>>A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the
>>counter and says, "Hi... You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really
>>rather have a job."
>>
>>The social worker behind the counter says, "Your timing is excellent.
>>
>>We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a
>>chauffeur
>>and bodyguard for his beautiful nymphomaniac daughter. You'll have to
>>drive
>>around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all of your clothes. Because of
>>the
>>long hours, meals will be provided.
>>
>>You'll be expected to escort her on her overseas holiday trips. You will
>>have to satisfy her sexual urges. You'll be provided a two-bedroom
>>apartment above the garage.
>>
>>The starting salary is $200,000 a year."
>>
>>The guy, wide-eyed, says, "You're Bullshittin' me!"
>>
>>The Social Worker says, "Yeah, well... You started it."
>>
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