Fubar Blog Posts 2

Stun Gun
Pocket Taser Stun Gun, a great gift for the wife. A guy who purchased his lovely wife a pocket Taser for their anniversary submitted this: Last weekend I saw something at Larry's Pistol & Pawn Shop that sparked my interest. The occasion was our 22nd Anniversary, and I was looking for a little something "extra" for my wife. I came across was a 100,000-volt, pocket/purse-sized taser.The effects of the taser were supposed to be short lived, with no long-term adverse affect on the assailant, allowing my wife adequate time to retreat to safety.... WAY TOO COOL! To make a long story short, I bought the device, and brought it home. I loaded two Triple-A batteries in the thing, and pushed the button. Nothing! I was disappointed. I learned, however, that if I pushed the button AND pressed it against a metal surface at the same time; I'd get the blue arc of electricity darting back and forth between the prongs. Awesome!!! Unfortunately, I have yet to explain to Toni what that burn spot

Stun Gun
STUN GUN (Only a guy would do this!) Pocket Taser Stun Gun, a great gift for the wife. A guy who purchased his lovely wife a pocket Taser for their anniversary submitted this: Last weekend I saw something at Larry's Pistol & Pawn Shop that sparked my interest. The occasion was our 15th anniversary and I was looking for a little something extra for my wife Julie. What I came across was a 100,000-volt, pocket/purse-sized taser. The effects of the taser were supposed to be short lived, with no long-term adverse affect on your assailant, allowing her adequate time to retreat to safety....WAY TOO COOL! Long story short, I bought the device and brought it home. I loaded two "Triple-A batteries" in the darn thing and pushed the button. Nothing! I was disappointed. I learned, however, that if I pushed the button AND pressed it against a metal surface at the same time; I'd get the blue arch of electricity darting back and forth between the prongs. AWESOME!!! Unfortunately, I have yet to e

Stun Gun ....... Only A Guy Would Do This
Pocket Taser Stun Gun, a great gift for the wife. This was submitted by a guy who purchased his lovely wife a "pocket Taser" for their anniversary. Last weekend I saw something at the East Texas Gun Show that sparked my interest. The occasion was our approaching 30th anniversary, both the twins were married off, and I was looking for a little something extra for my wife Lauren. What I came across was a 100,000-volt, pocket/purse- sized taser. The effects of the taser were suppose to be short lived, with no long-term adverse affect on your assailant, allowing her adequate time to retreat to safety.... WAY TOO COOL! Long story short, I bought the device and brought it home to Texarkana. I loaded two triple-a batteries in the darn thing and pushed the button. Nothing! I was disappointed. I learned, however, that if I pushed the button AND pressed it against a metal surface at the same time; I'd get the blue arch of electricity darting back and forth between the prong

Stunted Dimentia And Coffee Cake
The human mind is a very tricky thing. It's like a mime that yells at you for being too close or a British Guard who chases down a purse snatcher...just ain't right. Why is it when you have good intentions something always fucks them up? I keep testing myself to see if it's possible to have female friends and my mind always has to put it's two cents in and try to make it something it isn't. Stupid Brain, I smack you with popsickles. I have also come to realize that I am forgetting people. I had three people come to me at the bar last night who recognized me (despite me losing the 3 foot poney tail I had the last time they saw me), but I couldn't think of their name or where I knew them from. I think me brain is getting broked in old ages. Oh yeah, I now own two laptops and two and a half desktop computers. (I also have one laptop I'm ordering a new screen for and then I wil have three) lol -Robert

Stunned...
Bold, beautiful and compassionate. She had giant brass balls, a woman speaking out and leading others to a better place in a environment that oppresses and degrades women just because. And she served as Prime Minister, twice, in a world that just wanted to destroy her. We, as a common people, have lost a piece of something too great to be contained in a mortal shell today.

Stunna Your Smile
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Stunned Andy Murray Needs His Brother's Help To Win Olympic Medal
Stunned Andy Murray needs his brother's help to win Olympic medal ? If Andy Murray is going to win an Olympic medal, he wants it to be in the company of his brother, Jamie. Just as well after Murray last night flunked what should have been an easy first-round singles match against an unknown who did not believe he had a chance of beating the No6 seed. Lu Yen-hsun found out he had drawn Murray only as he arrived at the airport to fly to Beijing. “When I was told, I was going to turn around and go home and unpack my suitcase,” the delighted man from Taiwan, ranked No77 in the world, said. He will be glad he did not carry out his threat after teasing and frustrating Murray into a defeat the Scot will want to forget. Fortunately, there was a chance of redemption three hours after Murray stalked dejectedly from No1 Court at the Olympic Green Tennis Centre. He left for food and a massage and then got his head down to sleep for 30 minutes before preparing for his doubles match with Jami

Stunned #1
i am so stunned and surprised people today is my 2 year on Fubar/Cherry Tap/Lost Cherry Anniversary it has come around so quickly n't expecting it to spring up on me like it has 24/8/08=2 years on this site from Bruce.

Stunna
A poem my babi wrote 4 me......... I was stopped by the most beautiful creature that appeared before my eyes she was 5’4 sexy as all outdoors, eyes that had that hazel look that could make your mouth hit the floor, voice as soft as two love birds singing in harmony skin tanned a nice brown ebony, when she spoke her lips moved gracefully her words escaped her mouth so gently, when she walked it was effortlessly with a swagger that made men stagger to take a glimpse of this sexy woman who blessed us with her presence. She looked at you with a stare of confidence a attitude that had a touch of arrogance she spoke with intelligence vocabulary so vast makes the average person gasp a breath of amazement that her rhetoric had such depth that make you take a deep breath and think before you spoke a word to insure you had your words chosen carefully. When men approached her without hesitation they take her hand and gave her a proper introduction. Their eyes met and then it was done a new

Stunna Shades
Shall a spare a small moment to write, dear readers? To sneak in a moment of stolen passion with you? Besides myself and Emma, everyone else in the household lie abed. Snoring, huffing and...coughing. I sip from my searing rainbow cup and glance now and then behind me. This is a stolen moment....with you. Even as I type, I sigh. I hear Shane coming down the hall, coughing all the while. He will wake up at least one person and that chain will continue, until I am busy once more. I sigh. And then immediately feel guilty about it. I feel badly, he is sick. Has been all week. But I need my time. I need it badly. Yesterday I went in for an eye exam. When they called me into the backroom and asked me to sit down I looked at the Lady with concern. "Are you ganna poof my eyeball?" She smiled...and nodded "Yes." "Pleeeeeeease don't POOF my eyeball!!! I'm allergic to it!" She smiled once more "It's just air." "Oh...I mean...it really, really freaks me out

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Stuntin' Like My Daddy Lyrics
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Stuning Conversation
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Stunning
One more exam, one more project, two more practicals one potluck left to go and I move on to A2. I didn't feel like I was learning much this phase. What with all the time in nail jail and being taken off the salon floor to go do other things than hair. But after doing my last hair model's hair I can tell I have come a long way baby! This was a friend of a friend and her hair was in distress. she had been going to a professional but when she told me how that lady was doing her hair I was worried if I did what I wanted to her, hair was going to fall out. She had thin, finely textured hair and her past stylist was double processing it. she was coming to me for highlights but once I saw her hair I new we had to do a little more before I would let her go to her birthday party later that night. I think she might have been a little scared when she saw me. I have been letting my personal styling fall to the side while I've been dealing with the stress of exams and moving and ... well... eve

Stun Gun
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Stunted
i think all of you know i have no real life friends. i have interweb friends but noone i can hang out with, talk to. i think this is seriously starting to get on my nerves and it may be harming me. i think i need friends now more than ever at this point in my transition and its probably why i think im stunted emotionally and socially. so how do i make friends, i worry that paula will get jelouse (sp) and i will just climb back into my shell, but i tried to make friends at work but they just see me a s the token trans person. i dont think anyone really sees the real me. i swear i feel like that 10 yr old kid that noone wants to play with (again). i just dont know what to do. i need friends, i need people to help me develop and expand myself. from make up tips to style, to life in general. i think i now know why the suicide rates are so high for ts people. the loss of family and friends is hard to overcome :( thanks for listining to me ramble not feeling to funny anymore lat

Stuooopid People
I hate having my sons father always trying to take me to court.and it is all over petty little things like him paying have for school.i see it this way his family didnt want me to have shawn.especailly his adopted mother lois and his adopted father guy.they wanted me to get an abortion or put shawn up for adoption when i had him.that family has issues.thank the lord shawn did come and my family and all my friends love him more then caseys family.i regret marrying so young and especailly to a guy who is a mommas boy.i am 23 got two kids and i dont live with my parents i pay my own bills and last but not least i dont try to ruin peoples lives.i am now happily married live with my kids and my husband.and i do get spoiled and so do the kids.and i wish shawn was really james because james is great with kids.and one i i hope and pray that james will get the chance to adopt shawn and everyone in topeka realated to casey will leave me the hell alone.i been working for 7 days straight.i am wore

Stupid People..
Have you ever had one of those days where you just wanna " LAYETH THE SMACKETH DOWN ON PEOPLES CANDY ASSES" I had to talk to so many stupid people today just wanted to knock them out.. I think that they should have to wear a shirt that says how dumb they really are... Just wanted to vent a little.. lol If you feel the same way give me a hell yeah!!!!!!

A Stupid Poem To Make My Friend Laugh
so many lovers so far away... how can i get to them all in a day... get rid of the miles that are inbetween us... cuz all i want baby is your 8 inch penis! ahahah now laugh damit candy!

#2: Stupid Comedy Movies
Sometimes, I just need a laugh. Two days ago, I was having a really shitty day. I was doing the switchboard thing all day at work, which left me little time to get my actual work done. Then just before I leave work, I call my cell phone only to find out it’s still off, after being told for about a week that my folks were gonna pay my part of the bill to turn it back on. When I get home, I find out that my portion of the bill was used to pay an electric bill that wasn’t paid for three or four months. In fact, my stepdad told me that they were in the process of cutting it off that day. Nice. Anyways, a few minutes later, I popped in The Longest Yard (the new one; I’m renting the original this weekend) in my DVD player on my computer and I laughed my ass off. It put me in a good mood for about two hours. I fell asleep through half of it though, but it’s all good. (LOL) When I woke up, I got a message on Yahoo from this friend bitching at me. So yeah, I vented back. But anyways, back to wh

Stupid People
I hate hate hate STUPID people! Why are they allowed to breath, breed, out in public, or online??? Why can't they read? WHY? WHY? WHY? They should be put on their very own island with other stupid people. That way they could only bother other stupid people.

Stupid Little Quiz..(hmmm)
So Yeah Im Doing This..I Dunno Why..Fill Out And Post Reply And If you Don't know me that well thats ok..Just do it to humor me 1:Would you have sex with me? 2:If You HAD To Change One Thing About Me What Would It Be? 3: If I Slapped Your Sister What Would You Do? 4: If I Came To Bed With A Grannie Nighty On What Would You Think? 5: You All Know My Name Is Ash...But What Other Name Would Suit Me? 6: If You Had To Guess What Would You Say My Fav Food Was? 7: How Would You Innitally Try To Catch My Attention If You Saw Me In Real Life? 8: Am I: a) Fuckable b) Fuckable, Dateable c) Fuckable, Dateable, Best Friend Material (Honest People) 9:What "Smooth" Pickup Line Would You Use On Me? 10:If You Had ONE Chance To Tell Me Something What Would It Be? Have Fun Guys...Remember to Post your Answers In My Reply Section :) -Ash

Stupid Bees
so yesterday im at work all freakin day...besides pizzas, i video tape weddings for this company....whatever.......yesterday the bees were everyewhere and once you were outside, you got accosted by like 5 or 6.....so all these people are out there ready to send of the new husband and wife and im all "GO AWAY BEE!" and lightly swatting him away....that little fucker GRABBED my finger and held on and ZZZZZZZTTTTTTTTT!! it fucking hurt. im not gonna lie. its been A LONG FUCKING TIME since that happened. and it sucked. and my finger swelled up and shit. and its still kinda sore. fuck you bees.

Stupid People....
Sooooooooo Im online last nite (AOL to be exact) minding my own business when I get an email out of the blue..Below will be the emails sent back and forth with this individual... just the name has been changed to protect the..ah..fuck it..i aint protectin shit..lol GloStick87--all fat hoes get off the net Me--wow you took the time to email me to say that..how very sweet of you..have an awesome night! GloStick87--yeah thank you you fat hoe get the hell of the net when you get off there will be enuf room for ten more people Me-- *smiley* GloStick87--fuck you you fat hoe ass bitch Me-- *smiley* Glostick87--man what the fuck you want stop sendin emails there aint eunf room for you Me--well i wouldnt be emailing you if you had just left me alone..you started it..dont get mad now.. GloStick87--and im a finish it ima report you leave me alone Soo I didnt respond to this..and I received these emails.. GloStick87--im sorry jus

Stupid People
I know I shouldnt be bothered by people at work but when they ask me to do stupid stuff it really aggravates the hell outta me. So much today I had to leave and drive around to calm down now im a little bit better but these assholes better watch it. How come i'm the onewho ends with ink from the copier machine all over me when I wasnt the one using it yesterday and broke it. No Im the one who has to fix it so now i supopose they think im a repair technician what the hell ever

Stupid
OK..so i get you get points for rating photos and stuff, but of all the photos I have, you only rate one...and you rate it a 1!!! That was not a "get points" rate... that was an I'm gonna be a bitch rate. And I know who it was cause this anonomus stuff is nonsense. It shows you who recent photo viewers are so when people rarely look at your picture it's kinda obvious... If you don't like the way I look, whatever..don't care..you are prob just jealous anyway..ha ha...just don't waste my time and your time by rating it....K! THANKS!!!

Stupid Ratings
for every one who can't figure shit out this is the basic principal of a rating of a picture video etc. if it shows partial nudity or sexualy explicit content foul language or gestures it is "adult" if its shows iteration between nude or partialy nude adults it is R X implies hardcore xx or xxx implies hard core with visible penitration shit just like the movies people adult is pg-13 and up

Stupidity Awards
Stupidity Award winners Darwin's Award Winners 1. When his 38-caliber revolver failed to fire at his intended victim during a hold-up in Long Beach, California, would-be robber James Elliot did something that can only inspire wonder. He peered down the barrel and tried the trigger again. This time it worked..... 2. The chef at a hotel in Switzerland lost a finger in a meat cutting machine and, after a little hopping around, submitted a claim to his insurance company. The company expecting negligence sent out one of its men to have a look for himself. He tried the machine and lost a finger. The chef's claim was approved. 3. A man who shoveled snow for an hour to clear a space for his car during a blizzard in Chicago returned with his vehicle to find a woman had taken the space. Understandably, he shot her. 4. After stopping for drinks at an illegal bar, a Zimbabwean bus driver found that the 20 mental patients he was supposed to be transporting from Harare to Bu

Stupid Cherry...
so i'm not much of a blogger, but every now and then i have the desire to let everyone in on the nothingness that is going on in my life. first of all, i want to say that i have become addicted to this damn webpage-THANKS AMY!!- second of all, i havent been smart enough to realize that i'm addicted until i got home from work tonight and had no one to talk to. :( it was then that i had the brainstorm that MAYBE, just MAYBE, everyone else actually had other things to do on a friday night than to talk to me? could it be??? are there other things to do besides chat with me on a friday night? sad isn't it. i am just pouting..ignore me..i was just up for a little witty chat, and my dear internet pal isn't here. i know you'll read this...you can't resist.. :) maybe i'll just go watch team america and go to bed i'll be back for another fun round of internet tag tomorrow. i'm done rambling now..goodnight

Stupid Monitor's
its been a long 2 days, i had my monitor die on my thursday and my flat screen died 6 months ago, grrrrrrrrr.. i went out and bought a new 19 inch flat screen at costco. was very nice n all. but pic quality sucked worse than a paris hilton skin video. aso all day friday i couldnt use it so i took it back today, got up early as not to rush back for work. got a 17 inch envision flat screen, just as nice but all metal. pic quality is a little better, but for some reason as other flat screen, pics on lc are fuzzy, wtf is the deal? if this doesnt work out i'll take it back and get my refund and worry about a screen when i get back from my trip in early december, yup i got 6.5 days left b4 i cross this nation and back. if anyone had or uses a flat screen, let me know how the quality of pics are on them. just dont remember them being so bad on my last one. i might be doing something wrong, so leave some input please, thanks.....goooooo yankees

Stupid Questions
hmmmmmmmm ok yall will learn im not the smartest person lol so get ready for alot of stupid questions lol ?#1 where is a good place to find the lil sparkle tags at #2 where is all the sexy women (that one will get my butt kicked hahahah)#3 where did i out my beer wait nevermind i drank it all #4 if ya ever had a bad day and need somebody to make ya laugh find me im the dumbass who can make anybody cheer up lol and if i can make ya laugh ask my wife how funny mr pokey looks hahhahaahah

Stupid Poeple
ok people have you ever been out with friends and seen someone across the room that you thought you knew you just couldnt remember how or from where? im sure its happened to some of you. well sat night we went to a local bar and hung out and met some friends well there was this guy that i knew i knew but couldnt figure out how and it looked like he was doing the same well i never did figure it out so i never said anything well this idiot called a friend of mine and said what a bitch i was for not comming over to say hello. well heres the idiot part he had been doing the same thingas i was and never came over to me either dont you just love how some people think thanx for letting me rant talk to yall later

Stupid Assholes!!!
I understand that there are many dumb ass people out there in the world!!! But, how many do I have to personally encounter??? Okay.....I hate just plain old stupidity!!! There are some that just don't know any better....then there are those that just don't get the fact that people aren't as stupid as they'd like them to be. My soon to be ex.....actually had the nerve to tell my room mate that if I filed for divorce, he'd give me half of the income tax this year!!! Well first.....we're still married.....nothing has ever been filed!! I will get half of the income tax regardless if I file for divorce or not. So, by saying this really stupid thing he pissed me off, and I decided that he's going to pay for half of the divorce. Yes, folks, there is a penalty for being stupid!!! If he doesn't want to pay for half, then I'm going to inform him to hire a lawyer. Then I'll have my attorney make him pay for the attorney fees, court costs, still get half of the income tax, and if he pisses me off

Stupid Sales Ppl.....
OMG!! THESE PPL KNOCKED ON MY DOOR AND THEY WERE SELLiNG MAGAZiNES AND THEY WERE SO FUNNY AND COOL SO ME AND MY ROOMiE LET THEM iN.....THEY WERE AWESOME AND SO LAiD BACK....WELL LONG STORY SHORT WE BOUGHT LiKE 300 DOLLARS WORTH OF MAGAZiNES...THEY WERE 4 YEAR SUBSCRiTiONS... YEAH WE'RE RETARDED....AND WE'RE CANCELLiNG THEM SO HA....

Stupid Profiles (sad But True)
HERES A QUICKIE NOW IN MY OPINION IF IT DOES COUNT BUT REGARDLESS ITS STILL FUNNY ARE THOSE STUPID PROFILES THAT TRANSFORM MANKIND INTO THEE ANIMAL IN THEM GRRRRRR NOW PLEASE TELL ME THAT ITS THE SAME STATUS JUNKIES PROFILE THAT IS TRANSFORMING INTO A TIGER NOT JUST ANY TIGER BUT A WHITE TIGER IF NOT WE HAVE A PROBLOM BECAUSE SOME ONE TOLD THESE PEOPLE THAT THEY WOULD BE COOL THAT THERE GRRRRRRRRREAT OK NOW MY OTHER FAVORITE IS THE TRANSFORMING VAMPS I CANT GET ENOUGH OF THESE PEOPLE I KNOW YOU HAVE SEEN THEM AROUND IT LOOKS TO BE THE SAME TYPE OF PERSON AND THAT IS AN OLDER LADY AROUND 40 OR SO OVERWEIGHT MOST LIKELY UNATTRACTIVE AND THATS NOT THE PROBLOM THEY TRANFORM THEM SELFS INTO A VAMPIRE NOT ANY TYPE BUT A SEXXXY VAMPIRE LIKE IF THATS GOING TO HELP COMMON NOW THATS FALSE ADVERTISMENT BOTTOM LINE IS THIS YOU NEVER SEE A PRETTY WOMAN (VICE VERSA PERSON) TRANFORMING THEM SELF INTO AN UGLY PERSON OR AN ANIMAL

Stupid Woman
bloody heffa! .. i hope she gets the chair or something...i can't believe a mom will use her own infant son as a weapon in a domestic dispute..stupid woman..anybody from erie pa on here..some shic from erie pa was in a fight with her b/f/husband/ babyfather whichever one applies to him..the crazy woman decided to use her infant son as a weapon. she used the baby to attack the guy, the way u would take a baseball bat to a person...fractured the kids head and i believe she broke a rib or two..what person will do such a thing.. she deserves whatever is coming to her. i'm done ranting!

Stupid Question Thing
1. Who would you want to be tied to for 24 hours? Hmm my boyfriend Daniel coz I don't see enough of him at the moment and Andy Hurley 2. Who do you blame for your mood today? I'm in a generally good mood but the bad part of it would be my ex friend Anna 3. Have you ever seen a dead body? Yup 4. What should we do with stupid people? Send them out on a fireing range. I cna think of a few I'd like to do that too 5. How long do you think you will live? How am I supposed to know 6. What was the first thing you did this morning? I think it was ask the time 7. The colour of carpet in your bedroom? Blue 8. How many times did you fail your driver's test? None coz I ain't learnt to drive yet 9. Last person you went out to dinner with? I think it was the family for my sister's birthday 10. Are you spoiled? Far from it 11. Do you drink lots of water? No tons of squash though 12. What toothpaste do you use? Some minty kind I don't know what brand it is

Stupidity B...
"I don't think the Republicans can damage my character." - Bill Clinton, former U.S. President "I'm someone who has a deep emotional attachment to Starsky and Hutch." - Bill Clinton, former U.S. president "Politics gives guys so much power that they tend to behave badly around women. And I hope I never get into that." - Bill Clinton, former U.S. president "You know the one thing that's wrong with this country? Everyone gets a chance to have their fair say." - Bill Clinton, former U.S. President "You guys pair up in groups of three, then line up in a circle." - Bill Peterson, Florida State football coach "The internet is a great way to get on the net." - Bob Dole, Republican presidential candidate "Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life." - Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for a federal anti-smoking campaign. "Cod are not very good swimmers so they are easily overtaken by traw

Stupid Shit I Did...
I went to jail for the first time last night... Me and a couple friends went to the bar in metamora and drank.. Well we left last night and I ended up getting pulled over and went to jail for a owi... I now quit drinking, cuz I know I'm gonna pay out my ass for my mistake.. I see now why drinking is not the answer even though it is fun.. Then when I got out I found out my ex bf went up there and tried to get me out but they told him I was still over the legal limit to leave.. I think he still likes me and just don't want to admit it...

Stupid!!!!! Lol
I have decided to start dedicating myself to exposing and ripping down as much societal stupidity as I possible can. There are so many things out there that I find so stupid as to be offensive that I may never run out of things to talk about. There is no way I can do this brutally honest social commentary for any length of time without pissing someone off. I'm not apologizing....I just want that known up front so there's no questions later on. Maybe you should go to another blog now. Tonights subject.........Televangelist and faith healer Reverend Peter Popoff. I was flipping channels at like 5 am the other day when I came across this guy on a public access channel. He had the whole thing going. Powder blue suit.....slicked back hair.....back-up band. He was workin' it! First of all, let me say this.... If you are a televangelist, wearing a powder blue suit, on public access at 5 am and your name is Peter Popoff.......DO NOT come near my children! Are you serious??? Pe

Stupid Laws
In Texas, it's against the law for anyone to have a pair of pliers in his or her possession. In Philadelphia, you can't put pretzels in bags based on an Act of 1760. Alaska law says that you can't look at a moose from an airplane. ** how they gunna know? In Corpus Christie, Texas, it is illegal to raise alligators in your home. In Miami, it is forbidden to imitate an animal. ** lets all go there an make farmyard noises lol It is against the law to mispronounce the name of the State of Arkansas in that State. In Illinois, the law is that a car must be driven with the steering wheel. ** what els do u drive them with California law prohibits a woman from driving a car while dressed in a housecoat. **why? In Memphis, Tennessee, a woman is not to drive a car unless a man warns approaching motorists or pedestrians by walking in front of the car that is being driven. ** no fuckin way, shed be trying to run me down the bitch lmao In Tennessee,

Stupid Is As Stupid Does
Why are we; as a nation, letting our idiot leader (Bush) blow $2-$8 BILLION on a barrier to keep Mexican/Hispanics out? The majority of Hispanics I've come in contact with are here to work and make a better life...hmmm, isn't that the original American Dream? God forbid they come here and take jobs that natural born citizens won't work! Just more proof that Bush is a complete moron! (Just my opinion)

Stupid Fookin People
you know there are things i dont understand... one of them is this.....you talk to a guy for like what.....months... you even send them lil presents and what not...and they are all sweet and are like you shouldnt have done that babe that was so nice of you..... then weeks go on as your talking more and more... you speak of seeing each other one day.....then..... the next day....... nothing...... no calls.... no email.. no IM.... so you think.... he is just busy right.... then.... the next day the same thing... and the next and so on.... so finally you email them asking them.... no response..... so..... its like this... you dont want anything to do with me.... stay off my fooken page.... there is nothing here for you... just go away.... im tired of being fucking hurt everytime i turn around... and if your readin this... im sorry my life was such and inconvience for you... im sorry if i worked all the time... and i am sorry if i still lived at home... but let me tell you something...what

Stupid Computers/site
I might not be on here much again.. Just when I was starting to really like this site.. my computer wont let me use it. Keeps on saying something is wrong or w/e and giving me the send error report. Not fun. So yea.. If I'm not on here you know why. Maybe it'll fix it'self by the time I get home. On another note.. me and Steavie took some pics.. again.. some sexy ones though bahahaha.. probably my swydm will be the only one to have the pics.. who knows. Anyway, I'm gunna go.. Lata..

Stupid People.
Ya know. Its intresting at how people judge you when they only talk to you for like 5mins. I hate when the ignorant folks ot the world do that. Where is it thier place to judge? Who the fuck do they think they are. None the less, i dont get to pissed at that, but when someone decides to talk about someone cheating when they know not a GOOD GOD DAMN THING about shit. But thats fine. Its thier loss to not know a great person that I am. I talk about anything at all. I and my other half have a good relationship. And when someone decides to put their ignorant two cents into it and call one half of this a cheater when they dont know the story. that shows me how shallow and stupid they are. Whatever, your loss and you will learn. The sad thing is when they ask to see the shit. bah.. ignorant fucking people listen to me for just a second. GO FUCKING JUMP OFF A BUILDING!! HELP THE WORLD OUT!!

Stupid Pisces
Well, I finally found an example of a Pisces that starts to believe his own hype, the great Dr. Turi who now has a profile on LostTapCherry. Seriously, he's paid to predict...no different than a weatherman except a weatherman has DATA. Dr. Turi does not have data besides historical events to base his predictions on which would make him not so much of a scammer since both can be wrong at times (a "psychic" moreso though). Well, in a way, I have to congratulate him; he's with hot chicks, cool actors, exceptional salary (I think?), and does something he loves, so good for him. Not that dumb of a fish after all, I guess.

Stupid Mind
I'm tired.. yet I don't want to sleep. I'm too interested in the t.v. and since Keeva's asleep.. I feel like doing something. I'll probably take a shower just to get it done. Maybe I'll watch a dvd or something... I don't know.. I'm bored, tired, motivated, and horny lmao.. I think I'm gunna go though.. Lata..

Stuped Shit
Cover your stump before you hump. Before you attack her, wrap your wacker. Don't be silly, protect your willy. Before you blast her, guard your bushmaster. Don't be a loner, cover your boner. When in doubt, shroud your spout. You can't go wrong if you shield your dong. If your not going to sack it, go home and wack it. If you think she's spunky, cover your monkey. Before you bag her, sheath your dagger. It'll be sweeter if you wrap your peter. If you slip between thighs, be sure to condomize. To save embarrassment later, cover your gator. You won't get sick if you cap your dick. If you go into heat, package your meat. While your undressing Venus, dress up that penis. When you take off her pants and blouse, suit up that trouser mouse. Never deck her with an unwrapped pecker. Especially in December, gift wrap your member. Before you start rockin'be sure your cock gets a stockin'. Don't be a fool. Vulcanize your tool. Th

Stupid Princess Wannabes. You Need To Quit Coping And Freaking Stop! (celticprincess) Ya I Know Who You Are You Wanna Be Copycats!
I swear, It's like every few days some git (Girl fool) Desides that they can take my name and change it thinking I would not notice.. Be yourself you stupid gits! Instead of stealing someones name! Come on people you can't tell me. You have not found people doing this to you? Damn! How can anyone find anyone in these webpages anymore? I swear! The next wannabe Princess with my name. THE NEXT BITCH WHO HAS MY NAME ALTERED.. NOT ONLY WILL GET A "1" BY ME FOR STEALING MY NAME. THERE'S GONNA BE SOME WWF SMACK DOWN! Sorry people.. I am just fed up! Thank you.. THE TRUE CELTIC (WELSH) WHICH MEAN IRISH/ENGLISH PRINCESS! ~*~CelticprincessZape~*~ YOU COPYCATS BUGGER OFF!

Stupid People
ARHHHHHH! Stupid people! *Smile*. Yes it has to be a pet peeve of mine, stupid people in large groups. Now I don't mean to say that there are stupid people in the world but we all realize that everyone, every-once in a while has a stupid moment. Isn't it funny how a lot of people can have a stupid moment at the same time? "Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups" can easily apply to anything you want. Sometime I like to think it's a political statement about the voting process, but that really depends who wins. This shirt is available for the guys, if you girls want it, just let me know and I'll be sure to put it on anything you want. I'd also like to offer the option for anyone to have anything added to this shirt as a back or pocket print. I already sold one to the recent victor in our local hiking club who was voted to club president. His shirt reads "They voted me in charge" on the back. As always head on over to the store (DeXine Graphic Concepts) to c

The 10 Stupidest Things President George W. Bush Has Ever Said
At least, so far.... These are actual quotes from the Flubber-in-Chief, George W. Bush: 10) "Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream." --LaCrosse, Wis., Oct. 18, 2000 9) "Let me put it to you bluntly. In a changing world, we want more people to have control over your own life." --Annandale, Va, Aug. 9, 2004 8) "I've reminded the prime minister -- the American people, Mr. Prime Minister, over the past months that it was not always a given that the United States and America would have a close relationship." --Washington, D.C., June 29, 2006 7) "The truth of that matter is, if you listen carefully, Saddam would still be in power if he were the president of the United States, and the world would be a lot better off." --Second presidential debate, St. Louis, Mo., Oct. 8, 2004 6) "See, in my line of work you got to keep repeating things over and over and over again for the truth to sink in, to kind of catapult the propaganda." --Greece, N.Y., May 2

Stupid Ticker...
Okay, so... When I'm lazy for a few hours at a time and I start moving again, my heart pumps pretty fast and then settles down into a normal rhythm. Kind of like a headrush. I figured this was pretty normal, and it has only ever been mildly annoying to me. I guess it isn't normal, and enough to get me hooked up for a cardiogram today. My blood pressure is usually on the low side, like 100/50. But I hadn't been doing anything today, so when I got to the doctor's I was having a "heart rush" and my pressure was 130/68. When they left the room get the cart and jumper cables, I considered asking them about sexual activity and dehydration as I stuffed my dirty underwear from my hoodie pouch to my handbag [praying they had not noticed!]. According to my doctor, who actually asks me what prescriptions he's supposed to write for me about three or four times before I get them, my heartbeat is irregular. He is going to show the readout to a cardiologist and have me call back on T

Stupidity
For the record, I have an extremely low tolerance for stupidity. I prefer open honesty as well. So, if someone shows stupidity, they get called on it. Oh, and don't fuck with my friends or family. I'm not always a sweet guy. I have a dark side reserved for those who do this.

Stupid! .... What Me?
yeah me LOL. Ok i'll explain. I've been meaning to try and get and use a bluetooth headset with one of the voip clients. Well i have had a bluetooth dongle for nearly a year now due to getting the pics i have taken on the phone. Well finally got around to getting the headset and then tried to pair them up. Well in my rush to test it i paired it with the phone, which was to cause my headaches later on. So in went the bluetooth dongle and then trying to get it to recognize the headset, no go. Of course i thought it must be the dongle because it was it was old. So i bought another one tuesday and installed the software. Sent it off to try and discover the headset, still no go! It found the phone and the dongle on the laptop, but no headset. So off i went looking for the manual for the headset, then realised my problem. I had paired it with the phone and of course thats what the headset was looking for and rejecting anything else. So a quick reset of the headset and the new dongle found

Stupid Things I Know About
Did you know that the distance between your elbow and wrist is the same as your foot? WD-40 stands for water displacement formula that took them 40 tries to get it right. the statue on top of the capitol building is the godess of the underground Persephani. when you blow on you food your actually making your lips and the inside of your mouth hotter. you can't kiss your elbow. putting sugar into spicy foods reduces heartburn. when you add any two single numbers together the answer is always an even number. the only other creature on this planet that has sex for pleasure is a dolphin. my mothers youngest son(me) was born on friday the thirteenth and her oldest son(my bro) was born on april fools day. snakes can detect the smell of alcohol on you. when you look at a star the light that you see is years old. one out of every six people that you pass by on the street you are in some way related to them. tesla invented the first wireless technology and was

The Stupid Shit We Do
Why, Why, Why Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak? Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough? Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet? Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle? Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection? Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him? Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets? Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"? If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes? Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white? Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale? Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized? Why do people keep run

Stupid People And My Sense Of Humor
29) Do you support abortion?:Not financially I mean I don't recall giving any money to the kill unborn babies now fund nor the unfit mothers looking for an easy way out charity, but I don't have an opinion.. I figure I lack a uterus so I shouldn't worry In one of the many surveys I fill out I posted this as an answer. Now had I not been a complete and total moron the other day and deleted it I would be able to share the message I got regarding this little post. From someone who isn't in my friends list nor have they replied and told me who they knew that sent them this. But I shall attempt to paraphrase and it basically went something like... That survey said to answer honestly I can't believe you'd talk that way about abortion.. blah blah blah.. theres really girls out there who have trouble deciding.. blah blah blah.. you need to grow up.. blah blah blah.. lack of a uterus doesn't get you out of the responsibility.. blah blah blah.. you need to find Jesus (hello look

Stupid As Fuck!
LET ME START OFF BY SAYING I GOT A MESSAGE FROM THE CHERRYSHOP...ONE OF YOUR PICS IS ADULT - WTF??? MY GIGGLY BUTT IN THONG PIC GETS MARKED AS ADULT AND I CAN'T HAVE IT AS A DEFAULT PIC. THERE ARE TONS OF WORSE FUCKING PICTURES THAN THAT AND PEOPLE HAVE THEM AS THEIR DEFAULT PIC!!!!!!!!! SOMETIMES I JUST HATE THE WAY THINGS ARE ON HERE...PEOPLE RUNNING THEIR MOUTHS ABOUT OTHER PEOPLE, PEOPLE REPORTING PICS BECAUSE THEY DONT LIKE THAT PERSON, ETC... ARE WE IN FUCKING HIGH SCHOOL! GET A FUCKING LIFE DOUCHE BAGS! IM DONE END OF STORY FUCKERS

Stupid Survey
THE PERFECT LOVER by ericbrownhis/her name?: a group of lettershow old would they be?: either around my age or olderwhat would there body be like?: prob a femaleshow tall?: tall enoughhair color?: if she wants towhat race would they be?: 2nd i hope, makes me faster lolrich or poor, or does it matter?: is this 2 questions in onestraight,or gay?: perferd to make me straight where it countsvirgin, or broke in?: there's a difference?big one or little one?: nonesit at home watch movies, or go out to the movies?: bothorder out, or go out to eat?: bothyou pay or they pay?: i paysmoker?: if we move fast enoughdrinker?: i don't want a dried up chickrecreational drug use?: there's recreational drugs?kids or no kids?: they have to be old enough to buy me alckywould they have a college education?: if they graduated college they wouldwhat kind of car should they have?: one with either 3 or 4 wheelsTake this survey | Find surveysPimp My Profile

Stupid Boy - Keith Urban
Well, she was precious like a flower She grew wild, wild but innocent A perfect prayer in a desperate hour She was everything beautiful and different Stupid boy, you can't fence that in Stupid boy, it's like holding back the wind She let her heart and soul right in your hands And you stole her every dream and you crushed her plans She never even knew she had a choice and that's what happens When the only voice she hears is telling her she can't Stupid boy, stupid boy Oh So what made you think you could take a life And just push it push it around I guess you build yourself up so high You had to take her and break her down She let her heart and soul right in your hands And you stole her every dream and you crushed her plans She never even knew she had a choice and that's what happens When the only voice she hears is telling her she can't You stupid boy Oh, you always had to be right but now you've lost The only thing that ever made you feel alive Yeah, yeah

Stupid Out Of Town Drivers
Alright, so I had to run downtown to the bank and get some money out of the ATM and then go to the store, a trip that I estimated would take maybe half an hr at most. Well, that half an hr turned into nearly an hr and a half because.... first off the trafic circle in town that I have to take to get to downtown, this dumbass out of towner didn't know what the hell he was doing and didn't obey the yield sign so I nearly got T-boned, then I smoked liked 3 cigs in a row to calm down because my heart went into my throat because he was seriously like inches away. Then on the way back back home on the interstate there was a serious wreck involving what?.... out of town drivers who didn't know what the hell they were doing in which case backed up traffic for miles in which case took me about an hr to drive like 5 miles. Out of town drivers can go have wrecks and kill themselves in their own town, don't bring that shit to my town, I know where I'm going and how to get there, you just stay the h

Stupid Nose
i haTe when my nose gets stuffy right but its just one nostril it never changes over to the other piss man! its been like this for....oh......all god damn day blip blip i was hopin the soup would clear it up a little no no no just makes it run and even after i blow it its still stuffed wows. it jsut cleared for like...3 seconds after blowing it horays! and such hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm....bored. yep. bam. bang. boom.

Stupid Men
Why is it that some men are soooo stupid? They actually send shouts saying "I want to fuck you, I'd like to hit that, Oh, what I could do to that, I want to lick you, I'd like to bite it". I mean really, do they think I'd say yes? Hello dumbass. I didn't realize men could be so pig headed. If you really want to get my attention, try being nice. As long as you keep it clean, I'll talk to you, if not FUCK OFF!

Stupid State Laws
Alabama: It is illegal to flick boogers into the wind & it is illegal to chain your alligator to a fire hydrant Alaska: It is illegal for moose to have sex on city streets & Kangaroos are not allowed in barber shops at any time Arizona: You may not have more than 2 dildos in one house & Donkeys cannot sleep in bathtubs Arkansas: A man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once a month & it is illegal to buy or sell blue lightbulbs California: Giving or receiving oral sex is prohibited & it is illegal to eat an orange in your bathtub Colorado: It is illegal to lend your vacuum cleaner to your neighbor & it is illegal for cats to run loose without having been fit with a taillight Connecticut: You may not educate your dogs & a pickle is not officially a pickle unless it bounces Delaware: It is illegal to get married on a dare & it is illegal to sell dead people for money without a license Florida: Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal & Wh

Stupid Sayings Your Parents/you Use
stupid sayings your parents (& you) say..... think about it, does ANY of this make any sence when you look at it? Daft as a ships cat (why would a cat on a ship be daft?) Thick as two short planks (how thick are these short planks anyway?) Thick as shit (is that a runny shit? a firm shit? & how thick is the said shit?) Quick as you like (I like s-l-o-w thank you very much) Sick as a Chip (when did chips feel ill?) Shit Tip (tip? shit? tip it on what? is that like tip top?) Just look at your ears (sure, ill just remove my eyes 1st) Shut your mouth & eat your tea (hmmm, maybe liquidize it & snort your sunday roast?) Not as green as your cabbage looking (WTF?) I wasnt born yesterday (if you were, you speak FUCKING good english for a 1 day year old) Mark My Words (with what? said shit from above?) You Get on my tits (well, if i lie down & let you STAND ON MY FOOKING CHEST YOU DO!) Boils my Piss (please wait in a cue at the toilet for it

Stupid Asses
-------------------Freakboy--------------------- Well since this recent splurge on a photoshopped pic on some nimrod's profile: It almost saddens me that people are so easy to use death or symbolism of death to promote their hate towards George W. Bush or politics. If you don't like him or them, thats your choice, but don't pull in those Marines, Soldiers, Sailors and Air Force, that have paid the ultimate price to give you that right to BITCH, MOAN and GD COMPLAIN! So show some damn respect, a little maturity and restrain from putting the military into your hatred towards politicians. So get yourself some education and realize that politics and the military are two COMPLETELY separate entities, the politicians only tell us what they need done. So those reading this, if u haven't already, post your disapproval and/or complaints to CT support and get this kind of idiotic trash of this site. Thank you! -----------------By them eat cake----------------- How fucking dist

Stupidity In It's Rawest Form
THings that served no purpose but managed to become absolute cultural icons! 1. The Pet Rock: A few decades ago some guy decided that being around the company of a rock was much more pleasing than being around the company of people. Thus came about the birth of the pet rock. This way everyone could at least have one friend...even the people who couldnt get one by paying them. As for my pet rock..well one day it jumped out of my hands and leaped through my neighbors window never to be seen again! 2. Furby: Designed like some creature from a Harry Potter book the Furby boomed into popularity in the late 90's causing all sorts of panic and chaos at toy stores around the country. If you have ever witnessed one of these materialistic frenzies you'd think the Civil War was starting all over again. Personally I hated the little buggers. The first time I heard one talk was in a dark room...you scary little bastards!!! 3. Sea Monkeys: Sea Monkeys were in actuallity little brine shrimp.

Stupid Fucking Ct Wont Let Me Add Another Mumm!
Ok so ill have to wait till tommorow. anywho, the mumm I was gonna post required more comments rather than votes. I was going to ask how can you determine if someone you are conversing wih online is actually who they say they are when the send you a pic?

Stupid School
yet again my school is trying to get me in trouble. i look at my cell phone for the time and a fucking teacher says i was texting...wtf....so since this is my second time having it taken my mom has to come get it...so i call my mom asking if she can come real fast.." no sweetie i got kids on the bus" okay hold on. so i ask the lady if my mom gives you approval can you give me my cell phone cause she get off her bus.." NO " so i hang up with my mom and strom out saying THIS IS A FUCK UP SCHOOL... I HOPE YOU ALL GO TO HELL YOUR FUCKING BITCHES....CAN YOU TELL IM PISSED...COME ON MY MOM WAS ON HER BUS...WHICH DRIVES FOR MY SCHOOL....FUCK MARINER...

Stupid Boyfriend!
Yep... so it looks like me and the boyfriend may be comming to an end.... are all guys such complete assholes? dont ever care that im in the midst of exams and i have projects comming out my ass due in 3 days and i dont have time to see him every second of the fuckin day! then he makes me feel like shit that im going to school and making something of myself. screw off... i deserve better than that... I need a new bf...

Stupid Guy At Work
I work in an office that is home to Veterans Affairs and Graduation for my school. Normally, I would just complain to my friends about this stupid guy but I thought since I have never written a blog I might as well vent to you guys. This guy i am talking about we will just call him Yeomen. First I must say that my dealings with him in the past have been less than pleasent. Yesterday was the end of the line before I might just have to take action against him for being stupid and insensative. I was dealing with my clients and he was out of the office. While dealing with my clients I was having a hard time hearing them due to Yeomen's overly loud Christmas music. SO I turned it down. When he came back into the office I was still dealing with my clients and I told him that I did turn down his music but due to the size of our office I muted it because I needed to hear the questions that were being asked of me. So then he just told me that he was going to have to starting singing his own

Stupid Person Blog Entry #1
so...its all of about 36 degrees here and i run out to the convenient store to buy some soda and a muffin. on my way back to my house i pass a dude in a convertible with the top down. the entire hood of his car was covered in frost. why are people so fucking stupid?

The Stupid Survey
The Stupid Test Read over these questions, if anything here has happened to you... put an X for each that it true. [X] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking. [X] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking. [ ] You have ran into a glass/screen door many times. [X] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle. [X] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks. [X] You have ran into a tree/bush. [ ] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow. [X] You have tried to lick your elbow. [ ] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm. [ ] You just tried to sing them. [X] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen. [X] You have choked on your own spit . [ ] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it. [ ] You've never seen the Matrix. [ ] You type only with two fingers. [X] You have accidentally caught something on fire. [X] You tried to drink out of a str

Stupid Girl
Stupid Girl -COLD Wanna love ya Wanna bug ya Wanna squeeze ya Stupid girl Wanna touch ya, Wanna take ya, Wanna shut ya, Stupid girl. I can't take this, Born to break this. She's going away, (She's going away) What's wrong with my life today? She's going away, (She's going away) What's wrong with my life today? Stupid girl, Stupid girl I'm a loner, I'm a loser, I'm a winner, In my mind. I'm a bad one, I'm a good one, I'm a sick one, With a smile. I can't take this, Born to break this. She's going away, (She's going away) What's wrong with my life today? She's going away, (She's going away) What's wrong with my life today? Stupid girl, Stupid girl (acoustic break) Stupid girl, Stupid girl (whoa) She's going away, (She's going away) What's wrong with my life today? She's going away, (She's going away) What's wrong with my life today? Stupid girl, Stupid girl Col

Stupid Girls
STUPID GIRLS - PINK Stupid girl, stupid girls, stupid girls Maybe if I act like that, that guy will call me back Porno Paparazzi girl, I don't wanna be a stupid girl Go to Fred Segal, you'll find them there Laughing loud so all the little people stare Looking for a daddy to pay for the champagne (Drop a name) What happened to the dreams of a girl president She's dancing in the video next to 50 Cent They travel in packs of two or three With their itsy bitsy doggies and their teeny-weeny tees Where, oh where, have the smart people gone? Oh where, oh where could they be? Maybe if I act like that, that guy will call me back Porno Paparazzi girl, I don't wanna be a stupid girl Baby if I act like that, flipping my blond hair back Push up my bra like that, I don't wanna be a stupid girl (Break it down now) Disease's growing, it's epidemic I'm scared that there ain't a cure The world believes it and I'm going crazy I cannot take any more I'm so glad that I'll never

Stupi Shit
i think about many thing that are stupid and funny some of which aref the sky is the limit, then what is space, over the limit? Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them? Can you make a candle out of your earwax? When French people swear do they say pardon my English? Aren't the 'good things that come to those who wait' just the leftovers from the people that got there first? If the swat team breaks down your door do they have to replace it later? Can a fire truck park in the fire lane? Can it be cloudy and foggy at the same time? "Cute as a button" Is that supposed to be a compliment? Since when are buttons cute? Can you breathe out of your nose and mouth at the same time? Are marbles made of marble? Why does the last piece of ice always stick to the bottom of the cup? If you pay for a vacation and your plane crashes on the way there, do you get you money back? (Granted you lived) Why did Yankee Doodle name the feather in his hat Macaroni? Who was the

Stupid 2 Shit
If you dig a tunnel straight through the earth, will you come out with your feet first? Why are pennies bigger than dimes? Did they have antiques in the olden days? Are zebras black with white stripes, or white with black stripes? If Pringles are "so good that once you pop, you can't stop" why do they come with a resealable lid? Is a sleeping bag a nap sack? What came first, the fruit or the color orange? Where does the white go when the snow melts? Can blind people see their dreams? If there's an exception to every rule, is there an exception to that rule? Why do you click on start to exit Microsoft Windows? Have you ever wondered why Trix are only for kids? Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? Why do most cars have speedometers that go up to at least 130 when you legally can't go that fast on any road? Why do they call it "getting your dog fixed" if afterwards it doesn't work anymore? If Wile Coyote had enough money for all that Acme crap, why didn't he just buy dinner? I

Stupid And Walking Right Into It
ok title fits this to a tee and thats for sure. im walking into a huge disaster and i know it is whats so bad. tomorrow will either cause huge problems or make problems go away when i walk in front of this person. what am i going to say? i have no fucking clue. i know this has been building up and talking on the pc is so easy and i can say anything but the biggest fear is im gonna see them face to face and not have one damn thing to say or talk and its going to me so unfortable that im going to just want to run and scream into hidding and then im gonna smack myself for being the way i was knowing im a really talkative person and blunt. but see what i want to talk about is so past and well i seem to be the only one holding that past. well only one from what i get out of conversations. hell i dont know what i get out of conversations. there so completly mixed feelings that im beating my head up against the damn wall begging someone to tell me what to do with all this. more than likly im

Stupid U.s. Laws
-- In Bakersfield, California, anyone having intercourse with Satan must use a condom. (An asbestos one we presume.) -- In Oblong, Illinois, it's punishable by law to make love while hunting or fishing on your wedding day. -- In Minnesota, it is illegal for any man to have sexual intercourse with a live fish. (Apparently it's OK for woman.) -- No man is allowed to make love to his wife with the smell of garlic, onions, or sardines on his breath in Alexandria, Minnesota. If his wife so requests, law mandates that he must brush his teeth. -- Warn your hubby that after lovemaking in Ames, Iowa, he isn't allowed to take more than three gulps of beer while lying in bed with you -- or holding you in his arms. -- Bozeman, Montana, has a law that bans all sexual activity between members of the opposite sex in the front yard of a home after sundown -- if they're nude. -- In hotels in Sioux Falls, South Dakota, every room is required to have twin beds. And the beds must alw

Stupid Convo With Fellow Cherrier Lol
stupidest conversation I had on my shoutbox.. gotta share it with u lol.. I told the girl her lips were nasty she said some bullshit i dont even remeber then this what happened next mi-> REDRUBIES: aaahahaha... lol@ "freshmeat" so u sayin that cuz Im new to this site I shouldnt have an opinion?? now who's the idiot? everyone else jus kissin ass cuz they take these votes for "cherries" so serious.. people that think the same as mi or WORSE jus don mi->REDRUBIES:*dont wanna say it.. ur lips are nasty but I guess they the best lookin part of ur body lol.. DEAL WITH IT I think the shit I wrote b4 was cut short n I forgot what i said after that herREDRUBIES: you know what consider yourself bounced off the site cause we dont like haterzz out here and I will talk to someone to take care of your trashy azz mi->REDRUBIES: trashy?? Im not the one with a CLOSE up on my lips with my tounge hangin out.. n go head n do ya thang shit dont faze mi lol Im glad my opinion means so much to u n if

Stupid Girl
Artist: Garbage Lyrics Song: Stupid Girl Lyrics you pretend you're high pretend you're bored pretend you're anything just to be adored and what you need is what you get don't believe in fear don't believe in faith don't believe in anything that you can't break you stupid girl you stupid girl all you had you wasted all you had you wasted what drives you on can drive you mad a million lies to sell yourself is all you ever had don't believe in love don't believe in hate don't believe in anything that you can't waste you stupid girl you stupid girl can't believe you fake it can't believe you fake it don't believe in fear don't believe in pain don't believe in anyone that you can't tame you stupid girl you stupid girl all you had you wasted all you had you wasted you stupid girl you stupid girl can't believe you fake it can't believe you fake it you stupid girl

Stupidity
Seriously why are there so many stupid people out there. I am not talking about people who can not understand or use basic information due to lack of ability. I am talking basic common sence. When people CHOOSE to not think. I hate it when people purposly waste my time. Why must someone constantly be annoying me with useless questions or statements. I am usually a nice person but I am really having a hard time with some people. Why choose to be stupid?

Stupid Boy
Stupid Boy By Keith Urban Well, she was precious like a flower She grew wild, wild but innocent A perfect prayer in a desperate hour She was everything beautiful and different Stupid boy, you can't fence that in Stupid boy, it's like holding back the wind She let her heart and soul right in your hands And you stole her every dream and you crushed her plans She never even knew she had a choice and that's what happens When the only voice she hears is telling her she can't Stupid boy, stupid boy Oh So what made you think you could take a life And just push it push it around I guess you build yourself up so high You had to take her and break her down She let her heart and soul right in your hands And you stole her every dream and you crushed her plans She never even knew she had a choice and that's what happens When the only voice she hears is telling her she can't You stupid boy Oh, you always had to be right but now you've lost The only thing that ever m

Stupid Questions~ Real-life Dilemmas
Real Life Dilemmas You can't have everything. Where would you put it? After they make Styrofoam, what do they ship it in? Do blind Eskimos have seeing-eye sled dogs? If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors? Why do hot dogs come ten to a package and hot dog buns only eight? Why do mattresses have springs, if they aren't made for jumping on? You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes? Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance? If swimming is good for your shape, then why do the whales look the way they do? If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2? If the funeral procession is at night, do folks drive with their lights off? Do cemetery workers prefer the graveyard shift? If a food processor slices and dices food, what does a word processor do? If a jogger runs at the speed of sound, can he still hear his walkman? Why is "abbreviated" such a long word? Why is a boxing rin

Stupid People
I really do not like them!!! From the fast food places, to the the people that work in higher class places....I hate stupid ass people!!! And, they're all around you at all times!!! My daughter even said the other day while we were in town, that she hated stupid people. She wasn't talking about book smart people and neither am I!! We're talking about people that god forgot to give sense too. Or the ones that know better...but still do it anyway. For instance...you know me, and you see me, then you ask a stupid question......I'll give you an answer once.....after that,,,,you deserve my wrath!!! So, why do you bother asking again, like i was kidding the first time? I don't kid around often....and if I do, it's because I like you..and i don't like most people. My daughter is getting the point....she has a dry humor, but really funny anyway....and people just don't get it..or most adults anyway. When they look at her funny she pretty much says what a dork, or I hate stupid people. But, w

Stupidly Funny
A man was having problems with premature ejaculation. This was affecting marital relations with his wife so he decided to go to the doctor. He asked the doctor what could he do to cure his problem. In response the doctor said, "When you feel the urge to ejaculate, try startling yourself". One the way home the man went to a sports store and bought himself a starter pistol. All excited to try out this suggestion he runs home to his wife. When he gets home he is surprised and delighted to find his wife in bed, already naked. He's so horney and keen to try out his new 'system' that he doesn't think twice and leaps on board. After a few minutes ‘slap and tickle’, they find themselves in the '69' position. Sure enough, only moments later the man feels the sudden urge to come. Following doctor’s orders, he grabs the starter pistol off the bedside table and fires it. The next day, the man went back to the doctor. The doctor asked, "How did it go?" The man answered, "Just great,

Stupid Questions
Who was it that said, "There is no such thing as a stupid question."? Here's proof to the contrary. These are questions that people actually asked of Park Rangers around the country.(Source: Outside Magazine, May 1995, pp. 120-121) Grand Canyon National Park Was this man-made? Do you light it up at night? I bought tickets for the elevator to the bottom -- where is it? Is the mule train air conditioned? So where are the faces of the presidents? Everglades National Park Are the alligators real? Are the baby alligators for sale? Where are all the rides? What time does the two o'clock bus leave? Denali National Park (Alaska) What time do you feed the bears? Can you show me where the yeti lives? How often do you mow the tundra? How much does Mount McKinley weigh? Mesa Verde National Park Did people build this, or did Indians? Why did they build the ruins so close to t

Stupid, Sad, Idiotic
Wednesday, January 10, 2007 Current mood: annoyed At the Bronze, the U.S. Military - Has been monitoring peaceful demonstration group, Veterans for Peace, that sets up crosses to honor the Iraq war dead. The military claims that this group is a threat to military installations. New documents also show that Quakers and some church groups have also been labeled threats. I have several problems with this. The first, why are they spying on U.S. citizens, and second, how could these very peaceful groups be, in any way, a threat to anybody? At the Silver, President Bush - A photo finally surfaced Monday showing President Bush and Jack Abramoff looking very friendly and standing next to each other. The Whitehouse's response, "Jack who?" Seriously, this guy is a criminal who extorted money from Indian casinos and then funneled that money to mostly Republican candidates including President Bush. That is why Jack Abramoff is now in prison. The Bush Administration has tried so

Stupid
This is just a vent. Nothing big, just thought I'd "get it out." Okay, I know I'm not the hottest girl around, and that's okay. But out of all the hundreds of rates (all 10s and some 11s), I have had 2 different people rate my 5 public pics as 7s. WHat gives? What did I do to you? If you don't like what you see, you don't have to rate, especially when you aren't even man (or woman) enough to put your name on there. Yeah, "someone" rated me a 7. It's stupid. I'm not a rate whore, but come on. If you're going to do something that is supposed to be insulting, at least show me who the hell you are. Probably not much to look at so you gotta hide like a scared little bitch. Whatever. Okay, enough bitchiness over something trivial. Rant over. ***EDIT: It's not the lower rating that bugs me; to each his own, ya know? It's that they want to be anonymous doing it. Be a man and show me who you are. That's all. After all, you wouldn't rate someone a 10 anonymously.

Stupid Sex Laws...
In the quiet town of Connorsville, Wisconsin, it's illegal for a man to shoot off a gun when his female partner has an orgasm. It's against the law in Willowdale, Oregon, for a husband to curse during sex. In Oblong, Illinois, it's punishable by law to make love while hunting or fishing on your wedding day. No man is allowed to make love to his wife with the smell of garlic, onions, or sardines on his breath in Alexandria, Minnesota. If his wife so requests, law mandates that he must brush his teeth. Warn your hubby that after lovemaking in Ames, Iowa, he isn't allowed to take more than three gulps of beer while lying in bed with you or holding you in his arms. Bozeman, Montana, has a law that bans all sexual activity between members of the opposite sex in the front yard of a home after sundown- if they're nude. (Apparently, if you wear socks, you're safe from the law!) In hotels in Sioux Falls, South Dakota, every room is required to have twin beds. And the bed

Stupid Tourists
We were hiking in Smoky Mountains National Park Oct 19, 2006 when we came upon a group of about 10 people, with kids, all looking uphill. When we came up, one of them pointed out the object of their attention. About 175 yards uphill from us (very steep hillside) was a full grown black bear, looked to be around 400 pounds. The Darwin nominees for this story are the middle-aged couple who had already climbed up the hill to within 20 feet of the bear, and was annoying said bear. Their intention was to drive the bear down the hill to the group of people on the trail so they could all get a good look. . . . We quickly decided we were standing in the shallow end of the gene pool here, and quickly left. Since I did not hear screaming or growling I must assume these people did not make full Darwin eligibility, but they are certainly worthy of recognition. These people should not be breeding. Submitted on 10/26/2006 Submitted by: Dennis Meador Reference: Eye Witness Acc

Stupid Criminal Tricks
These are random snippets collected from emails over the past decade. Their origins and veracity are unknown. Seattle: When a man attempted to siphon gasoline from a motor home parked on a Seattle street, he got much more than he bargained for. Police arrived at the scene to find an ill man curled up next to a motor home near spilled sewage. A police spokesman said that the man admitted to trying to steal gasoline and plugged his hose into the motor home's sewage tank by mistake. The owner of the vehicle declined to press charges, saying that it was the best laugh he'd ever had. Police in Wichita, Kansas, arrested a 22-year-old man at an airport hotel after he tried to pass two counterfeit $16 bills. When two service station attendants in Ionia, Michigan, refused to hand over the cash to an intoxicated robber, the man threatened to call the police. They still wouldn't give him the money, so the robber called the police -- and was arrested. A guy wearing pantyhose on his fac

Stupied Bitchs.
ok so dumb cunts need to learn not to run there mouth cuz i will find out. and i will beat their ass. to bad we are still talking. NO WE ARE NOT DATING. but we are still good friend. or w/e you wanna call us. im sorry but he's not urs. My Song to her. Bodybag By Hit the Lights. You're gonna need a bodybag, I'll break bones you didn't know you had. When I'm done there will be nothing left of you for your friends to hold on to when they find you cold and blue tonight, face down in a parking lot. Next time around, think about what you say before you run your mouth. Cause you're all alone and you're nothing without your friends now. You can tell the pavement what you really said but I already know. You got another thing coming if you think you're walking home.

Stupid Boy
Stupid Boy Well,she was precious like a flower She grew wild...wild,but innocent A perfect prayer in a desperate hour She was everything beautiful and different Stupid boy You can't fence that in Stupid boy It's like holdin' back the wind (Chorus) She laid her heart and soul right in your hands And you stole her every dream and you crushed her plans She never even knew she had a choice And that's what happens when the only voice she hears Is telling her she can't,stupid boy, stupid boy So what made you think you could take a life And just push it...push it around I guess to build yourself up so high You had to take her...and break her,down (Chorus) She laid her heart and soul in your hands And you stole her every dream and you crushed her plans She never even knew she had a chance And that's what happens when the only voice she hears Is telling her she can't...you stupid boy Oh,you always had to be right And now you lost the only thing That ever ma

Stupid Questions
hey whats' up I was just bored as i normally am. Just wanted to know if anybody knew the answers to these questions 1_ Does anybody know if anything rhymes with licorice? 2_ Have you ever thrown rice at a wedding? 3_ You ever laugh so hard you started coughing? 4_ Was math or english easier? 5_ Do you ever get tired of sleeping? 6_ What makes a cat scratch trees? 7_ You ever sleep on an inflatable matress and wake up with a huge headache? 8_ Do chicks with big boobs always have back pains? 9_ Are girls happier eating chocolate or ice cream? 10_ Did you know if you drop a penny from 10000 feet it can kill someone?

Stupid Tear Ducts
"Stupid tear ducts" Current mood: stupid Lol, I quote myself there. I hate the way I'm acting, but not really. My body clock is changing itself on me. I still get sleepy like always at my reg time, but now I wake up a lot to see if Michael has texted me or something. Other times I'm waking up and actually looking for him, lol. I do miss him a lot, but I'm not complaining about not seeing him. Lol, I know a military wife *Mal* who hasn't seen her husband for two months and I understand that I may eventually be in that predicament someday. I hate the fact that I live on the other side of the freaking valley, I hate it so much. I am so glad that I finally found someone, lol, not exactly my prince charming, but way better! I found someone who makes it worth getting up in the morning to freak out about school. Even when I'm on the verge of tears, he still makes me laugh. Hehe, he just means so much to me, he's my world. I know how people may think we are insane to have just m

Stupid People........
People choose pets that meet their own unpredictable personalities!! Your as good as the pet you choose! Pet choosing is usually a symbal of who we are, like buying a car, Or shoes, or anything else we own that sybalizes what we are about! Unfortunitaly snakes are out as pets!! Which doesn't say alot for your mentality exept your middle finger!! What the hell do you expect with e reptile?? Wagg it's tail every time you come home?? Jump in your lap and lick and love you?? I will never get you people who think snakes can be pets!! Who the hell told you that?? Have you taught fido any new tricks lately??? I think he has taught you something!! And looks like he got the right finger too!!! Reptile Idiots!! Again, who is the stupid Fucker?? The snake? who reacts by instincts? the human? who should know that a snake only knows instincts, and doesn't learn shit but what it was born to do, will be what it will do!! Sorry to say snake/fido will probably not go outside to shit or retrie

Stupid Us Laws - Thanks Red
-- In Bakersfield, California, anyone having intercourse with Satan must use a condom. (An asbestos one we presume.) -- In Oblong, Illinois, it's punishable by law to make love while hunting or fishing on your wedding day. -- In Minnesota, it is illegal for any man to have sexual intercourse with a live fish. (Apparently it's OK for woman.) -- No man is allowed to make love to his wife with the smell of garlic, onions, or sardines on his breath in Alexandria, Minnesota. If his wife so requests, law mandates that he must brush his teeth. -- Warn your hubby that after lovemaking in Ames, Iowa, he isn't allowed to take more than three gulps of beer while lying in bed with you -- or holding you in his arms. -- Bozeman, Montana, has a law that bans all sexual activity between members of the opposite sex in the front yard of a home after sundown -- if they're nude. -- In hotels in Sioux Falls, South Dakota, every room is required to have twin beds. And the beds must always

Stupid Men
Im so tired of stupid men on CherryTap that expect women to have nude pictures. Not all of the chicks on here wanna show themselves like that n if that is the reason why alot of guys are on Cherry then they shouldnt be on here at all. Having naked pictures isnt what Cherry is all about n i think that some men need to realize that n grow the fuck up!

Stupid Fucking Bears
MIAMI—The owners, coaching staff, and equipment managers of the Chicago Bears continue to vehemently deny ownership of the 12 commercial-grade snowmaking machines and six fog generators that somehow appeared on the sidelines of Dolphin Stadium late Tuesday. "I have never seen these machines before, nor has the Chicago Bears organization ever needed to use such things in the course of football operations, as our home stadium is usually well-supplied with both snow and fog," barely discernible Bears head coach Lovie Smith said while standing hip-deep in a snowdrift during his Wednesday-night press conference. "The point is they're here now and we'll just have to learn to live with it—football players, journalists, and prissy indoor-team members alike." Coach Smith went on to say that he would file a formal protest with the league to remove the domed roof that mysteriously appeared on the top of Dolphin Stadium Wednesday morning.

Stupid Drama Shit
More about being hostile — Thursday, February 01, 2007 Ok, so I haven't been writing much latly. There's all sorts of drama been going on. I broke up with my gf. Meanwhile, Claudia, at the department of workforce services in Ogden, thinks I am abusing my gf. ( now ex-gf. ) That's insane, but still upsetting. The day I was accused of being hostile, claudia told my gf that she didn't have a problem telling me about what was going on. Well, I did call her boss later the same day, and told her what happend, and that she shouldn't talk to, or treat people the way she did that day and the few days before that. Well, so now claudia said that she thinks I am abusing her. Or that's what claudia says. Claudia's other job is working with battered women. So she is probably cynical and basicly sexist and all men are scum to ther because that's what she mostly works with. Basicly, she is pissed off cuz I called her boss. And as I told her boss, I would have m

Stupid Valentine's Day
My first year without a steady boyfriend and it blows the big one. I now see why people get agitated with this "holiday." If you really love someone, shouldn't you want to celebrate all year long instead of making a big deal out of one damn day? I'm just bitter....

Stupid People
Ok here as of late I ain't sure why but , Stupid people are really starting to make me wonder why some of these moms didn't swallow . Now I was at burger king ,,, "and oh yes I am going to start saying where this stuff happens to save you my friends from this insanity " ,,, I had went and had my car washed I pull into the drive thru at burger king and I swear to God the girl said , " You must have just washed your car ? " . Now bless her heart but I had to do it , I told her nope , just drove thru one hell of a rain storm over at the mall . Yall this poor girl leaned out the drive thru window and looked over at the mall ! Shit you not ! Ok now if thats not enough later this same day an asshole pulls right out in front of me , So yeah you know I cussed him out he gets out of his truck starts cussing me , Never mind the fact that he pulled out in front of me , People like this should be put in a porta potty the door chained shut and it set on fire . And whats up with this shi

Stupid Idiots And Computers (from Bullitin)
> There's always one. This has got to be one of the funniest things in a long time. I think this guy should have been promoted, not fired This is a true story from the Word Perfect Helpline, which was transcribed from a recording monitoring the customer care department. Needless to say the Help Desk employee was fired; however, he/she is currently suing the Word Perfect organization for "Termination without Cause". > Actual dialogue of a former WordPerfect Customer Support employee. (Now I know why they record these conversations!): > > Operator: "Ridge Hall, computer assistance; may I help you?" > Caller: "Yes, well, I'm having trouble with WordPerfect." > Operator: "What sort of trouble??" > Caller: "Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the words went away." > Operator: "Went away?" > Caller: "They disappeared." > Operator: "Hmm So what does your screen look like now?" > Caller: "Nothing." > Operator: "Nothing??" > Caller: "It's blank; it won't accept anythi

Stupid Van
I hate my minivan some days. This is one of them. I was driving on Route 80 in Northeastern Pennsylvania. It started to buck. So, naturally, I get annoyed. I pulled off at the exit. I turned right. And it groaned. Unhappily. And it stopped. So, here I am right now, sitting in a hospital waiting room waiting for someone to come get me. Then we have to long ass drive home. About 3 hrs. Oh, and since its Sunday, I have no idea what is actually wrong. I'm going to push it into a mechanics parking lot, about 2 blocks away. I'll leave them a note with my cell number for them to call me tomorrow. What else can I do? Rant. Thanks for reading. Griz

Stupid Guys
why is it that every guy i know ends up being an asshole....i'm so over it....and i swear, if one more person decides to go off on me for shit and talk about me behind my back, i'm gonna hurt someone....just thought i'd share that

Stupid Husband....
STUPID HUSBAND.... >> He forgot his Wedding anniversary and his wife was really ticked off at him. >> She told him, "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in under 6 seconds, AND IT BETTER BE THERE." >> The next morning, Mark got up really early. When his wife woke up a couple of hours later, she looked out the window, and sure enough, there was a small gift-wrapped box sitting in the middle of the driveway. >> Confused, the wife put on her robe, Ran out to the driveway, and took the box into the house. >> She opened it, and found a brand new bathroom scale. Mark is not yet well enough to have visitors.

Stupid People
Annoyances of daily life... the worst of those are incredibly stupid people. People who just don't get it. People who blame the wrong person/organization. People who think just because it's your job to answer the phone, that you are even MORE stupid than they are. Stupid people who think that "8 to 15 days" means either 8 or 15 days. Hey, STUPID PEOPLE! It MEANS that it's an ESTIMATE of time, not of ACTUAL time. Stupidity beyond stupidity. How is it my fault that the IRS is so incredibly slow one week, and crazy fast the next? People are truly undereducated. How do people fuck up the alphabet? A comes before B and so on... but I guess, if it wasn't for such stupid people, I might not look as smart as I do! THANK YOU STUPID PEOPLE!

Stupid Bullshit
I am typically really easy to get a long with... Granted I can be stubborn (to say the least) but I am a brutally honest person and I really mean well in all that I do. I am happy with who I am. If you have issues with me, maybe you should look in the mirror and not throw stones while living in a glass house. There are not many people who I can't stand. If I don't care for you, I avoid your existence. I cannot change people but I can change my self and/or surroundings. If I have a personal issue with you, I will set you aside and talk to you about it. Believe it or not, talking about issues usually works well in the real world! That is talking to one another about issues. This does not entail talking shit behind someones back and not having enough courage to state your feelings to their face. I have learned the hard way that true friends are few and far between and that most women are not content without a little bit of drama in their lives. If you are dramatic, de

Stupid People... I Swear... Life Goes On!!!
OK PEOPLE ALL PEOPLE YOU DUMB PEOPLE OUT THERE DONT SAY YOU AINT CAUSE WELL MOST OF YOU ARE... WOT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU ALL ITS LIKE THIS... ALL OF YOU ARE DUMB!!! IIGHT I WAS TALKING TO MY HOMMIE... I TOLD HIM TO HONK THE HORN "DA, DA, DA, DA ,DA" AND THEN WAIT FOR SOMEONE TO GO "DA, DA" YADAMEAN? NO ONE DID IT... I SWEAR YOU ALL ARE SO STUCC ON YOURSELF ITS NOT EVEN FUNNY. I TELL YOU IF I WAS DRIVING AND SOMEONE DID THAT I WOULD "DA, DA" MY HORN IN A SECOND... BUT MOST OF YOU WOULDEN'T... NOW THESE ARE THE TYPE OF PEOPLE I HATE... YOU ALL GO ABOUT YOUR LIFE LIKE THIS FOR EXAMPLE... IF YOUR BF/GF BREAKS UP WITH YOU SURE ITS SAD FOR A DAY BUT DON'T SIT THERE AND CRY ABOUT IT FOR LIKE EVER CAUSE REALLY THE REASON THEY BROKE UP WITH YOU WAS FOR A DUMB REASON ANYWHO, SO FUCC IT... LIFE GOES ON... WHILE YOU WERE DWELLING IN YOUR BREAK UP YOUR FRIENDS WERE IN NEED OF YOU AND FRANKLY ALOT OF PEOPLE THAT WERNT YOUR FRIENDS WOULD STILL LOVE TO HAVE HAD THE CHANCE TO JUST HAVE SOMEONE...

Stupid Cupid :p
Stupid cupid, you're a real mean guy I'd like to clip your wings so you can't fly I'm in love and it's a cryin' shame And i know that you're the one to blame Hey, hey, set me free Stupid cupid, stop pickin' on me Can't do my homework and i can't think straight I meet him ev'ry mornin' 'bout a half past eight I'm actin'like a lovesick fool You even got me carry in his books to school Hey, hey, set me free Stupid cupid, stop pickin' on me You mixed me up but good, right from the very start Hey, go play robin hood with somebody else's heart You got me jumpin' like a crazy clown And i don't feature what you're puttin' down Since i kissed his lovin' lips of wine The thing that bothers me is that i like it fine Hey, hey, set me free Stupid cupid, stop pickin' on me Pickin' me

Stupid Valentines Day Lol
ugh...well the day is half way gone...and ive been doing pretty much the same thing all day. yup...ive sat at home watched lame lovey dovey movies and threw popcorn at the tv because the dumb actors looked too damn happy at the end of the movie lol. i even ordered in some asian food and am now planning to change couches lol. oh well... at least ive managed to spare my hips massive amounts of sugar. lol so how is everyone valentine's day going? any big plans for tonight? i for one have a date with my boyfriends ben & jerry...in the new york chocolate chunk flavor.

Stupid!
Error: you've triggered our anti-spam trap. please stop posting the same crap over and over. ps: if you ride the short-bus and don't understand what this means, please go back to myspace. thanks! OMG, this is gettin on mah nerve!!!!!!!!!!!! I am changing my comments out and I have only hit a few of you today!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Maybe cherrytap is riding the short bus! Pissin me off!!! WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stupid People
http://www.geocities.com/SouthBeach/Sands/7085/stupidtest/page01.htm i dunno just had to post and say something on the level of stupidity around me lately its getting very rediculious already delt wit it this mornin and it ticked me off lol but as for the link above its just is to a test thing to take for fun to find out how stupid one can be lol no pun in tended its just for fun but im done for now so talk to you all lata

Stupid Person
This is a short convo I had with Brad/Lisa after he placed 2 stupid mumms in a row. He shouted at me and thats it...here it is, lemme know what you think. Read this bottom to top. >Lisa: well, if I do...i will be sure to hunt you down like a dog and fuck you in the ass...while cutting you and me...just to make sure you die Lisa: no need - you will get aids i dont worry ->Lisa: dig deeper man. deeper Lisa: homo ->Lisa: dude...if your gonna call me a name..make it good. Lisa: stumpy dick lol Lisa: lol you kick my ass ok homo ->Lisa: well...come to Okla so I can kick your ass, and then you'll find out Lisa: are you a guy or a girl you homo

Stupid Me
fucking fuck i hate being played.. i feel like such a fucking idiot .. i hate guys,i shoulda clued in.. fuck me..im done..i really dont know.. ...i wish i could take back the whole fucking weekend...i wish i dint have feelings..or be like a guy and not use them well not all are like that but this one yes.... *sigh* so stupid.. argh.. why would i believe that.. so mad at myself.. hearing this junk.. ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.. anyways im a idiot..thinking i was doin somethin and i wasnt.. wtf ever.. dont think i can actually express that chit here..but whatever ill write whenever kay

Stupid Laws
Good Morning. Hard Spun sucks! Enough on Horse racing! How is every little thing? You ever play that game called stupid laws? We have the goofy game and it is a collage of millions of laws that are namely stupid still on the books in some states, cities, and rural areas. What brought this up was this morning on my way into work I heard on a local radio station I listen to (B93) that Middleville, Michigan has a law banning Snowmobiles inside the city limits. This is Michigan mind you. We get snow and sometimes plenty of it, which I might add is Melting, I’m Melting! Too much wizard of oz when I was a kid… Ok, so Middleville has banned snowmobile’s from entering city limits with snowmobiles. Factious pigs! I say that because in some areas snowmobiles are allowed to travel on the roads and in some other parts of Michigan they have the right of way in the winter. Most of those are northern counties and U.P. areas for sure. But what kind of Nazi régime would ban snowmobiles? Any goofy ass

Stupid Cousin
She means well but sometimes i just dont know. her car broke down we are stuck in this little town in god knows where. no one no's how to fix the car and people wont be here for a week. we are staying in this cheap ass motel that i swear is infested with aids. after the car gets fixed we are just going back home.

Stupid Tongue Rings
So here's the dillio, tonight one of my tongue ring balls cracked in half (plastic) and i wasnt able to eat anything all day cuz i didnt wanna lose my ball and let my hole grow over. The thing is, I chew on it alot and thats why it happened.(my replacements wee in the car my bf had at work) does anyone have a fixation with chewing on their tongue rings...or am i the only one?

Stupid Boy
KEITH URBAN - Stupid Boy Well, she was precious like a flower She grew wild, wild but innocent A perfect prayer in a desperate hour She was everything beautiful and different Stupid boy, you can't fence that in Stupid boy, it's like holding back the wind She let her heart and soul right in your hands And you stole her every dream and you crushed her plans She never even knew she had a choice and that's what happens When the only voice she hears is telling her she can't Stupid boy, stupid boy Oh So what made you think you could take a life And just push it push it around I guess you build yourself up so high You had to take her and break her down She let her heart and soul right in your hands And you stole her every dream and you crushed her plans She never even knew she had a choice and that's what happens When the only voice she hears is telling her she can't You stupid boy Oh, you always had to be right but now you've lost The only thing that ever made

Stupid People !!!!!!!
SOME JACKASS ON HERE HAD THE GULL TO LEAVE ME A SMART ASS PRIVATE MESSAGE ABOUT MY PAGE BEING OVER BOARD AND SO ON WELL I WONT BROADCAST HIS ASS LIKE I SHOULD BECAUSE I DONT DO THT SO HERE IS TO YOU < YOU SLIPKNOT HATING AND JASON HATING POSER THAT YOU ARE PAL

Stupid Shit People Do On Here And In Every Day Life
ONE Bitching because you cant view someones private pics just makes you look desperate and creepy-GROW UP! TWO To the people who have like 40,000 friends, are you serious? You're stupid. Go play in traffic. THREE Don't ever post pictures and say "OMG, I'm so ugly" "OMG, I'm so fat" because if you were, you wouldn't post them. And if u do ur a freaking mongoloid. FOUR Nobody cares about threats over the internet. Don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard. Fighting online is like racing in the special olympics; even if you win, you're still retarded. FIVE Quit crying b/c you're not on someons fan list. who cares? ITS CherryTap SIX Who really cares if I don't accept you as a friend? MOVE ON!!! Don't send me another request or message asking "what's up with you not adding me?" I don't want you as a friend, that's what's up fruit!!! SEVEN Fake pics just to booster poi

Stupidness
ok. i think it was a year or so ago when i broke my foot jumping from a friends roof. that was the results of to much alcohol. you know it makes people do dumb things sometimes (like sleep with certin girls that you wake up next to and like what the fuck. you finllay got me in the bed) yea. anyways. but last week i dropped a heavy ass transformer on my foot. it weighed around 351 pounds and landed right on my foot. the doc says its not broke. but you know. i think she was a compelete and totally dumbass(or im the dumbass for fucking around with a transformer) cause my foot is still swelled with a large bump on it. maybe i should go back to the doc's and have it checked out.

Stupidity!!!!
TEN THINGS DUMBASSES DO ON CHERRYTAP ONE there is NO SUCH THING as a CherryTap tracker. it does NOT exist. so quit posting stupid bulletins like "OH-MY-GOD this WORKS!!!" no, it doesn't. TWO To the people who have like 100,000 friends, are you serious? You're stupid. Go play in traffic. THREE Don't ever post pictures and say "OMG, I'm so ugly" "OMG, I'm so fat" because if you were, you wouldn't post them. And if u do ur a freaking mongoloid. FOUR Nobody cares about threats over the internet. Don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard. Fighting online is like racing in the special olympics; even if you win, you're still retarded. FIVE Quit crying b/c you're not on someones top 8. who cares? ITS CherryTap SIX Who really cares if I don't accept you as a friend? MOVE ON!!! Don't send me another request or message asking "what's up with you not adding me?" I don't want you as a friend, that's what's up fruit!!! SEVEN Little 6th graders who have CherryTa

Stupid People
I really hate people sometimes. Especially on the internet. Some dude just left me a comment saying that I have too many friends and that I'm only on here for a fuck. To that dude, if you ever read this, I'm not that desperate. I have better things to do with my time. And then he tries to act like a bad ass on my comments. No one is intimidated by someone who can type like they're a bad ass. Hell, my 13 year old brother can do that and he's far from a bad ass.

Stupid Grrrls
how come baby doll tshirt prints are only for baby doll tshirts? why the fuck cant they do it on a normal shirt? why the fuck arethe baby doll prints usually better looking? im glad i know a cat that runs a tshirt thang. im gonna have him give me a a baby doll shirt until i find one that fits. glad im skinny. ill find one. and then ill start wearing them. cause i can. its like...what is usually a little centered square print on a normal dudes shirt...they blow up and make fill the ENTIRE baby doll. i like those. i found some...okey, a whole bunch that i wish i could rock. this is total sexist shite.

Stupid Girl
i am just a stupid girl living in my own world thinking about all the passing days nothing will ever change the feelings r the same. i dont think u will ever change ur ways my heart is breaking hard opening new scars. my feelings growing stronger by the day. the aura of u has changed do u remember my name? i know my dear i am not the one to blame. Spanish graphics from My Onda - www.myonda.com

Stupid Motherfuckers!
#1. 1990 NHL DRAFT 4 Mike Ricci (C) Canada Philadelphia Flyers Peterborough Petes (OHL) - 16 year Veteran 5 Jaromir Jagr (R) Czechoslovakia Pittsburgh Penguins Kladno Poldi (Czech) - 2 time stanley cup winner, hart trophy (1999), 5-time Art ross Trophy, 3-time lester b. pearson award winner, 8-time all star, All Rookie team 1991, Olympic Gold and Bronze Medal Winner. He holds 16 NHL Records. 16 year NHL Veteran. 20 Martin Brodeur (G) Canada New Jersey Devils Saint-Hyacinthe Laser (QMJHL) - 3 time Stanley cup Champion, 2 Time Vezina Trophy, Calder Trohy, 4 time William M Jennings Trophy winner, 9 time all star, All rookie team 1994, Holds 9 NHL Records, 30 Franchise Records, youngest goaltender in NHL history to reach the 300 and 400 regular season win plateaus, 2 Olympic Silver Medals, Gold Medal, And World Cup of Hockey champions in 2004. #2. 1991 NHL ENTRY DRAFT 1. Eric Lindros Canada Quebec Nordiques Oshawa Generals (OHL) - NHL All Rookie Team 1993, Hart trophy win

Stupid Little Girls
So my bf and I posted the same salute picture, and some silly little girl rated him low AND made asinine comments. How sad is that, when you have to be a bitch about someone you don't even know. Fun stuff here :) And I thought the drama was back at Myspace LOL

Stupid Questions
Stupid Questions 1. Why does your gynecologist leave the room when you undress? 2. If a person owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way down to the center of the earth? 3. Why cant woman put their mascara on with their mouth closed? 4. Why is it called alcoholics anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say "hi, my names Bob. Im an alcoholic"? 5. If you mated a Bulldog with a Shitsu would you get a Bullshit? 6. Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside? 7. Why is there a light in the fridge but not in the freezer? 8. Why does mineral water that has trickled through mountains for centuries have a use by date? 9. Why do toasters always have a setting on them which burns your toast to a horrible crisp no one would eat? 10. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say "I think ill squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"? 11. What do people in China call their good plates? 12. If the pr

Stupid People
This is a song by Jack Johnson.. its called Good People. This song is how I feel about some ppl on here right now. I don't understand how talking to ppl is a bad thing. I enjoy meeting new ppl but some on here think they own the world and everyone in it. Well I am not owned. I don't want to be owned. I have made some mistakes since I have been on here and I regret them very much. A good person has been singled out and flogged for the most part because he talks to me. Well.. this song is to all those that think they are perfect and can just write ppl off because they talk to someone you like. Typing that even seems silly cause it is just the internet. I mean really.. who has the right to try to ban someone cause they are talking to the person you are talking to? who gives a fuck. Its the internet ppl. And once again ppl have proven that they are fake or just assholes. I guess you can't expect ppl to be honest and secure when they are on the internet 24/7. I wonder why I have been single

Stupid Stalkers
Why do I get all the stupid stalkers?They can't spell..and most of the time it's because they are foreigners.Don't get me wrong some of my closest friends are from other countries that have difficulty with english but at least they try. These stupid stalkers can't even seem to understand how to read a profile.. that no means NO .They don't care to hear that although I appreciate their being fans.. they have no need to talk so rudely to me. Try to treat me as their own property or something to that effect. Why can't I get the shy, quiet stalkers??The ones who are nice and stalk you from a distance that kind of creep up on you from nowhere.. Did those kinds of stalkers die off all the sudden?? Or perhaps it's because of what I do for a living that they feel they can approach me in such a manner. Even old leather Dom's do not approach me with such disrespect,and those that have ...well..they have learned I am not a pure submissive and will bite back when disrespect become

Stupid Kids Need......
to get a life!!! and grow up..... so yeesterday at my school there were these dumb kids that carved on the bathroom wall(which is something that we did when we were in middle school) and they wrote that they were going to shoot these people and they used names and now we are on a f***ing lock down and cant leave at all to do anything until class is over, we cant go to the lunch room twice, we cant go to the bathroom with out a teacher being with us and we can only go during our passing period, and we cant go to other classroom's when we need help... these kids need to grow up and confess that it was them, because ts not only pissing a bunch of people off but its just making it so they get in more trouble.... GROW UP!!!!

Stupid, Stupid Me
I'm almost positive that my attempts to be an adult this week have gone pretty much...to hell. I really wanted to make something of what my life has been thus far, only to find that I'm lagging considerably in my personal life. Not the singleness...that I could probably live with for a bit longer...but the fact that I've been dying for a moment where I felt like the strong person I make myself out to be. I want so much to be the person I once was...when I spoke friends listened, friends cared...and when they needed me I was only too happy to return the favor...I had more life, more glow then. And now I've turned into a dull, bitter person. Bitter...I never thought I'd live to see the day where anyone said this about me...it's happened recently, which made me take a step back to look at myself and realize...goddamn, I AM a bitter person. I thought I was better than that somehow, that all my trials and problems and bullshit were worth caring about to someone else, and I must h

Stupid
THe Cialis commercial says that if you experience and erection lasting more than four hours, call your doctor. Here's how this really works: If I experience an erection lasting more than four hours, I'm calling every woman I ever met. Dig?

Stupid Things People Do On Ct
Ten Things Losers Do On Cherrytap....... ***ONE To the people who have like 25,000 friends, are you serious? You're stupid. Go play in traffic. ***TWO Don't ever post pictures and say "OMG, I'm so ugly" "OMG, I'm so fat" because if you were, you wouldn't post them. And if u do ur a freaking mongoloid. ***THREE Nobody cares about threats over the internet. Don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard. Fighting online is like racing in the special olympics; even if you win, you're still retarded. ***FOUR Quit crying b/c you didn't win a contest. who cares? ITS CHERRYTAP!!! ***FIVE people who have whoring contests*such as creamy coochie,biggest breasts* or whatever other nasty and degrading contests your little brain can conjure up.. *to the guys that do these* go find a girlfriend and fuck her b/c apparently you need something to occupy ur time! *the girls that have them and are entered in them* ur j

Stupid Girl
There is a man I have known for years. He is my best friend in all the world. We have gone through a lot of crap together. He was with this girl for 9 years and loved her with all of his heart and soul. They were going to get married a couple of times but with both of them being in the military they had to put it off due to the fact that one of them was always active duty. He gave his entire world for this girl. He is a true man, honest and sincere, loving and caring. He would buy flowers just because she hadn't gotten any for awhile. Take a trip just to get away. Help in any way possible. Not a jealous bone in his body. But she wasn't happy cause she thought he was cheating and he wasn't. She took everything from him when she left. Now this man made a promise to himself that he would never buy another ring for another women. He tells himself that there is no one out there for him. I try to convince him otherwise but he refuses. He vows to be single for

Stupor Of You
Stupor Of You Yesterday you made me cry but you didn’t seem to understand- what your words did to me. They amputate through me and cleave heavy to my chest- harsher than any other abuse you have put me through. Today I chase my hands along my bruised cheek and gaze at the reflection of a submissive woman. Some battles are won while others go on long after the warrior returns home. You are a maverick in a world laden- with dreams and lately anything I say seems to guide you over the edge. I watch the window and listen to make sure he is not coming back. I remember when youth’s hands- explored and taught each other how to feel more than malice. Now when he touches me I paralyse myself to everything but my breathing. I crawl to my room and creep beneath my covers and fall into the darkness of my life. I dream it’s almost over before- I feel his hands on my skin and I come back to live each day

Stupid Questions
It just so happens I work in a store that specializes in Movies, Music and Video games. To explain a little next door there is a Staples, and A Dollar Store....Now that you know this. Listen to these ?'s and the answers we wish we could say.....I know some of you have heard them before and agree...!! Now like most companies, so we can be easily findable by customers we wear a uniform...our just happens be bright yellow with black pants. I wear my name tag on my hip, because of all the keys I carry they are too heavy for my neck, so it is obvious who works there. And yet, the most common stupid question we hear is... Do you work here? Umm..no, there uniform is the hottest fashion trends, so I thought I would wear it this morning. The rest are as follows.. Can I ask you a question? This I usually answer with a you just did, but you can ask me another one if you'd like. What I want to say just to see their faces is NO! OR..they elaborate that one and ask... Can I ask

Stupid People
In all my life I have always valued honesty above all else. Because it seems that somehow honesty is tied into so many other things. You can't have loyalty without honesty. You can't have trust without honsety. You can't have a lot of things without honesty. I would go on. But who really cares about all that. But now I have found something else that really irritates me. Being called a liar! I'm here venting about being called a liar because I don't lie. I don't believe in telling someone that I like their hairstyle when they ask if I don't. I might say that its nice, but not my favorite. I won't intentionally hurt someone with my words. But I beleive that by telling them how I actually feel about something is much better than letting them think that I like something when I don't. White lies don't even apply. Sure don't get me wrong. Sometimes its better to omit a few things from the truth but even that has its limits. Like yesterday, I was running late for work. So I told my boss that

Stupid Salute! >:(
im trying to take a salute picture and the homepage isnt showing up clearly and its annoying i must have taken over 50 pictures trying to get this right. does the homepage HAVE to be clear so that you can read it in the picture?

Stupid-o-meter
How can you tell you are an idiot? If you leave comments like this: a face like that doesnt deserve one mans love, it deserve a thousand men's love No. It was not a comment I left. And it was not made about me.

.stupidity.
mah D is awesome...n brilliant...n we were having a discussion about the stupidity of penis...and this is what she had to say...*dun dun dun* Drea says: they're so incredibly dumb ... it's like ... there was a special kind of "stupid" that was cooked up JUST for humans that have penises *golf claps* amen...n hallelujah!

Stupidness
OMFG!!! ARE PPL REALLY THAT STUPID? DO THEY REALLY THINK THAT JUST CAUSE YOU ARE ON A PUBLIC SITE WITH A "PRETTY" FACE THAT THEY CAN JUST BUY YOU WITH SWEET WORDS THEY FIND IN POEMS OR HEAR FROM SOMEONE ELSE.FOR SOME REASON THERE ARE ALOT OF THEM ON THERE THAT FORGET HOW TO READ WHEN IT COMES TO PROFILES IM SO SICK OF FAKE PPL,PPL THINKING THAT I OR MOST WILL FALL FOR THEIR GAMES AND LIES. SO FAR THIS MORNING ALONE I HAVE HAD 6 THAT HAVE SAID JUST ABOUT THE SAME THINGS ONE JUST BOLDLY ASK WHEN I WAS MOVING IN WITH HIM LMFAO!! WHERE DO THEY COME FROM WHERE DO THEY GET THIS SHIT?? ANYONE WITH ANSWERS LET ME KNOW..MAYBE IT'S JUST ME THAT IS STUPID?? I DONT KNOW. HELP!!!!!! PLEASE????? THANKS

Stupid Friends
I am so pissed off at this ex friend of mine. She is one of the reasons I do not have very many friends that are girls. She is a back stabber and only cares about herself. I let her move into my rental house, she began to not pay on time. I kept secrets for her that were damaging to her whole family and her life. I didn't even ask to have all of this dumped in my lap ( all of her secrets), she chose to tell me. Now she thinks I told another female friend who hates her, but likes her husband. How stupid is that, because if I had this friend would have went straight to her husband and told him because she hates her that much. Needless to say when she comes tomorrow to pay her feburary rent then I am having nothing to do with her (she has moved out of my rental). It is so hard to be friends with girls, at least I think so. You can tell guys to fuck off and they will still be your friend and you can be honest with them even if it's something they don't want to hear. Fuuuck

The Stupidity Thats On The Internet...
I thought this was a good MySpace bulletin I made just a couple minutes ago to post after reading some bulletins made by fake people so Im turning it into a blog entry and adding more to it all for everyone here on CherryTap! --------------------- Why do people post bulletins on this damn website like they actually are in love with someone they just met? Im sorry, but no one can be in love with someone in two or three weeks after meeting them... Its lust... Its not love... Its superficial to think that someone whos hot is the one who is perfect and your only one. Guys now adays are so sad and so fake and so are their feelings. All they want from a girl is for them to lay down and spread their legs. They dont care about the person they're reeling in on the hook, line and sinker. After they're done netting them, taking the hook from their mouth and saying, "Oh what a purdy one you are," they end up throwing them back into the river for another asshole to bait. Its quite sad

Stupid Blog
hey all i am bored out of my mind so i thought i would write a blog. i named it stupid blog cause as you can see it is a stupid blog. i never know what to write about cause i dont know what people want to hear about. so if there is anything you would like to hear about or discuss please let me know.

Stupid Work
I was supposed to get out of there by 9pm -- did I? Noooooooooooooooo.. one of the tax associates had to take TWO fking hours to finish a normally 15-20 minute return *grrr* I didn't get home till almost 11pm and I've been working since EIGHT AM! this better not happen tomorrow night or heads are gonna roll!

Stupid Bitches
for my first blog i wanna speak on behalf of all the homeboys. If u are or are plan on gettin with one of the homies then know this now the jealousy bullshit towards the homegirls aint gonna last very long. So my advice is get over or get on and quit naggin at the homeboys and 4 the few of the dogs who let this bullshit go on hit me up when ur balls drop cuz right now they seem 2 have sucked up into ur throat. Dont forget bros befores

The Stupidest Thing Ever
Its so dumb how ppl can put up pictures of themselves naked as the day they were born n if i make a mum thats a joke about guys jerkin off i get in trouble for it by the Cherrytap ppl lol. Thats so funny. Ppl obviously voted on whether or not they liked. It was all just for fun. Cherrytap should lighten up:)

Stupid!! Stupid!! Stupid!!
DAM THE LAST I CHECKED I WAS 41 YEARS OLD, AND FOR ME TO SHOW MY CLEVAGE, WHICH I HAD MY BRA AND SHIRT ON, AND I GET FLAGGED (NSFW) OMG THAT WAS JSUT WRONG , THIS IS WHAT MAKES THIS SITE, SURE THERE IS A POINT YA DONT CROSS BUT HELL, LOOK AT ALL THE NUDE CONTEST AND PICS OUT THERE * WHICH PERSONALLY MOST OF THEM I LIKE..HEHE* BUT CT IS GETTING WAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY OUT OF HAND BY FLAGGIN A LOT OF THESE PICS THAT ARE CLEAN BUT YET LEAVES A LITTLE TO THE IMAGINATION, I GUARANTEE U IF I WOULD OF HAD MY SHIRT OFF IT PROBABLY WOULDNT OF BEEN FLAGGED, PEOPLE COME ON THIS SITE TO HAVE FUN, NOT BE PUNISHED FOR A DAM CLEVAGE SHOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO STUPID!!!!!!!!!

Stupid Laws
In Clarendon, TX., it is illegal to dust any public building with a feather duster..... In Borger, TX., it is against the law to throw confetti, rubber balls, feather dusters, whips or quirts (riding crop), and explosive firecrackers of any kind. Portland, ME., makes it illegal to tickle a girl under the chin with a feather duster. Georgia law provides that it is a misdemeanor for any citizen to attend church worship on Sunday unless he is equipped with a rifle and it is loaded. It is contrary to Pennsylvania law to discharge a gun, cannon, revolver or other explosive weapon at a wedding. In Racine, WS., it is illegal to wake a fireman when he is asleep. In Fort Madison, IA., the fire department is required to practice fire fighting for fifteen minutes before attending a fire. A Chicago law forbids eating in a place that is on fire. San Francisco prohibits elephants from strolling down Market Street unless they are on a leash. In Normal, IL., it is against t

Stupid Emotions...
hmm...maybe i shouldnt have been up at 1:30 in the morning but i couldnt sleep. i felt like my mind was floating in pudding. so.... i went for a drive to clear my head & somehow i managed to get all the way to my cousin's house. i hadn't seen her since my aunt & uncle ::her parents:: past away. she's 24 years old & has an adorable little girl named darlene. anyway....since i found myself in the neighborhood with no place to stay i figured id drop by, lol. i was actually very surprised to find that the house lights were on. i rang the doorbell & she answered the door with a .45 in her hand...classic texan don't ya think? lmao. the look on her face was priceless tho....she was freaking out that i was there..let alone at 3 in the morning. we sat down in the living/tv room & made with the cousin chit chat. its kinda funny...even though we hadn't seen each other for like 3 years we talked like we saw each other yesterday. her & i were pretty close growing up but she moved to falfurri

Stupid Rant
Ever notice how people claim things all the time , yet their actions speak so much louder. I wonder if some people purposly play head games , but whats even better , is when your only an option to communicate with when no one else is around , I guess people dont realize how obvious they really are I love being second best always please stop pissing on my leg and trying to tell me its raining. Im not as blind as you think

Stupid Quiz That Checks Your High School Clique? Why Did I Take This I'm Out Of Hs, Been Out Since 03?
You scored as Goth. Your A Goth!Goth90%Rocker, Mosher75%Chav, Townie, Rude Boy, Ned, Kev45%Prepy30%Skater25%Emo15%Trendy0%What Group Are You? Chav, Rocker, Skater, Emo, Goth, Trendy, Prepy Ectcreated with QuizFarm.com

Stupid Questions,,,,,,,,,,
Stupid Questions II 1. Why does your gynecologist leave the room when you undress? 2. If a person owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way down to the center of the earth? 3. Why can't woman put their mascara on with their mouth closed? 4. Why is it called alcoholics anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say "hi, my name's Bob. I'm an alcoholic"? 5. If you mated a Bulldog with a Shitsu would you get a Bullshit? 6. Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside? 7. Why is there a light in the fridge but not in the freezer? 8. Why does mineral water that has trickled through mountains for centuries have a use by date? 9. Why do toasters always have a setting on them which burns your toast to a horrible crisp no one would eat? 10. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say "I think i'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"? 11. What do people in China call their good plates? 12. If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radi

Stupid People!
ok, I had to create another blog since I seem to be bitching about work. Now on to the tale from tonight...lol First off we so freaking busy tonight that we got our asses handed to us!!! Since it was a Sunday our GM decided to screw us always and not schedule enough people, so of course we get a bus. I was in DT as always, but still tried to help out our front counter and grill people. Yes, I know I try to damn hard...lol Anyways, I had a guy come through and order like 30 bucks worth of food, including 30 nuggets. Now if anyone has ever worked at Micky D's you know that it takes 3 and a half minutes to make nuggets, and you only get 25 to a bag. Needless to say we had to make some so I had to ask the guy to pull forward. He did, but was an ass about it. Excuse me, if you don't want to be parked then come inside..or better yet...call in such a big order!!! That is possible you know!!! Ok, anyways, we take his food out to him, and he comes back inside. Evidently he decided

Stupid Boy Song Lyrics
STUPID BOY Well, she was precious like a flower She grew wild, wild but innocent A perfect prayer in a desperate hour She was everything beautiful and different Stupid boy, you can't fence that in Stupid boy, it's like holding back the wind She let her heart and soul right in your hands And you stole her every dream and you crushed her plans She never even knew she had a choice and that's what happens When the only voice she hears is telling her she can't Stupid boy, stupid boy Oh So what made you think you could take a life And just push it push it around I guess you build yourself up so high You had to take her and break her down She let her heart and soul right in your hands And you stole her every dream and you crushed her plans She never even knew she had a choice and that's what happens When the only voice she hears is telling her she can't You stupid boy Oh, you always had to be right but now you've lost The only thing that ever made you feel aliv

Stupid
yeah just read a blog that someone posted...just cause someone wants to have a good time doesnt mean that they are trying to make someone jealous...that means that the person who even thought about it was jealous in the first place...so go take yourself out the world cause your confused about yourself...gay or not gay???GAY!!!so fuck you mo fo...

Stupid (a Poem For Rick)
With the upcoming anniversary of the death of a dear loved one, I figured this would be a good way to help cope. Let me know your thoughts. Now you've gone and killed yourself. All we ask is "Why?" Why did you do this to us? All we do is cry. We shall make no more memories of you, But reminice on the ones made in the past. No joy or laughter heard now, Seems like forever we will mourn. Why you took your life that day, All we ask is "Why?" We love you dearly, And miss you so. Why were you so stupid? I guess we'll never know. In loving memory of Richard Charles Frazier February 14,1944 - April 10,1998

Stupidity Seems To Be Ruling Tonight
OK, guys, the red X things, grow up, if you wanna leave Tap, the door is that way-----> Oh, and quit reposting the same damn things repeatedly, as in the one that appeared 20 times on my list in 4 hours time saying "repost, I want one more friend" Ummm, morons, only your friends see your bulletins, (unless the scroll all the way down to the bottom to see who started it, but, we don't want to) and if you are that desperate...no wait, that's not desperate, THAT"S LAZY!! See all those little pictures scrolling across the top, click one, say "Hi", and put in a friend request. Oh, and be yourself! I can not stress this enough to guys and gals. My Husband, My RT husband and I are both on here, are open about being married and committed to each other, and still have fun. Lying about it, well, it just makes you look like you're pathetically desperate for attention. And too stupid to just talk to your spouse. Bet your partner would have fun on here too, but no, instead you hide it,

Stupid People
well i posted a blog about autism that is serious today.. get next to no response... talk about who should get the job of running this shithole we call a nation which is really more like a shithole.... and people dont shut up that is so fucked up... people really need to care for one another then there would be no damn wars, and neighbors would not be shooting eachother, and our children and grandchildren would have a chance at a life... people truly need to grow up and take a serious look around and really truly show some heart..... think about this ,when is the lasttime you did somthing just out of the TRUE kindness of your heart???????? some of you probably cant even remember... kat

Stupid Drivers
YOU EVER DRIVING ALONG A HIGHWAY AND NOTICE SOME ONE SWERVING ALL OVER THE ROAD WELL I HAVE AND DAMB NEAR GOT HIT THE OTHER DAY SOME GUY PULLED OUT RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME THEN SWERVED INTO MY LANE AND STAYED THERE I COULD HAVE KILLED HIM HE ACTUALLY SLOWED DOWN SO I HAD TO SLAM ON THE BRAKES SO PEOPLE ARE JUST PLAIN STUPID NO OFFENSE TO THE GOOD DRIVERS.I'M JUST SAYING SOME DRIVERS ARE STUPID IF ANYONE TAKES OFFENSE TO THIS IT'S YOUR FAULT.

Stupid People
I WAS SITTING IN A MOVIE THE OTHER NIGHT AND SOME GUY KEPT ASKING WHAT WAS GOING ON LIKE HE DIDN'T KNOW HE THAUGHT I WAS STUPID BUT I PLAYED ALONG COME FIND OUT IN THE END HE NEVER DID UNDERSTAND THE THINK WHY COME TO A MOVIE YOU NO NOTHING ABOUT AND WHT KEEP ASKING QUESTIONS WATCH THE DAMB FILM FOR CRIST SACK'S ANYWAY'S THE MOVIE WS GOOD BUT THE GUY GOT PISSED HE SPENT 8 DOLLARS AND NEW NOTHING I JUST LAUGHED AT HIM.

Stupid Cherrytap
WHY IS THE SITE ALWAY'S DOWN FOR REPAIR WHY IS THE SITE ALWAY'S SLOW IT NEVER FAILS TO AMAZE ME HOW OFTEN IT'S DOWN FOR BEING SUCH A BIG SITE ON THE INTERNET WHY DO THEY ALWAY'S ADD MORE STUFF WE DON'T NED IT'S JUST MY OPION BUT CHERRYTAP TO ME IS PISSING ME OFF AND IT'S HARD TO DEAL WITH.

Stupid Fucking People
HEY ALL I JUST WANNA COMMENT ON THE FACT THAT PEOPLE R FUCKING, I REPEAT FUCKING, STUPID. RECENTLY.....PEOPLE HAVE BEEN GIVING OUT "INFO" ABOUT A PEDOPHILE WEBSITE....A SUPPOSED HAVEN OF SORTS FOR THOSE INTO CRADDLE-ROBBING. YERS TRULY DID NOT GO TO SAID SITE, AND I AM PERSONALLY HOPING ITS A JOKE.....BUT WAT UPSETS ME THE MOST IS THAT THESE STUPID PEOPLE PUT A LINK, CLEAR AS DAY, IN THE FIRST SENTENCE OF THE BULLETIN, "WARNING" YE TO NOT GO THERE.....AND IF YE HAVE COMMON SENSE...WHICH IF YER READIN THIS THEN THAT MEANS YER MY FRIEND AND MOST OF MY FRIENDS HAVE COMMON SENSE.....YE FIRST OF ALL ONLY WOULDA GIVEN INFO ABOUT Y ITS SO BAD BUT MOST OF YE WOULDNT HAVE PUT A DIRECT LINK TO IT....AGAIN DRIVING HOME MY POINT THAT THERE IS A LOT OF STUPID FUCKING PEOPLE IN THIS SITE NOW IN CASE THIS IS SOME BIG JOKE I ONLY HAVE THE FOLLOWING TO SAY..... YALL SOME SICK FUCKS

.stupid.kids.
ive been told numerous times...theres no such thing as a bad kid...only bad parenting. well...i know i dont have as much patience as i should...but i also know ive improved drastically. i also know i have less patience with Meems...and im trying to do some self analysation and figure that out...and i think some of it stems from she's so much like her father its scary...but only all the bad parts. the im not going to do my homework parts the im going to throw my clothes on the floor parts the wet towels belong on the floor parts the im going to do whatever i want parts the yes i heard you but thats not going to stop me parts the incessant looking for trouble parts and all the talking in the world doesnt stop these parts. all the grounding in the world doesnt stop these parts i...just dont know what else to do with her. ive taken away almost everyting that could give her the slightest amount of joy...and it doesnt matter...she looks for trouble...and finds it... i know as a

Stupid Fucking Lounges
GOT BANNED FROM A LOUNGE FOR NO REASON BY CT MANAGMENT THEY WOULD NOT SAY WHY I WAS BANNED EITHER AND I'M BANNED FOR LIFE FUCKING CHERRYTAP CAN SUCK AT TIMES BUT I GOT OVER IT WHEN I REACH A 10 I'M STARTING MY OWN LOUNGE FOR SURE THEN LETS SE THEM BAN.

Stupidity And Hydrogen
Man, the world is filled with stupid people. I used to think that I was merely a bitter person and viewed everyone with disdain. That’s true enough, but I have gradually come to realize that I’m not simply being mean when I view the world as a place crammed to the gills with morons. Sometimes, the stupidity provides us with minor annoyances, like they did this weekend. I am doing a play and there are a large number of young people in the cast. These people never stop talking. Conversely, they seldom say anything. But they sure take every effort to prove themselves stupid. For example, one youth decided to do a long diatribe on Shakespeare, since he was studying him in class. He ventured the opinion that The Merchant of Venice was not anti-Semitic. Really? Shakespeare’s tale of a miserly Jewish money lender isn’t anti-Semitic? No, not at all, providing you are Hitler or a member of the KKK. If I were this kids parents, I’d be checking his bedsheets for eyeholes, you k

Stupid Shit Happened..
Well I wanted to let everyone know that alot of stuff happened last night and Im takin a break from CT to sort things out... Ill be back and if you have me on yahoo then you'll be able to talk to me if you don't then ill talk to you soon! Laters everyone! ♥ Dj Paige aka Dj SexyMel

Stupidity
Do you practice stupidity, are you a poster child of stupidity. Ever wonder how others can just be so stupid, they think that they can get away with anything. That’s those who they seem to want to put the so called “wool over some one eyes”, so they can not see things,, actually think it works. I sit and see the stupidity others do to others here. I see how they feed some with a little carrot before there eyes, leading them to think of things that actually are not there. Yes I see stupidity, and how stupid it is,,,,,,,,,,,,,,to assume things……..

Stupid Quiz Thing
how many times a day would you kiss me? how many times a day would you just want to hold me? would you take me places? would you love me? if we went out on a date would u have me pay for it? would you take me anywhere special? If I was sick... what would you do? If one of my friends tried to get with you what would you would u tell me? would u listen to all my problems and help me solve them? Would u introduce me to your mum/dad? Would you care about what i wore when we were out ? Would you go to the Club with me? If your friend tried to get at me what would you do? If a girl/guy tried to talk or dance with you at the club what would u do? If i gave you mine would you read all my mail? If i said i loved you would you say it back?

Stupid Drunk Talk...(aka) Crazy Talk
hey my beautiful cherries, this is my first blog on here pretty much just a bunch of babbling but i feel like i just made a big step by posting some pics on here that i hadn't planned on but i see the women do it so if you rate, add, and fan me i'll do the same...i might be a blushing black man right now but i can take it, lol actually i'm just having fun after a breakup from a long term relationship so i really need the love, lol...HEY I'M TRYING!!!!!

Stupid Survey ..lol I Was Bored
myspace ♥ surveyBASiC iNF0name:Kristin nicknames:babygirl or krissy age:24 birthday:10/31/82 location:S.C school/grade:working on my BSN here and there backgrounds:** looks behind me ** a wall ? siblings:ister and brother straight/bi/gay: aint no crookedness here straight as a pin job:Nurse APPEARANCEhair color:dark brown eye color:brown height:5' 5" ethnicity:native american and irish label:tomboy/southernbelle look like a celeb:of course IMa "SUPERSTAR" dye your hair:nopeeee have bangs:when I wanna have braces:nopeee wear glasses:so far nope wear contacts:colored at times piercings:ears and belly tattoos:hugeeeee one across my ass bigger one across my boobs favoritescolor:blues movie:Shrek tv show:hmm that 70s show ... whos line is it .. american Idol ... House ... animal:horse food:anything

Stupid Cum Bubbles
This stupid cum bubble decided to call me childish, so it rates me a 1 and blocks me.... let's give it dumb ass some 1's, and show it just how fucking childish I can be sometimes. I'd thank it for the points if it hadn't blocked me. @};-Hopeless Romantic @};-Addme you know you want too/ Leave a voice comment@};-@ CherryTAP

Stupid Hoes
well people like I said earlier are stupid.... FUCKIN stupid.. its pretty sad that I am fighting about a pizza.. but I am sure that no one gives a shit about that..... anyways, I am tired of people being so FAKE... why? whats the point? I hate stupid ass skinny bitches who just wanna interfere with shit.. namely his ex.. why would you invite someone over that u used to fuck and not even tell me>? maybe I really have no reason to be mad.. I dunno... I am confused about everything... and its my own fault... I am in a new job.... I am going to school... I am trying to satisfy people.. my family and everyone else around me... this shit is hard.. I have epilepsy..seizures... and I cannot afford my meds right now... I HAVE NO INSURANCE... when I was still married the military insurance was GREAT.... but now... nothing... the more stress I have been under the more seizures I have been having... it fucking sucks.. I cannot even go to work or to the mailbox with out wondering wha

Stupid Cunt
so i wake up to the phone ringing this morning. i haul my ass out of bed and answer it. its tiffacunt's mother calling to inform my mother that tiffacunt is 10 weeks pregnant. I had made the decision NOT to tell the family until I was convinced the kid is mine. but apparently MY decisions in MY life mean jack fucking shit. ive got an aunt in the hospital, and a mother whos under so much stress that shes damn near had a stroke 3 fucking times, but they cant respect my fucking decision not to in form her until im satisfied that its my kid. I FUCKING HATE TIFFACUNT! im so fucking pissed that im shaking. i want to fucking break something. and i know Tiffacunt is gonna read this, so, FUCK YOU BITCH! this is fucking bullshit. now i hafta drop this news on my mother when shes stressed as hell and dealing with all this other shit because itll be less stressful coming from me. thanks a fucking lot whore. i really,, honestly want nothing to do with that bitch ever again. i mean, shes fucking usi

Stupid Fake People Need Not Apply
OK I am sick to death of all the fake people who want nothing more than people to "Rate me Fan me". If I want to be your friend, then I will be your friend. I am not going to do this whole thing where you BEG me to be friends with you just so you can gain points in some dumb ass online contest. I like to talk to the people on my list and if you are on my list, then you know what I am talking about. Grow up people! Who cares how many "friends" you have?

37 Stupid Quotes
37. “I’m so smart now. Everyone’s always like ‘take your top off.’ Sorry, NO! They always want to get that money shot. I’m not stupid.” — Paris Hilton 36. “What’s Wal-Mart? Do they sell, like wall stuff?” — Paris Hilton 35. “The most loving thing to do is to share your bed with someone.” — Michael Jackson 34. “If you have intercourse you run the risk of dying and the ramifications of death are final.” — Cyndi Lauper 33. “Smoking kills. If you’re killed, you’ve lost an important part of your life.” — Brooke Shields 32. “[I hope] my child will be a good Catholic like me.” — Madonna 31. “It’s really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people.” — Axl Rose 30. “I’d rather be dead than singing Satisfaction when I’m forty-five.” — Mick Jagger 29. “It’s not that I dislike many people. It’s just that I don’t like many people.” — Bryant Gumbel 28. “I look at [modeling] as something I’m doing for black

Stupid Schmuck
(Before I post, I want to apologize to anyone named Chuck, or anyone who knows a Chuck, and is not a stupid schmuck.) Chuck, Chuck, The Stupid schmuck, All he ever wants to do is fuck, You want his heart, you're out of luck, You seek the truth, he'll leave you stuck, So life with him, will surely suck, Cause you see, Chuck ... Is the perfect example of human muck.

Stupid Girl
I am with out a dought the dumbest girl alive. I fell in love with an impossible man but a wonderful man, he ended things but stupidly I remained friends with him and stupidly held on to a hope that one day we would have another shot. I was an idiot when I let him move in with me along with some girl I never met a year later, and I thought we could live together as friends. I was stupid enough to think that one day, after living together again he and I could try again to be together, now I find out he wants to be with my roommate,the one I didnt know before she moved in. I am stupid because I held on to a dumb hope, because I didnt just get on with my life when we ended. I am stupid because after almost 2 years I still love him. so how do I let one of my dearest friends go? how so I just leave and let it be that? how do I let him go? please tell me how I am supposed to do this? How do I let go of him? when every fiber of my being just wants to be with him? how do I le

Stupid Ass Females
you all know who you are.... the kind of girl that listens to the bullshit a guy will tell you when u first meet them, saying they care about you and shit like they wanna be with you. so u go meet them and then u sleep with them, thinkin you know who they really are, and that they care about you. then you find your way home thinkin you are so in love and that you have a relationship with this guy just because he slept with you. give me a break, YOU GOT PLAYED! all of a sudden he wont talk to you online anymore and wont answer your phone calls. you notice he is talkin to other girls online and you start stalkin them too and tryin to cause problems, saying stupid shit to him and causing drama, like THATS really gonna get the guy to wanna be with you. stop being so fuckin STUPID and quit taking out your mistakes on other people. deal with it and MOVE ON. P.S. by the way you stupid ass female, fuckin every guy you meet on the net is NOT the way you get a guy and keep him. BUH BY

Stupid Things
we are not friends any more over stupid things we don't talk any more over stupid things you won't talk to me over stupid things said by both of us not just me. you won't come see me over stupid things said mostly by you. if you forgave? if you let go? you would know we can move on and be friends again? and not still do the stupid things that let up to this.

Stupid Quiz
1. Who was the last person you held hands with? Logan (my son) 2. Do you sleep with the TV on? yep 3. Have you ever drank alcohol straight from the bottle? yep.. 4. Do you think you are old? not at all 5. Are you afraid of the dark? no.. 6. Do you like your life right now? its ok 7. When is the last time you chose a bath over a shower? I do both 8. Do you knock on wood? nope 9. Do you have good vision?. hell no 10. Can you hula hoop? in bed I can do the motions ;) 11. Could you ever forgive a cheater? i did..once 12. Do you have a job? what u think 13. What song do you want played at your wedding? Kenny G "Sentiment" or "Joy of Life" or "Forever in Love" and Musiq "I'll Love You When..." 14. What are you wearing? white wifebeater with shorts. white cheerleading skirt and a wife beater 15. Have you ever been suspended or expelled from school? yep 16. Have you ever craw

Stupid People's Bullitons
The tv isn't raising my child right..... ( in a whiny voice ) — Monday, May 07, 2007 Yah, I got too much time on my hands. And I read too many stupid fucking bullitons... Sillyness. Society incurages and enforces the judgement and discrimination of people based on their appearance every day. They hide behind words like " professional " and " appropriat ". There's nothing that says students can't read the bible in school, or pray in school. I don't want " god " in my school. He's a fuckin dictator. Again, these people somehow mistake the word " discipline " for punishment. What the hell is wrong with the world??? Oh no, poor school children. Theres lots of people starving to death in third world countries. There's all kinds of shit going on in other places. What do you have to say to all those peoiple who don't have much or any control over there many generations deep impoverished circumstances? " God doesn't like those people anyway because they don't the bible. " ??? There is

.stupid.bitch.
stupid. bitch. yes. thats what im going to refer to her as from now on. why? cuz i can. and cuz she is. she knocks on my door. before i have a chance to answer it... she walks in...and just looks at me n then shuts the door to talk to the messican guys who i cant understand cuz this is america n i dun hafta speak messican if i dun wanna. then she comes in n asks me what happened...so i tell her the toilet over-flowed n sewage went all over the place n i had to vacate the premises for 4 days. she shrugs at me. this just pisses me off. so i point out the exposed nails my youngest thinks its cool to step on...(good thing she's got a peeds appt on friday for a tetanus shot eh?) she tells me my kid doesnt step on them. i correct her. she says wheres the mark then? i say the health dept would have a FIELD DAY an absolute FIELD DAY... she says yes they would with the way you keep this apt. i tell her 'you can leave now' she stands there looking at me. asks me a

Stupid People In Mumms
Stupid fucking cunts. MUMM Question: Should I that whole bottle of pills thats on my dresser, if he wont take me back? Asked by Xeno Leach These are all the comments, in order from latest on top to earliest on bottom. Just read for yourself. My genius comment near the beginning is in bold. Me: That's not what your mother told me. Oh and I'm going to blog this. I'm working on posting every comment right now. Now, follow my original directions and sodomize yourself with some forks. If nothing else, it will shut that gaping hole you call a mouth up for a while. Obsidian468 Take the pills! You'll be famous! You might even supersede Bush for a day or two! Zach i dont care about her killin her ex and his friends as long as she fuckin kills herself im happy! Obsidian468 Well, then take the fucking pills! You don't want to gyp the people that have been encouraging you all night! Come on, I laid out the entire plan for you earlier. It's so simple, yet so

Stupid People
u ever have some dumbass redneck put a gun on the roof of your car and fire it off without your knowlege? ever have some dumb jack ass ever wantin to beef with you over 5 bucks sayin their gonna kick ur ass if they don't get it when really ur MUCH bigger than they are and it was 8 dollars that u "owed" them after gettin alochol for em? ever have stupid fuckers that call u wantin to know all types of dumb shit at certain hours at night/morning when ur sick as fuck n can't talk cause ur watchin a movie n ur illness won't let you? ever have a friend go up to a relative n ask THEM if they can have money cause you owed it to em? ever get bitched at by ur family for callin a family member n sayin "hey whats up?"? ever have some pansy flip u off everyday defending their friend, not realizing the aftermath of what this could really start with them, after he gave u a dirty look and u were just defending yourself? ever got fucked in the back seat of a car? its fun u should try it really. thats a

Stupid Girl
why do i sit here a woman...but cry like a child...how come i walk down the streets and become jealous at couples in love...why am i me why can't i be happy like everyone ....instead i sit here drowning in my tears with no one to help me....i need to be loved at set free no more pain please help me

Stupid But Right
so i always figured if ppl are mad at you you must be doing something right right well recently i asked some bitch a question and her being under the influence took it totally wrong anfd personally i dont give a flying fuck either way fuck her and fuck her stupid friends anyways i am doing it right because they are mmad at me i will give you my address if you want bitch

Stupid Piece's Of Shit
Please watch out for this Man. His name is Luis Gonzalez. He brutally beat a girl i know to death. Here are two of his pictures. Please repost this for everyone to see so that this doesn't happen to anyone else. This is not a joke. It happend May 12th 2007. It happend just because she couldn't get another girl to join them hanging out. Again PLEASE SPREAD THIS AROUND. Please go and show her some luv. I'm sure she could use a lot of it right now. 2FAST4U!! ~{ Cherry Snatcher}~@ CherryTAP This is off of www.marionso.com Active Inmate Details - GONZALEZ, LUIS Information PIN: A0105206 Booking #: 0700007612 Location: EC219B Name: GONZALEZ, LUIS MIGUEL Sex: M Race: W Height: 510 Weight: 135 Hair: BLK Eyes: BRO DOB: 5/24/1973 Booking Date: 5/12/2007 4:11:00 AM Charges Code Desc OBTS Bond $ Release Case # Charge # 1 784.041-1 BATTERY | FELONY BATT RESULT FROM BODILY HARM/DISABILITY 4201118149 $10,000.00 07023945 Court Case # Bond Type: SURETY

Stupid Things People Say
I walked into my pool place today to pick up more chlorine and get my water tested. While testing my water, the guy behind the counter looks at the lady working with him and says..."I hate Chinese people." Now I know that he was probably talking about the people that own the Chinese restaurant next door, but it irritated me. I was very obviously in earshot. It was rude. Oh, and had he asked he would've found out...I'm part Chinese. Doh! Needless to say, I won't be shopping there again. Not when there's another pool store 5 more minutes down the road. To be clear, I wasn't offended because I was Chinese...I was offended by the ignorance of the person behind the counter who thought it would be appropriate to denigrate another culture in front of random strangers. You can't always tell where someone's from just by looking at them... The world has become a lot more culturally diverse than that.

Stupidity Is Growing In Leaps And Bounds
http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/05/19/daycare.death.ap/index.html TULSA, Oklahoma (AP) -- A day care worker was being held Saturday in the death of a 2-year-old boy whose hands were bound and his mouth covered with masking tape, police said. The boy, who had been on life support, died late Thursday, Officer Jason Willingham said. Vicki Leigh Chiles was being held without bail on a complaint of first-degree murder. She was the only worker at the facility at the time, looking after eight children ages 7 and younger, Willingham said. Chiles told police the boy would not be quiet for nap time, so she used tape to silence him, an arrest report states. Chiles told investigators she left the boy unattended for a few minutes and came back to find him lying on the floor unresponsive, the report states. She said she called for an ambulance and tried to perform CPR. The state agency that oversees child day care operators was investigating Chiles' business, said Mary Leaver, an agency

Stupid Test Shit
AAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! — Monday, May 21, 2007 There's ths purity test thing that is upsetting. I think about things too much sometimes I guess. I think the purity test kis stupid. Most of those things don't have much to do with being pure. And It's actually someewhat offensive that they are on there, as if they do have something to do with being pure. I guesse it depends on what they actually mean by pure. I think they should have used a different word. Maybey conservative, or maybe borring, or just put different criteria on the test. I know it's just for fun. The quiz still seems to refect the awefull effects society seems to have had on people. The author may not have thought about it much, and that's what came out. That's what makes it so scary, those things have become automaticly associated with purity. I realize there's no clinical basis for the tests. It's what the existance of the test says more than the said results of the test that bother me. It's that somehow

Stupid People
yesterday i had to go to the library on post to change my password for my AKO account. while i was there waiting for a guy that was with me to get done, i got a phone call. it was another guy from my unit that was there to do the same thing. he called me to tell me it costs .20 cents a piece to print. i was like im like 75 feet down the hall where it doesnt cost a thing to print. he said im on way way there, not like i cared anyway. just to satisfy my own curiosity, i asked him why he told me about the price of printing. he replied he wanted to borrow the money to print, which confirmed my suspicions. i lokked at him and said u dont have .20 cents. he looked at me with a serious face and replied, i only have 100 pennies. i just looked at him and walked off. it would be one thing if it was a machine u had to put money in, but it wasnt. u pay the lady that sits up at the desk where u pick up your papers.

Stupit People
I dumped the dark side family for ripping my morph without even asking and thay couldnt even find the balls to rate it befor thay ripped it...well another person i do consider a friend and part of my family posted another buliton for them and here was my reply ~~~ FTW Lost Goth ~~~~ 2007-05-22 16:43:29 PFFFFFT not that crap again...i made it and dumped them..all thay did was rip my pics and never even rated them and here is the head of th dollies familys reply GothiqueTemptation ¢¾ Proud DAG Member ¢¾ Head Founder of the DSG&D 2007-05-22 16:47:22 FTW, you need to shut the hell up..You were kicked because of your mouth and your prissy holier than thou attitude..you will NOT go far on CT like that... DSD is too good for you...We are glad to be rid of you. if you have a problem, bring it to me..stop harassing the members by posting this nonsense...get over it. OK then why was she in my mail when i dumped them begging me to stay? hmmmmmmmmmmm gothiqu

Stupid
I HATE how one thing can ruin my mood. Why do I let people bother me and get to me? Why am I not the mean bitch I use to be? Where I didnt give a fuck what I said to who? Meh! All i know is either im stupid or people just know im soft now and just walk all over me... *sits here grumpy*

Stupidity
Regardless of the shouts telling me I am not stupid, today I really am. Not gonna change my mind on this one. Rather than tell a friend how her actions were causing me to feel uncomfortable and some hurt, I let it build up inside, especially over the last few weeks. Today, I let it out and it got the best of me and I did something very stupid. Rather than trying to work together to fix it, I ended up making it worse. And now I have one less friend. I am sorry Chris.

Stupid Husband
Mark forgot his wedding anniversary and his wife was really ticked off at him. She told him, "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in under 6 seconds, AND IT BETTER BE THERE." The next morning, Mark got up really early. When his wife woke up a couple of hours later, she looked out the window, and sure enough, there was a small gift-wrapped box sitting in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe, ran out to the driveway, and took the box into the house. She opened it, and found a brand new bathroom scale. Mark is not yet well enough to have visitors.

Stupid People!!!
oh man if you dont know what to do when you pick up a script your fuckin stupid! ok today at work i went to go help this lady this is how it goes.. chick:i need to pick up a script. me: ok? 1 min of silence chick: what do you need to know? me: uhhh your name (inside me: your fuckin kiddin right?) chick: so-so me: yes ok last name??(no your not kiddin you tard) chick: lala. the so-so lala is made-up but you cant know real names. you have got to be fuckin kiddin me right? how can you not know what to do when gettin your script sure some the old people dont tell me there name cuz i fuckin know them! if you have never been there b4 and dont know me dont except me to know your fuckin name cuz if you do it will be idiot! there her bf had to fuckin tell her to pay me....fuckin stoners or whatever she was. ok so ya that was the high light of my day. i fuckin hate stupid people!

A Stupid Error Message.....
I've been trying for the past several hours to repost bulletins. For some reason I can't do so. All I get is this error message..... Error: failed to post bulletin of type '1'! try again later. Has anyone else been getting this message as well? Or am I the only one?

Stupid Names
It's that time again, yes, after my rant on the stupid fucking 'morph' pics, I'm ready to rant about something almost as annoying...The stupid fucking names people have registered on Cherry Tap. Lets start with the name "Baby". Any use of that word in conjunction with ANY other word, is absolutely fucking retarded. I think 1/3 of the girls on CTap are "BabyGirl" or "lilbabygirl" or some facsimile thereof. This is the dumbest fucking thing you could possibly do. You have to be an adult, which is 18+, to even register a page on this site. We're all fucking adults here, so god damnit, ACT LIKE IT. If you have such an infatuation with the word "Baby" then I suggest you go to a fetish site where you can dress up an old man in some diapers and clean him up when he shits himself. Your stupid fucking name has no place here. If I even see a profile and it has 'baby' in the name, I will refuse to click on it. The next one is "Barbie". None of you look like Barbie, and you never wi

Stupid People
Ok people if you don't want to hear me rant and rave then don't read this. I recently blogged on my myspace. And the end of the blog I said "to everyone else goodbye and goodnight". Some of the people I no longer associate with took offense to it. Saying it was a mean thing to say. Oh please, I could've said fuck off and die but I didn't. I was trying to be nice but after that blog I made it to where no one except my friends can read it. Well, I started getting emails from people that were upset because they enjoy reading my blogs. So now I told them that they would either have to be added or they would have to wait a few month so that maybe those idiots will stop looking at my myspace. There was a lot of B.S. with some of the people that I hung with back in January and I stopped hanging with them. One of them would go after the guys that you liked and would sleep with them and then claim she was drunk so it wasn't her fault. She even claims at times that she didn't remember d

Stupid Names On Cherrytap
I would have to say that there are some of the most stupid names that I have ever seen here on cherrytap. I mean my god what makes a person proud of the fact that they are a fucking sex slave to some other stupid ass. If a person is that weak and has no more self esteem to post the fact that they are a slave to someone then I really feel sorry for them. Then you have the dumbass's that there name is daddy's sex slave or some kinda bullshit like that. I am sorry if I offend but in my opinion if my get turned on by calling your sex partner daddy then you might as well go ahead and actually screw your daddy because you are saying that turns you on by using the name daddy. I am sorry that is just plain nasty. I try to not piss people off but I call it like I see it.

Stupid Questions Lol
Stupid Questions II 1. Why does your gynecologist leave the room when you undress? 2. If a person owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way down to the center of the earth? 3. Why can't woman put their mascara on with their mouth closed? 4. Why is it called alcoholics anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say "hi, my name's Bob. I'm an alcoholic"? 5. If you mated a Bulldog with a Shitsu would you get a Bullshit? 6. Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside? 7. Why is there a light in the fridge but not in the freezer? 8. Why does mineral water that has trickled through mountains for centuries have a use by date? 9. Why do toasters always have a setting on them which burns your toast to a horrible crisp no one would eat? 10. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say "I think i'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"? 11. What do people in China call their good plates? 12. If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radi

Stupid Questions
Stupid Questions II 1. Why does your gynecologist leave the room when you undress? 2. If a person owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way down to the center of the earth? 3. Why can't woman put their mascara on with their mouth closed? 4. Why is it called alcoholics anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say "hi, my name's Bob. I'm an alcoholic"? 5. If you mated a Bulldog with a Shitsu would you get a Bullshit? 6. Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside? 7. Why is there a light in the fridge but not in the freezer? 8. Why does mineral water that has trickled through mountains for centuries have a use by date? 9. Why do toasters always have a setting on them which burns your toast to a horrible crisp no one would eat? 10. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say "I think i'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"? 11. What do people in China call their good plates? 12. If the

Stupid Questions Ii
Stupid Questions II 1. Why does your gynecologist leave the room when you undress? 2. If a person owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way down to the center of the earth? 3. Why can't woman put their mascara on with their mouth closed? 4. Why is it called alcoholics anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say "hi, my name's Bob. I'm an alcoholic"? 5. If you mated a Bulldog with a Shitsu would you get a Bullshit? 6. Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside? 7. Why is there a light in the fridge but not in the freezer? 8. Why does mineral water that has trickled through mountains for centuries have a use by date? 9. Why do toasters always have a setting on them which burns your toast to a horrible crisp no one would eat? 10. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say "I think i'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"? 11. What do people in China call their good plates? 12. If the professor on Gilligan's Island can

Stupid People!
yesterday at work... we are suppost to tell people the lil notes the pharmtist leave for the people well yesterday one of the notes were max of eight tablets daily. so i tell the person there is a max of 8 tablets daily they go..so i can only take 8 tablets in a day?? ......... uh what?? walk away b4 you get hit!!! i cant beleive they asked me that!!!! did you not just hear me?? what do you think i mean when i say max of eight tablets in a day???? think i was yankin your chain or something?? holy shit people are stupid...doesnt help that i was sick and impatient. lets see other stupid stuff. uh cant really think of any right now but i know there is much more!

Stupid Stuff.
Well, I've realized that people really can be just that stupid and just that petty. We'll address stupidity first. This lady decides to purchase a car, but in order to do so, she is required to have a co-signer. In steps her dudefeller with his magic co-signing ability. Blah blah blah. Relationship goes down the drain and he drives off into the sunset (Well, really, it was more like a couple of blocks or so away, but sunset sounds better!) in good Ol' Bessie. Ms. Lady Ma'am reports Bessie as stolen. The officer assigned to the case proceeds down the various legal channels of investigation and whatnot to discover that the individual who was reported to have stolen the vehicle is none other than Magic Co-signing Ability Man. Sportin' his handy dandy official policeman uniform, he explains to Ms. Lady Ma'am that he cannot make an arrest and he cannot force Magic Co-signing Ability Man to relinquish possession of Ol' Bessie. Blah blah blah. Ms. Lady Ma'am calls my other dispatche

Stupidity
This is my horoscope for today: Your effervescent enthusiasm is as delightful as a bubbly beverage. It can light up a room -- and it adds more than its fair share of spark to your love life. You're the romantic equivalent of the Energizer Bunny! One I have never felt less effervescent or had less enthusiasm than I do today. Two I need a 75 watt bulb to light my room. I surely can't do it. Three what love life? The guy I was dating I don't think even wants to see me anymore. Four I may be the equivilant to the Energizer Bunny in bed but some sadistic bastard keeps me going around in circles. So much for the accuracy of horoscopes..

Stupid Fools
After eight years of childless marriage, the 30-year-old wife and her 36-year-old husband decided it was time to find out why they couldn't get pregnant. They visited a fertility clinic and the doctors ran some tests which indicated they shouldn't have any trouble conceiving a child. A spokesman for the clinic said: "When we asked them how often they had had sex, they looked blank, and said: "What do you mean?" "We are not talking retarded people here, but a couple who were brought up in a religious environment who were simply unaware, after eight years of marriage, of the physical requirements necessary to procreate." The couple now knows about the birds and the bees, and with some luck they will have a child in about 9 months. silly ppl lmao

Stupid Furniture Store Experience
I wanted to share my wonderful experience I had yesterday *insert sarcastic face here* I am not sure if you all know what a IKEA is but its a furniture store. Up by Salt Lake City a new IKEA was built and has a restraunt in day care area in it. I never been to a IKEA before but figured I would check it out. Some of us went and I sware you would think there was a theme park being opened with all the police and employees controlling traffic and getting people parked. We finally got intot the place and to my disapointment there was no Micky mouse or kick ass roler coaster rides LOL. Just furniture. **Insert sarcastic look again** I have never been to any store much less a furniture store that had so much attention. but they did have some really cool stuff ........ and walked away with some nice addatives to my new home :D Ok enough of the retarded store story...........I again will always appreciate and love all of you who work so hard to get where you want to be. Keep your head

Stupid Crimminals...
Good Morning…I am trying to get the validity of this story for fact and not fiction. This comes of the air waves of a radio station in Grand Rapids. Apparently a crook was caught on surveillance camera robbing women’s clothing from a Fort Worth, Texas store. The officer identified the man from a prior conviction. So the officer led a team of officers to this man’s house only to not find him home yet. But, an incriminating note was found on the kitchen table left by the crooks girl friend. The note read: Honey, mom called and her dish washing broke can you snatch a kitchen aide this time the last one you brought her she did not like…also I will be gone for a few days there is 10$ for gas in the bread box, I took ole man Andersons van, he is in the hospital and wont be home for days so he wont miss it…I am driving up to get furniture at those open houses you and I seen while we were up north last weekend. We are getting low on groceries so hit the jack-pot for us for food… Love Cind

Stupidity Among People
ok, so apparently there's a lot of people here who seem to think that the world revolves around ratings. Ok, I guess I can deal with that. but when you go around bitching because someone rates you a 7 when you feel it should have been a 10 (the person rating you doesn't know your story or the meaning behind the pic.... just see's the pic) you're just an asshole for downrating them completely. And then YOU have the nerve to post "downrater" pics on their profile before deleting them? what the hell is up with that shit?! Dumbasses....

Stupid But W/e Moms On Myspace
MOMS ON MySPACE Body: 17 year old girl got online to find her mother online! So she decided to start a quick convo with her mom... which would forever scare her... Mom: Hey sweet heart! Are you having a nice time at your dads? Girl: Yea, it's pretty cool! Ya know... considering he's not here! Hehe Mom:Oh really? Mom: Where is he? Girl: He left a note saying he was going to the store or something like that. Girl: Hey, you have a webcam now, don't you! Mom: Sure do, Kenny bought it for me! Girl: Cool! Try it out! Mom: Alrighty... Girl: Oh god mom! What are you wearing?! Mom: New jammies, you like? Girl: No way! Those are so out of style! Mom: Aww... Oh well- Girl: Hey mom... Is kenny there with you? Mom: No, why? Girl: ....Mom....Don't move... just stay calm.. there's someone in the door way behind you... Mom: D

Stupid People
I HATE STUPID PEOPLE. Many may frown upon that sudden and maddening statement, but it's the damn truth. I don't know why, but I suppose since I have the uncanny habit of analyzing people's habits, speech patterns, etc., I've always found 1 fascinating part of human nature disgusting. Stupidity. Don't get me wrong, I don't hate people who have learning impediments, mental retardation, or other chronic mental states. It isn't their fault and I wish all the luck to them in their future. What really makes my blood boil to a near 212 degrees Farenheit are truly STUPID people. Let me explain. Emo kids who over-exaggerate their problems (problems that come along with adolescence) and claim that their life is a black void of nothingness simply to gain the apathy and sympathy of others are a prime example of people I like to identify as STUPID. People who blurt things out without measuring the consequences of their actions and with no regard to the feelings of others are ST

Stupid Shit
Ok so heres the deal...i hate drama i also hate liars lol ....so for that certain man out there that is all bout lieing and bullshit...i hope you have fun, i just see it as a bump in my lifes road but i guarentee that bitch has nothing on me and what i can do for you.....lol but its kewl go ahead and have fun with the trashy bitch.....lol Shows me what your actual TYPE is.....lol....ok enough bout that.......Well for whoever is reading this im actually divorced now and im coming to the states soon so if you wanna Get at me, go head, just hit me up!

Stupid People
If you have not seen this story yet, here goes. A former Secret Service Agent, Monica Emmerson (see her version here at http://www.nowpublic.com/nightmare_at_reagan_national_airport_a_security_story_to_end_all_security_stories ) while traveling at Reagan National Airport DCA, undergoing screening, has banned liquids, not allowed to go through the security checkpoint. A prohibited item. (see TSA Site for these items http://www.tsa.gov/311/index.shtm and http://www.tsa.gov/travelers/airtravel/prohibited/permitted-prohibited-items.shtm ) She was given her options of what to do with the prohibited item, and after she tries to use her secret service credentials to be allowed to continue with the prohibited item, (since when do former secret service agents keep their law enforcemnt credentials? Or use their federal law enforcement postion to circumvent federal regulations while not on official duties?) she is escorted out by the TSA to deal with her liquids. After she leaves th

Stupid!
I can't belieave (yes I know that I spelt that wrong) how petty people can be. If you don't want a pic ripped then mark it so. Unless it is like family pics. But to yell at someone for ripping a pic that is marked free to rip is bull. I mean the girl was new and I gave her the go ahead to rip my pics. that I got from friends and a site call www.seecodes.com

Stupid Little Poser Whores
The thing that I hate most, is little girls, that cannot think for themselves. They go around, copying what everyone else is doing. That shit gets annoying after awhile. But anyways, the main girl that I am talking about, is named Heidi. She is 15 years old. Back in like February, I found out that her and my fiance Scott had secretly been talking and that they had kissed one night when they were drunk. That day, is when I stopped liking the little slut. I would like nothing more than to kick her ass, but since she is still a minor, my ass would be in jail and she is totally not worth it. But just wait. Lol. Cause one of these days I am just going to snap and punch her in her ugly ass grill.

Stupid Ramblings
Have you ever sat and wondered why it is that you are different than everyone else? Why everyone around you appears to be so happy and then there is you? Why everyone else seems to have everything all figured out and then there is you? Ok well if not then you may was well stop reading this damn blog now, if you have feel free to continue reading and maybe find something that you can relate to along the way. I sat for a long time today thinking about the people I know as well as about some people I do not know and well, comparing my life to theirs I guess. I don’t normally do that sort of thing, but I have been doing many things lately that I normally do not do, so this wasn’t a huge shock or anything to me. The things that I was comparing made me look closely at my life of course and see what I have done and what I still have yet to do and what I hope to accomplish. How have I managed to live 30 years and really have nothing to show for any of those years except a child? Se

Stupid B*tch, Why Else Would I Buy Dog Food?
THE BEST OF CRAIGSLIST "I have 2 dogs & I was buying a large bag of Pal at Big W and standing inline at the check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Pal Diet again although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IV's in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Pal nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again. I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her. Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition because I had been poisoned. I told her no; it was because I'd been sitting

Stupid Tourist Tricks
To start off, I work in security emergency services at Disneyland (the one in Calif) which is just like police dispatch... and tonight, we had a doozy under the Stupid Tourist Trick categor!!! I tell you, the gene pool needs more chlorine! Tonight we get an emergency call from one of the elevators at the huge parking structure from a guest stuck in one of the guest elevators. He said he was punching the button for almost 5 minutes and then decided to hit the emergency button which comes directly to us... Here's the catch, the elevator door was OPEN the whole time he was "stuck" in the elevator!!! Please, get this man out of the gene pool!

Stupid People
ok i have a friend on ct and he is really cool. he has always been really nice towards me. and just with in the last few days he has been having problems with some women on here. she took it into her own hands to say something to me about him. she sent me a link in my shout box and it was a convo that she had with my friend. i thought that it was funny and not really worth my time to read so i rated it a 1. then she asked y? i told her it was stupid and that he has never done ne thing to me. i'm not goin to put her name but her is what eles she had to say to me. "fine then, if you think that he should treat women like dirt, knock yourself out" and this is what i have to say about that and then this convo i have with her is no more, " he has never treated me like that and it not right to go on his friends list and tell all his friends about a convo you 2 had u need to get a life seems to me u have no life but ct go out and get a life and leave him and me alone i like him and wanna get t

Stupid People On My Island
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/2007/07/01/2007-07-01_peabrained_teen_is_sought_in_si_fowl_pla-1.html Pea-brained teen is sought in S.I. fowl play -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- BY JOHN LAUINGER, VERONIKA BELENKAYA and ALISON GENDAR DAILY NEWS WRITERS Sunday, July 1st 2007, 4:00 AM Print Email Suggest a Story A wild peacock wandering Staten Island was brutally stomped by a deranged teenager and had to be euthanized, authorities said yesterday. "I'm killing a vampire!" the suspect bragged maniacally as witnesses tried to stop him from attacking the beautiful bird on Thursday morning. Although cops were called, the blond-haired killer escaped - leaving the delicate animal with devastating internal injuries. "It's just unbelievable that someone would do something to a poor defenseless animal and do it in such a cruel fashion," said Richard Gentles, a spokesman for the Center for Animal Care and Control. The c

Stupid People
Why can't people just mind their own business? I saw a video on youtube yesterday in which a gentelmen purchased a hooker. The worked for Lowe's and was driving a Lowe's box truck. First he drove around a park where there are alot of hookers and he chose the one he liked. He drove her to a resturaunt and got into the back of the truck on proceeded to have sex with her. Then a gentelmen with a video camera opened the back of the truck and told the man he had called the cops and called his boss. The man with the camerea said if wasn't safe for his kids to play in the park or anyone's wife to go shopping because this gentleman was banging whore's. First of all let me just say that I am not saying that buying a hooker is ok because its not. I just to share my thoghts on this video. The guy with the video camera I hope he dies tonight. I mean how is this banging a hooker gonna keep kids from playing in a park or keep anyone's wife from shopping. Answer is its not. This guy with the ca

Stupid Ass People Screw Up My Days. And Random Messages Of Hate
Im tired, im bored, and well just now in a really pissed off mood. seriously im about to just tell everyone to get the hell away from me. then move to alaska, or canada. some place where nobody lives, ya know. cause well People suck and thats the bottom line. I work to much, almost passed out yesterday while running cars for the valet. and today i opened an umbrella on the pier, and almost got blown off with it. HATE THE WIND. I worked 108 hours last 2 weeks, cause i was covering shifts that retards couldnt work. my schedule at work shows my 5 day work schedule, the schedule in Dans office shows me at 7 day. I hate my friends, they put too much stress on my life. i hate people in general, sept for the 3-4 that are awesome (they know whats what. hate to the peaches nobody likes them. Hate to my refrigerator, which never has anything edible. Hate to myself for being such a retard and screwing things up so badly. i hate you for reading this, (well not real

Stupid Tesoro Cow
So I just went to the Tesoro to buy a pack of cigarettes and the idiot at the store wouldn't sell them to me!!!! I had my id which while heavier and with darker hair is still obviously me. She quizzed me on it and I knew all hte info I showed her a seperate picture ID and the bitch still wouldn't sell them to me. I am so pissed Off I had to walk all the fucking way to another store to buy some(the people at the other store had no problem selling them to me) I am soooo pissed off. Honestly if I were going get a fake id why in the fuck would I get one that put me under 21 and only barely old enough to buy cigarettes. This is some BULL SHIT. Thats it I"m boycotting! I'm never shopping at that store again!

Stupid Questions
Oh here's a good question. Did Vince McMahon die? Uh, gee, I don't know. Who the hell was that announcing the death of Chris Benoit one fine, sunny day? Uh, was it his little brother George? Is TV and the internet making people stupider? I fucking think so. Take your free iPod and shoot yourself in the fucking head. Quick. I have a feeling things are gonna get a lot worse.

Stupid Relationship Shiz.
So I've been single since Feb 5th, and haven't gotten laid since.... Jan 15th ish.. Yeah. /cough. HOW DO I LIVE?! I know, I know, lol. I dunno though.. I've had offers and things, It's just not what I'm looking for. Random one-nighters, Friends with benefits, etc. I'm 22, and I've never had one of those affectionate, loving relationships. Or one that didn't start off with something sexual. It's not like I ask for alot when it comes to relationships. I'm not that clingy, earn my trust and there'll be no problems. I don't want stuff, jewelry and flowers n that other shit. I don't want someone to take me out. I just want to hang out and enjoy eachothers company, with friends or whatever. Someone I can consider a best friend, and partner. Maybe I am asking too much. Hmm. Blah. Not to mention I'm confused as fuck by the guys.. sorta in my life atm. My ex told me he still wears my ring, which is weird. This kid who lives pretty close... I like alot. But, I don't know i

Stupid Family Members
You know I just don't get this. I have a sister that is an alcoholic, and addicted to perscription meds and she just does not get the fact that she is slowly killing herself. I have tried to talk to her, but what I finally did was cut her off until she is ready to get serious about needing some help. Am I wrong? Then I have a brother in law that thinks that it is funny to use women for sex then dump them after he ahs slept with them. That I guess is not the real problem but then he has to come and tell me all about it. I guess that he has forgotten that I am a woman and hate men who do this. I told him to back off and he got mad at me and now is being so childish that I can't stand him. I don't know does anyone think that I have a really screwed up family or what?

Stupid.....
i fucked up and got caught....separated from hubby and no chance of getting back together....not gonna be able to be on CT as much.... will miss you all...if you have my email or yahoo....send me love every now and then... xoxo, Becky

Stupid Bitches
I think it is funnier than hell when a woman posts nude pics of herself masterbating and doing other very sexual things and asks u to leave coments about her pics, and then u leave a comment and leave her a compliment in th shout box about how good she looks,and the stupid bitch has the nerve to tell u to have some respect for her.Fuck that shit tramp,if u don't like the comments don't put your pic on for public viewing, u r bound to get people that r going to say things that might be offensive.

Stupid
This one is for the girl you can take home to mom, but won't because its easier to fuck a with a whore than work on a relationship; this is for the girls who have been led on by words and kisses and touches, all of which were either only true for the moment, or never real to begin with. This is for the girls who have allowed a guy into their head and heart and bed, only to discover that he's just "not ready", he's just not over "her", he's just not looking to be tied down; This is for the girls who believe the excuses because it's easier to believe that it's not that they don't want you, it's that they don't want anyone. This is for the girls who have had their hearts broken and their hopes dashed by someone too selfish to have cared in the first place; this is for the nights spent dissecting every word and syllable and inflection in his speech. For the nights when you've returned home alone, for the nights when you've seen him from across the room leaning a little too close, or st

Stupid Headlines In The Paper
1. Something Went Wrong in Plane Crash, Expert Says 2. Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers 3. Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures 4. Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted 5. Stud Tires Out 6. Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over 7. British Left Waffles on Falkland Islands 8. Lung Cancer in Women Mushrooms 9. Eye Drops off Shelf 10. Teacher Strikes Idle Kids 11. Reagan Wins on Budget, But More Lies Ahead 12. War Dims Hope for Peace 13. Squad Helps Dog Bite Victim 14. Shot Off Woman's Leg Helps Nicklaus to 66 15. Enraged Cow Injures Farmer with Ax 16. Miners Refuse to Work after Death 17. Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant 18. Stolen Painting Found by Tree 19. Checkout Counter Killer Sentenced to Die for Second Time in 10 Years 20. Never Withhold Herpes Infection from Loved One 21. Drunken Drivers Paid $1000 22. If Strike isn't Settled Quickly, I

Stupid Taxis
So, last night, after learning how to count shots in Mexican ("One-Tequila, Two-Tequila, Three-Tequila, Floor"), I started to leave the bar and noticed a cop circling the parking lot like a vulture, stalking his prey. My drinking buddy for the night barely made it out of the parking lot; he was on a beautiful black-and-chrome Harley, but was having problems staying upright - in fact, I had to help him lift it back into position. Damn, those are heavy. He did earn a facial cut for his trouble, however, as his head met the windshield of his bike on the way out. After helping him up and making sure he was vertical for the remainder of his sojourn, I went back to my car and saw the same policeman, in his car, headlights on, and waiting. Mine was the last car in the lot. I could smell a setup a mile away. So, I went into my car, grabbed a couple of things, exited my car, and started to walk home. No DWI for me. 'kthxbai. The trouble actually started today, however, when i

The Stupidity
I really cannot believe people sometimes. I logged onto my account today to see that my ex had been checking out my page. Now most people would say that because I am saying anything about it at all that I am a whinny little girl. However this man beat the living shit outta me and I will never forgive him nor will I ever forget it. He's moved on, I've moved on and up until today I hadn't heard from nor seen him. Now suddenly here he is checking out what may or may not be going on in my life. Well I gotta say he has no right to know anything about me. I have left him alone, I really didn't press anything over the whole beating the only thing that I did do was get an EPO/DVO in order to keep him the hell away from me so that he couldn't beat me ever again. Now he's lookin @ my page? Why? It's a freakin joke! I could be a true bitch and report it to the police in my area, and he would be in violation of my restraining order. You see he is restrained from contacting me in any

Stupid Peoples Opinons ...
you know i respect everyones right to express they're own opinion but when it borders on being just retarded .. someone should say something . I read in a mumm today that someone posed the question about add kids...and their parents .. Let me tell you something , i have 6 kids .. 2 are adhd combined , one is adhd /odd/ocd/cd .. yea say that 10 times fast .. I'd love to send that child plus my 8 yr old daughter to that persons house .. Let them see what an Unmedicated severe adhd kid is like .. The impulsivity , the hyperactivity , the constant jumping from subject to subject .. My kids are medicated not for my benefit , But for thier own .. My son got F's in every subject in school b4 medication , got suspended every couple weeks for all kinds of stuff " and please don't down my parenting because the other kids who are raised solely by me are just fine don't get in trouble dont' get suspended", Now hes an A-B student , the school district has placed him back in the grade hes supposed

Stupid Ppl....
OOKK, so i had decided to get another tattoo... and i'm just really debating which to get, and i've realized A. Some people are seriously bitchy, for no real reason. B. NO ONE understands SARCASM and C. Apparently people don't understand the whole idea behind the mum thing.... cuz like, i want to get two different tattoos, and holy hell, i can't make up my mind, BOTH of which i'll get, and HOLY SHIT people just started being total fucked up bitches... ooohhh riiiight welcome to the internet!!! BIG SHOCK!!! UGH, now i remember why i don't talk to people... they're all annoying... I should just get QUEEN ROBIN tattooed on me :) lol ok, no... but anyhow, i find it somewhat annoying that ppl will personally attack me over something so trivial... How juvenile is that?? Oh well, such is life. I'll stick to the people who don't piss me off!!!

Stupid Crap
ok whats up with all the stupd crap they put up for mumms? love me/ hate me, hot or not, name change.....i mean come on thats stupid shyte..lets be honest if you want to know the honest truth don't ask they will tell you if you ask your setting yourself up for all kinds of answers an jus making yourself look outright stupid even down to being an idiot..if you want lies then stay in your own little world an believe everyone loves you an thinks your hot or put it out there an find out your not all that like you think

Stupid Heb
Ok...So, as some of you know and for those that don't....I worked at HEB...I say worked because I quit that damn place....I had the job as soon as I handed in an application (inside source) I went through the phone interview, the in-person interveiw, gave Scott & White my pee (drug screen) went through 4 hrs or training, got my health card and then was thrown into the deli and was told how to do a few things...no instructions as to where things were kept or anything on procedures....so, I had to ask lots of questions and got on everyones nerves (If I had been trained properly, that would not have happened) After the 1st week, I'm starting to figure things out and by week 2, I had everthing under control....was garuntied (sp?) 34-40 hrs a week @ $8.25/hr...I was so happy and enjoyed working...the money was good and so where the hours....what happened? Here's what happened....I know this girl...she is my bartender at a local bar and a good friend of mine. She worked at HEB for 3 yrs.

Stupid Television
Is anyone else out there sick of television advertisers insulting out intelligence? Case in point. In a nice apartment in a city somewhere, a young man introduces his girlfriend to his parents who come from a different country. The father, in broken English, asks the son if he can use the bathroom, and while in there, discovers his son's body spray and accidentally sprays some on himself. Upon returning to the living room where the family is gathered in conversation, the young woman sniffs, turns and starts with this ridiculous dance and going "bom chika wah wow". Come on people, How annoyingly stupid can you get. The novelty wore off of those commercials after the first one. These are almost as annoying as the one with the young woman in a doctor's office in a neck brace. The doctor tells her that she has beautiful hair and then wants to discuss how she got herself in a position to have said neck brace on. Change scene to some women in a waiting room o

Stupid Lying Ass Bitches!
I am so sick of paranoid lying ass ignorant bitches spreading lies about other people(namely me) because they dont like me! This one particular bitch at work has accused me stealing her dumbass kit kats from her drawer. First off you petty skank-If I wanted some kit kats I would buy them from the damn vending machine down the hall. I dont want the crusty, nasty ass food that you've drooled on and fingered. Secondly-I dont steal. Nothing is worth that much in this world to lose my reputation and dignity for a few fucking kit kats. Get over the fact that you're lazy, trash talking ass ate the entire bag. Now since her kit kats have "disappeared" this nameless bitch begins to accuse me of stealing other things from other people. For example- I was working one Sunday morning and another co worker came in to work with me. Well later in the day my other co worker discovered that money was missing from her purse. We searched the entire department and the entire parking lot for the cash. N

Stupid Internet
Grr. So I have no clue why my internet is going from super fast to super slow to the point where I need to actually reboot it. So to those who I was talking to via messenger and who I was returning rates etc. I'm totally sorry. I'm going to get back to ya as fast as I can go. So that's about it folks.

Stupid Ass Pitbull Laws
1. pitbulls cant not be outside unattended unless on a chain. 2. all pitbull owners must have a sign saying pitbull on premesis or your dog will be taken 3. cops are told to shoot pitbulls on sight when trying to aprehend owners. 4. under no surcamstances are pitbulls supposed to be seen at major public events or large gatheerings 5. pitbulls are to be put down if it bites anyone under any circumstance even if in self deffense or the defence of owner. 6. in california if you own a pitbull you are a felon and sentenced to six months jail no exceptions 7. some health care and insurance companies will not cover you if you own a pitbull 8. you can not own home owners insurance if there is a pitbull on premisis. 9. department of child services sees a pitbull in the house as child endangerment .... .......... these are just some of the stupid fukkin laws placed on a missunderstood and ridiculed dog.. all because of media.. and only because of the massive power.. all other dogs att

Stupid People
LICENSE TO STEAL Two Kentucky men tried to pull the front off a cash machine by running a chain from the machine to the bumper of their pickup truck. Instead of pulling the front panel off the machine, though, they pulled the bumper off the truck. They panicked and fled, leaving the chain still attached to the machine, their bumper still attached to the chain, and their license plate still attached to the bumper. IN THE BAG A "tourist," supposedly on a golf holiday, stood in line at the customs counter. While making idle chatter, the customs official thought it odd that the golfer didn't know what a handicap was. The officer then asked the tourist to demonstrate his swing. He did - backwards. A substantial amount of narcotics was found in the golf bag. MADE FOR TV Guns For Hire, an Arizona company specializing in staged gunfights for Western movies, got a call from a 47-year-old woman who wanted to have her husband shot. She was sentenced to four years in jail. DO YOU

Stupid Little Things
How low is this? Someone stole my coke from the fridge at work. *sniff* For over two years I’ve brought in a coke in the morning, put it on the same shelf in the same spot every day and then grabbed it at lunch time. Today I reached in there as my lunch was about to ding in the microwave and froze in shock. There was no coke! I looked around the fridge, then closed it for a second and the looked again to make sure I hadn’t just overlooked it. Nope. Someone swiped my soda. Swiped it even though there is a fully stocked soda machine right next to the fridge. It’s not really upsetting. It bums me out more than anything to think that someone was so petty as to just take my soda. If they really wanted it I would have given it to them or given them 65 cents for the machine. But come on, guys! That was my lunch soda! The one soda I drink during the daytime. What’s up with that petty act of theft? It’s still bumming me out.

Stupid Space
so they changed the name from cherry tap to fubar what a piece of crap it has become I cant change anything in my old space http://www.cherryphotos.com/user/522531 so i made this one and half the time it still dosint let me change stuff like wtf Anyways if u have a facebook or msn or myspace let me know k peace

Stupid Shit
well a bunch of stupid shit has gone on... i'll explain it all to you individually if you want to know... or it's on my myspace blog.... but right now, i've got major drama bullshit i'm dealing with... and i'm major major stressed out... i haven't been online much.... and i'm not sure when things will get settled but if you want to email me, do so, and i'll eventually get back to you on the details... or if u know my number text me, call me, whatever.... much love to you all...

Stupid People...
yes i know ive posted some retarded mumms however one asking if mumms should give you more than 2 choices or not gets flagged as nsfw. what the fuck? now i cant post any more retarded mumms cause im apparently blocked from doing so. now how am i gonna decide if i want to go to the beach or go fishing now?!?

Stupid Facts
Wishful Thinking? 80% of Americams say they belive in miracles. A handful of countries have been kicked oof he U.N., but only Switzerland refuses to join. St. Paul in Alberta Canada is home of the world's only (known) flying saucer launch pad. According to one expert, the less you blink the happier you are. What's so special about Elvis's 1957 film Loving You? Both his parents were extras in it. Only person in history to appear on tv Guide's cover 3 weeks in a row: Michael Landon. Vincent Van Gogh was nly able to sell one painting (The Red Vineyard) during his lifetime. Michelangelo drew his illiterate cook a shopping list. Today it's a priceless work of art. The average U.S. family spends $3,900 a year on travel. Famous but forgotten superstition: People with dimpled chins never commit murder. Birds do fly south for the winter, but not to get warm. They do it for food. At one point, 74% of pepsi drinkers said they'd switch to Coke "if it contained oat

Stupid Questions
Ok I got to get this off my chest because its really getting on my nerves!! Why do people look at my profile rate it a 10 and then send me a stupid ass question like ..where u from..or how old are you!! I want to say can u fuckin read?? I mean damn on almost every profile it says what state a person lives in and how old they are!! CUM ON PEOPLE USE SUM DAMN COMMON SENSE!!!

Stupid Facts 2
Family values: 75% of U.S. adults live within one hour's drive of their parents. The average person laughs 7 to 8 times a day. If a pack-a-day smoker inhaled a week's worth of nicotine all at once, he would die instantly. According to many psychologists, fingernail biting is an sign of stubbornness. More shoplifters are arrested on Wednesdays in January than at any other time of the year. Theere's enough salt in the world's oceans to cover the entire U.S. with a layer 1 1/2 miles deep. Louis XIV had 40 wigmakers...and approximately 1,000 wigs. Austin, Dallas, and Houston are all Scottish surnames. Benjamin Franklin said, "Early to bed, earlt to rise," but was famous for staying up all night. California is tfirst state to send two women to the U.S. Senate at the same time. America has three times as many animal shelters as shelters for victims of domestic violence. When Geroge Washington died in 1799, Napoleon ordered 10 days of mourning in France. So

Stupid Facts 3
Three most profitable sections in a supermarket: meat, fresh produce, pet food. Ayatollah Ruhollah Khomeini had a weakness for cologne. There are 3 Taco Bell restaurants in downtown Mexico City. Mark Twain tried to convince childern that Santa Claus lived on the moon. He couldn't. Yum yum! A pound of houseflies contains more protein than a pound of beef. Marriage fact: The average U.S. wedding costs $17,479, giveor take a few bucks. 54% of U.S. women say they'd rather "get run over by a truck" than gain 150 lbs. 71% of college-educated women-but only 44% of non-collee educated women-breastfeed. IRS fact: million taxpayers a year wait until April to begin filling out their tax returns. 63% of shopping mall Santas have a college degree...and 29% are fluent in sign language. 74% of U.S. teens believe in the supernatural...and 16% believe in the Loch Ness Monster. Most effective deterrent to house brea-ins: "A noisy dog." most thieves say. How do they co

Stupid Boy...
Well, she was precious like a flower She grew wild, wild but innocent A perfect prayer in a desperate hour She was everything beautiful and different Stupid boy, you can't fence that in Stupid boy, it's like holding back the wind She let her heart and soul right in your hands And you stole her every dream and you crushed her plans She never even knew she had a choice and that's what happens When the only voice she hears is telling her she can't Stupid boy, stupid boy Oh So what made you think you could take a life And just push it push it around I guess you build yourself up so high You had to take her and break her down She let her heart and soul right in your hands And you stole her every dream and you crushed her plans She never even knew she had a choice and that's what happens When the only voice she hears is telling her she can't You stupid boy Oh, you always had to be right but now you've lost The only thing that ever made you

Stupidity Is Annoying!!!!
And what brings me to this point you ask? This woman: Brown Eye Babe@ fubar here is the proof to HOW annoyed she has made me RIGHT before I'm going to see the Love of my life. (and I'm putting in order so you have to read from the bottom down) · new gift from 'Brown Eye Babe' received! 13 hr ago · fu1039479@fubar.com just sent you new mail! 13 hr ago Brown Eye Babe sent you a Glass of Champagne Show header Date: Tue, 7 Aug 2007 14:47:30 -0700 (PDT) From: To: inked_angel@fubar.com Reply-To: Size: 964 B "just wanted to wish you and Alex the best of luck... I'm Getting married in dec and i cant wait :)" Click here to return the favor! Click here to see this gift on your profile. · Brown Eye Babe rated your photo a '1'! 11 hr ago · Brown Eye Babe left you a new photo comment! 11 hr ago Comments on this photo: Brown Eye Babe 2007-8-7 17:14:38 YOU CALL THAT SEXY??? HAHAHA reply | delete comment · 'Brown Eye Babe' just ripped

Stupid People
->jukebox Ow...: well your blocked jukebox Ow...: no im not giving up ->jukebox Ow...: whatever go away jukebox Ow...: to be friends couse htat is why im here and would like for us to get along ->jukebox Ow...: what do you want jukebox Ow...: i like talking to a little 2 year old jukebox Ow...: and no im not going away jukebox Ow...: i do ->jukebox Ow...: I dont give a fuck go away jukebox Ow...: im not jukebox jukebox Ow...: do you ->jukebox Ow...: you feel better now ->jukebox Ow...: go away jukebox Ow...: i never done any thing to you so why you being this way to me ->jukebox Ow...: plyin games how I rated you what I thought and moved on get a life

Stupid Stupid Question.
Ahhhh the question I'm always asked, different forms true; but same question. "What's your view on love" "What's love mean to you" "How would you express it" Honestly? Fuck love. Seriously. The words hella over used. But it takes a lot for a person to contain all these feelings.... Love is that overwhelming feeling you get int he pit of your stomach. When you see someone and... you know that you'll remember their smile, scent, hair style, clothes, eye color, hair color, pretty much EVERY thing about them. When you like their faults... and don't mind when they have bad days. When you miss them even while they're there with you. When you think about them every second of every day. When all you can do... is tell all your boys about how amazing your girlfriend is. When you can accept everything about her... When you know when she's upset, or when she's happy. You know every kind of smile she has. And you can tell when she has that Distinct smile... the one that she

Stupid
WELL................. I've just come from standing in a ditch for thirty minutes while two DPS officers searched everything in my car. Mind you now, I am a white, 30 year old male driving around in a eclipse, for crap's sake. I got pulled over on a highway coming from all the county line liquor stores for doing 71 in a 65. Also, my back license plate light was out. They asked me to step out of the car, had me stand on the side of the road while they opened EVERYTHING I had in the car, including my bag of leftovers from having dinner at my Mom's house . They had me show them that I didn't have any pockets in the pants I have on and I had to show them I didn't have anything in my socks. I only got a warning for speeding and a ticket for expired inspection (my fault). The worst part of that was my excuse for it being expired. Honestly, my horn has a short in it and doesn't work most of the time. You can't get inspected if your horn doesn't work. I just haven't had time to take it

Stupid Idiots
YA KNOW I REALLY HATE PEOPLE WHO CALL AND THEY CAN'T EVEN PRONOUNCE MY NAME RIGHT...HOW IN THE HELL DO YOU KATHLEEN OUT OF KATHERINE...HOW HARD IS IT TO SAY K A T H E R I N E.....TICKS ME OF...THEN TO TOP IT OFF THEIR NUMBER IS FREAKIN BLOCKED SO YOU CAN'T CALL THEM BACK...I SWEAR THE NEXT PERSON THAT CALLS ME KATHLEEN ..I'M GONNA GO OFF...IT JUST REALLY GETS ON MY NERVES...

Stupid State Laws...
Alabama: It is illegal to flick boogers into the wind & it is illegal to chain your alligator to a fire hydrant Alaska: It is illegal for moose to have sex on city streets & Kangaroos are not allowed in barber shops at any time Arizona: You may not have more than 2 dildos in one house & Donkeys cannot sleep in bathtubs Arkansas: A man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once a month & it is illegal to buy or sell blue lightbulbs California: Giving or receiving oral sex is prohibited & it is illegal to eat an orange in your bathtub Colorado: It is illegal to lend your vacuum cleaner to your neighbor & it is illegal for cats to run loose without having been fit with a taillight Connecticut: You may not educate your dogs & a pickle is not officially a pickle unless it bounces Delaware: It is illegal to get married on a dare & it is illegal to sell dead people for money without a license Florida: Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal & Wh

Stupid Quetions
A stitch in time saves nine what? After eating, do amphibians have to wait one hour before getting out of the water? After they make Styrofoam, what do they ship it in? Are female moths called myths? Are part-time band leaders semi-conductors? Are there a lot of virgins in the Virgin Islands? Are there any unguided missiles? Are you breaking the law if you drive past those road signs that say "Do Not Pass"? Are you telling the truth if you lie in bed? Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to? Can a stupid person be a smart-ass? Can fat people go skinny-dipping? Can you buy an entire chess set in a pawnshop? Can you get cavities in your dentures if you use too much artificial sweetener? Could crop-circles be the work of a cereal killer? Crime doesn't pay... does that mean my job is a crime? Day light savings time - why are they saving

Stupid Girls
what is it that girls dont understand about NO!!!!, tis girl phones for an appointment.. i say i might be able MIGHT!! to squeeze her in (MIGHT)sooooooooooooo she turns up with her 2 fiends 30 mins before i shut shop. her friend the one with the loud mouth!!!proceedes to ask me over and over again to do a small star (WOW) on her stomache.. i refuse saying im going home "go on man it will only take 5 minutes" how long she been tattooing??? i say i might be able to get her in tommorrow she finally say's ok when i ask her for a small deposit she say's "ive got no money on me!!! SO!!!! tell me this how was she gonna pay for her tattoo TODAY!! DER!!!!! i give up..

Stupid Intolerant Hicks....
I just read a MuMM by some inbred piece of work that claims in his own words that "the South supports the military more than the rest of the country"... Now his statement has ZERO proof to back this ludicrious statement up with and most, along withe me, think he is being a tad racist... It just chaps my ass when some harebrain comes along and tries to push things off on people like that...I mean if he wants to go play Aryan Crud with his little inbred assmonkeys thats one thing, but keep your racist beliefs to yourself please... I really hate people like that...Grrrrrr.... I am one of the most tolerant people here and I have friends from ALL walks of life but people like him, should be shot... Nuff said...

Stuped Cunt
Dragon Lady sent you Hot Wings Show header Date: Mon, 13 Aug 2007 17:19:40 -0700 (PDT) From: To: lindaice@fubar.com Reply-To: Size: 904 B "Choke down a few more of these and call me in the morning, Chunky!" well not sure how to take pics with the comp that look good so this is the second best damn thes dum cunt sent me this and rated my pic a 1 whats up with that damn i hate people like that 1 day i hope she gets fat but damn that makes me so mad thanks 4 looking ~LindaICE~

Stupid Mawfucker - Part 6
too much. too fast. too stupid for words. ever throw yourself, blindly, at whatever or whoever, and discover you might as well thrown yerself under a bus? fucking dumbest thing one could do to themselves, other then suicide. i think it's part ignorance, part uncontrolable need to have shit that's simply not available. or beyond reality. who knows, or cares. someone remind me, never trust anyone, quit "looking" and for gods sake, stop dreaming. 'Yeah, I heard a funny thing Somebody said to me That you could be in love with almost anyone You think people are the greatest fun And I will be alone again tonight for you'

Stupid Bitch In My Shout Box
thughe...: yea ur a dumb bitch imma post all this bullshit you said in a blog lmao babythughe...: my daughter dont live with me sweety ok i was 15 when i had her so she lives with another family i knew what i had to do but if you wanna no her name is courtney collins and she lives in belmar nj ->babythughe...: omg damn yall are so lucky i dotn know yall cause dss would have all of your kids babythughe...: thats ok she new i was doing it and she exploits them to alot worse like her smokin crack ->babythughe...: no posting a mumm explioting little kids def makes you a dumb bitch babythughe...: nahactually im pretty smart its just too bad that your all assholes! ->babythughe...: no no no Youre a Dumb Bitch babythughe...: i am A BITCH thank you ->babythughe...: your welcome anytime you wanna post retarded shit i will be there to make sure you know that youre a dumb bitch hav ea great day babythughe...: yea if i was a bitch id leave him but imma real woman n ill stick by

Stupid Things People Do....
Stupid Things People Do.... Ok so everyone knows i work at Speedway... Well i decided to list a few things ive encounterd over the nearly 5 months of being there... So here they are in no specific order.... Why is it that you can take a shit in a bathroom and then decide to write on the walls with your own fecies? If you cant operate a gas pump... you maybe shouldnt own a vehicle.... If you have no money on you, why must you get almost everything in the store, put it on the counter, then realize you have no money, and leave the shit for me to put back.... DO NOT get mad at me about the gas prices.... I have no control over them, i pay the same damn expensive price as you do!! When you come to the counter to check out, GET OFF YOUR DAMN CELL PHONE, or atleast ask them to hold. I cant read minds, i dont know what you want. and pointing to something doesnt work either. Besides its extremely rude. Dont squeal your tires in the parking lot, your not cool, your an

Stupid Things Not To Say To Someone Whose Husband Is Deployed
1. "Aren't you afraid that he'll be killed?" (This one ranks in at number one on my "duh" list. Of course we're afraid. We're terrified. The thought always lingers at the backs of our minds ---but thanks, you just brought it back to the front. Maybe next you can go ask someone with cancer if they're scared of dying.) 2. "I don't know how you manage. I don't think I could do it." (Though this is really annoying, I feel bad about mentioning it because I know that it is intended to be a compliment. Still, it's not like all of us military wives have been dreaming since childhood of the day we'd get to be anxious single moms who carry cell phones with us to the bathroom. We're not made of some mysterious matter that makes us more capable, we just got asked/told to take on a challenging job and we rose to the challenge.) 3. "At least he's not in Iraq." (This is the number one most annoying comment for my friends whose husbands are in Afghanistan. As one friend put it, "What do t

Stupid Neo Nazis
I have just seen more Neo-nazi trash running around on fubar and still makes me wonder about how stupid you have to be. They follow the teachings of a man who would have had them killed, yet they do stuff in his name. Hilter wanted the PURE ARIAN Race, not a bunch of half breeds. Wake up wanna be skinheads and see the idiocy you have surrounded yourself in.

Stupid Thoughts And Life In General
Well, has anybody ever heard of serving weenies at a wedding reception? I for one would pick a different cuisine, however I am not planning a glorious shin dig... I think all the guests should throw the weenies and add marshmellows and toss them at the groom...lol that will teach his pimp shit to consider a different form of food, such as steak or steak and steak for a reception.... may the weenies live happily ever after...NOT

Stupid Females Of Your Acquaintance...
Boys are a tiresome lot. Seriously. Just thought I'd let you all know that. Moving on, I'm somewhat bored tonight and to be honest, I don't feel like dealing with people. Genuine people, perhaps, but not so much the people who make me feel as if I'm a "reserve" friend. You know, a filler, so to speak... I tend to respect honesty and gumption moreso than sickly sweet words and subtle attempts to whitewash a black wall. Just be honest in your response/approach. Even if it doesn't come to fruition in a conventional sense, it will at least bear the fruit of respect. And while I'm on this subject, I might as well get some other garbage off my chest. Stop lumping me in with every other stupid female of your acquaintance. I understand that whoever she is, she did something stupid and she may have injured your pride and/or your feelings. I'm truly sorry that she treated you in such a fashion, but how dare you judge me according to the merit of another? Her conduct does not d

Stupidity
ok really now how stupid does someone have to be to flag a pic and turn me in for something nsfw....when its in a folder marked that? i just think its funny that they wanna turn me in for something that was already taken care of to start with. i guess people dont know how to read. ok well im done ranting. hope everyone has a great day.

Stupidity
so i sit here trying to crack my neck, that since i have had the accident have yet been able to. i begin to realize something, if i do infact end up cracking my neck who is to say it wont get worse? i know when i crane my neck to the side it almost feels like redemption is just waiting for me just past the point where i cant turn anymore, if only i could make my neck go that way again it might pop back in place and i wont have to put up with constant strain. i'm wrong, even if i do crack my neck i will probably be on bed rest for another week or two if not blowing the disc out completely. this makes me think about how people act and react to certain things. is it possible to put enough pressure on a person psyche to make them injur or worse kill them selves? dont ask why, but all my life i have had this weird fasination with controling the human body. i have gone to great lengths to able to do what some might say is incredible. i have pushed pine needles through my bicep, held

Stupid Bet
ok i made another stupid bet.. not that my other bets have been stupid just not smart but id never take the one bet back, well maybe not to make it a bet but i enjoyed wat it was and its over now....GAME OVER....ok duh was never a game...but anyhow......... I have 11 days left to aquire 24 more crushes and to beable to keep all 50 till the end of that day wich is sept 10th....im not gonna ask for yur crushes cuz look where that got me during the contest..yeah yeah i hated them to but i was talked into it..... But i have until the 10th to aquire these crushes knowing she has one on me as well and might get a bur up her ass and drop her crush that day and id loose.... well if i loose i have to delete my acct from Fubar....maybe its for the best....i know its hard as hell to keep crushes so im thinkin im gonna lay this bet down walk away take my loss...besides away from here might do me some good...so heres wat im gonna do....im leaveing this in the hands of all u...u will dec

Stupid Label Instructions On Consumer Goods:
In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods: On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair). On a bag of Fritos:! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)? On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how???....) On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion). On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)! On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought????...) On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?) On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We c

Stupid Pvt's
I am tired of all of these new soliders we are getting in. they are stupid. they have no common sence. they dont think on there own and who in the hell lets them think they can talk back to people who are higher then them. some PVT descided he was going to argue with my platoon seargent. WTF. soliders who think they know more then NCO's who have over 30 months of combat time. fuck them

Stupid N00b
This guy rated my gurl a handful of ones. She asked him to stop and he wouldnt. So of course she left him a naughty comment and blocked him. lol Just wanted yall to know about him so if he comes to your page. plz block him Linx @ fubar

Stupid
Every so often we come to a point in our lives where we have some major realizations. These can be big or small. I realized today just how stupid I really am. I am way to trusting and want to see things in people that aren't there. From now on my attitude is just fuck em all. Fuck everybody who ever lied to me or used me. If you don't like it then fuck you too! I have too much shit to worry about!

Stupid Stupid Some People Are Just Stupid
This blog is for those whom know what has been going on with me and my kids. Stupid Stupid Some People Are Just Stupid there sure is alot of them out there in the world becuase i dont understand there action of how they take care of things or handle things....Today was a normal Saturday spending time with the kids. Till my own child walks up to me and he has a mark on his face to his top of his nose all the way down his cute little face...Even his lips were all banged up. Any mother or father frist ask what happen and i get told i dont know. Now someone tell me how a child that has a his nose mouth and in all marked up dont know what happen ? Now my son will be eight next Saturday so he would of known what happen to him self. By this time im getting a lil agervated because his so called fa ther is ingore me on my questions. The turns to me and says oh he fell, now i would of let if at that if they looked like he had fallen or gotten hurt on his bike. but something didnt look right.

Stupid Ass People!
if you reading this, i take it that your on my friends list. let me start by saying alot of people that has accepted me as there friend are starting to be very rude. let me make one thing clear , i am here to talk to new people and hopefully make some new friends, i am not here to get my ass chewed out becuase i didn't read your 9 page fucking biography. i feel that if i ask you where you are from , and i get some dumbass remark about how i didn't remember your entire profile, please take me off of your list. it's a simple fucking question. if it's that hard to talk to someone on here , why are you here? so anyone that doesn't want me as a friend please remove me , but don't get all pissy cuase i didn't memorize your pro. i want to talk to real people on here, not profiles. this is supposed to be "the 1st online bar" , the last time i talked to someone at a bar i didn't know shit about them , so why should i here. this isn't eharmony , so please get the picture or delete me. it's that

Stupid People Are Everywhere And She Has Got To Be #1
this is a email i got from Jamie... Tom and Jamie... Don't care if this gets me kicked off i just thought i would put it out there that she is a number one bitch!! started in the mumms and she for some unknown reason seems to think i am fake even put my salute in the mumms saying i was 50 yrs old and i had a pic of a 25 year old... lol if her vocabulary is fuck whore... bitch whatever then i understand why i cannot reason with her but hey it takes all kinds and when it comes to real i put the Real in Real lol all she had to do was look in the photos and bam there i am with Shithead who use to be on here!! plain as day leave it at that i can care less who she is in my book she is #1 STUPID!!! oh sweetie i think you have confused stalking with me calling you a bitch whore etc mostly stupid for blocking me for calling you out. I wouldn't stalk you especially you. ok i was just letting you know what a cunt you are. also if you think i am stalking you why are you writing

Stupid A**holes
Ok, so far tonight I have talked to two very beautiful girls who have recently gotten their hearts broken and listening to their stories has made me sad and also made me realize some things. Both of the girls are outrageously gorgeous and very nice people and I have no clue why a guy would ever break up with either one of them or treat them the way the guys did. One of the girls was getting abused and the other girl got pregnant. Anyway, guys that abuse women are nothing but worthless pieces of s****. They do not deserve anyone. The girl who was getting abuse was going to beauty pagents and she is not stuck up like a lot of other girls that compete in beauty pagents. I got the chance to talk to her for a while tonight and she is a really nice person with a great personality. She really loves him even though he is abusive. She is willing to take him back if he changes. He is not going to change, even if he does he is going to change back to the way he was most likely. I feel reall

Stupid Whores
GROW UP! AINT GOT NO LIFE MAKE DUMBASS COMMENTS WHAT YA JEALOUS? TO BAD IMMATURE YA NEED A LIFE FOR REAL SAVE THE FUKIN DRAMA FOR YOUR MOMMA CUZ I AINT GOT TIME KEEP FUKIN AROUND AND WE SHALL SEE JUST WHAT A MEAN BITCH I CAN REALLY BE!

Stupidity
ok...get back from the courthouse and my bosses next client is in the office. They have to fill out a little paperwork, i.e. name, address, etc., well, my favorite (and only) co-worker, being the smart person that she is told my boss that they were ready. When looking at the file, he couldn't find this information sheet. So here I am, looking high and low for it and she is just sitting on her ass doing nothing. "I don't know what I did with it???" So for kicks, I start looking in the trash can. Get this...yes it is in the trash can. "I didn't put it in there!!!" Then how the hell did it get there??? I just got back in the office. I hate her!!!!!!!!!

Stupid Bullshit
ok i have a fuckin question for you people. why is it that you can not stop saying or doing stupid bullshit?!?!?!?!?! why is it that once you tell everyone that you are done with this shit and don't want nor need the damn drama, it gets started right back up again. isn't life hard enough on us without adding stupidity over bullshit to it??????? isn't this just children's games that you are playing by doing that?????? now i ask you this, are we children or grown adults?!?!?!?!? cuz i know im a damn adult not a child. i do not tolerate the stupidity of these little games that you people like to play nor will i tolerate the stupid rude remarks from anyone. if you want to play your damn games and start a bunch of stupid bullshit over fucking nothing or a simple word or anything you can turn right around and walk on out of here. i do not need this nor does anyone else i know. thank you for your time in reading this and have a nice night/day whatever it may be for you.

Stupid!
Why the hell are people so damned obsessed on this thing with how people rate their appearance? Who gives a shit. If I rate a picture, it's based on creativity or artistic license and I could give a rat's ass about how attractive or unattractive a person is. People, please just get over it already!

Stupid Shit About Me!
01.) What’s worse - A one night stand or a bad relationship? bad relationship 02.) Is it easier to forgive or forget? forgive, because i will never forget 03.) Can men and women be “just friends”? FUCK NO 04.) Dating co-workers... Been there done that 05.) All expenses paid vacation to where? Ireland! 06.) On the way to the electric chair - what’s your last meal? steak and potatoes! 07.) Favorite Slide at the water park? one that i wont die on! 08.) When you are “in love” do you notice other people? rarely 09.) Is flirting cheating? Depends on what kind of flirting 10.) Would you rather have 1 great friend or 5 pals? 1 great friend 11.) If someone called you a bitch would you be offended? I would say thank you 14.) Favorite sport? hockey 17.) Friends with benefits? not too keen on the idea 18.) Do you believe in angels? yes 20.) Have you ever flirted with someone you had no interest in? yes 21.) Ever kissed a random person and

Stupid Questions
Why is it that when someone tells you that there’s billions of stars in the universe, you believe them. But if they tell you there’s wet paint somewhere you have to touch it? How can there be self-help “groups”? Did you ever notice that if you blow in a dogs face it goes mad, yet when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head straight out the window? If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say? Why isn’t the number 11 pronounced onety one? I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered mothers from Asian countries use? Toothpicks? If it’s true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for? Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn’t zigzag? Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts. Whatever happened to Preparations A through G?

Stupid Bar Tab....
Well I was trying to get to everyone I saw on my bar tab helping me level up and thank you all personally but the stupid thing wiped everything out....I hate it when it does that! So to all of you who helped.....Thank you! You are the best:) Misty

Stupid Ass Guys
OK IM TIRED OF THESE STUPID ASS GUYS WHO JUMP TO CONCLUSIONS WHEN THEY HEAR SHIT ABOUT YOU OMFG GROW SOME BALLS AND DONT LISTEN TO EVERYTHING SOMEONE SAYS CAUSE MORE THAN LIKELY ITS NOT TRUE I AM ONE OF THE MOST CALM PEOPLE YOU COULD EVER MEET BUT WHEN SOMEONE GETS UNDER MY SKIN SUCH AS AN EX ALL I HAVE TO SAY IS "FUCK YOU!!!" IM NOT EXPLAINING MYSELF ANYMORE I KNOW WHAT HAPPENED AND YOU WERENT THERE TO SEE IT FOR YOURSELF SO STICK THAT IN YOUR JUICE BOX AND SUCK IT!

Stupid Little Cunt
Stupid little Cunts So, this girl emailed me out of the blue, and just started being a little fucking bitch to me. I wasn't going to email her at all... but then a friend of mine sent her an email backing me up and in the reply she referred to me as "cassie" So I start thinking, ummmm what the hell. Does she even know who I am?? Soooooo I emailed her, at the very least hoping that she would tell me how she knew me. Fat chance. Well here is the stupid little cunt series of emails:: Email 1: Date: Sep 17, 2007 12:53 PM Flag as Spam or Report Abuse [ ? ] Subject: oh my gosh! Body: you are so unattractive! i dont think ive ever seen anything like this in my life! Email 2(in response to Alfa helpin me out): From: *bEsOs* Date: Sep 17, 2007 8:40 PM and your alfa friend has a saggy pair of tits along with bad skin and a fucking ugly face. and you look like a man in drag. Email 3(in response to my friend Rockstar helpin me out): "i guess i should've written to

Stupid Ppl In Mumms
http://www.fubar.com/mum.php?id=189414# This was like an hour after I had commented on her mumm goldilocks: just sharing info to those that really care not drunken idiots. have another shot hun it just mite clear you mind ->goldilocks: Dont come to my page whining about your stupid mumms and I hate to burst your bubble but I dont drink

Stupid $hitty @$$ Dial-up!
I am freaking bored out of my mind! I miss my high speed internet. I can't open profiles, I can't rate pics, and I'm having an extremely hard time talking in the shoutbox. The only excitement I'm getting on here anymore is when I get comments and such, but then I feel like crap cause I can't comment back and the only reason I'm getting any new friend requests or comments is cause one of my friends bought me a blast. Thank you again savannahjohn. You know I luv ya! Anyway.... I gotta call the phone company and see about getting DSL. I can't take this anymore. I'm too impatient. :P Yall' have a good one!

Stupidity
So my dumb ass got hurt yet once again, im so stupid for falling for another girl!!! This 1 i honest to god thought we were perfect, but her ex bf that she loved jumped into the picture and i was dropped like i didnt even matter!!! Why does this shit always happen to me??

Stupidity
Ok,this may piss off some people and who cares!! The "stupidity" I'm speaking of isn't really "stupidity I guess.It may just be a lack of learning or just knowing what you were tought. I'm so tierd of people thinking that just because your from the south or live in the south you must be a "race hater","predjidice","dumba--",back wood redneck...These same people think that just because someone is waveing a confederate flag that they hate all people. Let me be plain here. I LOVE my southern roots,and am proud to have had members of my family in the past fight on the confederate side of the war. Also I'm just as proud of the men and women who are over in other countries fighting for thier country.In fact my oldest step-son just got from Iraq last year.Any way.... Also..While I'm on the subject of the war for southern independace."civil war" If you believe that it was ALL over and was started because of "slavery" then you are 100% WRONG!!!! But that will be for another blog later.

Stupid People
I am blocking all my pics now since there are Stupid People that want to say that all my pics are not safe for work and there is nothing wrong with them. So now I am just gonna keep them to myself and the people who can appericate them.

Stupid Bastard
WTF?!? I am soooo fucking pissed off right now. I called my husband (and yes the father of my kids) and told him to bring some diapers home. He has the nerve to tell me that he cant because we have no money. So I log into his bank account...wanna know why we have no money? BECAUSE HES TOO BUSY SPENDING EVERY FUCKING DIME OF STUPID SHIT: $50~xm satelite radio $30~porn $60~beer and accessories... EXCUSE ME IF IM WRONG, BUT DONT YOU THINK BUYING FUCKING DIAPERS FOR YOU KIDS IS MORE DAMN IMPORTANT YOU SELF CENTERED DUMB FUCK?!? NOW I HAVE TO KICK HIS ASS...I HATE WHEN I HAVE TO KICK HIS ASS.....

Stupid People
LOL ITS FUNNY HOW THIS SITE WORKS... SOMEONE ASKS U FOR HELP N U DO IT... BUT WHEN U ASK THEM FOR HELP THEY R NO WHERE TO BE FOUND! WHEN PEOPLE RATE OR COMMENT ON UR PAGE THEY GET MAD CUZ U DONT DO THE SAME! FRIEND REQUESTS... IM TIRED OF ADDING PPL THAT ARE ONLY HERE FOR THE POINTS N NOT WILLING TO TAKE THE TIME TO MAKE A CONVERSATION WITH ME... IF I DONT ACCEPT THEM YET AGAIN THEY GET MAD... LOOK PEOPLE IF THAT BOTHERS YOU SOOOO MUCH THEN MOVE ON TO SOMEONE ELSES PAGE N LEAVE MINE ALONE... I HAVE NO DONE ANYTHING TO ANYONE FOR PEOPLE TO GIVE ME AN ATTITUDE ABOUT HOW I THINK OR DO THINGS... I REALLY DONT CARE WHAT THEY WANT! I AM HERE TO MAKE FRIENDS WITH OTHERS.. IM NOT HERE TO SLEEP WITH YA BECAUSE I HAVE A WONDERFUL FIANCEE ALREADY! IM NOT HERE TO GET ON CAM WITH YA N SHOW U MY GOODS... SORRY BUT I RESPECT MYSELF TOO DAMN MUCH! NOW AGAIN YA DONT LIKE THE WAY I DO THINGS MOVE ON! SKYE

Stupid People
Deleting most of the things on here lately...Seems that every time u turn around something is being reported as NSFW....if i wanted to play with children i would go play on myspace...Seems that this site isn't for people who are over the age of 18..Seems like this is a place if the people don't want you on top then mark all your photos NSFW..Come on a puppy pic nsfw???????? just fucken stupid...Really wish that button when someone reported would tell you why in the hell it was reported and why they felt the need to do it...Should be looked at by 2 people to determine if it is NSFW and then if it isnt keep a log of who is doing most of the reporting and if they are just being a stupid ass then DELETE there account...and make it known that they were deleted for that reasoning....OK thats my bitch of the week

Stupid People
Sometimes I sit back and wonder why some people weren't spared a life filled with great pain and suffering. Most of the pain and suffering is self-inflicted! Yes I'm referring to the stupid people! I know some of you are saying "Bear be nice" and "Bear you shouldn't call people names", but I have had enough of it!!!. For example, in the army most pieces of equipment have instructions written on them or the packaging (w/ diagrams). You will always have someone standing there you can not grasp the simple concept of "take object A and object B and attach them with one red pin provided". Today after being stuck in traffic for 2 hrs (that is another blog) I stopped a the local 7/11 to get a Slurpie. As I wait in line to purchase my tasty beverage, there is a man in line about to pay for his purchases. This man took the simplest of tasks and turned it into the building of the pyramids! Someone please tell me what is so hard about swiping your card and pushing yes or no for a credit card pur

Stupid F**ks
why do people have to be such assholes anymore. i went to a concert in fortworth last night and parked in a paid attended parking lot and some asshole had to walk by my truck and key the side or it. he didn't know me, i didn't do anything to him, he did it just to be an ass. and it's not a 2000$ truck. it's a $32,000 07 tundra with 5ooo miles on it. so now i have to shell out somewhere between 500$ and 1000$ to fix it and thats money i don't have to spend on a repair that shouldn't even be needed. do they do it cause someone has something nicer than them or what. these people need their ass kicked. our generation has gotten so careless about other people and their property it's sad. anyway hope everyone else has had a good day i know mine sucked when i walked outside to see that on my truck.

Stupid Tats
you know how common can women be, holy shit , i mean a tatto should be a way to express your self , but as i am looking at pic after pic of some woman with a buterfly tattoo or rose or heart on their breast. honestly it makes me throw up in my mouth,

Stupid Fucking People
So, I'm not exactly sure why this guy was on my yahoo list... so many damn people have my yahoo ID... so whatever. Anyhow, this guy messages me right? I already deleted the archive or I would copy and paste it. The guy said something like "I have never did it before" (referring to the yahoo photo share) And I simply corrected him stated *you have never done it before. I mean come on, you learn verb tense in like 3rd grade!!! OH MY GOD!!! So then he gets all pissy and says "I'm a welder not a typer" WOW. What the hell does that have to do with anything? I'm not a "typer". I'm not sure what a "typer" is per se. So anyhow, he got alL pissy and was like "delete me off your list". Well, that was truly tragic. I just wanted everyone to know it broke my heart for some guy to get mad at me because he can not master the english language. Man, I understand, this is the internet. We all use crazy things, lik ppl instead of people. We don't use caps, ever... we hardly use puncuation... but for god

Stupid!!!
U ever feel like u are being stupid about things in your life?? I am feeling more, and more stupid as my life goes on. I guess I am just blowing off steam here. I am very emotional for some reason, and i feel like one hell of a cry. Talk to u all later!!

Stupid Dog? Manipulative Dog? Crazy Dog?
My moms dog is going to drive me nuts. All he does is whine, so when he's really whining about something[like having to potty] you cant tell, because he cries wolf all the time. Hes a large dog[some sort of mountain shepard the vet said] who is "untrained", and pushing about 3 years old. There are also obvious signs that he was abused as a puppy[when anyone is holding something thratening, a spoon, a news paper, a rake, he gets upset/backsaway cautiously], he also over reacts to being yelled at Because of his getting so "upset", my mother and aunt[babysits him a few days a week] almost refuse to discipline or train him[IMO] because it "hurts his feelings". Dont get me wrong, im not into animal abuse or anything but i trained my dog, my dog listens to me [most of the time]. She comes when i call, she stays when i tell her to stay, she doesnt jump up, she doesnt deliberatly disobey and when someone else gives her a command she [90% of the time] obeys them as well. Shes not

Stupid Exs Parent
I wish exs parents would leave people alone yeah i love him but damn they can leave me alone and stop blaming me for everything he does. he can piss right with out them bitching at me thats why we are exes thanks to family members of his

Stupid Nswf People
To the asshole who likes to mark things NSWF...you are officially an idiot. Tell me why a carebear w/ a weed plant is NSWF...yet a pussy picture is acceptable...stupid fuck...I swear stupidity should be a crime...you know who you are STUPID.

Stupid Guys
ITS JUST SO LAME THAT EVERY GUY I FALL FOR TURNS OUT TO BE A FREAKING TOOLBUCKET. GUYS JUST TOTALLY CONFUSE ME! BUT THATS KINDA THERE JOB. I DONT SEE WHY MY EX JUST CAN NOT LET ME GO HE IS THE ONE TO FUCK UP NOT ME SO WHY AM I SUCH A BAD PERSON NOT TO LET HIM BACK? AND THEN THE GUY I HAVE BEEN HAVING A THING WITH IS SO ON AGAIN, OFF AGAIN IT MAKE ME JUST WANT TO GIVE UP ON GUYS AND TURN INTO A NUN OR SOMETHING. GOD!!!!!!IT JUST DRIVES ME CRAZY. WHY CAN'T I JUST HAVE A HEALTHY RELATIONSHIP THAT I KNOW WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON. HA HA LIKE THAT IS GOING HAPPEN OR WHEN I THINK IT HAS HE GOES AND FUCKIN CHEATS ON ME... Oi!!!! XOXO YOU KNOW YOU LOVE ME! MARY LEE

Stupid Questions
Secrets About Me SurveyWhat does your profile name mean?: That I will eat you if you mess with me...lolElaborate on your default photo: Um, me and my son...not much to elaborate...we're watching TVDo you drink?: Only on days that end with 'Y'What is your current mood?: AnnoyedWhat exactly are you wearing right now?: T-shirt, black pants, thong, braWhat is your current problem?: Men are confusing!What do you love most?: My baby boy, JohnDo you smoke?: NopeAre you musically talented?: I use to play the piano, but haven't in a whileIf you could go back in time and change something, what would you change?: My brother's death....I miss himIf you MUST be an animal for ONE day, what would you be?: Tiger, so I can attack people and kill them legally....just kidding!!!Ever had a near death experience?: I drive in I-95, so yes!Have you ever been in love?: True love, once; Puppy love, twiceWhat is the name of the song that is stuck in your head?: Nothing else mattersName someone with the same bir

Stupidity
When we make plans with our friends and they fall through.. why do we not say sorry right then and there. Why wait until you speak to your friends again? Why make your friends bring up the fact that you are a LOSER...with the worst memory! You simply have no excuse for your behavior you try to make it up by saying lets plan to hang out and you never do... all though you really miss your friend you keep dippin on. Yeah I know what an oxymoron.. you miss someone so instead of hangin out you stand them up numerous times with no damn good reason why. Wonder how they feel? I feel stupid when it happens and that I have been called on my stupidity. Life as a young person is so busy, i think we miss the things that are important that are right in front of us. We are so busy working, shopping, paying bills, and trying to be something that in the end does not matter anyway that we are missing the things that make us happy. We over look the small stuff to attempt to have a part of the big

Stupid People Crack Me Up
you know stupid people are funny.... first off let me put that the only person in this whole thing i care about is brian because hes my world and if you think im getting mad im not and most of it i was laughing way fucking hard. but its all good the person(s) may of tried and hurt me but it didnt work.... sorry for you luck..... Kandace (10/19/2007 12:21:50 AM): hey please lose my number and my yahoo name Del (10/19/2007 12:22:02 AM): why because you lied to us? Del (10/19/2007 12:22:11 AM): i just ant to know why Del (10/19/2007 12:22:12 AM): thats all Del (10/19/2007 12:22:17 AM): i didnt want to stop being friends Del (10/19/2007 12:23:13 AM): and i havent called at all Del (10/19/2007 12:23:20 AM): except that onces Del (10/19/2007 12:23:24 AM): that i left the message Kandace (10/19/2007 12:23:28 AM): liyed 2 u Del (10/19/2007 12:23:28 AM): and i was fucking WORRIED Del (10/19/2007 12:23:53 AM): yea you said you sent money and NOTHING has ever came Del (10/19/20

Stupid Is As Stupid Does
And I've got to be one of the dumbest broads around. Who does the dummy anymore? I do and I know 3 other people that do. Stupids like me need other stupids to do stupid stuff with. We do the dummy all day long...

Stupid People!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
->mike: Darlin if u have to ask like that you have not the class or the tongue to do it right! ->mike: lords this must be why y are single eh?? mike: can i eat you out ->mike: whatever why are you being so silly?? mike: i will block you mike: you can block me ->mike: whatever good bye then mike: ok later ->mike: chicken he cant see what I am doin mike: 35ave bell mike: ok later ->mike: where are you?? me 67th ave and osborn This is just a part of the dumbest conversation Ever!!!!

Stupid B*tch! Hahaha
Boy do I have a storie for all you! I am going to make this sweet and simple. Some chick started to fuck with trav, I warned her to stop. She wouldn't. She went to choke trav and I beat her mother fuckin ass! Well needless to say the cops where there b/c of other things and I managed to get the fight outside, after I beat the piss outta this chick, I threw her out the door and I tripped some how b.c I wasn't letting her run away I kept ahold of her. We fell and I got on top and just started to hammer on her. Well a cop pulled me off and was getting to arrest me when trav told them they weren't b/c that bitch tried to choke him and I was defending him. They were going to charge me with aggravated assault. OOOPS. They dropped the charges and took her to the hospital for observation. Oooopsy. Anyhow then, they charged her with public drunkness and disorderly conduct b.c she wasn't keeping her mouth shut nor listening to the cops. So after the trip to the hospital they took her to the stat

Stupid Ccbill
So, my ccbill check from GeekGirlsOnline.com is over 4 days late at this point. Which means I have no cash at the moment. So, I'm selling my video and photos again. All are "Adult" :) The video is $10 (9 minute video, me with a toy, good quality) ( Item #1) 2 photosets @ $6 for both - One set has 67 photos, but newer and higher quality. One set has 96 photos from my earlier days as an alt-model. (Item #2) 2 photosets @ $3/each - 48 photos. From my earlier days as an alt-model (Item #3 & #4) 1 photoset @ $2/each - Grab bag of 25 photos from all of my personal pictures. (Item # 5 specify quantity) If you would like more information, such as details about the video or photos, or would like to know how to buy them, send me a msg. ~ Athena

Stupid Internet
hello to all my friends out there i dont know when my internet is going to stop acting gay. seriously i hate it right now its going so slow and i think its because of my brothers fucking tivo. ugh well since i cant really do the things i usually am able to do on here if you want to talk to me im me on either yahoo or aim if you dont have my names here they are yahoo= chezzygoober and for aim= c2a1s7s8y3. hope to hear from all of you soon since i cant on here :( but still leave me love if you want and when i can i will return the favor

Stupid Rant
Why is it, that I'm 395,000 points from Godmother and I'm not excited.. I guess cause I feel like no one gives a shit. I thought the last straw of this journey would be one of the happiest moments of my time here on fubar Why does it seem like I have to beg for any help on here. Why.. I do anything for my friends on here. Any one who asks for help I'm there. I always try to return the love best as I can. I've never turned anyone down, never got into any drama on here.. nothing and it seems like I have to beg or pull teeth. This doesnt pretain to the ones that I know has been there since day one. Has helped and will keep on helping me. You know who you guys are so don't think this is about you.. I know who my true friends are on here. Thank you to you all for being there. I can't thank you enough! Just been a sucky day. And just coming on here seeing how close I am and .. I dont know what I expected. I really dont. I just feel soo alone on here right now... *sigh* *sigh

Stupid Shit Bout Me
ok a lil bit about me i guess.....lol i was bored well here we go 1. i laugh when i brush my teeth( i have an automatic toothbrush...it tickles lol) 2.i dont always use crosswalks so...dont hit me if you ever see me crosswalk!!! 3. i collect chapstick ( no idea why) 4. i dont squeeze my toothpaste from the bottom 5. i like the taste of the sticky part of envelopes 6. i write stupid shit sometimes lol obviously 7. i have a short attention spand lol u should see me with a piece of thread 8. i cant watch someone chew on a toothpick....ill gag!!! 9. i have a teddy bear named boo boo 10. i like to watch spongebob 11. i eat kool-aid packets as is 12. i hate feet including i wont eat anything that smells like them (doritos, fritos, parm cheese) 13. im allergic to mushrooms 14. i saw a ghost once 15. lol i also collect pens there u go 15 useless facts bout me cuz i was bored lol

Stupid Shit Part 2
ok so thought of some other stupid things bout me last night 16. cant stand when people crack their necks 17. im scared to death of clowns 18. i stare into space sometimes for no reason 19. i like the smell of cucumber melon 20. im agnostic 21. i like to paint things with white-out 22. i cant say potassium 23. i dont like cinnamin 24. i loooooove tomatoes 25. i wrote a childrens book 26. i usually only wear one sock 27. i cant watch someone get sick 28. people that say "like" a lot annoy me 29. and i got one fucked up middle name yeah few more to add to the list

Stupid World
Sunday, November 04, 2007 Assholes... I went to a bar with my roomates. There was a lezbian rockband sort of group playing. I was thinking it was going to be a lezbian/gay night sort of thing. Those are usually nice to go to cuz people don't give me any shit. I just went there to chill with my roomates and listen to music. Some asshole starts talking about how he thought halloween was over, or something. He said the same thing like 5 times. What an unoriginal bastard. He made some kind of emo comment too. I really really wanted to hurt the guy. My friends/roomates would not have been happy though if I got in a fight. I also didn't really want to go to jail/prison/psycho ward... The people around him told him he was rude, or mean or something. They didn't stay much longer after we got there. People take adantage of the laws that prohibit me from beating the shit out of them for being assholes. So uh, I'm in the army for about 5 years so people can be like that? Straight peo

30 Stupid Questions
30 stupid Questions The Dirty Thirty... 30 unknown facts/secrets about yourself. 1. Did you end your last relationship? Never had a real relationship. Sorry! 2. When is the last time you shaved your legs? Never. They are not hairy! 3. What were you doing this morning at 8am? getting out of bed 4. What were you doing 15 minutes ago? checking my bank 5. Are you any good at math? yes. 6. What were you doing last night? surfing the net 7. Do you have any famous ancestors? don't know, but I might 8. Have you ever burped in front of the opposite sex? unfortunately yes 9. Do you know the words to the song on your myspace page? Nope, but working on it! 10. Where is your mom at? in my sister's kitchen 11. How many different beverages have you drank today? Juice and Coffee 12. What's one thing you wish to change about yourself? I need a weight change. No gastric bypass needed! 13. What do you wish for? to find a better job to get paid! 14.

Stupid F'n Pervs #1
that album marked private....but clearly marked NOT NAKED...is private for a reason. it is my son. he is my life. he is the most important thing in this entire world. he is my everything. i do not share him with random pervs on fubar. you have to earn that privilege. good start is spending enough time to glance at my profile, where it also clearly says they're not cheap thrills...next step is not being a creep and asking to see my "private pics, baby"...if you want to put your naked self on here, more power to you...but i NEVER WILL....so stop asking....if i want you to see them, i will allow you to...but not everyone on here is looking for free porn or a cheap lay...some of us have standards and morals and respect for ourselves and others...and have pictures of our child because some of our friends CARE ABOUT THE PERSON...not the goods...so thank you and goodnight tay

Stupid Dog.
So i woke up to the cat throwing a potted plant around my office, getting potting soil everything, etc. I took a shower, ate my eggo sandwitch, and did my hair[which looks hella cute btw] and went to let the dog in so we coudl leave to go out to my moms to work. The dog decided right then, right after i get out of the shower, to roll in poop. So now, i have to change out of my clean clothes, and bathe the dog. Which means, no matter what i do, Im going to smell like poop today. Unless of course I take another shower, which seems pointless considering Im going to work, which is a housecleaning job, hence scrubbing toilets. But still, i wanted to feel celan for like... more then 20 mins please? And no matter what i do, my car is going to smell like wet dog, who hopefully i can get the stink of poop off. My bath tub is ALREADY having drainage problems, i stand in water over my ankles while i shower. So im sure all the dog hair will do wonders for that. Fuckin'A.

Stupid British Laws
Tue Nov 6, 2:19 PM ET LONDON (AFP) - Queen Elizabeth II's speech in the British parliament Tuesday may have been routine but at least nobody got bored to death. That would have been against the law. Dying in parliament is an offence and is also by far the most absurd law in Britain, according to a survey of nearly 4,000 people by a television channel showing a legal drama series. And though the lords were clad in their red and white ermine cloaks and ambassadors from around the world wore colorful national costumes, at least nobody turned up in a suit of armor. Illegal. Other rules deemed utterly stupid included one that permits a pregnant woman to urinate in a policeman's hat and murdering bow-and-arrow-carrying Scotsmen within the city walls of York, northern England. A law stating that in Liverpool, only a clerk in a tropical fish store is allowed to be publicly topless, was also ridiculous, said a poll of 3,931 people for UKTV Gold television out Tuesday. Nearly half

Stupid Ass Men
well I met this guy last year when I worked at Circle K he seemed ok and we lost track of each other Well he found me on here so we started talking he came seen me but he made me unconfortable and he kept hinting around he wanted to have sex so I told him it wasn't happenin well he sent me numous meassages on here wannting to hang out and he didn't want sex then he tell me he does wanna have sex and I told him I wasn't the one and he got pissed and started making fun of me about my teeth where my husband had knocked them out it hurt but pissed me off more but when he thought he was gonna get layed i was sexy and all that but then he does that to me why does guys have to be that way why is it that all men want now days is to get layed what is it they think all women are whores well let me tell u all something we are not Whores and sex toys we want and need more out of life than just to get layed there is more to Life than JUST SEX so Guys before you look at a woman like a w

The Stupid Stuff We Remember
The Stupid Things I Cant Get Out Of My Head Just An Outlook: 27 years isnt really that long of a time to live, considering atleast(if not more) 5 of them where years that were beyond your control where you didnt live just learned. I know you neer stop learning but those first five Where the most absobrent. Where You where pretty much Running On instinct, and depended on people th most. so yeah experencing life for only 27 years is just a drop in the bucket looking back as you grow, like loooking at 16 from 27 and laughing your ass off and crying inside about how wrong you where about life. Im Sure Im Wrong about what i think life is at this age as well, and ill probably always be wrong about what i think i want from it and what i think it should be. About Myself: As Youve Probably guessed (or already knew) im 27. Im A girl, i wont say woman, i havnt earned that title yet and probably never will. Sadly i would love to be tho, id love to be the person you can turn to when in n

Stupid Questions
Take this survey 1. The phone rings. What is your ring tone?..wow i can sex you 2. Did you go anywhere yesterday?..to work and class 3. Who was the last person you shared beds with?..kevin 4. Favorite drink?..long island 5. Does the person you like know that you like them?..YES THEY SURE DO 6. Last time you talked to your mom?..this morning 7. Where are you right now?..home 8. If you HAD to kiss the last person you kissed, would you?..yes 9. Favorite gadget in the kitchen?..stove 10. Favorite pie?..not a pie fan 11. How is your hair?..SHORT 12. Where's the last place you walked to? ..i walked the dog to the park and home 13. Last time you had a sleepover?..can i have the difinitive term of sleep over 14. Latest you stayed up in the past week?..all night writing a paper 15. What are you doing?..this stupid survey 16. Have you been in a car accident?...yes seems like every damn day 17. What is the last thing you said aloud?...love

Stupid Is As Stupid Does
(13 May 1998, New Jersey) There's apparently not much to do in Long Branch during the long May evenings. A 51-year-old man decided to satisfy his fantasy of robotic love by seeking sexual gratification with his vacuum cleaner. Most men would think twice before poking a valuable organ into a vacuum, but this optimistic fellow had no qualms about the safety of his intended course of action. And using a vacuum cleaner had the appealing aspect of tidying up his mess after satisfying him. Our horny hero didn't realize that the suction on his hand-held Singer A-6 was created by a blade whirling just beneath the hose attachment, adjacent to the collection bag. His search for pleasure was cut short seconds after he stuck his penis into the vacuum and the blade lopped off part of his penis. With a sense of loss, he staggered to the phone and called police. He told them that he had been stabbed in his sleep. When police pointed out suspicious evidence, the victim claimed not to remember the i

Stupid Phone Company
Walked out the front door yesterday to go to the store. Just up the street, a line was down, hanging into the street. Wasn't sure what line it was but I thought I would start with the phone company. I think I talked to someone who didn't get past the 5th grade. The call ended with her saying someone would be out in the next few DAYS to check on the line. DAYS? Are you kidding me? I still have service so I really don't care. But if it takes a few days I hope that the teenagers that roam the streets pull it and the rest of their wires down lol. Idiots....

Stupid People
stupididty, people who dont know the difference between "your" and "youre"...."their" "there" and "theyre", mushrooms(unless theyre blue),those little onions on white castles, folks who wear those bluetooth things all the time in public cuz i think theyre talking to me and i turn around like a jackass, the whole wearing of the pants below the ass.......stupid, long red lights, people who let dogs lick em in the mouth......you do realize they just licked their ass right?.....gag,........more to come

Stupid People Piss Me Off
Ok so here's something else that really irritates me... It really irks me when someone runs their mouth without knowing what they are really talking about first. Now I'm sure I am guilty of doing this a time or two, but I (at least) have learned that it is best to hear the other person out before freaking out. Unfortunately there are more people out there that have failed to learn that small lesson in life. So, they continue to bitch and bluster about, only to look the jackass when the truth finally does smack them in the face. Now I would much rather feel a tiny bit assinine for not understanding the situation and having it be explained to me, than feel like a complete jackass when I am proven completely wrong. Call me crazy if you will. I just wish others would take the time to hear the sides of a situation before jumping aboard the bandwagon for either side. Make informed decisions people, don't just dive in head first without looking first. I mean seriously.