Fubar Blog Posts 2

Stupid Question I Have To Ask
I have to ask a stupid question.....How hard is it to rate a profile when your already on the profile. Just keep wondering how I end up with 50 profile view but only 30 profile rates. I understand that I'm not the most popular or the best looking but you came to my profile for a reason already, just move the mouse over and hit that little cherry. I'm not going to bit or jump all over you. At most you'll end up with a re-rate. If I go to a profile for any reason I rate it....gotten blocked a few times for it(still trying to figure that one out) but I do rate. That's all I'm asking if your already on my profile for some reason, please rate me

Stupid Things People Do
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is? 2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually. 3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can’t eat it? 4. When people say "it’s always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you’ve found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their asses! 5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor. 6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn’t really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine? 7. When something is ’new and improved!’. Which is

Stupid Things Fubar People Do.
..this has been going on since the day of the flood around here but it's quite amusing to see take place often enough. And worth a mention. Everyone around here has someone that doesn't like them for whatever reason. And, the truly gutless of Fubar, you know the ones that hide in the shadows and speak with forked tounges? Now look, people that claim that they talk to "all" of their friends regularly I can tell you that they are full of shit. Because it's simply not true. Some people have little lists, some people have ginormous lists. Contrary to public belief, the time that I am here I talk to who talks to me. I've been doing this for years ok. I'm not all up in someone's sb or whatever (unless I'm looking for something..lol) or their business or what have you. Again, contrary to public belief in some small, remote, irrelivant circles. Your level or color really doesn't mean anything to me either. Never really has, I do what I want. This is all not new news ok. But I gotta tell ya, I

Stupid Bitches
Oh man I love my life.It's story time children,I know it's not time for bed,but hopefully a good laugh will get your day started great&it'll stay that way.Ok a few day's ago I was walking Sophie&I forgot the poopy bag,she goes potty&the lady across the street comes out hollering&sticking her nose in where it doesn't belong(wish I would have smashed her snoopy nose right in Sophie's dook)So I ask her for a bag she say's no I ain't got no bag,mind you she has two dog's of her own,so she basically wanted to make me look like an asshole.So I get walking turn around&she's still standing there staring me down,so I go back get in her face&chew her ass out,she goes running into the house like the coward that she is,you know the type talk the talk but they can't walk the walk,we most of you know I talk the talk,walk the walk&I don't take shit from anybody.I don't care who you are.So and this is the best part,you might want to pee before reading this.let me just say first that god work's in very

Stupid Encounters #78
I has a Se...: If you could date a guy who was completely faithful to you but had a fantasy of seeing have sex with other guys, not in a gay way, would you date him and would you try out his fantasy And I'm not trying to be rude to you, so if this upsets you in any way, I apologize 5:41pm iC51Ne...: Are you saying if I dated you that you could date other guys or me? 5:44pm I has a Se...: No not me lol Im not bi or gay So yeah, you would get to date or just have sex with other guys if you wanted 5:47pm iC51Ne...: that would defeat the purpose of a relationship 5:49pm I has a Se...: How so? 5:49pm iC51Ne...: because you get in a relationship to be with that 1 and only guy. If your a player... you date and fuck everyone and hearts get broken 5:50pm I has a Se...: Ok, lets say instead of you dating other guys, you just had sex with the ones you trusted and were into. That way there is nsa 5:50pm I has a Se...: Not tr

Stupid Me
how does a person keep going down the wrong path doing the wrong things at the wrong time and still try to keep there head up i do it by the hands of my beautiful and wonderful wife babez she means everything to me i'd do anything for her i've been married to this woman going on 9 yrs and still going strong.. but hey every marriage has it's moments and i know i sure do have mine.. and i tend to hurt the ones i love by doing the stupid things in life and she still keeps coming back strong and if ya'll are wondering why i'm putting this on here well i'll tell you why ..cause i'm a dumb ass man and i want to prove to the world that i'm crazy about this woman and i'll do anything to have her around me even if its writing about stuff on here or whatever .. I know i'm only human and human make mistakes but i just hate doing them .. my girl is going thru alot of stuff right now and i'm not making it easier on here for her the more i try to do things to help her the more i tend to make her mad

Stupid Encounter #79
honestzuzu: hey jojo 4:28am reply honestzuzu: so u do not talk to me anymore n u ignore me when i text 4:28am reply honestzuzu: u 4:28am reply honestzuzu: anyway thx 4:29am reply honestzuzu: bye 5:11am more To honestzuzu: No Im just reallllly Busy running my website 5:12am reply honestzuzu: but u let that stop u from a potantial life relationship 5:14am more To honestzuzu: My Business is my main priority... If Love is to come my way and the guy understands that then he is worth it. No one will ever tell me how I can't live my life 5:15am reply honestzuzu: mine too 5:15am reply honestzuzu: good for u.....keep living it 5:15am reply honestzuzu: good bye

Stupidity In A Grocery Store
Why in the hell do people feel the need to block the aisles in a grocery store, chit-chatting with their friends? I'm going to start shoving motherfuckers out of my way when I see that shit. When I yell "EXCUSE ME", you better fucking move or I'm going to ram you with my damn cart. /annoyed rant

Stupid Encounter #81
Ok... WTF? lol Now I was like ok thats cool he probley wants his computer fixed or something... but as I read on Im like Really??? "How do I log in to your skype, with your permission of course?" I wonder if anyone has fallen for this insanity... cause thats just off the wall. Like dude if you wanted know about skype why don't you just google it. Figure it out its not that hard.... ugh I fucking hate stupid people!

9 Stupid Comments/questions
1. People who point at their wrist asking for the time... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?2. People who are willing to get off their a** to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn Right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?5. When people say while watching a film, "did ya see that?" No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor!6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"... Didn't give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?7. When something is 'new and improved'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then the

Stupid Phuck Number 1
ok i have now offically started my stupid fuck file. This nasty bastard is 50 yrs old and talks to women like they are nothing more than pieces of meat. he has no concept of respect or decency ! so go to this bald headed fucktard's page and tell his bitch ass off! Congrats bussballs you are the first waste of space to be placed into my stupid phuck file! buzzballs@ fubar;

Stupid People
These are the assholes who are ripping my pics to their default albums Please send hate their way Or at least help me report them Thanks!!!!! Mike Jones:jttheraven:http://www.fubar.com/jttheraven/photo-5720282-0-3669694853(He has all my pics in his default)nfa1965AshHeels Wheels Girl's photoshttp://www.fubar.com/ashheels-wheels-girl/photo-713724-0-759767662TexasRebel69asslicker2http://www.fubar.com/69asslicker2/photo-6543158-0-918885824cpylovehttp://www.fubar.com/cpylove/photo-5645990-0-1949199 speedster692008 http://www.fubar.com/speedster692008/photo-1963824-0-371554007

Stupid Encounter #82
[12:07:14 AM] jonnytruelove: HEY I GOT SUMTHING 4 U [12:10:46 AM] jonnytruelove: ?? [12:11:07 AM] C51 Creations: hey [12:11:25 AM] *** Call from jonnytruelove *** [12:11:35 AM] jonnytruelove: ty [ 12:11:38 AM] jonnytruelove: 1 sec [12:11:57 AM] *** jonnytruelove sent MC Sleeb - I Confide.mp3 *** [12:12:12 AM] jonnytruelove: wheres yer man? [12:12:35 AM] C51 Creations: to the right of me [12:12:43 AM] jonnytruelove: can he c me? [12:12:54 AM] C51 Creations: no [12:13:15 AM] jonnytruelove: did u get the track i just sent? [12:13:28 AM] C51 Creations: downloading now [12:13:57 AM] jonnytruelove: that a doobie? [12:14:11 AM] C51 Creations: no lol smoke [12:14:14 AM] jonnytruelove: oh [12:14:24 AM] C51 Creations: I roll um... its safer [12:14:32 AM] jonnytruelove: so u sure he cant c me? [12:14:36 AM] C51 Creations: yes [12:14:50 AM] jonnytruelove: did the track download? [12:15:05 AM] C51 Creations: yes [12:15:17 AM] jonnytruelove: u listening 2 it? [12:15:27 AM] C51

Stupid Encounter #83
7:27am ChiTownTil...: hey you are very beautiful you have pretty eyes how are you today ? my name is Lenny I like to play sports run and workout I'm a very generous person I speak from the heart I'm very outgoing I have so much heart I'm going to get rich off of inventions and designs im gonna come up with after that I'm in help the world I have the best heart in the world it's easy to fall in love meI'm gonna love helping the world I'm gonna try to rebuild it make it better I'm very romantic and fun I'm very polite I have a lotta manners I'm very very good hearted I'm very loyal trustworthy I know a lot I always been nice and kind I' am the sweetest person ever I am 6 foot 2 I work at a 711 right now soon I'm gonna get a really good job get a lot of money then I'll have money to come out with some inventions I like all kinds of music in movies not picky I like the color red I can cook really good I'm very kind I'm really sweet I'm very dependable very agreeable can I text you

Stupid Asses
OK LOOK IM TIRED OF OTHERS RUNNING THEIR SHITHOLES ABOUT ME AND ANYONE I TALK TO SO HERES A NEWS FLASH FOR YOU ASS TALKING SHIT. DJ CHEROKEE IS MY ADOPTED DAD AND IF YOU THINK THAT FOR ONE MINUTE THAT I WOULD DO MY DAD YOURE AS SICK AS THEY COME I DON'T DO FAMILY. REAL ADOPTED OR FOSTER AND FAMILY DON'T HAVE TO BE BLOOD GET THAT IN YOUR PEE BRAIN IF YOU HAVE ONE IF NOT IM SURE SOMEONE AS DUMB AS YOUR STUPID ASSES MIGHT LOAN YOU THEIRS..SOME I CLAIM AS FAMILY AND SOME ARE FRIENDS BUT THE ONES THAT ARE FAMILY ARE THE ONES THAT I GOT CLOSE TO AND KEEP CLOSE TO ME ONES THAT DON'T WELL TO BAD SHOULDNT HAVE RAN YOUR POS LITTLE MOUTHS LETTING YOUR ASS OVER LOAD IT WITH YOUR STUPITY SO NOW THAT I HAVE SAID THAT YOU HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY LEAVE A COMMENT OR STFU CAUSE IF YOU THINK I WONT BLOCK YOU CAUSE OF THIS SHIT THINK AGAIN CAUSE I WILL AND WONT THINK TWICE ABOUT IT...

Stupidity Or Love?
So I been seeing the father of my oldest off and on since 2005. A lot of fucked up shit has happened with us. Well this past year he been playing mind games with a bitch and it has gone so far that she thinks they're together.. her and i used to be friends n went to school together. I am to a point where i am tired of hearing n seeing them together. He afraid to leave cause sh got him wrapped up in a dcfs case that started before he started talking to her and dont wanna risk dcfs invstigating us n our kids for any reason. Hes a good dad just sux at reelationships. IDK Am i just stupid for putting up with it or do i just love hm that much that I want MY family back? I dont know anymore...

Stupid Encounter #84
Ok... so it's been awhile since I posted anything that screams stupid... but today I got one! Now you ither got to be hitting that midlife crisis or you are just fu'ed out either way... I read this twice and I'm still fu-confussed... I think Im more fu confussed then that time Souless Basturd posted all the shit on Blue eyes... and my God I never seen so many I Love You's of stupid in my life... but that's neither here or there... the compacity of brain cells it takes to Fu this and Fu that is unexplainable. I still am yet to understand if this is serious or just mental... honestly life is to short to sit and ponder it as I read it 100x over till I understand. So... without further fubar fu out of controllness and fu-fuckturds of fu fu fu little bunny fu fu... la la la... you can read this and explain to me what the hell is going on... I tried talking to this guy after he sent it and his reply was: iC51NerdGo...: That story was soooo out there lol Im confussed you:yes I just wis

Stupid Encounter #85
Ugh... I swear its stupid night or something. So I'm crusing the interwebs and watching my SB as I usually do so I can rate and love on people and comment on their stats... you know the usual fubarian thing we do i.e. definition of insanity! Yes so I see this one... and I'm like wow really? First off... What Average female says this? Most average female in my corner would say brains rule over beauty. If men are searching for only beauty they are stupid... or really smart... and by really smart I mean they will in fact send you a bling pack so they can post your nudes on a site called anonib.com... this meaning sure your beauty got you somewhere but your brains didn't... There are like 200 chicks from fubar on this website... sure their beautiful but heres the jist of things... now they are complaining that their pics were put on this site. Hmm... wonder why? Oh yes cause they did not have the brains to think what if those are posted else where? This is the internet... no your shit is n

Stupid Encounter #86
SB message of the day.......... this is getting so old........... DR PASSION...: LOOKING FOR 1 CREDIT I WILL SF YOU FOR 1 CREDIT.. Desprete Much? It takes 2 credits to send 1 credit and for a shitface? I'm already Shit faced... you oveously checked me out... did you not look at all? And why would I send someone random that never talks to me bling credits? My gosh ppl... STFU get a job! BTW... his stats: Status: GOOD FRIDAY AND HAPPY PASSOVER ,...HAVE A 10 AM APPT.WITH MY PAIN MNGT TO GET MY QUARTERZONE HIP INJECTIONS NICE LONG NEEDLES TO MY HIPS.LETS HAVE A BLESSED DAY.I NEED CREDITS ILL GIVE YOU A SHITFACE FOR 1 CREDIT SB ME GOD BLESS Link:......... in case you need to be shitfaced and stuff! DR PASSION OWNED BY MsFlintstone 2AH DC @ fubar

Stupid Encounter #88
1:10pm wayne: hey there 1:10pm iC51NerdGo...: hey 1:11pm wayne: how are you 1:12pm iC51NerdGo...: tired been working all night 1:12pm wayne: where is bf 1:12pm iC51NerdGo...: Working 1:13pm wayne: and left you all alone 1:14pm iC51NerdGo...: no we both work at home We both own 3 Companys 1:14pm wayne: oh i see you are so sexy 1:15pm iC51NerdGo...: Thanks 1:16pm wayne: yvw and wish i could see you 1:17pm iC51NerdGo...: take a number 1:18pm wayne: ok i am number 1 1:18pm iC51NerdGo...: lol 1:19pm wayne: you have yahoo with a webcam 1

Stupid Encounter #89
[1:45:26 AM] jonnytruelove: hi [1:45:38 AM] C51 Creations: hey [1:45:47 AM] jonnytruelove: how r u? [1:46:10 AM] C51 Creations: good how are you [1:47:12 AM] jonnytruelove: same ol horny perv as usual [1:48:34 AM] jonnytruelove: u busy? [1:48:56 AM] C51 Creations: on cam in the orgy lounge and watching youtubes [1:49:19 AM] jonnytruelove: yer man with u on cam? [1:49:28 AM] C51 Creations: sleeping [1:50:14 AM] jonnytruelove: so i suppose us 1 on 1 is outta the question? im still willing 2 buy out yer stock of stuff too [1:50:47 AM] C51 Creations: lol... right... [1:51:33 AM] jonnytruelove: well i aint buying until i see u..i aint a fool [1:52:22 AM] C51 Creations: thats what you said last time... and I went on cam so waiting on you [1:53:05 AM] jonnytruelove: u went on cam 4 two mins then turned off [1:53:40 AM] C51 Creations: yeah cause I would rather not see some faggot masterbating when I can get the real thing at any time of the day.. .[1:54:33 AM] jonnytruelove: do

Stupid Lounge Cunt
http://www.fubar.com/babyangel2 I don't fucking care about your lounge. Period. End of fucking story. When someone says that they're not interested, just fucking drop it. It makes you look like a pathetic little cunt whining because someone isn't interested in the same things that you are. I understand you like it. That's totally fine with me. But I don't. Stay the fuck out of my shoutbox with your lounge invites. I honestly don't give a fuck. [fuck]

Stupid Encounter #90
9:59am BIGEVIL: wow you have lil scrawny arms but your totally cute lol 9:59am iC51NerdyB...: Hey... Dynamite comes in small packages 10:00am BIGEVIL: yea thats what they say 10:01am BIGEVIL: your far from nerdy though 10:02am iC51NerdyB...: Im so nerdy I should have been Bill Gates Daughter 10:03am BIGEVIL: I can assure you when I look at you the word nerd is the last thing on my mind but being bill gates daughter would make you very rich and even more attractive lol so hell go for it 10:09am iC51NerdyB...: I am a Web Developer and Graphic Artist I also know CAD like the back of my hand. I own 2 business... one in Web Design and one in Graphic Apparel... I can fix both Mac and PC's I make Computer Games I re configured Duck Hunt so you can shoot the dog, I am Fluent in Computer Programming as well as car mechanics I build Vortex Cannon's in my spare time and Doppler Radars. I weld, I collect Comic Books, play video Games and

Stupidity
Irony.. I'm cured of wanting friends or love. The true irony of it lays in the fact now im focused on wanting what would allow me to want those things again. I realize now when I attain it again i'll be no more happy than I was when I had them before. They say you don't know what you had until you lose it. Though, when you gain it again your quality of life does not improve. The truth is... you didn't need it at all. You just needed to need something. What happens when you decide you need nothing? You get nothing and realize it wasn't what you wanted. You wanted something. When you get something.. you think you'd rather have nothing.. Get where im going with this? Life is pointless.

Stupid Encounter #91
Ok... so I don't do lounges often but this one I had to share... aDoRkAbLe... yes I'm sure you all know who this slut is... most likely you have dated her all of fu has... so I had to share this one with you all... minus all the drama with her trying to break up someone and someones relationship as usual... I had to share this SS cause I banned another one and it was much fun! So anyways... heres the whore we all know and love... avoid at all risks unless you do it with no feelings and just to get bling! aDoRkAbLe@ fubar

Stupid Encounter #92
........ I just don't even know what to say here. I got a SB from this guy asking me to comment some of his pics. Me thinking ok np I don't mind helping a fellow fubarian out and rating their default album. First pic in his default NSFW him on a couch with his dick out. Most girls would say ok just a random cock pic no biggy once you seen one you seen them all and so forth... as you more threw the album you start to think wow all this guy cares about is nudes and no not just nudes but of himself... like egotysitical much? It even kind of creepy... the way the looks are he makes in them. Ok so if you get past the creepy in his default and more on you see that he has pics of some pregnet bitch most likely his current Girlfriend... but he is hitting up girls online to comment on his pics so ither hes really obsessed about himself or hes trying to prove to his GF he looks good or he gets off on pregnet chicks is nither here or there... but thats him and we all have problems. So next I st

Stupid People And Their Way Of Thinking
Okay so I have to make a blog about stupid people and their lack of not using their brains, and opting for the ignorance is bliss way of thinking. So I just got a message from a person on here but won't say the name. This person thinks that English grammar is for the following people: gay people,virgins,bisexual people and girls . What an ubsurd way of thinking. just had to make a blog about that

Stupid Encounter #93 (ffs)
9:23pm MrBigDick: a question. What would you do if you stayed the night at a party, and woke up to find some jokester literally glued my open mouth around your bare asshole and you woke up with bad stomach pains and having to fart? 9:45pm iC51NerdyB...: Turn around and Shoot you in the head... sorry I sleep with a Gun under my pillow... and if I had to drag you to the hospital with me at least your'd be dead first! 9:45pm MrBigDick: That's better than a fart or shit in my mouth, so it works for me 9:46pm iC51NerdyB...: Smart I believe Id shit first 9:46pm MrBigDick: What? 9:47pm iC51NerdyB...: Shit then shoot 9:47pm MrBigDick: Why? 9:47pm iC51NerdyB...: IDK seems more fun 9:48pm MrBigDick: But there would be no point in shitting 9:48pm iC51NerdyB...: Yes there would cause think bout the person that has to clean your mouth out at the odtopsy 9:49pm MrBigDick: Okay, well atleast you would

Stupid Encounter #94
vandeph: hi there, how are you...my name is Heavy Duty, and i film and produce adult movies here in Phoenix, im in Scottsdale....you have the look i need for a project. ever thought of some print and film work? 4:02am iC51NerdyB...: Heavy Duty? Now thats a name I can trust... May 28, 2012 2:47am vandeph: it is a name you cant trust, 2:47am vandeph: ??? 2:49am vandeph: hello again, you dont think you can trust a name like Heavy Guty, its just a name i picked up working 2:51am iC51NerdyB...: Yeah but its like... If you asking me to get nude for you shouldent you have like a professional real name when you introduce yourself? How approprite is it to be like my names heavy duty... If you were an agency you would not use a name like that which is why people dont trust you 2:56am vandeph: im not an agent, thats why i dont use my real name. my company name and real name are on all contracts and documents that are signed, i prefer no

Stupid Encounter #95 (internet Thugs)
SinAfterSin: tough internet thug...i would give u my address but u wont use it 2:34pmmore To SinAfterSin: some little country boy kentucky perhaps?? 2:34pmreply SinAfterSin: indiana, born in chicago 2:34pmmore To SinAfterSin: LOL im not the one talking shit of kicking your ass now am i so how am i a thug?? 2:34pmreply SinAfterSin: dumb ass 2:34pmmore To SinAfterSin: ohhh hoiser that explains it all lol 2:35pmreply SinAfterSin: 7434 meridian hills ct apt f 2:35pmreply SinAfterSin: indianapolis 2:35pmreply SinAfterSin: feel froggy, leap bitch 2:35pmmore To SinAfterSin: and trust me ya wouldnt want me knocking on your door lmao 2:36pmreply SinAfterSin: whatever, lol 2:36pmmore To SinAfterSin: lmao did you just use the 1980s froggy saying damn 2:36pmmore To SinAfterSin: you dont have any new material do you 2:36pmreply SinAfterSin: im a 70's baby fool 2:36pmmore To SinAfterSin: let me guess you are googling the cut downs 2:36pmmore To SinAfterSin: well ya got t

Stupid Encounters # 96
randy69: hiya would you like to be my rl gf 2:08am iC51NerdyB...: what if Im a penis 2:08am randy69: i'm looking for a rl gf 2:09am iC51NerdyB...: i know but what if I had a penis would you be with me 2:09am randy69: i dunno 2:10am randy69: are you lookin for a bf 2:12am iC51NerdyB...: I don't have a penis but... If I did you woulden't know that bacause we have never talked we know nothing about each other to even go there yet. I personally would have to get to know some one for awhile to actually be considered a girl friend boy friend 2:14am randy69: i haved tried to get to know someone in the past but all they want is to just be friends 2:14am iC51NerdyB...: Thats how it starts. 2:15am randy69: again i have done that before i want more then a friend 2:16am iC51NerdyB...: Sometimes it takes being someones friend for a long time before they can feel safe and allow themselves to da

Stupid Encounters # 97
10:04pm AV8RBASSPL...: Hello ma'am! May I begin by saying, I'm neither a slobbering perverted deviant, OR dirty old man, or any combination thereof. Would merely like to offer my "Super spiffy neat-o" friendship service to you. Need Likes, Rates, EVEN the 11's? When you send out the call, I snap into action at flagrant disregard of both my own, and any unfortunate soul that may happen to be in my way's safety! Why, I've been Hospitalized 119 times thus far this MONTH! Why? Because I believe in what I do! And the psychiatrist said something about Im..In...saneeI don't remember, wasn't listening anyway. Ok, you couldn't look me in the eye and say I didn't at LEAST get a snicker, could ya? Oh, you COULD technically speaking since...Oh, lemme be your friend? ARGHHHH! I cant get the cursor on your page to let me select fan, rate, friend request...so...I did it this way...Oh, BTW, I ask this of all people I talk to here that list music as an interest (i'm a musician) and love to disc

Stupid Encounter # 98 (juggalos.... Still Never Surprise Me For Being The Dumbest People To Walk This Earth)
Twiztid Ha...: its whatever then 5:31am iC51NerdyB...: you cant say your sorry for being disrespectful and then say the lounge blows lol 5:33am Twiztid Ha...: no im not saying it blows i was saying sorry senerirly 5:34am Twiztid Ha...: im being for realwith the sorry 5:34am Twiztid Ha...: whos the ower 5:35am iC51NerdyB...: me 5:35am Twiztid Ha...: cause your miss understanding what im saying 5:36am Twiztid Ha...: oh okay 5:37am Twiztid Ha...: well im sorry for stating in my opion your lounge blows but it doent blow i thought you could all take a joke 5:38am Twiztid Ha...: and left on my own it wasnt to be taken disrespectful 5:38am iC51NerdyB...: I can handle a raciest Joke I can handle is someone calls me a fag... but when you disrespect the place I created for my family I don't take it lightly 5:39am Twiztid Ha...: it was a joke a im not gonna be disrespected for being calle

Stupid Encounter # 99 And An Intelligent Being Ain't One
iC51NerdyB...: NEW FUBAR SKIN GUIDE FOR DUMMIES :) Updated: 06/07/2012 (edit | delete) fubar.com... 3:34am iC51NerdyB...: sometimes you have go deeper in your research js 3:35am Crazy Jaso...: i was gonna thank u but then read ur comment about "not doing your research" ...Usually search engines is how you do your research, yet I didn't see you anywhere in google.. I guess your suggesting I should have magically guessed the name of your blog and typed that in instead 3:38am iC51NerdyB...: If you hit... SEARCH on the top bar of fubar you will come to this magical site search tab... Google unfotuntly doesn't have all the answers to FUBAR questions... so the only logical thing to do is to search FUBAR... for how to make a FUBAR skin. 3:38am Crazy Jaso...: i'll come to you next time i'm ina life conumdrum lol 3:39am iC51NerdyB...: You dont have to now... you have Google and FUBAR Search 3:39am Crazy Jaso...: yeah but ur knowledge

Stupid
When oh when will I learn to keep my mouth shut and not push so hard... I mean really.. you would think a man my age would learn by now..I just never quit.. just cant seen to say the right things at the right time.. if there is such a thing with me.. every word that comes out of my mouth.. seems to end up with me sounding sappy or over bearing.. jeez.. I have a bad problem of wearing my heart on my sleeve.. and I say to much..(I always thought that's what women want.. to know a mans feelings) but I will have to shut that down and be more .. whats the word..... I don't know.. unfeeling.. keep it to myself maybe.. you guys and gals tell me.. whats Worth hearing and what do I not say???? I am at a loss... but whats new.. right.. so I will get some wine and sooo not worry(like thats going to happen ) LOL

Stupid Encounters # 100
MosaicOzzy: HEEEEYYY BABE PLEASE LOOKING UP SEXY PAM'S FLDER INSIDE FOR MY PICTURES 3:57pm reply MosaicOzzy: SHE TEXT MY NAME ON HER ASS '' OZAN '' AND RED DILD IN HER ASS ?? PLEASE COPY AND PASTE IT FOR ME ((( I NEED IT TO MUCH (((THIS IS THE LINK TO HIM: APPARENTLY ON HIS PAGE HE'S GOT ALOT OF FUHOES UPSET.... ADVICE... ONLY TRUST PEOPLE WITH SALUTES))) MosaicOzzy@ fubar

Stupid Encounters # 101
:09am Joe Sanford: hey there sexy 7:11am iC51Ne...: Hey 7:12am Joe Sanford: whatcha doin, and whatcha wearin right now sexy 7:14am iC51Ne...: Rating people on fubar 7:14am Joe Sanford: u rate me an 11 and whatcha wearin right now sexy 7:15am iC51Ne...: does it matter what I'm wearing 7:15am Joe Sanford: im just askin thts all, and i think ur hot, sexy, all around, a good lookin girl to be around 7:16am Joe Sanford: and i think im falling for you 7:16am iC51Ne...: rofl

Stupid Much?
is it just me or is this stupid.. i have a few gay friends... nothing against them they are lovely people wonderful personalities kind caring loving ect... but does this sound stupid or what? Friends status : i hate shopping with kids im never having kids my thought: well ah your gay thats not happening any time soon and well yur a guy last i looked you have sperm you need an egg to make a baby unless you plan on stealing a baby or adopting one i dont see you "having" a child any time soon maybe its just me

Stupid Encounters # 104
9:14am ynnoj: i wish ud talk to me 9:53pm ynnoj: i cant view cams in the lounge...does yer hubby kno u cam in the lounge? 9:57pm ynnoj: please i just need a reply...im sorry how things went lastr time we talked...please just reply 10:13pm ynnoj: well i got sum pics ud b interested in..blue eyes, nikki, half yer file of cam sluts i got very good pics of 11:12pm ynnoj: u gona make me beg u arent u? 11:14pm iC51Ne...: lolz 11:14pm ynnoj: oh wow a reply...lol...how ya been? 11:17pm ynnoj: please talk to me 11:32pm iC51Ne...: whats up ynnoj: u busy again? lol 11:56pm ynnoj: well im on skype if yer up for camming...sleeb81 January 2, 2013 12:03am ynnoj: so im guessing no to skype?

Stupid Man...*)
Stupid man. Go on the run yeah run, run that's all you've done. Stupid man. They say your stupid man. Your all fuck up in the mind. Stupid man. You eat women's heart throw them away like the dog you are. Stupid man. You drink blood to feed off others to stay alive. Stupid man. Writing is on the wall. Stupid man, stupid man, stupid man you are. bY LoVe GiRL... "You think got me" Yr. 1213 mo. 1/30/13 time: 3:37 PM

Stupid Ass Men..this Is Why I Dont Private Chat Men!!!
WTF he talks like a guy, but says its a girl or both lolz Jenn Joe i would stick my dick so far in your ass that the next person to pull it out would be crowned king arthur Lotus Lette um excuse me? 11:22pm Jenn Joe ya lemme holla at chu

Stupid Encounter Blog #105 - Wtf? No Really...... Wtf!
WTFfe2JESS: fuck her her pussy was sooo losse its not even fucnny she was a stright dead fuck like really i dont even no y i was with her i think it was because i felt sorry for her not having a man and not having any titts like really she has none she had them cut out because of cancer but lol fuck that cunt she still texting me rubbing it in my face that shes in there and im not so fuck her she ruined my friend ship with a lote of people on here and on the street sooo fuck it Apparently....... this guy is just nuts... In fact after talking to her to their both nuts and absolutely perfect for each other but that's neither here or there... REGARDLESS of all the shit talk... CANCER... really? Your gonna diss someone for having Cancer? Its a fucking disease which you don't ask for it just happens. A lot of my friends here have had it along with My Mother, Grandmother, Grandfather, and 4 of my Aunts. JFS... stay away from this dipshit... hes been causing more issues with people over a th

Stupid Encounter Blog #106 - Classic
iC51NerdyB...: So... someone said you were looking for me? 4:30am brox344: nerdy id give u some dick fosure seen ur little poser of a man ur chat room is lame .....im havn coffee gotta go to work and deal with the real world .... 4:31am brox344: fatboys controlling ur room glad i dont have friends like urs little insecure assholes if u want to show me ur tits wud love to see them 4:35am iC51NerdyB...: *facepalms* I'm also glad I don't have friends like yours... and lol I have a man but hes been asleep alright next to me so I don't know where you came up with that one. 4:38am iC51NerdyB...: But I can see where the hostility is coming from... sucks to be banned from OGAH huh? 4:38am brox344: yea i seen ur man opie taylor 4:38am iC51NerdyB...: Opie Taylor? lol wow 4:38am brox344: nah a bunch of dipshits in there 4:39am brox344: nerdy i give u props i do gotta be honest ur sexy 4:39am iC51NerdyB...: Im sure erryone looks like dipshits to you 4:39am brox344: ogan or watever the fuck it is

Stupid People
Theres 1 person who thinks she has the power of every 1 honestly i think she needs to quit while shes a head. being owner of a lounge dont give you powers of demonics or archangels it just makes you stand out in the universe saying HEY I'M THE BIGGEST BITCH ON THE PLANET!. that's todays rant.

..... Stupid Bitches
I hate women. I swear I do. You are suppose to be talking with one to work out a relationship. And the bitch goes behind your back to get with her ex. Not to mention, she didn't tell you a god damn thing. Fuck lying ass trifling bitches.

Stupid Encounter # 107 (lounge Pervs)
KT: i have a question i been wanting to ask u 5:12pm iC51NerdyB...: whats up 5:13pm KT: next time u get back on cam will you please give me the middle finger.. I think you are sooo hot 5:13pm KT: and love your long slender hands 5:24pm iC51NerdyB...: Thank you my husband thinks so to 5:25pm KT: is that a smartass way of saying no?? 5:25pm iC51NerdyB...: You got it KT@ fubar

Stupid Encounters #108
So... this dude kept getting on cam I banned him off cam 4 times he keeps changing his ip... so I finally got 2 of his account... funny shit is... 23 Year Old · Male · Joined on May 26, 2013 · Born on January 31st 23 Year Old · Male · Joined on May 29, 2013 · Born on January 31st Same pics on both profiles.... http://fubar.com/9171069 http://fubar.com/9155133 So have some fun with that one... apparently this guy keeps going into lounges to steal members to another... he gets on cam and yells shit out in German the entire day... It never ends... I figured this one had to go into this folder... It never ends with peoples obsessive boredness!

Stupid Encounters #109
Sexy KGB: HELLO 5:01am iC51NerdyB...: Hey 5:01am Sexy KGB: SO WHATS GOIN ON. DONT BE OFFENDED. I ALWAYS USE CAPS MY EYES ARE BAD 5:02am iC51NerdyB...: I have no clue... Jack hit up a friend of mine and said something about a pic on my page 5:03am Sexy KGB: RIGHT, AND IDK WHY ITS THERE. IVE NEVER DONE ANYTHING TO ANYONE TO HAVE TO HAPPEN TO ME 5:04am Sexy KGB: IM NOT TRASH IM NOT A WHORE I DONT GO SLEEPIN AROUND, JUST CUZ SOMEONE DARED ME TO TAKE THAT PIC DOESNT MEAN MY PRIVACY SHOULD BE INVADED 5:04am Sexy KGB: ITS VERY HURTFUL 5:05am iC51NerdyB...: It will be everytime you post it on a public domain 5:05am Sexy KGB: MY PICS ARE PRIVATE JONNY DEVIL HAD ACCESS AT ONE TIME UNTIL I SAW HE HAD POSTED IT ON HIS PAGE 5:07am

Stupid Encounters #110 Polygraphs... Apparently This Matters......
drewkgill1982: you booted the winner of the strip game whothey couldn't win n strip fairley 9:19pm drewkgill1982: your from az???? 9:58pm iC51NerdyB...: --- OWNER 10:00pm drewkgill1982: hey u wanna see me in a fed court room??? 10:01pm iC51NerdyB...: For.............? lol 10:02pm drewkgill1982: I've tied you to a guy in FL named Matthew Atkinson n Matthew Bednarski.... I have a polyraph exam posted on my page regarding child porn... 10:03pm drewkgill1982: you had a girl exposing herself on cam in the room at age of 17..... 10:04pm iC51NerdyB...: Then go talk to opentok or fubar... its not my job to validate peoples ages... lol 10:04pm drewkgill1982: don't talke to me like show me your penis again or your not allowed.... 10:04pm drewkgill1982: I don't give a fuck what web site your on 10:04pm iC51NerdyB...: I'm not allowed what? This ain't wal-mart bitch 10:05pm drewkgill

Stupid Encounters #111 If Your Fat And You Know It Clap Your Hands... Stray Logic
I thought I would post this to let you all know about this Stray Logic guy... apparently if you are a bigger woman you are not allowed in his presence... he wrote to me in the lounge promo I send out to everyone whom is a member of Orgy After Hours... and let me know that putting my family in a promo is a bad thing... didn't seem like a bad thing considering we stayed number 1 lounge all night... but I suppose this matters... If you are a bigger girl OGAH doesn't care... we like what is on the inside not the outside... I think it is down right shallow of a person to make such comments like this about woman... he defiantly takes the cake on mindless drone of the day... here is a screen shot to prove my point! So before you go into a lounge such as this one remember if you are fat and you know it clap your hands... and tell this guy to go fuck himself (y)

Sturgis Trip
I really had not planned to attend the Sturgis Bike Rally this year, but after my friend arranged for me to catch a ride out to the Buffalo Chip on a plane taking Dale Jr to Sturgis, I just could not pass up the opportunity to see some old friends and tip a few brews. Arrived early Wednesday morning and borrowed a ride from a friend in Rapid City to make a ride through the Black Hills, through Spearfish Canyon, over to Devil's Tower. I rode through the Bear Lodge hitting all the little activities in Hulett WY, Beulah WY, Alladin Wy and especially my favorite hangout in the Hills, the Moonshine Gulch Bar in Mystic SD. After spending a few hours at Gunner's in downtown Sturgis, I arrived at the Buffalo Chip for some serious partying. The main band was Velvet Revolver and the whiskey was flowing freely. I managed to last til 6:30 am and hit the sheets for a few hours of nap before heading back out to the RC Regional Airport for the flight back to Hickory NC. Damn I must be gettin

Sturday Night Rant
sábado, 10 de noviembre de 2007 a las 13:45 | walking along the riverbank, I noticed a small sparrow had landed in a nearby tree. I could not help but to stand and watch as it gently pecked out each of its feathers in a seemingly random order. I thought to myself, even this small bird understands the need to find some sort of order amidst all of this chaos. So, here we are tumbling down the rabbit hole once again... And not unlike Alice, of that famed wonderland, we're all lost and just a tad bit confused. The time has come my little friends, to talk of many things.Of shoes and ships and sealing wax, cabbages and Kings...And why the sea is boiling hot,And whether pigs have wings... If we spend our entire lives rhyming,And all of our time singing songs, what have we accomplished?In this reality, it seems that no one really cares who we are. No one matters to anyone. So, as a no one to everyone, one could infer that everything we do accomplish... need only satisfy ourselves. Whethe

Sturgis
We didn't think we would come to Sturgis during bike week so we didn't reserve a room. But here we are! We rolled in yesterday after 500 miles of riding. We ran into a friend at the Harley dealership and it was really good to see him. We happen to have hooked up with a guy in Milwaukee who has a brother who lives in the Black Hills. After riding all day with him on Saturday he invited us to stay at his brother's house with him. Then he asked us to stay another day (today) and hang out. So we did. Now we can cross "Ride the Black Hills" off of our Bucket Lists. It was beautiful. I've been here twice but never on a bike. My husband has never been here. We did the tourist thing and saw most of the famous sights over the last two days. We will pull out early tomorrow morning and I have no idea what direction we will head...

St. Urhos Day
St. Urho Legendary Patron Saint of Finland Saint Urho's Day - March 16 This modern tongue-in-cheek legend has added another touch of humor to Finnish culture. It appears to be the Finn's answer to St. Patrick who drove the snakes out of Ireland. The Finns are able to upstage St. Patrick by having their celebration on March 16th, the day before St. Patrick's Day. This is how the legend goes: One of the lesser known, but extraordinary legends of ages past is the legend of St. Urho, patron saint of the Finnish vineyard workers. Before the last glacial period, the legend goes, wild grapes grew with abundance in the area now known as Finland. Archaeologists have uncovered evidence of this fact scratched on the thigh bones of giant bears that once roamed northern Europe. The grapes were threatened by a plague of grasshoppers until Urho banished the lot of them with "Heinasirkka, heinasirkka, mene taalta hiiteen." In memory of this

Stu Smith Was In The Lounge
Just to let you know that me and Stu and Craig were chatting in the lounge finally managed to get him on here. He will be popping in some other time now that he knows how it works, had a great chat with him. The Immortal Ego Project Lounge

Stu Smith
Well what can I say about Stu without gushing all over the place. I was introduced to him by a guy who I had briefly chatted to and I put out a blog that I was looking for an artist for the Scarybirds project. Anyway I got a message off Jeremy saying he was working with a guy called Stu Smith and he was crazy. Well that kind of did it for me so I mailed him I had no idea of what his work was like. We chatted on the phone and I was kind of vague in telling him what I wanted but I asked him to draw me what a daughter of hell should look like. Anyway we have been working together for just over a year now and I tell you, I have never laughed so much in my life as his sense of humour is off the wall and his talent is off the scale, he manages to draw what has been inside my head which is brilliant as half the time I cant explain in words. please check out his website just the writing alone will have you in stitches - Stu Smith he also has more at Stu Smith - Art Wanted My tw

The Stuttering Kitty
A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students. "Human beings are the only animals that stutter", she says. A little girl raises her hand. "I had a kitty-cat who stuttered", she volunteered. The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked the girl to describe the incident. "Well", she began, "I was in the back yard with my kitty and the rottweiler who lives next door got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard! "That must've been scary", said the teacher. "It sure was", said the little girl. "My kitty went 'Fffff, Fffff, Fffff'... and before he could say ...... "Fuck," the rottweiler ate him!"

The Stuttering Kitty
A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students. "Human beings are the only animals that stutter", she says. A little girl raises her hand. "I had a kitty-cat who stuttered", she volunteered. The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked the girl to describe the incident. "Well", she began, "I was in the back yard with my kitty and the rottweiler who lives next door got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard!" "That must've been scary", said the teacher. "It sure was", said the little girl. "My kitty went 'Fffff, Fffff, Fffff'... and before he could say "Fuck off," the rottweiler ate him!"

Stuttering :)
A teacher was talking to her grade one students about stuttering. "Human beings are the only animals that stutter", she says. A little girl raises her hand. "I had a kitty-cat who stuttered", she volunteered. The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked the girl to describe the incident. "Well", she began, "I was in the back yard with my kitty and the rottweiler that lives next door got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard! "That must've been scary", said the teacher. "It sure was", said the little girl. "My little kitty went 'Fffff, Fffff, Fffff'... and before he could say "Fuck," the rottweiler ate him!"

Stuttering 101
Stuttering Current mood: good Category: Life Hey All Im writing a short blog to let everyone know a little bit about me. Well the first thing I would like to say is I stutter when I speak but if you would give me a chance to speak I can speak clear. Thats the main thing about me here are some others tho. Im kind. I care for others Everybody tell me Im a great person to be around. They also say I have a great personailty. Thats all I can think of for now

Stuttering
You gotta love kid's stories. A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students. "Human beings are the only animals that stutter", she says. A little girl raises her hand. "I had a kitty-cat who stuttered", she volunteered. The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked the girl to describe the incident. "Well", she began, "I was in the back yard with my kitty and the rottweiler who lives next door got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard!." "That must've been scary", said the teacher. "It sure was", said the little girl. "My kitty went 'Fffff, Fffff, Fffff'... And before he could say "FUCK!" the rottweiler ate him!"

Stuttering Problem
A guy walks into his doctor's office and says, "Ddddoc, I've bbbeen sssttttuttering ffor yyears and III'm tired of it. Ccccan yyyou hehehelp mmme???" The doc says, "Well, I'll have to examine you first before I can answer you." The doc examines him and says, "Well, I'm pretty sure that I know what the problem is." The guy asks, "wwwell wwwhat is it, ddoc?" The doc says,"It's your penis. It's about about 18 inches long and all of the down pressure is putting a strain on your vocal chords." The guy asks, "Wwwhat ccan wwe ddo about it?" The doc replies, "Well, I can cut it off and transplant a shorter one. I can guarantee that the operation will cure your stuttering." The guy says, "Dddo it!" The guy has the operation and about four weeks later he comes back to the doctor's office and says, "Thanks Doc. You've solved my problem and I don't stutter any more but I've only had sex once in the past month. My wife doesn't enjoy it any more. I cannot satisfy her. S

Stuttering Cat
The teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students. 'Human beings are the only animals that stutter,' she says. A little girl raises her hand. 'I had a kitty-cat who stuttered,'she volunteered. The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked the girl to describe the incident. 'Well,' she began, 'I was in the back yard with my kitty and the rottweiler that lives next door got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard! 'That must've been scary,' said the teacher. 'It sure was,' said the little girl. 'My kitty raised his back, went 'Fffff, Fffff, Fffff'...And before he could say 'Fuck,' the rottweiler ate him!' lol ...Tc n peace..Boo xo

Stuttering
A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students, "Human beings are the only animals that stutter", she says. A little girl raises her hand and says, "I had a kitty-cat who stuttered." The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked the girl to describe the incident. "Well," she began, "I was in the back yard with my kitty, and the Rottweiler who lives next door got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard!" "That must've been scary," said the teacher. "It sure was," said the little girl. "My kitty went 'Fffff, Fffff, Fffff'...and before he could say "F_ck," the Rottweiler ate him!"

Stutter
A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students. "Human beings are the only animals that stutter." A little girl raises her hand. "I had a kitty-cat who stuttered," she volunteered. The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked the girl to describe the incident. "Well," she began, "I was in the back yard with my kitty, and the rottweiler that lives next door got a running start and before we knew it he jumped over the fence into our yard!" "That must've been scary", said the teacher. "It sure was", said the little girl. "My kitty raised his back and went 'Fffff, Fffff, Fffff'... and before he could say the whole "F" word, the Rottweiler ate him!

The Stuttering Kitty
The Stuttering Kitty -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students. "Human beings are the only animals that stutter", she says. A little girl raises her hand. "I had a kitty-cat who stuttered", she volunteered. The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked the girl to describe the incident. "Well", she began, "I was in the back yard with my kitty and the rottweiler that lives next door, got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard!" "That must've been scary", said the teacher. "It sure was", said the little girl. "My kitty raised his back, went 'Fffff, Fffff, Fffff'... And before he could say "F*ck", the rottweiler ate her

Stuttering Cat
A teacher is teaching biology to her 4th grade students. "Human beings are the only animals that stutter", she explained. A little girl raises her hand. "I had a kitty-cat who stuttered", she said. The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked the girl to describe the incident and why she thought the cat stuttered. "Well", she began, "I was in the back yard with my kitty and the rottweiler that lives next door got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard! "That must've been scary", said the teacher. "It sure was", said the little girl. "My kitty raised his back,went 'Fffff, Fffff, Fffff'... and before he could say "Fuck", the rottweiler ate him!"

Stuttering Cat
Stuttering Cat A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students. 'Human beings are the only animals that stutter', she says. A little girl raises her hand. 'I had a kitty-cat who stuttered', she volunteered. The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked the girl to describe the incident. 'Well, she began, 'I was in the back yard with my kitty and the Rottweiler that lives next door got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard!' 'That must've been scary', said the teacher. 'It sure was', said the little girl. 'My kitty raised his back, went 'Fffff, Fffff, Fffff'... And before he could say 'Fuck', the Rottweiler ate him!'

Stuttering Kitty
A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students."Human beings are the only animals that stutter", she says. A little girl raises her hand. "I had a kitty-cat who stuttered", she volunteered. The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked the girl to describe the incident. "Well", she began, "I was in the back yard with my kitty and the rottweiler who lives next door got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard! "That must've been scary", said the teacher. "It sure was", said the little girl. "My kitty went 'Fffff,Fffff, Fffff'... and before he could say "Fuck," the rottweiler ate him!"

Stuttering Problem
Stuttering Problem A guy walks into his doctor's office and says, "Ddddoc, I've bbbeen sssttttuttering ffor yyears and III'm tired of it. Ccccan yyyou hehehelp mmme???" The doc says, "Well, I'll have to examine you first before I can answer you." The doc examines him and says, "Well, I'm pretty sure that I know what the problem is." The guy asks, "wwwellwwwhat is it, ddoc?" The doc says,"It's your penis. It's about about 18 inches long and all of the down pressure is putting a strain on your vocal chords." The guy asks, "Wwwhat ccan wwe ddo about it?" The doc replies, "Well, I can cut it off and transplant a shorter one. I can guarantee that the operation will cure your stuttering." The guy says, "Dddo it!" The guy has the operation and about four weeks later he comes back to the doctor's office and says, "Thanks Doc. You've solved my problem and I don't stutter any more but I've only had sex once in the past month. My wife doesn't enjoy it any more. I cann

Stuttering Cat
Subject: The "Stutterin'" Cat A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students. 'Human beings are the only animals that stutter', she says. A little girl raises her hand. 'I had a kitty-cat who stuttered', she volunteered. The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become,asked the girl to describe the incident. 'Well', she began, 'I was in the back yard with my kitty and the rottweiler that lives next door got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard! 'That must've been scary', said the teacher. 'It sure was', said the little girl. 'My kitty raised his back, went 'Fffff, Fffff, Fffff'... And before he could say 'Fuck,' the rottweiler ate him" ahahaha tell me that isn't funny lmao:)

The Stuttering Cat
The teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students. "Human beings are the only animals that stutter," she says. A little girl raises her hand. "I had a kitty-cat who stuttered," she volunteered. The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked the girl to describe the incident. "Well," she began, "I was in the back yard with my kitty and the rottweiler that lives next door got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard! "That must'v e been scary," said the teacher. "It sure was," said the little girl. "My kitty raised his back, went 'Fffff, Fffff, Fffff'... And before he could say "FUCK," the rottweiler ate him!"

Stutter
In my head the words flow with an intensity Though when I choose to speak They never come out so perfectly The things you so patiently wait to hear Come out in fragments, so unclear Broken sentances With shattered meaning Your longing taunting me From behind misted eyes Again I try to tell you my secrets As before, my voice goes unheard

Stutter
STUTTER A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students. 'Human beings are the only animals that stutter', she says. A little girl raises her hand. 'I had a kitty-cat who stuttered', She volunteered. The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked the girl to describe the incident. 'Well', she began, 'I was in the back yard with my kitty and the Rottweiler that lives next door got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard!' 'That must've been scary', said the teacher. 'It sure was', said

Stutter Hot Is Open For Business
Finally, our web site is live. Stutter Hot shirts are now available for sale. As an introductory special, we are not charging shipping or handling for customers in the United States. Go to stutterhot.com and check out the great deals and let me know what you think or if you have suggestions. Mac

Stutter????
A teacher is explaining biology to her 1st grade students. "Human beings are the only animals that stutter", she says. A little girl raises her hand. "I had a kitty-cat who stuttered", she volunteered. The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked the girl to describe the incident. "Well", she began, "I was in the back yard with my kitty and the Rottweiler that lives next door got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard!" "That must've been scary", said the teacher. "It sure was", said the little girl. "My kitty raised his back, went 'Fffffff, Fffffff, Fffffff, Fffffff'... And before he could say "Fuck", the Rottweiler ate him!"

Stuttering...
A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students. "Human beings are the only animals that stutter", she says. A little girl raises her hand "I had a kitty-cat who stuttered", she volunteered. The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked the girl to describe the incident. "Well", she began, "I was in the back yard with my kitty and the Rottweiler that lives next door got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard!" "That must've been scary", said the teacher. "It sure was", said the little girl. "My kitty raised his back, went 'Fffff, Fffff, Fffff'... And before he could say 'fuck', the Rottweiler ate him!"

Stutter Story
The Stutter StoryA teacher is explaining disabilities to her 4th grade students. 'Human beings are the only animals that stutter,' she says. A little girl raises her hand. 'I had a kitty-cat who stuttered..'The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked the girl to describe the incident. 'Well,' she began, 'I was in the back yard with my kitty and the Rottweiler that lives next door got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard!' 'That must have been scary,' said the teacher. 'It sure was,' said the little girl. 'My kitty raised her back, went 'Sssss, Sssss, Sssss' and before she could say 'Shit,' the Rottweiler ate her!' The teacher had to leave the room. tff!!

A Stuuning Word
There was that place and the essence of ripe pomegranates imagined in the flowers devoid of scent. There was the colour, openly crimson, of the flowers - and there was the tang, not confessed and green, of the pomegranates that would be, seeping through the cracks of time and falling into the substance, with petals ajar, of dream. There was memory, drank in gulps of other colours. And all of a sudden, there were two mouths and one sole breath - and the pomegranates, bitten, ripe, in the flowers of imagined scent. Sweet… … Like the reinvention of that place.

Stuuuuuupid Freakin' Computers!!
AAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!!!! So the new printer went freakazoid on me and blew itself up along with my two year old computer that was working just peachy. Now I'm stuck with this dinosaur of a machine that used to be my husbands...it is slower than George W. Bush on heroin stuck in an ocean sized pit of tar! It's so damn frustrating...but at least it gets me online for my fix, lmao! No working cd drive, no port for my memory card, no photo programs...guess that means I'll actually get to talk to people for once! So y'all are just gonna have to bear with me since it's taking me forever and a day to get anything done here in the fubar world... Hugs - RS

St. Valentines Day.(part 1) ..............................
St Valentines Day,the day of love celebrated the world over. It is the day when lovers can at last declare undying love and perform the age old rituals of courtship and marriage. This ancient feast of love is shrouded in mystery,some believing it originated in the pagan festivities celebrating fertility and honored Juno,the Roman Goddess of Love and Marriage. The women would write love letters and place them in a large urn.The men would draw a letter from the urn and pursue the lady who wrote the letter. People also believed that the birds and the bees began their mating rituals on February 14. Christians believe that St Valentines was a Roman dignitary who secretly practiced Christianity in the 3rd Century,he is said to have performed marriages against the wishes of Emperor Claudius,who believed single soldiers performed Better in battle. Valentine was Jailed and before his Execution he sent a letter to a friend,the Jailers daughters signed "from your valentine". This Phrase

St Valentines Day ( Continued)
both young and old.can demonstrate their special love and shout it to the world.The giving of a gift such as a single rose,sweet gold or silver heart or a ring of love is a symbol of that great affection to one another for the whole world to see. Romance is in the air,Love is such a Wonderful thing. LET US CELEBRATE WITH IT ALL THE JOY AND HAPPINESS IT DESERVES IN THE WORDS OF THE SONG " LOVE IS ALL WE NEED "

St. Valentine's Day....
St. Valentine's Day Massacre The St. Valentine's Day massacre is the name given to the shooting of seven people as part of a Prohibition Era conflict between two powerful criminal gangs in Chicago, Illinois in the winter of 1929: the South Side Italian gang led by Al "Scarface" Capone and the North Side Irish/German gang led by George 'Bugs' Moran. On the morning of Thursday, February 14, St. Valentine's Day, seven members of George 'Bugs' Moran's gang were lined up against the rear inside wall of the garage of the S-M-C Cartage Company in the Lincoln Park neighborhood of Chicago's North Side. They were then shot and killed by five members of Al Capone's gang (two of whom were dressed as police officers). When one of the dying men, Frank "Tight Lips" Gusenberg, was asked who shot him, he replied, "Nobody shot me." Capone himself had arranged to be on vacation in Florida at the time. The massacre was a result of a plan devised by Capone's gang member Jack 'Machine Gun' McGurn t

St. Valentine's Day
Saint Valentine's Day Do you really believe in Saint Valentine’s Day? February 14th is the day they say. Two people showing all the love they share of a perfect day between lovers who care. How about a little boy and girl who sees ... the love and happiness between you and me. Do they copy us and mimic what they see? Or is it because of something done naturally? Sweethearts, are what we are call they say. But only on Saint Valentines Day. Keeping in touch with your heart knowing how love can build a new start. I give you roses and a big red heart too. Filled with chocolates and a big hug for you. Loving you more on Saint Valentine’s Day. Please tell me this is not the only way. I love you today and tomorrow too. Even if I fail to show it to you. You mean the world to me from beginning to end. &

St. Valentines Day Massacre
thanks to everyone who came out! I had a blast partying with all of you! Here's some vids from the night: A Light Divided~Creating a TragedyAdd to My Profile | More Videos CREATING A TRAGEDY A Light Divided~WastefulAdd to My Profile | More Videos WASTEFUL A Light DividedAdd to My Profile | More Videos BESIDE MYSELF thanks again guys! I'll be at the Berkeley Cafe in Raleigh, NC tonight! come out if ya can! xoxo- Jaycee

St. Valentines Day Massacre
Once upon a time on fu-land A battle was created ST. VALENTINES DAY MASSACRE by Nemesis of HELLPIT RADIO and i would like to have every brutal dj from all over to come and thrown down some tunes on 02/14/11 which is valentines day it a free for all battle theres is no fee too pay its just too have fun!!!!! http://www.fubar.com/lounge/62086 Lets have fun!!!!!!

St. Valentine's Day
It should be exposed that Valentine's Day was originally concocted by the Christian Church to ruin the festival of Lupercalia (named after the Roman God Lupercus) which was held on the 15th of February and continued throughout the month. Lupercus, was the God of Wolves. I know you thought that was George W. Bush, but that's the God of Fox. I know - its confusing. Lupercalia was a fertility festival dedicated to Faunus, the Roman God of Agriculture, (the date in February was originally chosen to welcome spring) and to the Roman founders Romulus and Remus commemorating young men's rite of passage. To begin the festival, members of the Luperci, an order of Roman priests, would gather at a sacred cave where the infants Romulus and Remus, were originally discovered happily staying alive by suckling a "lupa" (a she-wolf - think Ann Coulter). The priests would then sacrifice a goat, for fertility, and a dog, for purification because apparen

1st Vs 2nd Amendment Rights
So the US Supreme Court has ruled that you have the right under the First Amendment to protest military funerals... I invite you to start your protest in my front yard and we can see if your first amendment rights are better than my Second Amendment ones...

1st Week
Wow a week of chemo which means 3 treatment. I do chemo 3 times a week till ... All depends. As some know this is another battle for me. Its my sixth time around fighting. I'm determine to overcome it again. Its going to be a hard fight but one I will win. Its been a rought week last week. I'm still doing some testing and will still be tested on a weekly basis to see the progress I do make. As info comes along I will keep you inform. For those who may want to know what I'm talking about. 3 weeks ago I was diagnose with Chondrosarcoma which is a form of Bone Cancer. Chemo isn't normal procedure for this type of cancer but because of my pass with cancer and the fact they see spots on my lungs it will be my method for treatment. For now I have to go I'm feeling weak

1st Week Of A Break Up
There is nothing worse than the first week of a break up First week of a break up is like the first time you have sex It's akward and borring and we both keep telling each other that we're doing good but it's a lie First week of a break up you're on my mind more than you ever were So I clean everything in my apartment Clean my way in to forgetting But then I find things that I couldn't when we were together Your shirt...your favorite cd...reasons that I liked you Until the room reeks of your influence See I keep wanting to invite you over but love can't live here anymore She might bring her two children jealousy and neglect Those two always run around breaking shit and I can't ever seem to clean up the mess They tend to ruin romantic moments with questions and lies And I can see they're children when I look in to their eyes It's you and I Not sure when we had them but now they live in the next room Always barging in saying they're having nightmares and ca

1st Week
Alright I just finished my first week of classes (first two days of each class), and I think that I am going to enjoy it. I have about 40 some odd pages of papers to do, a paper a class, so four separate papers. Two of them are teacher directed, one has to do with medicolegal investigations of death (most likely I'll do this one on sharp force injuries), and then a paper on DNA typing (this I'm going with the MuMMer selection of the down sides of DNA analysis). Now for each class, and teacher associated with that class. I will start off with DNA and Medicolegal, since the teacher is the same person. DNA seems kinda boring, yay molecular biology. Medicolegal, the class I was afraid of, seems like it will be the class I will like the most. He told us about one of the M.E.'s he worked with that would splash blood at officers when they were standing too close during the autopsy. Kinesic interviewing and interrogation, all I can say is, who wants to play poker with me in January.

1st Wedding Bully- Still Editing
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1st Wish (never Come True)
I see you standing there, you do not see me at all your attention is on the guy you are talking to, Yet You feel someone gazing at you when you look he isnt there, that someone is me, im there but not, You see im out of site to you, because i dont have the courage to say what iwanna say to you, i choke at every chance i get. I stand in the bathroom into the mirror and repeat the words i want to say to you, its so easy, its is so very easy but when i see you in the coffee shop, or i see you in the store all ican do is smile, and all you do is give something that looks like a smile....i turn and walk out the door...pounding my head with my hand repeating..IDIOT! I go home, eat, and think nothing else but you, i dream of you in my arms, and i watch you sleep..waking see them empty...null and void, and then again..it starts over...watching but never getting my wish

1st Worthy Entry...sent By: 'love' {new-fu} 11-30-2011
When you loveyou get hurt.When you get hurtyou hate.When you hateyou try to forget.When you try to forgetyou start missing.When you start missingyou fall in love again... email from: 11-30-2011 USER ID: Love FU URL: http://fubar.com/7035715 BASIC INFO: Male · From India · Joined on November 29, 2011 **NOTE TO 'LOVE'--y reply--** ty, i needed to hear this because...(i wrote the following...i got skills suckas, NOT!) when you forget you've been hurt... you let your guard down. and when you let your guard down... u get fucked in more ways than one. and when you're fucked... you're fucked. THE END.

The 1st 10 Years
The 1st 10 Years by DJ Muzik-AL This was my first set after by long battle with drugs and depression. This mix was for an all night house party which even now gets talked about! For the full tracklist please visit http://www.djmuzikal.moonfruit.com/the1st10years This is one of my most memorable sets and this sample is a 30min cut from the full 95min house mix. http://www.esnips.com/doc/45e81da0-d89b-4c7a-8ab5-b7bacab9c88d/DJ-Muzik-AL---The-1st-10-Years-(Part1)_128

1st Year Dating Anniversary Gift Ideas
Join the World's Largest SEX and SWINGER Personals Community. Join for FREE. May 7, 2007 ... It is a good idea to follow the basic anniversary gift guidelines whether you are celebrating one month or one year of dating with items ... These gift ideas should express that you are observant and

1st Year In College
i started colege last october it was on a monday i had three classes mind you they were all night classes im going to get to the point i failed 2of those classes and i had to take one over winter of last year im taking the other one either in winter of 09 or spring 10 anyways no body said college life would be easy im taking my time and takin advice as i shall go we were always told the first year is not easy

Style
Your Dating Style:Casual Dating You are all about taking things as they come, you may just date someone once or it could turn into a life long thing. You just enjoy the mystery of it all. 'What is your dating style?' at QuizGalaxy.com

Styled Imagination
I put on a disguise And brighten my eyes And hope that you don’t Notice a thing I can’t let you Inside Won’t let you On that ride I would tell You the truth But then I’d Have to face it Myself I know I want you back Tired of moments In the black I tried To move ahead My life I grew to dread And waking up Was the hardest task Somehow I just went along But then I listened To the song That brought back Us Before the crash No more living In the past Not gonna suffer From the last Mistake that cost Everything But in reality I’ve still got me

A Stylish Solution To Nantucket's Messy Dog Problem?
On the eve of the important summer tourist season, the island of Nantucket has a dirty problem on its hands, or, really, on its feet. The island's dogs have been leaving more than paw prints on Nantucket's beautiful beaches, and the human visitors who've paid $500 per night for a hotel room aren't charmed when a mushy misstep ruins a romantic walk on the beach. Dog poop has become such a mess on the island's beaches and parks that the town is telling beachgoers to leave their mutts home this summer. That's right. No more Frisbee with Fido at Jetties Beach. As it turns out, there are a few problems with Nantucket's clean beach movement. The town doesn't have the authority to ban dogs from its public beaches. It can enforce its leash law, but dogs -- leashed dogs anyway -- have as much right to the island's public beaches as do the CEOs who fly to the island on their own jets. So the new order is more like a request. And Nantucket has a reputation as a dog friendly travel destinatio

Styles Of Cell Phones-which One Will You Select
Are you considering buying a cell phone? Nowadays the demand of mobile phone is on a rise so much so that people prefer mobile phones to landlines. You can choose different styles of mobile phones available in the market. Different cell phones operate on different systems and each has its own positive and negative side. Today I will talk about the styles of Cell Phones from China Wholesale so that you can choose the best style of cell phones. How many styles of cell phones can you choose here? What type of cellular phone will best suite your needs? That is up to you and the way you are going to use your cellular phone in the first place. You may find that you need what I call an all in one phone. There are Dual SIM Card Cell Phone, web enabled cellular phones, Blackberry personal digital assistant cell phones, Touch Screen Cell Phone, digital phones analog phones and the list is endless. It is also a tough decision that getting the best cell phone

Stylish And Characteristic Outdoor Jacket For You
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Stylist Carvalho Half-grabs Teach You Neat Bang Straight Hair Style Firm Method
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Style Matters: Fall Fashion Tips
Everyone wants to update the wardrobe with affordable fashion clothes to suit the fall.For many women, this time of year brings on a bad case of fashion angst. Summer clothing is worn out; last year’s fall wardrobe doesn’t look nearly as great as memory serves. It’s time to pump up the closet with some trendy new duds. But which ones? What should we invest in, what will become clothing malfunctions? This year is particularly thorny as there are so many loud colors and crazy swirling patterns to negotiate. Keep your shades on in Macy’s or JC Penney lest you be blinded by their racks teeming with so many bright hues it feels like you just landed in Oz. Can you really see yourself in a pair of magenta jeans paired with a chartreuse top? For Style Matters, not gonna happen. Here are some timely tips to create a wardrobe that is current yet tasteful. Basics you should definitely have in your closet right now: Leggings, Jeggings and Skinnys, Oh My! Skinny jeans, b

Stylish Laptop For Youth
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Styles And Designs Of Michael Kors Bags
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1st Yr Anniversary Of Son's Death
I cant believe that a year has gone by so fast. In 10 days it will be year since i lost my son at 38 weeks of pregnancy. Im always wondering what he would look like now and how he and his brother would be playing like champs. It scares me that im soon coming to that point in my pregnancy now, but know he was a part in me getting there. I know hes up there looking down on us and that one day ill be with him again.

Styx- Lady
Lady, when you're with me I'm smiling Give me whoa all your love Your hands build me up when I'm sinking Just touch me and my troubles all fade Lady, from the moment I saw you Standing whoa all alone You gave all the love that I needed So shy, like a child who had grown You're my lady of the morning Love shines in your eyes Sparkling, clear and lovely. You're my lady Lady, turn me on when I'm lonely Show me all your charms Evenings when you lay down beside me Just take me gently into your arms You're my Lady of the morning Love shines in your eyes Sparkling, clear and lovely You're my lady Lady of the morning Love shines in your eyes Sparkling, clear and lovely You're my ... lady

Styx- Renegade
Oh Mama, I'm in fear for my life from the long arm of the law Law man has put an end to my running and I'm so far from my home oh mamma i can hear you a crying you're so scared and all alone hang man is comin down from the gallows and i don't have very long The jig is up, the news is out They finally found me The renegade who had it made Retrieved for a bounty Never more to go astray This'll be the end today Of the wanted man Oh Mama, I've been years on the lam and had a high price on my head Lawman said 'Get him dead or alive' and it's for sure he'll see me dead Dear Mama I can hear you cryin', you're so scared and all alone Hangman is comin' down from the gallows and I don't have very long The jig is up, the news is out They finally found me The renegade who had it made Retrieved for a bounty Never more to go astray The judge'll have revenge today On the wanted man Oh Mama, I'm in fear for my life from the long arm of the law hang man is coming down fro

Styx- Too Much Time On My Hands
Yeah I'm Sitting on this barstool talking like a damn fool Got the twelve o'clock news blues And I've given up hope for the afternoon soaps And a bottle of cold brew Is it any wonder I'm not crazy? Is it any wonder I'm sane at all? Well, I'm so tired of losing - I got nothin to do and all day to do it Well, I go out cruisin' but I've no place to go and all night to get there Is it any wonder I'm not a criminal? Is it any wonder I'm not in jail? Is it any wonder I've got Too much time on my hands, it's ticking away with my sanity I've got too much time on my hands, it's hard to believe there can be such a calamity I've got too much time on my hands and it's ticking away, ticking away from me Too much time on my hands, (it's tick tick tick tick tickin away) too much time on my hands (Now I don't know what to do, I say) Too much time on my hands Too much time on my hands,Too much time on my hands,Too much time on my hands Now, I'm a jet fuel genius - I can solve t

Styx -rockin The Paradise
Hey whatcha doin' tonight? Have you heard that the world's gone crazy? Young Americans listen when I say there's people puttin' us down I know they're sayin' that we've gone lazy To tell you the truth we've all seen better days Don't need no fast buck lame duck profits for fun Quick trick plans, take the money and run We need long term, slow burn, getting it done And some straight talking, hard working son of a gun. So, whatcha doin' tonight, I got faith in our generation Let's stick together and futurize our attitudes I ain't lookin' to fight, but I know with determination We can challenge the schemers who cheat all the rules Come on and take pride, be wise, spottin' the fools Big shots, crackpots bending the rules A fair shot here for me and for you Knowing that we can't lose And we'll be rockin' in Paradise Rockin' the Paradise tonight Rockin' in Paradise Rockin' the Paradise tonight Tonight, tonight... [guitar solo...�go sparky go�..

Styx- Best Of Times
Tonight's the night we'll make history, honey, you and I And I'll take any risk to tie back the hands of time And stay with you here tonight I know you feel these are the worst of times I do believe it's true When people lock their doors and hide inside Rumor has it it's the end of Paradise But I know, if the world just passed us by Baby I know, I wouldn't have to cry The best of times are when I'm alone with you Some rain some shine, we'll make this a world for two Our memories of yesterday will last a lifetime We'll take the best, forget the rest And someday we'll find these are the best of times These are the best of times The headlines read 'these are the worst of times' I do believe it's true I feel so helpless like a boat against the tide I wish the summer winds could bring back Paradise But I know, if the world turned upside down Baby, I know you'd always be around The best of times are when I'm alone with you Some rain some shine, we'll make this a w

Styx- Come Sail Away
One of My favorite tunes of all times. man another heart song all the freakin way. Written by dennis deyoung Lead vocals by dennis deyoung Im sailing away, set an open course for the virgin sea Ive got to be free, free to face the life thats ahead of me On board, Im the captain, so climb aboard Well search for tomorrow on every shore And Ill try, oh lord, Ill try to carry on I look to the sea, reflections in the waves spark my memory Some happy, some sad I think of childhood friends and the dreams we had We live happily forever, so the story goes But somehow we missed out on that pot of gold But well try best that we can to carry on A gathering of angels appeared above my head They sang to me this song of hope, and this is what they said They said come sail away, come sail away Come sail away with me Come sail away, come sail away Come sail away with me I thought that they were angels, but to my surprise They climbed aboard their starship and headed f

Styx - Come Sail Away
I'm sailing awaySet an open course for the Virgin Sea'Cause I've got to be freeFree to face the life that's ahead of meOn board, I'm the captainSo climb aboardWe'll search for tomorrow on every shoreAnd I'll try, oh Lord, I'll try to carry onI look to the seaReflections in the waves spark my memorySome happy, some sadI think of childhood friends and the dreams we hadWe lived happily foreverSo the story goesBut somehow we missed out on the pot of goldBut we'll try best that we can to carry onA gathering of Angels appeared above my headThey sang to me this song of hope and this is what they saidThey said, "Come sail away, come sail away, come sail away with me ladsCome sail away, come sail away, come sail away with meCome sail away, come sail away, come sail away with me babyCome sail away, come sail away, come sail away with me"I thought that they were Angels, but to my surpriseWe climbed aboard their starship, we headed for the skiesSinging, come sail away, come sail awa

Suam Khao Thai Song :)
หัวใจที่บาง บาง มันสลายลงในพริบตาHua jai tee bahng bahng mun salai long nai prit dtahMy fragile heart crumbled in the blink of an eyeเมื่อได้รู้ว่า เธอและเขามีอะไรกันMeua dai roo wah tur lae kao mee arai gunWhen I realized that you and she had something togetherไม่เคยคิดระแวง หวาดกลัวMai koey kit rawaeng waht gluaI never thought to be suspicious or fearfulว่าคนใกล้ตัวที่สำคั

Suave_da_great Is Gonna Rock Fubar.
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Sub
The submissive is both a complex individual, and one who has simple and well defined needs. Understanding those needs is important for both the sub themselves as they become more aware of their lifestyle choices, and for Dominants too so that they may fulfill and cater to the needs of their submissive partner.

Sub....and % Of...
The submissive oneYou scored 39 Based on these results, we can see that you're submissive. You dont sacrifice your own desires for your partner, but you certainly put your partner's needs before your own, and you are relatively obedient. This test tracked 1 variable. How the score compared to the other people's: Higher than 15% on domsubLink: The Are you Dominant or submissive Test written by nahemah on Ok Cupid

Subby
i walked in and saw you sitting there with those big doe eyes collar on leash in hand i stopped in my tracks as always mesmerised by your sexualness you stood and crossed the room i snapped out of my trance took the leash from your tiny hand "have you been good today?"i asked knowing the answer seeing the slight glistening of your fingers as you handed me your leash. "no daddy"you whispered in that angelic voice,"i was thinking about your big hard cock and ....well ..... i " "get on your knees" i said sternly you looked me right in the eye i saw the flush of your cheek rising trying hard not to show your pleasure at what you knew was coming. "now you have to undress me "i said you reached down untied my shoes and took them off i reached down between you leggs and put hte leash through and pulled it up behind your back and i heard your breath stutter as the soft nylon slid across your already swollen clit and as you reached up to unbutton my pants and let them fall i

Sub Bill Of Rights
You have the right to be treated with respect. Not only do you have this right, you have the right to demand it. Being submissive does not make you a doormat or less of a person than anyone else. The word "submissive" describes your nature and in no way diminishes you as a human being. You have the right to respect yourself as well. You have the right to be proud of what you are. Being a submissive is nothing that should ever bring you shame or feelings of reproach. Your submissive nature is a gift and should always be a source of pride and happiness. You have the right to feel safe. Being a submissive should not make you feel afraid, insecure or threatened. Submission is not about living on the edge or flirting with fear. In any situation you should feel safe or there can never be true surrender. You have the right to your emotions and feelings. Your emotions and feelings come from you and they are just as valid as anyone else's. You have a right to them. Those feelings, wh

A Subbie's Blackboard Lessons
a subbie's blackboard lessons by Blades baby gyrl (formerly, Torm's tiara) Copyright©1997 by Blades baby gyrl (formerly, Torm's tiara) i will not carve the flogger handles i will not spank others i will not aim for Master's head i will not yell safeword in the grocery store i will not sell the names on my newsgroup list to the National Enquirer i will not read and giggle at Master's logs from the Dom Forum i will not yell fire everytime Master lights a candle funny noises are not funny i will not slap Master with my bra Punishment is not boring or pointless i will not call Master, Dr. Death i will not defame the Eugenspeil Society i will not put laxatives in the candy bowl before Master's d/s party i will not hide the newbies or send them snipe Dom hunting i will not bring sheep to the subbie forum a burp is not an appropriate response to Master i will not eat all Master's m & m's while he is at work i will not yell she's tied up at the subbie forum Master's gags

Subconscience Memory
As I lay here dreaming of exotic places I've never been before. I think to myself, is this really a dream or is it so much more. Could I have been to these places once upon a time, or have I made them all up from deep within my mind. Tales from within of times unknown, visions of life... Was this life my own? ~Gwendolyn A (Pepper) Coyne 1994

Subconcious
did you ever notice how the littlest things and how friends make you feel?we don't always think about it,but then again,we do,it is weaved into our minds.and it is perfect and exactly how it should be,you hear the songs that remind you of certain people while they listen to yours and secretly know that distance is relative and they are thinking of you too,...these friends get into your heart and your soul and your dreams,... YOU'RE SUBCONCIOUS,... and you feel freed and the weights of this world are lifted.

Subconscious Suicide
It is within the ashes that a burnt soul will recognize her face Words have become muted colors fade into greys emptiness grows, expands till nothing in the soul remains. Her lips softly embrace the cigarette inhaling the poison resolutely; subconscious suicide; breathed deep into the lungs, exhaled in a narrow colomn of life driven from the body with determination. Her hand reaches for the glass filled with a fluid that will numb the senses silence the emotions that scream in love’s abstinence. another scar carved by his hands...

Sub Drop
D/s is all encompassing in the sense that its not just about scenes, and highs, and fun, and pain, and control, and all the exciting things we do. Its about real people, and their needs, and wants. The intense activities that are part of a D/s or BDSM relationship do sometimes have their downsides as well. This article will deal with one of those downsides. Sub Drop. After all the emotional highs of the elevation of a submissive into subspace, the return to normality can have a profound effect on both Dominant and submissive. Each in their own way has reached a level rarely achieved in daily life, and which, very often, neither is prepared for. Sub drop; the coming down, the return to normality, can happen quickly, or slowly. It can be a nice experience, or a bad one. And the effects, good or bad, can last almost no time at all, or they can go on for hours, even days. As a Dominant, the care of my submissive is paramount, and I am a great believer that I should never lose contr

Subdrop
D/s is all encompassing in the sense that its not just about scenes, and highs, and fun, and pain, and control, and all the exciting things we do. Its about real people, and their needs, and wants. The intense activities that are part of a D/s or BDSM relationship do sometimes have their downsides as well. This article will deal with one of those downsides. Sub Drop. After all the emotional highs of the elevation of a submissive into subspace, the return to normality can have a profound effect on both Dominant and submissive. Each in their own way has reached a level rarely achieved in daily life, and which, very often, neither is prepared for. Sub drop; the coming down, the return to normality, can happen quickly, or slowly. It can be a nice experience, or a bad one. And the effects, good or bad, can last almost no time at all, or they can go on for hours, even days. As a Dominant, the care of my submissive is paramount, and I am a great believer that I should never lose contro

Sub/dom
My score on The Are you Dominant or submissive Test: The slave (You scored 19) Whoa! You spend a lot of time on your knees and pleasing your partner. You make decisions which are clearly for the benefit of maintaining a relationship that lands your parter at the top of the teeter-totter.. awesome, your parter, if they're dominant, is probably very happy! Link: The Are you Dominant or submissive Test (OkCupid Free Online Dating)

Sub Drop
SubDrop. D/s is all encompassing in the sense that its not just about scenes, and highs, and fun, and pain, and control, and all the exciting things we do. Its about real people, and their needs, and wants. The intense activities that are part of a D/s or BDSM relationship do sometimes have their downsides as well. This article will deal with one of those downsides. Sub Drop. After all the emotional highs of the elevation of a submissive into subspace, the return to normality can have a profound effect on both Dominant and submissive. Each in their own way has reached a level rarely achieved in daily life, and which, very often, neither is prepared for. Sub drop; the coming down, the return to normality, can happen quickly, or slowly. It can be a nice experience, or a bad one. And the effects, good or bad, can last almost no time at all, or they can go on for hours, even days. As a Dominant, the care of my submissive is paramount, and I am a great believer that I should never

Subdivision
"Subdivision" white people are so scared of black people. they bulldoze out to the country, and put up houses on little loop-d-loop streets. and while america gets its heart cut right out of its chest, the berlin wall still runs down main street separating east side from west. and nothing is stirring, not even a mouse, in the boarded up stores and the broken down houses, so they hang colorful banners off all the street lamps just to prove they got no manners, no mercy, and no sense. and i wonder then what it will take for my city to rise. first we admit our mistakes and then we open our eyes. the ghost of old buildings are haunting parking lots in the city of good neighbors that history forgot. i remember the first time i saw someone lying on the cold street, i thought, "i can't just walk past you, this can't just be true." but i learned by example to just keep moving my feet. it's amazing the things that we all learn to do. so we're led by denial like lambs to the slaughter

Sub Drop
Sub Drop is the emotional and physical affects of the release and drop of endorphins in the body after a play session. Sub Drop can come in many different forms. Most of what you read online are the physical aspects; the fatigue, sadness, aches and pains and recovery from marks. This can last almost no time at all, or they can go on for hours or even last for as long as a week, and is best prevented by aftercare immediately after the session. The coming down, the return to normality, can happen quickly, or slowly. It can be a nice experience, or a bad one. The effects of sub drop (and it's usually referred to as sub drop when they are bad effects) are manifestly similar to a kind of depressive state. There is a more intense side of Sub Drop that gets very little attention because for each person it is different and describing how to recover can take many forms. Everyone in this lifestyle who undertakes any kind of exciting play, whether it be cyber based, physical, menta

Sub Ethics
by Author Unknown "I'm in charge!" This is a realization that some submissives have from the beginning and that hits others like a thunderbolt. The Dominant has Control, but the submissive chooses to be under it. The submissive chooses to kneel, and sets limits within which the Dominant controls what happens. In time, trust grows and the scope of that control will grow with it. In a sane, safe and consensual relationship, a submissive has control over how far she submits and within what limits. It is confidence in this control, which is expressed as trust in her Dominant, that allows her to truly submit. This includes having control over: safe sexual practices; stages in the transfer of power; the involvement of witnesses or participants; the creation of photographed, videotaped or other evidence of activities. A submissive also has the right to be well and truly used, to have as much power as she wants to give taken, and to be taken on explorations of all

Sub Fantasies Part I
...Spending the day on the beach and in the ocean is like heaven to me. Looking forward to running, I slip on my sport bra and shorts. Deciding against shoes, I bounce out into the sunshine. As I step out onto the warm soft sand, I let out a sigh of pleasure. The sun feels good as a soft breeze plays against my skin. ...I wish that Master could have been able to make this trip with me it is so beautiful here and I love spending time with Him. I place my fingers to my collar and smile knowing that He is always here with me. ...After a vigorous run, I return to the room to shower and change into my bikini and flip flops. Grabbing my towel and sunglasses in haste, wanting to get out into the cool blue sea, I do not notice the blinking light on my phone alerting me to messages. ...The water is cool and refreshing on my bare skin as the waves crash down around me. Sun making my fair skin turn pink then red as the day wears on. Afternoon turning into evening as my body reminds me I haven

Subgroups
Bisexuality and same-sex activity Attitudes to same-sex activity and bisexuality vary by culture and locale, and by gender. As a rule, female bisexuality and bicuriosity are common in both the "selective" (see below) and traditional swinging scenes and tend to be the norm amongst participants;[5] by contrast, male same-sex activity has a wider variation in its handling, and may be welcomed, accepted, frowned upon, or forbidden.[6] Swing clubs and other facilities exist for gay and bisexual interests for both genders, but differ – for example bathhouses and the like for gay males, sometimes described as being "controversial" even in the gay community due to safer sex concerns, whereas women's clubs are "comparatively rare" and tend to be organized as private events, or niche clubs with high popularity for their events.[7][8] No studies have been conducted as to what percentage of swinging men or women who define themselves as bisexual would be open to romantic as well as sexual

Sub? Hmmmm...........
in my on going search for personal insight, i occasionally find hints and clues to who i am. no i haven't figured it out yet. but the journey to self awareness is never a clear path. i often meet people that either influence me, or piss me off, yet interject new information or raise more questions. i recently met such a person. i know absolutely nothing about them, but interestingly enough, i find myself looking to them for clues. i have been asked, more than once, a question that i have scoffed at many times in the past. but for some reason, when asked this time, i find that i cannot dismiss the idea as rubbish. it has caused me to look back at my recent past and study my actions and reactions. i have started to see a pattern that may or may not mean anything, but cannot be ignored. i have been interested in bdsm, or more importantly, the relationship between a domme and sub, for a very long time. thought it just a curiosity at best, until recently. odd that a person i hardly

Subhead: Black Kettle: Wisdom Could Not Prevail
The despair of the Cheyenne dates back to the earliest known history. They were one of the many Algonquin-language tribes that ranged from the Rockies to the Great Lakes, north of the Missouri River. The Cheyenne, who called themselves Tstsehstahese, were located in Minnesota according to a map drawn in 1673 by the explorer Joliet. This was verified in February of 1680, when a group of Cheyenne visited with the explorer LaSalle. Hunters and gatherers who were just beginning to practice agriculture, their world was impacted by hostile Sioux tribes. These powerful enemies, combined with the steady tide of white settlers, eventually drove them from their lakeland home. They migrated westward into what is now the eastern part of North Dakota, and within two generations adapted comfortably to plains life. Somewhere in the mid-1700's the Cheyenne acquired horses, and started using metal knives. For a while, life seemed good. The young men hunted buffalo, and at first the tribe continued to

Subject: A Weekend Together Ch. 01
subject: A Weekend Together Ch. 01 post date: 2006-10-01 02:01:05 views: 11 comments: 1 ratings: 0 this was rip from eye candy You arrive at my house to meet me for our dinner date. You look stunning in your little black dress which shows off your tits beautifully. Underneath is a black silk bra with matching thong and garter belt with seamed black stockings. On your shapely legs are a pair of knee high, stiletto heeled boots. I'm dressed in my best suit. We kiss and then I hand you a glass of champagne and a little wrapped gift. You take your drink and open the package. Initially you look puzzled, but I pull a small remote control from my pocket and whisper in your ear that it controls the vibrating love egg I've given you. I lead you into my lounge and you sit on the sofa. I put my hands on your knees and push them apart, kneeling between your legs. You lift your bottom up and I hitch up your dress. I start to kiss your knee at the top of your left boot. I work my w

Subject
Beat You’ve been mind jacked by nightmares. Gasping, and trying to hide that every breath is a choke, this is an unfunny joke. You’re line of reasoning is broke, you’re chasing new flavors and colors of dragon smoke. Gorge yourself until you bloat, purge with some faint hope that you can float away from your dirt. This shit is only getting worse I’m your friend but this is hurt THE hand I hold you with is burnt Still blind and left behind The gears inside you fucking grind I can taste how close you are to fucking grime the fit is tight forced with might cower … heart beating… you to death Cut down, run down, shot down, and shut down. Go ahead and end your life now, ‘cause I don’t give a fuck now. Once you figure out how to not give a fuck, you realize how much more bang you get for your buck. I found a new game to play It involves a car battery, alligator clips, and two dull blades Go ahead an

Subjects For Debate
Subjects for debate Hi readers. I'm a single man and I do enjoy that fact but there are things I miss . . . One thing is good old banter and heated passionate arguments. I'm very open minded, I like to make my debate with intelligence and facts -but- I listen to the rebuttal with interest and willingness as well. I thought, why not have debatable subject here? I'll leave the subject of debate up to you. I'll take a pro or con stance and allow the reader all to submit their own thoughts on the subject. It's a great way to express yourself, I remind you though ... Opinions are like noses! So, Lets open the floor to a you - I need a subject: TELL ME! -G- Thanks for the two sujested subjects ladies. -Now- Feel free to chime in with your view on either -or- Any other subject is open, this works wonders in stress relief ... give it a try!

Subject: Budweiser
(First off did some checking ahh research ya know?? and looks like 100% fact here ) Budweiser Story (not a joke) This is TRUE! How Budweiser handled those who laughed at those who died on the 11th of September, 2001...Thought you might like to know what happened in a little town north of Bakersfield, California. After you finish reading this, please forward this story on to others so that our nation and people around the world will know about those who laughed when they found out about the tragic events in New York, Pennsylvania , and the Pentagon. On September 11th, a Budweiser employee was making a delivery to a convenience store in a California town named McFarland. He knew of the tragedy that had occurred in New York when he entered the business to find the two Arabs, who owned the business, whooping and hollering to show their

Subject: Morning Sex
Subject: Morning Sex She is in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for breakfast. He walks in. She turns and says, "You've got to make love to me -- this very moment." His eyes light up and he thinks, "This is my lucky day." Not wanting to lose the moment, he embraces her and then gives it his all right there on the kitchen table. Afterwards she says, "Thanks," and returns to the stove. More than a little puzzled, he asks, "What was that all about?" She explains, "The egg timer's broken."

Subject: Numbered Advice
ONE. Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully. TWO. Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older, their conversational skills will be as important as any other. THREE. Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you want. FOUR. When you say, "I love you," mean it. FIVE. When you say, "I'm sorry," look the person in the eye. SIX. Be engaged at least six months before you get married. SEVEN. Believe in love at first sight. EIGHT. Never laugh at anyone's dream. People who don't have dreams don't have much. NINE. Love deeply and passionately. You might get hurt but it's the only way to live life completely. TEN.. In disagreements, fight fairly. No name calling. ELEVEN. Don't judge people by their relatives. TWELVE. Talk slowly but think quickly. THIRTEEN. When someone asks you a question you don't want to answer, smile and ask, "Why do you want to know?" FOURTEEN. Remember that great love and great achievem

Subject: Whts Weird About Me :)
subject: whts weird about me :) post date: 2006-10-13 22:10:29 views: 35 comments: 3 ratings: 0 Each player of this game starts with 6 weird things or habits about themselves. People who are tagged should write a blog with their own 6 weird things or habits, and state this rule clearly. Choose 6 people to be tagged, list their names, leave them a comment and tell them they are tagged and to check your blog for details. It's fun! 1.My first weird would have to be I can and do drink"WIRED" from time I wake until just before I rest my head to drift off to dreamland. 2.I`m the worst clean freak you`ll ever meet(even though I do it for a living as well)If I were to come to your house would probally start there too! 3.Don`t know if this weird or just cool,I think about sex 24-7 seems since turning 40.Where as never did till then.Just came to me when thinking up my 6 4.Love to eat dill pickles and

Subject: Wine Vs. Water
It has been scientifically proven that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than1 kilo of Escherichia coli bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop! However, we do not run that risk when drinking wine (or rum, whiskey, vodka, beer or other liquors) because alcohol has to go through a distillation process of boiling, filtering, and fermenting. It is better to drink wine and talk shit .... than to drink water and be full of shit. There is no need to thank me for this valuable information. I am doing it as a public service.

Subject: Question?
subject: Question? WTF is going on with this site, peoples private albums whose I have been able to view before I can't now, I even checked with a few friends and they told me I should be able to view them but I can't, I think this new NSFW thing is fucking things up!!!!!

Subject: Medical Errors
Subject: Medical Errors - 1. A man comes into the ER and yells, "My wife's going to have her baby in the cab!" I grabbed my stuff, rushed out to the cab, lifted the lady's dress, and began to take off her underwear. Suddenly I noticed that there were several cabs - and I was in the wrong one. Submitted by Dr. Mark MacDonald, San Antonio, TX. 2 At the beginning of my shift I placed a stethoscope on an elderly and slightly deaf female patient's anterior chest wall. "Big breaths," I instructed. "Yes, they used to be," replied the patient. Submitted by Dr. Richard Byrnes, Seattle, WA 3. One day I had to be the bearer of bad news when I told a wife that her husband had died of a massive myocardial infarct. Not more than five minutes later, I heard her reporting to the rest of the family that he had died of a "massive internal fart." Submitted by Dr. Susan Steinberg, Manitoba, Canada 4. During a patient's two week follow-up appointment with his cardiolo

Subject: Fw: Read Alone!!
Subject: FW: Read Alone!! >Read Alone..... > >Especially the Poem > >I believe whatever is in store forus will be for us. > >The poem is very true, unfortunately. >Make sure you read the poem! >CASE 1: Kelly Sedey had one wish,for her boyfriend of three years, >David Marsden, to propose to her. >Then one day when she was out to lunch David proposed! >She accepted, but then had to! leave >because she had a meeting in 20 min. >When she got to her office, she noticed on her computer she had some e-mail's. >She checked it, the usual stuff >from her friends, but then she saw one >that she had never gotten before. >It was this poem. She simply deleted it >without even reading all of it. >BIG MISTAKE! Later that evening, >she received a phone call from thepolice >It was about DAVID! He had been in an accident >with an 18 wheeler. He didn't survive! >CASE 2: Take Katie Robinson She received this poem and being the believer that she was sh

Subject: People's Private Folders!!
subject: People's private folders!! date: 2006-11-30 19:17:56 This is the last bulletin about this and I will drop it, But how come half the people on my friends list will not me into their private pix, how do they decide who gets in and who doesn't Mine are open to friends only, that should be the only options either friends only or the owner only, not this family bullshit!

Subject Not Sure
why do people who say they are your friends get mad at the stupidest shit in the owrld just cause u do something and they treat u like u are 10 when u are clearly older than that and can make your own decissions abotu what u do and who u do and were u go and they think they have control over you when u are just a friend and nothing more than that to them in the end they treat u like u are nothign to them and that u cant make up your own mind up about anyhting at all and that they think u are so stupid that u are a a little speck of dust on the ground that they sweep up and throw away ........ and treat u like u knwo nothing it jsut pisses me off than not speak to you casue they are pissed off at you for more than one or two reasons jsut casue u wont do something they think is right and u have your own oppiions and u are very open and tell people things stright upa nd not sugar coat shit any more and u are so tired of being pushed around by everyone that u jsut dont give a shit any

Subject: How To Say I Love You In 25 Languages (repost)
How to Say I love you in 25 languages How to say 'I love you' in 25 languages..... English I Love You Spanish Te Amo French Je T'aime German lch Liebe Dich Japanese Ai Shite Imasu Thai Phom rak khun Italian Ti amo Chinese Wo Ai Ni Swedish Jag Akar Alabama Arkansas Texas North Carolina South Carolina Georgia Oklahoma Tennessee Missouri Mississippi Montana Virginia West Virginia Kentucky parts of Florida Nice Ass , Get in the truck (repost of original by 'spike' on '2006-12-15 09:29:49') (repost of original by 'KIRA' on '2006-12-15 09:32:48') (repost of original by 'Movie Addict ~Idiot Killer~' on '2006-12-15 09:34:39') (repost of original by '

Subject: Changing Times At School - More Truth Than Joke
HOW THINGS CHANGE! Scenario: Jack pulls into school parking lot with rifle in gun rack. 1973: - Vice Principal comes over, takes a look at Jacks rifle, goes to his car and gets his to show Jack. 2006: - School goes into lock down, FBI called, Jack hauled off to jail and never sees his truck or gun again, Counselors called in for traumatized students and teachers. ++++++++++++++++++++++ Scenario: Johnny and Mark get into a fist fight after school. 1973: - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up best friends. Nobody goes to jail,nobody arrested, nobody expelled. 2006: - Police called, SWAT team arrives, arrests Johnny and Mark. Charge them with assault, both expelled even though Johnny started it. ++++++++++++++++++++++ Scenario: Jeffrey won't be still in class, disrupts other students. 1973: - Jeffrey sent to office and given a good paddling by Principal. Sits still in class. 2006: - Jeffrey given huge doses of Ritalin. Be

Subject: Murphy's Other Laws
Subject: Murphy's other Laws 1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. 2. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well. 3. He who laughs last thinks slowest. 4. A day without sunshine is like, well, night. 5. Change is inevitable except from a vending machine. 6. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't. 7. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool. 8. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong. 9. It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end-to-end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them. 10. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it. 11. The things that come to those that wait may be the things left by those who got there first. 12. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day d

Subject: Happy Hour Special
Subject: HAPPY HOUR SPECIAL Happy Hour Special. A Texas country boy sees a sign in the restaurant: "Happy Hour Special: Lobster Tail & Beer" Lord almighty! He says to himself, "My three favorite things."

Subject: History
No wonder some people do not want to know about their ancestors and especially if they were poor. Most people got married in June because they took their yearly bath in May, and still smelled pretty good by June. However, they were starting to smell, so brides carried a bouquet of flowers to hide the body odor. Hence the custom today of carrying a bouquet when getting married. Baths consisted of a big tub filled with hot water. The man of the house had the privilege of the nice clean water, then all the other sons and men, then the women and finally the children. Last of all the babies. By then the water was so dirty you could actually lose someo ne in it. Hence the saying, Don't throw the baby out with the Bath water.. Houses had thatched roofs-thick straw-piled high, with no wood underneath. It was the only place for animals to get warm, so all the cats and other small animals (mice, bugs) lived in the roof When it rained it became slippery and sometimes th

Subject: Men Never Listen, Do They?
Subject: Men never listen, do they? As a visitor at a hospital, a gentleman had made several attempts to get into the men's restroom, but it had always been occupied. A nurse noticed his predicament. Sir, she said," You may use the ladies room if you promise not to touch any of the buttons on the wall." He did what he needed to, and as he sat there he noticed the buttons he had promised not to touch. Each button was identified by letters: WW, WA,PP, and a red one labeled ATR. Who would know if he touched them? He couldn't resist. He pushed WW. Warm water was sprayed gently upon his bottom. What a nice feeling, he thought. Men's restrooms don't have nice things like this. Anticipating greater pleasure, he pushed the WA button.Warm air replaced the warm water, gently drying his underside. When this stopped, he pushed the PP button. A large powder puff caressed his bottom adding a fragile scent of spring flowers to ! this unbelievable pleasure. The ladies restroom was more than a restro

Subject: Sad News We Lost A Fellow Cherry Tap Member Rip You Have Gone Home (repost Please Thanks) (repost)(repost)
subject: Sad news we lost a fellow Cherry Tap Member RIP YOU HAVE GONE HOME (repost please thanks) (repost)(REPOST) date: 2007-01-24 14:01:45 I would like everyone to know we lost a fellow Cherry. He was a friend to many of us on here and offline. Please say a little prayer for his family and friend online and offline. Thank you for your time.... . DGG Family HOSTILE 1 ~DGG FAMILY~FOUNDER @ CherryTAP HE WAS THE BEST FRIEND OF SHAWN SO PLEASE SHOW HIM SOME LOVE AND SUPPORT IN THIS TIME OF NEED... †PASTOR† DGG FAMILY PRESIDENT~ @ CherryTAP (repost of original by 'Maniacal Bliss Wifey 2 Mario ~DGG FAMILY~ FOUNDER~ (K.K.S.)' on '2007-01-23 13:02:00') (repost of original by '~Dontcha~X~Jus~X~Luv?_A_?Bitch~S.B.A.B.~K.K.S. Co-Founder~ PLEASE*RATE*MY*PAGE*AND*FAN*ME!*!' on '2007-01-23 13:06:17') (repost of original by 'Maniacal Bliss Wifey 2 Mario ~DGG FAMILY~ FOUNDER~ (K.K.S.)' on '2007-01-23

Subject: Shower....so Very True.
Subject: Shower....so very true. Part 1: HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN: Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks. Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown.. If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas. Look at your womanly physique in the mirror, make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc. Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone. Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins. Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean. Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner. Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red. Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash. Rinse conditioner off hair. Shave armpits and legs. Turn off shower. Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower. Spray mold spots with Tilex. Get out of shower. D

Subject Humor On Relationships
Subject Humor on relationships A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly the man realized that the next day he would need his wifeto wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper,"Please wake me at 5:00 AM." He left it where he knew she would find it. The next morning the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go to see why his wife hadn't wakened him when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up." Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady, and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules:"I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want -- and I don't expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless I tell

Subject: Fw: Online Buddy Day !!!! I Am Counting Lol
Subject: Fw: ONLINE BUDDY DAY !!!! I am counting LOL ONLINE BUDDY DAY Forward to all your friends, including me. And don't tell me you're too busy for this. Don't you know the phrase "stop and smell the flowers"? See how many "bouquets" you end up with! Happiness keeps You Sweet, Trials keep You Strong, Sorrows keep You Human, Failures keeps You Humble, Success keeps You Glowing, But Only God keeps You Going! You are so special! "Today is world's online buddy day. Send this to your online friends even me if I'm one of them and see how many you get today"

Subject: Dear Diary (lmao)
Subject: DEAR DIARY DEAR DIARY -- DAY ONE I am all packed and ready to get on the cruise ship. I've packed all my pretty dresses and make-up. I'm really excited. ______________________________________ DEAR DIARY -- DAY TWO We spent the entire day at sea. It was beautiful and we saw some whales and dolphins. What a wonderful vacation this has started to be. I met the Captain today and he seems like a very nice man. ________________________________________ DEAR DIARY -- DAY THREE I spent some time in the pool today. I also did some shuffle boarding and hit some golf balls off the deck. The Captain invited me to join him at his table for dinner. I felt honored and we had a wonderful time. He is a very attractive and attentive gentleman. ______________________________________ DEAR DIARY -- DAY FOUR Went to the ship's casino. Did OK ... Won about $80. The Captain invited me to have dinner with him in his state room. We had a luxurious meal comp

Subject: Women Over 40-amen Andy!
60 Minutes Correspondent Andy Rooney (CBS) As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why: A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, "What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think. If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting. Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it. Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated. Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40. Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart. Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell

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Subjects
today, im just going to put down my thoughts as they fall.. anything goes.. this is scarey, lol.. lets see what comes of this.. I call this sUBJECTs... as you can see, that word has meany meaning, whether its in a singular or plural form...lol, I know, I am sounding like an english teacher... when I was in Junior High, I wanted to be an ENGLISH teacher, so I did my English as perfect as I could, andI even participated in the Spelling Bee, which, I lost.... the word "TOO" was my losing word... I know, its the easiest to spell. TOO=means also, used in a sentence, I want some pizza, too. Well, I only went as far as "T....Oooo...." ok, TO! and the bell RANG.. eveyone in the AUDIENCE was like AAAWWWWWEEEEEEE!!!!! lol... yeah, that was a day of Triumph! I stood before the whole school and parents, and I left one "O" out. I am sitting here thinking about this and I smile. There are a lot of memories, back when I was in Boarding School... the Friends I used to have and they UNIQUE style in whi

Subject: The Blind Pilot
> Subject: THE BLIND PILOT > > > A woman was flying from Seattle to San Francisco. Unexpectedly, the plane was diverted to Sacramento along the way. The flight attendant explained that there would be a delay, and if the passengers wanted to get off the aircraft the plane would re-board in 50 minutes. > > Everybody got off the plane except one lady who was blind. A man had noticed her as he walked by and could tell the lady was blind because her Seeing Eye dog lay quietly underneath the seats in front of her throughout the entire flight. > > He could also tell she had flown this very flight before because the pilot approached her, and calling her by name, said, "Kathy, we are in Sacramento for almost an hour. Would you like to get off and stretch your legs?" The blind lady replied, "No thanks, but maybe my dog would like to stretch his legs." > > Picture this: > > All the people in the gate area came to a complete standstill when they looked up and saw the pilot walk

Subject: I Was A Sailor Once
I Was a Sailor Once...... Sharing a glimpse of the life I so dearly loved many years ago....... I liked standing on the bridge wing at sunrise with salt spray in my face and clean ocean winds whipping in from the four quarters of the globe I liked the sounds of the Navy - the piercing trill of the boatswains pipe, the syncopated clangor of the ship's bell on the quarterdeck, harsh, and the strong language and laughter of sailors at work. I liked Navy vessels -- plodding fleet auxiliaries and amphibs, sleek submarines and steady solid aircraft carriers. I liked the proud names of Navy ships: Midway, Lexington, Saratoga, Coral Sea, Antietam, Valley Forge - - memorials of great battles won and tribulations overcome. I liked the lean angular names of Navy "tin-cans" and escorts, mementos of heroes who went before us.And the others - - San Jose, San Diego, Los Angeles, St.Paul, Chicago, Oklahoma City, named for our cities. I liked the tempo of a Navy band. I

Subject: Thay Walk Among Us-funny... Taken From Another Email From Tammy :)
-------Original Message------- Subject: Thay walk among us They Walk Among Us - you probably know a few Some guy bought a new fridge for his house. To get rid of his old fridge, he put it in his front yard and hung a sign on it saying: "Free to good home. You want it, you take it." For three days the fridge sat there without even one person looking twice at it. He eventually decided that people were too true, so he changed the sign to read: "Fridge for sale ----- Original $50." The next day someone stole it. Caution... They Walk Among Us! ==== One day I was walking down the beach with some friends when someone shouted...."Look at that dead bird!" Someone looked up at the sky and said..."where???" They Walk among us!! ==== While looking at a house, my brother asked the real estate agent which direction was north because, he explained, he didn't want the sun waking him up every morning. She asked, "Does the sun r

Subject: Mathematical Viewpoint
Subject: Mathematical Viewpoint This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint...it goes like this: What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life? Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions: If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26. Then: H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98% and K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96% But, A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100% And, B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103% AND, look how far ass kissing will take you. A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118% So, one can conclude with mathematic

Subject: Hello My Lovely Cherries!!
subject: Hello my lovely cherries!! date: 2007-03-29 13:45:39 Hello my lovely cherries!! date: 2007-03-29 13:15:55 Early day at work!!! Home now Yay, and its gorgeous out!!!! Please make my day even brighter with pic comments, family member please comment my Just me folder!!!

Subject: Why?
center>Subject: Why? A mother asked President Bush, "Why did my son have to die in Iraq?" Another mother asked President Kennedy, "Why did my son have to die in Viet Nam?" Another mother asked President Truman, "Why did my son have to die in Korea? Another mother asked President F.D. Roosevelt, "Why did my son have to die at Iwo Jima?" Another mother asked President W. Wilson, "Why did my son have to die on the battlefield of France?" Yet another mother asked President Lincoln, "Why did my son have to die at Gettysburg?" And yet another mother asked President G. Washington, "Why did my son have to die near Valley Forge?" Then long, long ago, a mother asked... "Heavenly Father, why did my Son have to die on a cross outside of Jerusalem?" The answers to all these are similar -- "So that others may have life and dwell in peace, happiness and freedom." This was emailed to me with no author and I thought the magnitude a

Subject:finally, The Blonde Joke To End All Blonde Jokes
...AND THE WINNER IS....... A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started." Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?" The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger." Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in, and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He st udies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger." He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax. "Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then .." He sighed....... "Let's put all the Frosted Flakes back in the box......."

Subject Naughty Adult Survey
Subject Naughty Adult Survey Be honest. If you aren't honest then what is the point? Fill it out and re-post as a bulletin. Have fun. 1) Ever been to a strip club ? Yep 2) Ever been to a bar? more like, how often! 3) Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club? Yes, but it really wasn't my fault... Drunk punk! 4) Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere? Yes, that was my plan that night! 5) Kissed someone of the same sex? no 6) Thrown up from drinking too much? Yea, but not in a really long time 7) Had sex in a car? Yes 8) Had sex at the beach? Yes, the sand sucks! 9) Had sex in a movie theater? oral 10) Had sex in a bathroom.? helloooo... shower sex! 11) Had sex at work? Yes, 12) Have you ever been in an "adult" store? Yes 13) Bought something from an adult store? Yes 14) Have you spent over $100.00 in one visit to the adult store? Not with my money, but yes! 15) Ever had sex with a person of the same sex? No 16) Is there anyone on your friends list

Subject: Fw: Kids & Cussing
Had to share this one. A 6 year-old and 4 year-old are upstairs in their bedroom. "You know what?" says the 6 year-old. " I think it's about time we started cussing." The 4 Year-olds nods his head in approval.. The 6 year-old continues, "When we go downstairs for breakfast, I'm gonna say something with 'hell' and you say something with 'ass.' The 4 year-old agrees with enthusiasm. When their mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6 year-old what he wants for breakfast, he replies, "Aw hell Mom, I guess I'll have some Cheerios." WHACK! He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor, gets up, and runs upstairs crying his eyes out with his mother in hot pursuit, slapping his rear with every step. She locks him in his room and shouts, "You can stay in there until I let you out." She then comes back downstairs, looks at the 4 year-old and asks with a stern voice, "An what do YOU want for breakfast, young man

Subject: Immigrant
A Somali arrives in Minneapolis as a new immigrant to the United States. He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, "Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country, giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!" The passerby says, "You are mistaken, I am Mexican." The man goes on and encounters another passerby. "Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America!" The person says, "I not American, I Vietnamese." The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, "Thank you for the wonderful America!" That person puts up his hand and says, "I am from Middle East, I am not American!" He finally sees a nice lady and asks, "Are you an American?" She says, "No, I am from Russia!" Puzzled, he asks her, "Where are all the Americans?" The Russian lady checks her watch and says..."Probably at work."

Subject: Gas Price Idea....
Subject: Gas price idea.... Got this email....interesting idea! Subject: Fwd: FW: GAS WAR - Start Now of his engineer buddies who retired from Halliburton. It ' s worth your consideration. Join the resistance!!!! I hear we are going to hit close to $4.00 a gallon by next summer and it might go higher!! Want gasoline prices to come down? We need to take some intelligent, united action. Phillip Hollsworth offered this good idea. This makes MUCH MORE SENSE than the "don't buy gas on a certain day" campaign that was going around last April or May! The oil companies just laughed at that because they knew we wouldn't continue to "hurt" ourselves by refusing to buy gas. It was more of an inconvenience to us than it was a problem for them. BUT, whoever thought of this idea, has come up with a plan that can really work. Please read on and join with us! By now you're probably thinking gasoline priced at about $1.50 is super cheap. Me too! It is currently $2

Subject: Love In A Mental Hospital
Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have. Jim and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there. Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled Jim out. When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna's heroic act, she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now considered her to be mentally stable. When she went to tell Edna the news she said, "Edna, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged; since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of another patient, I have concluded that your act displays sound that you have a sound mind. The bad news is, Jim, the patient you saved, hung himself in the bathroom with his

Subject: Would You Remarry?
A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the wife looks over at him and asks the question.... WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?" HUSBAND: "Definitely not!" WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being married?" HUSBAND: "Of course I do." WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?" HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again." WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurt look) HUSBAND: (makes audible groan) WIFE: "Would you live in our house?" HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house." WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?" HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?" WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?" HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new." WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?" HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do." WIFE: "Would you give her my jewelry?" HUSBAND: "No, I'm sure she'd want her own." WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?" HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed." WIFE: -- silence -- HUSBAND: "sh*t."

Subject: Living Will
Last night, my wife and I were sitting in the living room, watching one of those medical programs on TV and I said to her, "I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If >that ever happens, just pull the plug." She got up, unplugged the TV and then poured all of my beer down the sink!! She's Such A Bitch sometimes...........

Subject: Ebonic Word Of The Day
Subject: Ebonic Word of the Day Today's Ebonic word from the Louisiana Public School System OMELETTE Let's use it in a sentence: "I should pop yo ass fo what you jus did, but omelette dis one slide."

Subject: 3 Family Spots Left!
subject: 3 family spots left! date: 2007-05-29 21:04:26 3 family spots left! date: 2007-05-29 21:02:14 any ladies want a spot so u can have access to my just me folder!(hot pix)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!And u have to add me to urz!!

The Subject Of Death Or Lack There Of
I was asked the today if I fear death and the answer was NO. Because death itself is a natural progression of life. You live....You die...Such is the circle of things. Now to this person I had to ask~ Do you ever find yourself wondering about the ones you left behind? His answer was logical to those believing in god~ so I quietly listened to his explanation keeping my personal beliefs tucked quietly away where they could do no harm. Even though we had discussed our differences before~ it is never good practice to interrupt. When the question was returned to me... It went from a 2 person conversation ~ To their Christian beliefs being firmly shoved down my throat. The air choking... gripping daring me to speak.Oddly enough I hadn't had a chance to even give my answer. As we both sat dumb founded at the rudeness of those round us I found myself wondering if they were some how questioning their faith if they felt the need to defend something which was not ever attacked. An

Subject: Fw: T.g.i.f. Vs S.h.i.t.
A business man got on an elevator. When he entered, there was a >blonde already inside who greeted him with a bright, "T-G-I-F." > >He smiled at her and replied, "S-H-I-T." > >She looked puzzled, and repeated, "T-G-I-F," more slowly. > >He again answered, "S-H-I-T." > >The blonde was trying to keep it friendly, so, she smiled her biggest >smile and said as sweetly as possibly, "T-G-I-F." > >The man smiled back to her and once again answered, "S-H-I-T." > >The exasperated blonde finally decided to explain, "T-G-I-F' means >'Thank Goodness It's Friday.' Get it duuhhh?" > >The man answered, "S-H-I-T' means" Sorry, Honey, It's Thursday ! >

Subject: A True Friend!!
Subject: A true friend!! A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty. He said . . . no. She asked him if he would want to be with her forever . . . and he said no. She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry, and once again he replied with a no. She had heard enough. As she walked away, tears were streaming down her face The guy grabbed her arm and said. . . You're not pretty you're beautiful. I don't want to be with you forever. I NEED to be with you forever! And I wouldn't cry if you walked away . . . I'd die . . . Wasn't that a sweet thought!? So now, I will say: I like you because of who you are to me . . . A true friend. If I don't get this back I'll take the hint. Tonight @ midnight your true love will realize they truly love you. Something good will happen to you between 1:00 and 4:00pm tomorrow. It could be anywhere; here, there, outside of work, ANYWHERE. Get ready for the biggest shock of your life! Also, don't break this cha

Subject: Innocence Is Priceless
Sunday morning, the priest noticed little Alex standing in the foyer of the church staring up at a large plaque. It was covered with names and had small American flags mounted on either side of it. The seven year old had been staring at the plaque for some time, so the priest walked up, stood beside the little boy,and said quietly:"Good morning, Alex." "Good morning, Father, what is this?" he asked the priest . He answered, "Well, son, it's a memorial plaque to all the young men and women who died in the Service." Soberly, they just stood together, staring at the large plaque. Finally, little Alex's voice, barely audible and trembling with fear, asked ......... "Which service, the 8:30 or the 10:45?"

Subject: What Starts With "f" And Ends With "k"?
> Subject: What starts with "F" and ends with "K"? > > > > What Starts with F and ends with K ? > > A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students. > > The teacher asked, "Harry, what's your problem?" > > Harry answered, "I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 3rd grade too!" > > Ms. Brooks had had enough. She took Harry to the principal's office. > > While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms. Brooks he would give the boy a test. If he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the 1st grade and behave. She agreed. > > Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test. > > Principal: "What is 3 x 3?" > > Harry: "9." > > Principal: "What is 6 x 6?" > > Harry: "36." > > And so it went wit

Subject: Science - Grade: 6th
A 6th grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her class, "Which human body part increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?" No one answered until little Molly stood up, angry, and said, "You should not be asking 6th graders a question like that! I'm going to tell my parents, and they will go and tell the principal, and you'll get fired!" She then sat back down. Mrs. Parks ignored her, and asked the question again, "Which body part increases to 10 times its size when stimulated ?" Little Molly's mouth fell open, and she said to those around her, "Boy, is she gonna get in big trouble!" The teacher continued to ignore her and said to the class, "Anybody?" Finally, Jimmy stood up, looked around nervously, and said, "The body part that increases to 10 times its size when stimulated is the pupil of the eye." Mrs. Parks said, "Very good, Jimmy." Then turned to Molly and continued, "As for you, young lady, I have three things to say: First, you have a

Subject: My Just Me Folder!!
subject: My just me folder!! date: 2007-06-20 19:00:15 Closing back tomorrow to family only, so ladies please rate and comment while u can, also i got a bunch of new stash videos so check em out and rate, i also have a new profile video!!!!

Subject: 9 Words Women Use!
// A friend of mine sent me this. While I'm not usually into these emails he sends, this struck me as too close to the truth to pass up. No offense intended ladies! 1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. 2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. 3. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. 4. Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! 5. Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.) 6

Subject: New Preamble To The Constitution
Courtesy of MsTags.com Subject: NEW PREAMBLE TO THE CONSTITUTION The following has been attributed to State Representative Mitchell Kaye from GA. This guy should run for President one day... "We the sensible people of the United States , in an attempt to help everyone get along, restore some semblance of justice, avoid more riots, keep our nation safe, promote positive behavior, and secure the blessings of debt-free liberty to ourselves and our great-great-great-grandchildren, hereby try one more time to ordain and establish some common sense guidelines for the terminally whiny, guilt ridden, delusional, and other liberal bed-wetters. We hold these truths to be self evident: that a whole lot of people are confused by the Bill of Rights and are so dim they require a Bill of NON-Rights." ARTICLE I: You do not have the right to a new car, big screen TV, or any other form of wealth. More power to you if you can legally acquire them, but no one is gu

Subject: Blonde Moment
A surgeon went to check on his blonde patient after an operation. She was awake, so he examined her. "You'll be fine," he said. She asked, "How long will it be before I am able to have a normal sex life again doctor?" The surgeon seemed to pause, which alarmed the girl. "What's the matter Doctor? I will be all right, won't I?" He replied, "Yes, you'll be fine. It's just that no one has ever asked me that after having their tonsils out."

Subject: The Pants
Mike was going to be married to Karen so his father sat him down for a little chat. He said, "Mike, let me tell you something. On my wedding night in our honeymoon suite, I took off my pants, handed them to your mother, and said, "Here - try these on." She did and said, "These are too big. I can't wear them." I replied,"Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will." Ever since that night, we have never had any problems. "Hmmm," said Mike. He thought that might be a good thing to try. On his honeymoon, Mike took off his pants and said to Karen, "Here - try these on." She tried them on and said, "These are too large. They don't fit me." Mike said, "Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will. I don't want you to ever forget that." Then Karen took off her pants and handed them to Mike. She said, "Here- you try on mine." He did and said, "I can't get into your pants." Karen said, "Exactly. And if you don't change your smart-ass a

Subject: Health Care
Following is a true health care scenario which defies explanation. Two patients limp into two different medical clinics with the same complaint. Both have trouble walking and appear to require a hip replacement. The FIRST patient is examined within the hour, is x-rayed the same day and has a time booked for surgery the following week. The SECOND sees a family doctor after waiting 3 weeks for an appointment, then waits 8 weeks to see a specialist, then gets an x-ray, which is not reviewed for another week and finally has surgery scheduled for a month from then. Why the different treatment for the two patients? The FIRST is a Golden Retriever. The SECOND is a Senior Citizen. Next time take me to a vet.

Subject: Who's Yo Daddy?
Subject: Who's yo Daddy? The following are all replies that Dallas TX women have written on Child Support Agency forms in the section for listing "father's details". Or putting it another way... Who's yo Daddy? These are genuine excerpts from the forms (truth be told??). (Number 11 takes 1st prize and #3 is runner up. Number 5 gives new meaning to people from Virginia) 1. Regarding. the identity of the father of my twins, child A was fathered by Jim Munson. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of child B, but I believe that he was conceived on the same night. 2. I am unsure, as to the identity of the father of my child as I was being sick out of a window when taken unexpectedly from behind. I can provide you with a list of names of men that I think were at the party if this helps. 3. I do not know the name of the father of my little girl. She was conceived at a party at 3600 Grand Avenue where I had unprotected sex with a man I met that night. I do remember th

Subject: Explain God
Subject: explain God Here is a wonderful essay written by a young girl after being asked to explain God as a Sunday School project. Enjoy! "One of God's main jobs is making people. He makes them to replace the ones that die, so there will be enough people to take care of things on earth. He doesn't make grown-ups, just babies. I think because they are smaller and easier to make. That way He doesn't have to take up His valuable time teaching them to talk and walk. He can just leave that to mothers and fathers." "God's second most important job is listening to prayers. An awful lot of this goes on, since some people, like preachers and things, pray at times beside bedtime. God doesn't have time to listen to the radio or TV because of this. Because He hears everything, there must be a terrible lot of noise in His ears, unless He has thought of a way to turn it off." "God sees everything and hears everything and is

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well Im just bored do Im gonna ramble on in a blog as usual, well, me, my brotehr and dad have made up, even though they both blame it on alcohol and dont remember what happened, but oh well, nothin I can do about that, Im too emotionally weak to argue with them about it. Im normally a strong woman, but my last ex has fucked up my self esteem so much and Im tring to build it back up,so why waste my energy on crap like drunken bullshit, ya know? Well Im feelin better some today, thanx to every one who wished me well yesterday *hugs* much love to you all! ~Lexi

Subject: Perhaps Denver Should Cede From The Union Ala San Francisco
Denver Traffic Court I am hoping you have the opportunity to read this email regarding the utter frustration we as English-speaking Americans experience on a daily basis. Hopefully, this will go beyond just an e-mail. This is an experience that happened to my wife today. Denver County Traffic Court , Denver , Colorado She had to appear in traffic court as a result of a speeding ticket. She was speeding and knew she would have a fine to pay. We have no problem with that. The rest of the court experience, however, is something we should all stand up and take exception to and ask what is happening to the United States ? She was asked to be in court by 4:30PM today, with which she complied. However, when she got there, it was announced that all non-English speaking persons with traffic violations would be taken care of first. The reasoning being that the interpreter leaves every day at the same time and does not stay late. So a reward for not speaking English is one ge

Subject: Questiosn: How Many Menopausal Women Does It Take To
Answer: >>>> >>>> One! ONLY ONE!!!! And do you know WHY? Because no one else in this >>>> house knows HOW to change a light bulb! They don't even know that the >>>> bulb is BURNED OUT!! They would sit in the dark for THREE DAYS before >>>> they figured it out. And, once they figured it out, they wouldn't be >>>> able to find the#&%!* light bulbs despite the fact that they've >>>> been in >>>> the SAME CABINET for the past 17 YEARS! But if they did, by some >>>> miracle of God, actually find them, 2 DAYS LATER, the chair they >>>> dragged >>>> to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE >>>> SAME >>>> SPOT!!!!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE WRAPPER THE FREAKING LIGHT >>>> BULBS CAME IN!!! BECAUSE NO ONE EVER CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!!!! >>>> IT'S >>>> A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATEDFROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE >>>> A >>>> FOOT DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE!! IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO >>>> CLEAN >>>> THIS PLACE! AND DON

Subject: Little Johnny Strikes Again
LITTLE JOHNNY STRIKES AGAIN.... A grade school teacher in Kentucky asked her students to use the word 'fascinate' in a sentence. Molly put up her hand and said, 'My family went to my granddad's farm, and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating.' The teacher said, 'That was good, but I wanted you to use the word 'fascinate, not fascinating'. Sally raised her hand. She said, 'My family went to see Rock City and I was fascinated.' The teacher said, 'Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word 'fascinate.' Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because she had been burned by Little Johnny before. She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word 'fascinate', so she called on him. Johnny said, 'My aunt Gina has a sweater with ten buttons, but her tits are so big she can only fasten eight.' The teacher sat down and cried.

Subject: New Pet
Subject: New Pet This guy was lonely and so he decided life would be more fun if he had a pet. So he went to the pet store and told the owner that he wanted to buy an unusual pet. After some discussion he finally bought a centipede, 100 leg bug), which came in a little white box to use for his house. He took the box home, found a good location for the box, and decided he would start off by taking his new pet to the bar for a drink. So he asked the centipede in the box, "Would you like to go to Frank's place with me and have a beer?" But there was no answer from his new Pet. This bothered him a bit, but he waited a few minutes and then asked him again, "How about going to the bar and having a drink with me? But again there was no answer from his new friend and pet. So he waited a few minutes more, thinking about the situation. He decided to ask him one more time. This time putting his face up against the centipede's house and

Subject: Why Sentence Structure Is So Important
The boss had to fire somebody, and he narrowed it down to one of two people, Kelly or Jack. It was an impossible decision because they were both super workers. Rather than flip a coin, he decided he would fire the first one who used the water cooler the next morning. Kelly came in the next morning with a horrible hangover after partying all night. She went to the cooler to take an aspirin. The boss approached her and said: "Kelly, I've never done this before but I have to lay you or Jack off." "Could you jack off?" she says. "I feel like shit."

Subject: Where Do You Fit In ?
Body: Girls want to control the man in their life. Grown Women know that if he's truly hers, he doesn't need controlling. Girls check you for not calling them. Grown Women are too busy to realize you hadn't. Girls are afraid to be alone. Grown Women revel in it-using it as a time for personal growth. Girls ignore the good guys. Grown Women ignore the bad guys. Girls make you come home. Grown Women make you want to come home. Girls leave their schedule wide-open and wait for a guy to call and make plans. Grown Women make their own plans and nicely tell the guy to get in where he fits. Girls worry about not being pretty and/or good enough for their man. Grown Women know that they are pretty and/or good enough for any man. Girls try to monopolize all their man's time (i.e., don't want him hanging with his friends). Grown Women realize that a lil' bit of space makes the 'together time' even more special-and goes to kick it with her own friends. Girls think a

Subject: Fwd: Funny
A State Highway employee stopped at a farm to talk with an old Iowa > Farmer. He told the farmer, "I need to inspect your farm for a possible new > road." > > The old farmer said, "OK, but you can't go in that field over there." > > The Highways employee said, "I have the authority of the State Government > to go where I want. See this card? I am allowed to go wherever I wish on > your farm land." > > So the old farmer went on about his farm chores. > > Later, he heard loud screams and saw the State Highway employee running > for the fence and close behind was the farmer's prize bull. The bull was > madder than a nest full of hornets and was gaining on the State Highway > Employee at every step! > > The old farmer called out, "Show him your card!" >

Subject: [real_free_freebies] File - How To Find Freebeis And Samples Online...
Subject: [real_free_freebies] File - How to find freebeis and samples online... Hi, It seems that some of you members do not understand how to find real free freebies online, so i have taken the time to explane it. Here is a way or ways to find free things and samples online: ~Use www.google.com to look for things you already use like "free soap" or "shampoo samples" and remember to search using the quotaion marks. Mix it up a little. That was just some examples. ~If you use "tide" then go to www.tide.com and look for samples/freebies. Look around your home, see what stuff you use and find their web sites and see if they have samples or freebies. ~Any freebies you find share here: http://finance. groups.yahoo. com/group/ real_free_ freebies/ post ~Any questions??? I hope this helps. ~Now how about trying it out??

Subject: M&m Cookies? Yummy
Subject: M&M cookies? yummy | | Star Spangled Crispies | What's red, rice, blue and crunchy all over? Even young patriots can make these simple cereal treats. | | | | WHAT YOU'LL NEED: | a.. 1 12-ounce bag white chocolate chips | b.. 4 tablespoons margarine, melted | c.. 4 cups crispy rice cereal | d.. 1 bag "M&M's"® Milk Chocolate Candies with red and blue candies separated out | | | WHAT TO DO: | 1.. Place white chocolate chips and margarine in a microwave-safe bowl. | 2.. Heat at medium power for about 1 minute. | Do not allow chocolate to burn. | 3.. Stir until mixture is smooth; combine with cereal and "M&M's"® Crispy Chocolate Candies. | 4.. Drop onto wax paper lined sheet pan to set. |

Subject: Living Bible
Subject: Living Bible Now this is the Living Bible: His name is Bill. He has wild hair, wears a T-shirt with holes in it, jeans, and no shoes. This was literally his wardrobe for his entire four years of college. He is brilliant. Kind of profound and very, very bright. He became a Christian while attending college. Across the street from the campus is a well-dressed, very conservative church. They want to develop a ministry to the students but are not sure how to go about it. One day Bill decides to go there. He walks in with no shoes, jeans, his T-shirt, and wild hair. The service has already started and so Bill starts down the aisle looking for a seat. The church is completely packed and he can't find a seat. By now, people are really looking a bit uncomfortable, but no one says anything. Bill gets closer and closer and closer to the pulpit, and when he realizes there are no seats

Subject: Got Into A Fight This Morning...
I rear-ended a car this morning. So there we are alongside the road and slowly the driver gets out of the car. . . and you know how you just-get-sooo-stressed and life-stuff seems to get funny? Yeah, well, I could NOT believe it... He was a DWARF! He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, "I AM NOT HAPPY!!" So, I look down at him and say, "Well, which one are you then?" . . . and that's when the fight started . . .

Subject: Divorce
A married couple is driving along a highway doing a steady 60 miles per hour. The wife is behind the wheel. Her husband suddenly looks across at her and speaks in a clear voice. "I know we've been married for twenty years, but I want a divorce." The wife says nothing, Keeps looking at the road ahead but slowly increases her speed to 65 mph. The husband speaks again. "I don't want you to try and talk me out of it," He says, "because I've been having an affair with your best friend, And she's a far bet ter lover than you are." Again the wife stays quiet, But grips the steering wheel more tightly and slowly increases the speed to 75 He pushes his luck. "I want the house," he says insistently.. Up to 80 "I want the car, too," he continues. 85 mph. "And," he says, "I'll have the bank accounts, all the credit cards and the boat!" The car slowly starts veering towards a massive concrete bridge. This makes him nervous, so he asks her, "Isn't th

Subject: Work Vs Prison
Just in case you ever get these two environments mixed up, this should make things a little bit clearer. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- @ PRISON @ WORK You spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell You spend the majority of your time in an 8X8 cubicle You get three meals a day fully paid for You get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it You get time off for good behavior You get more work for good behavior The guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you You must often carry a security card and open all the doors for yourself You can watch TV and play games You could get fired for watching TV and playing games You get your own toilet You have to share the toilet with some people who pee on the seat They allow your family and friends to visit You aren't even supposed to speak to your family All expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required You get to pay all your expenses to go to wor

Subject: Kids Hang On To Your Side On This One..lmao
LIFE AFTER DEATH : "DO YOU BELIEVE IN LIFE AFTER DEATH?" THE BOSS ASKED ONE OF HIS EMPLOYEES. "YES, SIR," THE NEW EMPLOYEE REPLIED. "WELL, THEN, THAT MAKES EVERYTHING JUST FINE," THE BOSS WENT ON. "AFTER YOU LEFT EARLY YESTERDAY TO GO TO YOUR GRANDMOTHER'S FUNERAL, SHE STOPPED IN TO SEE YOU! PALM SUNDAY: IT WAS PALM SUNDAY AND, BECAUSE OF A SORE THROAT, FIVE-YEAR-OLD JOHNNY STAYED HOME FROM CHURCH WITH A SITTER. WHEN THE FAMILY RETURNED HOME, THEY WERE CARRYING SEVERAL PALM BRANCHES. THE BOY ASKED WHAT THEY WERE FOR. "PEOPLE HELD THEM OVER JESUS' HEAD AS HE WALKED BY." "WOULDN'T YOU KNOW IT," THE BOY FUMED, "THE ONE SUNDAY I DON'T GO, HE SHOWS UP!" CHILDREN'S SERMON: ONE EASTER SUNDAY MORNING AS THE MINISTER WAS PREACHING THE CHILDREN'S SERMON, HE REACHED INTO HIS BAG OF PROPS AND PULLED OUT AN EGG. HE POINTED AT THE EGG AND ASKED THE CHILDREN, "WHAT'S IN HERE?" "I KNOW!" A LITTLE BOY EXCLAIMED. "PANTYHOSE!! " SUPPORT A FAMILY : THE PRO

Subject: School 1967 Vs. 2007
Scenario: Jack goes quail hunting before school, pulls into school parking lot with shotgun in gun rack. 1967 - Vice principal comes over to look at Jack's shotgun. He goes to his car and gets his shotgun to show Jack. 2007 - School goes into lock down, and FBI is called. Jack is hauled off to jail and never sees his truck or gun again. Counselors called in for traumatized students and teachers. Scenario: Johnny and Mark get into a fistfight after school. 1967 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up best friends. Nobody goes to jail; nobody is arrested; nobody is expelled. 2007 - Police called. SWAT team arrives. Johnny and Mark are arrested and charged with assault. Both are expelled even though Johnny started it. Scenario: Jeffrey won't be still in class, disrupts other students. 1967 - Jeffrey sent to office and given a good paddling by the principal. He returns to class, sits still, and does not disrupt class again. 2007 - Jeffrey is diagn

Subject: 'a Lesson In Life --'
A Must Read !!Life isn't about how to survive the storm, but how to dance in the rainIt was a busy morning, about 8:30, when an elderly gentleman in his 80s, arrived to have stitches removed from his thumb. He said he was in a hurry as he had an appointment at 9:00 am.I took his vital signs and had him take a seat, knowing it would be over an hour before someone would to able to see him. I saw him looking at his watch and decided, since I was not busy with another patient, I would evaluate his wound.I talked to one of the doctors, got the needed supplies to remove his sutures and redress his wound.While taking care of his wound, I asked him if he had another doctor's appointment this morning, as he was in such a hurry. The gentleman told me no, that he needed to go to the nursing home to eat breakfast with his wife.I inquired as to her health. He told me that she had been there for a while and that she was a victim of Alzheimer's Disease. As we talked , I asked if she would be upset if

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Breathing fast, moving slow Your steps mustn't be heard Cold sweat, crouching low You cannot say a word Take a step and watch your back The others do the same Trust your training, do it right They'll never know your name Locked and loaded, taking aim Prepared to do your job Not for glory, nor for fame But more than just a job

Subject: Amen !!
Subject: AMEN !! While watching a little TV on Sunday instead of going to church, I watched a Church in Atlanta honoring one of its senior pastors who had been retired many years. He was 92 at that time and I wondered why the Church even bothered to ask the old gentleman to preach at that age. After a warm welcome, introduction of this speaker, and as the applause quieted down he rose from his high back chair and walked slowly, with great effort and a sliding gate to the podium. Without a note or written paper of any kind he placed both hands on the pulpit to steady himself and then quietly and slowly he began to speak.... "When I was asked to come here today and talk to you, your pastor asked me to tell you what was the greatest lesson ever learned in my 50 odd years of preaching. I thought about it for a few days and boiled it down to just one thing that made the most difference in my life and sustained me through all my trials. The

Subject: Tiffany's - Funny
>A lady walks into Tiffany's. She browses around, spots a beautiful diamond >bracelet and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to look more >closely she inadvertently breaks wind. Very embarrassed, she looks around >nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident and prays that >a sales person doesn't pop up right now. As she turns around, her worst >nightmare materialises in the form of a salesman standing right behind >her. Cool as a cucumber and displaying complete professionalism, the >salesman greets the lady with, ''Good day, Madam. How may we help you >today?' Very uncomfortably, but hoping that the salesman may just not >have been there at the time of her little 'accident', she asks, ''Sir, >what is the price of this lovely bracelet?' He answers, 'Madam, if you >farted just looking at it, you're going to shit when I tell you the price.' >

Subject: Life's Rules
>> Subject: Life's Rules >> >> >> 1. There are two sides to every divorce: Yours and Shithead's. >> 2. The closest I ever got to a 4.0 in college was my blood alcohol >> content. >> 3. I live in my own little world but it's OK, everyone knows me here. >> 4. I saw a rather large woman wearing a sweatshirt with 'Guess' onit. I >> said, "Thyroid problem?" >> 5. I don't do drugs 'cause I find I get the same effect just bystanding >> up really fast. >> 6. A sign In a Chinese Pet Store: "Buy one dog, get one flea." >> 7. Money can't buy happiness but it sure makes misery easier to livewith. >> 8. I got a sweater for Christmas. I really wanted a screamer or a moaner. >> 9. If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the"terminal"? >> 10. I don't approve of political jokes. I've seen too many of them get >> elected. >> 11. The most precious thing we have is life, yet it has absolutely >> no trade-in value. >> 12. If life deals you lemons, make lemonade. If life dea

Subject? Idea? Help?
Some of you may have noticed in my blogs i am working on a book. With a new MuMM i just did, i asked if beyond my poetry if i should include more things. The overall responce was add it all. So What i would like is some help from those who read my blogs. I would also like to ask you to pass this blog on and ask them to respond to it as well. What i need is some ideas for Subject matter, or just ideas of things to write about. I may not use your ideas directly but they may help me to spawn new ideas to write on. So please comment and give me some kind of idea of what to write about, or make some kinda statement that might breed a thought for me. Recently i wrote a blog based off a MuMM and it spawned a idea that i ran with. I love my poetry and i have at this time my greatest inspiration from one person ever. However writing outside poetry, about my random thoughts on things, well that is a diffrent story, it takes outside influences for me to write about that kind of subject.

Subject: What Are You Doing At 9:00pm?
Subject: What are you doing at 9:00pm? (I don't know about the Churchill claim, but it's a great idea. Let's not forget our family and friends fighting in the Middle East!) ONE MINUTE EACH NIGHT In WWII, there was an advisor to Churchill who organized a group of people who dropped what they were doing every night at a prescribed hour for one minute to collectively pray for the safety of England , its people and peace. This had an amazing effect as bombing stopped. There is now a group of people organizing the same thing here in America . If you would like to participate: each evening at 9:00 PM Eastern Time (8:00 PM Central, 7:00 PM Mountain, 6:00 PM Pacific), stop whatever you are doing and spend one minute praying for the safety of the United States, our troops, our citizens and for peace in the world. If you know anyone who would like to participate, please pass this along. Someone said if people really understood the full ex

Subject: A Dad's Story
Dad's Story On July 22nd I was in route to Washington , DC for a business trip. It was all so very ordinary, until we landed in Denver for a plane change. As I collected my belongings from the overhead bin, an announcement was& nbsp;made for Mr. Lloyd Glenn to see the United Customer Service Representative immediately. I thought nothing of it until I reached the door to leave the plane and I heard a gentleman asking every male if he were Mr. Glenn. At this point I knew something was wrong and my heart sunk. When I got off the plane a solemn-faced young man came toward me and said, 'Mr. Glenn, there is an emergency at your home. I do not know what the emergency is, or who is involved, but I will take you to the phone so you can call the hospital.' My heart was now pounding, but the will to be calm took over. Woodenly, I followed this stranger to the distant telephone where I called the number he gave me for the

Subject: Ladies.. Must Read. A Rapists New Trick.. No Joke
This was sent to me in an email....I shudder to think someone would actually use this ploy... RAPISTS TRICK Know what money you are carrying! You will see why as you read! Be sure every lady is aware of this M.O. Share with your wife and daughters. Know what money you are carrying.. This was the first I have heard of a scheme like this..... I wanted to pass it along. Be safe! Something very serious to pay attention to. Criminals are coming up with craftier, less threatening methods of attack, so we have to be extra cautious. Read on.. I live in Alexandria , VA , but I often work in Lafayette , LA , staying with friends when I'm there. As you know from America 's Most Wanted TV program, as well as the news media, there is a serial killer in the Lafayette area. I just want to let you know about an 'incident' that happened to me a few weeks ago, and could have been deadly. At first I didn't go to the

Subject: Five Important Lessons In Life
1 - First Important Lesson - Cleaning Lady. During my second month of college, our professor gave us a pop quiz. I was a conscientious student and had breezed through the questions until I read the last one: 'What is the first name of the woman who cleans the school?' Surely this was some kind of joke. I had seen the cleaning woman several times. She was tall, dark-haired and in her 50s, but how would I know her name? I handed in my pa per, leaving the last question blank. Just before class ended, one student asked if the last question would count toward our quiz grade. 'Absolutely,' said the professor. 'In your careers, you will meet many people. All are significant. They deserve your attention and care, even if all you do is smile and say 'hello.' I've never forgotten that lesson. I also learned her name was Dorothy. 2. - Second

Subject: Life Today A Message By George Carlin:
Subject: Life today A Message by George Carlin: The paradox of our time in history is that we have taller buildings but shorter tempers, wider Freeways, but narrower viewpoints. We spend more, but have less, we buy more, but enjoy less. We have bigger houses and smaller families, more conveniences, but less time. We have more degrees but less sense, more knowledge, but less judgment, more experts, yet more problems, more medicine, but less wellness. We drink too much, smoke too much, spend too recklessly, laugh too little, drive too fast, get too angry, stay up too late, get up too tired, read too little, watch TV too much, and pray too seldom. We have multiplied our possessions, but reduced our values. We talk too much, love too seldom, and hate too often. We've learned how to make a living, but not a life. We've added years to life not life to years. We've been all the way to the moon and back, but have trouble crossing the street to meet a new nei

Subject: Fw: Big Oil & The Feds
Subject: Fw: BIG OIL & The FEDS I hope that you read the following from Bill Phillips of ConocoPhillips . Bill Phillips spent nearly 50 years in the US oil and gas industry; most of his career was with the Phillips Petroleum Company. Bill is a descendant of Frank Phillips. Frank Phillips, along with his brother Lee Eldas (L.E.) Phillips, Sr., founded the original Phillips Petroleum Company in 1917 in Bartlesville, OK. Do you remember Phillips 66 gas stations? Phillips Petroleum Company merged with Conoco, Inc. in 2002 to form the current ConocoPhillips oil company. So, when Bill talks about oil and gas issues, I tend to listen - very closely. I think that you will find Bill's thoughts and facts very revealing, very compelling and very difficult to argue with. As you prepare to cast your crucial ballots this Fall, please think long and hard about the far-reaching, cumulative effects of the US political philosophies, policies and

Subject: Installing A Husband
INSTALLING A HUSBAND > > > Dear Tech support, > > Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and > noticed a > distinct slow down in overall system performance, > particularly in the > flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly > under > Boyfriend 5.0. > > In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable > programs, > such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 and then > installed > undesirable programs such as NBA 5.0, NFL 3.0 and Golf > Clubs 4.1. > Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 > simply crashes > the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix > these problems, but > to no avail. > > What can I do? > > Signed, > Desperate > > > > DEAR DESPERATE, > > First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment > Package, while > Husband 1.0 is an operating system. > > Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to > download > Tears 6.2 and don't fo

Subject: Solution To Hijackings
I saw this and thought it was great.. Subject: Solution to Hijackings Dear Sirs; I have the solution for the prevention of hijackings, and at the same time getting our airline industry back on its feet. Since men of the Muslim religion are not allowed to look at naked women we should replace all of our female flight attendants with strippers. Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing a naked woman, and of course, everyone in this country would start flying again in hopes of seeing a naked woman. We would have no more hijackings, and the airline industry would have record sales. Now why didn't Congress think of this? Sincerely, William Jefferson Clinton

Subjectivism: Dogmatic Philosophy At It's Worst
Subjectivism-epistemological theory that all knowledge is limited to the experiences to the self. Ethics-that all moral judgments and beliefs merely reflect the attitude and feelings of an individual, or community. Subjectivism insists therefore that transcendent knowledge is impossible. Essentially there are things that can be known or are true independently of our knowing them. The method that is most famous for supposing this to be the case, e.g. that knowledge is possible is science. Science essentially can only theorize pratical applications, and can never have deductive certainty. tbcontinued.....

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Let's see, what have I done this week? Nothing too exciting. Oh...got my eye brows waxed for the first time. Didn't hurt. People kept telling me it was going to hurt and I'm like "uhh if I can handle tattoos, piercings and cuts, I can handle waxing" LOL! I'm loving how it looks. Sooo much better looking. Tomorrow is Halloween. *pouts* and I have to be at work. We're having a Halloween contest. I had no idea what to dress up as and that would be safe for work, so I'm going as a jail bird with a white wig...Oh baby... Even if I did take the day off, things wouldn't start until late at night and I gotta work the next day. Sucks.....I love Halloween too but I can't afford to take any time off right now. yup yup yup.....

Subject: A Healthy Level Of Insanity
> To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity > > > 1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With > Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer > At Passing Cars. > See If They Slow Down. > > 2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't DisguiseYour Voice. ! > > 3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries > with that. > > 4. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks . Once Everyone has Gotten > Over Their Caffeine Addictions, > Switch to Espresso. > > 5. In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write ' For Marijuana' > > 6. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get. > > 7. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face. > > 8. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'. > > 9. Sing Along At The Opera. > > 10. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party > Bec ause You have a headache . > > 11. When The Money Comes Out of The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'

Subject Heartbreak
I doubt that anyone would be interested in this. But, I do have something to say. I miss my friend. He hasn't called me for a couple of weeks and I am tired of this game. He knows what I felt. This has been on going for more than three years. We met online at Match.com. It was trouble from the start. I thought my crazy yet charming bass-plucking, keyboard druming, guitar collecting, music producing friend was more than a friend (as he kept saying continuing to restore my hopes ) but I guess not. Music and making it seems are his top priority. I asked him why he was online...he said he made a mistake. He wasn't about to give up his freedom. He loved me but wasn't in love with me. I had a big big crush on him, but from forever being left out to dry and disappointed, I decided that we're better off - stop beating myself in the head and chalk it up to a 'just friends' kinda thing. If anything he's just a buddy to smoke and jam with. End of story.

Subject?good Answer.
One word at a time to describe what it is I feel. One second at a time to realize this is not real. One feeling remains to be true through and through. I am me and there is nothing I can do for you. To the world it is I, that I, can afford. My friendship truly is your only reward. Looking to me to attempt to purchase your love? You would have better luck seeking gold from above.

Subject: New Credit Card Scam.
I have just been told about this new Credit Cards Scam so please be careful it is not a JOKE . This one is pretty slick since they provide Y O U with all the information, except the one piece they want. Note, the callers do not ask for your card number; they already have it. This information is worth reading. By understanding how the VISA & MasterCard Telephone Credit Card Scam works, you'll be better prepared to protect yourself. One of our employees was called on Wednesday from "VISA", and I was called on Thursday from "MasterCard". The scam works like this: Person calling says, "This is (name), and I'm calling from the Security and Fraud Department at VISA. My badge number is 12460. Your card has been flagged for an unusual purchase pattern, and I'm calling to verify. This would be on your VISA card which was issued by (name of bank) did you purchase an Anti-Telemarketing Device for £497.99 from a Marketing company based in London ?" When you say "No", the caller continues

Subject: Party In Alaska
Jack had been in Police work for 25 years. Finally sick of the stress, he quits his job and buys 50 acres of land in Alaska as far from humanity as possible. He sees the postman once a week and gets groceries once a month. Otherwise it's total peace and quiet. After six months or so of almost total isolation, someone knocks on his door. He opens it and a huge, bearded man is standing there. 'Name's Cliff, your neighbor from forty miles up the road. Having a Christmas party Friday night. Thought you might like to come at about 5:00...' 'Great', says Jack, 'after six months out here I'm ready to meet some local folks, Thank you.' As Cliff is leaving, he stops. 'Gotta warn you. Be some drinking'. 'Not a problem' says Jack. 'After 25 years in the business, I can drink with the best of 'em'. Again, the big man starts to leave and stops. 'More 'n' likely gonna be some fighting too.' 'Well, I get along with people, I'll be all right! I'll be there. Thanks ag

Subject:: Piranah's Label To Be Distributed By Relapse!!!!
Subject: PIRANAH'S LABEL TO BE DISTRIBUTED BY RELAPSE!!!! .. Date: Apr 2, 2009 10:16 PM Subject: PIRANAH'S LABEL TO BE DISTRIBUTED BY RELAPSE!!!! Body: HORNSHIGH TO RELAPSE!!! It's an honor to be working with these guys andthanks to them, you will now be able to get us in your fave recordstore fuck yeah!!!!!! We start recording the newbie Saturday and wewill give you one awesome cd!!!! Hope you all are doing great and we somuch love and appreciate you all this shit freakin rules!!!!!

Subject: Usrfs
Subject: USRFS I like it.... The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF) These boys will be dropped off in Afghanistan and have been given only the following facts about terrorists:1. The season opened today. 2. There is no limit. 3. They taste just like chicken. 4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus. 5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt. The Pentagon expects the problem in Afghanistan to be over by Friday. AMEN

Subject
Subject line reads, subject. I'm the subject to be considered. If I cheated you, lied to you, beat you, tried to kill you ,or in fact I have done so, please do me in. I did read, listen, and watch a whole lot of nonsense in my life. That's this life and no other. If you go back to the Mosaic Laws things were dealt with awful lot of harshness. If I committed Adultry against you please take me out and stone me because according to that law both male and female were taken out of camp and stoned to death. This stoning was started by the oldest and did not stop until both were dead. They were left out until almost sunset and then buried in a unmarked grave. Since I am the one that did the above and more, please take me out and stone me and I will go willingly. If you got nothing on me why hunt? The more you hunt the more I will remeber. The more I remember closer to the future I become. There is a passage by The Lord where He states, wow to those that seek for The Day of The Lord. Your not

Subject: A Blonde's Year In Review
January Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight. February Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels.....Helllloooo!!!.......bottles won't fit in printer!!!MarchGot really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....Box said ' 2-4 years!' April Trapped on escalator for hours ... Power went out!!!MayTried to make Kool Aid.....wrong instructions....8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!! JuneTried to go water skiing.......Couldn't find a lake with a slope. JulyLost breast stroke swimming competition....Learned later , the other swimmers cheated , they used their arms!!!AugustGot locked out of my car in rain storm......Car swamped beca

The Subject Is That I Didn't Log In And I Wrote Ablg Or A Bog Or A Blob Or Something And Now It's Gone Just Like The Beautiful And Entertainin
okay how bout some very recent adversity?It is truly difficult to say considering the actual events that read more like a Tom Robbins novel"cowgirls in the sand"and many other hyssterical novels(I didn't read the aforementioned novel,however I read a few others very funny,and Bizarre.Well my back hurts so I won't elaborate(masturbate,regurgitate,acetate,those words rhyme skip to next paragrah......Any way on Nov (th 2009 I was jumped beaten up{which was the least traumatic part of that event...then my Sony Vaio Maui sunglasses $3500.00 stratocaster ...all in all about $7000.00 worth of stuff was stolen ...needless to say I was out of business(not that it was flourishing anyway)I later noticed I was agoraphobic.I was determined to make an album regardless because well because...and not one piece of art was ever on the net for sale.excepting myself ...just to see if it worked ..I bought a few Mp3's to see if it could be done.To date I believe that not one other thing has broken through

Subject To Confirmation
. Louis, MO (Sports Network) - Ryan Kesler scored what proved to be the deciding goal midway through the second period to help lift Vancouver over St.Victor Cruz Jersey Animals have played myriad vital roles in Australias armed forces, from faithful companions to trusted guards and early warning systems. Authentic Darren Sproles Jersey . History: the bronze horse head was originally part of an Australian Light Horse memorial in Egypt. [Agencies] Now, the Australian War Memorial (AWM) has unveiled a new statue to honour them - a bronze horse head, mounted on a tear-shaped granite plinth placed in the memorials sculpture garden. You may have heard of Simpson and his donkey, the Light Horse Brigade, or even know that pigeons were used extensively to transport messages in World War I, but animals often had more than a functional role. Curator of the A is for Animals exhibition, Kate Dethridge, says animals were also important symbols and provided emotional support. Extremely important. I

Subjective Distractions
Hello interweb people's its been awhile since i have posted a blog and felt it was time to get things rolling. It's been a rough time going the past few years but it all hasnt been bad. I have truely found a musical and literary voice which i look forward to sharing with you all through lyrics/ poems i wrote feel free to leave feedback its the only way i know if anyone is out there anymore. I want to kick all this off with a song called The Pain. The Pain Tonight i feel the pain of the scars of the years gone by i hide my shame behind my lies here i am just a shell of a man caution to the wind and a gun in my hand starring at the world through bloodshot eyes cannot lift this curse no matter how i try end this world with just one shot easy to do when nothings what you got bridge/pre chorus breathing not knowing that my blood is still flowing and the truth is a lie so do i try? chorus tearing at my soul never reach my goal nothing left to gain tonig

The Subject Of Me ...a Cautionary Tale
ok...im really gonna turn this status into blog or more so a declaration of my life as i now know it...i am findin a voice on line as it is hard for me to be around people right now...reason bein...i am currently bein treated for ptsd...never thought i would say that...but i am...some know...some dont...but the more i talk the better it seems to get ...i want people to learn something from this...not for my benefit but for others ...so here it goes ...in a recent set of events i have learned that events i long kept to myself were true...not only had i long suffered physical and emotional abuse at the hands of my father...but was witness to the abuse and beatings my mother suffered...but unfortunately for me...it didnt stop there...i also was molested...i have a fantastic therapist and support group around me...mainly my mom...my aunt...and my lil sister and my other half nick...and a wonderful set of friends i am truly blessed to have...i could go into details...those are private...tha

Sublime-hung Kung Phooey
Who is this super hero? sarge? NO! Rosemary the telephone operator? No way man! Henry the mild mannered janitor? COULD BE! Hong kong phooey, number one super guy. Hong kong phooey, quicker than the human eye. Oh, hes got style, a groovy smile, a bite that just won't stop. When the going gets rough, hes super tough With the hong kong phooey chop. Hong kong phooey, number one super guy, Hong kong phooey, oh he's quicker than the human eye. hom chicky bomb chicky dong diddly dong diddly dong dong bow wow wow (pick it up pick it up pick it up) Repeat ---------------------- Numba one supa-guy.

Subliminal Ignorance Of The Psychotic Mind
Thought I could leave without a meaningless rant about nothing, but I was wrong.... I have upgraded my pc yet again (new graphics card this time)...So those of you that I know personally who like to post nudes: I can now zoom in so close I can see your pores :-D So far life is awesome. I haven't found anyone long term yet, but I have had a lot of *ahem* fun with people that I have met. Hopefully the living arrangements will settle down again, but in the meantime that part sucks. The money does NOT SUCK. Money is friggin awesome right now and I keep getting raises and bonuses which rocks!! Still taking way too many bears to put this old dog down though...I had hoped that wouldn't be a problem any longer. Off to rejoin the party! I will be online very soon though so bear with me. -Robert

Sublime...not!!!
One of my fav songs is What I've Got by Sublime,but since CT became Fubar,i discover daily what i need.I need a buzz.I need 2 c my mail and pix comments.I need a new cpu.And i need 2 thank my friends and fans 4 bein so cool and supportive.Peace...xox

Sublime And Ridiculous The First Mega Post From The Zany Clouds On Slap And Tickle. Read At Votre Perilos.
Tres belated felicitations mon cher ami and Moi hopes that the jours have been kind to tou as well as the Gods. It has been une fraught temp here but non muchas to show pour it but we did ales vous ent last night pour une Indian meal. It was tres bella and they were so pleased to see us after une long absence from there. We like to try different place each temp rather than eating at the same place each temp and this way everyone is happy and we do not get in that rut of being expected to eat in une place all the temp. They know us all over the area pour this reason and last annum when Moi was having problems following surgery and needing hot curries the word got around. Each different place we ate in they put mega amounts of chillies in everything, including in one place the rice, just so it would help Moi and this was so wonderful that they all cared enough to remember to make the meal hot pour mon persona. Still that is history and we enjoyed the meal. On the way home we c

Subliminal Advertising Messages Are Routinely Written Into Blogs
I Coken't believe people would think corporations would stoop so low. Pepsi it's our lack of faith in big business? I think most bloggers would never allow a company to Target their blog with such practices. Of Coors I could be wrong. Ford many years now companies have been trying to find a way to reach consumers Direct, T.V. doesn't always work. Maybe somewhere on the Verizon there will be a blogger who tries to make money off of big business, but for now we say "no" and let the Lay's chips fall where they may.

Sublime-40 Oz. To Freedom
is one o the best god damn albums. AND! i just got a copy of the original. that is, before the signing to MCA. its got 1 extra track on it. a secret extra track that comes on after a tune. and little sound bites that had to be taken of the major label version. its rad. and ive wanted it for a REAL long time. that is all. I SAID FUCK YOU FOR JUDGING ME!! *shakes fist*

Sublime-i've Seen Better Days
In my shoes my toes are busted, My kitchen says my bread is molded, I got a good job at the dollar store, One foot in the hole, one foot gettin' deeper, with a broken mirror and a blown out speaker And I ain't got much else to lose. I'm faded, flat busted; I've been jaded I've been dusted. I know that I've seen better days. One foot in the hole, one foot gettin' deeper, Crank it to eleven, blow another speaker and I ain't got, I ain't got much to loose 'Cause I've seen better days I've been star of many plays I've seen better days and the bottom drops out. I've seen better days I've been star of many plays I've seen better days and the bottom drops out. Now My cup's filled up with five buck wine I find myself here all the time Another rip in the glass another chip in my tooth Rained on I've been stained on Found another goat I tried to put the blame on And now I'm steppin on all the cracks So I guess there ain't no use 'Cause I'

Subliminal Messages
Subliminal Messages Alive and Well.. The debate over subliminal messages has been alive and well for more than forty years, and both sides of the issue have been explored in their entirety. Do subliminal messages exist, or are they just a figment of one's imagination? If they do exist, do they work, or are the advertisers just wasting valuable time when they could be devising ways to better serve their potential customers, ethically? These are some of the more popular questions being asked about subliminal messages. I'll let you be the judge. The first known experiment with subliminal projection occurred in 1956, when a special projector was installed in a Fort Lee, New Jersey movie theater by a New York City firm, Subliminal Projection Co., Inc. During a six-week period, patrons reportedly were exposed to two advertising messages projected subliminally on the screen during the regular presentation of the motion picture "Picnic." The words "Drink Coca-Cola" and "Hungary? Eat Po

Sublunary Amity
Sublunary Amity by Me Winter days has come as my life is anew Thought it was real and warm The day I met you Time came and gone with whispers in the wind It was real with Laughter and smiles Without committing a sin Distance from the sun and stars Were my thoughts and dreams wishing it was ours

Subliminal Pleasure
Subliminal Pleasure by LateNiteFantasy© Subliminal… Erotic images spreading like vapor through my mind, Wanting to manifest themselves into material reality. Sensual scenes of you played over and over again, Seemingly without pause… almost tangible. Vivid explicit episodes run wild through my imagination, Making my body ache for the tender caresses and the passionate kisses. Beads of sweat now glaze my skin, As I toss and turn with the meshing of our bodies, Our organs swollen and flushed from the pleasure that abounds. Seeing, hearing, touching, smelling, tasting…. Our senses heighten with every stroke, Bodies sensitive to the slightest passing breezes, Captivated and totally entrapped by the passion of the experience. Guided by each other, inhibitions cast by the wayside, As we savor the sweet ecstasy. Now, I have to, I will feel you… In real-time.

Sub Lil Slavegrrl's Auction Details
THE AUCTION IS OPEN, COME AND BID ON SOME OF THE BEST FUBAR HAS TO OFFER. The auction will run until the 27th of July Sunday. Great people, great offers just waiting for bids from you. Come now, come often, and keep the bids going. These are some of the finest friends you could possibly have, and they are offerring some super deals. .

Subliminal
He is every shard of glass In this shattered world of mine Lost in the breath of the Devil sublime Sings in the agony of the past Dissolving the days in his own Choking pride He is the only one who makes me Weep He is the nevermore of forever A momentary breath in the fog of death He is my life spread across time A ghost that no one else sees In my own unrequited duet Dying inside He is the only one who makes me Sing And torn into the pieces of his memory He is the shadows of my night All the righteous in this world of mine Defiant against the blank faces Untouchable sublime He is the voice in my emptiness Blistering my flesh He is the only one who makes me Die He is every shard of glass In this shattered world of mine Lost in the depths of his Eyes sublime Dancing in the agony of the past Dressed in my tears in his own Wondrous smile He is the only one who makes me Live Eve 2008 dedicated,

Sublime--one Of My Fav Words
Ancient philosophy The first known study of the sublime is ascribed to Longinus: Peri Hupsous/Hypsous or On the Sublime. This is thought to have been written in the 1st century AD though its origin and authorship is uncertain. For Longinus, the sublime is an adjective that describes great, elevated, or lofty thought or language, particularly in the context of rhetoric. As such, the sublime inspires awe and veneration, with greater persuasive powers. Longinus' treatise is also notable for referencing not just Greek writers such as Homer but also biblical sources such as Genesis. This treatise was rediscovered in the sixteenth century, and its subsequent impact on aesthetics is usually attributed to its translation into French by Nicolas Boileau-Despréaux in 1674. Later the treatise was translated into English by John Pultney in 1680, Leonard Welsted in 1712, and William Smith in 1739 whose translation had its fifth edition in 1800. [edit] Eighteenth century [edit] British philos

Subliminal Thoughts Of Epic Proportions.
And you wonder why i closet myself from humanity.To realize something.To open up my eyes and realize that i am an endless target of getting hurt.That the only certain people that actually "matter" are so self centered and full of shit that they are oblivious to the everythings that are going on around them.That people let others lie to them repeatedly so they can hopefully learn to trust only themselves.That people take the internet way to fucking seriously and the only thing that fucking matters is the people you know in real life, or are going to make an attemption to get to know in real life, and not the ones that live in fucking canada... united kingdom.... mexico... whatever.Oh, and that people are not the clothes they wear.The music they listen toThe movies they watchThe color of their hairThe tone in their voiceThe cigarettes they smokeThe herb they growThe beer they drinkThe church they go toThe religion they CLAIM to believeThey are not the leftThe rightThe upThe downThe diagn

Subless Domme
The crop, discarded, regards her scornfully. Chains, rattling, hang limp and useless. A whip, not yet broken in, awaits a firm hand. All are empty in her eyes. A subless Domme cries shallow tears. Her breasts ache for attention, no slave to fawn over them, needing to bring pink nipples to full and hardened bud. Boot laced legs so cold. No one to kneel before them, lay their precious lips against them. No warm hands to massage awaiting flesh. Warm feelings stirring between shaven lips. Passion growing a needing so strong. An aching in the impassioned bud that lays hidden in the folds. The whip cracks. The crop swings. The chains reach out. But nothing releases the burning. No one to give will to her completely, to serve in delivering her into ecstasy. She suffers in silent strength, too bold to show her tears she chokes them down. Her skin quivers with the touch of the air's carresses. An unclaimed collar in her hand she moves between her legs, slidin

Subliminal Body Language
What does dancing tell us? Of course it depends on the music, and the dancers interpretation. Dancing is body language amplified. If the body is completely covered as with a choir robe, then the conversation is muffled. Then the only thing you can tell from the person's motion is that they are enjoying themselves, or just enjoying the beat of the music. Am I getting to a point? Just like when a person speaks words, those words can be lies, also your body language can lie. Just as when someone chooses to say nothing, they are keeping a secret; When a person chooses to cover they're body, they are keeping a secret, and they don't even realize it. Next, just as some people think and communicate in a shallow manner, the average person interprets body language in a shallow manner AND in IQ terms at less than 60. Don't get me wrong. I'm not calling anybody ignorant. However, when it comes to body language, most people are illiterate. Men especially, but also women see "sexy". We know that

Sub Life
A sub must have the strength to bow to her master the Tanacity to obey his ever command A sub must have the heart to stand by his side To be who ever he wishes her to be Be it his Bitch, His slut, His Lover, His girlfriend and even his wife If it pleases him A sub must not fight her master If she does She must have the strength to accept his punishment Knowing in her heart it is not out of anger but out of love

Submissive
In human sexual behavior, a submissive is one who enjoys having any of a variety of BDSM practices performed upon them by a "Dominant"; or one who holds a submissive position within a relationship based upon dominance and submission (Ds or D/s). This enjoyment can spring from a simple desire for submission or an enjoyment of the interplay of wills involved in such a scenario. A submissive is also referred to as a 'sub', where the dominant in a D/s relationship is the 'Dom.' The main difference between a submissive and a bottom is that the submissive ostensibly does not give instructions, although s/he does set limits on what the Dominant can do. There are also indications that submissives substantially outnumber Dominants[citation needed], in both males and females. Professional Dominants provide stimulatory services (which may or may not include sex) for those unable to find a compatible partner for this activity. In many BDSM communities, there is a distinction between a sub

A Submissive's View On Humiliation
What is it that makes humiliation such a hot activity for me? I've thought about it for a long time and have found that it's very difficult to explain. Why do I like it when my dominant calls me his whore or his slut? Or on the nights that I am ordered to sleep on the floor, bound to the bed; why do I look forward to bedtime? It's because of the positive effects that result from it. Verbal humiliation. Name calling, derogatory tone of voice, goading. Those things affect my sexuality. When I'm called dirty names I'm really accepting permission to enjoy sex to the fullest. It's when the slut in me gets to come out to play and enjoy the wet and messy and dirty fun aspects of sex. A whore? You bet. I'll be a whore, a personal whore. I'll pleasure you because it pleasures me. Yes I'm a whore and a slut. Those parts of me only get shown to a select few, but they are there and they like to come to play. It's hard for me to show that side of myself, sometimes I need to be goaded or pus

Submission
I kneel, supplicant before you my will offered up in quiet acquiescence awaiting your approval or reproach the fine line between pleasure and pain becomes ever sweeter with your control with every touch, kiss, word smoldering embers are kindled tormenting desires awakened I quiver captured by heat and hunger bend me to your will My Lord show me what you most desire my purpose but to serve through your dominion I find myself You, the Master of many my only

A Submissive's Bill Of Rights
You have the right to be treated with respect. Not only do you have the right, you have the right to demand it. being submissive does not make you a doormat or less of a person than anyone else. The word "submissive" describes your nature and in no way diminishes you as a human being. You have the right to respect yourself as well. You have the right to be proud of what you are. Being a submissive is nothing that should ever bring you shame or feelings of reproach. Your submissive nature is a gift and should always be a source of pride and happiness. You have the right to feel safe. Being a submissive should not make you feel afraid, insecure or threatened. Submission is not about living on the edge or flirting with fear. In any situation you should feel safe or there can never be true surrender. You have the right to your emotions and feelings. Your emotions and feelings come from you and they are just as valid as anyone else's. You have a right to them. Those feelings, whet

The Submissives Rights
The Submissives Rights i have the right to set limits, and expect them to be respected. i have the right to trust, providing I have earned it. i have the right to expect You to believe I am an intelligent, caring and loyal person. i have the right to ask for Your attention,without having to misbehave to get it. i have the right to expect You to administer Your punishment on me with care and caution. i have the right to question your motives,should You deny my requests, as long as I do so with the proper respect. i have the right to speak up if I feel O/our relationship is not giving me what I need. i have the right to tell You what I need in a respectful manner. i have the right to expect You to understand my reasons for doing so, and the right to expect You to listen with an open mind and heart. i have the right to walk away from our relationship if W/we cannot come to a common ground on these issues. i have the right to expect tenderness, love and understanding after a s

Submission
This wasnt written by me but thought it held some very good information in it ......... Some Thoughts About Submission by jade What is submission? Submission is a word that we hear tossed around pretty often lately but I often wonder if most people really understand what it means. Being a "submissive" has become very popular in the D/s, BDSM fad that is sweeping the chat rooms and websites. There's even a fashion and cultural trend based on some of the facets of the BDSM lifestyle. You can find collars and leather fetish items being worn by the rich and famous or you can have dinner in one of New York's newest, trendy restaurants that features all the trappings of the lifestyle dungeon, complete with submissive waiters and waitresses. All of these things are interesting and amusing but they are not a true picture of what it's all about. Submission isn't a fad or a role playing game that we see so often online and at clubs, and you aren't a submissive because you like to be t

Submissive Needs
This is a posted conversation from another website, I found the advice and support to be very good and wanted to share it with my sister subs for future ref... quote: ORIGINAL: Imsosly4u it has been almost a year and i've yet to see my Master face to face. when i have talked to Him about this, He says that i have to earn it, okay, i have completed every task and am still waiting. How long is to long? i never was seeking an internet Dom, and that was not supposed to be how would be. I scanned through the other replies... I waited a long time to meet my former dominant, longer than a year. He was not married, but it did not work out anyways, he was not just economically able to go there, and it ended up with me hurt even though we managed to take it into the real world. My thoughts echo some others here, and knowing what I went through in my situation I would guess that perhaps you are very attached. I would tell him that I no longer considered him my maste

Submissive Vs Slave
SUBMISSIVE vs SLAVE This distinction appears muddled, misunderstood and generalized by a great number of the people that I converse with. First I would like to make a point. Language at it's best shifts from area to area. Within this one continent we have many variations or dialects of usage. This can be seen in terms like sweeper meaning vacuum cleaner etc. So, many words used within a community can mean different things to different people based on the 'age' of the person, their background and the common usage of the area they live in. The submissive is a volunteer. The slave is not a volunteer. This is the core and substantial difference between the two terms. Within the BDSM community this can be interpreted in this way. The submissive individual may be lightly, moderately or heavily submissive. The submissive has a desire to submit to the direction of another person which in this community we call the Dominant or Top. Their submission may be quite limited in range, for

Submission
S - simple - although it has become a lifestyle considered difficult and determined outdated, it is as old as time itself. We were created to serve and in turn be served. In my humble opinion. U - unity - those committed to a D/s lifestyle share a deeper togetherness. A bond that is unique to them. B – boundless - the respect generated by one is reciprocated by the other. Creating a circle-with no beginning and no ending. True submission involves no outward bonds. They are deep inside, seen by no one but felt by those important. M - Master-to some, this title is taken lightly, misused and even abused. A True Master, although rare, is a person that has earned utmost respect. They are as individual and unique as submissives...this proving that there is someone for each of us. I – intense - feelings, emotions and simple words are felt in places so much deeper. A single word whispered can lift your spirits soaring, your heart racing...A look, can drop you to your knees-a pain searing t

Submission
S eeks a constant knowledge, but from one master, with many sources. U niform no, a collar would be her identity. B eauty without words spoken felt only in touch. M aster owns me. I magination unleashed to bring out your desires that only your master knew you had. S erving her master is a gratifying gesture. S olitude in knowing who you are. I nsight to the masters mind gives her strength to accomplish her daily goals and life long strength. O wned for all of life. N ever uncertain of your place, your safety or security.

Submissions Wanted For Bryant Mcgill's American Review Literary Journal
Without question, millions of Americans have grown disillusioned and dissatisfied with the state of our complex society. Sour faces, bitter complaints, dividing debates, and frustrated hopes have become commonplace in the streets, towns, and media outlets across this Nation. But underneath the anger, confusion, and pain, undeterred individuals continue to press on, strive for their dreams, and perform courageous deeds every day. It is in this gleaming center of faith that the The American Review Literary Journal will focus. The purpose of the journal is to redefine America from the eyes of its extraordinary citizens, to reach into the heart of individuals and expose their self worth. Creator Bryant McGill speaks of Tomorrow's Promise as an opportunity to turn the corner in recovery and change, to help provide future generations a sense of hope, confidence, and fulfillment. (Please visit www.ARLJ.com to review his complete mission statement for the project.) We all come from diffe

Submissive Bdsm Play Partner Check List
SSC/RACK - first and foremost - be safe, have fun! This questionnaire should be filled out by a sub and provided to their Dom/Top before playing with them. This will provide a quick "head-start" to identifying limits, negotiating and finding common ground for play. It is not a complete list - just a starting point and can be altered pending individual preferences. For each item, you need to provide two answers: First write YES or NO next to each item to indicate if you have ever DONE that activity. Next, indicate for each item how you FEEL about that activity by rating it on a scale of NO or 0 to 5. NO means you will NOT do that item under any circumstances (a hard limit). 0 (zero) indicates you have utterly no desire to do that activity and don't like doing it (in fact, may loath it) and would ordinarily object to doing it, but you would be willing to do it to please the Dominant if it they really wanted it. (sometimes called a "soft limit"). 1 means you don't want

A Submissive
Ten Rulesfor a successful submissive 1. Submit your orgasms to your Master/Mistress, and the control of them. 2. In the hopes of pleasing your Dom/Domme, anticipation and suspense can build immeasurably with the sensory deprivation of a blindfold or closed/ lowered eyes. 3. The combination of stimulation, frustration and self control are excellent ways of showing your devotion and willingness to stretch limits. 4. It is never wise to 'test' your Master/Mistress. Always discuss and negotiate limits, well in advance . 5. Physical pain alone cannot satisfy a submissive. A masochist, yes. 6. The more gradual the buildup the more intense the arousal, then higher levels can be achieved. 7. The more complete your submission to your Dom/Domme, the less pain/discipline will be required. 8. All punishment is a balance between intensity and duration. Do not be afraid to use your safeword. 9. Devotion increases with time. Adoration, respect and an understanding of what i

A Submissive's Promise
My Pledge to You, my Master I kneel before you ,my eyes cast down, my head bowed in Respect, my hands upon my thighs, their palms upturned in offering of my submission...My back arches lifting my breasts, my thighs part exposing myself to you my body totally accessible to you.. my heart trusting that you will not bring it pain. .my soul seeking to soar to heights unimaginable... My mind open to communication, to be taught, guided and directed by you. I lift my voice and ask permission to speak. My pledge to you my Master, from everlasting into everlasting, these things to you I vow... to follow you beyond the sunset to kneel beside you through all times and to ever rise anew from the lessons of all our yesterdays. Our House will be a House of Joy where all may seek refuge and share in our love Our House will never be haunted by the ghosts of you and I For what I call Love... You will call service and I will love you, my Master and I know that you will cherish the "gift" I offer.

Submissive Owner's Manual
~ I need to feel safe. Before I can begin to open my submissive nature to You I need to feel safe and have reason to trust You. To let down my walls and give You control of my will may take time and testing before I feel safe enough to permit either of us to go beyond the initial stages of our relationship. Even after I've given myself to You fully, I need to be reminded I am safe with You. I may like to feel the thrill and excitement of fear and the unknown, but I need to be sure no matter how You stimulate those emotions during an intense scene or situation, I will remain safe in Your care. ~ I need to know You accept me for all I am. I will be many things to You as our relationship grows and I need to know You accept me as a person during each transition along the way. I need to know You accept me as a friend, lover, companion, and Your submissive but also accept me as parent, child, employee, community member or other roles I fill in my obligations to family or society. ~ I nee

Submissive's Creed
Submissive's Creed Author Unknown I will communicate with complete honesty my needs, desires, limits, and experience. I realize that failing to do so will not only prevent my Top and I from from having the best experience possible, but can also lead to physical and emotional harm. I will not try to manipulate my Top. I will not push to make a scene go the way I feel it should. In other words, I will not top from the bottom. I will keep an open mind about trying things that I am not comfortable with and expanding my limits. I will continue to grow as a submissive and as a human being. I will accept the responsibility of discovering what pleases my Top, and will do my best to fufill his wishes and desires. I will not allow myself to be harmed or abused. I know that submissive does not equal doormat. I will be courteous and helpful to my fellow submissives. I will share my knowledge and experience with others in the hope that they will learn and benefit f

The Submissive's Prayer
Unknown Allow me the strength to answer questions I can't fathom. Allow me the spirit to know his needs. Allow me the kindness to choke back retorts. Allow me the serenity to serve Him in peace. Allow me the love to show Him myself. Allow me the tenderness to comfort Him. Allow me the light to show us the way. Allow me the wisdom to be an asset to Him. Let me be able to show Him each day my love of my service to Him. Let me open myself up to completely belong to Him. Let my eyes show Him the same respect, rather I sit at his side, or kneel at his feet. Let me accept my punishment with the grace of a woman. Let me learn to please Him, beyond myself. Grant me the power to give myself to Him completely. Give me the strength to please us both. Permit me to love myself, in loving Him. Allow me the peace of serving Him. For it is my greatest wish, my highest power To make his life complete,as he makes mine.

Submerged In Tears
my heart grows weary thinking of you and making a theory my heart, being weary so has my life, it's so dreary for my heart's own desire it wants nothing more just security, sincerity,sanctuary i admire the way it used to be having you there, here with me i had you to myself before the world came and took you leaving me in agony missing you has now become a hobby it's whati do best it's part of my life even in rest, i am submerged in tears.

Submissives Rights
I have the right... ...to set limits, and expect them to be respected. ...to adjust these limits at any time, with notice to you. ...to expect you to push them, to force me to create new limits & boundaries. ...to expect you to be concerned about time we spend apart, but I expect you to understand that I am a person, separate from you, and thusly having problems and situations in my life that I will not need your help with. ...I have the right to expect you will respect me for my independence and not criticize me for it. ...to ask you for help, should I need it. ...to be trusted, providing I have earned it. ...to expect you to believe I am an intelligent, caring and loyal person. ...to ask things of you, and have you listen to my requests. ...to ask for your attention, without having to misbehave to get it. ...to ask you to contribute as much to this relationship as I do. As long as my requests are submitted respectfully, I expect you to consider the

The Submissive's Prayer
The Submissive's Prayer Allow me the strength to answer questions I can't fathom. Allow me the spirit to know his needs. Allow me the kindness to choke back retorts. Allow me the serenity to serve Him in peace. Allow me the love to show Him myself. Allow me the tenderness to comfort Him. Allow me the light to show us the way. Allow me the wisdom to be an asset to Him. Let me be able to show Him each day my love of my service to Him. Let me open myself up to completely belong to Him. Let my eyes show Him the same respect, rather I sit at his side, or kneel at his feet. Let me accept my punishment with the grace of a woman. Let me learn to please Him, beyond myself. Grant me the power to give myself to Him completely. Give me the strength to please us both. Permit me to love myself, in loving Him. Allow me the peace of serving Him. For it is my greatest wish, my highest power To make his life complete,as he makes mine.

Submissive Creed ~ Thanks Kinky Tink
I will communicate with complete honesty my needs, desires, limits, and experience. I realize that failing to do so will not only prevent my Top and I from from having the best experience possible, but can also lead to physical and emotional harm. I will not try to manipulate my Top. I will not push to make a scene go the way I feel it should. In other words, I will not top from the bottom. I will keep an open mind about trying things that I am not comfortable with and expanding my limits. I will continue to grow as a submissive and as a human being. I will accept the responsibility of discovering what pleases my Top, and will do my best to fufill his wishes and desires. I will not allow myself to be harmed or abused. I know that submissive does not equal doormat. I will be courteous and helpful to my fellow submissives. I will share my knowledge and experience with others in the hope that they will learn and benefit from where I have been. I will take the time to he

~~~~~ Submit ~~~~~
We rest in stillness Our body's blend My hand waves slowly down your silky smooth skin My hot cupped hand rests atop your pelvis 'Stay, till you say let go', you ask Soon, this contact turns to fire A sudden, roar of heat grounds you You submit again To silent heights

Submission
To Submit: ...to overcome resistance to direction and yield one(self) to the will of another Submission is an action of personal strength. To overcome internal resistance the submissive must control their desire or need to maintain personal control in the creation and delivery of all personal decisions. They must overcome the need to express or deliver their personal judgment as the basis for creating, directing and taking self action. They must overcome their desire to ACT defensively through CHALLENGE and directed conflict when exposed to the direction of another. As part of this process they must also submerge their ego to allow them to follow or accept direction from another without fear of loss of face, status or worth. To yield is to 'reward' through the offering of the inner self to the direction or will of another. This 'gift' is the non-resistance or need of conflict TO direction and external control. Resistance is usually based on FEAR of loss. That loss may be the

Submissive Frenzies
Submissive Frenzies are a state or condition that many if not all submissives will experience at one time or another. Many aspects of BDSM are similar to addictions in how they play out in the mind. From that perspective the Frenzies can be considered to be the 'withdrawal' stage. The peculiar thing about this is that a submissive need not ever have engaged in a real life D/s BDSM experience to actually go into this state of need. Generally the very first experience a submissive will have will be prior to ever engaging in a real life D/s event. Many submissives can chronicle a 'longing' or unspecified 'need' which may have begun when they were quite little. This sensation was always present though generally unacknowledged or openly reviewed. In many cases the submissive was not able to identify the source of this sensation. It simply made them restless and on occasion subject to frustrated outbursts. With the 'finding' of the D/s BDSM community many submissives feel a corresponding

Submitted Story To Literotica.com
I just submitted my first story to www.literotica.com and am just now waiting to see when it will be posted by the webmaster. My ID there is MSCLEAVAGE and I posted the story in the GROUP SEX category and the title is FIRST CLASS. If you are not already a member of this site you may wish to join so you can read it as well as the other stories that are on there. I have another story in for review by my editor there and as soon as he is done reviewing it I will post that too. You can vote for the story on Literotica too... so try to do that ... I might be considered in their monthly contest if the score is high enough I guess. Thanks!!!

The Submissive's Creed
I will communicate with complete honesty my needs, desires, limits, and experience. I realize that failing to do so will not only prevent my Master/Mistress and I from having the best experience possible, but can also lead to physical and emotional harm. I will not try to manipulate my Master/Mistress. I will not push. I realize that my actions and behavious reflect upon His/Her skills as a teacher and a Dominant. I will not intentionally embarrass my Dominant. I wear the honor of being His/Her submissive. I take pride in who and what I am and will never portray myself in a negative way. I will gracefully accept in the responsibility of a scene or relationship gone bad. I will not place total blame on my Dominant if it is not warranted nor will I trash His/Her character, in front of Others just because I am angry or jealous. I realize that things may not work out as planned and shall strive to put it behind me and move on. I will keep an open mind about trying things tha

Submission
Ten Rules for a successful submissive 1. submit your orgasms to your Master/Mistress, and the control of them. 2. In the hopes of pleasing your Dom/Domme, anticipation and suspense can build immeasurably with the sensory deprivation of a blindfold or closed/ lowered eyes. 3. The combination of stimulation, frustration and self control are excellent ways of showing your devotion and willingness to stretch limits. 4. It is never wise to 'test' your Master/Mistress. Always discuss and negotiate limits, well in advance . 5. Physical pain alone cannot satisfy a submissive. A masochist, yes. 6. The more gradual the buildup the more intense the arousal, then higher levels can be achieved. 7. The more complete your submission to your Dom/Domme, the less pain/discipline will be required. 8. All punishment is a balance between intensity and duration. Do not be afraid to use your safeword. 9. Devotion increases with time. Adoration, respect and an understanding of what it is to serv

Submissive Bdsm Play Partner Check List
This questionnaire should be filled out by a Sub and provided to their Dom/Top before playing with them. This will provide a quick "head-start" to identifying limits, negotiating and finding common ground for play. For each item, you need to provide two answers: Yes, No or N/A – For each item to indicate if you have ever done the activity, not done the activity or if it does not apply to your gender. 0 – 5, or No – Next indicate how you feel about the activity using the rating scale provided below. A 'No' means that will not do the activity under any circumstances (a hard limit) 0. Indicates you have utterly no desire to do that activity and don't like doing it (in fact, may loath it) and would ordinarily object to doing it, but you would be willing to do it to please the Dominant if it they really wanted it (sometimes called a "soft limit"). 1. Means you don't want to do or like to do this activity, but wouldn't object if it was asked of you. 2. Means you are willing to

Submissive Rebound
SUBMISSIVE REBOUND Submissive Rebound is a reaction that occurs in most submissives at some point in their relationship with a Dominant. It manifests in feelings of depression, heightened anxiety and a sensation of 'distance' between the submissive and the Dominant. Submissive Rebound is often called sub-drop. Submissives often focus a high level of energy and attention on every nuance of the interaction between themselves and their Dominant. This focus can be so strong that the submissives perceptions of external reality will blur. Some submissives 'feel' that they pour themselves so deeply into a Dominant that to some extent they 'become' part of the Dominant. An extension of their presence. When that presence is withdrawn the submissive can begin to manifest strong symptoms of withdrawal. This withdrawal can be complicated by other divisive feelings and emotions. Some submissives believe that their actions, feelings and desires are 'sinful' or in direct opposition to the mo

Submissive Etiquette
Submissive Etiquette You will always refer to me as Sir. As your immersion progresses, you may wish to refer to me as Master, but I will never require that you do so. In your daily life, you are to both dress and conduct yourself in a manner you believe would be pleasing to me. You are to show kindness and consideration to others routinely. You are never to argue with me, but you are both free and encouraged to express your thoughts and feelings. It is my role to instruct you and your role to submit to my instruction. Your behavior is to always conform to your role. The Six Basic Skills of True Submission You are to review these six basic skills closely and strive to put them into practice as best as you are able. These form the bedrock of your submissive experience. 1. Honesty: Without honesty, there can be no trust. Without trust, true D/s cannot exist. You must pledge yourself to be purely honest with me in every conceivable way, as I must pledge the same to you.

S U B M I S S I O N
To hurt is to feel To feel is to scream This is what it's like In my most intimate dream Useless hands Above lie helpless Dancing legs Now stagnant Separated Spread What lay in between Is revealed Growing hotter Seeping Sultry Eyes forbidden to see Wrapped in darkness Not knowing the next move Makes it that more exciting Forced to wait In this teasing darkness With each passing moment Your left Squirming Subservient Fearing the touch Yet craving the feeling The unknown Can be so inviting Seductive Stimulating

The Submissives Creed
i will communicate with complete honesty my needs, desires, limits, and experience. i realise that failing to do so will not only prevent my Master and i from having the best experience possible, but can also lead to physical and emotional harm. i will not try to manipulate my Master. i will not push to make a scene go the way I feel it should. i will keep an open mind about trying things that I am not accustomed to or comfortable with and expanding my limits. i will continue to grow as a submissive and as a human being. i will accept the responsibility of discovering what pleases my Master, and will do my best to fulfil His wishes and desires. i will not allow myself to be harmed or abused, I know that submissive does not equal "doormat". i will be courteous and helpful to my fellow submissives, i will share my knowledge and experiences with others in the hope that they will learn from where i have been i will take the time to help those new to the scene start out on the

The Submissives Rights
i have the right to set limits, and expect them to be respected. i have the right to trust, providing I have earned it. i have the right to expect You to believe I am an intelligent, caring and loyal person. i have the right to ask for Your attention, without having to misbehave to get it. i have the right to expect You to administer Your punishment on me with care and caution. i have the right to question your motives, should You deny my requests, as long as I do so with the proper respect. i have the right to speak up if I feel O/our relationship is not giving me what I need. i have the right to tell You what I need in a respectful manner. i have the right to expect You to understand my reasons for doing so, and the right to expect You to listen with an open mind and heart. i have the right to walk away from our relationship if W/we cannot come to a common ground on these issues. i have the right to expect tenderness, love and understanding aft

A Submissive's Bill Of Rights
A submissive's Bill of Rights You have the right to be treated with respect. Not only do you have the right, you have the right to demand it. being submissive does not make you a doormat or less of a person than anyone else. The word "submissive" describes your nature and in no way diminishes you as a human being. You have the right to respect yourself as well. You have the right to be proud of what you are. Being a submissive is nothing that should ever bring you shame or feelings of reproach. Your submissive nature is a gift and should always be a source of pride and happiness. You have the right to feel safe. Being a submissive should not make you feel afraid, insecure or threatened. Submission is not about living on the edge or flirting with fear. In any situation you should feel safe or there can never be true surrender. You have the right to your emotions and feelings. Your emotions and feelings come from you and they are just as valid as anyone else's. You have a right

The Submissives Creed
I will communicate with complete honesty my needs, desires, limits, and experience. I realize that failing to do so will not only prevent my Master and I from having the best experience possible, but can also lead to physical and emotional harm. I will not try to manipulate my Master. I will not push to make a scene go the way I feel it should. I will keep an open mind about trying things that I am not accustomed to or comfortable with and expanding my limits. I will continue to grow as a submissive and as a human being. I will accept the responsibility of discovering what pleases my Master , and will do my best to fulfill His wishes and desires. I will not allow myself to be harmed or abused, I know that submissive does not equal "doormat". I will be courteous and helpful to my fellow submissives, I will share my knowledge and experiences with others in the hope that they will learn from where I have been I will take the time to help those new to the scene start

Submit Quotes
I enjoy making banners for cherrytap to place on the layouts I make, but I don't know what words to place on them. Please share your ideas. Maybe you have a favorite quote? Anything that would be cool! Submit colors too if you like and I'll make the layout.

Submission
Submission Tie me up and tie me down Lick me from head to toe and all around I am your slave giving in to you tonight Do whatever you want to me don’t worry it’s alright Make me your salve make me your toy I am only here to be bring you pure joy Blindfold me and make me beg to be touched Have your way with me oh baby what a rush Anything you want me to do Baby I’m your slave now use me like a tool On my back or on my knees I’m only here to be yours to please I give myself to you body and soul To make you happy is my only goal Make me lick you from head to toe Tell me to go fast or really slow Push me down to the bed Blindfold me, toy with my head Drip wax on my nipples and chest Don’t worry I don’t need to rest Tease me a little and get me hard Then get on top and take complete charge Ride me slow or fuck me fast Don’t worry baby I’m here to last Tonight I’m your fantasy Think you can make me scream Poetry In Motion “Mario” http://www.myspace

Submission
Submission Current mood: content Category: Romance and Relationships I kneel at your feet, eyes down, waiting.. Very gently, you touch me under my chin. I look up at your face, the love I see in your eyes set my head spinning with possibility. You pull me up to you, and hold me so closely I can feel your heart beat. I open my mouth and try to relay to you the admiration and adoration I feel, but I cannot find words that are strong enough to express the depth of my emotion. So, I simply hold you closer, and try to breathe you in. I want to inhale you, carry you inside me, feel you, taste you, experience you. Why do you shape my world, why are you in my dreams, why do I feel strange when I talk to you, as if I were naked, and you could see into the depths of my soul? Tell me, what do you see? Here is what I have wanted to give to you for a long time. In this collection of words, I live, with each line, I breathe. My heart no longer dwells in this body of mine, I am giving it

Submissive Owner's Manual
Submissive Owner's Manual I need to feel safe. Before I can begin to open my submissive nature to You I need to feel safe and have reason to trust You. To let down my walls and give You control of my will may take time and testing before I feel safe enough to permit either of us to go beyond the initial stages of our relationship. Even after I've given myself to You fully, I need to be reminded I am safe with You. I may like to feel the thrill and excitement of fear and the unknown, but I need to be sure no matter how You stimulate those emotions during an intense scene or situation, I will remain safe in Your care. I need to know You accept me for all I am. I will be many things to You as our relationship grows and I need to know You accept me as a person during each transition along the way. I need to know You accept me as a friend, lover, companion, and Your submissive but also accept me as parent, child, employee, community member or other roles I fill in my obligations to fa

Submissive Do's And Don'ts
While this page is primarily intended for guiding a submissive or a slave in their "online conduct" or "behavior", you'll find quite a few of these things can actually carry over into real life. Whether you are a slave or a submissive, you'll always be expected to show courtesy and respect to anyone that you encounter online, especially if you find yourself in the company of, or talking to a Dominant. Remember, if you embarrass yourself, you also embarrass your Dominant. The quickest way to find a novice sub is to watch for the lack of respect she shows to a Dominant in a chat room. A submissive or slave may not like a Dominant she comes across while she's chatting, but that is still no reason not to be courteous and respectful. And yes, it goes without saying, as a submissive or slave you are also due appropriate respect from anyone else you come across, incl

Submission
Submission To Submit: ...to overcome resistance to direction and yield one(self) to the will of another Submission is an action of personal strength. To overcome internal resistance the submissive must control their desire or need to maintain personal control in the creation and delivery of all personal decisions. They must overcome the need to express or deliver their personal judgment as the basis for creating, directing and taking self action. They must overcome their desire to ACT defensively through CHALLENGE and directed conflict when exposed to the direction of another. As part of this process they must also submerge their ego to allow them to follow or accept direction from another without fear of loss of face, status or worth. To yield is to 'reward' through the offering of the inner self to the direction or will of another. This 'gift' is the non-resistance or need of conflict TO direction and external control. Resistance is usually based on FEAR of loss.

Submit To You
kneeling before You awaiting Your words head bent eyes cast down strong deliberate commanding me to Your will voicing Your approval directing my gaze demure blush flowing through me heated eyes see me i submit to You needing Your discipline now You dominate me

Submissive Woman
i find pleasure, joy, and fulfillment from being submissive to my Master in a loving relationship. i am not weak or stupid. i am a strong woman, with firm views and a clear concept of what i want out of my life. i do not serve out of shame or weakness, but out of pride and strength. i will look to my loving Master for guidance and protection, for never will i be more complete than when He is with me. i know that He will protect my body, my mind, and my soul with His strength and wisdom. He is everything to me, as i am everything to Him. His touch awakens me and His thoughts free me. Only in serving Him do i find complete freedom and joy... His punishments may be harsh, but i accept them thankfully, knowing that He has my best interests always foremost in His mind. If He desires my body for pleasure, i shall joyfully give it to Him and take pleasure myself from knowing that i have brought Him happiness. However, the pleasure of the flesh is but one facet of O/our rela

A Submissive's Blackboard Lessons
A Submissive's BlackBoard Lessons by Torms Tiara Copyright Torms Tiara, 1997 All Rights Reserved I will not carve my name on the the flogger handles I will not spank others without Masters permission I will not aim for Master's head I will not yell the Safeword in the grocery store I will not sell the names of my newsgroup list to the National Enquirer I will not read and giggle at Master's logs from the Dom Forum I will not yell fire everytime Master lights a candle Funny noises are not really funny I will not slap Master with my bra Punishment is not boring or pointless I will not call Master "Dr. Death". I will not defame the Eulenspeigl Society. I will not put laxatives in the candy bowl before Master's D/s party. I will not hide the newbies or send them Snipe Dom hunting. I will not bring sheep to the subbie forum.A burp is not an appropriate response to Master. I will not eat all Master's M & M's while he is at work I will not yell she's tie

A Submissive Daydream
I can just picture myself at your mercy...... on my knees, hands tied above my head, my ball gag in my mouth so all I can do is moan and shake my head to answer your questions. I can imagine the glimmer of excitement in your eyes and the evil grin stretching across your face as you show me the rope you are going to tie my breasts with. You slowly walk over to me.....cup my large breasts in your hands and tell me it will only hurt a little.....and for me to be very quiet or you will tie them tighter and give me something to moan about!!! I nod my head in agreement as you start to bind them.....looking me straight in the eyes as you pull the ropes tight against my milky white flesh. My breasts are now bulging with the pressure of the ropes....and you flick my nipples with your finger to make them even more hard then they allready are. You pull on them and lick them....and put them in between your teeth and gently bite them until you hear me whimper with extacy. You tease me

S U B M I S S I O N
Useless hands Above lie helpless Dancing legs Now stagnant Separated Spread What lay in between Is revealed Growing hotter Seeping Sultry Eyes forbidden to see Wrapped in darkness Not knowing the next move Makes it that more exciting Forced to wait In this teasing darkness With each passing moment Your left Squirming Subservient Fearing the touch Yet craving the feeling The unknown Can be so inviting Seductive Stimulating

Submission
I kneel, supplicant before you My will... offered up in quiet acquiescence awaiting your approval or reproach the fine line between pleasure and pain becomes ever sweeter with your control with every touch, kiss, word smoldering embers are kindled tormenting desires awakened I quiver captured by heat and hunger bend me to your will My Lord show me what you most desire my purpose but to serve through you I find myself. © Andi 2007

The Submissive's Creed (d/s)
the submissive's creed ~Unknown Author i will communicate with complete honesty my needs, desires, limits, and experience. i realize that failing to do so will not only prevent my Master and i from having the best experience possible, but can also lead to physical and emotional harm. i will not try to manipulate my Master. i will not push to make a scene go the way i feel it should. i will keep an open mind about trying things that i am not accustomed to or comfortable with and expanding my limits. i will continue to grow as a submissive and as a human being. i will accept the responsibility of discovering what pleases my Master, and will do my best to fulfill His wishes and desires. i will not allow myself to be harmed or abused, i know that submissive does not equal "doormat". i will be courteous and helpful to my fellow submissives, i will share my knowledge and experiences with others in the hope that they will learn from where i have been, i will t

Submission
I will bind you with My contract, wrap you in My arms, Please you with My contact, own you with My charms. I will seal you with My markings, store you on My shelf, Free you from all dark things, save you from yourself. I will find you in My presence, lose you in My midst, Breed you for My peasants, clench you in My fist. I will show you what you don't know, reshape what you do, I will take you where you won't go, take you black and blue. I will ask you but for one thing, give you nothing less, Break you down to nothing, then destroy the rest. What remains is pure submission, freely offered Me, In these chains of precondition, slave for life ye be

Submission
I have fought it I have denied I have reasoned I have cried It is all wrong It should not be It is written with pain It is plain to see Though I ran Though I felt fear Though I tried ignoring Though I would not hear I can not contain I now see it is true I should let it happen I whisper softly, ‘ love you”

Submission Or Abuse?
Some times it seems there can be a fine line between submitting to someone and the relationship being a proper D/s relationship and the Master taking advantage of a persons submission to them and abusing it... abusing them. I've talked it over with many that I know in the lifestyle and it always saddens me when I hear a story of a girl I know that gets out of the lifestyle because she had an abusive Master and possibly even lost all perspective of how it should be... or gains a self belief that it isn't what she origionally thought it should be. I have known many different levels of submission, and different Masters. I have also known those that have claim to be Masters but are in the end laughable in the title.. and a horror to any that submit to them. It comes up time and time again, that perhaps the abuse isn't totally in a Master's actions.. but rather if He ignores the limits set by the one who is serving. An abusive Master is one of such that has the attitude of... "Your

Submissive Play Partner Checklist
Submissive BDSM Play Partner Checklist This checklist should be filled out by a Sub and provided to their Dom/Top before playing with them. This will provide a quick "head-start" to identifying limits, negotiating and finding common ground for play. Dominants may wish to work through the checklist, to get a better handle on their specific interests. Switches should go through the checklist twice; one persons Dom and Sub interests may be very different. For each item, you need to provide two answers: For experience, write YES or NO next to each item to indicate if you have ever DONE that activity. Mark N/A if it does not apply to your gender. For willingness, indicate for each item how you feel about DOING that activity by rating it on a scale of NO or Zero to 5. "?" means you don't understand what the item is attempting to describe. NO means you will NOT do that item under any circumstances (a hard limit). 0 (zero) indicates you have utterly no desire to do that

Submissive Vs. Slave
SUBMISSIVE vs SLAVE This distinction appears muddled, misunderstood and generalized by a great number of the people that I converse with. First I would like to make a point. Language at it's best shifts from area to area. Within this one continent we have many variations or dialects of usage. This can be seen in terms like sweeper meaning vacuum cleaner etc. So, many words used within a community can mean different things to different people based on the 'age' of the person, their background and the common usage of the area they live in. The submissive is a volunteer. The slave is not a volunteer. This is the core and substantial difference between the two terms. Within the BDSM community this can be interpreted in this way. The submissive individual may be lightly, moderately or heavily submissive. The submissive has a desire to submit to the direction of another person which in this community we call the Dominant or Top. Their submission may be quite limited in range, for

Submission (poem)
Submission I kneel, supplicant before you my will offered up in quiet acquiescence awaiting your approval or reproach the fine line between pleasure and pain becomes ever sweeter with your control with every touch, kiss, word smoldering embers are kindled tormenting desires awakened I quiver captured by heat and hunger bend me to your will My Lord show me what you most desire my purpose but to serve through your dominion I find myself You, the Master of many my only

Submissive Etiquette , What I Demand!
Submissive Etiquette You will always refer to me as Ma’am. As your immersion progresses, you may wish to refer to me as Mistress, but I will never require that you do so. In your daily life, you are to both dress and conduct yourself in a manner you believe would be pleasing to me. You are to show kindness and consideration to others routinely. You are never to argue with me, but you are both free and encouraged to express your thoughts and feelings. It is my role to instruct you and your role to submit to my instruction. Your behavior is to always conform to your role. The Six Basic Skills of True Submission You are to review these six basic skills closely and strive to put them into practice as best as you are able. These form the bedrock of your submissive experience. 1. Honesty: Without honesty, there can be no trust. Without trust, true D/s cannot exist. You must pledge yourself to be purely honest with me in every conceivable way, as I must pledge the same to you.

A Submissive's Essay (also Written By Me)
being a submissive ----------------------- When my Master calls, I shall come Crawling or running as is his wish And kneel before my everything To be used or loved at his whim His voice is all i hear His desire is all i dream to fulfill His hands are both the givers and takers The moulder of my freshly broken will His eyes looking down upon me Hold my deepest chastening and highest praise He is the owner of my mind, body and soul In everything i seek only His ways Before him i bow at the end of his day When He is tired and weary of it all And i strive to relax and please Him His slave am i at his beckoned call When He wants music i shall sing When he wants sex He shall demand anything His wants and desires My code and my guide To him alone i pledge my pride This is my poem about the mindset that i see as submissive. These are promises that i make to my Master, and my only goal is his happiness and pleasure. i also look to Him for affection,

The Submissives Creed
I will communicate with complete honesty my needs, desires, limits, and experience. I realize that failing to do so will not only prevent my Master and I from having the best experience possible, but can also lead to physical and emotional harm. I will not try to manipulate my Master. I will not push to make a scene go the way I feel it should. I will keep an open mind about trying things that I am not accustomed to or comfortable with and expanding my limits. I will continue to grow as a submissive and as a human being. I will accept the responsibility of discovering what pleases my Master, and will do my best to fulfill His wishes and desires. I will not allow myself to be harmed or abused, I know that submissive does not equal "doormat". I will be courteous and helpful to my fellow submissives, I will share my knowledge and experiences with others in the hope that they will learn from where I have been I will take the time to help those new to the scene start out on the correct p

The Submissives Rights
i have the right to set limits, and expect them to be respected. i have the right to trust, providing I have earned it. i have the right to expect You to believe I am an intelligent, caring and loyal person. i have the right to ask for Your attention,without having to misbehave to get it. i have the right to expect You to administer Your punishment on me with care and caution. i have the right to question your motives,should You deny my requests, as long as I do so with the proper respect. i have the right to speak up if I feel O/our relationship is not giving me what I need. i have the right to tell You what I need in a respectful manner. i have the right to expect You to understand my reasons for doing so, and the right to expect You to listen with an open mind and heart. i have the right to walk away from our relationship if W/we cannot come to a common ground on these issues. i have the right to expect tenderness, love and understanding after a scene is completed, should

Submission
Touch me Hold me Feed me Desire. Longing Desperation Struggle Fight. One more time, That’s all I ask. One more time baby, And you’ll be mine. No future, No past. Just right this moment, That’s all I ask. Come on baby, Do what you do best, Hold me in that one spot, Put me to the test. Do what you wish, Tell me to stay, Teach me it all baby, And right there I will lay. No longer myself, But something much more, Something you created, Something you adore. I’ll be what I can, No more and no less, For that wasn’t asked of me, Lets see if I pass this test. Teach me you’re rights and wrongs, No matter how they may be, You can decide, Its all up to you see. I’ll be yours, All that I could ever be, Hold me now my darling, Come and be with me.

The Submissive's Creed
The Submissive's Creed I will communicate with complete honesty my needs, desires, limits and experience. I realize that failing to do so will not only prevent my Master and I from having the best experience possible, but can also lead to physical and emotional harm. I will not try to manipulate my Master. I will not push to make a scene go the way I feel it should. I will keep an open mind about trying things that I am not accustomed to or comfortable with and thus expand my limits. I will continue to grow as a submissive and as a human being. I will accept the responsibility of discovering what pleases my Master, and will do my best to fulfill His wishes and desires. I will not allow myself to be harmed or abused, I know that submissive does not equal "doormat". I will be courteous and helpful to my fellow submissives, I will share my knowledge and experiences with others in the hope that they will learn from where I have been I will take the time to help those n

A Submissive's Prayer
I found this today, and wanted to share.... the submissive's prayer ~Unknown Author Allow me the strength to answer questions I can't fathom. Allow me the spirit to know His needs. Allow me the kindness to choke back retorts. Allow me the serenity to serve Him in peace. Allow me the love to show Him myself. Allow me the tenderness to comfort Him. Allow me the light to show us the way. Allow me the wisdom to be an asset to Him. Let me be able to show Him each day my love of my service to Him. Let me open myself up to completely belong to Him. Let my eyes show Him the same respect, rather I sit at his side, or kneel at his feet. Let me accept my punishment with the grace of a woman. Let me learn to please Him, beyond myself. Grant me the power to give myself to Him completely. Give me the strength to please us both. Permit me to love myself, in loving Him. Allow me the peace of serving Him. For it is my grea

Submission
Submission I kneel, supplicant before you my will offered up in quiet acquiescence awaiting your approval or reproach the fine line between pleasure and pain becomes ever sweeter with your control with every touch, kiss, word smoldering embers are kindled tormenting desires awakened I quiver captured by heat and hunger bend me to your will My Lord show me what you most desire my purpose but to serve through your dominion I find myself You, the Master of many my only

Submission What It Is To Me
After reading some comments on a mumm today I had the urge to go on a small rant. First things first vanilla people who think they have a fucken idea about dominance and submission need to get a clue. 1. Submission dose not = a doormat 2. Submission dose not = wussy 3. Submission is not about being less of a person. If anything its harder then most in the vanilla world would ever understand. From birth men are taught to be dominate and in control, being submissive as a man is some how looked down on as being less then a man. News flash numb nuts, it takes a whole lot more confidence and self knowing to be able to buck the tide and be submissive if that’s what you truly are. Just because I choose to submit to a special somebody doesn’t mean I will submit to just anybody. And to get put into a classification I don’t fit in weak, wussy, ECT. Means 1. You have no fucken idea who I am and 2. Your making a blanket statement based on the lames punks you deal with in your w

Submissives - You Have The Right To:
Do not allow permanent injury, scaring, cutting, burning. Never leave nipple clamps on for more than 15 minutes. Allow blood to circulate. Never allow yourself to be struck on ovaries or kidneys. Always use the safe word if suspendeded and limbs become cold or numb. Never allow yourself to be hit with a whip or crop on the tailbone, head or neck. You have the right to be treated with respect. Not only do you have this right, you have the right to demand it. Being submissive does not make you a doormat or less of a person than anyone else. The word "submissive" describes your nature and in no way diminishes you as a human being. You have the right to respect yourself as well. You have the right to be proud of what you are. Being a submissive is nothing that should ever bring you shame or feelings of reproach. Your submissive nature is a gift and should always be a source of pride and happiness. You have the right to feel safe. Being a submissive should not make you

The Submissive's Creed
submissive's Creed author unknown i will communicate with complete honesty my needs, desires, limits, and experience. i realize that failing to do so will not only prevent my Master and i from having the best experience possible, but can also lead to physical and emotional harm. i will not try to manipulate my Master. i will not push to make a scene go the way i feel it should. In other words, I will not top from the bottom. i will keep an open mind about trying things that i am not comfortable with and expanding my limits. i will continue to grow as a submissive/slave and as a human being. i will accept the responsibility of discovering what pleases my Master, and will do my best to fulfill His wishes and desires. i will not allow myself to be harmed or abused. i know that submissive/slave does not equal doormat. i will be courteous and helpful to my fellow submissives/slaves. i will share my knowledge and experience with others in the hope that they will learn an

A Submissive's Ethics
A Submissive's Ethics by Author Unknown "I'm in charge!" This is a realization that some submissives have from the beginning and that hits others like a thunderbolt. The Dominant has Control, but the submissive chooses to be under it. The submissive chooses to kneel, and sets limits within which the Dominant controls what happens. In time, trust grows and the scope of that control will grow with it. In a sane, safe and consensual relationship, a submissive has control over how far she submits and within what limits. It is confidence in this control, which is expressed as trust in her Dominant, that allows her to truly submit. This includes having control over: safe sexual practices; stages in the transfer of power; the involvement of witnesses or participants; the creation of photographed, videotaped or other evidence of activities. A submissive also has the right to be well and truly used, to have as much power as she wants to give taken,

The Submissive's Prayer
Allow me the strength to answer questions I can't fathom. Allow me the spirit to know his needs. Allow me the kindness to choke back retorts. Allow me the serenity to serve Him in peace. Allow me the love to show Him myself. Allow me the tenderness to comfort Him. Allow me the light to show us the way. Allow me the wisdom to be an asset to Him. Let me be able to show Him each day my love of my service to Him. Let me open myself up to completely belong to Him. Let my eyes show Him the same respect, rather I sit at his side, or kneel at his feet. Let me accept my punishment with the grace of a woman. Let me learn to please Him, beyond myself. Grant me the power to give myself to Him completely. Give me the strength to please us both. Permit me to love myself, in loving Him. Allow me the peace of serving Him. For it is my greatest wish, my highest power To make his life complete, as he makes mine.

The Submissive Woman
They told me - You are Woman .....Go out and conquer the world They said - be strong .....Don't betray your Sisters You don't need a man You are sufficient unto yourself They told me 'submissive' is wrong .....and degrading ..........that I need bow to no man I lived that truth Strong, Independent, Intelligent, Capable, In Charge, In Control...... Until - a new truth You told me - you are woman .....Go out and conquer the world ..........Then come home and sit at my feet You said - come to me in strength .....and I will protect you ..........and celebrate your strength You said - kneel before me .....give me your woman's body for my pleasure and I will raise you from kneeling .....to heights you never imagined You said - let me into those locked rooms .....give me access Trust Me with every part of you .....and I will treasure it all You said - there are more truths in this world, .....and revealed them to me and because of you .....I am f

A Submissive's Ethics
© Author Unknown "I'm in charge!" This is a realization that some submissives have from the beginning and that hits others like a thunderbolt. The Dominant has Control, but the submissive chooses to be under it. The submissive chooses to kneel, and sets limits within which the Dominant controls what happens. In time, trust grows and the scope of that control will grow with it. In a sane, safe and consensual relationship, a submissive has control over how far she submits and within what limits. It is confidence in this control, which is expressed as trust in her Dominant, that allows her to truly submit. This includes having control over: safe sexual practices; stages in the transfer of power; the involvement of witnesses or participants; the creation of photographed, videotaped or other evidence of activities. A submissive also has the right to be well and truly used, to have as much power as she wants to give taken, and to be taken on explorations of all

Submissive Prayer
© Author Unknown Allow me the strength to answer questions I can't fathom. Allow me the spirit to know his needs. Allow me the kindness to choke back retorts. Allow me the serenity to serve Him in peace. Allow me the love to show Him myself. Allow me the tenderness to comfort Him. Allow me the light to show us the way. Allow me the wisdom to be an asset to Him. Let me be able to show Him each day my love of my service to Him. Let me open myself up to completely belong to Him. Let my eyes show Him the same respect, rather I sit at his side, or kneel at his feet. Let me accept my punishment with the grace of a woman. Let me learn to please Him, beyond myself. Grant me the power to give myself to Him completely. Give me the strength to please us both. Permit me to love myself, in loving Him. Allow me the peace of serving Him. For it is my greatest wish, my highest power To make his life complete,as he makes mine.

Submissive Vs. Slave
The difference between a submissive and a slave is not always clear cut and is often the subject of controversy within the lifestyle. In general, a submissive maintains a certain distance from her Master and retains some freedoms and a slave gives her all as well as her freedoms to her Master. This discussion is about what elements make a submissive or a slave. They may not necessarily agree with what a person calls themselves. Often one finds individuals that call themselves a slave, when a submissive would be a better title and sometimes one sees a person described as a submissive that is more akin to a slave. I am not sure that the term Total Power Exchange (TPE) can be applied to a consensual slave. In normal cases, it seems impossible to have a TPE in a real world non forced slavery relationship and it is unusual in forced slavery cases. TPE seems to involve fantasy more than reality. In a true TPE relationship, it would mean that any order a Dominant could think of wou

Sub...mission
Sub...mission Did I tell you how much you mean to me? How your soul touched mine and sent a spark Across time and distance, to give hope To a belief in forever, and completeness, As only two can find in a world So devoid of love and raw emotion, A world where a slave needs her Master To guide and nurture her, give purpose to her life, Own and possess her as no other will, To bless with such a rare gift, A joy to watch it's growth From embryonic state to realised dreams Where at last she belongs: The cravings answered, the plea heard To be bathed in love, caressed with His pain, Rejoicing in the cleansing tears she weeps, Gratitude for acceptance, beckoned To His Domain where she knows peace Unlike any other, a safe haven, Welcoming her submission, laying at His feet, Awaiting His every command, lifeblood to her days And nights, where screams become cries of ecstasy Warmed by whips and beloved body alike, To take her

Submitted Stories To Forum
Ok... I just submitted 2 stories to the managing editor of Forum magazine. The two stories were: 1. Thunderous Elevator 2. First Class I will now see how long it takes for him to respond back and also if they are worthy of being between their cover. The clock starts NOW.

Submissive Desires
i walked in and saw you sitting there with those big doe eyes collar on leash in hand i stopped in my tracks as always mesmerised by your sexualness you stood and crossed the room i snapped out of my trance took the leash from your tiny hand "have you been good today?"i asked knowing the answer seeing the slight glistening of your fingers as you handed me your leash. "no daddy"you whispered in that angelic voice,"i was thinking about your big hard cock and ....well ..... i " "get on your knees" i said sternly you looked me right in the eye i saw the flush of your cheek rising trying hard not to show your pleasure at what you knew was coming. "now you have to undress me "i said you reached down untied my shoes and took them off i reached down between you leggs and put hte leash through and pulled it up behind your back and i heard your breath stutter as the soft nylon slid across your already swollen clit and as you reached up to unbutton my pants and let them fall i

A Submissive Challenge Bdsm (story)
A Submissive Challenge by Raindear816© (Sweet Lil Wicked One) Your pet kneels before you with her eyes fixed on yours. Looking up at you this way, she can show you just how submissive she will be. Her hands trail electric surges up your calves to your thighs. Reaching behind you, she massages your ass cheeks; watching in amazement as your powerful cock rises before her. The warm velvet of her sticky tongue licks just under your head, bulbous and throbbing; making your cock dance from the sensitivity. She opens her mouth wide to accommodate your thick meat while her hands grip your cheeks and slam them toward her, making you almost lose your balance as you impale her throat all the way. Your deliberately deep, steady thrusts, provide a bit of pain for her as you pierce her throat. The pain only intensifies the pleasure welling up inside her moist, juicy cunt. She longs to show you that she cares for and adores you without limits, so she assists in pulling you deeper and har

Submission
Submission standing in nothing but a blindfold tingling with anticipation a breeze of warm air across my breast a pressing i have never felt before a gentle touch and a kiss the desire has begun a smack and pull of my hair my body is tingling with passion he becomes more aggressive a pinch and a nibble i feel the moisture from my desire please tease me more make my desire hurt with delight a whip Stokes my breast a sting and a burn again and again his fingers all over me again the whip my ass this time again and again a kiss the heat is so sweet my breast are pounding with Desire my heart has began to pound with passion he kisses my body wow how much will my desire grow biting my nipples again and again till i cant stand any more and with that he will leave me till he is ready to play some more so i stand here thinking of all the things he will do with me my desire continues to grow..

Submissives Story
This is a story written from the perspective of the submissive. People sometimes ask Me why I write from the subs perspective. I point out: It is easier for a sub to picture themselves in that situation with Me, than if I wrote from the perspective of a Master. So here is another: On this morning i awoke with my bladder about to burst. i very carefully crawled out of the bed trying not to disturb my Master. He stirred slightly but didn't wake up. i crept to the bathroom down the hallway from His room so as not to wake Him with the sound of my peeing. as i sat on the toilet i ran my hands across the flat of my stomach and breast. i could feel the crusted remnants of the cum He had so generously spewed on my skin just a few hours earlier. my pussy was swollen and tender from the reaming i had received for nearly eight hours the evening before. Master had tied me down and used a fucking machine on me for hours. Combined with the multiple dildos, butt plugs and the fisting session, my

Submissive Me!
Submissive Me the day started out as any other, quiet and still - she looked out the window and saw that his car was gone. every night he came and every morning, the sun would rise and he would be gone. she went to the kitchen to pour some coffee and write up the day's schedule. at the kitchen table, she sees fresh tulips in a vase, fresh coffee brewing and a bowl of fresh fruit. all her favorites and all from him, he always made sure that she was taken care of. she sighs, take a mango slice and starts to suck the sweet juice from it. she bites into the mango and feels the taste burst into her mouth. as always it reminds her of the night before, her lover bursting into her mouth again and again - she smiles. she wonders 'why does he never stay until i wake?', 'why must i always awake to an empty cold bed?', 'there has to be a reason'. she pours a cup of coffee - black and strong - just the way she likes it. cup in hand and another slice of mango, she heads to the kitchen table, sees t