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A Recent Comment I Heard While Watching Anime.
Recently I heard something while watching an episode of Eureka7. The title was: DIfferentia. During an emotional outburst from Renton he said the following: "There is no such thing as an eternal life. If you destroy a human being then he will never come back. That's why, that's why everything, everything is over when someone dies". This is an extremely important contradiction to what the church has told us since we were born. I have strong beliefs in the topics of life and religion but will not force them upon anyone. That's why they are my beliefs and not others. You may believe in what Renton said and you may not, but I say go for it. Just do me the favor and not try to change my mind by forcing your beliefs onto me. We are all different and the world would be too weird if we weren't. Keep on the path and enjoy yourself. It saddens me when I hear, or see, somebody doing something to someone because they had different beliefs than theirs. It is not too surprising to find such a cont

The Three-day Impyrial Death March!!!!
Here's Ya Button For Winamp...Tune In, Rock Out!! Here's Ya Button To The NEW Microsite...Tune In, Rock Out!! Drop Your Cocks And Grab Your Socks Because It's Time For THE THREE-DAY IMPYRIAL DEATH MARCH!! PLUS You Make Your Requests, Tune In, Amp Up, Get Down, Rock Out And The GenoCam In Geno-Vision Goes LIVE On Yahoo Giving YOU A Behind-The-Scenes Look As Things Happen And As You Know...On This Show...ANYTHING Can Happen!!! The Genocydal Empyre v2.0 Playlist for 10/24/06, 10/25/06, 10/26/06 10/24/06 @ 7:00pm - 10/27/06 @ 12:00am EST 1. The Genocydal Empyre v2.0 (Faith And The Muse - Cantus) (6:06) 2. The Virus Commcenter - Your Options Have Changed (1:06) 3. WRR Genocyde Friends (0:38) 4. 6Bit - Crucifixion Experiment (4:18) 5. Immune System - Quitter (3:14) 6. Joe Scott - Egypt (5:21) 7. Antitrust - Trust (3:55) 8. The Unknownn - Blood (5:22) 9. Cockfight Club - H.P. Lovecraft (3:13) 10. Collinwood 13 - Osiris (4:44) 11. Encoder - Supernatural (H

More Or Less
is it cheating to not let go of a love that never should have been? to hold you in my heart despite the rage and pain to burn the candle in my mind for hope that you'll come home with shaky faith that you were true is it wrong to lie in wait in the arms of another when all the others do is use in a less brutal way than you is it anything more or less than just being a fool

To All They Ladies On Here!??!?!?!?!?!?
Hey even though i might be lated i wish all of you'll a happy belated sweetish day and send my luv to all even everyone desire some love and i send luv to all that need it ok.So i hope all had someone to share ot with because i was all a lonie with nobody to share it with luvly ladies here i hope u got some luv but if not i send hugs and kisses!?

The Fairy Dance
The Fairy Dance By the moon we sport and play, With the night begins our day; As we dance, the dew doth fall; Trip it little urchins all, Lightly as the little Bee, Two by two and three by three: And about go wee, and about go wee. By William Shakespeare

Love Story
LOVE STORY I will seek and find You.... I shall take you to bed and have my way with you. I will make you ache, shake & sweat until you moan & groan. I will make you beg for mercy, beg for me to stop. I will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when I'm finished with you. And, when I am finished, you will be weak for days. All My Love, THE FLU

Lovers Dance
on wings of darkest night he flies to my souls and by my side. Holding me in arms so strong and never a thought to do me wrong. Oh please my love whisper so sweet words on perfumed breath of peppermint and clove. Those gifts that you give your love your heart your mind and body all mine in the lovers dance

Haters!
Ok! I get along with DAMN NEAR EVERYONE! So I get one prick whos pissed because I said I was taken! Whoop DE DOO! Im hot and Im nice sooo your beef is what? anyways! Im in a hella good mood! met a ton of kick ass sexy peeps and i dont give a fuck! so go drink your Hatorade and get glad! im out! xo's Amber

My First Blog Here
I'm new here. I tend to be a loner. I am a manager of a business, and am Pagan. I have 2 boys from a previous relationship. I have an ex-girlfriend who is the ultimate bitch from hell. I have a wonderful girlfriend now. Life is going really well at this point.

Active Duty
Just a few more days left. On Monday I start a new section of my military career. I have reenlisted for 4 more years a couple weeks ago. I am now back on active duty. I leave Monday for St Louis and spend the night there. Then on Tuesday I ship out to Ft Leonardwood, MO, where I will spend the next few months for training as a Motor Vehicle Operator. I may be out of touch for a little while, not sure yet what internet facilities they have there. I will be in touch as much as I can. Wish me luck. So far it's the waiting that has been killing me. Been packing and cleaning and trying to see family before I leave, so it's been a busy week. Can't wait to start this.

Jokes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Need one gal 2 marry... Age no bar Color no bar height no bar caste no bar but gal's father must have his own bar... CHEERS Duniya main Bewafaon ki koi kami nahi SURAJ ko hi dekho wo Aata hai USHA ke sath aur Jata hai SANDHYA ke sath, Sota hai NISHA ke sath aur Uthta hai KIRAN ke sath The wife stands in front of a mirror. "you know, dear," she says, "I look in the mirror & I see an old woman, face wrinkled, fat legs & flabby arms" She turns to her husb & says, "Tell me something positive to make me feel better about myself." He says in a soft voice,"your eye sight is perfect" Boyfriend-Sorry mein tumse shadi nahi kar sakta gharwale mana kar rahehai. Girlfriend-Ghar me kaun kaun hai? Boyfriend-1 biwi aur 3 bachhe! Sita: Truck ka horn sunkar tum kaampne kyu lagte ho? Titu: Ek truck driver meri biwi ko bhagaa le gaya tha, lagta hai jaise usko vapas laya ho.

I Can't Accept Friend Requests
Due to the issues with the servers I can't accept friend requests right now. Everyone hang tight. I see a lot in there and just as soon as I can I will accept and leave some lovin! In the meantime...Cheers and Beers!!! Sam

Is It Me Even More Cont'd
Okay, I've found an exception. Hats off to this gorgeous lady who does actually make the morphing face look good. And she's drop dead gorgeous too. Let's show our appreciation by giving her plenty of Cherry love.

Imagine There's No Countries
Imagine there's NO COUNTRIES. I Imagine there's NO COUNTRIES. I begin this blog on my own perspective of things. "I am not an "American" and yet I AM." BY me The last blog I posted referred to John Lennon's song "Imagine" Now let's go into the line in the song that says: IMAGINE THERE'S NO COUNTRIES. When John Lennon wrote this, the internet was in diapers. Most of the evils this "Hummanity" we are, come from the desire for "Countries". This Idea is Medieval. "The United States" one says I am "American" be careful with this "trick" invented in medieval times when kings wanted to protect their "wealth", which meant their "Estate" and everything else in his "Estate"; Cattle, Forests, People, Ravines, Animals and so forth. All of these things (people included) were His "possessions" and all these "assets" he had needed a name for his own interest like sealing the cattle with a fire mark. "My Estate" and "my interest". This "My" thing is

I'm So Fucking Bored!
It's cold and raining and I am bored out of my ever lovin fucking mind! Is 5:00 too early to start drinking lol Debating on going out tonight but rain, drinking and me just don't mix well...plus my sister is flying back to Louisiana early in the morning and I need to be there to see her off (hangover free). What to do, what to do lol So if anyone has some Jager and wants to come on by ;)

Needed A Place To Masuubrare
A woman is told by her doctor that masturbating before sex often helped women last longer during the act. The lady decided, "What the hell, I'll do it," sHe spent the rest of the day thinking about where to do it. sHe couldn't do it in her office. sHe thought about the restroom, but that was too open. sHe considered an alley, but figured that was too unsafe. Finally, she realized her solution. On her way home, she pulled her car over on the side of the highway.sHe got out and crawled underneath the car she was playing with her pussy..Satisfied with her privacy, she started to masturbate. sHe closed her eyes and thought of her lover. As she grew closer to orgasm, she felt a quick tug at the bottom on her shoulder Not wanting to lose her mental fantasy or her orgasm, she kept her eyes shut and kept fingering her pussy , "What?" sHe heard a voice say this the police. What's going on down there?" The lady replied, "I'm playing with my pussy its very wet ." Came the reply, "W

Funny Joke - Applyling For A Job In Cia
Funny Joke - Applyling for a Job in CIA Applying for a Job at the CIA A few months ago, there was an opening with the CIA for an assassin. These highly classified positions are hard to fill, and theres a lot of testing and background checks involved before you can even be considered for the position. After sending some applicants through the background checks, training and testing, they narrowed the possible choices down to two men and a woman, but only one position was available. The day came for the final test to see which peson would get the extremely secretive job. The CIA men administering the test took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will follow our instructions whatever the circumstances," they explained. "Inside this room, you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Take this gun and kill her." The man looked horrified and said, "You cant be serious! I could never shoot my wife!" "Well," said the CIA man, "youre defin

Today's Horoscope..
SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): You have to take care of all those conversations you've been meaning to have in order to sort through the information you need to gather. A short trip or dealing with someone who has experienced what you are going through will help. Ok..so I'm going on a short trip to see someone who has or has had to gather unasked information like myself? I LOVE road trips (there's the blonde in me)! LMAO

Your Love Life Secrets, Revealed
Your Love Life Secrets Are Looking back on your life, you will have a few true loves. You're a little scarred from your past relationships, but who isn't? You prefer a quirky, unique person to be your lover. You're easy going about who you're with, as long as they love you back. In fights, you are able to walk away and calm down. You are able to weather the storm. Getting over a break-up doesn't take long. Easy come, easy go. Your Love Life Secrets, Revealed

The Name Change.....who Cares??? Really??? I Don't
SO WHAT IF MIKE CHANGED THE NAME OF THE SITE. WHO CARES!!!!! ITS JUST THE INTERNET. I'M PRETTY SURE THAT NO BODY COMPLAINING OWNS STOCK IN THE COMPANY, SO JUST LET IT BE ALREADY. ITS STILL ALL THE SAME PEOPLE HERE. THE SITE HASN'T CHANGED JUST THE NAME HAS. AND IF YOU SPENT MONEY ON LOST CHERRY MECHANDISE THEN GUESS WHAT YOU SOME VINTAGE STUFF NOW. THE NAME MAY HAVE BROUGHT YOU TO THE SITE BUT IT WASNT THE NAME THAT MADE YOU STAY. SO ENOUGH ALREADY. THANKS.

Her Fantasy Comes True (before I Got Home)
I just left his office. “Wow! What a wonderful time we had”, my lady thinks to herself. I worked hard to satisfy her at the office. She sitting in the car at a red light, still quivering in ecstasy from the orgasms she had. Something is on her mind. She’s plotting. I could tell as she walked out the door to the car that she wasn’t done with me for the evening. She was sitting at the red light with thoughts running through her mind which made her start breathing deeply. She puts her hand inside of her coat and caresses her already harden nipples. She fondles her own breast as she squeezes her nipple between her two fingers. This sends her heart beat racing in excitement and spills her juices all between her legs. She is thinking to herself that she should turn around and go back to the office, but she’s on a mission so she continues the drive home. By this time she’s flowing with excitement as she runs her hand down her stomach stopping momentarily to play with the pa

My Blood Type
Type A People with A type blood are sensitive, revengeful, careful and cold. You are fiercely grudge holding and never let go of anything - but also a good friend and an extremely loyal one. You are passionate and creative and don't care what other people say about you. 'What does your blood type say about you?' at QuizGalaxy.com

What Does Ur Blood Type Say About You
Type O People with O type blood are brave, outgoing, fun, courageous and confident. You are very popular and make friends easily. You also are very attention grabbing, and people always notice you. 'What does your blood type say about you?' at QuizGalaxy.com

Motley Crue Don't Go Away Mad Lyrics
Motley Crue - Greatest Hits Mötley Crüe lyrics Red, White, & Crue Mötley Crüe lyrics Motley Crue Music Videos » Motley Crue News » Motley Crue posters » Printer Friendly Version » Send these lyrics to a friend » Motley Crue Books » Motley Crue Movies We Could Sail Away Or Catch A Freight Train Or A Rocketship Into Outer Space Nothin' Left To Do Too Many Things Were Said To Ever Make It Feel Like Yesterday Did Seasons Must Change Seperate Paths/Separate Ways If We Blame It On Anything Let's Blame It On The Rain I Knew It All Along I'd Have To Write This Song Too Young To Fall In Love Guess We Knew It All Along That's Alright, That's Okay We Were Walkin' Through Some Youth Smilin' Through Some Pain That's Alright, That's Okay Let's Turn The Page My Friends Called Today Down From L.A. They Were Shooting Pool All Night Aleeping Half The Day They Said I Could Crash If I Could Find My Own Way I Told Them You Were Leaving On A

Im A Pussy
Went outside by myself and saw my dog wimpoering. I dont know why but i started to think of everyone i lost in my life. I saw iraq as if it was clear as the day. I remember the funerals i can hear the last call as if they were right next to me. Calling for people who arent there. I cried. Like a little kid. Alone. So yea im a pussy. Im a little bitch laugh it up.

Gotta Go To Work. . . . Poo
Yeah It's only a 2:30-7 shift but i just don't want to get up get ready and have to go out into the cold. K um if you love me you'll start working on a background for me, other than that, leave me some messages. See yah at 7

My Life
my life is something i don't think no one would miss if i was gone so many tragedies and heartaches turned my psyche to that of stone i live a life of being nothing more than alone i accomplished little really nothing to be shown i would leave this earth no more than a gentle wind being blown i've taken all that i can take had my heart broken all that it can break maybe people are right i'm nothing more than a creul mistake i've said all i have to say maybe this is the final act in my play or maybe i shall live again another day just remember either way i caused no sorrow if i decided to walk off this earth tommorow

Labeled Society
So what am I now? A bold statement? An unholy saint? A labeled whore? An unknown bore? A suicidal witch? A proclaimed bitch? A horrible girl? Living in a terrible world… I don't demand respect But, I still face you Tall and erect So what am I now?

Spot On :o)
You Are a Frappacino At your best, you are: fun loving, sweet, and modern At your worst, you are: childish and over indulgent You drink coffee when: you're craving something sweet Your caffeine addiction level: low What Kind of Coffee Are You?

Flat Belly
Flat Belly A little boy walks into his parents' room to see his mom on top of his dad bouncing up and down. the mom sees her son and quickly dismounts, worried about what her son has seen. She dresses quickly and goes to find him. The son sees his mom and asks, "What were you and Dad doing?" The mother replies, "Well, you know your dad has a big tummy and sometimes I have to get on top of it and help flatten it." "Your wasting your time," said the boy. "Why is that?" the mom asked puzzled. "Well when you go shopping the lady next door comes over and gets on her knees and blows it right back up." (repost of original by 'Venom' on '2006-10-31 09:15:56') (repost of original by 'alegria' on '2006-10-31 11:02:05') (repost of original by 'Lady Aurora' on '2006-10-31 11:29:10') (repost of original by '¢¾ Ronins BabyGurl ¢¾' on '2006-10-31 11:53:36')

The Theology Of Toys
The Theology of Toys * Capitalism - He who dies with the most toys, wins. * Hari Krishna - He who plays with the most toys, wins. * Judaism - He who buys toys at the lowest price, wins. * Catholicism - He who denies himself the most toys, wins. * Anglican - They were our toys first. * Greek Orthodox - No, they were OURS first. * Branch Davidians - He who dies playing with the biggest toys, wins. * Atheism - There is no toy maker. * Polytheism - There are many toy makers. * Evolutionism - The toys made themselves. * Church of Christ, Scientist - We are the toys. * Communism - Everyone gets the same number of toys, and you go straight to the opposite of heaven if we catch you selling yours. * Baha'i - All toys are just fine with us. * Amish - Toys with batteries are surely a sin. * Taoism - The doll is as important as the dumptruck. * Mormonism - Every boy may have as many toys as he wants. * Voodoo - Let me borrow that doll for a second

How Bad R U Wanted
HOW BAD R U WANTED Post this and see what number people send you....don't be scared!! (1) just friends (2) gorgeous (3) cute as heck (4) hot (5) fine (6) sexy (7) amazingly sexy (8) we can be friends with benefits (9) id take u to my crib (10) i want 2 make u my gf/bf (11) i love u baby (12) call me.....(__)____-___ repost this or see 9 years of bad realationships repost HOW BAD R U WANTED

Oh The Joys Of Being From The Uk
As they say ignorance is bliss, I found out yesterday that black roses are what the mafia used to send you if they wanted you dead. Well when i first got here i was sending them to all me buddies as I like the black roses better than the red ones, so if you have gotten one off me its because i like you and its not because i want you dead.

How To Make Sex Cake
Ingredients: 2 Loving eyes. 2 Loving arms 2 Well shaped legs 2 Firm milk containers 1 Fur lined mixing bowl 2 Large nuts 1 Large banana Method: Look into loving eyes. Fold in loving arms Spread well shaped legs Squeeze and massage milk containers gently until fur lined milking bowl is well greased. Check frequently with middle finger. Add banana - work in and out until well creamed. Cover with nuts and sigh with relief. Cake done when banana becomes soft. Be sure to wash mixing utensils and don't lick the bowl! P.S. If cake begins to rise, leave town immediately!!!!

Sometimes..
Sometimes life kicks you in the face Sometimes life bitchslaps you Sometimes life pulls your hair Sometimes life calls you names Sometimes life makes you cry Sometimes life makes you depressed Sometimes life makes you chaotic Sometimes life makes you whine Sometimes life makes you worry Sometimes life makes you panic Sometimes life hurts you deep down inside Sometimes life hurts you mentally and emotionally Sometimes life hurts you physically [[Just Get Up, Dust Yourself Off And Get On With Your Life]] **You Can Survive Life** [[No Matter How Hard Its Is ]]

Sex And Relationships With Virgo ~~ Darkside Horoscope
SEX! A Full Service Contrary to popular opinion, you don't not like sex, do you? In fact there are some bits of it that give you a strange, not unpleasant damp feeling. We all know you don't wear that black rubber all-in-one just to protect yourself from intimate squidginess and alien bodily fluids. Just like you service the car, you do sex by the manual, which you read to your partner beforehand, bookmarking the more complicated passages for ease of on-the-job reference, and making sure that all the necessary tools are in good working order. Of course, you leave the lights on (why strain your eyes?); you may even video the event, as a teaching aid, so that you can show your lover precisely what they did wrong during that tricky maneuver. In the afterglow, when you've both been through the antibac shower (separately), you issue a consumer response form to fill in, then you run a quick statistical analysis on your laptop to see how it compares with previous sessions. When as

It A Cold Night Ith Out You (poem/song Work In Progress)
It’s a cold and lonely night as we enter this winter morning For I was cold and lonely with you, in my arms with me For I can’t be so cold with out you here I just can’t wait for us to be tougher As my coldness will go as we are tougher in our arms with each other For I am cold and lonely and till we are tougher.

Weird Town Names (canada It Was To Many To Name For The States Too)
Blow Me Down, Newfoundland, Canada According to local legends, this towns name was given by Captain Messervay. Messervey was an unusually small captain who only stood at 4’2’ and upon his ships arrival into the Bay of Islands, which is surrounded by huge mountains, he prayed that they wouldn't "Blow-me-Down".> Crotch Lake, Ontario, Canada Crotch Lake is located in the Canadian province of Ontario. The name at first can lead to wild thoughts on the origin. However, if you see the lake from a plane in the air, you will see a sharp curve in the middle of the lake making it look like two legs.> Dildo, Newfoundland, Canada This town’s name definitely raises a few eyebrows when people first hear it. No, it is not the Hollywood of the adult movie industry, nor is it a town of perverts. Although residents of the town have tried to have the name changed, it has been to no avail. The origin of the name comes from two possible sources that I could find: 1. It is though

Results Of The Sexiest Bbw Contest
Name contestant r c shyla 06 03 12 Vampress_7 07 02 11 Dawn 06 02 10 ~SeXyLaTiNaMoM~ 13 08 29 MissDarke 15 08 31 FireLilly 15 07 29 Incomplete Angel 24 18 60 ChErRy-TaRdEd 12 05 22 Shell 05 01 07 Cherry Lips 08 05 18 HOT SEXY BBW 21 15 51 Just Me 10 05 20 ~Candy~ 69 45 159 Submissivekiss69 38 31 100 GrEeN-eYeD bRaTt♥ 09 06 21 ~Twisted Angel~ 16 07 30

I Can't Think Of A Clever Title This Time..
Not much has changed. I went to the general doc yesterday and was told I have a sinus infection. I also got a flu shot. I asked him if it was a good idea to get one because I heard conflicting stories on it and he said that he'd check then he came back and said yeah it's a good idea to get one. So other than a sore arm I'm fine. Lately I've been wanting to eat everything in sight and in mind. I better be careful because last week I gained 4 3/4 lbs!! I'm getting anxious for the baby's due date to get here sooner. Still three long months to go! Only about 112 days though and about 16 weeks. Doesn't add up right does it? If I'm 6 months and have 16 more weeks to go that would be 4 months.. But the way they look at it is that I'm in my 6th month not necessarily 6 months along but in my 6th month if that makes any sense. So at the end of this month I will be in my third trimester! Pretty cool huh? I just hope she doesn't weigh too much! I don't want her to weigh too much or too little.

How Many?
As I was going to St. Ives, I met a man with seven wives. Each wife had seven sacks, Each sack had seven cats, Each cat had seven kits. Kits, cats, sacks and wives, How many were going to St. Ives? Shout out to me or private me if ya know the answer.

Sweet Home Alabama
well everyone i will be leaving el paso in december. im finally goin back home to Alabama and i cant wait. i didnt know i would miss home so much. i moved here to start fresh but it aint happening. the past few months ive been tryin to get a job and guess what? McDonalds wont even hire my ass. well just so happens my old boss from my first job wants me back again cause im finally 21. its not the best job in the world but when i worked there the first time i really liked it. and i never thought i would actually like workin at a gas station. i guess its the redneck in me. oh well. today i went job huntin again and hopefully i will get a job so i can get the money to go home. EL PASO FUCKIN SUX ASS!!! cant wait til i get home. but i will still be here!!! well later.

In Your Footsteps
why is this place to sleep so restless this heart to love so empty these moments of romance so painful let you live in memory and guide the judgements of soul there is no fury of hell in the scorned heart for there is no heart only the place where you walked w.g.s.

Blonde Milk Bath
A blonde heard that milk baths would make her beautiful. She left a note for her milkman to leave 15 gallons of milk. When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake. He thought she probably meant 1.5 gallons so he knocked on the door to clarify the point. The blonde came to the door and the milkman said, "I found your note to leave 15 gallons of milk. Did you mean 1.5 gallons?" The blonde said, "I want 15 gallons I'm going to fill my bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath. " The milkman asked, "Do you want it pasteurized?" The blonde said, "No, just up to my tits. I can splash it on my eyes.

Five Finger Prayer
1. Your thumb is nearest you. So begin your prayers by praying for those closest to you. They are the easiest to remember. To pray for our loved ones is, as C. S. Lewis once said, a "sweet duty." 2. The next finger is the pointing finger. Pray for those who teach, instruct and heal. This includes teachers, doctors, and ministers. They need support and wisdom in pointing others in the right direction. Keep them in your prayers. 3. The next finger is the tallest finger. It reminds us of our leaders. Pray for the president, leaders in business and industry, and administrators. These people shape our nation and guide public opinion. They need God's guidance. 4. The fourth finger is our ring finger. Surprising to many is the fact that this is our weakest finger, as any piano teacher will testify. It should remind us to pray for those who are weak, in trouble or in pain. They need your prayers day and night. You cannot pray too much for them. 5. And lastly comes our little

Something To Believe In
My favorite POISON song, especially these lyrics: I tried all night not to break down and cry As the tears rolled down my face I felt so cold and empty Like a lost soul out of place And the mirror, mirror on the wall Sees my smile it fades again And give me something to believe in If there's a Lord above And give me something to believe in Oh, Lord arise

The Sorryness Of El Paso
yaw el paso sux ass. i thought it would be so different than back home. but it aint. the only different thing that there is is the crime rate.its higher here than back at home. at least at home i can stand on my front porch. here we cant even keep the door open past 6. now that sux. well it aint the worst place i lived but close enough. cant wait to go home. well bye.

And That Is How Policy Gets Set!!!!!!
THINK ABOUT THIS ONE! Start with a cage containing five monkeys. Inside the cage, hang a banana on a string and place a set of stairs under it. Before long, a monkey will go to the stairs and start to climb towards the banana. As soon as he touches the stairs, spray all of the other monkeys with cold water. After a while, another monkey makes an attempt with the same result; all the other monkeys are sprayed with cold water. Pretty soon, when another monkey tries to climb the stairs, the other monkeys will try to prevent it. Now, put away the cold water. Remove one monkey from the cage and replace it with a new one. The new monkey sees the banana and wants to climb the stairs. To his surprise and horror, all of the other monkeys attack him. After another attempt and attack, he knows that if he tries to climb the stairs, he will be assaulted. Next, remove another of the original five monkeys and replace it with a new one. The newcomer goes to the stairs and is attacked. The pre

Had To (leave)
so you were with us until the last minute and then you were gone from here and I watched and I just figured out that I will never see you again I had a choice you had to leave into the night this was my choice it's so hard to explain what I meant when I said that I wanted you dead but I saw you fuck up and I just can't get back the feeling I had for you so I put all my strength into my only will it was the only thing to do and now I only regret that I cried cause you would never do that for me

Ladies Only...
I haven't been on here for very long, and from what I have seen I figured I should jump on bored and have some adult pics throughn on my profile... Any requests, please mail them to me and I will do my best to fulfill them...

Less Time Online
I thought this was easier than letting each person know individually. Tomorrow I start a new job and as such I won't be online nearly as much. I'm really looking forward to it as it's been a long time coming. Hopefully now I can start paying off the credit card. Take care everyone xox Kiwi

"unholy Confessions" By A7x
"I'll try," she said as he walked away. "Try not to lose you." Two vibrant hearts could change. Nothing tears the being more than deception, unmasked fear. "I'll be here waiting" tested and secure. Nothing hurts my world, just affects the ones around me When sin's deep in my blood, you'll be the one to fall. "I wish I could be the one, the one who won't care at all But being the one on the stand, I know the way to go, no one's guiding me. When time soaked with blood turns its back, I know it's hard to fall. Confided in me was your heart I know it's hurting you, but it's killing me." Nothing will last in this life, our time is spent constructing, now you're perfecting a world... meant to sin. Constrict your hands around me, squeeze till I cannot breathe, this air tastes dead inside me, contribute to our plague. Break all your promises, tear down this steadfast wall, restraints are useless here, tasting salvation's near. Nothing hurts my world, just

Nothing Important I Suppose.
seems the warmth,love and happiness is slowly leaving this soul.feeling hallowed and shallow.like their is no hope to regain what i am loosing.maybe it's too late.is the mind going?or the body?should i be worried?hhmmm...

This Is Too Funny
Ghetto Parrot A woman had a parrot that she took with her everywhere she went. She would even take the parrot to the club with her when she went dancing and drinking on Saturday nights. Whenever the woman went onto the dance floor, the parrot would yell, "The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire, we don't need no water-let the muthafukkah burn! Burn, muthafukkah, burn!" The crowd on the dance floor would always cheer and holler in appreciation when the parrot would yell. This would make the parrot yell even more and of course make the crowd go wild. This would go on all night long, every time the parrot went out. One Sunday morning the woman took the parrot to church and into the choir stand with her. And when the choir started to sing, the parrot yelled, "The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire, we don't need no water-let the muthafukkah burn! Burn, muthafukkah, burn! She embarrassingly corrected the parrot, "No, you don't say that here!!" The parrot looked around a

Italian Divorce Court
ITALIAN DIVORCE COURT ITALIAN DIVORCE COURT Angelina and Giuseppi were standing before the judge in divorce court. Angelina says: "Your honor, we beena marry 25 years ana Giuseppi he always picka his nose ana when we maka love he a never letsa me on topa. I justa canna taka dis nomore."

Wtf Just A Lil Iritated With Ct Peeps
ok now i just have a few thoughts in my head.....i don't understand how people can get all pissy and bent when they don't get cherry love. ever sat there and wondered why some don't show it, me as one i show people love all the time but when comes down to it nobody wants to return the fave, so ya logically think about it why the F*** am i gonna show peeps love that don't give in return....example this lady is awsome and returns the faves but nobody wants to show her love let alone even repost a friggin bulletin....i think u peeps (and i am sure know who u are) you need to get u'r head outta YOUR ASS. don't post bulletins askin for love if ya can't return the fave. heres the link to an awsome person if ya ain't a idiot with head up ass take a look and show her a lil bit of love, i'm sure u'r fingers ain't broken ya had to get on here didn't ya. Shell@ CherryTAP

Just Somethings
Well lets see. Today I'm not to sure how I feel. I'm not really down but I'm not really happy. Maybe it's the rain. Maybe its something else. I know I am a little down because not only do I have to hear my sisters tell me about their boyfriends, or hear them talking on the phone to them...I have my dad telling me that if I'm not around someone I don't exsist. I mean I know its all in good fun. But then it makes me realize I don't have any one. And that sucks. There isn't anything I can do to change it either. I just re read what I said about my dad. He means to a guy...if I'm not around him I don't exsist. And like I said he is just joking, and the only reason it bothers me is beause I don't have a bf like my sisters do. Anyways something else, tomorrow is my last class with liberty tax..so yeah I know how to do taxes. I could do yours lol. Scary huh? lol. I learned alot some good info let me tell ya. Uhm, Jimmy is coming to see me this weekend. I might make him watch some chick f

The Meaning Of The Pentacle
The Wiccan Pentacle: Symbol of Witchcraft The Pentacle, the most famous symbol of Witchcraft is a bold and fascinating statement about our place in the Universe. When the pentacle is drawn or written, the image created is called a pentagram. The pentagram represents an ancient concept that can be found in philosophical thought in both East and West. Although over 8,000 years old, the image of the pentagram is applicable in our modern world. The pentagram tells us that we have the ability to bring Spirit to Earth; this applies to every area of practical day-to-day living, as well as spiritual thought. The ability of bringing Spirit to Earth is what makes us whole. In Wiccan rituals, the pentacle is a round disk inscribed with a pentagram and placed upon on the altar. The disk can be made of many different materials. In more dangerous times, the pentacle was crafted from disposable materials such as clay or dough. To be caught in possession of a pentacle in those days could very

Through The Eyes Of A Firefighter
Through these eyes I have seen the miracle of birth and also the tragedies of death. Through these eyes I have seen the path of destuction that a fire leaves behind. And also the rebuilding of the damage it has caused. Through these eyes I have seen the crumbled metal of a car accident and also the untouched body that sometimes comes walking out. Through these eyes I have seen the sadness of loved ones that helplessly stand by watching. And also the excitement when a rescue is successful and no one gets hurt. Through these eyes I have helped victims that I know and also ones that I have never seen before, while sometimes risking my own safety. Through these eyes I have seen a new life come into the world and a few hours later, one taken away. Through these eyes I have seen unprevoked attacks on innocent people and the look of evil in the eyes of the attacker. Through these eyes I have seen a mother praying for her childs life and also a family relieved that the

What Kinda Killer?
You scored as Hannibal Lecter. You are Hannibal Lecter. You dont need to eat human flesh to live, but do so because it just taste good. You are very intelligent, and enjoy using it to your advantage to keep people guessing. You arent a killing machine, but when you do decide to let loose, watch out! Dinner is served, with some fava beans, and a nice chianti!Hannibal Lecter75%Michael Myers55%Freddy Krueger40%Pinhead40%Jigsaw40%Candyman35%Captain Spaulding30%Buffalo Bill25%Leatherface25%Jason Voorhees15%Wh

Condoms For Every Man
Condoms For Every Man A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What's are these, Dad?" To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called condoms, son. Men use them to have safe sex." "Oh I see," replied the boys pensively. "Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school." He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks, "Why are there 3 in this package?" The dad replies, "Those are for high-school boys. One for Friday, one for Saturday, and one for Sunday." "Cool!" says the boy. He notices a 6-pack and asks, "Then who are these for?" "Those are for college men," The dad answers, "TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday." "WOW!" exclaimed the boy. "Then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up a12-pack. With a sigh, the dad replied, "Those are for married men. One for January, one for February, one for March..."

P Diddy
im watching ellen,and diddy is performing,now he is also one of my favorites,i have always been into music,and its a big part of my life,when i was younger i worked at gilleys in pasadena tx.i got to meet alot of different artist,mostly country,but some were not,now im not into country music to much,but it was a blast working there.but i think music calms the soul....

Best Smile Contest!
Hey guys!!! I am in a BEST SMILE contest!! Will you PLEASSSSEEEE go vote for me? Please rate and comment (as much as u want hehe) and get me to first place whoohoo! lol. Go Here to vote! Thanks bunchaz! Muahz!

Tired
I am so tired of the lies on top of lies. why cant you be faithful and true. why cant you be honest. why must you lie and lie to me. you say trust in me and believe in me, but why should i when you hide to make calls to certian people. when you lie to me at every turn. what have i ever done to you . not a damn thing but help you and wait on you. i am so tired i dont know how much more i can take how much more i can handle before i loose my mind. i cant sleep, i cant eat this is killing me you say trust me believe in me, well give me a reason to trust in you to believe in you. give me something other that the lies and bull. i am so tired. i dream and when i do its nothing but of the lies you tell. im am so tired of this game.

What Is Your Talent
Using your mouth Your sexual hidden talent is your ability to use your mouth. You are incredibly sensual, a great kisser and a seductive lover. You drive all of your partners crazy with your mouth. I have always known this. :)

Hidden Talent
Using your body Your sexual hidden talent is using your body's natural charm and beauty to seduce your partner. You are all about having the perfect body/looking good for your partner - and it does the trick every time. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

2006
I am a new member here and have never posted a blog in my life!! This year have been a really rough one. My 16 year old daughter has been battling mental illness , and since July I have lost 3 loved ones. My cousin Bill fought a 4 year long battle against cancer. Another cousin, Jerry, had a stroke aboard a cruise ship. He and his wife were celebrating her 60th birthday.. And now 2 weeks ago, my ex husband Andy passed away suddenly with complications from diabetes. I know that they were all Christians and loved the Lord, but I will miss them all so much. My children and I moved back down south a year ago and made a fresh start. We have loving family members all around us but it has been difficult to have a loving, romantic relationship. But strangely enough I have a sweet man in my life again. I broke things off when my world started falling apart and I wish that I hadn't. I wrote him an e-mail one day to apologize for being such a jerk..and now we are going to try it again

The 11th Day The 11th Hour And The 11th Month (repost)
THIS IS A DAY THAT WE ALL SHOULD REMEMBER. IF IT WAS NOT FOR OUR FITING MEN AND WOMEN WE WOULD NOT HAVE THIS GREAT SITE TO COME TO. SO GIVE OUR FITTING MEN AND WOMEN THE THE PRAISE THAT THEY DESREVE. TAKE 11 SECONDS OR EVEN 11 MINUTS OUT OF YOUR LIFE TO GIVE PRAISE TO THEM AND PRAYERS FOR THE ONES WHO ARE NO LONGER WITH US. REMEMBER THEY GOT US THE FREEDOM THAT WE NOW TAKE FOR GRANIT.

Firefighters Son
as you may have seen in the bulletin im asking for prayers out there for little bradley who is six years old battling cancer his parents and bradley can use your prayers tonight so he can win this battle with cancer .. its been a tough week dealing with this news hope you all can understand thanks david

The Deal
ok kiddies! here's the deal, my parents are home now, so i cant have the webcam out as much as i would like. PLUS i dont get nude on it anyway so chill your horses, cowboys. so yea, it's not to disappoint, it's so i dont get crucified if my parents find the cam (cuz they're protective like that). next, i gotta kidsit tonight at 6:30 until who knows when. point is, i wont be online from like 6:20 on. BUT i will be making moneys, lol. i'm still gettin the same "i'll be there for you" and then the empty space and silence between me and whoever said it. soooo, i'm done believin that...unless...no nvm, no unless. argh...life is fun somedays. i'm pissed at the frickin hot topic website. this is soooo bitch but i'm sorry, i have to do this. ok i ordered a bunch of stuff from there. i got TWO out of like 5 things. the other stuff was backordered. BS cuz it's still not here and it's been over a month!! grrrr! there's prolly more that you'll be hearing about later but

Best Breast Contest...
OKay, im in a best breast contest and im down by 10 ratings...anyone want to go and leave me a 10?? use the link below and it takes ya to my boob pic :P http://cherrytap.com/viewimage.php?u=238986&albumid=104771&i=2874888968

3 Secrets Of Meeting Women Online
3 Secrets Of Meeting Women Online -------------------------------------------------- To safely and permanently exclude yourself from future mailings just click the link at the end of this newsletter. To sign yourself up for this complimentary e-letter, visit www.DoubleYourDatingProgram.com -------------------------------------------------- >If you've "tried" online dating, and not gotten the results that you wanted... or you'd like to learn how to write online personal ads that get MASSIVE RESPONSE, then go read this: http://www.DoubleYourDatingProgram.com/e/17842/MeetingWomenOnline/ ***SUCCESS STORY*** Well I have to say I was a little skeptical about your book at first. I've never been very successful with women. I've always been the shy, quiet type that treat women like a prize and act like a wussy. Well after a few newsletters I decided to give it a shot. Well it all made sense to me so I got your CD series and it's even better then the book. So I

Hi All I'm Back
for t6wo days i was sick with a cold but it only lasted two day it is so gone i must hav4e a very strong system that can fight anything and i am not sick any more i am back for all of to enjoy my company again i have missed you my guy friends your ANGEL EYES

Princess Contest
I DID IT!!...I Won The C.T. Princess Contest Held By The C.T. King (Mr.Rush). This Is My Crown!! He Also Gave Me A Diamond Ring!!..Yay!!... I Would Like To Say Thanks To My Majorly Awesome Friends Who Helped Promote Me For This Contest..You Guys ROCK!!.. Thats All x0x -Ash

Italian Herb-roasted Lamb
Recipe Rating: Prep Time: 5 min Total Time: 3 hr 5 min Makes: 8 servings 1 cup KRAFT Zesty Italian Dressing 1/2 cup dry red wine 3 cloves garlic, minced 1 Tbsp. dried rosemary leaves 2 tsp. dried thyme leaves 1 tsp. salt 1 tsp. pepper 1 butterflied leg of lamb (about 3 lb.) MIX dressing, wine, garlic, herbs and seasonings. Pour over meat in large resealable plastic bag; seal bag. Turn bag over several times to evenly coat meat. Refrigerate several hours or overnight, turning occasionally. PREHEAT oven to 350°F. Place meat on rack in roasting pan. BAKE 50 min. to 1 hour or until instant read thermometer reaches 160°F. Let stand 10 min. before slicing. Garnish with fresh rosemary, if desired. KRAFT KITCHENS TIPS How to Select Lamb Look for lamb that is pinkish red and has a velvety texture. Dark red meat usually indicates the meat is older. NUTRITION INFORMATION Nutrition (per serving) Calories 250 Total fat 14g Saturated fat 3g

Starting With Ourself
WHO- are we to deside which has the right to live on this planet? Are we really so superior to life and it's exsistence, do we deserve to be on top of the world as we are now? WHAT- does it take for us to realize that life is sacred, that we dont have the right to choose for others and their way of life? Is it so hard to grasp that we all are made of the same material? WHEN- do we all meet at the table and listen to each other, and regardless of our religion, culture and political standpoints. Cause the danger lay there folks, when we mix these three issues, they have to be kept apart while we discus these matters about bringing this earth back to something we can regconize and relate to. Do you know what dear folks?. Since Jesus was born and up to this date, we have only had 200 years of peace on this planet. When lovely people do we learn acceptance, respect and love for all no matter what colour or believe we have, when it all comes down to one thing L

Honestly, Read This
This is how amazingly tired i am... i was just sitting here, kicking ass for miss jenny for a contest, when for no reson i thought of the words "hooty McBlowfish" and started laughing histerically. Writing the words down, here, made me laugh hysterically. recounting writing the words down is making me laugh hysterically. dear god.. what are we going to do with me...Yes, i know my blogs are so deep.

Pam's Fishing Trip Ch. 02
Pam's Fishing Trip Ch. 02 by jallen944 © Anne set the phone down on the counter and went to the bottom of the stairs. "Pam?" she shouted. "What?" Pam answered, and stood in her doorway to look down the staircase. "Mr. Thorn wants to know if you want to go fishing with him. He's going up to the lake this weekend." "Yeah, I'll go," Pam said, suddenly feeling very excited. He did it. He figured out how to get her alone for a weekend. "Ok. I'll tell him you'll be ready when he comes by to pick you up." Pam rushed back into her room, filled with nervous excitement. She rubbed her legs together and stimulated her clitoris. Before she knew it, she was having an orgasm and Mr. Thorn wouldn't be there to pick her up for two more days. By Friday afternoon she had packed everything she might need for the weekend, including spare clothes in case she gets wet, sweaters in case it gets cold, toilet paper just in case, her pillow, her swimsuit, her Walkman and tapes, spare ba

Poem
Im in a weird dark places surrounded by unknowen faces/ Most people seem Nice while others seem tasteless/ Who is in this place!! I don't know are they friend or foe/ which way do I go everyone is new no one will tell I feal like im in hell/ except theres a smeel ...oh i farted im in the drunk cell im dumb like thid i dunno

Time For Fun
Fun times.. what does this mean, for you dirty minds out there, it means sex on the beach, and wild under the sheets. Others it means diner and a movie, or perhaps a game of pool... Then there is Wild times.. is it playing with a tiger or sex in the craziest positions.. what do you think??

Weak Poems I Tried At One Time....
I Wish You Didn’t I wish you didn’t love me, I wish I didn’t love you, It would make it so much easier To do what I have to do To accept the rain with the pain And my life with the shame To forget and forgive With time being the only enemy Why do you make it so tough? Why is life so rough? Burdens and crossfire Die in time Love don’t I wish you didn’t But you do I wish I didn’t But I do For that I Thank You Reveal Eyes are watching Hours grow dim Ears are listening My chances grow slim Cold breaks the dusk Moonlight follows the musk Inch by inch I run; I must Evil arcs my path Silence falls as a mask My heart thumps, thumps And thumps. Intuition sets in, Curiosity runs thin My eyes turn to blight Courage gives up the fight Sacrifice Deaths delight. Faded Ghost is my prisoner Ghost is my friend Alone in the dark Is where it all begins? The soft caress of nothingness The cold feel that entraps your soul T

Hit Or Miss
HIT OR MISS I never thought to end it like this, All my feelings are hit or miss. Bouncing around like a jumbled thought, Into the voidless decaying rot. You're everything I ever wanted to control, Even the darkness has a soul. A nameless nothing that has no end, Every rule, it chooses to bend. But happiness is what I seek, Maybe my efforts are way too weak. Peace will not find a place within me, The rutheless vengeful hate will not let me be.

The Foolish Fox
Every Sunday, the Fox loved nothing better to do than going to the meadow and meeting the other animals for a game of football. He was an excellent tailback -- shifty and quick -- and much admired for his running skill. But the acclaim went to his head. "Make me the quarterback," said the Fox. "I am crafty. My running will enhance the position. If I cannot play quarterback, I will not play at all!" His teammates grumbled, but the very next Sunday the Fox took his new position. On the first play from scrimmage, he fumbled and barely managed to pounce on the ball. He returned to the huddle. "Go long," he said to the Deer. "I will hit you down the sideline." The Deer ran like the wind, but the fox was confused by the unfamiliar defensive coverage. Before he could throw the ball, he was tackled for a ten-yard loss. The Fox stood in shotgun formation for third down. No sooner had the ball touched his paws than he was smothered by the blitzing Moose. Facing fourth and twenty-

Lone Eagle's Blog Posting...
Couldn't have said it better myself... Thought for the day In case we find ourselves starting to believe all the anti-American sentiment and negativity, we should remember England's Prime Minister Tony Blair's words during a recent interview. When asked by one of his Parliament members why he believes so much in America, he said: "A simple way to take measure of a country is to look at how many want in... And how many want out." Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you: 1 Jesus Christ 2. The American G. I. One died for your soul, the other for your freedom. YOU MIGHT WANT TO PASS THIS ON, AS MANY SEEM TO FORGET BOTH OF THEM. AMEN! http://www.cherrytap.com/blog/20786/88658

Holding Onto A Dream
this one took me a while because i had some distractions -cough cough- THROATFUCK! lol =) looking at the clock watching time pass by her soul is gone she wanted to cry she’s giving him everything but he doesn’t seem to care he has her heart and soul but the deal isn’t fair he doesn’t see how much she wants him she wants to be his only one the one he goes to for problems the one he thinks is fun she dreams about him at night wonders if he does the same does he think about her as much sometimes she feels ashamed why is she letting herself fall i guess she’s just looking for something just to have her hold on to give in and say it all he seems so scared to let her in scared of what he feels she just wants him to be happy make this dream come real i guess she will just have to see wait to be together hold onto him all night long and be with him forever

Thank The Military When You Think You Have It Bad
Your alarm goes off, you hit the snooze and sleep for another 10 minutes. He stays up for days on end. _________________________ You take a warm shower to help you wake up He goes days or weeks without running water. __________________________ You complain of a "headache", and call in sick. He gets shot at as others are hit, and keeps moving forward. __________________________ You put on your anti war/don't support the troops shirt, and go meet up with your friends. He still fights for your right to wear that shirt. __________________________ You make sure you're cell phone is in your pocket. ! He clutches the cross hanging on his chain next to his dog tags. __________________________ You talk trash about your "buddies" that aren't with you. He knows he may not see some of his buddies again. __________________________ You walk down the beach, staring at all the pretty girls. He walks the streets, searching for insurgents and terrorists. _

Do It For Porn Sakes!
PLEASE STOP BY AND SHOW THIS GREAT GUY SOME CHERRY LUV... GODFATHER ~~HITMAN FAMILY~~A.K.A. DADDYLOWRIDER@ CherryTAP SHOWS OVER NOW GO MY MINI ME'S AND DO YOUR BEST TO HELP HIM LEVEL UP AHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Twisted Tied Bound
Twisted and tied... bound and ready to ride... Spank that ass till it's red... it eagerly awaits my head... the penetration is deep and swift... you exhale as my thrusts lift... Moans escape your lips, and a little whine... you back into me as I fuck that ass so fine... Your pussy is wet and your nipples are hard... I whisper shit in your ear that leaves you scarred... Your mind now a total mess... as I fuck you, you feel blessed... Moans become screams as passion abounds... as my motions hasten there are no frowns...

It's Blood Curtling, Do Not Read If You Have A Weak Tummy, Lol...
A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the bathroom. A few minutes later, a loud, blood-curdling scream is heard coming from the bathroom. A few minutes after that, another loud scream reverberates through the bar. The bartender goes into the bathroom to investigate why the drunk is screaming. "What's all the screaming about in there?" he yells. "You're scaring my customers!" "I'm just sitting here on the toilet," slurs the drunk, "and every time I try to flush, something comes up and squeezes the hell out of my balls." The bartender opens the door, looks in, and says, "You idiot! You're sitting on the mop bucket!"

Zodeac
Libra You are so popular, you have your choice of hotties. You can easily charm anyone of your choosing, and you often come home with someone you picked up at the bar. Despite your forward and extraverted nature, you are usually submissive in bed. You like your partner to take the lead and show you all of their little secrets. Sex matches: Gemini, Sagittarius, Aquarius Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

To?????
EASY DIFFICULT Easy is to judge the mistakes of others Difficult is to recognize our own mistakes Easy is to talk without thinking Difficult is to refrain the tongue Easy is to hurt someone who loves us. Difficult is to heal the wound... Easy is to forgive others Difficult is to ask for forgiveness Easy is to set rules. Difficult is to follow them.. Easy is to dream every night. Difficult is to fight for a dream... Easy is to show victory. Difficult is to assume defeat with dignity... Easy is to admire a full moon. Difficult to see the other side... Easy is to stumble with a stone. Difficult is to get up... Easy is to enjoy life every day. Difficult to give its real value... Easy is to promise something to someone. Difficult is to fulfill that promise... Easy is to say we love. Difficult is to show it every day... Easy is to criticize others. Difficult is to improve oneself... Easy is to

Another Day
WELL IT'S ANOTHER DAY BIG WHOOP...LOL. TURKEY DAY IS NEXT WEEK AND THEN CHRISTMAS AND NEW YEARS. I HOPE NEXT YEAR IS BETTER THEN THIS YEAR HAS BEEN. I'VE MET A LOT OF COOL PEOLE SINCE JOINING LOST CHERRY WHICH IS KNOWN BY IT'S NEW NAME CHERRY TAP.

Never Gonna Be Right
Death, death, death comes sweeping down, filthy death the leering clown, death on wings, death by surprise, failing evil from worldly eyes, death that spawns as life succumbs, while death and love, two kindred drums, beat the time till judgement day, an actor in a passion play, without beginning, without end, evermore, amen. -Cemetery Man so, its friday, and I listen to that voice inside that says I should drink some wine and think about the good times. Where are those friends of mine, who used to talk tall shit about the cause and revolution and quiting our shitty min wage jobs and getting a message out there and then tripping balls into the night in the perpetual search for love or at least a wild time. Times, they are a changing. no place for bears to hibernate, its 70 degrees in mid november and everyone I know is 700 miles away

Santa's Other Job
Have you ever wondered what Santa does with the rest of the 364 days of the year, or better yet how can he afford to supply all those kiddies with the toys. I know you are thinking, he has those Elves making the toys (yes, that is true)but he still has to pay for the supplies doesn't he. Well I will tell you how! I recently stumbled into a strip club way up north called 'THE POLE' and this was no ordinary strip club for all the dancers were little people. At first I thought that it was some kind of gimmick, of course that was untill I saw that white bearded fat man sitting in that back counting money. I asked one of the pint sized waitresses "Who was the man in that back of the room" but she must have miss heard me for she said back to me "so you want to see the man about the back room". Well I just agreed and she told me all I had to do was say the pass words to the bearded man. I slipped a fifty into her tiny G-string (really, I floss my teeth with thicker threads) and she wispe

Thanks
HEY EVERYBODY! I WANNA THANK YOU A MILLION TIMES OVER FOR HELPING ME LEVEL! EVERYONE IS SO GREAT AND I'M HAVINF A BLAST WITH ALL MY NEW FRIENDS! AGAIN THANKS SO MUCH FOR ALL YOUR HELP! TAKE CARE & HAVE A GOOD ONE!! ~BABY BLUE~

Hellish Week Finally Over!
Well it is finally the weekend. In the past seven days I have worked 113 hours so I am just about drained. Now I can finally answer all my mail and comments here and get some rest! Show some love :) - J

Lost Love
To brokenhearted women, please heed these words I say, the pain you think eternal will come to rest one day. Your destiny has whispered he wasn't the one for you, true love would never allow the pain he's put you through. A soul mate will always protect you, he won't hurt you in any way, and the bond that forms between you will grow stronger every day. Don't shed your tears in silence, there was nothing you could do, God gave you the strength of a woman, and your faith to carry you through. Time is so short and precious, so make every moment last, live today, tomorrow, don't dwell upon the past. The one who left you broken will come to rue the day, and the pain you thought eternal will slowly fade away.

Fools Rush In
“You will never know love unless you surrender to it.” It’s funny how one quote from a movie can mean so much to a person. I hear those words and I cry every single time, without fail. You can look to me at that point in the movie and the tears are already streaming down my face. And while some find it cute, few really understand why that line makes me cry. Everyone in life desires to be loved. Some people are lucky and they find love the first time, get married once, start a family and live life with one person. Other people search their entire lives, sometimes marrying more than one person over a lifetime, trying to find the half that makes them whole. If they are lucky they find that person on the second try. There are still those in life that wander through it aimlessly, always searching for the person that completes them. If these people are lucky, they find them eventually. And sadly, there are still those that never really find the one person that makes them the happiest t

Music
"Anesthesia" by Type O Negative Like a flash of light in an endless night Life is trapped between two dark entities 'Cause when you trust someone, illusion has begun No way to prepare, impending despair Did one say so cruel: "Tis better to love than lose" Ignorance is bliss - wish not knew your kiss So many times been burned, this lesson goes unlearned Remember desire only fuels the fire - liar Betwixed birth and death, every breath regret I pity the living, envy for the dead Emotionally stunned, in defense, I'm numb I'd rather not care than to be aware - be scared I don't need love Are a thousand tears worth a single smile? When you give an inch, will they take a mile? Longing for the past but dreading the future If not being used, well then you're a user and a loser World reknowned failure at both death and life Given nothingness, purgatory blight To run and hide, a cowardly procedure Opti

Solo!
Well as a few of you know I am in chior and today was solo try outs! YAY! I didnt do it! He held them when I wasnt there. All the other more experienced seniors tried out. They blow my crappy voice out of the water. SO he said last calls and i didnt do it. I knew I wouldnt get it. So I pretty much feel like shit because I didnt do it! My day got better tho! My mom and I went to lunch and dessert on me! We went to Tbell then Applebees for dessert! It was sooo yummy!They have new "bite" sized brownies and icecream. that are 1 dollar. SO I had 2 of thoes then my mommy had their chocolate layered raspberry cake! It was sooo yummy! We had a good mommy daughter day! We laughed so much today! Ive ben in a good mood about me not singing. She made me forget all about me being a chicken shit! lol then tonight Sean and I are getting soem quick dinner then going window shopping and to my Aunts to get pics of my cuz's for a book im writting. A childs ngh before christmas. Its for art. Its fu

Waxing Lyrical
It can be shocking, the things you view when switching on the old Tv, There's gardening, sport and drama there for all to see. With fashion tips and makeovers and various things cosmetic Most subjects are revealed from the usual to esoteric! But switching on the other day made me stop and stare For peering right back at me was springy pubic hair. The topic of the show was about female thoughts and whims Covering the subject (excuse the pun) of bald or hairy quims. This subject was new to me; I really had no notion Of the choice between the wax, razor blade or pungent potion. It seems the women of the world really do appear to care, As they ponder on the choices, leave it hairy or strip it bare! Whilst it seems that man's chin needs a frequent trim One questions can the same apply, to a womans quim? Imagine being very brave, not the least bit chary And letting loose those follicles, leaving pussy thick and hairy? This statement's made in isolation, creating tho

Not Safe For Work (and All That Blasts Cleared Up)
Baby Jesus has posted a blog on his site about the matters that might be with regard to clearing up the whereforwithalls about the changes that are constantly occurring on this site, as well as more specifically the new NSFW designation. I read his blog to catch up on it all. Although I was just on a mini-vacation for my brief absence between Sunday morning and Tuesday night, I felt like I should have had a sign posted above me "While I was sleeping..."... lol...because I felt that I had been quite asleep during the recent changes to the site!! :D I, for one, am glad for all the aspects of changes that they are constantly striving to achieve. When coming to this site originally about a month ago, I was amazed and overwhelmed by the site, as well as the quality of many of the members on the site. I have made many great friends that I would not have, otherwise, been able to do so had it not been for the LC/CT. I have felt a renewed sense of comarraderie (hmmm too bad it doesn

Squirting
Laying a blanket down on the floor, you tell me to get down and give you a show. Laying down I start to slowly tease myself, fingering my pussy which is already very wet, getting lost in myself. Slowly pushing my finger in and out, fucking myself, I move to my clit. Massaging it in little circles, bringing myself quickly to orgasm I suddenly feel you, your fingers pushing inside me sending me over the edge. Cumming hard, squirting over your hand as I cry out. Not stopping I work my fingers harder, faster. Running a hand up to my breasts, pinching my nipples as you fuck my pussy with your fingers and I furiously finger my clit. My body tensing up as I begin to climax, my muscles clenching your fingers as I do, covering your hand and mine with my juices. Feeling your mouth as it covers my clit and pussy, licking and sucking at my wetness, making my body quiver as you send me over the edge again. Quickly positioning yourself over me, capturing my lips in yours, kissing me...I taste myself

Gifts That Cost Nothing
1) THE GIFT OF LISTENING... But you must REALLY listen. No interrupting, no daydreaming, no planning your response. Just listening. 2) THE GIFT OF AFFECTION... Be generous with appropriate hugs, kisses, pats on the back and handholds. Let these small actions demonstrate the love you have for family and friends. 3) THE GIFT OF LAUGHTER... Clip cartoons. Share articles and funny stories. Your gift will say, "I love to laugh with you." 4) THE GIFT OF A WRITTEN NOTE... It can be a simple "Thanks for the help" note or a full sonnet. A brief, handwritten note may be remembered for a lifetime, and may even change a life. 5) THE GIFT OF A COMPLIMENT... A simple and sincere, "You look great in red," "You did a super job" or "That was a wonderful meal” can make someone's day. 6) THE GIFT OF A FAVOR... Every day, go out of your way to do something kind. 7) THE GIFT OF SOLITUDE... There are times when we want nothing better than to be left alone. Be sensitive to those time

Brain Freeze!!!!!!!
I AM CURRENTLY NOT ANGRY RIGHT NOW!!!! THEREFORE I'M DRAWING A BLANK FOR MY BLOGS. COME ONE PEOPLE!!!! SOMEONE IS BOUND TO BE STUPID IN A NO STUPID ZONE SOONER OR LATER. GUESS I WILL JUST HAVE TO POST HAPPY BLOGS UNTIL THEN.......

Tears
As these tears run down my face, tears of agony tears of pain- broken hearted, I scream as my bones weaken and my soul crumbles. Turning me inside out twist-turn twist-turn, hang me out to dry. Trampling my hopes My dreams fall before me- incomplete tears of hoplesness tears of lonlyness- freefalling non-stop As these tears run down my face, tears of agony tears of pain- broken hearted, I scream as my bones weaken and my soul crumbles. Turning me inside out twist-turn twist-turn, hang me out to dry. Trampling my hopes My dreams fall before me- incomplete tears of hoplesness tears of lonlyness- freefalling non-stop TEARS.

Death And Birth
As the most of you know November 27th is the first anniversary of the Death of my son David. He is loved and will never be forgotten. This was probably going to be a very bad anniversary thats the way it was leading anyway. Tell me that Our God is not a right on time God. November 21st this year just 6 days before the anniversary of Davids death a new life was brought to us. My Grandaughter Destiny Faith. Out of the Ashes new life begins. Out of desolatin a new hope. Out of despair comes happiness. Through a bad time we know the Good. Through death we know new birth. Although not very religious I do believe there is an all might power he knows our needs as well as our desires.

Oops
I did something really stupid yesterday. I got my nephews birthday party times mixed up. I don't know how it happened. I believe I did it when times where being changed for other things and I was to tired to think. It is my fault and I feel horrible, I mean I really wanted to spend time with his mama. I haven't seen her in so long. I am so stupid sometimes. I'm sorry Ria and Gabe please don't hate me. *hugs* Last night was just not my night. I know it's the holidays but dang it people do NOT throw every toy you see onto the floor. I mean there is some poor unfortunate soul out there who has to clean up after you. Just wait til it happens to you. Really though with 7-10 pallets a night and a floor full of toys I can not possibly have it all clean by 0700. Not to mention work all the pallets too. Oh and try to work over stock. They aren't even giving me any help. Well none that can do anything for themselves that is. This is to busy a holiday to get behind like I have started to do

The Erfect Man
The perfect man is gentle Never cruel or mean He has a beautiful smile And keeps his face so clean. The perfect man likes children And will raise them by your side He will be a good father As well as a good husband to his bride. The perfect man loves cooking Cleaning and vacuuming too He'll do anything in his power To convey his feelings of love on to you. The perfect man is sweet Writing poetry from your name He's a best friend to your mother And kisses away your pain. He never has made you cry Or hurt you in any way To hell with this endless poem The perfect man is gay

Chet The Parrot
A few days before Christmas, a man enters a pet store looking for a unique gift for his wife. The store manager tells him he has just what he's looking for! A beautiful parrot named Chet that sings Christmas carols. He brings the husband over to a colorful but quiet bird. The man agrees that Chet certainly is pretty, but he doesn't seem to be much for singing. The manager tells him to watch as he reaches into his pocket and pulls out a lighter. The manager then clicks the lighter and holds it under Chet's left foot. Immediately Chet starts singing; "Silent Night, Holy Night." The husband is very impressed with Chet's singing abilities and watches as the manager moves the lighter underneath Chet's right foot. Chet now starts to sing "Jingle Bells, Jingle All the Way." The husband says Chet is perfect and that he'll take him. The husband rushes home to his wife and insists upon giving her this wonderful gift immediately. He presents Chet and starts to

Grandma's Boyfriend
A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one day. Playing with his toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting, He looked up and said, "Grandma, how come you don't have a Boyfriend now that Grandpa went to heaven?" Grandma replied, "Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I can sit in my Bedroom and watch it all day long. The religious programs make me Feel good and the comedies make me laugh. I'm happy with my TV as my boyfriend." Grandma turned on the TV, and the reception was terrible. She started adjusting the knobs, trying to get the picture in focus. Frustrated, she started hitting the backside of the TV hoping to fix the problem. The little boy heard the doorbell ring, so he hurried to open the door,And there stood Grandma's minister. The minister said, "Hello, son, is your Grandma home?" The little boy replied,"Yeah, she's in the bedroom bangin' her boyfriend." The minister fainted.

Little Johnny Jokes
One day the teacher wanted the class to use the word definately in a sentence. Suzy raised her hand so she called on her. She said, "The sky is definately blue!" "I'm sorry Suzy thats wrong the sky sometimes turns different colors red ,gray etc.. any body else?" Timmy raised his hand and said, "The grass is definately green." "I'm sorry Timmy that's not true either, sometimes the grass dies and it may turn brown, anybody else?" Little Johnny raises his hand and says, "Teacher do farts have lumps?" The teacher says, "no why?" Johnny says, "Then I definately Shit my pants!" Little Johnny is in a class where every Friday the teacher asks a question, and if you get it right you don't have to go to school on Monday. The fist friday the question was how many gallons of water are there in the whole world. No one knew so they all had to go to school on Monday. Next Friday the question was how many grains of sand are there in the whole world. No one knew so they had to sgo

Slapped And Screwed
COMPANY POLICY TO ALL EMPLOYEES: As a result of the reduction of money budgeted for department areas, we are forced to cut down on our number of personnel. Under this plan, older employees will be asked to take early retirement, thus permitting the retention of younger people who represent our future. Therefore, a program to phase out older personnel by the end of the current fiscal year, via retirement, will be placed into effect immediately. This program will be known as SLAP. (Sever Late-Age Personnel). Employees who are SLAPPED will be given the opportunity to look for jobs outside the company. SLAPPED employees can request a review of their employment records before actual retirement takes place. This review phase of the program is called SCREW (Survey of Capabilities of Retired Early Workers). All employees who have been SLAPPED and SCREWED may file an appeal with upper management. This appeal is called SHAFT(Study by Higher Authority Following Term

Thrive
Thrive The pain through my heart from this stake. Shed tears, I cannot! For my eyes are dry Lack of love useless to try. Judge of my actions they do Thrive. Ripping & Shredding my soul I scream to survive! Pain has become that which is everyday to be. Memories soon to fade, erasing of me. xx Ariel

Contest
well im in a contest for the sexiest filf. you can rate me and leave has many comments as you like. the contest if for the most ratings and most comments. so please stop by and help me out. i have always done the same for u now u can help me out. thank you and vote many time for me.thank u for the help and please repost to your friends.

No Subject
just thought i would say hello to everyone.. and i hope that nobody on here is mad at me or anything like that.. i have been feeling so bad for days and feeling gulity for reasons that i can not understand.. but if i have hurt anyone or said something that was taken the wrong way or whatever it might have been im sorry.. but like i said im not sure what i have been feeling gulity about.. i just feel selfish lately because i love all my friends very much and i wanna be there for them all very much and do what i can to support and show that i do love them.. all my friends mean the world to me and i dont wanna loose anyone.. if anyone wants to send me a message your more then welcome to..

Love Meditation
LOVE MEDITATION It only takes half a minute.... get comfortable.... Take a deep breath in..... a nice long slow breath that pushes the tummy out and brings in a beautiful stream of oxygen.... Exhale... feel that breath releasing slowly and taking with it any cares and worries ...releasing them, to be transformed to clear, new possibilities.... Take another deep breath..... and as you do this, close your eyes and see the words Peace Love Gratitude float across your inner minds eye.... Exhale knowing that all is well and everything is exactly as it should be in the world..... Feel the centering of your mind as you rest into the gorgeous zone. This is so. .....Peace and Tranquility is only ever a breath away.... Love is all that really matters.. and love always begins within.....

We Are Part Of The Circle
We are part of the circle We have our power to choose, our human will and imagination, our courage, our passion, our willingness to act and to love. And we are not, in truth, strangers to this world. We are part of the circle. When we plant, when we weave, when we write, when we give birth, when we organize, when we heal, when we run through the park while the redwoods sweat mist, when we do what we're afraid to do, we are not separate. We are of the world and of each other, and the power within us is a great, if not an invincible power. Though we can be hurt, we can heal; though each of us can be destroyed, within us is the power of renewal. Source: Dreaming the Dark Starhawk http://www.angelfire.com/ca/iloveDave/mys.html --

Your Not Worth Crying Over(for You From You)
if only i could burn everything that reminded me of you all you ever did was cause me pain you never thought with your heart, never with your brain id change the songs that ever made me think of you id force myself, to remember that when you said i" love you", you werent being true id take back ever kiss we shared id let go of all the pain i bared ....FOR YOU, FROM YOU all the nights i cried how i wish i died .... FOR YOU, FROM YOU but each time, i came running back not this time i learned your not worth crying over i learned your not worth BLEEDING over im going to kill every awful memory that we shared im going to fucking destroy everything i see that makes me think of you everything i regret everything i cried over everything that sends shivers down my spine if i have to kill you in order for my pain of you, from you, to go away enjoy your last day on earth, todays your lucky day.

61 Things We Don't Know About Guys
1. Guys hate sluts even though they have sex with them! 2. "Hey, are you busy?" or "Are you doing something?" ~ two phrases guys open with to stop from stammering on the phone. 3... Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about. 4. Before they call, guys try to plan out a little about what they're gonna say so there aren't awkward pauses, but once he's on the phone he forgets it all and makes it up as he goes. 5. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile. 6. Guys will do anything just to get you to notice him. 7. Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend or ex love-interest. Unless they're goin for the let-her-complain-to-you-and-then-have-her-realize-how-wonderful-and-nice-you-are method. 8. A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to. 9. Boyfriends need to be reassured often that they're still loved. 10. Don't talk about your guy friends to your boyfriend. 11. Guys ge

Not Feelinn Well...
Hey Everyone...I am sorry if you try to talk to me and I dont talk back. I just started feelin sick like 10 minutes ago and I feel like I am gonna puke. So please dont take it personal...love ya all. Vamp

It's A Real Number!!!
Sweet!!! Okay long story short, Friday I was at a 3x7 show and a gal thats always there brought her cousins. Well I asked one of them for her phone number and she gave me hers and i gave her mine. Well today I called her and got her voice mail. Which is proof that it's a real number. Now will she call back. I don't know but at least I know that when I ask someone for their number they really give me one.

What Disney Princess Are You?
What Disney Princess are you? BelleYou see past the bad things in people. You also don't settle for someone who is below your standards. You care about your education and you love your family. It takes a lot to win your heart, but once someone does they can count on you to be loyal. Take this test

*when My Heart Couldn't Accept The Loss*
++SARAH McLACHLAN: DO WHAT U HAVE 2DO++ What ravages of spirit conjured this temptuous rage created you a monster broken by the rules of love and fate has lead you through it you do what you have to do and fate has led you through it you do what you have to do ... and I have the sense to recognize that I don't know how to let you go every moment marked with apparitions of your soul I'm ever swiftly moving trying to escape this desire the yearning to be near you I do what I have to do the yearning to be near you I do what I have to do but I have the sense to recognize that I don't know how to let you go I don't know how to let you go a glowing ember burning hot burning slow deep within I'm shaken by the violence of existing for only you I know I can't be with you I do what I have to do I know I can't be with you I do what I have to do and I have sense to recognize but I don't know how to let you go I don't

Nyc Cops And Al Sharpton
SO, NYC COP SHOOTING AGAIN, SHOCKER. WHAT IS IT THAT MAKES COPS SO TRIGGER HAPPY IN NYC? IF THERES 4 OR 5 PEOPLE IN A CAR, AND U DONT SEE ANY WEAPONS, WTF, WHY SQUEEZE OFF 50 ROUNDS AT THE CAR? FIRST OFF, UNLESSS THE CAR IS COMING STRAIGHT FOR YOU, THEYRE NOT SUPPOSED TO SHOOT AT A VEHICLE. EITHER WAY, IF THEY WERE JUSTIFIED OR NOT IN THE SHOOTING, DOES IT REALLY TAKE 50 SHOTS TO STOP A FEW PEOPLE? I DONT THINK SO. AND THEY CLAIM THE ONE COP FIRED 31 ROUNDS? IF THATS THE CASE THEN HE HAD TO RELOAD AT LEAST ONCE IF HE WAS USING A 15 ROUND CLIP. DONT BELIEVE ANY OF THE SHIT IN THE PAPERS TODAY, B/C ITS ALL BULLSHIT. WAIT FOR THE INVESTIGATION AND SEE WHATS UP. I DONT KNOW IF THEY WERE JUSTIFIED OR NOT BUT I CANT IMAGINE JUSTIFYING 50 SHOTS AT ANYONE. 41 SHOTS WERE FIRED AT DIALLO, FOR GOING FOR HIS WALLET. ANYWAY, I DONT KNOW, MAYBE IM MISSING SOMETHING BUT EVERY TIME IVE DEALT W THE COPS, BE IT NYC OR NJ, THEY PRETTY MUCH ARE RUDE. EVEN ASKING FOR DIRECTIONS I GET ATTITUDE IN NYC, THIS

Do I Wait For A Greater Loss ????
A few years ago I made a friend But now shes ditched me I fear shell face an ugly end I worry for this friend Because her latest editions Are two drug obsessed alcoholic wild girls Each day I see new scars On her arms It makes me sad It makes me mad To see how far shell go Her two new friends As wild as wolves Tell her to smoke instead They tell Her to drink Promised to make it better I worry for I fear That this friendships end is near What if she over doses? I dont want her to die Like Tino did I couldnt stand the loss Do I cut her off? Or do I keep trying To prevent the loss?

A "trick" For Getting A Woman's Number
A "Trick" For Getting A Woman's Number >I get a lot of questions about how I learned this stuff about women and dating. If you'd like to read my story, just go here: http://www.DoubleYourDatingProgram.com/e/17842/Catalog/ ***QUESTION*** Hey Dave, Your material is awesome. I have met more women in 4 weeks with your material than in the previous 4 years of dating! I have, however, come across a problem which requires your expertise. I can easily obtain a woman's email and during the follow up email get their number. However, I get their voice mail often when I call them up. What is your feeling about leaving a message with them? I mean if you call several times (and they have caller I.D.) and don't leave a message they will think you are some kind of weirdo. For example I got this hot woman's email but whenever I call her (3 times in the past week) I get her answering machine. Should I leave a cocky/funny message on the third attempt or should I email h

Blah
I know this is sad to say, but i really understand why children hate there parents, or leave them and never contact them again. I love my mother but im on the verge of leaving and never speaking to her or my brothers again. Im sick of the name calling, everyday she has a new name for me, if its not Bitch, or Cunt, its you stupid slut. She has no reason to say this shit she just does. Out of anger for someone else. Today she said to me, im a retarded bitch just like my father, i love when she throws him in my face, cause yeah i can really chose who my fucking parents are. Nice huh. Like i dont have ENOUGH shit to deal with right now. This is why i left in the first place, cause of the hitting and name calling, well shes starting again. I understand shes sick and the medicines do mean things to her, but if she doesnt stop im gone. Even if that means leaving jersey. Ill go. I love my brothers, and my nieces but im not taking anymore abuse for no one. I cant do it anymore. I work my as

Computer Repair
Founded in August 25 of 2005, in Hendersonville/Flat Rock, NC I've been interested in computers sense before High School. I knew before I graduated or even before High school that I was going to get into the computer business. I learned everything I know about computers, from a great man "Eric Schmieder." He had made it so easy for his students to do anything they wanted to with a computer, What a great teacher. The first class was an 8 week course called "Build The Perfect PC For You. He taught me how to build a computer from scratch, First building a computer on paper by using the internet, then learning the inside of the computer. By then I already knew enough about the PC to have a head start for the next three classes. After "Build The Perfect PC For You" were the next three classes, also 8 weeks a piece "PC Upgrade Maintenance and Repair I, II, and III." In that class I learned the parts of the PC and how they made the computer run. Eric wasn't onl

Scout-n-skip Chapter 4 Ressurection
And so it came to pass that for seven long days and seven restful, very restful nights, the one known as skippy was seen only in the river of tears that originated from Scout's toilet. dead stuffed squirrel's dont flush. On that last day, the world groaned. For Scout decided that squirrels look good with a swirlie and tread marks. sigh... it was good while it lasted. On that day, a used car salesman was born, a goblin delivery driver found his bicycle bent around a quarter, and the prophet known as skippy began to preach his stares. His first miracle was nothing less than divine inspiration. He sought the creation of a new spell. Summon Rabbit Beasts. Unfortunately, the eager, toothed warriors seemed directionally challenged, and their fear potential seem less than inspired. They did however make good burgers. So it was that the Prophetic squirrel began to look for another breed of warrior. One that he could grow and shape into the perfect fighting machine.

Why Kisses On Sms ?
If u read,u owe me a HUG, if u delete,u Owe me a kiss, if u save,u owe me a DATE, if u return txt msg 2 me, u OWE me All, bt if u ignore, U r MINe! So wat will U do? What is Kiss? Kiss is an upper preparation for lower invasion, that will lead to further penetation,in fast acceleration that will build the next generation. The fluffy cloud may kiss the sky, the rose may kiss the butterfly, the morning due may kiss the grass but you my friend may kiss my lips!!

What The Hell
well i never done this before so lets try it huh, and let me know what you all think thanks..well i have a question how is it a man says he loves you but yet he has another woman he still talks to and has sex with... i ask about it and he says no i dont its just a place to drink ya right but any ways what am i to do i tried to break up with him a few times but he won't leave.. so does that mean i should go out and find myself a man for the side?? you know what i think i will... thanks let me know what you think

Dumdeedum
aweee shit. I wrote something on here but then I forget to put a subject in. What a dumbass. lol Anyways this is thefirsttime I have written anything in here. Im thinking constantly bout my next move in life even though my moves dont always agree with each other. Imwasting time while waiting for my ride. Oh damnit I just remembered when Ryan who is in my english class emabarresed me today. I had no idea what I was talking about. I felt like an idiot.

Military Man
The Military: The average age of the military man is 19 years. He is a short haired, tight-muscled kid who, under normal circumstances is considered by society as halfman, half boy Not yet dry behind the ears, not old enough to buy a beer, but old enough to die for his country. He never really cared much for work and he would rather wax his own car than wash his father's; but he has never collected unemployment either. He's a recent High School graduate; he was probably an average student, pursued some form of sport activities, drives a ten year old jalopy, and has a steady girlfriend that either broke up with him when he left, or swears to be waiting when he returns from half a world away. He listens to rock and roll or hip-hop or rap or jazz or swing and 155mm howitzer. He is 10 or 15 pounds lighter now than when he was at home because he is working or fighting from before dawn to well after dusk. He has trouble spelling, thus letter writing is a pain for him, but

The Dreamers Dream ( Author: Victor Farrell)
The Dreamer sleeps He sets the stage Creates the actors And each page Of script We read our lines We do the play We trudge along Day after day Until the crypt Yet, though we die We live The Dreamer sleeps Some of us wonder Is it for real Or just the thunder Of His snores As He creates Are we just figments? Could it be? Are dream vibrations Our reality? And, when we die, why Do we still vibrate on a plane nearby? The Dreamer sleeps But when awake Will we know then It’s all a fake? Will we go pouf! Just fade away? Rejoin the Self And end the Play? In the vast Infinite space Where everything has its place Within the lonely Cosmic Mind? The Dreamer sleeps Vibrations shimmer In a glass darkly I catch a glimmer The truth it seems Though not quite clear Confirms that we’re Not really here! All that exists All that we seem Is nothing but The Dreamer’s Dream Copyright © 2006 by Victor Farrell Victor Farrell@Authorsden

Now In Nanjing
18th Apr 2006 1:41 AM Hey guys, tis midnight of our first night here in Nanjing, odd place. kinda reminds me of old school Hong Kong about 1980's. flight was relatively harmless other than the fact they decided to hide our luggage somehwere completely random, damn their eyes! hostel is a lot less aminable than xi'an, not many other travellers about (well english speaking ones anyway) and generally seems much less helpful. on last night in xian had a massage from the bloke who does them at the hostel, amazing guy called hans who trained in massgae for about 5 years and knows loads of different types, had a chinese gua sha one which brings all the toxins to the skin where they turn it all red and lumpy (got soime weird pics) then he recommened glass suction therapy (which he did for free) where glass tubes are put on your back and a vacuum sucks all the blood and skin into it (got some more good pics of that, and a video!!) but basically from the look of my back now it looks lik

The Perfect Mistake
THE PERFECT MISTAKE My Mother's father worked as a carpenter. On this particular day, he was building some crates for the clothes his church was sending to orphanages in China. On his way home, he reached into his shirt pocket to find his glasses, but they were gone. When he mentally replayed his earlier actions, he realized what had happened; the glasses had slipped out of his pocket unnoticed and fallen into one of the crates, which he had nailed shut. His brand new glasses were heading for China ! The Great Depression was at its height and Grandpa had six children. He had spent $20 for those glasses that very morning. He was upset by the thought of having to buy another pair. "It's not fair," he told God as he drove home in frustration. "I've been very faithful in giving of my time and money to your work, and now this." Months later, the director of the orphanage was on furlough in the United States . He wanted to visit all the churches that supported h

Color
Your Passion is Yellow You're a total sexual shape shifter. You possess a complex sex drive and are very adaptable. Of all the colors, you are the most likely to be bisexual. While you the most passionate, you are very open minded. What Color Is Your Passion?

Back Again
well.i made it back to see the kids for a couple of days.this weather is a trip got to leave sunday for south cal.7 drops starting at barstow and ending in sandeigo.hope you all are doing fine as frog hair out there. talk soon.

Fall Quarters Grades
CTCH 125 INTRODUCTION TO COMPUTERS B ENG 150 DEVELOPMENTAL WRITING A- HST 290 PROJECT SERVE B- MATH 101 BASIC MATHEMATICS D+ UC 112 COLLEGE READING SKL A TERM UNDERGRADUATE Credits 16.00 Hours 45.3400 GPA2.8337

Subject: Medical Errors
Subject: Medical Errors - 1. A man comes into the ER and yells, "My wife's going to have her baby in the cab!" I grabbed my stuff, rushed out to the cab, lifted the lady's dress, and began to take off her underwear. Suddenly I noticed that there were several cabs - and I was in the wrong one. Submitted by Dr. Mark MacDonald, San Antonio, TX. 2 At the beginning of my shift I placed a stethoscope on an elderly and slightly deaf female patient's anterior chest wall. "Big breaths," I instructed. "Yes, they used to be," replied the patient. Submitted by Dr. Richard Byrnes, Seattle, WA 3. One day I had to be the bearer of bad news when I told a wife that her husband had died of a massive myocardial infarct. Not more than five minutes later, I heard her reporting to the rest of the family that he had died of a "massive internal fart." Submitted by Dr. Susan Steinberg, Manitoba, Canada 4. During a patient's two week follow-up appointment with his cardiolo

Installing Love
Customer Service Rep: Can you install LOVE? Customer: I can do that. I'm not very technical, but I think I am ready to install now. What do I do first? Customer Service Rep: The first step is to open your HEART. Have you located your HEART? Customer: Yes I have, but there are several programs running right now. Is it okay to install while they are running? Customer Service Rep: What programs are running? Customer: Let me see.... I have PASTHURT.EXE, LOWESTEEM.EXE, GRUDGE.EXE, and RESENTMENT.COM running right now. Customer Service Rep: No problem. LOVE will automatically erase PASTHURT.EXE from your current operating system. It may remain in your permanent memory, but it will no longer disrupt other programs. LOVE will eventually overwrite LOWESTEEM.EXE with a module of its own called HIGHESTEEMEXE. However, you have to completely turn off GRUDGE.EXE and RESENTMENT.COM. Those programs prevent LOVE from being properly installed. Can you turn those off? Customer: I do

"thanx"
"THANX" Thank You... For being yourself and not trying to be somebody else thank you... for listening to what i had to say and not just blowin me away Thank you... for staying one more day and not wanting to run away Thank you... for playing the games I wanted to play Thank you... for saying the things you wanted to say Thank you... for giving me the time of day Thank you... for wanting to come and play from day to day!!! THANX!!! Jo$hua

An Introduction Of Sorts.
So, I said to myself, "Self, you should introduce yourself to these fine folks because, well, you just should." Seven of the ten voices in my head whispered their agreement. Majority rules... My name is Sarah Leigh, but folks call me Kloey. I'm twenty-two and I reside in the great state of Florida. I no longer so much as bat an eyelash or two when it comes to hurricanes and the like. In fact, I don't mind 'em; we need the rain. I am somewhat silly and I adore lame jokes. As an example, I'll share with you one of my most favorite jokes. Why'd the turtle cross the road? To get to the Shell Station. As you can see, I am easily amused. I can entertain myself for an unseemly amount of time with a coloring book (crayons, too) and/or my handy dandy jump rope. I operate a small mail-order business from the comfort of my home. I process the orders via the internet. It's an income with wonderful flexibility, which I require for my real job, which is caring for my nephew until the issue

Naughty Horoscope--i'm A Cancer And It's So True
Sex horoscope Virgo- August 23 to September 23 This is the MOST confused sign on the planet. This sign is pretty realistic: No Frills. They love to fuck in showers not because it's kinky...but because of hygenic reasons...they are big into sanitary issues. Every Virgo I have ever met has issues...always going back to hygiene. They have to arrange time in their busy scheduals to have sex...But when a reservation is made...You had better be there on time, if not a little early. With flowers. And Clean. Virgos want to make their partner happy. That's it. USUALLY. You will always get a freaky Virgo. Even so, they will TRY to get YOU to cum. And if they can't make you cum, they will buy someone or something that will.they love to make their partner happy. Yes you read that right. They LIVE to masturbate...whether its you rubbing them, them rubbing you...them rubbing against your fox fur coat...whatever! they are very sexual people. usually always horny.!!!Some Virgos WANT to be pun

The Way To A Mans Heart
Real Cajun Jambalaya INGREDIENTS * 6 slices bacon, cut into 1 inch pieces * 1 cup chopped celery * 1 green bell pepper, seeded and chopped * 1 onion, chopped * 1/2 pound cubed cooked ham * 1/2 pound cubed cooked chicken * 1/2 pound cubed smoked sausage * 2 (14.5 ounce) cans crushed tomatoes, with liquid * 2 cups beef broth * 2 cups chicken broth * 1 teaspoon dried thyme * 2 teaspoons Cajun seasoning * 2 cups uncooked white rice * 1/2 pound salad shrimp DIRECTIONS 1. Heat a large pot over medium-high heat. Add bacon, and cook until crisp. Remove bacon pieces with a slotted spoon, and set aside. Add celery, bell pepper, and onion to the bacon drippings, and cook until tender. 2. Add the ham, chicken and sausage to the pot, and pour in the tomatoes, beef broth and chicken broth. Season with thyme and Cajun seasoning. Bring to a boil, and add the rice. Bring to a

She
she wanted him she had to have him she shed her tears for him she became his entertainment she loved she missed him she spoke of love to him he said he wanted her he said he wished he had her he laughed at her with his friends he couldnt love he went to the mall with his ex girlfriend the more we hide in our lives the more we push those we love away the more we speak those lies the more we believe they are true the more we are ignored the silenter we become the more tears we shed the more tollerence we gain because i love him

Suicide
I have gone and cried Now i wanna die To be able to fall Into the bliss Of nothing like this I wanna sleep Never to be awaken To make the world shaken Into the damnation Of what they all deserve I want all of them to die Now i want to survive To live without them In knowing what its like Of someone showing understanding I felt like doing it No one stopped me Tried to tell me they cared Inemotional people survive Oh well It must be my time

My December
Well I love December!I love when it starts to snow and how the city looks covered in the white stuff.I also love the Holidays and New Years Eve,But I also love that its my Birthday ten days B4 christmas,So Remember gifts and cash are accepted ')

On The Road Again
well im out of here got to go to calfi. 7drops al over the southern end of the state.well ay least it will be warmer there i have 4 inches of ice and3 inches of snow here.talk to you all around x-mas be safe have fun talk to you soon much luv.and happy holidays to all of you.

Friendship
"True" Friendship None of that Sissy Crap Are you tired of those sissy "friendship" poems that always sound good, But never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship. You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this card- Just the stone cold truth of our great friendship. 1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry buggar who made you sad. 2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you. 3 When you smile -- I will know you finally got laid. 4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get. 5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much Worse it could be until you quit whining. 6. When you are confused -- I will use little words. 7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have. 8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at

" Oh Baby,make Me Cumm
Last night I had a dream Full of lust and cream. Your touch of desire, had my p*ssy on fire. Your throbbing hard cock, had my thighs in a lock. With our bodies as one, Your member, a loaded gun. My fingers run through your hair, you whisper, "take me,if you dare". "Oh baby, we've not yet begun", "now sit back, relax, and enjoy the fun". With both hands on your dick, It's now my candy, I want to lick. I s*ck you up, down, and all around. Listening to the moaning of your every sound. Slidingup to your face, Our hearts beat in rhythmatic pace. As your tongue slips inside, you're in for one h*ll of a ride. Twitching and squirming, my n*pples are firming. Rolling me over onto my back, brushing my body against your suck. The time has now come, "Oh baby, make me cum!" Dripping in sweat, now our toungues, they have met. Pushing your way in, A place you've once been. With my p*ussy so wet and tight, the feelings, oh so right. Pounding harder and fast, to bad

Ripped From A Friend Of Mine
. Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts. 2. If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide is that considered a hostage situation? 3. Just think how much deeper the ocean would be if sponges didn't live there. 4. If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose? 5. Whatever happened to Preparations A through G? 6. If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from? 7. I went for a walk last night, and my kids asked me how long I'd be gone. I said, "The whole time." 8. So what's the speed of dark? 9. How come you don't ever hear about gruntled employees? And who has been dissing them anyhow? 10. After eating, do amphibians need to wait an hour before getting OUT of the water? 11. Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food? 12. If you're sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in? 13. I just got skylights put in my place. The people who live above me are furious. 1

Make It
Let's make it tonight Let's do what you want to do I am your slave Here are my shackles Will you hurt me? Spread me open Look inside Touch me Feel me Lick me Kiss me Hold me Cherish me Make it with me Don't make me feel Like you aren't special Lay down I'll run my fingers in your hair But I'll rip your shirt off Remove your clothes I spread you wide I gaze upon you Touch you Feel you Lick you Suck you Then I cuff you To the bed You can't break free While I start to fuck you Sliding up and down Your engorged dick I feel your heart throb But my arms are in the air You moan You scream As I claw at your chest I push harder I feel you pulseate I release you from your chains You throw me down on fours Spread me wide Insert inside You hold my hips As I scream in the pillow My pussy is wet Crying out for more Unprotected You switch my position As I lie on my back My nipples are hard While you suck on my breasts Your head is the best As

The Military Wife
~The military wife~ ---- Author Unknown The good Lord was creating a model for military wives and was into His sixth day of overtime when an angel appeared. She said, "Lord, you seem to be having a lot of trouble with this one. What's wrong with the standard model?" The Lord replied, "Have you seen the specs on this order. She has to be completely independent, possess the qualities of both a father and mother, be a perfect hostess to four or forty with an hour's notice, run on black coffee, handle every emergency imaginable without a manual, be able to carry on cheerfully, even if she is pregnant and has the flu, and she must be willing to move to a new location ten times in seventeen years. And, oh yes, she must have six pairs of hands!" The angel shook her head, "Six pairs of hands? No way.” " The Lord continued,” Don’t worry, I will make other military wives to help her. And I will give her an unusually strong heart so it can swell with pride in her husband's achievements

Love Hurts
Love is like a disease. You never know when it will hit. Although it's usually just good, it takes a lot to commit. Usually all the passion and affection comes along. But it can be disaster if your heart is not strong. There's probably only one man who knows what I have been through. He had his heart ripped out, spit on, and stomped on too. Can't really hate to love, can't really love to hate. There are just so many feelings being stacked upon your plate. Can you get it all down? Or will you start to cough and choke? Love is not some kind of game. People treat it like a joke. All these emotions overwhelm you. You can't help it but to cry. Next thing you know you got a gun, and you dont know why. But don't let little things like love go and get yourself hurt. 'Cuz the next thing that you know, you'll be sleeping in the dirt. And your soul will be standing over your corpse asking you why? "How could I let me kill myself? How could I let me die?" Then you r

The Candle Of Love,hope,and Friendship
=== 'debbie sue' spewed forth the following at '2006-12-04 21:42:29'.. > > > > > > > > NOTICE AT THE END, THE DATE > > > THE CANDLE WAS STARTED. > > GONNA GIVE YOU GOOSE BUMPS. > > I am not going to be the one who > > lets it die. I found it believable -- > > > > angels have walked beside me > > all my life--and they still do. > ********************* > > This is to all of you who > > mean something to me, > > I pray for your happiness. > > The Candle Of Love, Hope & Friendship > > > This candle was lit on the > > 15th of September, 1998. > Someone who loves you has helped > > Keep it alive by sending it to you. > > Don't let The Candle of Love, Hope > > and Friendship die! Pass It On To All > Of Your Friends and Everyone You Love! > > Please keep this candle alive. > > > >

Which X-men Are You?
You Are Storm Exotic and powerful, Storm descended from a line of African priestesses. Emotions can effect your powers, but you are generally serene. Powers: controlling weather, creating winds that lift you into flight, generating lightning Which of the X-Men Are You?

Life
AnLOVE starts with a SMILE, grows with a KISS, and ends with a TEAR. DON'T cry over anyone who won't cry over you. Good FRIENDS are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget. You can only go as far as you push. ACTIONS speak louder than words. The HARDEST thing to do is watch the one you love, love somebody else. DON'T let the past hold you back, you're missing the good stuff. LIFE'S SHORT. If you don't look around once in a while you might miss it. A BEST FRIEND is like a four leaf clover, HARD TO FIND and LUCKY TO HAVE. Some people make the world SPECIAL just by being in it. BEST FRIENDS are the siblings God forgot to give us. When it HURTS to look back, and you're SCARED to look ahead, you can look beside you and your BEST FRIEND will be there. TRUE FRIENDSHIP "NEVER" ENDS. Friends are FOREVER. Good friends are like STARS You don't always see them, but you know the

*love Is Elemental*
Your Love Element Is Earth In love, you have consistency and integrity. For you, love is all about staying grounded and centered. You attract others with your zest for life and experiences. Your flirting style is defined by setting the scene, creating a unique moment in time. Steady progress and stability are the cornerstones of your love life. You may take things too slowly, but you never put your heart at risk. You connect best with: Fire Avoid: Wood You and another Earth element: need each other too much to build a good foundation What Element Is Your Love?

Well Its Official!
I officially fractured my ankle. It hurts like hell. This is how it happened: I was taking my oldest daughter to school this Tuesday morning and it was dark in the garage and when I went to get in the car, I tripped over the foot of the ladder and my ankle and foot did almost a 90 degree turn and I fell into the wall and then to the ground. I was not able to get up and my oldest was freaking out and trying to help me up. I finally got up and it killed me to put my left foot down. I did finally get my daughter to school and she was on time. My left knee also hurts. Oh well, it will have to heal on its own.

Life
Looking for you The best things in life are looking for you. Are you in a place where they can find you? Life expects you to be who you most sincerely are, and life expects to find you where you most truly wish to be. It is at that place that life will deliver its richest treasures to you. However, you could miss out on those treasures if you're caught up in pursuing someone else's dream. Success will never reach you when you're busy following another person's idea of what it should be. There is a truly magnificent success that is meant for you, and that is right for you. Look beyond the mere outward tokens that are so often associated with success, and look at what truly matters to you. It is there that you will find fertile ground for great achievement. It is there that your best possibilities will be fulfilled. Life is looking to richly reward you. So get yourself in the place where life is looking. -- Ralph Marston

My Random Thought
juST WHEN you LET YOURSLF THINK~ They say it takes a second to fall for someone, I minute to love em, um, five minutes, to cherish them... haha ... okay I admit it, I dont remember how that paragraph goes, I just know that I liked it. ITs like a lie everyone would love to believe. But no-- wait. IT IS true that within the first few minutes of talking to someone, theres that brief moment of whether or not your attracted to them or not. THAT> is well... very verbally impressive. lmao But HOW do YOU know if youve found the REAL deal. HOnestly... How do u know if maybe, u THINK theyre the one, that really, theres someone better out there that u dont know about. hmm. THen again, someones told me not to look for relationships, it will find u. YOu conjure a picture of the perfect "man" or "woman" in your head, and what you find exotically attractive, but do they really exist out there?? I'm not trying to be complicated. I swear. BUt I cant help it. lol You date someone, but things do

Im Going To Take A Hot Steamy Shower...
Im about to take a shower, thinking about taking my camera with me, to take some pics of my COCK to post up here. I hope you are waiting and ready to see what I have for you when I get back... Im hard just thinking about you looking at my pictures, and I havent even taken them yet...oh god, I hope I can keep from touching myself so I can take these pictures...

Pig Tossing Incident Costs Man Big Bucks
Pig tossing has the police stumped in West Point, Miss. Kevin Pugh, 20, was fined $279 this week for tossing a 60-pound pig over the counter at the Holiday Inn Express on Nov. 12. West Point Police Lt. Danny McCaskill said, "It must be some redneck thing." McCaskill said no one was hurt, including the pig. He said it's silliest thing he's ever seen. Pugh pleaded guilty Tuesday in city court to a charge of disturbing the peace. There's no evidence intoxication was a factor. McCaskill said Pugh called the incident a prank. It's the second recent pig throwing and fourth animal tossing incident in town. Two of the incidents involved possums. MY TAKE: The one thing I love above all else when it comes to the human race is that there is an endless supply of stupidity to draw from. I've heard of pitchers lobbing balls at batters Ive heard of people throwing shoes, coins, and batteries at each other but a PIG?!?!? Ive seen alot of crazy shit in my lifetime but I have NEVER seen someone

Hot!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You scored as Hot. You are Hot, you scream and are wild, people love doing anything sexual with you.Hot100%Violent94%Wet63%Soft56%Exciting50%Awkward13%Shy13%Sweet6%What is your sexual style?created with QuizFarm.com

The Garage
As I sit here in a hot bubble bath trying to rub off the grease from my breasts, I can not believe what happened to me only a short time ago. The suds roll down my bare skin and my mind wonders on that that dusty little garage. I am so turned on just thinking about his ruff hands on me and what he did to my body that I can’t help slipping a finger inside me and reliving the memory……. It all started like any other day. I was trying to do my job and get things done. I had just gotten done dropping off some bills at the post office when my car started to sputter and over heated and just shut off. Damn it, I could not believe that this was happening. I had just had the car worked on the week before. It was a hot Kansas summers day and the weather man on the radio had said it was something like 104o and there I was on the side of the road helpless and alone. The sweat dripped off my face and down my neck. I was not happy to say the least. My blouse clung to my breasts making me that more

**friends Or Lovers**
We traveled the world on separate paths stealing glances between the trees and sharing moments from afar Though our voices could call out in comfort our hands could never touch and no matter how dear or true our hearts might have been they could never beat as one As we moved along two lives in parallel we swapped stories on quiet nights and bared ourselves like never before we marched forward pushing through tragedy and triumph with a constant eye to the path beyond aching for what awaited through the howling trees Though we picked up fellow travelers and bonded with other souls the face beyond the trees haunted us both But as two lives in parallel doomed never to meet we made our own happiness and found our own dreams while waiting for the two paths to meet Yet, even as we wished on every star for our roads to intersect we knew we could be in the arms of another unable to share the desired embrace Still, no cruel twist of fate could keep our two soul

Way Too Early
Seems I just went to bed to get a few precious hours of sleep and now I'm wide awake again.. Sleep seems to be the one thing that eludes me. What will it take for me to sleep a full night?? I refuse to take anything to help, and warm milk doesnt help either. Maybe all I need is someone to hold and to hold me through the night... that would be a start at least..

Growth
You light up my Life...Lots of musicals that has Enlightened many people and help make people feel better and soften their Hearts and minds... Some music can always stay in your mind... and some can just make you wiggle without saying the words... but there is one thing that is so unique about Music.. it is also a Life saving sound to our Hearts... There is this one Man who Said," I am the Way, the Truth, and the Life; No man cometh unto the Father, but by Me." His Name is Jesus Christ.. He also said," As long as I am in the World, I am the Light of the World." No other person can say these things and mean it... He is still alive and willing to accept many people in His fold, if they decide to change there Heart... because He also said," Very, very, I say unto thee, Except a man be born again, he can not see the Kingdom of God." "Therefore if any man be in Christ, he is a new creature; old things passed away; behold all things are become New." We as Christians must be a witness a

How Embarrassing
Speak up, sir...You need the extra small condoms? Fri Dec 8, 8:21 AM ET NEW DELHI (Reuters) - Condoms designed to meet international size specifications are too big for many Indian men as their penises fall short of what manufacturers had anticipated, an Indian study has found. ADVERTISEMENT The Indian Council of Medical Research, a leading state-run center, said its initial findings from a two-year study showed 60 percent of men in the financial capital Mumbai had penises about 2.4 cm (one inch) shorter than those condoms catered for. For a further 30 percent, the difference was at least 5 cm (two inches). A poor fit meant the prophylactics often didn't do the job they were bought for, and led to some tearing or slipping off during use. "One of the reasons for a failure of up to 20 percent (of condoms) is the association of the size of the condom to the erect penis," the council's Dr. Chander Puri told Reuters, adding another reason was couples often put them on

Beauty Within
The Beauty Within ================ The beauty within is a powerful sanctuary that exists within each being on the planet earth. Many do not realise or have discovered the love and beauty that lives within their being and in their soul. This beauty is a well of energy that you can connect with and can rest within it, your being can bathe within its inner beauty and can benefit from its light and vibration. This well is your own space and haven where you can retire to when you need time for yourself and to connect with the creator. Your well is completely connected with the creator’s energy and love and is a pure space of divine and heavenly energy. Some may have glimpsed this wonderful space that exists within your being it is like your own mediation room or your own world of happiness and joy. It is your own unique place that only you can access and only you can understand. A place that allows you to be your true self and to experience the blessings of creator, allowing you to

Death
Some times as you get older you realize that all the things you did are not what we wanted to be rememberd for ,so we have to make sure we get it right the first time out.If not she comes around and we are not ready for her ,that is when we try to bargan with her and she can't bargan with our souls. Her job is to take and deliver not bargan or make a deal.If she comes for you just go don't fear the reaper she is not sent to punish she is their for the soul only and to deliver you were you need to go ,so do what you will for no one escapes the reaper.

The Beauty Of A Woman
The Beauty Of A Woman The beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she may wear, Nor the way she combs her hair. The lovely figure that she carries, Or any innocence before she marries The beauty of a woman Is seen in the depth of her eyes The place where her love resides. Where the doorway to her heart is seen If you're invited in by some lovely colleen The beauty of a woman Is where virtue an passion convene Not in any place she may have been And not things superficial as a facial mole, Her true beauty is reflected in her soul. The beauty of a woman Is the care and comfort offered to others And their amazing skill at being mothers The unselfish loving and giving she shows Her beauty with passing years, only grows

Lyrically Speaking
Before he met Whitney he was a superstar.. Although this song does sound stalkerish.. now that i'm 30ish... lmao Good Lovin'... Ow! Yeah! I can't sleep at night, I toss and turn Listenin' for the telephone But when I get your call I'm all choked up Can't believe you called my home And as a matter of fact, it blows my mind You would even talk to me Because a girl like you is like a dream come true A real life fantasy No matter what your friends try to tell ya We were made to fall in love And we will be together, any kind of weather It's like that, it's like that Every little step I take You will be there Every little step I make We'll be together Every little step I take You will be there Every little step I make We'll be together I can't think too straight, I'm all confused You must've put a thing on me Because there aren't no words that can explain I'm livin' in ecstacy And you can best believe, I got ya back You never have to feel no pain 'Caus

Help!!! :(
I am going INSANE! Ok, try to understand this... A couple of years ago, I started going out with Christina. We went out for a while, then broke up and I was single for a while. Then I met Alicen. We fell in love REALY fast and were... engaged. (Amanda shut up lol) I love her very much... But I did a STUPID thing and cheated on her... with Christina... and Nikki (a girl I used to work with who I have absolutely nothing to do with anymore.) Anways, after that we were still together, but things were a little different. After a while of being like that (a few months) I felt that she didn't want to be with me anymore, so I broke up with her and we were pretty much thing same, we just didn't have the title of being girlfriends. So it has been like that for like a few months... No, probably like 5 or 6 months and I can't take it anymor. I mean, I am kinda with Christina and I love her very much too and I know that with Christina, she will always be there no matter what... But with Alicen, he

Wow.
Oops. I just slept like 14 hours. And didnt call out of work. I seriously didnt mean to do that. I even forgot to set my alarm. I guess not sleeping for weeks and working like non stop kinda caught up with me. Anyway. I gotta give lil peapot a bath but she dont wanta go lol. Nooo suprise. Then i gotta finish wrapping gifts so i can put em under my tree. And put the ones from "santa" in my closet so she dont see em. Ugh. I got my hours for christmas eve. And im just about to cry. Its 9am till 9pm. BUT i dont work christmas so ill live. But i do work the day after so im not too sure thats gonna be fun. Icon of the day! Exspecially when you have days like mine, and go through the shit i do. Rawr. Im not sure why but that REALLY makes me laugh. Im addicted to quaker rice cakes. JUST the apple cinnamon ones though. Theyre really all i eat anymore. Maybe cause its the only thing i have time to eat. Just grab a handful and go pretty much. I want it to snow already. I

Full Moons For 2006 Full Moons For 2007
January-14 January-03 Names for the January Moons include Chaste Moon, Cold Moon, Disting Moon, Moon of Little Winter, Quiet Moon, Snow Moon, Wolf Moon. February-13 February-02 Names for the February Moons include Big Winter Moon, Horning Moon, Hunger Moon, Ice Moon, Red Cleansing Moon, Storm Moon, Sun Moon, Quickening Moon, Wild Moon. March-14 March-03 Names for the March Moons include Crow Moon, Hertha's Moon, Lenten Moon, Moon of the Snow-blind, Moon of Winds, Plow Moon, Renewal Month, Sap Moon, Seed Moon, Worm Moon April-13 April-02 Names for the April Moons include Growing Moon, Hare Moon, Seed or Planting Moon, Planter's Moon, Budding Trees Moon, Eastermonath (Eostre Month), Ostarmanoth, Pink Moon, Green Grass Moon. May-13 May-02 Names for the May Moons include Hare Moon, Merry or Dyad Moon, Bright Moon, Flower Moon, Frogs Return Moon, Thrimilcmonath (Thrice-Milk Month), Sproutkale, Winnemanoth (Joy Month), Planting Moon, Moon When the Ponies Shed. June-11 Ju

Two Old Ladies Are Outside Their Nursing Home, Having A Drink And A Smoke, When It Starts To Rain. One Of The Old Ladies Pulls Out A Condom, Cuts Off
Two old ladies are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. One of the old ladies pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking. Maude: What in the hell is that? Mabel: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet. Maude: Where did you get it? Mabel: You can get them at any drugstore. The next day, Maude hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms. The pharmacist, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (she is after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what brand of condom she prefers. "Doesn't matter Sonny, as long as it fits on a Camel." The pharmacist fainted.

The Tuatha Dé Danann
In Irish-Celtic mythology, the Tuatha Dé Danann ("People of the goddess Danu") are the Irish race of gods, founded by the goddess Danu. These gods, who originally lived on 'the islands in the west', had perfected the use of magic. They traveled on a big cloud to the land that later would be called Ireland and settled there. Shortly after their arrival they defeated the Firbolg at the first battle of Mag Tuireadh. In the second battle of Mag Tuireadh they fought and conquered the Fomorians, a race of giants who were the primordial inhabitants of Ireland. The Tuatha Dé dealt more subtly with the Fomorians than with the Firbolg, and gave them the province of Connacht. There was also some marrying between the two races. The Tuatha Dé themselves were later driven to the underworld by the Milesians, the people of the fabulous spanish king Milesius. There they still live as invisible beings and are known as the Aes sidhe. In a just battle, they will fight beside mortals. When they fight

*cries*
Ok...so Like i said in my last blog..I need a new thing to connect my digital cam to the puter..I'm looking on bestbuy.com & circuitcity.com and i dont see what i'm looking for...I mean I know I could actually go to the store...but...I hate doing that and going in there looking like a fool!

In The Darkness
As you enter the darkened room, you see me chained arms and legs spread, pussy glistening, nipples hard,just as you had left me hours before. You see me swinging myself back and forth. Wishing you would come to me, Make me scream with pleasure. I see you move in the darkness. I beg you to come closer, To touch me. I want so badly to feel your hands on my skin. To feel your lips on mine, your hardness press against me, to enter me. You move closer, but you don"t touch me. You just stand there listening to me beg for you. My pussy starting to drip with the thought of your touch. I need you so badly, please.As you reach out a single finger and slowly trace my lips I bite softly. Then you move closer and your lips are upon mine. kissing deeply, I feel your hand slowly moving across my belly down to the wetness waiting for you. You run your finger up my pussy. then to your lips. You slowly lick your finger and moan as your eyes close. When they open again, they are full of fir

As When Soul Mates Do Collide
She looks up at Him from bended knee~ her eyes smile with her love. He reaches down to touch her face~ And He smiles from above. Do they dare to dream the dream~ They both have waited for? Is this true, will this last Is this chance at love ~ their door? Can they walk forever hand-in-hand~ Climb mountains together, high? Comfort each other when times are hard~ And in splendor soar the skies? Will the drums play for them~ As they enter with native pride? Would skies will roar with thunder~ As when soul mates do collide? She lies down her pen, eyes filled with mist~ As these questions rush through her mind. She says a prayer, for their fragile hearts~ Knowing the answers will come in time.

Me
Using your mouth Your sexual hidden talent is your ability to use your mouth. You are incredibly sensual, a great kisser and a seductive lover. You drive all of your partners crazy with your mouth. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

I've Been Back..
I have been back for a little while now...but I just have been busy. I got some perdyful decorations put up in my livingroom for christmas. I'll get pictures as soon as my usb cable comes..though I'll see how they come out on my cell phone. Note to self Don't give Ryder(one of my cats) catnip - he ends up being faster than speedy gonzalez! silly cat got his head through the loop of a shopping bag....and was running around the house like a loonie - the bag had christmas pressies for a friend of mines doggie....the only thing good about it....was i got the best laugh i've had in a very long while...

The Popcorn Song (karaoke Version)
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Poem By Me!
MY LIFE Of all the friends I've ever met, You are the one's I won't forget, And if I die, Before you do, I'll go to heaven, And wait for you, I'll give the angels, Back my wings, And risk the loss, Of everything, Just to prove, My friendship is true, I'm thankful to have, FAMILY AND FRIENDS LIKE YOU!!!! WITH ALL MY LOVE XOXOXO.....TERESA

Please!
Come vote for me in the Best Cross Eyed Pic contest - Hosted by CrazySane! I need all the votes I can get. If you vote your hiney off - I'll buy you a present from the CherryTap gift-shop! I'll go broke if I have to lol! I wont be on again till tomorrow after work sometime,so if you do comment bomb my contest picture, leave me a message telling me you did so and i'll send ya something!....so keep on a voting... I'm off to bed now though.

Freyja, Goddess Of Yule
Freyja, Goddess of Yule Yule starts December 19th and ends on the 31st. It is considered like the "Mother night" and ends twelve days later on "Yule night". Yule is The shortest day of the year and, of course, the longest night. This is a solar festival and it is celebrated by fire and the use of the Yule Log is much known to everybody that celebrates Yule. The colors of the season are red and green, and of original pagan descent. Food at this Sabbat is prepared specially for the after-dinner Yule celebration when the tree is lighted and the Yule log is burned. A portion of the Yule Log is saved to be used in lighting next year's log. This piece is kept throughout the year to protect the home. Bayberry candles are also burned to ensure wealth and happiness throughout the following year. The can be placed on the dining table at sunset and burned until they go out by themselves. Another pair can be set upon the mantle and lit at the beginning of the Yule ceremony. In this celebrat

Im In Hellcats Ladies Christmas Contest Starting At 5 Pacific Time Come And Vote For Me
to get to Hellcats profile click on the pic below, come on out and vote for me. *HELLCAT*LADIES CONTEST BEGINS 2NIGHT@ CherryTAP GET READY LADIES AND GENTS!!! EVEN THOUGH THIS PARTY IS WITHIN NSFW GUIDELINES THAT DOES NOT MEAN IT WON'T BE ROCKIN!!! ALL PICS NEED TO BE IN TO ME BY 5 PM CETRAL TIME NO LATE ENTRIES WILL BE ALLOWED. THEY MUST BE WITHIN NSFW GUIDELINES. THE CONTEST BEGINS THURSDAY ... TONIGHT!!! AT 7 PM CENTRAL TIME WHEN THE LADIES SHOWING OFF THEIR CHRISTMAS SPIRIT WILL BE UNVEILED AND THE VOTING BEGINS! LET'S PARTY!!!! LIKE IT'S ..UMMM.. 2009??? LOL!!! THIS CONTEST IS BASED ON COMMENTS ONLY SO LADIES DONT YOU WORRY ABOUT ANY DOWNRATERS THAT HAPPEN TO COME IN. ******* SELF COMMENTING IS ALLOWED ********* THE CONTEST WILL END ON SATURDAY DEC. 23rd @ MIDNIGHT CENTRAL TIME. AS MENTIONED BEFORE...THESE ARE THE WINNERS GIFTS: 1ST PLACE WINNER RECEIVES A DIAMOND RING AND DIAMOND EARRINGS 2ND PLACE WINNER RECEIVES A DIAMOND RING 3RD PLACE WINN

How Is Your Self Esteem?
You Have Low Self Esteem 48% of the Time While you sometimes feel good about yourself, you tend to struggle a little with self esteem issues. It's not about changing who you are, it's about accepting your faults. You just need to be less critical and demanding of yourself! How is Your Self Esteem?

Christmas Humor
I saw this in a bulletin and thought I would keep it in a blog. HERE'S A LITTLE HOLIDAY HUMOR FOR EVERYONE!!!! ********************* ********************* ********************* ********************* ********************* ********************* ********************* ********************* ********************* ********************* *********************

Alter Ego Disney Character!
You scored as Peter Pan. Your alter ego is Peter Pan. You are a child at heart. Anything you believe is possible, and you never want to grow up. Peter Pan88%The Beast69%Cruella De Ville69%Ariel69%Sleeping Beauty63%Snow White56%Goofy50%Cinderella50%Pinocchio50%Donald Duck31%Which Disney Character is your Alter Ego?created with QuizFarm.com

Just Fabulous:)
There are those relationships that open you up to something new and exotic, those that are old and familiar, those that bring up lots of questions, those that bring you somewhere unexpected, those that bring you far from where you started, and those that bring you back. But the most exciting, challenging and significant relationship of all is the one you have with yourself. And if you can find someone to love the you you love, well, that's just fabulous I love the way I think:)

Feels Like Home
Chantal kreviazuk ~Feels Like Home~ Somethin' in your eyes, makes me wanna lose myself Makes me wanna lose myself, in your arms There's somethin' in your voice, makes my heart beat fast Hope this feeling lasts, the rest of my life If you knew how lonely my life has been And how long I've been so alone And if you knew how I wanted someone to come along And change my life the way you've done It feels like home to me, it feels like home to me It feels like I'm all the way back where I come from It feels like home to me, it feels like home to me It feels like I'm all the way back where I belong A window breaks, down a long, dark street And a siren wails in the night But I'm alright, 'cause I have you here with me And I can almost see, through the dark there is light Well, if you knew how much this moment means to me And how long I've waited for your touch And if you knew how happy you are making me I never thought that I'd love any

Wolves 3
Top Ten Questions About Red Wolves Why reintroduce red wolves (Canis rufus)? The essential reasons are to prevent extinction of the species and to restore the ecosystems in which red wolves once occurred. It is important to save all members of an ecosystem, including predators, if we intend to preserve the environment and be good stewards of the land. Predators maintain the balance and health of ecosystems by controlling over-populations of prey species and removing unhealthy animals. The Endangered Species Act of 1973 (Act) states that "endangered and threatened species are of esthetic, ecological, educational, historical, recreational, and scientific value to the Nation and its people" The Act requires recovery plans for endangered species. The recovery population goal in the Red Wolf Recovery Plan is 550 animals (at least three wild populations totaling 220, and 330 in captivity at 30 or more facilities). Lessons learned in the Red Wolf Recovery Program have served, and

Just Thinking
well, i came tho this site a month or so again, and i was thinking this is cool. butnow, im thinking that its not. shit, i dont really talk to many ppl, i use myspace more than i use this, and that is also how i found the site. i am meeting new ppl, but dont really talk to them. maybe its me, i need to be mroe outgoing i know, but its hard when ur a shy guy, maybe thats y i am single, and will always be single. who knows?

Merry Christmans
Want one? Go to www.geocities.com/testiflash I hope this Christmas comes to you joyously and softly, with the rustle of angel's wings, with the warmth of a candle's glow, with the laughter of children, and a "Ho, ho, ho." I hope it arrives with the beauty of Church bells, with the scent of cinnamon and pine, and brings much warmth and love to make your heart shine. Merry Christmas!!!! Peace, Love, Tolerance and much Health.... Love and kisses my precious friends, Happy Holidays!!!! Helena

I Think Santa Claus Is A Woman
I hate to be the one to defy sacred myth, but I believe he's a she. Think about it. Christmas is a big, organized, warm, fuzzy, nurturing social deal, and I have a tough time believing a guy could possibly pull it all off! For starters, the vast majority of men don't even think about selecting gifts until Christmas Eve. It's as if they are all frozen in some kind of Ebenezerian Time Warp until 3 p.m. on Dec. 24th, when they -- with amazing calm -- call other errant men and plan for a last-minute shopping spree. Once at the mall, they always seem surprised to find only Ronco products, socket wrench sets, and mood rings left on the shelves. (You might think this would send them into a fit of panic and guilt, but my husband tells me it's an enormous relief because it lessens the 11th hour decision-making burden.) On this count alone, I'm convinced Santa is a woman. Surely, if he were a man, everyone in the universe would wake up Christmas morning to find a rotating musical Ch

Hap'ly Seen Happy Feet
(And where else to write about an animated penguin film?) Bad news- a few scenes were confusing. Maybe 98%, an A-. *sniff* I enjoyed the movie a whole lot and am looking forward to seeing the "2007 Penguin Movie", Surf's Up and finding out what the 2008 Penguin Movie will be, and that of 2009 (yes. I am joking!! If this is any sort of trend, I could not be happier, William said in a chilly voice.) Eric

The Dream Of A Rose
The Dream Of A Rose Safe wouldn't have been Deep inside sorrows If I had lived for one day Instead for tomorrows. If I had opened my doors And shed all those tears The rainbows colors Might have lightened my fears. Instead I walked, fell And started to crawl I stayed down there So I couldn’t fall. If I didn’t leave My blood on that thorn The dream of a rose Just might have been born. Copyright © 2006 by C Hottran

Forever Silent
Watching the leaves blow across the grass, their golden shapes floating so fast. The seasons change and time moves on. Memories forgotten will never be gone. These tears I have shed are in vain, masking the disappointment, hurt and shame. The secrets I am holding, so deep inside of a little girls' innocence that died. Forever silent still unable to rest, they struggle for freedom, a constant test. To fear it is human, perhaps a defense. Oh Lord, I know, her pain is immense. Give me the strength to set her free. Only you and I Lord, know she is me. a. boudreaux 2004

My Personal Views On The "new" Cherry Tap And That Nsfw Issue
So it has been a few weeks now since the new CT went into affect and I see plenty of people are unhappy with many of the changes. Honestly, I can't blame them. And yes, while moaning and bitching about it might not change it, sometimes one just needs to let loose a little and say what is on their mind. So here is my 2 cents on it....take it or leave it, I don't really care. Lets start with the obvious...the NSFW issue. Now, when I signed up for this site, I was under the impression that you were required to be 18 in order to have an account. 18, yes, that means that you are an adult (at least numerically speaking...sometimes maturity comes MUCH later...lol). So as an adult we are able to make adult choices. Here's an idea...if you are patrolling through someone's pictures and you see that they are adult, or now marked as NSFW, don't open them if you are afraid of what others might see. That opens up a whole other issue which I will get to eventually. Now, the marking of pics as NSFW

Old Words That Came To Life
Just wait and see, you're going to hate me. Go ahead and throw my life away. You'll find succession. I need my depression. You'll get tired of me anyway. I'm falling apart, there's a hole in my heart. I don't know how to heal the pain. I feel meager and sick, I know I'm pathetic. My tears fall harder than rain. Doors shut, one by one. This time, there's nowhere to run. I knew how it would all end. I didn't want to believe. I thought wounds mend. I thought you wouldn't deceive. Where's the love you said you'd always give? You've left me unwilling to live. I don't have the will, to dig up six feet. I've had my fill. I'm just rotting meat. But my soul won't go. You wouldn't care, but I hope you know; I still cry. I'm still dead and waiting to die.

Condemned 4 Life (song Lyrics)
Condemned 4 Life (Song Lyrics) Replacement Causes Pain But time takes it away And I'll go on Knowing I once knew you When it was a better time You're judgement wasn't blind I looked forward in those days But you let them slip away I know I contributed to The decisions you refuse to make I silently wonder Were you just a mistake I think you're wrong I know I'm right You keep it going I started the fight You won't let it go You won't let it go And because of this I'll Be condemned for life You were the stupid chance I fell for your naive glance Why would it be different this time I should have read the signs Every one was there And I just didn't care I just walked on through Believing everything in you But you turned out to be a lie and you've moved on to that guy You think I don't see?? You can't hide the mastering I think you're wrong I know I'm right You keep it going I started the fight You won't let it go You won't let it

Because You're Gone
Written after my father passed away 2001: I am here, until tomorrow .That will be a brighter day. If nothings left, will I follow? And will there be a price to pay. Its 5 A.M. on Mothers Day. My dreams are now in disarray. Because You're Gone. You fought so hard to no avail. It hurts so bad in this hell. Because You're Gone. Mornings just a moment away. This is not a brighter day. How can I ever let you go? I will never let you go. Its 5 A.M. on Mothers Day. My dreams are now in disarray. Because You're Gone. You fought so hard to no avail. It hurts so bad in this hell. Because You're Gone. I look to the sky to find you there, It seems that the heavens just dont care, That we needed you here, wanted you near Why did they take you away? Why did they take you away! I am here until tomorrow That will be a brighter day If nothings left I will follow. Will there be a price to pay? Its 5A.M. on Mothers Day My dreams are now in Disarray Because You're Gone You fought so hard to no avail It h

Winter Solstice Celebrations: Christmas, Saturnalia, Yule, The Long Night, Etc.
Found this on another website and thought it was a bit interesting. ===================== Overview Religious folk worldwide observe many seasonal days of celebration during the month of December. Most are religious holy days, and are linked in some way to the winter solstice in the Northern Hemisphere. On that day, due to the earth's tilt on its axis, the daytime hours are at a minimum in the Northern hemisphere, and night time is at a maximum. (In the southern hemisphere, the summer solstice is celebrated in December, when the night time is at a minimum and the daytime is at a maximum. We will assume that the reader lives in the Northern hemisphere for the rest of this essay.) People view other religions in various ways, and thus treat the celebrations of other faiths differently: Some people value the range of December celebrations, because it is evidence of diversity of belief within our common humanity. They respect both their own religious traditions and those of other

Lookin For Applicants!
SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE SEND THiS BACK TO YOU! EVEN iF YOU HAVE A BOYFRiEND OR GiRLFRiEND- REPOST THiS! (Give me at least three days to process your application) lol 1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Favorite position (s) ? 4. Do you think i'm hot? 5. Would you have sex with me? 6. lights on or off? 7. Would you have to be drunk? 8. Would you take a shower with me? 9. Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 10. Would you leave after or stay the night? 11. Do you like cuddling afterwards? 12. Condom or skin? 13. Do you give Oral pleasures? Do u swallow? 14. Do you like to recieve Oral Pleasures? 15. Have sex on the first date? 16. Would you kiss me during sex? 17. Do you think I would be good in bed? 18. Three sum? 19. Anal yes/no? 20. How many times would you like to cum? 21. Would you use me as a booty call? 22. Do you like fore play? 23. What is fore play to you? 24. Can we take picture

Yule Traditions
Yule Traditions This is the origins of just a few of the traditions a lot of people still use today. Advent Wreath: Although Advent initially came form the Lutherans, many religious sectors adopted the tradition and adapted its function to suit their own purposes. Traditionally, the wreath is made of evergreens with four candles ensconced within, and its ritual begins four Sundays before Christmas. A candle is lit each Sunday and burns throughout the week to welcome the "light of the world." On the fourth Sunday, all four candles burn together in welcome. Bells: A throwback to the ancient Pagans, festival participants originally rang bells to drive away the demons that surfaced during the cold, dark time of the year. The Christian bible, however, stated that people should "...make a joyful noise to the Lord." Since the tinkle of bells seemed to fit the bill, the tradition of bell ringing during the holiday season survived and still remains intact today. Bird's Yule Tree:

Preditor Alert
Hello everyone, It seems my phantom that was so taken by me has decided to play not so nice with me. He has changed my password to my account so I had to come into Cherry Tapped with a different email account and start all over. So here's the preditor and women all be very careful of our Lost cherry Phantom.He has even deleted all my blogs. I guess he wants to try to cover his tracks. He is playing with the wrong girl,I may look innocent but I can be lethal. Heres his link: http://www.cherrytap.com/user/267953 HIs real name is Jonathan Hesse he lives in Mesa Arizona and he works for Intel Corporation . Tell him he is not very nice for hurting me Thanks,Kat /simikathy.com

In Memory Of My Dad
Do not stand at my grave and weep I am not there; I do not sleep. I am a thousand winds that blow, I am the diamond glints on snow, I am the sun on ripened grain, I am the gentle autumn rain. When you awaken in the morning's hush I am the swift uplifting rush Of quiet birds in circled flight. I am the soft stars that shine at night. Do not stand at my grave and cry, I am not there; I did not die. I will forever miss this man, and will look forward to the time we can see each other again. I love and miss you much pop

Dance Of Love
Dance of Love In the early light of dawn, you come to me Your face softened by sleep And your mouth warm. Our bodies touch with sparks of electricity That ignites our fire And fuels our passion, As we clasp each other close In the age-old dance of love. Our words of love wash between us Murmured against soft lips and damp skin Fingers strumming in perfect rhythm Bringing the beat of our hearts to a peak. The silence disturbed by our breathing And moaning And finally, our strangled cries As we each find blissful release Only to fall gently back to reality: The reality of the alarm clock; The reality of responsibility; And the reality that tomorrow morning In the soft light of dawn, You will reach for me And, once again, we shall dance.

Worth Looking Into Your Eyes
-lying by your side as i look into your eyes, i see a place i wanna be, a place worth looking into -and slowly you stare at me blankly as im asking whats on your mind -you tell me that its real, you say that im worth it -slowly i call your name as you place your hands all over my body -as you grab me around my waist and pull me closer towards you -chills run down my spine and i look deep into your eyes and ask whats on your mind and you tell me its me -this was the first time i felt like this so soon, so fast, and in a hurry.....but -as i swallow my pride and look deep into your eyes, i see a place i wanna be, a place worth looking into..............

~~ It Really Works I Got It On ~~
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I'm Insane
Take me away, let me have a rest, take me away in a straigt white vest. take me home to the place i love so well, take me home, to my padded cell. take me to my friends who care for me day and night, take me to my friends who are dressed in white. leave me alone, let me my thing leave me alone and let me bloom in spring. Let me think and say a prayer or two let me think maybe i'll recognize you. I'm insane and i'll never be free i'm insane this world did it to me.

Merry Christmas And Happy Holidays
Now is the time I must take a moment to say thanks to all my friends and family on CherryTap who have come to mean so much to me. All the laughter and smiles given me only proves that I have been Blessed once again by the mighty Spirit. I want to wish all my friends and family a Merry Christmas and a Happy Holidays. May all your wishes and dreams come true in 07'. May your Blessings be bountiful and may you prosper and be joyous the entire upcoming year. With all heart, soul, and much love. DeWayne B.

Still New
Still kinda new to this. I'll get some more pictures soon, I'll have to do my page up good so it will look great. Send me a message if you want, I'll mail one back to you when I can, that I do promice. I'll also try to make my site even better, so just bare with me ok. Have a terrific day !

Dumb Horney Hippy....
There was a bus going to Cleveland and there was a nun in it. The bus stopped to pick up a guy, and he was a hippy. The hippy sat next to the nun and said, "Hey baby want to have sex with me?" The nun slapped him across the face. Well as the hippy got off at his bus stop, the bus driver said, "Hey I see that nun praying every night at that cemetery over there, if you go there dressed as God you could probably get her to have sex with you." The hippy said thanks and got off the bus, then got dressed up like God with the robes and cream and powder and hid behind a grave in the graveyard. Well just as the bus driver said, the nun came to pray at around six thirty. The Hippy popped out from behind the grave and said, "I am God!" The nun said, "Oh great and powerful one what can I do for you?" The hippy said, "You must have sex with me." So she did. Then the hippy jumped up and said, "Haha I am the hippy!" And the nun jumped up and said, "Haha I am the bus driver!"

Identity Crisis
I'm not good enough for you anymore i onece was someone special but now i'm just a whore, now i'm so easy for you to ignore, would you tell me what i fucking ment to you before! im not worth anything, in my own fucking head! just a fucking disease to be passed on and spread, nothing makes sense, it's all been read, and re-read, nothing fucking matters, not a word that i've said... identinty crisis, i dont think that i like this can you tell me what the differance between wrong and right is, i think that i'm blind, would you fucking rewind this, i finally understand what the meaning of "spite" is... and now that i've been easily replaced i'm so sick of seeing your goddamn face in my fucking head, every mutherfucking day! in my head, i know i'm not worth a goddamn thing and i've no disire to see what my future brings... 'cause nothing is worth a goddamn thing... not a word that i've said, not a thing that i scream... identinty crisis, i dont think that i like this ca

Eyesis
EYEsis Smoke and mirrors, Flashing lights, I found my Goddess in Soddom and Gommorah tonight... I met my Isis, my angel, My god... And now i've only one emotion in my heart... And i'm not sure what it's called... The first time i saw your eyes, i think that i lost my mind that look that you gave me.... i think it made me go crazy, your what i thought, i'd never find again... Can i touch you, Like you touched me, Or are you to afraid to let your heart bleed? My Angel, my Isis, My Obsession, my God... Left with one feeling left, And i'm not sure what it's called.... The first time i saw your eyes, i think that i lost my mind that look that you gave me.... i think it made me go crazy, your what i thought, i'd never find again... Can i tell you i love You, or is that another song? I cant seem to think straight, i think my minds gone, Can i tell you i love You, or is that another song? Can i call You my Lover, can i call

2006 Checklist
IN 2006, I: (teenybopper edition) [ ] stayed single [x] got kissed [x] made out [ } made out in a car/van [ ] kissed in the snow [ ] kissed in the rain [x] had my heart broken [ ] broke someone else's heart [x] had a stalker [ ] lost friends (if I lost them, they weren't friends to begin with) [ ] came out of my closet [ ] got pregnant [ ] had an abortion [ ] got married- [ ] had a divorce [ ] kissed someone of the same sex [x] met someone that I will never forget [ ] did something I regret [ ] lost my true love [ ] lost faith in love [ ] kissed under mistletoe [ ] got a promotion [x] got a pay raise [ ] changed jobs [ ] lost my job [ ] quit my job for school [ ] dated a co-worker [ ] dated my boss [ ] dated my boss's son/ daughter [ ] got fired from my job [ ] straight A's [ ] met a teacher who I became friends with [ ] met a teacher who I really hate [ ] found the subject I love [ ] skipped class [ ] skipped school [ ] got in a fight with a clas

Gravy Sandwich
I have given up On everything But me Ok, maybe you too But one more Big mistake And my faith is Thru I know I can make it And handle all things Well Say what you wish Think if you can The negatives Brush off me Never denting the man I hear your ideas I take some To heart I know you are trying To assist Like I would for you But I’ve created A monster A steel wall with feet 2 words I fail To understand Are regret And defeat

Booty Call App
Booty call BOOTY CALL AGREEMENT This pre-booty call agreement (hereinafter referred to as the "Agreement") is entered into on the _______day of _______, 2006, by_____________, between___________and ___________. THIS AGREEMENT SHALL COVER THE FOLLOWING RULES AND PRINCIPLES: 1. No sleeping over-unless it is very good and we need to repeat it in the morning. 2. No meeting in public except for dinner or drinks before the events of the evening. 3. No calls before 9PM - we don't have shit to talk about. 4. None of that "lovemaking" shit - only sex allowed. 5. No emotional discussions (i.e. Where are we heading with this? Do you love me?)the answer is no, so don't ask. 6. No plans made in advance - that is why you are called the "backup", unless you are from out-of-town, then it's only a one-time advanced arrangement. 7. All gifts accepted - money is always good. 8. No baby talk - however, dirty talk is encouraged. 9. No asking for

The Keys To My Heart
The Keys to Your Heart You are attracted to those who are unbridled, untrammeled, and free. In love, you feel the most alive when your lover is creative and never lets you feel bored. You'd like to your lover to think you are optimistic and happy. You would be forced to break up with someone who was insecure and in constant need of reassurance. Your ideal relationship is lasting. You want a relationship that looks to the future... one you can grow with. Your risk of cheating is zero. You care about society and morality. You would never break a commitment. You think of marriage as something precious. You'll treasure marriage and treat it as sacred. In this moment, you think of love as something you thirst for. You'll do anything for love, but you won't fall for it easily. What Are The Keys To Your Heart?

Do It For Fellow Cherry Please
WE WILL RETURN THE LUV !!!! COMMENT BOMBING ALLOWED ! CLICK ON PICTURES BELOW AND GET YOUR COMMENT ON :) THANK YOU SO MUCH IT'S APPRECIATED HOTTEST CHERRY 2006..ENDS JAN.2 THE SEXY JUGGALO THRILL HAMMER ..BEST MORPH..ENDS JANUARY 3,2007 BEN DOVER..SEXIEST MALE ON CT..ENDS DECEMBER 31,2006

Part 4 To Tresspassing
Seeing Kellie masturbate was the most erotic thing I'd ever seen. Over and over in my head I reran the images of her slim fingers glistening with her cum, sliding in and out of her wet pussy. I desperately needed to see her again, so I wrote another email. "Dear Kellie, I'm sorry about sending you to the mall and not calling you. I think you'll understand when you return the tape to its hiding place. I also left you a little surprise. I hope you enjoy it. I was so turned-on when you removed your panties and twirled around your room, that all I could think about was making love to you. I couldn't help myself. I realize that what I'm doing isn't right. Possibly I'm sick in the head, but the first time I saw you and your sister, I knew I had to see more. I never intended on actually meeting you, so sending you away from the house while I took the other tape seemed the safest way to avoid your ridicule, and hatred (and a potential arrest). I couldn't bear to see the look of disgu

People Are Fucking Stupid
I hate it when people make their yahoo messenger status ", GET ONLINE RIGHT NOW!" ... ... ... Dumbass, like the person can really fucking see that youre telling them to get online, seeing as they ARENT ONLINE. Dumbasses.

25 Things About Kaosdevice
(Diva & Daddy did it and I thought it might be interesting, not that I could even TOUCH the kind of lives those two lived/live) ------------- 1. Has a degree in Philosophy and wrote 30 page discussion of Free Will vs. Determinisim (I am on the free will side for those keeping score) 2. Has had a work of his translated into Italian, Hungarian, German and most recently French. 3. Has been electrocuted twice. 4. Has fallen off a third story balcony and was uninjured aside from a few scratches. 5. Had a tour of Boston from the passenger seat of an ambulance at 3am on a Monday night. 6. Has been in Lake Superior in the dead of winter in a hole cut in the ice. 7. Spent a large part of his younger life working with people with disabilities. 8. Was a punk rocker in his youth and has helped build stages for Black Flag, DOA and other smaller regional punk bands. 9. Had a car that was hit on the driver side 4 seperate times, yet was still drivable. 10. Grew up i

How Easy R U
You are 22% easy You are not easy. You are actually damn hard. (No pun intended) You won’t sleep with someone in less you are deeply in love/married to them. You present a real challenge to the opposite sex, so you probably will have a lot of admires trying to hit it with you. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Early Morning Wake Up Call
So every morning, I am lovingly brought from my sweet slumber....by someone.. or someones being body slammed from what I do believe is a rather high distance. If its not the WWF (oh thats right.. its called something else now isn't it?) then .. they are bowling.... You laugh... I'm not bullshittin... Theres something... they are rolling across the floor up there.... On occasion I wonder if its a pipe.. I used to have one that had been molded into the inside of a minature tiny beetle bug car.. and if you pulled it back.. it would go forward on its own.. GREAT FOR PARTIES... anyway.. I often wonder if its that. Ahh besides that if they aren't beating each other, bowling.. or just yelling.... They have a 8 or 9 year old child who LOVES to run... Run Dick Run. (gets paintball gun ready) Yes... he loves to run... back and forth and back and forth and back and forth and up and down and up and down and up and down... break them tiny little legs.

Does She Know How Much I Miss Her?
I think about Kat often and just now is but one of a million times in a month. The photo on My secondary MySpace main photo is one of the last she took of Me. It was the weekend I first did a hook suspension/pull. She was there for that too, which we shot for British television. She and I had a wild weekend, with Barbee and Ugly Shyla, and we were all cooped up in that extremely small bed and breakfast where we shot these photos. Her death came surprisingly fast. With in a month of her diagnosis she died. I was in shock. It was but a month before I had planned to see her when I was headed to attend a convention, FetishCon, in Tampa. That was right before My move to L.A. I had been so excited and filled with anticipation. I was so proud of Kat. She was an amazing photographer and her life was filled with a ton of love, a marriage that actually nearly restored My faith in such things, and a career that was quickly reaching unheard of heights including that she had just been

Hey
so hello everbody that is a friend of mine and to everbody thats not add me im a pretty nice guy..i love tattoos and piercings and i would love to talk about them. I am also a big person on camaro's anyways thanks for reading alan aka akiir

Rip..
pulsating paula made this for me!Its my big brother who passed away on the 27th. I loved him as family and for name sakes he was to me and to him. My self proclaimed big brother's funeral today. I stayed up all night crying last night! I miss him and love him! He ran a tat shop in ATL. So as he and i talked before I'm getting the tat and in the blood droplets RK is going to be in them. Just my way of saying I love you and miss you. I am also going to go see him. but ne who. I need to go tp bed! xo's Amber

Pin Up Girls And Cadillacs
im a fan of both i have an 89 deville and think betti paige is the sexiest and the most well known pin up around.let me know your pinup favs and we can build a photo blog guys and gals need response not gender bias.

Biker Friends
FRIENDS: Never ask for food BIKER FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food. FRIENDS: Will say "hello" BIKER FRIENDS: Will give you a big hug and a kiss. FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs. BIKER FRIENDS: Call your parents mom and dad. FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. BIKER FRIENDS: Cry with you. FRIENDS: Will eat at your dinner table and leave BIKER FRIENDS: Will spend hours there, talking, laughing and just being together FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. BIKER FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it's yours. FRIENDS: know a few things about you. BIKER FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you. FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing. BIKER FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds' ass that left you. FRIENDS: Would knock on your door. BIKER FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!" FRIENDS: Are for a while. BIKER FRIENDS: Are for life. FRIENDS: Will ignore this. BIKER

Military Considers Recruiting Foreigners
Military considers recruiting foreigners ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Military considers recruiting foreigners Expedited citizenship would be an incentive By Bryan Bender, Globe Staff | December 26, 2006 WASHINGTON -- The armed forces, already struggling to meet recruiting goals, are considering expanding the number of noncitizens in the ranks -- including disputed proposals to open recruiting stations overseas and putting more immigrants on a faster track to US citizenship if they volunteer -- according to Pentagon officials. Foreign citizens serving in the US military is a highly charged issue, which could expose the Pentagon to criticism that it is essentially using mercenaries to defend the country. Other analysts voice concern that a large contingent of noncitizens under arms could jeopardize national security or reflect badly on Americans' willingness to serve in uniform. The idea of signing up foreigners who are

I Am Spider Man
Your results:You are Spider-Man Spider-Man 70% Catwoman 50% The Flash 45% Supergirl 40% Green Lantern 40% Superman 35% Robin 32% Hulk 30% Wonder Woman 25% Iron Man 25% Batman 10% You are intelligent, witty, a bit geeky and have great power and responsibility. Click here to take the "Which Superhero are you?" quiz...

My Resolutions
I will remember to put on underwear before opening the limo door I will finish saving up to get the Right Said Fred tattoo lasered off I will buy my wife an expensive gift I will listen more closely the next time she explains what the nanny cam is for I will not shout "Yahtzee!" every time a light turns green I will not invade another country to try to get Jodie Foster's attention

Hard Ass Riddle
i walkon 4 legs in the morning. 2 legs int the afternoon. and 3 legs in the evening. What Am I? 2 all my firends have fun with this one shoutbox me if you think you got it i will hit you back and tell you if you are right

What Mythological Creature Are You?
You scored as Angel. Angel: Angels are the guardians of all things, from the smallest ant to the tallest tree. They give inspiration, love, hope, and positive emotion. They live among humans without being seen. They are the good in all things, and if you feel alone, don't fear. They are always watching. Often times they merely stand by, whispering into the ears of those who feel lost. They would love nothing more then to reveal themselves, but in today's society, this would bring havoc and many unneeded questions. Give thanks to all things beautiful, for you are an Angel.Angel100%Mermaid92%Faerie75%WereWolf50%Demon25%Dragon17%What Mythological Creature are you? (Cool Pics!)created with QuizFarm.com

What Tarot Card Are You?
You are The Moon Hope, expectation, Bright promises. The Moon is a card of magic and mystery - when prominent you know that nothing is as it seems, particularly when it concerns relationships. All logic is thrown out the window. The Moon is all about visions and illusions, madness, genius and poetry. This is a card that has to do with sleep, and so with both dreams and nightmares. It is a scary card in that it warns that there might be hidden enemies, tricks and falsehoods. But it should also be remembered that this is a card of great creativity, of powerful magic, primal feelings and intuition. You may be going through a time of emotional and mental trial; if you have any past mental problems, you must be vigilant in taking your medication but avoid drugs or alcohol, as abuse of either will cause them irreparable damage. This time however, can also result in great creativity, psychic powers, visions and insight. You can and should trust your intuition. What Tarot Card are You?Take

Update And Venting
Depression is stepping again so it seems.So much turmoil and strife in the last 2 1/2 months.Sooo many things have changed and not many for the better.I'm not sure exactly where this path is taking me but.. I still follow it with a ton of faith and a little hope. Not being able to work or shoot or anything like that has really taken a severe toll on my life and my attitude.Everything seems to be falling apart.Altho I do have some great things lined up for this month...(which secretly I am hoping will help me feel myself again) I often seem to be unable to find myself again. I'm back to not knowing for sure who I can actually count on and rely on when it really matters.One person has stayed by my side through out this entire ordeal and I owe them alot including appologies.I'm not the kind of person who does very well when I have to break down and ask or get help.The last few months have been more than difficult on me to say the least and the very few who know me extrem

Sex And $
Johnny wanted to have sex with a girl in his office but she had a boyfriend. One day, Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said, "I'll give you $500 dollars if you let me make love to you." The girl replied, "No way!" Johnny said, "I'll be fast. I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down, and I'll be finished by the time you pick it up." She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her boyfriend. She called her boyfriend and told him the story. Her boyfriend said, "Ask him for $1000 dollars, pick up the money really fast, and he won't even be able to get his pants down." So, she agreed and accepted the proposal. Half an hour goes by and the boyfriend waited for his girlfriend to call. Finally, after 45 minutes, the boyfriend called and asked what happened. She said, "The bastard used quarters!!"

Middle Name
Write in your middle name and next to each letter write what it means according to the alphebet!!!! L : Unbelievably great in bed. L : Unbelievably great in bed. E : loves to be kissed. A : you like to drink. B : You like people. C : You are really silly. D : one in a million. E : loves to be kissed. F : You are dead sexy. G : You never let people tell you what to do. H : You have a very good personality,looks and a very good kisser I : Great in bed. J : People Adore you K : You're wild and crazy. L : Unbelievably great in bed. M : best kisser ever. N: You like to drink. O: awesome kisser. P : You are popular with all types of people. Q : You are a hypocrite. R : Fuckin crazy. S : Easy to fall in love with. T : You're loyal to those you love. U : You really like to chill. V : You are not judgemental. W : You are very broad minded. X : You never let people tell you what to do. Y : best boy/girl friend any one can ask for. Z : Always ready. Delete the

Me: Analyzed
This was interesting. It's about 95% accurate, but the 5% that's inaccurate greatly depends on my current mood, surroundings, state of mind, etc. Advanced Global Personality Test Results Extraversion |||||| 30% Stability |||||||||||||||||| 73% Orderliness |||||||||||||| 53% Accommodation |||||||||||| 43% Interdependence |||||||||||||| 56% Intellectual |||||| 23% Mystical |||||| 23% Artistic |||||||||||||||| 70% Religious |||| 16% Hedonism |||| 16% Materialism |||||||||||| 50% Narcissism |||||||||| 36% Adventurousness |||||| 23% Work ethic |||||| 30% Self absorbed ||||||||||||

You
My love is true, like your eyes of blue, And i wont forget, when i met you. The sky is blue. Yes that is true. But i still wonder, if your love is true. I sit alone in this room of darkness Waiting to see, the light and brightness. My love is crazy. Yes this is true. But all i want, is-to-serve-you. You say you like me, but you don't love me. That leaves a mark, in my poor hearty. The time has come, for me to go, Eventhough, My heart is cold. The life i have, just has no meaning, If i can't see your daily beauty. I will be gone, but not for long, Because i'll love you, Until time's gone...

Jokes..they Amuse Me..
A doctor walked into a bank. Preparing to endorse a check, he pulled a rectal thermometer out of his shirt pocket and tried to 'write' with it. Realizing his mistake, he looked at the thermometer with annoyance and said, "Well that's great, just great... some asshole's got my pen." ------------------------------------------ A married couple returns to the same hotel room where they had spent their honeymoon forty years earlier. The wife takes off her clothes, lies down on the bed, and spreads her legs. The husband looks at her and he begins to weep uncontrollably. "What's the matter?" she asks. "Forty years ago," he says, "I couldn't wait to eat it, and now..." "Now?" she asks. "Now, it looks like it can't wait to eat ME!"

Wow
wow. hehehe. went Fishing off the pier with Harold Tommy Angel and DD tonight. it was a lot of fun. even though it was chilly and really windy out. That and i don't touch anything slimy and gross. Though i DID catch a fish! little stripper that was thrown back. too little to do anything with. i'm proud of myself. yay me!!!! today was the last day of my first week of work. i'm EXHAUSTED!!!!!!!!!!!!! whew!!!! and i have HOW many more decades of this to look forward to? i'm NOT seeing the joy. at least it's a job that i can plan decades with and will pay. that's the BIG benefit. also, it uses a mentor program and i'm not thrown in to learn this trade by myself. that's a good thing too. In a couple of weeks i get to see SUPERNOVA in concert! i'm totally stoked on that one!!! In march i get to see Cradle of Filth, one of my all time favorite bands at my favorite arena, the Norva. Totally stoked!!!!!!!!! Taking my mom to see Peter, Paul and Mary in march also. total

The Question Of Modern Times. Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road ?
KINDERGARTEN TEACHER: To get to the other side. PLATO: For the greater good. ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross roads. KARL MARX: It was a historical inevitability. TIMOTHY LEARY: Because that's the only trip the establishment would let it take. SADDAM HUSSEIN: This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it. JACK NICHOLSON: 'cause it !@#$^ wanted to. That's the @$%^& reason. RONALD REAGAN: I forget. CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK: To boldly go where no chicken has gone before. HIPPOCRATES: Because of an excess of phlegm in its pancreas. LOUIS FARRAKHAN: The road, you see, represents the black man. The chicken 'crossed' the black man in order to trample him and keep him down. MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR.: I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question. MOSES: And God came down from the Heavens, and He said unto the chicken,

Finally Moved In To My New House
WELL MY FRIENDS, I AM FINALLY ALL MOVED IN TO MY NEW HOUSE. STILL PUTTING THINGS AWAY AND TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHERE TO PUT THINGS....LOL SORRY I HAVEN'T BEEN ONLINE IN A COUPLE OF WEEKS BUT KNOW YOU ALL WILL UNDERSTAND SINCE I WAS PAINTING THE WALLS IN MY NEW HOUSE, GOT NEW CARPET INSTALLED, NEW TILE INSTALLED IN MY KITCHEN AND BATHROOM, NEW SINK AND TOILET AND SHOWER HEAD IN MY BATHROOM. GOT EVERYTHING MOVED AND NOW THE HARD PART OF FIGURING OUT WHERE TO PUT ALL MY STUFF. THANK GOODNESS FOR THE BASEMENT!!.....LOL I'VE BEEN TAKING PICTURES AS I GO ALONG...BEFORE I DID ALL THE PAINTING AND CARPET AND AFTER. HOPE TO HAVE MORE PICS SOON OF ALL ROOMS ONCE I'M FINISHED PUTTING THINGS AWAY. HOPEFULLY BY THEN I'LL BE UP ON POINTS SO I CAN ADD MORE PICS WITHOUT HAVING TO DELETE ANY OF THE ONES I HAVE POSTED NOW. HOPE ALL HAD A GREAT CHRISTMAS AND A BETTER NEW YEAR. TAKE CARE MY CHERRYTAP FRIENDS & FANS. ~~PRECIOUS ANGEL~~

A Poem For The One I Love
I NEVER THOUGHT I WOULD FIND SOMEONE LIKE YOU A HEART THAT'S PURE AND TRUE A HEART THAT CARES AND LOVES TO SHARE A BEAUTIFUL SMILE THAT BRIGHTENS THE DAY IN THE NICEST OF WAYS YOU HAVE A DESIRE THAT I ADMIRE A FLAME THAT NO ONE CAN CONTAIN MAY ALL YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE FOR I HAVE FOUND THE ONE WHOSE HEART IS TRUE IF YOUR EVER IN DOUBT JUST REACH OUT AND TAKE MY HAND FOR I WILL BE THERE FOR I WILL ALWAYS BE YOUR MAN.

Happy Monday ,and Sorry I Have Not Been Around. ;)
Hello everyone. I am sorry that I have no been around, or left comments or replied to ones left. I have been hanging out over at Orfay, and working on my web sites. I dont mean to ignore you, I guess I just dont like the set up here as much. I will check in from time to time. But I can post hundreds of pix, at Orfay,and what I really love to do is show my photography, model shoot pix, and photo modifications and graphics work I have done. Check me out on Orfay, here is my link there. http://firelilly.orfay.com/ Let me know you are a friend from LC, and I may be able to add you. Most of my friends are already there. Also, I have a favor to ask. The January contest is up and running. I came in second place with the last one. Now, I am asking my friends, fans, and club members to help me win this time. Come one and vote for me. The same deal as last time. A paid $500 shoot, and more exposure for modeling. I would really appreciate the vote and if you would tell others to also. Here

Thought Of The Day Things To Take Seriuos
Today was good day. I was doing my job. Yet people kept saying in different conversations. " taking things to serious" Even said it myself today. I was saying, I know that even if a person is telling you you are beautiful, you still have to believe it yourself. I have gotting where i don't take it to seriuos. My friends said" really, then why is your new phone bill $289.00 , stop that damn texting." i just laughted. Then one of my tenant's came in. He was really mad at his Wife. " he told me- weel her mom's here and we can not stand eachother. I asked why? he said she takes what i did on my wedding day to seriuos. I asked what. He said, because he got drunk and was slapping her ass and saying he would do her, is nothing serious. I said maybe she takes that seriuos , because maybe if you are drunk again, you might fallow throught with it and cheat on your wife. Mothers always worry about there kids. He said, now that is serious. Then later, I get into big arguement, with my Mother, s

Been Missing You All My Friends
hey ya'll sorry i have not been on much i been trying to fight this flu i have it's a tough battle but i'm not giving in ha ha i will beat it sooner or later i miss talking to you all verry much i wish you the best sending all of you my friends some loving and hugs tina

Friends
someone desided to take me and 3 other of us in a contest out of it the best cleavage one it was the first top 4 i was on top well any way i thought i would let u all know i am not on there now i am going to see if i can get diffrent pic on there but it might be too late i will ask if i do i hope all my friends will vote for me agian. i am sorry about all this i was kinda hurt bye it i never was # 1 before

When Did Our Light Turn From Green To Red?
Well I don't want to see you waiting I've already gone too far away I still can't keep the day from ending No more messed up reasons for me to stay Well this is not for real Afraid to feel I just hit the floor Don't ask for more I'm wasting my time I'm wasting my time You can't stop the feeling And there's no reason Let's make the call And take it all again Woah again Months went by with us pretending When did our light turn from green to red I took a chance and left you standing Lost the will to do this once again Well this is not for real Afraid to feel I just hit the floor Don't ask for more I'm wasting my time I'm wasting my time You can't stop the feeling And there's no reason Let's make the call And take it all I'm wasting my time I'm wasting my time again Woah again See you waiting Lonesome, lonely See you waiting I see you waiting Well this is not for real Afraid to feel I just hit the floor Don't ask for more I'm wasting my tim

Yayyyyyy I Did It!
Yayyyyy I did it! I feel stupid but Im not... it took me a while to figure out how to delete a video on my page and add a new one, I just got tired of the song that was playing over and over! but Im glad i figured out how to do it.

Which Disney Character Alter Ego
OK......so I guess I'm like my mom!!! LMMFAO....read mine then go look at hers...It's kinda scary....first the combat/medic thing....now this....is that quiz rigged??? Is everyone the same???? You scored as Peter Pan. Your alter ego is Peter Pan. You are a child at heart. Anything you believe is possible, and you never want to grow up. Peter Pan100%Goofy75%Donald Duck75%Pinocchio75%The Beast69%Sleeping Beauty56%Cinderella56%Cruella De Ville50%Ariel44%Snow White25%Which Disney Character is your Alter Ego?

Poor Kid
Today, I witnessed the one thing I never ever wanted to witness and that was... Someone puking. We were all sitting in class when all of a sudden we heard this noise and we all go "What Spilled?" We look at Robert cuz we knew he hadn't been feeling good and realized there was barf all over the floor. Everybody jumped out of there seat and ran out of the room lol. My stomach has been in knots all freaking day! Thats one thing I have never been able to stand, is puking. I don't like to see anything come out of your mouth that shouldnt lol.

Yur Zodic
CANCER Great Kisser. Very high sex appeal. Great in bed. Most horny. PISCES Caring. Smart. Center of attention. Too Sexy, DAMN IT. Very high sex appeal. Has the last word. Extremely wired but in a good way LIBRA Very gentle. Nice. Love is one of a kind. Silly and fun! Have own unique sexiness. Most caring person you will ever meet! GREAT in Bed. CAPRICORN Sassy. Intelligent. Sexy. Predict future. Irrestible, awesome kisser. Great talker. Always gets what he or she wants. By far the BEST in bed. EVERY PERFORMANCE. AQUARIUS Trustworthy. Sexy. Rare to find. Loves being in long relationships. Extremly energetic. Amazing in bed, the BEST lovers. ARIES Outgoing. Spontanious. No one to fuck with. Have own unique sexiness. Unpredictable. Erotic. Funny. Addictive. Take you on trips to the moon in bed. TAURUS Aggressive. freak in bed. rare to find. loves being in long relationships. Likes to give a good fight for what they want. Extre

For My Friends
Twisting turning spiralling down fading into darkness till I am found. Holding my heart and spilling its love falling from grace from heaven above. Staring out from the darkness around seeing nothing yet everything as a hand reaches down. Hand in mine pulling me free a friend and love someone not seen but who is always there to the top I am dragged. until around me stands my family and friends. This goes out to those that heave stood beside me, helped me, and guided me. for I know without your love I would not be where I am today. Thanks.. I am sure you all know who you are. Becasue you are all close to my heart. I give you all much love. Though they are not here are they may be hopefully those who know me know I adore them and it means alot.. nothing means as much to me as my friends and family.

Masters Will
I am kneeling in front of him, my eyes lowered to the floor, his boots reflect the pale light. He is motionless ... his breathing calm and regular ... but nevertheless I sense his strain. The leather in his hand fanning slowly back and forth. I sense something is different ... I suppress my wish to reach out towards him and to touch him, to feel his closeness. His eyes look cold and expressionless above me, starring right through my flesh. Time trickles; no motion; my knees hurt. I feel his hand on my neck, he pulls me close, my skin rubs over the coarse fabric of his jeans, a soft rush of warmth runs through my body. I perceive a fast movement and feel the leather digging deep into my flesh ... a wave of pain rushes through my body. It's like a moment of liberation ... pain mixes with relief ... I hear myself squeeling as the whip caresses me again. His eyes sparkle ... I feel his power ... every stroke increases my will to comply to him ... The lashes become hard

Yes Im A Bitch...=)
When I stand up for myself and my beliefs, they call me a bitch. When I stand up for those I love, they call me a bitch. When I speak my mind, think my own thoughts, or do things my own way, they call me a bitch. Being a bitch means that I am free to be the wonderful creature that I am, with all my own intricacies, contradictions, quirks and beauty. Being a bitch means I won't compromise what's in my heart. It means I live my life MY way. It means I won't allow anyone to step on me. When I refuse to tolerate injustice and speak up against it, I am defined as a bitch. The same thing happens when I take time for myself instead of being everyone's maid, or when I act a little selfish. I am proud to be a bitch! It means I have the courage and strength to allow myself to be who I truly am and won't become anyone else's idea of what they think I "should" be. I am outspoken, opinionated, and determined. I want what I want, and there is nothing wrong with that! So try to stomp o

No Map In This New Territory
We are traveling into new territorys in this new ago of increased energy and opening of the heart and mind we all are venturing into new territory, that has not been explored. So don't let it overwhelm you. Take some time off from as much as you can, so you can process all the new information coming forth and heal from the increase of new energies and vibrations. Once you begin to take some down time, you can make your own map. Remember that guidance continues to come forth always, so when we are quiet and resting our minds, bodys and spirits, we are more open than when we are rushing all over, stressed, and in the actual mode of gathering information. There is no doubt that there is certainly something going on, and it is universal. Not only are we involved in it but the whole universe is shifting. Our minds, body's and lives are transforming, and our spirit's are jumping for joy over it all. But the best part, is that it is happening to multitudes of people. All light and spirit

Poem
Emptiness can make you feel so lost and hollow God could clearly show you the path and you still wouldn't follow Your heart and soul are both bruised and broken Because they all used your true love as a token Written By: Michael James Fry

A Love Story
It’s January, 2007 and since October, my life started to change very rapidly – and while I have been vague at best with many, it’s been a roller coaster of emotions and changes that will affect my life for the better. In October, I met a fantastic human being with so much to offer himself and life that I couldn’t help but to quickly fall in love with him – and fall hard I did! I gave in and chose to give in to the emotions and belief fate that put us together. To my quick surprise, everything fell apart, despite the words that were said to not only me, but my closest and dearest friend. While his words were well accepted and believed to be true, and sharing his family with me, shortly there after was quickly nothing but silence and confusion. I did the only thing I knew to do, (despite his words of love and working things out) – I walked away, leaving him to himself to find in life what it was that he was searching for –quickly letting go of the belief that it was me. Even thou

How I See Things.
Existence begins but with a single thought. Experience and its definition described existence Creation and destruction are one and the same. Dancing like lovers to a symphony to an unseen orchestra. Divinity knows Callousness and compassion and is detached from both. Good and evil are human definitions and as such are beyond the notice of Divinity. Divinity is Balance. Change is immenant, the one total force to which everything is subject. The point of life is what you give it. You are alone. You will always be alone. Those that grace your life with beauty or ugliness only do so because you allow them to. Like wise Freinds and Lovers gift you with thier time and notice. It makes the ennui of Isolation go away if only for a brief time. indulge in, and enjoy the distractions. You have all the power you will ever need, wisdom is the knowledge on how to use it. Just because you can; doesnt alway mean you should. To have a right isn't and implication of unlimited priviled

The Craving
I glimpse your way when no one else is looking. Traceing you with cold and fierce eyes, projecting dirty little scenarios in my mind. I crave the heat from you , The taste of your skin. Provocative, Erotic, and Hungry. Burning alive beneath denim jeans . A woman with powers in slaved by the dominance of man... Author Mary Lee All rights reserved;

Sticky Chicken
You can make this recipe with boneless, skinless chicken thighs instead. Just increase the cooking time by 10-15 minutes. INGREDIENTS: * 1/2 cup balsamic vinegar * 1/2 cup low sodium soy sauce * 1/2 cup sugar * 2 garlic cloves, minced * 1 Tbsp. grated fresh ginger root * 1/8 tsp. pepper * 3-4 lbs. boneless, skinless chicken breasts PREPARATION: Combine all ingredients except the chicken in a shallow baking dish and stir until sugar dissolves. Add the chicken and turn to coat well. Cover the dish and chill in refrigerator for 24 hours. When ready to eat, transfer the chicken and marinade to a large heavy nonstick skillet. Bring to a boil over medium heat. Reduce heat to low, cover the skillet and simmer for 15 minutes, stirring each piece occasionally. Check the breasts for doneness (180 degrees F on an instant read thermometer) and remove to a shallow pan as they test done. Cover the cooked chicken and place in warm oven to keep warm. Inc

Sunday
Well its sunday and tomorrow is a holiday but I am on call all week from 6pm-6am which is good and bad. Means i dont go in to work unless called but have to have my phone available at night. Means should be online a lot more since i ahve no life outside of work... Lets see 3/4 of the football teams i wanted to win did. Only the Chargers screwed it up, so go Colts and Saints. Other then that pretty average weekend

Flight Safety
Flight safety This one isn’t really a current topic, but still this is one of those thoughts that runs through my mind often, so I’m going to write it down here. There has been a lot of talk about how we can make a flight safer, and I do think that they have made quite some progress over the last few years, but I want to know why this one is never brought up? Locking the cockpit door? Of course you say they lock the door, but if they had done that five and a half years ago it would have saved a lot of trouble. This isn’t the whole solution but ill go into it. The things that they are doing are making us safer; if we keep saying this we all will believe it. But, here, lets just get nice strong doors on the cockpit, ones that will take some time, a few minutes is enough, but that can keep someone who is trying to kick in a door out for just a few minutes. If someone tried to hijack the plane the pilots could have put on their own supplemental oxygen and depressurize the cabin

The Dream ~ Be Kind...i Wrote This In 9th Grade!
Sarah woke up with a start, her mind still trying to decipher if it was all a dream or reality. Rubbing her head she looks at the clock, its almost five pm. As she quickly gets dressed her dream reruns itself through her mind. “Sarah come on, hurry up! We’re late!” Kristy yells as she disappears into the house. The party started at five-thirty and it was now almost seven. Walking through the door she’s blown over by the music. Scanning the room, she notes all the usual people. She gets a beer and begins to relax. Exams are over, nothing is stopping her from having the time of her life. Many drinks later, she asks a cute guy walking by for the time. “Half past midnight,” he replies. Sarah gasps in disbelief. “Tell me you’re kidding!” she screams. As he shakes his head no, she races to find Kristy. Her curfew was thirty minutes ago! When she finds her friend, she pulls her to the side. “Kristy, you have to take me home. I’m late and I mom is going to kill me!” Kristy agrees, and they

Nigerian Money Scammer..
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