GOING FISHING
A couple goes on vacation to a fishing resort in Northern Minnesota. The husband likes to fish at the crack of dawn, and the wife likes to read. One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out and get some sun. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and continues to read her book. Along comes a game warden in his boat...
He pulls up along the side of the woman says;
"Good morning ma'am, what are you doing?"
"Reading a book" she replies (thinking, isn't it obvious)
"You are in a restricted fishing area" he informs her.
"I'm sorry officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm reading."
"Yes but you have all the equiptment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."
"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assult" says the woman.
"But I haven't even touched you" says the warden.
"That's true, but you have all the equiptment. For all I know you can start at any moment."
"Have a nice day ma'am" and he left....
MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads, it's likely she can also think!
