For those of you not aware....
*Stands up* Hi my name is Craig and I am a man whore.
I have dated a large amount of women in my life. I am on good terms with most of them. And still talk to on a regular and semi-regular basis with about 20% of them.
Yes I know what some of you are thinking....how does that work. Well I don't understand it myself. I have a pretty solid ego. I love myself (sometimes 3 times a day LOL) and I suppose I project that. I guess that attracts women. Who knows, I gave up trying to understand you people awhile ago.
All that being said....
It irks me beyond words when (Wait not beyond words since I am going to now toss a bunch at you) somebody that I allow to be a part of my life and spend hours and hours explaining who and what I am. How I will react to situations and that while I may be a man whore I do have a code of morals that I live by. Sure they may not be the same as yours but they work for me.
I am a generally nice person. I bend over backwards to help friends and people I hardly know. I forgive so much in people because well I am not perfect so how can I expect others to be as well. (Shh dont tell anyone I said that thing about not being perfect.)
But one thing I can not tolerate is being ignored. The fastest way to get me gone from your life is to ignore me.
But then there are the rare fucktards that decide they are not only going to ignore me but make that little effort to twist the knife every few weeks. You know the late night phone calls to just "talk"
just to try to keep me on the proverbial hook.
That my dear ones is the fastest way to get me to turn into a raving foaming at the mouth berserker. I hate when people use my little quirks against me.
Now if you will excuse me I have to go sharpen my battle axe and put on my furry cod piece.
I will conclude the Blog with the following statement:
This blog has nothing to do with anyone that I know from Fubar so settle down!
