Fubar Blog Posts 2

Straightened Out!!!!!
well all of his legal problems are now straightened out. holmes county dropped the charges and he has to go back to court on march 19 in walton county, but there is no longer any warrant out. I am am glad that i was able to help him out and would have felt bad if i had let him sit in jail. we just have to file contempt paperwork on his ex and once we do that then it is done except for the court deciding what to do about that. we are supposed to get them this weekend, but the way his ex is being i am wondering if we are going to have our problems.

Strawberry Short Cake
If all of the desserts listed below were sitting in front of you, Which would you choose? (You can only pick one!) Trust me...this is Reputed to be very accurate. Pick your dessert, and then look to see what psychiatrists think About you. After taking this dessert personality test, send this e-mail on to Others, but when you do, be sure to put your choice of dessert in the Subject box above. ALSO, SEND IT TO THE PERSON WHO SENT IT TO YOU. Here are your choices: 1. Angel Food Cake 2. Brownies 3. Lemon Meringue 4. Vanilla Cake with Chocolate Icing 5. Strawberry Short Cake 6. Chocolate Icing on Chocolate Cake 7. Ice Cream 8. Carrot Cake No, you can't change your mind once you scroll down, so think Carefully what your choice will be... OK - Now that you've made your choice this is what research says About you... 1. ANGEL FOOD CAKE -- Sweet, loving, cuddly. You love all warm and Fuzzy items. A little nutty at times. Sometimes you need an ice cr

Strange Questions
A survey: Have you ever licked the back of a CD to try to get it to work?: no, I've never even heard of that What's the largest age difference between yourself and someone you’ve dated: 15 years Ever been in a car wreck?: two minor incidents Were you popular in high school?: HAR! That's a good one! Have you ever been on a blind date?: yes Are looks important?: To whom? Do you have any friends that you've known for 10 years or more?: yes By what age would you like to be married?: I was married at 26, and divorced at 33. (Who's writing these questions? Someone really young, I expect.) Does the number of people a person's slept with affect your view of them?: No. Anyway, at my stage of life it might be strange if they hadn't slept with several. Have you ever made a mistake?: Show me the person who hasn't. Are you a good tipper?: Yes. What's the most you have spent for a haircut?: $100.00 (just once, and no, I didn't really think it was wor

Strange Names Of 33 Things You Never Knew Had Names
Strange Names of 33 Things You Never Knew had Names AGLET - The plain or ornamental covering on the end of a shoelace. ARMSAYE - The armhole in clothing. CHANKING - Spat-out food, such as rinds or pits. COLUMELLA NASI - The bottom part of the nose between the nostrils. DRAGÉES - Small beadlike pieces of candy, usually silver-coloured, used for decorating cookies, cakes and sundaes. FEAT - A dangling curl of hair. FERRULE - The metal band on a pencil that holds the eraser in place. HARP - The small metal hoop that supports a lampshade. HEMIDEMISEMIQUAVER - A 64th note. (A 32nd is a demisemiquaver, and a 16th note is a semiquaver.) JARNS, NITTLES, GRAWLIX, and QUIMP - Various squiggles used to denote cussing in comic books. KEEPER - The loop on a belt that keeps the end in place after it has passed through the buckle. KICK or PUNT - The indentation at the bottom of some wine bottles. It gives added strength to the bottle but lessens its holding capacity.

Straight From The Heart
Straight from the heart You'll hear me laughing Straight from the heart You'll feel me loving you Straight from the heart You'll hear me singing Staight from the heart I'm saying I Love You I know that I can be Just what you want me to be If only you could see Deep into the heart of me Just take my hand in yours And then you will set me free To love the way that I had always, Thought that it would be Straight from the heart You'll hear me laughing Straight from the heart You'll feel me loving you Straight from the heart You'll hear me singing Staight from the heart I'm saying I Love You When you are feeling blue And want life to be through My love could give you light, Bring you out of the night Deep in the heart of me Is a love I feel should be It's waiting here for you What more can I do Straight from the heart You'll hear me laughing Straight from the heart You'll feel me loving you Straight from the heart You'll hear me singing Stai

The Stranger
The Stranger A few years after I was born, my Dad met a stranger who was new to our small Texas town. From the beginning, Dad was fascinated with this enchanting newcomer and soon invited him to live with our family. The stranger was quickly accepted and was around from then on. As I grew up, I never questioned his place in my family. In my young mind, he had a special niche. My parents were complementary instructors: Mom taught me good from evil, and Dad taught me to obey. But the stranger...he was our storyteller. He would keep us spellbound for hours on end with adventures, mysteries and comedies. If I wanted to know anything about politics, history or science, he always knew the answers about the past, understood the present and even seemed able to predict the future! He took my family to the first major league ball game. He made me laugh, and he made me cry. The stranger never stopped talking, but Dad didn't seem to mind. Sometimes, Mom woul

Strange
This has been a particularly odd week... At least I get to go out to some place familiar this week. I still cant decide if its been good strange or bad strange though. *shrug* Just some stoned thoughts for ya hahahaha

Stranger
Do not stand by me tonight, Do not stand by me ever, I will not be like you in this light, I will never be you, ever, Do not talk to me today, Do not talk to me at all, I am not one of you anyway, I am not like you at all, Do not laugh at me now, Do not laugh at me again, I am different, you ask how? I am different while you are sane, Do not kick me anytime, Do not kick me tomorrow, I will steal your life make it mine, I will laugh back and give you sorrow, Do not kill me tonight, Do not kill me ever, I am but a stranger in this light, I am but a stranger forever.

Stranded In Montauk
MY LONG STORY OF BEING STRANDED IN MONTAUK! LOL (its very interesting if you feel like reading the whole thing) Well for those of you who read my status before someone signed me off i went to montauk with my best friend ashley.. OMG was that the adventure of the year. She was suppose to go there to pick up her cousin who was coming back with us to connecticut. Well my lovely friend read her uncles message wrong and was suppose to leave at 7:30 in the morning the next day, not 7:30 at night (which was last night) SOOO first we missed the exit we had to get off so we had to turn around and go in a big ass circle, then when we got to montauk we went to her uncles house thinking her cousin was there.. WRONG! All the lights were off and no cars in the driveway. She called her uncle and he was like omg you were suppose to leave in the morning SO it all started there. Her uncle told us that he was staying at a hotel with one of his friends so he gave us the number but no one answe

Stranger In Me
I glance into the mirror What do I see? I see two faces One of them is me The other isn't a stranger A person I know Who lives in my mind With an essence that glows He is the hate that I hide The fear you can't see The malice I hold down The darkness within me A tempter of fate A seducer of chaos A pain so rare Corruption at it's best he speaks in a voice That none but I hear he begs me to release him Release all my fear A demon who lies A man trapped A part of my being But responsibly kept. Music Video Codes By Music Jesus.com

Strawberry Fantasy
Cindy gulped down the triple espresso she'd made herself. After getting up at two in the morning and working until noon, she'd tried to take a nap, but she'd been too wired from the anticipation of seeing Derek again that night that she'd been unable to sleep. Now she was desperately tired, but she had no intention of falling asleep before she found out exactly what kind of assistance Derek needed with a strawberry shortcake. Visions of licking whipped cream off his perfectly sculpted body clouded her mind, and she nearly stepped out in front of a speeding car. But she pulled herself back just in time. When the light turned, she raced across the street. She drained the last sip of espresso and put her cup into her backpack as she dug for the key to the bakery's back door. She took a deep breath as she turned the key and let herself into the store room. She heard the low throbbing beat of dance music coming from the kitchen. Derek had to be here then. Every one else on the staff

Strait Bashing
I just had a thought about gay bashing. You know when people sit around and gay bash. mmm i wander if they strait bash. OMG did you see that strait guy he's sooo strait. Did you see what he was wering omg he is just to strait. I just dont understand why they like the opposite sex it just dont make sence to me. I just think its just soo sick to like the opposite sex how wierd. I wander since so many people gay bash if thats what they sit around and do lol.

Strange Weather
Ok, so the world is warming up. I could enjoy that if it just means warmer weather when you get tired of the cold. But does the weather really have to choose now to start acting so wierd? I mean, it's not even spring yet. This all hit me the other day when I was driving my bike peacefully on a back country road, enjoying the cold crisp air, and just thinking that it was nice to be able to do that in February, when all of a sudden I saw a horrible, devastating, vision before me. BUGS! That's right. The bugs have hatched and are comitting suicide on the windows of cars, trucks, and teeth of motorcycle drivers. So what?you would ask? you who are sitting serenly(spelling?) on your computer chair, stareing into the monitor and maybe watching the snow pile up outside. And your right of course. So what. Well when summer comes around and you go out to stretch yourselves on the lawn chair with your lynchburg lemonade. Just remember that the bugs started to propagate a lot earlier this

Strange Dream (march 4,2007)
This morning I woke up to yet another bizarre dream. It started with me discovering that there was a disjointed floating head,torso, and arms in the house with us. By us I believe I mean my brother, myself, and my mother. My father was not in the house. Initially I screamed for help and I think in my mind I was hoping someone versed in witchcraft or something would come banish the thing. I think I may have watched too much Charmed,Supernatural, The Dresden Files, the X-Files, and other weird shows of a supernatural or just plain strange nature. Anyway, seeing that no help was coming I took it upon myself to challenge this entity. At first it appeared the entity was leaving because it had opened the door and seemed on its way out. That is how I figure it must have had arms because how else could it have opened the door? I do not specifically remember arms though and I will remember less of this dream if I do not hurry up and finish this damned story. Moving on, it hesitated, turned ar

Strangeland
My first blog is gonna be a dedication to a site. Strangeland.com. Awsome site, has anything that you could want even for those of you who like something a little harder on the eyes. So check it out. The forums have some cool ass people.

Stray Pussy
Stray Pussy-(Thanks Linda) Current mood: restless Category:Jokes One hot July day we found this old straggly cat at our door. She was a sorry site. Starving, dirty, smelled terrible, skinny and hair all matted down. We felt sorry for her, and put her in a carrier and took her to the Vet. She had no name so we named her pussy cat. The Vet decided to keep her for a day or so and said he would let us know when we could come and get her. My husband, the complainer said "OK, but don't forget to wash her, she stinks." My husband and my Vet don't see eye to eye. He calls my hubby El Cheap-O, and my hubby calls him El Take-O. The next day hubby had an appointment with his Doctor, which is located next door to the Vet. The Doctor's office was full of people waiting to see the Doctor. The door opened and in popped the vet and announces to my hubby, "Your wife's pussy is finally shaved and clean. She now smells like a rose. And by the way, I think she is pregnant. God knows who the

Straight, Bi Or What ?
It was early Saturday morning. I couldn't get it out of my mind. I had been having multiple dreams of having sex with another girl. It was so weird I am a women who loves men. I enjoy having sex all the time with men. I have dreams just like most all women do about having a threesome of two men and myself, but never had I dreamed about having sex with another women! My ex-boyfriend always wanted me to have a threesome with him and another girl but I couldn't get past thinking ANOTHER GIRL! I would always watch pornos with him and even by myself of threesomes, 2 girls and 1 guy,2 guys 1 girl or even gang bangs it never bothered me. I never thought once that I would even ponder of having sex with Another Girl! It became late afternoon on Saturday and I was still thinking of it . I just couldn't get it out of my head . So I thought to myself I need to talk to a friend of mine who is a Lesbian.

"stranger Than Fiction"
Just got back from events of my day and saw this while having dinner (it's just out on DVD). Loved it. May add to my brief review but only just logged in so- loved it will do for just now (and Dustin Hoffman was great)! :)

The Straw, The Coal, And The Bean
In a village dwelt a poor old woman, who had gathered together a dish of beans and wanted to cook them. So she made a fire on her hearth, and that it might burn the quicker, she lighted it with a handful of straw. When she was emptying the beans into the pan, one dropped without her observing it, and lay on the ground beside a straw, and soon afterwards a burning coal from the fire leapt down to the two. Then the straw began and said, dear friends, from whence do you come here. The coal replied, I fortunately sprang out of the fire, and if I had not escaped by sheer force, my death would have been certain, I should have been burnt to ashes. The bean said, I too have escaped with a whole skin, but if the old woman had got me into the pan, I should have been made into broth without any mercy, like my comrades. And would a better fate have fallen to my lot, said the straw. The old woman has destroyed all my brethren in fire and smoke. She seized sixty of them at once, and took their li

Stranger
Rip the pain from my soul Crumble my heart in two Broken into bits Lost within myself Just a stranger inside Shrinking down to nothing A selfless fool In the end everyone will know I cant catch my breath I cant listen to a word you say Nothing but gibberish flow through my ears Shallow pools of blood form under me Slowly ripping away at my heart Scratches form on my skin A demon i hold within Step out into the darkness Step into my world Get inside of me like never before Take a piece of me and leave Half dead half awake Stranger... only a stranger

Strange Bedfellows
I have tole this story before but must retell it agin...It popped in my head and I need to put it down fer the official record. One day the blogs of Willy Beaver Moon will become historical papers. I must stop deleting them. I'm half moron and half earthling. Mama is from the planet Moron. She came to earth seeking some strange. She met pappy. It didn't get any stranger than that. Morons is super horny people. Pappy and mama did the buttboogie and I was born on the planet Moron. I could not live thar. Moron has a law banning all half breeds. Yea, it is a stupid law but what do you expect from Morons? I was returned to earth to be raised by Pappy and the entire Moon family. Pappy tole me the story when I was in my teens about my being half moron. I found out later he spoke the truth. I met my mama. She is now the ruling queen of moron. Pappy died while in bed with two hookers. He was shot to death by a jealous girlfriend. It's okay... Pappy died with a smile on his face. He went out w

Straight To Your Arms....
he calls her up at 3 am, "sorry baby. didn't mean to wake u up so soon. just want u to know that i got here. just got the key and checked into the room. "weather's nice here, no snow and ice like there in boston. glad i got to come this time of year. only thing i am missing is u darlin. just had to say i love u and with that u were here.. AND.. my love, travels every mile my love, u make my heart smile does not matter where i am or how long we're apart. you'll always be forever with me... my love will alway find its way staright to ur arms. they call him up at 3 am "i'm sorry.. when can u get here mr. stone? there's been a complication with ur wife sir. she needs u here she dont want to be alone." he hopped upon the next flight to boston. ran fast as he could through those double doors. he looked and saw his newborn baby crying. and the doctor held out a letter saying.. "this is urs".. AND IT READ... my love.. will travel every mile my love... you always m

Strawberry Gashes
Turn her over A candle is lit I see through her blow it out and save all her ashes for me Curse me Sold her The poison that runs its course through her pale white skin with strawberry gashes all over - all over you liveing like a disaster she said kill me faster with strawberry gashes all over-all over called her over and asked if she was improveing she said feels fine it's wonderful wonderful here Hex me told her I drempt of a devil that knew her Pale white skin with strawberry gashes all over-all over Watch me fault her You're living like a disaster She said kill me faster With strawberry gashes all over Called her over and asked her if she was improving she said feels fine it's wonderful - wonderful here Hex me Told her I dreamt of a devil that knew her pale white skin with strawberry gashes all over all over Watch me fault her You're living like a disaster She said kill me faster With strawberry gashes all over all over I lay

Strawberry Shortcake
If all of the desserts listed below were sitting in front of you, >which > > > would you choose (sorry, you can only pick one!) Now don't cheat on >this > > > one, go with the first dessert you choose!!! Trust me.... this is >very > > > accurate. Pick your dessert, and then look to see what psychiatrists >think > > > about you. After taking this dessert personality test, send this >e-mail on > > > to others, but when you do, be sure to put your choice of dessert in >the > > > subject box above. > > > > > > > > > ALSO, SEND IT TO THE PERSON WHO SENT IT TO YOU. DON'T FORGET TO >CHANGE YOUR > > > DESSERT CHOICE IN THE SUBJECT BOX BEFORE YOU FORWARD IT. > > > > > > Here are your choices: > > > > > > 1. Angel Food Cake > > > > > > 2. Brownies > > > > > > 3. Lemon Meringue > > > > > > 4. Vanilla Cake with Chocolate Icing > > > > > > 5. Strawberry Short Cake > > > > > > 6. Chocolate on Chocolate > > > > > > 7. Ice Cream > > > > > > 8. Carrot Cake

Stranger
Tonight we crossed the borderline into a world that’s new And we don’t know what we might find waiting for me and you Your wanting me to lead the way as you hold on to my hand Well this is all so new to me but i’ll do the best i can I’m a stranger here myself and i don’t know my way around As far as i’m concerned this is all uncharted ground I’m feeling something new that i’ve never felt I’ve never been in love i’m a stranger here myself I’m glad it’s you that’s here with me in this strange new place And you feel the same way too i see it all in your face It’s hard for us to catch our breath as wonder fills our eyes The longer that we’re here the more this feels like paradise I’m a stranger here myself and i don’t know my way around As far as i’m concerned this is all uncharted ground I’m feeling something new that i’ve never felt I’ve never been in love i’m a stranger here myself I’ve never been in love i’m a stranger here myself

The Strange Effect Of Life
Has anybody ever noticed how you think of your own life as just that... 'yours" In truth, none of us have our own lives. Yea I know it sounds kind of imposing that none of us really have our own lives. But consider the facts. Each and every life on this planet is touched by another, and affected by those lives, in the same way that we each in turn affect all the others that we touch. Now here is where it get's wierd. How far have you really considered it. You can think of all the people that you know and touch the lives of. Seems kind of broad at that point. But you really cant stop there. You have affected all the people in you life in a way that no other person on the planet can. And all of them do the same. Just think. You show someone kindness, whether you really know them or not you have affected the course of their life. As they see others, they will in turn affect others, maybe even based on how YOU treated them. Yes, your very random act of kindness wi

Straight From The Heart
It doesn't matter what you look like, doesn't matter where you live, doesn't matter how you are brought up, doesn't matter what your beliefs are. All it matters is that you love me, that you truly care for me, that you understand how I feel, that I belong to you and only you, that you are there to wipe away my tears, that you will always be around when I need you, that you will always tell me the truth, and that you won't do anything to hurt me. This matter is coming straight from the heart. Wherever you are, whatever that you are doing at this moment. Just remember, there is someone here who loves you.

Strangeish Funny Dream
Ok. This was a strange dream that I had, sad part is tho it is fesable in a far out way. For those who don't know me I will let you know before hand whom is whom in the dream. Josh- Friend who is a tattoo artist Virgina- Josh's wife Doug's sister. Doug- Boyfriend & brother to Virgina We are in a giant basment, 3 men are chained up to a wall. There is a giant void like there were to be a 4th on the wall. Josh has the 4th person strapped in what looks like a old-fashion electric chair. Josh is tattooing a barcode on this mans inner forearm, the man is screaming. Doug is standing next to one of the men on the way, in his hands is a wicked looking cattle prod. I myself an sitting off to the side just watching all that is going on. Virgina walks in asking us if we wanted any tea & that dinner would be ready in 20 mins. Josh & Doug look at her & at the same time they say "We won't be done yet!" They complain. Virgina gives them the death stare. "I don't give a fuck, din

Strategies For Sinus Problems
If your sinuses are giving you a hard time with the changing seasons, these are some practical guidelines to relieving them. Coping with Allergies Recurrent sinus infections are commonly due to persistent allergies or if it is seasonal, hay fever. Also, many people who are affected by chronic fatigue syndrome have been found to have sinus disease. Treat the hay fever first and once the allergies subside, the sinus condition will get a break from the incessant inflammation caused by allergic reactions and should improve. You may want to focus on strengthening your immune system, as well, to prevent infections. Here are some tips for clearing up allergies: 1. Irrigate your nose with saline (warm salt water) twice daily. 2. Reduce allergy-load on your body by avoiding mucus-producing foods like dairy, wheat, and sugar. 3. Take bee pollen supplement and the herb stinging nettle. 4. Use an air purifier in your home, as well as in your workspace, if possible. 5.

A Strange Feeling
Oh what a strange feeling To be trapped by dreams Lost in a fool’s paradise With a flaming crescendo Of love and desire Please tell me what to do With this passion on fire My world in flames Amazing strange feelings Ripping through my body Each time I open my eyes Knowing I am in this existence With only dreams to strengthen My resistance Still lost In a fools paradise With flaming crescendos Of love and desire Please tell me what to do With this strange feeling Called LOVE!!

Strawberry Wine
He was working through college on my grandpa's farm. I was thirsting for knowledge and he had a car. I was caught somewhere between a woman and a child. One restless summer we found love growing wild. On the banks of the river on a well beaten path. It's funny how those memories they last. Like strawberry wine and seventeen. The hot July moon saw everything. My first taste of love oh bittersweet. Green on the vine. Like strawberry wine. I still remember when thirty was old. And my biggest fear was September when he had to go. A few cards and letters and one long distance call. We drifted away like the leaves in the fall. But year after year I come back to this place. Just to remember the taste. Of strawberry wine and seventeen. The hot July moon saw everything. My first taste of love oh bittersweet. Green on the vine. Like strawberry wine. The fields have grown over now. Years since they've seen the plow. There's nothing time hasn't touched. Is it really him or

The Stranger In The Mist
Amy and Michelle were the best of friends. They met five years ago at the law firm where they are both legal secretaries. They decided they wanted to have some fun and went to the local dance club. Amy wore a red loose-fitting short skirt with a black mesh shirt and lacy black bra. Her shoes were your basic black pumps and her nails matched her little red skirt. Michelle wore a short, baby blue dress that would raise up when she spun around on the dance floor and gave anyone, lucky enough to look at the right time, a little peek of her ample backside. They both did their share of flirting and slamming down tequila shots. Michelle had not eaten much all day so the tequila was having more effect on her than Amy. Around midnight Michelle decided she was tired and not feeling good so she called a cab and went home. Not long after she left, a tall handsome guy approached Amy. As he got closer Amy gave him the once over. Long brown hair, dark and soulful brown eyes, and no wedding

Strange Colors Are All Around
Strange colors are all around the patterns make no sense who would think that bronze and green would create a beautiful sun or cream and red come togther to make a lovely tree I see blue and orange here they make a warm blanket togther yellow and silver are over here they make up a vast night sky how strange it seems that these things are made here where I need them most a whole world of colors come togther they create my resting place where I come when the real world stark and cold gets me down I come here to recover myself and prepare to start again in a world I do not enjoy this place is dark and still yet there I must always return until once again I am depleated then I can return to this land of dreams where strange colors are all around.

1st Rant
Okay so I am getting into college now for computers so I can make that money to give it to bill collectors. I figured I needed to do something besides what I am doing. I need a new jeep since the one that I have is basically FUBARed, so that is another reason I need some money. They say that money is the root of all evil but I think it is the lack of money that is the root of all evil. If everyone had money then noone would steal anymoney unless your an idiot that is just greedy. So, that is all I have to say right now maybe I will write another one later.

Strawberry Pretzel Jello Salad
STRAWBERRY PRETZEL JELLO SALAD 2 c. crushed pretzel sticks 3/4 c. melted butter 3 tbsp. sugar 8 oz. cream cheese 1 c. sugar 8 oz. Cool Whip 1 (6 oz.) pkg. strawberry banana Jello 2 c. boiling water 2 (10 oz.) pkgs. frozen strawberries, partially thawed Mix first three ingredients and press in bottom of a 9"x13" pan. Bake at 350 degrees (metal pan) or 325 degrees (glass pan) 8 minutes. Let cool completely. Beat 1 cup sugar and cream cheese. Fold in Cool Whip. Spread over pretzels. Mix Jello and water until dissolved. Add strawberries. Stir into Jello, then set aside for 10 minutes. Pour over cheese mixture. Chill.

Strawberry-black Walnut Shortcakes
Prep: 35 minutes Bake: 8 minutes Cool: 10 minutes 5 to 6 cups sliced fresh strawberries 1/2 cup sugar 2 cups all-purpose flour 2 tsp baking powder 1/2 tsp salt 1/2 cup butter or margarine 1 egg, lightly beaten 2/3 cup milk 1 tsp grated orange peel 1/2 cup chopped black walnuts Sweetened Whipped Cream (recipe follows) 1. In bowl, combine berries and 1/4 cup of sugar; set aside. In another bowl, mix flour, the remaining 1/4 cup sugar, baking pwder and salt. Using pastry blender, cut in butter until mixture resembles coarse crumbs. In a small bowl, combine egg, milk and orange peel; add to flour mixture. Stir until moistened. Stir in nuts. 2. Drop dough into 8 to 10 mounds on ungreased baking sheet; flatten each slightly with back of spoon. Bake in 450 degree oven 8 to 10 minutes, or until golden. Transfer to a wire rack; cool 10 minutes. 3. Using a serrated knife, cut each in half horizontally. Carefully lift off top l

40 Strange Things You Might Not Know
1. Money isn't made out of paper; it's made out of cotton. 2. The 57 on Heinz ketchup bottle represents the varieties of pickles the company once had. 3. Your stomach produces a new layer of mucus every two weeks otherwise it will digest itself. 4. The Declaration of Independence was written on hemp paper. 5. The dot over the letter 'i' is called a "tittle". 6. A raisin dropped in a glass of fresh champagne will bounce up and down continuously from the bottom of the glass to the top. 7. Susan Lucci is the daughter of Phyllis Diller. 8. A duck's quack doesn't echo .. no one knows why. 9. 40% of McDonald's profits come from the sales of Happy Meals. 10. Every person has a unique tongue print 11. 315 entries in Webster's 1996 Dictionary were misspelled. 12. The 'spot' on 7UP comes from its inventor who had red eyes. He was albino. 13. On average, 12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents daily. 14. During the chariot scene in 'Ben H

Stranger In A Strange Land
This is one of My all time favorite books!... Folks can follow L Ron Hubbard all the want with his Scientology... I would Much rather follow His collage roommate Robert A Heinlein! Rest in Peace Papa!

Strawbery Quick
I picked this up from someone else blog. ************************************************** Body: Department that they have received emails from emergency responder organizations to be on the lookout for a new form of Crystallized Meth, that is targeted at children and to be aware of this new form if called to an emergency involving a child that may have symptoms of drug induction or overdose. They are calling this new form of meth "Strawberry Quick" and it looks like the "Pop Rocks" candy that sizzle in your mouth. In its current form, it is dark pink in color and has a strawberry scent to it. Please advise your children and their friends and other students not to accept candy from strangers as this is obviously an attempt to seduce children into drug use. They also need to be cautious in accepting candy from even friends that may have received it from someone else, thinking it is just candy. I don't want this email to scare anyone, but as a Parent first, Law

Strawberry Meth........thanks For The Info Shell
1. Strawberry Quick Strawberry flavored methamphatimines, often used to entice younger users to experiment with meth. Used to flavor meth during the cooking process (not after) which does not impact the potency. I also found an article posted on USA Today Strawberry quick: The new & improved form of meth? ************************************************** OK I did a google search on this to see if it was REAL and it indeed seems to be valid- there was a contradictory report that claims its all a hoAX BUT AS THE MOM OF A TWO teens im not willing to take that cance! please pass this on- im going to blog it as well even though noone ever looks at them :P ~Temptress~ *************************************************** Body: Department that they have received emails from emergency responder organizations to be on the lookout for a new form of Crystallized Meth, that is targeted at children and to be aware of this new form if called to an emergency involving a child that may

* 12 Strand Dna * * Dna Activation * Evolution * *multiplicity Views *
********************************************************************************************* 12 Strand DNA ********************************************************************************************* The term '12 Strand DNA' is a pseudoscience term used by healers and energy workers to denote that a soul is evolving into higher requency by activating its DNA code beyond its twin strand spiraling DNA helix. ********************************************************************************************* 12 Around 1 ********************************************************************************************* Spiraling movement of consciousness in different frequencies 12=1+2=3=-manifestation in third dimension, the physical realms 12 spiraling cones around 1 source = 13 = 4=4th dimension = time Sacred Geometry = SG = StarGate = Wheel of Karma = Alchemy Wheel - Clock -Time Electromagnetic energy grid programs of experience - polarity - duality - emotions Alchemy Wheel of C

Strawberries
I lay there on your bed looking good enough to eat. Sugar on my beautiful belly. Sexy rosy glow on my naked body. You touch me gently between my thighs - so wet from excitement. You take a strawberry from the bowl, swirl it around my belly. Bring it to my lips for a taste. I take a bite and moan enjoying the flavor. Then rub the half eaten berry over my erect nipples. Then take each one into your mouth to suck the sweet juices from them. I moan for more. We kiss passionately as you slip two fingers in my warmth. Dunking another strawberry in the sugar and take a bite. While you tease me by slowing moving your fingers in and out. I beg you to move faster. But instead you take them out and replace them with a strawberry twirl it around to mixing it with my own sweet juices. Take a bite a savor the mixture of both me and the red fruit. The sugary juicy mixture all over my belly is too good to resist. So you begin to lick it off. While massaging my breasts and rubbing my nipple

The Stranger
The stranger stood across the room. His stare, like ice, penetrating my gloom. I didn't want company. Not that night I didn't find him a welcoming sight. And yet here He stood. In my space His intentions clear, upon his face. He turned to me, with murderous glare And I, in turn, returned his stare. He looked me up. He looked me down. His forehead creasing beneath his frown. But I would not be intimidated, His prescence here, had me frustrated. Who was he, to invade my haunt. This man standing here, this figure so guant. His fingers clenched, his blade he raised. So that was his plan. I wasn't fazed. He screamed, his rage, a battle cry. But I just smiled and passed him by. He stopped. He froze, then turned around. Unsure whether to run or stay his ground. He looked at his weapon, feeling unsure. Was he the hunter or I the lure? I looked in his eyes and saw the evil there. There was none in this world for whom he'd care. This man was rotten, to the core I was fil

Strawberry Meth On The Playgrounds
I have heard about this in a few places in the last few days. Please talk to your kids and let them know about this. Inform other parents also. THANKS. _____________________________________________ TO ALL IT MAY CONCERN, There is a very scary thing going on in the schools right now that all need to be aware of. There is a type of crystal meth going around that looks like strawberry poprocks. It smells like strawberry also and it is being handed out to kids in school yards in AR. I'm sure it will make its way around the country if it hasn't already. Kids are ingesting this thinking that it is candy and being rushed off to the E.R. in dire condition. Please instruct your children to not accept candy that looks like this even from a friend and to take any that they may have to a teacher, principal, etc. Please pass this around it could save some family a lot of heartache! That is what they are calling strawberry meth or strawberry quick. Thought you'd want to know.

Strange Facts
Saturday mail delivery in Canada was eliminated by Canada Post on February 1, 1969! In Tokyo, a bicycle is faster than a car for most trips of less than 50 minutes! There are 18 different animal shapes in the Animal Crackers cookie zoo! Should there be a crash, Prince Charles and Prince William never travel on the same airplane as a precaution! Your body is creating and killing 15 million red blood cells per second! The king of hearts is the only king without a moustache on a standard playing card! There are no clocks in Las Vegas gambling casinos! There is one slot machine in Las Vegas for every eight inhabitants! Every day 20 banks are robbed. The average take is $2,500! The most popular first name in the world is Muhammad! Tablecloths were originally meant to be served as towels with which dinner guests could wipe their hands and faces after eating! Tourists visiting Iceland should know that tipping at a restaurant is considered an insult! One

Strangelove
"Some have argued that the plausibility of a nuclear war was low during the Cold War; nuclear weapons were never used. This is a misnomer. There was a nuclear war, it ended World War Two. Hiroshima (bombed on August 6, 1945) and Nagasaki (bombed on August 9, 1945). Both are the initial targets in the history of nuclear war. The conventional warfare of World War Two did turn into a nuclear war. As such it was not, and is not now, outside the scope of history for such an event to occur again. As the preacher said in Ecclesiastes, “The thing that hath been, it is that which shall be; and that which is done is that which shall be done: and there is no new thing under the sun.” Cliff Potts

Strawberry Fest
oh i took my daughter and my bros girlfriend and her two kids went to the parade it was all right this year half way through my batteries died to my camera then we were trying to look for strawberries the whole time lol i got all three of em a halio they dont like em lol any way if i aint around 2 much today that is y kinda tired mwah cherries

Strange Bedfellows
What do "Happy Birthday", "Cherry Nyquil" and "a Case of the Jitters" have in common? Me. Happy Birthday: My birthday is June 13th. My father passed away June 14th, 2003. I never figured to have another Happy Birthday again, but this year may be different. They say time heals all, but what they don't tell you is, love does too... The cause of death on his certificate was "End stage of C.O.P.D.," but I believe the real cause was a broken heart. Ya see, we'd lost Ma just 4 months earlier, to a quick and unknown killer called "Pulmonary Fibrosis." They were married for 40 years. Now, if you aren't familiar with either of those diseases and you smoke, I highly recommend using Google. I'll give them to ya in a nutshell, to the best of my understanding though... "Chronic obstructive pulmonary disease (COPD) is a term referring to two lung diseases, chronic bronchitis and emphysema, that are characterized by obstruction to airflow that interferes with normal breathing. Both of these

Strange Videos....
Ok this is weird... Barney the purple dino in his first xxx rated video. A Prehistoric Threesome! http://www.sexyofvideo.com/html/sexy_video/2007/0515/1082.html ------------------------------------ Oh you men would love to work here ..... hahaha http://www.sexyofvideo.com/html/sexy_video/2007/0514/1073.html ------------------------------------ Sextop 2000 (hehehe) http://www.humor4you.com/movie.asp?movie.asp?movie=Sex-Top-2000.wmv -----------------------------------

Strange
who ever thought being sick could be so strange. really haven't done much today due to this cold which burdens me. been listening to slow and melancholy music all day, now I feel down and lonely. that song by counting crows, you know the one, colour blind. damn that song gets to me. went to the supermarket today. had the strangest feeling for a while. ever felt like you're walking somewhere and you're getting no where, like stuck on a treadmill. you walk faster but your legs end up moving slower and slower till everything around you just about stops. I had that feeling today. I saw my father in the supermarket. he stood in the fruit section for five minutes trying to decide whether to buy green or red apples. I stood around the corner in the dairy isl, just watching him, making sure he could not see me. he looked so normal, he just blended into the mess of faces. he no longer looked like the monster I knew. as I watched this man I found myself clenching my fists. for a moment

Strangely Not In Any Better Or Worse Of A Mood.
However, Bran said some things to me earlier that really helped me. He’s good at hitting home like that… OK. So, the job interview actually went really well. No clue on where things stand… not getting my hopes up, will be spending the weekend working on unpaid freelance stuff. Need to get a thank you card out to my interviewer! Got a ride home from. OK, this will be a bit confusing. I’m dating like four and a half guys right now. The half is one who has expressed interest and then dropped off the face of the planet. Guy 1: Bran (top of food chain on the guy thing… but, we all know that really) Guy 2: Wormwood (never see him enough) Guy 3: Have actually known in various communities for years, have never even officially met in person until recently. Guy 4: New Guy So, New Guy and I have been out on a couple of dates, we really get along and really like each other. He seems like the kind of person who would have no end of fun doting over me and just in gene

Strawberries And Whipped Cream
You are spending your first night at the house of the woman of your dreams. You're lying in her bed waiting for her to join you. She comes into the room carrying a covered tray. She sets the tray down on the nightstand and goes back out into the hall. She comes back into the room carrying a bottle of champagne. She climbs onto the bed beside you and says, "We're going to have a midnight snack." You smile at her and agree. She holds up her finger and continues, "But, we can only use our mouths and each other's bodies to eat from or drink off of." You smile slyly at her and pull the cover off of the tray. She has strawberries and whipped cream spread out on the tray and your mind begins to wander with visions of what you plan on doing to her with your midnight snack. You flip her over onto her back and grab the champagne. Pouring it into her belly button and using your mouth to suck the liquid out of it. You then grab the whipped cream and spray it around her breasts and down her stomach

Strange Question Survey
1. What is the middle name of the first person you ever slept with? I don't remember lol. 2. What kind of underwear are you wearing and what color? Black boxers 3. What is the song you want played at your funeral? "Watching Over Me" by Iced Earth 4. Would you tell your parents if you're gay? Yep 5. What would your last meal be before getting executed? Steak 6. Beatles or Stones? Beatles 7. If you had to pick one person on earth who should die, who? Only get to pick one, dang. 8. Beer, wine or hard liquor? Hard liquor 9. What is the thing most important to you about your mate? Faithful, funny, and most importantly honest. 10. What are your plans for the future? Make tacos for dinner lol. 12. Do you walk around the house naked? Of course, ask the Jehovas Witnesses that bothered me lol. 13. How many drinks does it take to get you drunk? A lot! 14. Where is your best friend? I lost her a little over a year ago. 15. Hair color you like on

Strange Facts Ya Never Wanted To Know
Sex records. Body: 1) The most ejaculatory orgasms ever recorded in 1 hour for a man is 16. 2) The farthest a woman has been recorded to ejaculate is about 9'29" (3 m). 3) The greatest distance attained for a jet of semen that has ever been recorded is 18'9" (5.71 m) which was achieved with a "substantial" amount of seminal fluid by Horst Schultz. 4) The average speed of a man's ejaculation is 28 miles (45.05 km) per hour. The average speed of a city bus is 25 miles (40.22 km) per hour. 5) Having swallowed the most amount of semen ever officially recorded Michelle Monaghan had 1.7 pints (0.96 liter) of semen pumped out of her stomach in Los Angeles in July 1991. 6) The female gangbang world record is owned by a woman named Houston who had intercourse with 620 men in one day! A video was made of this historic event. As it took about 10 hours (with a few very brief breaks) to do it, the average time of intercourse was less than 58 seconds. 7) Women hold the record for h

Strangers Once
A stranger you were once. Then, with a gentle look you took my hand. As our lives engaged, you lit my life and I held both your hands. Now that decades have passed, ours souls have indeed become one. How fortunate we are that we have found the love so true that everyone dreams about.

Strawberry-kiwi Batido (mixed)
Strawberry-Kiwi Batido A yogurt fruit shake perfect for packing into your kid´s thermos for lunch. Ingredients: 1 pint fresh strawberries, stemmed and hulled 4 fresh kiwis, peeled and halved 4 tbsp. sugar 1 container (6 oz.) strawberry yogurt 1 1/2 cups whole milk 1 cup crushed ice Preparation: In blender, combine all ingredients and blend until smooth. Makes 4 to 5 servings.

Stranger And Friends
iTS AMAZING WHEN STRANGERS BECOME FRiENdS, BUT ITS SAD WHEN FRiENdS BECOME STRANGERS... I NEVER WANT TO LOSE U AS A buDDY..A H0mEY...A FRiENd... SEND THIS TO ALL Y0 fRIEndS...InCLUdING ME(IF U DONT WANT TO l0SE ME!)~ ____???_____???_____ __?_____?_?_____?___ __?______?______?___ ___?___________?____ _____?_______?______ _______?___?________ _________?__________ _______?___?________ _____?_______?____ ___?___________?____ __?______?______?___ __?_____?_?_____?___ ____???_____???_____ ~I MET U AS A STRANGA. I TOOK U AS A FRiENd. I HOPE WE MEET IN HEAVEN WHERE FRiENdSHiP NEVER ENdZ!!.

Strawberry Marbled Cheesecake
Crust: 1/4 cup butter, melted 1 cup graham cracker crumbs 3 tablespoons sugar Cheesecake: 24 ounces cream cheese, softened 3/4 cup sugar 1 teaspoon vanilla 3 eggs 10 ounces frozen strawberries (thawed), in syrup 1 1/2 teaspoons cornstarch Puree strawberries and cornstarch in blender. Heat in a saucepan over medium heat until thickened, then cool. Combine melted butter, graham cracker crumbs and sugar; press onto bottom of 9-inch springform pan. Bake at 350 F. for 10 minutes. Combine cream cheese, sugar and vanilla, mixing at medium speed on electric mixer until well blended. Add eggs, one at a time, mixing well after each addition. Pour half of the batter over the crust then add half of the strawberry mixture by spoonfuls to the batter. Pour remaining batter into the pan then add the remaining strawberry mixture by spoonfuls. Swirl the mixture with a knife until it resembles a marbled effect. Bake at 300 F. for 50-60 minutes or until set. Allow cheesecake to cool

Strange But True Facts
In West Virginia, only babies can ride in a baby carriage. You use more calories eating celery than there are in the celery itself. In Michigan, it is illegal to chain an alligator to a fire hydrant. Only in America... It seems that this guy had been experimenting with an unusual method of seeking autoerotic gratification - namely, by inserting a live fish into his butt. What he hadn't counted on was the fish's scales acting, in effect, like one of those sets of driveway spikes that allow you to drive over them one way but puncture your tyres if you try to go the other way. In his pain and panic, he dialed 911. The EMT arrived, surveyed the situation, and said, "Son, you gotta learn to chew your food better." By raising your legs slowly and lying on your back, you can't sink in quicksand. The oldest known goldfish lived to 41 years of age. Its name was Fred. It's illegal to drink beer out of a bucket while you're sitting on a curb in St. Louis! The longest re

Strawberry Shortcake
2 cups flour 2 teaspoons baking powder 1/2 teaspoon salt 1/3 cup butter, cold and cut into chunks 7/8 cup milk Serve with: creme filling, confectioners sugar, strawberries and strawberry sauce, a sprig of mint for garnishing Mix and sift together dry ingredients. Working shortening with fingertips or a pastry cutter as you would make a pie crust or biscuits. Work quickly and keep everything cold. And liquid gradually and blend only enough to make a soft dough. Turn out onto a lightly floured board. Roll lightly to 1/2" thickness.

Strawberry Rhubarb Pie
Strawberry Rhubarb Pie Serve this pie at your Father's Day feast this weekend, and you'll be the hero of every dad in the bunch. Be sure not to skip the streusel topping, which really kicks the yum factor over the top. Credit: Chef Edward Gee from Royal Pacific Resort at Universal Orlando Servings: 1 pie Ingredients: Pie * 3 pints fresh strawberries, chopped * 3 cups fresh rhubarb, washed and diced into 1-inch cubes * 1/2 cup water * 1 cup sugar * 3 tablespoons cornstarch * 1 tablespoon butter * 1 pre-baked pie shell * 1 cup whipped cream (soft whip) Streusel topping * 1 cup granulated sugar * 1 cup brown sugar * 1 teaspoon salt * 12 ounces shortening (use Crisco to make trans fat free) * 1 tablespoon vanilla * 1 teaspoon cinnamon * 6 cups all-purpose flour Directions: For the pie: Puree half of the strawberries and place in a pan with the sugar, rhubarb and water. Bring to a

Strangeness
midnight washes over steady and the moon once low on the horizon hangs in the sky like the heal of deaths boot kicking at the door calling us to lsten calling us to open to his cold steel embrace which in reality is warmer than the summer. Dance a happy dream over our heads when last we fall asleep the hills up yonder fail to great us the dying daisies weep and sweet revenge has left our hearts. we must sing a slow song now in this land of whispers in this land of mysteries and tales spun thick as spiders webs a rat is in the corner chewing on the wires a fly is in the window waiting to expire i am in the mirror painting up my eyes outside the girls are dancing someones knocking at the door theyre calling me to join them my velvets on the floor but i must join them i must fly

Strange.
There are two things in this CherryTap community that creep and weird me out equally. 1) NSFW Nudies - Seriously, why??? Maybe I'm alone in this, but I have no desire to see a complete stranger's junk before I actually know them. 99.9999% of the time it makes me not want to know them anymore than saying 'hi' occasionally, if that. Not because they're physically repulsive (which most are...partly because attraction for me has a lot to do with the mind), but mostly because I like a little class in the people I associate with...and showing your 'stuff' to every being on the internet does not constitute class, in my book. Plus, if I've seen it, and every other girl has seen it...hmm...get my drift? 2) CT husband/wife - Does it mean that you are no longer allowed to cyber flirt? Is there a webcam ceremony? Do 66% of CT 'marriages' end in divorce? Can you have more than one? Are there any benefits for such an institution to exist? Ahh, these are the questions life is made of.

Strange Confusion
I want you so badly, I ache inside; Don't want to be hurt or taken for a ride. I want to be held 'til the morning dawn; I don't want to be used blindly or be your pawn. All I want is to be happy, to fall into your arms; To let myself go completely to glow in your charms. To let star-light flash in our soulful eyes; With the cobalt blue with the moons ray in the sky. I long to feel you close in the plush green grass; With my heart I look within my soul as if a looking glass. That mirrors my thoughts filled with loving desire. Your touch with love whispers breath of fire. I need and desire you through emotions and love. With the truth of all thats holy, with God up above. I want you to hold me to touch as you search my soul; I offer more than my body, it is my heart you hold

Strawberry Tequila Overdose
My angel My demon My best addiction She lubes me And doobs me To reduce friction I am her shoulder To lean on My waist She wrestles When it gets To heavy In peace we nestle I may pull Her hair But never scold her The best part Of each fix Is when I hold her I tap it And slap it At her request She is open And listens And treats me best Her heart is My new drug I must confess But I am still Addicted To all the rest

Strawberry/banana Pie
THIS RECIPE CALLS FOR YOGURT,,,NOT MANY LIKE IT BUT U CANT TASTE IT ONCE EVERYTHING IS ADDED AND IT ACTUALLY IS A LOW CALORIE DESSERT AND CAN BE USED FOR BREAKFAST BEING ITS YOGURT,,MAKES 2 PIES YOU NEED: 2 SHORTBREAD COOKIE PIE SHELLS 1 BIG CONTANER OF STAWBERRY YOGURT 1 CONTAINER OF FROZEN STRAWBERRIES WITH THE JUICE 2 CONTAINER OF COOL WHIP 1 BUNCH OF BANANAS FIRST SLICE BANANAS IN PIE SHELLS MIX IN A BOWL 1 CONTAINER COOLWHIP,YOGURT AND STRAWBERRIES,,POUR OVER BANANAS AND FREEZE,,ONCE FROOZEN USE OTHER CONTAINER OF COOL WHIP FOR A TOPPING AND PUT BACK IN FREEZER TILL NEEDED MAKE SURE TO COVER IF THEY SIT MORE THAN A COUPLE OF DAYS IN FREEZER

The Stranger...
I am an exotic dancer at a high class gentlemen’s club, one evening as I finish one of my dances I watch the crowd of men yelling and clapping and I notice this gorgeous dark haired stranger sitting by himself, he's just looking at me with a devilish grin on his face, I can't take my eyes off him, for my next number I bring a man from the crowd on stage. I grab his hand, when he stands he's very tall and muscular a stunningly handsome man about 30. I take him on stage and handcuff him to the pole we dance on, I can sense he feels uncomfortable even nervous, I'm wearing black over the knee boots, black leather chaps, black leather G-string, and black leather bodice laced up the front. When I begin dancing to the song "DONTCHA" by the "PUSSYCAT DOLLS" I see a spark light up in his eyes, I feel like I'm dancing only for him, when I remove my chaps , The spark is replaced by hunger. I know he's getting turned on, I crawl across the stage and rub my breasts up his body, his breath quickens

Strawberry Pretzel Squares
Recipe Rating: Prep Time: 25 min Total Time: 4 hr 55 min Makes: 20 servings, one square each 2 cups finely crushed pretzels 1/2 cup sugar, divided 2/3 cup butter or margarine, melted 1-1/2 pkg. (8 oz. each) PHILADELPHIA Cream Cheese, softened 2 Tbsp. milk 1 cup thawed COOL WHIP Whipped Topping 2 cups boiling water 1 pkg. (8-serving size) JELL-O Brand Strawberry Flavor Gelatin 1-1/2 cups cold water 1 qt. (4 cups) strawberries, sliced PREHEAT oven to 350°F. Mix pretzel crumbs, 1/4 cup of the sugar and the butter. Press onto bottom of 13x9-inch baking pan. Bake 10 min. Cool. BEAT cream cheese, remaining 1/4 cup sugar and the milk until well blended. Gently stir in whipped topping. Spread over crust. Refrigerate until ready to use. MEANWHILE, stir boiling water into dry gelatin mix in large bowl at least 2 min. until completely dissolved. Stir in cold water. Refrigerate 1-1/2 hours or until thickened (spoon drawn through leaves definite impression). Stir in strawberrie

Straight From Scrapper's Blog Re Main Profile Pics
This is ridiculas, more and more daily Im considering leaving this site, its ridiculas to think that they can *force* people to post thier real pictues over the net. Its not the smartest thing for people to do in this day of internet stalkers and sexual predators or those who lure others thru the net into meeting. Its harmful. We do not pay to use this site nor do they pay us to be here. Rhis site gets worse daily. Im not top 100 and have no wish to be nor do I ever plan on being BUT there is a real life photo of me in my folders. Im not using a fake pic to lure anyone my profile pic is clothed, Im using a fake pic to protect myself not lure anyone into some damn rating web *rolls my damn eyes*. I wont post a salute either nor will I pay for a Happy Hour a VIC nor a spotlight nor a blast. If the site is advertised as a FREE site it should be so IF CT wishes to impose all these rules maybe they should change to a pay site along with thiere new Fubar name. Straight from Scrapper'

Strange Dream
I was walking passed my mums house and looked at the window where she used to wave at me.She popped under The curtain. I thought what the heck. You are not here you have passed away.She smiled at me and waved and said dont worry. I walked on waving then walk passed looked back she was gone. Wierd or what? And yes my friend Intence Indeed

Strangeness
There are people out there with misplaced hostility. It's sad, but funny. I didn't say anything mean, or anything to this person. I think I sent them a friend request, either blank, or hi. ->shawtyyy: ok, if that's what you're into ->shawtyyy: lol shawtyyy: fuck yuu u ugly bitch ->shawtyyy: just some random person ->shawtyyy: ? shawtyyy: who is this Then they blocked me. Whatever. people have issues...

Stranger.
Nowhere to go...Neither forward or back,like a desert parched and very cracked.As I look at the sun it turns to stone,making me feel all alone.I have nowhere to go,nothing to do,just walking aimlessly here without you.I look around and what do I see,But a tall dark stranger calling to me.Tellling me to run and don't look back you must keep going or get attacked.I try to run But my feet wont move...feels like cement,I'm stuck in this groove.It came out of nowhere,without a sign,making me plead for some more time.I hear this laugh that sends me a chill for this laugh you see made me feel ill.It sounded familiar as it taunted me more,telling me I'm slowly nearing death's door.It held me harder as I tried to break free,realizing now this wasn't for me.See that tall dark stranger leaded me here so I could face his time and his fears.He needed a soul,so he could be free,But he didn't realize he was dealing with me.This thing that grabbed me didn't want to hurt me.It was afraid of that strang

Strawberry & Chocolate Meth In Schools - Please Read This
PLEASE SEND THIS OUT TO AS MANY PARENTS OR GRANDPARENTS WHO HAVE CHILDREN IN SCHOOL Lieutenant Sean McGuigan Security Threat Management Columbia River Correctional Institution 9111 NE Sunderland Avenue Portland, OR 97211-1708 (503) 280-6646 Arch Paging 503 301 2153 Sir, would you circulate this through the institution and maybe even the Department. If you see it as a possible concern! PLEASE SEND THIS OUT TO AS MANY PARENTS OR GRANDPARENTS WHO HAVE CHILDREN IN SCHOOL . This is so sad!!! Children's Meth Checked this on Snopes and it is true http://www.snopes.com/horrors/drugs/candymeth.asp There is a very scary thing going on in the schools right now that all need to be aware of. There is a type of crystal meth going around that looks like strawberry pop rocks. It smells like strawberry also and it is being handed out to kids in school yards in AR. I'm sure it will make its way around the country if it hasn't already. Kids are ingesting t

Strange U S Laws
-- In Bakersfield, California, anyone having intercourse with Satan must use a condom. (An asbestos one we presume.) -- In Oblong, Illinois, it's punishable by law to make love while hunting or fishing on your wedding day. -- In Minnesota, it is illegal for any man to have sexual intercourse with a live fish. (Apparently it's OK for woman.) -- No man is allowed to make love to his wife with the smell of garlic, onions, or sardines on his breath in Alexandria, Minnesota. If his wife so requests, law mandates that he must brush his teeth. -- Warn your hubby that after lovemaking in Ames, Iowa, he isn't allowed to take more than three gulps of beer while lying in bed with you -- or holding you in his arms. -- Bozeman, Montana, has a law that bans all sexual activity between members of the opposite sex in the front yard of a home after sundown -- if they're nude. -- In hotels in Sioux Falls, South Dakota, every room is required to have twin beds.

Stray Thoughts
1. Jim Baker and Jimmy Swaggert have written an impressive new book. It's called "Ministers Do More Than Lay People." 2. Transvestite: A guy who likes to eat, drink and be Mary. 3. The difference between the Pope and your boss...the Pope only expects you to kiss his ring. 4. My mind works like lightning. One brilliant flash and it is gone. 5. The only time the world beats a path to your door is if you're in the bathroom. 6. I hate sex in the movies. Tried it once. The seat folded up, the drink spilled and that ice, well, it really chilled the mood. 7. It used to be only death and taxes were inevitable. Now, of course, there's shipping and handling, too. 8. A husband is someone who, after taking the trash out, gives the impression that he just cleaned the whole house. 9. My next house will have no kitchen -- just vending machines and a large trash can. 10. A blonde said, "I was worried that my mechanic might try to rip me off. I was relieved when he told me al

Strange Dream... Need Feedback
So last night I had to have had the strangest dream ever... I don't really know the circumstances, but the whole country/world was attacked by either another country or aliens or something, and one of the first things they did was completely disable our electricity. 100% of it, which meant we were forced to live the way we did before it came along, with no refridgeration, no hot water *unless heated on a fire*, no nuthin. Soon thereafter, I [my character] met up with some friends, and we all figured out that whoever did this had a base not far from where we were, so we all took bikes and alternate forms of transportation up there to see who it was and why they were doing it. When we got to their "base" (really more of a cave that seemed virtually deserted), we found a wall with artifacts, pictures, and hieroglyphics, depicting that this was an ancient race that had come here years upon years ago, and was allegedly betrothed to someone on our planet, in present day time. We

Strange But True...
Hello there and good morning. Wow leave out an “O” here or there and it changes the first sentence immensely. One of the three tarts who can’t handle fame is in the spot-light again Ms Lohan Oh well. I am sure glad the vixens back in my day were not that goofy and couldn’t handle their fame. It seems she (Lohan) has her own set of cops following her…not really but I am sure if you followed her around and were to be an officer you might have an arrest with-in your grasp. Here is one for you that goes along the lines of my god man just let it go… LARGO, Fla. - A 38-year-old man was arrested after he called 911 and told a dispatcher he was surrounded by police officers and needed help, authorities said. Police officers met Dana Farrell Shelton after being called to investigate a disturbance at a bar on Sunday but had found no problems and told him to move along. Shelton, who officers said appeared intoxicated, and then called 911 to report he was "surrounded by Largo police," according

32 Strange Things You Likely Didn't Know
1. A rat can last longer without water than a camel. 2. Your stomach has to produce a new layer of mucus every two weeks or it will digest itself. 3. The dot over the letter "i" is called a tittle. 4. A raisin dropped in a glass of fresh champagne will bounce up and down continuously from the bottom of the glass to the top. 5. A female ferret will die if it goes into heat and cannot find a mate. 6. A duck's quack doesn't echo. No one knows why. 7. A 2 X 4 is really 1-1/2" by 3-1/2". 8. During the chariot scene in "Ben Hur," a small red car can be seen in the distance (and Heston's wearing a watch). 9. On average, 12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents daily! (That explains a few mysteries... .) 10. Donald Duck comics were banned from Finland because he doesn't wear pants. 11. Because metal was scarce, the Oscars given out during World War II were made of wood. 12. The number of possible ways of playing the first four moves per side in

Strange Dog Show Judge
I went to a dog show today and heard the funniest thing I have ever heard in my life about a judge. I was sitting with a group of Whippet owners and we were watching a group of whippets being judged. One in particular was quite striking and I commented on the head on him and the group of owners started laughing and they said: " yes he does have the perfect head and apparently the softest testicles on any dog!" My mouth dropped , "WHAT?" They told me that apparently yesterday he won again and the judge turn to the owner and crowd and said" This dog has the softest testicles I have ever felt in all my years of judging". The owner of the whippet was so shocked and embarrassed. OMG I said. Well of course this dog won again today and the owners stopped by and said " well we are off to buy some lotion" and shook her head. wow never heard that one!!

Strap On Dildo Information
Strap On Dildos and Sex Toys Basics This article is to assist you in finding a strap on dildo you will be happy with and that fits your needs. Many females and males alike will find a want or need for strap on sex toys and there are many to choose from. Picking the right one requires you to look at what the strap on will be used for. The intended purpose will direct you to a strap on dildo to fits your needs. Strap on dildo harness Types The strap on harness comes in many configurations. Important things to look for in a harness: * Fit - Will the strap on dildo harness fit your body type? Not all dildo harnesses will fit every body type. They do come in one-size fits all but in some cases this is not true. The Strap on dong harnesses can be made of a couple different types of materials. Not all these materials will fit every body type without adjustment. * Strap-on dildo harness made of elastic - Strap ons made of this material will fit many body types. People who

Strangled! Scream!
The woman in the recording studio as they were recording the song was strangled and you can hear her screams("Rollar Coastar"). Most do not believe this, but go back and listen to the original. The song was so well recorded they did not redo it!

The Stranger
It was a hot muggy July afternoon. All I wanted to do was relax and enjoy my 2 days off. I talked to a few friends on the Internet and told them I was going to find a secluded place to relax and take some pictures. I told them I would talk to them later and possibly show them the results of my adventure. I got a change of clothes, in case I got hot, my camera and something cold to drink. I choose to wear something cool since it was 100 degrees out so I wore a low cut pink shirt that showed off my voluptuous D cup breasts. I had recently purchased a jean mini skirt and it was perfect to allow some nice cool air to blow up to reach the red things I had chosen to wear. I said my goodbyes at home and told them I did not know when I would get back, but not to worry. I got in my car and just started driving. I ended up at a beautiful place along a road I travel a lot. It was off the road a bit and had a perfect view of the river with lots of trees to offer shade from the heat, very sec

Strawberry Fields Forever
Let me take you down, 'cause I'm going to Strawberry Fields. Nothing is real and nothing to get hung about. Strawberry Fields forever. Living is easy with eyes closed, misunderstanding all you see. It's getting hard to be someone but it all works out. It doesn't matter much to me. Let me take you down, 'cause I'm going to Strawberry Fields. Nothing is real and nothing to get hung about. Strawberry Fields forever. No one I think is in my tree, I mean it must be high or low. That is you can't you know tune in but it's all right. That is I think it's not too bad. Let me take you down, 'cause I'm going to Strawberry Fields. Nothing is real and nothing to get hung about. Strawberry Fields forever. Always no sometimes think it's me, but you know I know when it's a dream. I think I know I mean "Yes," but it's all wrong. That is I think I disagree. Let me take you down, 'cause I'm going to Strawberry Fields. Nothing is real and nothing to get hung about. Strawbe

Strawberries And Chocolate
in a plate strawberries and chocolate so seductively licking so slow now looking at you with your eyes fixed on my play swirling my tounge and closing my eyes then licking my mouth and then to you I say would you like some strawberries and the chocolate drips on your lips and my fingertips wipe it away and your eyes fixed on my play as I lick ever so slowly my magic works wonders!

Stranger In My House
Tamia Stranger in my House I don't understand you look just like the man In the picture by our bed The suspense is pounding And clouding up my head I'm checking your clothes And you wear the same size shoe You sleep in his spot And your driving his car But I don't know just who you are Theres a stranger in my house Took a while to figure out Theres no way you could be Who you say you are You got to be someone else Cause he wouldn't touch me like that And he wouldn't treat me like you do He would adore me He wouldn't ignore me So I'm convinced Theres an stranger in my house I'm not sure who you are Don't see your shadow Around when you walk You leave with no kisses Good-bye with no words If these walls could talk They would have nothing to tell So what could it be Is there someone imitating me Could she be taking my place Looks me in the face And tell me that I'm wrong when I say Theres a stranger in my house Took a while to figure out Theres

Stranger On The Shore
(wings of a dove the next title is wat,ermm stranger on the shore,stranger on the shore) woha am stranger on the shore, and you dont love me no more, am stranger on the shore and you then dont love me love me no more now that you have finaly reached your destination, none of that fancy talk sweat explanation now i no i need your company yes she does feel it not here with me ,not there no more am stranger on the shore knocking at your door you dont want me no more oh the no love no more now that you have finaly reached your destination destanation none of that fancy talk sweat explanation when a first met you oh yeah now i know i miss your company yes she does i see you not here with me! whoa no more am a stranger on the shore no you dont love me no more....

The Straggly Cat
I have a new perspective on vets!! The Straggly Cat She was a sorry sight. Starving, dirty, smelled terrible, skinny and hair all matted down. We felt sorry for her, put her in a carrier and took her to the vet. We didn't know what to call her, so we named her "Pussycat." The vet decided to keep her for a day or so. He said he would let us know when we could come and get her. My husband (the complainer) said, "OK, but don't forget to wash her.....she stinks." He reminded the vet that it was his WIFE (me) that wanted the dirty cat, not him. (My husband and my Vet don't see eye to eye.) The vet calls my husband 'El-Cheap-O', and my husband calls the vet 'El-Charge-O'. They love to hate each other and constantly 'snipe' at one another, with my husband getting in the last word on this particular occasion. The next day my husband had an appointment with his doctor, who is located in the same building, next door to the vet. The MD's waiting room was full of people waitin

Strat's Or Tele's
Do you prefer Strats or Teles? I play both, but my best work horse is the James Burtons.You've basically got a strat in a tele body...lol but the feel and look of the tele.But application wise... they lend themselves to about any genre. What do ya'll think?

Strange Creature In Texas
was just out driving one night because I was bored and wanted to get out. Usually when I'm driving I see many animals: deer, rabbits, raccoons, opossums, skunks and more, but this night I didn't see any animals out. This was very unusual. I was about 5 miles outside of Dimmitt, Texas when suddenly there was a large animal in the middle of the road eating a raccoon that had been hit by a car. I first saw a sparkle from the animal's eyes as my headlight shined up the road. I always watch for shining eyes because I know many animals are out at night. I slowed down and stopped about 30 feet from the animal, which at first looked like a large, dark gray dog eating a on the dead animal. It was standing on all four feet and started off to the left side of the road, but only moved a few feet when it turned and went back to its meal. The "dog" then picked up the coon in its mouth and headed off the road to the right. As I watched the dog-like animal walking off the road, the animal then r

Strawberry Soup
strawberry soup 1qt strawberries hulled, juice of 1 orange, 3tbsp confectioner's sugar 1 12 oz can peach nectar 1 1/2 cups yogurt in a food processor combine strawberries and orange juice; blend till smooth, add the sugar, gradually add peach nectar blending well. add yogurt blending untill mixed, refriderate

Stray Katz
BRINGING A POSITIVE VIBE WITH PLENTY OF ENERGY; STRAY KATZ IS AN UNDER GROUND CREW OF BREAKERS, POPPERS, LOCKERS, RAVERS, GLOW STICK SWINGERS, YES EVEN KRUMPERS, MC'S WITH FLOW, CROWD MC'S, LIVE VOCALIST AND DJ'S WHO HAVE A LOVE FOR ELETRONIC, AND HIP HOP MUSIC. OUR GOAL IS TO MOVE DANCE FLOORS, AND PROMOTE CLUBS, PARTIES/RAVES, HIP HOP SHOWS, AND ANY OTHER EVENTS WE ARE INVITED TO. WE GUARNTEE TO GET TO MOVE THE DANCE FLOOR, AND KEEP IT STEADY ROCK'N ALL NIGHT LONG. (ALONG SIDE OF THE DJ OF COURSE). IF YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS, OR WOULD LIKE US TO COME TO YOUR EVENT, OR WOULD LIKE TO JOIN............ PLEASE CONTACT: JASON SLEDGE (AKA: B-BOY DISCO)

1st Rant
Relationships don't work the way they do on television and in the movies. Will they? Won't they? And then they finally do, and they're happy forever. Gimme a break. Nine out of ten of them end because they weren't right for each other to begin with, and half of the ones who get married get divorced anyway, and I'm telling you right now, through all this stuff I have not become a cynic. I haven't. Yes, I do happen to believe that love is mainly about pushing chocolate covered candies and, y'know, in some cultures, a chicken. You can call me a sucker, I don't care, because I do believe in it. Bottom line: it's couples who are truly right for each other wade through the same crap as everybody else, but the big difference is they don't let it take them down. One of those two people will stand up and fight for that relationship every time. If it's right, and they're real lucky, one of them will say something.

Strap Up Strap On
Strap Up, Strap On! (Funny) I love the way we do everything we do. I love the way you touch me and I love to touch you. There's no way I could complain, but I got a suggestion, a new direction, 'cause you make me so excited that I want an erection... Well, you know that thing in your bed side drawer... Well it can do more, That I think we should explore. Strap up, strap on. There's no way to do it wrong, Make me moan you a new song Let me make you moan along! We can use it in the shower, I've got those new glass doors. We can use it for hours, Silicon won't get bored. See how both you're hands are free, Do with them just what you please. One's clutching the railing and one's holding on to me. Strap up, strap on. There's no way to do it wrong, Make me moan you a new song Let me make you moan along! We can use it in the kitchen, I wanna have a treat. But you're skin's already salty And you always taste sweet. We c

Strange Dreams Again.
This time they sort of connect too. Three nights ago was the first one. I was pregnant and I mean like super pregnant. Probably atleast 8 months. It was very odd because the babys body would push out against my stomach, almost like its head maybe... You could see the shape. I was so confused because in my dream it was like real life.. I hadn't slept with anyone since I got preggy for reeeeal so there was absolutely no way for this to be happening. I didn't know I was pregnant until right then in the dream when I was all huge too. I kept wondering how it could have happened, wondered if perhaps it was the baby from the first time and my pregnancy had just came back. (IRL I lost it around the 8th week though I carried it about 13 weeks before I had any signs.) Which leads to last nights dream. In last nights dream the child was born. He was 3 months old I think but about the size of a child who is one. He could already walk (Actually stumble run which he did alot of) and even ta

Stray Pussy
One hot July day we found this old straggly cat at our door. She was a sorry site. Starving, dirty, smelled terrible, skinny and hair all matted down. We felt sorry for her, and put her in a carrier and took her to the Vet. She had no name so we named her pussy cat. The Vet decided to keep her for a day or so and said he would let us know when we could come and get her. My husband, the complainer said "OK, but don't forget to wash her, she stinks." My husband and my Vet don't see eye to eye. He calls my hubby El Cheap-O, and my hubby calls him El Take-O. The next day hubby had an appointment with his Doctor, which is located next door to the Vet. The Doctor's office was full of people waiting to see the Doctor. The door opened and in popped the vet and announces to my hubby, "Your wife's pussy is finally shaved and clean. She now smells like a rose. And by the way, I think she is pregnant. God knows who the father is!" and then he closed the door.

Strawberry Bruschetta
Ingredients * 4 thick slices whole-wheat bread * 6 tablespoons light brown sugar * 1 teaspoon grated lemon zest * 2 teaspoons lemon juice * 3 cups sliced or diced hulled strawberries * 4 tablespoons mascarpone Cooking Instructions 1. Toast bread in a toaster. 2. Meanwhile, heat a large skillet over high heat. Add sugar, lemon zest and lemon juice and cook, stirring, until the sugar melts and the mixture begins to bubble, 30 seconds to 1 minute. Add strawberries and stir until juices begin to exude and the berries are heated through, 30 seconds to 1 minute more. 3. Spread 1 tablespoon mascarpone on each piece of toast. Top with the warm berries.

Straight Up
Lost in a dream Don't know which way to go If you are all that you seem Then baby I'm movin' way too slow I've been a fool before Wouldn't like to get my love caught In the slammin' door How about some information - please Straight up now tell me Do you really want to love me forever Or am I caught in a hit and run Straight up now tell me Is it gonna be you and me together Are you just having fun Time's standing still Waiting for some small clue I keep getting chills When I think your love is true Straight up now tell me Do you really want to love me forever Or am I caught in a hit and run Straight up now tell me Is it gonna be you and me together Are you just having fun

Straight To Hell
Drivin 'N' Cryin Straight to Hell I grew up just west of the tracks holding me to hold me back around your door she's calling out my name she said "son won't you go outside I've got a man coming over tonight The 7th one in 7 days" So I go down to the parking lot and hang around all my friends And roam the street 'till dawn breaks again I come in at five am and she is waitin' for me she said, "where have you been?" I said, "I was out" she said, "you're no good 'cause you're runnin' without love" I'm going straight to hell just like my mama said I'm going straight to hell The black widow and the ladies man met down at the laundromat and tried to make me understand the neighbors were all in a stir about what they might have heard and runnin' down they shouted out it seemed next door a girl she lives about the same age as me and asked me to come upstairs for a see just then her mother burst in said, "you're the son of that bitc

Strawberries & White Wine (romantic Dessert)
Strawberries and Wine 3 cups fresh strawberries, hulled and quartered lengthwise 3/4 cup white sugar, or to taste 1 1/2 cups dry white wine (Chardonnay is best) Place strawberries into a medium bowl. Dust with sugar, and then pour the wine over them. Cover and refrigerate for 2 to 3 hours. Let the strawberries stand at room temperature for 15 to 20 minutes before serving. Spoon berries into 6 dessert cups, and distribute the remaining wine over the berries.

Strange
So, I am still working on this strange mode of communication. I understand that the object is to get points. But what is the use of rating photos and leaving snipets of chat to get them? Seems really strange to me.

Strange But True......
something interesting happened to me yesterday. I was offered head position at my own school. I would still have to go through the interveiw process but the upper management called me (which is very unusual) and told me they wanted me to go. I will be going here shortly to look at the building and see if it is somewhere I wish to go. It should be very nice since it was remodeled just last year. Wish me luck, Rob

Straitjacket Feeling
Back me down from backing up Hold your breath now it's stacking up Etched with marks, but I can deal And you're the problem and you can't feel Try this on, straitjacket feeling so maybe I won't be alone Take back now, my life you're stealing Yesterday was hell But today I'm fine without you Run away this time without you And all I ever thought you'd be That face is tearing holes in me again Trust you is just one defense off a list of others, you don't make sense Beg me time and time again to take you back now, but you can't win Take back now, my life you're stealing Yesterday was hell But today I'm fine without you Run away this time without you And all I ever thought you'd be That face is tearing holes in me but today I'm fine without you Run away this time without you And all the things you put me through I'm holding on by letting go of you And when that memory slips away There'll be a better view from here And only lonesome you remains and just

Straight Outta Violent J's Mouth
words from Violent J himself Message From Violent J written by Violent J, this shit is soo true we need to love this family more. -JUGGALOZ- Sorry to be all deep and serious but i got lots of shit on my mind. I'm tired of everything and everybody. The only thing i give a shit about in this hell we call a world is my Juggalo Family. The Carnival saved my life and my soul. My Juggalo Pride is the best thing that ever happened to me. It's starting to scare me for the fact when I sit back and actually observe the juggalo world, It seems like its going down hill. It seems to me that a lot of ninjas are out for self and trying to prove whos a bigger juggalo that who. There is no big or small juggalo. We are all the same. It doesn't take $4,000 is psychopathic merchandise to be a juggalo. Just because I got an old school mostastless jersey doesn't make me any better than a ninja with only one t-shirt. Being a juggalo is whats in your heart not whats on you clothes. I've seen juggalos callin e

Strange Story
The admission is free, so pay at the door. Pull up a seat and sit on the floor. I'll tell you a story never heard of before.... One bright day in the middle of the night, two dead men started to fight. Back to back they faced eachother, drawed their swords and shot one another. The deaf police man heard the shots, and flew out the door to put it to a stop. And if you don't believe me, ask the blind man...he saw it all.

Strangers In The Park
I always liked sitting out in the park. A warm breeze blowing sitting under a tree just watching people. Its fun to try and guess what they do for a living. lol. Sometimes you see some one who is really attractive and you stare. Not trying to be rude but when you see someone that’s hot you just try to will that person to notice you. That’s when I saw you for the first time. You were just walking through the park. My God you are beautiful! I got excited watching you walk by. You had to have noticed me looking (or rather staring) at you. You glanced my way and I shyly looked aside. I realized that I had a hard on as well. Oh my, did you notice that as well? After you were out of view I relaxed a little but coudnt get the site of you out of my mind. I swore to myself that if I saw you again I would say hi. The next day I picked the same spot and the same time of day to people watch in the hopes that I would see you. I wasn’t disappointed. You were coming around the co

A Strangle First Week In My New Place
Well the first week at my new place has been strange. First, I never thought it would be so quiet. After living with a wife and three kids, I got used to a certain amount of noise. At first it was peaceful, but it got so quiet that I had trouble getting to sleep. Second, my AC is powerfully cold at times. So I kept waking up because I got too cold. I solved that problem by getting a "Bed In A Bag" set. I also got a fan to use instead of the AC. Third, my food supply was pretty meek, but it did last me until I could get more groceries today. Fourth, it was tough having to walk about 2 miles to work at about 12:30 in the morning. The walk physically is ok, but there are a lot of nuts walking/driving the streets at that time of night. Lastly, the hardest thing is not being able to see my wife as much. I can't come by everyday since if I am seen there too much, then she might get in trouble with the management who are out to kick out all the non-Hispanics in the complex. I d

A Strange Day ~ Surrounded By Aliens...
I woke up this morning expecting the worse, much like I always do...I usually wake up hoping the day will pass quickly as I expect the normal everyday routines of fighting with teenagers, feeling like crap, having my "boyfriend" treat me like a stranger who never wants to do anything, my best friend treat me like he hates me, my ex belittling me and a crying baby to take care of? Have I forgotten anything oh yeah usually a couple calls from my mom reminding me what a crazy mess my life is and why cant I be more like my perfect sister and brother...I guess that about covers it all .. I woke up this morning dreading the day ahead, to top it all off its my Dad's B-day which should be a happy day but seeing as hes been deceased for over half my life I never do much on his birthday but sit and cry and look at pictures of him all day...Not today while I thought about him I had this feeling like he was with me the whole day giving me some sort of strength and power to live..it was weird and

Strange Laws Around The World
The Strangest Laws in the World The law is an ass – No matter what you want to do there will have been a time and place when it was legal and another time and place where it was illegal. The following are some of the strangest laws that have existed. Be careful some are still in force. Scotland It is illegal to be possession of a cow while under the influence of drink. If someone comes to your house and asks to use of your commode, you must let them enter. England It is an offence to impersonate a Chelsea Pensioner. A Member of Parliament must not enter the House of Commons wearing a full suit of armour. Committing suicide is classified as a capital crime – punishable by death. Sticking a postage stamp, bearing the Queens portrait, upside down on an envelope is an act of treason. In Chester you are allowed to shoot a Welsh person with a bow and arrow provided it is done inside the city walls and after midnight.

Stranded In San Diego!
Well....we keep TRYING to leave, but we just never seem to get ot of here. We came down to San Diego abotu 6 weeks ago now....to get some work done on the ship. Got in the dry dock last week (Finally) so that the rudder could have it's periodic inspection. Well.....we come out of the dry dock....and NOW we have rudder issues. SO......we're stuck here until NASSCO (the ship yard) gets the port steering gear pump rebuilt. While I can think of worse places to be stranded (like say....Panama....again???), Everett is starting to sound better and better by the moment. And to think.....I've been here 6 weeks and I'm ALREADY tired of San Diego. What am I gonna do when I get stationed down here in December?? THink that most of my frustration is just not knowing what the schedule is. Waiting on repairs that I have no control over (Yeah.....I'm the parts guy.....but the shipyard is handling this one.....so I'm out of the loop)....and watching time slip away that I shoudl be spending

Strawberry Cream Pie
This is an easy pie to whip up with fabulous results. Make sure to use fresh strawberries for that special summer flavor. Ingredients 8 oz. cream cheese 1/4 C. sugar 1/2 tsp. vanilla Dash nutmeg 1 C. strawberry slices 1 C. whipping cream 1/4 C. powdered sugar 1 9-inch chocolate cookie crust Directions Combine softened cream cheese, granulated sugar, vanilla and nutmeg, mixing well. Mash 3/4 C. strawberry slices, stir into cream cheese mixture. Whip cream with powdered sugar, until stiff peaks form. Fold into cream cheese mixture, fold remaining strawberries in, spoon into crust. Chill several hours or overnight. Garnish with additional strawberries, if desired.

Stray Dog
The darkness was slowly creeping up on me, grasping everything in its cold dark hands. I knew I should not be out here, but I had no choice. Something was after the animals, something dangerous. What was this feeling of dread? I needed to hurry, so why was it so hard to take that step inside the barn? Why was it so hard to unlock that door? I didn't know this night would change my life, open up my eyes. Silence, why was it so quiet? What is going on? Slowly making my way to the barn, every step taking all I have. What's wrong with me? The door is unlocked, creeping and groaning as it moved aside. Such an awful smell! The air reeks of panic and fear, what is going on? The animals, their eyes are glazed with fear. Is that blood on their coats? What are those claw marks? A noise, the animals are slowly backing up. Who's there? Panting, glowing golden eyes, and a feeling of such absolute dread filling my soul. Oh god, I'm going to die. Jaws w

Strange This Is Goin On I Smell Books Sales
minutes ago LAS VEGAS - News conferences, a slew of felony charges, a perp walk in handcuffs and detention in a holding cell without bail — it's clear authorities aren't giving O.J. Simpson any celebrity breaks. Police insist such treatment is prudent for a man whose name is synonymous with a slow-speed chase from officers in a white Ford Bronco. But legal experts are questioning whether Simpson is being singled out for extra-tough prosecution in his casino-hotel robbery case as payback for his murder acquittal more than a decade ago. "It is regrettable that America has not gotten over the O.J. Simpson criminal case," said Carl Douglas, who was co-counsel with Johnnie L. Cochran in Simpson's 1995 criminal trial. "The fact that he is being held without bail seems unfair and over the top," Douglas said. "O.J. has always been able to satisfy his obligations to the court. He cooperated with the authorities in this case. He is not a flight risk. And he certainly can't hide anyw

Strawberry Surprises
Tantilizing large, fresh strawberries are the stars of this recipe and when combined with cream cheese, they are downright dreamy! They are very versitile in their use and are a great addition to any meal. Ingredients 15-20 large strawberries (small will work also, but it takes more of them) 1 8 oz. package cream cheese (your choice on fat) 4 Tbs. powdered sugar 2 tsp. vanilla 4 Tbs. sour cream (any style) Directions Prepare strawberries: With a knife, cut the tops from the berries leaving a flat top. Place the flat side on a cutting board with the point facing up. Next, without slicing through the entire berry, make 3 cuts divding the berry into six equal portions (leaving them attached on the flat end of the berry.) Next, mix all remaining ingredients with a spoon or mixer until smooth and creamy. Place mixture into decorating bag with star tip or place into a plastic zipper bag with one corner cut open to use to fill strawberries. Fill each berry with cream c

"straight Out Of Line"
"Straight Out Of Line" There's no reason There's no compromise Change in seasons Living the high life I don't know you So don't freak on me I can't control you You're not my destiny Straight out of line I can't find a reason Why I should justify my ways Straight out of line I don't need a reason You don't need to lie to me I'll confess this you're my tragedy I laid you to rest just As fast as you turned on me Gone for ever Vanished the memories Displays of pleasure Are masked by your misery Straight out of line I can't find a reason Why I should justify my ways Straight out of line I don't need a reason You don't need to lie to me Lie to me Straight out of line I can't find a reason Why I should justify my ways Straight out of line I don't need a reason You don't need to lie to me Lie to me [x3]

Strategies For Building Self-esteem!
Strategies For Building Self-Esteem! Crises of self-esteem are a part of the human experience. When you feel troubled by low self-esteem, review the suggestions below and choose those that are relevant to your situation and work on them. Be patient with yourself: change takes time and steadfast work. 1. Free yourself from "shoulds". Live your life on the basis of what is possible for you and what feels right to you instead of what you or others think you "should" do. "Shoulds" distract us from identifying and fulfilling our own needs, abilities, interests and personal goals. Find out what you want and what you are good at, value those, and take actions designed to fulfill your potential. 2. Respect your own needs. Recognize and take care of your own needs and wants first. Identify what really fulfills you — not just immediate gratifications. Respecting your deeper needs will increase your sense of worth and well-being. 3. Set achievable goals. Establish goals on the basis

Strange, Huh??
1. Isn't it strange how a 20 dollar bill seems like such a large amount when you donate it to church, but such a small amount when you go shopping? 2. Isn't it strange how 2 hours seem so long when you're at church, and how short they seem when you're watching a good movie? 3. Isn't it strange that you can't find a word to say when you're praying, but you have no trouble thinking what to talk about with a friend? 4. Isn't it strange how difficult and boring it is to read one chapter of the Bible, but how easy it is to read 100 pages of a popular novel or ZANE GREY book? 5. Isn't it strange how everyone wants front-row-tickets to concerts or games, but they do whatever is possible to sit at the last row in Church? 6. Isn't it strange how we need to know about an event for Church 2-3 weeks before the day so we can include it in our agenda, but we can adjust it for other events at the last minute? 7.

Stranded In Reality......
A MENTALITY SO THIRSTY FOR KNOWLEDGE IT'S WILL IS TO BE VICTIMIZED IN ORDER TO REALIZE, RELATE,IDENTIFY.. A VICTIMS LAST CRY~ A PAINFUL ESCAPE LOOKS DELICIOUSLY GREAT FROM THIS ENDLESS HEAVY MIND RAPE.. WEIGHING THE ODDS.. AAAHHH~~~~~~~~ *WAT THE FUCK* THE BEGINNING TAKES TO LONG TO CREATE AND THE END IS NEVER GREAT.. ACCEPTING SUFFER IS FATE.. LET THE FLESH REST UPON A SUB CONSCIENCE CHEST STRESSIN LIFE'S GREATEST SACRIFICE DOUBLE BALDED KNIFE INCISED AN EMOTION TWICE~ NOT GIVING A FUCK STILL WANTING TO CARE BE THE NOTION.. A COMPLEX MENTAL IN SEARCH OF THE TRUTH'S POTION.. REALITIES BULLSHIT SAYS CAUTION, WITH MENTAL EXTORTION OF A LIARS REALM.. REMAIN INSANE WITH THIS BLOOD BATH GAME... AAHHH.. UNRELEASED CHAIN... FUCK.. THERE ALL THE SAME.. WHADDA U MEAN WAT I MEANT?????? {SIGHS} FINISHED EXPLAINING.. ENERGY OF REALITY IS SENT....cont..

Stranger
You drifted through my life Without a care in my heart Still a stranger in the crowd Just another face in the world Your a stranger to my eye And a whole in my heart A shoadow-like figure that's no where in site Breaking your promises As you break my heart Sometimes I wonder, Were you like this from the start? Copyright ©2007 Christine L Youlls

Straight Up!
now that the tables have turned.. do you see? NO really do you see? Your true intentions to live your life youve set off to be free.. your mind is racing not knowing which memories to cherish.. only one to chose from , and the rest will perish.. i ask if you see it.. do you fucking understand.. you cant fix what you broke. cant take back what you said. its what was meant to be... get over it... i did.. You continue on with your horendous lies trying to fight your demons it doesnt work so why try You tell yourself to leave it alone and let it be. Remember this is the way you wanted it.. so now let me be free..

Strange But True
In 1988, or 89 I decided to kill some time by opening a leather crafting kit that had been purchased at a garage sale. The kit was missing pieces, but there was enough there to make a wallet. For about a month I worked the leather, tracing patterns, using punches, slowly putting together what turned into a one of a kind, very nice wallet. I planned to give it to my son one day if I had one. In 1990 I got mugged. My wallet was taken and I got a bloody nose for my trouble. I've often wondered what happened to that wallet. In June of 2001 I was working in the fast-paced glamorous world of fast food. About fifty miles from where I was mugged. One day a customer came into the store, when he payed for his meal, I noticed his wallet. I asked to see it, and I asked him where he got it. He bought it in a thrift store about ten years ago. It was a little worn, but in excellent condition. I explained that I had made that wallet, that It had been stolen from me, and then I offere

Strange Sex Laws
1. In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death. (Like THAT makes sense.) 2. In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror. (Makes you hope you never need surgery!) 3. Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also applies to undertakers; the sex organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times. (A brick??) 4. The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation. (Whoa!) 5. There are men in Guam whose full time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time...Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry. (Let's just think for a minute; is there any job anywhere el

Stranger
My dreams Are wrapped in silver strands of hair, Lost in brown-sugar brown. Wordless eyes watch, As a poet drones half-hearted words. While green blankets of clothes, Pillow my restless day dreams, Of soft masculine hands, Against the red- goose flesh of my Uncertainty. Tender hungry kisses, Laced with age. Made rough with salt and pepper seasoned facial hair; The Sweetest Sandpaper. The Smell of half stale cigarettes While the noble hook nose presses Into heated, Pulsing Flesh of an Arched neck. Kaki colors and brown tie shoes. Eyes I want to see your eyes, That is all I am wanting right now. The slant of the spine under my, fingers Soft gentle smiles in dim lights And his hands; Soft, tend

Stranger
Notice me, take my hand Why are we strangers when Our love is strong Why carry on without me Everytime I try to fly, I fall Without my wings, I feel so small I guess I need you And everytime I see you in my dreams I see your face, it's haunting m I make believe that you are here It's the only way I see clear What have I done You seem to move on easy And everytime I try to fly, I fall Without my wings, I feel so small I may have made it rain That soon your face will fade away

The 1st Rant
Hey, I'm not a lumberjack, or a fur trader.... I don't live in an igloo or eat blubber, or own a dogsled.... and I don't know Jimmy, Sally or Suzy from Canada, although I'm certain they're really really nice. I have a Prime Minister, not a president. I speak English and French, not American. And I pronounce it 'about', not 'a boot'. I can proudly sew my country's flag on my backpack. I believe in peace keeping, not policing, diversity, not assimilation, and that the beaver is a truly proud and noble animal. A toque is a hat, a chesterfied is a couch, and it is pronounced 'zed' not 'zee', 'zed' !!!! Canada is the second largest landmass! The first nation of hockey! and the best part of North America My name is 'Joe' "And I am Canadian!!!"

Strawberry Cookies (czechoslovakian)
1/2 lb butter, soften 1 cup sugar 2 large eggs 2 cups flour 1 cup walnuts, chopped 1/2 cup strawberry jam Grease an 8 x 8-inch pan. Cream butter & sugar. Add eggs & blend well. Gradually add flour. Spread evenly one-half of the butter mixture in bottom of pan. Spread evenly with the jam & sprinkle with chopped nuts. Spread the second half of the butter mixture on top of the jam. Bake at 325°F for about 45 minutes or until brown. Cut into bars when cool. (I made it myself awhile back, it was pretty good)

Strange Things Happening....
This is my first blog EVER written so please be patient. I have had some weird things happen to me ever since I got pregnant almost 9 years ago. Lets just say they are "Ghostly" things that I can't explain, but I will try. I have had times where I have heard voices mainly what I thought was my son standing next to me trying to get in my bed and he told me to move over and when I lifted the covers noone was there. I have felt somebody pull the covers over me and when I looked noone was there. I have felt my body float and when I feel it I feel my body then hit the bed. Music jewelry boxes have just started playing when I leave a room(a jewelry box that I didnt even knew played music and have had for 3 years), TVs have just started changing channels on its own, in the middle of the night water faucets came on full blast! I have even seen shadows walk by. I dont get freaked out because whatever it is doesnt seem to be evil or harmful but the activity is steady.So I would like to hear anyb

Strange Smells From The Hotel Bed
Strange Smells From The Hotel Bed Urban Legend: A couple check into a remote hotel and smell a strange, rotting smell coming from the bed. After complaining to the desk clerk, they discover that a dead body has been stashed in the box springs. Unfortunately, this tale has true roots. The Story: Most of these stories take place at a Las Vegas, Nevada hotel either in the city or in the desert in a remote location. They have been around since the early 1990s. There have been cases like this actually happen around the country. Under the bed or in the pedestal for a matters makes a great quick hiding place for a dead body that needs to be stashed out of the way. In each case, it wasn't until the smell brought attention to the body, that it was discovered. Some Examples: On June10th, 1999, the rapidly decomposing body of a 64-year-old man was discovered inside the bed in Room 112 at the Burgundy Motor Inn in Atlantic City, New Jersey. A German couple on vacation had spent the

Strange Feeling
Hi...I'm new here and having a hard time filling in the blanks...I went to the instructions and still can't figure it out...I'm NOT an air head but some have told me you need to pay money to get all the perks here? But thats not what I'm reading here on line...so I'll keep trying...and now someone named BabyJesus is asking me to tell my friends and all this stuff...And I can't even send a message...or find skins...to make a cool home page...i'll keep on keeping on...and some times my computer won't even let me on this page and I have a new one..?lol Ria

Stranger
This guy just moved in next door. He is about 5'10, big build, muscular arms, and a nice smile. You watched him move in, but never went outside to meet him. You did watch for signs of a woman, but didn't notice anything. You like to tease, and you have noticed this man staring at your house. You know he has seen you inside. Since the house has been vacant for sometime, you sometimes forget to close the blinds when you are walking around in a towel or not quite dressed in the morning. So you know he has seen you at sometime with very little on. The thought excites you. That night you purposely leave your bedroom blinds open. You slowly undress, knowing he is watching. You unbutton your shirt, showing a lacy demi bra underneath. You walk across the room so he can see you fully before you pull down your tight short shorts. You turn and face the window so he can see the matching lacy underwear. You unclip your bra and let it fall from your shoulders. exposing your magnificent breasts

Strange 'drinking' Quotes & Bumper Stickers For Women
Strange 'Drinking' Quotes Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time. --Catherine Zandonella A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.--W.C. Fields Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink. --Lady Astor to Winston Churchill Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it. --His reply When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.--Henny Youngman Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.--Benjamin Franklin If you ever reach total enlightenment while drinking beer, I bet it makes beer shoot out your nose.--Deep Thought, Jack Handy Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.--Dave Barry The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.--Humphrey Bogart Why is American beer served cold? So you

Strawberry Crisp
Strawberry Crisp 1 cup Uncooked Oatmeal 1 cup All purpose Flour 1 cup Brown Sugar 1/4 cup Chopped Walnuts 1/2 cup Butter (Applesauce?) 1/2 cup Sugar 3 cup Sliced fresh/frozen Strawberry Mix together oatmeal, flour and brown sugar. Add nuts. Cut in butter or margarine until crumbly. In another bowl, mix strawberries and white sugar together. Grease an 8 inch square pan. Spread half the crumb mixture on bottom. Cover with strawberries. Spread remaining crumb mixture over top. Bake at 350 deg F oven for 45 minutes. Serve warm or cold with whipped cream or topping.

Strange Object Over Bedford England
Sam Willey: I received quite an interesting email on October 28th 2007 by someone in the United Kingdom by the name of Gordon Dungavel who reported an interesting UFO event which he along with his wife witnessed back in May of 2006 whilst out on a walk. Along with a report Mr. Dungavel also sent along a large array of photographs of the strange umbrella like object speeding through the blustery skies of Bedford, England. Here is the initial email i received in October 2007: "I thought you may find the following of interest. Last May my wife and I took a walk to a country pub in Cardington, Bedford. I had my digital camera with me and was taking pictures of my her larking about in the bright yellow reap seed fields. On our return home at the top of Harringdon Road I noticed a small blue object hurtling through the sky towards us. I have had over thirty years experience of sky watching and a keen interest in the UFO phenomenon. I have seen and taken photo's before of strange objects. Thi

The Straight Edge: Rejecting Sex, Drugs, Cigarettes, And Alcohol
The Straight Edge: Rejecting Sex, Drugs, Cigarettes, and AlcoholSex and drugs ... cigarettes and alcohol. They permeate our society at every level. Be it on television, the movies, in magazines, or on clothing, using and promoting illegal and harmful substances seems to have become a socially acceptable pastime these days.Why then do I, and so many other people worldwide, choose to lead a "Straight Edge" lifestyle? A lifestyle in which we abstain from drinking alcohol, smoking cigarettes, using drugs, and having sex. The reason is quite simple. We Straight Edgers believe that these useless addictions divert our attention from what is really important: the future prosperity of ourselves and our society.The social state of our world today is sadly growing worse every passing hour. The most effective way to focus on improving our future is to build ourselves into a clear-minded, focused, motivated, and dedicated global community. Being a Straight Edger has empowered me to do what I know i

Strawberry French Toast....
On cold mornings when I have enough time, I like to make this for my family :) take strawberry jam and whipped cream cheese, spread it on 2 slices of bread... make the eggs like u do for french toast...and dip the sandwiches in the egg fry like u do french toast :) I top with more strawberries and whipped cream

Stranger
i walked in this place with no intentions on ever meeting a beautiful woman that could help me forget all i've been going thru and ever since seeing you i'v ebeen wanting to know you don't know you but i've already had visions of holding you i'm sorry baby i'm not trying to scare you away i just believe if u feel it you should mean what you say so here's the truth i just wanna lay this on the line i'm so into your eyes and attracted to your smile forgive me if i seem nervous but i dont usually do this if i fumble with my words its basically cause im new to this so be patient with me let me get words in order hold on a second let me take a sip of some water umm okay where was at hmm let me see i was explaining to you why it is i'm feeling what i see look baby i don't know you but i feel like i know you and if given the chance one day i'm a show you that you can place your heart in my hands for me to hold and i swear to the heavens that i'll never let it go and i know

Strange Things In The World
In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals have to be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death. (Like THAT makes sense.) In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror. (Do they look different reversed?) Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also applies to undertakers. The sex organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or a piece of wood at all times. (A brick???) The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation. (Much worse than "going blind!") There are men in Guam whose full time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time. Reason: Under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry. (Let's just think about thi

Strange State Driving Laws
Alabama Apparently ‘Bama is an acronym for Blunt All Motorist Adventures, for officials there have inexplicably made it illegal to drive while blindfolded. Alaska Contrary to public opinion roof racks are not specifically designed for skis, snowboards and cocker spaniels. Or at least not in Alaska, where authorities have found it necessary to declare it illegal to tether a dog to the roof of a car. Arkansas Think twice while in Arkansas if you harbor an unflagging passion for cold cut sandwiches and honking your car horn. Arkansas authorities have deemed it illegal to blare a car horn where ice cold beverages or sandwiches are served after 9 p.m. California No matter how luxuriously comfortable that divided highway may look, it is illegal in Eureka, California, to use a road as a bed. In order to save money on having to crop dust their streets, officials in Chico, California, have made it illegal to plant rutabagas in roadways. Officials in Glendale, C

Strangers In The Night
Mutted sunshine in his hair, soft cherries upon thy lips. Passions desire taking hold, and causing me to slip. I think of you always, deep into the night. Wanting in those times, for what is in my sight. My aim was to be your friend, so loyal and so true. Thinking of you wickedy, brings my cheeks a rosy hue. Never had I imagined, a man could be so true. Till that fateful day, I finally met you. Your one of a kind, your fame has not made you vain. I pray that someday, to be that very same. Like a shadow in the night, your wild eyes haunt me. Telling me all the ways, your body seeks to please. Just thinking of your passion, as it thrusts deep inside. Sets my soul on fire, and brings out that wild side. Do you know what you do to me, into the stillness of the night. Driving me crazy, with passions great delight. Do not be a stranger, that flees from my sight. Stay with me now, until the morning light.

Stranded Scotsman
One day a Scotsman who had been stranded on a deserted island for more than 10 years,saw a speck on the horizon. He thought to himself, "It's certainly not a ship." And, as the speck got closer, he began to rule out the possibilities of a small boat or even a raft. Suddenly there emerged from the surf a wet-suited clad figure. Putting aside the scuba gear and the top of the wet suit, there stood a drop-dead gorgeous blond! The glamorous blond strode up to the Scotsman and said to him, "Tell me, how long has it been since you've had a good cigar?" "Ten years," he replied. With that, she reached over and unzipped a waterproof pocket on the left sleeve of her wetsuit and pulled out a fresh package of cigars. He takes one, lights it, and takes a long drag and said, "That is so good I'd almost forgotten what a great smoke could be". "And how long has it been since you had a drop of Single Malt Scotch?" Trembling, the Scotsman replied "ten years also".

A Stranger.
I went from friend to stranger for someone in 6 months time... this person just dropkicked me out of all time and space. All I tried to do was to care. All I wanted to know is if this person was ok. Now I feel like, after all this solitude... that its been my fault, that I'm some kind of monster. It tears me apart, each and every day.

Strange Dream
i marked this as nsfw because it was sexual. i dont remember all the details but i was having this hot affair with this married guy, hot sex and we were really going at it. he came inside me then i jumped up and said oh no, i didnt realize i was ovulating that week lol now if you really knew me, you know i am really paranoid about that. well he was a prick, hence why it was only once. i would never get involved in real life with a married man, but this dream was hot, hard to describe

The Straight Edge Ethic
The Straight Edge EthicWhat is Straight Edge? Straight Edge is what people who choose not to consume alcohol, use tobacco, or any drugs call themselves. A non-promiscuous sex life is also favoured by most Straight Edge followers. Straight Edge ethics are a choice made on a personal level, for instance, some people choose a vegan lifestyle in addition to their Straight Edge commitment. Some choose not to ingest caffeine and some even go as far as to abstain from as many legal prescription medications as possible. Another choice many Straight Edge people opt for is that of environmental awareness, which, in effect, could be involving oneself in recycling, awareness of power usage, involvement in environmental organizations like Green Peace, and primarily any kind of environmental aid. Straight Edge is, in effect, a non-violent movement, usually built on self-preservation or self-abstinence. It is a discipline, but for others it is a simple choice with no interest from the products in que

A Strange Thanksgiving Weekend!
Thursday and Friday evening the ex best friend of 7 years cousin tried getting ahold of me. Atleast it was under his cousin's s/n. I actually think it might have been the guy. Never said a thing back to him though, just completely ignored him online and then eventually signed off. Whatever any of them have to say I frankly don't give a shit. I'll never get over the hurt they've caused me by the bullshit lies they've said and etc. You don't play with peoples' hearts like wind-up toys and expect to crawl back to them after not speaking with them for nearly 11 months. Friday night my friend Justin came over with his brothers and 2 friends. It was good to see him cause it had been a few months. My friend Patty was over also and we all just chilled at my place and had a few beers. Then Yesterday (Saturday) I heard from my first love/best friend of 8 years Matt. I was so relieved to hear from him cause it had been 8 months and we talked and I didn't know what had happened to him. I hea

Strange Dream
i had this dream, that i met this woman who could help me change my past. Well i wanted to go back and not marry my husband, but i was afraid that i wouldnt have my 2 little boys, i was already pregnant with my oldest when i got married, so i wasnt worried about him. Well i went back in time and didnt marry that piece of garbage, and just as i feared, my two little boys, ceased to exist, strange though, that i remembered them, when i didnt think i would, since i changed everything. The woman gave me another chance, and i had to marry the bum, because i knew i couldnt live without my babies. talk about strange lol

Strange Laws
Strange Laws Be careful, many of these laws are still on the books 1-When visiting Louisiana, remember that it is illegal to gargle in public...you can do just about anything else in public, but NO gargling! 2-And be careful that you do not get caught shaving while driving in Massachusetts or you'll be in real trouble. 3-If you're going to be driving through Utah, be alert because the birds have the right of way on the state highways. 4-And walking down the streets of Maine with your shoes strings untied is also illegal. 5-Oh, and in Atlanta, not only is it illegal to tie your giraffe to a telephone pole but if you get caught dressing a mannequin without shutting the window shades, you could be in big trouble. 6-When in Nebraska, keep in mind not to spit against wind because not only is it messy, its also illegal. 7-Eating out in Connecticut became so much more pleasant once the law requiring restaurateurs to provide separate nose-blowing and non-nose-blow

Stranded At Sea - (if You Know Any Fishermen, You'll Get This Even More)
Two fishermen were adrift in their rented boat due to an engine failure. While rummaging through the boat's provisions, one of the men stumbled across an old lamp. Secretly hoping that a genie would appear, he rubbed the lamp vigorously. To the amazement of the castaways, a genie came forth. This particular genie, however, stated that he could only deliver one wish, not the standard three. Without giving much thought to the matter the man blurted out, "Make the entire ocean into beer!" The genie clapped his hands with a deafening crash, and immediately the entire sea turned into the finest brew ever sampled by mortals. Simultaneously, the genie vanished. Only the gentle lapping of beer on the hull broke the stillness as the men considered their circumstances. One man looked disgustedly at the other whose wish had been granted. After a long, tension-filled moment, he spoke: "Nice going idiot! Now we're going to have to piss in the boat!"

Strangle Hold
Here I come again now baby like a dog in heat tell it's me by the clamor now baby I like to tear up the street, now I been smokin for so long, ya know im here to stay got you in a stranglehold baby you best get outta the way road I cruise is a bitch now baby but no you cant turn me round and if a house gets in my way baby ya know I'll burn it down you ran the night that you left me you put me in my place I got you in a stranglehold baby you gonna cross your face sometimes you wanna get higher and sometimes you gotta start low some people think they gonna die someday I got news ya never got to go c'mon c'mon c'mon c'mon baby c'mon c'mon c'mon c'mon up c'mon c'mon c'mon c'mon baby c'mon c'mon c'mon road I cruise is a bitch now ya know ya cant turn me round and if a house gets in my way ya know I'll burn it down you ran the night that you left me you put me in my place I got you in a stranglehold baby that night I crossed your face

Straight From The Streets Freestyle
i remember hugging the block all night all day i remember them days when we lit up the haze blew it out in the air with no care in the world only two friends i had was my pistol and my girl now i get mad love becuase i got that nice flow get ya right like hydro flying in the sky to keep above the madness and if they say i'm dope again i'm tell em naw i'm just new coke straight off the boat if you smoke it or ssnort ya feel it in ya throat that fire from peru i'm a always claim piru but nowadays i got to stay cool got to keep the heat off me no time for drama got to get in the game right to get the game tight got to let em know got the time to run the boards but not the bill i rhyme for the love of the game not the fame or stunting if i wanted that i coulda stayed on the block with my glock by my side straight ready to ride on a man for cutting me short smoke him like a newport

"strangers"
One day we'll pass eachother on the street. It will be like we never once did meet. I'll look down and away as tears stream down my face. As I remember all the memories of us that I had forced my mind to erase. Your games were quite caddy. You played me like a fool. I finally got tired of hearing it. All the bullshit that you fed me til I was full. We knew eachother for seven years. Stuck our friendship out through all the liqour and the beers. Until you traded me for some piece of white trash at its finest. Just another idiotic ditz that you wanted to sleep with, to be quite honest. You never played a good victim. Everytime you were hurt you ended up at my door. Like some sick kind of stray dog that always comes back to you. But everytime your confidence was reboosted by me, you went back to the same whore. It's now been eleven months since we've seen eachother or spoken. It's getting easier to look back now and inside I'm trying not to feel so broken. Though

Straight From The Heart
I see my future there in your eyes Together and forever, it's you and me You see cause I wont be listening to what my friends have got to say I know you'll be there all the way You promised And I know That you will always care Through good times Through bad times You're always there Hold me now don't ever let it go I'm in love with you but you already know I want this love to last and be forever If you believe and you can only see That making love to me would make your life complete Hold me tight and say you'll leave me never Straight from the heart you changed my life forever more I dream of waking up in your arms And watch the sun bring in the day You see what I can't imagine I'm sure we can achieve Which means giving up on this dream You comfort And you guide me When skies are grey And I feel you And I need you To say you'll stay Hold me now don't ever let it go I'm in love with you but you already know I want this love to last and be forever If

Strange
i had yet another dream that i was pregnant lol, i dont even have sex. also i was going up over 1000 floors in an elevator, and yes i was freaking out. oh this part isnt a dream, its kind of humorous all the men who claim to love me lol, cyber isnt real, you can love me as a person but dont claim to be in love with me, although i am loveable lol anyway thanks for reading

Strange Facts......
The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time television were Fred and Wilma Flintstone. Coca-Cola was originally green. Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than the US Treasury. Hawaiian alphabet has 12 letters. Men can read smaller print than women; women can hear better. City with the most Rolls Royce's per capita: Hong Kong State with the highest percentage of people who walk to work: Alaska Percentage of Africa that is wilderness: 28% Percentage of North America that is wilderness: 38% Barbie's measurements if she were life size: 39-23-33 Cost of raising a medium-size dog to the age of eleven: $6,400 Average number of people airborne over the US any given hour: 61,000. Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair. The world's youngest parents were 8 and 9 and lived in China in 1910. The youngest pope was 11 years old. First novel ever written on a typewriter: Tom Sawyer. The San Francisco Cable car

Strangest Weekend Ever!!
Well, here is my weekend....you can be the judge as to how strange it really was..... Friday was awesome...got a hotel room....went swimming and sat in a hot tub....drank a little beer....had a blast....until the people I was with passed out at 9:30 at night leaving me sitting there all bored by myself...LOL. Then Saturday rolls around. It started out good....until my friend calls me...she's stranded about an hour and a half from home and needs me to let her dogs out. So, I got do that. Then I get a frantic call about an hour later....the trailer they were trying to fix fell on her husband's neck. They were going to the hospital. I needed to go back and get her daughter from a friend's house. So, we waited there til they got home....4 HOURS later....UGH. We had wanted to go out so we did....that's when all hell broke loose. This guy was hitting on my friends....my male friends. No big deal....Happens quite a bit around here. Later on, the guy starts hitting on me. So

Stray Bullets
Stray Bullets By me My brother’s limbs twist to the rhythm, Dance to the deadly beat of the bloody drum, Unceasing, No destination but devastation, Slug after slug viciously whizzes, Unseen, To our streets they bring their epic fight, Their thirst for power, their fear of oblivion, Unquenchable, Their teeth into cigars, Their minute daggers into flesh, Sinking, Their shots no target but catharsis, Their war no aim but fantasy, Estranged, One silver bullet sprayed, Pierced my impervious heart, Guiltless, Limbs folding neatly upon the dirt road, I writhed from the painful impact, Excruciating. A bloody tear scales my bony cheek, The beating continues, Relentless. My life fading, Hidden from God, Hopeless. Endless. War is hell. Mrrcp 2007

Strangest Thing
So a gal stopped by my page and rated my profile and a couple of pics "11"s cool, so I went to rtf and was surprised to see I was blocked. Ok, maybe not blocked but they have their prefferences set tight. Bummer.. woulda rtf'd.

Strangers On The Wall
There are some pictures on the wall I never knew those people at all Now their all gone Dead and buried No more burdens shall they carry How did they die? I wonder if anyone cried. I don't know, nor do I really care I just hope they had on clean underwear. Where ever you move their eyes still stare Eyes old and wise a look so rare Showing me a time that has past Maybe because life don’t last Pretty soon tear for my life may fall Then I might be that stranger up on a wall

Strawberries ;)
It had to be the hottest day of the year as I was scheduled to drive down to LA for a two-day business conference. I wasn't due to attend anything till 10 am Monday, so I decided to arrive a day earlier since I wanted to spend more than one night on the town. After sipping through four Dr. Peppers and a large bottle of water, I was badly in need of a bathroom and was craving something sweet to take my mind off the intense heat. About 10 miles outside of San Luis Obispo, I noticed two young women in a little black sports car riding my tail. Trying not to appear too obvious at getting an elongated look at them, I changed lanes, hoping they would pass me and I could catch a better look. Sure enough, they took my cue and passed slowly by on my left. As they cruised by, the driver smiled, reached into the blouse of her very sexy passenger and squeezed her breast for me to see. Before my eyes could even fix on the image, they flew off ahead and soon disappeared down the highway.

Straight Edge Debate: The Worst Of Two Evils (tobacco Versus Marijuana)
Straight Edge Debate: Tobacco Versus MarijuanaThe national governments of both Canada and the United States, as well as the public at large, are infuriated over recent reports of the tobacco industry increasing nicotine content in cigarettes, suppressing information about fire resistant cigarettes, and generally being bad actors. Strangely, neither the public nor some members of our governments recognize the harmful parallels to marijuana.Tobacco is responsible for over 400,000 deaths every year from cancer, lung, heart, and other cardiovascular diseases. Marijuana has been linked to over 30% of vehicular trauma cases and is the most commonly abused illegal narcotic drug. It contains higher concentrations of cancer causing agents than tobacco. Marijuana and tobacco cause at least the same amount of injury to the airways, pulmonary function, and lung immunity. Recent studies have demonstrated increased health care utilization among heavy marijuana smokers for respiratory problems.Tobacc

Strange Creature Immune To Pain
Strange Creature Immune to Pain Charles Q. Choi Special to LiveScience LiveScience.comMon Jan 28, 8:31 PM ET As vulnerable as naked mole rats seem, researchers now find the hairless, bucktoothed rodents are invulnerable to the pain of acid and the sting of chili peppers. A better understanding of pain resistance in these sausage-like creatures could lead to new drugs for people with chronic pain, scientists added. Naked mole rats live in cramped, oxygen-starved burrows some six feet underground in central East Africa. Unusually, they are cold-blooded — which, as far as anyone knows, is unique among mammals. "They're the nicest, sweetest animals I've ever worked with — they look frightening, but they're very gentle," said neurobiologist Thomas Park at the University of Illinois at Chicago Scientists knew the mole rats were quite sensitive to touch — perhaps to help replace their almost useless eyes. After probing their skin, Park and his colleagues unexpectedly disco

Strange Dream
i have to write some of it before i forget. In my dream i went back to being a teenager, yet i had all my memories of now. The man i was in love with was now too old for me and wouldnt believe i was the same person, yet we were friends and always hung out. It was heartbreaking being with the man i loved knowing i couldnt be anything more than a friend now. theres more to the dream but that was the main part.

Strangers
you havent held me in so long. i mean, really held me. cold is my soul alone our bed isn't whole empty. you havent kissed me in so long i mean, really kissed me. neglected are my lips lost my memory slips forgotten. you havent fucked me in so long i mean, really fucked me. fridgid is my heat lacking making love is not sweet disappointed. you havent loved me in so long i mean, really loved me. aching is my heart longing we're worlds apart strangers.

The Strap On
It was the dungeon and his turn amongst the chains. This was his personal favourite - to be chained hand and leg, helplessly, in the centre of the room. His monstrous hardness was deep inside my throat. I choked and that made me feel disgusted. He was the one who was chained and here I was meek as ever, sucking faithfully on his dick! I wanted that stupid grin on his face to be replaced. By fear. I stood up, turned on my resolve and went around him. Delved in the shelves and found the, rather huge, strap on dildo. I had never dreamt that I would use it on someone like him! He was oblivious of what transpired behind him. Smearing the tip with some jelly, I was ready for action. With one hand, I spread his cheeks and with the other I teased his arse hole with the jelly smeared tip. He knew now and was speechlessly weighing the seriousness of my intentions. I suddenly reached for his blonde pony tail and yanked it with some ferocity and simultaneously plunged the strap on. He ye

The Stranger
The Stranger By: Billy Joel Well we all have a face That we hide away forever And we take them out and Show ourselves When everyone has gone Some are satin some are steel Some are silk and some are leather They're the faces of the stranger But we love to try them on Well we all fall in love But we disregard the danger Though we share so many secrets There are some we never tell Why were you so surprised That you never saw the stranger Did you ever let your lover see The stranger in yourself? Don't be afraid to try again Everyone goes south Every now and then You've done it, why can't Someone else? You should know by now You've been there yourself Once I used to believe I was such a great romancer Then I came home to a woman That I could not recognize When I pressed her for a reason She refused to even answer It was then I felt the stranger Kick me right between the eyes Well we all fall in love But we disregard the danger Though we share so

Straight Edge: Not Just Another Trend
Straight Edge: Not Just Another TrendFor a clean lifestyle movement born in the "Just Say No" era of the 1980s, Straight Edge has received little attention since its origination. Commercial exposure for Straight Edge bands, however, has recently brought the movement a little closer to mainstream attention. This, combined with differentiating beliefs from among the ranks within the Straight Edge movement, has some of its members fearing that their life's philosophy might be lost to a trend. The message of substance-free living may be overshadowed by the fashion and music styles spawned from the movement, therefore cheapening the basic ideals of Straight Edge. The general premise behind Straight Edge is "to abstain from self-destructive behaviour." What exactly constitutes "self-destructive behaviour" is constantly debated.Being true to one's beliefs is at the heart of what divides Straight Edgers from other people and also what divides them amongst themselves. While the original Straigh

Strangers
As she drove down the remote road she began to worry that she had missed her turn. Surely she couldn’t be that far off track she thought. She pulled the car off to the shoulder of the road to have another look at her map and realized that she had indeed missed her cut off. The rain had been coming down for hours and the dirt road had become slick. She pulled out on the road again looking for a place where she could turn around when suddenly a deer ran in front of her car, swerving to avoid it she lost control and the car ended up in the ditch. She angrily got out of the car, heading for the trunk to search for a flashlight but none was to be found. She began to walk down the dirt road in the pouring rain looking for the nearest house where she could use the phone and call for some help. She spotted some lights in the distance and picked up her pace knowing a house wasn’t too far off. As she made her way up the driveway a dog started to bark and startled her. She froze in her tracks, f

Strange Magic
I felt a strange magic, As I told you good bye. I know you never thought I could do it, But I showed you how. I will only let you hurt me so long, Then I stand up and show you what I am made of. It was never the way I wanted it to end. I wanted it to be loving, I wanted to have the beautiful memories. Somehow now, they all seem tainted. I am just full of hurt and pain. I know in time the pain will go away, But the memories of us that you tainted, Will always remain. Dee Parenti All Rights Reserved

Strappednblack Web Site
For The Subs And Doms! Self-Control If you can't control yourself--your vices, your emotions, your tendency to act out--you cannot control another person. You are too weak and self-indulgent to control another. As mentioned above, all submissives, even the best, resist control at times. Dealing with that resistance in a way that encourages good behavior in the submissive and helps to train her to be a better submissive and a happier person means realizing from the start that your submissive's actions, however you may dislike them, are not about you. They are, rather, about her problems with submitting. Learning not to respond narcissistically--i.e., with anger, personal affront, hurt, or defensiveness--when she behaves in a resisting or manipulative way, is part of self-control. Instead of overreacting, a self-controlled dominant will rationally and over time devise workable strategies based on his intimate knowledge of his submissive that discourage the behavior and attitudes he di

Strange Weird Dream
i was living with my mother back in my old house as usual, and it was being worked on, so we had to spend a week at my grandmothers place. My matthew was with me but in my dream i had a daughter. she was a sweet little thing. i cant go into details because i cant type that much, but it was an upsetting dream. i just wanted to go home. part of the dream, my mom and i were discussing my daughters birthday, realising she never had one but she was only 2 yrs younger than matthew, and he was 10.

Strangers,friends,lovers
When I first met you it was as strangers and it stayed that way for a long time for I was scared to even try to get to know you for what my past had done to me and I wasn't ready to get to know anybody for the fear of getting walked all over again and hurting in the deepest parts of me. You changed all that in my way of thinking and I started to let myself to get to know you a little bit at a time but still staying back far enough so I had room to run if I needed it. We started to talk more and more on an almost daily basis and got to learn more about each other and had a blast hanging out with each other and we became fast friends and it made me feel good for I needed a close friend that wouldn't judge me or look down upon me for my past and you were that one that did it for me in just a short time. I will always be grateful for meeting you that night that I did for it really changed my life for the better. I no longer have the pain of hurt and anger around me all the time for I

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20 Strange Coincidences - but true 1. James Dean's car curse In September 1955, James Dean was killed in a horrific car accident whilst he was driving his Porsche sports car. After the crash the car was seen as very unlucky. a) When the car was towed away from accident scene and taken to a garage, the engine slipped out and fell onto a mechanic, shattering both of his legs. b) Eventually the engine was bought by a doctor, who put it into his racing car and was killed shortly afterwards, during a race. Another racing driver, in the same race, was killed in his car, which had James Dean's driveshaft fitted to it. c) When James Dean's Porsche was later repaired, the garage it was in was destroyed by fire. d) Later the car was displayed in Sacramento, but it fell off it's mount and broke a teenager's hip. e) In Oregon, the trailer that the car was mounted on slipped from it's towbar and smashed through the front of a shop. f) Finally, in 1959, the car mysteriously broke into 11

Straight Up Nasty
What is up with women leaving their unwrapped napkins and tampons in public bathrooms on the floor or toilet seat. That is straight up nasty and unsanitary. It also has a funky ass smell. I mean not only have I've seen that but also there be blood drops on the seat, floor and walls. What the hell! Like they the only ones using the restroom. There are too many diseases out there and some women have caught them by sitting on the toliet seat. I feel sorry for the cleaning crew that have to come in and clean up that sh... They should be paid well. Sometimes women don't even flush the toliet leaving big ass turds with damn near a whole roll of toliet paper in there. And some others leave without washing their hands. Yuck!!!! So ladies if you use the public rest room make sure you cover the seat just in case you are unable to squat and when washing your hands grab the paper towel first cause their are plenty of germs on the handle. Upon leaving if there is a handle on the door to pull use a

Strange Worldwide Things
The Museum of Strange Things has opened again after the show in Arizona... 10901 Arlington Ave. Riverside, California USA - The Greatest Museum of Strange Things was opened. Come and see the strangest things you'll even see. WonderCammer - look at things you never saw before ! The project is going along with Troll's Garden company - the global leader in the production of rings, fossil reproductions, Human Skulls, Walking Sticks, Knives, bone art, hand Carved Dragons, pipes, etc... . Come and see NEW STRANGE COLLECTION ! http://trollsgarden.com

Stranger
I stand in front of the mirror And wipe the fog away My vision is still hazy From ridding myself this way My hair is all in tangles My eyes are filled with tears I wipe the warm tears away As if trying to rid myself of my fears I'm ashamed of what I have done But it hurts me even more I can't make myself stop doing it Even though I know what's in store It has taken over my mind It is eating away at my soul My throat burns with anger While my stomach growls even more I am still looking in the mirror Yet I don't know who I see All that I know Is this sad sight couldn't be me I grip the edge of the counter So tightly that my knuckles turn white I want to scream out in anger At this ugly sight It's your fault I hiss That I do this to myself If only you didn't look this way I would be in better health I cover the image in the mirror With the palm of my hand And notice a cut on my finger That I never knew I had I grab my hand in anger Or is it

Stranger
A stranger you were once. Then, with a gentle look you took my hand. As our lives engaged, you lit my life and I held both your hands. Now that decades have passed, ours souls have indeed become one. How fortunate we are that we have found the love so true that everyone dreams about.

Strawberry Shortcake
It melts in my mouth. The strawberries and cool whip sliding down my throat. It dances inside my stomach being digested! Poor bastard!! It then ends up in the toilet in the form of excrament. The painful journey of food and the chain is cruel such as life.

Straight Out Of Line
There's no reason There's no compromise Change in seasons Living the high life I don't know you So don't freak on me I can't control you You're not my destiny Straight out of line I can't find a reason Why I should justify my ways Straight out of line I don't need a reason You don't need to lie to me I'll confess this you're my tragedy I laid you to rest just As fast as you turned on me Gone for ever Vanished the memories Displays of pleasure Are masked by your misery Straight out of line I can't find a reason Why I should justify my ways Straight out of line I don't need a reason You don't need to lie to me Lie to me Straight out of line I can't find a reason Why I should justify my ways Straight out of line I don't need a reason You don't need to lie to me Lie to me

Strange Days Indeed...... Most Parculiar Momma
Ever had a strange dream n you cant shake loose out of yer head? Ehhhh had one lastnite. It was one of those dreams where u know yer dreaming n want badly to wake up. What ever it was i wanted to wake up badly. So i decided i was gonna do something so out of place i'd wake mysf up. So i decided every person i meet i was just gonna punch the shit out of . Cop walked up i punched his ass out. Our preacher walked up, nailed his lightes out, other folks i knew cleaned thier clock. The president walked up behind me n said, " Ummm err whats wrong here Mr Gomillion" n i knocked his ass out, n kicked him a time or two. To be honest that i dont regret lol. Well i decided damnit thats enough, i wanna wake up n wanna wake up now. I'm gonna just Shoot whoever comes up! Bout that time i seen walking up in the distance Jesus, n he was mad . He was mad n walking striaght for me, i put my gun up n stood there looking stupid. Right fore he got up to me i woke up.... Now if i could come here n told

Stragnth Of The Heart
What makes the heart pounds, what makes the heart stronge, what makes a heart honerable to the one that holds it, to have such a heart is not to back stab friends or to be mean or to shove religon in ones face but is to be kind to others and to save others lives and not take lives, this world today is full of murder and death and pain and sadness, as u read this ur gonna be thinking is she nuts for typeing this no im not nuts im just telling the truth on what i hear and see, even the sex today is out of control the deasess r killing ppl, ppl raping ppl, whats wrong with with this world and the ppl in it............. ya i know its money and the power behinde it thats the part that currupes ppl and other things........i can go on and on but i want to know what ur thoughts r about what i just said.......

Straight From The Heart
I could start dreamin' but it'd never end As long as you're gone we may as well pretend I've been dreamin' Straight from the heart You said it's easy but who's to say That we'd be able to keep it this way But it's easier Comin' straight from the heart Oh, give it to me straight from the heart Tell me we can make another start You know I'll never go - as long as I know It's comin' straight from the heart I'll see you on the street some other time And all our words would just fall out of line While we're dreamin' Straight from the heart Oh, give it to me straight from the heart Tell me we can make one more start You know I'll never go - as long as I know It's comin' straight from the heart Straight from the heart Tell me we can make one more start You know I'll never go - as long as I know Give it to me now Straight from the heart Tell me we can make one more start You know I'll never go - as long as I know It's comin' str

Strange Sex Facts
The Caramoja tribe of Uganda tie a weight on the end of their penises to elongate them--sometimes to the degree that some men have to knot them up. The most common fantasy is Oral Sex. 8% of us have anal sex regularly. In 1609, a doctor named Wecker found a corpse in Bologna with 2 penises. Since then, 80 cases of men having 2 penises has been documented. Men say the average penis is 10"....women say it is 4". At least 500 Americans die each year from asphyxia in an attempt to lessen oxygen flow to the brain in order to achieve a more powerful orgasm. The average length of a sexual experience is 39 minutes. 58% of people like dirty talk during sex. It was considered elegant for aristocratic ladies of the 16th century to let their pubic hair grow as long as possible so it could be pomaded and adorned with bows and ribbons.

Straight To The Heart Michael W. Smith
Straight To The Heart When I'm down, when my soul's in need of rest Come your words of comfort and of hope I see your face always smiling back at me A stream of light running straight to the heart Child of God/Child of light There'll be no more lonely nights 'Cause you have brightened up my life There's a road that leads me to this place A path of love running straight to the heart Over the years I've learned one important thing It's that real friends shall never truly be apart You were there in my darkest time of need With a hand reaching straight to the heart Child of God/Child of light There'll be no more lonely nights 'Cause you have brightened up my life Take this gift it is all I have to give A prayer of love forever straight to the heart A prayer of love forever straight to the heart

The Stranger
They merrily gather around the brightly-lit dinner table Eating, drinking, laughing Reminiscing about the good old days I lie in bed Alone Counting the cracks on the ceiling The children play innocently Happy to see their aunts, uncles, cousins, grandma Sometimes they even ask aloud as who I am! The nightmares of childhood Still haunt my Memory They love to gossip about me Telling one another that I'm bitter Crazy In need of salvation I seldom leave my room Quiet as a shadow Avoiding them like a vile Plague Somehow I have become a Stranger In my home.

Stranger To Friend
Things go along smooth & carefree, you joke & have small talk becoming friendly. You swap stories & ask each other personal details, hoping not to cross the line between right & wrong. Then one day after weeks of chit chat & banter you seek the one who makes you smile and without a trace that person has scattered. Now your left to wonder what has happened to your once daily friend. You are left confused & sad not knowing why it had to end. People come and people go, life certainly is a mystery I have come to know. If you find someone and then they leave, cherish the memories and maybe just maybe one day they'll find their way back to you.....talking smooth & carefree.

Strange Things
Scientists have caught a fossil fish in the act of adapting toward a life on land, a discovery that sheds new light on one of the greatest transformations in the history of animals. Researchers have long known that fish evolved into the first creatures on land with four legs and backbones more than 365 million years ago, but they’ve had precious little fossil evidence to document how it happened. The new find of several specimens looks more like a land-dweller than the few other fossil fish known from the transitional period, and researchers speculate that it may have taken brief excursions out of the water.It sort of blurs the distinction between fish and land-living animals,” said one of its discoverers, paleontologist Neil Shubin of the University of Chicago. Experts said the discovery, with its unusually well-preserved and complete skeletons, reveals significant new information about how the water-to-land evolution took place. “It’s an important new contribution to (understandi

Strawberry Freeze
Strawberry Freeze Prep: 10 min. 1-1/4 lbs. frozen unsweetened strawberries 1 cup strawberry lowfat yogurt 3 Tbs. confectioner's sugar 1/2 tsp. vanilla extract Place frozen strawberries in a food processor. Process until berries are very fine. Add remaining ingredients and process until smooth. Per serving: calories 136, fat 0.8g, 5% calories from fat, cholesterol 3mg, protein 3.3g, carbohydrates 30.3g, fiber 3.0g, sugar 26.9g, sodium 39mg, diet points 2.7.

Straight From The Vine ......
Straight From the Vine Mood: amused, An old Italian man lived alone in the country. He wanted to dig his tomato garden, but it was very hard work as the ground was hard. His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament. Dear Vincent: I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I won't be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. If you were here my troubles would be over. I know you would dig the plot for me. Love Dad A few days later he received a letter from his son. Dear Dad: Not for nothing, but don't dig up that garden. That's where I buried the BODIES. Love Vinnie At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left. That same day the old man received another letter from his son. Dear Dad: Go ah

Strangelove-according To Urbandictionary.com
If you are a "Strangelove" you are at peace the fact that mankind will eventually destroy itself (most likely via nuclear war). You don't doubt or fear the fact that the end is near. You actually embrace it as the natural outcome of innate human folly. You "love" the irony of the fact that the same "strange" bellicose flaw within humanity, the one which makes them fascinating and unique, is the same flaw which will eventually destroy them. You are dauntless and unflinching. In short you have accepted the inevitable justice of Armageddon. "Strangelove" is taken from the movie “Dr Strangelove (or how I learned to stop worrying and love the bomb. Mike: “They just said on CNN that an asteroid might destroy the Earth next month!” Stanley: “Good.” Mike: “Well alrighty then.... Strangelove!”

Strawberry Wine
Strawberry Wine (Limerick) We stopped the truck five times, to release our passion's fire the night of our sultry love stirred by strawberry wine. Finally we got there everyone was drinking beer except us whom was laughing ourselves to tears. We went to the bathroom and you wanted to try the broom I looked at the washer you turned into a gusher in wet swirls around the room. We made it with motions sublime I had never felt before this time spin cycle extravaganza multiple orgasms making love... the night of... strawberry wine!

Stranger In The Moonlight
Lovers of the night The quality of the dream Always been free flowing Always to be victims of the night Suck and drink my life blood of love To feel your touch upon my silky skin When I open my eyes I find it is only my hand Which is touching my smooth skin In my mind I’m begging for your touch In a forever embrace locked together Was I hypnotized might very will be possible I feel the sharp sting above my nipple Notice drops of blood rolling down Into my cleavage from two delicate punctures See no one around that could have cause that I feel such desire now. The aroma of my blood Smells so sweet, I wipe the blood and lick from my finger

Strawberry
Never been here, never coming back Never want to think about the things That happened today Want to lay down on the warm ground I think Im going to need a little time to myself Dont fall down now You will never get up Dont fall down now I ask you for a slow ride Going nowhere You look like satan You ask me if I want to get high Couple of bags down in old town you tie your arm and Ask me if I wanted to drive Dont fall down now You will never get up Dont fall down now Last thing I recall I was in the air I woke up on the street Crawling with my strawberry burns Ten long years in a straight line They fall like water Yes, I guess I fucked up again Dont fall down now You will never get up Dont fall down now

Strangers On My Flight
Strangers on my flight, turbans they're packin'. Wonderin' if they might, plan a hijacking. They could pull a stunt, before this flight is through. Something's on their minds. I saw them mutter. What that in their hands? Looks like box cutters, I'm gonna kick some ass, if they make a move. Strangers on my flight. Two smelly people, and they're not talking right; and in a moment, I will grab base ball bat; and that will be that. Swing like Joe DiMaggio, and rip them both a new a-hole. And if they pick a fight, and try to screw us, I'll punch out their lights, just like Joe Louis. It would feel so right, for strangers on my flight. Ratta Tat Tat Tat, Budda Bing Bang Boom, Zooma Zooma Zoom. Send those bastards to the moon....

Strawberrii Kisses
hey all this is my new owner she is an awesome friend of mine!!! She has always been there for me when i need her. Please go show her some mad fu-love cuz she so deserves it & much much more!!! Heres her link plz fan, add & rate she is the best!!! :):):) StrawBerrii Kisses Lollipop Gurlz Club Fu-Owned To Mizotte59@ fubar

Strawbarry Love Forever
This Strawberry is what this one see's This strawberry is forever A fervent destiny for this one shall bare For whom this one speaks of is of the strawberry that lingers. For this ones forbidden fruit, is called love. For this strawberry makes this one sorry, to love, but still this one won't ever regret it. This one knows that strawberry wants to be loved but this one love is not been seen nor been heard of. This strawberry passion. Would never understand this love. Theres nothing this one can say or do, but play the game. Nor nothing this one can save from this game, but by being the one, true inside. of this fervent love. For this one still tries to grab that bit of love. Forever and ever. while lingering for love. for that strawberry is this ones love.

Stray Dog Strut
I know pretty bizzar title but right now it's how I'm feeling. I have no anchors to hold me anywhere anymore. I just graduated saturday the 10 and IDK what to do, where to go, or anything. I've got no wife or kids nothing really. Right now I'm just a stray dog strutting around with no place to hang his hat but no responsibilities either. In ways it's bad, in others it's good. IDK like I said right now I'm just a stray dog running around strutting his stuff until he gets collared or something comes along.

Strawberry Gashes By Jack Off Jill
Turn her over A candle is lit, I see through her Blow it out and save all her ashes for me Curse me sold her The poison that runs it's course through her Pale white skin with strawberry gashes all over all over Watch me fault her You're living like a disaster She said kill me faster with strawberry gashes all over Called her over and asked her if she was improving She said "feels fine" it's wonderful wonderful here Hex me told her I dreamt of a devil that knew her Pale white skin with strawberry gashes all over all over Watch me fault her You're living like a disaster She said kill me faster with strawberry gashes all over I lay quiet waiting for her voice to say "Some things you lose and some things you just give away" Scold me failed her If only I'd held on tighter to her Pale white skin that twisted and withered away from me away from me Watch me lose her It's almost like losing myself Give her my soul and let them take somebody else get

Strange Vendor
sweets for sale! meats for sale! sugared plump fairies and rare roasted lion try our ostritch meat balls you'll swear that you're dying alligator flambe and yeti stew i'd try the candied porcupine if i were you sweets for sale! meats for sale!...

Strangers
Ok, so I get a message in the shout box tonight from a guy I don't know. I know!! Never happens, right?! He lives in Buffalo, Ny and I live in Columbus, Oh. Well, in the 'burbs anyway. And he says I can buy him a drink when he's in Cleveland. Told him I don't live in Cleveland. Told him I was in Columbus. He said he would come to Columbus then to let me buy him a drink. For one, I don't buy guys I don't know a drink. And two, I don't know him!! SO I think he got pissed at me when I told him I don't meet strange men I don't know. Have chatted with this guy once for a few minutes. In my book, that friends it does not make. The point of my lettin off some steam is: Is that grounds to block me? Was very nice about it. I do my best to be friendly and polite to everyone, unless you're a jerk to me first, then you were the one who started it!! Tried a few times to tell him that I was just out of a relationship and was not looking to "hook up" with anyone and my m

Stranger Connection
I've been wondering what it is about the connections I create with others that I love so much. Most of my friendships and relationships with others have helped me grow and become more in touch with myself; I learn so much from others. I also like knowing that I am a small part of another's life, as I also have a story to tell. Complete strangers can become amazing friends and at times so much more; meeting them in the flesh is not always necessary for this to happen. That is what probably intrigues me most: deep connections with strangers.

Strange U.s. Sex Laws
* Cats and dogs must have a permit to have sex in Ventura County, CA. * Fairbanks, AK, does not allow moose to have sex on city streets. * Sexual positions other than missionary-style are illegal in Washington D.C. * It's illegal for a man to curse while having sex * In Harrisburg, PA, sex with a truck driver inside a toll booth is illegal. * Kingsville, TX, has a law against two pigs having sex on the city's airport property. with his wife in Willowdale, OR. * Washington state has a law against having sex with a virgin... even on her/his wedding night. * It's illegal to masturbate while watching two people having sex in a car in Clinton, OK. * Nude sexual acts in the front yard of any home after sundown are illegal in Bozeman, MT. -- In Bakersfield, California, anyone having intercourse with Satan must use a condom. (An asbestos one we presume.) -- In Oblong, Illinois, it's punishable by law to make love while hunting or fishing on your wedding day. --

The Strangers
A terrifying suspense thriller about a couple (Liv Tyler and Scott Speedman) in a remote suburban house who are targeted by three dangerous masked strangers. The resulting clashes force the couple to go well beyond what they thought themselves... Ok with that said, i found this movie very intresting, supposiblly based on true events, a Family of masked sereal killers terrorizes this couple. this i thought was a good movie, i liked how they tariontino'ed it as i like to say, if u dont know what that means apparentlly u havent seen any of quintin tarintions movies...but pritty much means that they show sorta the aftermath of what happend befor it accually happends, then go back to the story.... was also one of those movies that made ya jump alot, and of course it did have its bloody parts. overall good movie... once the movie got going there wasnt really any boring parts, and the ending isnt something ud expect.... so with that said ill give it a 7 out of 10. well worth

Strange Strange Dream
Last night I had one of the strangest dreams I've ever had in my life, It was about the ninja turtles I was Master Splinter. I was sitting down reading the news paper and in comes Leo and Ralph. for some reason the mood struck me to say " have you guys been training like good ninjas" leo replies " Oh my god why are you ruining my life. why can't you just leave me to be what I wanna be!!?!?" Ralph then sits down on the couch and turns on his ipod really loud and says " I hate this family so much" thats about all I can remember... I have so many questions... Why was Ralph dressed like an emo kid....Why was I Master Splinter? Why do I always get the crazy dreams? so few answers :(

Strawberry Banana Cookies
STRAWBERRY BANANA COOKIES COOKIES: 3/4 cup butter, softened 2/3 cup sugar 1/2 cup firmly packed brown sugar 2 eggs 3 medium (1 cup) ripe bananas, mashed 2 tsp. vanilla 2 1/4 cups all-purpose flour 2 tsp. baking powder 1/4 tsp. baking soda 3/4 cup chopped pecans FROSTING: one 8 oz. container strawberry cream cheese spread 1 cup powdered sugar 1 T. milk Heat oven to 375. Combine 3/4 cup butter, sugar, brown sugar in large bowl. Beat at medium speed, scraping bowl often, until creamy. Add bananas, eggs, vanilla, continue beating until well mixed. Reduce speed to low; add flour, baking powder, baking soda. Beat until well mixed. Stir in pecans. Drop dough by rounded teaspoonfuls, 2 inches apart, onto greased cookie sheets. Bake 8-10 minutes until lightly browned. Cool completely. Combine powdered sugar, cream cheese spread, milk in small bowl. Beat at low speed, scraping bowl often, until well mixed. Frost cooled cookies.

Strainded
Strained by Me Never to say one last goodbye As another tear falls from my eye Thinking back on what I've done And what a fool I have become Nobody will ever see my pain Or how much my heart is strained My mind in a whirlwind of thought Falling in love will never stop Just to set myself up to be let down Even when true love is found

The Strange Science Of Summer
The Strange Science of Summer Robert Roy Britt LiveScience Managing Editor LiveScience.com Thu Jun 19, 5:51 PM ET With 8 inches of hail falling in parts of Nebraska this week and Arizona reaching triple digit temperatures last week, it may seem rather arbitrary to call June 20 the first day of the summer this year, aka the summer solstice. But scientists really do have a reason. It's all about Earth's cockeyed leanings and some celestial configurations that even the ancients understood. Our planet is tilted 23.5 degrees on its spin axis. On June 20 this year (some years it's June 21), the North Pole is pointing toward the sun as much as is possible. Imagine Earth as an apple sitting on one side of a table, with the stem being the North Pole. Tilt the apple 23.5 degrees so the stem points toward a candle (the sun) at the center of the table. That's summer for the top half of the apple. Now keep the stem pointing in the same direction but move the apple t

The Strange People You Run Into Here
Levi aka 'Mo_Hottie' be careful what you say to this peep. he has no sense of humor what so ever http://www.fubar.com/user/1948778Levi aka 'Mo_Hottie' i commented on one of those funny gifs about "i rated you and added you doesnt mean i want to fuck you" my comment was "thats a hell of a note and how much you went after me" all in a joke. later in my shout he says "i dont know you" "i never talked to you" i respond with "i was just making funny comment to your funny default profile. you dont seem to have a sense of humor " which he respond with a block now i noticed that he removed his funny profile pic Now isnt that strange the profile has been deleted... i guess you just have to watch out for this face

Strange Feelings
Strange feelings that are there, strange feelings that others will tell you to beware.Dont forget how I tell you, to follow your heart. But never without using your mind, because in there somewhere,the answers you will find. I am scared that when you left here, you will forget me like a simple dream in the night. For will I ever truly see you again, most of all will you promise me that you'll be alright?. Muchos besos para ti mija por vida, for you are a part of my heart that I will never let go. I wonder mija if it can be true, that maybe one day,you'll love me as much as you know I love you. Mija promise me that you'll be back some day, even if its just to give me a hug if anything at all. And maybe even from time to time, think of me and call me just to say hello. I love you and I hope that you know this is true, and that my love is very real. I dont know why,or how,but my love an heart is hurting...misery is now how I feel SOMETIMES I FEEL I AM ALL ALONE,WHILE

Strange Wilderness
Strange Wilderness is the tale of a boy who has to fill the shoes of his father. His father was the host of Strange Wilderness, filmed on a shoestring budget, but he was always ready for what the animals offered. Steve Zahn plays his son, Peter, and though he's trying, his effort is less than stellar. Notes for the show are written on bar napkins. The information is shoddy at best. Most of the footage is stock footage from the 70's. His show is quickly losing its ratings. And to top it off, a new show is coming in to take his place. So they have two weeks to save the show, and his dad's old partner comes up with the solution, for $1000. He has photos, and a map, so that they can find the legendary bigfoot. What follows is their madcap adventures in this quest, from the beginning RV trip, to their trek thru the jungle to find him. There were some moments where this movie was laugh out loud funny. Made with basically the same crew as Grandma's Boy, they added Justin L

Stranger /fremder
stranger than life as she fades like a thousand paper moons in the river of blood. salt rains burning the sins of a million lost souls as they erode like the oddities of the universe and the embers of glory disperse as weak are laid to rest

Strawberry Shortcake
If all of the eight desserts listed below were sitting in front of you, which would you choose (sorry, you can only pick one)! Trust me....this is very accurate. Pick your dessert, and then look to see what psychiatrists think about you. REMEMBER - No Cheating. Make your choice before you check the meaning. After taking this dessert personality test, send this e-mail on to others, but when you do, be sure to put your choice of dessert in the subject box above. ALSO, SEND IT TO THE PERSON WHO SENT IT TO YOU. DON'T FORGET TO CHANGE YOUR DESSERT CHOICE IN THE SUBJECT BOX BEFORE YOU FORWARD IT. Here are your choices: 1. Angel Food Cake 2. Brownies 3. Lemon Meringue Pie 4. Vanilla Cake With Chocolate Icing 5. Strawberry Short Cake 6. Chocolate Cake With Chocolate Icing 7. Ice Cream 8. Carrot Cake No, you can't change your mind once you scroll down, so think carefully about

Strategy For America
Strategy for America (Robin Williams, wearing a shirt that says "I love New York" in Arabic ) You gotta love Robin Williams.... Even if he's nuts! Leave it to Robin Williams to come up with the perfect plan. What we need now is for our UN Ambassador to stand up and repeat this message. Robin Williams' plan...(Hard to argue with his logic!) 'I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan for peace. So, here's one plan.' 1) The US will apologize to the world for our 'interference' in their affairs, past and present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Tojo, Noriega, Milosevic, Hussein, and the rest of those 'good ole boys'. We will never 'interfere' again. 2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany , South Korea , the Middle East, and the Philippines . They don't want us there. We would station troops at our borders. No one all

Strange Anniversary Dinner
The manager of the restaurant fired 2 of his staff that night. There wasn't that many to begin with. plus there was a raccoon there ( I took some pics of it). Then there was a penny on the butter (pics of that also). We had reservation for 8 pm, got seated at 820pm, ate at 900pm. We took the cards up there with us, but due to everything at dinner, we didn't open them till we got back to the room. They even closed the restaurant due to no (other than manager) staff to serve. The only reason we ate there is because we had the reservation, everyone else was getting sent back. We were laughing hard by the time we got back to our hotel. Once we got back into our room, my wife notice a bottle of champagne and a vase full of flowers. There was a note under it that read Happy Anniversary. The hotel manager bought them and put it in our room. By the way, there are only 12 rooms in this hotel. It is a nice and quiet hotel that is great for a romantic getaway.

Strawberries And Whipcream
STRAWBERRIES AND WHIPCREAM BY: LADY KATHERINE SATIN COVERS OF SHIMMERING CHAMPAIGN TURNED BACK,AS IF IT WAS ABOUT TO RECEIVE COMPANY.AT THE CORNER OF THE BED,A TRAY ENTICED WITH THE FINEST STRAWBERRIES,A BOWL OF WHIPCREAM, JELLY,HIS COFFEE CUP,AND TWO SLIGHTLY BUTTER,PIECES OF TOAST.SHE SAT IN THE WINDOW SEAT COVER ONLY IN A BLUE FLUFFY ROBE.SIPPING ON THE CUP HE HAD JUST BROUGHT HER.KISSED HER,AND CARRY HIS NUDE BUTT INTO THE SHOWER.SHE SMILED SLAPPED HIM ON THE ASS AS HE TURNED. "BABE,MMMMMMMMM,LAST NIGHT WOW,YOU GOT ME GOOD YOU KNOW!" "yEP!" SHE COULD HEAR HIM,MOVING ABOUT,ENJOYING THE SHOWER.SUDDENLY,A WICKED THOUGHT CAME INTO HER HEAD "mmmmmmmmmm!" SETTING HER COFFEE DOWN,SLOWLY MOVING TO THE BATHROOM DOOR.UNTIE HER ROBE AND LET IT FALL TO THE FLOOR.SOFTLY,LIKE A GENTLE BREEZE IN THE WIND,SHE MOVED TOWARD THE SHADOW BEHIND THE BLUE CURTAIN.HIS EYES CLOSED,LETTING THE WATER TRICKLED DOWN HIS FACE.PERFECT.SHE

Straight Up Blah
So I had my doctors appointment this morning for the re-evaluation on my knee to see if I will continue to receive medical from the state. He is referring me to a dietician, blah good luck with that. I am negative on that because how can one expect to eat healthy and lose weight if there is no money to put there to eat properly. But on the other side of it, I told him I was isolating myself, and really starting to freak over it, just leaving the house this morning was almost like an anxiety attack. He tells me, since this is a state eval on your knee, there is nothing I can do about this. FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Then proceeds to tell me well if you want you can make another appointment and we can talk...So if my medical is gone in August and I am freaking out, you will know why. I did get a prescription of celexa refilled today, when I had it a few months ago, I took it for a few days and then stopped. This time I will try to take it and see if it helps at all. Damn pharmacist was li

Stradegies
DJ-TIPS Let's face it, we all had to start somewhere in our mobile DJ careers, but nobody said that we all had to start at the same place. These tips are sure to give you that headstart you need to get ahead of the game and on your way! Get it in Writing: Put together a contract and have the customer sign it. That way if there are any questions later, both parties can see what was agreed upon. A written contract should detail the date and time of the event, the beginning and ending times of the music, the total cost for the time period, the deposit amount and when it's due, the balance amount and due date, the overtime cost, where the event is located and the full name of the customer and/or organization. Don't forget to bring it to the gig! Holding Dates: It's ok to tell someone that you can pencil them in, but make it clear that you can only hold it for 10 days. If you don't receive the non-refundable deposit and signed contract in that time, you'll have to make it

Straight Out Of Line
There's no reason There's no compromise Changing seasons Living the high life I don't know you So don't freak on me I can't control you You're not my destiny Straight out of line I can't find a reason Why I should justify my ways Straight out of line I don't need a reason You don't need to lie to me I'll confess this You're my tragedy I laid you to rest just As fast as you turned on me Gone forever Banish the memories Displays of pleasure Are masked by your misery Straight out of line I can't find a reason Why I should justify my ways Straight out of line I don't need a reason You don't need to lie to me Lie to me Straight out of line I can't find a reason Why I should justify my ways Straight out of line I don't need a reason You don't need to You don't need to lie to me Lie to me Lie to me Lie to me

Strahan Turns Down Giants Offer, Will Stay Retired
Seven-time New York Giants Pro Bowler Michael Strahan is staying retired. "This has been one of the toughest nights of my life," Strahan told FoxSports.com in a story released Tuesday afternoon. "But after long deliberation and throwing around a million scenarios in my head for the past day, I think it's just best if I stay retired." Tony Agnone, Strahan's agent, did not immediately return a telephone call from The Associated Press. Giants general manager Jerry Reese has asked the 36-year-old Strahan to reconsider his retirement on Monday, just 48 hours after the Super Bowl champions lost Pro Bowl defensive end Osi Umenyiora for the season to a knee injury in the preseason game against the New York Jets. Strahan needed just about a day to turn down an offer to return for a 16th season with what could have been an $8 million contract. "I really love my life now," he told FoxSports.com while on vacation in Greece. "It's great having nobody put a finger on me. You really put yoursel

Strawberry Ice Cream Recipe
Ingredients for Strawberry Ice Cream Recipe * 1 pint of milk * ½ teaspoon of salt * ½ cup of sugar * 1 basket of strawberries * 2 level tablespoons of cornstarch * 1½ cups of sugar (granulated) * 1 pint of cream Instructions 1. Sift together, several times, the sugar, cornstarch and salt, then cook in the milk, scalded over hot water; stir constantly until the mixture thickens and is smooth, then cover and let cook fifteen minutes. 2. Pick over, wash and drain the berries; mix them with the sugar and let stand an hour or more, then press through a fine sieve. 3. Strain the cornstarch mixture into the freezer, and when cold add the cream and begin to freeze the mixture. 4. When half frozen add the strawberries and sugar and finish freezing.

Strangers Become Friends~n~ Friends Become Strangers
It's great when stangers become friends But even sadder when those friends become strangers We became friends and didn't even realize it I trusted you and you trusted me Now were like stangers to each other But no matter what you'll always be my friend Even if im not yours It's great when strangers become friends But even sadder when those friends become strangers

The Stranger In The Mirror (a Short Poem)
I try to see myself in the mirror and I cant theres this stranger blocking me. I look at this stranger and I wonder who he is. He tells me that he is me but I dont believe him. I know myself and that isnt me. He tells me of stories of losing 9 closest friends in one summer. He speaks of not knowing his father since he was 5. He speaks about never wanting to fall in love again because of the hurt. /> He speaks of broken promises made by old friends that said they would be there till the end. He speaks of blaming himself for his friends death. He also speaks of a life wasted away by alcohol and the sanity that leaves him every shot he takes. I begin to realize me and this stranger have alot in common and just maybe I can help him. "How can I help you sir" I say. He looks at me and with a tear he says "Make it all go away." "How do I do that??" I say. He looks at me in the eye and says"I have no clue I am starting to

The Stranglers - Skin Deep
Many people tell you that they're your friend You believe them You need them For what's round the river bend Make sure that you're receiving the signals they send 'Cause brother you've only got two hands to lend Maybe there's someone who makes you weep And some nights loom up ahead When you're asleep Some days there's things on your mind you should keep Sometimes it's tougher to look than to leap Better watch out for the Skin Deep Better watch out for the Skin Deep Brother watch out watch out for the Skin Deep Brother watch out watch out for the Skin Deep Better watch out for the Skin Deep One day the track that you're climbing gets steep Your emotions are frayed And your nerves are starting to creep Just remember the days As long as the time that you keep Brother you better watch out for the Skin Deep Better watch out for the Skin Deep Better watch out for the Skin Deep Brother watch out watch out for the Skin Deep Brother watch out watch out for the Skin Deep

Strawberry Ice Cream
When I was a child When I was a child Strawberry Ice cream Was made with a pound Of sugar and real Strawberries When I was a child The clothes hung On a line outside to dry And smelled of mom’s Twenty-mule team When I was a child Strength of Character was One can of spinach Away When I was a child My hero was A masked man Who carried guns and Had an indigent Indian as a friend When I was a child Sexual awakenings Were defined by A magazine centerfold And a right hand When I was a child Women were to Be bare foot, Pregnant and unhappy Now that I am a man I struggle to cast Off my childish ways But strawberry Ice Cream Still is my favorite poet

Strange
there are times that i sit here at home and this oh so strange feeling seems to wash over me, i know the feeling so very well it's the feeling of being alone, unwanted, and oh so unloved. i can't shake this feeling when it washes over me it's as though it envelopes me in a shroud of darkness. when i feel this way there is no body for me to turn to and express how i feel. my family doesn't want to hear about it and i hate the idea of talking to my friends here about it because it's my problem and i don't want to burdon them with this. today this feeling has washed over me once agian, and today i know why, which makes it so much harder to deal with. today was my middle daughters birthday and so many times i feel that i have let them down by giving them up. i can't convice myself that i did what was best, i feel so much of the time that i took the easy way out by not fighting for my children. Oh god, why can't i just be happy that they are never going to live hand to mouth and need anythi

Straight From Tokyo.
All these people keep fucking asking me what I look for in a guy. If you have to ask, you don't have it. What Sam wants. Be smart. I like knowledge on useless information. Be a smart ass to me. I love arguing. I want someone who will be just as sarcastic to me as i am to them. I can take it, so who's got it? Be funny. I joke a lot. I hate it when people take everything i say seriously. You'll know when it's not a joke. Be confident in who you are. Not cocky, confident. Know what you want, who you are, where you're going. I'm unstable. I need something solid in my life. Be in it for the long run. I'm not just gonna hook up with you cause you think I'm hot. I need commitment. I need affection. Know when to be affectionate. Cause, yes I like it, but it also turns me away. Say the right thing at the right time. Be a smart ass that simply says "I missed you a lot" when we haven't seen each other in a while. It's simple. It's easy. And it goes a long way with me. So. There it

Strange
I could log in and fan earlier but all the pages were stretched and I was unable to rate. This happened later in the day and just finally got better a lil' while ago.*This has happened one other time.* Anyhow I will now try to return the love! Click Here to get more at CommentYou.com

Strange Eye Infection
Well just my damn luck.3 days ago i was doing fine until at night i started to feel a strange pain in my left eyes,then the next day i started to see blurry from my left eye.It was sorta getting alot of tears from it,so i kept wiping it.couldn't go outside thou,cause the light hurt it alot,and it couldn't let me see with the right one,so i feared for the worst.Damn,I might be going blind from my left eye.It worries me alot.cause i already lost both my legs to my diabetes,and now this.Well today i am relief thou.My left eye is starting to get better thou,and i can see now.It still a bit teary and i have a little pain thou,but i can see a bit clearly.Woo boy i am happy now.I was beginning to think i had to wear an eye patch like the pirates.would have been cool thou,but not to joke around thou.Being blind kinda sucks,cause you can't see the beautiful things that are out their in the world.My mom was blind,and we had to help her a bit,but thanks to the nurses and doctors they help her to

Strangers On A Train
Strangers on a Train A scientist gets on a train to go to New York. His cabin also has a poor farmer in it. To pass the time the scientist decides to play a game with the guy. "I will ask you a question and if you get it wrong, you have to pay me one dollar. Then you ask me a question, and if I get it wrong, you get ten dollars. You ask me a question first." The farmer thinks for a while. "I know. What has three legs, takes ten hours to climb up a palm tree, and ten seconds to get back down?" The scientist is confused and thinks long and hard about the question. Finally, the train ride is coming to an end. As it pulls into the station, the scientist takes out ten dollars and gives it to the farmer.

Strangers,friends And Lovers
When I first met you it was as strangers and it stayed that way for a long time for I was scared to even try to get to know you for what my past had done to me and I wasn't ready to get to know anybody for the fear of getting walked all over again and hurting in the deepest parts of me. You changed all that in my way of thinking and I started to let myself to get to know you a little bit at a time but still staying back far enough so I had room to run if I needed it. We started to talk more and more on an almost daily basis and got to learn more about each other and had a blast hanging out with each other and we became fast friends and it made me feel good for I needed a close friend that wouldn't judge me or look down upon me for my past and you were that one that did it for me in just a short time. I will always be grateful for meeting you that night that I did for it really changed my life for the better. I no longer have the pain of hurt and anger around me all the time for I

Strawberry-banana Smoothies
Strawberry-Banana Smoothies 2 cups plain fat-free yogurt 2 ripe medium bananas 1 cup sliced fresh strawberries or unsweetened frozen strawberries 1 cup mixed fresh berries, such as raspberries, blueberries, and/or blackberries, or unsweetened frozen mixed berries In a blender container combine yogurt and fruit. Cover and blend until pureed. If desired, top with a few fresh berries.

The Strangest Dog
I have got the strangest dog. Ever since I got her as a pup 3 years ago (today is her birthday BTW),she's done wierd things. The pinky and ring finger on my left hand are nerve dead, she knaws on them at night actually reviving them some. She died last winter and came back to life, guess I can't get rid of her now. I know some people chew fingernails, I don't. But I just watched a movie and the whole time she was chewing my nails. You know, she never once bit my finger. I got my male after my mother died. He means the world to me. I got her to keep him company. She was such a pain to train I was considering geting rid of her. Lately with unemployment and abandonment of friends, I actually look to her for comfort. She keeps me in sight at all times. She'sa tough nut to crack, butshe has a heart of pure gold.

Strange Thoughts
I wonder sometimes if other people are as weird as i am.. i mean.. im standing outside today waiting to cross the street and for some reason the only thing i can think of is rabid squirrels.. it literally made me stop for a minute while i had a whole conversation in my head as to whether a squirrel i saw last week was rabid or not.. Then theres the whole clap on clap off.. i thought that crap had gone away until i saw a commercial for it today.. i mean.. are we really THAT lazy??? If you are that tired you cant get your ass up and turn the lights off.. for gods sake, sleep with them on.. its called passing out.. you can punish yourself when the bill comes in.. dont get me wrong.. i love my remote control, but ill get up and change the channel if i have to.. batteries die.. it happens

A Stranger Greets T'wins, Pt. 2
The luminescence of the blue mooned night seemed to gather around the Stranger as Red E. T'win gulped, Will N. T'win spat in the dirt, and Abe L. T'win whimpered as his shaking knees hit the cold stone of the well wall. She moved and the light moved with her, glinting off the strands of multiple thin chains wrapped around her waist, on which supple bags, of various size, swung. Abe L. T'win, crouching as he was, noticed her boots were long and notched with odd markings. Red E. T'win, standing, though with his head bowed to force the gulp all the way down his throat, saw that her clothing seemed to be made of scales from the hide of some gigantic rainbow trout - and he stopped to think for a few moments about how a fish could have a hide, or scales that large, and when he next looked up from his mental distraction she was staring at him with the moonlight in her eyes. Will N. T'win had watched her face, looking for a clue. Should he tackle her in the dust while she wasn't expecting it,

Stranded
A man and his wife had been stranded on a deserted island for many years. The morning following a bad storm, a new guy washes up on the shore. The new guy and the wife are VERY attracted to each other right away, but they realize that certain protocols will have to be observed. The husband, oblivious to the new chemistry floating around, is very glad to see the second man there. "This is wonderful! Now we'll be able to have three people doing 8-hour shifts in the watchtower instead of two people doing 12- hour shifts." The new man is only too happy to help, and in fact volunteers to do the first shift. He climbs up the tall tower and stands watch, scanning the ocean horizon for any ships. Soon the husband and wife start placing stones in a circle in order to make a fire to cook supper. The new man yells down: "Hey, no screwing!" They look at each other and yell back: "We're not screwing!" A few minutes later, they start to put driftwood into the stone circle.

A Stranger Now
A Stranger Now My heart aches to write about love To truly have a smile upon my face My painted on smile and covered eyes Leaving me lost without a trace Your smile you claim I bring Yet why don’t I feel that I’ve lost the touch we had Not knowing where it went wrong at You told me once I had your heart But that has escaped my hold Now entered into the blackest pitch To the slave traders I’m sold I feel I am simply cast aside Misery to me has been endowed I was once special in your heart Unfortunately just A Stranger Now

Strawberry-chocolate Truffle Pie
STRAWBERRY-CHOCOLATE TRUFFLE PIE 1(6-oz.) package semi-sweet chocolate chips 1 (8-oz.) package cream cheese, cubed 2 tablespoons butter 1/4 cup powdered sugar 3 tablespoons triple sec or orange juice 1 9-inch pastry shell, baked 3 to 4 fresh strawberries, with stems removed 1/4 cup red currant jelly, melted 1/4 cup whipping cream 2 tablespoons powdered sugar 1/2 teaspoon grated orange rind or mint leaves-(optional) Combine chocolate chips, cream cheese, and butter in top of a double boiler; place over boiling water. Cook. Stirring constantly until melted. Remove from heat and stir in 1/4 cup powdered sugar and triple sec. Spread into baked pastry shell and cool. Place strawberries, stem side down, over chocolate mixture, brush with jelly. Refrigerate 2 to 3 hours. Combine whipping cream and 2 tablespoons powdered sugar; beat until peaks form. Fold in grated orange. Garnish and top with dollop of whipped cream.

Strawberry Shortcake
4 C. fresh strawberries, sliced 2 T. granulated sugar 2 packets Sweet 'N Low In a large bowl, toss the strawberries, sugar, and Sweet 'N Low. Cover. Refrigerate until ready to serve. Shortcakes 2 C. all−purpose flour 2 T. granulated sugar 2 packets Sweet 'N Low 1 T. baking powder 1/8 tsp. salt 6 T. reduced−calorie stick margarine 1/3 C. 1% fat milk 1/3 C. reduced−fat sour cream 3/4 C. reduced−fat frozen whipped topping, thawed Preheat oven to 450ºF. In a large bowl, combine the first 5 ingredients . Cut in the margarine until the mixture resembles coarse crumbs. Stir in the milk and sour cream to make a soft dough. On a lightly floured surface, knead the dough 2 minutes. Press to a 3/4−inch thickness. With a 2 1/2−inch round cookie cutter, cut into 12 biscuits. Spray a cookie sheet with nonstick cooking spray. Place the biscuits on the cookie sheet 1 inch apart. Bake for 10 to 12 minutes, or until the tops are golden brown. Cool on

Strategic Defense Initiative
In other news, my MAJCOM and STRATCOM just got the FULL funding requirements met today by Presidential veto for the further need to weaponize space. I won't tell you how much it is, let's just say its in the ten figure range over the next oh, look at that, what a coincidence, FOUR years. What a lovely way to perk up my day. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA The goddamn election didn't do SHIT. Once again I fail to be impressed with the Democratic agenda. Listen, heres what you do, go chant, "yes we can" some more around the bon fire, roast some marshmallows and swap your favorite "change" stories. We have a war to fight. *Oops, Admin Note: I was wrong, it's not ten figures, its eleven =)

Stranger Than Fiction
It’s stranger than fiction, how you've decayed It must be so lonely, lost within your ways You’re born alone, you die alone The rest is yours to fill the gap The world goes on, without you here Adjust or just collapse Is this what you wanted to be? Alone standing by yourself Is this all you wanted to be? Or was that a cry for help? By yourself By yourself By yourself Verbal grenades, you throw inane I can’t believe you’d stoop so low Of all the things, you took away I miss my mind the most Is this what you wanted to be? Alone standing by yourself Is this all you wanted to be? Or was that a cry for help? By yourself By yourself By yourself Is this what you wanted to be? Alone standing by yourself Is this all you wanted to be? Or was that a cry for help? Is this what you wanted to be? Alone standing by yourself Is this all you wanted to be? Or was that a cry for help? It’s stranger than fiction, how you've decayed It must be so lonely, l

Strangers Part 1 (written By A Friend)
The venue is small and over crowded with sweaty men, girls looking for a good time, "Grunts", and pretty much any of the seedy civilians that make up 1/2 of this city. No, this place is definitely not an El Dorado. No streets of gold, no Paradise. Dispersed among the crowd is the parse few, like me, who actually come to enjoy some local talent and get a buzz. I came alone tonight. My roommate is gone for the week and I've been bored. I had decided on something simple to wear so as not to seize too much attention; A black low-neckline tank top with a thigh-high plaid red skirt (with straps). Oh, and donning my feet are my favorite knee length black leather boots. I'm only 5'4 and they give me that extra 4 inches of needed height, needed power-boost. Its hard to have an air of authority when everyone else is looking down upon you. I let my soft curls fall around my shoulders instead of fighting gravity. Heavy guitar rhythms with hard-hitting drum beats greet my ears as I'm walk

The Stranger Part 2 (companion Piece To Part 1 Written By Me)
As I sit underneath her in awe of her beauty and running my hands over her unbelievably soft skin, my hands trying to touch her everywhere at once. Her hands fumble relentlessly with my jeans. Her eyes staring into mine like twin emerald suns. I gain a little of my control back and stop her hands. “Wait a moment, let me stand.” I whisper softly into her ear before playfully nipping the bottom of her earlobe. She leans her body to the side so that I can slide out from underneath her to stand, the supple leather of hers boots as they graze my legs through my jeans sends tingling sensations down my spine increasing my desire by ten fold, I had forgotten she was wearing them. As I stand she settles onto the couch in front of me, and without my hands to distract her she immediately returns to the front of my jeans. Unbuttoning and unzipping them in a flurry of movement, she yanks my jeans down and manages to take my boxers with them. My cock now freed from its restraints stands imm

Stranger Into Lovers
We were strangers, both far from home, Thrown together in a world torn apart. As strangers we talked, and a friendship began. Though small to start, that friendship grew. There began to be admiration, and with that, a sort of bond. The bond that starts as a friendship, and grows into love. But if we turned into lovers, Just how far would that love go?

Strawberry Margarita
Strawberry Margarita Ingredients: - 1 1/2 oz silver tequila - 1/2 oz triple sec - juice of half lime - 2 strawberries Garnish: strawberry Mix all ingredients with 4 to 5 ice cubes until smooth. Pour into a margarita glass. Garnish with a strawberry on the rim.

A Stranger Is In My Head...
I dont even know who he is and yet he makes things grow tight low in my body. Poring myself a shot of Jack, and let the warm liquid slide down my throat, secretly wishing it was something else. This man is in my head, so vivid it gets me hotter, and my hands wander. Sitting on the chair at my kitchen table, my tongue dances over my lips, my hands spreading my legs wider....With him still so vivid in my mind...I had never even seen him before, but this man....always in my head.... My fingers undo the belt on my pants, heat rushing through my body, my center dripping with the sweet delicious, warmth. I know that its my hand that is sliding underneath the fabric of my jeans, sliding the satin of my panties aside. But in my head...Where this strange man lived... It was his fingers along my heated flesh. A moan escaped my lips, his fingers dipping inside. I open my eyes but it is no longer a kitchen that I see, Instead I am sitting in a chair, in a studio. I look down to see him kneeled in

Stranger Than Strange
i have never ever spoken to this person before. remember this.. on a pic involving my ass: wow i would love to eat out of that ass in my shoutbox: your feet are so sweet boo have a great night you sexy thing in my messages: "......anad i am in love with you , you are the most beautiful girl i have ever seen , Honestly" and there's more, but you get it. what a fucktard

Straight Tequila Night
If you really wanna know, she comes here a lot She just loves to hear the music and dance thirteen is her favorite song, if you play it you might have a chance Tonight she's only sipping white wine She's friendly and fun loving most of the time Chorus But don't ask her on a straight tequila night She'll start thinking about him, then she's ready to fight Blames her broken heart on every man in sight On a straight tequila night Here's a glass of chablis and some quarters in change Maybe you can turn her love life around Then she won't the salt or the lime anymore To shoot that old memory down Just remember her heart's on the mend If you ever come back to see her again Chorus Don't ask her on a straight tequila night She'll start thinking about him, then she's ready to fight Blames her broken heart on every man in sight On a straight tequila night

Strange Number
This is really strange.. try it! GET A CALCULATOR. 1. Key into the calculator the first 3 digits of your phone number (the exchange, not the area code). 2. Multiply by 80 3. Add 1 4. Multiply by 250 5. Add the last 4 digits of your phone number 6. Add the last 4 digits of your phone number again 7. Subtract 250 8. Lastly, divide by 2 Is this your phone number?

Stray Bullets
Stray Bullets By me My Brothers limbs twist to the rhythm, Dance to the deadly beat of the bloody drum, Unceasing, No destination but devastation, Slug after slug viciously whizzes, Unseen, To our streets they bring their epic fight, Their thirst for power, their fear of oblivion, Unquenchable, Their teeth into cigars, Their minute daggers into flesh, Sinking, Their shots no target but catharsis, Their war no aim but fantasy, Estranged, One silver bullet sprayed, Pierced my impervious heart, Guiltless, Limbs folding neatly upon the dirt road, I writhed from the painful impact, Excruciating. A bloody tear scales my bony cheek, The beating continues, Relentless. My life fading, Hidden from God, Hopeless. Mrrcp 2007

The Stranger
Our eyes locked on each other from across the smoke filled room. We couldnt look away nor did we notice anyone or anything else around us. Without saying a word, we headed out the door and into the car. As we drove silently to the hotel down the street, I took the time to really notice the man sitting next to me. His hair was dark brown and his eyes were deep dark pools that I was finding myself drowning in. As we got to the hotel and into the room, I found myself already dripping wet with desire. I laid upon the bed and watched with eager desire as this man set himself free from the clothes that were clung tightly to his body. As each piece of clothing hit the floor, I could feel my own body responding in time with his. His chest was covered with a golden brown hair over finely chiseled muscles that seemed to ripple down his entire body. His legs were just as chiseled as the chest and i knew they were strong enough to hold me til we were through. Just the full site of him made my puss

Strange Sex Laws
In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal are punishable by death. (Like THAT makes sense.) In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror. Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also applies to undertakers; the sex organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times. (A brick??) The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation. There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time... Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry. (Let's just think for a minute; is there any job anywhere else in the world that even comes close to this?) In Hong Kon

Strange Happenings In Class
So this is testing week. We're all gathered in a classroom most of us have never been in before with a teacher and their assistant we've never met prior to this. Even more is the fact that none of us students have a clue who the others are. ...As if having to be in a strange room with some pretty strange--well, strangers--wasn't enough...Have you ever noticed that there is ALWAYS someone there you just want to smack until their face falls off? So I was sitting there in my assigned seat this morning, happily reading a good Highlander book, when the guy who sits across from me saunters into the room. Now, the teacher isn't there yet, and nor is anyone else, and I'm not paying any mind to this guy. I hadn't even looked at him at all this whole week, so at the moment I don't really know what he looks like. Anyway, so he sits down. That's fine. We're just sitting there quietly--save for his frantic tapping on the desk with his pencil, which is also fine since such little noises don'

Strawberry Blue Cheese Salad
INGREDIENTS (Nutrition) 1/2 cup chopped pecans 3 tablespoons raspberry vinegar 3 tablespoons balsamic vinegar 3 tablespoons olive oil 6 cups mixed salad greens 2 cups diced fresh strawberries 8 ounces crumbled blue cheese 1/2 cup diced red onion DIRECTIONS Place the pecans in a skillet over medium heat. Tossing frequently, toast until lightly browned. In a bowl, whisk together the raspberry vinegar, balsamic vinegar, and olive oil. In a large bowl, mix the toasted pecans, greens, strawberries, blue cheese, and red onion. Toss with the vinegar and olive oil dressing mixture to serve.

Stranger In A Strange Land
“And there went a man of the house of Levi, and took to wife a daughter of Levi.” We can’t tell just when the events of the second chapter of Exodus occurred after chapter one closed, but it’s safe to say that Moses’ birth was a consequence of it. For without Pharaoh’s edict to cast every Hebrew son into the river, Moses would never have been found (and actually named Moses, which means “drawn out”) by Pharaoh’s daughter when she came to wash herself in the Nile according to verse five – thought the river isn’t named, in Egypt it’s pretty much THE river to do anything in. The child who would become Moses was born in verse two and hidden from the Egyptians for three months. Then the difficulty of hiding a newborn child became apparent, and Jochebed (her name appears once in Exodus and once in Numbers) made an ark out of the bulrushes that she then made watertight with pitch and hid her youngest child in. “And his sister stood afar off, to wit what would be done to him.” Where

Strangely Sick If You Think About It....
It has come to my attention more guys then no have this twisted obsession with the "naughty school girl in pig tails" thing goin on... And women seem to placate. Does anyone else see anything a little off about a grown ass man with even a slight obsession with fuckin a women dressed and actin like a kid? Maybe it's just my part of California, but here we call guys who want to fuck kids pedophiles. Guys wanting to fuck school kids is in fact pretty sick... Does anyone else see anything wrong with that? As a woman, shaving the pubic area to be as hairless at a 10 year old, throwin on a school girl outfit because it gets a guy off? Come on... NO ONE sees anything wrong with that shit? You wanna shave for reasons, by all means, but for fuck sake, at least understand the sick part of dressing like a school girl! I think that's about one step away from actually pickin up women at a middle school. It's just finding another outlet to release that pedophile instinct or something... Do me a favo

Strawberry-peach Chicken Salad
Prep Time:15 min Start to Finish:15 min makes:4 servings Strawberry Yogurt Dressing 2 containers (6 oz each) Yoplait® Original strawberry yogurt 1 cup sliced fresh strawberries 2 tablespoons red wine vinegar Salad 6 cups Bibb lettuce leaves or mixed salad greens 1 lb boneless skinless chicken breasts, cooked and cut into strips 1 cup sliced fresh strawberries 1 medium peach, peeled and sliced 2 medium green onions, sliced (2 tablespoons) 1. In blender or food processor, place yogurt, strawberries and wine vinegar. Cover; blend on high speed about 15 seconds or until smooth. 2. Arrange remaining ingredients on 4 serving plates. 3. Serve with dressing. Cover and refrigerate any remaining dressing. High Altitude (3500-6500 ft): No change. Nutritional Information 1 Serving: Calories 280 (Calories from Fat 45); Total Fat 5g (Saturated Fat 1 1/2g, Trans Fat 0g); Cholesterol 70mg; Sodium 115mg; Total Carbohydrate 27g (Dietary Fiber 3g, Sugars 21g); Protein 31g % Daily Va

Stranded
Standing here helpless Where do I go If you leave me alone Where do I turn now If it don't work out As for as I can see This isn't the way That you said it would be... Don't leave me like this Don't leave me stranded If you walk away now You leave me empty handed Don't leave me like this Don't leave me stranded Don't leave me now Don't leave me... Wasn't it you Who brought me here To the place lovers go Just look at these arms Reaching out to you You said that you'd always care I just turned around And there's nobody there Don't leave me like this Don't leave me stranded If you walk away now You leave me empty handed Don't leave me like this Don't leave me stranded Don't leave me now Don't leave me... You said that you'd always care I just turned around and there's nobody there Don't leave me like... Don't leave me like this Don't leave me stranded If you walk away now You leave me empty handed Don't leave me like this Don't leave me s

Strangers On Friends List.
What is it with people on the net calling someone a friend just because they added another to their fake ass friends list their so fucking lame.for most of you don't know that you have to talk to the ones you add on a regular basis and show interest in their lives by asking questions about them to become true friends.take note.this is the only fucking way to become friends.

Stranger Than Fiction
Five Finger Death Punch It's stranger than fiction How you've decayed It must be so lonely Lost within your ways You're born alone, you die alone The rest is your's to fill the gap The world goes on without you here Adjust or just collapse Is this what you wanted to be Alone standing by yourself Is this all you wanted to be Or was that a cry for help By yourself, by yourself, by yourself Threw old grenades You throw in vain I can't believe you'd stoop so low Of all the things you took away I miss my mind the most Is this what you wanted to be Alone standing by yourself Is this all you wanted to be Or was that a cry for help By yourself, by yourself, by yourself Is this what you wanted to be Alone standing by yourself Is this all you wanted to be OR WAS THAT A CRY FOR HELP! It's stranger than fiction How you've decayed It must be so lonely Lost within your ways

Strange Currencies
I don't know why you're mean to me When I call on the telephone And I don't know what you mean to me But I want to turn you on, turn you up, figure you out, I want to take you on These words, "You will be mine" These words, "You will be mine" all the time The fool might be my middle name But I'd be foolish not to say I'm going to make whatever it takes, Ring you up, call you down, sign your name, secret love, Make it rhyme, take you in, and make you mine These words, "You will be mine" These words, "You will be mine" all the time, oh I tripped and fell. Did I fall? What I want to feel, I want to feel it now You know with love come strange currencies And here is my appeal: I need a chance, a second chance, a third chance, a fourth chance, A word, a signal, a nod, a little breath Just to fool myself, to catch myself, to make it real, real These words, "You will be mine" These words, "You will be mine" all the time, oh These words, "You will be mine" T

A Stranger
Cast the calming apple Up and over satellites To draw out the timid wild one To convince you it's alright And I listen for the whisper Of your sweet insanity while I formulate Denials of your affect on me You're a stranger So what do I care You vanish today Not the first time I hear All the lies What am I to do with all this silence Shy away, shy away phantom Run away terrified child Won't you move away you fucking tornado I'm better off without you Tearing my will down

Strange Sex Laws
In Florida, having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal. In Tibet, many years ago, the law required all women prostitute themselves. This was seen as a way to gain sexual experience prior to marriage. "Female breasts," according to the Arizona Supreme Court, don't constitute "private parts" under state law. The Asiatic Huns punished convicted male rapists and adulterers with castration. Female adulterers were merely cut in two. The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation. The T'ang Dynasty Empress Wu Hu passed a special law concerning oral sex. She felt that a woman pleasuring a man represented the supremacy of the male over the female. Therefore, she insisted all visiting male dignitaries show their respect by pleasuring her orally when meeting. The empress would throw open her robe and her guest would kneel before her and kiss her genitals. In London, it's illegal to have sex on a parked motorcycle. There is, in fact, an Illinois law that prohibits

Strange Day
I had the strangest day yesterday. I was walking down the road. When I went to cross the street this huge 1973 cadillac hit the gas. I barely jumped out of the way. Approximately 5 minutes later the car hit the breaks right next to me. The driver jumped out and pulled a gun. I was scared shitless! He pulled the trigger and shot the raccoon behind me. A second later a PETA person jumped out of the bushes and shot the guy in the head. I have never seen brain soup before.

Straight Out Of Tv
Had a lady at the hospital this week who was 36 weeks pregnant and had no idea. How does that happen!? She was a petite woman. She went into her clinic for abdominal pain and found out she was pregnant. She looked pregnant, small but you could tell. I don't get it. She must have some major mental illness or something. Goes to show even educated people are just as jacked up as the rest of us.

Stray Bullet
I am your holy totem, I am your sick taboo, Radical and Radiant, I am your your nightmare coming true, I am your worst enemy, I am your dearest friend, Malignantly Malevolent I am of divine descent. I have come to rock your world, I have come to shake your faith, Anathematic Anarchist, I have come to take my place. I am your unconsciousness, I am unrestrained excess, metamorphic restlessness, I am your unexpectedness. I am your Apocalypse I am your belief unwrought, Monolithic juggernaut the illegitimate son of God. Stray Bullet from the Barrel of Love Stray Bullet from the Heaven's Above, Stray Bullet ready or not the illegitimate son of God. -KMFDM

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Stranger In The Mirror
the image is clear , but who is this person, staring back at me , nothing looks familiar , shimmers of tears reflecting in eyes , that once were gray blue replaced with violet contacts, no longer do my glasses sit on my face .....you hated them .... touching my face ...tracing the contours ... the bump on nose gone you didnt like the deformity of it , no longer is my skin the pale but a fake tan in its place , a strand of hair slides over , touching its glossiness once was it a honey red now a platinum blonde ... you wanted this color so much ,.... gazing down at my body i see no longer the curves i had , but an athletic toned one ...... who is this stranger staring back at me , where did i go , you said you love me but is it me you truly love or the image you created , my thoughts are the same, but you dont ask for them , you decide what i say and think now, gone is the nights of endless talking , instead you find comfort in telling me what you

A Stranger
A stranger appeared before my eyes,i was drawn to him before i could realize. Some people you meet and don't know why,they come into your life,when you don't even try. I met this stranger the other day all i want is to see him someday,the thoughts of him flood my mind. He was oh so soothing,oh so kind it's hard to understand,it's not a joke. We connected even before we spoke the room was crowded but it was plain to see there was noone around just him,just me. We were drawn together like a moth to a flame. Seemed hard to believe i didn't even know his real name. Our screen names alone brought us together,We connected and changed our lives forever. We seemed so comfortable with each other,there was no need to screen,noneed to cover. We had so much in common,so much to say. Neither wanted the night to go away,we talked of ourselfs and soon could see. This brief encounter was meant to be. Some people you find and don't know why ,come into your life and make you fly. We were br

Strawberries And Cream????
You are spending your first night at the house of the woman of your dreams. You're lying in her bed waiting for her to join you. She comes into the room carrying a covered tray. She sets the tray down on the nightstand and goes back out into the hall. She comes back into the room carrying a bottle of champagne. She climbs onto the bed beside you and says, "We're going to have a midnight snack." You smile at her and agree. She holds up her finger and continues, "But, we can only use our mouths and each other's bodies to eat from or drink off of." You smile slyly at her and pull the cover off of the tray. She has strawberries and whipped cream spread out on the tray and your mind begins to wander with visions of what you plan on doing to her with your midnight snack. You flip her over onto her back and grab the champagne. Pouring it into her belly button and using your mouth to suck the liquid out of it. You then grab the whipped cream and spray it around her breasts and down her stomach

Strange Sex Laws
-- In Bakersfield, California, anyone having intercourse with Satan must use a condom. (An asbestos one we presume.) -- In Oblong, Illinois, it's punishable by law to make love while hunting or fishing on your wedding day. -- In Minnesota, it is illegal for any man to have sexual intercourse with a live fish. (Apparently it's OK for woman.) -- No man is allowed to make love to his wife with the smell of garlic, onions, or sardines on his breath in Alexandria, Minnesota. If his wife so requests, law mandates that he must brush his teeth. -- Warn your hubby that after lovemaking in Ames, Iowa, he isn't allowed to take more than three gulps of beer while lying in bed with you -- or holding you in his arms. -- Bozeman, Montana, has a law that bans all sexual activity between members of the opposite sex in the front yard of a home after sundown -- if they're nude. -- In hotels in Sioux Falls, South Dakota, every room is required to have twin beds. And t

Stranger Than Fiction ~five Finger Death Punch
It's stranger than fictionHow you've decayedIt must be so lonelyLost within your waysYou're born alone, you die aloneThe rest is your's to fill the gapThe world goes on without you hereAdjust or just collapseIs this what you wanted to beAlone standing by yourselfIs this all you wanted to beOr was that a cry for helpBy yourself, by yourself, by yourselfThrew old grenadesYou throw in vainI can't believe you'd stoop so lowOf all the things you took awayI miss my mind the mostIs this what you wanted to beAlone standing by yourselfIs this all you wanted to beOr was that a cry for helpBy yourself, by yourself, by yourselfIs this what you wanted to beAlone standing by yourselfIs this all you wanted to beOR WAS THAT A CRY FOR HELP!It's stranger than fictionHow you've decayedIt must be so lonelyLost within your ways

Strange..
I love meeting new people and studying them. It's always been something I've been good at. I met this guy a few months ago. He's an awesome guy. He puts on this very happy front.. smiles at everyone.. makes silly jokes.. a really laid back guy.. but each time I get a good look into his eyes.. I drown in negative emotion. call me empathic, or whatever.. but I swear to god this guy is overcome with despair. and it makes me really sad.. I feel so bad for him.. I really want to help him out, lend out a helping hand or a shoulder to lean on.. But I really don't know what to do..

Strangest Text Messages Ever
I feel bad for this chick.. but i have NO idea what is going on... shes blue, i am orange Whos this? **** whos this found this number on my phone bill, just wondering why there are so many txts and who it was well who is this first tell me if u male or female not playing this little game with you tell me who you are or don't text again not a game, just wanna know if ur a female-cuz ur number is on my husbands bill. now, "****" my name is shyla. and i hope 4 ur sake ur sake ur not a female who is your husband? i am married too so i don't know why my number would be on someone's phone doesn't matter who he is. u should know how many married men u talk to. u just answered my question I have a lot of friends but honestly have no idea who this is or who you are whatever.thanks. try 2 keep my husband out of ur "friends" If i knew who he was that might be possible oh it will be a possible bitch. its gonna be a definite sweetie you are getting mad at the wrong person i really

Strange Facts About Me
Ok lets see when I go in a elevator I almost always look in the corner. Im alittle closterphobic ( holy shit I spelled that right damn ) I also get really lightheaded in them to. I bite my nails , I hate it but have done it since I was tiny. I have had the fake nails before and never really bite on them. Who knows why Im like that but oh well.I like to say I have a oral fetish lol I have a small bladder so I pee alot. Now for those of you with a peeing fetish umm NO dont even think about it. I also hate having my feet touched im like anti foot fetish. I sing alot when I drive and dance. I have even stopped on a dirt road pulled out my kids and danced around my truck. Before I got rockband and guitar hero we would dance around singing with spoons. I have a fear of zombies, it started when I read a article about zombie dogs they actually kill dogs for a hour and pump some stuff in them then put there blood back in them and bring them back to life. I know zombies arent real and und

Strategic Wrestling Game Online
Hello Gerard West here to let you guys in on a game known as MSC Wrestling or Masters of the Squared Circle. Basically what this is about is strategy and knowing how to work around your opponents. This game is indepth with moves and game play. No you do not control your wrestlers but you play in a different style of turn based action. Basically you dont attack once and then exchange control. If you are interested you can always go check it out at www.mscwrestling.net Just make sure you let them know MrRKO sent you. Thanks for the support.

Strange Survey
Have you ever licked the back of a CD to try to get it to work?:: Gross... but I've spit on a kleenex to clean oneWhat's the largest age difference between yourself and someone you’ve dated?:: 10 years Ever been in a car wreck?:: Nothing majorWere you popular in high school?:: Define PopularHave you ever been on a blind date?:: That would be a big fat no... Are looks important?:: To initially grab my attention, but it takes personality & a brain to keep it ;) Do you have any friends that you've known for 10 years or more??:: AbsolutelyBy what age would you like to be married?:: DunnoDoes the number of people a person's slept with affect your view of them?:: Not reallyHave you ever made a mistake?:: Am I a living breathing pile of flesh & bone? Of course I have.Are you a good tipper?: As a former Bartender & Waitress, I always tip well for GOOD service. What's the most you have spent for a haircut?:: Haircut $25... everything else that they told me I needed... $100+ Have

Strawberry
I KNOW A GIRL SHE'S A BEAUTIFUL THING WITH ICE BLUE EYES SHE PULLS ON MY HEARTSTRINGS SHE'S SUCH A TREAT A TRUE ONE OF A KIND FRIENDSHIP LIKE HERS IS HARD TO FIND I CALL HER STRAWBERRY STRAWBERRY,IT'S TRUE STRAWBERRY ,STRAWBERRY I LOVIE YOU SHE'S GOT A GRIN THAT COULD LIGHT UP THE ROOM WE'RE ONLY FRIENDS BUT SHE STILL MAKES ME SWOON SHE LUVS HER JACK SHE'LL DRINK YOU UNDER THE TABLE TILL YOU'RE NOT ABLE TO MOVE. I CALL HER STRAWBERRY STRAWBERRY,IT'S TRUE STRAWBERRY ,STRAWBERRY I LOVIE YOU SHE IS SWEETER THAN THE FRUIT PICKED FRESH FROM THE VINE A YUMMY POPTART TURNED INTO A FINE FINE WINE SHE'LL PUT A SMILE ON MY FACE EVERY SINGLE TIME AND SHE KNOWS HOW TO KEEP ME IN LINE I CALL HER STRAWBERRY STRAWBERRY,IT'S TRUE STRAWBERRY ,STRAWBERRY I LOVIE YOU

Straightjacket Sucide Song "love You Dear"
You hear the words i saybut they don't mean shit to you.I have feelings tooThey turn on when your gone.Somehow it's always misery that remainsand it's only tie is you.Maybe I should cut you looseor I'll end up in a noose. (Chorus)Better yet, just wake me when your goneCall me on your cellTell me all the thingsThat you couldn't say to me.Tell me that I suckand how you don't give a fuck.I'm a waste of time and spaceand a disappointment too.Loving memoriesYes dear, I love you tooSweet lies whispered in my earToo bad I was never quite enough,to get through to you.Better listen upBefore this happens to youIt'll be too late when I'm gone. (Chorus Repeats) Fuck it, I'm through with youEspecially after all the bullshit you put me throughYour lies and games had me sown upNow mentioning your name makes me throw upMaybe you were rightI don't love you. Song, lyrics and all expressed and unexpressed right of this song is property of Shaun Dean/Straightjacket Suicide. Copyright infringement

Straqngers In The Night
Stranger In The Night I decided to take a week vacation. I had won a week getaway to a luxurious Mansion In Savannah Georgia and desperately needed a break. On the train ride from Chattanooga to Savannah I sat across from this handsome southern gentleman. It seemed his eyes burned though me like fiery embers in the winters snow. I smiled and tried not to let it show how much his eyes intensified the burning passion I seem to have thought burnt out long ago. Part of me wanted him to speak , part of me wished I wasn't here at this moment of time. As we rode onward he never once looked away or seemed embarrassed of invading my comfort zone with his peering eyes. This excited me and made me nervous all at the same time. I felt my panties getting damp as we sat across from each other just staring. When we arrived in the train station in Savannah there was tourist bus waiting to drive me to the Mansion as I climbed on the bus the man followed. I'm thinking to myself you have

Strange Things
i know people often misrepresent themselves online and often in life ... not sure why but they do .... the cries of i am sick or i am hurt or i am alone when they are not sick or hurt or are actually married all the while lookin for the next best thing to come along. i never will understand .. there are things i dont share with people who mean lil to nothing to me or am embarrassed to share with just about anyone but those closest to me ... i am confused why someone would say they do this or that ... one thing that kills me is when people claim to be nurses or docs and give medical advice online ... a pet peeve of mine ... anywho from miss open book i just wanted to vent a bit and express to my friends ... honor yourselves and proclaim truth and honor and blessings will fall upon ya.

Straight From The Heart"
i am really disappointed to see a friend suspecting me of something that i am not doing. let me tell this straight... by joke or whatever it is .. alley jaguar calls me his mistress.. just for fu fun.... pete call me his darling myles.... and others baby etc.. i have some great friends here... i do appreciate the friendship that they are sharing with me. to all my fubar friends.. thank you. i have few other favorites here.. like dizzywonder , whom i call fudaddy, he decided to leave fubar few weeks ago, matt, and john maloney, captain rat, steve, and myluv,paul , ravinglunatic,popey and if ther are others that are not mention, sorry , it doesnt mean that you are not special, maybe i'd just could not remeber your names here.... of course my oldest friend on here taznix.. and here is my sentiment.... mo longchamps, is someone really dear and special for me, just like you guys, we are just seeing and sometimes chat , just on here, i am always sweet and close to him... and m

Strange
Up in this place, we all have painWe all have a reason and we all have chainsUp in this place, we all have namesWe're all a bit different and we're all a bit strangeUp in this place, we all have painWe all have a reason and we all have chainsUp in this place, we all have namesWe're all a bit different and we're all a bit strangeEveryday is just another fuckin' thing in my wayTill the wings of the Angel of Death take me awayEvery breath is a waste and every step is erasedTo get me to that restin' place where I'll eventually layI was pulled into this world and I was forced to breatheEveryday I get the feeling I was born to bleedI exist on this planet full of panic and greedPraying on the fuckin' day escape is granted to me - HELP MEAnd everyday that I've been stuck up in this fuck of a messI keep on dreamin' that these deamons jump up out of my chestThey're controlling my brainwaves and stealing my soulAt night they're syphoning the life out of me leaving me coldI need a break from the

The Straight Low Down
Okay so here I am back to fu..again lol after a some what short absence. there are things I am doing different on this go around so I just wanted to talk a little bit about it here. First its okay to give me complimets..no really it is lol second of all I am flirty persom, just deal with it, if you cant move on, your in for some serious heart break. I am easy going and will befriend everyone, last time I excluded the 1000000 friend types as I guessed any real convo with somone who had so many friends would be impossible; turns out I was wrong and im plenty man enough to admitt that when it happens..rarely as it does lmao!! Am I a confident person...are you serious lol do you even have to ask, doesnt mean im arrogant, I can back up everything I say but sometimes I lay it on a little thick just to get a laugh or two:). alright more to come on here good enough for now and comment on this stuff will ya:) thanks loves and hugs, Jc

The Stray Dog
Okay! So this all started Friday 7-10-09. The doctor I work for is going around the office looking for somebody to adopt this stray dog. After some time he seems to convince the office manager aka granny. This dog was a Dachshund, I say over 10 years old. The person that found him stated that he was like 6. Anyways! Lets continue, Granny ends up taking this dog home on Friday evening and loves it. Well till Sunday comes around I get a phone call from her asking if I wanted the dog. Well I then start to question her asking what is wrong with the dog and why didn't she want him no more. She then proceeds to tell me that the dog is depressed and lonely, that he needed a big family with kids. (Lets not forget I live in a big house with three kids and other people) As we proceed I agree to take this dog in on Monday, I bring him home, he is doing great the kids love him and my other dog Woody loves him! This was around 7pm. Everything was great Mr.Weenie (the stray) was fitting in

Stranger In My Arms
Stranger in my armsby: Ashton MullenI was so warmYou felt so rightand in your eyesI saw this light.I trusted youand loved you dearwhen I was with youI felt no fear.Your hair was blondeyour eyes were greenyou were kind to meand never mean.Our love was strongOur love was pureWithout each otherWe'd die for sure.You took my handand promised methat you were mineand you'd never leave me.But then one dayI felt this chillyour light was dimour love grew ill.My trust was fadingand I grew fearYou felt so distantwhen I drew you near.Your temper was shortyou drove me insaneyou brought me to tearsand caused me pain.You ended usand here I sitbroken heartedand pondering it.Who is this man I'd hold at nightWho is this manwho's lost his light.This can't be himHe wouldn't do thisbreak my heartand still feel bliss.Who is this strangerwho left me alonethe man I lovewouldn't leave me disowned.I love this man with all my soulbut he has changedand I'm no longer whole.He has my heartbut he is goneand I lay her

The Stranger In My Heart
i've fallen for a stranger... my heart he has stolen, but he does not know. i wish i could tell him... but another has stolen his. i see him frolic with his new love, while i watch in agony as my heart shatters... tell me oh broken heart of mine, what am i to do? you tell me to forget, but how, when he shown me that i can love so deeply. how am i to forget when my heart yearns for his touch, his love, his very soul? i beg of you, do not wish me to forget, for i have fallen so terribly in love with a stranger. a stranger i can never have in my arms... i pray to the gods above. hear my pleas and answer my prayers, guide my forsaken lover to my tender, broken heart, for only he can heal the wounds that were unitentionally inflicted upon my soul... Sincerely yours, Raven Renae Cassiana

Strange Minds!!! Lol
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Straight From Scrapper And The F Word To You!
It's always fubar's fault when things go wrong. Every day people contact me and swear on their first born child that our site is broken. Well, if I or my bouncer team tell you that your issues are personal computer issues, please listen to us. Updating your web browser, java and doing whatever system updates your old computer might throw at you solves 95% of the problems. I take every site complaint seriously and we are here to help, but before you cry to us, please be sure to try and help yourself. You can do it...the fu is with you!

Stranger
Stranger Strangers in dreams can be very puzzling. Most often they are simply displaced persons and images that are drawn from the list of persons we know by face and name (sometimes they represent our own anima or animus). Strangers can reveal a tremendous amount of information about how we are experiencing the world. Different theorists have offered numerous explanations of who these characters are and how they worked into our psyches. Organizing the cast list is a useful endeavor for interpreting any dream. Anima/Animus as Stranger Carl Jung theorized that in the Self there were female counterparts to the male personality and male counterparts to the female personality. These counterparts are psychic projections that appear to us in dreams. When a female stranger shows up in a man's dream, her behavior can be a projection of the feminine side of his personality. This is conversely true for women who dream of male strangers. These strangers don't often have sex appeal for the d

Straight Shoot About My Aunt's Suicide 2 Yrs Ago
Alright folks, it's time for the feelings to be put out there and my issues need to be addressed tonight. For those who knew me, or who I told about this, my aunt Kathy took her own life via overdose on August 14, 2007. This Friday marks 2 years. Since August 21, 2007, I've held a bit of a grudge against my aunt Mary over Kathy's suicide. Why? The fact is that my aunt Kathy maybe wouldn't have killed herself, in my opinion, if my aunt Mary hadn't been stealing from Kathy. Sure, there were other factors...but it's been my belief that Mary was the main factor. As such, I've basically for two years labeled Mary a murderer. Her involvement may not have actually BEEN direct, but to me it may as well have been. I don't know what the final straw was. Maybe it was the man she liked, rejecting her yet again. Maybe it WAS aunt Mary. Regardless, all I know is that for two years I've held on to these feelings of hurt and betrayal...of disgust...and of hate. But no more. That ends here a

Strange You Never Knew
I've knocked down all your walls inside you & I pierced into your heart Now I want to hold the hand inside you I want to graze your scars Live out your life, but don't go into the dark If you linger to much you'll come apart You'll want to feed the monster The colors in your eyes will disappear Fade into you Strange you never knew I'm fading into you Yes, I think its strange you never knew A stranger comes in slowly A stranger comes & holds your hand You put your hands over your head A smile comes & covers your heart Fade into you Strange you never knew I'm fading into you Yes, I think its strange you never knew.

Strangers Scrolling By.....
Here I am again mezmorized by all the various people forever scrolling by on my monitor. So many different people.....so many different stories to tell. Watch as all the beautiul women pass by right before my eyes. The biggest shame is that most will never know that you exist. Most will never take the time to stop and get to know you. In this cyber-world....each and every person is on for the most part, a level playing field. You never really know who someone is......you never know just how honest a person is. It is more akin to gambling that any other sport....yet the effects of the possible contact with a total stranger makes the time here as intoxicating as any liquor or illegal drug! Take the time to stop and get to know someone....you never know if your missing the chance to make a lifelong friend, have a close relationship or even just find someone to talk to. Take a chance and see!!!

Stranded By Plumb
You know it only breaks my heartTo see you standing in the dark aloneWaiting there for me to come backI'm too afraid to showIf it's coming over youLike it's coming over meI'm crashing like a tidal waveThat drags me out to the seaAnd I wanna be with youAnd you wanna be with meI'm crashing like a tidal waveAnd I don't wanna beStranded,(stranded) stranded(stranded), stranded(stranded), stranded(stranded)I can only take so muchThese tears are turning me to rustI know you're waiting there for me tocome backI'm to afraid too showIf it's coming over youLike it's coming over meI'm crashing like a tidal waveThat drags me out to the seaAnd I wanna be with youAnd you wanna be with meI'm crashing like a tidal waveAnd I don't wanna beStranded,(stranded) stranded(stranded), stranded(stranded), stranded(stranded)(stranded)I miss you, (stranded)I need you(stranded)Without you, I'm stranded(stranded)I love you (stranded)so come backI'm not afraid to showIf it's coming over youLike it's coming over meI'

The Strange Phenomenon In Wedding Dress
Custom wedding gown is no longer strange any more for people who are willing to enjoy fashion and life when they mean to marry. But when they prepared for their wedding, there have some strange phenomenon arise.Custom flower girl dress obviously increased, according to some custom wedding dress website statistics. Would this show some problems? I see, maybe people they rarely notice wedding style begin to change their mind and enjoy fashion. More and more people choose black color when they custom bridesmaid dress, that also seems strange. Perhaps that is not caused the effect “this sauce is better than the fish” is the best answer.According to website staff said, custom mother of the bride dresses people often request rush service for their dresses shipment. If you can think it over you will find that is understood very simple, they usually very busy to make things for their sons or daughters, but at the last they just find their dresses not choose yet. Compared with this,

Strange Looking Busty Babe
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Stranded.... Lyrics By Lance Martelli
The Pain I feel is crushing me, like a thousand fists on top of me, they fall so fast its hard to see, but everything feels broken, you look at me and all you find, is a creature that is locked inside, I try to run but cannot hide, cause every word you've spoken... Was a shot in the dark, a kick in the face, but still I'd never leave this place, Cause apart from you I cannot chase, An emptiness less tainted, by a beacon of hope, or truth in a lie, An immortal that bleeds, or a fire that cries, and the tears I wipe from off your eyes, they have left me feeling stranded. I try to kill the hurt i feel, but nothing in this world seems real, I cry alone and try to deal, but you were all I needed, to keep my head above the ground, to keep my world from crashing down, But now that you are not around, my heart feels so depleted... It's a shot in the dark, a kick in the face, but still I'd never leave this place, Cause apart from you I cannot chase, An emptiness less tainted, by a beacon

Stranger Danger!!
So I just got a couple of random texts from an unknown matt on my phone claiming im lying about not being some emma chick and wants a pic of me as proof. Silly rabbit I tell yahs,even thou I sense I could have some fun with this when my husband gets home and take a pic of him and claim that it is me. could work in my favor of getting a good giggle outta it. later days~!

Strange Fish.
I found myself nostolgically watching Telemundo.Thinking back to those first few days...you kinda looked out for me.Likeyou had something invested.Like I could trust you. Trust is a pretty big thing for a neurotic kid like me.The kind of guy that gets an overdose any time someone walks behind himand he catches a whiff of malcontent, or a murmor of babble.I'd like to be able to help it.To be in my safe place all the timebut experience has taught me to be cau...paranoid.Paranoid is good. Paranoid is safe(r). There was something about itprobably wasn't such a big thing to youbecause it came so naturally. There was no intent behind your words.No secret pendulum sway to your actions.I haven't seen or felt anything like that in years. Like I was already in my hammocklistening to european ambient smoldering havannah's finest in an old coffee tin.Pilaf in the oven. Paw prints in the white sand.Straw hat over my eyes.Goddess at my door. You made it alright to be meeven for just a moment.Wh

Stranded - 1/28/09
STRANDED Nothing makes the blade of your mind as sharp as betrayal Dulling your conscious thought of wrong and right Before they came to fill you with light You were stranded, waiting in the tribunal But here you are now Breathing in, breathing out; so small a trip One step, two steps, down the center lane As you carry the coffer of your soul Sounds faded and vision blurred Allowing your deliverance to bear the torn scream of, “YES! This day it will start!” And so it did So subtly did it have you consumed So blatantly cavalier was your assurance Of the day you would hold them forever Yes! Forever, they are yours. No matter their deeds, no matter their lies The bars of a prison are seen from both sides Feeling so cold and smooth As you must remember to be Here you are, stranded again Oh, but not for long; lose the couth Mark every breath, measure every step Embrace the repetition of that last scene You know the one The very one that gleaned th

Stranger Fish
"She hates me doesn't she?" The salad is on, and I'm pecking at a none too compliant keyboard pretending I'm the next hot shit since Hemmingway glasses, 3/4 ringer shirt, boxers and black socks. What? They were warm. I stop and rub my eyes. This one was going nowhere anyway. I'd swear I wrote this damn story when I was in highschool. "Who? Mom? She's just ... off like that." I sink my fingers back into place but the chirupping neurotic dinnermate that stayed for pancakes, and then for lunch... and then for march just wouldn't stop "No your dog." I look at the giant lump of meat and bones on the floorlook at the number two bitch in this housego back to typing. "Well duh, you keep taking her side of the bed."In all fairness, it was her side first.And she only kicks me in her sleep about once a month... To think, it started with a toothbrush. Before long she'll enthusiastically tell me she's on the pillI can stop wrapping my first mate! ... not happening.Been there, sung that,

Strange Dream
The waves are coming in Curling around my ankles I'm sinking in deep Faster than I expected See you there on the horizon As the sun bids farewell Soft orange surrounds you As the light diminishes You're a silhouette Far out of reach Out in the sea

Strange Phenomena
So, I've been hunting for a chick FOREVER. And I found a perfect one on craigslist, just my type. But now that I did... I am not as excited about this than when I was searching. To make things worse, she actually wants me to talk to her. Yesterday we talked a bunch, and I had to tell her my cell was dying, and my messenger wasnt working. I dont want her as a friend, but as someoen with huge boobs and a vagina. Is it too much to ask that they dont talk?? Ughh...

Strangers Is What We Have Become...
at one time we had love.we had it all.when it the world did itall fall.was it a month agoor maybe a yearwas it caused by to many tears.months upon monthsof passing in the hall,and many morewith out even a call.the distance has madeit. to where we donteven talk. Now we areStrangers that have drifted apart.

Stranger Than Fiction
I had 700 junk mails today. Here are some of the best/most misleading/weird. 1. No plugs, no wire, no hands. guess what this was for... A. a phone, B. a vibrator, C. new software. 2. Overlooked tips regarding garage safety. garage safety is serious fucking be-niss for realz. 3. Igore Coks' tips for your best year ever. ok this on is actually an on the level real estate e-mail. Just an unfortunate name. 4. 15 minutes will get you the cash you need. Duh! I did have a sugar daddy for a while. 5. From Mr. Bright. [spam] november 23, 2009 it cuts down on so much confusion when they tell you it's spam in the subject line. spam fail. 6.From search yourself - find out who has been searching for you. was it me? was I searching myself? 7. Taurus, you may have to let go of your defensiveness. YOU let go of YOUR defensiveness. 8. Get your jollies on Cyber monday. hahahahaha. actually this was for a sale. 9. Daily dildo access for free fucking finally! 10. Beyond SaaS: everything

The Stranger
Questions go unanswered I think to much they say Feels as if my heart is dead already Like everything was taken away I want to cry But I hold back the tears Cause I never can voice my opinion Even when I do It falls on cold deaf ears I'm the stranger you once fell in love with I'm the stranger that thinks to fucking much

The Strangness..
It is strange if you ponder. How large the world is but how shrunk it can be thanks to technology. The internet has let us reach many places and people we normally would never talk to, and it instills in us a curiosity that even with the closeness of the virtual world known as the world wide web. That there is still but a great distance between all of us. Some are nearer while others are farther. Then a intimate concideration is struck between two people, and that great distance and sometimes that ever looming ocean. Brings the hope and wild thoughts down to ground level. Yet then we forget that there was a time. When soldiers were lost in trenchs a ocean away, their loves remained strong. Yet while things grow closer, they seem farther. We let the great distance divide our hopes and dreams into things we might behold. We fail to relise those that dream bigger then where they stand normally attain it or a monicore of it. Be it in bussiness or love. It is those who see only obsticales

Strange Encounters And The Ability To Grieve~by Jd
Funny how in a matter of seconds, Someone unexpectedly can share with you their world, One small act of kindness, The people in this life struggle and just need someone to listen close. A little gesture and a genuine smile, For someone to open up and you learn alot from a little, Two complete strangers walking different directions in life, Funny but fortunate is what i call "real life". Pain seen through the eyes of the beholder, Yet still determined to hold onto what matters most, I fight the painful struggle every moment of my life, I am trying to stay above the current and i know just how it feels. Yet the stories are so different, Mine is my personal struggle, Yours is the beginning of a tremendous amount of pain, You dont feel sorry because of the lose, This pain only comes when it finally sets in life has changed all thatr you've ever known. I stood at these crossroads before, Came down to the point i no longer has a choice, I walked away from everything i ever had

Strangers Passion
Strangers’ Passion It was a warm summer evening And the sun is beginning to set The heat of the passion within me The moment’s dreams I won't forget. I look up and see this stranger Walking closer and closer still He lies beside me in the sand With passion my body did fill You grab my face with both your hands And bring it into a sensual kiss I try to pull my face away Whisper, Baby just trusts me on this... You kiss my neck, nibble ears And I can't help but do the same. Passion that’s deep within my soul Yet I don't even know your name Without a word you hand slides down Then pushing my legs open wide Your fingers begin to wander Starting to penetrate deep inside With a loud moan and a deep gasp I feel you touch my hardened clit With your lips kissing down me now And you begin suckling on my tits My passion growing much deeper Can no longer resist the urge I kiss your neck and reach way down You scream from the electric surge. I grab your cock and slowly stroke Creat

Stray Coal.
I didn't recognize her face at first.But the sentiment was behind the distorted glass.Steam and pellets pelting the panes.A lifetime. That's what the letter said.In such vibrant ink. In such vivid sensationI take one step through the threshold.Placing dry hands on wetcool lips on warmthick on nude.This is the part whereI forget to ask if you're having the same dream Dawn comes fifty years too soon.The reason fades, but the wish remains.All through thirty irrate callsand two cups of black ceylon.A trillion bursting synapsesa cold delivery, another missed opportunity all I can think to do is draw your face in another daydreamand float further than I could ever sink.my hands falling through the floormy eyes rolling to blackforget how to breatheforget how to bejust experience. A new, warm empty.Safe and closed. til two sharp taps rouse me from my slumberand I greet the faye smile I had summoned in my lonliness. Now about that kiss.

Strategies
What kind of a crew are we ? Where do we want to build to? What are our goals? What determines a call for war? (only the Boss or UnderBoss can call a war or truce) What preperations are needed before goin to war?

Strangers
at one time we had love.we had it all.when it the world did itall fall.was it a month agoor maybe a yearwas it caused by to many tears.months upon monthsof passing in the hall,and many morewith out even a call.the distance has madeit. to where we donteven talk. Now we areStrangers that have drifted apart.

Straight From Satan Himself
Headaches, migraines, stress headaches, or tension headaches are straight from Satan himself. Yesterday was such a good day! It was nice outside, it was Friday, I was looking forward to eating Mexican food, and I was for all purposes headache free. BAM!!!!! 1:30am this morning and the pain wakes me up like an ice pick in the ear. I got up took a Fioricet and a shot of my Stadol nose spray to hopefully cut the headache off before it got super bad.......mission failed. The river dancing midgets have returned and have learned a new dance. Yes I'm whining because I never whine about my headaches. I usually curl up and let them run their course but I'm tired of having a headache EVERY day. I'm tired of being afraid to go places because a headache may hit and I end up in the bed for days. FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK HEADACHES!!!!!! Now back to your regularly scheduled boring ass mumms.

Strategic Photos
The next thing I want to bring up is all the profiles with Strategic photos, the ones that show face and all the cleavage. You go to a profile and you see several to a couple of hundred pictures of a woman and all you see is face and cleavage from the overhead, the Birds eye view. Lets get real ladies, if you are taking only the overhead Birds eye shots obviously you are hiding something. If you have something to hide go elsewhere to sucker guys and many of you do. Some of you should seriously consider spending alot less time on FUBAR and alot more time in the gym or outdoors exercising. If you think I am pciking on people and/or being mean ............ I have struggled to maintain a level of fitness and remain within Army height and weight standards for the last 26 years. I walk with my daughter and Classc1 on a regular basis. Take a look at her page (Classc1), fresh photos taken within days. She looks pheonomenal, you cant tell she is a mom and had a normal pregnancy. I think

Strange.......
when i first was asked to join "fubar" it was an experience..im not much into chat but love to make new friends....here,,im not sure what the thing is..points.....levels....it seems to make friends here is a little harder than it needs to be....u have people who become a friends...then never interact......then u have people whe interact once then never again...then u have people who become friends but never conversate.....ive really never experienced anything like Fubar before..it a great site but as in most, there r people who take it way to seriously and those who r just greedy for points then there r those who just seem to have severe emotional problems.....anyway......it would be nice to meet ordinary everyday people who just like to chat from time to time...does anyone feel the same way? weather you do or not....its good to write down thoughts. Asta!!

Strangers
Strangers As you stood naked beside your bed, you pondered your decision to let this stranger into your life. We had never spoken, nor seen each other’s pics, other than a couple I posted on the net. But as you stood there, your emotions were running high, the thought of this man touching you, exploring you, had you so excited, you were trembling. The time was near, the door handle turned and the door slowly opened. You stood there, your back to him in the half dark, you heard him move towards you, then stop, the slight noise as you heard buttons click undone, and clothing hitting the floor. Not a word was exchanged, as we had agreed. Your anticipation was getting the better of you, as with one more step he was behind you, his silhouette on the wall towering over you, his 6’3, solid frame erasing your shadow from the wall. Suddenly his fingers sat on your shoulder blades, you trembled from his touch, but he was nervous too. He was so gentle for a big man, his

Strangers
As you stood naked beside your bed, you pondered your decision to let this stranger into your life. We had never spoken, nor seen each other’s pics, other than a couple I posted on the net. But as you stood there, your emotions were running high, the thought of this man touching you, exploring you, had you so excited, you were trembling. The time was near, the door handle turned and the door slowly opened. You stood there, your back to him in the half dark, you heard him move towards you, then stop, the slight noise as you heard buttons click undone, and clothing hitting the floor. Not a word was exchanged, as we had agreed. Your anticipation was getting the better of you, as with one more step he was behind you, his silhouette on the wall towering over you, his 6’3, solid frame erasing your shadow from the wall. Suddenly his fingers sat on your shoulder blades, you trembled from his touch, but he was nervous too. He was so gentle for a big man, his fingers cares

Strange What Some People Will Say......
Had a couple of days off this week with hubby and my mother in law. We were out and about...Or as the Canadians would say..Oout and aboout and had some lunch downtown. Went to this one place that had rocking chairs so we sat and rocked and people watched for a bit. This man walks by holding his daughter and off they go into one of the shops. My mother in law says to me "That little girl has slanty eyes." I just blinked. She then proceeds to say "I wonder if her mother is Chinese or maybe she's Japanese. I didn't see which way the little girl's eyes were slanted." I was like I didn't say a thing. Just kept shaking my head over and over and saying "Holy hell" to myself.

Strange Fu-happenings
Something strange is going on in fu-land lately...alien invasion, perhaps? Mel is whoring and trying to become blast queen and dethrone Misfit. J is now whoring. Helly is being NICE. Sproet is being a bitch. Misfit sent me a friend request with a love note in the message. Misfit added me to her family and I expect a fu-proposal soon (sorry DP.) I am very scared for my fu-life at this point. There Lord, I blogged, are you happy? Mr. Adorable: it's SODA!!!!!

Straight Out Of Line
There's no reasonThere's no compromiseChange in seasonsLiving the high lifeI don't know youSo don't freak on meI can't control youYou're not my destinyStraight out of lineI can't find a reasonWhy I should justify my waysStraight out of lineI don't need a reasonYou don't need to lie to meI'll confess this you're my tragedyI laid you to rest justAs fast as you turned on meGone for everVanished the memoriesDisplays of pleasureAre masked by your miseryStraight out of lineI can't find a reasonWhy I should justify my waysStraight out of lineI don't need a reasonYou don't need to lie to meLie to meStraight out of lineI can't find a reasonWhy I should justify my waysStraight out of lineI don't need a reasonYou don't need to lie to meLie to me [x3]

Strange Prophetic Silence: Part 2
[Today’s writing duties are taken by – ok, I’m posting an article by – Terry James, the general editor and co-founder of the Rapture Ready website (www.raptureready.com) along with Todd Strandberg. Sometimes the posters on the site seem to see Bible prophecy in everything you and the world does, or will do, so when I saw this yesterday it caught my attention. This is part two of an article I posted last week, and I both do and don’t find it unsettling, if that makes sense. – David] So, again, we come to the seeming disconnect–the tremendous number of biblically prophetic indicators from a strange prophetic silence that surrounds these signals. Todd and I analyze these matters without ceasing. The signs are everywhere that we are at the end times as given by Jesus when He foretold, for example, that it will be like the days of Noah’s pre-Flood time and Lot’s days in Sodom at the moment He will break in like a thief in the night

Strangers With Candy!
So i took my young neice and nephew trick and treating up our road (mates place first for a few beers at his home bar then Mrs Atkins with awsum cleavage) and thought to myself..wait!...aren't we as responsible adults trying to teach kids not to accept candy from strangers yet here we are doing said thing once a year? and yes..i did call myself a responsible adult just then.....

Strange Happenings [this Is A Ghost Story I Started...seeing A Theme Here Of A Short Attention Span?]
Strange Happenings I remember the first thing that I did when I died was walk through a wall. Don't ask me why, but I just needed confirmation I was dead, a ghost, didn't go to Heaven/Hell or anything else. Looking back on it I feel a bit foolish. I should have rattled some chains or went and checked on my body to find out how the plane I had been on had blown up midair. Of course I needed to find the chain to rattle, but I'm sure I could have managed. My first few weeks as a ghost went rather boringly. I just drifted around the city in and out of homes, businesses and libraries. I didn't really know what to do and I was a bit miffed that I had been wrong and ghosts did exist. I was at least glad that Mike and the others weren't around me with their 'I told you so!' looks. Oh well, one benefit about being a ghost was I didn't have to work, eat or sleep, so really I'd consider us even on the subject. My boredom ended on a lonely summer even whe

Strangest
What is the strangest home remedy/cure/fix all that you know about? Must be something you have tried or seen tried and it works. Example.... For me, to get rid of hiccups... drink from a glass backwards... ALWAYS WORKS! Now do it too long and your drink will start coming out your nose. But that is a sign your hiccups are gone. hahahha As with all other questions.. please stay on subject and IF YOU CANT BE HONEST - DONT COMMENT. Please check out the other questions of the day. Please Rate This Blog & Follow It

The Straight Path
I've looked long and hard,For my sraight and narrow pathThroughout all my life,The twists and curves seem last. My true direction now unclear,My focus long since gone.I look forward to more of the same,Wondering why I continue to go on. Where is my star to guide me,I cant remember the last it shined.All I know now are thse bends and curves,All the regrets I have,Are all I call mine. Onward I go never forward but to the side,The turns are all familiar But never true.Forever they will keep me never to let go,Because they know,the straight path leads right to you.

The Strappy Shoe Test
You Are Logical You've got a lot of flair and creativity, but you temper it with organization. You have an eye for innovation, and you're always inventing totally new ways of doing things. You see the big picture, and while you delight in details, you don't get hung up on them. You get bored by routine easily. You need to be around similarly open minded people in order to thrive. The Strappy Shoe Test Blogthings: If Quizzes Are Outlawed, Only Outlaws Will Take Quizzes

A Stranger You Were Once.
A stranger you were once.Then, with a gentle look you took my hand.As our lives engaged,you lit my life and I held both your hands.Now that decades have passed,ours souls have indeed become one.How fortunate we are that we have found the love so truethat everyone dreams about.

Strangeness Of My Voices (please Play Videos)
You have read the strangeness of my voices in my head if not this is where there found...posted on 06/05/2011 @ 10:06 amVoices Of Voices (edit | delete)http://fubar.com/voices-of-voices/b341509-1152181It makes my skin crawl. It clouds my thoughts in darkness. Its overwhelming me. It makes my hands shake uncontrollably. It makes my stomach twist. It brings tears to my eyes. It makes my ears ring. Fighting against it is draining me. I close my eyes, I feel like floating. I'm okay, really I am. Who, what, where, when, how, and WHY?! Too many fucking questions. Not enough fucking answers. Take it as it is. Words arranged in sentences. Just the voices in my head. Just the way I'm wired.so know ye now in this and all my stashes you shall see music pics and other things tha will set one to wounder is this man insain on drugs or is he the smartest man to relize love is pain and pain is love... #mce_temp_url#

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Strangeness Of My Voices
It makes my skin crawl. It clouds my thoughts in darkness. Its overwhelming me. It makes my hands shake uncontrollably. It makes my stomach twist. It brings tears to my eyes. It makes my ears ring. Fighting against it is draining me. I close my eyes, I feel like floating. I'm okay, really I am. Who, what, where, when, how, and WHY?! Too many fucking questions. Not enough fucking answers. Take it as it is. Words arranged in sentences. Just the voices in my head. Just the way I'm wired.so know ye now in this that you shall experince my voices in my head in all my pomes and my ramblings and even in the music that i listen to that my voices are in charge and there is no denieing or exception you will be ask is this man sane or insain or is he the smartest man around to know that love is pain and pain is love .... Stephen Lynch - Voices In My Head

Strange Things Are Afoot.
I went to Circle K, and the bastards didn't have any pizza. I ended up settling for a chicken sammich, Froster made with like a bazillion frozen syrup-y goodnesses, and gummi worms, but not before I enjoyed a quiet little game of flip-flop roulette on my way out of the house. Oh, you've never heard of such a thing? It's where you choose a right and left flip-flop in the dark and hope for the best. I had a 75% chance of looking like even more of a dork, but somehow I managed to beat the system and selected a matching pair. You will have to settle for normal dorkiness. Amanda in pajamas! I don't know why I'm holding up a peace sign. I am dumb. ps. If my hair was a little longer or my boobs were a lot perkier, I could almost go as Brooke Shields in The Blue Lagoon for halloween this year. Minus the bushy brows. And stuff.