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I Got To Have Surgery On July 17th
well went to the orthopedic doc today ...its for sure i got to have surgery ....it's on the 17th of july ...here's what they will b doing . it's my left arm .they will b doing a carpal tunnel release on my left wrist and will b doing a decompression ulnar nerve on my elbow... won't be able to use left arm for a month..the bad thing is i'm left handed ...i hope recovery will go fast ..it's out patient surgery , so after surgery i will try to b online if possible to keep my friends and family updated ...thanks to all my friends for the thoughts and prayers ....love you all for that ..

Weird Dinner Math....strange But True...
Don't tell me your age; you probably would tell a falsehood anyway-but your waiter may know! YOUR AGE BY DINER & RESTAURANT MATH This is pretty neat. DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST! It takes less than a minute . Work this out as you read ... Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out! This is not one of those waste of time things, it's fun. 1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to go out to eat. (more than once but less than 10) 2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold) 3. Add 5 4. Multiply it by 50 5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1757 .... If you haven't, add 1756. 6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born. You should have a three digit number The first digit of this was your original number (I.e., how! Many times you want to go out to restaurants in a week.) The next two numbers are YOUR AGE! (Oh YES, it is!!!!!) T

Take Nyquil It Will Knock Your Butt Out!
Gosh, this has been a long week for me. Monday, I was kinda hung over off Jager. I was out at best friends house and we drank Sunday night. I drank a whole pint. Which I still can’t believe that I did that. It was just a small tummy ache. But I laid in bed pretty much most of the day at her house. Tuesday, just the usual. We left Elizabethtown she brought me home and I didn’t do much after that. Wednesday, just straightened up my room started putting things where I want them to go. Today, got up and had a huge migraine. Took some medicine and l laid back down around 9 30 am. Dad and them came in from work around 3 30 pm by all the noise that they were making it woke me up. So I went ahead and got up and back to cleaning my room again. It seems like since we have moved that is all I have been doing. I don’t mind though cause I like organizing stuff and all that. I just wish my father and his girlfriend would get on the ball on doing this. They have hardly done anything

It Is Finally Done!
My new extreme large scale stage escape called "The RAMMSTEIN" is finally completed. It will be the show ender at numerous large scale concert venues throughout Canada, the USA, and Europe this coming year. Check out the pics of it in The RAMMSTEIN photo folder I have created. This thing is escape the handcuffs and chains before your face is melted off or before you suffocate from the super heated air in the metal head box. Criss Angel eat my shorts! No tricks or illusions here folks. This is REAL.

Friends
So man is this a bad day for me and problems... So I introduced my g/f to this guy. They get along great! I am really happy for them , but not she seems to be dumping me for the guy. She hardly ever comes over anymore, when she was here everyday, she doesn't call hardly anymore. She had told me that she was coming out today to celebrate my birthday together, but she can't because her and the guy have now made plans. I am really happy for her and him, but man to just stop all the sudden seems kinda rude. So again I ask am I crazy for this or what?

Rip Val
Yesterday morning one of my best friends Val, who was one of the greatest people i ever had the privilege of knowing was tragically killed in a car accident...and two of my other best friends Dano and Jenny are in the hospital with serious injuries...i can't even begin to put into words how much the three of them have helped me...whether its giving me a place to stay when i needed it or just talking and hanging out...i still find myself in disbelief that it all happened...like i can't believe it...i don't want to believe it...for those of you who knew val or dano or jenny or anyone else in the scrubby ninja records family you know what great people they are...and how they're always down to help out anyone...val i've got nothing but love for you and i will miss you more than i can describe...you were an incredible person and an amazing friend...please just send your thoughts and prayers to my boy big rob and the scrubby ninja records family...its gonna be a hard time for all of us...and

Thank You From Me!!
Just wanted to take a minute and Thank each of you that has been helping me in the Blast Givaway...I appreciate all your help. Im always here to help you.Just let me know what it is you need. Have a great night.Much Love..

Why Cant Guys Learn To Listen?????
Why is that guys seem to think that girls are the ones who are suppose to do everything.Yes it is our job to clean up the house make dinner and do laundry but where does it say that yall cant clean up after yallselfs and help out.We cant be expected to do everything!!I mean especially if you have children they are important they cant always wait so you have to take care of them.They take up time so why cant yall see that and help your wifes gfs out.I mean we know yall work and we dont expect yall to dmuch when yall get home but its nice for you to help out and show us you care.ITs nice to see you guys who come home and either sit on games or sit in front of the tv and never move it would be nice for yall to spend time with us females and show us you care and are happy for what we do.We work our butts of as females just like yall do as males why not show respect to each other and show you care.Not make one side do all. Now guys I am not blaming everything on yall I mean I know there

Good Morning, I Think!
I'm awake way too early this morning! I've been having a harder time than usual sleeping, but I guess I shouldn't be surprised, lol! I had a delightful surprise when I got online - an email from an energyworker friend I haven't heard from in awhile. He just attained his Reiki Teacher/Master level, studied at Glastonbury, England. His final attunement was at Stonehenge - yes, I admit I am envious! But I will keep my appointment with Stonehenge when it is time, lol! The Sparta Belly Dancers are performing at the St. Elias Greek Festival in LaCrosse this afternoon! Yeah, that includes me, lol! We perform twice - at 1:30 and at 3:30 p.m. Wish me luck - it's outside again, lmao! Dancing with Saran Wrap again *snicker*! Ah, well. I'm getting better at it, lol! My "anchor" and I are tugging back and forth at each other this morning - could be why I woke up so early. I think we may be disturbing each others sleep, lol! I don't mind! He is dear to me. I suppose I might as well star

Under Cover By George C. Jones
I am Officer Kim Johnson I am 25 years old five foot three 110 pounds, shoulder length red hair and wear a 40 c cup bra. I work for the Los Angeles Police department, in the Vice division. Because I know how to dress like a real slut I do a lot of undercover work and some of it requires casual sex, which I don't mind. This is a story about one of my assignments that I will never forget as long as I live. One day the chief called me into his office and told me about a drug ring that operated out of 'The Paradise' a club down town. He said that he didn't want to bust them right away because they he knew the drugs where coming in from Columbia and wanted to find the supplier. The chief asked me if I would work under cover and see if I could find out any information and pass it on to him. He also told me that it would very dangerous and if I didn't take the assignment he would under stand. I agreed and was told that when I got any thing at all to call him, and that he wanted we to c

What The F#ck
Life what a concept! Use it or lose it! Don't regret what you never tried if you've had the chance to do something exciting. In the movie "Transformers" he told the hottie Megan Fox get in the car don't regret it later not doing it. That is how life is it WILL leave your ass behind. Choking your own fucking chicken and regreting the "hottie" not doing it for you! You miss 100% of the shots you don't take and 99% of the ones you do, but that one may be a million dollars or a blowjob by Jessica Alba(or someone like her for she is mine). So I say go for it ask that girl "they say" is out of your league for that date or buy that lottery ticket, Dad can i borrw the car never hurt any one. NO is just a word that usually means maybe anyways! take it from me I've looked Heather Locklear straight in the eye asked some her silly assed questions made her smile and got a hug and autograph that said "Love" now thats a kick- assed memory. Rik Emmett guitarist of Triumph autographed something to me t

Dislikes
Racism/Discrimination Smelly/Hairy People/Feet Snoring Cleaning Toilets Snakes/Spiders/Heights Eating Something Off The Floor Oxfam/Gross Ads During Dinnertime Noisy Eaters People Who Chew Their Toenails Ignorant/Arrogant People Snobs/Snotty People Lazy People Being Taken For Granted People Who Copy My Site/Ideas People Without Manners Celebrity Stanning Smoking Rapists Politics Child Molesters Voting Mornings! Car Alarms/Horns Alcoholics Junkies Excessive Swearing Sweating Exercising Hair In Food Creep Crawlies Filling In Forms Doctors Dentists Insomnia Spitting Being Stared At Bad Breath Confrontation Pets In Beds Fake People Annoying Adverts Egotism

R.i.p Cole. You Did Your Country Proud. (from The Bulletin Board)
Rest In Peace Cole Hi everyone. I just got some terrible news today. My friend Cole Bartsch Died In Afghanistan. He wasn't even there for a month. His sister aka my best friend has cherrytap. Please stop by her page and show her support she really needs it right now. Thank You. -AsH.WeeE ..You'll Forever Be In My Heart Sweetie..Gone But Never Forgotten.. Mommy_Jo@ CherryTAP

Lady Karmic’s Contract For Service
Lady Karmic’s Contract for service D/s Contract I, ________________________, with a free mind and an open heart; do request of _______________________ that She accept the submission of my will unto Her and to take me into Her care and guidance, that W/we may grow together in trust and mutual respect. The satisfaction of Her wants, desires, and whims are consistent with my desire as a submissive to be found pleasing to Her. To that end, I offer her use of my time, talents, and abilities. Further, I ask, in sincere humility, that, as my Mistress, She accept the keeping of me for the fulfillment and enhancement of O/our sadistic, spiritual, emotional, and intellectual needs. To achieve this, She may have unfettered use of my body any time, any place, in front of anyone; to keep or to give away, as She will determine. I ask that She guide me in any sensual, or scene-related behavior, both together with, and separate from Her, in such a way as to further my growth as a person. I req

Tub Test
It doesn't hurt to take a hard look at yourself from time to time, and this should help get you started. During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criterion was which defined whether or not a patient should be institutionalized. "Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub" "Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup." "No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?" DID YOU PASS, OR DO YOU WANT THE BED NEXT TO MINE?

I've Been Published!!!
If you ever come across a coffeetable book of photos called "Optimal Images" be sure to look on page 52! You'll see a photo taken by me!!!! I can't believe my photography is now published! And they would like to publish another one!!! woohoo!!!! I'm so proud of myself... is that a bad thing? Oh well, somebody has to be proud of me...

This Is The Week That Was 07/16/07
This Is The Week That Was For 07/16/07 “Born Free, Run Free” Russell Rotta of Blackman Township, Michigan, was sentenced to 30 days, 24 months probation and $1,500 in fines last Tuesday for jogging. Jogging you ask? Yep, for jogging. Unfortunately, for Rotta, he likes to jog wearing a stocking cap, gloves and reflective tape on his arms, ankles waist and thighs. Rotta was busted when some silly caller reported seeing a naked man running in the southbound lanes of U.S. Highway 127. (Some people just can’t mind their own business.) Anyway, Rotta told police that he didn’t do this to get some sort of sexual gratification, or anything like that. Running in the nude just gave him some sort of high; he’d been doing this since he was a teenager. He said he usually jogged in open fields and wooded areas so as not to alarm anyone. (Oops, I don’t think a U.S. Highways passes as a wooded area.) “I do wonder though, does he wear reflector tape on his… phallic? On the o

Who Wants To Live Your Next Life Backwards??
Who wants to live your next life backwards? You start out dead and get that out of the way right off the bat. Then, you wake up in a nursing home feeling better every day. When you are kicked out of the home for being too healthy, you spend several years enjoying your retirement and collecting benefit checks. When you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day. You work 40 years or so, getting younger every day until pretty soon you're too young to work. So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink, and party. As you get even younger, you become a kid again. You go to elementary school, play, and have no responsibilities. In a few years, you become a baby and everyone runs themselves ragged keeping you happy. You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, spa-like conditions: central heating, room service on tap. Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm. Case Dismissed :P

The Pappenheimer Family
The Pappenheimer's Torture of the Pappenheimers from 'Bamberger Halsgerichtordnung' (1508) The hapless family were pulled from their slumber and taken to jail. Ten-year-old Hänsel was left behind with the Pappenheimer's landlords. The next day, not knowing what else to do with him, the landlords took little Hänsel to the jail to be with his parents. The Pappenheimers were kept in the custody of a man by the name of Alexander von Haslang zu Haslangsreut, Grosshausen und Reid. Haslang had the responsibility of turning the Pappenheimer family into an example of extreme justice. After their capture, Haslang arranged for the interrogation and torture of the Pappenheimers. He accused the family of multiple crimes and of practicing witchcraft in league with the Devil. Although the Pappenheimers declared their innocence of crime and of witchcraft at first, a bit of carefully used torture made them change their plea. Fundamentally, Haslang was not terribly interested in th

Sleep
Need more sleep. I came off of the road this morning, and after 24 hours of constant travel, I'm feeling it. I got to see some wonderful sites though. I drove up me-26 (Maine) and the view was amazing. The smell of fresh pine, nothing man-made for about 70 miles. IF you ever get a chance to go up that road, I'd suggest it. DON'T FORGET THE CAMERA!

Just Go
Just Go By Anthony Hunt You stopped givin' a damn so long ago Your words hit me harder than a Roy Jones Jr. blow. "You deserve better," that's what all my friend say, But I wouldn't buy that crap that they shoveled 'til today. This love's 'round my neck like a hangman's noose, But now I think I'm ready to finally cut loose. So just leave, just go I don't want you anymore I gotta life that's right in front of me that's begging to be lived. It's not right, it's not fair That I'm the only one who cares You got all of the attention that my heart could bear to give. So won't you just go. I've wrestled with depression, with sadness I fought. I'm givin' it my all to get you out of my thoughts. We ain't gonna be lovers, said we couldn't be friends. Am I really ready for my one true love to end? She moved away from me so happily, And now I gotta shower that she won't break me. So just leave, just go I don't want you anymore I gotta life that's right in f

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Unaware
Unaware By Anthony Hunt It's getting old Our little game of give-and-take. If I may be so bold, I gave my all for heaven's sake. You took my words, Returned emotions wholly blank. I guess I'm cursed, Keep comin' back til my knees quake. So I can fall, Be isolated with my ache. But then I call, Breaking promises that I make. To do my best, To dam up that which is like a lake. But then you wrest, The truth that from all others I fake. It's too much to me, that it's not enough That you carry on while I'm still in love. And all I want to do is end these pains To start again to -- to smash these chains. Release me from your loveless grasp I demand of you, I do not ask But you don't even know that you have hold; To you this world I'm in is old This place is cold. Your words still ring within my ears. I've nothing left, so I've got no fears. This life sees me through an icy glare And I know it's not that you don't care, You're just unaware. Day by day

Would Anyone Like Me In Their Bomber Family!!! :0)
Okies.. I am free and open once again... Lets try this again... If anyone would like to have me in their bomber family, or needs an Xtra person or girl...lol.. Just lemme know.. Or send me an email.... Just remember the MAIL here doesn't work all the time,.....lol.. Like the rest of this place....lol... I think it's INFECTED wiff ZOMBIES!!!! LMAO!!!!! Adn PLEASE stop by my Wonderful Beautifuls girl ANGELS place.. she is in a Best BOOTY contest... Please just leave a quick rate and some comments Please!!! She returns all love.... THankies... :0) CLick on this sign this is where she is in her contest go rate and comment please!!! :0)All help will do lots .. :) I wanna seee her win,. I Loves her.. hehe... :0) Angel Eyes Club F.A.R MEMBER & NSFW MAFIA BOMBERS@ fubar

Yeah
Sitting here in my own sorrow. Things will be better tomorrow. Don't know what to do with myself. Put the feelings away on a shelf. Things will pass, tomorrow is a new day. So they say. But do they ever? Think of things new and clever. Emotions on high Wanting to die Don't know what do to with myself Put the feelings away on a shelf Tomorrow will be better

My 9 Names
1. YOUR REAL NAME: Lori 2. YOUR GANsTA NAME: (lil and kind of pants ur wearing) Lil Capri 3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal.) Forrest Green Dog 4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (ur middle name and street u live on) Ellen Vance Jackson 5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name.) Wailo 6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (Your 2nd favorite color, and favorite drink) Black Rum n' Coke 7. YOUR IRAQI NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, 1st letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a sibling Oieabz 8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (parents middle names) Joanne B 9. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one of your pets) Black Ginger

An Unlikely Tenor Idol
And another star is born. For 15 minutes or so, at least. I’m talking about Paul Potts, of course, the unlikely winner last Sunday of Britain’s Got Talent, a U.K. version of American Idol (complete with Simon Cowell). Potts brought down the house and lit up the phone lines with a performance of Nessun dorma, the almost iconic tenor aria from Act 3 of Puccini’s Turandot. Quite an accomplishment for a homely, 36-year-old cell phone salesman with low self-esteem and really bad teeth. He has already been booked to record his first CD and sing for the Queen. Who cares if he doesn’t really have a whole lot of talent? The important thing is that he sang opera on a hit TV show and won £100,000 (enough for a makeover – “It would be nice to be able to smile naturally,” he told the Daily Mail in England. “I feel very self conscious about it at the moment.”)Maybe there’s hope after all for humanity. If Potts can get the better of rap grou

Yeah.....
Corrupted Love A warm sensation fills my body My heart races with every touch The softness of your voice soothes My soul As I lay there hoping the moment Will never end Calling out for you Praying that you'll never let me go The sensation so strong I can no longer feel my body Slowly I fade in and out of reality In an instant the warm sensation Fades away My heart empty My soul torn apart Lying there; wondering where I went Wrong Calling out for you, only to find there is no answer My mind invaded with thoughts So cruel and unrefined The sensation of fear of what's to come Slowly the reality over powering The lust and fantasy Leaving me empty Confused on how to think or feel The loneliness I feel So wretched and compelled Betrayal to myself Revealing the terrors of my love

Survey
1. What time is it? 2:39pm 2. Name as appears on birth certificate: Jennifer Marie 3. Nickname(s): jenner and princess 4. Do You Drive? Yes 5. Do you like someone? yes I do. 6. Chinese zodiac: the ox 7. All hair colors: its blonish, brownish and reddish 8. Eyelash color: lol black 9. Height: 5'4 1/2" 10. Shoe size:4 11. Glasses, contacts or neither?glasses 12. Braces? nope 13. Piercing/tattoos?ears twice, and 3 tattoos 14. Birthplace: jersey 15. Current residence: jersey 16. Siblings name and age: bob, 26, and mikey 20 ******HAVE YOU EVER****** 17. Gotten super wasted? yes.. 18. Gotten so drunk you don't remember what happened? no 19. Drank 5 liters of beer in 2 hour? dont drink beer 20. Had an Irish car bomb? again dont drink beer 21. Skipped school by peer pressure? nope.. 22. Bungee jumped? yes 23. Kissed someone not related to you 30 years older than you?um gross 24. Kissed someone of the same sex not related to you? yes 25. Made out with? made ou

What The Hell Kind Of Music Is This?
I wrote a new song with my band this evening, we started out with a really basic beat and then i added bass, some synths and a whole lot of guitars and all of a sudden we had the framework of what will probably be our strangest song so far. My parents were hippies and i had to listen to a lot of crap hippie music when i was a kid, some of it is still there, lurking at the back of my mind and this evening it came pouring out of me onto what was supposed to be a dance track. So now we have a progressive house song with guitar/synth harmonies like something out of a seventies progressive rock song, like a dance version of Yes or Emerson Lake and Palmer.. And then when you think it cant get any stranger suddenly the country and western guitars come swooping in and it sounds like two totally different bands are sharing the same drummer and by coincidence they are playing in the same key, its like you were to turn on two radios at the same time and by some cosmic accident two totally diff

Hi Come See Me
ok hi all sorry i have not been on i find a hot site to chat on it's 3D and you can have sex on it, it's so hot you see naked men and women and some time you can see them haveing sex, you can dance, skate, swim, and sit in hot tubs so come see me i'm missy67

Translations....
> English is essentially Pictish that was attacked out of nowhere by > Angles cohabiting with Teutons who were done in by a drunk bunch of > Vikings masquerading as Frenchmen who insisted they spoke Latin and > Greek but lacked the Arabic in which to convey that.

A Mans Versoin To Cute
this only applies to grown women if a man says your cute: then your a booty call at the end of the night when theres not even a suitable rape victim. sexy: be careful of that word it means different things for different guys if its a guy trying all night to get in your pants it means i will rape you if i have to if its with a trust worthy friend then it means i have sex with you as long as you are sober enough to know what your really saying. beautiful: you would think this was a very good comment but half the time it means you sexy but i doubt we'll do anything cause i just want to admire you. maybe get to know you better before we see whats up hot: give me the time day and place and i'll be there with bells on no not the pants bells hanging from my balls gorgeous: i think your out of my league but why not try a goddess: it speaks for itsself T-PainBuy U A Drank (Shawty Snappin)Music Video Codes By Music Jesus.com

Stressin'
Well not sure how many know this so I will just tell you all here...I am a water treatment operator...that means i clean the water and make it safe for ya'll to drink...I am very proud of the job i do...the water we produce is over 100 times cleaner than what the DEQ requires of us. With that said...i am taking a course to raise my license class...and well i am starting to stress about it some...lol...and yes i know that i hardly use caps in my writings and i use the freakin dot thingy...so bite me if u don't like it...lol! anyway...my friends wish me luck on this course...my test will be August 24th.

Please Read Very Important Leave Comments If You Want
I wont be on for quite awhile I might come back and I might not I dont know what I am doing anymore My life sucks so I have to go for awhile so please just leave me messages and I will get back to you as soon as I can. Thanks to all my friends I am going to miss you guys and I will never forget anyone take care everyone. My life seems to have gone bad to worse. My life is over so I will see everyone if I come back please keep me in your prayers going to need them. Send me your love cause I will need all I can to keep going.

Past 'idol' Hopefuls Release New Cds
In 'Idol' withdrawal since the season finale last week, Daniel Bubbeo and Ronnie Gill were enlisted to rate and review past 'Idol' hopefuls' recently released CDs for Newsday.The rating system:1. That was absolutely dreadful2. It was a little karaoke3. Song selection is so important4. A little pitchy, but you're a star5. Yo! You're in the dawg pound!Here's a sampling of their thoughts on the new tunes...CHRIS DAUGHTRY, "Daughtry"He said: With more than 2.5 million copies of this disc sold, Daughtry is surely the valedictorian of last year's class. Staying true to his rocker roots was a smart move, and his gutsy vocals give muscle to the hit "It's Not Over" and the gritty "What I Want." Still, the disc also points up the problem I had with Daughtry on "Idol" - a failure to bring much distinction to his songs. But since the guy's disc has already gone platinum, does he really care what I think? 3.5She said: The fourth-place finisher's debut effort is rock solid and likeable on the first

Chocolate-covered Cherry Cake
ngredients: * 1 Package White Cake Mix * 1 Bottle Maraschino Cherries (reserve juice) * 2 Bars of Ghirardelli Chocolate * 1 8 oz. Package Cream Cheese, Softened * 1/2 Cup Butter, Softened * 1 tsp. Vanilla * 2 Cups Confectioners' Sugar, sifted Method Mix cake as directed on package substituting juice for water (if not enough juice to meet water requirements, then substitute remaining with water.) Fold in cherries. Bake in a 9x13" pan as directed on package. Cool thoroughly. Frosting: Melt chocolate over boiling water. Cream softened Cream Cheese and Butter. Add Vanilla, mixing well. Add Confectioners' Sugar, about 1/2 cup at a time, until well blended. Add melted Chocolate, mixing well. Spread onto cooled cake immediately after preparing. Notes: Number of servings: 8

"cobwebs On The Ceiling" Lyrics
"Cobwebs on the Ceiling" by K.L.Scott 1989 I see cobwebs on the ceiling up where the paint is cracked and peeling I see cobwebs on the ceiling where the spiders used to be.. I wonder if they were really there or if this was all just a warped nightmare ...oooh, I don't know, I really just don't know... I still have the old shoe that did 'em in I wear it to church on sundays But I still can't get them out of my mind Oh, I pray that God will forgive me.. I see the cobwebs on the ceiling up where the paint is cracked and peeling I see the cobwebs on the ceiling where the spiders used to be... -(refrain/ guitar solo)- -I wonder if they ever knew they'd be spots upon my ceiling!!! -(continue guitar solo/ break)- -but now all that's left for me to see are the cobwebs on the ceiling!!! I see the cobwebs on the ceiling up where the paint is cracked and peeling I see the cobwebs on the ceiling where the spiders used to be...

In And Out
Falling In And Out Of Love When I say I love you I do But this with you will not do I need someone I can lean on Someone I can count on too Yes you are there sometimes For that I am grateful to you But I need someone there full time And that you can not do You told me once you loved me That I could believe in you I was there when you needed someone Where were you when I needed someone, too? The time has come for me to let go Never to expect you to care again People may come and people may go But my love will never end

Untitled
its been a few days since i last saw you and each day that passes my heart breaks a little more i hate being apart it tears me to pieces i long to see your smiling face again to look deep into those blue eyes we've been together for so long we've had our ups and downs but we made it through i wouldnt trade anything for the time ive had with you my heart races whenever i think of you or when i even speak your name but since you've been gone ive done nothing but cry i miss you i hate the distance thats between us at the moment i cant wait til the day that you come back i just want to wrap my arms around you and kiss your lips just to go weak in the kness i cant wait til the day when i say i do sean you know i love you and that will never change your everything ive ever wanted the guys in my past are nothing compared to you you can make me laugh when all i want to do is cry or even when im mad at you nothing can take you away from me and if somethin

Ronda Comes To Boston Pt. 1
Anticipation can be a killer. That moment that you are waiting so ardently for, that seems like it will never arrive. I was having just that kind of experience as I stared up at the monitor displaying the arriving flights at T.F. Greene Airport. The minutes seemed like hours until finally I was reward by the change of her flight status from “on time” to “arrived”. I could feel the adrenaline switch on and the arousal start to grow. I found a place to stand at the base of escalator and begin to stare up impatiently, waiting to get the first glance at the woman that had up until now had only been pictures on the screen of my computer. The anticipation was finally rewarded when Rhonda stepped to the head of the escalator. I smiled, taking in the long dark hair, nice full thick set hips, and the swell of her large breasts that I knew were capped with dark beautiful nipples. Her outfit was designed to tease me dark stocking and short skirt topped by a tight red sweater that plunged in a

Blinded By Cocks
Here is how a conversation went last night and it really made me laugh: SHOUTBOX: Him: You want to add me so you can see my pics *wink*? Me: Hi, glad to see that you enjoy formal introductions! Him: Oh sorry...Hi. K. Sent it. Now add me. (Knowing what he wanted to show me, I accepted anyway). Me: Let me guess. You want to blind me with the magnificent Cock that you carry between your legs? LOL. Him: Hehe Tell me which one is your favorite. So I scroll through the sea of cock pictures. In my head, Im judging and making notes...thinking: Ample length, good body, the head isn't purportioned to the shaft though. Not quite veiny enough. It's too bulbous below the head. The curve is hardly there..kinda boring. Hairy balls....never good. I come back to the shoutbox Me: Yep. Its a dick alright! LOL Him: Which one is your favorite? Me: Probably the one that doesn't have come all over your hand. Him: If you were here, how would you clean me up? Me: Ummm

Atreyu - Eclipsed By Me
I began my ascent at minus zero You made so sure of that You tried to keep me down here Your complacency has been your downfall Nobody made you king of the world And I'm here to dethrone you So kiss the ring motherfucker It's my time, my time to shine Grasping for the straws as they fall Maybe you can make a splint for your broken ego For your broken ego So I say thank you for the scars And the guilt and the pain Every tear I've never cried Has sealed your fucking fate What did you take me for, a fool? Or were you just too blind to see That every effort made has failed And there is no destroying me? Hate can be a positive emotion When it forces you to better yourself You built me, constructed my desire Perfected my hatred Now I'm driven to be ten times better than you think you are Ten times better than you think you are Piece by piece I've built my walls And burned the bridges down That lead back to people like you So full of malice, so full of scorn Y

Musiq Soulchild - Halfcrazy
Never thought that we would ever be more than friends Now I'm all confused cause for you I have deeper feelings We both thought it was cool to cross the line And I was convinced it would be alright Now things are strange, nothings the same And really I just want my friend back And my mind's gone half crazy cause I can't leave you alone (oh can't get you out of my system) And I'm wondering if it's worth me holding on Said my mind's gone half crazy cause I can't leave you alone (can't get you out of my system) And I'm wondering if it's worth me holding on I'd hate walk away from you as if this never existed Cause when we kissed the moment after I looked at you different Lately I gotta watch what I say Cause you take things personally nowadays You used to laugh now you get mad Damn I just want my friend back And my mind's gone half crazy cause I can't leave you alone (oh can't ayou out of my system) And I'm wondering if it's worth me holding on Said my mind's gone

My Chemical Romance - I'm Not Okay (i Promise)
Well if you wanted honesty, that's all you had to say. I never want to let you down or have you go, it's better off this way. For all the dirty looks, the photographs your boyfriend took, Remember when you broke your foot from jumping out the second floor? I'm not okay I'm not okay I'm not okay You wear me out What will it take to show you that it's not the life it seems? (I'm not okay) I've told you time and time again you sing the words but don't know what it means (I'm not okay) To be a joke and look, another line without a hook I held you close as we both shook for the last time take a good hard look! I'm not okay I'm not okay I'm not okay You wear me out Forget about the dirty looks The photographs your boyfriend took You said you read me like a book, but the pages all are torn and frayed I'm okay I'm okay! I'm okay, now (I'm okay, now) But you really need to listen to me Because I'm telling you the truth I mean this, I'm okay! (Trust Me)

Need A Little Laugh?
There's a man trying to cross the street. As he steps off the curb a car comes screaming around the corner and heads straight for him. The man walks faster, trying to hurry across the street, but the car changes lanes and is still coming at him. So the guy turns around to go back, but the car changes lanes again and is still coming at him. By now, the car is so close and the man so scared that he just freezes and stops in the middle of the road. The car gets real close, then swerves at the last possible moment and screeches to a halt right next him. The driver rolls down the window. The driver is a squirrel. The squirrel says to the man says, "See, it's not as easy as it looks, is it?"

I Give Up!!!
I just wanted everyone to know that I OFFICALLY GIVE THE FRICK UP!! I'm done with men cause all they do is lie!! I'm done with the internet cause you think you've met someone great and then they lie to you and break your heart! And then when you actually do meet someone great that wont lie and break your heart they are out of reach!!! There's two websites i'm on! Here and bookofmatches I'm deleting my bookofmatches account I'm keeping this one open cause i've made really good friends on here! But that's all i'm around for anymore is friends! Yes I know that's why my profile says anyways! But I'm single again if you couldn't already tell. And I plan on staying that way for a long time!! Ok I think i've made my point i'm returning to bed to finish crying!

So Happy Today
Iam SUPER happy today!!!! I have not seen my best friend John in 4years when he and his wife left me and went to Florida....Well he is now back here in Michigan and Iam getting to see him tonight and I can NOT wait to see him!!!! He is my best friend in the world!!! He and I have been thru alot together...he was unhappy when we 1st met and so was I and now we are the best of friends....Iam not leaving my Nick but I sooo miss him like theres NO tomorrow and now I have learnt he and his wife are getting a a divorce tho Iam WONT leave my man for him and besides we are WAY to good of friends to have a relationship together

Why?
Why is it so hard to find something you think you want, but don't really need? Why is it so hard to live in a world so messed up? Why would you want something you know you cant have? Why do you think everything matter's? Why do we feel that we need someone, to be someone? Why do we make such a big deal out of nothing at all? Why do we care what people think, feel, or say to us? Why can't we just live in this world together? Why does something so small, seem to be the biggest thing in life to us?Why is it that i'm doing this? Well the only answer I have right now is: WHY NOT

Free Stuff...good Stuff
This contest is worth getting excited about..... Im giving away I months VIP & a 3day blast to first place.....But wait,Im also givin away yet another 3 day blast to second place,along with party time gifts of trophies to 1st second and third.....Interested yet??? Send you photo link via private message to me and hurry cause contest begins Friday August 3rd at 700 pm and will end on Saturday,August 11th... Be a VIP for a month & Fubar blast for 3 days..... Rule for contest... 1.All contestants and voters must be a friend and fan,no exceptions(you will not be allowed to vote or enter if not) 2.Rates plus comments = total votes... self commenting is allowed & encouraged 3.Aug.3rd @ 7:00 pm thru Aug.11th @ 1:00 pm is contest duration 4.No downrating or abussive commenting the competition...if caught , you will be disqualified 5.Send your pic via private message,please no nsfw pics,they will not be used 1st Prize: a 1 months VIP & a 3 day Fubar blast 2nd

Love And I
Love has not been That great of a friend to me, lately. Over and over, again and again Love has proved that she is tired of me, my enemy. Repeating thoughts of the pain that its caused. And the tears that I've cried is probably why... Love and I are breaking up tonight. Love will go its way then im sure to find my... Love, goodbye, but can you leave a trail behind Because I know myself and I will change my mind And want to love again I really wish we were made to be happy with our love in our life. To know that I have total control Over being happy, happy of reality I cannot live without love But I will try tonight Ohhh, love and I are breaking up tonight. Love will go its way and I'm sure to find my... Love, goodbye, but can you leave a trail behind Because i kno myself and I will change my mind And want to love again Ohhh, love and I are breaking, we're breaking up. Love and I are breaking up tonight. Love will go its way and I'm sure to find my

Just To Behold Her Elegant Beauty ........
Just to behold her Elegant Beauty brings this Man such Pleasure. To gaze into her eyes kindles the flaming desire he holds for her. Her coal black hair, soft & silky as the satin sheets from her bed. Her lips has the softness of rose petals, and are laced with the poison of passion. The touch of her lips pressed against mine leaves me breathless. Looking into her eyes cast a spell on my soul. My desires burn within. The touch of her soft creamy white skin against me bring floods Of passion throughout my body. Her voluptuous body pressed against mine in the heat of passion, Our bodies intertwined in such intensity. Together our body and spirit becomes ONE.

~at The Turn Of A Word~
When one turns a word into a phrase- and joins it with others upon a page- whether it be in sorrow or grief- or blushing exciting.... needing 'tense-ful' relief- other must keep an open mind.. for such things can flow within rhythme and rhyme. the telling of feeling hidden within- of decadent pleasures.. played upon heated skin... all are held within a writer's prose dancing among the lines moving to and fro, each creation made with care... written down.. than blissfully shared! ~Candyce~

Total Eclipse Of The Heart (bonnie Tyler )
TOTAL ECLIPSE OF THE HEART (Bonnie Tyler ) Turnaround, every now and then I get a little bit lonely and you're never coming around Turnaround, Every now and then I get a little bit tired of listening to the sound of my tears Turnaround, Every now and then I get a little bit nervous that the best of all the years have gone by Turnaround, Every now and then I get a little bit terrified and then I see the look in your eyes Turnaround bright eyes, Every now and then I fall apart Turnaround bright eyes, Every now and then I fall apart Turnaround, Every now and then I get a little bit restless and I dream of something wild Turnaround, Every now and then I get a little bit helpless and I'm lying like a child in your arms Turnaround, Every now and then I get a little bit angry and I know I've got to get out and cry Turnaround, Every now and then I get a little bit terrified but then I see the look in your eyes Turnaround bright eyes, Every now and

Just Another Morning.....
As I gaze out the window and watch the leaves blow in the wind, I feel your strong arms engulf me. The dawn of a new day has begun and we are celebrating it together. My body melts into your chest as I turn to welcome your embrace. I lovingly wrap my arms around your neck and our lips meet. Your tongue and mine begin their usual dance. I feel you slide my robe off my shoulders. The cold air on my skin causes me to shiver. You whisper in my ear that u will keep me warm. You begin to trail kisses along my neck and my shoulder blade. I wrap my legs around you as I slide back onto the dresser. You begin to lick and suck on my nipples as I reach for the object of my desire. I hear your intake of breath when my hand connects. I feel you twitch as I begin to massage your thick love muscle. I begin to moan as u continue your assault on my breasts. My pussy is on fire for you an you know it. You begin to tease my clit with your thumb bringing me almost to climax and then stopping. I love when u

You Guys Rock!!
I need just over 5k pts to level!! And I know I have several new friends who haven't rated my pics yet. Please help me level any way that you can. Send me a message saying you did so and I will return the favor for you. Also please repost this bulletin for me so your friends can help me out too!

This Is What I Want For My Birthday From My Fu Friends!!
Go to my Fubar Wifey's page and drop her some lovin'! http://fubar.com/user/591886 You guys and gals have always come through for me and I know I can count on you to help Porcelain! Even if it is something as simple as a fan, rate, and/or add. Even a profile comment helps. Show her the love you all always show me. So instead of sending me birthday love, send some love to Porcelain. Let her know how REAL friends do it!! Thanks! Gimptastic (Eric)

Auction
Wife : "I dreamt they were auctioning off dicks. The big ones went for ten dollars and the thick ones went for twenty dollars." Husband : "How about the ones like mine?" Wife : "Those they gave away." Husband : "I had a dream too...I dreamt they were auctioning off cunts. The pretty ones went for a thousand dollars, and the little tight ones went for two thousand." Wife : "And how much for the ones like mine?" Husband : "That's where they held the auction."

Paul Harvey On Kids
Paul Harvey Writes: We tried so hard to make things better for our kids that we made them worse.. For my grandchildren, I'd like better. I'd really like for them to know about hand me down clothes and homemade ice cream and leftover meat loaf sandwiches. I really would. I hope you learn humility by being humiliated, and that you learn honesty by being cheated. I hope you learn to make your own bed and mow the lawn and wash the car. And I really hope nobody gives you a brand new car when you are sixteen. It will be good if at least one time you can see puppies born and your old dog put to sleep. I hope you get a black eye fighting for something you believe in. I hope you have to share a bedroom with your younger brother/sister. And it's all right if you have to draw a line down the middle of the room,but when he wants to crawl under the covers with you because he's scared, I hope you let him. When y

"pane"
“Pane” by Michael McPhee Seemingly endless years have led me to this place; this place of tears. The years of wandering without an idea of what I was looking for, bleed together and create a hazy mist— an amalgam of wishes and dreams cast aside and forgotten, or torn away by cruel fate and misadventures. And it is now, that I happen upon a stunning find, purely by chance. Roving the cold desolation alone, a beacon of light catches my eye and I am compelled to investigate; a seemingly impenetrable castle of glass, rises up out of the mist. The beauty as such, I have never seen the likes before. Deep at the heart can see a fire burning within, its light enhances the outer beauty, and I am left awestruck. I’m on the outside looking in. I want to be inside where it is warm and cosseted from the rain. I have searched for an entrance and yet, there seems not to be a way in... I am drawn to a clear crystal pane that gives me a clouded view of the heart and I know that I c

My Favo Song Big Girls Yu Are Beautiful
this song is all for the big girls!! mika _ with big girls yu are beautiful http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tcRiXOONqf0 Walks in to the room Feels like a big balloon I said, 'Hey girls you are beautiful' Diet coke and a pizza please Diet coke I'm on my knees Screaming 'Big girl you are beautiful' You take your skinny girls Feel like I'm gonna die Cos a real woman Needs a real man is why You take your girl And multiply her by four Now a whole lotta woman Needs a whole lot more Get yourself to the Butterfly Lounge Find yourself a big lady Big boy come on around And they'll be calling you baby No need to fantasise Since I was in my braces A watering hole With the girls around And curves in all the right places Big girls you are beautiful Big girls you are beautiful Big girls you are beautiful Big girls you are beautiful Walks in to the room Feels like a big balloon I said, 'Hey girls you are beautiful' Diet coke and a pizza please Die

My B-day Pimpout From Wolfspirit
Ok I've never done this before so if this linking thing doesn't work bare with me. But anyway THIS REAL friend is probably one of the sweetest most unbelievably nicest people on fubar she has helped me so much in my contest that I've just gotta return the love! Her and I were talking and she said she would like to make her next level by her B-day (she joked about the whole thing and about how she knew that wasn't going to happen) well id like to turn that little joke into a reality by Aug 13th! Rate her fan her rate her pics give her some mad fubar love For her Birthday! LSD's SHELL ~WILL ALWAYS PIMP A/LSD & COOLEST GUY EVER~~STEALING SYN~~@ fubar Happy Birthday Shell!!!!!!! (repost of original by 'Wolfspirit' on '2007-08-08 14

517
Ohhhhh bother. What a day. It was soooooo damn hot! I learned today that I'm going to be working outside in this miserable sticky nasty heat on Friday. Our store is having a sidewalk sale, and they dont trust any of the stupid underage twits that they have scheduled. Good thing - I wasn't originally working that day , therefore, I'm gaining 7 extra hours. Bad thing - Its gonna be hot as a mofo out side. Its the kind of heat that makes ya sweat the instant you walk outside. Ugh! Oh well .. More money. Thank you to whomever finally fixed my stash rates. I was having withdrawls! My 1 year anniversary on this site is coming up in just over a month. My 1 year is 9/11. I am really hoping to be off of the current level I'm at(a 21) and be a 22 before then. Why? I'm not sure..just a goal really. I do so much helping others level, that I usually forget about myself. Oh well. I like doin it. Its kinda fun. BrattyBytch - HOT/OUT!

The Biker
When you see us moving past you quickly: Don't take offense or think we're trying to "show off". Ninety five percent of the time, we're trying to get out of your blind spot or taking ourselves out of a potential dangerous situation that has evolved around us. Distancing ourselves from you does not mean we want to race, but that we're giving ourselves the edge we need at the moment. When you hear our horn: Don't take offense or think we're trying to aggravate you. All we're doing is letting you know where we are in relation to you on the road, and we're more than likely aware of your inattentiveness to us while you're talking on a cell phone, eating, reading or involved in some other distracting aspect to your driving. It's important to us, and you, that you know we're there. When you hear our loud pipes: Don't become angry and hostile toward us. Yes, some are quite loud, but for some, there's a purpose behind being loud. It's about letting you know we're close b

You'll Never Know
You'll never Know You'll never know all the tears I've cried, You'll never know how hurt I am inside, You'll never know how I've loved you, You'll never know I think of you no matter what i do, You'll never know how I feel will always be the same, You'll never know that I can't stop these tears of pain, You'll never know how sad You'll never know you're the reason I've been alone all along, You'll never know how much I care, You'll never know all the pain I bare, Baby can't you see, You're killing me, I want you to know that I'll be there to the end, No matter what I'll always Love you

Job
I went to interview for job and realized they require a car. That's the part they don't put in the ad for a job. No Experience however you will need a car or soem form of transportation. There is no such thing as easy money especially when it comes to ads like these that leave certain pieces of info out of their adds. They should just be honest. I know now so I can ask that question ahead of time and not be lead astray lulled into thinking this is a sure thing. There are very few sure things if any at all.

Employment
I am seeking more and more options. Tomorrow i will fill out more applications. Filling them outsucks especially when you either don't want them to contact your current employer or you just can't remember previous employers for different reasons (so long ago or now out of business or just defunct.) i still persist.

Nobody's Friend
NOBODY'S FRIEND My name is Gossip. I have no respect for justice I maim without killing. I break hearts and ruin lives. I am cunning and malicious and gather strength with age. The more I am quoted the more I am believed. My victims are helpless. They cannot protect themselves against me because I have no name and no face. To trap me down is impossible. The harder you try, the more elusive I become. I am nobody’s friend. Once I tarnish a reputation, it is never the same. I topple governments, and wreck marriages. I ruin friendships, relationships, careers and cause sleepless nights, heartaches and indigestion. I make innocent people cry in their pillows. Even my name hisses. I am called Gossip. I make headlines and headaches. Before you repeat a story, ask yourself: Is it true? Is it harmless? Is it necessary

Counseling
So yeah I finally am done with counseling....my counselor,Karen,said that to have counseling I have to have a problem and seeing that my only problem is my anger,she said to do something creative or something time worthy(like a jigsaw puzzle) to help calm my nerves.The only reason I dont have to see her for my anger is cuz im not 'lashing out' or hitting other people...i hit objects.but yeah....its pretty freakin awesome....she did get annoying sometimes...lol.I do still have to see my psychiatrist but besides that...things are looking up.woo!

The Necklace
The necklace The cheerful little girl with bouncy golden curls was almost five. Waiting with her mother at the checkout stand, she saw them, a circle of glistening white pearls in a pink foil box. "Oh mommy please, Mommy. Can I have them? Please, Mommy, please?" Quickly the mother checked the back of the little foil box and then looked back into the pleading blue eyes of her little girl's upturned face. "A dollar ninety-five. That's almost $2.00. If you really want them, I'll think of some extra chores for you and in no time you can save enough money to buy them for yourself. Your birthday's only a week away and you might get another crisp dollar bill from Grandma." As soon as Jenny got home, she emptied her penny bank and counted out 17 pennies. After dinner, she did more than her share of chores and she went to the neighbor and asked Mrs. McJames if she could pick dandelions for ten cents. On her birthday, Grandma did give her another new dollar bill and at last s

A Mistake That "turns Women Off" Instantly
A Mistake That "Turns Women Off" INSTANTLY >Want to watch some great free video clips and learn about all of the different programs I've created to help you learn how to meet and attract women? Go here and take a look: http://www.DoubleYourDatingProgram.com/e/17842/Catalog/?cid=RSZZZV&lid=1&ll=1 I'd like to tell you a story... It's a story that you might find strangely familiar. Don't be alarmed. Once upon a time, there was a man who was very attracted to a particular woman. At first, she was just another attractive woman... but the more he got to know her, the more he began to feel attracted to her... and the more time he spent with her, the more that attraction grew into a deep emotional attachment and affection for her. But, there was one problem. As his emotional attachment grew stronger and stronger, he also grew more and more insecure. Why? Because he couldn't tell whether or not she felt the same way towards hi

Friday The 13th Comes On Monday This Month!
Hello all~ Just back from a long awaited, much needed vacation. I had way too much fun, and I am perfectly pooped out for my return to legal slavery this coming Monday, which seeems to be Friday the 13th this month. I must be more FUBAR than I thought. I fianlly made it down to Texas to visit my two grandsons - oh yeah, my son too. The youngest baby has fully recovered from his two eye surgeries in June & July and now he can see! He laughs at "gampa" making funny faces and clowning for him, and love to see the birds outside, just as I do. He also is a very tough little guy to survive the torture he gets from his older brother. Big brother still remembers all the funny faces I taught him, just like their father does. Between the two of them, they wore out my big, rolling butt on our trip to the Texas coast. We went to Port Aransas, and it was HOT! It was a long trip, but I am glad I got to go. I am a lot poorer but enriched at the same time if you know what I mean. I stopped i

The Perfect Heart
The PERFECT HEART One day a young man was standing in the middle of the town proclaiming that he had the most beautiful heart in the whole valley. A large crowd gathered and they all admired his heart for it was perfect. There was not a mark or a flaw in it. Yes, they all agreed it truly was the most beautiful heart they had ever seen. The young man was very proud and boasted more loudly about his beautiful heart. Suddenly, an old man appeared at the front of the crowd and said, "Why your heart is not nearly as beautiful as mine." The crowd and the young man looked at the old man's heart. It was beating strongly, but full of scars, it had places where pieces had been removed and other pieces put in, but they didn't fit quite right and there were several jagged edges. In fact, in some places there were deep gouges where whole pieces were missing. The people stared - how can he say his heart is more beautiful, they thought? The young man looked at the old man's heart a

Sex Quiz..got A 6!
Start at 50 and add or subtract points as stated for each statement that applies to you... +Above75 means you kinda suck in bed. +Above 50 means you are not so good in bed..and not so fun --Below 50 means you are fun in bed --Below 25 means you are damn great in bed! AFTER you're done... put your name at the bottom, along with your score. (TIP: USE A CALCULATOR...THINKING...pfft!!!) Copy this and post your own bulletin! Put the subject - "The sex quiz...Are you up for it?" -Add 10 if you are a virgin. -Subtract 5 if You have had sex before. -Subtract 5 more if you have had sex with more then 5 people. -Add 5 If you have never had oral sex. -Subtract 5 if you have had or performed oral sex. -Subtract 2 if you have had sex in a public place. -Subtract 3 if you have done 69. -Add 5 If you have never had an orgasm. -Add 5 If you cant name 3 types/brands of condoms. -Subtract 2 if you have masturbated. -Subtract 3 if you have fingered/ given a

Stealing Is Wrong.
Do you think it's wrong to illegally download music, videos, and music? I'm NOT asking if you do it; I'm asking if you think it's wrong. Do you believe stealing ANYTHING is wrong? Do you believe that stealing from ANYONE is wrong? Do you believe that right or wrong simply "IS" and that it doesn't matter how many people agree whether a thing is right or wrong, that inside us we KNOW what is right or wrong? Care to read a 'discussion' I just had with someone on this site who will soon be off my friend list and was never on my fan list? I liked this person till he started justifying his wrong-doings with me in this manner. He also would not stop when I asked him to stop...perhaps because he is 26yo but I doubt that. I know many mature 26yo's who understand when someone says they are done with a topic and to stop, they stop. Pushing issues only makes things worse and brings it to the point where you cannot be friends at all. Things change from 'discussion' status to har

Why Do You Do That?
Why do People pick their noses while driving? Do you think we dont see you? I am doing 80 MPH and I look over to see mister beaker beak digging for gold! EH WTF I cant drive looking at that shit. I know I shouldn't look but I cant stop. He had got his whole finger up his nose and he is still going for more. DUDE you ran out of room stop it! Then he does the roll between the fingertips. That is just nasty! At least slow down or speed up so I might not see you. Then the all mighty flick comes. BAM right on the windshield! I see the whole damn flick, first it was a pick and then a flick. Now there is a MOMO driving on the highway trying to scrape this thing off his windshield and I am still looking. I can not believe the size of this thing. It is like a fucking baked potato squashed against the glass. I dont know how this MOFO is driving with this thing in his face! He looks over at me looking at him like nothing has happened! I saw that rather small brain that just came out of your

Get Ur Cam On & Add
I WONT BITE,WE`LL JUST SPENT SOME TIME TOGETHER, SO WANNA HAVE SOME TIME&FUN ! TRY ME OUT...FOR IAM LONELY,TOO WHY NOT TO TALK.. JUST ADD ME : ALSHAKI27006@YAHOO.COM I THINK WE`LL GO ALONG! DONT FORGET UR CAM OR I WONT TALK,COZ I HAVE MINE ON!,LOL

Friends W/ Benefits?
Statistically speaking, unless you are a total hermit, social retard, or ugly as a bag of spoiled ass... There's at least 1 person on your Fubar that wants to date you or sleep with you. So..... lets play "friends w/ benefits"The rules are simple... if you want to date the person who posted this, send them a message to their inbox saying "Im yours". No one apparently reads bulletins anymore....so here ya go!!! If you just want to sleep with them and stay friends, send them a message that says "I'd hit it". SCARED? LOL........ THE TWIST IS YOU HAVE TO REPOST THIS, EVEN IF YOU'RE TAKEN & see who replies. There is at least 1 person on your fubar that wants to date you, and maybe more that want to sleep with you. SO... re-post as "Friends with Benefits", as it doesn't matter if your married, in a relationship,single, gay or straight! You opened it so you HAVE to repost it! A test of your bravery

Making A Baby
MAKING A BABY > > > (There is not one dirty word in it, and it is funny!) > The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a >surrogate father to start their family. > > On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his >wife goodbye and said, "Well, I'm off now. The man should be here soon." > Half an hour later, just by chance, a door-to-door baby >photographer happened to ring the doorbell, hoping to make a sale. > Good morning, Ma'am", he said, "I've come to...'' > "Oh, no need to explain," Mrs. Smith cut in, embarrassed. "I've >been expecting you." > "Have you really?" said the photographer. "Well, that's good. Did >you know that babies are my specialty?" > "Well that's what my husband and I had hoped. Please come in and >have a seat." > After a moment she asked, blushing, "Well, where do we start?" > "Leave everything to me. I usually try two in the bathtub, one on >the couch, and perhaps a couple on

Just In Case You Missed This
Now i wasminding my own buisness helping kimmy to God Mother and got this..Im maxed so no more level ups tonight.. Im going to bomb..read this and i hope you will come too I was posting blogs on the levelers name for Kimmy and this girl shoots me a link. I looked and it happened to be for the Mr Fubar contest.I told her that I was voting for someone else. Arch Angel has helped me in my contests and always helps people level up so I believe you help them that help you by returning the love. She laughed and said good luck catching up. Well I need all my bombing friends to help me. Im not asking you to help win this contest but I want him caught up. I help alot of people and don't ask alot for myself so im asking you to do this for me. Bomb this picture below ..Thanks for those that will help. I always watch those that do Ill make sure to always be there to help you when needed and do what i can to get you help. Screen Shot of the shout...NOTICE INSIDE I SAID I LOVE THE OTHERS

Booty Calls Or Fwb
My young friend Jeremy recently had a revelation. "Women want sex as much as men!" While that is, in many cases, very true, things are still different for many women than for many men. (Disclaimer that all of the following applies to me and other women I know, but nothing I write is ever intended to cover the broad spectrum of human behavior and attitude. On top of that, of course a lot of what I say here about many women also applies to some men as well.) The pitfalls of the booty call or friends with benefits relationship have been on my mind lately. While I was on vacation, I found an old Cosmo in my aunt's cottage and got absorbed in it. (Wonder what it says about me that I find more fodder for journaling in Cosmo and Vogue than in my favorite feminist magazine, Bust.) One interesting article was "When Booty Calls Make You Blue." And a frequently discussed issue on Fubar is "Why don't women like casual sex as much as men," so it's an issue I've thought a bit about. In addition,

Tears Of Paris
Mind numbing babble flows in the tears of rich and famous rabble. Images flash before my eyes, resentment is all I feel for her cries but beware of the lies for when the shit flies everyone wants a piece of the pie. Silent are the protests of those whom chose not to involve themselves in the chains of events that revolve around media madness and I scream, 'Why oh why do we try, we should live yet we chose to die.'

Another Fyi
If I add you to this page, and for any reason what so ever I find you to be dishonest with me or I find you to be lacking I will tell you I am deleting you and I won't lose any sleep over it. I have lived my life with enough bullshit in it...I don't care to spend my time intended for enjoyment with it. Just so you know this now :) Do have a great day all.

Do You Know
DO YOU KNOW Do you know- What I felt- What you put me through- The heights of excitement- You brought me to- Over and Over- You made me want you- More and More- I think about you all the time- When I don't see you- I wonder if you're taking someone else- The way that you took me- I get upset when I think like that- Knowing I have no reason- Because we're not committed- Although there is nothing- That I could ever want more- I don't know much about you- But I'd like to- You know how I feel about you- I would love to show you and tell you- I every way I know of- I don't try to be pushy- And I know I come across that way- Try to be patient with me- And I'll do the same- I told you how I feel- And what we have - Just seems so real- And it just feels so real- Do you feel what I feel- Or Do You Know.

A Grandmother's Love
A GRANDMOTHER'S LOVE Even though the miles keeps us apart- I want you to know that you're still in my heart- There is no distance that could ever- Replace the love of a Grandmother. A Grandmother's Love- Is as pure as a dove- I think of you everyday- The thoughts of your smile- Brightens my way- You are my sunshine- That makes everything fine- All my dreams have come true- Due to the faith of you- A Grandmother's Love- Is as pure as a dove. I LOVE YOU

A Night Of Cyber Or Is It?
A Night of Cyber or Is It? by Mary Elizabeth Erotic words,suggestive remarks Sexual innuendos days and night Erratic behavior,ache in my heart How i want you to be in my side My breast are heavy,soft to the touch Aching to be fondled,be in your mouth My legs are trembling on shaky ground Wishing its real and not just virtual The feelings, the passion ruled by lust The images,the fantasies became a must Power of imagination in full force In every caress, touch and stroke Its wild, insane and so unreal Be motivated in this manner Yet its there in every encounter Sexual tension high in the air.....

Sleep Is A Strange Bedfellow.
Sleep seems to be escaping me now. I'm delirious. I'll crash soon. Counting sheep only makes me dizzy. Reading is futile. Trying to search for a reason for this insanity. But I'm too fatigued to figure anything out. I had one dream during all this. I was tap dancing. I can't remember where, or for whom. Just the shiny black shoes. Funny thing is, I don't Tap dance. And I can't remember if it was day or night. Is it light or dark outside? My head is spinning. My body wearing down. I feel a numbing sensation in my legs. I'll just stare into the mist. Someone needs to claim me. Identify my remaining existence. Before I fade into the woodwork. I'll be easy to spot. I'll be holding my heart.

Life
After a 19 year marriage and attempt in relationships i am giving up all hope i cant take any more heartaches no more lies and so tired of men cheating that i have just gave up i dont want to try anymore seems like just when you think that right one came along he leaves as fast as he came into the picture so as of now i am 41 and cant find MR RIGHT so i give up looking he has hide himself well as not to be found so i will just stay alone and have no worries anymore never have to worry if i am being lied to or cheated on!!!!

Ophanim Rocks!
~This Is My First Pimp Out~ It Goes Out To A Really Awesome Guy...Words Can Not Even Describe His Kindness...Please Go Show Him Some Love...Fan, Rate and Add Him. He's A Really Great Friend To Have! Click On The Pic Below Ophanim "BLS Mafia SDMF"@ fubar Thank You For Being You Ophanim, And For Being The Best Friend Ever! Muahhhhhhhhhhhhhs! This Pimp Out Brought To You By: ~*Splash*~I.B.I.C.~Dirty South Crew~Club F.A.R.~@ fubar Black Label Society Videos | Video Codes | Atlanta Real Estate

Ya Sure!
~Don't let conversations float along the surface unless they're with people who aren't important to you. There's always more to be discovered, and you can push things a little farther than usual today.~ Well this is today's horoscope! I would love to have some in depth conversations about the shit going on in my life right now! Love to be able to discuss the confusion and the fear, but that would require having those I trust available to listen. Seems like when I really NEED someone, there isn't anyone there. Either that or they just focus on a small piece of what's going on and want to tell me how to fix it, and they don't take the time to see the big picture. I don't feel like I am a needy person in general, but i do have my moments. Those days that I am insecure and full of fear, and I don't trust my own thoughts or feelings. I have been having a few of those recently. I know what is triggering them, I just don't know how to handle it. I get on here to distract my

Part 10
Part 10 “I want you to tell me how much you want it. How much do you ache for me?" I looked at you and told you "I want you so bad I can't take it. Please put it in, please fuck me." It aroused you so much when I begged that you couldn't wait anymore either. You took my hard cock in your hands and then put it inside of your wet pussy. You began to ride me moving your hips in the shape of a figure eight. You wanted so bad to feel every inch of me possible. I began to groan along with you and you knew I was close. You wanted to feel my arms around you before I came so you quickly freed me. I sat up while you continued to ride. Your hips moved swiftly and I could see in your eyes that you were about to cum. I grabbed your breasts held them tight and then you screamed "Oh yeah, Oh hell yeah, fuck me mother fucker, Fuck Me"! I always loved to look in your eyes when you came. I then released you and laid back. You took my cock out of you and rested your head on my chest. You put your a

Wow
So Im normally working ten to twelve hours a day but since it has rained the last cpl days Ive had some time off............ and HOLY SHIT!!!!!! The number of people Ive seen on here, even friends, begging for attention, points, and even gifts! Its totally gone insane since I remember it better back in the spring. Do you beggars have such low self esteem that you need to resort to beg for CYBER gifts? hell I can even understand points to an extent, but gifts? Does it really make it a gift if you have to beg for it? Im not frustrated by it, just surprised. I will exclude those with the inside jokes among friends as not being beggars, but man, the rest of you need to deal with ur lack of attention issues and get on with life. OK Im done ranting now.

Super Elastic Chicken Skin Keyboard Dust Cover
Today I bought the ATHF Movie. For those of you who don't know what it is: The full title is as follows... Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film For The Theaters For DVD People who speak in as much incoherent stupidity as I do are just weird, but likeable. So in somewhat mundane news of the normal... I think I have developed an attraction to the day shift girl at Speedway. I find myself with more $0.10 off and Free Fountain Drink coupons than one man can handle. Tomorrow I will take my lucky rock in my pocket and go back there to put an end to this mental chaos. After a year of being solo I can either end up with a full time partner or be no worse for trying. I hear through my network of contacts that she is a wild child, bisexual and a dominant. We shall see.... -Robert

New Song...actually Put Effort Into This One..
Was awake early this morning..I had originally intended these lyrics to be a poem, but my buddy who walked in for a break from night shift read them and said we should make a song..so we actually dragged out all of our crap to record, and i actually put some effort into this one..he threw in some harmony, and with a little reverb and echo, it sounded great, which i couldnt believe for an hours worth of work...these words just came to me, as most songs do when they come from the heart and can describe how youre feeling at that moment. So anyway, we recorded, and then brought it over across the hall to an audio editing guru lol who did some more work...with this ending result...the guitar part was something that i got off of an old garth brooks song--just similar, not the same lol..and had just always been messing around with, and occasionaly just used it as a warm up, but extended it through here to use for a song..voice might be a little rough, but i toned it down so i didnt really ha

Gay Marriage
WHY GAY MARRIAGE IS WRONG 1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning. 2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall. 3) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans. 4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal. 5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed. 6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more c

Beautiful
CHRISTINA AGUILERA LYRICS "Beautiful" [Spoken] Don't look at me Every day is so wonderful Then suddenly, it's hard to breathe Now and then, I get insecure From all the pain, I'm so ashamed I am beautiful no matter what they say Words can't bring me down I am beautiful in every single way Yes, words can't bring me down So don't you bring me down today To all your friends, you're delirious So consumed in all your doom Trying hard to fill the emptiness The pieces gone, left the puzzle undone Is that the way it is You are beautiful no matter what they say Words can't bring you down You are beautiful in every single way Yes, words can't bring you down Don't you bring me down today... No matter what we do (no matter what we do) No matter what we say (no matter what we say) We're the song inside the tune Full of beautiful mistakes And everywhere we go (everywhere we go) The sun will always shine (sun will always shine) And tomorrow we might

That's Still Good
A couple days ago I sorted through a dozen large moving boxes filled with papers. Three years of accumulated pulp--class notes, cards from friends and family, gardening catalogs, unread magazines. I made it through everything, and all that remains is neatly organized into two drawers of a filing cabinet. In the process of sorting through all this paper, I found a lot of things I'd been missing... like my tax refund check and $50 in Amazon gift certificates. And about $2,400 worth of receipts that I need to turn in for reimbursement. Oops. I suppose it's a good thing I cleaned. The process of sorting and tossing made me wonder... why on earth did I save all of this? What made me think I would find time to peruse the Penzey's spice catalog? Or order Breck's bulbs? Or skim a grocery flier? I used a bit of my Amazon credit to purchase a book on downsizing--it's called Scaling Down: Living Large in a Smaller Space. The authors include an anecdote about two people

Hate Mail =]
Some stupid cunt started shit in Chela's mumm today & we went back & forth a couple times. 12 hours later, she writes me an e-mail lmao. Her name is 'Tom and Jami', in case anyone wants to know. I read some of your comments left on the mumm from earlier. I left the mumm after my last remark cause I always get the last word, period. I am glad everyone thought they needed popcorn, what are you gonna do cyber kick my ass? Anyway I have a life as in today when I said what you needed to hear you fat bitch and left. So in the future don't try to be such a badass you may find that you are just pathetic and also you may meet your match (oh yeah in case you didn't get that I am that person). So fuck off and if you have anything to say don't pussy out and say it in a mumm go ahead and email me cause when I get done actually doing things that involve getting off the couch with my bon bons like you then I will respond. Take Care and Fuck Off and seriously a full length mirror

The War Prayer
It was a time of great and exalting excitement. The country was up in arms, the war was on, in every breast burned the holy fire of patriotism; the drums were beating, the bands playing, the toy pistols popping, the bunched firecrackers hissing and spluttering; on every hand and far down the receding and fading spread of roofs and balconies a fluttering wilderness of flags flashed in the sun; daily the young volunteers marched down the wide avenue gay and fine in their new uniforms, the proud fathers and mothers and sisters and sweethearts cheering them with voices choked with happy emotion as they swung by; nightly the packed mass meetings listened, panting, to patriot oratory which stirred the deepest deeps of their hearts, and which they interrupted at briefest intervals with cyclones of applause, the tears running down their cheeks the while; in the churches the pastors preached devotion to flag and country, and invoked the God of Battles bes

I Know Im A Dork Lmao But I Want Some Opinions :)
Which pic should I use for my primary? I wouldnt dare go into the mumms with this, because theres way too many rude people in there lol :P #1 #2 Just added this song, cause I love it :) Photograph by Nickelback.

Since I Can't Do A Mumm....
Since I can't do a mumm yet no matter how hard I keep trying to increase my points (argh!), I'll just ask here. If you have a boyfriend/girlfriend and they would rather look at porn and jack off, than have sex with you does that mean: A) you are unattractive. Really, quick, grab your paper sack! B) you suck in bed. C) he/she is the one with the issues, not you. What do you think? I'd put on there that he/she is just bored but we'll just say this has been the case throughout the duration of the "hypothetical" relationship.

Womens Worth
Ladies this blog goes out to u, too many times I have heard we are fend up,not being appreciated for who we are, but the only way we can get respect is to respect ourselves. In the words of alicia keys." Cause a real man, knows a real women when he see her, and a women know a real man ain't afraid to please her"So ladies don't settle for less, find that man who knows ur womens worth, and a real man can't deny that womens worth

So Happy Together
I love you more than words can say, My love grows for you each and every day. You mean the world to me, Why can't people just let us be? I love you and you love me, Don't be bothered by people's jealousy. You know how to make my heart melt, Which is something I have never felt. You stand beside me through the tears & sadness, And yet you are there even for the madness. You know how to make me smile when I am sad, And even when I am mad, you can make me glad. You love me even when I frown, But you can turn that frown upside down. You love for who I am, and not what people see, For the people who don't see me as you do,can rot People are just jealous because you love me, They will just never see how happy we can be. You make me want to live another day, And that's a good thing, I can say. I would give you the world if I could, But some people don't think I should. I look past the people's lies and jealousy, And see the person there that I want it

Divorced Barbie
One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday. He pulls over to a toy shop and asks the salesperson, "How much for one of those Barbie's in the display window?" The salesperson answers, "Which one do you mean, sir? We have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Ballerina Barbie for $19.95, Astronaut Barbie for $19.95, Skater Barbie for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.95" The amazed father asks: "You what?! Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95? The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers: "Sir..., Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer and..... one of Ken's Friends.

I'm In Love With You
Night after night, stroll out in the darkness Demons in my head got me hanging by a threat Time after time, year after year On my own it's such a lonely road Wanna let you know how I feel for you Wanna let you know I'd die for you I'm in love with you You are all I need I dream you put your arms around me And set my spirit free I'm in love with you You mean all to me I've been longing for you loving And hoping you will see I'm in love with you Day after day struggle to get through Feel so alone without you Tear after tear keep falling from my eyes I'm so afraid you might no want me too Got to let you know my need for you Got to let you know I'd die for you I'm in love with you You are all I need I dream you put your arms around me And set my spirit free I'm in love with you You mean all to me I've been longing for you loving And hoping you will see Like an angel turning dark to light You come to me in my dreams Your caresses in a lonely nigh

Update (21 And A Half Weeks)
We know the gender and have a name picked as well as a birthing method. So everything is basically set up. All we gotta do now is wait. We even have the babys doctor picked and what BC Im going on. It's a boy! and we're naming him Corbin Sage (I let Kevin pick the name). They have upped my due date from Jan 5 to Jan 2 and Im measuring 3-4 weeks larger then I should be (my last visit I should have been measuring 20cm which is right at the navel [I was 20 wks and 2 days]. Well, I was measuring at 23.5 cm...so basically 6 months...1 cm/wk). So my doctor thinks I may either: go 1-2 weeks early or have a lot of pre-term false labor If Corbin only comes 2 weeks early, I'll still be allowed to do water birth (it's supposedly an easier transition for the baby cause the water he's in now is the same temp. as the water I'll be sitting in). They still have to run the gestational diabetes test and 2 other tests (they found pre-cancerous cells on my 1st exam and wanna re-do that next month) a

Gettin Married
So I am gettin married to my ganjalette[Vanessa Williams] and i couldn't be happier but at the same time i have this deep depressed feeling cause she's so far away[in north carolina for those who don't know] but she's movin back after she gets everything straight so that makes me happy.and dollface if you read this i love you with all my heart and with everything i am i hope to make you the happiest you can be. i both love and respect you in every way shape and form and you have my love unconditionally. thank you for always being there for me.

My First Contest
MY FIRST CONTEST PLEASE HELP OUT! Please repost this bulletin! Hey Peeps! The Contest has started!!!!!!! Must have 2500 comments to qualify for prizes! The contest will run for 2 weeks, ending on September 6th, at 7 PM MST. You are allowed to comment bomb all you like, have your friends comment bomb too! 1st Place: I Month VIP 2nd Place: 7 Day Blast 3rd Place: 3 Day Blast ~~}»»P£P®M¥ÑT««{~~@ fubar

Fresh Meat Back On The Market!!!!ladies
well i finally settle down and im faithfull for 4 years and it still isnt good enough so now im seperated, well girls im back on the market and would love to take you out to dinner or a movie let me know whats up holla.....

Women Are Evil...
A woman went up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestured alluringly to the bartender who approached her immediately. She seductively signaled that he should bring his face closer to hers. As he did, she gently caressed his full beard. "Are you the manager?" she asked, softly stroking his face with both hands. "Actually, no," he replied. "Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him," she said, running her hands beyond his beard and into his hair. "I'm afraid I can't," breathed the bartender. "Is there anything I can do?" "Yes. I need for you to give him a message," she continued, running her forefinger across the bartender's lips and slyly popping a couple of her fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently. "What should I tell him?" the bartender managed to say. "Tell him," she whispered, "there's no toilet paper, hand soap, or paper towels in the ladies room."

Fantasy Short Story
Down in the meadow where a creek runs through is my garden. It is green and colored with all sorts of pretty flowers. There are all different types of rose and hibiscus. Some plumeria sprinkled here and there. Oh don't forget a gardenia bush or two. But there is a very special place that I love to go. It is a large gazebo which is covered in English ivy and jasmine. It is fairly thick but just enough light from the moon seeps through lighting up the inside a bit at night. In my garden, the jasmine never dies but always blooms. I suppose you are wondering where the lace is. Well I will tell you. You see this will be a story...yes you know it...a love story. A beautiful fantasy ~ I have come to take your hand and lead you to my special place. Where the moon never wanes and the stars are brightest of all. Where the mist of the eve falls softly against the flowers and the soft breeze carries the scent of the jasmine to us. It is one of our most favorite things to go down by the c

Poem
Beaten and bruised Shattered dreams Ripping open at the seams Feeling unwanted and used Soul screaming for itself to hear Lacking the ability to answer the questions Scavaging through the dense fog for a refuge Wanting to end this pain trodden journey Pounding on oneself over and over Trying to beat out the inadequacies It has to be something about me But then WAIT ~ STOP Looking in the mirror at the ragged beaten soulSeeing what I have done to myself Wiping away the tears of ineptness The tears of pain and loss Tears of fear and anger Seeing the bruised eyes of someone who....has done this for years. Asking herself why do you do this? What do you accomplish by it? When are you going to stop this self critical crusade? Damn myself...I am my worst enemy. It isn't you or her or him or them.... IT IS ME DOING IT TO MYSELF. So stop it I say....stop beating me up. I AM NOT GOING TO TAKE IT ANYMORE! I am not going to take it anymore...Hahahahaha!!!!!! Diary of a sic

Drive By Media - Short Attention Spans
Editorial An interesting perspective about our "Drive by Media." Victor Davis Hanson is a professor at Fresno State . See his credentials and a recurring quote about the military at the end of the article. Eye of the Beholder by Victor Davis Hanson War torn Iraq has about 26 million residents, a peaceful California perhaps now 35 million. The former is a violent and impoverished landscape, the latter said to be paradise on Earth. But how you envision either place to some degree depends on the eye of the beholder and is predicated on what the daily media appear to make of each. As a fifth generation Californian, I deeply love this state, but still imagine what the reaction would be if the world awoke each morning to be told that once again there were six more murders, 27 rapes, 38 arsons, 180 robberies, and 360 instances of assault in California yesterday, today, tomorrow, and every day. I wonder if the headlines would scream about "Nearly 200 poor Californians butchered ag

Another Similar Naughty Quiz
Lets see who is brave enough.....IF We Had Sex Game... Now don't be scared.... you never know who really wants to do you! Here are the rules to the game.. REPLY SO ONLY I SEE IT AND REPOST SO OTHERS CAN FILL OUT! 1. Would you be in control? 2. Would you pull my hair? 3. Would you whisper in my ear? 4. Would you talk dirty to me? 5. Would you kiss me with a little tongue or a lot of tongue? 6. Would you say my name? 7. Would you go down on me? 8. Would you let me give you a hickey? 9. How many rounds would we go? 10. What would you wanna do afterwards? 11. Would you take off all your clothes then take mine off slowly? 12. Would you lick and bite me all over? 13. Would you like to play or get straight to the point? 14. Would you want me to take my time? 15. How freaky are you, 1 - 10? 16. Would you want fast or slow? 17. Where would you wanna "do it"? 18. Would you be loud or quiet? 19. Would you want me to be loud or quiet?

Love Under The Moon
The moon was bright The sky so blue. We were alone Just me and you. Your skin so soft As our eyes do meet. Your gentle touch Sweeps me off my feet. We are alone Just you and I. Lying together Beneath the sky. Our bodies shudder Our spirits quake. With each taste of your kiss That I take. As we lay alone Among the summer flowers. Our nude bodies cleansed By the warm rain showers. The end draws near As the sun does break. We realize love It takes heaven to make.

For My Brother, And All Our Soldiers!!!!!
Your alarm goes off, you hit the snooze and sleep for another 10 minutes. He stays up for days on end. __________________________ You take a warm shower to help you wake up. He goes days or weeks without running water. __________________________ You complain of a "headache", and call in sick. He gets shot at, as others are hit, and keeps moving forward. __________________________ You put on your anti war/don't support the troops shirt, and go meet up with your friends. He still fights for your right to wear that shirt. __________________________ You make sure you're cell phone is in your pocket. He clutches the cross hanging on his chain next to his dog tags. __________________________ You talk trash on your "buddies" that aren't with you. He knows he may not see some of his buddies again. __________________________ You don't feel like helping out your dad today, so you don't. He does what he is told. __________________________ You walk down the beach, staring at a

My Life For What It's Worth
WELL HERE IS MY LIFE IN NUT SHELL I'M SINGLE AND NOT REALLY LOOKING THAT HARD MAINLY BECAUSE I FIGURE AS THE OLD SAYING GOES IT'S WHEN YOUR NOT LOOKING THAT THE RIGHT ONE FOR YOU COMES ALONG.. I AM NOT EXPECTING PERFECTION NOR DO I WANT IT , BUT I DO WANT SOMEONE THAT IS ABLE TO OPEN HER HEART NOT ONLY TO ME BUT MY SON AS WELL BECAUSE HE IS PART OF THE PACKAGE AND WILL ALWAYS COME FIRST .. I HAVE HIM 24/7 EXCEPT WHEN HE IS AT SCHOOL OR I AM AT WORK , WHAT I AM SAYIN IS THAT I HAVE HIM FULLTIME THERE ARE NO BREAKS , NO WEEKENDS TO MYSELF HIS BIRTH MOTHER HAS NOT CALLED TO TALK TO HIM SINCE JUNE 8TH NOR HAS SHE EVEN BOTHERED TO WRITE OR SEND HIM ANY PRESENTS FOR THE LAST 2 CHRISTMAS'S AND BIRTHDAYS AND THE LAST TIME SHE HAS SEEN HIM WAS OVER A YR AGO.. SO I AM ALL HE REALLY HAS THE ONE THAT HE CAN DEPEND ON TO BE THERE AND TO BE HONEST IF THAT MEANS I AM TO STAY SINGLE AND NOT DATE TILL HE IS 18 THEN SO BE IT ( HE IS MY NUMBER ONE PRIORITY ) .. I CAN PLACE MY NEEDS OR WANTS ON HOLD FOR T

Missing Kenny
my friend kenny died on august 4th he was found dead in his room, he was only 36 still not sure how he died exactly have an idea and its so hard to understand why. he was such a great guy who would give his shirt off is back for a friend. miss you so much kenny. i'm so sorry wasn't able to see you more before you left us. you will always be remembered.

I'm Irresistible~~~
Read your sign, then forward it on, with your zodiac sign and label on the subject line. 1. ARIES - The Liar (the Ram - 21 March 19 April) * Outgoing. * Lovable. * Spontaneous. * Not one to mess with. * Funny. * EXCELLENT kisser. * EXTREMELY adorable. * Loves relationships. * Addictive. * Loud. 16 years of bad luck if you do not repost 2. TAURUS - The Tramp (the Bull - 20 April 20 May) * Aggressive. * Loves being in long relationships. * Likes to give a good fight for what they want. * Extremely outgoing. * Loves to help people in times of need. * GOOD kisser. * GOOD personality. * Stubborn but a caring person. * One of a kind. * Not one to mess with. * Usually are the most attractive people. 15 years of bad luck if you do not repost 3. GEMINI - Irresistible (the Twins - 21 May 21 June) * Nice. * Love is one of a kind. * Great listener. * Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you out. * Trustworthy. * Always happy. * Loud. * Talkati

Love
What would tou think if i told you That the skie weren't allways ble That oxygen mae it colour that way And that my favourite star was you What would you think if i told you. That i could myself in your eyes . Would you think me disgusting. If i told you my feeling won't die. What would you think if i told you. I'm under your spell every day. Would you sweep me along , and hold me. Or just shrug , dissaprove , turn away. What would you think if i told you. I really don't care what you think. Because as long as you'll stay my friend anyway. At least i'll have some sort of link. What would you think if i told you. I'll be watching every thing that you. Because as long as i know the perfect figure of you. Forever i'll say that i love you.

In The Hospital
Hello, this is shuebox138. Andy asked me to come on here for him, to let everybody know what's going on. Unfortunetly Andy has suffered from a mild stroke, and is in the hospital right now. Luckily the damage doesn't appear to be to extensive at this time. They are keeping him in for a while for testing and observation. Mainly to try and find out why somebody this young had a stroke! Andy has very limited internet access, so he asks everybody to please avoid doing anything that will fill up his inbox.(he recieves a high volume of emails, and doesn't want to run out of space, and miss something important) Andy's hospital is about a 10 minute walk up the hill from me, so I've been going to visit often, if you have any ?'s, or want me to pass along any messages, feel free to contact me on my fubar acount shuebox138.

I Made A Poem Thingy
tear open my chest to expose the life within. need for you to see my heart beating because the tears in my eyes are not enough. i lay my head on the ground before you. what will it take for you to see? want to hold you and protect you, but you're too precious. everything that i touch withers and dies from my disease. my name is bile in my throat- i dare not speak it. i cannot trust me. if the shroud could be removed, if you could only see. there is so much more. but the curtain is all that you know. why should there be anything on the other side, and why should it concern you? remember that you are dust, and to dust you will return. nothing lasts forever. the sun, moon, and stars- all will be thrown down in the end. minute in the face of eternity, your pride is fleeting. there is life in death and freedom in resignation. truth does not change, regardless of your preference. so i plead with you one more time and tear a little deeper. and i cry for you.

My Family List
Ok here goes...If you are on my friends list and I am your fan, that essentially means you are very important to me. I didn't want to have a friends/family seperation...because I don't want anyone to feel slighted or as if they don't matter as much as someone else. The simple fact is..some people need to be located quickly and they are on the family list for that reason. I won't feel guilty for anyones feelings on this as I don't mean to hurt any. I am a very nice person and I feel way too much for my friends..all of you are important, and I know over half of you wont actually read this blog...but if you do that is why I posted it. I wouldn't have you on my page if I didnt think highly of you. take it for what it is :)

Nicetits?
Ok guys..... my friend Bauer thinks that you would like his blogs a heck of a lot more than you like mine. I generally point out that I have less blogs posted and more views than he so therefore I must be either a hell of a lot funnier or it's just the tits. Go by... check out Bauer's blogs. Check out my blogs. Then post on this one and we'll see who's the better blogger :) http://fubar.com/blog/102701/503919 and just because my headline on this blog said tits:

Why Oh Why
well, I had a job interview that I think went good yesterday, so what do I do? I go get some vodka to celebrate!! big mistake,I got wasted, I mean wasted, if I talked to you last night, you probly knew that!!! I dont even remember goin to bed lol....well Im payin for it today, oh well, you play you pay!!!LMAO

Shrinkitis
A man went to his doctor's office the other day to see his family doctor about his case of "Shrinkitis". When he arrived at the office a female receptionist said to him "What a cute lil boy" would you like a lollypop", the man said he wasn't a boy and was "Shrinking " in height. So the female receptionist told the man to be a "Little Patient" as the doctor would see him "SHORTLY". LOL

What Type Of Sexual Person Are You?
YOU'RE A MAVERICK! Giddyup. Mavericks are provocative, adventurous and uninhibited. You like your partners to be mutually aggressive and experimental. You're the Indiana Jones of the bedroom - or any other place you decide to have sex. If you hear about it, you'll probably try it. Milder Mavericks have tried sex toys, movies, books, public sex, being restrained during sex, watching other people having sex, or watching yourself and your partner in the mirror while being intimate. For wilder Mavericks, the sky's the limit. You're the ultimate sexplorer when it comes to experimentation and sexual creativity. Accordingly, your drives have the potential to exhaust any lover!

Wow..
Well for the past couple hours Ive been talking to a guy I met on one of my other sites. Weve hit it off well, have alot in common and he makes me laugh Often. There hasnt been a lag in the convo at all. Im excited about talking to him more and getting to know him better. We are both looking for basically the same things. WHOOP off I go he rings again. lol

Test Bulletin
WÌLÐÇÄŦ IS HOLDING YES A HAPPY HOUR COME SHOW HER SOME LOVE, U KNOW U ALL LOVE HER!!!!!! CLICK ON ANY OF THE PICS TO SHOW HER SOME LOVE!!!! SHE IS THE OWNER OF FUBAR'S VERY FIRST TRAIN, SO U ALL KNOW WHO SHE IS AND U KNOW SHE WELL DESERVES U TO COME SPANK HER PAGE!!! SHE'S SHOWN ALL OF US MUCH LOVE N ITS TIME 2 RETURN THE FAVOR!!!!

Cheesy Jokes....
...passed along in an email from a friend... A little humor for the morning...... 1. Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent. 2. A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything." 3. Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted. 4. A dyslexic man walks into a bra. 5. A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says: "A beer please, and one for the road." 6. Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: "Does this taste funny to you?" 7. "Doc, I can't stop singing 'The Green, Green Grass of Home.'" "That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome." "Is it common?" "Well, It's Not Unusual." 8. Two cows are standing next to each other in a field. Daisy says to Dolly, "I was artificially inseminated this morning." "I don't believe you," says Dolly. "It's true, no bull!" exclaims Daisy. 9. An invisible man marri

Stuck At Level 2 ??
stuck at level 2?? and have the points for a level 12 ?you need to verify your email and post a salute. The logic is that your points put you at that level, so you need to have all the level requirements to get to that level. The system will not move you to level 10. SO if are stuck at level 2 and can't level up and you have the points for a level 7. you will need to verify your email. and you will go straight to Level 7. The system will not move you up to level 5. I hope this makes sense. If you have questions, please let me know.

Just How I Feel In The Moment.......
I AM ======= I am human I am kind I am humble... and sometimes blind I am Not afraid to follow -yet always try to lead. I am full of rage and violence, but if you stick me I WILL bleed! I am Lonely I feel small I am loving..... .....so screw them all!!! I am alone in this world I can't be what THEY want me to be I am NOT what i see in the mirror ....who am i??....I, am merely- ME!!!!

79-carcrash
Did you feel this moment Could you hear the tear These scars are too shallow And i'm too hallow to care Shattered dreams like broken glass The strain you represent Like a carcrash I wait it out You left this soul bruised and bent 20 ways do die in this wreckage I found out the hard way at least a dozen Selfless sacrifice was ur mask Realised too late my mistakes are golden I wanna blow this whole thing to pieces Make you see I'm empty as these words Bracing for an impact that never comes As I turn upside down moments begin to blur Insecurities turn to tragedies gained I lose track of who's scars are which Tattooed memories are forever Self destructive and that's the bitch Losing myself in what you want me to be Never asked you for more than you are Why do I have to make mountains from a grain of sand Walk away now before it goes too far.........

Do You Know The Definitin Of Hr
You'll Change Your Known Definition of HR (Human Resource) After Reading The Joke Given Below After 2 years of selfless service, a man realized that he has not been promoted, no transfer, no salary increase no commendation and that the Company is not doing any thing about it. So he decided to walk up to His HR Manager one morning and after exchanging greetings, he told his HR Manager his observation. The boss looked at him, laughed and asked him to sit down saying. My friend, you have not worked here for even one day. The man was surprised to hear this, but the manager went on to explain. Manager:- How many days are there in a year? Man:- 365 days and some times 366 Manager:- how many hours make up a day? Man:- 24 hours Manager:- How long do you work in a day? Man:- 8am to 4pm. i.e. 8 hours a day. Manager:- So, what fraction of the day do you work in hours? Man:- (He did some arithmetic and said 8/24 hours i.e. 1/3(one th

Ways To Reduce Stress
1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down. 2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice. 3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that. 4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "IN". 5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso. 6. In the memo field of all your checks, write " For smuggling diamonds". 7. Finish all your sentences with " In accordance with the prophecy". 8. Don't use any punctuation. 9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk. 10. Order a Diet Water (with a serious face) whenever you go out to eat. 11. Specify that your drive-through order is " To Go". 12. Sing along at the opera. 13. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day at work. 14. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poe

Forever In My Heart
In this world things come and go, And we can't know what the future may hold. Nothing really stays the same, And when we least expect it our lives are changed. If something ever changes And we happen to lose touch Please know that I'll always think of you And miss you very much. So before the world changes I just wanted to say I'm thankful that we're friends Yesterday and today. With time and fortune on our side I hope we never part But if we do, remember you Are forever in my heart! Author Unknown

How Can One Explain
How can one explain A feeling in the air? How can one explain A feeling very rare? How can one define A person always there… One who says No matter what I care. A lot of times I think of this When I am feeling down And by the time that I am through High spirits come around. Even words from an angel's tongue Are limited, this is true. No words can explain The kind of friend like you! Author Unknown

Women Beware......
this is a repost for Kimmy...it's one thing to rip a picture, but it's a whole 'nother issue to actually post the pictures on another website...To all the ladies on my list..I would check to see if you're on this guys angelfire page..sick fuck.. - Sporks The man mentioned below has one of my pics as well but not an nsfw thank god. The website link I'm about to paste is the one where he has all the girls photos. WARNING!!! IF YOU DO NOT WANT TO SEE NUDITY OR SEXUAL CONTENT DO NOT CLICK ON THE LINK!!! He may have your pics http://www.angelfire.com/fl5/jacksgiftshoppe8/ *Kimmy* http://fubar.com/sugardaddy4u

Mumms
so this huy makes a mumm, cant handle the fucking comments, rates mummers a 1 and blocked them after that this idiot is in my SB for over 30 min talking shit...ok no prob. then he starts lying, about me talking shit about our Military, what i didnt! then gets his army together to come to my site and starts a war. fucking pathetic

Am The Only One Who Thinks Hearts Aren't Toys ?
Am the only one who thinks hearts aren't toys I come to notice that a lot think that hearts are toys you play with them then break them. You say that you love them. And that there only one you love. How can you say you want that one you love so bad then when they need you the most. You just walk away. Leaving them sad and alone and hurting inside. So tell me am i the only one who thinks heart a'rent toys?

Jetski For Sale In Tampa Bay Area...
as far as i know, we are still selling our jetski. it's a 2005 i think. 3 seater seadoo gtx. supercharged engine. low hours, very well maintained, and i believe there is still warranty left on it. i think we're selling it for $7500. if youre interested let me know and i could post pictures... oh and theres nothing wrong w/ it...just selling cause we want something faster...a seadoo rxp cause apparently 61 mph isnt fast enough for us lol

Which Baby R U?
Jan Pretty/handsome. Loves to dress up. Easily bored. Fussy. Seldom shows emotions. Takes time to recover when hurt. Sensitive. Down-to-Earth. Stubborn. Repost this in 5 mins and you will meet someone new in 8 days that will perfectly balance your personality. Feb Abstract thoughts. Loves reality and abstract. Intelligent and clever. Changing personality. Attractive. Sexiest out of everyone. Temperamental. Quiet, shy and humble. Honest And loyal. Determined to reach goals. Loves freedom. Rebellious when restricted. Loves aggressiveness. Too sensitive and easily hurt. Gets angry really easily but does not show it. Dislikes unnecessary things. Loves making friends but rarely shows it. Horny. Daring and stubborn. Ambitious. Realizing dreams and hopes. Sharp. Loves entertainment and leisure. Romantic on the inside not outside. Superstitious and ludicrous. Spendthrift. Tries to learn to show emotions. Repost this in 5 mins and you will talk to someone new and realize

Gospel Of The Egyptians
Origen, in his first Homily on Luke, speaks of those who 'took in hand' or 'attempted' to write gospels (as Luke says in his prologue). These, he says, came to the task rashly, without the needful gifts of grace, unlike Matthew, Mark, John, and Luke himself. Such were those who composed the Gospel entitled 'of the Twelve'. Apart from this there are but few mentions of the book. A series of passages from Clement of Alexandria is our chief source of knowledge. They are as follows: Clem. Alex. Strom. iii. 9. 64. Whence it is with reason that after the Word had told about the End, Salome saith: Until when shall men continue to die? (Now, the Scripture speaks of man in two senses, the one that is seen, and the soul: and again, of him that is in a state of salvation, and him that is not: and sin is called the death of the soul) and it is advisedly that the Lord makes an answer: So long as women bear children. 66. And why do not they who walk by anything rather than the true r

Oh How I Miss Her
Oh How I Miss Her Never did I think I would ever miss a women such like her. She was the sweetest thing to have ever blessed my life; oh how it hurts my heart now that her love is gone cause I feel so lonely,oh how I miss her so cause she showed me what the true meaning of what love is. Poem By: Charles LaMark Neson

Army Stuff
Ok, so as many of you know I've been in the army for 4 years now. Here's my dillema. I just recently had a baby. I also ended things with my husband. So now I'm a single mother with a two month old baby and a full time army job. I have the opportunity to get out of the army right now and keep my benefits. I would be able to avoid deployments and spend more time with my daughter. Or i could stay in and have a guaranteed job with benefits for my child, but possibly deploy. What do i do? Stay in or get out? I can't decide.

When A Girl Misses You
When you catch a girl glancing at you, she wants you to look back and smile When a girl bumps into your arm while walking with you she wants you to hold her hand When she wants a hug she will just stand there When u break a girls heart she still feels it when you run into each other 3 years later When a girl is quiet, millions of things are running through her mind When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply When a girl looks at you with eyes full of questions, she is wondering how long you will be around When a girl answers, "I'm fine," after a few seconds, she is not at all fine When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are playing games!!!!!!!!!!! When a girl lays her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be hers forever When a girl says she can't live without you, she has made up her mind that you are her future When a girl says, "I miss you," no one in this world can miss you more than that When a

What I Want In A Man!
Well lets see how to start this.I've been married and in some relationships but they never worked out.I never got what i wanted out of the relationship. And now I'm single and trying to find that man that will make my life complete.But its so hard to find a man that can give me what i need.I want a man that knows how to treat a woman right and that wants nothing more than to make me happy.I want a man to love me and that will drop everything just to make love to me and can't stand to be away from me for long periods of time. One who thinks I hold the world in my hands and will do anything to make my life better. One who will love me and my daughter and my family and will just be here for me when I really need him. All I ever wanted in life was to be loved like I really mean something to them. It's so hard to find a man like this. So if anyone reads this and thinks that maybe they can fill these shoes for me please let me know I want to settle down and make a real home and family for my

Cancer Yet Again...
Those who know me... know that I've lost two friends to cancer... my mother and I have both had it... It's reached out it's ugly claws once again to touch my family... I found out two days ago that my aunt has breast cancer... today I found out the stage... It's stage 3... For those that don't know cancer stages it's 1-4... 1 being the best... 4 being dire... I'm grateful that I've found out this week as I head 'home' to help my mother clean out my grandfathers estate on Fri... I'll be able to see my aunt... to hold her, hug on her, and tell her I love her... I blog this... 1) For your thoughts and prayers... not just for my aunt, but for everyone who suffers from this debilitating disease... until theres a cure... and 2) To remind you, if you're a woman, or if you're married- to have your spouse... get annual mammograms... They're a pain in the a*& but they CAN save lives. God bless my aunt and god bless everyone touched by cancer in their lives.

Free Ticker=more Friends?? I Say Yes!
Lmao.... great idea! FEEDINGTHEDESIRE I think they are worth the time invested in signing up for something that I will cancel. Anyhow... thanks everyone for stopping by or adding me! FEEDINGTHEDESIRE Did I mention how much fun these comments are? lol FEEDINGTHEDESIRE

Here And There
I can see my life from here, And it’s so lonely, I’m lost and all alone, Fate will not give me company, I try so hard but the pieces slip through my fingers, It seems I’m made out of sand. I can still see myself from here, I’m stuck in the middle of nowhere, There is nowhere for me to go, With no one to hold my hand, I look so hard but I can’t find myself a reason, I can see my path from here but still I need a map, I will always see my life from here, It’s all so stationary, I’m not moving at all, It’s so very hard, When fate won’t deal your card, But I don’t care because I can see just fine from here, And it’s better than being over there.

Things You Will Never Hear Your Father Say
-Well how ’bout that? I’m lost! Looks like we’ll have to stop and ask for directions. -You know Pumpkin, now that you’re thirteen, you’ll be ready for non-chaperoned car dates. Won’t that be fun? -I noticed that all your friends have a certain “up yours” attitude. I like that in a young person! -Here’s a credit card and the keys to my new car. GO CRAZY! -What do you mean you want to play football? Figure skating not good enough for you, son? -Your mother and I are going away for while. You might want to consider throwing a party. -Well, I don’t know what’s wrong with your car. Probably one of those doo-hickie thingies - you know - that makes it run or something. Just have it towed to the mechanic’s and pay whatever they ask. -No son of mine is going to live under this roof without an earring. Now quit your belly aching and lets get to the mall. -Whaddaya want to go and get a job for? I make plenty of money for you to spend. -Father’s Day? Ah - don’t worry abo

Lol
->Suga Lips: I'm gonna say no to this one capshawks6...: are you single ->Suga Lips: nope but thanks for being concerned capshawks6...: are you horny? Now..I said no because...in my heart I'm not single & I can say whatever the hell I want :D.

Secret
Just a secret between friends The bullshit never ends The pain transcends Broken heart will never mend Just a secret between two Nothing more that I can do No more than a mere screw And I trusted you Just a secret between us Built mainly on lust A one-sided trust Love being rushed A secret between me and you Nobody else knew But this was so untrue Because the rumors grew Well, this secret that I claim

What Is Wrong With You People??
I posted a MUMM today asking for people's opinions on whether or not my profile was bitchy. Now I'm not normally a bitch, but I'll tell you what, you disrespect me the way some of the people that left comments on that MUMM did, and I can definitely be a bitch! If you don't care what the MUMM says...THEN DON'T READ IT AND DON'T LEAVE A FUCKING COMMENT!! And yes, I put an '*' instead of an 'i' in the word bitch...it's called RESPECT FOR OTHER PEOPLE! Maybe you should go look up the word and figure out what the hell it means! You know, I'm figuring out real quick that fubar is about 90% full of nothing but perverts, bitches, assholes, and old, lonely, horny, sluts(both female and male!). You all need to grow up and stop being so damn disrespectful to people you don't even know!!

Mistakes Made
I don't know how many of my friends and family have ever been in a fubar clan or family; but I have recently joined and resigned from one. For everyone who has known me since I first joined fubar I am one of the most understanding and friendly people you will ever meet. Sadly, because of an incident involving a fellow group member disliking someone on my friends list I was forced to resign my position. Let me explain further; this person who I had allowed on my friends list; is a rude and obnoxious psycho stalker. Not knowing this I was ridiculed, blamed, told I was untrustworthy, and literally made ill by the horrible drama that ensued. In a family; any family; you look out for one another. Would you blame your sister for being raped? Would you hate your daughter if she dated a slob that you knew had raped someone. No, most family would defend and protect that individual. Sadly some do not know or acknowledge what real family is like. Some are just selfish and careless and sadly

Hurricane
Today was interesting i was awaken at about 1 am... by the sound of rain and winds...and couldnt go back to sleep at all.... it was a bit scary... didnt know we were having a hurricane just thought it was a tropical storm.... and then later about 2-3pm the electricity goes out....so much fun..... at least i took the day off... :D like my mom always says welcome to southeast texas!! .....only here is where u can have a hurricane one moment and sunny weather the next like nothing happened!! just glad it is all over with!!!...........Damn Humberto

Poem ~ Radiate
Radiate Poetically endowed, Enclosed in this rhythmic shroud. My vent for life’s stresses, Each poems meaning one only guesses. At the pain which spawned each ditty, Or perhaps the longing to have ones pity. For never has another recognized the precise feeling, Or the part of my heart that was due for the killing. They may say they understand. But do they know the torment That flows through my hands? They’re just hardcore thoughts From a free mind My torment is soothed by poetic lines The words click quick, swift to find An stick in brain like sap from the pines I write with all the fury of a storm Scribble, scrabble, My soul’s unraveled A few joyious, but many more sad I mourn For more meaning is all I seek, So if you wonder what I’ve learned, Here’s your chance for a peek. It’s your turn. Come, just stand by the seal here, But please mind the holes. Press your nose to the glass and peer, Into this window of my soul. Copyright ©2003 Steven Marqus Hall

This Is For Chao's
This man didnt know me AT all and outta the kindness of his heart he bought me a month VIP so i wanted to share him with all my friends., go add him, he is a total sweet heart and tell him that Jessa sent you... and for you slimeballs,. dont think im sending you to him to do the same thing, dont take advantage of such a sweet person.. WE all know that people like this are hard as hell to find!! I ♥ Chaosminded chaosminded@ fubar

Sex...
NaughtyPoll.com - take your own poll! 1. How old are you?over 30 2. What is your sexual orientation?Bisexual 3. Have you ever given somone oral sex?Sure I have 4. Have you ever received oral sex?Yes, of course 5. How many sexual partners have you had?No Answer 6. What is your pubic hair style?Landing strip, a little hair still there 7. What is your choice of underwear style?Thong 8. Have you ever had anal sex?Sort of tried to 9. What is your favorite position?Doggie style 10. How often do you masturbate?Whenever I can 11. Have you ever kissed a girl?Yes, for sure 12. Have you ever had sex with a girl?Yes, I sure have 13. Have you ever taken, or been in naked photos?Yes, been in them 14. Have you ever had multiple partners at once?Yes, an all out orgy 15. Have you watched porn?Yes, of course. Who hasn't? 16. Have you ever been to a nude beach or nudist area?Nope, I am modest 17. Have you ever watched others, or been watched having sex?Both watched ot

Blood Tests
today was the day raven had been really scared of, i mean really scared, dont think i expected just how scared she was, let me explain .... raven has a phobia of needles and the unknown, because she has never had a blood test before she didnt know what to expect or how it was going to be, which made her feel worse, i was unbelievable nervous for her, dont think ive been as nervous for a blood test before, expeshially when it wasnt even me having it. anyway, the time came for us to make our way to the doctors once there we booked in again and waited, rave was shakin she was seriously scared, then her name was called, she really didnt want to go in at all but she knew she had to for our baby. once in the nurses room, rave saw all the needles and test tubes and she just said to the nurse, ive never had a blood test before, im scared of needles and if my blood pressure was taken it would be through the roof, the nurse said its ok and settled her into the chair, and explained to her

Witnesses To 2pac Shakur's Murder Have Conflicting Stories
The original source of this article is unknown Metro Police homicide detectives have left messages with two men who claim they can identify the assailants who murdered rap and film star Tupac Shakur near the Las Vegas Strip. It could lead to a break in the case, said homicide Sgt. Kevin Manning. At the same time, Manning said the pair have changed their stories told to detectives on Sept. 7. Shakur, 25, was shot three times that night on East Flamingo Road at Koval Lane. He died six days later at University Medical Center. Because Shakur lapsed into a coma, police were not able to interview him. Marion "Suge" Knight, chief executive officer of Death Row Records and the driver of a BMW in which Shakur was a passenger, was grazed in the temple. The 31-year-old Knight made a U-turn and drove to the Strip at Harmon Avenue, where he was stopped by bicycle patrol officers. Malcolm Greenridge, a rap singer in Shakur's backup group, and Frank Alexander, a former bodyguard for

One Year After 2pac Shakur's Death
A year has passed since rap and film star Tupac Shakur was shot to death near the Las Vegas Strip. The murder has yet to be solved, and, according to investigators, it may never be. "We're at a standstill," said Metro Police homicide Sgt. Kevin Manning, who is heading the investigation. Still, detectives receive "information constantly" about the murder, he said. The information, however, hasn't moved the case forward. In addition to bona fide tips, police have received many false tips from people claiming to know who did it. Police say the case slowed early in the investigation as few new clues came in and witnesses clammed up. The murder weapon has not been found, and no one has fingered a suspect. The Shakur slaying is one of the biggest murder cases in Las Vegas history. The case attracted national media attention, and has been featured on television shows such as "America's Most Wanted," "Unsolved Mysteries," "Prime Time Live" and "Hard Copy." Before his

Need Help..independent Family Needs Helps Bombing
Independent Family NEEDS YOUR HELP NOW. PLEASE GO AND FAN, RATE AND ADD THE HOST. RUBIAS ROCKIN IN NYC THE FALL BOMB FEST COMIN SEPT15,TO SEPT30@ fubar THE HOST IS SWAMPED SO GIVE HER TIME TO GET YOU ADDED! THANKS CONTEST LINK:

My Desires
Someday I will find a man who will learn to dance with me so that if we ever go out he won't be afraid to show me how he moves, I want a man who will learn to tango, bachata, waltz, foxtrot, linedance, clog, and even swing and shag. It seems impossible but theres got to be a gentleman out there willing to have some fun and learn something new. I mean hell I learned about sports and beer.

Why
So, you've read some of my other blogs and know that I am getting divorced, AGAIN... well, this is the last time, let me tell you this... but that is another blog, and don't want to go there right now... What I would like to talk about is a conversation I had with a perfect stranger over the weekend... I was extremely upset after Devlin's football game this past saturday night, causing me to miss my date (sorry bigjeep07, muah & miss you). Then around midnight my brother dragged me out of bed, made me get ready and took me out to a new bar in town. They had a live band, dancing, pool tables, bar, the whole nine yards... I was wishing I could crawl back under the covers. After my first margarita, I walked back up to the bar to order another... of course passing 6 pool tables with 2-6 people each and people sitting at tables before you get to the bar itself. I'm sure you know by now I am loosening up and starting to cheer up a little bit, when out of the blue this young looki

2nd Contest I Entered...
I entered another contest..lol here's the scoop... wayne **fu-bombers family**@ fubar my contest tomorrow 1st place will recieve choice of either a 1 month vip or 7 day blast along with big pimping prize. 2nd place to recieve either a 1 month vip or 7 day blast. 3rd place will recieve a 3 day blast. 4th and 5th will recieve big pimping gift. all contestants will recieve a trophy for entering. plz contact me if u choose to enter, the contest album is sealed until monday night at 9 pm eastern time when the contest starts, it will end monday sept. 24th at 9 pm eastern time. rules.. no nsfw pics, no downrating. below is a link to my profile for when the contest starts, then just go to my pics and to contest, its a open contest to anyone. http://fubar.com/user/853687 Email me the picture link of the pic you want to enter....hurry, contest starts tomorrow!!! Lots of prizes. Make sure you have ppl to back you. Dont enter if you dont have ppl to back you. N

Lmfao !!!!!!1
My Shoutbox Fila: omfg wow thats hot the way u just talked 2 me plzzz i'll b ur bitch ->Fila: o fer fuks sake , piss off 18 u tit . ur babyfood Fila: wana have cyber sex lmfao fer fuks sake . im sitting here quietly rating stash and i get pillocks like this and babyfood at that !

~falling Hard...~
~Omgoodness.. has any of yall met someone so quickly and just omf like that been smitten? Im so head over heels that its retarted! I feel like someone has put a spell on me, for real! lol. Im just happy is all. I forgot what it is like. I know that the only other time I felt this way was when I was truely madley deeply in love with someone who turned out to be someone they are not. But the love I felt then was worth the horrible fall I eventually had to take. I hoep this time I dont take a mad dash spill. I just want to sit and enjoy EVERY smile, kiss, butterfly in the tummy...and the feeling of falling in real love..last time it seemed like true mad deep passionate love which it was but this love is so different and electrifying is unreal. Baby thank yall so much for proving to me that my heart can feel even better than I ever thought possible.~

Who
who wants to play hot topics with me? (if u dont know what that is...its a game where they ask u 21 questions and u answer them then the other person sees the answers)...i will send u a invite and u will see it in your bar tab...let me know by leaving a comment on here

Projects, Obessions, And Just Plain Lunacy
As many of you know, I'm a rabid shooter and gunsmith. I decided to take on a special project over the coming 9 months. I'll be building a gun from the ground up based upon a Wilson frame. The tricky part here is that it will have 3 seperate slide assemblies like the old CZ/EAA rigs had. I'll go with the standard .45acp, 9mm/.38super for the second, and if I can finangle it .357 sig for the third. I started a list of specs for it. I'm just hung up on a few...I'm partial to XS Sights for defensive shooting and recommend them to everyone I meet, but they lack a bit of precision. (Captain can follow this...I assume most eceryone else is lost as hell...cept for an officer down south I met tonight!). Finish seems to be another, I want to color case harden the frame but not too sure on that as well. I could go With Armor-tuff from Wilson if I wanted a no-nonsense practical finish. Grips are a huge one as well. I have a set of Ivory that have been saved for a rainy day. But also found th

Hallowillibereadyintimeween
Trying to get my Halloween stuff ready and out. I had too much extra hard times this year so it is hard to get anything new going for Halloween. good news is that even if I don't do a theme this year, at least I have some goodlooking rotten bluckys to put out from last year. Since I am in a new home also, it is even better. I try not to worry about all the time I have wasted not doing anything new but the closer it gets to October, the more stressed I get. Of course, I am totally excited even with my same old decos too. Halloween is my fave holiday afterall! I am looking for someone with extra free time to befriend that is into Halloween like I am so we can do some projects together. Hopefully if not this year then we can befriend and at least get started for projects for next year. Anyone creative out there?

Look Inside For A Naughty Thing!!!!
Libra (Sept. 23 - Oct. 23) --Let the games begin! Libra will try anything once. Twice to make sure they liked it. Three times to be absolutely sure. Do not touch a Libra's head during oral sex...that may work with an Aries, but not here. Libras LOVE giving oral - They LOVE getting it , too. But don't feel like they get enough...too bad, because they sure as hell are getting enough of everything else. They will buy toys to make YOU use it on THEM. Libras are mental creatures that believe in living and fulfilling fantasies that they haven't done in real life...which is rare because they have done almost EVERYTHING. They have no problem sploshing. To them, sitting in a pie COULD be fun. Porn? Bring it on! Sex, video AND food? ALRIGHT! They are heavily exhibitionistic by accident. They are accident prone, they lose bras, underware, condoms....they also accidentally end up in bed with people. Amazing how THAT works! They like to cross dress. Both sexes do this quite well, actually. Male Lib

Another Blonde Joke !!!!!
A blonde was trying to sell her old car. She was having a lot of problems selling it, because the car had almost 230,000 miles on it. One day, she told her problem to a brunette she worked with at a salon. The brunette told her, "There is a possibility to make the car easier to sell, but it's not legal." "That doesn't matter," replied the blonde, "if I can only sell the car." "Okay," said the brunette. "Here is the address of a friend of mine. He owns a car repair shop. Tell him I sent you and he will 'fix it'. Then you shouldn't have a problem anymore trying to sell your car." The following weekend, the blonde made the trip to the mechanic. About one month after that, the brunette asked the blonde, "Did you sell your car?" "No," replied the blonde, "Why should I? It only has 50,000 miles on it!"

I Love You Tammy
You are my air The sun in my day The moon in my night The spring in my step You are my everything. You are the stars in the sky The birds in the trees The shimmer, the sparkle, the shine. Without the light you put into my life I would be nothing A single leaf on the ground in autumn, Lost, forgotten, alone. Before i knew you, I was nothing. Now I am everything, With you at my side, I am invincible! Feel the same my baby, You are loved so much, I love you now and forever You are my darling, my baby, my love You are my everything I love you so much.

Erase Racism
ERASE RACISM! A BLACK DUDE WALKS INTO A CAFE EARLY ONE MORNING AND NOTICES HE'S THE ONLY BLACK ONE THERE AS HE SAT DOWN HE NOTICED A WHITE DUDE SAT BEHIND HIM, THE WHITE DUDE SAID "COLOURED PEOPLE AINT ALLOWED IN HERE" . THE BLACK DUDE REPLIED... "WHEN I WAS BORN I WAS BLACK WHEN I GREW UP I WAS BLACK WHEN I'M SICK I'M BLACK WHEN I GO IN THE SUN I'M BLACK WHEN I'M COLD I'M BLACK AND WHEN I DIE I'M BLACK. BUT YOU MATE... WHEN YOU WERE BORN YOU WERE PINK WHEN YOUR'E SICK YOUR'E GREEN WHEN YOU STAY IN THE SUN YOUR'E RED WHEN YOUR'E COLD YOU TURN BLUE AND WHEN YOU DIE YOU TURN "PURPLE." "AND YET YOU HAVE THE NERVE TO CALL ME COLOURED" THE BLACK DUDE TURNED BACK AROUND AND THE WHITE DUDE WALKED AWAY. COPY THIS INTO YOUR BLOG AND HELP ERASE RACISM

Happy International Talk Like A Pirate Day!!
So get yer best rum and yer best mate and share a few tales 'o the sea. It's the only day you can say "Show me yer booty" and not get slapped with a sexual harrasment suit. If you do, well the bitch sucked and sorry I can't help you. I be mad with sea and plunder and ye'd be a fool to take advice from me. Yar!!! Have fun matey's, and have a drink for me.

Im So Fucking Sick Of Him....
THIS SHIT IS SO DUMB....I SERIOUSLY HATE BEING HERE, SOME DAY I SERIOUSLY THINK ABOUT GRABBING A KNIFE AND FUCKING KILLING MYSELF IN FRONT OF THE MOTHER FUCKER BUT THEN AGAIN THAT JUS MIGHT MAKE HIS DUMB ASS HAPPY, BUT SERIOOUSLY I CAN ONLY TAKE SO MUCH OF THIS GAY SHIT, ITS FUCKING KILLLLLING ME RIGHT NOW, I SERIOUSLY AM THINKING BOUT JUS LIVING UNDER A BRIDGE, PACKING MY SAHIT AND HIDING, ANYWHERE IS BETTER THEN HERE, GETTING YELLED AT, BEAT THE FUCK UP, EVERY FUCKING THING I DO IS FUCKING WRONG....IM SICK OF IT, WHY EVERYTHING I DO IS WRONG, WHY NOT HIM, HE DOES SHIT WRONG, LIKE BUYING BEER INSTEAD OF SHIT WE REALLLLLY NEEED, WTF IS HIS FUCKING PROBLEM, SERIOUSLY OMG, I JUS WANNNNA FUCKING SCREAM RIGHT NOW, I CANT TAKE THIS SHIT ANYMORE, HE IS WEARING MY LIFE DOWN THE FUCKING DRAIN, ANYMORE OF THIS AND I MIGHT JUS HAVE TO THINK ABOUT THAT KNIFE AGAIN, NOT TO MENTION EX'S WTF LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE, IM SICK OF YOU RUNNING BACK TO ME WITH UR ITTY BITTY I CUD CARELESSS PROBLEMS...HEY

From Myspace Originally
pics and other stuff Current mood: contemplative So, first thing on my mind. Tv is evil. I know you have heard this before, but ohwell. It bothers me when people seem to always associate beuty with sex. Go fuck a flower or something. Preferably a rose bush. Yup, I put up more pictures. I've been doing new things with my hair. There's people who bother me about how many pictures I have up, and how many pictures I take of myself. I think on some unconcious, or maybe even concious level, it's sort of a golden rule sort of thing. There have been several times in the past when I wished certain people had more pictures of themselves up. I would have been happy if they had hundreds of pics of themselves up. I guess it's me " being the change I wish to see in the world " ??? lol. I figure if there are any people who like my pictures, then they should be happy I have so many. If they don't, then they don't have to look at them. Am I obsessed with myself? No, just my hair. lol. Maybe

For The Soldiers & Supporters
Soldiers come in all shapes, shades, weights, sizes and states of sobriety, misery, and confusion. He is sly as a fox, has the nerve of a dope addict, the stories of an old sailor, the sincerity of a politician and the subtlety of Mt. Saint Helens. He is extremely irresistible, totally irrational and completely indestructible. A Soldier is a Soldier all his life. He's a magical creature. You can kick him out of your house, but not out of your heart. You can take him off your mailing list, but not off your mind. They are found everywhere; In love, in battle, in lust, in trouble, in debt, in bars... and sometimes behind them. No one can write so seldom and yet think so much of you. No one else can get so much enjoyment out of a letter, clean clothes or a pack of smokes. A Soldier is a genius with a deck of cards. Brave without a grain of sense. He is the PROTECTOR OF AMERICA, with the latest copy of Playboy or Sports Illustrated in his back pocket. When he want

I Have 47 Confessions
Mark Your Confessions [x] I Talk A LOT when I get really nervous, excited, or upset. [ ] I collect/collected comic books [x] I shut others out when I'm sad/mad [x] I've stayed out all night. [ ] I open up to others easily. [ ] I am keeping a secret from the world. [ ] I watch the news (sometimes) [ ] I love Disney movies. [ ] I dont kill bugs [x] I've slipped and fell in public. [x] I've slipped out a "lol" in a real conversation [ ] I love Spam [ ] I bake well. [ ] I have worn pajamas to school [x] I want a better job [x] I have talked on the phone for 6+ hours [ ] I love Dr. Phil. [ ] I like multiple people [ ] I am guilty of tYpInG lIkE tHiS. [x] I am kinda self-conscious. [x] I love to laugh. [x] I have tried alcohol [x] I drink alcohol on a (somewhat) regular basis. [x] I have tried a cigarette. [x] I have smoked a pack in one day. [ ] I loved Lord of the Flies. [x] I have cough drops when I'm not sick. [ ] I can't swallow pills. [ ] I have a

This Made Me Proud
My brother-inlaw is in the Army and was able to come home for a week to see his son be born lastweek. Well he had to be at the airport yesterday to fly back. He was bummed because he doesnt get to see his son grow up for awhile and was drinking a drink at the bar. This lady came up to him and starting asking him all these questions since he was in his uniform. He got on the plane and the flight attendant came up and said can you come with me. He though damn what did I do now. Well they brought him to first class and the lady at the bar gave him her first class seat and she flew in his coach seat. Then the pilot came across the intercom and said they have a US Army soldier on board and we wanna thank him for his service. THe whole plan applauded. He was so touched he started to cry because he was having such a tough time not being with his son and this brought his spirits up. When I found out it gave me chills because it is so awesome when our nation shows respect and doesnt forget our

I'm Back, Weeee
Not like anyone really cares, but yeah. I kinda missed this place, and serves me right for doing something sweet. Twas the right thing to do at the time, but that's all over now, and I'm here to have some fun again. So yey hugs for me

For Psychorainstorm And All The Non-cornflake Girls
Cornflake Girl By Tori Amos Never was a cornflake girl Thought that was a good solution Hanging with the raisin girls She's gone to the other side Givin us a yo heave ho Things are getting kind of gross And I go at sleepy time This is not really happening You bet your life it is Peel out the watchword Just peel out the watchword She knows what's goin on Seems we got a cheaper feel now All the sweetcaze are gone Gone to the other side With my encyclopedia They musta paid her a nice price She's putting on her string bean love This is not really happening You bet your life it is Peal our the watchword Just peel out the watchword Never was a cornflake girl Thought that was a good solution Rabbit where'd you put the keys girl And the man with the golden gun thinks he knows so much Thinks he knows so much Rabbit where'd you put the keys girl Get this widget | Track details |eSnips Social DNA

Damn
You know something? I was just in a mumm that was posted by a deaf chick. Of course, her being deaf had nothing to do with what the problem was. She just mentioned it in the wrong way. There were some nasty fucking comments about the deafness.... as in " just in: deaf people have no feelings." and it.. pisses.. me.. the ... fuck.. off... According to the National Technical Institute for the Deaf (NTID) that 90% of the deaf and hard of hearing never make it past 8th grade intelligence? 8th grade maturity? Even though the intelligence and capability is there? The the deaf and hard of hearing are more prejudiced against then black, Hispanics and gays combined? That most of them are ushered into "special schools" where they are shut off from society? Or "special communities" made "just for them?" This is what the school had told me when I was there. In a lot of ways, they are raised separately from the "normal society," and do not get the benefits that the rest get. In many w

Fuck Men
That’s right. I’m going gay. I have just about enough of men. I’m tired of promises. I’m tired of “hey…. I’ll call you” and then nothing. I’m tired of “hey… call me” and when I do… nothing. I’m tired of you blanking on me. I’m tired of you emotionally retreating. I’m tired of the games that you play. I’m tired of it. I’m tired of you. Perhaps I’m asking too much. Perhaps it’s unrealistic of me to think that hey when someone says they’re gonna do something …. they do. Perhaps I need to change. Perhaps I need to start blanking on you. Start ignoring you. Start emotionally withdrawing from you. Perhaps that will give you what you want cause I’m obviously not it as I am.

Quick Note About Logging Out
I've found that if I don't click logout twice in succession (the second time from the page the first sends me to, I think), I'm very often still logged in. (I'm not sure whether this is also true with-respect-to going to http://fubar.com/logout.php directly, but I suspect it is...)

A Long Read..but Very Funny
TO: MR. JAMES THATCHER > > BRAND MANAGER, PROCTER & GAMBLE > > Dear Mr. Thatcher > > I have been a loyal user of your Always maxi pads for over 20 years, and > I appreciate many of their features. Why, without the LeakGuard Core(tm) > or Dri-Weave(tm) absorbency, I'd probably never go horse riding or salsa > dancing, and I'd certainly steer clear of running up and down the beach > in tight, white shorts. But my favorite feature has to be your > revolutionary Flexi-Wings. Kudos on being the only company smart enough > to realise how crucial it is that maxi pads be aerodynamic. I can't tell > you how safe and secure I feel each month knowing there's a little F-16 > in my pants. > > Have you ever had a menstrual period, Mr. Thatcher? Ever suffered from > 'the curse'? I'm guessing you haven't. Well, my 'time of the month' is > starting right now. As I type, I can already feel hormonal forces > violently surging through my body. Just a few minutes from now, my body >

Deja Vu Strikes Hard.
My past is literally catching up with me. I'm not sure what to think, or feel, or make of the situation. My past is normally left behind. No looking back. What's done is done, so to speak. So why now? Why come stare at me in the face over 10 years later? It wasn't a bad memory. Just very confusing and difficult. There was no anger, or sadness. Nothing really that requires a do-over. But there it is, right in front of me. Blazing, blatant and very real. This is new to me. I'm not sure how I am supposed to react. Times have changed, people have changed. But there is still that sameness that is hard for me. It casts a shadow over what could be. My mind is elsewhere on a mission. Not so convinced I want to veer away from that. One thing at a time, I'll sort it out. I'm in control of everything I hold dear. Right here, right now, I'm good. Maintaining a low freak out level. I guess I just sit back and watch the show. Cool.

It Irks Me....
For those of you not aware.... *Stands up* Hi my name is Craig and I am a man whore. I have dated a large amount of women in my life. I am on good terms with most of them. And still talk to on a regular and semi-regular basis with about 20% of them. Yes I know what some of you are thinking....how does that work. Well I don't understand it myself. I have a pretty solid ego. I love myself (sometimes 3 times a day LOL) and I suppose I project that. I guess that attracts women. Who knows, I gave up trying to understand you people awhile ago. All that being said.... It irks me beyond words when (Wait not beyond words since I am going to now toss a bunch at you) somebody that I allow to be a part of my life and spend hours and hours explaining who and what I am. How I will react to situations and that while I may be a man whore I do have a code of morals that I live by. Sure they may not be the same as yours but they work for me. I am a generally nice person. I bend over ba

Morphs For Giggles
Love to see what others can do with morphs so for giggles and a token of my appreciation anyone interested in morphing pics letting my pics open to all using one of my pics morph it into whatever you feel my personality is and will return the love in the form of a gift to you for the work. Can't wait to see what can be done !!! Hugs

Friends In Low Places
i was just thinking about how for years i missed jamie g & amber & brandi so bad... i'd have a dream about one of them & be so sad that we weren't friends anymore cos they weren't in my life....& i had no idea where they were & it sucked cos we were all so close. then last year i got to hang out with jamie g. cos she was with josh & josh is one of (my husband) jamie's best friends....it was cool to hang out with her but everything that i DIDN'T like about her when we were younger started to reappear....she's just so .....LIKE HER MOM. back stabbing & two faced & i dunno......things that i thought i imagined when i was younger. i thought she was being a bitch & i thought she was being manipulative when we were teenagers but she somehow convinced me i was just imagining it. i believed she was my best friend & wouldn't betray or abandon me but she did it all the time. she always ditched me for boys & told me about her sex life but never wanted to hear about my experiences or my problems.

Enough Is Enough....
OK, so I decided to post this here, partly as a rant and venting of my ire, partly because I thought it was well written-enough to share. Partly because the Fubar audience is an appropriate place to post things like this. Sorry in advance if it's too long. I'm a windy bastard... A little background: My ex-wife of 17 years, who unbeknownst to me has surreptitiously been reading my Myspace page blogs about my affair with a woman (Christy) 20 years younger then me (no I won't elaborate. If you want to read the whole tragic story go to my Myspace page and read the blogs. The link is in my profile here), decided she would finally end her silence and spew her God-inspired wrath upon me, calling me a sinner and all sorts of crap. She made reference in the first letter to her being pregnant by me with triplets after we had separated and that I had no compassion for the loss of those babies. As you will see from my eventual response, such was not the case. Her first letter is first,

Love Vs. Sex
In our society the term "making love" has been used by countless people to describe having sex. When people are "looking for love" they are typically looking for sex. When I was younger I thought the ultimate expression of love was to have sex with my girlfriend. Well here's a news flash. Sex does not equal love. You do not show someone how much you love them by having sex with them. No sir! You show someone how much you love them by being there for them, no matter what. By giving of your time, attention, and whatever else is required of you and asking nothing in return. That is love. The physical act of sex might in some cases be an expression of your love, but it is by no means an act of love. Men and women need to realize that without love and friendship there can be no relationship. If all you have is lust and sex, your screwed. Because when that fades, and it will, you won't have anything to fall back on. If, however, you built your relationship on friendship, trust,

Which Are You???
You are 77% Witch or Wizard! You are more white than black, seeing knowledge as something that could be dangerous in the wrong hands. You could be the protector we need.What type of Witch or Wizard are you?Create a Quiz

Concert
This is a blog from my myspace...but it a good one. I thought I would share.... OMFG..... YEAH I went to see Blue October at the vogue last night in Indy... is you jealous???? ..lol .....It was a journey..... Let me tell you..... Well I heard Blue October was coming to town.... and I didn't have anyone to go with me..... and I was telling my friend Amber and she was like I will go... so I was like Sweet... so we got our tickets.... and I got a sitter all lined up... and everything was set ... until the night before the show.. the weather man proceeded to tell Indiana that shit loads of the white stuff ( snow) was going to be falling upon us in the afternoon the next day.... and I was like great.... but I prayed and prayed I asked God to hold off until I was back home safe in my bed....but if he couldn't stop it please let us have a safe trip... and I was telling everyone to pray for us.... I work 3rd and I went to bed at 11 and Amber called and woke me up after 2 sometime..

Finally A Break !!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm sooooo excited to say that I finally got a break and am starting a new job on Monday..... I took the day off from work today to go a talk to an old co-worker of mine..... about a job ..... and what do you know.... he's asks if I wanna start on monday.... So we talk money..... I say one thing... he's says another.... I tell him I'll let him know later on in the day... he calls me on the way home and gives me more money than he was gonna give me before.... I actually got something I wanted for once... So I'm gonna quit my job tomorrow and take an extended weekend to start my "new job" on Monday... I have a very good feeling about this.... Its a small company with lots of room to grow...I can be the supervisor of my department in no time... and apparently the money is endless... So I'm excited because I'm gonna have something challenging (again), it's gonna be in the same state as I live in, I get paid more than I did and it's closer to home..... Yea for me !!!!!!!!

Words Of Wisdom
Words Of Wisdom Just Looking For Some Peace So live your life so the fear of death can never enter your heart. Trouble no one about their religion; respect others in their views, and demand that they respect yours. Love your life, perfect your life, beautify all things in your life. Seek to make your life long and of service to your people. Prepare a noble death song for the day when you go over the great divide. Always give a word or sign of salute when meeting or passing a stranger if in a lonely place. Show respect to all people, but grovel to none. When you arise in the morning, give thanks for the light, for your life and strength. Give thanks for your food and for the joy of living. If you see no reason for giving thanks, the fault lies in yourself. Touch not the poisonous firewater that makes wise ones turn to fools and robs them of their visions. When your time comes to die, be not like those whose hearts are filled with fear of death, so that when their time co

Calling All Bombers
Calling All Bombers, I know you are out there. Our girl K-Rioh needs our help in Thomas Clevage contest. Peggy Sue has given the go ahead to bomb her so lets get to bombing. Here is the direct link to her page. Please make sure that you add, fan, and rate Thomas before you start bombing. Thanks, Tiggerbear2007

Bush In Primary School
GEORGE BUSH GOES TO A PRIMARY SCHOOL TO TALK ABOUT THE WAR. AFTER HIS TALK HE OFFERS QUESTION TIME.ONE LITTLE BOY PUTS UP HIS HAND AND GEORGE ASKS HIM WHAT IS YOUR NAME IS. "BOB". AND WHAT IS YOUR QUESTION, BOB? I HAVE 3 QUESTIONS. FIRST,WHY DID THE USA INVADE IRAQ WITHOUT THE SUPPORT OF THE UN? SECOND,WHY ARE YOU PRESIDENT WHEN AL GORE GOT MORE VOTES? AND THIRD,WHAT HAPPENED TO OSAMA BIN LADEN? JUST THEN THE BELL RINGS FOR RECESS. GEORGE BUSH INFORMS THE KIDDIES THAT THEY WILL CONTINUE AFTER RECESS. WHEN THEY RESUME GEORGE SAY,OK WHERE WERE WE? OH THAT,S RIGHT.......... QUESTION TIME. WHO HAS A QUESTION? A DIFFERENT LITTLE BOY PUTS UP HIS HAND. GEORGE POINTS HIM OUT AND ASKS HIM WHAT HIS NAME IS? "STEVE" AND WHAT IS YOUR QUESTION STEVE? I HAVE 5 QUESTIONS. FIRST,WHY DID THE USA INVADE IRAQ WITHOUT THE SUPPORT OF UN? SECOND,WHY ARE YOU PRESIDENT WHEN AL GOR

Desolate Heart
i sit here and stare at this blank page emotions are empty even of rage simple desolation eating my heart wearing my soul nowhere to start life is a burden dying a sin i have no beginning and nowhere to end you said you love me impassioned and true you would die for me and be born anew so where is this love when you're gone from my sight my world's upside down my day turned to night i hate and i hurt and i weep bloody tears no longer can hold off all of the fears you said you loved me i believed what you said u'd die for my love now i'm simply dead. inside my heart it beats no more dusty and frozen straight thru to the core. wow..can we say Drama Queen? lolol..this is old...written years back... guess u can figure out why...lol...

The Guy For Me
When she walks away from you mad [ Follow her ] When she stare's at your mouth [ Kiss her ] When she pushes you or hit's you [ Grab her and dont let go ] When she start's cussing at you [ Kiss her and tell her you love her ] When she's quiet [ Ask her whats wrong ] When she ignore's you [ Give her your attention ] When she pull's away [ Pull her back ] When you see her at her worst [ Tell her she's beautiful ] When you see her start crying [Just hold her and dont say a word and after a moment console her the right way] When you see her walking [ Sneak up and hug her waist from behind ] When she's scared [ Protect her ] When she lay's her head on your shoulder [ Tilt her head up and kiss her ] When she steal's your favorite hat [ Let her keep it] When she tease's you [ Tease her back and make her laugh ] When she doesnt answer for a long time [ reassure her that everything is okay ] When she look's at you with doubt [ Back you

World Of Darkness
Why is it so Dark and Cold? Why am I feeling so Lonely? Why am I even here in this place? Where is this place? What is this place? And why is it so Dark here? I'm so Cold and Lonely Sitting here in the Dark Wondering where you are Why are we Apart Why can't it be so That we can hold each other Why am I cursed to be Alone Forever in this Place and World Of total Loneliness and Darkness Cant I come and be with you Cant i feel the joy and Love Of walking by your side in the Light Or am I forever Cursed To remain in the shadows In the world of Darkness wrote 9~30~07

Make Money Doing Surveys Online
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Public Speaking
Public speaking is the number one fear of the majority of adults-it even ranks higher than death! The result is that dreams of this sort are common. Rarely are they nightmares, but rather dreams of scrutiny and overcoming. Often the occasion of the speaking or the audience members will suggest something to you about an area of your life where people are looking too closely for your comfort. Another version of this is the public speaking dream where the topic or attire is totally inappropriate for the dreamer's context. This dream is similar to the nudity dream in that exposure and inadequacy are themes in the dream. The dream may be an attempt to expose a weakness that you are covering up. Was the nature of your public appearance absurd, or did it somehow fit logically with your waking life? Did you feel a sense of high anxiety during the situation, or were you calm and forthright?

This Is What Some Dude Sent Me How Random!!!! Lmmfao
sanchristo...: Hi, i am 30 m from germany. i get turned on, when i am wearing button down shirts, rubber pants, my selfmade plastic wear or a suit of plastic wrap. i wanna show my fetishism to other people. OK IM ROLLINNNNNNNN... PLASTIC WRAP? I MEAN HOW RANDOM CAN U GET ON FUBAR?!

Wow
Just wanted to put a blog up about married life, it's wonderful.....really it is. Yeah we fight but it's never anything serious....that's how we know it's great. He really does everything for me, he's the best. I do what I can for him and that's how it's supposed to be. He's my baby and i'm his...we've got it good.

Ohne Dich (without You)
I'm going to go into the fir trees There where I last saw her But the evening is throwing a cloth upon the land and upon the ways behind the edge of the forest And the forest it is so black and empty Woe is me, oh woe And the birds sing no more Without you I cannot be Without you With you I am alone too Without you Without you I count the hours without you With you the seconds stand still They aren't worth it On the branches in the ditches it's now silent and without life And breathing becomes oh so hard for me Woe is me, oh woe And the birds sing no more Without you I cannot be Without you With you I am alone too Without you Without you I count the hours without you With you the seconds stand still They aren't worth it without you

How To Take Your Business To The Next Level
Expect the best and you free yourself from thoughts of failure. This freedom will allow you to put all your energy into achieving everything you desire. If you expect to fail, then you inevitably will. However, if you expect to succeed, then the sky is the limit... Success is a combination of skill and belief. Use the following guidelines to release your doubts and succeed at every endeavour you undertake .-------------------------- In a hurry? Visit http://www.hypnoticinstantprofits.com/freemp3/?a=348 today and claim your self hypnosis mp3... at no cost -------------------------- Let go of doubt and truly expect the best possible outcome. The mind has a sneaky way of achieving what it views as fact. If you firmly believe in the best outcome, your mind will automatically lead you to achieving that outcome.To help with this process, visualize your success in full color with Dolby surround sound. The more detail you see and the more emotion you feel, the more you strengthen y

Exactly What To Say When You First Meet A Woman
There is ONE dating skill that will *very* easily double, triple, or even quadruple your success with women... and I'm not kidding. I'm talking about the skill of APPROACHING WOMEN. When you have the ability to approach a woman and start a conversation with her, you IMMEDIATELY begin meeting more women every weekend that most men will meet in SIX MONTHS. Because this skill is so important, I created an in-depth program designed to teach any man not only how to approach a woman in any situation... but do so in a way that: 1. Practically eliminates ALL chance of rejection 2. Lays the groundwork for natural conversation, killing any "awkward" moments 3. Gets her to not only have a conversation with you... but feel ATTRACTION for you with in the first minutes and even SECONDS of approaching her My "Approaching Women" program is right here: http://www.DatingTechniques.com/e/17842/ApproachingWomen/?cid=ZZZ3Z4&lid=1 While this program

Things Come 360
Have ya ever been alone , reading something so off the wall and stupid that you find yourself talking like you were at the bar with all your friends, all in agreement... then ya snap out of it, lookin around to see an empty room... I did exactly that when I read the following article..... NEW YORK – Dale Earnhardt Jr. left Kyle Busch a message this week, presumably to apologize for wrecking him last week at Kansas Speedway. The two have yet to connect, but it's little consolation to Busch, anyway. He was in the thick of the race for the Nextel Cup title before the accident, but now sits sixth in the standings after his 41st-place finish. ''He left me a message, but his number is blocked and he didn't tell me how to get in touch with him,'' Busch said. ''It's pretty hard to swallow to be totally wrecked like that by the guy who is taking your job next season, and it really hurt us in the Chase. It's done now, nothing you can do, but I don't feel real good about it.'' B

Just A Biker
I saw you hug your purse closer to you in the grocery store line. But you didn't see me put an extra $10.00 in the collection plate last Sunday. I saw you pull your child closer when we passed each other on the sidewalk. But you didn't see me playing Santa at the local mall. I saw you change your mind about going into the restaurant. But you didn't see me attending a meeting to raise more money for the hurricane relief. I saw you roll up your window and shake your head when I drove by. But you didn't see me driving behind you when you flicked your cigarette butt out the car window. I saw you frown at me when I smiled at your children. But you didn 't see me when I took time off from work to run toys to the homeless. I saw you stare at my long hair. But you didn't see me and my friends cut ten inches off for Locks of Love. I saw you roll your eyes at our leather coats and gloves. But you didn't see me and my brothers donate our old coats and gloves to those that

Afternoon Passion
Afternoon Passion by Erotic_intelligence © Their time together whether it was on the phone or talking on line were like brief pauses in the routine of life. Steady and sure, their conversations turned so deeply erotic it always left them breathless. The tension of the days melted in those conversations as their voices softened and they were able to guide each other into a warm state of being. Their hands would roam while listening to the guidance of the other and soon a climax would erupt for both of them, reminding them both of the simplest comfort in life, the intimacy of another person. It is phenomenal that two people who live hours apart can share intimacy. It is a testament to the complexity of the human mind that two people can come together so intimately yet live so far apart. They shared all the little details of their lives and listened when things felt sour around them. They sought out brightness in the world when the routine would feel dark. They helped each other t

All Mine
All Mine by Andy69e © Pulling aside her knickers I caught site of her perfect pink pussy. I had seen Kate so many times, had imagined what she looked like underneath her clothes, and now I found a thin delicate line reaching up towards a small patch of dark curly hair. I looked up at her, her small pert breasts gently rising and falling with sleeping breath, eyes closed, dreaming in twisted drunk images and visuals. Her mouth hang open slightly, caught how she had collapsed with arms flailing and legs giving way beneath her. It had not taken much for her to get drunk. Vodka and beer quite a combination of intoxicants. At nineteen, Kate was in full womanhood. Skinny with long slender legs and small ample breasts, she had an ass you could lose yourself in for days. I had watched her saying goodbye to her parents as they filled the car with suitcases. Another holiday in the sun. I had watched her like I had always watched her; with fascination and lust, mentally undressing her and

Where The Does The Heart Lye......
I lay awake at night tossing and turn think of where does our hearts lye between us.... I toss and I turn thinking does your heart feel the same way mine does are our feelings so deep for one another that we can't stand living without each other and each other love that feels so right when we are together .... I always wait to ly next to you and feel your arms wrapped around me making me feel so safe and make me feel like I'm where I belong ..... everyday I always want to ask you where does your heart lye?

Michael My Love!
Oh lucky me! I get to go to Michigan again next month to see my man! I am so excited! I can't wait to see him, touch him, kiss him, and whatever else happens again and again and again! HE HE! I have to take my Yorkie with me this time... I hope no one kills him, cause he is soooo annoying! Wish me luck! God, I want to move him here with me ASAP!! I love you Michael, you sexy, bald FUCKER! Mmmmmmmm!

My Profile
hey people i will be deleting my profile on here within the next few days, i just dont care to have it anymore, for those of you that still want to stay in touch let me know and i will give you my personal e-mail. take care and god bless each and every one of you tim

My Stash
Hello. I understand that it will take years for people to really view all of my stash iteams. however I would like to say that all of the songs/ vidoes are facet's of me. I will add to it as I come accrossed things that are truly reminecent of me. If you like something or have any questions please let me know. ( I also take sugestions LOL)

Welcome ~dj Pj~car~tdn~c0 0wner~guardians Of Shangri La~fubar Hb Tattoogirl & Rl Hubby~
Lets add him and welcome him to the family. ~dj PJ~CAR~TDN~C0 0wner~GUARDIANS OF SHANGRI LA~fubar HB Tattoogirl & RL HUBBY~'Slap Happy Bombe@ fubar Thanks, BlaZe

Took Long Enough
Well it's been awhile since I posted the "Night Exchange" but finally I am getting around to it :) (and I apologize in advance I don't always do spell check or grammar check. lol I write as fast as I think. So please...forgive my spelling etc....) I don't think this entry is NSFW but I'll mark it as such. Just in case Firstly, I will be introducing my friends to everyone. Keep in mind, I will not/cannot add actual pictures or names of my old friends. So I have found celebrities that I believe truly represent them :) Jay,is out main woman here. When we first meet her, she's 18. She's a college student and is somewhat naive. Although she's attractive, she is shy and hesitant about getting to close to men....and oh yeah she's a virgin, well at least at the beginning of the story. She's tall, tan and looks a lot like... Next is Jemma. She is Jay's partner in crime. She is 19 and also a college student (that is how they met). Unlike Jay she's more sure of herself when it comes

Check Out My Friends Awesome Giveaway And Contest
******* HAPPY HOUR GIVEAWAY / CONTEST PLUS MORE / ALL OUT WAR ******* Im going to be hosting yet another contest: The Rules: This is a comment bombing contest ****FYI: Absolutely NO blasting or scripting. (these are the easiest to pick out and will be monitored. Violators will be disqualified without notice)**** SELF-BOMBING IS ALLOWED AND ENCOURAGED A minimum of 20 entries will be needed (No NSFW pics) The first to 80,000 comments wins a Happy Hour After the Happy Hour is won that contestant will be removed and the remaining contestants will battle for the next prize The next to reach 55,000 comments will receive a 30-day blast If there is more than one over 55,000 then the one with the most over 55,000 will take home the 30-day blast The others over 55,000 will take the next prize down (1-month VIP OR 7-day Blast) which of those only 2 exist The minimum for either of the 2 7-day blasts requires 45,000 comments or more. After the prizes are wo

Ticked Off
Damn, another shark event and I can't go. I just went last month and can't affored to go again this month. This really ticks me off that I am not rich! Moving down to the gulf is not an option just yet. I need to find a rich buddy that has a plane something that likes to shark fish too, and we just fly down every chance we get. That might work!

I Hate Haters
Why is it that skinny ass bitches can have pics in their bras and panties (if that much clothing) yet I post pics in my corsets and they get marked NSFW? Don't hate on me because I'm hotter than you. Don't hate on me because my tits are bigger than yours. Don't hate on me period.... stupid ass bitches.

More Poetry I've Writen :)
A new life is there, You hear Her now, She was always there, and You're forever changed. So listen to Diana, and accept Her love. Hoard not Her gifts : feeling, renewal, music. A new life is there, You see Him now, He was always there, and you're forever changed. So look to Apollo, and receive His light. Hoard not His gifts : healing, growth, joy. A new life is there, Your hands reach it now, It was always there, and You're forever changed. So touch the earth, and partake of it's sustenance. Hoard not it's gifts : body, green, silence. A new life is there, You soar with it now, It was always there, and You're forever changed. So breathe in the air and gather the wind. Hoard not it's gifts : mind, dreams, empathy. A new life is there, You're warmed by it now, It was always there, and You're forever changed. So build the flame and brave it's heat. Hoard not it's gifts : spirit, will, energy. A new life is the

I'm Getting Married!!!!
That's Right Folks! We're Tying the Knot!Saturday, October 20th 2007Which is also Sweetest Day1pm @ Our Place Myspace GraphicsSimple, Potluck, Hippie WeddingNothing Complicated AllowedYou Know Who You AreYou Know What To Do

The Way Of Man
The Why's of Men 1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX? (because they are plugged into a genius) 2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX? (they don't have enough time) 3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG? (they don't stop to ask directions) 4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS? (because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock) (You're laughing, aren't you?!?!) 5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS? (so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties) 6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN? (you need a rough draft before you make a final copy) 7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN? (don't know.....it never happened) ( C'mon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes!) And the personal favorite: 8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH? (because a vibrator can't mow the lawn) Remember, if you haven't got a smile on your face and laughter in your heart...Then you are

A True Bf Would
A True Boyfriend would - Leave her sweet texts to wake up to - Sneak up behind her - Grab her by the waist - Do everything to make her smile - never ignore her - Always make her laugh - tell her shes beautiful not sexy - tell her she has amazing eyes - when your friends walk by say this is my girlfriend - Say i love you to her face not JUST over the phone - if shes sad take her in your arms and tell her everything will be okay - NEVER cheat on her - kiss her on the forehead - when you walk with her walk slowly. - Tickle her even when she says stop - Dont say i love you Unless you Mean It. - listen to her when she talks - tell her your secrets. - protect her. - DON'T even cheat on your girlfriend no matter how drunk you are...( you know who you are)

What's Your Kinky Turn On???
What's Your Kinky Turn On?created with QuizFarm.comYou scored as Biting When it comes to being kinky, your biggest turn on is biting. You love the ectasy of teeth sinking into your flesh, and are probably willing to return the favor. Sex just isn't sex without using your teeth.Biting92% Chains/Handcuffs92% Bondage67% Blind Folds33% Blood33% Whips25%

Love Quotes
Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. It is not rude, it is not self-seeking. It is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs. Love does not delight in evil, but rejoices with the truth. It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres. Love never fails. Bible ~I Corinthians 13:4-8~ "Perfect love is rare indeed - for to be a lover will require that you continually have the subtlety of the very wise, the flexibility of the child, the sensitivity of the artist, the understanding of the philosopher, the acceptance of the saint, the tolerance of the scholar and the fortitude of the certain." ~Leo Buscaglia~ There is no difficulty that enough love will not conquer; no disease that enough love will not heal; no door that enough love will not open; no gulf that enough love will not bridge; no wall that enough love will not throw down; no sin that enough love will not redeem...

Lol
A 10 year old boy was watching a movie on the couch with his mom when an adult scene came up he asked her "Mom,what are they doing"?She replied "they're baking a cake". The next day she took him to the zoo,and when they walked by thew monkey cage 2 monkeys were mating.The boy asked"Mom,what are they doing"?She again replied"they are baking a cake".The boy asked "like you and daddy baked a cake last night"?"How do you know about that"she asked him. He answered"this morning I went into your room and licked the icing off the bed".

My Life ...
For those who don't know that much about me..here it goes...The first thing I usually tell someone about myself is my children because they are my world! My oldest son, Robert, is 12 and will be 13 yrs old in Feb...He is a very bright little boys- gifted and talented art in school, learning drums- he has a good heart...Joseph is 11 yrs old and alot like ME..he is shy, keeps to himself alot by choice- struggles in school because of attention issues..has a HEART OF GOLD...he is the type of child that will give you the last piece of food he has even if he was starving..he's an angel! He was born a few weeks early with the cord wrapped around his neck twice, he was purple in color and wasn't breathing well...I thank GOD he was born early or he wouldn't be here right now...Matthew Dylan is 10 yrs old and lives up to his name~! He is a hell on wheels type of boy..he faces any challenge head on! He does pretty good in school but would rather be out in the mud playing- a typical boy eh? He is

I Want A Man Like This.....(know Anyone?)
Body: If i dont call you [ Its because im waiting for you to call me ] When i walk away from you mad [ Follow me ] When i stare at your mouth [ Kiss me ] When i push you or hit you [ Grab me and dont let go ] When i start cussing at you [ Kiss me and tell me you love me ] When im quiet [ Ask me whats wrong ] When I ignore you [ Give me your attention ] When i pull away [ Pull me back ] When you see me at my worst [ Tell me im beautiful ] When you see me start crying [Just hold me and dont say a word ] When you see me walking [ Sneak up and hug my waist from behind ] When im scared [ Protect me ] When i lay my head on your shoulder [ Tilt my head up and kiss me ] When i steal your favorite hat [ Let me keep it and sleep with it for a night] When i tease you [ Tease me back and make me laugh ] When i dont answer for a long time [ reassure me that everything is okay ] When i look at you with doubt [ Back yourself up ] Whe

Friendships
Life is a garden, Good friends are the flowers and time spent together life's happiest hours... And friendship like flowers, blooms ever more fair... when carefully tended by dear friends who care. ~Helen Steiner Rice~ A true friend is one soul in two bodies. ~Aristotle BC 384-322~ He who has a thousand friends has not a friend to spare, And he who has one enemy will meet him everywhere. ~Ralph Waldo Emerson ~ Hold a true friend with both your hands. -- ~Nigerian Proverb~ One who looks for a friend without faults will have none~ ~ Hasidic Saying~ Friendship doubles our joy and divides our grief. ~ Swedish proverb~

Thursday Links: Sound Byte Contest Continues, Ralphie May, Pat Cooper Videos Online, New Photos Online, New Videos Online
LISTEN TO TODAY'S SHOW ON AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST) Happy (perv news, male camel toe, phone call, fun fact) ThursDEE, boys and girls! We have a heck of a show for ya this morning. Comedian Ralphie May will be checking in to promote his gig at The Strand in Lakewood, NJ. We're also continuing with EROCKTOBER in celebration of our own EROCK, who likes to pee on artwork. Opie and Jimmy Saw Chazz Palminterri's one-man version of A Bronx Tale on Broadway last night, and they loved it. Want to see it? Get Your Tickets NOW! WIN $1000 A DAY WITH O&A: Every day, for about a month, the Opie and Anthony Show is going to give away ONE THOUSAND DOLLARS to a lucky listener. Here's what you do: 1. Listen between 7am and 7:30am for the sound of the day 2. Today's sound is Suzyn Waldman - 'Goodness Gracious' 3. be the 10th caller to 1-866-212-OandA 4. That's it. Pretty simple. Try not to fuck it up. Hey, who wants to watch grown men burping, farting, picking their noses,

Things Kids Say
A Wise Little Girl... A certain little girl when asked her name, would reply, "I'm Mr. Sugarbrown's daughter." Her mother told her this was wrong, she must say, "I'm Jane Sugarbrown." When the minister spoke to her in Sunday School and said, "Aren't you Mr. Sugarbrown's daugher?" She replied, "I thought I was, but mother says I'm not." Too Rough... A little girl asked her mother, "Can I go outside and play with the boys?" Her mother replied, "No you may not play with the boys, they are too rough." The little girl thought about it for a few moments, and asked, "If I find a smooth one, can I play with him?" That Baby in There... For six weeks, a six year old little boy kept telling his first grade teacher about the baby brother or sister that was expected at his house. One day the mother allowed the boy to feel the movements of the unborn child. The six year old was obviously impressed, but made no comment. Furthermore, he stopped telling his teacher about the impend

Friday Links: Jerry Springer, Mike Rowe, Steve Carrell, Chazz Palminterri - Turn On Your Paltalk! New Boobs On Ratemywow, Sound Clip Contest Continue
LISTEN TO TODAY'S SHOW ON AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST) Happy FriDEE, boys and girlies, the Opie and Anthony Show is more like The Tonight Show this morning with all the guests we have coming in, so if there was EVER a day you should Turn On Your Paltalk, it's TODAY. Check out what we have going on: - Our buddy Jerry Springer is stopping by to hang with the show. - Our good friend Mike Rowe from Dirty Jobs is going to be stopping by. - The one and Only Steve Carrell will be stopping by to promote his new film Dan In Real Life. - Hollywood heavyweight Chazz Palminterri will be stopping by to promote his one-man version of A Bronx Tale on Broadway, which Opie and Jim saw the other day. Want to see it? Get Your Tickets NOW! Yeah, busy day... so if you haven't done so already to check out Baby Girl and Audball and their boobs... Turn On Your Paltalk and go to the Opie and Anthony LIVE room! WIN $1000 A DAY WITH O&A: Every day, for about a month, the Opie and Anthony Show

I Hate This Feeling
i hate feeling like a zombie, floating with no sense. i hate being something i'm not, pretending everything is okay. i hate not being who i am, conforming to what others want me to be. i hate not knowing where i'm at, where i'm going, who i'm with. i hate this feeling of not being free, i feel confined,constricted,bound.

This Is Really Nsfw
OK ( pulling out soap box and stepping up here) Now when I first joined way back when this was Lost Cherry and there were less than 50,000 of us and it was all FREE, this was an ADULT site. So what has happened?? Would someone please tell me WHY someone would join this site to be offended by nudity, cursing, discussing SEX, or other fun activities? So why can't a grown adult of over 18 not click on something that might offend their virgin little eyes? I have seen a ton of things in here that make me blush, but the way I see is is if I didn't want to see it I shouldn't have looked. People will ALWAYS be offended by something anything. You name it. Nudity, religion, drugs, smoking, drinking, bdsm, screwing, alternate life styles, and the list goes on. So the way I see it is this... #1- If you said you were 18 when you joined and something offended your little eyes - tough shit you LIAR!!! #2- If you checked the may show NSFW content box on your profile, you forfeit the right to fla

Saturday Is Mine..and Plantingas
I have to mention this again. I'm just so darn excited. I can blog blog and blog and no one will ever know!!!! Yay for fubar!!! Just got home from work. Super sleepy, but not too sleepy to delve into some good ol philosophy of religion (Specifically Plantinga) while listening to 12 Stones and misc other artists. The joy of living alone :) My Saturday is my Saturday. Peace

A Poem For You
Through the pain, through the sorrow, Know i'll still be here come tomorrow.... Anger, hate, disgust and shame, Those are trivial all the same..... He brought me to you, that God we love, Handed to you, this delicate dove..... He says to you, "Handle with care, This is the life you are meant to share...... Hold my hand, don't break my heart, If you do, death will surely start...... A bleeding heart could never heal, For that you'll always know how I feel..... Make my love your sanctity, My love is definite, lasting an eternity..... The deeper the love, the more we'll fear, Don't run away, my eyes will tear..... My one true love, that's who you are, Don't make me love you from afar.....

Banned From Wal-mart
This is why women should not take men shopping against their will. After Mr. and Mrs. Fenton retired, Mrs. Fenton insisted her husband accompany her on her trips to Wal-Mart. Unfortunately, Mr. Fenton was like most men--he found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunately, Mrs. Fenton was like most women--she loved to browse. One day Mrs. Fenton received the following letter from her local Wal-Mart. Dear Mrs. Fenton, Over the past six months, your husband has been causing quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and may be forced to ban both of you from the store. Our complaints against Mr. Fenton are listed below and are documented by our video surveillance cameras. 1. June 15: ! Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they weren't looking. 2 . July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to

Popcorn Stuffing
Here is a chicken recipe that also includes the use of popcorn as a stuffing - imagine that. When I found this recipe, I thought it was perfect for people like me, who ju st are not sure how to tell when poultry is thoroughly cooked, but not dried out. Give this a try. BAKED STUFFED CHICKEN 4 - 5 lb. Chicken 1 cup melted butter 1 cup stuffing (Pepperidge Farm is Good.) 1 cup uncooked popcorn (ORVILLE REDENBACHER'S LOW FAT) Salt/pepper to taste Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Brush chicken well with melted butter salt, and pepper. Fill cavity with stuffing and popcorn. Place in baking pan with the neck end toward the back of the oven. Listen for the popping sounds. When the chicken's ass blows the oven door open and the chicken flies across the room, it's done. And, you thought I couldn't cook... ********************************************************* This is from... Kristin@ fubar Plz Go Show Her Some Love

Bucs Mma Fight Of The Week. Ufc 40- Vendetta- Light Heavyweight Title- Tito Ortiz Vs Ken Shamrock
Bucs thoughts on this fight....... "WOW!!! Main event type it indeed is. This would have been chuck vs tito 1 if they had agreed to do the fight, but The rivalry between Shamrock & ortiz is very well Documented. I am a fan of both fighters. They were the reason why i got into MMA. Both are legends. Both are icons. Both are my mma heroes aside Vitor Belfort & randy Couture. This i believed would have ended quickly, but much to my liking- it was a solid match. Shamrocks worse beating EVER!!! I wanted Shamrock to win ,but i liked tito too. It was a heart splitting match for me & i believe this put the UFC on the radar. Great Match!!! Enjoy all!!! Oh my god you killed kenny!!Add to My Profile | More Videos

Teeth
Dreams about teeth and losing teeth are common. Often the dream is troubling, although it does not contain the same fear or anxiety as a nightmare. In the dream, the teeth often are a concern only to the dreamer. Other characters in the dream either do not notice, or do not care, about the loose teeth. A 19-year-old woman reports: I am in the bedroom combing my hair. A guy comes in and asks me if I am in a relationship. I say no. Then, he asks me out on a date. I say yes. He is about to kiss me and I ask him to hold that thought for a second. I go to freshen up a bit. When I wipe my mouth, my teeth begin falling out! Every one I touch falls out. No bleeding, just empty spaces in my mouth. I go back out of the bathroom, concerned, but the guy doesn't notice. Meanwhile, I'm a wreck. In waking life, the woman reports feeling conflicted about ending a relationship with a man. She would like to renew it. Potential embarrassment is preventing her from doing so. Dreams of losing teeth

What Only The Stars Can See
A dragon’s lust Fueled by the stars Dances atop waves Offered by the Gods A dragon’s lust Woven in the heart of darkest night Lighting the moonless sky A sparkling sound to arouse the need To arouse the beast That roars in joy Towers of Fire spiraling in harmony Protected by the wind And envied by the soil Oh to watch Oh to feel Oh to hear the beating of the wings Take in the scent of thick scales Sweating in the passion As one more, one more begins to form The dragon’s lust Ever watchful of the distant evil Ever watchful of the cloudy sky But for tonight The dragon’s lust Will lie in peace As one more takes it place In a silent invisible world In which we only dream

What I Need Part 3
What I need is a female friend close to where I live. Even if it is a platonic relationship, it would still be nice. I would love to find someone who I can be great friends with, and be intimate with as well. It's getting depressing. I've been looking for a female for almost 4 years now. And I haven't even came close to getting a friend to hang out with, let alone anything more. I thought I had someone a couple years ago, but she ended up standing me up 2 or 3 times, and using her bf as her excuse. She claimed she was afraid her bf would leave if he found out she was interested in women...now what man is like that? Cuz I've sure as hell have never met one. I'm seriously thinking about giving up my search for good. I've tried dating sites, sex site, chat rooms, and sites like FUBAR and MYSPACE. Nothing, nada, zip. The only time I can seem to find an attractive female who is around my area, they are only interested in finding another female to join her and her boyfri

The Miracle Of Compounding
Their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked for $20, for their first lovemaking encounter. In his highly aroused state, her husband readily agreed. This scenario was repeated each time they made love, for the next 30 years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to afford new clothes and other incidentals that she needed. Arriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find her husband in a very drunken state Over the next few minutes, he explained That his company had gone through a process of corporate downsizing, and he had been let go - It was unlikely that at the age of 55, he'd be able to find another position that paid anywhere near what he'd been earning, and therefore, they were financially ruined. Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed thirty years of deposits and interest totaling nearly $ 1 million. Then, she showed him stock certificates issued by the bank which were worth over $ 2 million, and informed him

Come Check These Out
LITTLE SHOP OF HOROR AND LETS NOT FORGET OUR LOST LOVED ONES AND ONES NEEDING PRAYERS A RELAXING LOUNGE TO REMEMBER THEM everyone is welcome to add loved ones Memory Lounge of Lovely Ray,BabyJohnny&All Our Angels click on bird for lounge ANYONE WANTS TO ADD YOUR LOUNGE LET ME KNOW LETS GET IN LOUNGES AND ENJOY FRIENDS

Contest Updates
Contest Updates!!!!!! These Special People Want Help In Their Contests So Please Help Them With Rates, Comments and More Comments!! Starry (needs Help now) **Legal** (has a small lead) Lucy (needs 25k...10k more) Lovelyn (has a comfortable lead)

Thursday!
Heyyyyyyy Everybody! Just wishing you all a happy day :) Posting todays comment was a learning experince, Did you know if you make a fun pix (like the one one my comment today) at "Slide.Com" and dont log in to the site ... (it has a 'skip log-in' option) The photo you made and post, it doesnt show? (it just has a large spot like a reglar slide ... but its a link only?) Well, live & learn! I hope that helps someone down the line when they want to spruce up a comment & use 'slide' and copy the link -without- signing into the post! lol Well here's todays end result: I hope this comment finds you all well ... and signed in! *laughs* (see this with black background as it was intended here)

My First Contest!
I just entered my first contest!!! It isn't open yet but as soon as it is I will post another blog. Hopefully everyone will help me out!!! I have never entered a contest yet and would love to come out swinging and win right off the bat. The first person to reach 10,000 photo comments wins 1 Million FuBucks. I will post the link when it is open! PLEASE HELP ME EVERYONE!!

Helping Spread The Word About Some Texas Shredding Metal
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Newbie
Here I set staring in front of yet another, club. Fubar, Hmmm is this any better than My Space, Hi5 Tagged, Hmmm I don't know. The people here all seem pretty cool, some even like to show off their stuff (NSFW) I guess this is really cool, but is it really I mean I see this one pretty hot Racheldelicous or something like that she is hot, nice titts, another one my goodness plays with herself, it's all good. so I sign up, look around, so far so good, so here I am, I'll stick around for a while. for all you that read this I want to start a collection of NSFW send me what you got, cause I really want to see

I New Red Heads Were Neanderthals
Submitted by Waspie Dwarf: Some Neanderthals were probably redheads, a DNA study has shown. Writing in Science journal, a team of researchers extracted DNA from remains of two Neanderthals and retrieved part of an important gene called MC1R. In modern people, a change - or mutation - in this gene causes red hair, but, until now, no one knew what hair colour our extinct relatives had. By analysing a version of the gene in Neanderthals, scientists found that they also have sported fiery locks. "We found a variant of MC1R in Neanderthals which is not present in modern humans, but which causes an effect on the hair similar to that seen in modern redheads," said lead author Carles Lalueza-Fox, assistant professor in genetics at the University of Barcelona. Though once thought to have been our ancestors, the Neanderthals are now considered by many to be an evolutionary dead end. They appear in the fossil record about 400,000 years ago and, at their peak, these squat, physically powerful hunt

Never Forget The Love We Had
Comment Images - Comments Graphics SEE AT ONE POINT THAT WAS ALL TRUE BUT NOW I LOV YOU AS MY BESTFRIEND ....THERE MAY BE TIME WHERE I FEEL LIKE I NEED YOU BUT WHAT I NEED FROM YOU IS TO KNOW YOUR STILL GOIN BE IN MY LIFE AS MY FRIEND AS MY BESTFRIENDS. WE HAD GREAT AND BAD 6 MONTHS, BUT YOU STILL DO HAVE A PLACE IN MY HEART FROM WHERE YOU LEFT A MARK ON MY HEART. JUST KNOW IM ALWAY HERE FOR YOU NOMATTER WHAT.

Want Any Big Pimpin Gifts?
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Rainin In Paradize
Welcome to paradize (x2) today it's rainin (x4) Welcome to paradize today it's rainin Welcome to paradize today it's rainin Welcome to paradize today it's rainin Welcome to paradize today it's rainin in Zaire was no good place to be this world go crazy it's an atrocity in Congo still no good place to be them kill me buddy its a calamity go Masai go Masai be mellow go Masai go Masai be sharp go Masai go Masai be mellow go Masai go Masai be sharp in Monrovia This (is) no good place to be weapons go crazy it's an atrocity in Palestinia too much hypocrisy this world go crazy it's no fatality go Masai go Masai be mellow go Masai go Masai be sharp today it's rainin (x4) in paradize today it's rainin Welcome to paradize today it's rainin Welcome to paradize today it's rainin Welcome to paradize today it's rainin In Bagdad it's no democracy that's just because it's a US country In Fallujah too much calamity this world go

Cherished Friends
God must have known there would be times We'd need a word of cheer, Someone to praise a triumph Or brush away a tear. He must have known we'd need to share The joy of "little things" In order to appreciate The happiness life brings. I think He knew our troubled hearts Would sometimes throb with pain, At trials and misfortunes, Or goals we can't attain. He knew we'd need the comfort Of an understanding heart To give us strength and courage To make a fresh, new start. He knew we'd need companionship, Unselfish... lasting... true, And so God answered the heart's great need With cherished friends... like you!

I Played U 2
Roses R Red Violets R 2 I'm still in love but not wit u You'll tell ur boys u played me like a bit*h I'll tell my girls u had a little a*s di*k U thought u played me but it wasnt tru Well guess what mutha fu*ka I played u too

Another Poem
I think about you night and day. Morning and night always the same way. Woundering, thinking, wishing, and hoping these are the things i do everyday. I say I love you but how do you know? Love is more than a word. It is a special name, an action, a feeling, a special phone call and much much more.... Love is more than a word... It is a special name. I am a little giggle box and blush when i am called that. Special name is something between us. No one else shares love like ours. Special names add to the mix and help passion and desire build. Love is more than a word... it is an action... Like walking through the rain getting drenched just to say hi. Risking getting sick to talk to that someone special. You make me blush, you make me see just how much you love me. Love is an action like buying a cd for one song because you wanted it. Love is more than a word, it is a feeling... When i talk to you, I have a feeling that is new. I get tingly and warm and some

Teenagers
Band : The chemical romance Song & Lyrics : The chemical romance They’re gonna clean up your looks With all the lies in the books To make a citizen out of you Because they sleep with a gun And keep an eye on you,son So they can watch all the things you do Because the drugs never work They’re gonna give you a smirk ‘Cause they got methods of keeping you clean They’re gonna rip off your heads Your aspirations to shreds Another cog in the murder machine They said all teenagers scare The living shit out of me They coul care less As long as someone’ll bleed So darken your clothes Or strike a violent pose Maybe they’ll leave you alone, but not me The boys and girls in a clique The awful names that they stick You’re never gonna fit in much, kid But if you’re troubled and hurt What you got under your shirt Will make them pay for the things that they did They said all teenagers scare The living shit out of me They could care less As long as someone’ll ble

Slow Dance
Have you ever watched kids On a merry-go-round? Or listened to the rain Slapping on the ground? Ever followed a butterfly's erratic flight? Or gazed at the sun into the fading night? You better slow down. Don't dance so fast. Time is short. The music won't last. Do you run through each day On the fly? When you ask How are you? Do you hear the reply? When the day is done Do you lie in your bed, With the next hundred chores Running through your head? You'd better slow down Don't dance so fast. Time is short. The music won't last. Ever told your child, We'll do it tomorrow? And in your haste, Not see his sorrow? Ever lost touch, Let a good friendship die Cause you never had time To call and say,"Hi" You'd better slow down. Don't dance so fast. Time is short. The music won't last. When you run so fast to get somewhere You miss half the fun of getting there. When you worry and hurry through your day, It is like an unopened g

Dear Alcohol
Dear Alcohol, First and foremost, let me tell you that I'm a huge fan of yours. As my friend, you always seem to be there when needed. The perfect post-work cocktail, a beer at the game, and you're even around at the holidays (hidden inside chocolates as you warm us when we're stuck in the midst of endless family gatherings). However, lately I've been wondering about your intentions. While I want to believe that you have my best interests at heart, I feel that your influence has led to some unwise consequences: 1. Phone Calls and text messages: While I agree with you that communication is important, I question the suggestion that any conversation after 2 a.m. can have much substance or necessity. Why would you make me call my ex's? Especially when I know, for a fact, they DO NOT want to hear from me during the day, let alone all hours of the night. 2. Eating: Now, you know I love a good meal. But, why do you suggest that I eat a taco with chili sauce along with a big Ita

You Better Make It Count Cuz You Can't Get It Back...
"I know it's hard on a rainy day, You wanna shut the world out and just be left alone. But don't run out on your faith. Cuz sometimes that moutain you've been climbing...is just a grain of sand. What you've been out there searching for forever...Is in your hands." REL

Some Thoughts
Four wheels move the body. two wheels move the soul. Life may begin at 30 but it doesnt get real interesting until about 60mph. Midnight bugs taste just as bad as noon time bugs. Saddlebags can never hold everthing you want. but they can hold everthing you need. The only good view of a thunderstorm is in the rearview mirror. Dont ride so late into the night that you sleep through the sunrise. Riding faster than everyone else guarantees you will ride alone. If you dont ride in the rain than you dont ride. A bike on the road is worth 2 in the shed. Young riders pick a destination and go... Old riders pick a direction and go. People are like motorcycles: Each is customized a bit differently.

Well Next Monday We'll See How I Feel.
The sinus (Septoplasty)surgery is set for Monday. I am ok, just been wondering why this has to happen. I mean sure my dad underwent the sinus surgery 11 years ago, and I remember how he looked, and all the horror stories I have heard have not made this any easier to deal with. Ok so maybe the paranoia has hit me. Who knows. I won't go back to work (I am taking the 11th - 24th off) until the day before my birthday, and I want to feel so much better than I do at the moment. so any unpleasant feelings I have are being put in the back of my mind because I am going to be better by my birthday.

Party @duvet With Me Its My Birthday
Jayme's Birthday Party! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ..> When: Friday, November 9 Where: Myst Night club - 511 W 28th St (btwn. 10th & 11th Ave.) What: Cover: Ladies are Free before midnight and reduced after on the Velvet List. Guys are reduced on the Velvet List. Reduced admission is $20. Doors open at 10:30PM How: Mention Jayme's Birthday Party at the door. Enter any personal notes here. To get your print out, click here. ..> ..> YES -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- NO -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- NO RESPONSE -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Send this invite to your friends... (Enter emails below separated by a space or comma, e.g. info@velvetlist.com,vip@velvetlist.com...) Send out a reminder to: Confirmed Attendees Guests

More Naughties?
Any of you ladies think I should put up more naughty pics? If I get good response and not just like 3 people I will do it. Ok I got 1 and a no comment out of 40 something people so I am taking that is no one wants to see that

Playing Second Fiddle...
do you ever think i get sick of always being second best? of bending down, laying low and taking it in the ass? (ok, truth being, i love it in the ass...but NOT when you're trying to make me just another hooker in your parade) what's so wrong with always wanting to be your number one? instead i find myself trying to fight a battle that should already be done. so FUCK...whatever...who gives a shit...it's not like i should care... i'm just another fuck in line, but with pink and purple hair ;)

Say Its Not True Dawg!
LOS ANGELES - Duane "Dog" Chapman says he can be taught new tricks — and one of them is never to use the "N-word" again. Chapman, 54, has apologized to blacks and to all Americans for repeatedly using the racial slur during a March phone call to his son, Tucker, urging him to break up with a black girlfriend. The recent Web release of the recorded conversation by The National Enquirer led the A&E television network to put Chapman's reality show indefinitely on hold. Chapman, who had issued a written apology, followed it up in his first interview since the scandal broke by remarking: "Never again. This dog learns." In the interview with Sean Hannity for Fox News' "Hannity & Colmes" show Tuesday, Chapman denied being a racist and said he used the N-word conversationally when talking to black acquaintances. "I thought that I was cool enough in the black world to be able to use that word as a brother to a brother," he said. "I'm not. I didn't know really know until three or

Im Sick Of It
PEOPLE ON HERE RUNNING THEIR DAMN MOUTHS YOU GOT A DAMN PROBLEM WITH ME THEN BRING TO ME DO NOT GO TO MY DAMN FRIENDS AND TELL THEM IM PLAYING THEM AND SHIT THIS IS GETTING OLD YOU ARENT A MAN OR A WOMAN IF YOU GOT TO PLAY GAMES SO IF YOU DONT LIKE ME THEN I DONT GIVE A SHIT YOU CAN KISS MY ASS BUT MAKE SURE YOU COME TO ME WITH YOUR PROBLEMS INSTEAD OF TALKING SHIT

Girl's Night Out
My niece, Christina is turning 5 on Sunday. Last night, my sister threw a birthday party for her at Jeepers. All her little friends dressed up in their glitter tops and hip hugging designer jeans. They were dressed better than I was. And some of you know, how much I hate glitter....Glitter is NEVER conducive to crawling through mazes of tubes. Trust me, they all smell like dirty socks. But, hey a party is a party. If you don't know Jeepers, it's a little more upscale then Chuck E. Cheese. There is no big rat in a smelly costume. It should be renamed, "Bring Your Kids Here and You'll Go Crazyland". It was like Sesame Street on Adderal... complete with bells, sounds, whistles and whiny kids. Its a place where you can go on small rides (a roller coaster going 4 miles an hour in a small circle for 10 minutes), bop the moles and skeetball. The kids loved it until they missed heir turn. It has a climbing moving wall AND it has the "what ever you can think of" video games. Alo

People
Why in the hell do I have to work with dumb people that assume shit just because they are one way and that is all they have known? So I came out as being a Pagan, because she was ranting and raving about how people dont celabrate Chirstmas for Jesus and how its wrong if they dont believe in it and blah blah blah. I was like, I am pagan and Celabrate what is called Yule and that happens to be around Chirstmas for your info and on top of that my mom and the rest of my family is Christian so Yes I Celabrate Christmas as more or less family time. She shuts up. A few days later she starts ranting again about people of non chrisians and then she says that pagans worship the devil. Okay, I am like excuse me you know nothing about what we worship and on top of that we dont worship the Devil nor do we even believe in the existance. She was like I am not going to go there with you. She is so freaking stupid.

Daddy's Pride And Joy!
Daddy's Pride and Joy! Dude how the fuck can you do this Rape your daughter then seal it with a kiss You dumb sick bastard it's your daughter She's not your fucking peice to destroy and barter Go get a hooker, or better yet fuck your wife! Leave your kids alone because your cock is now a knife It's bad enough that your fucked up Look around your suppose to be the grownup! Beautiful darling child on the outside we see In your dungeon, a child on her knees Giving you sexual pleasures cause your king of your roost Thrusting your poison, sickness you boost One day the truth will finally be Revenge she will seek, hopefully court you will see When they lock you up, that still won't be fair The child you killed, with shameless colored hair!

Hi Everyone...the Weekend's Almost Over
Just wanted to say hello to everybody that showed me some love and all of my mothers friends, if I didnt rate you or get back to you im sorry, still learning the "fubar" system. Its so good to have my feet on American soil after a long two years and ten months away. And I can come home now and talk to some good people, so I appreciate all of you... much love to ya kirk

Drifting
I sometimes find I'm drifting Through this life without effect; I often wonder if I'm truly Worth what I've been blessed. I search through days that have been hard, To try to understand, The many trials that I have known, The life that I have had. You see me in my daily grind, So confident and strong; Yet when I am alone, I question Just where I belong. I often try too hard I find, To analyze and guess, To scrutinize, investigate My life I will confess. For somewhere deeper, there must be Some meaning to this life, Some way to make a difference, Give a reason for this strife. Is there some hidden meaning? Some agenda to be found? A greater purpose waiting If I care to hang around? It teases and it taunts me, Always slightly out of sight; A hazy vision out of reach, Where darkness hides the light. I struggle to bring clarity To what awaits me there, And yet this weak illusion Always fades before my stare. It seems the harder that I try, T

Leave Me Alone About Ur Shit
IF I GET ONE MORE MESSAGE OR SHOUT OR EMAIL ABOUT JOINING YOUR FUCKING LOUNGE, I WILL DELETE YOU AS MY FRIEND AND BLOCK YOU. ITS FUCKING ANNOYING, I DONT WANNA JOIN UR STUPID ASS LOUNGE. AND IF IM ALREADY APART OF YOUR LOUNGE, LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE, JUST B/C IM NOT IN THERE EVERY MINUTE OF THE FUCKING DAY DOESNT MEAN YOU HAVE TO PESTER ME TO COME INTO UR LOUNGE. SORRY, REAL LIFE SHIT HAPPENIN HERE. THANKS.

Please Stop It
PLEASE STOP THE VIOLENCE!!!!!! Current mood: awake It is hard to imagine that in this age two young white men could troll around town looking for an African-American to kill just so they could say they had done so. Charged as a capital defendant for his role in the killing that resulted, appellant Alex Witmer plea-bargained to avoid the death penalty. The trial court sentenced him to the maximum term of years. Among other aggravating circumstances, it found that the perpetrators' racial animus was a grounds for enhancing the sentence. We agree that racial motivation can be an aggravating circumstance, and we affirm the sentence. Statement of Facts Alex Witmer committed robbery and murder in one two-year period. On March 25, 1998, sixteen-year-old Witmer pointed a gun at Preston Hall in Elkhart County during a "drug deal gone bad." Initially, Hall thought that Witmer was playing around, but Witmer pointed the rifle at Hall's throat and stated, "Give me your damn wallet.

Explanation Of "daddy Dom"
I did not write this. This was written by a lady named "Kendra" about Daddy Doms...I mentioned the term Daddy Dom in a chat room the other day and was greeted by a resounding Yuk! It got me thinking about the misconceptions surrounding this aspect of D/s. I realize most think that it involves a father/daughter relationship. That isn't quite true, Daddy/little girl is a much different level. I do not know if I can explain what I mean so I will simply talk about what a Daddy Dom is to me. First I should say that in my relationship my Dom is not my father, he is nothing like my father, and I have no need for him to replace my father. He is however my Daddy. We do not engage in age play specifically ( beyond the occasional school girl fantasy *s*) and our relationship is not based on any need to have sex with children. I am always all woman, and always a very independent woman. He does have the ability to make me feel like a little girl, however, a very cherished and sometimes needy lit

Kids Talking About Marriage
HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY? (written by kids) You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming. -- Alan, age 10 No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with. -- Kristen, age 10 WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED? Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then. -- Camille, age 10 No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get married. -- Freddie, age 6 (very wise for his age) HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED? You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids. -- Derrick, age 8 WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON? Both don't want any more kids. -- Lori, age 8 WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE? Dates are for having f

We Shall Meet Again
imikimi - Customize Your World With wings of gold spread far and wide you left my warm embrace only to leave me feeling cold and all alone. Nothing to hold on to upon a dark cold night but the memories of you. Crying softly to the heavens wishing that I was once again in your loving arms. With the morning light I realize that I only have to listen to the birds sing - and feel the warmth of the sun upon my face to once again feel your warm embrace. This alone gives me the hope that one day I will again be in your loving arms and no longer feel alone. With the knowledge I know have, I wait patiently as a smile slowly spreads across my face knowing that soon we shall meet again. with love for my mother who passed away nov 19 ,1999 i love you mom and we will meet again . your daughter christine . Hilary Duff Videos | Video Codes | Denver Real Estate Agent

Are You The One I Am Looking For?
Well, I did an 'About Me', I should do an "About You" to help elevate the 'awkwardness' with the whole, 'will she be interested in me' first emails I am sent. So, here is the 'is this you, message me' blog, AND REMEMBER "looks" are NOT on the outside, it comes from the INSIDE. The most buff, male model, sexiest man on earth kind of guy could message me and I would give him a chance, BUT if he opened his mouth and degraded, berated or hated on another human being, he just turned into the UGLIEST man alive in MY world and would not even be a friend to me. 1. DO YOU HAVE AND WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S MOTTO? 2. DO YOU HAVE A GOAL AND WHERE DO YOU SEE YOURSELF IN 10 TO 20 YEARS? 3. WOULD YOU WEAR OR DO YOU OWN A SUIT?*obviously if you own one, you will wear it* 4. DO YOU LIKE TO PARTICIPATE IN SPORTS? 5. DO YOU ENJOY OUTDOOR AND INDOOR ACTIVITIES WITH FAMILY AND FRIENDS? 6. DO YOU HAVE RELIGION IN YOUR LIFE? *extra points for Catholics, but not necessary* 7. CAN YOU SPELL OR KNOW

Want To Meet People And Get Help Leveling?
Want to make new friends and get help leveling at the same time.Due to the recent increase in (BOUNCER ID CHECKS)Spirit Bombers has decided not worth fighting them,so we have become a leveling family.So if your tired of trying to level yourself let us help! SPIRIT LEVELERS SPIRIT LEVELERS HOMEPAGE@ fubar Accepting new members,you must have at least one verified salute! Why wait join today! Redsun Videos | Music Video Codes Hope to see you soon!

Till Death Do Us Part...
Inga looked like one of two things: model, or angel. She was a study of angles, long, lithe, muscles running the course of her body like strands through a celery stalk. She was in the bathroom, right then, slipping into some imported silk number from her wedding trousseau that could easily fit through the wedding band he placed on her fingers hours ago. He smiled to himself, knowing he was the luckiest bastard on earth. The cost of the wedding could have easily bought a small country, but she could afford it. Not only was she the heiress of a huge oil fortune, she was also a mogul in her own right, using her success as an international model to launch the startup of her cosmetics empire. He thought about pushing her flexibility to the limit as his cock grew hard. She made 69 into 96, executing a perfect backbend, holding his face between her rock hard slim thighs. One lucky bastard. The thought made him remember the night before. Maria. Maria was such a contrast from Inga o

In The Mind Of A Confused Women
Something must be wrong with me. No really, something must truly be wrong with me. I keep telling myself this is the last time, but it never seems to happen. I mean why in the hell did I let him talk me into letting him come over. "I just want to talk" my ass. I knew exactly what he wanted, but for some reason I caved in. Just look at him hogging all the covers. He doesn't have any type of concern for me. He's a selfish bastard, and I let him in my bed. I met him three years ago at a friends birthday party. I was attracted to him the minute I saw him and the minute I saw him I knew he'd probably be trouble, but like typical True I wanted him anyway. So I pursued him. And at first like every relationship it was like heaven. We talked for hours on the phone, he took me out all the time, he brought me things, he was romantic. I fell for all the tricks in the book. I was in love, still am and I wanted to believe all of his promises. He had a great way in making things sound so good, hel

Lmmfao
The little boy asks his father, “Daddy, what are they doing?” The father says, “Making a puppy.” So they walk on and go home. A few days later, the little boy walks in on his parents having sex. The little boy says, “Daddy, what are you doing?” The father replies, “Making a baby.” The little boy says, “Well, flip her around! I'd rather have a puppy.”

Call Me..ms.fuberlord
YAAAY! Finally a few days ago I leveled up...thanx to all my new & old friends that helped out! I havent been on for awhile..with the new job and all Im quite busy. I havent updated any pics either..I really havent had the mula to get my VIP back, or even get a blast in.. so I will be sitting on the side lines for a bit. My daughter is due in 3 weeks..*I think Im more nervous about it than she is* LOL Dont she have a cute belly?

" The Illusion Of Love "
" THE ILLUSION OF LOVE " The illusion of love - is a well played out play. One full of deceit, a victim of love's dismay. Rumors begin to complete and intertwine with your dreams. Broken hearts, and broken feelings, put thoughts of love to shame.

It Is No Different!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I Didnt Write This But I Agree
WHY DO PEOPLE THINK THAT JUST BECAUSE THIS IS ONLINE THAT PEOPLE DONT HAVE REAL FEELINGS......THAT THEY CANT BE REALLY HURT BY YOUR ACTIONS OR LACK THERE OF....... YOU SHOULD TREAT YOUR FRIENDS ON HERE WITH THE SAME RESPECT, CONSIDERATION AND COURTESY THAT YOU DO WITH YOUR OFFLINE FRIENDS.... THE COMPUTER ASPECT OF IT DOESNT MAGICALLY KEEP PEOPLE FROM BEING HURT!!!!!!! ITS LIKE THEY FEEL SINCE THEY DONT HAVE TO LOOK THE PERSON IN THE EYE THEY CAN JUST TREAT THEM ANYWAY THEY FEEL LIKE.. IF YOU AGREE WITH THIS THEN PLEASE REPOST AND MAYBE WE CAN GET PEOPLE TO WAKE UP AND REALIZE HOW THEY ARE TREATING PEOPLE THEY CLAIM TO BE "FRIENDS" WITH IF YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THIS BULLETIN THEN YOU ARE MOST LIKELY THE TYPE OF PERSON IT IS TALKING ABOUT

Sipping Vodka
A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak. After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done. The monsignor replied, "When I am worried about getting nervous on the pulpit, I put a glass of vodka next to the water glass. If I start to get nervous, I take a sip." So next Sunday he took the monsignor's advice. At the beginning of the sermon, he got nervous and took a drink. He proceeded to talk up a storm. Upon his return to his office after the mass, he found the following note onthe door: 1) Sip the vodka, don't gulp. 2) There are 10 commandments, not 12. 3) There are 12 disciples, not 10. 4) Jesus was consecrated, not constipated. 5) Jacob wagered his donkey, he did not bet his ass. 6) We do not refer to Jesus Christ as the late J.C. 7) The Father, Son, and Holy Ghost are not referred to as Big Daddy, Junior and the spook. 8) David slew Goliath; he did not kick the shit out of him. 9) When David was hit by a roc

Just Bored
Chillin in the spot rollin up waitin for the Monday night game between the Broncos and the Titans. I got a $100 on the Titans (so hope that I win)and feel real good about them gettin the dub.i was just looking and seen that i haven't put up a blog in a while.I usually only post one when I feel like I need to get my point across to some hater,but I felt like that wasnt the reason Fubar added as an option.they took away my mumms (which I really gave up on)and i am not about to make another account so that can be taken away a third time. Just felt like letting out a few choice words to the FUBAR community 2 anyone who dislikes me or feels like they are better than me..........I an only tell you one thing......U can neva do it like me sucka