1. What do elves learn in school?
The elf-abet
2. What christmas carol is a favorite of parents?
Silent Night
3. Why does santa have 3 gardens?
Ao he can hoe hoe hoe
4. What is the difference between the christmas Alphabet and the ordinary alphabet?
The christmas alphabet has No L (Noel)
5. What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Frosted flakes
6. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite
7. What kind of bird can write?
A pen-guin
8. How do sheep in mexico say Merry christmas?
Fleece Navidad!
9. What do you get if santa goes down the chimney when a fire is lit?
Crisp Cringle
10. Why was santa's little helper depressed?
He had low elf esteem
11. What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Claustrophobic
Have a Merry Christmas everyone!!
