Answer:
>>>>
>>>> One! ONLY ONE!!!! And do you know WHY? Because no one else in this
>>>> house knows HOW to change a light bulb! They don't even know that the
>>>> bulb is BURNED OUT!! They would sit in the dark for THREE DAYS before
>>>> they figured it out. And, once they figured it out, they wouldn't be
>>>> able to find the#&%!* light bulbs despite the fact that they've
>>>> been in
>>>> the SAME CABINET for the past 17 YEARS! But if they did, by some
>>>> miracle of God, actually find them, 2 DAYS LATER, the chair they
>>>> dragged
>>>> to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE
>>>> SAME
>>>> SPOT!!!!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE WRAPPER THE FREAKING LIGHT
>>>> BULBS CAME IN!!! BECAUSE NO ONE EVER CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!!!!
>>>> IT'S
>>>> A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATEDFROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE
>>>> A
>>>> FOOT DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE!! IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO
>>>> CLEAN
>>>> THIS PLACE! AND DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON WHO CHANGES THE TOILET
>>>> PAPER ROLL !!
>>>>
>>>> I'm sorry. What was the question?
>>>>
