ok just so u know i dont agree with all of it its just funny
WOMAN-LANGUAGE-CODE OF ETHICS:
ok let's see....when a woman say's, she is:
30-ish........................... 39
Adventurous...................... Slept with everyone
Athletic......................... No breasts
Average looking.................. Moooo
Beautiful........................ Pathological liar
Emotionally secure............... On medication
Feminist......................... Fat
Free spirit...................... Junkie
Friendship first................. Former s! ut
New-Age.......................... Body hair in the wrong places
Old-fashioned.................... No BJs
Open-minded...................... Desperate
Outgoing......................... Loud and Embarrassing
Professional..................... b! tch
Wants soul mate.................. Stalker
A WOMAN's ENGLISH CODE:
1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want
5. I am sorry = You'll be sorry
6. We need to talk = You're in trouble
7. Sure, go ahead = You better not
8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later
9. I am not upset = Of course, I am upset, you moron!
10. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?
MEN'S ENGLISH CODE:
1. I am hungry = I am hungry
2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
3. I am tired = I am tired
4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
5. I love you = Let's have sex now
6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you
8. May I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you
9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you
10. May I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you
