A man named Bob got a really great promotion. His boss invited him
over for dinner. The boss says " I have a son with no ears, you are
welcome, as long as you don't make fun of him." Bob says," No sir! I
would never do that!"
That night as Bob arrived at his bosses house he was a bit nervous.
He walked in and sat down at the table. The son comes in and Bob is
secretly stunned.
A few minutes into dinner Bob just couldn't help but stare. The son
says, "I know you're staring at me cause I don't have any
ears." "No!" says Bob. " I'm just admiring your hair, it's so thick,
take care it so you won't be bald like me."
Later, Bob just can't help it. He stares again. The son says, "I
know you're staring at me cause I don't have any ears." "No!" says
Bob. "I'm just admiring your skin, it's so clear and smooth, take
care of it so you won't be wrinkled like me."
A while later, Bob thought, "I have got to see this one more time!"
He stares again. The son says, "I KNOW YOU KEEP STARING AT ME CAUSE
I DON'T HAVE ANY EARS!" "No!" says Bob, "I'm just admiring your
eyes, take care of em' son, cause you sure as hell can't wear
glasses!"
