I was being scartastic.. and silly with a bit of humor in the following. (laughing)
If this offends you because you use others.. then don't read it. lmao
As a nice guy..
I have "people" to help me with idots that try and take advantage of me on the constant basis.
So.. my friend came up with this..
Make a girl fill out a resume'.
Real name.. job.. etc..
references..
(yes like a real job)
The girl has 90 days to prove herself to a guy.
(works the other way too btw) lol
The woman in fred's case.. didn't even pass the 2 weeks of probation!!..
so ..
If I were an evil man.. i'd do this..
In an email or text..
Dear Nancy.. aka ( club name) fantasia..
I thought we clicked.. I saw you on the dance floor we talked .. Thought you liked me..
I wanted to take you to dinner.. Yes even take your friend or kids.
But you like to use me..
My service has informed me that you didn't make the 2 day call grace period.
You were supposed to report for the date on this date.
You failed..
Tardyness or no call or no shows are not tollerated..
I'M SORRY BUT YOUR SERVICES AS A TEMP GF ARE NO LONGER NEEDED..
YOU WILL BE INFORMED ABOUT THE CHANGES IN MY SECURITY..
THE CODES ARE NOW CHANGED.. YOU AREN'T ALLOWED IN THE BUILDING..
SECURITY WILL ESCORT YOU TO THE DOOR..
My number has been changed.. I have changed my shifts on the job.. or have moved...
You do remember signing the contract...??
Well.. page 4 section 5 states..
I will not use a fellow human being for any reason.
I bought you a ticket to the party and you didn't show up.
Therefore..
Your probation has ended..
Fell free to apply again in a year..
We will be accepting apps and resume's at that time.
Fred's gf temp service..
You can't be mad at your gf for giving testemony about your actions.
She is under subclause 14 paragragh 16.. in the fine print..
remember the term..
GIRLFRIEND ..
not booty call.. that is a whole different agency..
You applied to be a mans best friend.. someone he tusted and poured his heart too.
(please give his heart back in the glass case you took it from) :P
Meaning you are someone he was supposed to be proud of taking around showing u too his friends.. co-workers.. even his momma..
yep..
the momma clause is paragraph 2 page 1!!
It also meant that he would even wash your clothes,do your dishes feed your dog, watch your kids *if any*.
It meant he wanted an actual relationship! duh
If this is oblivious to you.. "then please referr to"
If you don't know i'm not going to tell you ..
You have 15 mins to pack your things before security comes..
Thanks and goodday..
ray ray..
ceo of gf temp agency..
I doubt he could text all that on his phone but..
hmmmmmm .. LOL
This also works on players.. so guys who talk in the 3rd person to a woman.. .. there's an app for them too.
