The Coors Light beer Poet’s Present,
A poem by Travis entitled “Dude Fest”
This is a true story.
I went to a party, my head was swimin,
There were twenty three guys and Only four women.
As I opened a bottle of cold Coors Light,
I thought fifteen more ladies will make this party right.
Just then I noticed a smile on my bro Tim,
The hotties finally showed, in clouding the one from the gym.
I thought to myself, no more dude fest,
Finally some bodies with no hair on their chest.
