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Auction (adult)
Wife : "I dreamt they were auctioning off dicks. The big ones went for ten dollars and the thick ones went for twenty dollars." Husband : "How about the ones like mine?" Wife : "Those they gave away." Husband : "I had a dream too...I dreamt they were auctioning off cunts. The pretty ones went for a thousand dollars, and the little tight ones went for two thousand." Wife : "And how much for the ones like mine?" Husband : "That's where they held the auction."

Spell Checker
I halve a spelling checker, It came with my pea see. It plainly marks four my revue Mistakes I dew knot sea. Eye strike a key and type a word And weight four it two say Weather eye am wrong oar write It shows me strait aweigh. As soon as a mist ache is maid It nose bee fore two long And eye can put the era rite Its rarely ever wrong. I've scent this massage threw it, And I'm shore your pleased too no Its letter prefect in every weigh; My checker tolled me sew.

Never Say To A Cop
This is cute! Watch what happens after you send it on! NEVER SAY TO A COP 1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas) 2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in. 3.Aren't you the guy from the Village People? 4. Hey, you must've been doi! n' abou t 125 mph to keep up w ith me. Good job! 5. Are You Andy or Barney? 6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer. 7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you? 8. I pay your salary! 9. Gee, Office r! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too! 10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does. 11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around.. That's how far ahead of me they are. 12. When the Officer says "Gee Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with,"Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating dou

I'm Pissed
for 4-5 days now I still can't post or repost a bulletin,I have gone to the what is a lostcherry lounge several times noone can seem to tell me why I keep getting the message Error:You Are Not Alowwed to do this.I wrote to LC Tech support the very first day,gave them a few days,and wrote them again,still no answer,JC!!!all I want is to know why It's not letting me post and can it be fixed....4 fuckin days I should of gotton a response by now,and why the fuck do the have a support lounge if noone can fuckin help you!?!?,sorry for the cussing,but I'm Fuckin Fed up...they should atleast have something somewhere ya know a list of the diffrent Errors and what the fuck they mean...the fuckin end!!!

Beer
So people keep asking me why i love Guiness, so let me just say this... 1st of all it has to be on tap not out of a can it's just not the same! 2nd i love the foam it leaves tickling my upper lip. 3rd i love the fact that i have to drink it so fast it drips down my chin! -Juicynes

My Own Orders (a Poem)
THIS WAS A POEM I FOUND ON THE NET FROM AN ARMY WIFE TO HER HUSBAND...HER NAME WAS NOT ON IT SO I CAN NOT GIVE HER CREDIT FOR THIS BUT HERE GOES: I stand right next to you everyday in the store, but everywhere I go I have a sense of pride you can't even begin to understand. For everywhere I go, I carry with me the pride he stands for. I may not be on the frontline with him but yet I am his unseen 'battle' buddy I feel the same pains he feels, when he hurts..I hurt as well. When he smiles I feel a sense of peace. I have my OWN set of orders to follow not because I'm ordered to but because I choose to. I commit myself to that man who passes you wearing his uniform. That man who is willing to die for yours, The same man who just weeks ago was tenderly holding me. My orders are clearly that of supporting him Proudly representing what it is he stands for and to be here waiting on him the day he comes home. I am committed to the military not by signing papers but be

Hornyscopes ...
ARIES - March 21-April 20 Ruling Planet: MARS The bonk now/think later God of War, aggression and action! Sexually, Aries is an explosion waiting to happen! The excitement is often in the chase more than the actual conquest though and while they may appear to want to dominate, they do not want a submissive partner. Routine brings boredom to sex for Aries, so if you're only comfortable with the missionary position, go for another sign, but if you like forceful personalities and enjoy pretending you're a human Twisty, then you've found paradise with an Aries. FAVE POSITION Always on top and always in charge BEST SEX TOY Handcuffs! Like I said, Aries likes to take charge! ARIES MALE IN BED The Aries male is loud, domineering and 100% stud! He's from the bump n grind school of lovemaking so if you're looking for romantic dinners by candlelight and long walks on the beach, keep looking! He's the original 5-minute man so if you're turned on by ultra-macho gru

Each Morning I Get Up I Die A Little..."somebody To Love"...queen
Well well well...here is the first installment of the LET'S GET TO KNOW M1K3Y SHOW...first off I'm a music freak, I listen to anything from Adam Ant to Z Z Top...and all of the subject lines of my blogs reflect my ecclectic tastes...ok here's the quick skinny, no not me I'm fat...I was born in Hackensack N.J...you know Superman (Christopher Reeve) saved Hackensack before saving Lois,take that B!+C#...where was I...yeah,I was raised in Chicago...explains why I'm used to suffering, two words "Cubs Fan"...oh by the by, still hate Bartm...can't bring myself to saying the name...and I hold hatred a loooong time...I've gone to school in 3 different places, Illinois, Puerto Rico, California ("I Love L.A"...Randy Newman)...if my posts seem a little cynical, dark, well that's cause I get depressed, I really need to see a doctor, don't know if it's supposed to be hereditary, but my mother suffered from depression, and I feel I might be traveling down the same path...well that's all for now...I'm

Thank You Everyone
I WANT TO THANK ALL THE SEXY PEOPLE FOR RATING MY PAGE AND BECOMING MY FANS. IF I HAVENT RATED YOUR PAGE PLEASE LET ME KNOW SO I CAN RATE IT. AGAIN THANK YOU TO EVERYONE FOR SHOWING ME LOVE XOXO SPICYCHERRY Spicy Cherry@ LostCherry

Updates
Another very cloudy and cold October Minnesota Day here. And just to complete the stereotype, I am listening to Garrison Keillor and the "Prarie Home Companion" on streaming Audio as I write this. Yeah, it's probably a little cheesey, and certainly the music isn't what I would normally listen to, but I love the humor and it's quite nostalgic for me. When I was very little, my family would spend Saturdays at 'The Cabin' and my dad would always be grilling hamburgers on the BarBQue and PHC would be on the radio. I would listen to it, and not quite understand that not only was the whole concept of Lake Woebegon fictional, but that it was a joke...it just seemed to much like my own small hometown. As I got older, okay, when I finally went to college, I finally figured this out, I think at some point when I was telling some inane story about my hometown to a new college friend, and she looked at me and said, "wow, it's like you're from Lake Wobegone or something!" Completly missing her poin

Pics. To Make U Smile!!!!
(repost of original by '~~Lilly~~DJ_Rebels Wifey~~' on '2006-10-21 21:53:27') (repost of original by 'allamas69' on '2006-10-21 21:56:45') (repost of original by 'Lez Bunny' on '2006-10-21 21:57:29') (repost of original by 'DevilGirl~Family Member ~Stoner Chapter~subherbansmokers TOY~' on '2006-10-21 21:59:38') (repost of original by 'Skippy*143*SWAT*' on '2006-10-21 23:52:49')

Some More Stuff About Me
1. The phone rings. Who do you want it to be? Publishers clearing house, telling me that I just won. LOL 2. When shopping at the grocery store, do you return your cart? Always 3. In a social setting, are you more of a talker or a listener? Depends on my mood. 4. Do you take compliments well? Nope 5. Are you an active person? Not as much as I would like to be 6. If abandoned alone in the wilderness, would you survive? I doubt it 7. Do you like to ride horses? Yeah, but it has been a long time 8. Did you ever go to camp as a kid? Yep 9. What was your favorite game as a kid? spin the bottle? LOL I dont know 10. If a sexy person was pursuing you, but you knew he/she was married, would you get involved with him/her? No. Unless they don't plan to stay that way 11. Are you judgemental? No 12. Could you date someone with different religious beliefs than you? Most religions.. yes and provided they didn't try to change my beliefs 13. Do you like

Next, First, Last
NEXTS 1. Next person you'll kiss: Colton 2. Next movie you want to see: Flicka 3. Next person you want to go out with: I dunno 5. Next time you're going out: i dunno 6. Next place you'll take vacation: I'd like to take that Country Cruise with Tim McGraw and Chris Cagle! 7. Next thing you are going to do after filling this survey out: Cleaning house 8. Next thing you are going to eat: I havent thought about it 9. Next time you plan to be drunk: October 28th.. how is THAT for planning? :) 10. Next thing you are going to do outside: Clean pool 11. Next person you'd like to see fill this out: Anyone -------------------------------------------------------- LASTS: 1. Last kiss: Colton 2. Last person you hugged: Ashlee 3. Last person you spoke to: Colton 4. Last alcoholic beverage: BEER 6. Last movie: Over The Hedge 7. Last person you thought of: thought of how? I'm online..Ive thought of probably 300 ppl in the last hour 8. Last school

Im Late
Well I am officially about 10 days late for my cycle! My husband and I have been trying!!! So say some prayers and cross your fingers... I also have a question...are frequent headaches an early sign? Cause the past like 2 weeks or so I have been having headaches, weird cramping in my pelvis, and my nipples are REALLY sensitive...today in the car the seatbelt grazed it and I was like "WHOA SHIT" Its a combination of sore and sensitive...but no sign of Aunt flo! If anyone knows please let me know! I HOPE I AM!!! ~A~

History Of Halloween
history of halloween Current mood: naughty Unlike many other festivals, the history of Halloween is also inspired through traditions that have transpired through ages from one generation to another. The name Halloween is Scottish in origin and is short for "All Hallow's Eve," the night before "All Hallow's Day," or All Saint's Day. That day was set by Pope Boniface IV to honor the Catholic saints, and also to replace a Roman pagan festival of the dead. Later, Pope Gregory III changed All Saint's Day to November 1. In old English the word 'Hallow' meant 'sanctify'. Roman Catholics, Episcopalians and Lutherians used to observe All Hallows Day to honor all Saints in heaven, known or unknown. They used to consider it with all solemnity as one of the most significant observances of the Church year. And Catholics, all and sundry, was obliged to attend Mass. One story says that, on that day, the disembodied spirits of all those who had died throughout the preceding year would come b

New Movies Coming Out
New movies coming out this week are: Saw 3 - Horror Babel - Action/Drama Catch a Fire - Action/ Thriller Flag of Our Fathers - Action For more information about upcoming movies, celebrities, and movie news check out my posting on: http://www.myspace.com/foxfire65

Sick Of Being Single
Ok I am in one of my moods...I am so tired of bullshit I put up with..Tired of being alone..I am tired of guys who act like they are interested til someone comes along with a sexier voice or is prettier than me...I have a big heart to give..I am not no super model.I am just me....When I love someone I love them with all of my heart and soul..I am tired of being just one of the guys as the saying goes. Yeah I am just venting...Take me as I am or leave me the fuck alone...If you are a player go the fuck away cuz I don't need your crap..

The Almost Perfect Life
An old man is sitting on a park bench crying his eyes out. A young jogger comes by and asks him what is the matter. The old man says, "I'm a multimillionare, I have a great big house, the fastest car in the world and I just married a beautiful blonde bombshell who satisfies me every night in bed whether I like it or not (sob)." The young jogger says, "Man, you have everything I have ever dreamed for in my life. What could be so wrong in your life that you are sitting here in the park crying?" The old man says, "I can't remember where I live."

Words
Words In the turning of the seasons, The changing from day to night, The Heart and Soul seek To always be on the path thats right We each and everyone Search our pasts at what we have done We see many good things We see the time past like tree age rings But can we honestly say That we have really been at our best Can we honestly say We have passed every test... Walking and talking Laughing and crying, Awake and asleep Living and dying Each a cycle, in this web of life Lots of chaf to be sorted from the grain But even in the chaf a lesson to be learned Never will yesterday come again, But we relive the anger, the hurt, the tears, the pain; More than we remember the good, the smiles , the hugs In every word we think or say somehow manages to make or break our day Such a powerful tool these words are Yet like most things today They too are terribly flawed No thought given to the effects A single thought or voiced word means to another th

Nfl Games In Usa.
EVERYTHING GOOD ABOUT AMERICA.--------------------- Our visit to Livermore Temple. We decided to visit the temple on October 21, the first day of Diwali. The temple is at other side of bay area beyond Dublin-Pleasanton, a journey of about 50 miles nearly. It was journey by Amol’s hired car ( A Toyota of course). Amol’s driving skill is good so we were able to cover that distance within 40 mins. The temple is not dedicated to a single deity. The are as many Gods as can be accommodated to in the temple. So there was Ganapati, Durga, Shankar bhagwan and Vainkatesh, as also Nav gruhas. We were happy as we got our family deity Balaji. We arranged Jap of Balaji in the name of our little darling Kashmira. It was night time but the rush was sizable. We spent couple of hours in the temple as it was very cool there. We had beautiful prashad like Balaji temple at Tirupati. The atmosphere was charged with ‘The chanting of Mantras’ and AHUTI. It was very sacred

Sex Quotes
"It's so long since I've had sex, I've forgotten who ties up whom." Joan Rivers. "You know 'that look' women get when they want sex? Me neither." Steve Martin "Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand." Woody Allen "Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night." Rodney Dangerfield "Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships." Sharon Stone "What do people mean when they say the computer went down on them?" Marilyn Pittman. "My girlfriend always laughs during sex --- no matter what she's reading." Steve Jobs (Founder, Apple Computers) "Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is." Barbara Bush, former US First Lady "Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet." Robin Williams "Women need a reason to have sex. Me

Thanks Tazzy! Reposting What Was In Her Blog..
I knew about the red light on cars, but not the *77. It was about 1:00 p.m. in the afternoon, and Lauren was driving to visit a friend. An UNMARKED police car pulled up behind her and put his lights on. Lauren's parents have always told her never to pull over for an unmarked car on the side of the road, but rather to wait until they get to a gas station, etc. Lauren had actually listened to her parents advice, and promptly called *77 on her cell phone to tell the police dispatcher that she would not pull over right away. She proceeded to tell the dispatcher that there was an unmarked police car with a flashing red light on his rooftop behind her. The dispatcher checked to see if there were police cars where she was and there weren't, and he told her to keep driving, remain calm and that he had back up already on the way. Ten minutes later 4 cop cars surrounded her and the unmarked car behind her. One policeman went to her side and the others surrounded the car behind.

Thoughts In Passing.............
Entry for April 24, 2006 I decided to be nice in here today and say something pleasant.......................................................well after sitting here for two hours the best I could come up with was.............................................DAMN I lost it!!!! HAHAHA had you going didnt I??? As all you know this lil piece of the world is reserved for quiet reflections of of chaos and madiness another day in life of arent you glad this life isnt yours. OK OK OK OK ...............I will let up just this once.............I did surivive a MONDAY!!! LQQK above I have the pic to prove it and as far as the pulse ummm well that is reserved for a trained professional to make sure I have one of those. Weekend Highlights: Mad dash to get drop off the lil ones, rode the tilt a whirl on Saturday (ask I might tell ya later). Met some interesting people later Saturday evening. Sunday a relaxing day settled in . All jokes aside today was a GREAT day. I KNOW I KNO

A Friends View From Iraq
Imagine, if you will, that your children are hungry. They have no shoes on their feet and they are filthy dirty. Imagine what it must be like as a parent when you never know if today is the last day you will ever see your children again. Imagine going to sleep at night and wondering if your building is going to be used by a criminal and targeted for search or even destruction. Think about what it would be like if every time you went shopping you had to watch out for a car or truck that was laden with explosives. Hard to imagine isn’t it? There are men and women of valor who serve and those who die here because of what America stands for. They do a terrifying work, yet each and everyday they go back out. Seeing and experiencing things that they secretly pray you will never have to witness. They endure hardships and pain like most will never know, yet they bond together to persevere. They are men and women of courage stepping up to fill the gap to ensure the future of our land. I’ve

How I Will Die... Maybe If I Had A Gun...
You scored as Disappear. Your death will be by disappearing, probably a camping trip gone wrong or an evening hike you never returned from. Always remeber that one guy who was hiking alone and got in a rock slide. He could have died, but he cut his own hand off to save himself. Don't end up like him (or worse, dead).Disappear80%Suicide73%Bomb53%Disease53%Stabbed53%Cut Throat47%Gunshot40%Posion40%Suffocated40%Natural Causes40%Eaten

How Are You In Bed?
You scored as A Slave To BDSM. Admit it, you like being tied up and being told you've been very naughty. You like teasing your partner and making them squirm, and not letting them be able to do anything about it. Some people think what you do is sick and disgusting, but you know it's all in good fun.A Slave To BDSM90%Sex God88%A Romantic40%Virgin13%How are you in bedcreated with QuizFarm.com

I Did Not Write This Poem.
The Coors Light beer Poet’s Present, A poem by Travis entitled “Dude Fest” This is a true story. I went to a party, my head was swimin, There were twenty three guys and Only four women. As I opened a bottle of cold Coors Light, I thought fifteen more ladies will make this party right. Just then I noticed a smile on my bro Tim, The hotties finally showed, in clouding the one from the gym. I thought to myself, no more dude fest, Finally some bodies with no hair on their chest.

2nite
Put your arms around me, feel me close in and surround you with a passion that's just beginning. Look into my eyes, can you see it? Can you see what I have prepared for you? Kiss me if you don't believe me. I know you felt it then. Feel my hands glide across your body as if feeling my own. Your lips are so soft baby and your tongue makes me envious of them. How can I possibly break this kiss? I know you have a lot more that needs attention, so regrettably I pause...But can't you still feel it, is that a moan I heard? Or is that the result of me kissing my way around you neck and down. Can you feel the heat? I'm kinda scared I might be to hot for you, but every time I touch you, you seem to tremble. Feel my tongue slide between you breasts and around each. Your nipples are the center to this swirl, as I take each in, I pinch the other so it knows ... Damn I miss those lips, I proceed to kiss you in a way that lets you KNOW I'm gonna be here for a while. What's that? Can you hear t

Dog Track
Dog Track A woman came up behind her husband while he was enjoying his morning coffee and slapped him on the back of the head. "I found a piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name 'Marylou' written on it," she said, furious. "You had better have an explanation." "Calm down, honey," the man replied. "Remember last week when I was at the dog track? That was the name of the dog I bet on."' The next morning, his wife snuck up on him and smacked him again. "What was that for?" he complained. "Your dog called last night

Fairytale Nightmare
Fairytale Nightmare I've got my hair caught in the stars, flirting with the moon, drinking the clouds, this is contentment Im searching for a glue thats strong enouth to stick you to my side, my siamese fantasy your my itch tonight I've got the signs of age, im a cigarette stainded mess, a cigarette stained princess, royalty never tasted so bitter a gothic thought, a gothic vision, smell the roses inside this prison slowly lulled and slowly falling hush now hear my prince is calling can you feel the spiders crawling?

Hair Today....
The last few days I've taken a "porn break", staying away from KSEX, porn parties and the adult industry lifestyle in general. I think everyone needs a break from their jobs (and even life) once in awhile to re-energize ourselves and too keep our perspectives focused. I'm thinking about shaving my head bald. My hair is thinning to the point where I am unhappy with it. With my 35th birthday coming up next month, I'm thinking it might be a needed change. Clinging onto things of the past for too long can go from nostalgic to pathetic in a very short time. ...Also, I don't want to end up looking like Hulk Hogan or a Venice Beach burnout. What do you guys think?

Random Survey
If we were alone in a room for 24 hours, what would you do? Would you: 1) stay in the corner and not talk to me 2) Sit with me and talk it up 3) Make out with me 4) Cuddle with me 5) Sleep with me (no sex) 6) Suck my huge cock 7) Let me eat you out 8) Let me fuck the day lights out of you I appreciate the feedback

My Worst Qualities
Everyone seems to say what's so great about him/her in their profile. Well, I am going to try something different here. I'll probably incorporate this into my biography somehow. These are traits are not good about me and need work. 1. Giving - This can be a double edged sword, it's good and bad. I tend to put everyone else's needs before mine. So, I end up never getting what I need or want. After awhile, people to pick up on this and sometimes tend to take advantage of your hospitality. 2. Shy - A big one. This is literally a problem to a crippling degree. 3. Underestimate myself - I have a bad habit of selling myself short and doubting my abilities. This is in all aspects of life. 4. Tunnel vision/oblivious - I'm a complete idiot when it comes to picking up signals from girls. Things that will be completely obvious to everyone else will go unnoticed by me. Who knows how many girls have dropped me hints and I never picked up on it.

What Kind Of Kisser I Am...
Yeah...can you tell I'm bored?? LOL You scored as Romantic Kisser. Good for you! You know how to kiss and hopefully you have a certain someone to experience a serge of happiness with. If not, it doesnt hurt to flirt kiss a little hehe. Just dont get carried away. Romantic kissing is always a plus! Kissing is an art keep it up and youll be really good! Here some tips: 1. Be ready 2. no smoking 3. start slow 4. up the intensity 5. develop rhythm 6. change it up 7. pay attention to hands 8. experiment 9. respond 10. repeatRomantic Kisser63%Your more of a class act than youre giving yourself credit for50%Yippy Ki Yay!0%How good do you kiss?created with QuizFarm.com

Halloween
Happy Halloween!! Sucks cause I have to work. It'll be hard to get in the groove tonight after missing a week of work. I hate being sick!! I wanted a week off but to have fun in bed not just lay in bed sick. althought i did fit in alittle play time too, lol.

Fill In The Blanks
I ______ you. You have a nice______. You make me ____. You should _______. Someday I will ______. You + me =________ If I saw you now I would give you lots of __________. I want to ________ you a nice __________. I would build a _______ just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be ___________. We could __________ under the stars. Love,_______________ (P.S. ____ __________.)

Believe In Yourself
BELIEVE IN YOURSELF The following poem by Emily Matthews has been an inspiration to me. I read it almost everyday. I hope you enjoy it as much as I do. Just wanted to share it with all my friends. Believe in yourself In the power you have to control your on life day by day Believe in the strength you have deep inside and your faith will help show you the way Believe in tomorrow and what it will bring let a hopeful heart carry you through For things will work out if you trust and believe there is no limit to what you can do.

Who's My Cherry Lover
I've always wanted to start one of these silly games, so let's see how well this one flies ... If you wanna be the secret lover of the person who posted this bulletin, send them a private message saying "me love you long time". Then repost this bulletin with the title "who's my cherry lover?" If you don't repost this within 69 seconds, then you're love life will stop dead in its tracks. Let the lovin begin! (repost of original by '~ HAFA ADAI ~' on '2006-11-01 20:30:23') (repost of original by 'Naughty Lil Devil' on '2006-11-01 21:03:13') (repost of original by 'taco4u23~juggalo homie~' on '2006-11-01 21:16:56') (repost of original by 'wzktm' on '2006-11-01 21:47:44') (repost of original by 'James' on '2006-11-01 22:46:34') (repost of original by '@-}Blackroses@-}' on '2006-11-01 22:48:54') (repost of original by 'Amber20' on '2006-11-01 22:51:02') (repost of original by 'BLUE EYED DEVIL' on '2006-11-02 00:49:10') (repost of original by '~Pain Is My Passion~

Aww
If you're not in love with a soldier If you're not in love with a soldier, you can't know adventure. You don't know smelly gray PT uniforms that require a daily washing. You can't understand green and brown camouflaged bags flooding your bedroom floor. If you're not in love with a soldier, you can't understand the meaning of the phrase "going to the field" and the weeks you spend away from each other If you're not in love with a soldier, you can never imagine the hole in your heart when that phone call comes. "Honey, I am leaving tomorrow to go overseas. I don't know how long I will be gone or exactly where I am going, but I want you to know that I love you - always!" If you're not in love with a soldier, you don't know what it's like to say that final good-bye. You don't know what it really means to be glued to the television. You don't understand fear and you can't possibly understand the sleepless nights of endless crying wondering if you will ever see the love of your l

Too Those That Care
Thanks for all the well wishes yesterday. I felt horrible. Felt like someone had hit me with an 18 wheeler..put it in reverse...and ran over my head again and again and again. *hugs N stuff* ~*BrattyBytch*~ aka Kathy

Digging Dirt
How much dirt is in a round hole that is 9 feet deep with a diameter of 3 feet? (Hint: You don’t have to do any math to get the answer. Just use your head!) Shout out to me or private message me if ya know the answer.

In The Garden Of Dead Cold Souls...
Heavy laden walls of macabre and rancor stretch toward the blackened sky of my mind. I have lost breath with every death, shallow heaves within' my chest; whereupon your disappearance, hand in hand...on one knee...my heart is laid to rest in a rusty sheath. The memory remains, though lifeless; an ectoplasmic gore of translucent gray; It is as if that day never existed in reality, but in dream...only. So you are a ghost. Deceased from all future tense, yet you haunt me in vague fascism. Negative only in self reflection, a distorted figure of familiarity. Innocence with "X" "X" ' s for eyes and sewn lips. I am forever cursed for opening up Pandora's box. I had no idea that's where it was hidden. Found by a fool, and used in ignorance. I readily admit...I deserve this. And you'll never see these words, not for what they really are... And you'll never know, as I was never told, all the reasons why... I hide, I hurt, I cry, I lie...in dirt... ...Before my sentenc

Sharing
He ordered one hamburger, one order of French Fries and one Drink. The old man unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully cut it in half. He placed one half in front of his wife. He then carefully counted out the French Fries, dividing them into two piles and neatly placed one pile in front of his wife. He took a sip of the drink, his wife took a sip and then set the cup down between them. As he began to eat his few bits of hamburger, the people around them kept looking over and whispering. You could tell they were thinking, "That poor old couple - all they can afford is one meal between the two of them." As the man began to eat his fries a young man came to the table. He politely offered to buy another meal for the old couple. The old man said they were just fine - They were used to sharing everything. The surrounding people noticed the little old lady hadn't eaten a bite. She sat there watching her husband eat and occasionally taking turns sipping the drink.

Yard Sale
One day, while walking to the store, I passed by a nursing home. On the front lawn were six old ladies lying naked on the grass. I thought this was a bit unusual, but continued on my way to the store. On my return trip, I passed the same nursing home with the same six old ladies lying naked on the lawn. This time my curiosity got the best of me and I went inside to talk to the manager. "Do you know there are six ladies lying naked on your front lawn?" "Yes," he said. "They're retired prostitutes, and they're having a yard sale.

More Updatez On Me
Saturday, Went over my uncles house and had a really good time.. We was going to go see that movie never got around to go see so it will be me and my mom to go see the movie no one else.. I did rent three movies tonight and I am on my away to go to bed and I will watch them tomorrow.. Well later in the week I am going to do some catching up... Have a really great day every one.. Virgo24

There Are Times...
There are times when a girl feels overwhelmed, and yes my dear friends it is one of those times. My mother is sick with cancer so i'm feeling a bit of the burden from all of the housework that is accumulating. Since my father is a jerk-off who chooses to ignore the situation, I am the one left to deal with it all. My father and I never got along, but these days it seems that I cannot even stand to be in the same room with him. Ah, what a vent..I feel much better now. Regards, -A

Fifth Level Hell
The wretched King Minos has decided your fate. His tale wraps around his body 5 times. The sweet light no longer strikes against your eyes. Your shade has been banished to... the Fifth Level of Hell! Fifth Level of Hell The river Styx runs through this level of Hell, and in it are punished the wrathful and the gloomy. The former are forever lashing out at each other in anger, furious and naked, tearing each other piecemeal with their teeth. The latter are gurgling in the black mud, slothful and sullen, withdrawn from the world. Their lamentations bubble to the surface as they try to repeat a doleful hymn, though with unbroken words they cannot say it. Because you lived a cruel, vindictive and hateful life, you meet your fate in the Styx. The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Fifth Level of Hell!Here is how you matched up against all the levels:LevelScorePurgatory (Repenting Believers)Very LowLevel 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)Very LowLevel 2 (Lustful)Extreme

Quick Advice
1. Anger is a condition in which the tongue works faster than the mind. 2. You can't change the past, but you can ruin the present by worrying over the future. 3. God always gives His best to those who leave the choice with Him. 4. Everyone needs to be loved...especially when they do not deserve it. 5. The real measure of a man's (woman's) wealth is what he (she) has invested in eternity. 6. Laughter is God's sunshine. 7. Thank God for what you have, Trust God for what you need. 8. If you fill your heart with regrets of yesterday and the worries of tomorrow, you have no today to be thankful for. 9. Man looks at the outward appearance but the Lord looks within. 10. If anyone speaks badly of you, live so that none will believe it. 11. Patience is the ability to idle your motor when you feel like stripping your gears. 12. Harsh words break no bones but they do break hearts. 13. Love is the only thing that can be divided without being diminis

Motto For My Friends
i will be your friend through thick or thin i will back you no matter what or who is wrong i will value your say and thinking in anything i will take the time to talk and listion to you i will be there if you just need a shoulder i will stop my life to help you in yours but if you step on me and throw my love for you aside i will stop my heart from you i will stop my shoulders from supporting you i will block you from saying what you think i will call you on your lack of listioning to me i will move along in my life and leave you behind now that we have that covered welcome to my heart my friend..

Death Or Life?
Please just leave me alone to rot and die, You have killed my mind with your negative lies. With every breath your stinking carcass takes, Locks my mind behind a wrought iron gate. The heavenly light that I once saw, Has been casted out by your filthy made up laws. The fire of my mind has been banished by your ill gotten hand of fate, You tell me it has gone to far, its beyond to late. Your bone crushing words have shackled me to the floor, The end seems to be upon me, there is only but one door. My shadow seems to have turned and run away, Only an empty shell has been left and it shall pay. My mind has been broken under your torrent words of pain, I have nothing but to give up as I slowly go insane. As you quickly and quietly lock me in my padded cell forever to keep, This broken down tortured mind begins to weep.

Best Friendship
A dozen roses I give to you my friend A gift that seems so small But they represent so much Our friendship most of all. A rose for the friendship A rose for the touch A rose for the trust we share Our sharing means so much. A rose for the kindness And the deep caring you show A rose for the comfort given When I've been feeling low. A rose for the laughter How it makes your eyes shine A rose for the dreams we share It's amazing how they intertwine. A rose for the deep respect You give to me with ease A rose for the love we feel And how you wish to please. A rose for your compassion That has helped me in so many ways A rose for bringing me sunshine That has brightened all my days. The last rose is the best For it stands so proud and tall This rose represents you My best friend of all.

Thursday 5-7 P Pst
This week's Guest on BaadMaster's Dungeon Thursday November 2nd, 2006 5-7pm. PST on KSEXradio.com BaadMaster's "Mini Me": Mojo el Diablo Pervette PornStar Squirter: Annie Body & Ron Sullivan (aka Henri Pachard) Don't forget to vote for The BaadMaster's Dungeon, Baad & Ms Genevieve as your favorite's across the board in The KSEX radio Listener's Choice Poll everyday till December 2nd. CLICK HERE TO VOTE

Before You
fade sweet memory! bask in the glory of loss! time fades like last year, nothing to prove, and gone without good-byes. Tears without pain. Nameless face on the bus. Whatever all that means. self salvation, self sacrafice. Ridden hard put away wet. Forever out of reach, forever held down. Nothing to loose, and this too shall pass fade sweet memory. Bleed me of this, and leave only me, before you.

Irritating To Say The Least
I just want to point out one thing that really gets on my nerves and it seems to be getting worse and worse. Come on people... learn when to use "You're" and when to use "Your". This is a growing problem in this country. "You're" is short for "You Are". See, the apostrophe... that makes it a "contraction". Yea, "Your" shows possession. You know... like you don't say, "You know YOUR the best". NO! You say, "You know YOU'RE the best"!!! Cause it's short for "...YOU ARE the best". You don't say, "Your a model?" NO! "YOU'RE a model!" It's not that hard. You use "your" in sentences like, "Give me your number"... you wouldn't say, "Give me you're number". Why do people continue to struggle with this? It really bothers me. Ah... phooey! Shout outs to everyone who is reading this. If you ain't reading it, no shout out for you! Next time we'll address their, they're, and there...and let's don't forget "to vs too"!

I'm In A Mood Tonigth Lol!!!
You are 75% Bittch! I can't believe it! Your almost a full bittch! I know you just sit there and think of ways to be a bittch! How Pathetic is that! You must be awful lonely! Cruelty hurts! Bittch!How much of a B*tch Are you?Create MySpace Quizzes

Accent
What American accent do you have? Your Result: North Central "North Central" is what professional linguists call the Minnesota accent. If you saw "Fargo" you probably didn't think the characters sounded very out of the ordinary. Outsiders probably mistake you for a Canadian a lot.The Midland The West Boston The Inland North Philadelphia The South The Northeast

Curious Day 11-9
I had a very interesting event happen today while I was at work... I work at a calender kiosk [most of the time] during the holiday season, and I get to see lots of very interesting and peculiar people pass by. Well... today, one certain person caught my attention. There was this girl... I believe of some Asian heritage. Her hair was cut for a mohawk, but it was all brushed to one side, like Naomi [if you have ever seen America's Next Top Model, you'll know who I'm talking about], and the mohawk was bleached blonde [sort of]. Her clothing style is what some people might consider to be "Emo", she had a lip peircing and a nose piercing, and holy crap captivating eyes... Saw her three times. Once when she was passing by the kiosk, and some guys on the top floor suddenly whistled and yelled down to the level we were on... we both looked at each other like "What the hell was that all about?" and then quickly looked away from each other. Second time was when she was passing from one stor

Why Do Things Turn Out This Way
Everyone has ditched me today. Bad start to a weekend, depressed and nothing to do except sit on here and occasionaly go pick my mom up out the floor. So I'll be around . . . Possibly crying in a corner somwhere if i can find one dark enough and still in hearing range heh

A Special World
A Special World A special world for you and me A special bond one cannot see It wraps us up in its cocoon And holds us fiercely in its womb. Its fingers spread like fine spun gold Gently nestling us to the fold Like silken thread it holds us fast Bonds like this are meant to last. And though at times a thread may break A new one forms in its wake To bind us closer and keep us strong In a special world, where we belong.

Rats
Don't work for the RAT! If u know me u know what I mean. Smileing fine, making kids happy great, but when the management u r under r a bunch of fake asshole things get really bad. I just want to go to work do my job and come home not deal with these fake people.

The Life Of A Soldier(part 2)
Going into basic training i knew, or thought i did, what was going to happen. in truth i had not idea, at first for me it was less stressful then i had thought, the drill sergents didnt yell, they talked to us like we where human. what was going on here? i was asking myself, what happened to the drill sergent that was suposed to be yelling at me insulting me my mother and everything i held dear? this wasnt the basic i was ready for...i decided just to go with the flow. they inprosessed us which means but all our information into the computer system, so they could keep track of us, and start paying us. then after it was all said and done, they moved us from the inprossesing center to the real basic training, it was the the hell i had read and invisoned opened up on me. first off they stuffed my class about 30 people at the time into whats called a cattle car all 30 of us and all the things that where issed to us and all the things we brought (some people had 4-5 bags total)where stu

Temptation X Radio's One And Only Twisted And Warped Dj_bubba Has Escaped From The State Asylum Come On Out And See Him Get Bent!!!!
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Message To My Son And Daughter
Since Heaven has become your home I sometimes feel I’m so alone; and though we now are far apart and hold a big piece of my heart. I never knew how much I’d grieve when it was time for you to leave; or just how much my heart would ache from that one fragment you would take. God lets this tender hole remain reminding me we’ll meet again, and one day all the pain will cease when He restores this missing piece. He’ll turn to joy my every tear, and when I wear this necklace near it will become my simple way to treasure our Reunion Day.

11/11/ 11:00
Why do we remember at this time on this day For on this day in 1918 The guns of August 1914 fell silent this day Verdun Ypres Gallipoli The Eastern Front Flanders fields these names forgotten now All were fresh all were new For on this November the 11 at 11:00 1918 The guns of August fell silent. That is why we remember on this day The guns of August fell silent on this day so long ago The guns they fell silent So as you honor those who serve and those who have on this day remember this. The guns fell silent. Caty

What Is A Normal Person ?
What is a normal person Is it a perosn that never gets into trouble Never cry about things Person that never yell or fight how do we know if we are A normal person How do we know if we are crazy If there is a normal person Who are they Will we ever know that they are there WIll someone tell me What is a normal person

~ All For Love ~
The moon high in the sky The land covered in dew Mist rolls through the trees As I ride to meet you Upon my mighty steed Cutting through the night Blinded by my love I land in the midst of a fight The grass no longer green The trees all splintered in half Bodies as far as my eye can see Death being the dark wizards craft The moon is blocked out The smoke strangling the sky All my ears hear Makes me want to cry Limbs scattered upon the ground Dying men drawing their final breaths Spears of ungodly steel Marking every man upon their breast Arrows coming to close Barely missing my head What am I to do I soon shall be dead Unsheathing my sword The light of death making it gleam I urge my steed into the battle All hoping this is but a dream I swing my sword I can feel it cut to the bone How many will I have to kill How many will barely make it home The men start to fall Like chess pieces upon a board Blood covering my face As more fall from

Ho, Get Your Ass In, And Let's Ri-i-iii-i-ide.
Fill this out in YOUR OWN WORDS and repost as "My Autobiography" Prologue 1. Where did you take your default pic? on my bed 2. What exactly are you wearing right now? black baby phat robe, black wife beater, leopard panties 3. What is your current problem? I'm getting sick, and I'm kind of hungry... 4. What makes you most happy? laughing or making someone laugh 5. What's the name of the song that you're listening to? Four Seasons-"Who loves you" 6. Has anyone you've been really close with passed away? the only person I was closest with. 7.Do you ever watch MTV? yeah. 8.What's something that really annoys you? Beating around the bush. ;D Even though, i admit, I do it sometimes. But come the fuck on. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Chapter 1: 1.Middle name: Chantel, what was she thinking? 2.Nickname(s): Tiff, Fanny, Tittany, Red, Tippy, Trippy 3.Current place: bedroom 4.Eye color: dark brown

Newer Rap, But Not Best.
Good things happen to bad people That's why I'm rizing to the steple I'm taking over cuz I'm evil Like Kenivel I rely on my steel wit my gat between your lips screamin' HOW DOES IT F-E-E-L! To not be the best the vest can't protect you when I'm aiming straight down your neck and I really don't give a fuck if ya thinks it's just a bluff I rip ya eyeballs out and shove'em in your butt WHAT. I'm goin' out to be the muthafuckin' greatest I'm stompin' on this planet have it spinnin' like Uranus. Painless at least for me as I puffin' on my weed gods good green that I need and I fiend there I go on the same note again fuck it I take a hit and hold it in On a quest to get blown again and I ain't gonna stop till I'm doin' it again, BITCH! now I see this chick so I'm honing in only took 10 minutes for the X to kick in now I'm lookin' for a way to get my dick in cuz I need puzzy like I need crack fuck the pick-up lines lets just hit the sack. Bitch.

Nowhere, None, Wrong... Goodbye
I don't know why I sit and fight knowing that no matter what I try, it will never be enough... I've apologized over and over again and where has that gotten me? Nowhere... absolutely nowhere... I guess it's time to just give up... Time to say the word that isn't normally in my vocabulary... but what other choice do I have? None... absolutely none... There are others that will come and go, But some will never "hurt" the way this one does... I thought there was something special this time... But I was wrong... so very wrong... Now is the time to just spit out that painful word, no matter how much I dislike it and the pain it brings... Goodbye my friend, my love... Goodbye.

Cover It With Love!
TheUnLoved has Stopped by Your Page.. To Cover it With LOVE! And Beautiful Roses! I hope you like them…. They are my favorite. TheUnLoved Then Fades Away, back Into The Darkness of His Rose Garden.

Hannibal
You scored as Hannibal Lecter. You are Hannibal Lecter. You dont need to eat human flesh to live, but do so because it just taste good. You are very intelligent, and enjoy using it to your advantage to keep people guessing. You arent a killing machine, but when you do decide to let loose, watch out! Dinner is served, with some fava beans, and a nice chianti!Hannibal Lecter100%Leatherface85%Jigsaw75%Freddy Krueger70%Michael Myers65%Pinhead50%Buffalo Bill50%Candyman40%Jason Voorhees35%Captain Spaulding25%

Family 2
Well today my sis called me again. Guess what she wanted? Money again her lights are going to get turned off if i do not send her $100. So as always i sent her the money and i will not hear from her till she needs money again. She has 2 kids and never been married. But at lest thay are with the same dad (as far as we know) he pays child suport of about 400 a month and he also sends her money when she needs it. **wounder why she always needs money** But every month it is something new her lights her gas her phone her internet... my thoght is if she cant keep her lights and gas on WHY in the hell dose she have internet. I can see a phone as a need because she don't have a car but internet and DSL at that. Pay your real bills frist. Am I right? Anyways.... Guess she has just been pissing me off sorry if you read this and are tired of me bitchin..but i have sent her like 1500 in the last month.

It's All About Me!
1) What is your sign? Taurus 2) What is your favorite color? Black 3) More afraid of snakes or spiders? Neither as long as they aren't on me. 4) Longest amount of hours you've ever slept? Oh, 14 or so. 5) Are aliens real? Please don't scare me. 6) Eggs & bacon? Lamps & Astroglide. 7) Multilingual? I speak a little Spanish, and VERY little French. One of my goals is to learn Spanish, French, Portugese & Italian. 8) Why are hamburgers called 'HAMburgers' when they made from beef? Don't be retarded. 9) Sneakers or boots? I wear sneakers every day to work. 10) Is North Korea trying to play the world? In all honesty, I think the US is trying to play the world. 11) Is that glass half-full or half-empty? I've always been a half-empty girl, but I'm gradually making the transition to half-full. 12) Rather be naked or clothed? Depends on who I'm with. 13) Do you watch 'Grey's Anatomy'? Never seen it. 14) What is your all-time fave

I Know I Havent Been On Lately.............
But if I've talked to you on here more than twice then if you want you can call me at 803-773-2018. There is only a few people on here that I actually really talked to so I dont need my phone to be blowing up and all that lol.

Yes More Updatez On Me
Well I have not been taking my meds like I am supposed too.. This time it sliped.. I really don't know what to do.. If I end up having that break down.. Why a break down? I am tired of people asking me for money all the time.. the people are is my mom she is driving me nuts.. I tryed but it don't seem to work at all.. Yes it is really bullshit, but I can't help it.. I did what I can.. I guess I am going have to get away for a while.. If my grandmother goes to Ohio than I am going up there to see my dad and my best friends parents.. It is the only way to get away from the computer and my mom and every one else that is here.. I have not been really out of the house expet for going to my Appointments.. I do want to get out but If I get out of the house, things will be out of hand.. Don't know why I am thinking this way.. My meds is the only thing that could or can clam me down.. I have depression and I do get depressed alot.. I try to write in my journal and it will get things

South Park
Which South Park kid are you most like?KyleYou are clever, and often come up with intelligent and funny comebacks to other people's stupid remarks.Click Here to Take This QuizBrought to you by YouThink.com quizzes and personality tests.

A Strong Woman Vs A Woman Of Strength
A strong woman works out every day to keep her body in shape... but a woman of strength builds relationships to keep her soul in shape. A strong woman isn't afraid of anything... but a woman of strength shows courage in the midst of her fear. A strong woman won't let anyone get the best of her... but a woman of strength gives the best of her to everyone. A strong woman makes mistakes and avoids the same in the future... but a woman of strength realizes life's mistakes can also be unexpected blessings and capitalizes on them. A strong woman wears the look of confidence on her face... but a woman of strength wears grace. A strong woman has faith that she is strong enough for the journey... but a woman of strength, has faith that it is in the journey that she will become strong.

The Water Bearer
A water bearer in India had two large pots, each hung on the ends of a pole which he carried across his neck. One of the pots had a crack in it while the other pot was perfect and always delivered a full portion of water. At the end of the long walk from the stream to the house, the cracked pot arrived only half full. For a full two years this went on daily, with the bearer delivering only one and a half pots full of water to his house. Of course, the perfect pot was proud of its accomplishments, perfect for which it was made. But the poor cracked pot was ashamed of its own imperfection, and miserable that it was able to accomplish only half of what it had been made to do. After 2 years of what it perceived to be a bitter failure, it spoke to the water bearer one day by the stream. "I am ashamed of myself, and I want to apologize to you. I have been able to deliver only half my load because this crack in my side causes water to leak out all the way back to your house. Because of my fla

The Many Moods Of Pixie Stick
im sure a lot of you have gotten a taste of my many moods this past month... im sorry, i have been dealing with a lot of stress and im angry inside. im angry because i feel like there are things i could have done to prevent other things from happening, when in all reality i know there isnt... i just have to face reality and accept the fact that no its not my fault my sister died, no its not my fault i like someone who i will probably never be with, and no its not my fault i have all these emotions. im sorry if i piss you off because i get quiet or stop talking, im just thinking and trying to deal with some of my issues. all my life i have been putting others before me and so for once im putting myself first, and if this pisses you off then im sorry that you can accept the fact that your not number one in my book. im not going to change who i am just to satisfy you. im just going through a really rough period in my life right now, just suck it up and let me be. another thing, if i say i

Myspace Sux.
I am so over MySpace and their bloated mess. I have completely given up. In fact, if you have me as a friend on MS, you'll notice that I've gone missing. That's right, I am so fed up and also, so in love with CherryTap, that I'm optin' out of MS. Next time you log in, you'll have a mysterious unknown blank spot in your friends list that says, "this user had deleted his account." So, anyone else optin' out of MySpace? Tell me about it.

You Are My Forever Love
You Are My Forever Love I'll always remember our first days together those magical times when our love was so new I remember the wonder we felt in our closeness, the passion and joy I discovered with you... Somehow it seemed we were meant for each other, you made me feel cherished, complete, understand, And I knew if I walked by your side through the future, I'd always be happy and life would be good... Time has brought change to the world that we share, but the sweet, simple truth that I knew from the start Is timeless and changeless forever and ever I need you and love you with all of my heart. I LOVE YOU BABY!

Going Back!!!
Well, it looks like we are getting called back up. This makes the third time for me. I hope everyone is well and stays well. I will drop in as much as I can, so be looking out for me. I still have a couple of weeks. I guess they need some more mean green to take care of buisness!! Anyway, keep supporting your troops and I'll see ya'll down the road! Todd

Havock Wrought
Havoc Wrought Valiant Knights on steeds so strong, ride into battle armor shining. They fight while singing berserkers song, and watch with reverence carrion dining. Their swords drawn and sheathed in blood, Moonlight shines from steely blades. Battlefield littered with bodies in mud, died fighting a battle from which heroes are made. The minions of hell stand against onslaught, but these lost souls march on without fear. For they've once already stood and fought, against all odds for what is held dear. Lightning shatters summer night, and the thunder warns of doom to come. Winged birds wild have taken flight, to escape this war torn kingdom. Now look on the land this war was fought, and see the cost was far too dear. Land which lay barren after mayhems been wrought, A kingdom, which shall never recover, I fear.

So
so here I am on Cherry Tap. I have to remember th thanks Autum Austin (again) for inviting me. I find the people here ALOT more open and friendly than anywhere else. To those o fyou out there: I am an open kinda guy. I will give MOST anyone a chance to be my friend. Don't play games with me, and I wont play games with you. Fair is fair...lol Well, I wish everyoen here a HAPPY THANKSGIVING! Until I hear from you all again....take care!

Procrastinating
So, like ALWAYS, I really should be studying for the two tests that I have back to back tomorrow but...I just don't feel like it. No motivation, as usual. I need to get into my pajamas and take my contacts out and brush my teeth and all that jazz but...I don't feel like doing that either. I'm so glad I am off work tomorrow, but it's still going to be a pretty busy day. Not that I'm complaining. Ok, that's all I got. I'll probably piss around on here for about 15 more minutes, and then HOPEFULLY get ready for bed and study before I fall asleep. They say if you study right before you pass out you will remember it better. Is this true? No idea. Probably not.

Chocolate Cake Squares With Eggnog Sauce
Ingredients: * 1-1/2 teaspoons baking soda * 1 cup buttermilk or sour milk* * 3/4 cup HERSHEY'S Cocoa * 3/4 cup boiling water * 1/4 cup (1/2 stick) butter or margarine, softened * 1/4 cup shortening * 2 cups sugar * 2 eggs * 1 teaspoon vanilla extract * 1/8 teaspoon salt * 1-3/4 cups all-purpose flour * Powdered sugar * EGGNOG SAUCE(recipe follows) Directions: 1. Heat oven to 350°F. Grease and flour 13x9x2-inch baking pan. 2. Stir baking soda into buttermilk in medium bowl; set aside. Stir together cocoa and water until smooth; set aside. 3. Beat butter, shortening and sugar in large bowl until creamy. Add eggs, vanilla and salt; beat well. Add buttermilk mixture alternately with flour to butter mixture, beating until blended. Add cocoa mixture; blend thoroughly. Pour batter into prepared pan. 3. Bake 40 to 45 minutes or until wooden pick inserted in center comes out clean. Cool completely. Sprinkle powdere

Get To Know Me A Lil Better
OK HERE'S HOW THIS WORK I WILL TELL YOU TEN THING'S ABOUT ME THEN I WILL PICK TEN PEOPLE TO DO THE SAME THING THIS IS A GOOD WAY FOR US ALL TO GET TO KNOW THE PEOPLE WE CHAT WITH AND CALL OUR FRIENDS I THINK IF YOUR MY FRIEND YOU'D LIKE TO KNOW ALL YOU CAN AS I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW ABOUT YOU SO IF I PICK YOU YA GOTTA PLAY DAMMIT LOL 1) I am married with 3 children, one grandson 2) I am a nature freak 3) I am 47 :-) 4) I have love making others smile 5) I have a major desire to please others 6) I hide my feelings 7) my nickname is Pixie 8) I love cooking and experimenting with new foods 9) I love mountains trees and water 10) My favorite eat out food is Chinese 11.)Ok... one extra thing about me... I LOVE MEETING NEW PEOPLE, MAKING NEW FRIENDS OK MY 10 PEOPLE ARE........ 1. Dave 2. Daykwa 3. Cindy 4. Shieldbreaker 5. KateCoedBBW2 7. afreakingperv 8. jonel 9. bad4u 10. Nyne NOW PICK 10 PEOPLE AND PUT BOO ON IT AND SEND YOUR LINK

B-day And Work — Tuesday, July 18, 2006
This is what happen to me on my b-day well my day was a very good day b/c it was my b-day and the three jokers at work which me included had some fun today. some guy came up behind one of the jokers and pulled his pants down. but when that happened he didn't have any underwear on at the time. lol. he aslo had his shirt pulled up showing off his stomach and when the guy pulled down his pants it revelled everything. he was so imparressed by this that everyone that seen this was laughing there asses off. so that person got revenge on me for laughing at him and pulled down my shorts but i did have underwear on. after he did that i just left them down and kept on working. which pissed him off. lol then the supervisor asked me y r my shorts down and i told him that my button broke and they just kept on falling down so i just left them down. so then he gave me a safty pin to hold them up but i had to tell him a lie cause i didn't wont anyone getting in trouble for this. also the superviso

Things That You Can Only Say At Thanksgiving:
Things that you can ONLY say at Thanksgiving: 1. Talk about a huge breast! 2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist. 3. It's Cool Whip time! 4. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst! 5. Whew, that's one terrific spread! 6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat. 7. Are you ready for seconds yet? 8. Its a little dry, do you still want to eat it? 9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some! 10. Don't play with your meat. 11. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in. 12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once? 13. I didn't expect everyone to come at once! 14. You still have a little bit on your chin. 15. How long will it take after you stick it in? 16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up. 17. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that! 18. That's the biggest one I've ever seen

The Greatest Gift
we can give another person is the gift of ourselves. When we can share our deepest convictions and failures, our ideals and disillusionments, our hopes and frustrations, our dreams and despairs, our answers and our questions then we are loving our neighbors as ourselves as well as loving our enemies. A friend put it this way: If I share the whole of me with you, I share the good as well as the bad. I don't hide anything of myself from you, not in a deep friendship, or a deep marriage for that matter. By sharing some things I hate about myself, I'm loving my inside enemy. I'm telling you I'm still human and have a lot of growing to do. I'd love to tell you only about all my good points: it would make me feel a lot better, but it wouldn't be sharing all of me with you. TODAY I will concentrate on sharing my insides and outsides with another. I will listen to myself as I talk. I will not be satisfied if I sit on my laurels or wallow in my woes. I will improve myself by becoming awa

New Photo Contest
Ive entered a new photo contest weith Wolfeagle, the them been waterfalls The photo I used is a man made waterfall oh a shopping centre call Rgehed, which is bukld into a hill, the waterfall is a man made fall Click the photo to vote for me

I Hope Everyone Is Haveing A Real Good Weekend.
Damn I know that I am so tired. LOL.. I went to the Blitz this friday and it was crazy there was no reason I should have even kept myself up for all that DRAMA.. Well I did get to chill with my homegirl.. Neicey.. Well I feel real weak today. I stayed up friday all night so I could go to the sales and then friday night decided that I was going to go with my old man to a party.. HaHa.. Damn them things.. You know all that beer and things well you shouldnt mess with.. HeHe.. Well I need to get off this damn bloging shit and get my ass in the shower, I thought maybe I would feel better.. I am so tired that I am seeing tracors. Gosh Damn dont make no sence. Between my old man and our georgious lil girl I will never get any rest.. Well I am going now I will be back later to fill you in the rest of this thing I have well I guess some people would call it a life, well that is if you think it can be called that.. Well Peace Out and Be Safe.. HaHa I need to tell my own ass that.. TaTa Mi

Blind Man
Blind Man can not force faith down your throat or open your eyes to see the truth of it can not help you accept the facts and can not be expected to suffer the punishment for a crime unnatural why can't you see why can't you see?! dying in this space between what is and what could be and you are murdering love m.e.j.

¢À Crimson Kisses
I could get lost in the black oblivion wrap myself in the lethe dreams that madness will bring Just surrender to the darkness Fall in love with the danger live the life of a stranger For a real taste of the wine of forgetfullness.. So that the wicked might finally rest

Friends From Afar
It takes strength to be firm It takes courage to be gentle It takes strength to stand guard It takes courage to surrentder It takes strength to be certain It takes courage to h ave doubt It takes strength to fit in It takes courafe to stand out It takes strength to feel a friend's pain It takes courage to feel your own pain It takes strength to hide your own pains It takes courage to show them It takes strength to endure abuuse It takes courage to stop it It takes strength to stand alone It takes courage to lean on another It takes strength to love It takes courafe to be loves It takes strength to survive It takes courage to live If you feel you have neither, May the world hug you today With it's warmth, and love. And may the wind carry a voice That tells you there is a friend Sitting in another corner of the world wishing you well.

The Origin Of Women
The Origin Of Women Adam was walking around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely, so God asked Adam, "What is wrong with you?" Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to. God said he was going to give him a companion and it would be a woman. He said, "This person will cook for you and wash your clothes, she will always agree with every decision you make. She will bear you children and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to takecare of them. She will not nag you, and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you've had a disagreement. She will never have a headache, and will freely give you love and compassion whenever needed". Adam asked God, "What will a woman like this cost?" God said, "An arm and a leg." To which Adam replied, "What can I get for just a rib?" The rest is history.

Nughty Scop For Mee
Virgo (Aug 23 - Sept. 22)-- This is the MOST confused sign on the planet. This sign is pretty realistic: No Frills. They love to fuck in showers not because it's kinky...but because of hygenic reasons...they are big into sanitary issues. Every Virgo I have ever met has issues...always going back to hygiene. They have to arrange time in their busy scheduals to have sex...But when a reservation is made...You had better be there on time, if not a little early. With flowers. And Clean. Virgos want to make their partner happy. That's it. USUALLY. You will always get a freaky Virgo, but not often. Even so, they will TRY to get YOU to cum. And if they can't make you cum, they will buy someone or something that will. Yes you read that right. The sign of the virgin believes in prostitution. Missionary is their big thing. I wish I could give Virgos more kink...but, that's about it. Except maybe try spanking them sometime and see what will happen. They LIVE to masturbate...whether its you

My Sex Test Results
How Good In Bed Are You?Congratulations, according to our experts, you scored : 92% which makes you ExcellentYou are an expert in the bedroom. You know how to please your partner and keep them coming back and begging for moreHow Good In Bed Are You, find out at NaughtyQ.com

Fascinate
A grade school teacher in Kentucky asked her students to use the word "fascinate" in a sentence. Molly put up her hand and said, "My family went to my granddad's farm, and we all saw his pet sheep it was fascinating." The teacher said, "That was good, but I wanted you to use the word "fascinate, not fascinating". Sally raised her hand. She said, "My family went to see Rock City and I was fascinated." The teacher said, "Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word "fascinate." Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because she had been burned by Little Johnny before. She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word "fascinate", so she called on him. Johnny said, "My aunt Gina has a sweater with ten buttons, but her tits are so big she can only fasten eight." The teacher sat down and cried.

White Rabbit?!?
You scored as White Rabbit. You're constantly worrying about everything, and always in a rush. If you were diagnosed with any psychological ailment, it'd probably be anxiety disorder.White Rabbit75%Queen of Hearts63%The Mad Hatter63%Caterpillar50%Tweedle Dee & Dum38%Cheshire Cat25%Alice0%Which Alice in Wonderland Character are YOU?created with QuizFarm.com

Check It Out
For those of you who may not read my bulletins but check out my blogs... Please go and check out my page - I have added some holiday cheer to it. Let me know what you think.... much love, ~Heather Heather-fuking-tastic@ CherryTAP

Dispatchers Creed
YOU may know where you are and what you are doing. GOD may know where you are and what you are doing. BUT if your DISPATCHER doesn't know where you are and what you are doing. then I hope that you and GOD are on very GOOD TERMS!!!! Author Unknown

Beware...area Code Warning!
I recieved this from a friend, dunno how TRUE it is, seems a lil' bizarre, but hey..what do I know, lol..I'm gonna post it anyways, have a good friends! IMPORTANT INFO ABOUT AREA CODES: We actually received a call last week from the 809 area code. The woman said "Hey, this is Karen Sorry I missed you--get back to us quickly. I Have something important to tell you." Then she repeated a phone number beginning with 809 . "We didn't respond". Then this week, we received the following e-mail: Subject: DON'T EVER DIAL AREA CODE 809 , 284 AND 876 THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT INFORMATION PROVIDED TO US BY AT&T. DON'T EVER DIAL AREA CODE 809 This one is being distributed all over the US . This is pretty scary, especially given the way they try to get you to call. Be sure you read this and pass it on. They get you to call by telling you that it is information about a family member who has been ill or to tell you someone has-been arrested, died, or to let you know you h

What My Name Means
There are 18 letters in your name. Those 18 letters total to 76 There are 8 vowels and 10 consonants in your name. Your number is: 4 The characteristics of #4 are: A foundation, order, service, struggle against limits, steady growth. The expression or destiny for #4: Order, service, and management are the cornerstones of the number 4 Expression. Your destiny is to express wonderful organization skills with your ever practical, down-to-earth approach. You are the kind of person who is always willing to work those long, hard hours to push a project through to completion. A patience with detail allows you to become expert in fields such as building, engineering, and all forms of craftsmanship. Your abilities to write and teach may lean toward the more technical and detailed. In the arts, music will likely be your choice. Artistic talents may also appear in such fields as horiculture and floral arrangement, as well. Many skilled physicians and especially surgeons have the 4 Exp

Cat Part Three
As Cat continued berating and humiliating her husband, Sir positioned himself behind her. Stopping in mid sentence, Cat began to moan as she felt him rubbing his cock on the outside of her pussy. She couldn't wait to feel him deep inside her, but she had a little game she wanted to play with James first. "Oh God, James", she began "I can feel his cock rubbing all over my cunt. It feels so good." James closed his eyes and tried to shut out her voice. His ego had been shattered. Everything he thought he knew about his wife was turning out to be wrong, but worse than that were the things he was having to face about himself. "Look at me", Cat interrupted his thoughts. He looked up into her lust filled eyes. She looked almost possessed, a combination of sexuality and power. He felt himself shudder involuntarily. "We have come to a turning point, in our little game here.", Cat continued. "See, I can tell you like this, and not just by the fact that you have a hard on. I can tell you are stru

The Last Few Days
need to vent alittle here!!!! even if it is just to myself and any one else who wants to read... you know the saying if things can go wrong they will..... well my last 2 days have been that way.... my jeep broke down, i ran out of wood for the house so my pipes froze, 5 of my patients died and they were some of my favorites!!!! you can't do what i do and not get attatched to the ppl you take care of 6 days a week for over 4 yrs and not have it effect you, and since i work night shift i have to of course sleep during the day, but i have had a 4 yr old boy with adhd at my house for the last 2 days and so no sleep for me...... ok enough whining from me for now:) i look forward to what good may now happen in my life since it usually works that way..... one chapter ends and another begins..... i am just hoping this next chapter has some really good stuff in it:) for how ever reads this sorry for rambling and taking up your time but i am sure that for some you know exactly what i am going th

Relationship Quotes...
1. We all work with one infinite power. 2. The Secret is the Law of Attraction (LOA). 3. Whatever is going on in your mind is what you are attracting. 4. We are like magnets - like attract like. You become AND attract what you think. 5. Every thought has a frequency. Thoughts send out a magnetic energy. 6. People think about what they don't want and attract more of the same. 7. Thought = creation. If these thoughts are attached to powerful emotions (good or bad) that speeds the creation. 8. You attract your dominant thoughts. 9. Those who speak most of illness have illness, those who speak most of prosperity have it... etc. 10. It's not "wishful" thinking. 11. You can't have a universe without the mind entering into it. 12. Choose your thoughts carefully ... you are a masterpiece of your life. 13. It's OK that thoughts don't manifest into reality immediately (if we saw a picture of an elephant and it instantly appeared, that would be

My Maui Trip
hey everyone I hope your thanksgivings where great. I had a spectacular time for my holiday, partly because I spent it in Maui!!! I was there for a week and I had a wonderful time but it wasn't long enough. I wish I could stay there longer. I posted a dairy at my site about my trip as well as a candid gallery with my vacation photos and a new video trip from the top of the volcano at sunrise. I am wondering if anyone is skilled at creating wallpapers?? I need new wallpapers for my site and If someone can make me some I will definitly return the favor. Please contact me at nikki@nikitalea.com xoxoxooxox Nikita http://www.nikitalea.com http://groups.yahoo.com/group/OfficialNikitaLeaFanClub

This Is Better Looking Than The Lastl
Spotting. Are you looking for Me? Well, I recently was interviewed by Dickie Virgin and this expose can be seen on their site...HERE. Ms. Genevieve 1-800-TO-FLIRT, ext, 0376164 What is the meaning of life? The meaning of life is the absorption and appreciation of the pleasures as well as the pains that come from the 5 senses, the fullfilment of ones dreams and goals and the warm feelings that come inside from making a difference in your own life and the lives you come in contact with, (From Consumating)

Contest
COMON LADIES i NEED 4 MORE OF YOUR TO START IF YOU CAN GET A PIC WITH YOU ING A BAKNIN TOP AND A SMILE THAT IS ALL i NEED TIME IS RUNNING OUT i WILL ONLY BE ASKING FOR ONE MORE DAY BUT PLEASE IF YOU GET ENTERED IN IT NOW YOU WILL HAVE FUN THERE IS BE GIFTS YOU WILL RECIVE WHICH IS A PROTION OF ANY OT THE GIFT OF WHAT i MAKE IN THE ct BUCKS GOT TO YOU GIRL SO IT IS WORTH IT

Guys Suck!
OK...I have decided that the SERIOUS RELATIONSHIP game is not for me for a while! I have been engaged 3 times! number one: He dumped me for my best friend, who dumped him for me! :P number two: Was shipped off to Iraq, then I met number three. Now number two denies our engagement, but is one of my best friends and is secretly madly in love with me, he just doesn't realize it! number three: OHHHH number three is a doozy!! We actually made it to the alter...HOWEVER...1 week shy of 7 months into our marriage, he left me because he felt he was too young to be married. Well, guess what...3 weeks later hooks up with the girl he moved in with that he supposedly had NO feelings for. Now she is pregnant. And I am left with a COLD broken heart! YEAH for me! And his mother is tickled pink about that one! Congrats to the whole bunch! Good luck I hope you ROTT IN HELL!!! I know very dramatic! I really wasn't about drama till I met number one! And then that was only

Op(r)ose
Numbers so overwhelming, but I still oppose you No chance of living free, if I lose and I join you Defend convictions through fury, you are just worm meat The sacrifice of empathy, in all it’s superficial glory ACCUSED OF SOCIAL FOLLOWING ATTEMPTING TO DISCREDIT ME IMPLY THAT I AM SUFFERING FROM THE LED SHEEP DISEASE BUT YOU ARE JUST AN UNDERLING HYPOCRACY OPRESSED FANTICY YOU’RE STAINED YOU ARE THE UNCLEAN WELCOME TO THE HUMAN WASTE MACHINE DEATH TO ALL THOSE WHO OPOSE US DEATH TO ALL THOSE WHO OPOSE US DEATH TO ALL THOSE WHO OPOSE US DEATH TO ALL THOSE WHO OPOSE US Mass minorities stripped of resources Communities have been divorced As one we outnumber the old word A new end of the whip and I won’t let you heal New wisdom replaces the foolish former You’re a dinosaur fossilized horror We’ve expelled your oppression through aggression The only thing you’ve taught us is violent suppression Surviving occupation, of my uncivilized nation Privatized d

The Folded Napkin
The Folded Napkin .. A Truckers Story If this doesn't light your fire..your wood is wet! I try not to be biased, but I had my doubts about hiring Stevie. His placement counselor assured me that he would be a good, reliable busboy. But I had never had a mentally handicapped employee and wasn't sure I wanted one. I wasn't sure how my customers would react to Stevie. He was short, a little dumpy with the smooth facial features and thick-tongued speech of Downs Syndrome. I wasn't worried about most of my trucker customers because truckers don't generally care who buses tables as long as the meatloaf platter is good and the pies are homemade. The four-wheeler drivers were the ones who concerned me; the mouthy college kids traveling to school; the yuppie snobs who secretly polish their silverware with their napkins for fear of catching some dreaded "truck stop germ" the pairs of white-shirted business men on expense accounts who think every truck s

Brownie Bottomed Peanut Butter And Milk Chocolate Chip Cheesecake
Ingredients: * 1 cup HERSHEY'S Milk Chocolate Chips, divided * 1 cup REESE'S Peanut Butter Chips, divided * 6 tablespoons butter or margarine, melted * 1-1/4 cups sugar * 1 teaspoon vanilla extract * 2 eggs * 1 cup plus 2 tablespoons all-purpose flour * 1/3 cup HERSHEY'S Cocoa * 1/2 teaspoon baking powder * 1/2 teaspoon salt * Cheesecake Layer(recipe follows) * 1/2 teaspoon shortening(do not use butter, shortening, spread or oil) Directions: 1. Heat oven to 350°F. Grease 9-inch springform pan. Set aside 1 tablespoon each milk chocolate chips and peanut butter chips for drizzle. 2. Stir together butter, sugar and vanilla in large bowl with spoon or wire whisk. Add eggs; stir until well blended. Stir in flour, cocoa, baking powder and salt; blend well. Spread in prepared pan. 3. Bake 25 to 30 minutes or until brownie begins to pull away from side of pan. Meanwhile make cheesecake layer. 4. Immediately after removi

Merry Fucking Christmas
blech...yeah so its been a loooooooong weekend....work sucked of course...had a great time saturday nite! thanks jeremy! evidently some shit has been happening at my house while i was at work this weekend.... i knew my parents had been fighting some this weekend but i was not expecting my mom to tell me this morning that my dad had left was not coming back adn was going to see an attorney on monday...i mean come on you have been married for 25 years and yeah i used to wish they would get a divorice all the time when i was younger but at the same time i thought it was cool that my parents were one of the VERY few that i knew that were still together....i really am not sure how i feel about it now...i know i am VERY pissed off at my dad i mean my mom has been REALLY stressed out recently and he's gonna go and add this on top of it and to top it off its fucking christmas season...i know he doesnt give a shit about christmas but he didnt have to ruin it for all of us....so yeah merry fuck

Go Fan Babyjesus
babyjesus@ CherryTAP Lets go fan Baby Jesus Day!! I will break it down like this This guy (and his buddies) live, breath and sleep cherrytap! So lets go show him JUST how much we really do appreciate him and his hard work GO FAN HIM Cuz with out him and his buddies there wouldn’t be a cherrytap! So what are u still reading this for GO AND BECAME BABY J FAN Thanks & u all kick ass BE GOOD – santa is on his way ;) babyjesus@ CherryTAP

Salute To Single Parents
The hardest job in the world is that of a single parent we over look all the things they have to do that are taken for granted. The single parent is the provider, healer, mom, dad, tutor, teacher, educator, director, advice giver, best friend, and lover. To those he/she has in their life and all the worries that come along with it like a home with both parents. Yeah things are a little different but for the better of their child/children. There are those who like to fault the single parent without knowing the real responsibility of what all they are faced with daily and what they have to deal with on the regular. I know first hand what it is like for the single parent because I come the home of one. The greatest person in my life was a single mom that took care of me and made sure that I did the right thing while working. No I wasn't always watched but that only made me a better person and gave me quicker wits and understanding of what all life may have in store for me.

Internet Awareness Update! By J.t.
Just letting everyone out there on the net know: Crazy Bitch is the new Miss Murder which of course replaced Miss New Booty that subbed in after anything with Razor that took the place of Hotgurl694u Have a good day, and be careful out there.

You Still Inspire Me {{poetic Garbage}}
such a warm embrace from one so cold hearted he whispers the words I need to hear "I might be in love with you" and I feel myself falling again drawn to his aching heart knowing it will be my downfall, I cling to a false love he breaks me down and revels in my misery he whispers the words I dread "you are my one regret"

Global Warming 101 On Oprah Today
If you aren't already watching the Oprah Show, today's show with Al Gore on it is VERY interesting look at Global Warming 101. Take a look, if you can, while you can.... He might have not made a very good President, but he is very good at being a lecturer on this show.

Who Do I Attract?
What type of person do you attract? Your Result: You attract geeks! Your stunning intellect and love of sci-fi and video games allures the geeks like nothing else. Maybe it is the sparkle in your eye that makes them want to text you, who knows. Geeks make good partners, but tend to be arguementative. If you are a TRUE geek magnet, you will know if that was spelled correctly, and actually care. If it is a bad-boy/bad-girl you are seeking, you are barking up the wrong tree, unless they are just 'bad' behind a PS2 console.You attract unstable people! You attract Yuppies! You attract artsy people! You attract models! You attract rednecks! What type of person do you attract?Quizzes for MySpace

Question To The Bloggers
hey is there a level to the blogging? Like there is a level to the regular tappers.. I have never blogged in my life. So I don't know how to ask this right? I know people have been saying there is the #1 blogger. That is not my question.. BUT are there different things we can do at different levels. because when I was first typing I could not see who was viewing me and now I can...is that because I was too new? Or was did I just change a setting without realizing it?

Friends
If any one reads this blog please add me as a friend im new in cherry tap and im in dessperate need of friends and im not sure how this all works. So who ever is reading this please add me and explain to how this all works.

A Tour Around My Work
Get Your Music Video Code Here | MySpace Codes | Free HOPE (please play as you read this blog) MySpace Polls 30,000 Music Video Codes | MySpace Layouts THE NURSING HOME WERE I WORK YOU CAN SEE HOW BIG IT IS SHOWN FROM DIFFERENT ANGLES THE HOUSE IS OVER 100 YEARS OLD HAS MANY CORRIDORS TO GO DOWN, LITTLE OUT THE WAY TURNS, LITTLE HIDDEN ROOMS, THIS IS THE SLUICE ROOM, ONE UP STAIRS ONE DOWN LITTLE WINDY STAIRS LEADING TO BIGGER WINDY STAIRS DOWN STAIRS, MORE CORRIDORS,LOTS OF ROOMS THIS IS WERE ALL THE RESIDENTS MEALS AR

To My Friend Hushy
LOVE AND ROSES THOSE ROSES WHERE SO BEAUTIFUL THEY WILL ALWAYS BE WITH ME I HAVE NOW PLACED THE PETAL IN PAGES ONE,TWO AND THREE ROSES LOVINGLY SEND TO ME BLOOM IN WHITE, PINK AND RED ENCLOSED IN MY POETRY BOOK ON THE TABL BESIDE MY BED THEY ALL STAY FRESH IN MY MIND LOVE AND ROSES I CONNECT THE TWO PLACE BENEATH THE ROSE PETALS ARE THE MESSAGES WRITTEN BY YOU ALL HAVE SOME LOVING MESSAGES I REMEMBER THE FIRST WHITE ROSES ATTACHED TO THEN WERE THE WORDS THANKS FORTHE WONDERFUL NIGHT THE PINK ONE IN MY SECOND PAGE PRETTY,DELICATE AND SO FRAGILE YOU SAYING THEY REMIND YOU OF ME YOU DREW ONTO THE MESSAGE A SMILE THE CAME THE ROMATIC RED ROSES TWO HEARTS ON THE MESSAGE IN RED THE HEARTS AND RIBBON, THE LOVE OF TWO TWO ROSES, TWO HEARTS WE THREAD

A Lovely Sonnet, Number 18
Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? Thou art more lovely and more temperate. Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May, And summer's lease hath all too short a date. Sometime too hot the eye of heaven shines, And often is his gold complexion dimm'd; And every fair from fair some time declines, By chance, or nature's changing course, untrimm'd; But thy eternal summer shall not fade Nor lose possession of that fair thou ow'st; Nor shall Death brag thou wand'rest in his shade, When in eternal lines to time thou grow'st: So long as men can breathe or eyes can see, So long lives this, and this gives life to thee. ~The one and only Master of sonnet, Mr. William Shakespeare

I Will Survive!!!!
When you said you had 10 inches, Lord I almost died! At first I was afraid, I was petrified. But I'd spent so many years just waiting for a man that long, That I grew strong, And I knew that I could take you on... But there you are, another lie, I was ready for a Big Mac and you've brought me a French Fry! I should have known that it was bulls***t, just a sad pathetic dream Should have known there was no Anaconda lurking in those jeans! Go on now - go, ! Walk out the door, Don't you promise me 10 inches, then turn up with only 4! Weren't you a brat to think I wouldn't find you out!? Don't you know we're only joking when we say size don't count??!! [Chorus] I will survive! I will survive! Cuz as long as I have batteries, My sex life's gonna thrive! I will always have good sex, with a handful of latex! I will survive! I will survive! Hey! Hey! It took all my self control not to laugh out loud, When I saw your little weiner standing tall and proud! But to hell

Everything For Equal Or More
Yes... I leave for BMT this sunday... ::woot:: San Antonio, TX here I come... damn... time went by too fast... last time I even thought about the day I was leaving was 3 months ago.. but here it is.. right infront of me. I wish I didn't have to leave everything behind.. but my future is depending on this, and I don't see anything else out their for me... but for those of you I haven't seen in person or whatever... I would like to say goodbye.. and so long until Mid-February...

Holding On
Holding on..... Current mood: cynical to visions that you'll never see holding on the thought just never escaped me Forever Strong i realized i should always be I'm holding on longer till i can break free How longer? will you ever see? The impression was that you loved me

Family
i havent spoken to my uncle in damn near 10 years since i was a child. i had nothing to say anything my father and my uncle had a blow out though i think my father was justified i didnt have a choice in the break off there so last night news got back to me that my uncle has cancer and has to go get a bone marow transplant soon, but even with that things arent looking good. so i went through a lot of people to track down his number and i call, he answered his phone and im like hi how are you? he started talking to me and mid conversation he stops and hes like who is this i told him and he yells dumb little bitch and slams down the phone, only thing i could think to do is cry. i dont understand, before the big fight i was like his own little girl. all i wanted to do is make peace for something i really had nothing to do with in the first place. i just needed to rant because i just dont understand

There Was Something Missing
There was an empty space in my heart, something missing from my life. I didn’t know what it was, this emptiness inside, so it took me for a ride. I search a million miles, to find what I had lost. Then I looked inside you eyes and found out what it was. The love, we had. Once lost, now found. It took so very long, to find what I thought lost. How was I to know, it was right here all along. This love, we had. This love once lost. I can’t believe it’s true, this love I have for you. It’s much stronger now and burns, from deep inside. This love, now found. This life renewed. Why couldn’t I see before, the love I have for you. Why did I search so far, and not seek it in you. I only hope it’s not too late. To recreate, the love we once had, the love I finally found, In you. The journey was long and hard, and it almost cost us all. But this love we have inside, has kept us both alive, this love won’t die. I love you Char!

The Koran For Swearing-in Oath
A first for America...The Koran replaces the Bible at swearing-in oath What book will America base it's values on, the Bible or the Koran? America, Not Keith Ellison, decides what book a congressman takes his oath on By Dennis Prager - Tuesday, November 28, 2006 Keith Ellison, D-Minn., the first Muslim elected to the United States Congress, has announced that he will not take his oath of office on the Bible, but on the bible of Islam, the Koran. He should not be allowed to do so -- not because of any American hostility to the Koran, but because the act undermines American civilization. First, it is an act of hubris that perfectly exemplifies multiculturalist activism -- my culture trumps America's culture. What Ellison and his Muslim and leftist supporters are saying is that it is of no consequence what America holds as its holiest book; all that matters is what any individual holds to be his holiest book. Forgive me, but America should not give a hoot what Keit

Would You Like A Fan Sign From Megan Garner?
We are going to be doing several photo shoots with Megan Garner this week and we will be more then happy to do some Fan sign for you just like this one: Click here to see an example of a fan sign If you would like a fan sign just leave a comment here of what you would like your fan sign to say as well as pose or nude/dressed etc and we will do it and post them in the gallery for you to rip! We may be doing another live shoot over the web this week so stay tuned to my profile for up coming details.

Because I Can!!!
I am still new to this site.... as you can see... being my status is still... um.. well... Roadkill.... cute though... I must admit. So far in this place its been kinda fun. But okay... now for the actual blog part I guess huh... If you have a mother in law.. then you KNOW how my weekend went... So I dont think I need to reminisce on that one.... Especially if yours is as bad as mine. Hubby is practically an only child.. so you can see where this is going with mams lil boy....Its kinda funny though.... because I have him and she is having to cut the apron strings... Shes trying so hard to hold on too.. it would be easier to let her around more often if she wasnt such a bitch. Things have to go her way. I could understand if we were at HER house.. but im sorry.. in MY house... Things go MY way... lol. I cant stand the woman.. and shes planning on living with us after the holidays.... what fun that will be... But being the nice person that I am... I cant just kick her out on the street w

What I Would Like To See In My Next Browser...
Technical, not so CTSpecific. (Changing the name of this blog in a mom't.) I would like to go into the options or preferences section, and be able to tell my browser (so to speak, never mind turns of phrase) if this page, embeddings, images, &c included is taking more than ( ) to load, stop and display what you have. if any individual .jpg/.gif/.png (say) is taking more than ( ) to load, stop and go on to the next (up to the overall limit specified above!) if any... and so on. I do not want a page to hang my browser, making the stop button ineffective and threatening to crash the browser or system altogether, ... until it decides it's found the background image it's looking for and can come up for air, tyvm, or until I force-stop my browser and lose everything I wasn't wise enough to remember to save because I decided to go exploring the web. Never mind. Not the day. But what sort of minds design these... never mind, I've done some minor programming, I know the answer t

Kinda Wrong....
Two winos, Billy and Rick, woke up in an alley with a DIRE need for a drink, but found they only had 80 cents between the two of them. "Say, I got an idea!" said Rick. He used the money to buy a hotdog from a street vendor, then pulled Billy in a corner bar and ordered a round of bourbon. After downing them, seeing the bartender heading their way with the bill, Rick quickly inserted the hot dog in Billy's fly and began to suck on one end of it. "Get the fuck outta here, you goddamn fags!" shouted the bartender. This worked equally as well at the next bar, the next, and all day-when they finally crawled back into the alley, dead drunk. "Ya see what ya can do with a hotdog?!" slurred Rick cheerfully. "What hotdog?" laughed Billy. "We lost the hot dog after the third bar!"

Wow.
I know people are busy with it being Christmas but dont view my profile, read my gifts, and then ignore me, when all i wanted to know was if your okay. Jesus people are retards these days. And whats upw ith random people messaging me about "others" thats gay to. If i thought something i would say it DUMBASS. I really dont like people. I broke my tree haha, i think i better buy a new one before the peapot cries. I dont want to work tommorrow.I reallydont lol. Okay im done ranting now. But i do smell pretty :P and i look cute lol and im all smooth lmao :P dont ask -wink- hahahahahahahah ♥

Nothing More
nothing more to give to you nothing more realize it's true nothing in this sea of love nothing more that you can do nothing come easily through something colds that burns without trust nothing more I can't break you nothing more than you'll ever do to surround me with your seed of lust Buried at PhotoCasket.com I want nothing more from you

Rules For Christmas!! Lol
Rules for Christmas: 1. Avoid carrot sticks. Anyone who puts carrots on a holiday buffet table knows nothing of the Christmas spirit. In fact, if you see carrots, leave immediately. Go next door, where they're serving rum balls. 2. Drink as much eggnog as you can. And quickly. Like fine single-malt scotch, it's rare. In fact, it's even rarer that single-malt scotch. You can't find it any other time of year but now. So drink up. Who cares that it has 10,000 calories in every sip. It's not as if you're going to turn into an eggnog-aholic or something. It's a treat. Enjoy it! Have one for me. Have two. It's Christmas. 3. If something comes with gravy, use it. That's the whole point of gravy. Gravy does not stand alone. Pour it on. Make a volcano out of your mashed potatoes. Fill it with gravy. Eat the volcano. Repeat. 4. As for mashed potatoes, always ask if they're made with skim milk or whole milk. If it's skim, pass. Why bother? It's like

Cumming In Buckets
I've always half wondered what that meant. I mean, I've seen the Peter North films and figured, "wow, that guy is talented." Well, the other night I was playing around and playing around and playing around some more. I decided it was time to finish off, and when I did, it nearly put old Peter to shame. I should have video taped it.

Fucking Liars!
OK, so it's no secret. For those that know me a lot or even just a little bit - I HATE LIARS!! What the fuck is the point of lying? Don't you fucking liars ever get sick of having to think up "new" lies to tell? Don't you ever get sick of not being trusted? Do you ever feel bad for all the lies you tell? GRRRR!

A Visitor From The Past
A Visitor From The Past I had a dream the other night, I didn't understand. A figure walking through the mist, with flintlock in his hand. His clothes were torn and dirty, as he stood there by my bed. He took off his three-cornered hat, and speaking low, he said: "We fought a revolution to secure our liberty. We wrote the Constitution, as a shield from tyranny. For generations, this legacy we gave, In this, the land of the free and home of the brave." "The Freedom we secured for you, we hoped you'd always keep, But tyrants labored endlessly while your parents were asleep. Your freedom gone, your courage lost, you're no more than a slave, In this, the land of the free and home of the brave." "You buy permits to travel, and permits to own a gun, Permits to start a business, or to build a place for one. On land that you believe you own, you pay a yearly rent. Although you have no voice in choosing how the money's spent." "Your children must atte

Only Things That Keps Popping Is Love, Love Joined, Umm Love Enternal
we will make it through I promise you I'm here and forever plan on being yours I hope that you plan on being mine too Things will get rough and sometimes we can really get down and blue But I promise you we will make it through You are the love of my life I only wish you could see But I wont ask you to understand why I'll be yours until I die You are the best thing that has ever happened in my life I promise to be here always by your side through all the strife I may not be able to be there physically But mentally I'll be there holding your hand Telling you baby you can do this look at me! Holding your hand we will make it through thick and thin In the deepest and the most shallowest of ends I love you more than words can explain Dont ask why just let me and let it be at that! Being scared and confused Isnt so bad as long as I have you!

Holy Shit! I'm Finally Back!
I didn't think I was ever going to be able to return to CherryTap! I can't access the site from work anymore and no fucking shit....my cat ate through the wiring from the keyboard to my pc at home. This is the SECOND time this month! So I am now on my third keyboard thanks to my little ball of fluff. So , did I miss anything big?!?! Everyone fill me in on how you are doing!!!! ***kisses*** Beer Queen

To My Warrior Who Has Fallen.
Memories of her course as a tear flows down my cheek. Her small frame stuffed with strong will, flowing heart, sharp mind, encouraging words, heroic tales, and commanding presence. All qualities that will be burned in my mind. Each day I wake to follow her examples left. Completing every day I try carrying on her lagacy. I can only hope she looks upon me with proud eyes. As I walk the earth may her spirit live on through me. I love you Great Grandma and you have not been forgotten. Dedicated to: Inger Elizabeth Irvine 1901-1994

Sexual Application
Fill it out and post it back as a comment ;) Have fun lol 1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Favorite position (s) ? 4. Do you think i'm hot? 5. Would you have sex with me? 6. lights on or off? 7. Would you have to be drunk? 8. Would you take a shower with me? 9. Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 10. Would you leave after or stay the night? 11. Do you like cuddling afterwards? 12. Condom or skin? 13. Do you give Oral pleasures? 14. Do you like to recieve Oral Pleasures? 15. Have sex on the first date? 16. Would you kiss me during sex? 17. Do you think I would be good in bed? 18. Three sum? 19. Anal yes/no? 20. How many times would you like to cum? 21. Would you use me as a booty call? 22. Do you like fore play? 23. What is fore play to you? 24. Can we take pictures of the act? 25. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you?

Waiting On You
WAITING ON YOU YOU TOLD ME YOU NEED TIME AWAY SO RIGHT HERE IS WHERE I'LL STAY, YOU WERE EVERYTHING TO ME SO NOW I CRY OUT IN PLEE, AROUND YOU I FELT LIKE I WAS HUMAN SOMETIMES I THOUGHT I WAS DREAMIN, YOU MADE ME FEEL LOVED JUST LIKE AN ANGEL FROM ABOVE, MUSIC CAME FROM EVERYTHING YOU SAY ALL MY PAIN YOU TOOK AWAY, YOU ARE THE LOVE OF MY LIFE YOU KEPT ME FROM THE KNIFE, I NEVER WANT US TO BE THROUGH BUT NOW IM WAITING ON YOU.

Why ???
Sometimes I wonder: Why do the men who treats their woman like dirt gets the best women? Why do some women latch on to these jerks that don't mean them any good? Why are all the good women are taken & stuck with these hoodrats? Why is it that the good women are hooking up with the bad men & the good men are hooking up with the bad women? Why is it that we always want what we can't have? Why is it that the person that we want to be with doesn't want to be with us & the one that we don't want to be with wants to be with us? WHY???

It's The Holidays Ya'll
Ah, the hustle bustle. I hope everyone is gonna have a safe and wonderful holiday season. I know Hanukkha has started and it won't be long till the Winter Solstice.. I hate trying to decide gifts. If I wasn't such a procrastinator, and had all the money I needed..It wouldn't be an issue. I'm only have 10 ppl I'm buying for this year. lol Least thats the plan. Mainly for the kids, & yes I'm going to have to get all amazony on you & beg that you consider this option. Even though it's a bit late now..for all holidays. IT'S A GREAT IDEA! Since these kids are beautiful & talented but totally spoiled. You've never seen the mountains of gifts these kids get! But I figure ..they might find it kewl they've "Adopted" an endangered animal. Jaguar for my alex, sea turtle for the littlest, dolphins for the girls, Wolf for kyle. & HEY it's not that lame..they get a stuffed animal & certif of ownership for framing! Hell, it ain't cheap either~ But trying to show them by some example. (Which t

Life. Why We Take Everything For Granted???
life. love. choices. friendship. death. drugs. war. peace. religion. politics. sex. thugs. wiggers. gangs. shoot-outs. drive-by.jobs. homeless. rich. famous. unfortunate ones. fortunate ones. all this it basically what makes up our daily life. what does that mean to you. what does it mean to know we all take everything for granted. whar cadegory are you in this. or are you a person that wants to live life as it comes to you and as some put it livestrong. when you die you die. you live till your hair falls out. what does all these thing have in common in your everyday daily living????

My Anger
quiet my job got in a fight i dont now whats going to happen? is tierd and was wating on you to get here i dont no i just did wokup with fire in my eyes and ready to take the world down i am righting my frstrasons out trying to main tang trying to make it go away not nowing if i was rone or i was right i sit here crying thinking of god and what he would do not knowing were the devil lerks knowing at ever corner there will be hert not noing were to stop only going farther to the won, the place you seek win you are hert the way out is nere take me take me to the place i do not fear for there only will i be free!

Poem: For My Love
I wrote this a few years ago for my ex-fiancee and it was later published in a poetry anthology, but I wanted to share it with my friends here at CherryTAP: FOR MY LOVE Your eyes, like sapphires, sparkle silently In the dead of night, yet say so much. Your ruby lips, so full and rich, Make me quiver, longing for your touch. Your body, sleek and sexy, Like a jaguar springs to my loins A burning fire that fills me with passion And desire for our bodies, as one, to be joined. Your flaxen hair, like dappled sunlight shines, Reflecting its beauty to the far corners of my soul. And your heart, so pure and true, Completes the puzzle that was my life, making me whole. My heart, once empty and wistful, Overflows with joy each time I gaze upon your lovely face. And my mind turns to thoughts Of the gentle rapture of your embrace. Words are not always adequate To tell a lover exactly how you feel. But one thing is certain, darling. My love for you is real.

Lookin Up To A New Light
Things may be turning around. Not going to count my proverbial chickens yet, but There are a few things in the works. Stirring things up a bit. I'm smiling again. That's a wonderful thing. I'm feeling hopeful again. That's a fantastic prospect. Watch me. I may do some changing. It could be a beautiful sight to behold. It could just be wonderous. Keep me there. In your light. Can you see me waving at you? Wave back and smile for me.

Here It Comes...
I was not going to do this, but it's going to come out of me one way or another, so I might as well archive it somewhere only my family can find me. I come home early. I notice an odd car in my parking space. I see some of you know where this is going already. I call Her. Hi hon, hows your day? Anything interesting going on? Bored huh? We'll see. I walk in my house, first thing I hear is oh shit and a door slam shut. This is the point where I found out where this was going. I walk through a door that hasn't been closed in ages or so I thought, kitties can't get to the litter box if it is, just the layout of my house. I notice my liquor is gone. Another bottle of rum, not my brand is on the table. He is pretending to sleep on the couch. Stop. Don't do this Jason. Forget about it, go spend some time with Uncle Satan. You knew. Rewind. We've been fighting for awhile now, I'm not really sure whats wrong, everything I do or say seems to lead to a fight. We hav

Funny Answers
In 2007, you will... Have sex while on stilts 'What is your sexual new years prediction?' at QuizUniverse.com Candice Fantasy realization expert 'What will your sex business card say?' at QuizUniverse.com Candice Fantasy realization expert 'What will your sex business card say?' at QuizUniverse.com Yo

Pair Of Shoes
An eye witness account from New York City, on a cold day in December, some years ago: A little boy, about 10-years-old, was standing before a shoe store on the roadway, barefooted, peering through the window, and shivering with cold. A lady approached the young boy and said, "My, but you're in such deep thought staring in that window!" "I was asking God to give me a pair of shoes," was the boy's reply. The lady took him by the hand, went into the store, and asked the clerk to get half a dozen pairs of socks for the boy. She then asked if he could give her a basin of water and a towel. He quickly brought them to her. She took the little fellow to the back part of the store and, removing her gloves, knelt down, washed his little feet, and dried them with the towel. By this time, the clerk had returned with the socks. Placing a pair upon the boy's feet, she purchased him a pair of shoes. She tied up the remaining pairs of socks and gave them to him. Sh

Special Attention To All Of My Military Family, Friends And Fans!!!
Ok...we did an excellent job with the comments yesterday...when I logged off last night we were in the lead...Please let's keep that going. Now we need to focus on getting him more rates.So... if you haven't rated Doug yet please do.And let's make it a goal to send the link to the contest in a comment to atleast five people on our friends and or fans list. This is a very special picture and it should be shared!Doug is a very special person and I am positve he will appreciate this! I would like to remind you all that he is in Affganistan and he is a very busy person.So...it is going to be up to Doug's friends and family to say Thank you to as many people as we can. I told Doug if he entered I would promote the picture.So that is what I am doing. If you don't know how to get the link to the picture contest you do it like this.... Click on the link here or on my page (the one under the Best Picture banner not the one in my idols)That will take you to the contest.Then y

True Highs A Drug For The Passionate
From the brow of a borrowed soul, pouring fourth the blood called sweat, spilt from the fatal blow when struck, dripping down my cheeks as tears. Now as has happened many years ago, now many years past brought forth the pain locked in the deapth of my heart, fear welling in my head, is it the fatal arrow wich has once more taken its furrious blow to mine life, or rather a lust from sin in hell. When i take her loveing gift is it a hope for a future or rather just a hole to phuck, her body soft and supple, her carress a gift of the gods, her kiss sweet and mellow, her mind ever expanding. I trust in her as a mate, loveing bliss something we dreamed as an unconsious world such as a "heavan", or was it all a blissfull trip with the drug flowing fiuriously thru my veins. No a drug indeed, but not the type of mortal woe, its a drug of love for as a gift blessed by saints hands could not compare

The Concerned Mother
A man and wife were driving late one night when they were flagged down by a woman that appeared to be hurt. She claimed she'd been in an accident and her baby was alive but trapped in the car. The man told her to wait with his wife and he'd see what he could do. He got to the car and found a couple obviously dead in the front seat but a baby crying in a carseat. He cut the baby loose and returned to his own car. When he got there his wife was alone, he asked her where the woman had went and she replied that she'd followed him to the wreck. He left the baby with his wife and went back to the car to find her. When he got there he realized the woman who'd been instantly killed in the front seat had been the one who'd flagged him down.

More Horny Man's Jokes
#1,Do you attend Funerals to comfort grieveing widows? #2,Did you ever dine alone on edible panties? #3,Do you put the shades up before undressing? #4,do you stuff socks in your pants,craveing a shallow bitch? #5,Do you use Hot-Tub jets for Immoral purposes? #6,Do you on occassion use cucumbers or other veggies in the bedrm,for an extra special salad at a later time? #7,With a babe blind-folderd an tied spread out,do you on occassion,use a Kielbasa,dureing roleplay? #8,do you mentally strip most women ? #9,Doi you on occassion guess what type of panties if any a women is wearing?

Picture Perfect!
The morning is full calm and serene. She steps into the cool, soft sand. Her body mind and soul are at ease. Harmoniously she thinks to herself; This is as perfect as a dream. She stares across the golden sand. Aimlessly she walks to the glistening water’s edge, And a warm cup of coffee in hand. Standing there with every passing wake, Tiny grains of sand soothingly slip from under her feet. The wind peacefully glides through her silk vanilla robe. Truly the moment is anything but frantic. Gently in the mist of the sweet, She’s joined by her lover. Wrapped in loving wings, Surely this is a moment not be taken for granted. Suspended in a world that is their own. In which melancholy is forever rejected. The two lovers make this space and time their throne. A picture is worth a thousand words, And if you were to look at them, You would say so too. With her head cradled between his shoulder and cheek, He whispers to her t

One Last Trip Down Memory Lane
Staring into empty space, Seeing nothing past my eyes. Watching a world I would just as soon forget, I'd rather turn and hide. A place I had once called my home, Many times before. The same place that has torn me apart, Over and over and over again. Leaving me wondering where I went wrong, And where my mind went blank. The battered painting on the wall, Showing it's face again. The distorted face of one whose lost everything, With nothing left to show. The painting seems so real to me, A self-portrait on the wall. A reminder of how lost I am, Magnifying every flaw. Every hurt and heartbreak, Confusion and grief. Showing every haunting nightmare, Burning every saving grace. Lost I stare at endless lists, Wondering which would work for me. Lighting one last candle, ...Disappearing one last time...

Whispers
I heard my name in the Wind. softy it called me It took my breath away, I leaned again the tree I looked to the Moon I looked for you The wind whispered to me lean on me, can't you hear me calling I reached for it the sound was sweet it stroked my face and whispered My heart quicked my soul was touched all in a whisper from the wind!!! So I will take flied, I will listen I will be touched I will be lifted to a place I have never been So are you listening to the wind?

Intro
I guess so to speak im a Christmes Cherry,WATCH IT.Just joined the group and im computor Illeterate,So to speak.So Bear with me.and ill take any advice on how to set up my page.But for kno.I Just Want To Say God Bless us all.And lets burn our credit cards after Christmas.oh i mean,Havea very merry Christmas. But Just From past experiences: i would Like to see you next year.Dont Drink and Drive.If in The Glendale Az area,I could be your designated driver. Just ask Love Butch

Some Christmas Fun
1. What do elves learn in school? The elf-abet 2. What christmas carol is a favorite of parents? Silent Night 3. Why does santa have 3 gardens? Ao he can hoe hoe hoe 4. What is the difference between the christmas Alphabet and the ordinary alphabet? The christmas alphabet has No L (Noel) 5. What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Frosted flakes 6. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite 7. What kind of bird can write? A pen-guin 8. How do sheep in mexico say Merry christmas? Fleece Navidad! 9. What do you get if santa goes down the chimney when a fire is lit? Crisp Cringle 10. Why was santa's little helper depressed? He had low elf esteem 11. What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic Have a Merry Christmas everyone!!

A Christmas Story For People Having A Bad Day
When four of Santa's elves got sick, and the trainee elves did not produce the toys as fast as the regular ones, Santa was beginning to feel the pressure of being behind schedule. Then Mrs. Claus told Santa that her Mom was coming to visit. This stressed Santa even more. When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two had jumped the fence and were out, heaven knows where. More stress. Then when he began to load the sleigh one of the boards cracked, and the toy bag fell to the ground and scattered the toys. So, frustrated, Santa went into the house for a cup of apple cider and a shot of rum. When he went to the cupboard he discovered that the elves had hidden the liquor, and there was nothing to drink. In his frustration he accidentally dropped the cider pot, and it broke into hundreds of little pieces all over the kitchen floor. So he went to get the broom and found that mice had eaten the straw end of the broom

The "w" In Christmas
The "W" in Christmas > >Each December, I vowed to make Christmas a calm and peaceful experience. I >had cut back on nonessential obligations -- extensive card writing, endless >baking, decorating, and even overspending. Yet still, I found myself >exhausted, unable to appreciate the precious family moments, and of course, >the true meaning of Christmas. > >My son, Nicholas, was in kindergarten that year. It was an exciting season >for a six-year-old. For weeks, he'd been memorizing songs for his school's >"Winter Pageant." > >I didn't have the heart to tell him I'd be working the night of the >production. Unwilling to miss his shining moment, I spoke with his teacher. >She assured me there'd be a dress rehearsal the morning of the >presentation. All parents unable to attend that evening were welcome to >come then. Fortunately, Nicholas seemed happy with >the compromise. > >So, the morning of the dress rehearsal, I filed in ten minutes early, found >a spot

Love Will Find You
Love comes in many shapes and sizes not the way you think it should It shows up when you least expect it in a way you never thought it could Don't try and find your perfect match just wait and trust he'll come to you It took me forever to this out and what i'm telling you is true He'll be everything you hoped he'd be all the traits you hoped he'd bear Don't settle for a lesser guy when the perfect one is still out there

Used
Im gettin sick and tirred of being used by everyone that I met. Some of my friends use me as albi's when they're goin somewhere else, and now its getting to the point where they dont even tell me and then they're goin to get mad at me when i tell their rents or siblings the truth. im sorrie. im not here to be used. specially if u havent been here chillen wit me in more then what seems to be a month. or when you just flat out use me for a computer or some shit like that. then. guys. ha. Well. every boyfriend Ive had so far but I think maybe 2 have used me for something. And Im sick of it. All I want to do is find a guy that likes me for me. That doesnt want my friends, that wont try to hit on my friends. Just a guy to be there for me and care for me. Is that to much to ask for? Then my dad. Gah. that is a long ass story that would take forever to write in here. Ill just say he is the worst of the users I know. He just leaches off of my mum constantly n then he thinks its

If Santa Answered His Mail Honestly
Deer Santa, I wud like a kool toy space ranjur fer Xmas. I'v ben a gud boy all yeer. Yer Friend, Billy Dear Billy, Nice spelling. You're on your way to a career in lawncare. How about I send you a book so you can learn to read and spell? I'm giving your older brother the space ranger. At least HE can spell. Santa ***************************************************** Dear Santa, I have been a good girl all year, and the only thing I ask for is peace and joy in the world for everybody! Love, Sarah Dear Sarah, Your parents smoked pot when they had you, didn't they? Santa **************************************************** Dear Santa, I don't know if you can do this, but for Christmas, I'd like for my mommy and daddy to get back together. Please see what you can do.

Ok I See Now
People are right to think you have no one cause no one stays no one really likes you no one really wants you no one really needs you but i will trell you what people do do they tear you up they forget you they ignore you they walk converse with you anymore now that they have a new fancy we are all just people that people that call them selves friends with keep on the in and bide their time by "Enduring" us until they find somin new and i have become so fuck fed up with people saying i would always be the friend or that they would never just stop talkin to me or that they would call me back no matter what you know? fuck this shit ain't no one worth all this I am tired i have written poems stoies i have writtin hakus and skits i have written play all about people being hurt but working it all out and you know what? that is bullshit fantasy ignorance to the highest degree i hate that we have a world of movies to say we are perfect and everything ends good when it all sucks and it don't...

You're My Man
You're my man, my mighty king, And I'm the jewel in your crown, You're the sun so hot and bright, I'm your light-rays shining down, You're the sky so vast and blue, And I'm the white clouds in your chest, I'm a river clean and pure, Who in your ocean finds her rest, You're the mountain huge and high, I'm the valley green and wide, You're the body firm and strong, And I'm a rib bone on your side, You're an eagle flying high, I'm your feathers light and brown, You're my man, my king of kings, And I'm the jewel in your crown.

Representing Lol
Another chic from Jersey posted this elsewhere and there is so much truth in it, I felt it needed to be here also. "Yeah, Im from NJ. I curse a lot. I say "dude" and I say it often. I never had school on Rosh Hashanah or Yom Kippur. I sure as hell don't pump my own gas. I know what real pizza tastes like, and I know that a bagel is much more than a fuckin' roll with a hole in the middle. I judge people by what exit they get off the parkway. I can navigate a circle--with attitude. All good nights must end at a diner--preferably with cheese fries. It's a sub, not a hoagie or, worse yet, a hero, and I wash it down with soda, not pop. Two words... "mother fucker." I don't go to the beach, I go down the shore. And boardwalk brawls are just a part of the atmosphere. Yes, I drink cawfee. I know that 65mph really means 80. I've always lived within 10 minutes of a mall. When someone cuts me off, they get the horn AND the finger. And they accept it. I am from New Jersey, and I fuckin love it.

Jokes
A new sexual position has been invented. Its called the Rodeo. A woman gets on all fours, and a man enters her from behind. Then the man wraps his arms around her waist. He whispers, "You've got the fattest ass I've ever seen," and tries to hold on for eight seconds.

God Is In The Hard Stuff
Chronic pain may be with you for a lifetime. God will be with you for eternity. God may not choose to change your circumstances, but He promises to change your perspective about them. When you need a change of scenery from your situation, spend time with the only One who is out of this world. God isn't asking you to deny reality. But He does want you to view it from a spiritual perspective. They don't call God's Spirit "the Comforter" for nothing. Allow Him to show you how He got that name.

Slut Test
Congratulations your a SUPER SLUT! You get around! and Around! and Around! When you wake up in the morning, your not likely to be in your own bed! Oh what is that I see is that bush burn on your face! Your Motto: "Have I done you yet?" Your Sign: "Your All Whores!" * Don't forget to pratice SAFE SEX! Better stock up on condoms and lube! And at your rate I am sure you can get volume discounts! Take The Slut Quiz Now!"Slut Quiz - Men" is available here***starXtest v2.0***

Mental Drippingss
JUST A FEW EYE OPENERS IVE NOTICED OVER TIME. 1.BUFFALOES DONT HAVE WINGS!! 2.CHICKENS DONT HAVE FINGERS!! 3.NOTHING IS EVER FREE!! 4.50,000 BATTERED WOMEN.........AND I STILL EAT MINE PLAIN!!! 5.ITS FAR BETTER TO BE A SMART ASS THAN A DUMB ASS!! 6.THE QUESTION IS SPIT OR SWALLOW? NOT DO YOU SUCK DICK,YA KNOW YA DO!! 7."I LOVE YOU BUT IM NOT IN LOVE WITH YOU" AHHHH YEAH I THINK I REALLY DONT EVEN NEED TO COMMENT ON THIS DO I?? 8.IS BALD A HAIR COLOR?? 9.NO REALLY DOES MEAN NO!!!! 10."IF YOU COULD SUCK YOUR OWN DICK YOU KNOW YOU WOULDNT LEAVE THE HOUSE!" AHHHH SORRY YES I WOULD SIMPLY BECAUSE IM NOT SUCKIN MY DICK....I KNOW WHERE ITS BEEN!!!! JUST A FEW THINGS FROM MY FUCT MIND!! HOLLA!!!

~home~
Been gone for a week but im home now! Went and spent some time with my family in my home town! Its nice to be home! Had a good week though! My best friend took me out got me a little tipsy and we desided to go out and get our noses pierced! Gotta love drunkin body mods lol! I actually like it though! Did get some really bad news while i was down there! Found out i lost a friend and since i was here no one knew how to get ahold of me! Really sux! Lost him in Sept to a motocycle wreck and almost lost his gf who has been my friend for years! Hate being this far from home! But i wont be here for long! Im gonna move home soon! :D Yay!

Talented Tongue Wrote These To Me.........wonder If His Wife To Be Princess Punkas Knows
Thu, 14 Dec 2006 12:02:06 -0800 (PST) From: "fred cox" Add to Address Book Add Mobile Alert Yahoo! DomainKeys has confirmed that this message was sent by yahoo.com. Learn more Subject: for the 2 of us To: beerchic2000@yahoo.com when i arrive in town, ill get a room for the 2 of us. i'll get showered, and cleaned up from my flight. we'll go out for dinner around 5, or 6 that evening. after that we'll go for drinks, and a little dancing, slow dancing of course, gives me a reason to hold u close to me. after a couple hours of romance we'll head back to room. i'll have a pair of silk shorts on, and u a silk nighty. after we slip under the covers, we'll kiss with extreme passion. as we kiss, i'll carress ur soft breast, then i'll lower my hand to feel ur wetness as i suckle on ur nipples. then i'll move lower only to taste ur sweet nector flowing from ur body. as i caress ur clit with my wet tongue. i'll take u in my mouth so i can play with ur clit. i'll taste every drop

Happy New Year!
Happy New Year everyone! I was going to show love to each of you individually, but I got that ridiculous spam message, so I couldn't continue to leave messages for all of you. But I hope that all of you have a wonderful, safe, and prosperous new year! Loves ya! Cynthia

In The Begining
This was written by a friend I have on another site. He writes good devotionals like this. In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth. (Genesis 1:1) _____________________________________ In the time it takes you to read this page, you will have entered a moment you have never experienced before. God said before we can form His name in our minds and speak it forth, He will be there! (Isaiah 65:24). Before any defeat. . . any distress . . .any sorrow. . . any pain or discouragement, God has already gone before you, making all the necessary arrangements to ensure that you will make it into the next moment of your future with Him. God never starts anything before it is finished. He's the Alpha and Omega. He knows the end before the beginning. With God in charge, every moment can be a radically new beginning. In the next moment, if you will let God be bigger than the pain of the last moment, you will have a new beginning in Him (2 Corinthians 5:17). Before re

It's Off To Work I Go....
Well, it's time for me to hit the road. Thanks everyone for the kind words. I don't have much, so it does my heart good to hear a kind word or two. I wanna wish everyone a happy new year, and hope all of you take care of yourselves. I'll be traveling most of the 48 states, and probably will be back home in mid February (by that time, most of y'all would have forgotten me LOL). Anyways, keep up the Cherry Luv, and God willing I will be back in February. Bye :)

Pt 3 Of My Mind
It is getting dark nice and late. Too tired from standing there all day the highs and lows of my feelings. Somehow I didn't realize the candles were lit. You walk over to me and slowly unchain my hands from the cross then my ankles. I fall to my knees and you guide me using a handful of my hair to the restroom telling me to use it if I need to and to wash my hands. Yes sir is all I can speak. You step away from the room and when I am done I wait for you to lead me where you want me. You come grab up some more of my hair and lead my body to the kitchen where you have a plate of food waiting on the floor beside your chair. You sit and guide me to my plate and tell me without using your hands eat your food. Yes sir, I am trying to please you ahhh so much do I want you to be pleased with me. I eat all of my food not too slow but not too fast letting you know that I have enjoyed it. You raise my head back and push your cup up to my lips watching me drink. A small bit of juice is dripping do

My Son Knows Talent!
Ok so I was sick for new years eve this year and sat watching TV with my son.. So we're on the Dick Clark special and I've got to tell you never has it been so evident that my son is going to be just like his Dad. (Remember, he's only 8yo). They have one of those Hoochie Ho's on stage in a little shorty skirt, dancing with her back up ho's.. My kid looks at me and says, "Dad, it's sure lucky that girl is pretty." I look at him and ask, "What? Why is that buddy?" He looks me right in the eye, cold stone serious and says, "Because she sure can't sing." I'm glad that my son isn't blinded by the amazing amount of bull shit in the world..

Howdy
Hey ya'll. Glad I could make it here! I'm looking forward to chatting with everyone and having a good time! I hope you like the pics. I do have my own web site, http://www.freakmommas2.com/celeste I have a lot of fun there, entertaing all my members! I do cam shows and private shows for my "Special Members"!! A little bit about myself. I am married and Bi-Sexual. I do have a live-in Girlfriend and I do play with other women. On my web site, I do take request's and I do answer all my email personally!! I will be doing private videos soon, so don't be shy. Let me know what you want to see! Hope to hear from all of you soon. Licks and Slurps, Celeste

Your Heaven? Busted!
GUESS THIS FAKE GOT SCARED!! THIS USER WAS "YOUR HEAVEN" AS SEEN IN AN UPDATE BLOG AS WELL AS IN OUR FOLDERS. WE CAN NOW SAFLEY SAY THAT THIS USER IS BUSTED AND MOVE IT'S PICTURE INTO THE "BUSTED FOLDER" THANK YOU FOR HELPING KEEP CHERRYTAP SELF REGULATING AND FAKE FREE! 551916@ CherryTAP

Sample
Here is a sampling of my writing. I post pretty regularly on my myspace site so if you like to read ramblings feel free to check it out! www.myspace.com/jackat16 I wrote this particular essay yesterday. --------------------------------------------- That last blog was rather depressive. I get in those moods sometimes. I think that stress was getting to me. Anyone who I consider a close friend knew this about me, but I was five weeks late by the time that blog was written. Yes, I'd taken multiple tests and they were all negative, but its still stressful to any woman, especially this control freak, when you cant make it happen when its "supposed" to. But I am back on birth control now and it wont happen again. I just forgot how insane my cycle is when I'm not on the pill. You would think that over six years of fighting with it from the time I was 13 til I was 19 would have ingrained it into my head. But no. I had to learn the hard way. Lesson learned... moving onward... Wrap up o

Terminal Wishful Dream
You don't need A psychic Straring into A crystal ball No lucky Sock on Does not matter When you call Turn any Direction Eat this Instead of that You cannot Control their Feelings You truly need None of that Souls warm When they feel to Hearts arise Upon their own The clouds shine With the right One When your love Has found A home If you wonder Is this 'THE ONE' Chances are You're still Alone

Love On Line
The question posed before me in a conversation. In my personal opinion, do I believe you can find true love on line etc…? NOW, here is a subject teeming with conjecture, speculation, theoretical ponderings and, debate. Well now let’s just look at this a while. First you have to know what love is. As in every emotion, all are basically the same for everyone but, also different for every individual. Love of course is one of these, and the one with the most conjecture involved. As defined by the American Heritage Dictionary (my Webster’s has come up missing) Love; 1) An intense affection and warm feeling for another. 2) A strong sexual desire for another. 3) A strong fondness or enthusiasm. 4) a zero score in tennis. Very vague I know. But none the less let’s work with it. First some examples. A nephew of mine talked on line for some time with a woman. They are now married,5 yrs, and very happy. A work colleague of mine met her husband of 3 years on line in an aol chat.

Water Vs. Wine
WATER It has been scientifically proven that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of E-coli bacteria found in feces, in other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop. WINE We do not run that risk when drinking wine (or rum, whiskey, vodka, beer or other liquors) because alcohol has to go through a distillation (a process of boiling & filtering) and fermenting. WATER = Poop WINE = HEALTH FREE YOURSELF OF POOP ... DRINK WINE It is better to drink wine and talk shit than it is to drink water and be full of shit. There is no need to thank me for this valuable information, I am doing it as a public service and because I have a kind heart.

Remembering Pt1 - Nother Poem For The Chonch
Remembering I by deeznutz I sit here remembering back in the days, Laughing at all the stupid shit we would say. Things like “toe grip” nobody knew what it was, But we said that shit anyways, just because. Remember sporting shit with our names, Anally, Chonch and DeezNutz? We wore that shit proudly, we gave no fucks. I sit here remembering to times before, Bitches were scared cause we were hardcore. Remember Joe Russell? He couldn’t take me down, Cause I’m one of the baddest bitches around. And you too girl, chicks would run and hide, No one was trying to be on your bad side. I sit here remembering all the things we have done, Smoking and shrooming, fuck…that shit was fun. Remember getting so drunk we couldn’t walk? We’d get so high I couldn’t talk. Puking and laughing all night long, Getting fucked up and ripping the bong I sit here remembering how great things were, When Tiny was kinky and Greg hated girls. Remem

Casey Station
Well here it is the new year and I have finally arrived at Casey Station Antarctica. It is not like I expected, it is much better. I have seen lots of seals, penguins and other wildlife. That includes the old expeditioners on their way home. I will be here til Mar and having a blast as well as working very hard. I will try and update often

Pain
As I sit here I think of all the evilness with in me... I want to cause someone pain at this very moment.. I have no one in mind but I know I must release the feeling inside me.. I want anyone to know what it is like to feel like the end could not come soon enough... I have asked before if murder was legal would you do it?... I think I would... when people first meet me they say I scare them and i must ask them why... They say it is because of the look in my eyes.. i don't care who hurts.. after all people who feel emotions are looking for pain... I feel why can't I be the one to cause it.. I enjoy the pain and missery of others... I know if people hurt the ones i care about they will pay.. i will make sure of it.. they won't know when or how but it will happen.. have i scared you yet? sometimes i scare myself with what goes on in my mind... if only i could tell it all. people would think the master of hell has come to earth...

Naughty Poll
table border="0" cellspacing="3" cellpadding="3" width="375" style="font-size: 10px; font-family: verdana,arial,sans; color: 000000; background: FFFFFF; border: 2px solid 3F0844;"> NaughtyPoll.com - take your own poll! 1. How old are you?over 30 2. What is your sexual orientation?Straight 3. Have you ever given somone oral sex?Sure I have 4. Have you ever received oral sex?Yes, of course 5. How many sexual partners have you had?More than 15 6. What is your pubic hair style?Landing strip, a little hair still there 7. What is your choice of underwear style?Regular Panties 8. Have you ever had anal sex?No, not for me 9. What is your favorite position?Girl on top, I like to be in control 10. How often do you masturbate?Maybe once a month 11. Have you ever kissed a girl?Yes, just as a gag 12. Have you ever had sex with a girl?No, I'm straight as can be 13. Have you ever taken, or been in naked photos?Both taken and been in them 14. Have you ever had mult

Poem
Sitting in a corner, Darkness covers the walls. In desolation, the screams well up inside. In the wake of her existance she loses perspective on things. The shadows in the real world haunt her in her dreams. Tortured soul and angered life. she watches the blood flow from her arms. Long shirts and avoidance fill her daily routine. Ignorance is always bliss. Abuse and drugs, thats what people say happened to her life. Her parents hate her, and the world is out to get her. The help she wants, she cant get. The thing she wants, no-one will give. She wants to be held. to be told that she matters to someone. She just wants people to prove that they arent all the same.

Goin Back To Bed
I've had a rather "Shitty" day. :| Anyways, I feel like a big semi ran over my head, put it in reverse and went over my head again. I've got a migraine from HELL. So - Good night...and See ya tomorrow. Sweet dreams.

Behind The Mask
She laughs and dances gracefully Anywhere anytime on stage She brings joy to everyone around In front of a crowd She paints a plastic smile in her face With a blue pencil her eyes twinkle A mask of plastic happiness Often covers her sadness She’s lonely but no one can tell She’s learning to use her mind To control her pain Nobody knows her fake smile Nobody knows she lies awake Nobody knows how much she’ll take As she cries herself to sleep As she prays the Lord her soul to keep When they see her All they see is her beautiful smile But behind a smile living a life in a lie Today she continues to dance She continues to laugh She continues to hope One day there will be no more Mask for her to wear One day she'll know Her place in this place One day this mask will be no more

Pisces And Libra "astrology Match"
Pisces and Libra Pisces and Libra is one of those strange but beautiful combinations, usually brought together by fate, rather than by conscious choice. Pisces, rule by fortunate Jupiter and imaginative Neptune, naturally loves to be of service to Libra, and in turn Libra loves to share creative resources with the appreciative Fish. If your Libran lover resists the temptation to take advantage of you and you learn to trust and respect the airy Scales, you can build a human bridge between the planet of love, Venus, and her higher octave, Neptune. Libra, the Scales, is a Cardinal Sign and Pisces, the Fishes, is a Mutable Sign. This places Libra in a natural position of leadership with the happy-to-follow-along Fish. Yet Pisces is in a hidden position of power with Libra, as Libra can be easily knocked out of balance by your subtle moods and manipulations. People often underestimate the strength of the seemingly fragile and submissive Fish, but you have more strength than any of u

How Do You Feel About Me ?
Please steal a moment to fill this out with your opinions (and we all know what those smell like) in a comment sluts 1. Who the hell are you? 2. Are we friends? 3. When and how did we meet? 4. Do you have a crush on me or have i ever bit your nipple? 5. Would you suck my toes? (theyre very clean) 6. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it. 7. Describe me in one word. 8. What was your first impression? 9. Have I ever licked you? 10. What reminds you of me? 11. If you could give me anything what would it be? 12. Would you give me your last beer? 13. When's the last time you saw me? 14. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't? 15. Are you going to put this on your blog and see what I say about you?

Part 1
This is all about me. I know sounds kinda screwy, but this is the easiest way for me to tell you about my past, and the stuff that's happened in my life that's made me who i am today. I was born in Manchester New Hampshire, lived for 5 years in Kalispell Montana, i don't remember much of that, and around 5 years old moved back to Manchester. This is where i grew up, went to school, etc. Really don't remember much of it till high school. I started high school earlier than most kids so of course i was a little younger than most of the freshman. I was a lot smaller too. I've always been a small skinny person. I've had troubles gaining weight most of my life, and up until quite recently this has given me no end of problems with how i see myself. It used to really make me feel bad about myself. Add to taht it really made me quite unpopular in high school. Kids are mean, and this was true where i went to school as well. I got made fun of by nearly everyo

Its Me Chef!!
sorry for the delay in getting back to everyone. i am a real life chef, and during the holidays i am so damn busy i can barley remember my name!!! first thank you to all for adding me.. second... thank you all for the kind words, they are very nice to see. if anyone has a reuest for a pic let me know and we will try to work something out... lots of love to you all... do not forget to get back to me!!!! luv ya!!!!

Purple Rain
AS MANY OF YOU KNOW, I HAVE BEEN VERY ILL THE LAST COUPLE OF DAYS. I AM STILL A BIT UNDER THE WEATHER BUT I HAVE BEEN REQUESTED TO DO THIS SONG. IT IS THE MOST REQUESTED SONG I HAVE EVER HAD IN KARAOKE. NORMALLY IT WOULD BE TURNED IN BEFORE I ARRIVE. IT IS NOT MY BEST QUALITY BUT...I TRIED. I HOPE EVERYONE ENJOYS.

My Work
ALTHOUGH THERE ARE TIMES AND THINGS THAT I DON'T UNDERSTAND,I KNOW IN MY HEART THIS IS NOT OF MAN.MY EYES HAVE SEEN THINGS THAT MADE NO SENSE TO ME,MY EYES HAVE SEEN THINGS AND I WONDER HOW COULD THIS BE.THERE ARE TIMES WHEN I AM FEELING THIS IS JUST TO HARD,THOSE TIMES ARE THE TIMES I AM REALLY FEELING THE LORD.HE KEEPS ME ON HIGH WHEN I AM FEELING LOW,HE SHOWS ME THE WAY WHEN I DON'T KNOW.HE GIVES ME STRENGTH WHEN I AM WEAK,AND CONSTANTLY REMINDS ME THAT I AM A LAMB OF MANY SHEEP... AMEN...LOVE IS.....PAPI

Two Kinds Of Love
You search for love and you hate searching You wait for love and you hate waiting You say I hate this Well it's just another test Cause there are two kinds of love To do the thing that we do the best My masterpiece Who in the world do you think that you are fooling Well I've already done everything that you are doing Well the two of us, well we must be A great temptation to have even started Well don't you know, as you walk on by That great temptations never really die Well I talked to my famous friend last night My third day up well, his second nighter He says I don't know how you do what you do how do you let the world in Well I say well there's no way out Then I just play out the game Well the two of us Widow and a Dove Who in the world do you think that you are fooling Well I've already done everything that you are doing Well the two of us, well we must be A great temptation to have even started Well don't you know, as you walk on by That great temptations

Stuck On Level 10!
We are looking for some help from anyone that knows why it would be that we are stuck on level 10 and it wont let us progress to level 11? we have enough points, over 50K like it says you need to be level 11 but it's stuck on the 99.99% till next level. I would appreciate any ideas that anyone has on why this is. -Autumn and Ryan

American Women Living Alone..
WASHINGTON (AFP) - For the first time, a majority of American women are living without a spouse, media reported. The New York Times, which based its report on an analysis of census results, said 51 percent of women in 2005 reported living without a spouse, up from 35 percent in 1950 and 49 percent in 2000. "Coupled with the fact that in 2005 married couples became a minority of all American households for the first time, the trend could ultimately shape social and workplace policies, including the ways government and employers distribute benefits," the newspaper said. It said that several factors are behind the shift including women marrying at a later age and living with partners for more often and for longer periods. Women are also living longer as widows and once divorced, often opt to stay single, the report said. According to the Census figures, only about 30 percent of black women are living with a spouse, compared with 49 percent of Hispanic women, 55 percent of non-

Kinda Scary
This is a Must Read for everyone who have children or grandchildren EVERYONE NEEDS TO READ ALL OF THIS and HAVE YOUR CHILDREN READ IT TOO! MAYBE AFTER THEY READ THIS YOUR KIDS WILL NOT THINK THEIR PARENTS ARE TO OVER PROTECTIVE!! After tossing her books on the sofa, she decided to grab a snack and get on-line . She logged on under her screen name ByAngel213. She checked her Buddy List and saw GoTo123 was on. She sent him an instant message: ByAngel213: Hi. I'm glad you are on! I thought someone was following Me home today It was really weird! GoTo123: LOL You watch too much TV. Why would someone be following you? Don't you live in a safe neighborhood? ByAngel213: Of course I do. LOL I guess it was my imagination cuz' I didn't see anybody when I looked out. GoTo123: Unless you gave your name out on-line. You haven't done that Have you? ByAngel213: Of course not. I'm not stupid you know. GoTo123: Did you have a softbal

It Is How It Is Meant To Be.....
Well, just got back from the court house trying to figure out some things about all that is going on. I have been told many of things by many people about what I should do about this custody thing. Really I do not want to take the kids out of their father's life because he is a great father. But I do have to question why does he let his fiance in on this dispute? She may be the next runner up to be his wife but she has nothing to do with my kids and this situation. They say that they want what is best for the kids though. They think that I can not give that to them and what they want in the perfect family. Well, I am not like that...this is the way the ball is played in my home. Before I go into all of that I have to admit that I have not been the most perfect mother to these kids but I have been nothing but a hard working mother who loves her kids dearly and who is willing to fight for their return back into my arms, where they should be. So my eyes are wide open now to this si

Calling In To Work Sick
Calling in sick to work makes me uncomfortable. No matter how legitimate my excuse, I always get the feeling that my boss thinks I'm lying. On one recent occasion, I had a valid reason but lied anyway, because the truth was just too darned humiliating. I simply mentioned that I had sustained a head injury, and I hoped I would feel up to coming in the next day. By then, I reasoned, I could think up a doozy to explain the bandage on the top of my head. The accident occurred mainly because I had given in to my wife's wishes to adopt a cute little kitty. Initially, the new acquisition was no problem. Then one morning, I was taking my shower after breakfast when I heard my wife, Deb, call out to me from the kitchen. "Honey! The garbage disposal is dead again. Please come reset it." "You know where the button is," I protested through the shower pitter-patter and steam. "Reset it yourself!"

First Cherry Blob...er, Blog
I will officially be a thirty-something in four days. Eeep! I plan to celebrate with my two best friends, Duck & Jenn, and the chilluns at the Rio Station. See, they make the best Appletinis EVER. Mmmm-hmm. After I throw back some cocktails and good eats (Crabcakes, Shrimp or Filet Mignon...?) I'm coming home, putting the kids to bed and getting wrecked. Oh yes. I'm sure there will be pictures involved. Ah, pictures. I'll have to look good, then, and I will; I'm pampering myself before the big night out. I have to get these roots done and after my hair's all blonde again I plan to get a blowout and a flip or something. I was entertaining the notion of getting my hair done like Laura Roslin or D'anna "Three" Biers, but I don't think I can pull it off. Besides, I'm not that nerdy, am I? LOL, I guess we'll find out on Wednesday. Yeah, I was referring to characters on the new Battlestar Galactica. I'm obsessed. The show is clever, sexy, dramatic -- seriously, it's closer to 24 or

Seriously Serious
I've always tried to make logical decision (when i'm not drunk) that are based from situation from my past and times that are similar to the one at hand Sometimes this thinking saves me stress for instance I like this chick and i thought she was great it turned out she was a little pomiscuous, everyone that know me from the past will say "what the hell, who are you to talk" iand i would expect that. Ive changed over the years i'm not that dirt bag anymore. I believe that love is destined to fuck you why becaused i failed at it so many times i rarely fail at anything that's why i have hose beliefs how is it i can excell in everthing else but trying to care for someone when your reputation says that you are not allowed i don't know half the things about me that others tell me it's really weird at thepoint im at now relationship wise "it like i'm afraid of oxygen, seriously" i need it so bad and also desire it but im just afraid that my lungs won't b

For Love Or For Lust?
Let's face it folks, I have a cat and a vibrator, and that's all I've had for comfort for at least year. Recently I discovered the difference between love and lust. See to me, Love is someone who asks how your day was and really means it and listens to your problems with empathy and sympathy. Lust on the other hand doesn't take the time to get know you but simply says "Take your pants off." This is new to me, what may be old to you. For such a long time I saw sexual conquest as medication for my low self esteem. But all it really is, is empty. Now the dilema seems to be the fact that I haven't been socially near a man for so long that, the mere smell of him ( because let's face it folks it's all pharemones) would drive me into sexual frenzie. LOL! See now I have a hard time reconziling my need for Love at the highest most spiritual point and my instinct, human drives and desires. I am forever when doing an OSHO Zen tarot reading drawing the "politican" card. And what is tha

Just A Thought
I was thinking of a conversation I was having with a friend so many years ago this question always comes up What are you looking for? Knowing what she ment I told her I am not sure I had that idea in my head once that I wanted someone sencer and loving but I have to wonder so many years later does that exsist? If it does why is it that I cant find it even when I am not wanting it. I come across people in my life for a reason that I will never understand I hope one day I will.

Life's Little Ironies. (warning, Emo Alert)
Haunted by life's little ironies. Ever felt that way? The little things in life that remind you of their existance, the second you think your scot free? Yeah, Today was a day for the ironies. Score one to them. You fuckers. Reminded today, by the ironies, was a little something I like to call, "Failure" Now, I'm gonna let everyone in on a little secret of mine. I can't stand failing. I fear it. I physically lose control and revert into a mess of sobbing, tears, snot and emo. Failure kills me. I've watched almost everyhting and everyone in my family fail... I can't be that. Anyway. Failure reminded me of it's presence today, in my relationships. Now, we may or may not know shit about the past, and I call it the past, because I feel the person I was is not who I am anymore. Although.. some of my so-called "friends" would have everyone believe otherwise. -mumbles something about cunt-driven fucks- I'm not. Irrelevant tangent. Ironies. Right. So, in Calc, they rear

Those Thingys...
You know those thingys that make you look like your 2 sizes to big for your bra. I have always wanted one of those. They are strapless and they really push up your chest like if someone got near ya with a needle they would just explode.LOL....Well i probably really dont need them but like i said I always wanted one of those.

Damn, I Used To Be Better At This.
I used to hang vinyl siding for Sears. Back then I could run a bead of caulk that didn't need touching up. It was perfect. I guess that's a skill you lose over time without practice. I just re-caulked my shower. What a mess! LOL. There was caulk everywhere. All over the bottom tiles, all over me. I had to go back and re-touch every line with my finger. Yuck. But, at least I know it is done right and will last until we move out of this apartment. I wish the boy weren't sick so I could have showed him how to do it. Ahh well, I still have to caulk the tub once this is dry. Perhaps then.

How To Know Your Drunk
...you look for your dildo the next day, and discover that it fell behind the bed and ran itself out of batteries you're leaving the party and someone steps on your hands. the yellow couch you've been sitting on turns out to be the curb. when your ass feels weird, you have vague memories of being raped with a bar of soap, and your boyfriend looks guilty as heck When one step forward requires three steps sideways your hand-eye coordination was so impaired that you just put your foot into the urinal and pissed down your leg you have this idea that your ex REALLY wants to talk to you.And calling her/him at 3 AM is a great idea

What You Need (poem)
What you need I can give you what you need Everything that one can give A lonely soul looking for that one A step at a time Confused Don't want to go throught it again Why Here yet another one Comes and goes What else is new I can give and give Be loyal, honest, trust worthy Yet here I sit Still looking for what I want Yet you still just take what you want I deal and get over it Smile and leave I guess sometimes It's just not enough I can give you what you need I can give you what you want Fun and loving Caring and honest I guess this lonely soul Just isn't worth your time But it's what I have Along with my heart Broken and bleeding You just don't see I guess in the end No matter what I can give I am just not what you need ~ME~

What Flavor Are U?
You Are Strawberry Ice Cream A bit shy and sensitive, you are sweet to the core. You often find yourself on the outside looking in. Insightful and pensive, you really understand how the world works. You are most compatible with chocolate chip ice cream. What Flavor Ice Cream Are You?

7th Level Of Hell
The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Seventh Level of Hell!Here is how you matched up against all the levels:LevelScorePurgatory (Repenting Believers)LowLevel 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)Very LowLevel 2 (Lustful)LowLevel 3 (Gluttonous)ModerateLevel 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)ModerateLevel 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)HighLevel 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)Low

What Would You Do....
****************************************************************************** Ok, my question is... What would you do for love. Seriously. If it was make it or break it time, what would you do to keep the love of your life. What would you do to show the person you love that you are the one. Anyone can respond!! Are you a romantic, a mushy mushy, or just plain skeptical. What would you do...

3 Weeks To Go!
I can't believe it's only 3 more weeks til Zoey will be here. Possibly sooner. I know we are ready to meet her and hold her! I am ready for this morning sickness to end for sure. 36 weeks is just way too long to be sick every day! We keep imagining what she will look like and it makes us anxious to have her. But I am not anxious for the labor pain! I guess before we know it, it will be all over and we will have our little girl in our arms soon enough!! I have been on bedrest since 12/6, so I haven't been on much, since the computer is up on the 3rd floor and walking steps is a no-no! Thank goodness I have JB, he is the best hubby anyone could ask for! He had taken care of me like I could have never expected! Thank you baby! I love you! Heading to bed like a good girl! Have a good night!

Sex While Boating
Sex on Boats From the Toronto Sun.com I knew a man years ago who'd only have sex on a boat. He said he found it extremely erotic. Canadians may shiver at the thought, but it helped that he lived on the south coast of England where the weather's reasonably decent all year, which leads to a long boating season. He said it beat sex on a bed in a house by far and was much more stimulating (and comfortable) than, say, sex in a car or a park. Citing the silence, the privacy, the relaxing rocking motion of the boat, the slap-slap sound of waves against the side plus the cozy intimacy of small cabins, he waxed lyrical about the atmosphere being more sensual and, especially, romantic. The only problem, he noted, is if the sea is rough, it's essential your partner be a good sailor. Being seasick in the confines of such a small space is, needless to say, not conducive to hot sex. He was preaching to the converted. I'm a good sailor (born by the sea) and I've made love

Why Can't Lfe Be As Simple As It Was Back In The Day
Name 4 things in your purse/wallet: 1. Debit Card 2. Phone card 3. College ID Card 4. Quite a bit of cash Name 3 favorite fruits: 1. Cherry 2. Kiwi 3. Satsuma Three names you go by: 1. Jen Jen 2. Mary 3. Jeff (Old friend) Three things you are wearing right now 1. Black shirt 2. Jeans 3. Fluffy slippers The WHOS: Who was the last person to IM you? Dan What are you thinking about right now? How cold it is in this room Who did you last talk to on the phone? Daddy Whose birthday is next? My Uncle's The WHERES: Where is your phone? In the front room Where did you get the shirt you're wearing? Dotty P's Where is the last place you took a ride to? Lichfield The WHATS: What was the last thing you ate? Cucumber Sandwich last night What color pants are you wearing? Jeans What kind of cell phone do you have? Samsung SHD-500 What is the closest item near you that is blue? There is nothing blue near me Whats your fav.

Childrens Bill Of Rights
My son came home from school one day, With a smirk upon his face. He decided he was smart enough, to put me in my place. Guess what I learned in Civics Two, that's taught by Mr. Wright? It's all about the laws today, The "Children's Bill of Rights." It says I need not clean my room, don't have to cut my hair. No one can tell me what to think, or speak, or what to wear. I have freedom from religion, and regardless as to what you say, I don't have to bow my head, and I sure don't have to pray. I can wear earrings if I want, and pierce my tongue & nose. I can read & watch just what I like, get tattoos from head to toe. And if you ever spank me, I'll charge you with a crime. I'll back up all my charges, with the marks on my behind. Don't you ever touch me, my body's only for my use, not for your hugs and kisses, that's just more child abuse. Don't preach about your morals, like your Mama did to you. That's nothing mo

Just A Prayer
I claim it for you - now claim it for me. God has more than a thousand ways to provide for us, that we know nothing about. Here is your financial blessing! It's a simple prayer, you got 30 seconds? Don't sleep on this....Someone recently read this for the first time and received exactly enough for a $0 balance on all credit cards. If you need a financial blessing, continue reading this email. Heavenly Father, most Gracious and Loving God, I pray to You that You abundantly bless my family and me. I know that You recognize, that a family is more than just a mother, father, sister, brother, husband and wife, but all who believe and trust in You. GOD, I send up a prayer request for financial blessing for not only the person who sent this to me, but for me and all that I have forwarded this message on to. And that the power of joined prayer by those who believe and trust in You is more powerful than anything.! I thank You in advance for Your blessings. God, deliver the person read

Which Totem Animal Are You?
You scored as Fox. You are the Fox. You are quite intelligent and use it to your advantage. You are a diplomatic person and use that to help your friends in times of crisis, not choosing sides. You are also very patient, waiting for what you want.Fox100%Wolf92%Dragon83%Bear83%Deer83%Eagle83%Horse83%Crow75%Salmon75%Stag75%Snake75%Bull

Fate And Destiny
"It is still best to wait for the one we want rather than settle for the one that is available.It is still best to wait for the one you love than settle for the one who is around.It is still best to wait for the right person. Because life is too short to waste on the wrong one."

Bottled Up...
Butterflies in my gut Full conversations in my head A gleam in my eye Quiet voice so shy Make me say the things I wish to say Tip the bottle of emotions Spill forth my hidden feelings For honesty flows from my heart Your ears so eager to listen Tell how I wish to dance With you as my partner In your arms A warm embrace May your kisses fall like rain drops Showering me in your love Run your fingers through my hair Like a gentle wind does blow Lay me down next to you Wrap up in melodic bliss Drink from my lips tonight May I become your water Quenching your soul As I am filled with passionate visions Of you and I Take the lead Guide the way Show me your heart Say you’ll stay May our bodies move like the river Overflowing from desire Let’s ride the waves of lust For no storms too strong To destroy what I am feeling Take me now The time has come My thoughts are seeping From this bottle filled by love Written by: Melody Copyright 1-27-07

Ladies - Strawberries, Peaches, Whip Cream And Chocolate Syrup!!!
Hey Ladies, how are you doing? Just wondering how many of you would enjoy experiencing this!!! Having your body light up by candle light, than having a mix of strawberries, peaches, whip cream and chocolate syrup run up and down your body from your breasts to your legs, than slowly having it licked and sucked off of you while slowly going down and than coming back up. Than being kissed once come back up so you can taste the sweetness from the fruit on your lips!!! Mixing it up, first with the strawberries, than with the whip cream, the peaches and last with the chocolate syrup, which would take a bit longer to be licked off you. Just a little something I'm wondering about how many ladies out there would enjoy experiencing this.

10 Things I Really Hate
10.) Shoveling snow. Ok, maybe I just don't get it, but I have a really long driveway. There is 16 inches of snow on the ground, on TOP of the 2 inches of ice. And i'm supposed to get all of this out of the way for my stupid car to make it down the whole driveway just to reach Hawkins road which hasn't seen a snow plow in over a year?? That's a really long way. And the design of the shovel is baffeling. It seems to hinder more than it helps. It's going to be a long morning tomorrow... 9.) Mean people in big trucks. Big trucks do not mean you can be a big jerk, and drive however you want. Yesterday, in the bad weather, I made a last minute trip to the grocery store. It was icey, and bad, but right when I get to this huge hill that I slid all the way down, some idiot in this big truck decides he's going to PASS me on the way down. I have no control of my car, and you think you can just drive right past me? Ugh, I hope he ended up in a ditch, forced to eat his fat buddy in

When Hell Freezes Over...
Ok, today, for some crazy reason, I began thinking... i know... crazy... Anyways, one of these days, i do want to get remarried.... and in algebra today, i planned my wedding... So, this is how it goes... in GA, there is this place called Calaway Gardens... it's really pretty... there is this bridge, very small one, there... I remember being so afraid of it as a kid... but my mom used to walk over it with me, showing me it was safe... Well, I want to get married there, by that bridge... and I just want my close friends and family there.. like tiff, sarah, "mom", jill, beau, their kids, my kids (OF COURSE)... OH OH OH saige could be my ring bearer!!! and anyways... then the guy i marry, had better not have a large family... cuz i don't want A LOT of people... and it to be a quiet, peaceful event... and i want to write my own vows, so he had better write them... And i want to read something... (if you really wanna know, i'll tell u but i'm not putting it here) And I want there t

A Plead!!!!
this is a plead to all the women in clarksville, guys, call your wife, girlfriend, sister, or mistress and have her go to working womens wendsday next week, feb 7th, from five pm to seven pm. its is hosted by q108 and will held at golden rule for one as a trial. its lots of fun and ladies, you have the chance to win great prizes. for example, but not for sure, $50 and $100 gift certificates to ice.com, lyndon psa certificates, spa in hopkinsville, movie tickets, concert tickets ( when they have them) and much more. play games, have a drink and some fun! bring all your friends over the age of 18 to participate.kids and men welcome, but they dont get to play or win. sorry guys! please come and have fun! golden rule is located on wilma rudolph where santa fe use to be. across from logans. p.s. they have a kick ass loaded potato!!!!! its to die for!

I Can See What You See
I Can See What You See I can tell you the pain of this very once broken down man. I can look into the eyes of this man and tell how many tears he cried;I can say I'm able to tell that this man heart and life has seen turmoil,you ask how I can see what this man seen cause I am him. Poem By: Charles LaMark Nelson Copyright ©2007 Charles LaMark Nelson

The Systematical Error That Is Ohio And All It's Residents
(I got this in a bulletin on Myspace from one of my fellow friends, and being from ohio ... I just had to read it. Wouldn't you know that systematically I knew everything that was coming and agreed with everything on this list. I feel shamed now and I am going to go in my beat up roommates pick up truck and meet my friend who drives a new mustang, to krogers(which is 15 minutes from a college) and stomp my feet in the snow filled potholed parkinglot of this winter, still winter ... wonderland. ~Oh the irony of it all!!!!!!!!!! :dies from fear and laughing so hard at herself and all of this: ~ I hope you guys enjoy this, leave lots of comments with opinions, this should be interesting!! ) You know you're from Ohio if ........... ♠ You know all the 4 seasons: winter, still winter, almost winter and construction. ♠ You live less than 20 miles from some college or university. ♠ You know what a "buckeye" really is, and have a recipe for candy ones, an

I Need Help!
OK this may seem a little weird but here goes, tommorow night I have to go to a party... now it has a theme and the theme is 007... and we are all suppose to dress up and I have NO idea how to dress like a bond girl cause honestly I havent seem any of the bond movies (oops) If anyone has any ideas or suggestions please let me know..... I appreciate the help! Kelly

Taken For Granted
To you I send my love To you I send my dreams To you my love, I promise my loyalty. To you I send this kiss To you I send my hugs To you my love, I give my life. To you I send my happiness To you I send my peace To you my love, I give my untainted purity. To you I send my santiy To you I send my warmth To you my love, I give my strengths. To you I send my sensuality To you I send my weakness To you my love, I send my broken heart. To you I send my sadness To you I send my demise To you my love, I send my last breath of love

I Missed You
Together forever for always we said Friends till the end we promised I don't understand why you couldn't trust that I loved you for you and why I coulndn't just let go of my fears. Changes we went through you and I you for your better me for my worse you didnt want to believe that your changes I'd like While I couldn't believe in myself Seperate way we went into our own seperate worlds Both of us dissapearing out of eachothers lives I've mourned out loss since our parting Untill I've learned to live without you That was the hard part I must admit Because from the start we were a fit. Two totally different people yet soul mates we were We kept eachothers childish spirits alive, laughing Learning to be on my own was a long, hard lonely road No one to talk to like we used to I've never stopped loving you my dear long lost friend Why did it ever end? Maybe it's best not to exume why's or what if's. Learn to love who we've become since then L

Running Around In My Head
wow...things have been crazy for me...got in a car accident havin issues with some credit people because of the stole credit card issue.....workin my ass off at 2 jobs to make shit....I haven't been online a lot lately and I have a feeling that I'm still not going to be able to get online a lot. I miss all my buddys but well, life is tryin to bite me in the ass and I won't let it...so off I go to fight for my right to acctually enjoy my life..*sigh* I wish I was 10 again and could playin the mud all day.

Did You Meet Your Love On Ct
Did you meet the love of your life on CT?? For Valentines day I am holding a special contest for couples that meet on Cherry Tap. Please PM me with a picture you would like to use, preferably one of the two of you together. Contest will run from 2-7-07 to 2-13-07 That way I can hand out prizes for valentines day. Every contestant will win a prize. The more comments the better the prize. I know there are several couples out there that met on here. Join in and have fun. Let everyone know that you met your love on here.

Train Trip
A man & a woman who had never met before, but were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train. Though initially embarrassed & uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired & fell asleep quickly... him in the upper bunk & her in the lower. At 1:00 AM, the man leaned over & gently woke the woman saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold." "I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married." "Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed. "Good," she replied. "Get your own freaking blanket." After a moment of silence, he farted.

Confusion... Help Me Understand??
Explain something to me... I am perplexed about something. Ok so every so often I might get flirtatious and entertain someone online for the excitement. Whether its just chatting or camming through my CT profile or whatever... but then some of the men I am gracious enough to entertain seem to think that I have all the time in the world to do this all the time. They do not seem to care if you have a house full of kids, if you are having a bad day or if you are just not in the mood. There are other sides to me than most people seem to care about. And if I say, "hey man, I'm just not in the mood" or "I cant" ... it is really none of your business why I cant or when I can. The whole trying to guilt me into it is stupid and that is just going to get you a permanent ignore out of me. Be glad you get what you get out of me. So the long of the short is this ... be polite, I mean damn, gimme a break. And try having a normal conversation with me, it will get you mo

Xli
So I was upset because I was supposed to pull an 11-8 shift at work today, meaning I would basically miss the Superbowl. But, a pipe broke at my work so we had to close the entire place down because we would have been out of water in 15 minutes!!! Its like a sign saying we all need to watch the game lmao! Im so happy now.

Dark
I'm swimming all alone in a pool of darkness and I feel like darkness is slowly pulling me under I yell for help but no one is there to hear it I begin to see the water at eye level and I kick and flail fighting to stay above the darkness But the darkness won't let go of its hold on me and I slowly begin to give in to the feeling that lies below the water line the waters starts to fill my lungs the lungs that once held so much life yet now they allow the murky water to replace that I know that this path doesn't lead to happiness But why doesn't someone grab my hand pull me from darkness's grasp? because no one knows I stand at the boundary the boundary between light and dark so I give in to the thing that holds me All of the strength and all of the courage that I once held in my heart can't save me from the water So I slowly slip below the world of conscientiousness undetected by the occupants of that world I don't want to fight anymore I've given into darkness

This Song Is 4 My Ex! He Beat Me Up So Much! This Song Is Just 4 Him.
Artist: The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus Album: Don't You Fake It Year: 2006 Title: Face Down Print Correct Hey, girl, you know you drive me crazy one look puts the rhythm in my hand. Still I'll never understand why you hang around I see what's going down. Cover up with makeup in the mirror tell yourself, it's never gonna happen again you cry alone and then he swears he loves you. Do you feel like a man when you push her around? Do you feel better now as she falls to the ground? Well I'll tell you my friend, one day this world's going to end as your lies crumble down, a new life she has found. A pebble in the water makes a ripple effect every action in this world will bear a consequence If you wade around forever, you will surely drown I see what's going down. I see the way you go and say you're right again, say you're right again heed my lecture Do you feel like a man when you push her around? Do you feel better now as she falls to the ground? Well I'

Shopping For Husbands At Walmart
A store that sells husbands has just opened in Ottawa where a woman may go to choose a husband from among many men. The store is comprised of 6 floors, and the men increase in positive attributes as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch. As you open the door to any floor you may choose a man from that floor, but if you go up a floor, you cannot go back down except to exit the building. So a woman goes to the shopping center to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men have jobs. The woman reads the sign and says to herself, "Well, that's better than my last boyfriend, but I wonder what's further up?" So up she goes. The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids. The woman remarks to herself, "That's great, but I wonder what's further up?" And up she goes, again. The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids and are extremely good looking.

Ten Things To Ponder For 2007
#10 Life is sexually transmitted. #9 Good health is merely the slowest rate at which one can die. #8 Men have two emotions: hungry and horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich. #7 Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the internet and they won't bother you for weeks. #6 Some people are like a slinky... not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs. #5 Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital dying of nothing. #4 All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism. #3 Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars, and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents??? #2 In the 60's, people took LSD to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal. AND THE NUMBER ONE THOUGHT FOR 2007: We know exactly where one cow with mad-cow-disease is located

The Happy Hobos
My name is Sammy Sunshine My life is dandy and fine I eat my beans by a campfire My pants are held by a wire Patched up coat, to stay warm stealing eggs, from the farm I ride in the opened boxcars I gotta friend, named Oscar Him and I have been around every station, and every town Sleeping on the freight train warm and dry, from the rain This is the life, on the open track a couple of Hobos, with napsacks Seeing the city and countryside We sing along on our joyride Come on, and join us, and you'll see the life of a Hobo, will set your ass free

College
Well not much going on in the school life it sucks but I know I must do it.I want to have a sucessfull life so I will keep at till I get my masters.I met a new friend online and shes awesome.Yes that would be you icey.Well guess I need to go study for my test its 7:15am and my test is at 11am wish me luck everyone.have a great day.

Dolphins Need Your Help
PLEASE HELP BY REPOSTING THIS BLOG AND WATCH THE VIDEO. IT IS VERY DISTURBING THOUGH DONT WATCH IF YOU HAVE A WEAK STOMACH. THIS IS WHAT THEY ARE DOING TO DOLPHINS IN JAPAN. PLEASE REPOST!!!!

Things Going On With Me With In The Past Couple Weeks!!!
The past actually Year I have been dealing with anxiety issues going from not so bad to much worse in the past few months...I havent been able to leave my house and feel comfortable unless i was with people close too me...Well On Feb 9th I finally got to see a shrink and he prescribed me meds they are no joke I took one this morning and it kicked my ass hard I had to sleep and was knocked in and out most the day till 3pm. Then i knew I had to keep myself awake... Now I am figuring if one can do that and i have a 2 yr old to take care of im going to have to split it in half and see how that works...Then the doc wants me to take 2 b4 bed to help me sleep im thinkin ill stick to takin one till im more use to them...Then about a month ago I went to see my woman doctor to get a check up cause I havent been there in a few years so i wanted to make sure im ok...A week later I get a letter tellin me to call them for my results...I then find out they found abnormal cells that arent cancerous bu

If Your Reading This You Have Made The Cut :)
WELL YALL WENT THROUGH MY FRIENDS LIST AGAIN AND THE PEOPLE THAT NEVER RESPOND.. NEVER COMMENT.. EVER... HAVE BEEN CUT OFF MY LIST WITH NO NOTICE. I FIGURE OK.. I TAKE THE TIME TO READ EVERY PERSONS PROFILE THAT I ADD... I MAKE SPECIAL COMMENTS AT TIMES PARTICULARLY FOR MY FRIENDS... I TRY TO KEEP UP WITH NEW PICS.. STASH.. BLOGS.. AS BEST I CAN... ALL I ASK IN RETURN IS TO DO THE SAME.. IF I NEED TO LEVEL HELP ME OUT IF YOUR ONLINE I WOULD DO THE SAME FOR YOU AS LONG AS I AM ON HERE.. I AM VERY PICKY ABOUT MY FRIENDS :) AND I HAVE NO PROBLEM DELETING SO CALLED FRIENDS THAT AREN'T INTERACTIVE.. I MEAN WHAT'S THE USE OF KEEPING SOMEONE IF THEY ARE NOT GOING TO TALK TO YOU OR HELP YOU OUT.. ETC.... SO NEEDLESS TO SAY I HAVE DELETED IN THE PAST TWO DAYS FIFTY PEOPLE. LOL I HAVE ADDED QUITE A FEW NEW FRIENDS DUE TO MY BLAST AND SO FAR THERE ARE ALREADY A FEW WHO I HAVE ONLY TALKED TO ONCE OR TWICE... SO TO MY NEW FRIENDS I WOULD LIKE TO THANK YOU AGAIN FOR ADDING ME :) I AM A GOOD FR

For Her Part 02
As I walk this lonely road I think of my true love calling to find me As I can not hear her call to me I feel the love of her within me as I walk alone on this cold night For I may never find her for I have yet to find her in person Date wrote 11-02-07 By Aj Rich

Roses For Rose
Roses for Rose Red roses were her favorites; her name was also Rose, And every year her husband sent them tied with pretty bows. The year he died the roses were delivered to her door, The card said "Be My Valentine" like all the years before. Each year he sent her roses and the note would always say, "I love you even more this year than last year on this day, My love for you will always grow with every passing year," She knew this was the last time that the roses would appear. She thought he ordered roses in advance before this day, Her loving husband did not know that he would pass away. He always liked to do things early way before the time, Then if he got too busy everything would work out fine. She trimmed the stems and placed them in a very special vase, Then sat the vase beside the portrait of his smiling face. She would sit for hours in her husband's favorite chair, While staring at his picture and the roses sitting there. A year went by and it was

Tragady Of Angels
In the eery gloom of a damp rainy mourn, I awake from nightmares filled with cacodemons and succubi. Every mourning is like this, everyday starts off with cold sweats and trembling hands, I have sunk into a wolf of devilish delights and fearsome pleasure, I know since the day that God denounced my existence that I would have to spend my life fighting off those who wish to devour the rest of my blackened soul. Who am I u ask?! I am Ian but before long before the trappings of humanity I was called Eurosiphus I was a warrior of angels a protector of heaven, Until the war that waged before the word war was even spoken aloud, in an age when man was infant roaming the wild lands of a most beautiful earth. At this time God look down from his pristine throne over his creation laughing as is it were a comedy on the stages or Rome, H e thought the actions of such a primitive thing were just for his amusement. But in his ranks of angels and cherubs was Lucifrus, the right hand of god he

What If?
What if I was a happy person? What if I was free from fear? What if I was open-hearted and joyful? What if I was care-free? What if I was at peace? I am not. A blade sits here calling me. Skin aches to bleed. Emptiness calls my name and a void beckons. Why am I so dark? Will others accept me as I am? What if they do?

The Nsfw Situation
Ok, the answer to this is very simple. If you dont like a picture, dont look at it! If its nude, ok, then it needs to go in a private folder as most people do. If your a person that needs to flag a picture because it has too much belly button showing..then this site is NOT for you. If i walk into a store and see something offensive in a magazine or something, am i gonna go bitch about it?..NO. Im gonna turn around, and ignore it. I CHOOSE not to look at it. Im not gonna waste my time, bitching about 1 picture, when there is so much worse out there in the world. If you see a picture that you dont like, ignore it and move on to the next one. There is no need to flag it unless its truly necessary. This is site is great, and its all about having fun. Flagging someone's pic because of a little bit of skin..you haters need to go find a new place to hang out. Feel free to repost if you like. That is my rant for the night. Thank you!

Long Trip Alone By Dierks Bentley
Long Trip Alone -- Dierks BentleyAdd to My Profile | More Videos "Long Trip Alone" Dierks Bentley It's a long trip alone over sand and stone That lie along the road that we all must travel down So maybe you could walk with me a while And maybe I could rest beneath your smile Everybody stumbles sometimes and needs a hand to hold 'Cause it's a long trip alone It's a short piece of time but just enough to find A little peace of mind under the sun somewhere So maybe you could walk with me a while And maybe I could rest beneath your smile You know we can't afford to let one moment pass us by 'Cause it's a short piece of time And I don't know where I'd be without you here 'Cause I'm not really me without you there Yea Yeah Hallelujah hallelujah oh So maybe you could walk with me a while Maybe I could rest beneath your smile Everybody stumbles sometimes and needs a hand to hold So maybe you could walk with me a while Maybe I could rest beneath your s

Aerosmith~angel
I'm alone yeah I don't know if I can face the night I'm in tears and the cryin that i do is for you I want your love let's break the wall between us Don't make it tough, I'll put away my pride Enough's enough, I've suffered and I've seen the light You're my angel come and save me tonight You're my angel come and make it alright You're my angel come and save me tonight Don't know what I'm gonna do about thins feeling inside Yes, it's true loneliness took me for a ride Without your love, I'm nothin but a beggar Without your love, a dog without a bone What can I do, I'm sleepin in this bed alone You're the reason I live You're the reason I die You're the reason I give when I break down and cry Don't need no reason why Baby, baby, baby

Phillosophy And Religion
God has 21 names and they each mean something different. When praying, see if you can incorporate any of these names into your prayer depending on the situation. For instance, if you need for God to provide a job, you may want to say, "Jehovah Jireh, I have total faith that you oh Lord will provide the perfect job for my needs. Thank you Adonai for this blessing." If you have fear you could refer to God as El Elyon and even Jehovah-Rohi since the first means "most high God" and the second means "the Lord my Shepherd". Try being creative in a way which specifies or targets your need that you need prayer for. It kind of adds a depth to your prayer life and moreso a challenge to be very specific while in a time of prayer. It is not necessary but it does have more meaning than a common "blanket prayer". • Adonai - Lord my father (shows ownership) • Jehovah Jireh - My provider • El (the Strong One) • Jehovah-Mekaddishkem - The Lord That Sanctifies Thee • El Elohe Yi

Uncovered
Uncovered Puddles of pain All over my face Empty arms With no embrace Words to whisper No ear to share The hurt inside No heart to care Body so cold Chilled from my past So much love to give No hand to hold Song playing Feet won’t move No Dance tonight I’m out of the groove People are paired Two by two Yet, I’m alone With thoughts of you A hand to hold An ear to share Yesterday’s stories Never told Blind eyes Without a care Seeing through me Deep inside Maybe one day I’ll stop trying to hide And allow you to see All of me Without a mask Bare to the bone Completely exposed Unprotected Without a worry Fearless too Because I have never Met anyone Quite like you~ Written by Melody 2/17/07

Love And Forgiveness
YOU SAY YOU LOVE ME SO WHY CANT YOU FORGIVE ME? YOU SAY YOU NEED ME SO WHY CANT YOU FORGIVE ME? YOU SAY YOU WANT ME SO WHY CANT YOU FORGIVE ME? AM I NOT HUMAN? AM I NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE MISTAKES? AM I NOT ALLOWED TO BE SCARED? IS IT NOT OK FOR ME TO MAKE ONE SIMPLE MISTAKE AND NOT BE THROWN AWAY LIKE I AM TRASH? DO YOU NOT MAKE MISTAKE OR IS IT THAT YOU'RE SO PERFECT YOU'RE NOT EVEN HUMAN? DO YOU LOVE WHEN IT IS CONVENIENT FOR YOU AND DISMISS WHEN IT IS NOT? TELL AM I NOT PRETTY ENOUGH FOR YOU? AM I NOT SUBMISSIVE ENOUGH FOR YOU? DO I NOT KISS YOUR ASS ENOUGH FOR YOU? YOU TELL ME WHAT IT IS YOU NEED AND I WILL MOST LIKELY DIE TRYING TO GIVE IT TO YOU BECAUSE YOU SEE I'LL WILL ALREADY BE DEAD BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE YOU, BECAUSE YOU DIDNT WANT ME, BECAUSE I DIDNT FIT IN TO YOUR PERFECT LITTLE WORLD.

Fuckin Whores
I hate people grrrr Desolation, Wide open space, Between the trees and me, Emptiness and me, Confusion and decisions, Feelings hard to define, And I say to myself, Just a little longer, Coldness seeps Its way in, I am falling deeper, Into what I fear most, As I reach out, There is nothing there, As possible there was something once, Only to be gone, And I say to myself, Just a little longer, The sun drops, The last inch of light falls, The squirrels more likely to be huddled up, But not me, Something I never possessed, And I say to myself, Just a little longer, Then the sun has gone, Darkness spreads its wings over me, I see nothing so no one sees me, Feeling of bitterness only, And I say to myself, Just a little longer, An Owl peers down, With question in her eyes, She doesn't have a hope, In helping me, As she doesn't see my pain, Spreads her wings, Passes me by, And I say to myself, Just a little longer, The soft earth, Seem

Grow Up!!!
I hate it when someone you know is acting like they are the best thing walking when in all reality they are no better than the person next to them! I hate it when they think they need more when they have everything right in front of them and they dont seem to notice it at all! They show attitude to people who care, they talk shit to family belittle them,talks to their parents like they are dogs!! They just want to go out and find so ass and leave their family behind! i don't understand it if you have a wonderful family how can you go out and try to hook with someone that will leave you anyways and then what do you have to gain from it? nothing because you lost your family already and you have no one anymore because you pushed them away with your nasty ass attitude and no one wants to be around you because you make them sick to their stomach!!! Grow the fuck Up! open your eyes before you lose everyone for ever!!!

Memories Remind Me ....
I was just thinking about memories, friends, music, movies, random crap. It's odd when you listen to a certain song, watch a certain show,movie, eat a certain food,visit a certain location or what have you. You feel this strange connection to a certain someone, someplace, or time in your life. The song or whatever you are experiencing triggers some file in your brain where memories are stored.It kind of seems like those days,that moment,those people, or certain feelings are still active and very much alive. Such a strange thing, the human brain. It makes me wonder if everything we feel and experience is all manufactured inside our brains. Is anything real? Does the mind create certain feelings to satisfy a certain need inside of itself like a drug that is intended to deliver a quick fix? Well whether any of the moments or feelings I have experienced are all smoke and mirrors, I am still glad that I lived through them. I wouldn't take any of them back and I'm tha

My Daughter (tionna)
Heaven's Very Special Child A meeting was held quite far from earth "It's time again for another birth," Said the Angels to the Lord above, "This special child will need much love." Her progress may seem very slow, Accomplishments she may not show And she'll require extra care From the folks she meets way down there. She may not run or laugh or play Her thoughts may seem quite far away In many ways she won't adapt, And she'll be known as handicapped. So let's be careful where she's sent We want her life to be content Please, Lord find the parents who Will do a special job for You. They will not realize right away The leading role they're asked to play But with this child sent from above Comes stronger faith and richer love. And soon they'll know the privilege given In caring for this gift from Heaven. Their precious charge so meek and mild Is Heaven's very special child.

Ok
ok peeps ur have to forgive me this is my first blog heres where i wud like us to concentrate on i want them to become family memeber so lets show them why they shud join if any of u r in a contest thats in need let me know badraven oh yeh love yall lol

Fire Power
Fire Power... i have beenexposed unclothed to the ways of the devil illegal search and seashers procedures of this new world hipocracy stoping me from being free so i fight back with guns my bodie the gu my brain the barrel my mouth the bullet i pull it and hit wit deadly accuracy perhaps i should be in jail because im deadly with words so read with caution cause its thoughts im tossin so until im put in jail i will forever be shooting my GUN

Test Yourself
You have a sexual IQ of 153 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Family Members, This Is For You!
I have a question for those listed as my family members. I have a new pic album and would like to post pictures of family members and past life companions. Most of my family members ARE past life companions, lol. If you are willing to provide a pic but would prefer not to be named as a past life companion, that's OK too. Just let me know! Have a great night everyone!

Friend's
If u love me (as a friend) u'll read the whole thing .What would you do if for every moment you were truly happy there would be 10 moments of sadness? What would you do if your best friend died tomorrow and you never got to tell them how you felt? So, I just wanted to say, even if I never talk to you again in my life, you are special to me and you have made a difference in my life. I look up to you, respect you, and truly cherish you. Send this to all your friends, no matter how often you talk, or how close you are, and send it to the person who you are readding this from to. Let old friends know you haven't forgotten them, and tell new friends you never will. Remember, everyone needs a friend. dont ever leave the one u love for the one u like, because the one u like will leave u for the one they love. Froend's can be for ever but love will be for a life time.. If you are readding this you are a friend and even it I do not talk to you every day. Do not take it as I am not thanking abo

Banana Split
Banana Split I am at the grocery store doing some shopping. I am wearing a leather jacket and leather pants. I turn the corner with my cart and bump into you. My god I think to my self, you are drop dead beautiful! You are also wearing a leather jacket and tight leather pants and boots. A huge bilge forms in my pants. I see this and start to giggle. I start blushing and say “sorry excuse me” and we go one our way. A little later we meet in the meat section, and we are standing there beside each other. We turn and stare into each others eyes, You gently move your hand to the bulge in my pants and start rubbing it slowly. I almost die! I ask you “should be go some where’s?” You grab my hand and pull me quickly into the back of the store. It’s pretty cold there and I can see your nipples are very hard, just as hard as my cock. You pull me tight against you kissing me hard, your hands wrapped around my neck. My hands clutching your tight leather covered ass. Our tongues deep inside o

Talented Tounge (for U)
=== '~Sweetnsizzilin~ Draculs Dark Italian Princess~ETERNAL NIGHT' spewed forth the following at '2007-02-21 08:52:24'.. > > how dare u bring a womans kids into this shit!!!! and how the fuck can u call her a whore and a liar. u fucking knew she was married and u went with it. as far as her lieing about shit thats on u and u deservered it. how many fucking women did u lie to , huh??? i know i was one and i know there were atleast a dozen more. so before u go knocking and bashing some one take a good god damn look in the mirror. > > sweetnsizzilin > > > u can kiss my ass u lying whore, ur like several women i know, all u do is lay on ur back for any one. the sad thing is i actually loved u and not sure y. ur a cheap whore!!! u lied, and cheated on me the whole time we were together. ur going to lose ur kids and u have no clue. ur an unfit mother, dragging them from guy to guy...the kids would b better off in a foster home. u lied about the pregnancy, u lied about the cance

Just A Thought
WOULDN'T IT BE GREAT TO TURN ON THE TV AND HEAR ANY U.S. PRESIDENT, DEMOCRAT OR REPUBLICAN GIVE THE FOLLOWING SPEECH? My Fellow Americans: As you all know, the defeat of Iraq regime has been completed. Since congress does not want to spend any more money on this war, our mission in Iraq is complete. This morning I gave the order for a complete removal of all American forces from Iraq. This action will be complete within 30 days. It is now to begin the reckoning. Before me, I have two lists. One list contains the names of countries which have stood by our side during the Iraq conflict. This list is short. The United Kingdom , Spain , Bulgaria , Australia , and Poland are some of the countries listed there. The other list contains everyone not on the first list. Most of the world's nations are on that list. My press secretary will be distributing copies of both lists later this evening. Let me start by saying that effective immediately, foreign aid to those nations on

Am I Unpatriotic Because I Have A Different Opinion?
Am I unpatriotic because I have my own opinion? Am I unpatriotic because I choose to do better things with my time that to argue with one of my own countrymen? Am I unpatriotic because I respect people for thier individuality? Or is that the true meaning of patriotism. It seems to me that our country was founded on the basic principals of freedom without persecution..of speech, of religion..of political opinion. It seems to me that if people didnt have different opinions there wouldnt be a VOTE in the first place and it seems to me that if there wasnt a CHOICE that it would be a dictatorship. I want to say, first of all,Ive been here two days and that I LOVE CHERRYTAP and I have been greeted with warmth and love all the way around except for ONE person. It would seem I have been labled a bitch by someone because I DIDNT want to argue with someone who doesnt even know me at all. Did you all catch that..I DIDNT want to fight..lol. Well..Shorty, this goes out to you. I even unblocked you

For Her Part 10
Back for my heart is poor as gold can be to your love will stop my heart beat for every moment passes For I will return to you when you want me too As to be the one you will all ways want to be with Date wrote 21-02-07 By Aj Rich

So I'm Still Learning
So I'm still learning and finding things to do on cherrytap. But if anyone could help with some things like...how do I make morph pictures, or them cool looking cherrytap id tags.that would be much help.

Angels Unaware
When I'm depressed, and feeling low. And I've gone as far as I can go. I ask myself, what will I do? That's when God sends you to me. We have someone, or so they say, To watch over us day by day. You help me more than words can say, And keep me going along the way. For those out there who don't believe, In angels unaware. Have truly never had the joy, Of meeting someone who really cares. You've been my strength, when I was weak, My joy when I am sad. And someday when this life is over, A crown awaits for you I'm sure. So thanks for all the love, And kindness that you shown. And hope the looking after me, Was not such a terrible load.

A Little More About Me.
So many days, so little blogs. It's strange, as much as I like to write, when it comes to writing about myself I absolutly stink at it. Still, it never stops me from giving a go at it. If I don't mention something you may be curious about, feel free to ask me. I'm fairly open and very honest. I have mentioned before that I am a movie buff, though it is mainly horror and sci-fi that I like. I have well over 200 horror/sci-fi movies in my dvd collection. Mostly from 70's and earlier (including silent movies Nosferatu and Phantom of the Opera), but I do have more recent movies as well. Really though, I think many horror movies these days are terrible. Not in the good way either. They are basic cookie cutter blood 'n gore fests that don't really serve much of a purpose other than to get boobs shown and people eviserated. Not that there's anything wrong with that. =-) I'd just like a lil more story to go with it. For someone with a sense of humor like I have, I'm not rea