A woman is told by her doctor that masturbating before sex often helped women last longer during the act. The lady decided, "What the hell, I'll do it,"
sHe spent the rest of the day thinking about where to do it. sHe couldn't do it in her office. sHe thought about the restroom, but that was too open. sHe considered an alley, but figured that was too unsafe. Finally, she realized her solution.
On her way home, she pulled her car over on the side of the highway.sHe got out and crawled underneath the car she was playing with her pussy..Satisfied with her privacy, she started to masturbate. sHe closed her eyes and thought of her lover. As she grew closer to orgasm, she felt a quick tug at the bottom on her shoulder
Not wanting to lose her mental fantasy or her orgasm, she kept her eyes shut and kept fingering her pussy , "What?" sHe heard a voice say this the police. What's going on down there?" The lady replied, "I'm playing with my pussy its very wet ." Came the reply, "Well, you might as well play with your ass to while you're down there because your car rolled down the hill 5 minutes ago.