It doesn't hurt to take a hard look
at yourself from time to time, and
this should help get you started.
During a visit to the mental asylum,
a visitor asked the Director what
the criterion was which defined
whether or not a patient should be
institutionalized.
"Well," said the Director, "we fill
up a bathtub, then we offer a
teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket
to the patient and ask him or her
to empty the bathtub"
"Oh, I understand," said the visitor.
"A normal person would use
the bucket because it's bigger than
the spoon or the teacup."
"No." said the Director, "A normal
person would pull the plug. Do
you want a bed near the window?"
DID YOU PASS, OR DO YOU WANT THE BED NEXT TO MINE?
