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but my grandson is in a nationwide babycontest...so to help make his daddy smile(who's in the Navy and don't see him much)we are posting this link so you all cfan help him win(well we hope...lol)http://www.americanbaby.com/photocontest/vote.jhtml?entryId=2065200003 if you could take a few seconds to vote for him that would be great...for those of you who are bored...you can vote up to 5 times a day...lol thank you all and hey if ya want to get in touch with me e-mail me at rhonda1967@commspeed.net or hellsgate1love@msn.com

sorry its been soo long

but my grandson is in a nationwide babycontest...so to help make his daddy smile(who's in the Navy and don't see him much)we are posting this link so you all cfan help him win(well we hope...lol)http://www.americanbaby.com/photocontest/vote.jhtml?entryId=2065200003 if you could take a few seconds to vote for him that would be great...for those of you who are bored...you can vote up to 5 times a day...lol thank you all and hey if ya want to get in touch with me e-mail me at rhonda1967@commspeed.net or hellsgate1love@msn.com

sorry its been soo long

but my grandson is in a nationwide babycontest...so to help make his daddy smile(who's in the Navy and don't see him much)we are posting this link so you all cfan help him win(well we hope...lol)http://www.americanbaby.com/photocontest/vote.jhtml?entryId=2065200003 if you could take a few seconds to vote for him that would be great...for those of you who are bored...you can vote up to 5 times a day...lol thank you all and hey if ya want to get in touch with me e-mail me at rhonda1967@commspeed.net or hellsgate1love@msn.com
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Chili Cook Off If you can read this whole story without laughing then there's no hope for you. I was crying by the end. Note: Please take time to read this slowly. (I've read this probably 5 times and it never fails to reduce me to tears of laughter). Hope it does the same for you!!! If you pay attention to the first two judges, the reaction of the third judge is even better. For those of you who have lived in Texas, you know how true this is. They actually have a Chili Cook Off about the time Halloween comes around. It takes up a major portion of a parking lot at the San Antonio City Park. Judge #3 was an inexperienced Chili Taster named Frank, who was visiting from Springfield , IL. Frank: "Recently, I was honored to be selected as a judge at a chili cook-off. The original person called in sick at the last moment and I happened to be standing there at the judge's table asking for directions to the Coors Light truck, when the call came in. I was assured by the other two judges (Native Texans) that the chili wouldn't be all that spicy and, besides, they told me I could have free beer during the tasting, so I accepted." Here are the scorecard notes from the event: ***************************************************** CHILI # 1 - MIKE'S MANIAC MONSTER CHILI... Judge # 1 -- A little too heavy on the tomato. Amusing kick. Judge # 2 - Nice, smooth tomato flavor. Very mild. Judge # 3 (Frank) -- Holy shit, what the hell is this stuff? You could remove dried paint from your driveway. Took me two beers to put the flames out. I hope that's the worst one. These Texans are crazy. ***************************************************** CHILI # 2 - AUSTIN'S AFTERBURNER CHILI... Judge # 1 -- Smoky, with a hint of pork. Slight jalapeno tang. Judge #2 -- Exciting BBQ flavor, needs more peppers to be taken seriously. Judge # 3 -- Keep this out of the reach of children. I'm not sure what I'm supposed to taste besides pain. I had to wave off two people who wanted to give me the Heimlich maneuver. They had to rush in more beer when they saw the look on my face. ***************************************************** CHILI # 3 - FRED'S FAMOUS BURN DOWN THE BARN CHILI... Judge # 1 -- Excellent firehouse chili. Great kick. Judge # 2 -- A bit salty, good use of peppers. Judge # 3 -- Call the EPA. I've located a uranium spill. My nose feels like I have been snorting Drano. Everyone knows the routine by now. Get me more beer before I ignite. Barmaid pounded me on the back, now my backbone is in the front part of my chest. I'm getting shit-faced from all of the beer. ***************************************************** CHILI # 4 - BUBBA'S BLACK MAGIC... Judge # 1 -- Black bean chili with almost no spice. Disappointing. Judge # 2 -- Hint of lime in the black beans. Good side dish for fish or other mild foods not much of a chili. Judge # 3 -- I felt something scraping across my tongue, but was unable to taste it. Is it possible to burn out taste buds? Sally, the beer maid, was standing behind me with fresh refills. That 300-LB woman is starting to look HOT. just like this nuclear waste I'm eating! Is chili an aphrodisiac? ***************************************************** CHILI # 5 LISA'S LEGAL LIP REMOVER... Judge # 1 -- Meaty, strong chili. Cayenne peppers freshly ground, adding considerable ! kick. Very impressive. Judge # 2 -- Chili using shredded beef, could use more tomato. Must admit the cayenne peppers make a strong statement. Judge # 3 -- My ! ears are ringing, sweat is pouring off my forehead and I can no longer focus my eyes. I farted and four people behind me needed paramedics. The contestant seemed offended when I told her that her chili had given me brain damage. Sally saved my tongue from bleeding by pouring beer directly on it from the pitcher. I wonder if I'm burning my lips off. It really pisses me off that the other judges asked me to stop screaming. Screw those rednecks. ***************************************************** CHILI # 6 - VERA'S VERY VEGETARIAN VARIETY... Judge # 1 -- Thin yet bold vegetarian variety chili. Good balance of spices and peppers. Judge # 2 -- The best yet. Aggressive use of peppers, onions, and garlic. Superb. Judge # 3 -- My intestines are now a straight pipe filled with gaseous, sulfuric flames. I shit on myself when I farted and I'm worried it will eat through the chair. No one seems inclined to stand behind me except that Sally. Can't feel my lips anymore. I need to wipe my ass with a snow cone. ***************************************************** CHILI # 7 - SUSAN'S SCREAMING SENSATION CHILI... Judge # 1 -- A mediocre chili with too much reliance on canned peppers. Judge # 2 -- Ho hum, tastes as if the chef literally threw in a can of chili peppers at the last moment. **I should take note that I am worried about Judge # 3. He appears to be in a bit of distress as he is cursing uncontrollably. Judge # 3 -- You could put a grenade in my mouth, pull the pin, and I wouldn't feel a thing. I've lost sight in one eye, and the world sounds like it is made of rushing water. My shirt is covered with chili, which slid unnoticed out of my mouth. My pants are full of lava to match my shirt. At least during the autopsy, they'll know what killed me. I've decided to stop breathing it's too painful. Screw it; I'm not getting any oxygen anyway. If I need air, I'll just suck it in through the 4-inch hole in my stomach. ***************************************************** CHILI # 8 - BIG TOM'S TOENAIL CURLING CHILI... Judge # 1 -- The perfect ending, this is a nice blend chili. Not too bold but spicy enough to declare its existence. Judge # 2 -- This final entry is a good, balanced chili. Neither mild nor hot. Sorry to see that most of it was lost when Judge #3 farted, passed out, fell over and pulled the chili pot down on top of himself. Not sure if he's going to make it. poor feller, wonder how he'd have reacted to really hot chili? Judge # 3 - No Report
Here is a story that you may use in one of your future training program, it's called: The Game of the Keys to Life A few years ago, I had to plan an activity for a youth group, followed by a talk. Little did I know that after the game, the true meaning of what happened would come to light. Wanting to be original, I devised a game where a hamper, filled with chocolate bars and candy, sat on a table. Everybody wanted it. There was only one problem. It was locked and required a key to open it. I told the participants that their objective was to find the key to open the lock. They had one hour. I supplied them with a sheet with clues and told them that there were twenty keys outside in the neighbourhood. Other than that there were no other rules to the game. They could organize themselves in any way they chose. When we started, some formed groups with their friends, some chose to search alone and one person decided not to participate. The neighbourhood was filled with kids scurrying around. At the end of the hour, one group had found eight of the keys, another five and the rest were divided among the others. Of course, the person who decided not to participate had none. The time came to see whose key opened the lock. The group with eight tried all of theirs, but none worked. Those who had five were unsuccessful too. One of the groups who had fewer had the key that opened the lock to the treasure. The two groups who had gathered the most keys complained that the game was not fair. After all, they had gotten the most keys. I had to agree with them and muttered some cliché that life was often like this. Did they expect life to be fair? Then I began my talk. I explained that in life we often set our sights on treasures. They usually take keys to open. The keys may be things like a certain level of education, courses on various subjects, physical strength, an honest character, even good looks. There are many more keys to success that you can imagine. In life, we can choose to look for keys any way we want. The more we cooperate with others and work with them, the greater our chances of getting more keys. If we work alone though, it is still possible to get keys. However, if we refuse to participate, the chances of getting the key that will open our treasure will be zero. Although the number of keys that you get doesn't guarantee success, it will increase your chances of opening the treasure. Still, a person with only one key does have a chance of opening the treasure you want. Although it doesn't seem fair, life is like this. Then it struck me. Right in the middle of my talk, I understood something I had never understood before. The groups that had complained that they had lots of keys, but had lost the treasure had missed the point, and so had I. Yes, not one of their keys had opened the treasure. But, they still had lots of keys. The game was not over. They still had the keys. There must be locks out there somewhere that contained other treasures that could be unlocked by these keys. The first part of the game was accumulating as many keys as possible, but that did not guarantee the first lock that was encountered would be opened by one of them. What is important is the second phase. If your treasure isn't opened on the first try, you must look for other locks. Perhaps the job you really wanted was given to somebody else. Maybe the girl of your dreams can't return the same affection. What you have to realize is that the gifts that you have been given, have worked for and found, the keys, will eventually open up your treasure as long as you keep looking. Sitting around complaining that your keys didn't open up the first treasure you sought won't do any good. You have to keep looking for the treasures that fit your keys. Otherwise you will live a life full of regret and unfulfilled potential. You will always be looking back at what might have been instead of what will be. Yes, there is a treasure out there just for you. Just keep looking and keep collecting those keys, then look for the locks they will open.
The Winning Question A contestant on "Who Wants to be a Millionaire?" had reached the final plateau. If she answered the next question correctly, she would win $1,000,000. If she answered incorrectly, she would pocket only the $32,000 milestone money. And as she suspected it would be, the million-dollar question was no pushover. It was, "Which of the following species of birds does not build its own nest, but instead lays its eggs in the nests of other birds? Is it: A) the condor B) the buzzard C) the cuckoo D) the vulture The woman was on the spot. She did not know the answer. And she was doubly on the spot because she had used up her 50/50 Lifeline and her Audience Poll Lifeline. All that remained was her Phone-a-Friend Lifeline. The woman hoped she would not have to use it because ... Her friend was, well .blonde. She had no alternative. She called her friend and gave her the question and the four choices. The blonde responded unhesitatingly: "That's easy. The answer is C: the cuckoo." The contestant had to make a decision and make it fast. She considered employing a reverse strategy and giving Merideth any answer except the one that her friend had given her. And considering that her friend was a blonde, that would seem to be the logical thing to do. But her friend had responded with such confidence, such certitude, that the contestant could not help but be persuaded. "I need an answer," said Merideth. Crossing her fingers, the contestant said, "C: The cuckoo." "Is that your final answer?" "Yes, that is my final answer." Two minutes later, Merideth said, "That answer is .... Absolutely correct! You are now a millionaire! Three days later, the contestant hosted a party for her family and friends, including the blonde who had helped her win the million dollars. "Jeni, I just do not know how to thank you," said the contestant. "How did you happen to know the right answer?" "Oh, come on," said the blonde.. "Everybody knows that cuckoos don't build nests. They live in clocks." FYI – emailed to me by one of my very intelligent blonde friends…

THE WORLD'S EASIEST QUIZ

THE WORLD'S EASIEST QUIZ (Passing requires only 4 correct answers) QUESTIONS: 1) How long did the Hundred Years War last? 2) Which country makes Panama hats? 3) From which animal do we get cat gut? 4) In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution? 5) What is a camel's hair brush made of? 6) The Canary Islands in the Pacific are named after what animal? 7) What was King George VI's first name? 8) What color is a purple finch? 9) Where are Chinese gooseberries from? 10) What is the color of the black box in a commercial airplane? All done? Check your answers below. ANSWERS: 1) How long did the Hundred Years War last? *116 years 2) Which country makes Panama hats? * Ecuador 3) From which animal do we get cat gut? *Sheep and Horses 4) In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution? *November 5) What is a camel's hair brush made of? *Squirrel fur 6) The Canary Islands in the Pacific are named after what animal? *Dogs 7) What was King George VI's first name? *Albert 8) What color is a purple finch? *Crimson 9) Where are Chinese gooseberries from? * New Zealand 10) What is the color of the black box in a commercial airplane? *Orange, of course. What do you mean you failed? Pass this on to some other brilliant friends...

>> God's Timing is Right

>> God's Timing is Right >> >> Whatever happens in life, happens for a reason......so stop worrying >> about the future and forget the past >> >> After Sept. 11th, one company invited the remaining members of other >> companies who had been decimated by the attack on the Twin Towers to >> share >> their available office space. At a morning meeting, the head of security >> told stories of why these people were alive...... and all the stories >> were >> just the 'L I T L E' things. >> >> As you might know, the head of the company survived that day because his >> son >> started kindergarten. >> >> Another fellow was alive because it was his turn to bring donuts. One >> woman >> was late because her alarm clock didn't go off in time. >> >> One of them missed his bus. One spilled food on her clothes and had to >> Take time to change. >> >> One's car wouldn't start. >> >> One went back to answer the telephone. >> >> One had a child that dawdled and didn't get ready as soon as he Should >> have. >> >> One couldn't get a taxi. >> >> The one that struck me was the man who put on a new pair of shoes that >> morning, took the various means to get to work but before he got there, >> He developed a blister on his foot. He stopped at a drugstore to buy a >> Band-Aid. That is why he is alive today. >> >> Now when I am stuck in traffic, miss an elevator, turn back to answer a >> ringing telephone... all the little things that annoy me. I think to >> myself, >> this is exactly where God wants me to be at this very moment... >> >> Next time your morning seems to be going wrong, the children are slow >> getting dressed, you can't seem to find the car keys, you hit every >> traffic >> light, don't get mad or frustrated. >> >> God is at work watching over you. >> >> May God continue to bless you with all those annoying little things and >> may you remember their possible purpose. >> >> If you like it to share with your friends, please do it now

Subject: FW: Read Alone!!

Subject: FW: Read Alone!! >Read Alone..... > >Especially the Poem > >I believe whatever is in store forus will be for us. > >The poem is very true, unfortunately. >Make sure you read the poem! >CASE 1: Kelly Sedey had one wish,for her boyfriend of three years, >David Marsden, to propose to her. >Then one day when she was out to lunch David proposed! >She accepted, but then had to! leave >because she had a meeting in 20 min. >When she got to her office, she noticed on her computer she had some e-mail's. >She checked it, the usual stuff >from her friends, but then she saw one >that she had never gotten before. >It was this poem. She simply deleted it >without even reading all of it. >BIG MISTAKE! Later that evening, >she received a phone call from thepolice >It was about DAVID! He had been in an accident >with an 18 wheeler. He didn't survive! >CASE 2: Take Katie Robinson She received this poem and being the believer that she was she s! ent it to a few of her friends but >didn't have enough e-mail addresses to send out >the full 5 that you must. >Three days later, Katie went to a masquerade ball. >Later that night when she left to get to her car, >she was killed in that spot by a hit-and-run drunk driver. >CASE 3: Richard S. Willis sent this poem out >within 45 minutes of reading it. >Not even 4 hours later walking along the street >to his new job interview with a really big company, ! >when he ran into Cynthia Bell, >his secret love for 5 years. Cynthia came up to him >and told him of her passionate crush on him >that she had had for 2 years. >Three days later, he propose! d to her and they got married. >Cynthia and Richard are still married >with three children, happy as ever! >This is the poem: > >Around the corner I have a friend, >In this great city that has no end, > >Yet the days go by and weeks rush on, > >And before I know it, a year is gone. > >And I never see my old friends face, > >For life is a swift and terrible race, > >He knows I like him just as well, > >As in the days when I rang his bell. >! ; >And he rang mine but we were younger then, > >And now we are busy, tired men. > >Tired of playing a foolish game, > >Tired of trying to make a name. > >"Tomorrow" I say! "I will call on Jim > >Just to show that I'm thinking of him." > >But tomorrow comes and tomorrow goes, > >And distance between us grows and grows. > >Around the corner, yet miles away, > >"Here's a telegram sir," "Jim died today." > >And that's what we get and deserve in the end. > >Around the corner, a vanished friend. > >Remember to always say what you mean. > >If you love someone, tell them. > >Don't be afraid to express yourself. > >Reach out and tell someone what they mean to you. > >Because when you decide that it is the right time it might > >be too late. > >Seize the day. Never have regrets. > >And most importantly, stay close to your friends > >and family, for they have helped > >make you the person that you are today. > > > >You must send this on in 3 hours after reading the letter > >to 10 other people. > >If you do this, you will receive unbelievably go od luck. > >*NOTE* > >the more people that you send this to, the better > >luck you will have. > > > > > >SMILE, even through your tears!!!!!
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