One day, while walking to the store, I passed by a
nursing home. On the front lawn were six old ladies
lying naked on the grass.
I thought this was a bit unusual, but continued on my
way to the store.
On my return trip, I passed the same nursing home with
the same six old ladies lying naked on the lawn. This
time my curiosity got the best of me
and I went inside to talk to the manager.
"Do you know there are six ladies lying naked on your
front lawn?"
"Yes," he said. "They're retired prostitutes, and
they're having a yard sale.
