"It's so long since I've had sex, I've forgotten who ties up whom." Joan Rivers.
"You know 'that look' women get when they want sex? Me neither." Steve Martin
"Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand." Woody Allen
"Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night." Rodney Dangerfield
"Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships." Sharon Stone
"What do people mean when they say the computer went down on them?" Marilyn Pittman.
"My girlfriend always laughs during sex --- no matter what she's reading." Steve Jobs (Founder, Apple Computers)
"Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is." Barbara Bush, former US First Lady
"Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet." Robin Williams
"Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place" Billy Crystal
"According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women.They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful." Robert De Niro
"There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?" Dustin Hoffman
"Sex is one of the most wholesome, beautiful and natural experiences that money can buy." Steve Martin.
