The admission is free, so pay at the door.
Pull up a seat and sit on the floor. I'll tell you a story never heard of before....
One bright day in the middle of the night, two dead men started to fight. Back to back they faced eachother, drawed their swords and shot one another. The deaf police man heard the shots, and flew out the door to put it to a stop. And if you don't believe me, ask the blind man...he saw it all.
