Fubar Blog Posts 3

Games
You had my heart in your hand I never had the will to take a stand You drained me of life and blood Then watched my ashes blow away like a desert flood You played your games with me Stealthly like a tiger in the grass. I never would of guessed you to be such an ASS!!

First Date And Things Not To Say To A Man ....
On their first date a man and a woman find themselves in the backseat of his car. The man says, "You know what? I'm gonna take off your blouse." The woman says. "Oh no, you're not!" Then the man says, "Then...I'm gonna take off your skirt." The woman says. "Oh no, you're not!" The man says, "Then, I'm gonna take off your panties." The woman says. "Oh no, you're not!" Then the man says, "Then I'm gonna bang you so hard, that you won't be able to walk for a week." The woman says. "Oh no, you're not!" Then the man says, "And not only that, but I'm not gonna wear a condom." And the woman says. "Oh yes, you are !" THINGS NEVER TO SAY TO A MAN WITH A SMALL PENIS * "Ahh, it's cute." * "Make it dance." * (giggle and point) * "My 8-year-old brother has one like that." * "Maybe if we water it, it'll grow." * "How interesting..." * "But it still works right?" * "I think there's a dildo around here somewhere." * "Let me know when you're done." * "Oh, I didn't

Psychological Profile
Advanced Global Personality Test Results Extraversion |||||||||||||| 56% Stability |||||| 30% Orderliness |||||||||||||| 53% Accommodation |||||||||||||||| 70% Interdependence |||||||||| 36% Intellectual |||||||||||||||||| 76% Mystical |||||||||||||||| 63% Artistic || 10% Religious |||||| 23% Hedonism |||||||||||||| 56% Materialism |||||||||| 36% Narcissism |||||||||| 36% Adventurousness |||||||||| 36% Work ethic |||||| 23% Self absorbed |||||||||||| 43%

I Built A Bridge Across Darkness
I built a bridge out of nowhere, across nothingness and wondered if there would be something on the other side. I built a bridge out of fog, across darkness and hoped that there would be light on the other side. I built a bridge out of despair, across oblivion and knew that there would be hope on the other side. I built a bridge out of hell, across chaos and trusted that there would be strength on the other side. I built a bridge out of hell, across terror and it was a good bridge, a strong bridge, a beautiful bridge. It was a bridge I built myself, with only my hands for tools, my obstinacy for supports, my faith for spans, and my blood for rivets. I built a bridge, and crossed it, but there was no one there to meet me on the other side.

Native Indian's Words Read Up On This
Dio creò terra per gli Indiani ed era come se avesse disteso un panno. Sopra vi mise gli Indiani. Sono stati creati qui, su questa terra e allora cominciarono a scorrere i fiumi. Poi Dio creò i pesci nei fiumi diede la vita alla selvaggina sulle montagne e ordinò che si moltiplicasse. Poi il Creatore diede la vita a noi Indiani. Ce ne andavamo in giro e quando vedevamo pesci e selvaggina sapevamo che erano stati creati per noi. Dio creò radici e bacche perché le donne le raccogliessero. Dio ci ha creati perché vivessimo qui ed era nostro diritto cacciare e pescare finché io e mio nonno riusciamo a tornare indietro nel tempo con la memoria

Candy From A Stranger - Erotic Story
Candy From a Stranger, by B The most powerful force affecting the lives of human beings is thought. One thought by itself is like a gentle passing breeze, but the same thoughts repeated over and over take on the full force of a hurricane, destroying anything that stands in the way of those thoughts becoming reality. Such was the effect of my thoughts about Joel. He had a girlfriend in waiting; but we had shared fantasies. We had in very explicit terms described the things we wanted to do to each other. He was down to earth type of guy and had shown he was caring and compassionate towards me, and yet the things he described were so fascinating and exotic. Somehow that made the fantasy all the more intoxicating. Over and over my thoughts returned to those things. I knew it was only a matter of time. I had agreed to meet him. We discussed “rules” and expectations. We explained safe words and how they worked. I said, “No. No safe words. You won’t get the complete experience if you

A Kindly Haunting
My body may be gone But my spirit lives on The sun will always shine And you will always be mine As night follows day My spirit is here to stay Never apart I will live on in your heart Until we are once more united Our loving words once more recited I will love you always Long after our earthly days We will walk with The Lord Hard times we have endured But our love will see us through In Heaven we can start anew

Heaven
Her hair was up in a pony tail, her favorite dress tied with a bow. Today was Daddy's Day at school, and she couldn't wait to go. But her mommy tried to tell her, that she probably should stay home. Why the kids might not understand, if she went to school alone. But she was not afraid; she knew just what to say. What to tell her classmates of why he wasn't there today. But still her mother worried, for her to face this day alone. And that was why once again, she tried to keep her daughter home. But the little girl went to school eager to tell them all. About a dad she never sees; a dad who never calls. There were daddies along the wall in back, for everyone to meet. Children squirming impatiently, anxious in their seats One by one the teacher called a student from the class. To introduce their daddys, as seconds slowly passed. At last the teacher called her name, every child turned to stare. Each of them was searching, for a man who wasn't there. "Where's h

A Prayer That Was Meant To Be A Poem
I cry for help from up above to save my soul to be safe. I pray to you o Lord to help me through my tough times when I really need you to hear my voice calling for help it seems no one knows I need help not from councalors but from the one that means the most in my life. It seems no one cares but myself for myself. I think thoughts I shouldn't think they just come to me and I regret them. I cry to you please help me for I need it. I cry for help from up above so I can be saved from my weakness and the devil. I need your help o Lord please help I don't want to sink any further than I already have. I cry for help to love myself and family and you more than ever before!

I Want To Know The Real You....
It doesn't interest me what you do for a living. I want to know what you ache for, and if you dare to dream of meeting your heart's longing. It doesn't interest me how old you are. I want to know if you will risk looking like a fool for love, for your dream, for the adventure of being alive. It doesn't interest me what planets are squaring your moon. I want to know if you have touched the center of your own sorrow, if you have been opened by life's betrayals or have become shriveled and closed from fear of further pain! I want to know if you can sit with pain, mine or your own, without moving to hide it or fade it, or fix it. I want to know if you can be with joy, mine or your own, if you can dance with wildness and let the ecstasy fill you to the tips of your fingers and toes without cautioning us to be careful, to be realistic, to remember the limitations of being human. It doesn't interest me if the story you are telling me is true. I want to know

Your Laugh Is Like A Silver Bell
Your laugh is like a silver bell: Clean and light and free; Just like the hours of happiness Your friendship brings to me. You're like a room of sweet wind chimes Enlightened by a breeze, Or like an open, grassy field Dotted with old trees. I'm grateful for the things you do, But more for what you are: A breath of clear, bright open sea, Of life beyond the bar. This is for my true friends....thanks for being there. Love you

Very Puzzling
You Are 26% Feminine, 74% Masculine You are in touch with your masculine side. You are not overly sensitive and not easily moved. Occasionally, though, something will get through and touch your heart! Are You Masculine or Feminine?

For My Pammy Girlie ;)
At night in her deepest secret place She dreams that she's in chains Each time the leather bites her flesh She whispers out His name Of all that she would give to Him Her favorite is her pain At night in her deepest secret place Her dreams are what keep her sane Her days are filled with sameness Endless boredom takes it's toll No escape from all life's tameness But the dreams that make her whole At night in her deepest darkest place She dreams of delicious harm Of ropes, stone walls, of servitude Of pleasing Him with her charms He says come to Me, My wonderful slave In that voice that both soothes and alarms Then at night in her deepest darkest place She melts into His arms

Wow This Site Is Really Slow!
well for me that is lol my computer sucks! its from 2000 and it already burn out once and it looks like its going to happen again! oh well i need a new one but i don't have the money! i need a job but its hard to get a job around here cause people are assholes. anyways i'm out

Ham Baked In Champagne
HAM BAKED IN CHAMPAGNE INGREDIENTS: 1 9-pound boneless ham 1 pound light brown sugar 2 bottles extra-dey champagne 3 tablespoons honey 1 1/2 teaspoons ground ginger 1 1/2 teaspoons dry mustard (optional: canned pineapple slices or spiced apples) DIRECTIONS: Score ham and place on rack in baking pan. Cover top with 1 cup brown sugar and pour over 1 bottle champagne. Bake at 325 degrees for 2 hours. Combine remaining bottle champagne, remaining brown sugar, honey, ginger and mustard and bring to rolling boil in saucepan. Lower heat and simmer while basting ham every 15 minutes until done. Garnish with pineapple slices and spiced apples, if desired.

Questions
WHY IS IT THAT THE ONLY THINGS GUYS THINK ABOUT ARE BOOBS AND ASS AND WHY CAN'T GUYS READ?? I POSTED ON MY PAGE THAT I DO NOT TAKE REQUESTS FOR PICTURES AND I WILL NOT POST NAKED PICS. I THINK THAT I DON'T NEED TO POST NAKED PICS JUST TO MAKE FRIENDS. AND GUYS NOT ALL WOMEN WANT TO SEE YOUR DICKS. WHY CAN'T WE JUST TALK TO EACHOTHER AND NOT MENTIONS SEX? CAN'T MEN AND WOMEN HAVE NORMAL CONVERSATIONS ABOUT OURSELVES, THE ENVIRONMENT, OUR JOBS, OUR FAMILIES. WHY DOES IT ALWAYS COME BACK TO SEX. IS THAT REALLY WHAT OUR WORLD HAS COME DOWN TO? I JUST NEEDED TO VENT A BIT. HOPE I DIDN'T BORE YOU TOO MUCH WITH MY FIRST BLOG.

Walk Of Truth
I fall, I fail, I try, I prevail no matter what the loss, I count the cost of each success and failure... My intentions are so pure, My impact can be sure And I cannot try hard enough to find a simple cure. The loss I sometimes feel, when abundance doesnt fall immediately in my lap; desired most of all- I see so much that that I lack. I cannot separate my effort from the prayers of every day. I can't take a breath That I need more today than yesterday. I need the love of God to help me day by day... This day like any other with prayers and living proof of answers in succession is MY WALK OF TRUTH.

Hammered!!
You act like Jesus, crucified again.. These 4 walls are closing in.. Who and what do you think you are? A rich motherfucker in a fancy car... Concrete jackel suckin on the past. Gold care junkie kissin money's ass You're the monkey on my back Its time for you to go.. HAMMERED!!! You're more harm than my old vice.. And I don't wanna know.. HAMMERED!! You're hammer poor.. Now you're feelin low, tired and beaten. Bring you some blades and daggers.. Pierce your soul. Hell, ain't livin' six feet in the hole. Get down on your knees in Hollywood time to Kiss some, some ass. Hey, Mr. bigtime Hollywood. Tell your story walkin' if you think you could. Your money's runnin' low from your cocaine whores. Nothin' but a rat scratchin'at my door. Hey, now I've said all I'm gonna say. time will judge, see who fades away. You're hammered. Hammer poor.

Success
What is a successful life? So often times I hear people say that one of their goals is to have a successful life. It has made me sit and ponder-what is success-what is a successful life? It appears to me that people measure success in a variety of ways. Many people measure success in a way that I find odd. They focus on the material things they have and don't have-the newest car,nicest house,finest clothes,jewelry and television sets. I think what material possessions we have or don't have in life is not at all important in the scheme of life, although others try to make us feel that it is.It matters not where we buy our clothes-at the mall or at a used clothes store. Money may momentarily ease a persons pain, but true lasting love can't be bought with clothes, food, houses and cars. What matters is if our family and others have clothes to wear, food to eat,and a roof over their heads, and happiness-not what they look like or what they own. Eminence is not important either.

This Would Be Tina To A Tee
You Are An Elm Tree You are easygoing and a pleasure to be around. Good looking, you have a pleasant shape and tasteful clothes. You demand little in others, but you tend not to forgive their mistakes. Dominant, you like to lead and enjoy making decisions for others. Overall, you are cheerful, honest, noble, generous, and funny. What's Your Celtic Horoscope?

Desert Motorcyclepart 1 And 2
'Oh dear', you think as you get out of your car. You have paid a visit to a girlfriend who lives on the edge of the Bad Lands. Heading for home you took a wrong turn somewhere and now were in the middle of the desert. When you turned around on a dirt road to retrace your route you heard a loud bang and now you car is shaking badly. Getting out and walking around to the passenger side you see your right front tire is flat. 'Damn, damn, damn'! Opening your trunk you get out your jack and use it raise the right side. When you try to get the tire off, the lug nuts are so tight you cannot budge them. Frustrated you lean against the car and try to think what to do next. You notice a very fast moving dust cloud approaching across the desert. As it gets nearer you can tell it is a large green dirt bike. The rider has a blood red helmet and red MOTO-X suit on. The helmet makes him look like an alien from outer space. When he slams to a halt you can see tha

Christina Aguilera Fighter Lyrics
When I, thought I knew you Thinking, that you were true I guess I, I couldn't trust 'Cause your bluff time is up 'Cause I've had enough You were, there by my side Always, down for the ride But your, joy ride just came down in flames 'Cause your greed sold me out of shame, mmhmm After all of the stealing and cheating You probably think that I hold resentment for you But, uh uh, oh no, you're wrong 'Cause if it wasn't for all that you tried to do I wouldn't know just how capable I am to pull through So I wanna say thank you 'Cause it makes me that much stronger Makes me work a little bit harder It makes me that much wiser So thanks for making me a fighter Made me learn a little bit faster Made my skin a little bit thicker Makes me that much smarter So thanks for making me a fighter Oh, ohh Never, saw it coming All of, your backstabbing Just so, you could cash in On a good thing before I realized your game I heard, you're going around Playing, the vict

Christina Aguilera Beautiful Lyrics
[Spoken] Don't look at me Every day is so wonderful And suddenly, it's hard to breathe Now and then, I get insecure From all the fame, I'm so ashamed I am beautiful no matter what they say Words can't bring me down I am beautiful in every single way Yes, words can't bring me down So don't you bring me down today To all your friends, you're delirious So consumed in all your doom Trying hard to fill the emptiness The piece is gone and the puzzle undone That's the way it is You are beautiful no matter what they say Words won't bring you down You are beautiful in every single way Yes, words won't bring you down Don't you bring me down today... No matter what we do (no matter what we do) No matter what they say (no matter what they say) We're the song inside the tune Full of beautiful mistakes And everywhere we go (everywhere we go) The sun will always shine (sun will always shine) And tomorrow we might wake on the other side All the other times

Tacos Al Carbón Recipe
RECIPE INGREDIENTS Cooking spray 1 1/2 cups red bell pepper, thinly sliced (about 1 medium) 1 1/2 cups onion, thinly sliced (about 1 medium) One (1 pound) flank steak, trimmed and thinly sliced 1 tablespoon chili powder 1 tablespoon fresh lime juice 2 1/2 teaspoons olive oil 3/4 teaspoon salt 8 garlic cloves, minced 8 (6-inch) corn tortillas 3 tablespoons fresh cilantro, chopped 6 tablespoons fat-free sour cream RECIPE METHOD Heat a grill pan over medium-high heat. Coat pan with cooking spray. Add bell pepper to pan, and cook 4 minutes. Add onion to pan, and sauté 10 minutes or until vegetables are tender. Place pepper mixture in a large bowl; cover and keep warm. Add beef to pan; cook 7 minutes or until desired degree of doneness. Add to pepper mixture. Add chili powder, juice, oil, salt, and garlic to bowl; toss to coat. Heat tortillas according to package directions. Spoon steak mixture evenly over 8 tortillas. Top each taco with about 1 teaspoon cilantro a

Tortilla Scramble With Salsa Recipe
A scramble for a crowd or breakfast for the family. Farm-fresh eggs, broken tortilla chips and shredded cheese all work together in this robust dish good for serving any time of the day or night. Enhance the meal with Ortega refried beans, fresh fruit and Perrier water. RECIPE INGREDIENTS 2 tablespoons butter or margarine 10 large eggs 1/2 cup Nestlé Carnation Evaporated Milk 1/2 teaspoon ground cumin 2 cups coarsely broken tortilla chips 1 cup shredded cheddar cheese 2 tablespoons chopped fresh cilantro, optional 1 cup Ortega Salsa Prima - Homestyle, warmed RECIPE METHOD Melt butter in large skillet. Beat eggs, evaporated milk and cumin in large bowl; pour into skillet. Cook, stirring frequently, until eggs start to set. Sprinkle egg mixture with chips and cheese; cook, stirring frequently, until eggs are cooked through. Sprinkle with cilantro; serve with salsa. Season with salt and ground black pepper.

Heart Broken
I cry each moment I think of thee Leaving tears on my eyes Wishing that you where still holding tight Hoping that you where still in sight Knowing that you’ve left Seeing that your memories are still hunting Sleeping has no relief Causing graphical almost physical truths of falseness To these ever tearing eyes Wishing you where gone completely Out of thy head, so this pain would go away How many more tears will I shed till you leave How many more nights will I dream of thee How much longer till this is gone Tears running down thy face No longer blue and clear Tear ducts turning red with pain and furry This is the last drop Nearing the end of good bye

Somewhat True.
Symbol: the Ram Ruling Planet: Mars Ruling House: First House Element: Fire Quality: Cardinal Body Parts: head, face Keyword: SELF Date with destiny: Leo, Sagittarius Run for the hills: Cancer, Capricorn Where you glow: pulling the strings What makes you tick: excitement Fitness forecast: tae kwon do Play date: rock climbing Perfect jobs: firefighter, aerobics instructor Best accessory: hats A sure thing: wearing red Destination: Carneval in Rio Pleasure: action, new beginnings, assertion Pain: follow-up, sharing, losing What's my line? Get out of my way! Aries is symbolized by the Ram. You're initiating, bold and impatient, your fiery nature making you irresistible and exciting. While you can be impulsive and combative, you're the absolute leader of the pack -- in team sports, business or just your group of friends and family!

Doing Well....check It Out >>>>
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Goodbye For A While
Well ladies and gents its Thursday night and times ticking I am moving from New York to Fl on Monday Iv know this for a few months now and I have been cool with it. As I sit here typing this the butterflies are going a mile a min and its still 4 days away. Its just me and my son driving down there my family is here in NY but I need a better life for me and my son I have friends there to help me out. I dont have a job yet yeahhhhh I know but God is with me 100%. I am going to miss my friends here in NY and online soooooooooooooooo much I dont know when I will be online again. My body shakes knowing that I am leaving everyone behind but this is something I need to do for myself. I will be thinking of you guys all the time you all have ways to contact me it might just be a bit before I get back to everyone. I am just a bout all packed just for a few odds and ends I got to get together. I know it hurts some of you guys but you have no idea how I feel and how I hurt to leave or how I hurt

It Will Come
I am worthy of a good life and a fair chance. I am worthy of good friends. I am a good provider and a hard worker. I must listen to what people who really know me say about me and try to believe in me. I will ever allow dogmatic people to push me down and i shall never be an ego boost to another again in any fashion or form. What i put out i will get in return. I am going to suceed in life. I need not to look behind me but look forward and see the future for what it is...FULL of new experiences and opportunities. I am honest to myself and others...and honesty is everything.

For Those Of You That Care
I have turned off the bulletin board on my home page as I got a bit sick of seeing the same things posted over and over again, so if you have any news you would like to tell me then send me a message, send it thru shout, leave me a written comment, html is not enabled on me page, or reply to a blog, still will be keeping in touch with stuff but just couldnt read it any more, might turn it on again at a later date

Blood For Odin
BLOOD FOR ODIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(a funny blog post) A friend of a friend lives in NYC and participates in the SCA [Society for Creative Anachronism]. He's stereotypical Viking, 6'7" tall, LONG blonde hair, about 350 - 400 lbs of solid muscle, and looks every bit of it. Well, he was going to a meet in full getup with long cloak and battle axe and sitting on the subway... hunched over leaning on the axe with the cloak pulled over it so he wouldn't scare anybody. Lo and behold some little punk comes up... MAYBE 5'2", 120 lbs soaking wet, and brandishes a knife saying "GIMME YOUR MONEY!" Naturally the guy sits there... somewhat befuddled at the balls of this punk. "GIMME YOUR *bleepin* MONEY OR ELSE!" and the guy stands up... and up... and UP. Raising the battle axe over his head, screaming at the top of his lungs "BLOOD FOR ODIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" At this point, the fellow passengers learn the true sound of terror. Not a scream, no curses, just a simple little

New Hello
Hello there everyone. I am Shaye aka Strawberrie Flava I am a 26 yo single bi female. I am looking for those ales and females that can and will go beyond the usual. I love to do almost anything so to find out what I won't do u have to get to know me. Shaye

Empty
I'm so tired of being here Suppressed by all my childish fears And if you have to leave I wish that you would just leave cause your presence still lingers here And it won't leave me alone These wounds won't seem to heal This pain is just too real There's just too much that time cannot erase When you cried I'd wipe away all of your tears When you'd scream I'd fight away all of your fears And I held your hand through all of these years But you still have all of me You used to captivate me By your resonating light Now I'm bound by the life you've left behind Your face, it haunts My once pleasant dreams Your voice it chased away All the sanity in me These wounds won't seem to heal This pain is just too real There's just too much that time cannot erase When you cried I'd wipe away all of your tears When you'd scream I'd fight away all of your fears And I held your hand through all of these years But you still have all of me I've tried so hard to tell

Temp 2 Hire
I was being scartastic.. and silly with a bit of humor in the following. (laughing) If this offends you because you use others.. then don't read it. lmao As a nice guy.. I have "people" to help me with idots that try and take advantage of me on the constant basis. So.. my friend came up with this.. Make a girl fill out a resume'. Real name.. job.. etc.. references.. (yes like a real job) The girl has 90 days to prove herself to a guy. (works the other way too btw) lol The woman in fred's case.. didn't even pass the 2 weeks of probation!!.. so .. If I were an evil man.. i'd do this.. In an email or text.. Dear Nancy.. aka ( club name) fantasia.. I thought we clicked.. I saw you on the dance floor we talked .. Thought you liked me.. I wanted to take you to dinner.. Yes even take your friend or kids. But you like to use me.. My service has informed me that you didn't make the 2 day call grace period. You were suppose

Im Having A Contest!!!!! Please Contact Me If You Want To Enter!!
> > > > Ok everyone, heres the thing, i keep hearing, and seeing all this stuff about contests, sexiest this, hottest that, so i thought what would happen if i had one? well i decided to go for it, so here it goes, The Realest Cutie on the LC!! but their are stipulations, ready for them? here goes, 1) in order to be a part of the contest you have to be 100% real, im talking eyes, smile, personality, the whole 9!!! > > 2) you have to take a "REAL" pick, i want you holding a sign, saying "I'm Real" with your name, the time, and that days date. > > > > Not to hard!!! so get the pics, get em to me, (~*DJ_XTC_*~)*@ LostCherry starting now, the faster i get them, the faster i get them voted on!! hit me up if you want to be included, im looking for 12 men and 12 lady's!!! love ya dolls! Love XTC! >

Dark Beyond Reason
I am stuck . a reflection in the mirror, To whom I can't speak. I can't reach in and wake her from herself. She is not there. Not who she was. Not a memory, not a hint of where she is. Shattered the glass, upon the vanity. Red tears pour forth from her life. She is not there. I whisper in her silent ears, she can't find me beyond the noise, of her mind. Be still we are one, I must find you, I must find her. Amidst the dark of her sanity. but still she is not there. Not here, she can't be reclaimed.

I Dream
Through the window of my dreams, I see your hazel eyes holding my soul. Through whispers on a cold winters wind I hear the secrets, you keep deep within. In the rays of light seeping into my darkened room, I feel your self induced isolation. And though passion courses through these veins, It is your heart that takes me again and again. Forever, is a time I know you will never promise I will never ask you to. I will take my joy from the moments I may steal, from your moonlit attributes. When the dawn closes in upon my darkened solace I dream once more. I dream of your eyes, your touch, your kiss upon my throat, and nights which I hold so sacred. Through the window of my dreams, I am with you, So I dream.

Interesting
Slow and Steady Your friends see you as painstaking and fussy. They see you as very cautious, extremely careful, a slow and steady plodder. It'd really surprise them if you ever did something impulsively or on the spur of the moment. They expect you to examine everything carefully from every angle and then usually decide against it. How Do People See You?

Online Friends (10/3/2006 10:05)
all my friends know jes how much time i spend on this site so i can relate to the issues!!! as far as the bad cherries go, report them!!! go to the lost cherry lounge & tell someone because if we dont regulate ourselves, the rules will get worse & i dont want another MySpace!!! mike has a great crew & they take care of things with a minimum of drama!!! no worries! i love my cherry family & none of my friends cause anyone problems so im not afraid to protect what we have here! mcl slingbob777 It has come to my attention that alot of my friends have been coming and going at an alarming rate here on L.C. . If someone on here is giving you a hard time, BLOCK THEM... ignore them. If L.C. has became to addictive and is taking up more time then it should then by all means "Cut-Back" on your L.C. useage. BUT don't QUIT!! If anyone here is thinking about quiting L.C. in the near future , please do me this one HUGE favor please. Take a week off....Take a Month off..

The Silent Treatment
A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, " Please wake me at 5:00 AM. " He left it where he knew she would find it. The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up." Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests. --anonymous--

Big Leged
Lonnie Johnson Lyrics: Big Leg Woman Lyrics Yes I've got me a big legged woman, that solid rocks my soul Yes I've got me a big legged woman, that solid rocks my soul And every time she turns the lights down low, Jack that's when I give up all my gold She's so fine, she's so mellow, the rest I can't explain Yes she's so fine, she's so mellow, rest I can't explain Way my baby stacked up, it's enough to drive the average cat insane Yes she's got great big legs, so pleasin' on the eye Yes she's got those great big legs, so pleasin' on the eye And the preacher walked by, turned around and looked, Jack and hollered "My, my, my!" She's got those big brown eyes, yes and she's somethin' really fine Yes she's got those big brown eyes, Jack she's somethin' really fine And the best part about it, Jack she's mine, all mine!

Staring With Deep Eyes
*staring with deep eyes* I FUCKING HATE YOU Fuck your body Fuck your soul Fuck your emotions Fuck the way you think Fuck how you can never be there for me Fuck the way you always fuck everything up good in your life Fuck how you let everyone take advantage of you Fuck how you never stand up for yourself Fuck how you are always sick Fuck you because you can’t take care of yourself Fuck you because you can’t be there for the ones who matter Fuck you because you can’t be there for yourself Fuck you because you are alone Fuck you because you don’t let anyone help you Fuck how you can’t open up Fuck how you don’t love yourself Fuck how you are so useless in life Fuck your heart Fuck your mind *turning away from the mirror* Fuck you for being me…

Come Vote For My Friends
Hey ladies. Come and vote for my sexy friends First one is for the sexiest man on LC and the second one is for the the sexiest shaved head click on their pics and give them 10's and lots of lovings in their comments!!! Much Love from ~~Babie Girl~~~

Vote For My Pussy
Got Your Attention Huh? Please take a moment and visit the link below to vote for my cat Lucki who has been entered into a Pet Photo Contest for October. This contest is going on for the whole month of October so if you can think of it occassional or daily to visit the site and vote for Lucki we would really appreciate it!! I am also including lucki's picture below so you can spot him easier. Click Here To Vote For Lucki

Dear Diary...
snagged from gaia/phoenix lmao.. i love this:: DEAR DIARY, I never told you this before, but since you have no eyes, I decided it was time to tell the truth. Remember "Sunday October 1, 2006 - 8:30pm"? When I was enjoying you in that special way, and you weren't sure it was okay, but I didn't care, because we love each other? Well, the reason I stopped so suddenly was because dad walked in the room and saw what we were doing. He took you away from me. I'm replacing you right now with another identical Diary, it might be alone and lonely forever in dad's sock drawer. Yet, this is for true love. SINCERELY, TOM.

*found
I wander aimlessy thu a world of ash where love and reality did brutally clash Dreams left in rubble as darkness preveils as lifes lies and deseption slowly unveils lost and afraid i wander alone persueing the evil I was once shown shellshocked and bitter i stand in a daze as a figure approaches from out of the haze wendin its way thu the cold desolation unerringly finding it hiden destination no place to hide nowhere to run no place is safe once its search has begun despreatly wondering is this my salvation or shall i sink into further damnnation it light touches my fleeing form ingniting within a frenzied storm a lighting bolt stikes, a stirring of life hopes throat once again bared for the knife the storms rain brings new dreams to grow as on the wind of love i helplessy blow now once fallow fields turn to green hell or heaven still remains to be seen

Friday
Well, Its friday morning.. I'm all excited cuz.. Well.. I'm going to back up my pc's this weekend! j/k I'll do that later.. I get to iron some new stuff and go out.. I might goto the mega 90's retro r&b concert at the circle city classic.. blackstreet , guy, toni tone tony, after 7 , stephani mills.. I'll probably go alone.. I don't know any women who would like to go.. I'm shy.. lol Plus i'd have to shave and clean my messy car .. doh lol

From Sky
It's really quite amazing to me the lack of thought or perception to the world with so many these days.... Is it so hard to really see that others have problems too? Is it so hard to have compassion and understanding for those around us? The world is tumbling out of control before our very eyes and yet so many stay lost within their own unique unbalanced wheel of twisted fate and fail to even 'try' to help others in need... My opinion of course.. One thing.. I despise drama... It truly makes me sick inside to see all the people that seem to 'live' for drama or to talk about someone or hurt someone or to use them for their own twisted bantering of corrupted bullcrap and agendas just to heighten their own sense of security. It's bolonga! Just a bunch of mindless twits in my opinion that didn't have a decent upbringing and cannot seem to function on a level with 'manners' or a standard of decency in any little tidbit of their bones.. What a waste of mankind and what a waste

The Devil By Ryan Crenshaw
Poem The Devil © By Ryan Crenshaw He didn't wear red pajamas nor a blue dress nor horns or tail. Hell's scepter nowhere in sight (at least not that I could see). She instead wore green a sweater, very nice. Hooves un-cloven, tongue un-forked Oh! and what a tongue Fire and brimstone taste so good. (then again, I smoke). With war and famine, plague and bipartisan government She instead recited Cosmo. And the Damned has seen so many movies, read all these great books. At length, over coffee, we spoke. (I was riveted) She hated Hitler, loved Thoreau, and I didn't mind that much that the Dark One was a cat-person. (It was sort of cute). He didn't play the fiddle or the flute for that matter. She loved the Stones and always wanted to see Paris in the spring maybe, just once before she dies. The black claws are a myth, and I'm pretty sure about the wings. Oh, and she didn't take my soul either! (my pen was out of ink).

Creation Story
WICCAN CREATION STORY Long, long ago, the world slept in the arms of a dark void. From this place of nothingness, Spirit drew together and created Our Lady of Infinite Love. She danced among the heavens Her feet beating out the rhythm of all creation. Sparks of light flew from her hair, giving birth to the stars and planets. As She twirled, these heavenly bodies moved with Her in the divine symphony of the Universe. When Her dancing quickened, She formed the seas and mountains. She chanted words of love and joy, as these sounds fell to Earth the flowers and trees were born. From the pure, white light of Her breath came the colours of the universe, turning all things to vibrant beauty. From Her bubbling laughter came the sounds of the pristine running water of the streams, the gentle lapping waters of the lakes, and the roaring screams of the oceans. Her tears of joy became rains of survival. When Her dancing slowed and She sought a co

Sick And Tired........ For My Husband
A little late for all the things you didn't say I'm not sad for you But I'm sad for all the time I had to waste 'Cause I learned the truth Your heart is in a place I no longer wanna be I knew there'd come a day I'd set you free 'Cause I'm sick and tired Of always being sick and tired [Chorus:] Your love isn't fair You live in a world where you didn't listen And you didn't care So I'm floating Floating on air Oh.. yeah... No warning of such a sad song Of broken hearts My dreams of fairy tales and fantasy, oh Were torn apart I lost my peace of mind Somewhere along the way I knew there's come a time You'd hear me say I'm sick and tired Of always being sick and tired

Indian Restaurant At San Francisco.
Indian restaurant in Sunnyvel---------------------- Every month Amol takes us to some out side eatery to dine. This month he had taken us to Savarana hotel in Sunnyvel. Savarna is Indian vegetarian restaurant in Silicon valley. It naturally means that all the Brahmins in Silicon valley will get attracted to the place. The place was virtually besieged by people so that we had to wait in our cars outside. Amol had already confirmed the establishment was to remain open till 10 o’clock. But we proved to be the last of the diners. There was a happy company of diners around which consisted mainly of Gujarathis and Maharashtrians. But owner of the establishment was typically Udipi and in general it had Udipi ambience. The restaurant was quite spacious and roomy and people were enjoying food and each other’s company. For starters Sandhya ordered mango lassi and Bageshree khara lassi. We were observing lot of Indians for first time in USA. How happy we were just by the compan

What Piercing Are You?!
You scored as Tongue Piercing. You're a naughty person aren't you? Being with you is probably lots and lots of fun. You're probably totally pimpin' too. Good for you, good for you.Belly Button Piercing100%Dirty Piercings100%Tongue Piercing100%Cartilage Piercing90%Nipples70%Labret Piercing70%Earlobe Piercing70%Nose Piercing60%Lip Piercing60%What Piercing Are You?created with QuizFarm.com

Seduction Style: Au Natural
Your Seduction Style: Au Natural You rank up there with your seduction skills, though you might not know it. That's because you're a natural at seduction. You don't realize your power! The root of your natural seduction power: your innocence and optimism. You're the type of person who happily plays around and creates a unique little world. Little do you know that your personal paradise is so appealing that it sucks people in. You find joy in everything - so is it any surprise that people find joy in you? You bring back the inner child in everyone you meet with your sincere and spontaneous ways. Your childlike (but not childish) behavior also inspires others to care for you. As a result, those who you befriend and date tend to be incredibly loyal to you. What Kind of Seducer Are You?

No Title (poem)
I must not fail not this time my destiny to have and to hold the one thing that means most in these hard times You I will fight all others who want the Same but none have have the same kind of heart caring ways or the touch im known for giving which makes me one of a kind and unique and sets me worlds apart from the rest my mind is set on this quest. through hell i been through all this time and i feel at peace when im with you

Dreams
I have never met a lady in my life that could compare to Vivian she is the hottest chick that I ever laid my eyes on. She has those long legs that you just want to lick and kiss for hours so that she feels so erotic and goes totally ape shit trying to get you to fuck her so that she can cum harder than she ever has before. But I don’t instead I lightly drag my finger tips on the upper part of her torso just at the backside of her of her luscious 36d size breast which where solid as her legs were long, as I lightly dragged my fingers around as to not touch her breast directly I kept feather touching her legs with my tongue and my other hand getting as close as I possibly could to her wet vagina that was now dripping with pre cum. I see that it was running down the crack of her ass and pooling somewhat in her asshole, which made me want to make her even more lustful and become even more wet, I could smell her wetness as I licked closer to her crotch and see the wetness glisten in the can

15 Ways To Keep Your Love Alive
1.Talk to each other. Best friends talk!!! Once the initial passion dies down, you are left with conversation. If there is no conversation then the relationship may only be built on the physical, and thus, not likely to last in the long-term. Find new things to talk about every day, even if it is just reporting your day to your loved-one. Talk about current events in the news, the plot of your favorite movie or just discuss plans for the next time you go out. Talking is the key to longevity…don’t forget it! 2.Get away with each other. Take a trip together, whether for a night, a weekend or a week - it will breathe new life into your relationship, as well as test the waters by forcing you out of your ‘safe" environment. Plus, you will be creating memories to last throughout your relationship. (Be sure to take pictures!) 3.Give gifts. Sure, you can survive on love alone - but why? Don’t ever forget the importance of gifts! Don’t feel like you must spend a fortune on gift-givi

Plzz Do Ii
Do this=] Name: Age: Location: Hair: Eyes: Piercings/tattoos: What Do You Think Of My: Looks: Eyes: Body: Hair: Clothes: Humor: Smile: Would you: Date me? Tell me Im cute instead of hot? Do anything I say? Give me your number? Make out with me till our jaws went numb? Take a shower with me? Tell your parents about me? Let me slam your face in my crotch? Show me off? Do you: Want to fuck me? Think Im good looking? Hate me? Like me for who I am? Have a crush on me? Think Im a serious or sarcastic person? Am I: Hot or Sexy? [one good answer] Nice or mean? Annoying or fun to talk to? A man whore or just a slut? Prep or a wigger? [ha] Better looking then your ex? Have You Ever: Thought about fucking me? Wanting me? Wanting to date me? Use me? Wanted to make out with me? Sexin pretty much anywhere?

I Wrote This One On "mothers Day" Many Years Ago
MY MOTHER IS AN ANGEL My mother is an angel! at least she is to me. since birth she has always been there and wished the best for me. Every hurdle I have jumped in life she has jumped right by my side. durring the times when I was lost she played the role of guide. Whenever I was troubled somehow she always knew so mom its with all my heart when I say that I Love You! If it was not for your prayers who knows where I would be. So I say my mother is an angel! at least she is to me. written by Some1special2k

Question Please Answer
ok my friends an i were wondering if we were to make a web site what should it be an what would draw people to coming to it an keepin em visiting dont want some thing like myspace or lc cause i dont wanna take away from those an still want peopel to come to the lc but we do wanna play around with things an see what we can do! so now people we need some idea's we have some already but would like an out side look an great ideas come from the people that go at the site sooooo what u think???

Sigh
I honestly don't know what to do anymore. So much shit is on my mind right now. I can't even begin to put into words whats going on in my mind. I got a bit of good news last week friday. I'm now full time at work. I now have a steady, stable job. A job that offers me benefits, Paid vaction and all the good shit. Which is stuff I really need. Well the benefits. I haven't had insurance since I was 19 years old and I am almost 24 now. A couple more months and I'll be 24. I am not really looking forward to the holidays or my birthday. Its gonna be a bummer.

Part 2
Almost jumping out of her skin she jumps up and starts getting everything she had brought with here gathered up to head back into the building. One last look at the gargoyle. It winked again. Wondering what is going on she shakes her head, takes Andrews hand and they both start running to the building. Still hearing Dicks yelling they run faster. Pushing through crowds of people and trying not to trip running up the Greek style stairway to the huge doors. On these doors there were very beautiful mosaic carvings of demons and angels. The angels looking toward the skies and the demons looking at the people walking through the doors. This was a very beautiful piece of art work on any other day but today Kris was noticing other things. The eyes of the angels looked as though they were crying and the demons looked as though they were looking right at her while she walked through the archway. How could she know what was in store for her when she entered the huge building. In the foyer the ai

The Dark Seas Reprisal ~part I~(9-7-06)
The Dark Seas Reprisal ~part I~ I am one of the few Master of these sorrowful seas Hours, days, months, decades All lost in the reeking breeze I am one of the living One of the simple few Daring to sail these seas Yet its all just and due Days, months, years in exile Turmoil of my own making Now as the mistress feeds My life she is slowly taking She watches my futility From her night sky's haven Laughing in such hilarity Slowly my image is graven Toil as I might, day in and out I get nowhere or everywhere No wind, no wave, nothing I scream to break the silent dare Ghosts of fathers and brothers pass Yet for no help do I even ask Grit my teeth as I toil again Fully caught up in my task There is an angry stirring The horizon cries this night Anger, frustration, fear, and hope Mixing into one storm's might I have to be ready One chance left before me If I don't catch this storm I'll join this dark sea The last hope of the Reprisal The la

Best Line To A Cop Ever!!
Best line to a cop ever!! A Florida senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left. "Amazing!" he thought as he flew down I-75, pushing the pedal to the metal even more. Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw the highway patrol behind him, blue lights flashing and siren blaring. "I can get away from him - no problem!" thought the elderly gentleman as he floored it to 100mph, then 110, then 120mph. Suddenly, he thought,"What on earth am I doing? I'm too old for this nonsense!", pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the Trooper to catch up with him. Pulling in behind him, the Trooper walked up to the driver's side of the Corvette, looked at his watch and said, "Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday. If you can give me a reason why you were driving 120 miles per hour that I've never heard before,

Today.
Sometimes i let my mind wonder, amoungst the living. Feeling, thinking, breathing in all they have to offer. Sometimes i wonder back to my own universe. Shaking, cold, and holding onto what is there. Holding yourself in thy unknown, never getting hurt, or being affraid. Shaddows, of people surround you, in a world where you're [[watched]] You think about it, you wonder, is this how you want to feel. Alone, a longing for hunger, a longing for words. Yet you don't understand what the out come is. You look out the window, see the fallen rain drops, see the life, as you indulge it. Your hands, your touch, your smile, your kiss, you taste it. You ache, your body burns, you want it, in your heart, in your mind, you know it. But then you realize, you're a coward. One amounsgt the self pittied. One with him. You walk away. You let go. You feel used. And alone. You've become [[them]]. Yeah i just wrote that :)

Early Morning Ramblings
3:50 am and I am listening to the rain fall outside my window..soul tears from the skies above reaching their way back from the heavens above. I sit here in almost total darkness with only the light of my monitor illuminating my keyboard. Thoughts racing through my mind like the wind rushes through the trees. Can't help but wonder what it would be like if I never saw things again...giving eyesight to the blind..to give something of myself to someone less fortunate than I... The gifts we're given should never be taken for granted by any of us... Blessed I feel at times given a gift of compassion a true gift that heals and that is my purpose in this life...is to heal. I have never known until now...I can still give love to the people whom I am brought to love, but when it comes the actual physical aspect of having that one to love and to hold...it doesn't exist, I am only capable of loving one woman and it more than likely will never come to that...I have never felt this way abo

Oh My
~*~Tag ~*~ Each player of this game starts with 6 weird things or habits about themselves. People who are tagged should write a blog with their own 6 weird things or habits, and state this rule clearly. Choose 6 people to be tagged, list their names, leave them a comment and tell them they are tagged and to check your blog for details. It's fun! Ok...so here they are.. 1. I let things get to me too easily 2. Ive been known to be a TEASE (oh my) 3. I play with my tongue:S(so proud i can flip it! but i really wanna do the flower!) LMAO 4. I think too much sometimes. 5. I can get so mad I cry (mhm loser) lol 6. I SAY FUCK ALOT! (I have tagged: nibbles, latino pride,pumzy,falling in love with a black heart,sailor, and alwayshard)

When The Darkness Embraces Me
I am one with the night and embrace life to the fullest. It is said that it is better to have loved and lost than ever to have loved at all, But when the lost is thru betrail and deception compromise is the best defense anyone can have. Some things are best left alone at the bottom of the sea of forgiveness.. What is one to do when there is nothing left in your soul and pain and emptyness are the only things to keep you company. Tis this time that darkness falls. Then one is left with only one choice! Run from it or fight it head on so you wont loose your sanity and get consumed by the hate that is caused by the same deception that has just tainted your soul. It is here where one finds your true self. If your weak then the saddness will consume you but if your strong the darkness will become a friend and a mentor and this is where you'll find your true strength! For one such as myself it is a place of solitude and a place to regroup. When darkness falls I am waiting for a friend an

My Name Is Nobody
MY NAME IS NOBODY SHE HASN'T ANY FRIENDS; NO ONE TALKS TO HER. SHE SITS ALONE; NO ONE INVITES HER TO SIT WITH THEM. SHE GOES HOME TO AN EMPTY APARTMENT; NO ONE IS WAITING FOR HER THERE. SHE DOESN'T GO ANYWHERE; SHE'S ALWAYS AT HOME. AT NIGHT, SHE SLEEPS ALONE; THERE'S NO ONE TO HOLD HER TIGHT. SHE HASN'T ANY MORE DREAMS; THERE'S NO ONE TO SHARE THEM WITH. "WHO'S THAT GIRL?" SOMEONE ASKS. SHE LOOKS UP TO SEE THEM STARING AT HER AND SHE REPLIES, "MY NAME IS NOBODY. I'M THE ONE WHO HELPS YOU WHEN YOU NEED IT. I'M THE ONE WHO ALWAYS SAYS 'GOOD MORNING'. I'M THE ONE WHO'D LOVE TO BE YOUR FRIEND. I'M THE ONE YOU MAKE FUN OF AND CALL ME NAMES BUT TO YOU ALL, MY NAME IS NOBODY." WRITTEN BY: VICKI S. JOINER (ME) WRITTEN FRIDAY OCTOBER 13, 2006 11:12 PM TO 11:48 PM

Beauty Tips For A Better You
BEAUTY TIPS FOR A BETTER YOU For attractive lips, speak words of kindness. For beautiful eyes, look for the good in other people. To lose weight, let go of stress, hatred, racism, anger, contention, and the need to control others. To improve your hearing, listen to the word of God. Rather than focus on the thorns of life, smell the roses and count your blessings, giving thanks for each one of them. For poise, walk with knowledge and self-esteem. To strengthen your arms, hug at least 3 people a day. Touch someone with your love. To strengthen your heart, forgive yourself and others. Don't worry and hurry so much. Rather than walk this earth lightly, walk firmly with determination and leave your mark. Doing these things on a daily basis will certainly make you a more beautiful person. author is unknow

~guardian Angel~
WHAT IS THE NAME OF YOUR ANGEL? THE ONE BESIDE YOU THERE. OH,YES,YOU DO HAVE A GUARDIAN ANGEL. ONE WHO WILL ALWAYS CARE. YOU MAY NOT THINK IT'S TRUE, BECAUSE OF WHAT YOU'VE DONE TO SOME, OR WHAT THEY HAVE DONE TO YOU. YOU MAY ALSO SAY YOU'RE NOT SPECIAL OR YOU'VE BEEN THROUGH SO MUCH, TO BELIEVE YOU'VE HAD A GUARDIAN ANGEL, CAN BE KINDA TOUGH. BUT THE ANGEL HAS BEEN THERE, HELPING YOU GET BY. AND BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY TO YOU ONE DAY, YOU'LL LEARN TO FLY TOO. SO NOW THAT YOU KNOW HOW, WE GET THROUGH THE HURT AND PAIN CAN YOU PLEASE TELL ME, WHAT'S YOUR ANGEL'S NAME? BRITTANY R.HESS THIS IS A POEM MY FRIEND WROTE!!!

It Didnt Feel Like Congratulations
Well so now i had giving birth,but was to worn out to get rid off the remaining placenta so i had to be taken to have the epidrael done.A funny experiance that was being laid there numb from the waist down with a guy that looked liked the spitting image off basil from faulty towers pulling my insides together and whilist stiching me up having a good old sing song.I could see the funny side side off that which kept me going as i was thinking when i was going to see my baby.I did see that guy later up on the ward and what a brilliant sense off humor he had!!!!.Well finally after being cleaned up by the nurses and made to eat something i was taken up on the bed to see my daughter.I had all ready been given a photo off her.The neonatal unit was a totally alien and strange but humbling experiance.The room filled with incubators occupied by tiny babies.Monitors bleebing every second and nurses and doctors every where,this was to be my daughters and our new home for the next two weeks before

First Impressions
Well here it is.. I finally dived into the world of 'Social Networking' here @ LostCherry. And so far I'm not really clear on what to think about it.. Within seconds after joining, I was receiving add requests for new 'friends' and being given an outlandish rating of 10 for my profile photo. Now.. wow.. I'm far more popular then i could have ever imagined.. But how is that so.. I have not even posted a word about myself. Well I quickly discovered the truth behind all the attention. It was nothing more then a ploy to fulfill a hidden agenda. All these new 'friends' were all just seeking to earn a new level of 'cherrism' It seems it's just common practice to pounce on the new arrivals and 'welcome' them. Well that seems like a great gesture, a friendly welcome to the community, but again there seems to be an alterer motive to all this 'friendliness'. Personally, I'd much rather people welcome me without then rating me.. and please don't consider yourself a friend you

I Wont Will You
Never forget my brothers who are in Afghanistan. They are fighting and shall Never Be Forgotten. Please take time to read this, and repost. As you all know I am a squad leader, currently serving in Afghanistan. Been here for 6 months now, but this is by no means my first combat tour. In a span of 3 days, I saw 4 soldiers fight, and loose their lives in combat. A lot of people like to say that they were fighting for their country. While I agree with that, there is also more to it than that. People always seem to overlook the rest of that statement. These soldiers died so that their brothers next to them could live. At the time of their deaths they were not thinking that they are helping a nation fight terrorism, rather they died knowing that they were protecting the rest of us who fought beside them. One man died reloading one of our heavy weapon systems. He knew that the operation of that weapon was vital to the safety of the rest of the platoon. At that moment, self sacrifice was w

Is It Possible..
for one to develop a crush for someone you know exclusively on the net on the same level as you might for meeting someone and developing a crush in the regular world? Just a rambling, passing thought, wondering what everyone else thinks... I'm THINKING FRIEND RELATIONSHIP NOT DATING!!! I already have a guy that I am fully devoted to, and love with all my heart..

Love Me .... By Hazem Al Jaber
love me,love me more... love me as i did and still do... love me love never never felt before... love me love,never even thought about before... love me love never any one in this world,had as it before... love me love,with all you can... love me love,with all you had... love me so strong, and be so special to me... love me love,that make me always feel the passion which came from you... love me love,that make the craziness crazy because of this love... adore me,as your loving to your God... adore me,as a kid when it loves his mother's` breast... kiss me,as a bees` kissing to its primrose... kiss me,and be drunk... kiss me,and let me drink your saliva to be drunk too... hug me,a hug never felt before... hug me,strong even destroy me between your arms... and take me to your hidden world.... where no one there, only you and me... there where we can give each other a desires... the desire which we dreamed and waited from a long..

I'm Back!
We are back from our weekend get away to Orlando. We took the bike and left right after work on Saturday and rode to Orlando. The weather was beautiful... awesome ride!! We stayed at the TravelLodge, with a heated pool and jacuzzi... but the jacuzzi was FREEZING!!! We got up Sunday and did some shopping at the flea markets and then went to Old Town. Had a good time.. then we drove to Arabian Knights!!! A WONDERFUL show!!! We were seated in the front row and had VIP tickets, so we got to meet the stars and pet the horses before the show. We took some pictures and I will post them tonight when I download them off my camera! We rode home last night after the show and got home around 10 p.m. I went straight to bed.. lol.... Now I have alot of comments to make and pics to rate, so bear with me, it will take me a little while.....I'll be online more tonight, as I am working right now - well supposed to be, but I am on here.. LOL....

Quiz # 1
You scored as Goth. Your A Goth!Goth80%Rocker, Mosher70%Emo50%Chav, Townie, Rude Boy, Ned, Kev20%Trendy20%Skater20%Prepy0%What Group Are You? Chav, Rocker, Skater, Emo, Goth, Trendy, Prepy Ectcreated with QuizFarm.com

Nothing To Say, Today
I can't think of anything to write about, this morning. I was trying to come up with something, but I'm not doing a good job. I think I have myself all geared up to write some new music, and it's distracting me from writing interesting things here. That is, assuming that I was ever writing interesting things. I'll amend that statement and just say "things," instead. I spent some time working on my new gear, and I love it. It was fifty bucks, well spent. I took a synthesiser track, tweaked it a little, and added some vocals to it. I took a backing track that my brother recorded and put some vocals on that. Neither of these are original compositions, but they turned out okay. Mainly, I just wanted to get my hands on some of the controls, and try this stuff out. I'm excited to get to work with it. I am especially glad that I put the software on my laptop, so I can take it anywhere. That will come in handy, I'm sure. For those of you who are interested in hearing some of

My Five Factor Personality
Your Five Factor Personality Profile Extroversion: You have high extroversion. You are outgoing and engaging, with both strangers and friends. You truly enjoy being with people and bring energy into any situation. Enthusiastic and fun, you're the first to say "let's go!" Conscientiousness: You have high conscientiousness. Intelligent and reliable, you tend to succeed in life. Most things in your life are organized and planned well. But you borderline on being a total perfectionist. Agreeableness: You have high agreeableness. You are easy to get along with, and you value harmony highly. Helpful and generous, you are willing to compromise with almost anyone. You give people the benefit of the doubt and don't mind giving someone a second chance. Neuroticism: You have medium neuroticism. You're generally cool and collected, but sometimes you do panic. Little worries or problems can consume you, draining your energy. Your life is pretty smooth, but there's

What Kind Of Day!!
You Are Sunrise You enjoy living a slow, fulfilling life. You enjoy living every moment, no matter how ordinary. You are a person of reflection and meditation. You start and end every day by looking inward. Caring and giving, you enjoy making people happy. You're often cooking for friends or buying them gifts. All in all, you know how to love life for what it is - not for how it should be. What Time Of Day Are You?

Bathroom Habits: What Do They Say About Me?
(Moving test results to a new blog) What Your Bathroom Habits Say About You You are a giving soul. Way too giving in fact. You often get stuck doing the dirty work that no one else will do. You spend a lot on clothes, and you tend to be a very dresser. However, it's hard for you to throw away trendy clothes when they go out of style. You are a very outgoing person. You are true to yourself, and you never hold back. In relationships, you tend to be very romantic and demanding. You'll treat your partner like gold, but you expect a lot in return. What Do Your Bathroom Habits Say About You?

Someone
17 signs of really having feelings for someone Body: SEVENTEEN: U LOOK AT THEIR PROFILE/PICTURE CONSTANTLY SIXTEEN: WHEN YOUR ON THE PHONE WITH THEM LATE AT NIGHT AND THEY HANG UP, YOU STILL MISS THEM EVEN WHEN IT WAS JUST TWO MINUTES AGO. FIFTEEN: YOU READ THEIR TEXTS or IMS OVER AND OVER AGAIN. FOURTEEN: YOU WALK REALLY SLOW WHEN YOU'RE WITH THEM THIRTEEN: YOU FEEL SHY WHENEVER YOU'RE/THEY'RE AROUND. ELEVEN: WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT THEM, YOUR HEART BEATS FASTER AND SLOWER AT THE SAME TIME TEN: YOU SMILE WHEN YOU HEAR THEIR VOICE. NINE: WHEN YOU lOOK AT THEM, YOU CAN'T SEE THE OTHER PEOPLE AROUND YOU, All YOU SEE IS HIM//HER. EIGHT: YOU START LISTENING TO SLOW SONGS, WHILE THINKING OF THEM SEVEN: THEY'RE ALL YOU THINK ABOUT. SIX: YOU GET HIGH JUST FROM THEIR SCENT. FIVE: YOU REALlIZE THAT YOU'RE AlWAYS SMILING TO YOURSELF WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT THEM. FOUR: YOU WOULD D

In Order To Keep The Little Sanity I Have Left
MUCH CLOWN LOVE everyone I just wanted to let everyone that I have turned off my bullentin board in order to keep the little sanit i have left. I can't stand the hating, drama, and the bitching. I am here for my friends and the family. I have tried to just see the post from my family members on my list, but that just doesn't work because of all the repost. I love everyone on here and unless you do me wrong personally then I will continue to love you. So keep the comments and the clown loving coming and I will return it all the way! If you want to get ahold of me leave me shout in the SB or send me a private message but most of all just keep in touch. MMFWCL ~~baby girl~~

Quesstions
What defines true happiness and how do we know when we are truly happy? What is true love and how do we know when we have found it? Without love what is there worth living for? Does anyone really make a lasting impression in the world or a real impact at all? If I died right now would anyone outside my family even miss me? Do I really matter to anyone? How does anyone know when they have met "the one"? The one they can express everything to and who they can spend their life with?

Dreams
Dreams Take a little time from your busy schedule to enjoy the changing season. Take time to reflect on where you are going in life, and what you what to accomplish. A very wise man once said "You don't need to be doing something every moment". Great ideas come out of what others may call "Daydreaming" . So sit back, relax, and enjoy the peaceful Fall scene and perhaps a great idea will be born

Guess What I Picked
At the end of this story, it gives you two options. I think you will figure out what option I chose. A cold March wind danced around the dead of night in Dallas as the doctor walked into the small hospital room of Diana Blessing. She was still groggy from surgery. Her husband, David, held her hand as they braced themselves for the latest news. That afternoon of March 10, 1991, complications had forced Diana, only 24-weeks pregnant, to undergo an emergency Cesarean to deliver couple's new daughter, Dana Lu Blessing. At 12 inches long and weighing only one pound nine ounces, they already knew she was perilously premature. Still, the doctor's soft words dropped like bombs. "I don't think she's going to make it," he said, as kindly as he could. "There's only a 10-percent chance she will live through the night, and even then, if by some slim chance she does make it, her future could be a very cruel one" Numb with disbelief, David and Dia

Tagged
I was tagged by Dave Here's the rules ,list six weird things or habits about yourself, list six friends you would like to play tag and comment them so they will check the blog for details.(6+6+6 ?) Here Goes: (in no particular order) 1.) When I was young the Dumbo Movie Scared the crap out of me 2.) I can fall alseep anywhere even sitting up 3.) I dont like most meat.. such as steak and chicken.. 4.) I am the only girl out of five children 5.) I am very emotional and cry over just about anything.. 6.) I used to have dreams that would come true I TAG skizmaticangel momofkaylea mr. rush dragonking7474 Inferno misanthropic angel

My 19th Was Like A Fuckin Movie!!!!!!
WOW! lol thas prolly one word to describe tonite...no fuckin lie! im serious it was all like a fuckin movie....it had sex,violence,comedy and everything it was fuckin nutz! lol my day started out kinda sour.....it was good i got to sleep till noon my mommy was der to wish me happy bday then i went to go get my lil sister Dori.....well i picked her up and went over to Lilly's for a bit to pass some time so i could go get some gas......then we went and picked xtina up from work and what not and went back to my house and kicked it for a bit while i got in the shower so i could b so fresh n so clean clean lol....well newayz then started tha runnin for my moms....i had to go to my gmas to see abut some damn heaters then take em to my uncles so i could pick up some money he owed my moms....well it all jus turned into a big ass fuckin "runn every1 everywhere" type thing which of course fucked it me cuz hell im tha muhfuckin birfday gurl ya know? lol so ppl should b doin shit for me. well i ge

The Nun And The Cabby
One night, a cabby picked up a nun. While he was driving, the cabby suddenly started to laugh insanely. "Why are you laughing?" Asked the nun. "Oh, It's nothing." said the cabby. "No, really." said the nun "I won't mind." So the Cabby told her: "Well, It's really silly but I've always had this fantasy of having a blow job done by a nun." "Well then, whats your name?" The nun asked "Robert" "Are you married?" "No." "Are you christian?" "Yes." "Then Pull into the next alley." The cabby was stunned. but he didn't want to give up this chance so he pulled into the next alley. When they were finished, they returned to the cab. While driving, the cabby started to cry. "Why are you crying?" asked the nun "I'm sorry, I've lied." "How so?" "Well, My name is David, I have a wife and three children, and I'm Jewish." "Well, I've done a bit of lying too..." smiled the nun "My name is George and I'm going to a costume party."

To The One I Love
> > > I promise you my love > > I promise you my heart > > I promise you my life > > I promise we'll never be apart > > I promise not to hurt you > > I promise to never make you cry > > I promise to always trust you > > I promise not to lie > > I promise you forever > > I promise you tonight > > I promise you my respect > > I promise to do things right > > I promise to always be there > > I promise until the end > > I promise to always love you > > I promise to be your best friend > > I promise you my love > > I promise you my life > > I promise this forever > > I promise our friendship is my life > > your the PEANUT to my BUTTER , > > your the STAR to my BURST, > > your the M to my M, > > your the POP to my TART, > > your the MILKY to my WAY, > > your the FRUIT to my LOOP, > > your the MILK to my DUDS, > > your the LUCKY to my CHARMS, > > your the ICE to my CREAM, > > your the GHETTO to my BOOTY

Bucket Filler Or Dipper
Are You a Bucket-Filler or a Dipper? Author Unknown You have heard of the cup that overflowed. This is a story of a bucket that is like the cup, only larger, it is an invisible bucket. Everyone has one. It determines how we feel about ourselves, about others, and how we get along with people. Have you ever experienced a series of very favorable things which made you want to be good to people for a week? At that time, your bucket was full. A bucket can be filled by a lot of things that happen. When a person speaks to you, recognizing you as a human being, your bucket is filled a little. Even more if he calls you by name, especially if it is the name you like to be called. If he compliments you on your dress or on a job well done, the level in your bucket goes up still higher. There must be a million ways to raise the level in another's bucket. Writing a friendly letter, remembering something that is special to him, knowing the names of his children, expressing sympathy for his l

Ghost Tours Of Nashville
friday night i went on a ghost tour of nashville. it was an insightfull historic view on the hauntings that take place there. It was only $13 per person, not bad, and lots of fun. Try it....

* La Vista Bonita *
* LA VISTA BONITA * (DEDICATED TO RODRIGUES ADAZ; MY FATHER , WHEREVER HE MAY BE) BORN IN LOVE IN A SPANISH SONG. IT WAS FIFTEEN YEARS AGO YET IT DOESN'T SEEM THAT LONG MY NAME MEANS BEAUTY, I HOLD IT DEEP IN MY HEART. FOR IT'S THE NAME THAT MY PUERTO RICAN FATHER GAVE TO ME SEPERATED BEFORE MY BIRTH. I CRY MYSELF TO SLEEP EVERY NIGHT AND MUTTER THE WORD "DADDY". MY BELOVED FATHER I ALWAYS WONDER WHERE YOU ARE AND HOW THINGS MAY HAVE BEEN HAD YOU KNOWN. WHEN I DIE MAY OUR BODIES MEET ON A FAR AWAY STAR, WHERE YOU CAN HOLD ME IN YOUR ARMS AND SING ME TO ETERNAL SLEEP WITH A SPANISH LULLABY. I NEVER KNEW YOU, BUT YOU KNEW OF ME SUPPOSEDLY. AND SOMEWHERE IN A DIFFERENT TIME MAYBE I WILL CROSS THAT BORDER LINE. UNTIL THAT TIME I WANT TO SAY "DADDY YOUR LITTLE GIRL IS DOING ALRIGHT" FOR NOW THOUGH AS ALL THE NIGHTS BEFORE AND ALL THE NIGHTS YET TO COME. I MUST CRY............................... CRY...................................... CRY.............

Reasons Why I Can't Sleep
NEVER GOOD ENUFF: AM I EVER GOOD ENUFF APPEARENTLY NOT FIRST ITS EVERYDAY,THAN ONCE A WEEK THAN ITS NO TIME OR MONEY THAN ITS LETS BE FRIENDS THAN ITS NOT YOU ITS it's me THAN IT'S, HONEY I LIKE YOU BUT, BY THAN I LIKE YOU AND SHOW SOME FEELING AND CARE HOW DOES THAT MAKE A PERSON FEEL GOOD? HOW CAN A PERSON TRUST ANOTHER TO ENTER I HEAR THE SAME OVER AND OVER FROM FRIENDS AND OTHERS FUCK HIM HE WASN'T GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU YOU DESERVE BETTER. WHERE IS THE BETTER WHO'S TO SAY AM I TRYING TO HARD OR NOT ENOUGH IM NEVER GOOD ENUFF TO CARE ABOUT TO BE TREATED WELL, AND BE LOVED WHAT AM I DOING WRONG? AM I GIVING TO MUCH TOO SOON, OR AM I GIVING NOT ENOUGH? WHAT IS THE RIGHT WAY. DID I MAKE HIM WAIT TO LONG OR WAS I TO FAST THERE ARE TOO MANY WHYS AND THE ANSWERS ARE NOT CLEAR AM I TOO FRAGILE, AM I TOO EASY, AM I TOO SLOW, AM I TOO STUPID TO KNOW AM I TOO EMOTIONAL AND LEAD WITH MY

I'm Gonna Love You
As long as you love me I'll stay by your side I'll be your companion Your friend and your guide As long as you love me As long as you care I'll do anything for you I'll go anywhere I'll bring you the sunshine I'll comfort your fears I'll gather up rainbows To chase all your tears As long as forever My love will be true For as long as you love me I'll only love you by Meme

Jelly's Life
for those of you that dont know me,my name is jillian.i was boen to richard and denice moore on april 24.1979.they are both of oklahoma and attended schools there.also attended northern oklahoma college at the enid campus (go jets). i met my husband beau in 1996(wow 9 years ago .) beau has two kids from previws relationships.kai-loni was born novermber 9,1990 and tony was born febrcary 10,1992.beau and i had our first child on january 18,1999.her name is desarae thas is next year we desided that the time in our life was right to get married and we did so on august 18,2000. we had our next child on november 29,2002. his name is saige .as most of you know beau work for walmart and we courrently live in montrose.co . we are on the western slop and only about an hour from telluride.co, which is a big ski commuity here.i dont know wif this means anything to anyone but this is a brief history of my life thank you for taking the time to read it

Thanks
for those of you that have welcomed me here thanks alot. i will probably not be on here as often as i would like , but you can if you want to hit me up on myspace.com @www.myspace.com/gichasome. yes , i know myspace (why?) don't really have an answer. you can also email at gichasome@yahoo.com. thank you

A Single Rosebud
"A Single Rosebud" I got a dozen roses From a friend the other day, But I only have one left, For I gave them all away. I gave one to my sister Who to me is very dear, In hopes that it would bring to her A little floral cheer. I took one to a friend Who's not feeling very well, The flower or the visit - Which helped more, I could not tell. One went to another friend I haven't known for long, She struggles, so in some small way I hope it helps her carry on The rest went to the ones Who've helped me in so many ways, They have been a cheerful presence On sad and dreary days. The roses were so pretty I just could not keep them all, Except one single rosebud Standing beautiful and tall. My friend gave me those flowers To help brighten up my day, But the biggest joy I found in them Was in giving them away!

Gonna Get Irritated :)
Hi hi....when I opened up my LC page today..it was an interesting thing...my shout box that is...last night was kind of interesting to with some photo comments left behind by **lickingyourpussy**. Now you all know I LOVE your comments, I actually get kinda excited when I get new photo comments because I like to see what you all have to say. Course when those comments happen to be something like... "I wanna put my tongue between your legs" - " I wanna cuddle with you and have sweet sex all night"...stuff like that...umm.NO. That shit I will NOT tolerate. I appreciate if you feel that way, but all be damned cant ya find a better way to phrase it? Or just not say it all? Yes I get comments from some of you about certain things, and its kinda border line...but I can handle it and most of the people that leave those type of comments, I KNOW, so it's okay. Anyway, basically...if yer gonna leave me a comment, leave one that isnt going to make me feel like a piece of meat and one that

People Are Lame
I did that truth or dare bulletin and some dude asked me some pretty riske questions, I answered them honestly, didn't work out quite in his favor, and he asked me to take me off his friends list. Holy drama!

I Love You (comment Block)
I am sorry, but maybe some of you don't see anything wrong with this; however, i do. I don't think that people need to be handtyping "love you" comments in someones comment boxes especially if they have a girlfriend or boyfriend. I don't care if you meant it as a friend or what not, you don't need to be saying it. if I have offended anyone I am sorry, but at this point i don't care. If I am wrong, please let me know and give me a good reason on why I am wrong. I have never handtyped loved you comments on someones page except to my fiance and I am sure i am not the only one who feels this way. Like I said if I am wrong for feeling this way, please give me a good reason on why I shouldn't feel this way and I am sorry if I offended anyone. thanks for listening!!!!

Web Account Addict
Ah, greetings citizens/netizens of Lost Cherry. I am a real life dominatrix and a bit of a web-addict... here is where you will find Me: http://msgenevieve.com http://msgenevieve.blogr.com http://msgenevieve.buzznet.com http://niteflirt.com/MsGenevieve http://tagworld.com/msgenevieve http://msgenevieve666.com http://bolt.com/MsGenevieve http://www.stickam.com/profile/msgenevieve http://profiles.yahoo.com/mistressgenevieve2000 I have lots more.

Never Trust A Stranger
i wrote this about 5 mins ago :) she tried to push him away so she wouldn't get hurt but he insisted he was different so she gave in and listened as she started to take her guard down he changed his toon once again she built up her walls stronger and higher he led her into happiness only so he could take it away she was so young and pure he didn't seem to care she lied and said she was okay he bought every word how he could believe such lies made her think even more she laid in bed and looked at the ceiling would he think of her again does he even care about what he did she lays and wonders if she should avoid him pretend she is busy when really shes not should she take back all she said to him why did he act the way he did why did he pretend to care so many questions filled her head how could she have been so naive to think she actually liked him all he did was get her hopes up i guess i should have listened when my mother said "never trust a stranger

Concert....
I woudl just like to say: Seeing MC Chris perform Fett's Vette... Even surrounded by high school kids in a youth center... Was pretty damn cool. I even got a pic with him. *grins* I have decided that I cannot do "rapper hands". I look and feel whiter than Michael Jackson when I do that.

Pls Go Vote For Me!!
OK EVERYONE PLS GO VOTE FOR MY BOOBIES!!!PLS PLS PLS :D FINALLY MY 3 CONTEST R HERE!!!! Vote by leavin comments and rated them!! HAVE FUN!!! Best Best Ass in Doggy Position Contest Best Prettiest Breast Contest Sexiest , most Delicious Pussy Contest (repost of original by 'k e n o' on '2006-10-25 22:27:12') (repost of original by '*~Paradise, where all ur dreams come true!~*' on '2006-10-25 22:33:32') (repost of original by 'k e n o' on '2006-10-25 23:10:16') (repost of original by '}i{amy}i{if you stop by rate me and ill rate you!' on '2006-10-25 23:52:09') (repost of original by '~~POETICANGEL~~' on '2006-10-26 00:34:09') (repost of original by 'mfleury98934' on '2006-10-26 00:50:51') (repost of original by '~~POETICANGEL~~Is All Alone Now :-(' on '2006-10-26 00:59:13')

To Our Troops
We must never forget who gets the credit for the freedoms we have, of which we should be eternally grateful. I watched the flag pass by one day, It fluttered in the breeze. A young Marine saluted it, And then he stood at ease.. I looked at him in uniform So young, so tall, so proud, With hair cut square and eyes alert He'd stand out in any crowd. I thought how many men like him Had fallen through the years. How many died on foreign soil How many mothers' tears? How many pilots' planes shot down? How many died at sea How many foxholes were soldiers' graves? No, freedom isn't free. I heard the sound of Taps one night, When everything was still, I listened to the bugler play And felt a sudden chill. I wondered just how many times That Taps had meant "Amen," When a flag! had draped a coffin. Of a brother or a friend. I thought of all the children, Of the mothers and the wives, Of fathers, sons and husbands With interrupted liv

People
Well i was just sitting here...thinking... I thought of how people socialize... And right now...i am going through picking up the peices after ending (I ended it for good reasons) a very long on and off again relationship.... Well I have been going at it the wrong way... I am getting back into my freinds, on the days I am not its family... But, But, but.... I noticed how, even tho i leave for long periods of time from freinds... Its like once i get back in there...its like i never left... Im right back where i was when i left... Its the same people...the same parties...the same drama...all over again... Kind of makes you wonder if you should just sit at home..and just be lonely:( Honestly...half the people out there doing all the partying and living it up....they go home to nothing..no one...thier lives...alone... I dont know maybe im being sadistic..or just plain downer today... but im starting to feel it all over again... Same shit i felt back then...or everytime i en

How To Take A Shower Like A Woman!
Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks. Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas. Look at your womanly physique in the mirror -- make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc. Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone. Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins. Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean. Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhancer. Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red. Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash. Rinse conditioner off hair. Shave armpits and legs. Turn off shower. Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower. Spray mold spots with Tilex. Get out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small country. * Wrap hair in super a

Up Up Up Up Up
Since I am still UP, I thought I would write you and see if you were UP to reading this: A TWO-LETTER WORD There is a two-letter word that perhaps has more meaning than any other two-letter word, and that is "UP." It's easy to understand UP, meaning toward the sky or at the top of the list, but when we waken in the morning, why do we wake UP? At a meeting, why does a topic come UP? Why do we speak UP and why are the officers UP for election and why is it UP to the secretary to write UP a report? We read UP on a story in the paper that we pick UP to find out what is Up in the world & make UP our minds to not give Up hope that something good will turn Up. We call UP our friends, we use it to brighten UP a room, polish UP the silver, and we warm UP the leftovers and clean UP the kitchen. We lock UP the house and some guys fix UP the old car. At other times the little word has real special meaning. People stir UP trouble, line UP for tickets, work UP an appetite,

Halloween Costume Idea's On A Budget
ok everyone, I've found a couple halloween costumes that I need for a party tomorrow night, however they are like $60 a piece and I am on a very tight budget. I'd love to be able to put something together on my own, even from my own clothes and maybe adding some accessories from the party store, but I am very uncreative and cant sew for beans. Do any of you have some ligit idea's that might be helpful? Yes I know its last minute, but I did look and look and look and now I am down to the wire and cant figure out what to do. Help a girl will ya? hehe xoxoxox Cinaliscious

My Heart Beat
once when i looked at you my heart would quicken its beat with joy. now when i look at you my heart starts to cry for the pain you have caused me. how could you treat me so. did you not care how i felt. did you not value the love i gave you. how could you do this when i gave you all i had to give. once when i looked at you my heart would skip a beat with exitment, now it only shivers from the cold i feel inside when i look at you. i gave you my all never asking for anything other than your love. maybe i should have been like all the rest and only wanted material things you had to give. when i am gone dont cry for me. dont ask me to stay for i can not. you treated me so calously and threw my love to the side for another. how can i bare your touch knowing you were with her. how can i fix a heart you broke. i would have given my life for yours now it looks like you so easly tossed me to the side for what a quick trist with another. why for a quick ease in your pain. does it matter anym

Survey #1
1. Have you ever licked the back of a CD to try to get it to work? Yuck! No! 2. Have you ever puked at a bar or club? No. Just a frat house. :) 3. What's the largest age difference between yourself and someone you have dated? *cough* Depends on how you define "dated." Probably his 19 to my 36. If you mean serious relationships, then five years (my 23 to his 28). 4. Have you ever dated someone you met online? Geez, only my ENTIRE love life and most of my sex life *laugh* 5. Have you ever smoked pot at a concert? Nope. 6. Have you ever dated/fooled around with a coworker? Yes. And don't ask me how many times we christened the office, either. 7. If so, how did that turn out? We're still friends. 8. Ever been involved in a hit & run? No. Ugh! 9. Were you popular in high school? *laugh* God no. 10. Have you ever been on a blind date? Nope! 11. Are looks important? No. I mean, none of us can avoid being a little bit shallow. But generally, if

Happened Again
Someone fell.... I need to start tying a rope to people... save them when I see em fallin down.. Cursed.... Cursed... Cursed... Fug it... Imma enjoy this one while its happenin'... Thankfully.... Usually the thump on the head when they reach the end of the fall knocks em back to thier sences... lmao... ya'll are clueless..

First Attempt At A Song
A song attempt...semi up beat, but not...if that makes sence... Current mood: :-| Sometimes my creative side goes insane and this is the results, a song, with an obvious theme, no music to it because I am far from a musician, I just write :-P Enjoy A love freely given, nothing expected in return Restless in bed, eyes staring but seeing nothing but you My wild passion, naughty desire The warmth of heart, the thrill of lust The smile to warm winters cold ice The scent to drive me mad These are the things, that you give me, I would give you anything Just to keep you close like this Always by my side And never walk alone again All the rooms of my heart, filled by all the love that is you Laying awake, smiling at the way you drive me mad The thrill of wanting, and always getting it The way you feel, I love you still I’ll never let go, always want you The best I’ve ever had These things are you, and what you m

Invisible
I wonder what I have to do sometimes on these sites to get a little love. Most of my posts are never read, my pics get rated and commented on every so often. The only way I ever changed levels is by rating other people's pics..pretty sad when people who have been on the site for a month or so are 5 levels higher than you. Guess it is time for the sex change and 36 DDD's.

Funny Joke - Murphys Sex Laws
Funny Joke - Murphys Sex Laws 1. The more beautiful the woman is who loves you, the easier it is to leave her with no hard feelings. 2. Nothing improves with age. 3. No matter how many times you’ve had it, if it’s offered take it, because it’ll never be quite the same again. 4. Sex has no calories. 5. Sex takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble. 6. There is no remedy for sex but more sex. 7. Sex appeal is 50% what you’ve got and 50% what people think you’ve got. 8. No sex with anyone in the same office. 9. Sex is like snow; you never know how many inches you are going to get or how long it is going to last. 10. A man in the house is worth two in the street. 11. If you get them by the balls, their hearts and minds will follow. 12. Virginity can be cured. 13. When a man’s wife learns to understand him, she usually stops listening to him. 14. Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself. 15. The qualities that

New Me
New Me This is the day a new me is emerging. I may have wondered what it would be like to be someone else—to experience a life that is completely different than mine, to have a new name of my own choosing. Yet in my heart of hearts, I know who I am—a beloved child of God who is living a life so filled with possibility that a new me is continually emerging. Each day I am made anew. Each moment of the day is an opportunity for me to learn and to grow in my awareness of God. Every experience of my life is a transformative experience—one that reveals more of the new me that is emerging. I am a different person today than who I was as a child, and I become a new person with new outlooks and attitudes with every experience. Every day is an opportunity to reveal the new me that is emerging. “On the white stone is written a new name that no one knows except the one who receives it

Westlife- That's Where You Find Love
I couldn't find an actual music video, so this is what I got. In your eyes I found the greatest prize You and I could not be closer And in your arms Is everything I want Now I know my search is over And I don't know where you take me But it's exactly where I wanna be It's where the stars line up It's where the oceans touch It's in a place you've never been that feels like home It's in the air right now It's where you give your all And give a little more I've never been so sure That's where you find love People pass And listen to us laugh Wishing that they had the same thing And our friends they ask How we made it last I just smile and say the same thing I'm not sure how we got here Baby I'm just glad that you got here It's where the stars line up It's where the oceans touch It's in a place you've never been that feels like home It's in the air right now It's where you give your all And give a little more I've never been so sure That

Insults
Im a sucker for a good put down...here are some of my favorites 1-Your cock is so small you have to part your pubic hair to take a piss. 2-Your dick is so little you piss on your own balls. 3-your penis is so tiny your sperm comes out single file. 4-treat yourself tonight, switch hands. 5-You're as useless as a cock in Rosie O'Donnells mouth. 6-Your breath is so bad it smells like diarreah thats been microwaved. 7-Your teeth are so nasty, it looks like you brushed your teeth with a turd. 8-Do you like fitness? How about fitness dick in your mouth, bitch.

A Friend So True
I need to know if you’re my true friend, will you be by my side until the end? Can I tell you my secrets deep, and trust them in your heart you’ll keep? We are neither of us without our flaws, can you accept mine as I will yours? I’ll be a shoulder to cry on when you’re blue, will you be there for me when I need you? No matter how busy I will make time for you, if you are busy will you make time for me too? I will take your hand and comfort your tears, will you hold me and soothe my fears? I will give you joy and many warm smiles, can we share that even across many miles? I will not forget what’s important to you, will you remember what’s important to me too? With you my most favourite things I’ll share, If only I know do you truly care? If you can accept me as I do you, then I will know you are a friend most true

Which Horror Killer Are You?
You scored as Jigsaw. You are Jigsaw. You dont enjoy killing people at all. You instead love to see how far people will go to live. However if it ends in a bloody death, you still sleep with a smile on your face. You are intelligent, and know how to outwit just about anyone. And that spells bad news for anyone who falls into your games of death and torture.Leatherface85%Jigsaw85%Michael Myers80%Buffalo Bill75%Freddy Krueger70%Pinhead70%Candyman60%Jason Voorhees50%Captain Spaulding40%Hannibal Lecter40%Whic

Loyalty
Dreams savagely put down by reality's uncompromising honesty. Fantasy turned to nightmarish depictions of assumed desires. Wanting to craving, craving to needing. needing to addiction. Smiles given at a 180 degree reflection of it's intent. Truth destroyed by betrayal's kiss , yet reborn from destiny's love for loyalty... E.D.M.L.

Haunted Review
ok this is a second hand review. i have it on gfood advice that the tallon falls haunted house.. woods, what ever it was in tallon falls ky was worth the drive there and back. who was t his trusted person? my 12 year old daughter, four of her friends and the three adults w ho accompanied them.. lol so if you get the chance go, i believe theyre open from now till halloween.

Boo Bash 2k6
I had the most killer fucking time hanging out with my best friend and another good friend and her husband tonight. I even got to have Mario sign my arm. Yeah yeah i know lame but i like him so FUCK YOU. Well its nighty night for me and siz .. talk more later. @

Metallica For Whom The Bell Tolls Lyrics
Metallica Metallica lyrics Master of Puppets Metallica lyrics Metallica Music Videos » Metallica News » Metallica posters » Printer Friendly Version » Send these lyrics to a friend » Metallica Books » Metallica Movies Make his fight on the hill in the early day Constant chill deep inside Shouting gun, on they run through the endless grey On they fight, for they are right, yes, but who s to says For a hill men would kill, why? They do not know Suffered wounds test their pride Men of five, still alive through the raging glow Gone insane from the pain that they surely know For whom the bell tons Time marches on For whom the bell tolls Take a look to the sky just before you die It is the last time he will Blackened roar massive roar fills the crumbling sky Shattered goal fills his soul with a ruthless cry Stranger now, are his eyes, to this mystery He hears the silence so loud Crack of dawn, all is gone except the will to be Now they see

A Gift From The Heart
The gift that we share, it can not be bought. It can not be stolen, nor can it be caught. It's something that's gained, alot like ones trust. You know when its there, as if its a must. The feeling is magic, like there's nothing to hide. Your bursting with energy, that never subsides. Time passes much quicker, whenever you're near. And I can see in your eyes, that you'll always be here.

Ummm My Bad??? Lmfao !!!!!
You Were Very Naughty This Year! Naughty, naughty! You've given Santa a broken heart. You probably won't get anything from Mr. Claus Except for a well deserved spanking (Which you'll probably enjoy, you sicko!) Were You Naughty or Nice This Year?

I'm Providing A New Service Here!!! :)
I'm going to be providing a new service here on LostCherryTap and I thought you all should know. Most of you don't know this, but I am a fully ordained minister with The Universal Life Church. I am certified to perform many different religious services including giving mass, marriages (in most states...really!), etc. But most specifically for us here.....hearing confessions! :) I see a great need for a place for the denizens of the LCT to be able to confess all of their sins in a convenient and discreet manner, and I would like to offer this service to all that need it. If you would like to make a confession, you need only contact me via the shoutbox. If your confession is particularly dirty.....ummm......of a more sensitive nature, you can send it to me through a private message as well. Please be sure to give great detail when you confess. Tell me what you you wearing when you sinned. Exactly how many times you sinned on each occasion. Was your sin very loud and/or

So What Is Everyone Going To Be For Halloween!!!
I went to the Dallas Halloween Gay Parade on Saturday and had a blast. It's a huge event here in Dallas and most of the costumes are absolutely amazing! Me and my sister in law went as Romy and Michelle. Totally 80's. I will be uploading pictures later. Believe it or not I didn't have to buy a "costume". LOL Sad isn't it? I had all of the stuff I needed already in my wardrobe. So, is anyone else dressing up?

Could B Dirty
Top Ten Things that Sound Dirty on Halloween...But aren't!!! haha but they "could be" hee hee 10. She's a goblin! 9. I'd like to get a little something in the sack tonight. 8. Just get on your hands and knees and bob your head. 7. She's got a couple of nice pumpkins on her porch. 6. If you just lick it, it will last longer. 5. Let me see your big sack. 4. Can I eat your zagnuts? 3. Have your mom check it before you put it in your mouth. 2. You scared me stiff! And the dirtiest sounding but not-dirty Halloween saying is... He's got candy spread out on the living room floor!

Are You Being Watched
Britons 'could be microchipped like dogs in a decade' by DAN NEWLING Human beings may be forced to be 'microchipped' like pet dogs, a shocking official report into the rise of the Big Brother state has warned. The microchips - which are implanted under the skin - allow the wearer's movements to be tracked and store personal information about them. They could be used by companies who want to keep tabs on an employee's movements or by Governments who want a foolproof way of identifying their citizens - and storing information about them. The prospect of 'chip-citizens' - with its terrifying echoes of George Orwell's 'Big Brother' police state in the book 1984 - was raised in an official report for Britain's Information Commissioner Richard Thomas into the spread of surveillance technology. The report, drawn up by a team of respected academics, claims that Britain is a world-leader in the use of surveillance technology and its citizens the most spied-upon in the free

Aw
Read Each One Carefully and Think About It a Second or Two 1. I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you.. 2. No man or woman is worth your tears, and the one who is, won't make you cry. 3. Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have. 4. A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart. 5. The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can't have them. 6. Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile. 7. To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world. 8. Don't waste your time on a man/woman, who isn't willing to waste their time on you. 9 Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one, so that when we finally meet the

Damn Cat
My kitten Kiki is from hell....I just know it!!! She's mean and evil!! She won't mind, and likes to attack without warning! Just walkin' on by trying to get to the coffee pot, and she pounces and bites!! Or, another favorite of hers is to jump up and use my legs as a human slide!! And, don't even open a beer in front of her! She will do her best to drink more of it than you can. Waiting on her to cut her mouth. I'm sure she just sits around and thinks of ways to cause more turmoil and mayhem!! And, if you leave the house, you're in trouble!! She takes this as sign of abandonment, and WILL be waiting by the door to slap your ass or any other part of your body she can get too, to prove she is the master!! I'm thinking of changing her name to Lucifer, Satan, or, The Master of All Things Dark and Evil!! I'm going to let her at the door tonight when all the little cookie crunchers come over begging for my candy!!! Bet they won't come back!! She's being expecially hateful today....guess

I'm Sorry...
Like most days I woke up and, with nothing better to do, I signed into myspace to see what was new. Not surprising but there was nothing. So as always I started browsing the bulletins my friends had posted. It's normaly the same old shit, "repost this to find your love", "add this person", "what color skittle are you" and so on and so forth. Just as I was about to close it all out I stumbled across one that my friend Rebbecca reposted. I NEVER repost bulletins. I think its a waste of time. Guess what I reposted this one. This one actualy made sense to me. I hope girls read this and at least a few realize what they are missing. So here it is. For all to read. And please... Spread this one around. Its not a waste of time. This is to all of the girls in the world who can't accept the nice guys for who they are: I'm sorry That I was raised with respect; not to sleep with you when you were drunk I'm sorry That my body's not ripped enough to "satisfy" your w

Things To Ponder
THINGS TO PONDER...... If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? If a deaf person swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap? If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation? Is there another word for synonym? Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice? When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs? Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all? Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food? What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant? If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages? Would a fly without wings be called a walk? Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them? If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, will it make a sound? If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he home

I Blew It
The one I've always wanted, has now gone away as an option. Fuckin' damn it anyway. It's my own fault for not speaking up when I should have. I guess that's the price I pay for being shy, nervous, and what other words you can name to the feeling. In some ways I just want to give up on it all together and say fuck it, in other ways I want to try my one last option. Either way, it's too late. I dont even think I have that good of a shot with the final option. I'll see on Thursday, not gonna bank on it though. This would be where I mention a mad song. From Seether "Truth" If I gave you the truth, would it keep you alive? Though I'm closer to wrong I'm no further from right And now I'm convinced on the inside that something's wrong with me Convinced on the inside, you're so much more than me, yeah No there's nothing you say that can salvage the lie But I'm trying to keep my intentions disguised And now I'm deprived of my conscience and something's got to give Deprive

Important-please Read
I WOULD LIKE TO THANK MY FRIEND "Redhotlustlife" for her permission to repost this blog--it coontains my sentiments exactly and I could not have stated these things any better: 13 CherryTap Rules - Repost Oct 31st, 2006 ONE If you're ugly, stop acting like you don't know it. Also cover yourself up no one wants to see your shit. The captions under your picture that say "top model pose" "sexy bitch" "aren't i hot" doesn't convince anyone. TWO To the people who have like 25,000 friends, are you serious? Nobody in this universe can keep up with that many friends. You're stupid. Go play in traffic. THREE Don't ever post pictures and say "OMG, I'm so ugly" "OMG, I'm so fat" because if you were, you wouldn't post them. You're pathetic, stop begging for attention. FOUR Nobody cares about threats over the internet. Don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard. Fighting online is like racing in the special olympics... even if you win, you're sti

Custody.......r.i.p. Barney
fuck bein in custody if i ever had the chance to put a bullet in the cops that busted me trust and believe id rush the slug urgently to the face of any peace officer guilty of dog murdering the justice of the peace is one of my main beefs the doctrine in which he speaks is shallow and full of leaks but he governs the laws in the state that i sleep i suffer from lack of peace and insufficient eats the ever present thiefs thieving what i thinks

Common Sense Orbituary
COMMON SENSE OBITUARY Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; life isn't always fair, and maybe it was my fault. Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you earn) and reliable parenting strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a six-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Why (a Poem I Wrotwe For A Friend)
i cried another tear cause im lost without you, your on my mind and i dont know what to do. you hurt me once and now you want to leave, well fuck it go just let me greeve. its better to know i wasnt ever in your heart, why did you lie if you knew we would part? all i ever wanted was for you to let go, and love me the way you told me so. my friends say its time to move on, but i rather listen to our song. they try to set me up with just a few, but all i ever thought about was you. you held me close and kissed my hand, you squeezed me tight and said you were my man. now you say it dont feel the same, with comments like that your playing a game. my heart aint a prize and its delicate like a rose petal, so when you hurt me i want to crumble and settle. on the ground were you left my soul, the day you left and let me go. i asked why and prayed for you to come back, but now im done cause you smoked up that crack. i dont want a loser who doesnt work, not a asshole who acts like a jerk. i want

Ugh.
I got like little to no sleep. My tummy still hurts. Im crabby. Im in pain. I wanta scream. I bitch to much. Im STILL listening to Justin Timberlake. Ew. Tell me about it haha. This is the way its going down, is this how we said goodbye. What goes around comes around < 33 haha im such a damnd loser i tell you. lalalala. =] Maybe i should eat something. Since i havent done that in awhile. But ew. =/ Stupid food. Ill get milk. I like it better. Dont wanta think about, dont wanta talk about it, im so sick about it. Haha. =]

This Is Truelly Amazing !!!!!
I currently have 199 Friends & 54 Fans!! Would you believe that maybe a handful or two of them even have bothered to rate my photo's or leave comments. The majority of them have all recieved both from me and I don't mind doing it. But when I only ask that you go a vote in a simple contest, it just can't be done.......I am not even asking that you just vote for me, but that you go and vote. Please go and show your love for the best costume in the costume contest. I would really appreciate it if everyone could go and vote in the costume contest. Whether you vote for me or not is up to you. But......just in case, here is the link to my photo in the contest. Good luck to everyone who is in the contest, and thank you to everyone who is voting. Love to all, ~Crissy~

Together
Hi everyone hope u all read this i thought i would teel u all how great u all are and glad u are all my friends U all have been kind and never mean it is nice. I will be your friends from now and foreve. I have been thinking alot about my friends and reliezed that u are all the best people i know.. LOVE U ALL AND HOPE TO GET TO TALK TO U ALL. KISSES AND HUGS HAVE A GREAT DAY AND HOPE U ALL GET WHAT U WANT IN THIS LIFE.....

Must Read Lol
ok just so u know i dont agree with all of it its just funny WOMAN-LANGUAGE-CODE OF ETHICS: ok let's see....when a woman say's, she is: 30-ish........................... 39 Adventurous...................... Slept with everyone Athletic......................... No breasts Average looking.................. Moooo Beautiful........................ Pathological liar Emotionally secure............... On medication Feminist......................... Fat Free spirit...................... Junkie Friendship first................. Former s! ut New-Age.......................... Body hair in the wrong places Old-fashioned.................... No BJs Open-minded...................... Desperate Outgoing......................... Loud and Embarrassing Professional..................... b! tch Wants soul mate.................. Stalker A WOMAN's ENGLISH CODE: 1. Yes = No 2. No = Yes 3. Maybe = No 4. We need = I want 5. I am sorry = You'll be sorry 6. We need to talk = You're in

Va Services For Returning Combat Veterans
VA Services for Returning Combat Veterans of Operation Iraqi Freedom and Operation Enduring Freedom The Department of Veterans Affairs (VA) has developed special programs to serve the nation's newest veterans -- the men and women who served in Iraq and Afghanistan -- by assisting them with a smooth transition from active duty to civilian life. VA's goal is to ensure that every seriously injured or ill serviceman and woman returning from combat receives easy access to benefits and world-class service. Combat veterans have special health care eligibility. Their contact with VA often begins with priority scheduling for care and, for the most seriously wounded, VA counselors visiting their bedside in military wards before separation to ensure their VA disability payment coverage will be ready the moment they leave active duty. Through enhanced programs and new policies, VA is striving to ensure it holds open the doors to a seamless transition from soldier to citizen.

This Is My Friend Please Help
OK I'm in YES ANOTHER CONTEST... This one is for my lips.... heres the rules... Come on and start rating. Contest will end on Monday at 4 pm. 1.) can only rate once. 2.) can comment up to 3 times per pic. and heres the link....... SOOO COME VOTE FOR MY SEXY LIPS. (repost of original by 'Tash's Angel Eyes' on '2006-11-02 17:08:22') (repost of original by 'yaygrl' on '2006-11-02 17:09:58') (repost of original by 'Tash's Angel Eyes' on '2006-11-02 17:35:24')

Am I? Would You?
Just as a curiosity, I've been going througn the MUMMs lately, and I see an interesting trend... Seems that some people need reassurance of their Sexuality, or their appeal. Now, some of them I can understand - You can tell it was sheer boredom that made them post. I mean, if you KNOW you're attractive - Why bother asking, right? But it's the ones that ask "Would you fuck me?" that are really amusing to me. Why? Not because they get YES answers - But the ones that get a NO always seem to be so - offended - That someone doesn't like their look, their body, or whatever. So - Is it just for the ego boost? Or is there something ELSE I am missing here?

So Just Who R You?
Over the past week I have learned alot about true friendship and fake people. I've known the diffrence between people who will be there for You and the ones that just want to take You for what ever they can get, and turn on You when given the chance. I have alwasy prided myself on being able to know the diffrence, but this time I WAS CAUGHT SLIPPIN. I wont put out any names cuz that just aint me. I think every one has had a person like this in their life at one point or another, and You can probably relate to what I'm saying about those "FAKE ASS PUNK MUTHER FUCKERS". They sure have a way sliding in to Your life just under the radar. I just goes to show that one can never be to cautious in trying to decide who to let in and who to tell to "GO FUCK YOURSELF YOU LITTLE BITCH ASS MUTHA FUCKA" I shouldent be so bitter at these people because it's those type of people that come in and out of Your life that make the real ones that much more valued in life. So to all of the people out in

Sex On Mars
The year is 2222 and Mike and Maureen land on Mars after accumulating enough Frequent Flyer miles. They meet a Martian couple and are talking about all sorts of things. Mike asks if Mars has a stock market, if they have laptop computers,how they make money, etc. Finally, Maureen brings up the subject of sex. "Just how do you guys do it?" asks Maureen. The Martian responds, "Pretty much the way you do. "A discussion ensues! Finally the couples decide to swap partners for the night and experience one another. Maureen and the male Martian go off to a bedroom where the Martian strips. He's got only a teeny, weenie member about half an inch long and just a quarter-inch thick. "I don't think this is going to work," says Maureen. "Why?" he asks. "What's the matter?" "Well," she replies, "It's just not long enough to reach me!" "No problem," he says, and proceeds to slap his forehead with his palm. With each slap of his forehead, his member grows unt

The Buffalo Theory
"Well you see, Norm, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo and when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Now, as we know, excessive drinking of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. And that, Norm, is why you always feel smarter after a few beers."

Think Before You Speak
Think before you speak... Here are six reasons why you should think before you speak - the last one is great! Have you ever spoken and wished that you could immediately take the words back... or that you could crawl into a hole? Here are the Testimonials of a few people who did.... FIRST TESTIMONY: I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow and asked loudly, "How much do you charge for a shampoo and a blow job?" I turned around and walked back out and never went back My husband didn't say a word... he knew better. SECOND TESTIMONY: I was at the golf store comparing different kinds of golf balls. I was unhappy with the women's type I had been using. After browsing for several minutes, I was approached by one of the good-looking gentlemen who works at the store. He asked if he could help me. Without thinking, I looked at him and said, "I think I like playing with men's balls." THIRD TESTIMONY: My sister and I were

I Am So Sorry
i am so sorry for being a bother to anyone here i get hooked in to getting to know my friends and sometimed i get out of control please forgive me and i hope you all will still be my friend and for you and you know who you are i am so sorry to you for being a bother to you i am sorry that i am always sitting at my desk and on this site please forgive me for being a bother to any of you i hope you all can forgive me BEAUTIFUL ANGEL

Promise
I give you my heart,mind,body, and soul I give you my love, for you to make me whole I give you this promise, the promise to try I give you each breath and the tears i cry I give you my past, my future and NOW I give you my thoughts and my hopes in this Vow I give you my voice and the music i sing I give you forever by accepting this ring I give you my world all the pain and strike I give you my hand and learn to share life I give you this kiss and there words i say "I'll Cherish you always as of this day" I give you my faith that these words are tru from now until the end i promise 2 you

College Costs To Much Money
why does college cost so much money? today i found out that i might have to quit college, because i cant pay the bill. so i cant resister for next semester classes. I owe to much money, and i dont qualify for a loan. University isnt doing shit for me either. dont know what to do. then on top of that stress my grandma dies and work is fucked up. My person live is even worse. Lets not go there. Been way to long for even a hug. Ok i am tired of feeling sorry for myself on here. I am going to go cry. And NO i am not selling me truck to pay for college. NOT a choice.

I May Lose Friends Over This But Read(repost}
me and jeff are back togather and happy again i love him very much i about had my life took away from me one time.and i was hurting very bad i love him more then anything in this world .so man or lady please dont try to split us up he is my life and i would die without him so if you want to start trouble please stay away from us if you want to be our friends fine.but to any lady that trys to take him away from me youre asking for trouble.if you are on my friends list and want me to take you off for this then let me know and i will .i dont want to loose any friends i love you all but my life comes first which is jeff. will you marry me ?i love you baby and i want us to be togather forever Everything I DoBy Bryan AdamsBestVideoCodes.com

Kiss Taste
You scored as cherry's. Your kisses are sweet and Hot just like cherry's people love bein' kisses by you, just because you bring out pasion, obbsesion and Love when you kiss....You must be a warm and open minded person with a very big heart.cherry's75%Candy50%taste like tongue38%strawberry's25%what does your kiss taste like??created with QuizFarm.com

Spank My Ass All Night!!
Choose the month and day and post a comment here with your answer. feel free to copy AFTER you leave your answer! thanks! JAN. - make love to me FEB. - call me a slut MAR. - spank my ass APR. - suck my dick MAY- shut up and kiss me JUN.- I'm a sex freak JUL.- I'm a freak AUG.- I wanna fuck SEPT.- Im so fucking horny OCT.-Cuddle with me NOV.- I want to make out DEC.-Let's fuck harder pick your day of birth -- 1-on the couch 2-in the kitchen 3-in the car 4-in your parents bed 5-in the morning 6-at the movies 7-because i love you and always will. 8-when you're horny 9-in my bed 10-at skool 11-right now 12-becaus ei am am drag queen 13-under the stars 14-at a wild party 15- after I brush my teeth 16- on the washing machine 17-on the teachers desk 18- in the shower 19-when im sweaty 20-everyday!!! 21-right here, right now 22-on the kitchen table 23-on the couch 24-while watching porn 25-all night 26-at the library 27-while watching TV 28-while

Blind
I thought you always loved me, a least that’s what you said But I found out the hard way, You were just playing with my head Lonely a voice whispers, From out from behind I turn to see her there, all bundled up entwined The moon it shown so romantically, Her shadow casting down Her blood dripped so gracefully, From her wrist onto her gown Truly it is in darkness, where we find the light It’s when we are in sorrow, the light it then gets bright I took her to an alter, I told her to rest her head She’s laying bleeding and beaten, my woman covered now in red There she lies In a puddle, A puddle of her blood A desire an fulfillment, to be my only one I cannot choose my battles, And its all because of you I need some time to choose, To get my thoughts through you You ripped out my heart, I can hear It beating still But all of this to you, It was all just a little thrill The darkness now has fallen, I fall down to my knees

~cleaning Out My Friend's List~
Sorry but I'm deleting alot of people off my friends list. I am here to make friends not to be anorther number on anyones friends list. Alot of people on my list havn't said anything. I have sent tons of hello comments and receive nothing back from some. I love making new friends and I have made some awesome friends while here. So no hard feelings. Just would rather have people on my friends list who do want to talk and be friends. Hope everyone is having a great weekend.

For My Demons
well I'm here and summer is gone I hear so pray for me as I now leave your town when did I say this I will never leave I can't recall this moment in my life you would never sleep at night if you knew what I've been through and this thought is all I have to trust upon when light is gone my problem was that you kept me here too long and today is when we'll regret that I came by when did I say this I will never leave I can't recall this moment in my life life is full of darkness and murderers come my way someday you will join them and I will let you in

A Darkness Coming
so near so close something bad is seen but I seem to be the only one that can see there is a darkness coming and they the others they don't know a thing of what's next but I'm not here to say what should be done about this I just lift my eyes to watch I saw it coming something bad

Blah Blah Blah.........
Okay so this is just a summary of my weekend. Friday me and my fiance was aguring bc of a wedding on saturday. He dont like my dad and my dad was gonna be there. So he lost and he went Saturday the wedding was okay. it was small. me and my fiance aggred that ours wasnt gonna be small. Then the reception. we went to a german resturant in prosperity. it was amazing. It was awesome(the food) i havent had food like that since my great grandmother cooked. lol. It was like a slow meal. so you def wouldnt like it if you wanted to eat in a hurry. Then we left there at like 9:30 and headed home. so of course right when we hit the road i had to pee. So i held it til we got home. so when we got home i ran into the house changed clothes and we went to the skyline club and my fiances parents were there and they were hammered. So about 1:00 am i had to drive all of us home. Sunday at 9:00 am somebody was knocking on my house door wanting my fiance they were wanting him to come into work.

Review- Music
ok, last night i went to a concert in a small bar in nashville called exit inn on church street. the opening band rocked, though at the moment i dont remember their name ( i will post it later) then there was the main group. Peelander Z. The f*ckin rocked!!! they are fun and put on a great show. lots of audiance participation and inter action. if you ever get a chance to see them, i highly reconend them!!! thier music is hard and heavy, very lound alt. rock. check them out. http://www.peelander-z.com

Fitting Since I'm A Vikings Fan!
What ridiculous surgery should Steph get? have the doctors insert purple dye into your bloodstream so that you can be a purple people eater 'What ridiculous surgery should you get?' at QuizGalaxy.com

Texas Midget
The testicles of a Texas midget hurt and ached almost all the time. The midget went to the doctor and told him about his problem. The doctor told him to drop his pants and he would have a look. The midget dropped his pants. The doctor stood him up onto the examining table, and started to examine him. The doc put one finger under his left testicle and told the midget to turn his head and cough, the usual method to check for a hernia. "Aha!" mumbled the doc and, as he put his finger under the right testicle, he asked the midget to cough again. "Aha!" said the doctor again, reached for his surgical scissors Snip-snip-snip-snip on the right side, then snip-snip-snip-snip on the left side. The midget was so scared he was afraid to look, but noted with amazement that the snipping did not hurt. The doctor then told the midget to walk around the examining room to see if his testicles still hurt. The midget was absolutely delighted as he walked around and discovered his testic

Closer
you let me violate you, you let me desecrate you you let me penetrate you, you let me complicate you help me I broke apart my insides, help me I’ve got no soul to sell help me the only thing that works for me, help me get away from myself I want to fuck you like an animal I want to feel you from the inside I want to fuck you like an animal my whole existence is flawed you get me closer to god you can have my isolation, you can have the hate that it brings you can have my absence of faith, you can have my everything help me tear down my reason, help me its' your sex I can smell help me you make me perfect, help me become somebody else I want to fuck you like an animal I want to feel you from the inside I want to fuck you like an animal my whole existence is flawed you get me closer to god through every forest, above the trees within my stomach, scraped off my knees I drink the honey inside your hive you are the reason I stay alive ok

Our Night
Taking your hand Fingers to my lips I want to love every inch of you Taste every part of your body As if I can drink your loves blood Through your very pores I want to get lost in your eyes Consumed by your kiss Set my body on fire Quench the fire in my blood With sweet caresses Touch my soul with your passion Lay down beside me Feel my body crying for you Let's get lost in each other Touching, exploring, tasting We will exceed passion, go beyond bliss For this is our night Want me, like no other Need you, like the air that I breathe Together, one mind, one soul Fused in the heat of passionate love Existing in this moment Forever

Ok
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Large Breasts
When I was 14, all I wanted was a girl with large breasts. When I was 16, I dated a girl with large breasts, but there was no passion. So I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life. In college, I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency, she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with some stability. When I was 25, I found a very stable girl, but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that, I decided I needed a girl with some excitement. At 28, I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad, impetuous things and flirted with everyone she met. She made me miserable as often as she made me happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a girl

Why Do I?
Why do i have to act like suh a hardass hen smething bad happens in my life i shrug my shoulder why cant i feel emotions? It is dreiving me insane and i hate it so much I just want to know what its like to have feelings I want to be able to feel love, and sadness all I can feel is ANGER and that is it thats all I can feel its so annoying!

Politicos
TODAY IS A VERY GOOD DAY FOR AMERICA~~ THE GOVERNMENT HAD BEEN HI- JACKED AND NOW AT LEAST THERE BETTER BE SOME ACCOUNTABILITY BUSH IS NOT KING HE IS PRESIDENT AND NEEDED TO FOLLOW THE LAWS. WE CAN BE PROTECTED FOLLOWING OUR LAWS AS WRITTEN ANY BS BY BUSH AND HIS MINIONS WAS JUST BS. THE EXECUTIVE BRANCH WAS DRUNK WITH POWER. IF BUSH AND HIS MINIONS WERE SO WORRIED ABOUT PROTECTING US WHY WAS HE WILLING TO SELL THE PORTS TO A DUBAI COMPANY(clue!!!corporate money) AND WHY DO WE HAVE THE HUGE GAPING HOLES IN OUR BORDERS. WHILE DRUGS, DRUG DEALERS AND TONS OF POTENTIAL TERRORISTS HAVE ENTERED THE CONTINENTAL US. REMEMBER THE BS BUSH AND HIS MINIONS ABOUT FIGHTING THE TERRORISTS OVER IN IRAQ!!~~ CLUELESS THEY ARE/WERE. BUT GUESS WHAT THIS WAR COST BILLIONS OF TAX DOLLARS AND 3000 AMERICAN LIVES AND 30,000 INJURED AMERICANS. BUT DON'T FORGET THIS. TONS OF MONEY SENT TO IRAQ IS MISSING AND UNACCOUNTED FOR AND THE CORPORATE AMERICAN COMPANIES INVOLVED OVER THERE HAVE FILLED THEIR

Lost Willy
John had a terrible accident which mangled his private parts, requiring they be removed. His spirit was broken. His doctor told him: "John, all is not lost. I can make you better than before. It is possible for us to replace your lost member with a prostetic. However, the procedure is considered cosmetic and would not be paid by your insurance. The hope of regaining his manly prowess lifted John's heart to ask: "How much would it cost?" His doctor explained: "You can get the 4 inch model for £6,000.00 (John's frown quickly faded); or the 6 incher for £7,500.00 (John began to smile); or you may have the 9 inch version for £10,000.00." (John grinned as his eyes widened with anticipation) "But normally I insist that the decision be made only after you've consulted with your wife" John happily agreed, and set off for home. Upon his next return, the doctor asked for his decision. John hung his head sadly, replying: "She said for that kind of money, she'd rather a new kitch

Election Hangover
It’s November 8th, 1:05 in the afternoon. I’m sick to my stomach. I have been since last night. I’ve been walking around today in a daze. I don’t know if I should be pissed, sick, or depressed. Guess I’m all-of-the-above. A sort of “Election Hangover”. Yes, I realized it was a good chance the communis….errr….”Democrats” would secure the House, and as I write this, quite possibly the senate. (Waiting to hear Joe Webb’s possible win from Va. who, by the way, for 20 years has written child porn stories as well as stories about violence against women. Great choice Va.!!!) But what’s really made me sick is Ohio. Specifically the Ohio voters. So, I’ll start with the Ohio issues. Good ole Ohio, the poorest state in the union, as well as most taxed. Cleveland, Toledo, and Cincy the butt of many jokes. Union ran Ohio who wonders why the companies are leaving Ohio. Why Ohioans leave to spend money in dreaded Pennsylvania and even Canada on gambling. The smart thing to do would be legalize

Ladies Only
Well I ran out of room on my family list and to be fair I now changed hehe to friends only. So now anyone on my friends list can see what hehe is all about. For the ladies that have already looked well you might want to look again. Now don't think I'm trying to force you all to look at my pics. Not one bit at all. It's your choice if you want to. But I got to admit. It's nice having someone leave you a comment about you. Anyways enjoy and now I leave you to yourself.

Best Welfare Joke
>>A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the >>counter and says, "Hi... You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really >>rather have a job." >> >>The social worker behind the counter says, "Your timing is excellent. >> >>We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a >>chauffeur >>and bodyguard for his beautiful nymphomaniac daughter. You'll have to >>drive >>around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all of your clothes. Because of >>the >>long hours, meals will be provided. >> >>You'll be expected to escort her on her overseas holiday trips. You will >>have to satisfy her sexual urges. You'll be provided a two-bedroom >>apartment above the garage. >> >>The starting salary is $200,000 a year." >> >>The guy, wide-eyed, says, "You're Bullshittin' me!" >> >>The Social Worker says, "Yeah, well... You started it." >> >

Mary Did You Know
Mary, did you know that your baby boy would one day walk on water. Mary, did you know that your baby boy would save our sons and daughters. Did you know that your baby boy has come to make you new; this child that you delivered will soon deliver you. Mary, did you know that your baby boy will give sight to a blind man. Mary, did you know that your baby boy will calm the storm with His hand. Did you know that your baby boy has walked where angels trod? When you kiss your little baby, you kiss the face of God! Oh, Mary, did you know? Oh, Mary, did you know? The blind will see, the deaf will hear the dead will live again. the lame will leap, the dumb will speak the presence of the lamb. Mary, did you know that your baby boy is Lord of all creation Mary, did you know that your baby boy will one day rule the nations. Did you know that your baby boy is heaven's perfect lamb? This sleeping child you're holding is the great I am.

A Couple More Years
I've got a couple more years on you babe, and that's all I've had more chances to fly, and more places to fall And it ain't that I'm wiser, it's only that I've spent more time with my back to the wall And I've picked up a couple more years on you babe, and that's all I've walked a couple more roads than you babe and that's all And I'm tired of runnin' while you're only learning to crawl And you're heading somewhere, but I've been to somewhere and found it was nowhere at all And I've picked up a couple more years on you babe, and that's all Now saying goodbye girl, don't never come easy at all But you've gotta fly 'cause you're hearing them young eagles call And someday when you're older you'll smile at a man strong and tall And you'll say I've got a couple more years on you babe and that's all You'll say I've got a couple more years on you babe, and that's all I've had more chances to fly, and more places to fall And it ain't that I'm w

Hello Folks!!!
Now you all realize today is Remembrance Day and you can look into my photo that said "Remembrance Day" and you may rip those poppin to save that into your profile and thanks for your support!!!...

For Women That Like Big Dicks !
1. Randall 44, 6'3”, my Dick is 14", 234lbs. a single, father, divorce, also I am from Bronx N.Y. I love my son. I love spending time in Church, hugs, kisses, kids. Writing love poems, reading love poems and also Cooking, I like Computer love playing videos games, going out to eat, gong to the movies and also seeing DVDS at home. 2. How hard is it to find capable wife, she is worth for more the jewels! Her husband puts his confidence in her, and he will never be poor Proverbs31:10-11 3. I am seeking a, non-judging, positive, single nice, friendly, female .For a new relationship. Age and also race is open. 4. gillisbrnx@aol.com 5. Mrcatday@hotmail.com 6. ckfc4u@verison.net 7. ckfc4u@yahoo.com 8. 1-718-402-9595 my cell.

Angels Cry For The Fallen
I see so much from day to day, I serve my country proudly. But lately i see so many Negitive things said about the military and what we fight for. But before you judge us listen to what i have to say. Read it word for word All soldiers know the price there is a chance for war but in reality No real soldier wants war they just wish to keep peace for not just themselves but for everyone. They love their homes, they love their friends they love their families and they love their country. We do not fight because we want to, We fight because we must, Because for as long as there are people with the wrong kind of power there will always be conflict in the world. Yet it takes power to keep peace but power causes war. So we will never be rid of war insted we can only hope that power will keep the peace insted of causing conflict. Yesterday Was Veterans Day, And we all gave two minutes to remember the fallen yet there are those out there who did not, and worse still those who

Duh Email
okay.. I use outlook express out of sheer lazyness. I have outlook 200x but don't want to configure my fastmail for it .. And that takes out of my gaming time..lmao So.. I'm not one for doing things on my day off requarding pc's sometimes. I kept remembering .. don't u have a google mail account.. I was invited by carol and my buddy jeff from waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay back.. So I search and find the dang thing! And added it in my outlook and bam! now i can do yahoo and gmail.. go figure.. duh! lmao I need to configure norton for outlook and fastmail.. and watch those tv shows.. lol Opps.. I'm supposed to backup hds and build another pc.. out of spare parts.. duh me! lol laters Roy

Hey Everyone I'm Back!
hey guys so sorry for being away from cherry tap for so long i had some computer problems and some health problems too. but i am doing a whole lot better. thx for showing me so much love and aloha i really appreciate it and i love it herte

Well Hello There All
Wow, this place just swallowed a couple of hours of my time! I only came to join for a friend... and found myself perusing old videos, pictures, music tracks etc. Madness with all the comments and ratings - great fun! Anyway, I'm your basic not-so-average 39 year old mum.. who also happens to have a rather non nuclear lifestyle. I'm Mistress of my own home... and live a life most only dream of. So why am I here? Goodness knows, the internet swallows you whole if you don't watch out ;-) Meanwhile, I already keep a blog over at livejournal.com (same nickname).. so I doubt I'll be making too many entries here I'm afraid ~grin~ But hello folks, fun to be here anyway! ~doffs cap~ Kat

Feeling...
Im sad, i feel like the world felt down on me... one more day starting and i keep my bad humor, all i want is cry, even if i know that will not bring me anywhere... Sometimes i wish i could end this, suicide would be the only solution, only this way i could stop this sadness, this pain... i know its a stupid thought but i've been suffering alot during all my short life, and i cant handle this anymore, im not that strong, i just cant!

My Other Job
Son I have to leave for my other job So I won't be comming home tonite But it's not that weekend Dad And my game is tomorrow nite I'm sorry son but I have to go Score some points for me I know you'll play your best This is how it has to be I'm gonna miss your birthday Gonna miss Christmas too Every minute that I'm gone I'll be thinking of you

May I Just Say
My boss rocks? I feel so damn lucky to be working from home right now. I'm getting my work done, my CT time in and housework done. Imagine that. Now, if only it didn't require a sick kid to make it happen, LOL

Dpp: A Wild New Experience
DPP: A Wild New Experience by buffbody © I'm alone and naked on the beach of a desert island far, far away from civilization. The sky is clear and I'm feeling the sun on my skin while lying on the hot sand. I close my eyes and soak in the sun's rays for a few minutes. The thought of me alone on the island begins to arouse me. I feel my pussy tingle. With my left hand, I cup my left tit and stroke its hard nipple. With my right hand, I push two fingers in my pussy and fondle my g-spot. The heat from the sun, the heat from the sand and the heat between my thighs gets me more arouse as I play with myself until my pussy explodes and squirts my juices on the sand. Feeling enough of the hot sun, I ran to the ocean waters and dive in. Submerged in the ocean, I feel the surrounding waters cool the heat from my body, refreshing me. I swim around some more until I swim back to the beach. As I walk along the beach, letting the sun dry me, I'm surprised to see a naked man about twenty

O.o
Can't say I'm expecting anyone to do this. But if you do it will make me happy. My first name: Take a stab at my middle name: Do I drink: What was your first impression of upon meeting me/seeing me: What's one of my favorite things to do: Am I funny: What's my favorite type of music: Can I sing?: What is the best feature about me: Am I shy or outgoing: Am I a rebel or do I follow the rules: Do I have any special talents: What is my favorite food: Am I dating anyone: If there was one good nickname for me, what would it be: Who do I like right now: What is my worst habit: If you and I were stranded on a desert island, what is the one thing I would bring? Are we friends: Do you want us to be more than friends? Do I believe in God? Am I family oriented? Who is my best friend?

Corsendonk - Abbey Brown Ale
So left to my own devices again this Eve, I have decided I can no longer wait idly by while a tasty beverage purcolates in my refrigerator. Having just had the delight of this Belgium Brown Ale while playing a lil old school D&D with friends a weekend or two ago, but still had one left over 750ml bottle tucked in the fridge left in my care by Kevin....sorry pal, she didn't make it.... I could not resist the allure of her bubbly fermented goodness and I had just the right glass to let it build to a nice head.....ahhh head... Mayhaps not to everyone's liking, still found it a nice fall dark leaving little room for even food after finishing two of these heady bevies.... Tomorrow I'm off to a local pub, Eli Cannon's for a taste of oh-so-many pints ACE California Cider Allagash Brewing Allagash Brewing Double Aventinus Ayinger Oktoberfest Marzen Ayinger Unweisse Ayinger Dunkel Ayinger Oktoberfest Ballard Bitter IPA

The Goose's Dinner
A young Goose invited some friends to dinner. She planned to serve her favorite dish -- five-grain casserole. What a delicious treat! The day before the party, she called her friend the Mouse to discuss the upcoming meal. "Five-grain casserole?" said the Mouse. "I think we'd prefer something with cheese." The Goose was a little unsure, since she did not do much entertaining. "Perhaps you are right," she said. "I will add some cheese to my casserole." The Goose then called Mrs. Osprey, another guest, and related her conversation with the Mouse. "I don't think the Mouse knows anything about dinner parties," said Mrs. Osprey. "Everyone knows fish is the right thing to serve company." The Goose made a note to add fish to her list of casserole ingredients. Conversations with Mrs. Frog and Mrs. Robin resulted in still more suggestions. The next night, when everyone was seated at the table, the Goose brought out her five-grain casserole. It was studded with cheese, fish, grassh

The Last 3 Weeks...
In the last 3 weeks my whole world seems to have fallen into the pits. First I seem to have lost someone I love more then he even knows it. I would pick up my phone and call but I get 4 or 5 rings then his voice mail. He explained to me that he has been going through a lot at the moment and I understand that. He tells me he loves me and that he wants me to be there with him, and I want nothing more then to make that happen. I have never loved someone so deeply and sincearly. I worry about him all the time. he is my knight. I love the way thinking about him makes me feel and if I could be there right now I would be damn it! I called him over a hundred times to make sure he was doing alright (and to hear his heavenly voice OMG *drools*) and he never answered... Then almost a week ago I was at home (when I was living with my roomate in an apartment complex) my sister (who had come to stay with me for a few weeks) needed me to go and get her money out of her car in the parking lo

How To Choose A Vibrator: A Checklist
How to Choose a Vibrator: A Checklist The truly amazing variety of vibrator styles, sizes, and materials can be both inspiring and a little daunting. Finding the perfect vibe may require some self-loving homework. Answering these few simple questions can help cut through the information overload and prevent buyer's remorse. What Do You Want to Use it for? Do you want to use it on your clitoris? Do you want to put it in your vagina or anus? Because just about anything that vibrates feels good on or around the clitoris, phallic-shaped vibrators suitable for penetration can also be used outside the vagina if the vibration is strong at the tip. Do you want both the full feeling of penetration and that allimportant clitoral buzz? Dual-action vibes mean never having to choose one feeling at the expense of the other. Electric vibrators are the most powerful, so if you have a more difficult time orgasming, you may want to try one of those first. If you intend to use a toy for ana

2 Year Anniversay Of My Move To La.
This is the 2 yeat anniversary of my move to L.A . I quit the show last night, spent today waiting for the plumber to leave, then off to get my glasses from my eye doctor and get a little retail therapy at Ann Taylor. I majorly scored 5 pieces on sale totalling $100 which meant thay I wualified to recieve rwo $25 gift cards given when you spend $50... so it really only cost $50 for 2 pairs of pants, 2 skirts and a cress. Damn I'm good!

Woohoo!!!!!!
hey everyone im finally back. im now in the great state of alabama!!!!!!WOOHOO!!!! i just got back a few hours ago. my friend suprised me when she decided she was comin back to. we left last nite at 7 from el paso and we got here at 6 and now we r finally home!!!!

My Grandfather
As growing up as a kid...you always looked up to someone...someone in your family...or a family friend...just someone...I looked up to my mother's step father but truely he was her father...my grandfather never said much...man of very few words...but him and I got along very very well...I did not really have a dad...unless you count a fucking drunk who took his kids to bars...and I am saying kids...under 12...my grandfather would come home and have a beer...not 50...we would lots of things together...play cards...walk the dog...play golf, jarts, waffle ball in the backyard...he served in WWII in Africa and then off to Germany...there have been very few real men I have met in my life...and my grandfather is on top of that small list...

A Few To Giggle...
"Hello, baby," breathed the obscene phone caller. "If you can guess what's in my hand, I'll give you some." "Listen," said the woman, nonplussed, "If you can hold it in one hand, I'm not interested." ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -------- Sex between a man and a woman can be wonderful, provided you get between the right man and the right woman. ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -------- A new law was recently passed in North Carolina so that when a couple gets divorced, they're still brother and sister. ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -------- Two lawyers are leaving the office. "I can't wait to get home," says one of them. "As soon as I walk in the door, I'm going to rip my wife's panties right off." "I know the feeling," the other says. "No, I'm serious," says the first. "They're killin

Perfect Woman
William Wordsworth. 1770–1850 Perfect Woman SHE was a phantom of delight When first she gleam'd upon my sight; A lovely apparition, sent To be a moment's ornament; Her eyes as stars of twilight fair; Like twilight's, too, her dusky hair; But all things else about her drawn From May-time and the cheerful dawn; A dancing shape, an image gay, To haunt, to startle, and waylay. I saw her upon nearer view, A Spirit, yet a Woman too! Her household motions light and free, And steps of virgin liberty; A countenance in which did meet Sweet records, promises as sweet; A creature not too bright or good For human nature's daily food; For transient sorrows, simple wiles, Praise, blame, love, kisses, tears, and smiles. And now I see with eye serene The very pulse of the machine; A being breathing thoughtful breath, A traveller between life and death; The reason firm, the temperate will, Endurance, foresight, strength, and skill; A perfect

Tribute To My Grandad
I love you so much, you were the one man in my life who made me smile, who loved me with out no barriers, i miss you so much grandad, but i know youre happy, i know youre still puffing away on youre pipe you loved so much, nana was always telling you off lol,i remember how you`d love walking around youre garden, do you remember the little tame robin, it use to fly down near you, and you`d give it some bread, and you`d whistle to it,,and it would reply haha!!. when i was a lil girl, i remember sat on youre knee, and you`d love wearing your trilbee hat,and youre pip always smoking it, do you remember taht time, i said,"grandad, can i have a go, and i did, and nearly was sick, but you did it to teach me a lesson..lol I so miss you,so so much, i still have the news paper from 1979 when somew one burnt youre shop down, of you standing out side youre shop, pipe in youre mouth,you`d had that shop as a young man,it was youre life..but uncle david let you work in his, you were a very good sal

Rules Of Drunk Dialing
1. Only drunk dial when you are drunk. Everything else is false advertisement. 2. It is okay to call someone 27 times in one night. If you don't remember it, it didn't happen. 3. If you are going to drunk dial a family member, say something nice. Example: "Mom I'm @ EXIT and they're playing our song. I love you." -*HI MOM! I love you!* 4. Dirty talk while drunk dialing is always preferred. Who doesn't want to hear your best raspy, phone sex voice at 5 in the A.M. asking to bend them over something?! 5. Voicemails are always better. This way your friend can let their friends have fun at your expense for days, even weeks to come. 6. Drunk texting is alright... If you are prepared to read what you wrote the next day when you are sober. 7. It is definitely a good idea to call all of your exs and remind them that you were the best lover they've ever had and everything they know, they learned from you. This way you can sleep well at night. 8. You can also call the same e

Ummmmmmmm I'm Gross
You Are 52% Gross You're more than a little gross, but probably no more gross than the average person. Maybe it's time to drop some of those disgusting habits that could eventually embarrass you! How Gross Are You?

Soul Mates
Two souls connected Before they ever meet Two hearts joined as one Getting closer with every beat Noone can know The sadness you feel When one cannot see The wound that won't heal It's deep and it's open Till love finds it's way To bring them together Knowing it'll happen some day Tears cried for each day That they haven't been whole But joy finds it's way Into both of their souls With each passing day As time marches on Feeling and knowing Their love growing strong Hoping and praying That time passes by Ever so quickly Still questioning why Never knowing the answers But, knowing God has a plan Keeps their love going Till they are hand in hand. ©Tammy Reed November 2006

Help With A Click...this Is Near And Dear To Me
as found on:http://www.snopes.com/inboxer/charity/mammogram.asp Claim: You can help disadvantaged women in America obtain free mammograms simply by clicking a button on a web site. Status: True. Examples: [Collected on the Internet, 2000] Let this be your good deed for today ... it only takes a second. Go to the site below. All you do is click a button and a woman gets a free mammogram at no cost to you. It is paid for by corporate sponsors (who gain advertising in the process because you see their logo). All you do is go to the site and click on the free button. It takes one-second. However, you're only allowed one donation so please pass the word. http://www.thebreastcancersite.com Origins: Over the last few years we've seen many a purportedly altruistic appeal circulate on the Internet, each one claiming you could donate money to a worthy cause or right some terrible injustice — at no cost to you — merely by taking some simple action, such as f

Too Busy For A Friend...
Too Busy for a Friend... One day a teacher asked her students to list the names of the other students in the room on two sheets of paper, leaving a space between each name. Then she told them to think of the nicest thing they could say about each of their classmates and write it down. It took the remainder of the class period to finish their assignment, and as the students left the room, each one handed in the papers. That Saturday, the teacher wrote down the name of each student on a separate sheet of paper, and listed what everyone else had said about that individual. On Monday she gave each student his or her list. Before long, the entire class was smiling. "Really?" she heard whispered. "I never knew that I meant anything to anyone!" and, "I didn't know others liked me so much." were most of the comments. No one ever mentioned those papers in class again. She never knew if they discussed them after class or with their parents, but it didn't matter. The exercise h

Black Promises
Everythings moving backwards Its been that way for so long When all my cries like butterflies Drift slowly away I cant relate to no one Sifting through all my so called friends Aint what I like to do But give or take my wreckage past Dies slowly away And now the battles begun Black promises Face down in a hole, Im sinkin below Till I face myself Im letting go, so on with the show Till I face myself Nevermind all the pity I rattle on all the snakes I knew I chewed the bone, got criticized And hid all the pain Beneath it all I still face the same face Black promises

Update?
hi all. been too busy working for a while. so didnt have time to rate any pics etc let alone do some work on this profile and add more pics. hope to have a bit more time this week. just leaves me with a dillema.... catch up on some pic rating or finally update my profile and pics

Unseen Evil
The best kind of evil is the kind that is seemingly innocent. LOL. Like me. I dress normal and look like such a nice mommy. Put on a hell of a show for the other parents in the neighborhood. But I am very twisted and love the dark side. To quote Disturbed " one twisted little fuck, wanna get psycho with me".Shhhhh don't tell the PTO. ;)

Confusion
I had a dream last night. It so unnerved me that I am still trying to shake it from my mind. It wasn't necessarily a bad/nightmere. Well in someways to me it was. Its hard to write down my feelings about it. The dream brought back a lot of old feelings that I had thought put to rest years ago. I am not happy to have them brought back to the surface again. I never imagined myself being faced with all these emotions of someone that I am better off without. The fear of this person over rides any other emotion I may ever have of them. I never in my life had a man lay a hand to me in anger till he came into my life. I never had to deal with the abuses I took from him in my life till he came into it. I have blocked a lot of the abuse out of my mind in order to survive right after his attempt to kill me. I am now reliving some of the abuse in my mind again. Yet now after this dream all the old feelings of love that I had for him came back. The man that I thought he was, was

Signs That You Are Too Drunk
Signs That You are Too Drunk You lose arguments with inanimate objects. You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the earth. Your job is interfering with your drinking. Your doctor finds traces of blood in your alchohol stream. Your career won’t progress beyond Senator from Massachusetts. The back of your head keeps getting hit by the toilet seat. You sincerely believe alchohol is the elusive 5th food group. 24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case - coincidence? I think not! Two hands and just one mouth.. - now THAT’S a drinking problem! You can focus better with one eye closed. The parking lot seems to have moved while you were in the bar. You fall off the floor.. Your twin sons are named Barley and Hops. Hey, 5 beers has just as many calories as a burger, screw dinner! Mosquitoes catch a buzz after attacking you. At AA meetings you begin: ‘Hi my name is.. uh..’ Your idea of cutting back is less salt. You wake up in t

Random Things That Make My Heart Skip A Beat!
These are random things that just brighten my day. 1. Running a squeegy across a wet window 2. The sound a vaccum makes when it picks up a penny 3. A rainbow (it makes me feel 6 years old again) 4. The huge paint splatter on the Infinity commercial 5. The old and musty smell of my grandmother's closet 6. Saying "See, I was right" 7. The soft kiss a wine bottle makes when opened correctly. 8. Static Cling 9. The smell of gasoline 10. Watching him smoke that first cigarette in the morning.

Texas Cowboy Sex
COWBOY SEX... Prior to her trip to Texas, Buffy (a New Yorker) confided to her co-workers she had three goals for her trip to the Lone Star State: 1. She wanted to taste some real Texas Bar-B-Que. 2. She wanted to take in a bona fide rodeo. And.. 3. She wanted to have sex with a real cowboy. Upon her return, the girls were curious as to how she fared. Let me tell you, they have a tree down there called a Mesquite and when they slow cook that brisket over that Mesquite, it's ooooh so good. The taste is unbelievable! And I went to a real rodeo. Talk about athletes those guys wrestle full grown bulls! They ride horses at a full gallop, then jump off the horses and grab the bull by the horns and throw them to the ground! It is just incredible! They then asked, Well tell us, did you have sex with a real cowboy?" Are you kidding? When I saw the outline of the condom they carry in the back pocket of their jeans, I changed my mind!"

Missing Soldier From Fort Campbell Please Read!!!
Most of you on my friends list I speak to quite frequently and some of you are very dear friends of mine. Now I am banking on that friendship as I am in need. My friend Jessiah has gone missing, it has been 5 days now and there is no sign of him anywhere. He has recently come home from Iraq, and we fear he may be suffering some post-traumatic stress syndrome or something. He has a wife, who is the sweetest girl you will ever meet, and a young son, who are both in Washinton right now and pretty much powerless to do anything down here. He has not used his cell phone or credit cards, his car is parked in the same spot it has been in......we are in fear of his life. He was last seen leaving Kickers, which is in a pretty bad area of town and right by the river. He has been listed on the National Missing Persons Database and yesterday his case was assigned to a detective. PLEASE HELP US! Go take a look at his profile, his URL is http://www.myspace.com/jessiahjameson. If anyone has ANY inform

Over And Over Over And Over I Fall For You
I feel it everyday it's all the same It brings me down but I'm the one to blame I've tried everything to get away So here I go again Chasing you down again Why do I do this? Over and over, over and over I fall for you Over and over, over and over I try not to It feels like everyday stays the same It's dragging me down and I can't pull away So here I go again Chasing you down again Why do I do this? Over and over, over and over I fall for you Over and over, over and over I try not to Over and over, over and over You make me fall for you Over and over, over and over You don't even try So many thoughts that I can't get out of my head I try to live without you, every time I do I feel dead I know what's best for me But I want you instead I'll keep on wasting all my time Over and over, over and over I fall for you Over and over, over and over I try not to Over and over, over and over You make me fall for you Over and over, over and over You don't

On The Ground I Lay Motionless In Pain
On the ground I lay Motionless in pain I can see my life flashing before my eyes Dead I fall asleep Is this all a dream Wake me up, I'm living a nightmare I will not die (I will not die) I will survive I will not die, I'll wait here for you I feel alive, when you're beside me I will not die, I'll wait here for you In my time of dying On this bed I lay Losing everything I can see my life passing me by Was it all too much Or just not enough Wake me up, I'm living a nightmare I will not die (I will not die) I will survive I will not die, I'll wait here for you I feel alive, when you're beside me I will not die, I'll wait here for you In my time of dying I will not die, I'll wait here for you I feel alive, when you're beside me I will not die, I'll wait here for you In my time of dying I will not die, I'll wait here for you I feel alive, when you're beside me I will not die, I'll wait here for you In my time of dying

Still At The Library!
Hey CT people. To any one who actually reads my blogs, I am still stuck going to the libarary to get online. I do not get to go everyday like i would like to, SO if we talk her on LC you can still message me, it is just gonna take a while for me to get back to you. To anyone new reading this, check me out, rate me, and whem I sign on i'll do the same for you. So hope life is going good for all of you on the TAP. oh HAPPY THANKSGIVING!

For My Husband.r.i.p.
This is for my husband who I lost in May..We were married for 20 years..Those of you that I talk to on a regular basis have been wonderful to me..I had dedicated a song to my bestfriends who have stuck by me through everything..He was my friendmy confidante,my lover,my world..I loved him and he loved me..And for the time we had together I'm grateful..But I also know that life does have to move on..It's been hard and harder still with the holidays coming up..I'm not doing this because I'm depressed or anything like that,I'm doing it as a memorial to him.. I MISS YOU VERNON JACOBS AND I WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU..R.I.P.UNTIL WE MEET AGAIN.. YOUR LOVE MARY Music Video:LIVE LIKE YOU WERE DYING (by Tim McGraw)Music Video Code provided by Video Code Zone

The Full Story Of The Missing Ft Campbell Soldier
From a fellow military wife. She and her son are in Washington, her husband is stationed here at Ft. Campbell. Please repost and pass along till he is found. November 18 My husband Jesse has been missing now for about 48 hours. He missed his 2nd day of work today in processing from Iraq and is now considered AWOL. He supposedly went to the hospital yesterday to the social work clinic for an appointment at 4pm. Who knows if he actually WENT though and the clinics are closed on weekends. The military police are looking for him, too. He has not tried to use his debit card and his car is in the same spot as it was 2 days ago. I am VERY worried about him so PLEASE pray that he is okay. I am worried he is having some kind of post traumatic stress disorder problem or something like that because I don't think he would do this...I have exhausted all my resources and don't know what else to do except wait. Please just keep him in your thoughts. I would be lost without him and Jessiah keeps a

Christmas Cake Recipe
Ingredients: 1 cup of water 1 tsp baking soda 1 cup of sugar 1 tsp salt 1 cup of brown sugar lemon juice 4 large eggs nuts bottle Vodka 2 cups of dried fruit Sample the vodka to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the vodka again. To be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink. Repeat. Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point it's best to make sure the vodka is shtill OK. Try another cup ... just in case Turn off the mixerer. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Pick fruit off floor. Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers pry it loose with a drewscriver. Sample the vodka to check for tonsisticity. Next, sift two cups of salt. Or something. Who giveshz a shit. Check the vodka. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a s

Grab Bag
DAILY SPIRITUAL JOKE Spiritual Jokes A little boy was overheard praying: "Lord, if you can't make me a better boy, don't worry about it. I'm having a real good time like I am." DAILY SHORT SPIRITUAL STORY The Little Soul and the Sun - Part 1 There once was a soul who knew itself to be the light. This was a new soul and so, anxious for experience. "I am the light" it said. "I am the light" Yet all the knowing of it and all the saying of it, could not substitute for the experience of it. And in the realm from which this soul emerged, there was nothing but the light. Every soul was grand and every soul was magnificent and every soul shone with the brilliance of God's awesome light. So the little soul was as a candle in the sun. In the midst of the grandest light, of which it was part, it could not see itself, nor experience itself as Who and What it really is. Now it came to pass that this soul yearned and yearned to know itself. So great was

Queensryche - Another Rainy Night (without You)
Don't slam the door on your way out Don't leave without saying goodbye Another long distance night alone You leave me wanting, always leave me wanting more Last word today, coming home to stay? Wouldn't that be nice, for awhile? But now my take-out food is growing cold And the candle's burned a hole in the floor and I'm Still waiting for the ring of the phone I'm all alone And it's another rainy night without you Guess I'll leave the light on for you It's just another rainy night without you Listen, there's a foghorn blowing from the coast tonight Remember makin' love in the rain? Strange how laughter looks like crying with no sound Raindrops taste like tears without the pain I'm not much without you, can't leave if I wanted to Maybe that's why you stay around But tonight I'll sit here tending the fire And pace the floor one hundred times in an hour, and Check the voice-mail for a message you've called (-You have no new messages in your mailbox-) I'

Chocolate Mousse Torte
Ingredients: * 2/3 cup butter or margarine, softened * 1 cup sugar * 3 eggs * 1-1/2 teaspoons vanilla extract * 2 cups all-purpose flour * 2/3 cup HERSHEY'S Cocoa or HERSHEY'S SPECIAL DARK Cocoa * 1-1/2 teaspoons baking powder * 1/2 teaspoon baking soda * 1-1/3 cups milk * CHOCOLATE MOUSSE FILLING(recipe follows) Directions: 1. Heat oven to 350°F. Line 15-1/2x10-1/2x1-inch jelly-roll pan with foil; grease and flour foil. 2. Beat butter and sugar in large bowl until creamy. Add eggs and vanilla; beat well. Stir together flour, cocoa, baking powder and baking soda; gradually add to butter mixture, alternately with milk, beating until well blended. Spread batter into prepared pan. 3. Bake 15 to 20 minutes or until wooden pick inserted in center comes out clean. Cool 10 minutes. Invert onto wire rack; carefully peel off foil. Cool completely. 4. Prepare CHOCOLATE MOUSSE FILLING. Trim edges from cake; cut cake crosswise into 4

Going Under
My own ponderings seem dim and dreary And my soul’s engraved on these pale walls Nightmares embed their miseries Death’s memories through haunting halls Drowning deeper when my heart falls Broken bonds through strenuous seas Wasted years teardrops surrender Lethal fears I’m going under I'm going under I'll cry beneath your Heaven’s view But I’ll find no cure My pain inside will die anew I'm going under I’m told you have the faith of two How some do I often wonder I’m going under Love notes etched upon paper thin hearts You’ve given false perscriptions to refill Faithless souls seep lip service starts Underneath I breathe for you still As you impose your final will In the end I’ll be tainted parts Wasted years teardrops surrender Lethal fears I’m going under I'm going under I’ll cry beneath your Heaven’s view But I’ll find no cure My pain inside will die anew I'm going under If you can have the faith for two How some

Darling !
A gentle word like a spark of light, Illuminates my soul And as each sound goes deeper, It's YOU that makes me whole There is no corner, no dark place, YOUR LOVE cannot fill And if the world starts causing waves, It's your devotion that makes them still And yes you always speak to me, In sweet honesty and truth Your caring heart keeps out the rain, YOUR LOVE, the ultimate roof So thank you my Love for being there, For supporting me, my life I'll do the same for you, you know, My Beautiful, Darling lady

Fair
Bright colored lights and flashing smiles. I stand, five years old, and full of life. One day of happiness. Five Years Down The Road Again, bright lights and flashing smiles. Fast rides and laughter all around me. I sit in the backseat of a cold car, staring at it. Only wishing I were there. "Mommy, can we go to the fair?" "No" One Year Down The Road It's back and still here I sit. In the backseat of a cold car Watching all the laughter I imagine I'm there. No words spoken. The lights fade from my eyes. * this poem is about growing up too fast and how it feels. the lights should never fade from a child's eyes... ever.

Happy Thanksgiving.
To all my friends... Happy Turkey Day. :D I hope that everyone enjoys this day with their families and that you all stay safe. Eat to your hearts' content, drink, be merry, and sleep it off before going out. Don't want any of you getting hurt or worse out there. Take care all. :)

Tryptophan Blues
Another year almost at an end and everthings the same but everything has changed. Just almost another year older, wiser, colder and sadder. My life is amazing, it shows me nothing but wonderment, however the ringing bell of solitude is deafening. I walk the leaf-strewn streets wondering what went wrong or why the ones I do meet are hopeless psychotics. Girls so damaged from previous relationships that they have no idea how to act when I open the door for them, or give them a flower just because. These are the times I savor my lonliness. I've wasted so much time searching for that missing someone in my life that I've lost touch of everything else about me. My writing, my creativity, just about my soul. Well this is the end, or rather the beginning. From here till the end of the year I'll be making preparations for the new year. Writing my final blogs and whatnot that express what's happened to me in the past few years, and then starting January 1, I will be that person no more. I will

I Screwed Up Again...
About 2 years ago I brought the subject of swinging. He didn't like the idea of sharing me. Well I understood and didn't bring it up again untill yesterday. I was planing on going to my friend Tricia's house. Well every woman my husband has been with has cheated on him. Well in the back of his head he just thinks I am going somewhere and "fun fucking". I told him I wouldn't do that without his permission. But that yeah I would if he said I could because I just would like something different. Well needless to say I hurt his feelings. But he says that I can. No I feel like a complete ass. But I am not unhappy with our sex life. I just was something different every now and again. I love him and want to spend the rest of my life with him. What is a girl to do. I hate myself for saying this, but i would sleep with another man. I just don't see if difference if he would let me sleep with another woman. Hmmm I guess I have alot to think about.

Teaching The Parrot Right From Wrong
Carol received a parrot for her birthday. This parrot was fully grown with a bad attitude and worse vocabulary. Every other word was an expletive. Those that weren't expletives were, to say the least rude. Carol tried hard to change the bird's attitude and was constantly saying polite words, playing soft music, anything she could think of to try and set a good example... Nothing worked. She yelled at the bird and the bird got worse. She shook the bird and the bird got more angry and more rude. Finally, in a moment of desperation, Carol put the parrot in the freezer. For a few moments she heard the bird squawking, kicking, and screaming - then suddenly there was quiet. Carol was frightened that she might have hurt the bird and quickly opened the freezer door. The parrot calmly stepped out onto Carol's extended arm and said: "I'm sorry that I might have offended you with my language and action and I ask your forgiveness. I will endeavor to correct my behavior." Carol was astonished

Do You Think Illeagle Imegration Doesn't Hurt Anyone?read This!!!
If this doesn't open your eyes... nothing will! From the L.A. Times 1. 40% of all workers in L.A. County ( L.A. County has 10.2 million people) are working for cash and not paying taxes. This was because they are predominantly illegal immigrants, working without a green card. 2. 95% of warrants for murder in Los Angeles are for illegal aliens. 3. 75% of people on the most wanted list in Los Angeles are illegal aliens. 4. Over 2/3 of all births in Los Angeles County are to illegal alien Mexicans on Medi-Cal, whose births were paid for by taxpayers. 5. Nearly 25% of all inmates in California detention centers are Mexican nationals here illegally. 6. Over 300,000 illegal aliens in Los Angeles County are living in garages. 7. The FBI reports half of all gang members in Los Angeles are most likely illegal aliens from south of the border. 8. Nearly 60% of all occupants of HUD properties are illegal. 9. 21 radio stations in L.A. are Spani

Day After ..
So its the day after thanksgiving...busiest shopping day over the year blah blah blah...How many of you nuts were out there at 5 o clock this morning getting those *cough cough* oh so amazing *cough cough* deals? Not me...I did it one year and I'll NEVER do it again..People around here are a buncha Psychos -Worse than usual. Anyways..I'm going back through my list again today and deleting peoples from it.

Xxx
This is for Princess. =)~ I wanted to be more graphic, but this is what I have off the top of my head. Gimmie a few days to think of a good one. Sorry for puncuation errors and or spelling...enjoy......... She's spending the night with me. I haven't seen her in ages. My best friend in the whole world. My palms are sweaty and my stomach is in knots. I can't wait to see her. She walks in the door looking absolutly beautiful. Long dak hair. Silky and blowing in the wind. Her beautiful brown eyes expertly lined with just enough black eyeliner. Lips full and red. Her ample breasts sit high atop her chest. I can see her nipples hardening. I don't know how long i can take it. Pillow fights, touching here and there, it's making me crazy. I don't think she knows I want her. Time for sleep. She lays down next to me. Oh she smells so good. Staring at her naked back, oh I want to touch her soft skin. I am getting so aroused laying here. She will be asleep in a

Tell Me Your Favorite Kiss..........
Below you will find a variety of kiss types. If you find some that catch your fancy, feel free to try them :-) Butterfly Kiss - With your faces less than a breath away, open and close your eyelids against your partners. If done correctly, the fluttering sensation will match the one in your heart. Cheek Kiss - A friendly, "I really like you" kiss. Often the preferred kissing method of a first date. With your hands on your partner's shoulders, gently brush your lips across her cheek. Earlobe Kiss - Gently sip and suck the earlobe. Avoid louder sucking noises as ears are sensitized noise detectors. Eskimo Kiss - With your faces less than a breath apart, gently rub your noses together. Eye Kiss - Hold your partner's head with both hands and slowly move their head in the direction you wish your kiss to go... then slowly kiss up towards your partner's eyes and give them a tender kiss on top of their closed eyes. Eyelid Kiss - While your p

My 1st Entry
As anyone who has read my profile info will know I am a great fan of all things to do with BBW , no matter if its chat groups. info web pages or with ladys with real curves in real like I just am in luv with it. Am starting this blog with the hope that like minded friends who I have met here over the recent weeks will join me here and add there thoughts and desires about there lives and hopes, cause I plan to do just that with my own posts to this blog over the coming months. Please read my profile info and see what I am into and we can get this rolling along and am hoping that we can grow as a group of like minded souls and add each other to our friends and fan lists and our own personal online chats away from here, distance is not an issue its all about our shared interests.

Jus Read It!
This is not a joke... If you can pass, you can safely turn on your ignition key again and cancel your annual eye examination... Can you find the "C" ??? (Good exercise for the eyes!) OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Once you've found the C.......... Find the 6! 9999999999999999999999999999999999 999999999

Ya Just Never Know...
Recouping from one of the best scenes of my life so far! OH! how i wish i could tell! But, that would make me a bad little slut now wouldn't it. Have a great Saturday and get out! Ya just never know...

Thoughts
When life gives you lemons, make orange juice… Sometimes I wish that things could be easy. I wish that things could be defined in terms of black & white, right & wrong or even start & finish. Sadly this is not the case. There are no definitive answers, no cut and dry. The truth is, everything in the world is complex, one event dependant on some previous action or one person's reality dependent on some one else's. There is a fine line between losing oneself and adaptation. Both have a negative connotation but in fact only one is truly a negative. Adaptation is great provided you never forget who you are. Now here is the REALLY fucked up part---You'd better be sure of whom you are BEFORE you try to adapt. Example: You can in some cases substitute Limes for Lemons and vice versa but you cannot substitute a lemon with an orange. Yes they are in fact both fruits, both citrus for that matter, but very different in taste so therefore a trade is usually out of the question. If by some s

The Oral Caress
The Oral Caress by Robert W. Birch Copyright 2001 Cradled between your tender thighs I lift you to my mouth. The abundance of your wetness greets me and my mouth overflows with your warm essence. Your sweet taste is on my tongue and your fragrance delights my senses. No gentle lick this visit. No bashful cautious approach For I wish to consume you. Push against my hungry mouth As the tip of my tongue slides up the slippery furrow that welcomes me between rows of delicate pink petals. Thrust against my generous tongue. Show me the power of your desire for my oral caress. My exploring tongue lifts the hood and finds your smooth firm pearl. You squeal in that unique way, signaling that I have found your special spot. I harden in response. My jaws protests what my open mouth provides but I am unrelenting in my gift, intent only on your fulfillment. I feel your body tense, and you are quiet now... Concentrating... bearing down.

Rip Out The Wings Of A Butterfly
"Wings Of A Butterfly" by HIM... go listen on my page!! They're awesome!! Heaven ablaze in our eyes We're standing still in time The blood on our hands is the wine We offer as sacrifice Come on, and show them your love Rip out the wings of a butterfly For your soul, my love Rip out the wings of a butterfly For your soul This endless mercy mile We're crawling side by side With hell freezing over in our eyes Gods kneel before our crime Come on lets show, them your love Rip out the wings of a butterfly For your soul, my love Rip out the wings of a butterfly For your soul (Rip out the wings of a butterfly) Don’t let go (Rip out the wings of a butterfly) For your soul Come on, and show them your love Rip out the wings of a butterfly For your soul, my love Rip out the wings of a butterfly For your soul (Rip out the wings of a butterfly) Don’t let go (Rip out the wings of a butterfly) [x2] For your soul

This Place
Take me away from this place, I'l starting to pace Take my pain away I can't look at my own face! It seems everyday, the same thing I say Forgive me for the lies and gossip Forgive me for the drama Please God, take me away! I can't take the questions I don't have the answers to It feels so good when I'm with you But when your gone, I turn blue Forgive me for the lies and gossip Forgive me for the drama Please God, take me away! Why do we have to be apart, when we want to be together? Even if it's in the dark Do you still have my feather? Forgive me for the lies and gossip Forgive me for the drama Please God, take me away! I give you things, I ask you questions If it's the truth, I wont ask again, If it's the truth....AMEN! Forgive me for the lies and gossip Forgive me for the drama PLEASE God, TAKE ME AWAY!!!

The Lonely Soul
The lonely soul wanders Alone in the walks of life No other soul as his companion The lonely soul wanders Alone in the daybreak He does his duties In the walks of life The lonely soul wanders Alone in the life He meets many other souls Who comes to be Unfit for the lonely soul The lonely soul wanders As the days pass by The lonely soul became More lonely, with no other souls as his companion The lonely soul wanders Alone in the walks of life The lonely soul decides Not to die, but to face LIfe in all its hardships The lonely soul wanders

Wind It Up
"Wind It Up" by Gwen Stefani.. if this don't get your ass up and dancing.. I don't know what will...hehehe High on the hills with the lonely goatherd, lay-od-lay-od-lay-he-hoo Yodell back with the girl and goatherd, lay-od-lay-od-low Wind it up Wind it up, uh, uh, uh, uh Yodellay, yodallay, yodal-low (Yeah) This is the key that makes us wind up When the beat comes on, the girls all line up And the boys all look, but no, they can't touch But the girls want to know why the boys like us so much They like the we dance, they like the way we work They like that way that L.A.M.B. is going across my shirt They like the way my pants, it compliments my shape (She's crazy, right?) They like the way we react everytime we dance Everytime the bass bangs, realize it calls your name Let the beat wind you up, and don't stop till your time is up Get in line now Wind it up, uh, uh, uh, uh Wind it up, uh, uh, uh, uh Yodellay, yodallay, yodal-low You've got to let the bea

Force
It doesn't come from my heart, my hand, my brain It comes from my gut Like a sharp uppercut With such devistating force, That I can feel it push between my ribs, and under my breastplate Spewing blood, bile, and words Even though it's so powerful, it feels like it can kill me I would surely choke and die on my own words left unformed I do not force my words My words force their way through me

Mia
ok, i am going to be MIA for a couple of days. i may pop on during that time i'm not sure. i know i know, you all are going to miss my insane ranting, bitching, and things that chap my ass, but when i get back i'm sure i will have a whole new set for ya. i am going to be at a hospitol, so YOU KNOW i'm going to have some good rants out of that...rofl lmfao

Scout-n-skip Chapter 2 Jury Duty
JURY DUTY CH2 Tap..... Tap..... Tap..... Tap..... Tap..... Tap...... Scout I'm trying to sleep in here. What ya want? Officer Mr.. Uh.... Scout. Is that right? Scout That's what the Lupine's called me. Or was it !@#%$%^^? Does't matter cuz Skippy says I don't say it right. Officer Um. Right. I'm here about your petition to be selected for Jury Duty. Scout Yeah? Skippy will be thrilled. He's so anxious to win his first case. Officer I don't know a Mr... um. Skippy. Is he a lawyer? What firm does he belong to? Scout Well, he isn't as firm as he used to be. He lost a lot of stuffing when we wuz looking for that ticket. Officer I have no idea what you are talking about (And don't want to know). Now, about your petition. You do realize that signing your own name five thousand times in green crayon is not admissible in court. Scout I have a red crayon? Would that help? The others melted when I burned down the theatre. Did you know th

Sms Expresses Love & Relationship
Money says EARN me lot,Time says PLAN me lot,Flower says LOVE me lot,Study says LEARN me lot,SMS says SEND me lot,& I say REMEMBER me lot… Relationship is like a Garden. It’s beautiful when watered with…love, hugs, tears & cheers.But it dries up if left untouched…so pls keep in touch… Great people talk about ideas, Average people talk about things, Small people talk about other people, And Legends never talk, they send SMS…

Moving Beyond Appearances
Softening Judgment It is our natural inclination to judge people, since it happens without our even thinking about it. We take one look and summarize a whole person-overweight, pretty, stylish, sloppy. This habit comes from the mind's need to categorize the world in order to be able to function without becoming overwhelmed. When we judge, we are looking for pertinent information, trying to determine whether the person approaching is a threat, an ally, or someone we don't need to worry about. This way of looking at people makes sense in a dangerous context, but in our daily lives it leads to an overly simplistic reading of the people we meet. If you have ever judged someone dismissively, only to have them become a dear friend once you got to know them, you know the hazards of the judgment cycle firsthand. An experience like that may have led you to soften your natural tendency to believe your first impressions. We will always notice things about the people we meet, but as we becom

Dommes And Lesbianism
I just noticed there was a comment from someone asking if I was a lesbian. I do happen to be bisexual, but the only thing they could use to gauge that was my photo and profile. My guess is that some people don't realize a woman can love sex, love men, but still be Dominant? What a surprise. I happen to adore men, that's why I keep two of them.

Mission
Mission I have a mission. I have come to kill you. Or have you kill yourself for me. I will play mind games with you. I will control your mind. You will be mine. Once I have you Your dead. I will use charm, guilt, beguile. Anything to hook you. Then I will leave. While watching you from afar. As you slowly disintergrate from the inside out. If it doesnt work the first time. I will come back and start all over again until it does work. copyrighted by Erin Tomasek And no this is not how i am but how i felt like when someone played me

True Friendship
True Friendship Are you tired of those sissy-ass "friendship" poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship: 1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad. 2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you. 3. When you smile -- I will know you finally got laid. 4. When you are scared-- I will rag on you about it every chance I get. 5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining. 6. When you are confused -- I will use little words. 7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have. 8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass. 9. This is my oath..... I pledge it to the end. "Why?" you may ask; "because you are my friend". Send this

Love Is My Illusion
I'm no longer, much of a believer, My scars have weakened my faith, My highlights was deceiving paintings, With demons discovered too late. But yet a thing called hope, Refuses to let me go, I hear the whispers that say: You’ve got to believe in love. The dreamer convinces the realist, Leaving an opening in my shield, Again my soul stands naked, Unprotected in the battlefield. Another sword goes trough me, I’m wounded ,the war is over, Reality yells out laud: What were you thinking girl, Were you sober? How many falls will it take, To understand you’re not much worth, It’s been proven again and again, Since your mother gave you birth, What the hell is wrong with you, Do you enjoy this, getting hurt? What pink cloud were you counting on, Do you know you’re on planet earth? Now tell me baby, How much is this illusion worth? Copyright © 2006 by C Hottran

Im In Thailand And Your Not!
26th May 2006 1:43 AM Hello guys, been to a few places since last update so a fair amount to tell. Leaving tokyo was a bit of a pain, filght was at 10 and had to do various stuff like checkout, get cash and get to airport. so got up early but immediately our p,ans are foiled by the fact that we have to wait till 7 to get cash due to stupid japenese ATMs, mad dashing and much stress later we get to airport about 9:20, only to find our flight to Hong Kong has been delayed by 11 hours due to bad weather (later found out it was a typhoon over southern china) this would mena missing our connecting flight. but thankfully the air nippon guys got us on a direct flight to Bangkok which left at 11 that morining, so result there. Only spent one evening in Bangkok as we were getting pretty beech hungry and headed for Pattaya, cause we had heard so much about the place. now then...pattaya, they have a saying they are found of and have it on Tshirts and things "good guys go to heaven, ba

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What woman want in a Man? [ Well with age things change and same do these preferences ] What Women Want in a Man, Original List (age 22) 1. Handsome 2. Charming 3. Financially successful 4. A caring listener 5. Witty 6. In good shape 7. Dresses with style 8. Appreciates finer things 9. Full of thoughtful surprises 10. An imaginative, romantic lover ============ ========= ========= ======== What Women Want in a Man, Revised List (age 32) 1. Nice looking (prefer hair on his head) 2. Opens car doors, holds chairs 3. Has enough money for a nice dinner 4. Listens more than talks 5. Laughs at my jokes 6. Carries bags of groceries with ease 7. Owns at least one tie 8. Appreciates a good home-cooked meal 9. Remembers birthdays and anniversaries 10. Seeks romance at least once a week ============ ========= ========= ======== What Women Want in a Man, Revised List (age 42) 1. Not too ugly (bald head OK) 2. Doesn't drive off until I'm in the car 3. Works

I've Had Enough Bullshit
BUT NOW IM PIST WHO EVER IF FLAGGIN MY PICS NEEDS TO GROW SOME BALLS AN COME FORWARD I GOT FLAGGED YET MY SITE CLEARLY STATES ITS ADULT WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING GOING ON IT AND FLAGGING SHIT. AND WHEN I ASKED THE BOUNCER THAT FLAGGED ME WHO IT WAS BUT GET NO RESPONSE SO HOW THE FUCK AM I TO TALK TO THE PERSON IF IM NOT ABLE TO KNOW WHO THE FUCK IT IS. WHATS NEXT IM GONNA GET THE FUCKING BOOT? GO FOR IT !!!!!!! THEN THE WHOLE SITE CAN SEE WHAT ITS ABOUT ON THIS SITE. IF I AM NO LONGER ON THE SITE ALL YOU CHERRIES KNOW WHY TILL THEN I SEE YOU ALL ON HERE. GROW THE FUCK UP ASS HOLES IF YOU DONT LIKE WHAT YOU SEE GET THE FUCK OFF THE GOD DAMN SITE. QUIT ACTING LIKE A FUCKING CHILD YOU FUCKIN MORONS.

Shopping Tips From The Cat
Town House Crackers (light buttery crackers) Original ---------------------------- These crackers are great plain or with cheese. I love them with wine but one of my best loves on CherryTap can't drink wine - so I do not want to bring that sore subject up... For my shopping tips just email me at el_gotto@yahoo.com :)

Get A Free Dvd
Free DVD I am going to give away 10 Free DVDS The Title is Amateur Slut Girls If you would like to a chance to get a free dvd all you have to do is meet these simple things: Be On our Friend List Be Our Fan Leave at Least 1 Comment on Main Page Drop me a private message on this web site saying you did the above and you would like the DVD. On Sunday 12/2/2006 I will put all the names in a hat and Have one of my girls draw 10 names. If you are one of them I will contact you for your mailing address. You must be 18 Years of age!

What I Am Reading Now If U Understand It Lol
I am currently reading about; the Privately Owned Federal Reserve Bank, the New World Order, Reichstag Fires of the United States Government and the Loss of Civil Liberties, Illuminism, the Knights Templar, The Protocols of the Learned Elders of Zion, the Skull and Bones Fraternity, the Masonic sect, ancient religions of Egypt and Babylon, Occultism, the Bush family dealings and financial ties with the Third Reich and Adolf Hitler, the use of Depleted Uranium by the United States Military, the United Kindom's pending issuance of the National Identification Card, the United States controversial Real ID Act of 2005, One World Government, and the International Criminal Court. .............................................................. .............................................................. .....................................

A Not So Bad Afternoon!
Well this should be an interesting Journal Entry. Today my friend Tolen and i a long with a few others got to spend alittle guy time out and as Tolen and his usual behavour asked if we would like to get to see his ship and so i said why not. So we went aboard to go and get to see things from a sailors point of view. We picked on him alittle when we saw the laundry area and said so this is where all those gay porn video's are tapped LOL. It was a laugh if nothing else. But onto the point of all this. We got to see how it is to live one day in the day of the navy, It was deffinitly an interesting afternoon seeing how its done on the inside of a war ship. Nothing like i actually expected thats for sure. I don't think the X.O much liked me but the Captin and i had a laugh , Who said army and navy can't get along! I think that if i had known how interesting it had been before i might of actually joined the navy insted of the army lol. Mind you i am not much for the crampt quarte

Selective Abortions If The Baby Is A Girl
"...But the men and women in our technical age risk becoming victims of their own intellectual and technical achievements, ending up in spiritual barrenness and emptiness of heart:, said Pope Benedict XVI marked his first Christmas as pope. The 21st Century, technology is being used in this world to fashion a future without women, or with very few of them. Is this progress? The use of technology, devised to detect genetic abnormalities, to determine the s..e ..x of the child, only a few people were alarmed. The media was virtually unresponsive, The problem seemed restricted to the metros. We thought that only the better off could afford the technology. No one expected that within two decades, s..e..x-detection techniques would become so wide-spread, and affordable, that they would be available all over the world!!

New Info On Jessiah
http://www.newschannel5.com/Global/story.asp?S=5749610 NEW INFORMATION IS COMING OUT FINALLY!!!! THIS IS THE LINK TO THE STORY FROM THE VIGIL LAST NIGHT!!!!!!!!!! http://www.theleafchronicle.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20061201/NEWS01/612010348/1002

Dance In Dreams
Come sing me love songs as soft as falling snow Come dance in my dreams and never ever let me go Twirl me in love's limbs upon lands painted white Spin me Winter Wonderland on this cold clear night Kiss me in quiet promise of fairytales come true Embrace me in satin smile under skies of darker blue Let me gather the stars to sparkle in your eyes Let serendipity find us in shades of sultry sighs You're more than dreams that smile in my sleep You are more than wishes I'd buried so far so deep Wrapped in answered prayers you're a gift from up above Blessed in magical moments washed pure in all your love You are more than promises kept within passion's play More than happy moments that will never fade away

Lost In Tears
Sadness has come in your absense Open to you now feelings so intense Flowing through me my heart is weeping Secret sorrows I am now keeping You touched my heart deep inside Doors to my soul thrown open wide unguarded i'm left exposed and unsure through my tears this screen is a blur a leap of faith i took you on you made me smile until dawn .... know this now and never forget .... i loved you for a moment with all i had for its simpleness it cant be so bad. a.boudreaux 2006

$20.00
$20.00 On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter. In his highly aroused state, her husband readily agreed. This scenario was repeated each time they made love, for more than 30 years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to afford new clothes and other incidentals that she needed. Arriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find her husband in a very drunken state. During the next few minutes, he explain that his employer was going through a process of corporate downsizing, and he had been let go. It was unlikely that, at the age of 59, he’d be able to find another position that paid anywhere near what he’d been earning, and therefore, they were financially ruined. Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed more than thirty years of steady deposits and interest totaling nearly $1 million. Then she showed him certi

Wolf Song
As shadows darken across the land And nightfall is creeping nigh, I hear the waters whisper And hear the treetops sigh - In the distance, I hear the wolven song; A lonely, eerie cry - It echoes from the distance As though his soul would die. It haunts my soul with memories Some ancient chord has stirred, The memory of an ancient song With neither rhyme nor word. Awakening my soul once more To answer something deeper - My brother of the nightfall, You are my spirit keeper. Wolfhawke

Thank You.
chevymann!!!!!!!!!!@ CherryTAP I would like to thank this mouth breather for the ones and nasty comments that he gave me. This dumb fuck waste of space gave me a whole bunch of free cherry points with every one and rude comment that he gave me. He is another one of those people that added me as a friend telling me hot and sexy I was and how much he wanted me and my girlfriend. But when he was told we wern't interested he all of a sudden was not into cossdressers. Claiming he was straight. LOL!!! Yeah um, no take backs, sorry he likes cock, he already said it. Anyway, he is on ignore now and I took him off my friends list.

About My Art!
Hello! First I want to thank you for taking the time to look at my art work. I would like to tell you a bit about my work and why I chose this style. First I am an award winning artist. I have not had any professional training. I have been doing art work, drawing, painting and sketching for as long as I can remember. It gives me great pleasure to be creative with my work. I do not plan my drawings but instead let the creative energy come from where it will. I have spent any where from a few hours on some of the smaller ones to more than a week on the larger more detailed pieces. Years Ago I was told that I could never be an artist because I have a hereditary hand tremor that if you look closely you can see in some of my work. It takes me longer to complete these pieces because of that but I think, as well as others do that it adds to the character of them. I have sold many pieces over the years and I am proud of what I have accomplished. Yet these (Vandoodles) are my favorites becaus

Cream Filled Dream
Put some here don't forget there put some whipped cream everywhere! Put it all over the bed & walls in the bathroom and the halls Lets put it in each & every place On our bodies so we can taste Lets keep going and never stop Lets get some fruit to put on top Then lets eat each other up Cream filled dream

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Wal-mart Greeter
A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walks into Wal-Mart with her two kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. The Wal-Mart Greeter says, "Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart... Nice children you've got there - are they twins?" The ugly woman stops screaming long enough to say, "Hell no they ain't, the oldest one, he's 9 and the younger one, she's 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins?........ Do you really think they look alike?" "No", replies the greeter, "I just couldn't believe you got laid twice!"

Me And My Toy
My heart was still racing as I shut the door behind me, his smile still in my head. I stretched out on my bed with a silly grin on my face. I let my hands begin to wander, first teasing my nipples through my thin cotton T-shirt, making them hard, then moving down my flat tummy. As his laugh echoed in my mind, I let my fingers find the bottom hem of my shirt, pulled it up slowly, imagining it was his. I felt a moan escape my lips and slipped my hand into my panties finding my wet lips. I couldn't believe how wet I was, just from the power of his voice, oh and that smile. God that man is sexy. I closed my eyes and pictured him lying between my legs with a grin on his face. I ran my finger over my swollen clit and felt my body quiver. I began to make light circles around my clit, making sure to tease my opening with my middle finger. I moaned again, hearing his smooth voice in my head telling me he wanted to hear me cum. I quickened the pace with my fingers, changing between rubb

Hahaaaaaaa
Subject: SNOWBALL FIGHT!!I lOVE Snow, I lOVE CHRISTMAS, I LOVE IT ALL!! (nah, not really) The Time is coming !!Ho Ho HO Let it snow>~You have just been hit with blogged snow ball!~>It's the start of.....Snow Ball Fight 2006!! & 2007!!One rule to this game....You can NOT hit someone who has already hit you!Now...go out there and get as many people as you can,before they get you!I got you first! and you can't get me back!Nanee - Nanee - Nanee!(hehe)We do not stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing. NEVER BE THE FIRST TO GET OLD !!!!! __________________ROFPMSL__________________________>

Five Levels Of Hangovers
Five Levels of Hangovers One Star Hangover (*) No pain. No real feeling of illness. You're able to function relatively well. However, you are still parched. You can drink 5 cokes and still feel this way. For some reason, you are craving a steak & fries. Two Star Hangover (**) No pain, but something is definitely amiss. You may look okay, but you have the mental capacity of a staple gun. The coffee you are chugging is only increasing your rumbling gut which is still tossing around the fruity pancake from the 3:00 AM Waffle House excursion. There is some definite havoc being wreaked upon your bowels. Three Star Hangover (***) Slight headache. Stomach feels crappy. You are definitely not productive. Anytime a girl walks by you gag because her perfume reminds you of the flavored schnapps shots your alcoholic friends dared you to drink. Life would be better right now if you were home in your bed watching Lucy reruns. You've had 4 c

Just Think Of Me
When you start to feel lonely-and a little blue Just think of those words I have whispered to you Lips pressed gently against your ear I love you escapes for you to hear When you feel sadness- and thoughts start to change Remember our dreams that we plan to arrange When your laying in your bed and just can't sleep Feel my heart it's yours to keep Remember the smiles and what they'er about Just stay in focus whenever in doubt Anything else is simply not real Listen to your heart it hears how I feel And if you get tempted and start debating Be reminded again for you I am waiting When thoughts run wild and you start to wonder Just remember the sun shines after the thunder And when it gets hard and you want to give in Despite all opponents our love can win So hold your head high feel the rain through the drought Remember my love for you whenever in doubt...

Kay.
Ive had enough of the computer for one day. And its idioticy with people :) So im outta here for the time being. Ill check in later or tommorrow. I really just love people :) dont you. Im really thinking about deleting my account. And all my messangers. And only staying in contact with about 3 people. Cause im really sick of shit :) ♥ ♥ Have a great night.

Here I Am................................
Here I am, playing with Those memories again And just when I thought Time had set me free Those thoughts of you Keep taunting me Holding you A feeling I never outgrew Though each and every Part of me has tried Only you can fill That space inside So there's no sense pretending My heart, it's not mending Just when I thought I was over you Just when I thought I could stand on my own Oh, baby, those memories Come crashing through And I just can't Go on without you On my own, I've tried to Make the best of it alone I've done everything I can To ease the pain But only you can stop the rain I just can't live without you I miss everything about you Just when I thought I was over you Just when I thought Log on to kill this message. I could stand on my own Oh, baby, those memories Come crashing through And I just can't Go on without Go on without you It's just no good without you (Just when I thought I was over you) Without you (Just when

What Reindeer Are You?
http://www.blogthings.com/whichofsantasreindeerareyouquiz/ You Are Dancer Carefree and fun, you always find reasons to do a happy dance. Why You're Naughty: That dark stint you had as Santa's private dancer. Why You're Nice: You're friendly. Very friendly.

I Crave Your Mouth
I crave your mouth, your voice, your hair. Silent, starving I prowl through the streets. Bread does not nourish me, dawn disquiets me, I search the liquid sound of your steps all day. I hunger for your sleek laugh, For your hands the color of the wild grain, I hunger for the pale stones of your fingernails, I want to eat your skin like a whole almond. I want to eat the sunbeam flaring in your loveliness, The nose, sovereign of your arrogant face, I want to eat the fleeting shade of your lashes, And I walk hungry, smelling the twilight Looking for you, for your hot heart, Like a puma in the barren wilderness. Pablo Neruda

One Romantic Night
I sat back and wondered why I loved summer so much, as I gazed from my banana chair perched on top of the first dune back from the water. From there, I could see miles of white sand covered by just a couple of feet of water in most places, with a few deeper holes, ideal for a dip. Although this view is what I consider the most beautiful in the world, I closed my eyes and had a huge range of visual and emotional memories come flooding through my brain. I tried to remember my very first image of the beach and summer. I remembered when I must have been around four years old; playing in the back yard of the house I grew up in, in the small country town where I lived until I was ten. Summertime then meant an all-encompassing warmth, the freedom to take your shirt off, playing down by the river, setting up the kiddie pool and slippery dip in the back yard, staying up late, parties with friends of the family, and some time in the big city with a chance to go to th

Contest Now Open
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What Did I Get Into This Time
yes i entered i entered a contest. i kept hearing this about this pic so i said what the hell. if you agree vote for me, if not don't. i honestly don't think i'll win for i'm just an everyday joe. hopefully i get this stupid link thing right this time. and hopefully at least one or two people would bomb me, as funny as that sounds. click here to vote for me

I Got A Problem
Listen, I got a problem. I've been dating alot of goods girls lately and i am not satisfied. Honestly Im getting quite bored. Im a freak in the bed and the girls I've been dating (Im not a hoe) aren't up for the challenge. Alot of the things I like to do. Girls would think is taboo, or off limits. Is there any bad girls up for the Challenge? Let me know where you stand! Never know, you might be able to tame me. lol

I Got A New Comupter
well everyone i got a new comupter for christmas and i am happy about it and i am going to have fun with it. i am trying to install all the stuff again and it is a bitch but i am getting it . well talk to everyone soon.

Dear Friends
I again want to apologize for not showing the love you all deserve but i have been busy most of you know My husband and i are raising five kids and with the holidays here its hectic. So i have only been on is spurts. Please forgive me when it gets a little less hectic i will show you all the love youve been missing Erin

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Woooo About Me
Ultimate 'About Me'by Sooz_123001. What is Your Name? Natalie002. How old are you? 17003. What is the link to your website, blog, or myspace? www.myspace.com/syngeanceGeneral004. What is your height? about 5'8ish005. Do you have any siblings? yep one sister, who kicks ass006. What is your eye colour? Green and Brown007. What is your hair colour? Dark brown normally, but right now i have blonde in it aswell008. Do you wear glasses or contacts? Glasses009. Are you right handed or left handed? Right010. Do you have any piercings? My ear lobes x 3, my lebret once and a scaffold in my right ear.011. Do you smoke? No012. Do you swear? All the time, to much if you ask me013. Do you get along with your parents? I get along with my dad014. Your heritage English,Italian,Scottish,welsh and god knows whatelse.015. Your fears Clowns016. Goal you would like to achieve this year no point this years nealy over, but for next year, to become a veggie, and to actually attend college everyday.017. Most ov

Hello To U All
ok so i have a couple of things to say::.. first of can i say nice to see the drama and haterz are havin a lil break over xmas thanks i appreciate not having to deal with it for the last week :-), second my girl miss sherrie wow what a doll!! she always brings out the best in a person and love ya girl u rock !! umm thirdly im in a few contest *giggles* some i cant remember but i do remember the salute one so if u can show me some love i would appreciate it - feel free to comment bomb it ;-) and finally yes i think i ranted enough lol Merry CHristmas - the best time of year for family and friends to have a kick ass time !!!

Final Words Of A Dying Soul
I took this time To clear my mind With this tool of destruction and death So I spray it all Against the wall And breathe my final breath But before I'm away I smoke the pain And choke as it slides down Then I lie in death Emotionless Not a smile nor a frown And now I die But don't you cry And if you must, be brief I won't let you Let what I do Bring you any grief Tell my mother Tell my brother Tell them not to fret And just one wish Please grant me this I want you to forget... ...Me

Head & Shoulders
Two blonds were riding up an elevator. Long before reaching their floor, the elevator stopped and this really great looking guy got on. He smiled at the blonds, and reached over and hit the button for the next floor. Then he stood and admired the scenery while the elevator went up. When the door opened behind him, he smiled at the blondes, turned and went out the door. When he turned to leave, the blonds saw a large number of dandruff flakes down his back. The first blond turned to the second blond and said, " Eewweue!" The second blond said," Thats o.k. If I can get him home, I'll give him Head & Shoulders." The first blond asked, "How do you give Shoulders?"

Another Weekend Down The Tubes...
So, another saturday night has come and gone. Another party over. As I quietly (becuz of my hangover) cleaned up this morning I had time to reflect on the previous nights events. As I threw bottle after bottle away it also made me realize what a bunch of lushes my friends and I are! lol Anywho..seems like "Ex Bashing" was the theme of last nights soiree'. We all had our stories to tell, our advice to give. Along with being drunks, my friends and I all seem to have that uncanny ability to wear our hearts on our sleeves. Probably the biggest reason why most of us are where we are today. I know Im the worst person to be giving advice on love..to me "I love you" is an eight lettered word...just like "bullshit"! So my advice is probably best un-followed..lol Many bottles later, the shots were downed, I think we killed an entire lime grove lastnight;)..comments were given...suggestions made (some of which I kinda wish I hadnt made now *sighs*)...no one really made any progress...lol al

A Round For The House!;-)
A drunk walks into a bar and says, "Bartender, buy everyone in the house a drink, pour yourself one, and give me the bill." So, the bartender does just that, and hands the man the bill. The drunk says, "I haven't got it." The bartender slaps the guy around a few times then throws him out into the street. The very next day, the same drunk walks into the bar and once again says, "Bartender, buy everyone in the house a drink, pour yourself one, and give me the bill." The bartender figures that he can't possibly be stupid enough to pull the same trick twice, so he gives him the benefit of the doubt. He pours a round of drinks for the house, has a drink himself, and hands the drunk the bill. Again, the drunk says, "I haven't got it." The bartender can't believe it. He picks the guy up, beats the living daylights out of him, then throws him out into the street. The next day, the same drunk walks back into the same bar and says, "Bartender, buy every one in the house a

To Think
the one person on here that I want to call me beautiful or stunning or even say that he wants me can't even talk to me without talking about buisness and or anything but how he feels about me love that right..... have a good day all mel

Reaction
I want a reaction.. F/ sean don [sean don] Yo that type of reaction is Out of the heavenly realms yo Uh, yeah sean don, yeah avant yeah Now, yo, yo Yo honey you’re here with sean don So let me let you know Tonight we’re having fun till it’s all done Move your body and on the dance floor I’mma show you how you can work it out But be careful I know you’ve heard of me, call me python Haters call me james bond Cause you know I stay strong Lucky charm in and out and it’s the same song What you want can be only be one Rock me and avant [avant] Fine as I can see The only one I want in this party So baby can we spend some time tonight Bumpin’ and grindin’ From the front babe and behind yea You got me going outta my mind So... Don’t stop what you do I want to be with you Right here baby I want you yeah Stay here, don’t go You’re making me lose control Show me can you do it this way 1 - can you do it like this babe? Can you do it like that babe?

Warm And Nice
yay i got the day off wasnt pose to but i did woohoo well good afternoon :) i think i'm gonna go run outside in my pj's no i'm not really gonna go that but it is really nice outside its in the 60's its better then being in the low 50's but i did go get the mail in my pj's i always do that lol

Ugh...
Okay, I don't know what the hell is going on with my fiance but he's being a complete jerk. He's doing the one thing that pisses me off the most and that's telling me I'm perfect and I never do anything wrong. When I know I'm not perfect and I can accept my own flaws. I don't know what to do, he's driving me insane and I don't want to argue but it seems like that is what he is pushing for... Anyone have any ideas on what I could do, please let me know.

Tuesday 12th, 2006
BEEN BROWSING AROUND RATING PICS ,,, GETTING A FEW CHERRY POINTS AND SAVING SOME PICS QUIET DAY TODAY HERE IN MIAMI BEACH FLA... COOL DAY OUTSIDE. WEATHERS GREAT....... WELL VIEW MY PROFILE RATE SOME PICS AND HAPPY HOLIDAYS TO EVERYONE AND HAPPY NEW YEARS TOO......... TIMOTHY

Moving And Photos
moving and photos Ezra and I will be moving soon, if all goes according to plan. It will be a good thing because this place is way too small to meet our needs. It takes a lot of spce for photo shoots. Ezra and I are both Musicians and we need a place to jam. Once we are moved we will be moving full speed ahead with our website. What we so desperatly need is photographfers to film us together. We have filming us seperatly handled pretty well. But it is very hard for us to film each other, we've tried. We have a few people lined up that may help us in the fture, but we would appreciate any help we can get.

Who Are My Friends ?????
Was just wandering if I could get a vote or two from my friends. Since most of my friends don't read this it won't be a big deal when I deleat them. I am going to start moving friends to my family. If you don't make it there by the end of the week you are getting deleated. You ask....What do you mean ? I mean it would be nice to say " HI " once in a while. Thanks

Navajo Or Dine
Interesting Facts & Legends from the... Navajo or Dine The Navajo spoke the Athabascan language and arrived in the Southwest sometime during the 15th and 16th centuries. The Navajo populated the northeastern of today's Arizona and northwestern portion of New Mexico. The Navajo were known to themselves as Dine and became increasingly distinct from their ancient Apache kinsmen. Settling in scattered groups through northern New Mexico in a land they came to call Dinetah -"home of the people"-they adapted so thorougly to this new environment that they virtually reinvented themselves. The Navajo, like other nomadic tribes, had arrived in the Southwest with a rich spiritual tradition but few material possessions. They dressed in skins, wove reed baskets, hunted and foraged for food. To them the Pueblo villages, with their well-stocked granaries and abundant stores of pottery and blankets, must have seemed like centers of fabulous wealth. Their hunger whetted for the amenities of

Hello Everyone I Wrote A Short Story I Wanted Too Share
This will bring a little Magic into your lives. I had a very sick little kitten that mother had abandoned. My decision on this was weather I should let nature take its course or try and give this little runt kitten a home. The logical thing to do was let the kitten die because its chances of survival were slim. My moral reasoning was to prevent this poor little kitten from starving and freezing to death. In the end my moral decision won out and I took the little kitten home. I nursed and feed it kitten formula though a dropper until little Magic was on solid food. Magic never meowed and never purred. I believe because she was abandoned before she learned these things. She did make little noises that sounded more human like then cat. She was a very ill kitten and was always getting upper respiratory infection and had to have antibodies a lot. Magic did not get very big either I guess being so sick her body didn’t grow right. My Ex husband and I would nurse her back to

Anger Management
I was sitting at my desk when I remembered a phone call I'd forgotten to make. I found the number and dialed it. A man answered, saying "Hello." I politely said, "This is Chris. Could I please speak with Robyn Carter?" Suddenly a manic voice yelled out in my ear "Get the right f***ing number!" and the phone was slammed down on me. I couldn't believe that anyone could be so rude. When I tracked down Robyn's correct number to callher, I found that I had accidentally transposed the last two digits. After hanging up with her, I decided to call the 'wrong' number again. When the same guy answered the phone, I yelled "You're an asshole!" and hung up. I wrote his number down with the word 'asshole' next to it, and put it in my desk drawer. Every couple of weeks, when I was paying bills or had a really bad day, I'd call him up and yell, "You're an asshole!" It always cheered me up. When Caller ID was introduced, I thought my therapeutic "asshole calling" would have to stop.

Rainbows
As we grow up, we learn that even the one person that wasn't supposed to ever let you down probably will. You will have your heart broken probably more than once and it's harder every time. You'll break hearts too, so remember how it felt when yours was broken. You'll fight with your best friend. You'll blame a new love for things an old one did. You'll cry because time is passing too fast, and you'll eventually lose someone you love. So take too many pictures, laugh too much, and love like you've never been hurt because every sixty seconds you spend upset is a minute of happiness you'll never get back. Don't be afraid that your life will end, be afraid that it will never begin. ~anonymous~

Your Job Today...
Your job today is to change the world, and to do it in your own special way. Your job today is to move the world closer to the best it can be by pushing yourself toward the best you can be. The world will be different at the end of the day because of the way you have lived. The world will change during this day because of the thoughts you have focused upon and the actions you have taken. There is no one else who can do your job for you. There is no one else who can give to life the unique value that you're able to give. It is an awesome responsibility and a magnificent opportunity. For the more you give of yourself, the more life will resemble the best vision you have for it. That is your job today, to give the best of what you have and to truly make life better for the effort. Do that job well, and the rewards will be rich indeed. -Anonymous

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OK YOU GUYS - I DECIDED TO GET GOOFY. I JOINED CRAZYSANE'S CONTEST...SO COULD YOU PLEASE TAKE A FEW MINUTES AND VOTE YOUR HINEYS OFF FOR ME? YOU GUYS KNOW I RETURN ALL LOVE THATS SHOWN - SO CONSIDER ME IN DEBT TO THOSE THAT HELP.

True Friends
LOVE starts with a SMILE, grows with a KISS, and ends with a TEAR. DON'T cry over anyone who won't cry over you. Good FRIENDS are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget. You can only go as far as you push. ACTIONS speak louder than words. The HARDEST thing to do is watch the one you love, love somebody else. DON'T let the past hold you back, you're missing the good stuff. LIFE'S SHORT. If you don't look around once in a while you might miss it. A BEST FRIEND is like a four leaf clover, HARD TO FIND and LUCKY TO HAVE. Some people make the world SPECIAL just by being in it. BEST FRIENDS are the siblings God forgot to give us. When it HURTS to look back, and you're SCARED to look ahead, you can look beside you and your BEST FRIEND will be there. TRUE FRIENDSHIP "NEVER" ENDS. Friends are FOREVER. Good friends are like STARS You don't always see them, but you know they are ALWAYS THERE. DON'T frown. You never know who is falling in love with your smile. What do you do when

A Title With No Name In It
See you I do from time to time Gliding through my mind Smearing passion in my eyes Stealing breath from inside Chest beating, heart racing Flying but never able to close the time Idling, and never able to form a straight line Hiding and somehow found without the use of light Synching binds tight No escape tonight… Or the next, or the…. Blinded by a crimson blush Shining off aluminum, of a brushed nature Resting, reclining… the green I think is nature Dreams seem to be seeping into forums not intended So I’ll stop there and not very worried if this makes any sense

Special Lady
Baby, for every time that you felt love was taken for granted And I didn't care Well, these are just a few words To let you know how I feel Hey, yeah (Let me be the first to let you know) Oh, I had an awful dream That you were needing someone else's love to take the place of mine So I over came the distance That challenged my persistence I let my ego go and drowned my pride And you ask why You're such a special lady Though I haven't told you lately So let me be the first to let you know Such a special lady Though I haven't told you lately So let me be the first to let you know One more thing I need to say Is that I need you every day It's not the same 'till you come back to me Girl I've loved you from conception So if you follow my direction I'll lead you where you always need to be Right next to me, oh You're such a special lady Though I haven't told you lately So let me be the first to let you know Such a special lady Though I haven't told you lat

Recover Your Happiness
RECOVER YOUR HAPPINESS I LOVE THIS... A--Accept Accept others for who they are and for the choices they've made even if you have difficulty understanding their beliefs, motives, or actions. B--Break Away Break away from everything that stands in the way of what you hope to accomplish with your life. C--Create Create a family of friends whom you can share your hopes, dreams, sorrows, and happiness with. D--Decide Decide that you'll be successful and happy come what may, and good things will find you. The roadblocks are only minor obstacles along the way. E--Explore Explore and experiment. The world has much to offer, and you have much to give. And every time you try something new, you'll learn more about yourself. F--Forgive Forgive and forget. Grudges only weigh you down and inspire unhappiness and grief. Soar above it, and remember that everyone makes mistakes. G--Grow Leave the childhood monsters behind. They can no longer hurt you or stand in your way.

Please Help!
I've fallen way out of first place. Please come and vote for me!!!!! I really want to win at least one contest while I'm on cherrytap. To those who have voted lots - thank you. You Rock! I will be sending out CherryTap pressies this weekend! Click the pic and comment several times!!