> To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
>
>
> 1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With
> Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer
> At Passing Cars.
> See If They Slow Down.
>
> 2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't DisguiseYour Voice. !
>
> 3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries
> with that.
>
> 4. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks . Once Everyone has Gotten
> Over Their Caffeine Addictions,
> Switch to Espresso.
>
> 5. In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write ' For Marijuana'
>
> 6. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.
>
> 7. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
>
> 8. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.
>
> 9. Sing Along At The Opera.
>
> 10. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party
> Bec ause You have a headache .
>
> 11. When The Money Comes Out of The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'
>
> 12. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling
> 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'
>
> 13. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To
> Have To Let One Of You Go.'
>
> And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity
> 14. PICK UP A BOX OF CONDOMS AT THE PHARMACY, GO TO THE COUNTER AND ASK
> WERE THE FITTING ROOM IS.
>
>
> Send This E-mail To Someone To Make Them Smile.
>
> It's Called
> ... THERAPY