iC51NerdyBitchxOGAHOWNERxHDsPORTxDNSxRGx's blog: "STUPID ENCOUNTERS"

MrBigDick: a question. What would you do if you stayed the night at a party, and woke up to find some jokester literally glued my open mouth around your bare asshole and you woke up with bad stomach pains and having to fart?

iC51NerdyB...: Turn around and Shoot you in the head... sorry I sleep with a Gun under my pillow... and if I had to drag you to the hospital with me at least your'd be dead first!

MrBigDick: That's better than a fart or shit in my mouth, so it works for me

iC51NerdyB...: Smart I believe Id shit first

MrBigDick: What?

iC51NerdyB...: Shit then shoot

MrBigDick: Why?

iC51NerdyB...: IDK seems more fun

MrBigDick: But there would be no point in shitting

iC51NerdyB...: Yes there would cause think bout the person that has to clean your mouth out at the odtopsy

MrBigDick: Okay, well atleast you wouldn't make me eat it

iC51NerdyB...: Orrrr Shit in your mouth wait a few days then use paint thinner to remove you from my ass...

MrBigDick: Okay, what good would that do?

iC51NerdyB...: well what good would it be to glue your mouth to someones ass hole thats just asking for it

MrBigDick: Not me that did it, someone else did it

MrBigDick: So are you shooting me or not/

iC51NerdyB...: no... cause it seems worse to let you sit like that for a few days you know

MrBigDick: Alright, why a few days/

iC51NerdyB...: Seems like a good punishment for glueing a mouth to an asshole

MrBigDick: Okay, but why not just a day

iC51NerdyB...: cause if someones willing to be that stupid they have to suffer bad

MrBigDick: Would you at any point say anything to me?

iC51NerdyB...: no

iC51NerdyB...: Id go about my day like any other day

MrBigDick: So you would shit every day

MrBigDick: You do know you wouldnt be able to wipe, so your asshole would be sore

MrBigDick: Which would suck terrible for you.

MrBigDick: You have no way around that