friday Opie And Anthony Links: 4 Years On Satellite Radio!!! Louis Ck, Dennis Hof And Bunny Ranch Virgin, Rocktober Continues, Jim Norton Coming To
Listen to Today's OPIE & ANTHONY Show on AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST). It's finally friggin' FRIDAY, and the Opie and Anthony Show is celebrating (almost - we're one day off) FOUR YEARS on satellite radio. The actual anniversary is October 4th, but that's a Saturday... so today we haul out the party favors! Today on the Opie and Anthony Radio Dojo our buddy Louis CK returns to talk about his Saturday night Showtime special Louis C.K.: Chewed Up (which airs at 11pm EST). Louis is also on tour all over the country, and TIKCETS ARE ON SALE NOW (end Kenny voice) Also stopping by the POgram will be our old buddy Dennis Hof and a few of his ladies from the Moonlite Bunny Ranch, which many of you have seen in HBO's Cathouse: The Series We'll also be talking to handwriting analyst, Michelle Dresbold, author of Sex, Lies, and Handwriting: A Top Expert Reveals the Secrets Hidden in Your Handwriting, and she's going to reveal the secrets (if any) behind intern David's handwri
I Can Give Credit Where Credit Is Due
REturned from Missouri early this morning suffering from a severe case of sleep hysteria. This election is doing things to my head that LSD can only wish it could do. But enough of that gibberish. Last night Sarah "Aw Shucks" Palin did an admirable job during the debate. She did not flounder or fluster or even get caught in a moment of dead silence. That being said she did not answer very many of the questions instead deflecting the question into an attack on the Obama/Biden ticket. That is fine. That is exactly the strategy the McCain Campaign set for her and it turned out ok. However, Joe Biden not only backed up his positions but shot John McCain out of a canon every chance he got. I was not a big Joe Biden supporter before his nomination but after attending a few rally's and watching him speak the man is consistent and he knows more about foreign policy then most people will ever know. The key now is to make sure Obama is steady and strong during the next two debates. I think it wa
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About Me
12 Stones - Adrenaline
My heart is beating faster Can't control these feelings anymore I've waited long enough I want it more than anyone It's time to step up and deliver what you wanna see My blood is pumping, now this is how it's gonna be It's 45 minutes of love I wanna see you push and you shove I'll show you just how far to go It's time to lose all our control So feel it And I can't control these feelings anymore Believe it My heart is racing and I can't seem to get enough Am I dreaming? Feels like a drug but I know it's adrenaline Go Just feel it Ooohhhh my heart is beating faster My adrenaline reached its limit I can feel it taking over me My head is spinning And it seems like I can hardly breathe You get a taste It's like a drug that you don't wanna leave So if you want it let me see you put your fist in the air It's 45 minutes of love I wanna see you push and shove I'll show you just how far to go It's time to lose all control So feel it And I can't control th
It Is Just Wonderful!!
I checked out Miss Butterfly's new proofile page and you won't believe it!!! She has put us all (Friendship Circle) in a very cute and adorable format on her profile page!! You just have to see it to believe it!! I love it so show that lady some extra luv for advertising all us us to Fubar and how much she cares for us to even create it! HoakieGirl Founder
9/11 Conspiracy: The Legend Of Flight 93
Tears Don't Fall- Bfmv
Tears Don't Fall Let's go! With blood shot eyes, I watch you sleeping The warmth I feel beside me is slowly fading Would she hear me, if I called her name? Would she hold me, if she knew my shame? There's always something different going wrong The path I walk is in the wrong direction There's always someone fucking hanging on Can anybody help me makes things better? Your tears don't fall, they crash around me Her conscious calls, too guilty to come home Your tears don't fall, they crash around me Her conscience calls, too guilty to come home The moments died, I hear no screaming The visions left inside me are slowly fading Would she hear me, if I called her name? Would she hold me, if she knew my shame? There's always something different going wrong The path I walk is in the wrong direction There's always someone fucking hanging on Can anybody help me makes it better? Your tears don't fall, they crash around me Her conscious calls, too guilty to com
Mitt Rike Er Ikke Av Denne Verden
Utsagnet kan sies vre essensen av Jesus prekener. Han snakker om himmelriket som en realitet. Og til og med fra enkeltes tolkning som livet slik det artet seg for ham (Nietzsche). Egypt var ganske riktig p vei mot himmelriket. Amon var smeltet sammen med Ra. Og egentlig var Ra, sola, den eneste virkeligheten da Egypt gikk under. Det var det helvetet Jesus levde under, det var den virkeligheten han befant seg i, hvis han kom fra et Egypt i totalt kollaps til Israel (som antitesen av Egypts virkelighet ca 1000 r Da Jesus sier at jdene ikke kan tro p bde gud og Amon kan han mene Ra. Amon var avlegs. Det er ogs mulig at Jesus ikke forholdt seg til Isis som gudinne. Selv om han giftet seg med henne under korsfestelsen. Dette betyr at vi dels kan ta avstand fra Jesus hvis vi ser egyptisk historie under ett. Jesus var kun en del av Egypts sammenbrudd. Den andre betydningen av En Annen Verden var derimot Egypts virkelighet under hele Egypts historie. Og den vi
Bacon And Rye Balls
Bacon and Rye Balls 1 pound bacon 1 (8- oz.) package softened cream cheese 1/4 cup evaporated milk 1 cup fine rye bread crumbs 2 teaspoon finely chopped onion 1 teaspoon Worcestershire sauce 3/4 - 1 cup chopped parsley Cook bacon until crisp, drain and crumble. Combine bacon, cream cheese,milk, bread crumbs, onion and Worcestershire sauce; mix well. Chill 2 hours and shape into 1 inch balls. Roll each in parsley. Yields: 2 dozen
Growing Number Of Business Hotels Testimonial Of The Growing Business Prospects In Hyderabad!
Till a few years back, Hyderabad was mostly considered to be a tourist attraction. However, today the hotels in Hyderabad are not only flocked by the tourists from all over the world due to its rich cultural and architectural heritage, but also by the business travelers. With the rise of industries and the It sector in the city the corporate travelers also frequent the city. Therefore, it is only natural that the number of business hotels in Hyderabad is also increasing by the day.
John Isn't Doing Well; Please Pray
Kitty Cat Dance
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What A Night
so I had my buddy over last night to do some drinking and first things first he doesn't drink near as much as I do I told him to go at his own pace and to not keep try to keep with me well half a pint of yager and a beer later he has thrown up all over the place my futon floor and metallica hat were covered after I clean this mess up I finally get threw his head that you dont drink to compete but to enjoy your self well the mess is clean and my metallica is still drying out after I washed it but I dont think I am ever drinking with him again
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Regarding Mumm
Ok so i posted a mumm asking of anyone knew where My friend masokyst was it had no promotion nor nsfw content in it..and it got deleted over stupid immature assholes and their comments with a message from fubar saying I was going to get deleted LOL! i responded with this.. Fuck fubar you are supposed to an adult website wtf happend? Grow up already!
Crazy Bitch Rating Photos A 1 Show Her / there is the link, all you guys please rate her accordingly. I tried the entire nice thing as well, sent her a halloween card letting her know about fu-law, she totally called me a bitch. give her the fuspanking she deserves!
Maximus Decimus Meridi
My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius. Commander of the Armies of the North. General of the Felix Legions. Loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wifeand I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.
And Againnnnnnn
Im in another auction. click it to make your bid to won me and a comment bombing contest. For every set of 200 comments I will make you a picture. number them so i know.
Un-crushed.....yet Again.....dammit!!
Boooooooo!!!! I lost a crush!! Whoever you are......I hope she/he is good to you. I wish you happiness always!! =( good bye
Show Her Sum Love!!
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What's Your Love Type?
Your Love Type: ISTJ The Duty Fulfiller In love, you are committed, loyal, and dedicated to making things work. For you, sex is purely physical - not necessarily linked with love. Overall, you are honorable, a good listener, and able to take criticism well. However, you tend to also be stubborn and out of tune with your partner's feelings. Best matches: ESFP and ESTP What's Your Love Type?
A Few Strange Days In Va... And Then Hi
So... I was working in Wyoming for about 5 months, until the events mentioned in my last blog came to be. After having taken care of everything, I thought I should continue my education and work experience. A phone call later, I was packed and heading for Portsmouth, VA, and the result was... less than desirable. The reason for going to Portsmouth was to take a few welding tests and then go to Honolulu, HI. Upon arriving in Portsmouth - on a Monday around 0900EST - one of my suitcases came to the baggage area in tatters. Most of the contents were salvaged, but my FUBAR shirt and a pair of buffalo horn earrings were gone. As I mentioned, I was supposed to take a few tests, and head out. The call for the job said that they needed ppl within the week. In a strange twist, I found myself sitting in a hotel for 4 days before I even saw the testing area. 2 days and 37(!) tests later, I was told again to sit tight, and the following Monday (1 week after arrival) underwent a physical examina
Friday Opie And Anthony Links: Colin Quinn, Jason Ritter From 'w', Re-make 'pendulum' Contest, Jocktober Continues, Halloween Hang Wit
Listen to Today's OPIE & ANTHONY Show on AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST). Damn, this week FLEW by... it's FRIIIIDAY!! Today on the Opie and Anthony Radio Booger-fling, we welcome back our grumbling, grumpy pal Colin Quinn, who is going to be at Caroline's in New York City tonight through this weekend. We'll aslo be talking to Jason Ritter, who stars as Jeb Bush in the new Oliver Stone film 'W'. Incidentally, he is also the son of the late John Ritter. Remember, you can look in on all of these fancy famous people LIVE, in-studio... if you turn on your Paltalk (you don't think we'd actually let you in the friggin' room, did you? Well... we do...but that's at XM only, and... Oy, I'm getting sidetracked again) It's real simple. log-in to your Paltalk and go to the 'Opie and Anthony Live' Room (it's in 'Adult Conversations)...and you can see the whole staff, the celebrities, and a bunch of girls flashing their boobies on cam (which is distracting as hell, but really fun t
Daily Quote
Nothing happens to any man that he is not formed by nature to bear. Marcus Aurelius
You know what's ironic? I lie a lot..a hell of a lot. For a while there it was almost to the point where I would call myself a pathological liar. I'm working on it though...the ironic part: the one person I have never ever told a single lie to, won't talk to me because they don't believe something I told them. I find that ironic, don't you?
Katy Perry - Hot N Cold
Hot & Cold - Katy Perry You change your mind Like a girl changes clothes Yeah you, PMS Like a bitch I would know And you over think Always speak Crypticly I should know That you're no good for me [CHORUS] Cause you're hot then you're cold You're yes then you're no You're in then you're out You're up then you're down You're wrong when it's right It's black and it's white We fight, we break up We kiss, we make up (you) You don't really want to stay, no (but you) But you don't really want to go-o You're hot then you're cold You're yes then you're no You're in and you're out You're up and you're down We used to be Just like twins So in sync The same energy Now's a dead battery Used to laugh bout nothing Now your plain boring I should know that You're not gonna change [CHORUS] Someone call the doctor Got a case of a love bi-polar Stuck on a roller coaster Can't get off this ride You change your mind Like a girl changes clothes
Why Seniors Shouldn't Go Trick Or Treating
10. You get winded from knocking on the door. 9. You have to have another kid chew the candy for you. 8. You ask for high fiber candy only. 7. When someone drops a candy bar in your bag, you lose your balance and fall over. 6. People say: 'Great Boris Karloff Mask,' and you're not wearing a mask. 5. When the door opens you yell, 'Trick or .' and can't remember the rest. 4. By the end of the night, you have a bag full of restraining orders. 3. You have to carefully choose a costume that won't dislodge your hairpiece. 2. You're the only Power Ranger in the neighborhood with a walker. And the number one reason Seniors should not go Trick Or Treating... 1. You keep having to go home to pee. No matter, have a HAPPY HALLOWEEN anyway.
I Sooooo Want A Ticker!
Anyone want to donate some FUBCUCKs to me so I can get a ticker? :P
Monday Opie And Anthony Links: Cheech & Chong, Rich Vos, Handwriting Analyst Michelle Dresbold, Download The O&a Show, New Boobs On Ratemywow, Re-make
Listen to Today's OPIE & ANTHONY Show on AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST). Holy schmoley... is it MONDAY again? Where the hell does the weekend go? Apparently, there's only so much time one can allocate to picking one's nose before ultimately he/she has to go back to work and make a living. So, how was YOUR weekend? As always, if you missed any of this past week's shows, you can download them in there entirety from the nice folks at AUDIBLE: Download the Opie and Anthony Show for Friday, 10/17/08 (Colin Quinn, Jason Ritter) Download the Opie and Anthony Show for Thursday, 10/16/08 (Mike Birbiglia, Rob Corddry, Lazlow and Midnight Club Los Angees) Download the Opie and Anthony Show for Wednesday, 10/15/08 (Whip 'em Out Wednesday, Patrice Oneal, Ludacris, Edward Norton) Download the Opie and Anthony Show for Tuesday, 10/14/08 (Seth Green) Download the Opie and Anthony Show for Monday, 10/13/08 (Frank Caliendo, 'Brocabulary' Author Daniel Mauerer) Today on t
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What Classic Halloween Costume Should You Wear?
You Should Be a Werewolf You are seen as a bit tough and quite unpredictable. You follow your impulses. You see Halloween as a time you can go a little crazy. You love to scare people, and people are quite scared of you. You tend to be intimidating - and not just on Halloween! What Classic Halloween Costume Should You Wear?
What Set Of Path Do You Follow?
Okay here's a little bit of what i follow mostly in:pagan,wicca,tao,buddha,reiki,shaman. I come from a long line of christians. I've been through so many different paths but i respect everyone's path and hope they can respect mine. As our wiccan rede states An it Harms none do what ye will. So brightest Blessings to yall!
Party..or Not To Party
I turn 24 tomorrow, and want to have a good time, but im working thursday. I think I'll pop open some Dom & see what my buddies plans are. Ya..
30k To Level...lots Of Pix And Stash Items
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Redqueenbbw Has 2 Happy Hours Comin Up Soon .. Show Her Big Luvins
HELP ME MAKE PROPHET !! 2 HAPPY HOURS COMING SOON !! I have 2 happy hours coming up.. The first one will be Tuesday night Oct 21 @ 8 pm fu-time and the next one will be Friday night Oct 24th @ 9 pm fu-time I will have auto 11s active both days.. Your rates all count as 11s for the day.. double points for real 11s Help me make it to prophet Come show this bodacious woman some big luvin.. I always return it.. Fan Me.. Rate Me.. Add Me.. Bling Me.. Luv Me.. Spoil Me !! ~Redqueenbbw~ Never Been Owned Want 2 Be the First Contact Me~Fu-Owner of ItlR th~ THIS BULLETIN PIMPED BY NONE OTHER THAN... ΤhΣ g ΜκΣ ...Fu Owned by FU M@M@big pimpin
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I Once Almost Drowned In My Emotions.
I never saw a wild thing sorry for itself. --D. H. Lawrence Sometimes when we feel sorry for ourselves we will sit alone in our bedroom. We may even feel so down in the dumps that we decide to stay there, indulging in self-pity, thinking about how the world is against us. However, if we use our imagination to step outside our own point of view for a moment, we might think differently. If we were deer in the forest, we would be thinking about keeping safe from the wolves, and where our next meal would be coming from. The animals have no time to feel sorry for themselves, they are too busy doing what has to be done to survive, and each thing that happens presents a new survival problem to be solved. When we feel blue, it helps to keep this in mind. If we have the time to feel down, and can get physically comfortable while doing it, how bad can the problem really be? In what ways is my life comfortable, easy, and full of love?
Paying 4 Comments
i need all my friends to help me i am trying to get a bling pack i need 15,000 comments I WILL PAY 100 FUBUCKS A COMMENT PM ME AND LET ME KNOW HOW MANY YOU HAVE DONE THATS 1000 FU BUCKS FOR EVER 10 COMMENTS up to a total of 1,000,000 dont forget to R/F/A the hostess of the giveaway. and thank you for all your friendships and help..
In Our Rooms.
Before he closed his eyes, he let them wander round his old room . . . familiar and friendly things . . . which were so glad to see him again and could always be counted on for the same simple welcome. --Kenneth Grahame When they moved into the house, the room at the top of the stairs was just a junk room. As the years passed, they slowly transformed the room into a guest room. When they decided they needed another voice in the house, they transformed the room again: out went the fold-out couch, in came a crib and rocking chair; off went the art gallery prints from the walls, up went Winnie-the-Pooh. It was no longer a guest room, but a place for the baby, a new - and permanent - member of the family. We always have room for more in our lives. When we are ready for it, what we need for growth will emerge. What do the rooms inside our homes and ourselves have to tell us about the way we live our lives?
I Am
i am a sarcastic female who hates her life. i see the world as pathetic, ugly, and cold. i hear what no one else hears or feruses to hear. i see black roses on top of a freshly dug grave. i try and pretend to be what people would like me to be. i feel the weight of the world on my chest. i touch everything, but nothing at all i worry that my life will soon be over. i stand alone in my thoughts. i am a true individual. i soar above the rest on silver and black wings of fire. i stand alone in my feelings and beliefs. i understand the true meaning of life. i know what its like to loose friends and family. i try not to feel the pain of friends who are dead i try not to think of those i've lost. i see the world as it truly is. i understand what most don't. i see what everyone else sees. i see what they don't see. i hear what everyone else hears. i hear what they don't. i speak the way they all do. i speak differently than them. i am a lost soul who'
I'm Forever Yours
I see you looking at me Yet youve said many times before That you dont like me and never will But inside, looking at your eyes and through your soul It is telling me what exactly youre looking for A lover whos true to themselves and to you A lover whos strong Who will love you forever for who you are Not what you are A lover who will never hurt you or make you cry Someone whos actually worth your tears Someone looking inside to see the true beauty within For you and I both know That looks are only skin deep but Your beautiful and sparkling or Your ugly and unpolished personality Lasts forever and decides how beautiful Or ugly you are And well, baby looking in your eyes Im forever yours Because your eyes are telling me That Im forever yours Youre eyes are telling me That Im the one youve been looking And waiting for all your life So baby take me and Ill be forever yours I know you can see it in my eyes So stop denying it Please take me Im yours
A New Tagmaker!!!
A few days ago I posted a blog that had 3 samples tags made by three different people and the one with the most votes was the one numbered number 1 This tag was made by Jaded Beauty ĴŦOwned by LثMbr ating evolution ♥ Warden to Sadistically Twisted@ fubar She will be the one now in charge of making the id tags for the new people...Congratulations to her!!
Check Him Out ...
What can I say? He's an Amazing Man, an Amazing Friend, and...An Amazing Ex! HAHA! Tappinit@ fubar If you don't know him already,...where have you been? Living in a box? Just playin'! If you don't know him already, YOU SHOULD! So Rate, Fan, Add, Perv, Crush and Bling him! Tell him his Old Ball and Chain sent ya! BWAHAHA! (repost of original by 'PebblesinAZ...Read and Do My Blogs! XOXO' on '2008-10-27 14:24:46')
You 'can' Help Them,if U Only Would
French Toast Casserole
4 tablespoons unsalted butter, melted 3/4 cup firmly packed light brown sugar 1 loaf brioche or challah bread, sliced into 1 1/2 inch slices 8 large eggs, lightly beaten 1 cup whole milk 1 tablespoon pure vanilla extract 1/2 teaspoon ground cinnamon 1/4 teaspoon ground ginger Pinch of salt 1/2 cup chopped pecans Confectioners sugar for accompaniment Pure Maple Syrup * Combine the melted butter and sugar in the bottom of a baking dish. * Make a nice even layer of the mixture to cover the entire area. * Arrange the bread slices on top, squeezing them in place. * Whisk the eggs, add all the remaining ingredients except the pecans. * Pour over the bread, letting it soak in. * Top with pecans and cover with plastic wrap. (The casserole will not look real moist, dont worry I promise it will be so when you eat it) * Keep refrigerated for at least 3 hours or up to 12 hours.
Sexual Harrasment (bottom To Top) Me Harassing Some Chick
->Heavenly_A...: oh, trust me, it very much is Heavenly_A...: impossible! ->Heavenly_A...: i saw it anyways Heavenly_A...: good bye ->Heavenly_A...: i get are embarrassed cuase you have an ugly vagina...that happens Heavenly_A...: and that is NOT going to happen. so leave me the hell alone! ->Heavenly_A...: showing your vagina would suffice ->Doug: thx Heavenly_A...: do i need to blck you to get you to leave me the hell alone? ->Heavenly_A...: you have a period?? thats even better! Heavenly_A...: i am not interested! period! ->Heavenly_A...: he has a 12 in cock, when flaccid Heavenly_A...: not interested. ->Heavenly_A...: what about a yacht? i'm sure you like yachting Heavenly_A...: i dont care if he has 100 mil, i am not interested! ->Heavenly_A...: but he pays well Heavenly_A...: bye! and tell your friend that i'm not interested. ->Heavenly_A...: oh, no; he is not THAT godly Heavenly_A...: your friend wouldnt happen to be Allah would it? ->He
15k To Level A Family Member
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Why Are There So Many Ostriches?
Mental Image
here images that people can easily see. Photographs and video are the most common ways people see Iraq. The problem is that's it's just an image. It lacks the actual scars left on the ones who saw the event firsthand. There are emotion behind images. There are sights and smells that will never leave an individuals mind. With all these scenes put together with an image, the real truth comes out of it. It can be seen as a whole, not a piece of paper with colors and shapes. there is a ball of fire that sneaks up in my mind one that sneak up on me any hour of the day bullets flying echoing in house in Fallujah watching Greg die. there are no photographs of this event Instead there are mental images that my platoon and I will hold on to forever
Leveling Help 74
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Ingredients: * 1 1/4 oz Bacardi silver Rum * 1/2 oz Apricot brandy * 3 oz Orange juice * 1/4 oz Meyers Rum * 3 oz Pineapple juice Mixing instructions: Shake and strain into an ice-filled Hurricane glass. Float Meyers Rum on top and garnish with a pineapple spear.
Leveling Help 75
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Ok, so most of you know that I do not believe in God. Please, if you didn't know that, do not preach to me. I have my own beliefs, if that's what you want to call it. No, I do not worship Satan either. Anyways, whether you're a Christian or not, or whatever religion you may be, please take the time to look at these videos. *NOTE* I am in NO way trying to change anyone's thoughts. Your opinion is simply that, yours. Mine is mine. I just thought I'd share. Just some interesting stuff to think about. :)
Potatoes Romanoff
POTATOES ROMANOFF 5 cups cooked potatoes, cubed 2 teaspoons salt 1 cup sour cream 2 cups creamed cottage cheese 1/4 cup minced green onions 1 small clove garlic, minced 1/2 cup grated cheddar cheese paprika Mix, salt, sour cream, cottage cheese, garlic and onions and stir into potatoes. Top with grated cheese and sprinkle with paprika. Bake at 350 degrees for 40 minutes. Makes 6 servings
Lemon New Potatoes
LEMON NEW POTATOES 2 lbs new potatoes 2 tablespoons lemon juice 2 tablespoons butter or margarine, melted 2 tablespoons chopped parsley 1 3/4 teaspoons grated lemon rind Wash potatoes, peel a thin strip around center. Cook potatoes, covered in boiling, salted water for 10 minutes. Add lemon jusice and cook an additional 5 to 10 minutes or until tender; drain. Combine butter, parsley and rind; spoon over hot potatoes andstir gently until coated. Makes 6-8 servings
Honesty Is The The Best Route To Follow And The Easiest Directions To Remember..
Being entirely honest with oneself is a good exercise. --Sigmund Freud The truth is our friend. It is a rough and humble kind of friend - but a friend nonetheless. Each of us will need to learn to spend time with this friend because it is one that is not easy to escape. It is always turning up when we least expect it. The truth about ourselves is hard to avoid. It seems to knock at our door until we let it in. Perhaps we have played the game of hide and seek sometime in our lives. Sometimes we tell little lies about ourselves to impress others, or we act in ways that, deep down, we know are not really the way we want to be. We can never be comfortable this way. We know what it is like to hide and try to keep from being found. The truth about us is an expert player. It seeks us out until we put our arms around it and welcome it. Is there something I am hiding from today?
40k To Level A Family Member
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It Will Stop Soon
O- Obesophobia- Fear of gaining weight.(Pocrescophobia) Ochlophobia- Fear of crowds or mobs. Ochophobia- Fear of vehicles. Octophobia - Fear of the figure 8. Odontophobia- Fear of teeth or dental surgery. Odynophobia or Odynephobia- Fear of pain. (Algophobia) Oenophobia- Fear of wines. Oikophobia- Fear of home surroundings, house.(Domatophobia, Eicophobia) Olfactophobia- Fear of smells. Ombrophobia- Fear of rain or of being rained on. Ommetaphobia or Ommatophobia- Fear of eyes. Oneirophobia- Fear of dreams. Oneirogmophobia- Fear of wet dreams. Onomatophobia- Fear of hearing a certain word or of names. Ophidiophobia- Fear of snakes. (Snakephobia) Ophthalmophobia- Fear of being stared at. Opiophobia- Fear medical doctors experience of prescribing needed pain medications for patients. Optophobia- Fear of opening one's eyes. Ornithophobia- Fear of birds. Orthophobia- Fear of property. Osmophobia or Osphresiophobia- Fear of smells or odors. Ostraconophobia- Fear of s
How Long Will You Stand Aside?
How long will you stand aside? I have stood aside and watched while the once greatest, most civilized, and most humane nation in history was being converted into a jungle. I have stood aside and watched white the greatest good will the world has ever seen between multiple white nationalities within one nation, was being deliberately changed into suspicion, dissension and hatred. I have stood aside and watched while this land of the free and the home of the brave was being conditioned by traitors to seek peace at any price-even at the price of independence and freedom. I have stood aside and watched while our courts encouraged and our press glorified the perpetrators of crime who have spread riots, vandalism, robbery, and murder across our land. I have stood aside and watched while our colleges have been taken over by misguided children without the slightest understanding of the civilization they have inherited, or of the evil forces by which they have been duped by.
Fuck This, Fuck You!
Someone somewhere on this site used personal information to rip apart a friendship I have with someone that started here on Fubar. Now, this friend of mine deleted her profile(s) because of this fucking coward's actions... I know how much my friend loves this site, and I know how much she loved our friendship... So, whoever this fucker is, with your little fake profile and shit, I WILL find out who you are and I WILL make you HATE logging on.... ...fuckin jealous ass pussy...
Can I Get That Number?
Name:___________________ Number:_________________ Service:________________ Text messaging: ( )yes ( )no Picture messaging: ( )yes ( )no Can I text you message you?: ( )yes ( )no Can I picture message you?: ( )yes ( )no Can I call you?: ( )yes ( )no Best time to call:___________________ I dare you to copy and paste this and see how many numbers you get
Speeding Excuse...
A senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left. 'Amazing,' he thought as he flew down I-79, pushing the pedal even more. Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a state trooper behind him, lights flashing and siren blaring. He floored it to 100 mph, then 110, then 120. Suddenly he thought, 'What am I doing? I'm too old for this,' and pulled over to await the trooper's arrival. Pulling in behind him, the trooper walked up to the Corvette, looked at his watch and said, 'Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday. If you can give me a reason for speeding that I've never heard bef ore, I'll let you go.' The old gentleman paused. Then said, 'Years ago, my wife ran off with a State Trooper. I thought you were bringing her back.' 'Have a good day, sir,' replied the trooper.
One Winged Angel
I know an angel with only one wing, with a song in her heart she has yet to sing. She wanders without aim between earth and sky, searching for her soulmate to help her fly. She asked the Lord one lonely night, with only one wing, Lord, will I ever take flight? The Lord then answered in his mysterious way, the wing you are missing will find you one day. I created my angels with only one wing, each one a queen in search of her king. When you see him, then you'll know why, he too is without aim between earth and sky. Until that time, angel, don't lose sight. Your missing wing is searching tonight. And when he finds you, then you'll see, that your wings joined together will set you free.
From The Hepatitis Foundational International
Basics: Hepatitis C (HCV) What Is Hepatitis C ? Hepatitis C virus (HCV) causes inflammation of the liver. A national U. S. survey found that 1.8 percent of Americans – about 3.9 million – have been infected with HCV, of whom most about 2.7 million – are chronically infected with HCV, with many showing no signs or symptoms. The good news is that, in 1995, a reliable antibody test for HCV was finally implemented nationwide. About 41,000 new cases occurred in 1998 with 15-25% recovering spontaneously. Hepatitis C is a slow-progressing disease that may take 10-40 years to cause serious liver damage in some people. Who Is At Risk? Since about four million Americans are infected with HCV and most don't know it, you should have a blood test for hepatitis C whether you feel sick or not. About one in ten people infected with HCV have had no identifiable exposure to HCV. That said, here are several obvious risk factors: Intravenous (IV) drug users – even IV
My Demons
My inner demons require blood and suicide is not an option, the psychologists pretend to care but they're just working for a profit. so they offer me some pills to change the way I think, but it doesn't solve the problem it just suppreses the inner me. But eventualy he'll come out and when he does I have no doubt, that society's a liability and the population will go down. The only question is when it happens will I get caught, but I like to think I'm smarter than the ones that serve the law. So should I feel guilty when I do as the demons requested, of course the answer is no and I'll do it without question.
Oorah Marine Corps
im getting out of the marine corps by at the latest next monday, the earliest this thursday. im so happy cuz they been holding me for 3 months past when i shoulda been out. yay me
The Key
You do not have my heart.For it is locked away.What I give is a gift,more precious and takes great trust.Trust in that you will not abuse it, and only use it if you must.You must want what it holdsin it's capacity and all it brings.For I give to you the key that opens up the lock to my heart.So please do not use it,if you only mean to abuse it,I'll gladly take key back.I'd rather put that key back on my chainand safely keep it next to the lock,than to have the lock opened and my heart broken.
[matters Of Perfection 4]
So here I am sitting in my empty house, half drunk on rum I SWORE I wouldn't drink alone, singing "unforgettable" to the glow of this TV screen and a cheap scented candle. I'm single. That's what's different about this week. I used to think of myself as... recently cheated on, damaged goods, recovering from an abusive relationship any other litany of excuses, but... the truth is I'm single. Just like I'm not "recently graduated" I'm unemployed. It's a tough reality to face. So is cracking the bottle you were saving for someone special... who doesn't feel a special way about you. I'm hanging that one up kids. At least she gave me some good ideas, and was there for a good laugh or some good insight once in a while. My brother and I play a game called Go, and he beats me all the time. He says "the key to my strategy, that you're not grasping, is knowing when to give up a fight, cut your losses." I hate doing that, and I thought it was utter heresy to do so regarding my heart.
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Is It Just Me......................
.....or are the cherries big?? lol jus wonderin if it's a fu-fart? or somethin new??
before i go i just want to say how proud am to be mom, one thing never ever dreamed would ever happen, including the fact i am married, never dreamed it would make it as has. number one reason i can be bullheaded. but anyway even when i am dealing with a three that says she can't do this and but can climb to get to something i said no too like her suckers.:) or one minute says she has lots fun with me n the next tell me i am not her best friend.:) gotta get used to that one cuz i remember saying i hated my mom sometime still do but that is cuz two people who are identical in everyway down to mannerisms can't and should not spend more than a hr together. lol ttyl
Sign For Baby P
I doubt if anyone in the UK has missed the shocking news of baby P, sadly again another child slips through the net of people that are suppose to look after such vulnerable children. Baby P was 17 months old and was used as the papers put it as a punch bag for his sick mother, who spent her time on the internet in porn sites, her boyfriend and their lodger. Baby P was seen 60 times by social workers and doctors, they failed to spot anything wrong with him, even when he was seen again and had 50 injuries after 8 months of torture. Words just fail me on this .... but even more shocking this little lad was on the child protection register and still no-one did nothing. The people that should have been protecting this little boy the social workers, doctors that all saw him and did nothing STILL HAVE THEIR JOBS! they let him down, no 2 ways about it, and they should be made to pay, some may say but it wont bring baby P back! I disagree they should be sacked all of those professio
You're So Vain! You Think This Blog Is About You!
I'm home after a hard day's work. Tired, hungry(not anymore..ty, KFC Fully Loaded Meal), and wondering WTF is goin' on around here.... Oh, my car started when I stopped by to work on it...just started right up....fucking thing..grrr So what's shakin' out there, fuckers?
Just F*ck Me Already!!!
Dear Men of Fubar, Look, I know you men have it difficult. Women are just about impossible to understand, much less please. In a post-feminist society, you never know exactly what you should be doing. Women are bloody picky, I know we are. It can be scary, too, when women freak out about what appear to be benign issues. And men who do their best to be respectful, female-positive humans, I salute you, I do. But please, please just fuck me already. Honestly, I appreciate your thoughtfulness. I like that you want to take things slow. I can totally get behind the idea of emotional connection, but dearjesusinheaven, FUCK ME. We've done dinner and drinks. We've gone dancing. We've cuddled and watched a movie. I'm wearing a low cut shirt and you've been staring at my breasts all night. Goodgodalmighty, get to it and fuck me. When we get hot and heavy, please take charge. Please, please fuck me. Trust me, I'm not going to just lie still - I'll get involved. But don't make me force you
Pepsi Codes
Do you Have any extra caps with pepsi codes send the codes in a private messege and i will sewn dyou 1,000 fubucks :-)
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Fallen Angel
My tears fall to the puddle below as I stand in the rain outside your window.I watch as you cry yourself to sleep holding your pillow so tightly.You lost your bestfriend today,you lost your rock,your confidant and a brother. You did the best you could to save him but he wasnt strong enough to hold on any longer.Let me take your hand and make all your pain,sorrow and guilt go away.Let me take you under my wings and make you feel safe for my love for you grows with every sunrise and sunset and with every tear that falls from your eyes my heart breaks just a little.I love you with every beat of my heart let me be your rock,and your confidant let me pick you up and hold you till you can stand on your own again.Know this: My love will not ever wither as does a dying rose or faulter as a wall should in time.I want to be your today,tomorrow,and future.i love you
Now I Understand!!!
Everyone seems to be wondering why radical Islamic terrorists are so quick to commit suicide. Let's see now... No Jesus. No Christmas. No television. No football. No basketball. No baseball. No golf. No tailgate parties. No cheerleaders. No nude women. No semi-nude women. No beer!!! No wine!! No hard liquor! No ham. No bacon. No sausage. No BBQ'd pork. No pork rinds. No hot dogs. No cheeseburgers. No chocolate chip cookies. No lobster. No other shellfish, or even frozen fish sticks. Rags for clothes and towels for hats. Constant wailing from the guy next door because he's sick and there are no doctors. Constant wailing from the guy in the tower. You can't shower to wash off the smell of donkey cooked over burning camel dung. You can't shave. More than one wife. Your wives can't shave. The women have to wear baggy dresses and veils at all times. Your bride is picked by someone else. She smells just like your donkey, but
I've decided I'll celebrate after my 1000th poem/prose piece. 'scratches his head' with tcophrtarhkf volume 1, and not counting pre college, we're probably about 1/4th the way there. What will I do to celebrate? I might be 30 by that point. Bordeaux? Prague? An antique pen? New watch? I dunno but its an idea I got this week. Marking 1000 poems...and only 12 good ones. Hah! No, I won't tell you which 12. ...wonder what I'll do at 2000...
Tech Support
Dear Tech Support, Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs , such as: Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as College Football 6.0, NFL24-7, LandscapingPro 4.0 Major League Baseball 3.0 and Golf Clubs 4.1. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs at all, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail. What can I do? Signed, Desperate. DEAR DESPERATE, First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system. Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install
The Smell Of Death Part 2... The Death Of Smell?
i don't smell death in my office any more. i'm not sure if the dead rodent has finally mummified or if it's because my cold has progressed to the point that i can no longer smell. anyway, because i can no longer smell it, i have stopped huffing lysol - so you don't have to worry any more, fuzzy. :)
Booty Call Application
Directions...copy and paste this in a private message. Name: ___________________ Age: ____________________ Phone: (____) ____________ Occupation: ____________________ Height______ Weight______ Married(Y/N) __ Single(Y/N)___ Other_________ Sexual Orientation: __________ How often do u wanna have sex ?(check appropriate answer) Daily__ Weekly__ Monthly__ As much as possible__ How long can u last? (check appropriate answer) 1min ___ 15min__ 30min__ 1hr__ all nite___ Do u like Giving oral ? (Y/N)___ What could you do for me that no one else could?: Which do u prefer? (check appropriate box) One on one__ Doubles__ Group___ While having sex, what do u do? (place "X" in all appropriate boxes) Faint__ Cry__ Moan__ Wiggle__ Twist__ Jerk about__ Pant__ Sweat___ Scream__ Hum__ Whistle__ Just lie there__ List three positions u like: 1. 2. 3. What is your preferred pace? (place "X" in appropriate spaces) Slow__ Fast__ Ver
Zack And Miri
Went last night with my buddy Stephanie to see it. Man, it's kinda weird to watch a movie with that much sex in it with a female work colleague. Still, that was some damned funny shit. And Seth Rogen is the only guy I'd gay-marry. He's such a dude. I'd take one in the ass if he promised to laugh while he did it. Great movie, for what it's worth. V funny, but also with that trademark Smith sentimentality. I'd say he's finally proved that he can make movies outside of the J&SB world. :D
Drama Bs
I had started on this website back when it was CherryTap. It was really cool back then, but now all I ever see or hear about is stupid drama bullshit. This is a website for adults not children. If you want to be a child and cause drama then go to MySpace. I'm sure you'll be very happy to cause drama shit there. I come online to escape all the dramas of life but yet people seem to ruin that too. Shit, MySpace is more mature then the people on here. Please for the sake of the adults who try to escape the dramas of life don't bring the drama here. Take it elsewhere. Jeez, people really need to fucking grow up. Leave the drama behind and go online to have fun. That's what I try to do, but it keeps getting ruined with all the people bringing in their stupid drama. GROW THE FUCK UP!!! And that's all she wrote.
So, as I was going to feed my cat, there was a stray in our garage trying to get to her food. My dumb ass decides to try and catch it. Well, my entire arm is scratched up and it gotta pretty good deep bite on my finger. Now, I almost passed out from the blood loss, but managed to get to the couch and now, im sitting here with a paper towel wrapped around my fingers, and the finger it bit is swollen and numb. I have to type with only my left hand. Someone cheer me up plz. If any of you say i need a rabies shot stfu I wont get it.
Isis. So What?
Hvorfor terper jeg igjen og igjen p en Gudinne? Hva er interessant med Isis. En guddom som ikke mange har trodd p (og ihvertfall ikke som den eneste guden) p noen 1000 r? Frst og fremst ettersom det finnes en forbindelse fra Salome til Isis selvflgelig. Og til og med fra Salome til Salomos Hysang hvis vi ser den sangen som Isis' kjrlighetsrklring til de som drepte henne. Det innebrer at Jesus virke kan sees som et tjenerskap for Isis og Egypt. Det er mulig vre bde kristen og nrme seg Isis som Gudinnen. Og dette kan ogs ha betydning for muslimene. Men frst og fremst terper jeg p det fordi Isis utfra min tolkning har benyttet 3000 r (minst) av vr mennesklige utvikling med sprsmlet KVINNENS MAKTOVERTAGELSE. Hvis muslimer og kristne tar til seg av den visdommen er det greit. Mer tvilsomt blir det hvis asiater gjr det med en like stor selvflgelighet uten nevne henne. For ikke snakke om nazister, ikke-troende og satandyrkere. Og bak den muren av
If You Think You Arent Good Enough
MountainWings A MountainWings Moment #4289 Wings Over The Mountains of Life If You Think You Arent Good Enough The next time you feel like GOD can't use you, just remember... Noah was a drunk Abraham was too old Isaac was a daydreamer Jacob was a liar Leah was ugly Joseph was abused Moses had a stuttering problem Gideon was afraid Sampson had long hair and was a womanizer Rahab was a prostitute Jeremiah and Timothy were too young David had an affair and was a murderer Elijah was suicidal Isaiah preached naked Jonah ran from God Naomi was a widow Job went bankrupt John the Baptist ate bugs Peter denied Christ The Disciples fell asleep while praying Martha worried about everything The Samaritan woman was divorced, more than once Zaccheus was too small Paul was too religious
Love It
Countless times he has helped so many people out in contests and leveling, bulletins, bling, whatever was required. Now it is his turn!!!!!!!!!!!!! He is well on his way to Oracle with auto-11's running ALL DAY AND Happy Hour at 4 PM Fu-time PST. Hes like an Energizer Bunnythat one, for sure. I never saw someone that could be doing so many things for so many people at onceand he doesnt ask for anything in return. SO I ASK for him, PLEASE, can anyone and everyone please go to his page and spank the hell outta him to help him as much as ya can!! (Welland sometime he just needs to be spanked!) $j ߺ${ .$.} .G.m h u$$ lmsOwned by ~CynzDreams ~&Naughty by Nature@ fubar Just because he's such a great guy, now for the BEST PART---HE WILL BE PAYING FOR RATES.SO EARN THAT EXTRA POINTS AND FU-BUCKSwhile helping an awesome guy! Rates are as follows: > $100k fubucks for every 100 ACTUAL 11s > $10k fubucks for every 100 ACTUAL 10s >
E Happiness Gene -is It Inherited?
"I have now reigned about 50 years in victory or peace, beloved by my subjects, dreaded by my enemies, and respected by my allies. Riches and honors, power and pleasure, have waited on my call, nor does any earthly blessing appear to have been wanting to my felicity. In this situation, I have diligently numbered the days of pure and genuine happiness which have fallen to my lot. They amount to fourteen." Abd Er-Rahman III of Spain (960 C.E.) The old cliche that you can't buy happiness may be true, but new findings show it looks like you can at least inherit it, according a team of British and Australian researchers. A study of nearly 1,000 pairs of identical and non-identical twins found genes control half the personality traits that make people happy while factors such as relationships, health and careers are responsible for the rest of our well-being. "We found that around half the differences in happiness were genetic," said Tim Bates, a researcher at the University of E
Breathe Deep
Breathe Deep Breathe deep, child Breathe deep and dream Burn your fears, young God And be more than you seem Spread your wings, Dreamer Give all your visions flight Soar amongst the clouds And revel in the sight Trace your roots, Searcher For your past reaches deep And find your love A place your heart to keep
Ode To The Wyrm
Ode to the Wyrm Step into the dark night alone For only then will you feel the true chill of the cold Through the door into lifes winter dreams Where only tales of sorrow and sadness are told When the last fleeting glimpse of summer has past And the Tree of Hope stands with branches bare The Path of the Dead is a trail of ice Leading to the mouth of the Dark Wyrms lair The Dreams of the Living lie piled as bone A testament to the hunger of the Beast Cold, dry, deformed by sorrow The sacraments of an unholy feast This is the home of the Lonely Heart In the icy chill of the Cold Wyrms breath The Temple of the Frozen Winters Night Where the only life therein is Death
Wonder Woman Needs One Rate!!!
Who Can I Blame? (from A Fellow Hepc Sufferer, A Friend On Another Site...)
I AM THANKFUL TO MY FRIEND FOR WRITING THIS, I THINK THAT ALMOST ALL WHO SUFFER FROM HEP C HAVE HAD A SIMILAR EXPERIENCE... Who Can I Blame! Who infected me with Hepatitis C? I didn’t have any tattoos or body piercings, and I had never had a blood transfusion. How did the virus get into me? It was a mystery, and whenever I thought about it, an endless stream of who’s, when’s, where’s and what-if’s filled my head, pushing my mind into overdrive as I explored a few of the infinite possibilities. The virus spread through blood contact, and the fact that it could live outside the body for hours in a speck of blood waiting to infect someone didn’t narrow my search parameters. And learning that Hepatitis C was sneaky and elusive, able to hide in the blood stream or liver for decades, just complicated matters when I tried to figure out who had infected me, when it happened and where. Throughout my life I had associated with many people of good charac
Let's see. I am now living with my master! No other man will ever touch me! I am desired by many but he owns me. He came to Ohio to help us move. My daughter drove most of the way in our Conestoga Chrysler. We brought 3 dogs and part of our lives. Cait is now in New York and be home for Christmas. I am looking for a job and have some good prospects. I am glad to have left Ohio behind. I am staying in contact with my friends and making new ones. I love being with master. I am exploring my sexuality and making up for lost time. I have new toys and I love to play. I have learned so much more about myself. I always loved sex but now it is on fire. He desires me and we spend a lot of time playing.
Love Is Eternal
Thursday, November 27, 2008 LOVE IS ETERNAL. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Once you have learned to love; who you are, what you do, and those around you, you will have truly learned to live. Search for love, for it is the most important ingredient of life. Without it, your life will echo emptiness. With it, your life will vibrate with warmth and meaning. Even during any hardship, love will shine through. To love abundantly is to live abundantly. To love forever is to live forever. Be thankful for what you have now, and the opportunities for love and success that are before you. Happy Thanksgiving Copyright 2008 Watch The Video => Weathering The Coming Financial Storm Watch The => Webinar Check Out The => Glimpse Stories
Solorolo 2009
Well hello all hope this note finds u all happy and glad in all that u do. here we are we have ust made it to thanksgiving, we have a new president and a few new other politicians and we are heading head first in to 2009. I have a new direction in life, i will am single again and will be able to be happy even if i am not with some one. My daughter will graduate and start collage, my son will come home from Japan fo a while. and looking forward to the day where, i can get out and start meeting some of you if you are interested. I will do a lot ore roaming of the country so if you are open to a friends visit let me know. all will be welcome here for visits can show you the great mountains called the Rockies a great adventure,and very beautiful i am done for now so if you have any comments leave them would love to here from you all
Happy Hour= $100 Blast= $50 Making a $50 Blast to announce your an Idiot because your Profile was Private during your $100 Happy Hour....PRICELESS!!! ROFLMAO.. sorry.. couldn't help but do this.. So go show the guy some mercy, after all he is out there serving our country.. talliban hunter '08@ fubar Another reason why your profile shouldn't be set to Please Re-Post. Just a quickie by: MsCharlotte2U~ No Rate~No Add~Stalking~XtM@ fubar
Only In America...but It Looks Like Japan
So...I worked Black Friday with 2 retail jobs. I've done it before, but that was so long ago I'd forgotten the fun. Here are just a few bullet points...I really don't have the words to go into detail about all of it but...any questions I'll be sure to answer: - Asians like lines - If you call it a deal, people will be excited to buy shit - Women with infants are bitches - Women with toddlers are the nicest, most patient women alive - Women with children can go either way - Old spinsters who SHOULD have kids, but are way past their prime and probably dried up...are the most short-tempered self-centered bitches you could ever meet - My smile is a dangerous weapon - I must be at rock bottom, because a lot of black women have hit on me lately (most racist comment I've heard this week...I need new friends :P) - 18 hours working straight is not difficult for only makes me want to work longer - 6 hours of sleep is too much - Everyone knows me...I know
* I Never Knew Love Till You *
Your love, it makes me smile those other boyfriends they were just a joke you're the only one I trust I never knew love till you you make me happy I dont know how I lived without you maybe I didnt but... I really dont know how im living now you're gone you took the sunshine you took away my smile I might smile but its fake it seems like a crime a crime to smile I never knew love till you
What Utensil Are You?
You Are a Fork You are truthful, direct, and straight forward. People find your honesty to be a bit piercing at times. You are driven and wildly ambitious. You know what you want, and you take the most direct path to getting it. What Utensil Are You?
Tuesday Opie And Anthony Links: Bob Kelly, Lazlow In Studio, New Boobs Ratemywow, Jim Norton Live Dates, Interns Needed, Re-make 'pendulum' Co
Listen to Today's WORST-OF OPIE & ANTHONY Show on AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST). Good morning and happy TuesDEE, everybuddy! For those of you who have chosen to unglue yourselves from from the sofa and tune in to the Opie and Anthony Bitch-Slap-A-Thon, you'll be delighted to know that we have a helluva show coming up for you On today's POgram, Mr. Opie is still out of town, so our much skinnier friend Robert Kelly is hanging with Jim and Anthony. Our tech-guru buddy Lazlow is also coming by the show, because the wonderful Grand Theft Auto IV is available for the PC And as long as he's in studio, let's give him a li'l plug...Robert Kelly has a new CD/DVD called Just The Tip, and it's in stores NOW! Click the pic to order it now! (speaking of our comedian buddies...) Our shorn-head, mushy-breasted compatriot Jim Norton is headed to Virginia this week, and has got a ton of shows coming up. Visit Jim's Myspace Page for a full list of his upcoming dates. (J
More Bodies Last Night
More bodies last night Were rolled off of cargo planes While you were asleep. So you would not be disturbed, Such precautions were taken.
Hot Tennis
Yes I Draw
Dance Angel Dance by ~artgunluver on deviantART
What Goes Around Comes Around
Karma: The Law Of Cause And Effect The Sanskrit word karma has entered the lexicon of the western world, and even appears in most dictionaries. But sometimes it is misunderstood to be synonymous with "fate," as if we have no control over our karma - someone's car breaks down and they think, "I have bad karma." Someone wins the lotto and we think they have "good" karma. The word karma itself means "action" or "deed" The real philosophy of karma is, in essence, the law of cause and effect. It isn't about luck; it is about our actions, our mental habits, and the motivations that drive us. Karma is a word to describe our interaction with the properties of this world. Everything you choose to do or not do has karmic repercussions. This idea is reassuring because through practice you come to realize that you are in control, that you can change your karma. Buddhists and Hindus both believe in karma: they believe that some karma is accumulated due to our actions in a past life. The fa
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Look Into Your Heart
Look into your heart and tell me what you see. Am I still on your mind; are you thinking of me? Do you wake in the night and let out a sigh? Do you whisper my name and wonder why; I can't be there with you tonight? With you in my arms, holding you tight? Do you believe in the miracle of Love Do you believe in you Do you believe in Love Do you believe it could happen to you Take me in your arms, don't ever leave With you in my arms, I'll make you believe! I believe in Love, always and forever. I believe in us, you and I together. I can't believe Love is pain, You have everything to lose and nothing to gain. Tell me you believe and look into my eyes... Do you believe... I'm not like the other guys? Hold on tight, for I've given you my heart; Heart and soul from the very start. For your Love, I'll wait forever With all my heart, I believe we'll be together. Tell me you believe Love is bliss, That you can believe in the magic of our first kiss. Answer me one q
I Knew I Loved You......
"I Knew I Loved You" Darren Hayes/Savage Garden Maybe it's intuition But some things you just don't question Like in your eyes I see my future in an instant and there it goes I think I've found my best friend I know that it might sound more than a little crazy but I believe I knew I loved you before I met you I think I dreamed you into life I knew I loved you before I met you I have been waiting all my life There's just no rhyme or reason only this sense of completion and in your eyes I see the missing pieces I'm searching for I think I found my way home I know that it might sound more than a little crazy but I believe I knew I loved you before I met you I think I dreamed you into life I knew I loved you before I met you I have been waiting all my life A thousand angels dance around you I am complete now that I found you I knew I loved you before I met you I think I dreamed you into life I knew I loved you before I met you I hav
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MFKN Evil Krypt - Risen From The Dead - True Evil Never Dies - SER DJ -=Fu-Owned by Ϯh =-@ fubar 5k to level
Immature? Lol
Hehe.. this whole thing just makes me giggle. Most of you that know me know I am a huge goofball, love to laugh and joke around, total kid at heart. Someone told me that because of my status..I am immature *snickers* I am very mature for my ripe old age of 30, but I still like to have fun. Yes so my fave tv show is Family Guy, and I still cry at disney movies..but does that really make me immature? Not that I really care, just wondering I guess. I always thought of myself as more happy go lucky, not stuck in 12 year old la la land..heeh Okay so anyway, Im at work bored off my ass..therefore you must hear me ramble :p Post em if you got em
Listen To The Rain
Sad Angel by ~Whitefang514 on deviantART †Heaven Laid in Tears† Behold the skies, they're ful of lies... in disguise Behold the skies, they're ful of lies... in disguise O, creator, so long we have fallen to our knees So long we have murdered our honor, while protecting thine Behold the skies, they're ful of lies... in disguise Behold the skies, they're ful of lies... in disguise And we, warriors moulded in the blood of his vanity The silent, loyal shepard who tends my light is dead... in me So let the night take thee in her arms, And dry these tears into her embrace It's the end of pretending and defending... God's holy light El-shaddai, we serve thhe, henceforth... no more Show me heaven, show me guilt... embrace the pain We must suffer to realize, we must despair again and again No longer our knees we shall bend, no longer fold our frozen hands We long for the darkness, our flames still burn for mother night... Behold us now, as we cry,
You Been Tagged
You Can Only Type ONE Word. Not as easy as you might think. Now copy and paste into your blog and tag 5 ppl to do the same. Leave a comment to let us know you have done it, AND LEAVE THEM A COMMENT TO LET THEM KNOW THEY HAVE BEEN TAGGED. It's really hard to only use one-word answers! 1. Where is your cell phone? Table 2. Your significant other? Robert 3. Your hair? Auburn 4. Your mother? Luz 5. Your father? Abraham 6. Your favorite thing? Love 7. Your dream last night? Nothing 8. Your favorite drink? Pepsi 9. Your dream/goal? Married 10. The room you're in? Livingroom 11. Music? loud 12. Where do you want to be in 6 years? Alive 14. Where were you last night? Home 15. What you're not? Mean 16. Muffins? Corn 17. One of your wish list items? Home 18. Where you grew up? CT 19. The last thing you did? Eat 20. What are you wearing? Pajamas 21. TV? On 22. Your pets? None 23. Your computer? Sony 24. Your life? Good 25. Your mood? Happy 26. Missing someon
Oh Santa Thank You
In the spirit of the season, I changed my location today to the North Pole. I think Santa will let me know when I find the right pole. He said something about a mistletoe belt. I luv being Santa's lap warmer
Jack Daniels Christmas Cookies
Jack Daniels Christmas Cookies Ingredients: 1 cup of water Lemon juice 1 tsp baking soda 4 large eggs 1 cup of sugar 1 cup of nuts 1 tsp salt 2 cups of dried fruit 1 cup of brown sugar 1 cup Jack Daniels Whiskey 1. Sample the Jack Daniels to check quality. 2. Take a large bowl, check the Jack Daniels again to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink. 3. Turn on the electric beater. 4. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. 5. Add one teaspoon of sugar.... 6. Beat again. At this point it's best to make sure the Jack Daniels is still okay. Try another cup, just in case. 7. Turn off the mixerer thingy. 8. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. 9. Pick the frigging fruit off the floor. 10. Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers, just pry it loose with a drewscriver. Sample the Jack Daniels for tonsisticity. 11. Next, sift two cups of salt, or whatever. Who giveshz a shee
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~*~Strawberry~*~ FU MARRIED TO ~**TIGERCHIEF69**~@ fubar Help Strawberry Fu-King only 39,339 to go
You Can Only Type ONE Word. Not as easy as you might think. Now copy and paste into your blog and tag 5 ppl to do the same. Leave a comment to let us know you have done it, AND LEAVE THEM A COMMENT TO LET THEM KNOW THEY HAVE BEEN TAGGED. It's really hard to only use one-word answers! 1. Where is your cell phone? Upstairs 2. Your significant other? Somewhere 3. Your hair? Good 4. Your mother? Here 5. Your father? Dominant 6. Your favorite thing? Gaming 7. Your dream last night? Bloody 8. Your favorite drink? Tea 9. Your dream/goal? Peace 10. The room you're in? Mine 11. Music? Mine 12. Where do you want to be in 6 years? Employed 14. Where were you last night? Home 15. What you're not? Stupid 16. Muffins? Please 17. One of your wish list items? Sanity 18. Where you grew up? Unstable 19. The last thing you did? Scream 20. What are you wearing? Clothes 21. TV? Shit 22. Your pets? Willis 23. Your computer? Portable 24. Your life? Different 25. Your mood
Meditating On The Chakras
Here is a video that has an excellent combo of not only music but it goes thru and gives brief over all explainations on chakra meditation and how each chakra effects us from the spiritual to the physical portions of our bodies. I hope this helps . BLESSED BE
Det Tredje Rike
Det er mulig dele verden idag opp i to strengt separate enheter. De Andre. You-People. Dvs de som ikke er med p det verdensomspennende nettverket som innebefatter bl.a indiere. De vet ikke hva som "foregr" eller de bor utenfor rekkevidde av muligheten til vre en del av det. Og vi har medlemmene av det Andre Riket. De fleste av dem er velutdannede mennesker. Og de er antagelig alle som en uenig i det samfunnet de tilhrer. Uansett hva det dreier seg om. Jeg befinner meg ikke som en del av noen av de samfunnene. Begge deler er meg totalt fremmed. Og dels patetisk. Spesielt Us-People-klanen. Jeg er snn sett Det Tredje Riket. FUCK YOU ALL!!!!!
How I Conquered The Sex God Of Germany
well, we have been together some time and all I would ever hear was about how Craven (aka is the sex god of germany. when we had finally gotten together I was a bit leary about the sex, i mean come one a mere commoner like myself and the sex god. I didnt think i would be able to compare. then the other night we went out to a clib and had a few jack & cokes not enough to be drunk but tipsy. upon coming home we had a small snack then was off to bed. In which I instigated an intimate intrigue well he was all up for it ( if ya know what i mean) then it got a bit hot and heavy, i wont get into details, but to get straight to the point, he was trembling upon the finale and his legs were hurting. in the back of my mind i was all like YES! he had told me he had never had sex like that before and i was all patting myself on the back while having my smoke. needless to say. He is a sex god and amazing in bed. but to to us commoners, sex gods can be conquered and then we are up there
It Could Be All Bananas
My life is a CRAZY hectic mess,lol. But I love it and wouldn't change it for the world.. I'm sick of lying men so if you think to just use me and lie to get me then hit the exit door running or you'll be missing half an ass cheek! Honesty is always key,lol. And TRUST me I LOVE SEX! And if I want it you'll don't harrass me please..I like to flirt and know when Im ready to do the talk,lol..
Sevendust- Face To Face
RELATE 100% When there was nothing left in me You can't stop fuckin' with my head Stop fuckin' with my head My silence you break The smile that you fake (you fake) [Chorus:] There's not one thing that you can say to make it right Unless you say "I'm leavin" And if you're not...then please tell me why Please tell me why you can't Save face Say it to my face Can I take all the filth in your head All the words that you said (that you said) And throw it away (throw it out) You can't stop fuckin' with my head Stop fuckin' with my head My silence you break The smile that you take away [Chorus:] There's not one thing that you can say to make it right Unless you say "I'm leavin" And if you're not...then please tell me why Please tell me why you can't That shit you're talkin' don't mean nothing to me anymore Limp fuck stick...let's settle the score Run and hide you know I'll find you anywhere Motherfucker...two faced prick with he
Four Christmases
How bad does your movie have to be to make both Vince Vaughn and Reese Witherspoon utterly charmless? On paper you couldn't wish for a safer pair of hands, but they somehow contrive to be one of the most unlikeable pair of leads in a festive comedy ever. Man, I hated that movie.
What Does Your Birth Date Mean?
Your Birthdate: November 29 You have the mind of an artist, even if you haven't developed the talent yet. Expressive and aware, you enjoy finding new ways to share your feelings. You often feel like you don't fit in - especially in traditional environments. You have big dreams. The problem is putting those dreams into action. Your strength: Your vivid imagination Your weakness: Fear of failure Your power color: Coral Your power symbol: Oval Your power month: November What Does Your Birth Date Mean?
I'll Be Fine...
Compasion is in my nature I've closed the doors to you I've torn myself to pieces far too long I admit I was never there for you I swear I'm not the Devil you think you see I try so hard to sleep Cut me deep I've crawled away from your hate Trust in me I'm not whole, I don't believe it. I've screamed to you for forgiveness Why can't you hear it? Lost and seperated Shackled by what you've left inside me Try to show you that I'm good for something I hate myself, my ways, and my face I'm not ok but I'll be fine...
Daddy Pathetic beast Of childhood nightmares Not from the closet Or under the bed But from the room Across the hall Across the dinner table Bedroom bully Hidden behind White picket fences Rapist in fathers clothing Discovered and exposed By photographic journal Now found choking On infected loads From unwashed cocks Covered in his own Bloody stool
Original Alabaster Princess...(before Turned Into A Song)
The Alabaster Princess waits in her tower, the darkness surrounding her like a thick cloak. She waits for her prince, the one from all the fairy tales, the one person fated to rescue her from this exile, from this hell. She looks in the mirror and sees nothing, no reflection, not even a stranger in the glass. There is no one there. She looks down at her arms, covered in scars, covered in battles fought and lost, in failure. And she looks at the new wounds, the final wounds, watches as the crimson liquid pools at her feet, staining her white gown red. You see, she finally realizes that there is no prince for her, no rescuing, nothing beyond the darkness that she lives in now. Nothing beyond, nothing before.
No Matter What
Yeah, I say still i stand Ay, shawty here i am hey (Verse 1) Never have you seen in ya lifetime A more divine southern rapper with a swag like mine Facin all kinda time but smile like I'm fine Brag with such passion and shine without tryin Believe me, pains a small thing to a giant I was born without a dime Out the gutter I climbed spoke my mind and didn't stutter one time Ali said "even the greatest gotta suffer sometimes" So I huff and puff rhymes Lyrics so sick wit it Set the standard in Atlanta how to get get get it So you up and coming rappers wanna diss, just kill it I'm officially the realest...point, blank, period Whether I still live in the hood or just visit Whatever you can do in the hood I done did it That's why the dope boys and the misfits feel it This still his city long as TIP living, listen (Hook) I ain't dead (nah) I ain't done(nah) I ain't scared(of what?), I ain't run(from Who?) But still I stand (yeah) No matter what pimpin here I am
Healthy Level Of Insanity
How to Maintain A Healthy Level of Insanity 1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down. 2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice! 3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that. 4. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso. 5. In the memo field of all your checks, write 'For Marijuana' 6. Skip down the hall rather than walk and see how many looks you get. 7. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face. 8. Specify that your drive-through order is 'To Go'. 9. Sing along at the opera. 10. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you have a headache. 11. When the money comes out the ATM, scream 'I won! I won!' 12. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, ye
tired of ppl blaming me for shit other ppl do and thinkin i am doin something wrg that i am not it is suppose to be a happy time of year and all i can do is feel down in the dumps because of all the bs that is going on i mean if you want to yell at me for not talkin to you then god dang it un block me and open your own mouth sh*t and i not doing anything wrg if your name don't come to my mouth the first words i say forgive me and get over it sh*t i am not workin at the present and we are always together not like i have time to mess around or anything i love you with all my heart if thats not enough let me know and we can figure out what to do i haven't changed a bit since we came into this relationship u fell in love with the alcoholic that i was then and i am still that alcoholic i will never change and never go anywhere the sooner u realize that the better off you will be because then we can go to the next level with our relationship. until i feel our relationship is to it's fullest
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Stood Up At Own Fu Wedding
damn it sucks..i was to get fu married but he isn't i got stood up at the fu does that work? but its ok just means that i wont be getting fu married on here EVER again i am kinda sad but at the same time a bit mad
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An Average Love Story
She bids him farewell Walking to the side of the man She had just fallen in love with He watched her leave Even if its breaking his heart He kept his silence And, walked away A month later She came to him in tears Full of sorrow, as though she is dying He offered his shoulder And, she cried all night The next day She bids him farewell She's in love Again One day An accident took his life away Standing beside his soulless body She sees his existence His diary was handed to her And she flipped to read the pages ..... Sunny day She, my fantasy, my everything is in love again.The man looks great.I'm happy.Seeing her cheerful smile brighten my heart. As long as she's happy, I'll be happy. ..... Rainy day The guy left her.Tears flow as she leaned on my shoulder.My heart was teared into shreds seeing her in tears. ..... Cloudy day She is in love again. ..... She closed the book She never felt so lonely She could hear him speaking Bu
Should've Said No
Should've Said No It's strange to think the songs we used to sing The smiles, the flowers, everything: is gone Yesterday I found out about you Even now just looking at you: feels wrong You say that you'd take it all back, given one chance It was a moment of weakness and you said yes... [Chorus:] You should've said no, you should've gone home You should've thought twice before you let it all go You should've know that word, bout what you did with her Would get back to me... And I should've been there, in the back of your mind I shouldn't be asking myself why You shouldn't be begging for forgiveness at my feet... You should've said no, baby and you might still have me You can see that I've been crying And baby you know all the right things: to say But do you honestly expect me to believe We could ever be the same... You say that the past is the past, you need one chance It was a moment of weakness and you said yes... [Repeat Chorus] I can't resist... b
I Think...
9:55pm I think I should let him know how I feel. I've been honest, but it's been hard... I don't know where this is going. I think I'll tell him in person... What I truly feel. It kills me on the inside. I'm not usually a girl who shows emotions. I think I will tell him how insecure I am... I am afraid to call him... I miss hearing his voice, and I haven't told him. I think he should know.... thanks to him, I've become emotional. If he asked me to start anew with him... I would in a heartbeat. I think I'm the shy one... He should know, if he doesn't, then now it's known I know how I feel... I think he should know... in the little bit of time I've "known" him He really is a decent guy. Any girl could fall for him... Any girl could be me too.. I think he should know one more thing... I'm scared of all of this... Mainly because I like you a lot And......... it hurts...... 9:58pm Now if he didn't know I wrote this about him then he'll never kn
Parachute Training
I volunteered recently to perform a parachute jump for charity. On our first day of training, the instructor made an important point about preparing for landing at 300 feet. "How do you know when you're at 300 feet?" asked one woman. "A good question," replied the instructor. "At 300 feet you can recognize the faces of people on the ground." The woman thought about this for awhile before saying, "What happens if there's no one there I know?"
I Made Prophet Cause Of These Ppl
THESE ARE SOME AWESOME PPL WHO COME TO HELP ME LEVEL YESTERDAY AND I WANT TO SAY THANK YOU TO THEM NOW THERE WAS A LOT AND I COULDN'T GET THEM ALL ON HERE BUT HERE ARE SOME that WERE AMAZING SO AGAIN TY TO ALL WHO HELP ME YOU ARE ALL WONDERFUL Here they are in No particular order.............. ~TAINTEDRAGE~PROUDLY OWNED BY DJ INSANE~NAUGHTY BOUNCIN TIGGA~FuPriestess~FU MOM TO MYSTERIOUS 1~Fu@ fubar ~*KIKI*~@ fubar ~*LuCkY*~@ fubar sumdaysoon@ fubar foxlady4040 *~* head bouncer@dooms day lounge@ fubar DJ Virtigo Owner Of Dark Desires And Co Owner Of Tainted Desires Radio@ fubar These are great friends to have, which is why you should go Fan, Rate and add them NOW!! While your there... Spank them hard!!! Trust me they really do deserve it!!! This Pimpout brought to you by The One and Only, TAINTEDPRINCESS!! &
Washing Dishes
Ok so while I was washing dishes this morning I started thinking (shush) & this has bugged me for awhile. A year or so ago I was watching an episode of Ellen Degeneres' talk show & Nicole Kidman was on. She was telling Ellen how she was poor growing up & her parents didn't have a lot of dishes. When they wanted to eat dessert, they would take their dinner plates & flip them over. If that's not strange in itself, it's what she said after: (I'm paraphrasing) "So that means when we washed our plates, we had to wash the back of them too." Huh?? Don't you have to do that ANYWAY?? I know I do. I wash the whole thing. that's bugged me since watching that. :| I need some kind of help.
You Make Me Real
You Make Me Real You are my sweetest dream, It is one I can never let go, It is one I know I know. It is where you seem To be all I will ever deem. You are deep in my heart, Giving me an extra beat to jump, And sometimes, it is a runaway thump, You are my freshest brand new start, For me to be a master of this kindred art! You are forever in my mind, You are a treasure I must find, You make it so real, Im in you and you are all I can feel. I promise to make you real this time! You are in my soul, I am in you, I make you whole, You make me real to. I swear you are all I will ever do! Copyright Ann Rich 2006
Are You Smarter Than A Fifth Grader
Persona Analysis
Portrait of an INFP - Introverted Intuitive Feeling Perceiving (Introverted Feeling with Extroverted Intuition) The Idealist As an INFP, your primary mode of living is focused internally, where you deal with things according to how you feel about them, or how they fit into your personal value system. Your secondary mode is external, where you take things in primarily via your intuition. INFPs, more than other intuitive Feeling types, are focused on making the world a better place for people. Their primary goal is to find out their meaning in life. What is their purpose? How can they best serve humanity in their lives? They are idealists and perfectionists, who drive themselves hard in their quest for achieving the goals they have identified for themselves INFPs are highly intuitive about people. They rely heavily on their intuitions to guide them, and use their discoveries to constantly search for value in life. They are on a continuous mission to find the truth and meaning
Fun Weekend
whoot... party.. harder this weekend... drank a whole whakc of booze then went to shooters got barred for 60 days from a bar for fighting 5 minutes before close and got so drunk don't even remeber when i wen thome...hhaha was still going saturday woot just party aniomal.. hah i thought i would write something ppls can read
The Conquered
You know there are those that try to conquer an unconquerable world. They know it can't be conquered but they are not done trying. They live in a world that suffers in creation where moments for clam cause pain. One day they will grow tired but it's not a date that can be set in stone. The lucky ones tire quickly while those of greatest misfortune may only grow wearing at times but never tire fully.
I Am Left Brained.
Left brained people tend to be analytical, logical, rational and objective. Here are some famous left-brainers: Stephen Hawking Albert Einstein Richard Feynman
Happy Thursday
Sexy Comments & Profile GraphicsLooking forward to a stimulating weekend.
Yo Ho Yo Ho!!
[Capo 3] Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me We pillage, we plunder, we rifle, and loot Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho We kidnap and ravage and don't give a hoot Drink up me 'earties, yo ho / D GD DA D / Bm F#m / / G D / E A / Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me We extort, we pilfer, we filch, and sack Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho Maraud and embezzle, and even high-jack Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me We kindle and char, inflame and ignite Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho We burn up the city, we're really a fright Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho We're rascals, scoundrels, villains, and knaves Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho We're devils and black sheep, really bad eggs Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me We're beggars and blighters, ne'er-do-well cads Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho Aye, but we're loved by our mommies and dads Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me
No Idea
Just putting this here cause I am bored and had nothing better to do. Actually never done a blog before. So now I have
The Orgy.....a Work In Progress
They planned the night, they invited their favorite naked people. His and hers. They rented the perfect hotel suite. Lots of surfaces for lots of slippery gyrating bodies. Then set the rules and posted them on the door. There were three rules and they were simple. One - Strip as soon as you come in. Two - No pee, no poop, no vomit, everything else goes. Three - Retire to bedroom #4 when you're too tired to play or drive home. Everyone at this party knew everyone else, or should, so there really was no need for any rules, but just in case. People can get crazy when they get high on those sex endorphins. Macon and Indi arrived first to set up, drinks on the bar, plenty of ice and water...lots of fluid would be needing replaced. Sign on the door of bedroom #4. Lubes, oils, condoms and toys everywhere. Dirty movies on all the tv's. Two huge baskets by the door for the clothes and a pile of keys for anyone who needed to leave and come back in. Forty people invited. 32 RSVP'd. Time t
You Must Act To Overcome Fear.
Your Daily Motivation You Must Act To Overcome Fear. Monday January 19, 2009 YOU MUST ACT TO OVERCOME FEAR -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- One of the greatest surprises you'll experience, is when you discover that you can do what you were afraid you couldn't do. Your obstacles will melt away, if instead of cowering before them, you make up your mind to walk boldly through them. Do the thing you fear and fear disappears. Confront your fears, list them, get to know them and only then will you be able to put them aside and move ahead. When you face the things that scare you, you open the door to freedom. The only thing you have to fear, is fear itself. You must act to overcome fear. Copyright 2008 => Discover The System => Meet The Team
Nothing New......
Bills totally suck! Who agrees? I hate living paycheck to paycheck! School is expensive :( But yeah back to bills! They suck! *goes back to listen to "Perfect" by Simple Plan*
Whoremaster Needs Your Fu-Bucks! St. Patty's Day is Whoremaster's Birthday and he would like to go for the spotlight! He's whoring for BUCKS! Send him your extra bucks, NOW! Whoremaster Hubby to ~Master's Whore~@ fubar A BatM Creation Beauty & the Mess@ fubar
[first Thoughts Of 24]
While we're on the topic of birthdays growing old looking back I'd like to say that I really do have very few regrets in my life. That's kinda weird to hear me say isn't it? My violent often-assumed-psychotic adolescence The catastrophic nonsense that has happened to me simply by chance The shit-storm my most recent relationship had been. And no- this isn't one of those "aw shucks at least they had a couple good times" talks. No those were all HORRIBLE experiences that taught me to be the strong, more organized, levelheaded person that I am. And let's take a minute for me to kick that "well maybe he's just bitter" point right in the balls. I used that girl to understand my limitations, to grow up, and to understand my own priorities. The childish games of love I played during that period were just a sugar coating. I learned that I can't love someone I don't respect. I can't love a household terrorist. I can't love a selfish person. I don't regret it, and to be hones
Back Where I Belong
The letter was very detailed about where and when I would find him again. It was as if he knew I could not live without him; I do not know how else to explain its presence. I had just made up my mind that I had to go find him when I stepped out of my shower. I had not talked to anyone so there is no way he could have readily known that I was ready to go find him and forgive him. I guess our connection was stronger than I ever imagined that it was. I walked out into the hallway toward my room when I saw it lying there half under my door. It was a dull red envelope with nothing written on that I could see. I must have stared at it for five minutes before I walked over and picked it up; I had no idea what it could be. I knew that it was left there for me; I was the only person living there. I turned it over and over again in my hand several times before I lifted the flap and broke the seal to see what was inside. I pulled out a cream piece of parchment paper with lines and li
Native American/hndfasting Ceremony
NATIVE AMERICAN TRADITIONS: At the fubar Beach Wedding Chapel we offer many different types of ceremonies. This is a combonation of traditional Native American ceremonies and the ancient handfasting ceremony. This ceremony uses the traditons of the Native American's ceremonial fire, sacred circle, union blanket, and the giving of gifts between the couple. Along with the understanding of the traditions of handfasting that a union is a joining of heart and soul for as long as the couple desires. In honor of Native American tradition, this ceremony is to be perform outdoors, with Father sky as the roof of the most sacred chapel, and Mother Earth at your feet to hold you, and the trees and plants to surround and embrace you, as wellas, the sound of the water as your symphony to set balance and serenity to the ceremony. Sage will be used by the Ministers to cleans the ceremonial grounds, sacred tobacco given to the Grandfathers and Grandmothers of the plants and stone people a gift f
Last Night I Dreamed
Last night I dreamed I slept at peace Wrapped in arms of light I cried my self to sleep Dreaming of what could be Of my past, and future too Glimpses of light, and consoling shadows Lifting me to thier bossoms I drift away To my abyss Still, I am not alone One shadow follows Drying my tears His face is given light It too beautiful to bear I turn away He hugs me To his warm chest His heart beating with mine He cares for me. Why? He cuddles me till I sleep Sweet and deep He lays next to me Expecting nothing Last night I dreamed I wasnt alone He was there to hold me Still, all dreams must end Last night I dreamed Of a true loves touch In truth I am alone.
Fear... Of new beginnings Of the same old end Of whats to come Of what might have been... Fear... Of failing again Of trying to win Of unseen danger Of the eyes of a stranger... Fear... Of whats out there Of everything everywhere Of what lies between Of the unclean... Fear... Of whats in me Of being free Of whats in you Of what we do....
Hollow Shell
Hollow Shell Hollow is the shell I dwell within. It is but an uncovered grave with a lifeless body desiring to live again. The evil that lives within my mind longs to lurk about life like demon screaming for freedom. How did this come to be upon me? I once thought I knew myself and you, But I was sorrowful wrong upon my last breath of life. Why must this hollowing shell be my existences now? Cold and dark has now become my only solaces within my death. Endlessly I hear things about me like haunting dripping of blood from my veins. Hollow is my shell of death lingering in sorrowful winds of dark dreams. I am nothing now because I dare to love you. Words I wrote and spoke fell upon your deafen ears. Your heart and soul was twisted and cruel to me. My hollowness is now my lostness upon abyss of endless darkness. As my restless spirit watches you move about life and reaching out to love again. 2009 Firestar
What's Your Hidden Talent?
Your Hidden Talent is Understanding People Your natural talent is interpersonal relations and dealing with people. You communicate well and are able to bring disparate groups together. Your calming presence helps everything go more smoothly. People crave your praise and complements. What's Your Hidden Talent?
One Of The Original Sarge's Bad Girls Is Taking A Break"
Ecuadorian Goddess Is Taking A Temporary Break From Sarge's Bad Girls Because Of School.. She Has Said That She Will Be Back When She Can Put More Time Into The Group. So Let's All Wish Her Well With Her Schooling. Ecuadorian Goddess
Wat Should I Do
iv been in n out of trouble sence i was like 12 and now im getting fucked by the cort system and there using kittylitter as lub and now there trien ta send me ta rehab or prison i know i cant say a lot about wat im in trouble for or anything a bout it but if i could afford an atterine i could get out of this if antone hase any advise let me know
Review And Recommit...
"Few people have any next, they live from hand to mouth without a plan, and are always at the end of their line." -- Ralph Waldo Emerson Just think: When we are driving, we know where we want to go and we plot out our route. When we plan and prepare a meal, we follow a recipe and monitor the food as it cooks. How much attention do we give to planning the direction of our lives? Taking the time to review our quality of life gives us a chance to re-evaluate what we are doing and where we want to go. It lets us fine-tune our direction, to ensure we are on track for what we most want. Stop and think about your last 6 months. What did you learn? What would you like to do differently? Where do you want to recommit? "Organizing is what you do before you do something, so that when you do it, it is not all mixed up." -- A. A. Milne "Always have a plan, and believe in it. Nothing happens by accident." -- Chuck Knox Access your own inner wisdom by tapping i
Kt Tunstall-black Horse And The Cherry Tree
The only love worthy of a name is unconditional. John Powell
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I Hate You
Hate is such a strong word but I hate you! I hate the way you make me feel, hate the way you look at me like I am just a posession. I hate the way you touch me then ignore me all in the same. I hate that you make me feel like a maid rather than your partner. I hate that you take pleasure in material things and ignore what is important. I hate that you made a baby with me and won't share the responsibility. I hate how you make me feel I am worthless and weak. Fuck you asshole I am done. I no longer will be angry, no longer will cry for you, no longer will hurt because of your words and actions. I deserve a hell of a lot better and know it now. Screw you I don't need you in my life. I hate you
Dead Beat Dads
Why is it people bring kids into this world and then use them against their mother so they can tear her apart and then try and take the kid when you go after child sapport even though they don't really even love the child, I don't understand why men do that shit and i know some wemon do that to and it is all a crock of shit don't have kids if your not will to take care of them properly.
Good Memories
i went out to smoke this morning. i was wearing my old carhartt coat, and i caught a whiff of it when i came back inside. it smelled like my grandfather, and the smell took me back to when i was a little kid. i called him 'papa'. he was a huge man, well over six feet tall, and weighing probably 300 pounds. he had a big, gravely voice that would really get your attention. he always wore overalls and blue work shirts. he rolled his own cigarettes for a long time, and he also smoked non-filter camels. he kept his cigarettes in this tin box that always fascinated me. it was made for holding a pack of cigarettes, and it had intricate designs pressed into it. i remember the muffled, tinny sound it would make when he pulled the lid off of it. i remember the heavy smell of his zippo. he and my granny lived in an old, 1.5 story house that had twelve-foot ceilings. the house was heated by a single floor furnace in the living room. that was always my spot when we would visit them

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