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created on 11/03/2006  |  http://fubar.com/jokes/b20950

the post office

There was a man who worked for the Post Office > > whose job it was to > > process all the mail that had illegible > > addresses. > > > > One day, a letter came addressed in a shaky > > handwriting to God with no > > actual address. He thought he should open it > > to see what it was about. > > > > The letter read: > > > > "Dear God, > > > > > > I am an 83 year old widow, living on a very > > small pension. Yesterday > > someone stole my purse. It had $100 in it, > > which was all the money I > > had until my next pension check. > > > > Next Sunday is Christmas, and I had invited > > two of my friends over for > > dinner. Without that money, I have nothing to > > buy food with. I have no > > family to turn to, and you are my only hope. > > > > Can you please help me? > > > > Sincerely, > > Edna > > > > The postal worker was touched. He showed the > > letter to all the other > > workers. Each one dug into his or her wallet > > and came up with a few > > dollars. By the time he made the rounds, he > > had collected $96, which > > they put into an envelope and sent to the > > woman. > > > > The rest of the day, all the workers felt a > > warm glow thinking of Edna > > and the dinner she would be able to share > > with her friends. > > > > Christmas came and went. > > > > A few days later, another letter came from > > the same old lady to God. > > All the workers gathered around while the > > letter was opened. > > > > It read, > > > > "Dear God, > > > > How can I ever thank you enough for what you > > did for me? Because of > > your gift of love, I was able to fix a > > glorious dinner for my friends. > > We had a very nice day and I told my friends > > of your wonderful gift. > > > > By the way, there was $4 missing. > > > > I think it must have been those bastards at > > the Post Office
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