INSTALLING A HUSBAND
>
>
> Dear Tech support,
>
> Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and
> noticed a
> distinct slow down in overall system performance,
> particularly in the
> flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly
> under
> Boyfriend 5.0.
>
> In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable
> programs,
> such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 and then
> installed
> undesirable programs such as NBA 5.0, NFL 3.0 and Golf
> Clubs 4.1.
> Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6
> simply crashes
> the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix
> these problems, but
> to no avail.
>
> What can I do?
>
> Signed,
> Desperate
>
>
>
> DEAR DESPERATE,
>
> First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment
> Package, while
> Husband 1.0 is an operating system.
>
> Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to
> download
> Tears 6.2 and don't forget to install the Guilt 3.0
> update. If that
> application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then
> automatically
> run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
>
> But remember, overuse of the above application can cause
> Husband 1.0
> to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer
> 6.1. Please
> note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will
> download the
> Snoring Loudly Beta.
>
> Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs
> a virus in
> the background that will eventually seize control of all
> your system
> resources.) Also do not attempt to reinstall Boyfriend 5.0
> program.
> These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband
> 1.0.
>
> In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does
> have limited
> memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You
> might consider
> buying additional software to improve memory and
> performance. We
> recommend Cooking 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7.
>
> Good Luck,
> Tech Support
