On their first date a man and a woman find themselves in the backseat of his car.
The man says, "You know what? I'm gonna take off your blouse."
The woman says. "Oh no, you're not!"
Then the man says, "Then...I'm gonna take off your skirt."
The woman says. "Oh no, you're not!"
The man says, "Then, I'm gonna take off your panties."
The woman says. "Oh no, you're not!"
Then the man says, "Then I'm gonna bang you so hard, that you won't be able to walk for a week."
The woman says. "Oh no, you're not!"
Then the man says, "And not only that, but I'm not gonna wear a condom."
And the woman says. "Oh yes, you are !"
THINGS NEVER TO SAY TO A MAN WITH A SMALL PENIS
* "Ahh, it's cute."
* "Make it dance."
* (giggle and point)
* "My 8-year-old brother has one like that."
* "Maybe if we water it, it'll grow."
* "How interesting..."
* "But it still works right?"
* "I think there's a dildo around here somewhere."
* "Let me know when you're done."
* "Oh, I didn't know you were in an accident."
* "Aww, it's hiding."
* "Are you cold?"
* "Is that an optical illusion?"
* "What is that?"
* "Does this run in your family?"
* "Deep throat? I doubt it'll reach my tongue!"
* "Look, it fits my Barbie clothes!"
* "Don't hold back."
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