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Stupid Question #1
if you and i were a couple.. how would you think our lives would be together? what do you think you would get out of it the most?
Stupid Question #2
if something were to happen to me, how would it affect your life? what have i done in the short time frame that we have known each other to really affect you. would you even notice i was gone? do we talk out side of here where it would affect you? nothing is wrong, just always wondered the question.. i have very few people i can really call friends and just wanted to know what people really thought.
Stupid Stuff
Something to think about!!! 1. When choking on an ice cube, simply pour boiling water down your throat. Presto! The blockage will instantly remove itself. 2. Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold the vegetable while you chop. 3. Avoid arguments with the woman of the house about lifting the toilet seat up by using the sink. 4. To treat high blood pressure: Simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. ** Remember to use a timer** 5. A mouse trap placed on top of your alarm clock will prevent you from rolling over and falling back to sleep after you hit the snooze button. 6. If you have a bad cough, take a hand full of laxitives, then you'll be afraid to cough. 7. You only need two tools in life: WD~40 and Duct tape *If it doesn't move and it should, use the WD~40. *If it moves and it shouldn't use the Duct tape. 8. When confused remember, everyone seems normal until you
Stupid Fucking People
OK< seriously... people... just for the record... this is my life... this is my body... my health, my choices... if you don't like them, FUCK OFF... i don't care.... ok... seriously... respect my choices... i don't come into your fucking lives and tell you what the fuck to do and how to run it, so dont "help me" or what the fuck ever you want to call it... i want your opinion... i'll fucking ask it... OK?? For fuck's sake...
ketchup or catsup....whichever spelling you prefer, the fact that bologna spells baloney,overly tan people, everything about nascar.......i can turn left real fast too, how the older someone gets the biger their cars get and how old guys in sports cars are the slowest on the road, how fruity pebbles cuts up the inside of my mouth which gets in the way of eating the whole box........more to come
Stupid People
people who choose the urinal trough to vomit in instead of the toilet 2 feet away.......really?, ebonics, that stupid flippy haircut the boys get these days that make em constantly flip their hair out of their eyes, guys in white belts and girl pants.......guess thats emo huh? bloated, anything where you add mayonaise and call a "salad", not having the balls to say how you feel, people who use drunkeness as an excuse......for anything, beggars, coffee flavored anything that isnt coffee, when you look at someones picture and they look hot but when you look at the rest you realize theyre fat, cheetos, dogs in sweaters, more to come
ok i created this acct because of i guess curiosity as to what my husband was doing. or trying to do. there's a girl on here who apparently has a thing for him or whatever. come on, its the internet. altho there's more to this one chick. apparently she doesn't like me. i didn't do anything to her. but i really don't care. so to shelly. if you want him, take him. but don't act like a child over it all.
Stupid People
Alright, it is one thing to be born with a birth defect or have suffered some sort of brain trauma, but just being stupid is not an excuse. I wonder just how these people managed to survive childhood, and in one case, managed to survive army helicopter flight school. Lets begin with Warrant Officer Newman. Okay, this boy was from southern California, which contrary to popular belief does not automatically make him stupid or brain damaged. He was a surfer, which again does not make him stupid or brain damaged. He used a short board. Okay this makes him stupid. It has been proven time and time again, that from below, a surfer on a short board looks like a fat seal to great white sharks. I.E STUPID. His idea of flying nap of the earth, well you have heard of tree top level, try zero branches, counting from the bottom. I cannot count the times he ended up with limbs tangled in the skids. But what took the cake was the time his car wouldnt start. He had a guy jumping
Stupidity Online
People who post their kids pics on the internet are stupid. We try to teach older kids who get online to keep their anonymity for safety. Then parents post their kids pics. Geeze people, get a grip, its not safe to be putting your kids faces out there for the perverts to steal! They use them to put on kiddie porn to give it a fresh new look. And if you are too Stupid to listen when someone warns you, you may be surprised as hell when the FBI shows up at your door wanting to know why you have your kids in kiddie porn.
Stupid Tear
"stupid Fucking Vegan" - The Queers
Acting like you care about some stupid fucking cow You fucking vegan Your PC attitude It doesn't matter anyhow You fucking vegan You're a stupid fucking, stupid fucking stupid fucking, stupid fucking vegan You're a stupid fucking, stupid fucking stupid fucking, stupid fucking vegan Vegan, vegan stupid fucking vegan You always pray to Jah when you smoke your fucking pot - you fucking vegan You like the Grateful Dead and think they're fucking hot You fucking vegan Your girlfriend doesn't shave her legs or armpits anymore You fucking vegan I really hate your guts 'cause you're just a fucking bore You fucking vegan You're a stupid fucking, stupid fucking stupid fucking, stupid fucking vegan You're a stupid fucking, stupid fucking stupid fucking, stupid fucking vegan Vegan, vegan stupid fucking vegan
Stupid People
How many people rent? Well, I do. It sucks! Today my Landlord told me she has had enought money to pay utilities for 3 MONTHS! what the hell is she doing with my money?! Granted I haven't been able to pay my full rent due to cut hours. But, the thing that gets me is she just told me my gas and electric wil be turned off on the 30th if I don't come up with at $100.00. i just sent her my whole paycheck. I haven't even gone christmas shopping, grocery shopping, or gas. My car has a 1/4 tank, I have a 1 year old, and my mom doesn't get paid until the 8th. STUPID PEOPLE!!! WHAT ABOUT MY SON?!! everything in the refig. will go bad. NO HEAT, NO FOOD, THANKS @$$HOLES!!!
Stupid Tweekers
ir eally hate this town! im moving back to tucson dammit. at least crackheads have some respect. besides tucson has more readily available pot anyway. my homies come over and they bring some fools over, my homies broke fhe first rule of fight club. dont talk about fight club. anyway, my homies leave without taking those guys. the firsttakes off then my paintball gun goes missing, and the other dude is still there. i hint to him that i need to sleep so he neds to go. but he wont and i go into my room totry and figure something out. but i pass out because i havent slept in 30 hours from watching theese fools. i wake up and my cell phone ipod and bike are gone. and appartently eveyone saw him walk out with my stuff and says nothuing to him. some room mates. anyway, im pissed now and on lock dwon now. that motherf.. took all the things that matter to me cause i dont really have much in the first place. good thing ive trained myself to be able to lose the things i fear losing the most. but
Stupidity Is Not Funny- More Poems
The Turn of the Century It was supposed to be better than the others, our 20th century, But it won't have time to prove it. Its years are numbered, its step unsteady, its breath short. Already too much has happened that was not supposed to happen. What was to come about has not. Spring was to be on its way, and happiness, among other things. Fear was to leave the mountains and valleys. The truth was supposed to finish before the lie. Certain misfortunes were never to happen again such as war and hunger and so forth. These were to be respected: the defenselessness of the defenseless, trust and the like. Whoever wanted to enjoy the world faces an impossible task. Stupidity is not funny. Wisdom isn't jolly. Hope Is no longer the same young girl et cetera. Alas. God was at last to believe in man: good and strong, but good and strong are still two different people.
Stupid Girl
Stupid Unlike You
Im sorry that I cant understand you. Its so hard as I lie down beside you. Now I regret all the shit that Ive done. You gave me light you were my sun. Now you're gone and Im so fucking cold. So long, goodbye, Im off to be alone. I hear you calling me home I wont go, no I wont go. Im so stupid unlike you. I wont go, no I wont go. Im never coming home, Im off to be alone. So leave me alone, Im never going home. Im sorry that I let you into my head. Its so hard when you're naked in my bed. As I forgive, you pass your judment. It hurts me those fucking words you meant. You destroyed all that was a fucking home. So long, goodbye, Im off to be alone. Then you're calling me home. I wont go, no I wont go. Im so stupid unlike you I wont go, no I wont go. Im never going home Im off to be alone So leave me alone, Im never coming home. Copyright ©2007 Jesse Ross Ketcham
Stupids Girls
I dont ever blog but I have to make an exception today. I can not believe the measures that some girls will take to break up a marriage. COM'ON!! Get over it, if he wanted you he would have had you. Apparently he didnt want you back then and he still doesnt want you now. That would be why he is married!!! So play all your games but its not going to work. Im so sorry that your life is that lonely and you have to try and ruin others to get your kicks. Just remember what comes around goes around. What you get in the end will be so much worse then what you are giving right now. But hell enjoy yourself while you can because it wont last long!
Stupid People- Brittany Spears.
Brittany Spears is my asshot for the week, possibly the year. How many children can you have before you get the "mother thing" down right? My advice to Brittany... 1. Babies have carseats for a reason. 2. Your children might be less confused about mommy if she would move back to the trailer park. 3. Dont take pics of your pregnant body, unless you are gonna make your own pornsite. 4. Get your tubes tied. 5. Buy motherhood for dummies!
Stupid Doctor!!!
It's amazing how some people can have no regard for the well being of another and be in the medical profession. While I respect most persons who are in the field of medicine; doctors, nurses, assistants, emt's, and so on... There are some that are just plain stupid, rude, and incompetent. Now, I understand that the field of medicine changes constantly with new medicines, treatments, diseases, and illness, it still amazes me how much one who should be somewhat current on procedure and diagnosis can be so damn stupid. My mother, who has many medical problems, ranging from a stroke to high blood pressure, arthritis to restless leg syndrome, was told a few years ago, that surgery would fix her back problem that has been painful to her. She needs to have 2 discs fused together, and they have been trying to keep her blood pressure under control along with a few other issues including the blood thinners for the stroke she had and such. She has had countless MRI's, x-rays, tests, shots a
Stupid Messages Received Over The Years
Below you will find IMs and messages from users of Camfrog, the video chat program I belong to. Yes, I saved them and after reading these, you will understand why. Most are Turkish users and the rest are just stupid!! Enjoy and make sure you don't pee yourself laughing too hard. (I apologize to anyone who recognizes their screen names on here from Camfrog) gurcan : HELLO SWEET YOUNG GÝRLL YOU MANY BÝG BREAST SHOWÝNG KÝSS LÝCK dragostea_23 : do you want to see I eat up I masturbate? dragostea_23 : she looks slimeinthemood : can i look at you and fuck my pillow RiieSSe : ý fuck you whole turkýs santiyeci : ý want to see you without dressing now mailbooxx : UNDERWEAR THESE GURLS SHOULD UNDERSTAND EMILY IS ONES rodent95 : i ll explode for you, ok? ricardoricardo : pls pls pls can i see your ass i m crazy UMUTYAKAMOZ : ý have the boops ufukul : more to be plunged in thought shafay : can i see your panal ja
Stupid Messages Received Over The Years ~ Part 2
DANGER_x : u are fuckin beach laav21 : can you play ghost of you emily canseroli : YES BÝG POOMBS _NELSON__ : mastobacon DavidGaloustov : that brad doesnt suit you darzamat : I m you loyal meatball aborahan : your tall is bigger Zengatsu : let my cooCks show their meat in the air for yoOU! SATCHMO1968 : emily 100 bugs for a strip? tekno : You are fucked do you love small oboe samy38 : hello i can suck my dick would you like look me? timly69 : my penis is grand splatterman515 : you all suck fucks bravewolf12 : emily are you ýn the moon? hona : hona you molar tooth fracam : Fuck me of I'm wrong but is your name Igor? magicdark : EmilyIMAX, hý do you wanna see my duck dkny360 : can u show me ur Onionbooty? FerhaTERZ : ý wonder that u r real. cuz ý think u r just like a dream tommyboy021 : wanna see me swallow cum and lick it from my fingers Tiger_8888 : I add your breast good? tekno :
Stupidest Crap I Ever Saw
I know, everyone has an opinion on the changes to the bartab. Mine is probably the same as most people's.. it sucks. The only people who will like the new bartab are stalkers and people who like to cause drama. Who else would want to know that crap? I don't care who commented on whom? I can't imagine any sane person caring. I'm just glad my friends list is relatively small so I might actually see when something important goes by. Since the alert box usually ran pretty slow anyway, maybe the bartab will slow to the point of it showing what someone did yesterday. Why not fix it so it shows that I blogged.. or changed my status... instead of not showing it at all.. or showing it 3 hours later? In the end, my opinion really doesn't matter.
Stupid Messages With Commentary
santiyeci : ý want to see you without dressing now WOULD THAT BE SALAD DRESSING? rodent95 : i ll explode for you, ok? I'LL SUPPLY THE DYNOMITE legolas666667 : i love big boogs I'LL PICK MY NOSE AND SHOW YOU SOME dream_turk : you pink pussy lick me SINCE WHEN DOES IT HAVE A TONGUE? lancel2004 : ým lokking camera very ugly THEN GET A BETTER LOOKING CAMERA NTM93 : show me youre tits hen i show my coke for you NOW THAT'S FAIR, TITS FOR A CAN OF COKE VeryCute : can i amswer me I DON'T KNOW, ASK A QUESTION AND ANSWER IT kame_amriss : see nice cocks arabian I HAVE HEARD OF ARABIAN HORSES, BUT ARABIAN CHICKENS? jayzhova : u ignored my privates THEY REALLY MUST HAVE BEEN WORTH IGNORING cakal1 : declare oneself to be innocent OK, I AM INNOCENT, I SWEAR billybathgate : Do you have photos of the offending organs? WHO DID MY ORGANS OFFEND? I TOLD THEM TO BE QUIET ___PlayBoy__ : I AM FROM THE MUSTACHE I AM FROM GOTEE, NEED A RAZOR? 25
Stupid Fuckers
This guy is such a prick!!! floridahottie2006@ fubar ->floridahot...: and wahh u hurt my feelings. the little boy has to say ugly things to women to make himself look better. poor pitiful u ->floridahot...: yea i am sure she did. so sad now u even have an imaginery girlfriend. LOL got to love those online inches.....last week it was 9 inches, she must have bit half an inch off. floridahot...: nahhh bitch, my girlfriend did earlier with her mouth, all 8 and a half inches of it too, go fuck yourself you fat piece of shit cunt ->floridahot...: oh go rub that tiny dick of urs!! floridahot...: lol no problem bitch ->floridahot...: but thanks for referring to me as a bitch ->floridahot...: lol...actually i did show u. floridahot...: oh ok, thats right, youre the bitch that doesnt show pics ->floridahot...: you are already on my list. pretty bad when u cant remember who u have talked to
Stupid People
"People are stupid; given proper motivation, almost anyone will believe almost anything. Because people are stupid, they will believe a lie because they want to believe it's true, or because they are afraid it might be true. People's heads are full of knowledge, facts, and beliefs, and most of it is false, yet they think it all true. People are stupid; they can only rarely tell the difference between a lie and the truth, and yet they are confident they can, and so are all the easier to fool." Terry Goodkind "Wizard's First Rule" (pg. 560)
Stupid Boys
My shoutbox is FAMILY ONLY now. I got sick of getting a million messages about the dirty things random guys want to do to me. Uh, no thanks. And I *still* don't wanna see your ugly dick. So unless you got some hot women in your NSFW folders, I am NOT gonna look. ;) I don't want to look at you men. Sorry. No, I won't add you to my family. I like my family just how it is. No, there is nothing you can do to get me to add you to my family. Well, maybe buy me a Happy Hour, lol. I took off my private and family-only albums. I'm not here to give anyone free porn. And my naked (or lingerie clad) body is not for strangers anyway! So that doesn't mean I'll email or "trade" dirty pics with you. Okay, I'm rambling, but I'm just sick of losers who beg to see me naked or try to talk dirty to me. Sorry, I'm taken. So enjoy the pics I do have up or get off my page.
Stupid Neighbors!!!!
ugh!! ok so i was layin down with my dogs this morning minding my own freaking business and a cop comes to my house. i have no idea what he was here for and then he tells me that the neighbor claims my dog jumped over our fence and bit her dog. i kno for a fact that my dog was not in her yard at all today cuz i had been watching him and it pisses me off that she sees a white dog and automatically thinks its mine and calls the cops. The damn cop wasnt even listening to me when i told him that my dog has been in the house and MY yard all day. Now i have to go to court cuz my neighbor is a fuckin bitch! She didnt even take into consideration that maybe my dog isnt the only white dog in the neighborhood....stupid bitch! *Jessica*
Stupid Girl....
Here's to all the girls who used to be his number one. The ones who waited all night for him to call, only to check the caller ID the next morning & be disappointed. The ones who made it through that bitter break up, dried your own tears, & moved on with your life, only to have him walk back in it months later like nothing ever happened. Those of you who cried on the first day you talked again because you knew exactly where this phone call was going. The ones who listened to him say, "I only want to be your friend", one day, and the next, listened to him say how much he loves & misses you. We deserve something, and this is our tribute. Here's to the ones that took him back, hoping that maybe this time, he was different, hoping that maybe people really do change. We listened to our friends tell us that we were stupid for even thinking about giving him another chance, caught crap from our parents, & even snuck around to see him for while. We went through the great stage with
The Stupidest Friend Request So Far.
KenDo's "friend" request: "I have done a lot of stuff, but i have never had 2 women at the same time. Can i join you and your girls friend?" SuperGirl to ->KenDo in shout box: "had to see what kind of moron would send me such a ridiculous friend request....and it figures that you don't even have your face on here...I wouldn't show mine either with a dumb-ass proposition like that. geesh." KenDo@ fubar ------------ WTF? It ain't like I've ever had two women at the same time....but I ain't goin begging in stranger's friend request boxes to troll for some either.... ROTFLMFAO What a fuckface. lol
Stupid People
hate people that say there gonna do something and turn around and don't do it i use to be like that to but i have grown up if i wanna do something i'm gonna go do it and not give a fuck what people think i even lost a good women cause i held back you don't realize what you have till it's gone then it's to late to do anything about it all you can think about about is what you had people say grow the fuck up and move on which is true for some things but not all so don't let time pass you bye but live it to the fullest
Stupid Shit
Ok whats the difference between a man that flirts with alot of women online, and A woman that flirts with alot of men online.. If a woman does it she is called a whore..LOL Why do people take things said and done online for real? Now i can understand if you meet someone in person and try to make a relationship out of it but if both agree that they will never meet whats wrong with flirting with others? And another thing, I hate back stabbers, and bitches that run and tell other people bullshit like they even know you or whats going on.. espically someone that was supose to be your friend. Some people need to grow up.. The internet is just that THE Net~!
why are some people so stupid
i am so sick and tired of people reporting my nsfw pics as nsfw.....doesnt anyone know how to read anymore? is it that hard to see that you went into the nsfw folder. its not that its such a big deal but i hate gettin emails all the time that one of my pics has been reported again. then i send back the reply that it is already marked. sorry just blowing steam im tired of people not reading.
Stupidest Fu*kin' Drivers...
Hmmmmmm...Should I put this in Catagories or just Blast Dumb Assed 4-wheelers in General..... As for the Catagory of just total Pinheads it is a toss up between (1). Any Utah Driver, especially those fucking idiots that live between Salt Lake City and Provo. (2). Also ranking right at the top are those ignorant pathetic dumasses that commute between Ft. Collins, Colo. through Denver and out to Aurora. Most inconsiderate: Again, Utah ranks right at the top, but lets not forget Southern California as well.... Why DO you 4-wheelers zoom up alongside 80,000 lbs of steel and then just sit there riding next to us for miles at a time? Do you not have ANY clue just what kind of danger you are putting yourselves into?? And they wonder why they get run over or put in the ditch. PATHETIC!!! And can anyone tell me why....when your a quarter of a mile behind a Semi and you see his (or Her) turn signal come on you Smash the Gas and try to pass?? Are you REALLY that FUCKING MORONIC??? Gawd 4-w
Stupid Bitches!!!!
Stupid Ems Questions
Emergency Medical Services (stupid) Frequently Asked Questions with answers! Q. Do you need to go to school for this or can anyone do it? A. You have to go to school, it is long and hard and most of the people involved like to abuse the hell out of you while you are doing it. Q. Hey, Ambulance dudes, how do I get to the Dead concert at the Oakland Coliseum? (or any other request for directions) A.Hmm, well,uhhh. I'm sorry I don't think you can get there from here. Q. I'm seeing things, will you take me to the hospital? A. Sure, if you are seeing rats and bugs we will take you to County Hospital, if you are seeing music and hearing colors we will take you to the Berkeley border and drop you off, you'll fit right in. Q. Do you like you like your job? A. Yes, in spite of everything I do like my job. Q. Do you make a lot of money? A. Not enough by a long shot. At least not after my State, Local, and Federal Government gets through with my check. Q. How come the Pol
Stupidity Beyond Belief.
You've probably noticed I have an album called 'me naked' which contains an almost completely black picture. Well I can't believe that someone just reported it as nsfw!!! I mean for crying out loud, if you really study that pic the most you can make out is a pair of hands, certainly nothing that would make anyone blush. Who in their right mind could be so bored and so petty as to get their knickers in a twist over that pic?! *Slaps whoever it was*
Stupid Hookers.
i think its hilarious when i see these TOTAL hookersluts giving themselves new screen names and/or status' about bein in love all of a sudden or 'hes the only one for me' kinda shit. cause 90% of the time these were the chicks with all kinds of naked pictures of themselves (and ive seen some SHIT on here, as we all have, thats jsut ricockulous to even think about posting, but they do it), but now that theyre in love or whatever the fuck, they make said albums totally private or get rid of them...LOL
Stupid Shit
Stupid Can't Be Fixed, Or Can It...
Good Morning and how ya doing? Ever play cops and robbers while younger? Not now mind ya because if you’re playing it at our age, You are either the cop or the robber and that would not be a plastic colt 45 stuck in your waist band and further more it’s for real at our age. Well I ask that because some goobers have to play and sometimes that play gets out of hand and someone gets hurt or worst gets shot. Unlike the plastic guns where we would make our own sounds.. like Bang… or kapow! Or those who like to imitate Clint Eastwood… KABOOM! Anyway guns are dangerous and well, I guess boys will be boys and forget they to often to into men but forget that fact. Like the following articles I would like to call… Armed and Clumsy People who accidentally shot themselves recently: Opherro Jones, 32, shot himself in the stomach while allegedly pistol-whipping a man (Honolulu, June). [Star Bulletin (Honolulu), 8-7-07] Hmmm karma is hell sometimes…. ( A 23-year-old San Francisco police officer a
Stupid Customer Day!
I work in retail and every week (days vary) it's stupid customer day. This week it happened to be today. Truck day. When you have 200 + boxes of crap to put away before a set time frame. So folks, if you read this and know a stupid customer or ARE a stupid customer, take the following examples of dumbass to heart. I know some people would like to think that they are smarter than they really are. Mmm..dont be self hero. When you come across a Green Dot card and dont quite get it, dont buy a reload card, come back in and complain because it's not what you thought it was. No, they cant be refunded. No, there's nothing we can do about it. And there's no reason for you to yell, scream and throw a 2 year old's temper tantrum because YOU CANT READ! If you see a sales flier and it has a big sign that says " $1" on it followed by writing.....READ! Explaining to you fifty billion different times about what the signs say, when it's evident if you'd take the time to read, gets you the l
Stupid Fucking Medication!!!
Maybe its not the meds, maybe its just me, but fuck I got up at fucking 7:30 am, took my Lexapro, felt like crap all day, then 9 pm rolls around and I'm wired as shit. Stupid anti-depressants. I got 2 choices now, stay up or take a trazodone to help me sleep, but that shit never works right, I take it and then I'm high for like 5 hours and then I pass out. I can't even touch caffeine anymore, I drink a cup of coffee and I can't stop twitching. Thats what I get for being crazy.
Stupid Whopper Commercials
Anyone else sick of these Burger King ‘whopper freakout’ commercials? “Ooh, look how mad people get when they can’t get their whoppers.” No, people don’t give a damn about whoppers, they just don’t like being jerked around and lied to. It’s not like freakin’ heroin, people aren’t going to get the DT’s if they don’t get their daily burger fix, they just don’t appreciate going to the ‘Home of the Whopper’, walking in and seeing signs that still say ‘Get a Whopper Today’, then have some Ashton Kutcher wannabe try to Punk them by saying there’s no more damn whoppers. I don’t care what you’re selling - if the pencil store says they’re out of pencils, or if Domino’s is out of pizza, or if a hooker says she’s out of blowjobs - people are going to be pissed. Great marketing idea too - tell people they can’t get the one thing they want, what’s next - ask for a Whopper and we’ll slash your tires while you wait? “Ooh, look how mad people are because we made them wait for a Whopper.”
Stupid Bitch
Old enough to know better!!!@ fubar Rated me a 6!
Stupidity Should Be Painful
As Albert Einstein once quipped, “The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity” See below, another one of his theories proven…….. This is why I know I'll always have a job... A village somewhere has lost its idiot. This lesson is on how not to do things seems to totally escape some people. I'd love to see how the trip ended up but I feel confident he ended up in a ravine somewhere wondering why bad things seems to always happen to him. He's hooked up and ready to fly!! It's amazing how the extra weight really smoothed out the ride in the truck. He did have to air up the rear tires a bit (around 160 psi) He added some heavy-duty chain for extra support on the tailgate (note that he used the "Heavy-Duty 'S' hooks to attach the chain) He also paid-up for some BIG 5/16 sheetmetal screws to attach the frame to the tailgate. Yeah, he knows it's overkill, but he didn't want the possibility of having an accident Much of his t
Stupid Americans
Stupid Is As Stupid Does
ONE Recently, when I went to McDonald's I saw on the menu that you could have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets. I asked for a half dozen nuggets. "We don't have half dozen nuggets," said the teenager at the counter . "You don't?" I replied. "We only have six, nine, or twelve," was the reply. "So I can't order a half dozen nuggets, but I can order six?" "That's right." So I shook my head and ordered six McNuggets TWO I was checking out at the local Wal-Mart with just a few items and the lady behind me put her things on the belt close to mine. I picked up one of those "dividers" that they keep by the cash register and placed it between our things so they wouldn't get mixed. After the girl had scanned all of my items, she picked up the "divider", looking it all over for the bar code so she could scan it. Not finding the bar code she said to me, "Do you know how much this is?" I said to her "I've changed my mind, I don't think I'll buy that today." She said "OK,
2007 Stupidy Awards - How Do You Feel!
Yes, it's again that magical time of the year when the 2007 Stupidity Awards are bestowed, honouring the least of the bright among us. And this year's glorious Winner is: When his 38-caliber revolver failed to fire at his intended victim during a hold-up in Long Beach, California, would-be robber James Elliot did something that can only inspire wonder. He peered down the barrel and tried the trigger again. This time it worked. And now, the Honourable Mentions: 1. The chef at a hotel in Switzerland lost a finger in a meat-cutting machine and submitted a claim to his insurance company. The company expecting negligence sent out one of its men to have a look for himself. He tried the machine and he also lost a finger. The chef's claim was approved. 2. A man who shovelled snow for an hour to clear a space for his car during a blizzard in Chicago returned with his vehicle to find a woman had taken the space. Understandably, he shot her. 3. After stopping
Stupid Questions
So if the Jacksonville Jaguars are known as the "Jags" and theTampaBay Buccaneers are known as the "Bucs," what does that make the Tennessee Titans? *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes? *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled? *~*~*~*~*~*~*~! *~*~*~* Why do croutons come in airtight packages? Aren't they just stale bread to begin with? *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person who drives a racecar is not called a racist? *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one? *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed? *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* If Fed Ex and UPS were t
Stupid Girl
the ebb and flow of tides.... make me feel tired and worn. there's so many highs and lows in's kind of lost me...somewhere in the jumble of people, and their wants and needs. thank you, to the people that have used me for their own personal gain over the last couple of months... i really do appreciate any eye opening life experience... may not have been the best way to go about learning a lesson, but i now know what i would rather not i would rather not be. shame on me for acting the way i do... shame on you or the same. so is this the point that i vow to never do fill in the blank, again? where i swear that from this moment henceforth, i'll be a different person...make better choices... why make a promise to yourself that you know you can't keep? how about this: i'll try my best. that when the time comes, i'll possibly have some sort of willpower...or something blah blah blah. there's no good excuse for acting in an unbefitting manner...t
Some people on fubar are soo stupid...ugh!! Well I finally got my laptop woot woot!! Although im kinda gettin tired of fubar. I dont like being moved from number 2 to number 3...its soo insulting..not only that when i really think about it..the whole top friends crap is flipping retarted..whats even more retarted is that im sitting here writing about it. stupid!!! Well whatever im in a bad mood at the moment and feel like complaining about stupid shit.Well let me get back to hanging with T-Dog.... Oh.. tonight Mike's taking me to the movies to see cloverfield :D Heres what I think about #3........................................................................................................:P
Stupid Email Content
GUYS read this! 1. If I only reply you with a simple "Thanks" it means I'm not interested. Get the hint. At least I'm being nice to thank you for whatever compliment. If your mail only has compliment(s), then (duh!) obviously the only thing to reply you is a "thanks". 2. I hate ghetto language. Meaning DON'T message me with anything like these "Wuts good ma? / Holla at yo boi / What it do ma? (god knows what that means) / Damn u fine get at me/ im feelin u mami halla back" or any similar form of lame ghetto - Only message me if you are at least ATTEMPTING to speak English. If you are foreign or otherwise new to the language, then fine. If you're just an idiot who is fully aware of proper English, but would rather try ta be all kewl fa yo hommies (u feelin wut im sayin dawg?) then get a life and don't message me. This does not include typos, mispellings or grammar errors; this refers to a deliberate act of stupidity. I hAtE iT WhEn PeOpLE tYpE LiKe tHIs I find it STUPID rath
Stupid Questions....
How many of you have been hit with the following: 1) Somebody calls your name, you answer, then get hit with the following question: "Are you asleep?" Logic dictates that if you answer, you are not asleep, OR you are NO longer asleep. 2) You are busy working on a project and someone walks into the room, looks directly at you and asks: "Are you busy?" There are times when I am asked this question and I just want to take the person out, stake them over an ant hill, wait till the ants have had a good two hours at em, then ask: "Are you uncomfortable?" 3) You just take a bite of food, a person turns to you, clearly sees you are chewing something and asks: "Are you eating?" 4) Someone has really gone way overboard pissing you off. Your face is red, your hands are shaking, you have an expression on your face that would make the devil himself run for cover, and they ask: "Did I upset you?" 5) From my military days: While on a NATO joint exercise I was l
Stupid Girl!
Stupid Case File
Courtesy of NewsTimes FAIRFIELD - It's a theft that just doesn't add up. A man who tried to steal cash from the Dunkin' Donuts outlet on the Post Road on Monday night fled with an adding machine that he apparently mistook for a cash register. Police said the unidentified man walked into the doughnut shop about 10:28 p.m. and handed a clerk a note stating that he had a gun and a bomb. The man's note said he would use both if he didn't get cash, police said. The man then grabbed an adding machine, which had no cash drawers, from the counter and ran from the shop. The thief fled in a black car, possibly a Pontiac, police said.
Call me a cunt I don't care. If I don't know you and haven't ever talked to you before I sure as hell ain't giving you my yahoo! So kiss my ass! Oh and blocking me and downrating me because of it shows what a fucktard you are.
Stupid People!!!
I came to this site to fill in time, I do a lot of mumms and notice the same thing... If it's supposed to be "Make Up My Mind" then why the hell are y'all posting stupid shit like "what should i wash first? my face or my ass?" Hasn't anyone got anything better to do that ask stupid questions?
Stupis Fuks!
Alright so once again I take awhile before I say anything on here and then ppl read it and either like it or dont. You know I went to Phoenix for a few days this week and well my good car got stolen so I had to take the crapper one, now mind you its not all that bad of a little ride but not the best either. Well I checked the oil/water and all that lovely crap and out the city I went. Well on my way there my car started to shimmy and shake and well BAM there went a tire....alright I am a cappable woman I can handle this....apparently not! So I get out of my car and I am on my hands and knees looking under it on the side of the freeway. Well I couldent see where the tire blew and it was still full of air and my exahust was in good state so I got back in and continued on my way....half a mile later the rattle starts again and well yeah by this time I knew that it had to be a tire... Off the road I go again and back on my hands and knees. Sure as shit the tred was peeling and well the
Stupid List
well you can add to the stupid list i have messed up the one thing in my life that had made me truly happy and like the idiot that i am i have fu**ed it all up as usual!! so dint mind me here andi dont want you to rate this or leave coments cause it dosent matter what you say or think it is all ready done i have already messed things up so i just wanted to vent so if you dont like it go fly a kite!!!!!!!!!!
Stupid Cupid!
fuck love, fuck the littel cupid bastard!!! why? cause I fell in love with a girl!!!!! wtf? it wasnt something i was looking for. In facet i didnt want anything to do with anyone. I move to baltimore for about six months... went to a bar one night and some one kept passing me grape vodka shots!!! a guy was to shy to come up. so she did.. and she got me!!!!! what the hell???? then she broke up with me a month later!! she fuckin hates me now. i suck at life. I guess i wasnt paying attention. my head was in a cloud. DAMN! i wish i knew then what i knew now. It wasnt the sex that got me either.. it was who she was her attitude her style. her bleach blonde mohawk stylin chick self!!! i crave that girl so damn much it hurts. so what the hell was the intentions of what ever fucked up my life to have me fall for a girl!! just to fuck me up more!!! now you see why i dont do relationships...FUCK!!!
The Stupid Person's Idea Of A Clever Person.
I found out today that my assistant manager wasn't going to be in for two weeks today. That means that 3 girls get to pick up all of her hours. Isn't that fun? She is retarded, she doesn't do anything all day, everyone picks up her shifts because she is always "sick". She doesn't do anything all day, she smokes too much, and she's a bitch. Our manager is so pissed, I hope the ASS. Manager gets fired. Hate and war, Alicia.
Stupid Crackwhore
figured u out on day 1, cmon is that the best you got?? on your best day you will still never be as smart as me, at least challenge me when you set up a fake profile. I'm bored with this game, better luck next time.......FUCKIN CRACKWHORE!!!
.....stupid To Trust Someone You Meet Online
yes i know this is true but it doesnt seem to have stopped me for falling for someone that i cant touch. he lives in florida and i thought i could trust him, went a month without talking to him and i thought he was dead until i went on his profile and found out that hes with someone fault? yes, yes it is. if you see something to good to be true...then its to good to be true and yet i know that since i've made this mistake time and time again i'm bound to fall for it many times to come. i loved him and i thought we'd be together but....he was just a face on the screen.
Stupid Questions
1. Why does your gynecologist leave the room when you undress? 2. If a person owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way down to the center of the earth? 3. Why cant woman put their mascara on with their mouth closed? 4. Why is it called alcoholics anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say "hi, my names Bob. Im an alcoholic"? 5. If you mated a Bulldog with a Shitsu would you get a Bullshit? 6. Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside? 7. Why is there a light in the fridge but not in the freezer? 8. Why does mineral water that has trickled through mountains for centuries have a use by date? 9. Why do toasters always have a setting on them which burns your toast to a horrible crisp no one would eat? 10. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say "I think ill squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"? 11. What do people in China call their good plates? 12. If the professor on Gilligans Island can
Stupid Cupid!
Im not looking for anything!!! I dont expect anything either. But what the hell im just trying to have some fun meet new people as friends and possibly have some to hang out with. So i had a date set up over the weekend with a guy. Not a girl im done with the girl thing. Anyhow i got stood up twice!! so now im just done with all of it!! STUPID CUPID!!! FOR SURE!!!
Stupid Shit On The Brain(poem)
tap into the mind of insanity reach the corner of the near impossibe out go the perrils of life and search for a new destination come out your shell feel up another anonomis sex is the new drug everyone is doin it cuz the condom is the glass sliper of our generation you put it on when you meet someone and throw it away once your done
cause i was 'tagged' (x2 actually) so i gotta post 10 random shits about me. if i tag you, do the same. thanks for the gayness fathead. 1. i got hit by a car when i was 12. 2. i didnt break anything when hit by said car, but after i was healed and could walk okey and such, i tripped while running backwards and broke my right wrist. 3. i broke the same bone in my left wrist 2 years prior. 4. i hate olives. black, green, who gives a fuck...theyre the taint of life. 5. i shaved my legs once in highschool, and the hair on my calves didnt grow back. 6. a picture of my chuck taylors is in the pictures of a CD for a fairly large band. 7. i love chicago hotdogs. 8. when i was in 6th grade i won the 'guess how many M+M's are in the giant container'. 9. i recently had a mullet. 10. i wear a size 12 shoe, give or take. oeky that is all. lilhoochie sidnee scumbag fathead erin jo and thats all because i cant think of anyone else.
Some people will believe anything you put in front of their face, I mean seriously. I posted a mum today with the 100% intention of getting a bunch of votes on it to up my points, I didn't care, and still don't care what people say about me otherwise cuz I'm still getting the points. I mean seriously, no offence to some, but the people out there that believe what some loser sitting behind a damn computer screen says, especially on a site ment to mimick a bar, for the purpose of people meeting up cuz they're to shy or ugly or socially retarded to get off their fat asses and get out there, yeah I care what people on here think of me...NOT...I have a life, and maybe y'all should take the hint that dude you need a life.
Stupid Chain Letter
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1)I really hate people
Stupid Haters
ok so this is a addenum to my other blog.... what is up with these stupid fu girls being all hung up on a guy that you would have to go to another girl and "bitch" her out. Look again...because ppl are stupid...IM not talkn shit about anyone cuz 1. im not that bored 2. your not that special I dont care about u and wanting my x or my x wanting u or yada yada blah me they are X's for a reason! stupid ppl get a life 90% of the time u probably wont even meet anyone from another state and you know wat...get over urself...ur hate is just based off ur own insecurity. and it causes wrinkles. Im not getting mad or even or even after this putting another thought to it because ...ur not worth it. and for the culprit well....all i can say is u live a sad lil life!
i am sick of being treated like i am stupid............. i am not stupid i play it well at time.... I got this Sexy Comment from!
2/13/2008: Stupid Criminals
Good gawd, it's everyday. So many dumbasses in Killeen getting busted for stupid stuff. Here's just a few of them. It seems this dumbass failed to identify himself as a fugitive in connection with an outstanding warrant out of Kentucky. He was wanted on a parole violation for trafficking of controlled substances and promotion of contraband. Here's another dumbass, it seems Lynn was arrested on charges of possession of marijuana less than 2 ounces. The arrest was made to assist the Lampasas County Sheriff’s Office. I guess someone had to help the Sheriff.
Stupid Shit
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH i'm so sick of hypocrites and stupid people i'm just sick of fucking everyone right now. what the fuck goes on inside the brains of all the fucking idiots around me??? nothing because their fucking idiots! i'm so fucking tired of this town and all the sun fried brain dead morons! god if only i could get permit to weed out the population.... i know i piss people off i mean im an asshole but most of the time they ask for it! so when im done cleaning out the rejects and someone feels that i should be included fine go ahead i done care fuck it the idiots i missed will just repopulate anyways. fuck it no one cares what i think anyway its all a waste of time and effort because no one takes the advice they ask for so im done
Stupid Survey Time
1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with? been there done that twice 2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night? spontaneous sex is great 3. What side of the bed do you sleep on? near the wall im a weirdo 4. Pork, beef, or chicken? all are tasty meats 5. Have you ever had to pull over on the side of the road to puke? nope always in a toilet or sidewalk lmao only twice though 6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money? do i look like a cheap whore? they stay on unless ur a special person or my shower 7.Shower or bath? shower, but a nice hot bath is good once in a while i am a girl after all 8. Do you pee in the shower? ewwww fuck no 9. Mexican or Chinese? polish thanx lol 10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed? as long as u dont slam my head into a wall or degrade me thats fine but dont be so passive that i fall asleep 11. Do you love someone on your friend list? a few have a place in my
Stupid Boy By Keith Urban
Stupid Boy Lyrics by Keith Urban well she was precious like a flower she grew wild wild but innocent perfect prayer in a desperate hour she was everything beautiful and different stupid boy you can't fence that in stupid boy it's like holding back the wind she laid her heart and soul right in your hands and you stole her every dream and you crushed her plans she never even knew she had a choice and that's what happens when the only voice she hears is telling her she cant stupid boy stupid boy so what made you think that you could take a life and just push it, push it around i guess to build yourself up so high you had to take her and break her down she laid her heart and soul right in your hands and you stole her every dream and you crushed her plans she never even knew she had a choice and that's what happens when the only voice she hears is telling her she cant and you stupid boy oh you always had to be right and now you've lost the only thi
Stupid Bitch Of A Mother
well i dont know how many of you know but my mother is probably the one person i will say i hate with a passion and tonight was a perfect example on why. she decided she was gonna go run her mouth to my big brother and start a fight between us so now he wont even talk to me so i cant find out his side of the story. well i told her she needs to stay outta my life and let me take care of things. and then she decided she was gonna threaten to take my lil angel away from me. and im sorry but a stupid bitch who lost all three their kids shouldnt be threatening me. i may not be the perfect mother but i know i do one hell of a job considerin my age and situation. my daughter has become my number one priority and always will be til the day i die. so if my mother wants to see the bitch i can be i hope she goes forward with her threat cuz im not gonna deal with it. you can fuck with me all you want but when you bring my loved ones into it especially my lil angel you are askin for hell
Stupid Happy Hours Lol
One of my best internet friends (of like 6 years) is currently hosting Happy Hour. Yay Bull. however...... if this keeps up he's going to surpass me in points lol. We can't have that. its just not right... an invitee cant pass the inviter lol. I don't normally ask, but if you've got a few spare minutes come by and rate a few pics or stash? Don't let this fu-student of mine pass me in points. hehe.... Bull... you do learn well Grasshopper but we just can't have this :-P and as always... all fu-luv will be returned. thanks :-)
Stupid Women
I have gotten some mixed reviews about comments I made yesterday in some MUMMs. It just pisses me off listening to some 18 yr old bitch that her "baby's daddy" (note not husband or ex husband, probably because she's 18) is cheating on her or hitting her, blah blah blah. First I think she should go directly to her parents and slap them for doing her such a great disservice by being shitty parents themselves in the way they raised her. Second she should not bitch on here about they way her man is treating her. COMMON SENSE here people. You picked him you don't like it, pick someone else. You probably won't be able to do it on here because you have (luckily for the men on here) posted a consumer warning label on yourself that you are a complete idiot and they should run from you with their hands over their dicks in hopes that no sperm drop even in your general direction. As for the child she does have she needs to start finding a loving family that will adopt it and give it a warm CLEAN l
The Stupidity Of Our Society.
Have we really degenerated to a point in our society where people still feel it is better to have the compassion of an old tire as opposed to bettering humanity even to a slight degree? People drive like lunatics to get to a job they hate, to bitch while they are there, and than fly home because they are so glad to be out of work. Why rush to get there in the first place?? Answer: Let two people merge into your lane a day. They may return the favor. Why is it we get frantic when our fast food isn’t ready right when we order it only to complain that the quality of food is bad? What did you want for a microwaved burger and flash deep fried onion rings?? Answer: Try fending for yourself. If every fast food chain closed you’d probably starve to death. Why do we justify the injustices of our government only to denounce other entities of the same acts of impropriety?? Clinton got a blow job and a free cigar showing in the oval office. Sorry, I would have been fired for do
i think i am stupid cuz i have a great boyfriend and a wonderful girlfriend i love them both. i just wish that they could not fight over me so much like they did this morning.
Stupid Remotes
haha i got the remote to work on the tv haha finally that'll teach me to have the x box on next time huh? thanks for all the non-helpful help i got ya'll are great hehehe next time ill remember to not have anything on lol
Stupid, Stupid, Stupid, Stupid....
Yep, that would explain me in a nutshell. It's funny this morning I was beyond happy. Three of my best friends came back around. I was thrilled. These guys are great, such sweethearts and I love em' to death. Here's where the stupid part(That's me) comes in. Well why is it that all of a sudden they came back???? Well can we say crap happened and guess who they came running back to for advice, and moral support and bascially a shoulder. Yeah, and me the ever sweet, caring, and supportive one. I was here as usual. I really don't mind it cause I love em' and all, but it's just like someone stuck a knife in my heart when they disappear like that and only when something crappy happens do they find their way back. I guess it just hurts more than it should. Then along with them I get my other friends telling me apparently what I want to hear even if I myself didn't know I wanted to hear it. It's great to be needed and wanted, but when it's only out of bordeom, or when
Stupid A guy choked to death while taking part in a fairy cake eating competition. That would be embarassing...
Stupid Fucking People....
ok so, i'm not in a good mood, and I am sick of dealing with stupid fucking people today... seriously... how many fucking people on this earth could be stupid and/or retarded?!?!?! And why do they have to find their way... to me... today... when I'm already in a pissy fucking mood... I'm gonna take a nap, and hope and pray i wake up to not RETARDED people....
Stupid Ass Mumms
I'm so sick of reading these stupid gayass mumms on here. They all r simpleminded questions by folks wanting sympathy or just too stupid not to shut the fuck up! They ask such stupid shit, things they already know trhe answer too. like " Do you think its wrong to let my crack head boyfriend beat my childern? Hes just misunderstood, n its not his fault!" They say such ignorant shit as that. I'd like to read just one damn mumm that actually provoked some thought n a good debate. If i was as dumb as some of these folks who write these things, i wouldnt open my mouth. I'm sure that maybe someone has wrote a good mumm but if so theyrs few and far between.
Stupid People
How stupid are people they comment on a dumb a$$ mumm that I did and they say it is stupid but if it was that then why are they comment on it. Dee Dee Dee. Use your heads people.
Stupid Drama Bring People
I don't get why ppl get affended when other ppl look at the profile's. I mean what make's the difference. It is there to show ppl what you are like and lil tid bit's of your personallity. I love to go to other ppl's page's and see thing's. Not to get into there bizzness. So if you can't take that ppl look at your page to see how you are then either make it private from before or just don't make one at all. What Do you all think? Please give me some input! Thank's Tawnya
Why are girls so fucking stupid! I seriously am so fucking tired of the bullshit! Why cant they really get over themselves and realize they are just stupid and the little games are so FUCKING retarted and they arnt going to get them anywhere! I am so fucking tired of the bullshit! I normally can tolerate a fair amount of shit but this shit is pushing me past my limit! I just cant take this shit!!
Stupid Shit People Post As A Mumm
Ok,kind of funny when people look at someone's pictures or profile...all of sudden,makes them post stupid ass mumms...what for is it away for people to say shit with out really coming out and sayin,just having others comment on it,so it gets a point across about something so fucked or minor?who knows and who really gives a flyin half of everyone who reads them mumms about something so stupid think it makes them feel better to think that maybe they are not the only ones who feels that way.i dont give a shit really.thats why i dont post personal feelings dont like dont read my fuckin blog.
God i feel so stupid. Im ready to just fucking become a nun and never ever date anyone again. You put yourself out there, open yourself up and then what? Another emotionally unavailable person, or selfish and all about them kind of person..... I just need to be a bitch. Being nice and sweet and caring and always down for my man gets me shit on. So fuck it im done im so over being upset over people. It's so hard to let yourself trust or have faith in what anyone says when noone follows through. Being a senile cat lady is looking better and better by the day........
Stupid Ass People
Ok, so I was watching the news at 11 tonight, and once again, the STUPID ASS GOVERNMENT OF THE STATE OF OHIO, is banning yet one more thing. The story was about 2 teenage boys, hanging out, and one shot the other. They SAY that the one who shot and killed the other, was using a mind altering herbal plant, known as SALVIA. But, they don’t know for sure. People, this is not a FUCKING DRUG! This plant is used for meditation. This is a medicinal plant. I am so tired of this country ruining everything. Is this not the LAND of the FREE? It isn’t anymore. Thanks to our FINE FUCKIN FUCK-UP of a PRESIDENT BUSH! And furthermore, I believe that the parents of the boy who had the gun, should be penalized. They had just as much to do with the death of the other kid. If they would have had the gun kept in a safe place, and away from their son, would he still have shot his friend? I am ready to get the fuck out of this country. I am sick of living in this screwed up country. I believe that our countr
Stupid Nasty Ass Skank!!
I am posting this blog cause I am pissed this stupid lil cunt thinks she's got to get involved in my 3 week old daughter's business with her ain't even about me..i could careless..but my daughter is none of hers..and her mouth running..and well for those of you on my friends list can see the pics of her and her father and know that they look identical.. Date: Mar 14, 2008 9:39 AM Flag as Spam or Report Abuse [ ? ] Subject: just one thing Body: just to let u know i never told todd not to sign the birth certificate see what u guys fail to realize is i don't give a fuck what happens if u guys get bk to gether u do if u don't u don't don't hurt my feelings either way an he knows this. no i have not seen the pics of the baby he told me he deleted them when i ask'd to see them. he said that the baby didn't look like him so all i told him is then i would get a dna test b4 u sign'd it. but belive what u want think what u want cause i could give a fuck less. an as to what
Stupid Ass People
Like I said in my last blog about obsessive, overbearing, insecure men... Well, because I removed somebody from my family list he decided to call me a 'fake ass bitch'. This is the same person that keeps comparing me to other people because they fucked him over, not my motherfuckin problem. You have a problem with constantly women fuckin you over maybe it's you. Really. I don't care how you feel about me because I'm not insecure with myself. I mean you repeatedly tell someone to stop comparing you to other people and they still do it, wouldn't that push you away and not want to be bothered. Another person who became obsessive, controlling, demanding of me and I got tired of it. That's the problem. Not all women like that shit. Investigate ask questions before 'falling' for someone else to see if they like that shit. This one don't like it. This is the message I got.. "i see u removed me from family, straight up your a fake ass bitch. I was there for u 24/7 and u fucki
Stupid Stuff
why do people have to do stupid shit.... i am sick of all the nonsense. pisses me off, i should delete my yahoo, my myspace, and my god dam fubar... pissed off right now, and dont like it!
Stupid Ass Men
So, there is this butt fucking faggot... to protect the names of the innocent, we'll call him... Allan. Now, Allan was dating, lets call her, Chastine. Now, Chastine is a wonderfully sweet and amazing girl. And allan, who is a butt licking ass pirate, screwed over this poor girl. ANd, tried to make it out to be, ALL MY FAULT. Although, I didn't even know either of them during most of their "relationship". Now, Allan lives at home, never lived on his own, plays WoW and DnD all the time. He is fucking stupid. He actually thinks he's hot shit and lies like you wouldn't believe. He told me he had 5 girlfriend at one timem and they were all ok with it, and he's take them out for dinner, and they'd all do each other... Riiiiight. This guy couldn't get a cow in bed. (NO offense to my lovely Chastine cuz she just didn't know any better.... she was blinded by love) Seriously he's a fat ugly sloppy icky, ewwww. Seriously. Eww.. Now, Allan wont stop talking shit about Chastine. ANd he talks sh
Stupid Girl...
I like to think that I'm fairly intelligent, kind of cute, a bit outgoing, and laid back for the most part. I may not have it all together like a job I like or one at all really, and to be honest I spend more nights than is probably healthy in front of the computer. Yet those are things that are easily remedied, if I'd just get up off my ass and do it. That's not what prompted this blog. No, it's nothing so simple as that. Yes, yes, by now most of you have probably already guessed it. I'm talking about a someone. A someone that I can NOT get off my mind no matter how hard I try! And trust me, I've tried! It seems like every time I get to a point where I think I'm, for lack of a better phrase, over this person BAM! Back in my thoughts and I'm back at square one. **Sigh** I miss this person a great deal but my pride refuses to let me apologize or even tell this person just how much I miss them. So here I sit miserable as hell because of some fuck up on my part. Before you say this
Stupid Retards
I love the fact that I'm normal. I have some common sense. Alot of people of this site dont have any. Trying to make somthing out of nothing. People need to grow the fuck up and gget over themselves they make stupid ass comments and wonder why they get blocked. It is simple if i dont like you im going to block you. you piss me im not going to talk to you. If you break my heart ill cry about it. LOL i made a funny. But it boils down to this. If you cant grow up you dont need to breathe. You should breathe the same air as good honest hard working people. Who actually give a shit about someone else's feelings. I sit and wait in a hospital waitng room scared shitless im going to loose someone that i love. But i sit here and wonder why people are so cold hearted and dont give a shit about anything but themseleves, and i pray that i never end up like one of these people if i did i would put a bullet in my head. Dont like what i write dont read it. Dont like the question dont answer it
Stupid Q, Maybe... But...
... how do I 'fan' someone? lol Apparently, I've got two fans of my very own (^_^), and I'd like to return the favor. But... how? *cue mystified expression* Hmm. Either someone will take pity on me and offer help, or I'll have to *eek!* ask someone directly. O_o lol
Stupid Guestion...
I see these user IDs with hearts in them and I wonder... How the F do they do those? &hearts doesn't work. And another question... Can you do stars? _________________________________________ I HAVE THE COOLEST FRIENDS. 9734 ☆ THANK YOU!!!
Stupid Boy
Okay so I mostly just sit here and rant but I also observe. I find my friend retarded for taking back a tramp who said she didn't know who he was when he happened to call. And no I'm not jealous of her because been there had that, Plus fact is I have a wonderful guy. But he is my close friend and I don't want to see him hurt by her. At least when I get fucked over I have the common sense not to return for more pain. I MOVE ON. But hey his life... I'm just not going to sit and listen to him bitch and moan about the situation again. You know who you are!
Yeah, bringing you another disturbing creation from the mind of one sick animal who can't tell the difference and gets stupified I've been waiting my whole life for just one fuck And all I needed was just one fuck How can you say that you don't give a fuck I find myself stupified, coming back again All I wanted was just one fuck One tiny little innocent fuck And when I feel like I'm shit out of luck I find my stupified, coming back again Why, do you like playing around with My, narrow scope of reality I, can feel it all start slipping I think I'm breaking down Why, do you like playing around with My, narrow scope of reality I, can feel it all start slipping away See but I don't get it Don't you think maybe we could put it on credit Don't you think it can take control when I don't let it I get stupified It's all the same you say Live with it But I don't get it Don't you think maybe we could put it on credit Don't you think it can take control when I don
[stupid Trouble Making Subconcious Mind]
So... today was refreshing, if not confusing. I started the day off having a vivid sexual dream about a girl I've known, and consider a closer personal confidant for quite some time. She's the coolest. I'm hard pressed to find something annoying or bad about her. Problem... well, there's several, and I'm not getting into them. She's a girl I've acknowledged as being attracted to, but haven't really allowed myself to be. Guess my subconcious took charge for me. And yes, I'm being intentionally vague, try not to wig out if you think it's you. I'd tell you if it was, don't be shy, its not a big fucking deal. We can't control what foods we're allergic to, we can't control who we boff in our dreams. No matter HOW enjoyable it was. Hehehehe. Anyway, the bottom line is, she's exactly what I need in my life right now, I'm wondering.. if maybe I can tell her without having this be weird, or hampering to our current situation, which really I don't want to sacrifice, it me
Stupid Spam
I'm so sick of the spam questions that keep popping up in the bar tab - I'm not going through 15 pages of spam for some stupid quiz, especially when it doesn't let you say "no" to getting any spam e mails. Some of the questions are really dumb too - and why do you get the same ones over and over? Coke or Pepsi? - Shut the fuck up. We hate when that one comes up in mumms. CSI or Law & Order - neither. They both suck. other ones of shows I don't watch - see above What superhero are you? - None - what are you, 5? Would you like a (whatever) giftcard? Not if it means I have to read all that shit to MAYBE get one and either way my inbox gets crammed with the crap you're shilling for. Just a rant...
Stupid People!!!!!
Hey All~ Ya know it is nice when ya receive messages whether its an I'm or Text and it is a nice one. On the other hand once in a while ya get one or two that are not so nice. Today I received several messages that were nasty as in people were pissed at me and saying that I should not do certain things and leave others alone. Now that put me in a very bad place mentally and severly pissed me off! I have replied to these messages trying find out what the hell is going on but get no response. I hate feeling this way cause I get really tempermental, mean, irate etc. But it also depends on who I am talking to if I am that way towards them. Well it is time to find a way to get happy again! Hopefully It will happen real soon!!!
Stupid Ass People Pt. 2
Well, yesterday {4/12/2008} the person of which 'Stupid Ass People' was written about, decided to make my blog "well known" by sending the link to EVERYONE he felt needed to read it. Now if someone blogged negative things about me, I wouldn't send them to the blog to read it...would you? Which proves how his weird little mind works. Now I didn't even mention his name, but he sent the link to EVERYONE he knew. WHY would ANYONE do that. Then harass the people that commented on it. Made one person delete her comments because he wouldn't leave her alone. WTF!!! He gets mad when no one pays attention to him. He tends to throw 'hissy fits'. If he doesn't get his way, he's going to threaten to leave and then create another account. Come the fuck on. And you say I need to grow up. Babes, you need to take your own advice. My relationship problems are in the past. I have a WONDERFUL absolutely PERFECT man in my life. I'm not concerned of what bothers you, annoys you or who the hell did
Stupid People
i fucking hate stupid people. they piss me. you think that they would learn after the first time, but NO. that makes to muck freaking sense. Also, you think that they would learn from others mistakes. like wow, look what happened to them, i dont think that is a good idea. BUT NO. that makes too much freaking sense to. People like this i juss want to punch in the eye, no fucking joke.!!!
I am a woman who has no tolerance for stupidity! Humor is one thing but stupid is another. Why people think its cute I'll never know. All these girls out there who think that if they laugh at all his jokes or act like they don't know tuna from chicken irritate me. What are they gonna do when they can't keep up the act? Most guys aren't willing to stay with someone who changes that much just because the bedroom benefits are good (in most cases just okay). For the girls out there that really are stupid I apologize if I offended you but you should get off the short bus and learn something about yourselves that makes you less (even if it is marginally) stupid. Wake up and smell your brain working!
Stupid Fawkin Bitch
first of all you dont need to be rude about it I was just asking a simple question and second I'm really fuckin tired but thank you for explaining. have a great one === 'I ♥ methylenedioxymethamphetamine ♥ HELLBILLY'S HIDEOUT GREETER ♥' wrote the following at '2008-04-23 02:14:46'.. > > 'I ¢¾ methylenedioxymethamphetamine ¢¾ HELLBILLY'S HIDEOUT GREETER ¢¾' > > is my whole name......thank you for paying attention... > > methylenedioxymethamphetamine is the pharmacutical name for MDMA, which is the main ingredient in exstacy...X-stacy...hence my picture... > > genius. > > > === 'darktawnee' wrote the following at '2008-04-23 01:52:36'.. > > > > I'm not rying to be mean, I'm just curious if by your screen name you really love meth? I'm sorry if you do.
Stupid Your Fingertips.
The more time I spend on fubar the less I like it. I've seen and heard things,well frankly annoy the crap out of me. Little stupid racist/ anti semitic/anti gay comments are tossed around liberally, but hey as long as we get to see a busty girl on cam, it's all swept under the theoretical rug. Seriously, grow the hell up people. I can be as coarse and abrasive as the next person, but there's a time and place for everything....this ain't the time nor the place. And g0d forbid if you call these people out on it.... but if your not in the right "clique"...good luck. Frankly,I'm tired of this whole stupid ass site. I mean, yes, I met the woman of my dreams here... so Fubar was useful in that respect...but it's outlived it's usefulness.... Essentially a means to a end.... And end it is....I don't spend as much time on fubar and lounges in general anymore. They bore me to tears. I can't piss away anymore time here...yes, it's amusing,somewhat like a drun
Stupid Boy
Stupid Boy lyrics Well, she was precious like a flower She grew wild, wild but innocent A perfect prayer in a desperate hour She was everything beautiful and different Stupid boy, you can't fence that in Stupid boy, it's like holding back the wind she laid her heart and soul right in your hands And you stole her every dream and you crushed her plans She never even knew she had a choice and that's what happens When the only voice she hears is telling her she can't Stupid boy, stupid boy Oh So what made you think you could take a life And just push it push it around I guess to build yourself up so high You had to take her and break her down She laid her heart and soul right in your hands And you stole her every dream and you crushed her plans She never even knew she had a choice and that's what happens When the only voice she hears is telling her she can't You stupid boy Oh, you always had to be right but now you've lost The only thing that ever made you
Stupid Woman
Stupid, stupid woman look at yourself young, strong and beautiful independent, smart and confident What the fuck is wrong with you? If he's a loser, no job, no future or abusive in his past oh, he's perfect for you What? stupid stupid woman you can't change him can't fix him can't make him who he could be he's just him worthless piece of shit wipe him off the bottom of your shoe and never look back!
Stupid Cable Bill
might not have the internet tomorrow and idk when it will b back on
Stupid Bitch
So my last ex girlfriend (before my most recent) IMed me, and god this felt good: yourstruly2340 (1:34:20 PM): Ummmm If I'm such a bitch why am I still on ur list? ONLYoneCANNOLI (1:34:52 PM): you're not on my list. ONLYoneCANNOLI (1:35:08 PM): not blocked, no reason to. i dont check your status messages, and i dont care. ONLYoneCANNOLI (1:35:29 PM): maybe a couple months ago i thought there was redemption to your character, today i do not ONLYoneCANNOLI (1:35:41 PM): i am over you, and it feels good. ONLYoneCANNOLI (1:36:24 PM): you can have your joe, your puppy, your bowling, your life, and you know what? good luck with it. ONLYoneCANNOLI (1:36:32 PM): i dont hate you ONLYoneCANNOLI (1:36:38 PM): but i only see you would be rotten to me ONLYoneCANNOLI (1:36:52 PM): you want to think that our little fling ended all because of me, go ahead. ONLYoneCANNOLI (1:37:06 PM): get what you want in this world, the way you think you should ONLYoneCANNOLI (1:37:13 PM): i got enoug
Stupid Ppl
dont u just love how ppl r now a days. best friend one minute and worse enemy the next...or ppl who say ur their friends and what not bt where are they when u really need someone..or ppl tell u that ur so good looking but when they dont get what they want or what they were expecting u dont hear nething more from them...i dont know maybe its me and im to trusting. i told myself im not gonna let ppl walk all over me ne more and thats exactly what im gonna do be a stronger person and to hell with the ppl who dont care...maybe i have grown inside and learned from shit...well ttyl have fun..
Stupid People!
I get freaking asked by another woman why I added her to my page if it was due to being on a similar guys page ahh NO! Then she proceeds to act like she is a couple w/ this guy BUT suprisingly has a boyfriend and this guy "were" friends but thanks to her the ignorant mo fo, he has blocked me calling me the bad person...HELLO...I did nothing wrong but defend MY relationship and brought to light she was in one too!!! Also that she had no right questioning me on our "mutual" guy friend!!!!! He doesn't do other women who have boyfriends either you C+! WHO's the F'in psycho...sorry NOT ME!!! you do what and either of you educated?! NO! TA big deal and Danny you deliver dirt! CreamyItalian - old hag and Danny aka smallcox-which you do have a small cock BTW seen the pictures, he's barely even circumsized too GFY!! enjoy what neither one of you will get...happiness!!! Krissy and Matty FOREVER!!!!
Stupid People #4
How Many Stupid People can their actually be in the world? I rummage through my 400+ Spam E-Mail's that have accumulated on an email address I rarely use, Last time I checked it was last Friday. Geeeze 400+ Spam mails, Even Duplicates.... Why does Spam seem to increase? Because there are stupid people that click on the links and get taken for a financial ride or hacked. I have keywords on my Spam filter BUT the seem to always get around it by popping a picture saying Virgo or spelling it different v!agra or V1agra, COME ONE PEOPLE do you think I am going to buy your product if you are shady enough to go around my filters, Are they that stupid to think I will click on their link and give up my credit card information and personal info as well? Well Somebody has to be STUPID because if no one clicked on this sh*t they wouldn’t be any reason to send out the Junk E-Mails in the first place, OH YEA and even better, How many of you have received the Nigerian scam or the one from
Stupid People
Stupid Laws
o It's legal for couples to have sex in a parked vehicle during their lunch break from work, as long as the car or van has drawn curtains to stop strangers from peeking in New Mexico. o In Canada, It is illegal for a teen to walk down main street for Fort Qu'Appelle with their shoes untied. o In Canada, It is illegal to leave your horse in front of the Country Squire without hitching it securely to the hitching post. o In Alabama, it is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle. o In Norfolk, Virginia, a woman can't go out without wearing a corset. (There was a civil-service job- for men only- called a corset inspector.) o In Connecticut, You can be stopped by the police for biking over 65 miles per hour. o It is unlawful to lend your vacuum cleaner to your next-door neighbor in Denver. o In Woodstock, NY it is illegal to walk your bear on the street without a leash. o In Merryville, Missouri, women are prohibited from wearing corsets because "the
Stupid Is As Stupid Does
Body: I STRONGLY URGE each one of you to repost this as many times as you can! Each opportunity that you have to send it to a friend or media it! A lot of Americans have become so insulated from reality that they imagine that America can suffer defeat without any inconvenience to themselves. Pause a moment, reflect back. These events are actual events from history.. They really happened!!! Do you remember? 1. 1968 Bobby Kennedy was shot and killed by Muslim male extremist between the ages of 17 and 40. 2. In 1972 at the Munich Olympics, athletes were kidnapped and massacred by Muslim male extremists between the ages of 17 and 40. 3. In 1979, the US embassy in Iran was taken over by Muslim male extremists between the ages of 17 and 40. 4. During the 1980's a number of Americans were kidnapped in Lebanon by Muslim male extremists between the ages of 17 and 40. 5. In 1983, the US Marine barracks in Beirut was blown up
Stupit Is As Stupid Does!!
Body: I STRONGLY URGE each one of you to repost this as many times as you can! Each opportunity that you have to send it to a friend or media it! A lot of Americans have become so insulated from reality that they imagine that America can suffer defeat without any inconvenience to themselves. Pause a moment, reflect back. These events are actual events from history.. They really happened!!! Do you remember? 1. 1968 Bobby Kennedy was shot and killed by Muslim male extremist between the ages of 17 and 40. 2. In 1972 at the Munich Olympics, athletes were kidnapped and massacred by Muslim male extremists between the ages of 17 and 40. 3. In 1979, the US embassy in Iran was taken over by Muslim male extremists between the ages of 17 and 40. 4. During the 1980's a number of Americans were kidnapped in Lebanon by Muslim male extremists between the ages of 17 and 40. 5. In 1983, the US Marine barracks in Beirut was blown up
Stupid F*ckin Loser
Stupid Flaggers!
Yesterday, I sat here and watched 30.. yes THIRTY.of my pictures being flagged as NSFW.. which was the last straw.. One of the pictures was of a horse.. What the hell is wrong with the people on this site? Nothing better to do? Jealous? What? What is it that would cause someone to sit there and flag someone's pictures like that.. I would understand if it were one, maybe two.. but 30?!?!?!?! I guess it is some jealous bitch out there that did it.. Anyways.. as I have said before.. if this happens again I will put everything on lockdown.. Guess what? I did.. everything excluding the default.. which i wish you could mark as "family Only" is now.. "FAMILY FREAKIN' ONLY" If you want to see.. ahhhhhhhhhh too damned bad.. This is supposed to be an adult site.. Why do we even have the "NSFW" anyways.. If you are at work.. you aren't supposed to be here anyways.. And as for the under aged people on this site.. GET THEM THE HELL OFF OF IT!!!!! Oh wait.. that will cause all the pe
Stupid Kid
Stupid Kid - Alkaline Trio
Stupid People
I am so severely tired of stupid people. It seems like I them everyfuckinwhere. I want to dance a jig when I meet someone worthy of a conversation, let alone a friendship. And by worthy I mean someone that is on a same mental level as I am. I don't think I'm better than everyone else, but I know that I am better than some. There are people out there that can be equated to dirt or feces, and I dont care if this sounds shitty, thats just how it is. I am tired of people with a barely present IQ trying to appear better than they really are. Its tiring for me to interact with all those chodes and bitches. I know I'm not a tolerant person, and I don't have to be. Its my party, and I'll hate them if I want to.
Stupid Things
why do men do the stupid things they do? just to see our reaction?
Stupid Ex's
So my ex found out about my boyfriend and is all like so who is this guy..and I told him his name is Ray...and he was like where does he live so I can go shoot him I was just like dude stfu u arent going to shoot anyone..then he told me that he would shoot me. I laughed at that too. God my ex is a fuckin retard. So then my ex was all like whats it with you and LD relationships.. and I told him well Im going to see him hopefully this coming month..he got all emo and was like Im gonna let you go. Why ppl think they are tough and then go emo is such a funny concept. But Im happy with Ray..he's amazing..He treats me really good its like Im walkin on coulds when he talks to me. love Ree
Stupid Things :)
I just noticed that a friend must be referred to level or get points..WTF?? Was fun to get points. fubucks to get your friends cutsy gifts etc.I have a lot of friends who looked at the Fu and said screw that place.. to much drama. Dont blame them really. I wont be refering friends and now with this change I may just say screw it and find a new place to have stupid fun. With the lose of getting fubucks etc, I wont be able to buy little cartoon gifts etc, so the site will lose its fun for me.. Basically if you dont see me around, its because I went elsewhere where you can be a individuial and you are not required to do something like invite people to enjoy the site.. Blahhhhhh want to know how to stay in contact let me know... ~~hugs~~
Stupid Men...
Okay, so as you get on Fubar here and start building points you click on everyone's profile and as a woman all these men start sending friends requests and messages back to you. Only on ocassion do I send a friends request. I'm really looking for the rates for points and already have some pretty special people in my life that keep me busy so I'm not looking to add to the dating schedule. There was someone that lived close by that recently started sending me messages which was fine. They wanted to meet sometime and I said maybe but wouldn't the woman in her bra on your profile mind that (2 pictures up one of him and one of the woman in the bra)? He deletes the picture and says it is someone that he thought was cute...hmm. So he sends a few more messages but no real chatting going on and definitely no committment to meet (I just don't do that people until I can check you out the best I can- it's not a safe world). So with no committment to meet, no real conversation ever taking pla
Stupid People
Ok, I just wrote all this and it said there was an error and I lost it all, so now I am even more pissed.....Ok, once again......Why is it that people bitch and moan that they are single and nobody wants to be with them and they are all "I totally want to get to know you" when they don't want to make an effort? Duh, wtf, if you only talk to someone 20 minutes a week, you're always gonna be single! I understand that people have lives, but quit bitching about it if you don't want to make the effort or take the time to get to know someone. (I am not talking necessarily about Fu, I mean IRL too) Quit fucking with people's heads saying that you want them and then rarely talk to them because of your "work" or "kids". If you cannot take time out of your life after work or when the kids go home, then quit initiating conversation with people who genuinely like you! It is not fair to people. Not to mention, it makes you look like assholes. So, either STFU and quit bitching that nobody wants you,
Stupid People
Honestly stupid people never cease to amaze me. Having to deal with 'The Public' everyday at work I see the most idiotic people on a daily basis. Number one.. if you cannot operate a gas pump, why are you even attempting it? They are the most sophisticated form of mechanical engineering on the planet *eye roll* Number two.. if I ask you for your ID (meaning some form of PICTURE identification, not a library card)I need it, must have it, you are NOT going to get your items without it.Don't play me for stupid, I am not you. Number three, if you do not have enough money, I am NOT going to give it to you. Hellooo GET A JOB! Do not keep asking me to give you the money or loan you the money, it is a store.. you pay for what you want .. YOU being the key person. Number four, if you bring a child into the store, KEEP UP WITH THEM. I have started keeping them for collateral for the items they break and/or eat that you do not have the money for..because you cant even pay for
Stupid Ass That I Am
Kristin ~A...: dude you know what you r a damn ass ->red_rose: Check me out any time you want... red_rose: tnx is for yu sweetheart i ll continue leving luv but later ->red_rose: Thanks ->Kristin ~A...: send your link ->Kristin ~A...: I dont ever go in there...I bet no one in there remembers me... I joined baught a round of drinks Then never went back in... ->Kristin ~A...: I barrly sed profile comments... It crashes there as well at times..... Not missing the plugins it just fucks up.... But I tell you what I will try and join.... if it works so be it ut will never come in too chatt... I f it crashes So be that wont be able to join... I'll try Kristin ~A...: oh so why the comment that you dont do chat rooms when the lounge I am with is a lot similar to the one you are with ->Kristin ~A...: I joined that on a different computer this one crashes when i join.... Kristin ~A...: hmmmmmmm you dont do chat rooms but you are with club karizma really makes a lot of sense
A Stupid Fool Motherfucker!
That would be none other than me. How does the old saying go? Fool me once: shame on you. Fool me twice: shame on me. Shame on me. Yep, ladies, you can have your studly guys with a full head of hair, money, smarter, no problems or children, a nicer car, a 6 pack and a tan and can dance. You can have them. But, at the end of the day, balding guys with bad hearing, a bad marriage behind him and a few kids and little money are the ones that will love you, cherish you and respect you forever. The grass isn't always greener, ladies. Remember that.
Stupid Fubar Asshats!
This is why I sometimes hate being on Fubar. Men come at you crazy and when you refuse they wanna hate and strart tripping. He looks like a fool anyways and my man looks better but i wanted to share how ignorant men are today. ->BLUEBOY: ok whatever u say ->BLUEBOY: why u hatin now sayin i look 50 when i know i dont and why u wanna see a 50 year old looking woman for BLUEBOY: U DO ->BLUEBOY: i know i dont look 50.... BLUEBOY: U R PRO SAYS 35 BUT U LOOK 50 WHAT IS IT ->BLUEBOY: ill be with my man ->BLUEBOY: no BLUEBOY: CAN I C U TONIGHT ->BLUEBOY: are so blunt these days BLUEBOY: AND UR BOOTY BLUEBOY: I WANT U ->BLUEBOY: oh ok. BLUEBOY: YEAH ->BLUEBOY: oh ok. is she a white girl or what? BLUEBOY: NO ->BLUEBOY: cool....does ur gf have a big booty BLUEBOY: HELL YEAH ->BLUEBOY: that so? BLUEBOY: MMMMMMMMMM BLUEBOY: I LOVE BIG BOOTY's BLUEBOY: SORRY NO I DONT ->BLUEBOY: u have anymore pics? BLUEBOY: HER ->BLUEBOY: oh
Stupid Amy
I hate when I make a stupid joke on here and someone takes it the wrong way. Well this goes for the internet in general. It's hard to convey jokes sometimes. Or anything you type/say in general. So many times things are taken out of context because you can't communicate with tone, inflection, body language, etc. Well I made a new friend earlier and he seemed pretty cool. Then I had to go and be a dope and make a stupid joke. Well I'm pretty sure it pissed him off. He said it was cool when I explained the situation, but I could tell he was lying. Oh well. Chalk another one up to Amy sticks her foot in her mouth. -sigh-
Stupid Peole Awards
Stupid people awards It is once again time to vote for-the Darwin Award nominees for 1997. As you may already know, the Darwin Awards are for those nominees who will not be contributing to the gene pool (thankfully). The 1997 nominees are: NOMINEE No.1: [San Jose Mercury News] An unidentified man, using a shotgun like a club to break a former girlfriend's windshield, accidentally shot himself to death when the gun discharged, blowing a hole in his gut. NOMINEE No.2 [Kalamazoo Gazette] James Burns, 34, of Alamo,Mich., was killed in March as he was trying to repair what. police described as a 'farm-type truck.' Burns got a friend to drive the truck on a highway while Bums hung underneath so that he could asthe source of a troubling noise. Burns' clothes caught on something, however, and the other man found Burns 'wrapped in the drive shaft.' NOMINEE No.3 [Hickory Daily Record] Ken Charles Barger, 47, accidentally shot himself to death in December in Newton, N.C., when, awa
Stupid People!!
I just logged on to find this in my messages. Do I really make people that jealous of me to waste their time being a douche? Maybe they just wish they were me....What do you think? LMFAO People need to grow the hell up. :D
Stupid Is As Stupid Does Police didn't have to go far to find $400,000 worth of cocaine — it was in an undercover car they'd been driving for two months. An officer cleaning the car at a patrol station Wednesday discovered the nearly 50 pounds of cocaine carefully hidden in hydraulically controlled compartments. "These compartments have recently been more and more popular with drug operations," said Deputy Chief Julian Bernal, commander of the narcotics division. Dallas police put the two-door 2004 black Infiniti into police service on May 7 after seizing it at a drug house. It had been found at a drug house earlier this year along with a 1999 Honda. Bernal said the narcotics division searched both the vehicles and found nothing unusual after the seizure. The Honda was sold at auction. Bernal said police plan to contact the person who bought the Honda to find out if drugs are hidden in that car, too. And, they are also trying
Stupid Life..
I just feel like everyone in my rl is so fake.. and that nobody in my family or friend irl even care about me.. i feel like.. i am so numb.. liek i can't breathe anymore.. -sigh- I NEED A DRIIIIIIINNNNNNNKKKKKKKKK!
Stupid Power Outage
Grrrrrrrr not only did i not make Godmother (only 290,459 Points to go!) but looks like I lost my fubar member ranking as well. What the heck is up with that? Did that many folks level up etc yesterday? Ugh.
Stupid Fools
Damn them! Damn them all Who are they to say we have is not real? Do they live our lives? Do they even know how we feel? NO Clueless to reality Mind closed to the truth So sure of their own mind! WELL WALK A MIND IN OUR SHOES SEE WHAT YOU SHALL FIND! Let them have their own world of superficiality I would rather live in the light I dont need to justify myself But aye for my rights I will fight. Turn your normie nose to the air Don't even bother thinking that I care! HA HA HA! I laugh but also feel sorrow I Pity you for your ignorance Sterotyping us you say we are dumb But it you that shows it is smarts that you lack. Do not preach your words, I do not wanna pick your brain, You reality is not real So leave your brain alone and just let it heal! I can not change who I am, I never asked for this, but that is ok, I would not change this life for yours, I would rather my eyes open anyway! I end this now and say good night, I hope yo
Stupid Downstairs Bitch
shes like banging something on the walls and screaming super loud with a bunch of friends she knows i have kids as well i so wanna go beat her ass!!!its 10 at night and she is waking my lil girl and my son cant get to sleep either can super pissed i could just bash her face in with my foot!
Stupid Ass Dj
I want to know where ppl get off.... OK I just watched the news and this guy named Micheal Savage, I think he is a royal piece of shit, but he is a jockey for a radio station. Well he sits there and judges people who have done not one fucking thing to them. One of his targets today was children with Autism, those of u who know me well enough know that I have a son with Autism so this hit a little to close to home. He said all this was, was children who didnt have a father around and didnt have disapline and they were just being brats. you have NO idea how much I wanted to throw something. I actually cursed at the tv. Yes cursed at the tv. Yes I know sounds stupid in retospect but I was upset. my daughter was so upset she started yelling at the tv. and before u start saying u shouldnt curse infront of ur children, yes I know that too. But I want to know from all of you, what are your feeling about this? What do you know about Autsim and if you came in contact with someone who had it
Stupid People
Okay yea its just thoughts, dont mind spelling and punctuaion. I try but when my thoughts just flow they dont get spell checked cause I will change what I was writing, so yea here is my rant! Okay guys, Ive been told that im "hot" and i believe that im pretty, but if were having a conversation about how hot you think I am, thats not a conversation thats a thought being repeated out loud over and over! I do NOT live my life on the internet! You shouldnt either its not good for a person. I get offline all the time. Dont sit here all day and wait for me to log online, thats rediculus and borderline stalkerish. So yea dont tell me crap like that. Don't tell me you know what Im thinking, obviously you dont if you have to keep telling me that Im thinking or that Im in deep thought. If im taking time to talk to you im not in that deep of thought! Okay and the last one for now. I may have a hot body to some, but no you cant have a nudie pic, Im not getting on cam to show you my
Stupid Fucking Drivers
Stupid Fucking Drivers Current mood: annoyed I've always wondered if Stupid fucking Drivers know that they're stupid. So I came up with a small test, if you fall into any one of these categories, you may want to think about changing your driving habits, or better yet, maybe you should start taking public transportation, you may not be smart enough to operate a motor vehicle. 1. When did blinkers become optional? Was there a memo passed around that I missed? I think maybe these people are just to damn lazy to reach over three inches with their finger and flip a switch while they're driving, that would just take WAY to much effort. Or maybe you only have one hand free because your using your only free hand to talk on the damn cell phone... which brings me to my next point. 2. What in the world did people do before the invention of cell phones? What could all these people have to talk about on their way home? I totally believe that its possible to drive and operate a c
Stupid Is, Stupid Does State police say they arrested a man early Tuesday whose blood alcohol level was 0.491 percent — the highest ever recorded in Rhode Island for someone who wasn't dead. Stanley Kobierowski was taken to a hospital, put in the detoxification unit and sedated, said Maj. Steven O'Donnell. He was arraigned Tuesday on charges of driving while intoxicated and resisting arrest, and he was released after promising to appear Friday at a court hearing. "The person's lucky they survived," O'Donnell said. "There's no doubt he would have gotten killed or killed someone if he had continued on the route he was taking." A phone listing for Kobierowski could not be found, and he did not have a lawyer in court Tuesday. Kobierowski, 34, of North Providence, was arrested after he drove into a highway message board on Interstate 95 in Providence, O'Donnell said. After police arrived, Kobierowski had trouble getting out of the car, then grabbed
Stupid Ass Fucking Neighbor Firefighter nabbed as cheat City says medical ploy netted him 7.5Gs while he was supposed to be at physical therapy Tuesday, July 22, 2008 By PHIL HELSEL STATEN ISLAND ADVANCE STATEN ISLAND, N.Y. -- From Bravest to busted. A Staten Island firefighter was arrested yesterday on charges he used an on-the-job injury to scam the city out of more than $7,500, by playing hooky at the same Concord firehouse that lost 11 firefighters on 9/11. John Dimino, 45, of Prince's Bay, allegedly left work multiple times over six months using the excuse that he was going to physical therapy for a work-related injury -- except he never showed up for the sessions, the city Department of Investigation found. Dimino, an 18-year veteran who makes about $68,400 a year, surrendered to the DOI yesterday morning and was charged with third-degree grand larceny and falsifying business records, the most serious of
Stupid People
I hate them with a passion.
Stupid People!
Black women beware of this guy: stretchnutz@ fubar apparently,he thinks "Black pussy taste like shit". His exact words.... just a heads up on this stupid fucktard!!!
my first blog :) just wanted to right nonsense! Blah!!!! :( i still want my iphone dammit!
Stupid People.
i fucking hate stupid people. they piss me. you think that they would learn after the first time, but NO. that makes to muck freaking sense. Also, you think that they would learn from others mistakes. like wow, look what happened to them, i dont think that is a good idea. BUT NO. that makes too much freaking sense to. People like this i juss want to punch in the eye, no fucking joke.!!!
Stupid Online Poker Donkeys! im in this freeroll online poker tourney right. i already won the first round, now im in the second round and my goal is to finish in the top 9 so i can advance to the finals. im cruising along whoopin butt taking names all that goodness, then with 11 people left, it happens! ........i got pocket aces and flopped a full house. so i bet, dood raises, i re raise all in ...he calls me w/ a k,3 suited! so what happens? ......he rivers quad 3's on like ......what the hell! this dood thought he was so good too! that was untill he lost all his chips in like 5 hands. someone should of told him that playing crapy cards don't work all the time thats all i got now!
Stupid Asses
You know, I am so sick and tired of having guys pretend like they are interested. They hang around and pretend like to wanna get with me in some way, shape or form. Then when the time comes to actually meet or just go out and see what happens, they disappear. After anywhere between 2 days and 10 months, I MIGHT get a text message or e mail saying "oh I'm sorry, I decided to get with so and so," or "Me and my exgirl friend are gonna get back together." If you still have feelings for your EX girl, DON"T BOTHER ME AT ALL!! I don't need guys hangin around me to act like the wanna build me up only to send me crashing even lower from being passed over YET AGAIN. If you aren't actually interested enough to give me a chance, then don't act like you are. If you wanna befriend, that's cool. I don't mind being a friend. Just be honest enough with me to let me know what I am dealing with and if you invite me somewhere, at least have the balls to tell me if the plans change. Don't ignore m
Stupid People.
What is the deal with people. Do like look like a person who is here to meet random people and screw them all?! I mean really. I dont have a cam. I am in a realationship. I am not leaving that anytime soon so please stop asking. The "just dont tell him" line does not work at all. Its called a conscience. Yes I have one and Yes it does work.
Stupid People
I swear people just don't have any common sense! I'm at work. I have an armful of folders that need to be file. I stroll into the file room and TRIP on a folder that's in the middle of the floor! Hello! What kind of freakin' idiot leaves file folders in the middle of the aisle!? So, I send out a nasty email about this to get a reply...Sorry. That was me. I'll try to be more careful. Be more careful?! WHAT THE FUCK?!?!
Stupid Ext Cab
i'm done, i've had it, the damn thing is going up for sale i've had issues with my ext cab for a while ... its been down over a year now and i've dumped about a grand into it and i still haven't got it going again. we had it started but it wouldnt idle right ... its on my last nerve and i'm ready to torch it and be done with it ... does anyone want this thing? give me a price and i'll think it over, i'm just tired of messing with it. here's some info in it: its a 1998 Chevy Silverado, ext cab short bed, 5.7 Vortec 350 (V8), automatic tranny, 2 wheel drive, leather, power everything, 3rd door, bucket seats with console, tinted windows, chrome bed rails, new chrome step bars, chrome gas door, locking gas cap, tailgate lock, drop in bedliner, striaght pipe dual exhaust, rear tires are nearly new, and it's wired for a sound system. it does have some issues ... not starting is the main thing but it also has the big dent on the driverside door and ext cab section ... here's some
DO you think your wasting your time on the person you like? I hope not. That would really suck ass Ever been kissed under fireworks? yeppers What was the last thing someone gave you? a drink When is your birthday? July 26th Was yesterday better than today? everyday is a great day Where was the last place you fell asleep other than your own bed? a friends couch Most memorable thing that's happened to you this summer? everything. I've had a blast this summer Who's the last person that told you they loved you? kev Do you like reading? sure do Have you ever made fun of someone? all the fucking time What do you hope to get for your birthday? a trip to the playboy mansion What do you hope to get for Christmas? who cares it’s forever away Who is one girl you trust most? jojo Who were you with last night? Kevin, Timmy, davor,and we saw wilson When were you the saddest in your whole life? fuck being a sad panda. be
Stupid Shit
Where were you yesterday around 5:00 pm? home watching americas next top model Where are you right now? living room What is one thing you would love to happen tomorrow? i don’t have to work...... that’s my pipe dream.. and i will put it back in my pipe and smoke that shit.. Do you bite your fingernails? only half of them What are you looking forward to in the next month? my nephews birthday When is the last time you talked to number 1 on your top friend? 30 minutes ago Do you live with both of your parents? neither actually Did you kiss or hug anyone today? yep What jewelry are you wearing? none i am not a fan of it Who will you see the most this weekend besides family? the guys Have you ever wanted something you couldn't have? everyday... Have you ever, in anyway, been betrayed by someone you trust? sure have What do you hear? the car shop across the street Recently kissed anyone with the name starting with
why do i waste my time??? YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY????
Stupid Ppl I Swear
i am so pissed off rite now i waz watchin this show & this gurl comes on there & finds out her bf cheated so she threaten to leave him 6 wks l8r she comes on the show again for the 2nd time wit the same guy come to find out he cheated again she threaten to leave him for the 2nd time i call bullsh*t she said that before & stayed wit him she brought it on herself so she cant sit there & cry bout it once a cheater alwayz a cheater i dont care how much i love sumbody cheat on me once & im gone for good i dont give out 2nd chances thats like askin them to do it again i hate ppl like that that pisses me off ppl are actin stupid & it pisses me off even more i guess its true what they say stupidity DOES make the world go round kk im done now sorri yall i just had to vent thanx for readin
I've been thinking a lot about this latest fiasco in the world of finance and how it impacts us all and the ways in which our elected officials are planning on handling it. It seems that our government is going to buy up to 700 billion dollars in bad debt, debt that some of the foremost and (self-proclaimed) most trusted, smartest investment, banking and insurance companies have managed to collect and spread throughout the entire financial system. Basically bankrupting the country and, in one single act of stupidity, doubling our national debt. According to the latest projections, every man, woman and child in this country has just been handed a bill for 2,300,00. Whether or not you wanted to play, you just anted up. And the Chinese (who most of this "bail out" money will be borrowed from) could not be happier. To add further insult to this Department of Justice and SEC officials have stated that the "Geniuses" that arranged this house of cards have done nothing illegal and th
Stupid Thursdays...
Blah, I hate Thursdays. It's evil cause I have to go to bed early cause of work on Friday mornings. I'm thinking of taking Monday off just because I don't feel like working four days. HA HA, it's been a while since i worked a 4 day week. 4 days of 12 hours gets real tiring. I have no plans tomorrow....I'm just gonna be a bum.... yep...sounds good to me.... I go sleep now...take my eye balls out and sleep...
Went to a party Mom (read all the way to the bottom and sign your name) I went to a party, And remembered what you said. You told me not to drink, Mom, so I had a sprite instead. I felt proud of myself, The way you said I would, that I didn't drink and drive, though some friends said I should. I made a healthy choice, And your advice to me was right. The party finally ended, and the kids drove out of sight. I got into my car, Sure to get home in one piece. I never knew what was coming, Mom, something I expected least. Now I'm lying on the pavement, And I hear the policeman say, the kid that caused this wreck was drunk, Mom, his voice seems far away. My own blood's all around me, As I try hard not to cry. I can hear the paramedic say, this girl is going to die. I'm sure the guy had no idea, While he was flying high. Because he chose to drink and drive, now I would have to die. So why do people do it, Mom Knowing that it ruins lives? A
I was reading a random blog on here about this one dude talking about how this skanky bitch or whoever left a rude photo comment on his photo. She rated him a One and commented that he was fuckin' ugly. He said he didn't care much of the rating but commenting about how he looked got him pissed. So I replied back to his blog saying how I hate people like that. Who think they're everything and better than everyone else. I told him of a time when this skanky bitch at work would always harass me of how I looked. That I wasn't a barbie doll like her. She would always comment out loud how fat I was and shit. I hate that bitch, I actually was about to take her to HR about the harassment. I even told her in the past to stop harassing me. So I went to this person's profile, after finding her rude comment on this dudes pic. I looked their pics and didn't see any of their pics public. Her default, if it's really her, is some skanky blonde hoe in a bikini. I rated her profile as a One
Stupid Doctors
So this morning, 10 mins before getting on the bus, they tell him he is not going and that when the unit gets back, they will initiate a MEB....Then they send him back to that stupid fruitcake doctor, who has some strings somewhere and gets it ordered that he WILL be going to training after all and that he won't do a MEB until his tests come back abnormal. UM DUH! In one breath he says that his heart was dilated but yet his tests were normal. Sure, makes sense to me alright. Stupid motherfuckers they are.
Stupid People
Why do people who have no use for your email, passwords, dot com sites hack you? I worked my ass off getting up to God Mother and then get it yanked, because some asshat took my email. What is he going to do with it?? I mean really. He stole my web site I have had for 2 years and just pulled everything off it. For what reason?? It's a name and a site. He isn't using it for anything. Does that make him a big man? Oh well, anyway.... just venting a little. On a good note.. I have some awesome friends who have helped me level up so quickly. It's been great!!! Thank you everyone who has come by and blinged, far'd and just loved up on me. You are all the best!!!!!!!!! MUAHHHHHHHHHH
Stupid Questions Deserve Stupid Answers.
Stupid People
hey ladies please tell me if a man left you for keeping a filthy house and even though you paid all the bills and gave her a cell and a car, them you gave her 800 dollare a month for groceries, gas and cigarettes would u complain? i wouldnt! then he pays 500 dollare out of pocket to fix your car, buys your 2 kids and another kid that isnt even his own summer clothes , gives you 1100 dollare of his stimulus check and when he cant help u get school supplies because he just got laid off decide to nail him for c hild support just because u want to go to a bucky covington concert and you dont have the money i thin k this is being very selfish and taking advantage of a man who does right by wonen. this is the reason why men dont want to do us right because when they go out of their way to do right by us some bitch has to come along whose got it made and makes us all look like bitches
Stupid People
ViciouslyD...: dude why'd you get a sex change? you make for one ugly ass woman So I log onto my fubar and see this in my shout box, I've never even viewed this guy or even talked to him, and this is what I get? Love it, seriously, if I was a guy then I would have dick pics up and not pussy pics, but thanks dude, thats why my man is hot and your not! wow he even rated my pics a 10 wtf
Stupid Houses
I am still trying to find a house. I have found two actually but things always go wrong and no one has money and if i have to stay where i am any longer i am going to die and i cant stay any longer there is nno room. my bro got kicked out of his apt so he is on the couch and no where to go and my grandmother is coming to visit again no room. i hate it i need a house some body calm me down or i am never going to to sleep. I HATE HOUSES!!!!
Stupid People And Stupid Questions
It has come to my attention that some of you are stupid - that is, the slow, the dense, the willfully ignorant, the ones who just don’t get it. I think we can all agree that you all should not be allowed to ask QUESTIONS. So i have decided to post answers to some of the stupid questions you may find yourself asking in an effort to save your time as well as MINES. Q: Why dont you talk much? A: Because I dont have anything to say..DUH Q:Can I ask you a question? A:You just did, and its a 1 question maximum 2day. Q:Can you do me a favor? A: Can you pay for this favor? Q:Why are you so unfriendly? A:Cause I hate answering stupid questions. Q:Why dont you like answering questions? A:Cause you didnt submit it in writing. Q:Do you like me? A:If you gotta ask then the answer is obvious. Q:What are you doing? A:Answering stupid questions. Q:What are your turn off's? A:People who ask stupid questions. Q:What are your turn on's? A:People who dont ask stupid
why would a girl make everyone think something is happening to her and its not? honestly i like came to fubar because a friend of mines sister is fucking with peoples heads... at first i thought it was funny but i think she enjoys it and spends way too much time on it! its like a script and now....lets say she has gone and made alot of people worry and cry!!!!
Stupid Bitches
U know wat there r some real stupid bitches on this site i have one on my page and she is dumb. U know she made me loose a good woman and now she is happy but u know wat fuck it ya dig. To all the men on here beware of stupid bitches.
Stupid People..
k..'s the deal.. my brother and his two girls are stayin at my house.. and last night i had a couple guests over.. and my sister was here.. the guests were here for like less than an hour.. and on their way home they notice one of their doors isn't closed right and there's some stuff missing from their car.. someone broke in to it right outside my house!! while we were all sittin around visiting! lol.. so we go out and check..and the door of my brothers car is messed messed with and his glove box is open.. so we phone the cops and whatever.. and they're spotlighting the area.. (cuz we live in a pretty out of the way area.. lots of places to hide. lol) and while the cops are looking around for whoever busted into the cars in the first place.. i just happen to look out my kitchen window and see the dude trying to get into my brothers car again!! like seriously?? what kinda guy tries to break into a car.. that's parked outside a house with big ass floodlights on the side..
Stupid Stuff
for what reason can a parent all a sudden choose not to want there sun in there life my mom said it to me the other night im not a person to cry but i had tears what sucks is i have no choice to live with her so oh well she is dead to me 4 that
Stupid Shitt
Correct me if i am wrong but my personal profile is mine right. I mean what i put on there is what i want. If someone doesnt like it, then get the f*ck off my page. END OF F*CKIN STORY. I dont need five different people messaging me or sbing me shit. Just dont look at my shit, better yet block me so you dont see anything of mine. hell i dont care what you do. Enjoy the message and your weekend
ok... this is a Blog.. not a mumm, these are my thoughts, not an opinion poll. Now that, that, is said: Why are people so friggin stupid? Specifically why do people have to have drama in their lives? Self generated drama? I have been out of the dating scene for well over 12 years, and before that I was too caught up in my life as a soldier to seriously date any one... ok there was one, you caught me. But now, I am starting to pay more attention to what people I know are saying about their Girlfriends/Boyfriends and it seems that there is just too much self generated Drama. Why aren't people just up front and honest with each other from the beginning? "hey I like you, lets spend time together, but I'm not interested in being in a monogamous relationship." that seems to me like a pretty straight forward understanding of what the person wants... namely a friend with benefits package. On a daily basis I hear about "oh this girl!!!" or "he is driving me batty!" yep she actually said t
Stupid Fake Ass People
WTF-- ok so to all you stupid ass people men and women-- that want to create FAKE ass pages to go spy on others that block you-- GROW UP AND GET A LIFE!! That is so very sad and childish. IF someone blocks you must be because they dont like you for somereason--as adults we should understand that NOT everyone is going to like us-- just facts of life!! Stop taking FUBAR so seriously and back the hell up from the computer!! DAMN!!!
Stupid Asses
why, WHY do people feel the need to post as many naked pics as possible on here? i can understand wanting to put up some sexy/cute/cool pics of themselvs, with piercings and tats and shit like that, but why would you want to put yourself out there like your some huge slut and spread eagal and make yourself out to be some super whore just to get rates and comments....i dont get it, then people wonder why they get stalked and raped. and im not saying people dont have the right to do what they want, wear what they want, but some people out there dont have the common sense to understand that what they do and wear can make a weak minded person come after them and have the idea that if a girl puts herself out there like that then why not try to fuck her, whether she wants it or not? im not saying its the girls total fault, but i am saying some of these girls need to use a little common sense when it comes to putting themselves out there like they're the hottest shit on earth then wonder why
A warm summer breeze, lightly blew on this moonlit night, Two lovers on the beach, no one else in sight, Two lovers, you and I, walking hand in hand, As the moonlight danced across the waves, Sparkling like diamonds in the sand, I stopped and turned to you, wrapping my arms around your waist, Pulling you ever so closer, As my heart began to race, I stared into your eyes, As you stared back into mine, My heart beat ever so faster, and lightning shot down my spine, Closer still, I pulled you to me, Until our lips touched ever so gently, A soft kiss at first, barely a flutter, Then our tongues met, as I felt you shudder, We lowered ourselves onto the beach, Our two bodies , becoming one, the love, the passion, the desire, burning brighter than the sun, We still laid there together, as the morning chased the night, your head upon my chest, our bodies still clinging tight, It is time to start the new day, and soon we have to rise, this love we sha
Stupid Ex's Wife
Nothing is more annoying than someone being a lier and putting their nose where it doesn't belong, So yes she is married to my ex. Who cares. She accused me, my BF of molesting my children, raping them, starving them. Accused my children of raping hers. Right there why would I want them around her? Then goes on saying she's pregnant, post a nasty picture of herself trying to pull off a preg belly, (she's fat so it almost worked cept it was soggy looking) then a month later she wan't preg but adopted a baby. Hummmm where is that baby in her family pics. My kids were thrilled when I told them this, till we discovered it was another lie. She accused me of sleeping with a DFS (DCS) agent. Sleeping with TONS of people. Then accuses me of slandering her and my ex. The funny part is everything MY children know of her and him is from her. Every blog, chat, and e-mail I have recieved from HER not him the father of the children. I have read (minus the bad words) to my children. I have every
Stupid Choices..
Okay well im just starting to feel better after dealing with the lovelies at the Army hospital out here which sucks. I started drinking last night, okay i was drinking a lot and then I blacked out my friend called 911 when she realized i was unconscious they came into my home and i was unresponsive so they loaded me into the ambulance and guess what happened.. well naturally i woke up and saw some man standing over me and me not having any idea where i was undoes the belts holding me down and goes to dart for the door i get slammed back into my seat i get to the hospital and they say my heart is racing too fast and that they need to do an IV asap so me fighting and cussing refusing the IV because u do have the right to refuse medical treatment and they were like u dont have any rights because ur drunk so i got the IV and then my blood pressure dropped really low and they all came rushin back in it wasnt good but i got home this morning about 6 and have felt pretty crappy most of the
Stupid American Things
Only in america drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. ________________________________ Only in people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke. ________________________________ Only in banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters. ________________________________ Only in we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage. ________________________________ Only in we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight. ________________________________ Only in they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering. ________________________________ EVER WONDER ... Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin? ________________________________ Why women can't put on masc
Stupid Fucking Site
I got signed up for this shit eating site by some asshole and now I get stupid fucking requests from people I do not know,nor do I want to.This is what happens when some dumb ass American prick makes a site that does not verify it's information.I have tried to delete this cunt hole profile,but the supposed "delete my profile" option is not under the "MY" as it is said to be under the help section of this worm infested looser site.Fuck you and don't have a nice day!!!!!
Stupid Scale....
Grrrrrr. I'm about ready to toss that stupid scale out of the house. I know that I shouldn't weight myself every morning, but I can't help it but wonder. I weighed myself this morning and found a unhappy number. Graaaah! Either I should get a new one, it's a digital one but years and years old (Rich says it's fine) or just toss it in the bathroom cupboard or whatever and stop weighing myself. Yeah yeah, I know stop weighing myself all the time..but that...stupid number!! Grrr!! How the hell??? I eat fine!! Okay, so I didn't go to the gym or work out yesterday....But I have the last 3 days...can't I have a break? Grah!! Just frustrating. What am I doing wrong????
Stupid Bitches
Ok, the other day my lil sister Jamie got in a fight and kicked some girls but (Destiny). Well the next day Destiny's older sister whos about my age came over and was talking shit to my 12 year old sister (Jamie). So I went down stairs to wher she was (Angel) and called her out told her not to ever fucking disrespet my family, she kept running her mouth so i steped in the house she was in to drag her out, her dad stepped in the way and said "get the fuck out of my house" which i did. Knowing from past expereince that stepping into some ones house can get me in trouble. Angel still kept running her mouth at the same time hiding in the house behind her dad (Doug). The next day I saw her and called her out again saying "what you got nothing to say now huh, bitch" No she didnt till she got buy her dad. Whatever it was all petty shit, so I was gonna let it go. Yesterday she was outside with all the kids where i live, and my daughter was out there to. I didnt think anything of it,
Stupid Knee
I think it is time to get a new doc... My last one moved after his building collapsed during hurricane rita.. and i haven't had one since (yes i know its been a few years.. shut up) My knee has decided that it wants to go all spastic on me again... I have a nice lump in it.. and I think it is full of fluid AGAIN... I can't even bend it enough to put my foot on the opposite knee to tie a shoe... and it is TENDER... hurts to move sometimes... very very sore to the touch... It sucks... *sniffles*
Stupid Drunk Drivers!!!!
If my day cant get any worse then it is. Besides the fact that I am loosing a friend over something I did that was wrong. Now my sister was in a car accident today. GOD DAMN drunk college kid hit her while she was driving to her own college class. And she is in hospital with some broken bones and a cuncusion. I have personal experience with drunk drivers from the time I worked in Law Enforcment. They are all idiots and I think they should be put to death just because of the possibility of them killing people.
Stupid Ass Drunk Drivers! I Don't Like You!
(Okay this poem made a huge impact on me when I turned 16, I have lost many friends because of drinking and driving and it's very important to me that I try and change this problem...even if it's just all of you reading it...) Hope it effects you like it did me!!!!!!!!! Somebody Should Have Taught Him I went to a birthday party but I remember what you said. You told me not to drink at all, so I had a Sprite instead. I felt proud of myself, the way you said I would, that i didn't chose to drink and drive, though some friends said I should. I knew I made a healthy choice and your advice to me was right as the party finally ended and the kids drove out of sight. I got into my own car, sure to get home in one piece, never knowing what was coming, something I expected least. Now I'm lying on the pavement. I can hear the policeman say, "The kid that caused this wreck was drunk." His voice seems far away. My own blood is all around me, as I try hard not t
Stupid People
Ok so I clean a major dept store for extra money. Ok no big deal. Well today I go in midday just to take out the trash, check on the bathrooms that sort of thing. Well I notice that there is a lot of women shaking the heads in disbelief around the restrooms. Well they were out of order. Signs on the door and everything. Well I go in there to try to unclog the toilets and more ladies come in. So I tell them that the restroom is closed and to use the salon one. well they get pissed. Hello, I am standing in a bunch of yuck and you are the pissed one. So a few more come in. One lady just dropped trough and went.OMG what morons can they not read? I see an out of order sign on the bathroom and I run to the next one. Damn people have common sense. Oh and then my manager puts wet floor signs like a barracade and women were still climbing over them. So Stupid. OMG!!! Well anyways that is women for ya. When we have to go pee, we have to go pee. We don't care how nasty the bathroom is we are go
Stupid Men
Women are bitches due to hormones, Men are stupid due to hormonal bitches.. SMILE have a great day ;))
Stupid Tagged Thing
You Can Only Type ONE Word. Not as easy as you might think. Now copy and paste into your blog and tag 5 ppl to do the same. Leave a comment to let us know you have done it, AND LEAVE THEM A COMMENT TO LET THEM KNOW THEY HAVE BEEN TAGGED. It's really hard to only use one-word answers! 1. Where is your cell phone? lost 2. Your significant other? jail 3. Your hair? brown 4. Your mother? loser 5. Your father? no 6. Your favorite thing? pizza 7. Your dream last night? sex 8. Your favorite drink? whiskey 9. Your dream/goal? rich 10. The room you're in? bathromm 11. Music? rock 12. Where do you want to be in 6 years? here 14. Where were you last night? here 15. What you're not? loser 16. Muffins? poppiesedd 17. One of your wish list items? car 18. Where you grew up? town 19. The last thing you did? fart 20. What are you wearing? clothes 21. TV? bonanza 22. Your pets? dead 23. Your computer? compac 24. Your life? dead 25. Your mood? ok 26. Missing someone?
Stupid Ppl
Stupid Love Poem
I am bored with love and it's passionless limbs that drape over my bed in a lethargic state of impotence while wearing the same red heart my soul picked up hitchhiking off highway serendipity Now here we are alone in togetherness trying to build dreams with two by fours and glue, but even a home won't tie us together when our hearts live alone Poetic vows cliched into nothingness like all words do, eventually and we allowed our bodies to become another pair of hollow shadows that make love to a wall instead of each other and we wonder why the roses are dying
Stupid People On Fubar That I Dont Understand
BatchMaster: Are you there? BatchMaster: Hope your not angry.... BatchMaster: Hello? BatchMaster: The dirty ones..... BatchMaster: I guess... ->BatchMaster: me? the one with 4 pictures in it? BatchMaster: You.... ->BatchMaster: which one did you want to see? BatchMaster: You opened your pics???? ->BatchMaster: dont think of me as a bad person but i just need to protect myself on here. sorry ->BatchMaster: ok. BatchMaster: No dude no reason to be mad..... ->BatchMaster: are you getting mad? i just asked a simple question. BatchMaster: O'k' Whatever.... ->BatchMaster: im just curious as to which on in particular you wanted to see or caught your attention? BatchMaster: Whatever you want too show... ->BatchMaster: which folder did you want to see? BatchMaster: Yep ->BatchMaster: i think that if you click on it it sitll shows the picture its just that you cant view it right? BatchMaster: And I get that.... ->BatchMaster: its mostly open to family memb
Afraid Of you And what you mean to me Knowing That Im Alone in what I feel. Waiting For the day You finally walk away. Dreading The feeling Of life without you. Hiding From you So you dont know what I think. Smiling Through pain Do you look at me that deeply? Praying To God That I am enough to keep you. And all these things that I see in mah head. All these things that I feel in mah heart. Nothing that I know can stop me from loving you.
Stupid Moron Asshole
I deleted this fukcing moron and blocked his ass.. so wut does he do he makes an account of me Apparently he has made alot of accounts of me. if someone with my pic and has a cheese on it, dont add me, its not me... hes retarded gay fag moron who has nothing else better to do.. he thinks he funny but he aint hes a LOSER a fucked up guy who has no life So this guy keeps brothering me and harassing me.. does anybody have any ideas in how to get rid of this bastard...
Stupid Americans
Stupid Americans: We, as stupid Americans, take everything for granted. You'd think we'd look around, watching everything crumbling around us... and realize we're fucked! We are a 3rd world country in the making... the architype for failure. Big business has tapped us dry, making their new homes in foriegn lands. The things we need become more expensive, as the value of our dollar plummets into oblivion. Our leaders bleed the working man, holding us down with their foot upon our backs... and their hands in our pockets. All is dictated, what we want, need, feel, love, desire... are we so dumb that we need a beer label to turn blue to tell us when it's cold??? You either fit into the scheme of things, or you're expendable... it's that simple. It's time for a revolution, a "take back our mind, body, and soul" awakening! But people would rather rally around the television... and vote for the next American Idol. Is reality THAT mundane? Do we really need to know w
Stupid Ipod
my stupid ipod won't work, and I'm doing a lot of travel lately, so it's crucial that I have my music. Because I didn't do anything to break my old ipod I'm reluctant to give apple more money, but itunes already has all my music, and I'm used to ipods... Damn.
Stupid Peolpe.
I placed a mum on fubar, as many have done before me, and the responses I have recieved from the mum has me baffled. Are peolpe as stupid as they are on here. Not talking about the people who really posted something with sense, but the ones who wanted to name call and put shit up that was really stupid. I thought the mum was for asking the population about stuff. But I guess that all that is suppose to be there is questions about boobs and naked people. When will people grow up and understand that, even though I like boobs , that is not the only thing to talk about. so if you dont like the mums I posted dont read them.
Stupit Ex
It's winter. It's cold. Snow for tomorrow. Since over Christmas break David showed up with no coat, I called the ex to remind her to have him bring one. Her answer..... "David doesn't normally wear a coat." Ummmmmmmmm. Again.. temps below freezing.. snow coming.... BE A PARENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes he is 13. And needs to be responsible for more all the time. But when kids don't do what makes sense, as a parent you have to help them. I do buy him some clothes, which I send home with him. No sense in keeping things here because he grows out of them so fast. So I told her maybe she needs to talk to him about wearing a coat when it is cold. Her response... "I told him if he got sick he would have to take medicine." Wonderful.
Stupid Is As Stupid Does...
Jenny came over today... again... She rung the doorbell four times. I answered it on the third ring. Instinctively, my first reaction is to say to her "why do you do that?" but I refrain my impulse with the rational thought of the fact she wouldn't know what I meant anyway... "My dad is gone and I don't know where my dog is!" she says "Well, is your mom home?" I say "Yeah, but she's painting right now. She is VERY busy!" Jenny replies "Well, maybe your dad took the dog with him somewhere" I say, in an attempt to get her thinking more logically... "I don't know where my dog is" she says, like I didn't hear her the first time! "I think you should be telling this to your mom" I say as I slowly close the gap of my open front door. The sliver of daylight decreases to nothing and Jenny just turns around and walks away.. She's a strange child and I gather, not closely monitored by her parents. Honestly, I think they do it on purpose!
Stupidest Man In The World?
Know what? I gotta be the Stupidest guy in the world. I had My Life going in a Good Direction. A Direction that My Mother actually approved of & was hoping that I would stay on. Let Me give You alittle background. 3 1/2 years ago, I was unemployed & sleeping on the couch @ My brothers. Didn't have much of a future. Well, in the mornings I noticed this attractive Woman that was about My age. She's actually 2 years older than Me. Well, We got to talking & soon after I got a job. It's the job I currantly have now & have had for almost 2 1/2 years. I really like My Company & the People I work for. Well, back to the story. As Me & this Incredible Woman talked the More I liked Her. She had been married a couple times before & has 5 Wonderful kids, All of whom to this Day I Adore & Love. Well, We would meet each morning for the bus. Me going to do My morning routine of hang with Friends before work & Her going to work at a local Hospitol. Even on My days off, I would be out there every mornin
Stupid Cunt!!!!!
So I have had this friend since grade 11 and we were pretty close. So anyways on facebook she updates her status saying she wanted to move away. So I commented good you should leave. So this other girl comments on it saying I better watch my back and just talking plain fuckin smack to me, someone she doesnt even fuckin know. So I said she obviously doesnt know who she is trying to fuck with. So then my so called friend comments and backs up her other friend and doesnt acknowledge me. So I inbox her and say she needs to tell her friend to back the fuck off. She said she wont and I should. Well, you can already see how well that is going can't you? So anyways i said next time someone spreads rumors about her, Ill do it too. Because she is obviously no friend of mine. If she was, she wouldnt have backed her other friend up, and not me. She would have just said you two need to quit or something. Am I right? NSFW cause I swore alot.
Stupid ???s With Answers!!!!!
EMS STUPID Frequently Asked Questions -- With answers! By Jerry Fandel Q. Do you need to go to school for this or can anyone do it? A. You have to go to school, it is long and hard and most of the people involved like to abuse the hell out of you while you are doing it. Q. Hey, Ambulance dudes, how do I get to the Dead concert at the Oakland Coliseum? (or any other request for directions) A.Hmm, well,uhhh. I'm sorry I don't think you can get there from here. Q. I'm seeing things, will you take me to the hospital? A. Sure, if you are seeing rats and bugs we will take you to County Hospital, if you are seeing music and hearing colors we will take you to the Berkeley border and drop you off, you'll fit right in. Q. Do you like you like your job? A. Yes, in spite of everything I do like my job. Q. Do you make a lot of money? A. Not enough by a long shot. Q. How come the Police come to the call with you? A. Investigation, crowd control, and to keep me from
Stupid Ppl
the other thing i cant stand are stupid ppl the type of person who cant even use a fucking tv remote it is likt what the fuck are you a mental case or what stupid ppl should not breed!!!
Stupid Twatwaffle
-> ♥DJ Mistr3...: nope ♥DJ Mistr3...: i only have 1 hr of my 11s left will u please help me to get godmother!! 1. don't ask me to rate you, i hate rating people 2. i'm not even your friend 3. DJs should just delete themselves dumb cunt!!! /rant
I'm in a long distance relationship. Communication has been lacking lately and i just feel like i'm not important enough to her. I feel like I'm just going to be kicked to the side, and that i'm undeserving of her time. I try to stay in contact more, i switched hours at work to allow for more time, then i fell ill and ive been sleeping odd hours lately, missing times to talk, missing her... and the nights i did stay up and wait for her to come online, or talk to me from pc-to-pc, she fell asleep and didnt bother to wake back up for me. It was an accident, she says, but it happened so many times it felt like i just didn't matter.. and i still don't feel like I matter to her. I want this to work, but the more time goes by, the more i feel like i have little to no importance in her life even though i can't help my heart chose to give itself to her. I honestly don't want anyone but her, but I'm tired of hurting and feeling alone without her. I think i'm just stupid..
Stupid Cupid... Luv To My Girls
Just because I Can & they so deserve it Please show these ladies some great luv They have been here for me & this seemed the best way to repay them for all their love & support that they have shown to me always. They are the reason I stay on this crazy site lol ♥~BRATT~♥Fu Married to TJATTHEROCK*FuOwned by Wastntime:) ~SURPRISE ME~ IF YOU THINK YOU CAN *~~*Lynne*~~*~~A.K.A ~**Candy Caine**~ ♥♀Çhåøtï¢ ¶®îñçë$$♀♥ ReBeCcA Thank you all so very much & you are the best friends ever!!! Bulletin Brought to You by ஐ~Dream~ஐ ALL MY FRIENDS RAWK!!!
Stupid People....
Why am I surrounded by stupid people? Seems like there are so many people out there that think they know me when they never even took the time to ask about me. People like this give my real friends a bad image by tryin to act like they can speak on my behalf when they are hardly qualified to talk for themselves. I'm tired of people actin like they know me just because they know my name. A name is just a name and doesn't mean you know shit. Learn some common fuckin courtesy and know what the fuck your talkin about before you say shit... if you wanna know me ask ME don't go around with the he said she said bullshit... if I didn't say it, it's heresay. Stop being stupid, I'll educate you if you wanna know ask. If not stop tryin to talk shit and start shit... it's just making you look dumber. Damn I hate stupid people.
Stupid Secret Admirer
I thought I would share with you my internal monologue when I came back to my hotel this evening. *open fubar* Oh great I have 32 new messages I bet 30 of them are from that stupid secret admirer thing. *opens mail* Oh look I was right, god I'm smart. *clicks first one* Oof not much of a selection here, well if it isn't her or her I don't care who it is. *15 minutes of clicking and dissapointment* Why the hell do i still have to open all the rest of these. *10 minutes* "You have a new secret admirer" OH FFS DOES IT EVER END?!?!?!
Stupid Dj's
im listening to the radio, 104.1 the rock of new orleans, and this female dj starts telling a story of how she announced some emo screamo band i fail to recognize, and how the manager asked her if she has eye liner. she digs in her purse and pulls out black eye liner, and gives it to him. the guy takes it to the singer of unknown band and he slops it on his face. and when the guy gives it back to her, she says "guys that wear eye liner are hot, but im a little wierded out that he gave it back! but should i auction it on ebay or throw it away?" and then plays this sacrilege????? Date Rape - SublimeMore at
Stupid People
I have learned in past relationship that if someone dont want you then they dont want you go figure. I talk to a lot of people and come to the conclusion men and women are dumb in relationships. they always chase after the ones that dont want them. and there is always someone in the background that wants to be with that person. and that person know that someone wants them but doesnt care cause they think that they have a chance with someone that they dont! but what they dont realize is that when they finally figure out that the one they want dont want them they think oh well that one person will be there when im down. well guess what we dont want to hear about some other person u want so badly to be with. we are the ones that you should be with not the one that picks you up when get knocked down. and yall know who yall are on my friends list that do this. when yall finally figure out who really cares and who really dont its going to be too damn late and the one that cares wont care any
Stupid Is As Stupid Does
In Honor of Stupid People: In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed to stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods: On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping. (Shoot, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair.) On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)? On a bar of Dial soap -- "Directions: Use like regular soap," (and that would be how???....) On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion). On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)! On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought????...) On packaging for a Rowena iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time)? On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machin
INC LAW FIRM London International House 1st St Katharine's Way London E1W 1AY DX 1070 London City Good Day, I am Tods Murray (Esq) a Solicitor with INC International Law Firm London and a personal lawyer to a late client Mr.Mahmoud Azmi Ahmed Mohamed who passed away after a critical illness. My client was a well known philantropist and one who likes to care for the needy without giving a second thought.Before he died,he made a WILL in our law firm stating that GBP£6.5 million (Six Million, Five Hundred Thousand Pounds) should be donated to any charity home of our choice. My client has a Municipal Insurance Bond,he has a "Blanket Policy" (Property Insurance) covering funds lodged in an Insured Bonded Domiciliary bank here in the United Kingdom.The bank is requesting that my client who just passed on to come forward for the renewal of the deposit contract agreement which from record is estimated at GBP£6.5 million (Six Million, Five Hundred Thousand Pounds) or cl
Stupid Satellite Internet >=[
I hate it. It's worse than dial up. Whatever. If you cant get a hold of me for some reason or I don't return the love, forgive me, the internet gods hate me. >=[
Stupidness Is Contagious
why does it seem that EVERY fucking lounge on here has those creepy ass guys that just drool over any and every woman that talks to them?? am i really the only one who sees this? its sooooooooooo obvious. its one thing to sweet talk and flirt. but when you up right try to "protect" their prize from other guys when they talk to its not the girls fault for playing into it and thinking its very cute. its gotten to the point where there are certain lounges around that i will never step foot in again. like club fantasia for starters. others will go unnamed because i dont want people to think the owner is shitty, because she is actually an amazing woman and knows who she is p.s. I HATE STUPID PEOPLE....
Stupidness people I know have been fighting recently....and personally i think the reasons for the fighting are fucking retarded....don;t get me wrong both of these people are very intellegent( aside from the fact that one of them is a dumbass) but come on people its reDICulous. So you wanna talk to other people...fine....should you ignore everyone else while you do no why...exactly....fucking don't play games no one has the time or the energy for that kinda bullshit and personally im tired of dealing with the fallout from it ya know....i hate seeing/hearing people pisses me when it happens i wanna fix it...and when i cant it pisses me off even naturally i wanna go out and do something about it...anything...and the resoning behind the fight it you like someone big deal...bros before ho's yo...all im sayin is im tired of seeing her cry hysterically becuase of loosing this friend over his arrogance. Maybe its jsut me but i valaue
Stupid Poem Lol Board
Potatoes Potatoes are so round They come out of the ground Also they are brown. I love them mashed They are eaten by every class They are fun to bake, deep fry, and eat There is nothing in the world that they can’t beat. Potatoes are my friends. Lol stupid ass poem right.
Stupid Girl I Should Of Known
Say you're sorry That face of an angel comes out Just when you need it to As I pace back and forth all this time 'Cause I honestly believed in you Holding on, The days drag on Stupid girl I should have known, I should have known That I'm not a princess This ain't a fairytale I'm not the one you'll sweep off her feet Lead her up the stairwell This ain't Hollywood, This is a small town I was a dreamer before you went and let me down Now its too late for you and your White Horse, To come around. Baby I was naÎve, Got lost in your eyes I never really had a chance. I had so many dreams about you and me. Happy endings; Now I know I'm not a princess This ain't a fairytale I'm not the one you'll sweep off her feet Lead her up the stairwell This ain't Hollywood, This is a small town I was a dreamer before you went and let me down Now its too late for you and your White Horse, To come around. And there you are on your knees Begging for forgiveness, Begg
Stupid Peoples Guide To Life
Found something I thought you folks would enjoy... this is a stupid person's guide to life. Oh and if you need to use this information to help improve your life or make it safer... I feel for you... MORON!! Now please read on, and I hope you enjoy this as much as I did!! By the way This was written by a dude named Samuel Stoddard. Don't eat rocks. Don't take naps in the road. Don't stoke fires with your fingers. Don't throw a brick straight up. Don't breathe car exhaust. If you ever meet the President, don't offer him the surprise gift of a firearm by whipping it suddenly out of your coat pocket. For all pertinent tasks, use a hammer, not your fist. Walk around toxic waste dumps, not through them. Don't stargaze with friends on a hilltop in a thunderstorm and use metal fishing rods as pointers. The stuff on the bottom of your shoe is not for internal consumption. If you need to get somewhere, and a freight train heading in the direction you're traveling just happens to
I am super aggravated this morning for some reason. I am tired of annoying people everywhere, including Fubar. People are either assholes, or stupids, or pretentious fucks on here (just like the RL!). Its getting harder and harder to meet someone new who is NOT full of shit. Perhaps I should just stop responding to annoying conversations...wait, I already have
Stupid Helicopter
I stole this from Tinkerbell. I hate her cuz it's a stupid game & I'm addicted to it. I can't get past the second hurdle thingy. My high score was 114. I suck.
So I kind of forgot about this story because I try my hardest to tune out stupidity, but I thought a few people might enjoy this. I'm sure everybody is aware of Bill Engvall and his "Here's Your Sign" skit. So, Saturday night I was on my way to my sisters apartment to hang out and have some drinks. I was picking up some Jager and redbull for our Jagerbombs, and I proceeded to go to the self check out. I bought a couple other things too, and the way they bag shit at Walmart drives me crazy unless I do it myself. I'm not a fan of 2305732087532087523 bags because they can only put like two items in a bag. So of course since I had liquior, they have to come do their check thing. She saw my movie I was buying and knew she'd have to put her ID badge to the scanner. Well, right NEXT to the movie is this BIG BOTTLE OF JAGER and the bitch proceeds to ask me if I have any alcohol first (if you have alcohol and a movie you need to be 18 to buy, they only have to scan it once if they do th
Stupid Fuckin Clown
OK...ya'll know what has been goin on with juggycunt. My question do we fuckin put a stop to it. e have all tried, yet it continues. IDGAF about her name calling..or the posters she has made with my pic. What pisses me off is that she keeps pushin..when I ignore her she makes fake profiles with my pic. And so...I have went to support..they call it a member dispute...yes..but she has also violated the TOS several times. Now she is threatening legal action against US I read it in a SB convo between her and a friend (she was under a fake acct of course). I guess this is just an angry rant...that many of us are bein told to fuck off when asking for help. fubar is not even enforcing their own rules..unless there is monetary gain for it it seems. Blah Fuck it. End rant
Stupid Sites
this site isnt all that its boring and just not much fun,and when people want you to create salutes to view them or there profile well thats just about the dumbest thing i have seen on these sites,so i will be deleting my profile soon so if you havent said anything oh well no great loss have a great day
Stupid People = Entertaining As Fuck
Every morning while i drive to work i listen to a radio station where they have this segment where a woman asks random idiots dumb questions and these idiots respond with even dumber answers. Todays question was: "Where do think vegans come from?" The answer to that question is, of course,... Veganistan! (Needless to say i almost crashed into the oncoming traffic.)
Stupid World
Sitting at this dam computer filling up this fucking blog everybody can suck a garillas nut cause i lost my fucking job this worlds so fucking stupid why the hell are we still here we got drugs and guns and terrists and aids went past the queers global warmings gonna kill us all so stop filling up your tank anybody got a dollar bill to bail out another bank fucking world
Stupid Questions In My Mind
When can you trust someone? what happens when doubt is there? when can you truly love someone? but there is more there than you can see... im tired of being hurt.. im tired of being alone.. im tired of it all.. do i trust him? yes should i? i dont know do i love him yes should i? only he can tell me. too much silence im going to go.. bye people.. be happy in all you do
Stupid Bitch!!
Stupid People
ok so i have a problem my aunt is a super cunt. i finally get things ok for me and my family and my direct family is up against me. it has been long and coming i suppose but it finally happened, i will start from the beginning, i was seperated from my hubby this past summer and was still living at out shared apartment without him i started seeing someone else and thats when my life went down hill. i then had to move from my apartment with my children to my mothers. mind u my mom has mental illness and is very unstable but it was working for the time being, well then my neighbors were going to steal my appliances which i desperately needed. well i called the cops and moundsville's finest only made the situation worse they knew i didnt live in my home and they called the health dept because some neighbor kids came in my house and raided my cupboards and destroyed my home. so i then work things out with my husband and i am going to bring my family back together and my aunt brings me court
Stupid Ex Lovers!!!
Sooo....found out from my ex's friend that he claims I couldn't have been pregnant with his child because he's sterile. Interesting, considering he already has a three year old...If he wants record from the hospital after the miscarriage I'll be more than happy to show him. Problem? Apparently he's calling me a whore...okay...I've been with a grand total of 7 people...he cheated on me with 4...who's the whore????
Stupid Encounter #1 Wtf!!!
I was going to write about this one... but Nuff said... this was a random message from someone I am not friends with... Fucking just EWWWWWW...
Stupid Encounter #2 Google Chrome
~*~ÐrÅgØn3...: theres sumone here who might be able to help u out ~*~ÐrÅgØn3...: not sure if hes there now or not ~*~ÐrÅgØn3...: thats his link ~*~ÐrÅgØn3...: sinfully seductive lounge..go look for a guy name jer...he knows alot ~*~ÐrÅgØn3...: i dont know all the ins and outs...hmmmmmif u go to .... hold on let me see ~*~ÐrÅgØn3...: well im not still learning how to use one ->~*~ÐrÅgØn3...: cause mine didnt and then it just slowly crashed after that ->~*~ÐrÅgØn3...: no its on a pc ~*~ÐrÅgØn3...: i dont know..ive never used a mac ->~*~ÐrÅgØn3...: the task manager ->~*~ÐrÅgØn3...: i dont need one now i got a imac after my computer blew up lol ~*~ÐrÅgØn3...: what thing? ->~*~ÐrÅgØn3...: when you press ctrl alt delete does the thing pop up still ~*~ÐrÅgØn3...: its better than avg ~*~ÐrÅgØn3...: thats what i use ~*~ÐrÅgØn3...: its a free virus protection thing ~*~ÐrÅgØn3...: then its almost impossible to get a virus, also download avast.......... ~*~ÐrÅgØn3...: u need
Stupid Encounter #3
bugsy33: its not there lol ->bugsy33: just press enter bugsy33: i got a bar it lets me write in it but not send it ->bugsy33: did you not find the bar to type in, in catacones bugsy33: i think im on the internet so ya ->bugsy33: internet exsplorer bugsy33: wats i e im still new lol ->bugsy33: are you on I.e. ->bugsy33: hey bugsy33: why cant i chat
Stupid Encounter 4 (read Bottom To Top)
->real10inch01: you coulda been like hey whats up... not do you like masterbation... I can see why your single... noob real10inch01: i liked your looked real10inch01: no i dont ->real10inch01: what you think I'm whore? sorry I'm sar more intellegent for this question go read a book real10inch01: HA here baby real10inch01: lol ->real10inch01: You into getting shot? real10inch01: u into it ->real10inch01: http:... real10inch01: u into masturbation real10inch01@ fubar
Stupid Encounter #5 (read Bottom To Top Its A Sb)
thomas1210: ok ->thomas1210: no... i want to know why you want my yahoo thomas1210: yor e-mail address ->thomas1210: ok what? you wanna dj? thomas1210: ok ->thomas1210: first are you asking for it cause you wanna dj or for what? thomas1210: what is it ->thomas1210: of corse thomas1210: do you have a e-mail address at yahoo ->thomas1210: hey
Stupid People
I don't know what you people think but i am getting pretty annoyed with all these people making fun of our service men and women. i served 3 years in the service and got made fun of alot. but the way i look at it until they fill our shoes they can kiss my ass and stay off my page. i have no respect for them at all. i just deleted a friend who made fun of them and i told where she can go i am against it period. i'm a nice guy and don't like to yell at people but when it comes down to it you don't make fun of someone who's shoes you can't fill yourself. i mean if it wasn't for us no one would be living the life they are living now, in a free world. I was proud to serve my coutry and there isn't anyone who can change that.
Stupid Choices Jazz Time And Public Crappers
Isn't it a shame that Maximum Overdrive movie did't have like a killer elevator door or a murderous vibrator or some shit like that I remember seeing that movie looking at every big rig i passed going okay motherfucker stay parked stay parked it was over all a pretty cheesy movie but somehow the idea intrigued me So listening to the god awful music they play at work this fucking moronic DJ gets on and says "That was some old dead dirty fucker performing some song nobody in their right mind gives two shits about funny story about that song is he composed it while taking a shit in new york subway train liquored up on mad dog 20 20 you gotta ask yourself was that great or was that great?" what the fuck is it with people that they are going to ask you a question seeming like they are giving you a choice when in fact they are asking you the same shit twice and not even asking it like the same way differently hell no same way two times what a douche bag it makes me wonder if these are th
Stupid Encounter #8 (read Bottom To Top Its A Sb)
AND NO ITS STILL NOT ON THERE... Hmm... ->Steven/ Is...: kk Steven/ Is...: said i did it successfully did it twice Steven/ Is...: its on there twice now ->Steven/ Is...: Steven/ Is...: hmmmm can u send me the link again ->Steven/ Is...: it didnt say you reposted it ->Steven/ Is...: yeah prolly Steven/ Is...: ok would that be good or no ->Steven/ Is...: umm no unless you want it in a blog Steven/ Is...: ok do i need to do anything else on the bullentin like repost it some where else Steven/ Is...: ok so what do i do when she remakes it ->Steven/ Is...: no Steven/ Is...: ok and if i make more offers which i think on doing she gonna make the poster again do i have to pay again for the updated one ->Steven/ Is...: yes Steven/ Is...: oh no do i have to do that to get it ->Steven/ Is...: oh did you add me as a friend? ->Steven/ Is...: hit post again at thr bottom Steven/ Is...: what do i do now Steven/ Is...: i did and it says error: i really fucking hate y
Stupid Encounter #9 (read Bottom To Top Its A Sb)
USER URL: Tongue2Swe...: thanks for talking cunt ->Tongue2Swe...: your the one that aint getting the fucking hint ->Tongue2Swe...: im not the cunt you stupid lil bitch Tongue2Swe...: ok cunt I will block you so i don't bother u again...i am sorry ->Tongue2Swe...: haha... nah you know you have hit me up like 5 times in the last maybe 3 months and everytime I tell you Im Fawking married... your a fawking dumbass Tongue2Swe...: i want to one day ....i'll take u shopping afterwards ->Tongue2Swe...: you never seen my pussy Tongue2Swe...: i like young pussy sorry ->Tongue2Swe...: dont you have anything better to do like go play in a busy street? ->†S51™ BOY†...: http:... Tongue2Swe...: wow u r nasty ->Tongue2Swe...: go fuck yourself with a double edged razor Tongue2Swe...: next time i visit my son in az can I u?
Abraham Lincoln (attributed): 'Tis better to be silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt. Albert Einstein: Great ideas often receive violent opposition from mediocre minds. Albert Einstein: Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe. Aldous Huxley: At least two thirds of our miseries spring from human stupidity, human malice and those great motivators and justifiers of malice and stupidity, idealism, dogmatism and proselytizing zeal on behalf of religious or political idols. Aldous Huxley: At least two thirds of our miseries spring from human stupidity, human malice and those great motivators and justifiers of malice and stupidity, idealism, dogmatism and proselytizing zeal on behalf of religious or political idols. Bertrand Russell: Most people would die sooner than think; in fact, they do. Bill Cosby: A word to the wise ain't necessary, it's the stupid o
Stupid Survey
~Have you thought about an ex today? Nope ~Where is the person who has your heart at the moment? On my footstool. His name is Meatball ~Would you date someone who lived in another state? Yes ~Could you handle a long distance relationship? Yes ~When's the last time you said you were fine, but really weren't? About 2 hours ago ~Relationships or one night stands? Neither ~When was the last time you wanted to punch someone in their face? about 3 weeks ago ~Is there anyone who doesn't like you? Probably ~Do you laugh a lot? Yepper ~Do you consider yourself lucky? Hahahahaha NO ~Connection between you and the last person who text messaged you? Dawn. She's my friend ~Do you think you're pregnant? No ~You have to get a facial piercing, what do you get? GROSS ~You have to get a tattoo, where and what do you get? Portrait of Tamara Lynn on my right shoulder ~Could you cry right now? I can cry anytime l
Stupid Encounter #10 (read Bottom To Top Its A Sb)
->benji: yeah you would you nasty fuck i'm glad i use disposable razors benji: with your razor ->benji: i dare you to go fuck yourself with a rusty razor benji: i dare u to shut up ->benji: benji i dare you i dare you to say it in there ->benji: well your dubass shoula went and read my profile... your rude for not reading my profile... if you did you would of had the answer... and what you to pussy to say it in the lounge? benji: go away rude ass ->benji: cause i only give it to people that actully want to get to know me first benji: y? ->benji: i dont give out my yahoo messenger on here benji: benji: u are cute u have yahoo messenger hun ->benji: hi benji: hiiiiiiiiiiiiiii benji@ fubar
Stupid People
why cant people just like u for who u are and not because u have a cam?????Pleas do not ask me if i have one or ask me if i want 2 view your cam for sexual reason's !!!!!!! If u dont wnt me as your friend then please dont ask
Stupid People
 IDIOT SIGHTING: We had to have the garage door repaired. The Sears repairman told us that one of our problems was that we did not have a 'large'enough motor on the opener. I thought for a minute, and said that we had the largest one Sears made at that time, a 1/2 horsepower. He shook his head and said, "Lady, you need a 1/4 horsepower." I responded that 1/2 was larger than 1/4. He said, "NO, it's not.. Four is larger than two..." We haven't used Sears repair since. IDIOT SIGHTING: My daughter and I went through the McDonald's take-out window and I gave the clerk a $5 bill. Our total was $4.25, so I also handed her a quarter. She said, "You gave me too much money." I said, "Yes I know, but this way you can just give me a dollar bill back." She sighed and went to get the manager who asked me to repeat my request. I did so, and he handed me back the quarter, and said "We're sorry but we cannot do that kind of thing." The clerk then proceeded to give me back $1 and 75 cents in change.. Do
Stupid Fvcking Rent-a-cops
I met Fangbanger [Crystal] along with my ex [her bf] Dannie. I picked something up to steal, then ditched it... and the manager saw me pick it up... then found the packaging for it. I did not walk out of the store with ANYTHING.  They found all the merchandise intact in the store.  I was told that I was not going to get security called on me and the only punishment I was to have was not entering that store again. I walk out and security escorts me and my friends scoot off.  I get fucking arrested for nothing.  It's complete bullshit. I was so upset, I puked twice.   Now, I can't even go to the food court to buy my lunch.  I can only go to my store and my store alone. Fucking bullshit.   I'm so pissed.   :[   Bling would make me feel better though.
Stupid People
And you wonder why the banks Fail!!!!  This should be sent to every financial institution     Cancel your credit card before you die..........Now some people are really stupid!!!! Be sure and cancel your credit cards before you die.  This is so priceless, and so, so easy to see happening, customer service being what it is today. A lady died this past January, and Citibank billed her for February and March for their annual service chargeson her credit card, and added late fees and interest on the monthly charge. The balance had been $0.00 when she died, but now somewhere around $60.00. A family member placed a call to Citibank. 
Stupid People #1
Why is it that people on here and other sites try to put good people down and saying so much bs about them. I have a friend on here that can't even get rates or anything anymore because of a stupid online whore, yes I said it. Look to the best of my knowledge these sites are supposed to be for fun and to make new friends, not for some bitch that has a screwed up life to screw everyone elses lives up. Probably just to make her feel better about her misserable existance. well anyway. If you are my friend then you know I don't blow smoke up so here's what I would like you to do, This friend of mine has been acused of being a stalker, now the funny thing is he doesn't even live in America, but she says he stalks her everywhere she goes, that is obviously not true, so please block her, this is her page address   Please tell your friends too.... If you have any that are screwing with you let me know and I'll block them too and I'll let my other friends
[stupid Fruit]
Stupid fruit isn't ripe yet. Cut into a mango today, not a single drop of juice. Damn thing is gonna need days, I'm half tempted to poach the fuckers in sugar water or white wine just to get some syrupyness goin- I mean if I do that- I won't have to add honey when I make lassi... ... wow some kinda unified theory of sweetener just hit my head. Anyway fruits not right. So I'm going to use Moo's chili sauce and my remainder lamb, gonna make spicey cabbage wraps. I'm gonna need some rice, some spicy (got the recipe elsewhere, wasn't told it's a go for sharing). Couldn't scrounge the plum sauce, there will be a substitute. That's right; comb-in honey. I might add pepper flake too. I'll do a simple stir fry of the lamb meatses, leeks, and... I hate cooked carrots, so those aren't in, garlic and the sauce with rice. Tear some cabbage leaves and I've got lunch. I need more indian sauces. I keep trying to look up the one I backward engineered... the internet and recipe books actually a
Stupid Cunts And The Internet
Hey all :P   As of late I have been enjoying the Mumms  alot  *LOL* It never suprizes me that some people just take that shit way too fucking serious.HELL-O its the fucking internet. Sense of humor needed ya know.Hell if you can't laugh at yourself youhave a serious problem. But the level of asshurt individuals is really getting deep...we're talk hip wader deep. Some are going as far as taking things out on individuals and making it personal. Well when you do that I get a bit pissy and tend to do something about it. Regular Mummers have seen this cunt   Mouthy one I tell ya LOL For a person who claims to not care she sure blows alot of steam. Honey that bus ticket offer is still open..I'll buy it, you come get some. Can't promise I'll leave much though. They'll be able to use a mop to clean your pathetic ass up.   And this moron   Had the nerve to say shit to people then get OMG hurt feelings that made her go on and on well into the next day.. She called me ugly  L
Stupid Cunts And The Internet (part 2)
Since they're paying attention as I can clearly see in another post ...   The ass hurt slag has a gallery! We're Fu-Famous  *LOL     At least she posted my good side LOL AWwwww..poor thing..   Love me, hate me, either way you think of me you stupid cunt :) The fact that you're easy prey makes me giggle like a little girl. You're a fucking victim.  
just when i thought people could not be more stupid there is someone alwasys to prove me wrong someone yesterday called me a female   ok where the hell do you get female as my gender iam sure my pics could tell you that ur wrong also the state i live in as well   if you come to my profile just to look at my pics with out reading it you well be block iam tire of telling what already in my profile at first it did not borther me but after you get 10 people asking the same shit with out reading its enuff to piss someone off
Stupid People
You know, i really hate stupid people who think they know me...get off your damn high horse and look around..nobody thinks ur hot shit and i sure as hell dont quit acting like i need to treat you like ur the next fucking czar of russia!!!! UGH!!!! Stupid people piss me off!!!
Stupid People
i sit here trying to rate ppls pix and all of thier pix are little icons and shit and there are no real fucking pix anymore.  i tired of this shit that you have to bling these bitches or buy them auto 11's or some shit. like i wanna waste cash like that when i can pay less than ten bucks for girls that do it or a living in my own studio!  so to any girl that reads this and has all her pix as private and wont show tem til you get bought something .....go fuck yourself youre not worth it!!  
Stupid People
University Heights Police in Iowa City charged a Cedar Rapids man with preventing apprehension and obstructing prosecution and third-offense drug possession after he ate marijuana to avoid criminal charges. David I. Pledge, 25, of 1624 D Ave. NE, Cedar Rapids was pulled over at 12:52 a.m. Sunday for a traffic violation at Melrose Avenue and Emerald Street in Iowa City. Officers noticed a strong marijuana-like odor coming from Pledge's breath when they approached the vehicle, they said. A green, leafy substance was also found scattered down his shirt. "It was all over," University Heights Police Chief Ron Fort said.   Police soon discovered Pledge had a partially eaten plastic bag of marijuana in his mouth. "He threw the whole bag, plastic and all, in his mouth and tried swallowing," Fort said. Pledge eventually gagged and the "medium sized bag" came out of his mouth, Fort said. In his 40 years with the department, Fort has seen this only once or twice. "Throw it out the windo
Stupid Encounter #11
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Stupid Ignorent People !!
It's funny how people on this site just meet and believe the person they just met on here about people on there friends list ..They believe the lies they tell them about people then they block them without asking the person that is being talked about and being told lies about.. Any person who believe someone they dont know  telling lies about a person who is a friend supposedly on ur friends list is an idiot , stupid and ignorent themselfs .... This site has jealous ,ignorant immature people who like drama .... people grow up this is the internet ... there are alot of fake ass people here that dont have their real pics and need to get a real life. 
Up until I was 17, I was an idiot. True story. A totally morally void manipulative piece of shit, and thats really not an exagerration.   All of a sudden, at 17, I got this mental growth spurt, and something that loosely resembled morals. And my cognitive ability just shot up through the roof. Its kinda crazy, to think about it.    
Stupid People Shouldn't Breed
Seriously...WTF is wrong with this mother?!?!? Victorville, Calif. (AP) -- Investigators say the mother of a 15-year-old Victorville girl allowed the teenager to have sex repeatedly with a parolee. San Bernardino County sheriff's deputies, acting on an anonymous tip, allegedly caught 25-year-old parolee Anthony Vaux and the teen in the act on Sunday at the Travelodge hotel. Vaux has been booked for investigation of felony unlawful sex with a minor and his parole has been revoked. Investigators say the teen's mother was aware her daughter and Vaux had been having sex regularly in recent weeks and she allegedly allowed it to occur. A complaint regarding the mother's actions is being sent to prosecutors.  
Stupid Are In Full Force
PINOLE -- An East Bay triple-murder suspect left his cell phone behind at the scene of a Pinole burglary and then called it to get it back, unaware that a police officer was on the other end, authorities said today. Although Anthony Ramirez eluded officers, he was arrested several days later while unknowingly texting a second officer in another desperate attempt to find it, Pinole police Sgt. Matthew Messier said. Ramirez, 23, never got his cell phone back. Instead, he is now in jail, charged with killing a man in Emeryville and suspected of two other homicides in Contra Costa County, Messier said. It all began at about 9:30 p.m. May 22 when the suspect broke a window to get into a home on Alice Way in Pinole. The resident interrupted the break-in, and the burglar fled out the same window. But he left his cell phone behind. As Pinole police were scouring the home for evidence that night, they heard a cell phone ring. Officer Uri Nieves answered it. "Hey, did you find my
Stupid At Work
had an architects office that we previously wired. just had to terminate wires today. have jacks on all 62 wires and the building owner comes in and asks if we ordered the special brown wallplates he wanted.i told him not yet and proceed to call the supplier.. he informs me they will be in in 3 days. then tells me they need a special jack, standard ones won`t fit. so trip up to huntington beach to get right parts then back to laguna beach. so instead of 6 hours of labor like we bid, it will be about 14. fuck fuck fuck kills profit margin   but at least i got to call some one while peeing in a portapotty so it was all good
Stupid Boys...
My face stained with tears of hopeless fears, starting over again.  Why did i trust myself in some one elses hands? Like a viscious cycle over and over, a shattered mirror glued back together. it's psychotic to let yourself repeat something destructive. so why do i?  every time it happens gets harder. will this continue forever? it can't or i'll die. I'm so confused. It's so complicated. This mess my life's created. Everything sacraficed. for what? or better yet why? so i can be let down and lied to, left empty inside? Fuck trust! Fuck love! they don't exist in my life...    
Stupid People
I understand that sometimes things don't work out the way you want them to, but when a person doesn't know what they did to make you hate them (for some reason) don't you think they deserve an explanation? And if you decide they don't and you want to stick to your decision of not talking to them, then why do you check up on them? You either don't want to talk to them, or you grow up and realize that you were being immature and you do want them in your life. But you can't have both, so effin decide already. Either you are going to hate me forever (for something I apparently did...which I am clueless on) or you are going to grow up and talk to me. You decided...
Stupid Mass Laws Lol
it is illegal to give beer to hospital patients. Full text of the law. Candy may not contain more than 1% of alcohol. Full text of the law. Shooting ranges may not set up targets that resemble human beings. Full text of the law. At a wake, mourners may eat no more than three sandwiches. Snoring is prohibited unless all bedroom windows are closed and securely locked. An old ordinance declares goatees illegal unless you first pay a special license fee for the privilege of wearing one in public. Taxi drivers are prohibited from making love in the front seat of their taxi during their shifts. All men must carry a rifle to church on Sunday. Hunting on Sundays is prohibited. It is illegal to go to bed without first having a full bath. A woman can not be on top in sexual activities. No gorilla is allowed in the back seat of any car. Tattooing and body piercing is illegal. Children may smoke, but they may not purchase cigarettes. Tomatoes may not be used in the production of c
A Stupid Man Said Here
I have to leave my mark of opinion in light of recent of events; some trivial, others monumental in the aspect of our world.  I defer to he who said it best, and fitting, somewhat omniscent his words; as our world so many decades later seems to fall in the embrace of what Thoreau was convicted by then.  Let it find you and quesiton it. "The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation.  What is called resignation is confirmed desperation.  From the desperate city you go into the desperate county, and have to console yourself with the bravery of minks and muskrats.  A stereotyped but unconscious despair is concealed even under what are called the games and amusements of mankind.  There is no play in them, for this comes after work.  But it is a characteristic of wisdom not to do desperate things." Henry David Thoreau Walden
Stupid Computer!
I'm going to throw the damn thing if this keeps up!
Stupid ? Of The Day
Since that mumm got deleted, cant remember which one...I asked:   If I rename myself as ORGASM without a salute, does that make me a fake orgasm? Yeah yeah shake your head at my nonfunnybutlaughingatmyownstupidself :D    
It's funny... A lot of people think it's easy to provoke me into anger. Which is just not true. I'm just passionate. I live out my emotions, like I believe any being should. It's possible that I might seem angry, but if I am it's only because as a person, you don't have your fucking eyes open, and that bothers me to the core. I'm well aware that I'm far from perfection, but I have the decency to admit my faults. I suppose my biggest mistake is hoping that people will share my "ideals", but I'd settle for at least understanding and accepting them. I think the acceptance part of life is what many people struggle with. But, to be brutally honest, I don't give a shit about human weaknesses. I pay them no regard, that is, until they directly effect me. I don't much appreciate having others attempt to stomp on my soul just because they are overwhelmed by their personal weaknesses. And what is one of those weaknesses? That's right! STUPIDITY. GOD, I writhe in close to physical pain, although
Stupid Drunk
wha???? Get me another scotch, godammit!!!! you want me to what????? christ, where the hell is the can?
Spread the Stupidity Only in   America drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. Only in people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke. Only in banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters. Only in America we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage. Only in America we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.   Only in they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering. EVER WONDER ...
Stupid Spam Trap ...
Stupid Encounter #12
Stupid Fuckin Birds
never teach a bird to say something you aren`t prepared to listen to continuously. african grey has been saying " stupid birds" for 2 straight hours
Stupid Encounter #13
I mean really... what? Way to make friends there fake bitch!
Stupid Encounter #14
Stupid People
well everyone last night here locally we had a fake amber alert for a missing child. the mother sent a msg out on facebook and to the media regarding her child missing. well it turned out to be fake. now how can someone do that. the mother is now being charged. which i think she so rightly deserves. years ago there was a lady that made a 911 call claiming she was in a multi vehicle accident. so 911 sent out the fire department ems police and bandage 1 aka air ambulance, it turned out to be a fake call she was nailed with thousands of dollars, heck having an air ambulance show up is 1000bucks an hour why do people do stupid things like that, when they are endangering the lives of other people that need the help for real. what runs through their minds. i just dont get it. me i have been doing first aid for a long time so i have seen alot of the accidents and stuff like that and its not a laughing matter. all they are doing is tying up the 911 lines and that is not cool. so give
Stupidest Dream Ever
There I was, apparently twisted up like a  pretzel, asleep. All this muscle aching, due to sleeping posititon, and various contusions and injuries from being involved in a hit and run accident (I hit, they ran - not my fault at all) - led me to dream about cleaning. The cleaning was mundane, but the treasure I uncovered from deep inside a dusty drawer looked vastly interesting, especially as I was waking up and anxious to see if Morpheous had given me any gifts from the dreamworld. The object was a leather box, rich in color (though dusty), with an old-fashioned sort of car embossed on the outside and the words Edsel 1938. Who the heck knows what was on the inside. So then I fully woke up  - enough to realize that absolutely no cleaning has been done, but I was bending my left knee at  a 96 degree angle or something really weird. But OH, I was sure the leather box would be a miraculous thing to have remembered - a 1938 Edsel. Time to google: Well, it may not be as lame (PUN ALERT!
Stupid Encounter #15 Man This Guy Never Learns
Stupid Encounter #16 (read Bottom To Top Its A Sb)
->stoneguy: no Im married now stoneguy: u still masterbate tho..dotn ui stoneguy: was now..the girls were 18 and stoneguy: its stoneguy: 18...1 might have been 19 ->stoneguy: how old stoneguy: wow..but u still diddle with it..dotn u ->stoneguy: and i gotta say i regret it... wanted to wait till after marrage stoneguy: i've "had" 3 of my daughters ->stoneguy: 18 stoneguy: how old..FIRST time u had a dick in u ->lazbrat: lmaoooo sorry for you almost spitting your coffee out stoneguy: lol ->stoneguy: who didnt stoneguy: ever fck in hS? ->irishman: hey ->stoneguy: nope can't say that I did... none of my friends had daddies stoneguy: when u were in HS, ever catch ur friends DADDIES cehcking u out? lol
Stupid Encounter #17 (read Bottom To Top Its A Sb)
->mikeymyea: yes thats why you casked me for my yahoo and to cam with me cause I'm ugly EPIC FAIL mikeymyea: blog this. youre ugly. ->mikeymyea: yes thats right... lol ignorant fuck mikeymyea: religious nut ->mikeymyea: your just mad that I won't give you my yahoo... awwee so sad... I feel sorry for your wife though to... and thank you so much... now I can blog this convo! ->mikeymyea: lol redneck... south... and you don't believe in God? haha mikeymyea: lol. religion is for the ignorant. go play hocus pocus by yourself. peace out, redneck republican. ->mikeymyea: lol exacully an ignorant fuck... lol I believe in what i believe and you get all mad cause I have beliefs... WOW see God was on my side on this one... don't give that ass a yahoo mikeymyea: lol, bible? whatever. dont waste my time with religion ->mikeymyea: yeah well my man would get pissed at me i respect him to much to do that to him is in the bible mikeymyea: so am i. its just web cams ->mikeymyea: Im married m
Stupid Encounter #18 (read Bottom To Top Its A Sb)
->TouchUrTon...: hows he a loser? he has a job he supports his kids... that in a nut shel is the best TouchUrTon...: pray for your loser husband ->TouchUrTon...: oh so now im a cunt your just mad you cant get with me dont worry i'll be praying for your wife to let her know what kind of guy you really are TouchUrTon...: cya...don't want to waist my time with a cunt and a loser husband ->TouchUrTon...: he says again hiding behind a girl strong words... what are you a pussy? and i have a job ty and i have two kids and i support them TouchUrTon...: sure....go get a job u loser ->TouchUrTon...: he says anytime anywhere that retirement should get you to where you need to go TouchUrTon...: i am affraid I might take is wife from him when she sees how wimpy her husband really is ->TouchUrTon...: †S51™ BOY†...: HAHAHAHA TELL HIM I WOULD BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF HIM BUT IM AFRAID HE MIGHT BREAK A HIP TouchUrTon...: does your douche bf husband have a shaved head and a baseball cap like
Stupid Encounter #19 (read Bottom To Top Its A Sb) Op Another Low Self Esteem Whore On The Fu
->*†*MISTRES...: well i already know them so yeah *†*MISTRES...: I DONT GIVE OUT THAT KINDA INFO ->*†*MISTRES...: so you must know where he lives whats his address and phone number? *†*MISTRES...: YEAH IN UR DREAMS ->*†*MISTRES...: he was with me last night ->*†*MISTRES...: right right *†*MISTRES...: LOL I WAS THERE LAST NIGHT AND ILL BE THERE IN A FEW MORE DAYS ->*†*MISTRES...: lol right keep telling yourself that *†*MISTRES...: DUMB* *†*MISTRES...: I KNOW FOR FACT U DONT DUMD ASS ->*†*MISTRES...: Yeah i do lol *†*MISTRES...: LMAO NO YOU DONT ->*†*MISTRES...: I live with him dumb cunt *†*MISTRES...: LOL ULL BE WAITING REALLY LMAO U WERENT INVITED ->*†*MISTRES...: I'll be waiting ->*†*MISTRES...: LOL your so dumb ->†S51™ BOY†...: and im on yahoo ->†S51™ BOY†...: BLOCK HER †S51™ BOY†...: really? this is news to me.....and she doesnt know where i live i mean she knows i live in NC and near the beach but other than that lol oy vey what the hell ->†S51™ BOY†...: *†*MI
Stupid Skin Problems
warning gross info ahead     i have this skin condition that causes blisters, sores, and boil type thingies on my legs arms and other areas... it drives me insane... well it has decided to flare up lately... my hand has little blisters and major rough spots threatening to split open in some areas.. hell have one little split between my fingers in an area.. i am getting little blisters on my torso... and my legs. forget about it.. they are fucked.. there is this ONE spot that is killing me badly though... it has turned into a boil type thingy.. kinda on my inner thigh but not... i can't lance it myself because of where it is at.. and my husband doesn't want too.. but if i don't.. it is going to hurt WAYYY too bad for the next week or so... sooo should i beg him to do something yucky for me and pitch a fit until he does it... or should i just call my momma and tell her i need her needlework again (she used to lance them for me when i was a kid.. this is the worst i have had in a
Stupid People On Here
You know what I cant seem to fuckin figure out??Has anyone seen,usually its women,people's pages where they want you to go through so much bullshit just to simply get them to accept your friend request?What the fuck is that about??I mean,gimme afuckin break!!You gotta be kidding me??!What makes 'em even think they're worth doin all that shit for,just to be friends?It's almost like they're God's gift to mankind,yknow?And the other thing is,most of 'em that do it are fat women,and the others are over 40.Hahahaha,it's so fuckin pathetic.Cuz once you do all that shit they ask for,if you decide to do it,then its like they never even talk to you on a regular basis.Hell,I even saw a woman who wanted straight up cash to be added to her family!Man,how pathetic can people be?But I guess thats a stupid question,when asking about the people on here.Anyway,its really fucked up asking for so much shit just to be a friend...and ifyou're asking people to do shit before you add them as a friend,wel...y
Stupid Stuff
So.. I need a nickname for here on FUBar! any ideas?!    
Stupid Encounter #20(read Bottom To Top Its A Sb) Op Another Low Self Esteem Whore On The Fu
blackwolf: you can say it to me - I will say it to you blackwolf: and you are a bullshit artist blackwolf: you know what was the first thing to go through her mond? her asshole blackwolf: wanna continue or will you end your pain now before I really decide to trash your to the point you will cry? better yet - get blocked so you can hang with your ghetto wannabes ->blackwolf: Hey my mom was on that plane that smashed into tour 1 you fuck dont talk shit about my mom on this sacred day you old mutha fucker blackwolf: yea ok - tell your mom to stop putting her videos up then ->blackwolf: go back to jacking off to your transexuall porn to! blackwolf: go back to playing your video games since you want to be an asshole all your life. just do the world a favor & dont procreate ->blackwolf: a REAL WTC Responder woulden't be sitting on fubar on a friday night talking to 24 yr old girls either.... blackwolf: you are dealing with a REAL WTC Responder you fuckin fool blackwolf: yea alex
Stupid Encounter #20 From Yahoo...
Tatt3d White Boy Larry Osborn will receive your messages on a mobile device. For best results, send a long message rather than several short messages. (Note: Wireless carriers may charge the recipient fees for receiving and sending SMS messages.) Tatt3d White Boy Larry Osbornhaha thats funny is that y u dont do drugz u found god or something..?? U fit well here it goes god family then football dj_c51_girl_owner_of_cataconesI don't do drugs because it messes up your future... why don't you do drugs? You can't afford them? Tatt3d White Boy Larry Osborni wont be with someone who puts a fake guy first so we def would never work out ..i dont judge ethier so dont think i do Tatt3d White Boy Larry Osborncuz there for losers ... dj_c51_girl_owner_of_cataconesyour judging right now at least I believe in something whats the point of living if your not dj_c51_girl_owner_of_cataconesno wonder you hate life so much dj_c51_girl_owner_of_cataconessee calling me a loser Tatt3d White Boy Larry Osborni
Stupid Love
i dont understand sometimes why the one that makes you happy has to be the one to make you sad ,  and why does it hurt so bad when someone lets you know they dont want you  but you still want to be with them .  it just doesnt make any sense .
Stupid Encounter #21 From Sb (read Bottom To Top)
->Southie: Then I can email it to your girlfriend! ->Southie: oh you want me to ok hold on Southie: u didnt post about the nudes u do for trade in your blog, should i post that Southie: that make it any different ? = Southie: she is bi ->Southie: dont tell me sorry tell her sorry Southie: sorry =( Southie: lol ->Southie: you got a gf... and your asking me for my yahoo and telling me im hott if I were your gf I woulda shot you threw a pillow Southie: u got yahoo Southie: u got very nice legs Southie: ty, i would but my gf would get pissed off lol ->Southie: ty Southie: u r very hot tho ->Southie: I know lol Southie: oi c lol sorry, u just dont seem like u would have nudes ->Southie: im always real ->Southie: yes their of me Southie: i guess they arent of u huh lol Southie: u dont seem like the type to do nudes
Stupid   Stupid me has cloudy vision; Not seeing what's true, just what I'm feeling.   My judgement sucks, that's always been so; I keep forgetting till stupid I go.   Will I not ever somehow learn? To use my head not passion's burn?   No more follies can my stupid self take; My heart can't handle bad judgement mistakes.   Darlene
Stupid Ex?
So, I was in a hurry to get out of the door the other day when wtf! The cell starts ringing. Rather than dropping everything to answer the cell, I figured I would just let the voice mail grab it for me and return the call later. THEN wtf! Ring Ring! All over again! Actually... It was Stone Sour, but dramatics call more for a Ring Ring! lol I drop everything, dig in my handbag, find the phone, and do not have any idea whose number that was! So, I figure okay, and answer it. It was my ex. Mind you, when I answered the phone and he said "Laura? This is John." I wanted to say "Your timing still sucks," and hang up. But he beat me to the punch and said "I got married." I said "Okay, so what?" He says "Well we can't talk anymore." It dawned on me at the moment why we stopped going out. He is ignorant. My reply was "Oh, can I have your address? I need to send you guys cards, one to congratulate you on finding the dumbest woman on earth and one of sympathies to her for finding the dumbest
Stupid Haircut
last night I was reading in bed about 2 am. I heard the upstairs neighbors coming in from the bar. i have never met them but i am pretty sure there are about 20 of them. And they all weigh about 300 pounds. And they are part of a clog dance crew. And they also bowl in their living room. Also they like alternative rock and saying "wooooooooooooo" i guess one of the dance crew got left behind and he came stomping up the stairs a few minutes after the rest. Then i heard someone try and open my door. Of course it was locked so i just continued reading figuring he was to drunk to know where he was and would soon see his mistake. But he was too drunk to realize. So i sent baxter to the door to give ssome warning barks. But this guys was still too drunk so he started knocking. I got up and double checked the lock and put my eye to the peep hole. "may I help you?" i asked. "you can let me in!" he said swaying back in forth. "no" I laughed. "why not" he said a little annoyed. "Beca
Stupid People
So today I get off work and check the normal things I check includin this account. I see I got a shout from some dumb ass old broad asking me to go vote for her tatoo. I HATE that. So I click on the shout and see her status is telling somebody top get a life. So I politely tell her that being a 40 somethin y/o woman shouting in random peoples boxes to vote in some assinine contest is a great reason to need to  get a life herself. I then go make dinner spend time with the kids ect... When I come back I see she left me like 5 more shouts tryin to insult me (one of them even by calling me a fuck head) and talkin all sorts of trash. I then go to reply and of coarse, I'm blocked. Now I used to handle this by creating a new account gettin my friends and their friends to just totally destroy her night. Which is fun. But I neither have the time nor energy to play imature kids games with someone old enough to be my grandma. Point I guess is growin up sucks.
There is a certain type of females (looks wise) that scream "I"m a dumb bitch, and I will make your life miserable". I wish men learned how to recognize that type *sigh    
Stupid Women "booty2you"
Why is it that women think they know what men want & want to talk about. how stupid is it to assume?...very!!!...look at the below message to me. do you want to know whats really fucked up? have to piss women off to get more then 3 fucking words from them. if you talk good to them & treaaat them with respect you get 3 fucking words if lucky. the below maaails proves it.   This coming from someone who has 0 friends!! Wonder why that may be? Maybe because you are an asshole!?! Or maybe because you don't understand people yourself!!! At least I did say thank you for a compliment that you said to me and was trying not to be rude. But you just pissed me off...maybe I didn't want to chit chat!! and if I did what would be the topic of conversation?? Let me start the conversation....Hi I am 31 I have a boyfriend of 1 1/2 years and I am very happy with him!! NO I will not show you any nudes, show myself on my cam or give you my number. So what else would you like to chit chat about now?
Stupid Beggars Lol
~LiL * LaL...: your not very nice ->~LiL * LaL...: well i guess u either gotta sell ur soul or ur body lol....... if u want one that bad ~LiL * LaL...: i don't have a big time job like you prolly do, and my cash only comes once a month and i have to use it on mah baby girl ~LiL * LaL...: um, yeah i can't i am broke ~LiL * LaL...: but i only wanted vip for one month, but i can see that your not interested, so goodbye ->~LiL * LaL...: do you mean to tell me you cant afford 20 bucks? ~LiL * LaL...: are you serious? ->~LiL * LaL...: hell no! lol theres no reason you cant buy your own lol ~LiL * LaL...: would you be willing to buy me one pretty pwease ->~LiL * LaL...: anyway i bought it myself, i buy a full year ahead of time and get 4 months for free
Stupid Ppl
y do ppl think its ok to be stupid and rude i men man on one hand r dicks im sry guys alot of us r but think about it if we were to set back and think about it girls act how they do cause of us and  not all but aslot were made to be pain in the asses by men  but u no girls r in on it to  yall like to nit pick about stupid shit but we cant help but love u for it and i always see ppl saying oh it wont work its called set down and freakin talk it out i mean girls nag the hell out of u dont get me wrong but dam it man  guys we r in it just as much we set back and bitch when we dont get our way and we wanna jump and leave the girl if she dont like our way but  when u think about it  u no girls do it to but i always see this happening to ppl  they hook up and brake up  u no sumtimes u have to fight it out look at me i may be taken now but i have been through pure hell to learn wat i have today but i guess wat im trying to say is dont give up on love just dont give it out so fast or u will ge
Stupid Encounter #22 From Sb (read Bottom To Top)
ems1150: youd only graze him with the cig right nothing too serious ->ems1150: nvm ems1150: would what get me off? ->ems1150: Why would that get you off? ems1150: curious would you give any warning or say anything through the wall before or after you burned it? ->ems1150: only to the people in the front of ashortbus! ems1150: you are brutal you know that ->ems1150: I'd burn it... you have asked me this question before I said I'd cut it off... you said why dont you just burn it with your cig i said why waste a good smoke... so i thought about it and if I didnt have sissors... I'd prolly get it with my lighter instead... well i look foreward to you hitting me up next week to ask me the same question I hope this helps you with the dicission of should I masterbate now or later and should it be in the bathroom while my wife is at home or not... have a nice day ems1150: suppose you are in a bath room stall smoking a cigarette suddenly a penis comes through the hole and the voice on the othe
Stupid Idiots Worry...
It seems that in today's age, the majority of people in our realm of existence tend to worry on a daily basis about Bull. Why?I'm going to give you guys the benefits of worrying right now!****....uhmmm........******mmm.......******That's about it.SO QUIT IT!You guys waste too much time, effort, money, not to mention health too on your worry factor. Yeah. Get this. If you worry, whats it going to do about the problem? NOTHING. NOTHING. NOTHING AT ALL. This is why the book, "The Secret" is BULLSHIT. Think this and you'll be that way... OK, so if I think I'm skinny and eat 10 candy bars a day, cook my burgers and fries in lard, and eat a gallon of ice cream on a daily basis, I'm going to be super skinny! WRONG. Instead of "thinking" yourself to get somewhere... "Do" something to get somewhere. "Doing" has a lot more power than "Thinking".On to worrying... Worrying cannot change what has already happened, so it can't change the past. Worrying also cannot do anything for your future EXCEPT
Stupid Men Jokes
Q. What do you call a man with half a brain? A. Gifted. Q. What's the difference between government bonds and men? A. Bonds Mature. Q. What is the difference between a man and a catfish? A. One is a bottom-feeding scum-sucker and the other is a fish. A. What did God say after creating man? Q. I can do better. Husband: Want a quickie? Wife: As opposed to what? Q. Why do men want to marry virgins? A. They can't stand criticism. I went to the County Fair. They had one of those "Believe it or not?" Shows. They had a man born with a penis and a brain. Q. What do you have whan you have two little balls in your hand? A. A man's undivided attention. What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business? 1. No mind. 2. No business. Q. How is a man like a snowstorm? A. Because you don't know when he's coming, how many inches you'll get, or how long it'll stay. Q. Did you hear about the ba
Stupid Encounter #23 From Sb (read Bottom To Top)
To God: right... lmao God: Karma is going to fuck you up... To God: did you ride the short bus to school? To God: did your mom drop you on the head when you were little? To God: your the one doing it God: Stop slandering the name of god To God: arnt you the one doing the slandering? I mean how dumb do you have to be to act as you are God? Oh nvm no salute... thats why God: Christian/Karma? moron God: Karma! God: Yes u really are To God: moron God: How dare you slander my good name, Karma is a bitch... To God: Karma's a bitch and have a nice life in hell for slandering our lord n savior. tc and have a beautiful day bye bye now To God: < christian thank you God: same with artgirl To God: Anyone with the name God... should be shot down now God@ fubar
Stupid Pervs.... This Is What You Get...
Ok... so this guy thinks hes gonna be cute.... and ask a stupid is how it started and what our conversation went...Please dont get offended... It is MARKED... NSFW for a we go.... ((( THIS IS HIS PROFILE.... )))ems1150: question for yaTo ems1150: Go ahead..... whats the question?ems1150: u on nowems1150: suppose u are in a bath room stall smoking a cigarette suddenly a penis comes through th ehole and the voice on th eother side says "surprise me" what would u do?**********HERES WHERE IT GETS FUCKED UP************To ems1150: Probably.... bite it off..... and throw it back under the stallems1150: ouch u seriousTo ems1150: whats the matter, you dont like blood?ems1150: i have no problem with it..youd really actually bite off his penisTo ems1150: if I didnt bite it... (cuz theres not tellin where its been) I'd use my knife I carry with me every where...ems1150: if you did decide to bite..would you give any warning first or
Stupid Encounter #24 From Sb (read Bottom To Top)
pointer245: oky pointer245: u have a panty? pointer245: i had prob using my cc To pointer245: get me a bling pack and I'll tell you pointer245: wat u wear now? To pointer245: by talking pointer245: how you do that? To pointer245: sex is pointless you can have sex without even touching plus its safer pointer245: it's good sometime sex for different perspective To pointer245: Well the real reason is the only thing guys want these days is someone they can stick their dick in... they use them and they leave them most men just want sex and who else but a fat whore with 5 kids to do that the best omg isen't that like everyone on fubar? Another thing if you read my profile you would know that I am not in to having sex I'm in to intelligence being that there is not a sole on this site that amounts to even maybe what Im looking for I am single and happy about it cause A. I wont turn out like a whore thats all about sex and using men...because God won't let me and B. Because if I did honestly wa
Stupid Encounter #25 From Sb (read Bottom To Top)
To ♆MFKN☠ßlúê...: Stop calling my man tramp I mean isent 1 of your boy toys there with you? ♆MFKN☠ßlúê...: ok for one i dont know you but i know what hes told me about you ... number 2 i DUMPED HIS ASS and YEA he did lie to me cause CHRIS was the one who told me u guys still talked when i asked him about it he LIED and said no and then he tells me you guys were talkin so you and him can say whatever u both want ... you wanna talk to someone whos trashed talked you then go ahead not hurting me any at all .... there was a few things that he lied about so dont come at me like u know me and know what really happen when u only know bits and pieces of what happen To ♆MFKN☠ßlúê...: 1 we wern't talking the day you jumped his shit about him talking to you not till recently did we start talking again and you know its funny you jump his shit for talking to one of his exs yet you talked to all of yours and went on cam for other guys, then you decided to invite a
Stupid Encounter #26 From Sb (read Bottom To Top)
crazysexyb...: wow To crazysexyb...: ok so you can upload 401 pictures but you dont have time to make a salute... interesting crazysexyb...: didnt take long to get to level 21 To crazysexyb...: well hw bout you go make one and then come talk to me To crazysexyb...: level 21 and you havent made one yet? crazysexyb...: havent made one yet To crazysexyb...: really wheres your salute? crazysexyb...: hahahah the girl in the pic To crazysexyb...: Whos asking the girl in the pic or the the man behind the computer? crazysexyb...: do u like to play with women crazysexybiblue@ fubar
As i sit here waiting for times to come I dream of the times i'll be in your arms The times of happyness Things i dream I hope some day We will win I know its weird We have not met But at the same time its like we have Your smile is so real when you smile like that Your eyes light up and i cant hold back to want to hold you in my arms to think that maybe ill be the lucky one the one who he chooses who will treat him right the one who he wants to go to all through the night but sadly now it is only a dream but soon one day we will see....
Stupid Encounter #27 From Sb (read Bottom To Top)
To Q&Q: at least you know why Q&Q: guess so To Q&Q: are you single? Q&Q: only to goddess To Q&Q: AHHHHH HAHAHAHAHAHA nice to meet you to... do you say that on the street to? Like to random girls? Q&Q: hi, are u into anal?
A Stupid Fact About Me...
I have come to terms about the loss of my children n my failed marrage. that should be the end right there, Right? well thats not true. I have found more to me. I can't stand the thought of me being happy... Its just disturbing to me at all levels. If I let my guard down I might get stepped on again. 2 lovers and many ex friends later, I just can't stand the thought of getting close to another.Yeah people might argue that thats not the way to go. But in this past year all I have learned from people is that everyone has a price and they want more. I ended up being homeless again cuz of that crap. Then my moms house started on fire and she had to basically work as a slave for a man she thought was her friend. I just can't seem to let my guard down to anyone. I am just to jaded...
10 Stupid Things
Instructions......             Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you.     1.I'm sick of filling this thing out.   2.I've been to 17 states...I think it is. Too lazy to count again right now.   3.I like watching the tween/teen shows (i.e. Hannah Montana, iCarly)   4.I've been known to cry at Hallmark commercials. :/   5.I love boobies, including my own and Kisses Papercut's.   6.I have to see what time it is before I close my eyes and go to sleep.   7.I still call my comforter my blankie.   8.I'm obsessed with penises.   9.I like saying penis because it sounds funny.   10.I blame Philemon and Kisses Papercut.       The only person I'm choosing is Per, becaus
10 Stupid Things!
Instructions......                           Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you.               1.I'm sick of taking Meds       2.I've been in every state on the East coast and as far as Indiana.       3.I like watching FOOTBALL       4.I've been known to cry at the drop of a hat.       5.I love everything. You name it, I like it, well more so the none.       6.I have to see what time it is before I close my eyes and go to sleep.       7.I still say "ggod night I love you , goodnight"       8.I'm obsessed with a clean house.       9.I like saying penis because it sounds funny. Feels even funnier!!! hehe,,       10.I love you Dud!!
Stupid Encounter #28 (please Read Botto To Top Its A Sb)
NjRoc: i wish my balls where slapping against your chin To NjRoc: Dont say sorry to me go home and say sorry to your wife if you even have the balls to say that NjRoc: ok ok ok ok i am sorry I think you are pretty...have a nice day To NjRoc: look your married... im married.... so no maybe you cheat you like to be a statistic to cheaating on your wife even though you made a promise to God not to but look I dont im a Christian women youd know that if you read my profile i read yours you say your not a douchebag but sorry yo you are anyone to do that to their wife is NjRoc: yeah but i think u r a doll ..i like you ...give me a break To NjRoc: OK BUT IM ALSO NOT 56 NjRoc: hun you are not a child To NjRoc: I UNDERSTAND THAT UR OLD AND SENILE BUT THE HINT IS NO CAUSE I MEAN HELLO YOUR MY DADS AGE... I ALSO KNOW PAST THAT AGE YOU THINK ITS OK TO BECOME A CHILD MOLESTER CAUSE YOU FEEL YOU HAVE TO BE YOUNG AGAIN... BUT WHATEVER GO FUCK UR SELF WITH A RUSTY RAZOR AND JUST SOME ADVICE NEWBE
Stupid Men..and Stupid Women
Well, sometimes people should THINK first. hahahahahaha's not working.....the audio is in the comments.
Stupid Encounter #29 (please Read Botto To Top Its A Sb)
To Matty: im married Matty: why are you single your gorgeous To Matty: Thanks Matty: ok i love your eyes Matty: how are you today baby To Matty: hey Matty: hi gorgeous
Stupid Encounter #30 (please Read Botto To Top Its A Sb)
To shh...ima ...: Naw dude Im Cool Apperently ASU didn't teach you much... who in their right mind hits a bitch up says they want to get to know them without evenreading their profile what you think people write those for their health I mean shit your at work your bored like you got anything better to do anyways right... you want to get to know someone read up on it don't be a moron! shh...ima ...: feeling sad? shh...ima ...: wow ya know i graduated asu with a psych major need someone to get somethings off ur chest? To shh...ima ...: oh well sorry not one preson on this planet you can sum up into a paragraph next time you want to get to know someone do the reserch thats what its there for   shh...ima ...: i jus meant i wanted to put the most minimal amount of effort possible to make conversation cuz im bored as hell at work...i dont feel like reading a offense To shh...ima ...: well den why you say you want to get to know me then... morons I swear they live among us s h
Stupid Encounter #31 (please Read Botto To Top Its A Sb)
irishcharm: Its too bad because I bet suck a mean ...... irishcharm: Hmmmm....isn't the definition of petafiler, one whom targets those under 18? Didn't you just tell me that your sisters are 18 and 21.......You may not be a petafiler, but you sure are DUMB and need desperately to go back to school to learn how to spell.......haha............What a waste ...... To irishcharm: rightttt thats it 50 and dumb, I might be a biotch but at least im not a petafiler irishcharm: Ur facks r fuked biatch To irishcharm: just stating facks yo irishcharm: wtf? Not nice To irishcharm: arnt you like 50 or something and my sisters are taken irishcharm: Kelly and Valerie look like they may provide a handful of heaven sent..........hehe To irishcharm: my sisters are 21 and 18 irishcharm: How bout your sister brat? To irishcharm: All my friends are guys lol irishcharm: Well? irishcharm: U got any SINGLE friends as ADORABLE as YOU that might wanna chill? To irishcharm: ? irishcharm: omg To iri
Stupid Encounter #32 (please Read Botto To Top Its A Sb)
twisted dr...: you haven't added as a friend twisted dr...: ok thanks sweety i add you to my family so i can find you again To twisted dr...: kk well have a great nap and I hope your teeth well gums feel better you can always try garlic it nums the pain twisted dr...: ok sweety when you on next time i am about to lay down and take a nap after take two vicanden To twisted dr...: well if live is better you would want to get to know me you know be a friend not a stranger twisted dr...: live is better To twisted dr...: 974 pics... go look i even got animated ones of me twisted dr...: no only thing i wanted was to see your face To twisted dr...: well if you dont have time to get to know me i guess yopu were just trying to get in my pants like most statistics twisted dr...: ok sorry i asked To twisted dr...: No I don't know you at all and you dont know me twisted dr...: thought you know me a lil To twisted dr...: I do but the webcams onlly for my hubby and he dosent like it when
Stupid Ppl
let me start out by saying this is a serious topic so please dont respond unless it is a serious reply. Im so sick of adults "and there children" blameing there shortcomeings on telovision and video games. there have been so many ppl blame child viloance on the games they play and the shows they watch. yesterday i was watching t.v. and saw that they had a special on the tyra show about teen pregnacy being a result of the shows they watch and that is bull shit pardin my typeing. but if your teenage child partys and/or gets pregnant it is there fault "and yours", Not telovision... if your teenage child shots someone it is there fault "and yours". The ESRB puts a rateing on shows and games for a reasson your child should not be subject to the content that is not age apropreate so you are to blame for that and your child has something that we all have and thats free will to make there own choices noone holds a gun to there head and makes them have sex therefore it is there fault. me as we
Stupid Encounter #33(please Read Botto To Top Its A Sb) Long And Hilarious!
To ems1160: ok well ty for screwing me over and lying to me! Have a nice day and ty for your ip! To ems1160: are you there To ems1160: next To ems1160: umm their eyes ems1160: where would you bite To ems1160: yeah id rip their eyes out... ems1160: would you bite in a self defense situation To ems1160: id say im married and walk away... next ems1160: question 1 you see a totally naked guy tied over a wooden horse with a sign saying "paddle his bare ass 10 times" what would you do To ems1160: i dont know can you even define bling pack? ems1160: 5 then bling then 5 more ok? ems1160: questions start now ok? ems1160: 5 questions then ill send deal To ems1160: I wopnt screw you Im the founder of ARK ems1160: to make it fare you answer 5 then ill send then you answer the next 5 this way no one gets screwed To ems1160: send me a 25 crt bling pack and you got a deal ems1160: do we have a deal? ems1160: no more than 10 To ems1160: How many questions are there? ems1160: promise
Stupid Question?
Ok here we go another of those nights when my mind starts to run wild, based off others comments or questions directly to me.. I was asked how could i ask such odd mum questions after a insightfull thought i posted in my high tech blog about ipv6. Well my answer was this, not exactly as this time i tend to imbelish on it on purpose. What is a stupid or odd question? well in reality there is no such thing. We teach our kids there is no stupid question but as we grow as adults we tend to forget this. We then assume there are stupid questions from one adult to another. because we should know the answer. But in reality we do not know what each individuals answer will be. We know not the answer till we ask it. That is like assuming that everyone feels the presedent is doing a great job, we each have our own opinions on this, but do not know another exact answer untill we ask. That is like the one question i pondered, Does age reflect a person maturity, or just hint at it? i did not phras
Stupid Encounters #34
Stupid Encounter #36 ☆☥Decaying...: wow you 2?... thanks for being a fake friend So this is a lovly Mumm about Decaying Purity... as most of you know hes a very EMO and very Pervy Guy on Fubar! He hit me up a few times among other girls on Fubar begging them to put him in their Family for only one reason of course to see the NSFW's and he wasnts to call me a fake friend... I'm sorry I just tell it how it is the truth but as most people know the truth is hard to handle fuck it though... I find it amusing... anyways... he hit me up and said that I had promised him that if he were to pimp me out 3 times that i would add him to my family... pashaw! I don't add Emo Fags that play with Sock Puppets ok... so yes I talked to a friend of mine same thing happen to her and in the past I have heardmany others say this same thing.... he also asks constantly for a salute most ive in just to shut him up but he comes back and says whatt you could'nt make it nude? Come on
Stupid Ass Fucking Mumm
there have been several times that I have thought that I am an angel. just now I thought that the possibility of my spirit is or has been taken over by an angel it seems to me that every person that has entered my life has affected me in one way or another there are many things that I have learned I do believe that things happen for a reason does it make me feel weird to have thought that I am an angel? of course, because I know that I am human or am I? what else should I be if not to be a human? there are those that believe in vampirism strongly, for example and those that believe in magic as in wizardry and such(I suppose) the idea of spiritualism that I do understand is appealing I, to a certain extent, believe that there are spirits in the sky as the song and the movie line tells then it goes to wondering what a spirit is or may be is a spirit a deceased person idk really how to go off from there topic of the dead has pretty much always been offsetting for me *shudde
Stupid People Night In Chat
Yup, has to be a full moon. Winner #1 sends me an IM. A woman asked him something that he didn't understand and felt the need to IM me about it. What did she ask? She asked if he did stand up for kindergardners? *snorts* I found it rather amusing and after chatting with this person, no, he doesn't do stand up for kindergardners. They're WAY to advanced for him. Winner #2 hits me with c me cum in my mouth in IM. Though that did peek my curiousity a bit, I politely declined. Unfortunately, that tramatized him. He couldn't understand why I wouldn't want to see that. I'm sure he'll get over it if he doesn't squirt himself in the eye.
Stupid People
To Rock N Rol...: well..what does that call u..if u want my yahoo id? a fatty lover?Rock N Rol...: FATTYTo Rock N Rol...: ywRock N Rol...: wow thanks for nothingTo Rock N Rol...: noRock N Rol...: cn you give it to me for next time?To Rock N Rol...: no i just woke upRock N Rol...: well give it to me for next time, and are you JUST now going to sleepTo Rock N Rol...: no. im actually signing offRock N Rol...: can you send me the ID and sign on now?To Rock N Rol...: ya but i dont go there much.Rock N Rol...: good here, do you have Yahoo chatID?To Rock N Rol...: tired but allright. How are uRock N Rol...: how are you?To Rock N Rol...: hiRock N Rol...: hey there
Stupid Things On Fubar
well my first blog...and its not a happy one...gee wiz...people...if someone says something ...rates one of your photos the wrong way...or makes you not post something like (im so done with men...or all men are donkey holes...or the likes....dont take it out on everbdy else...for gods sakes...take it out on the one individual that crossed you.......dont act like our goverment that makes laws becuase of one person..grow up.......also i just saw a ladie whine an cry no one rates her profile....(its on private stupid).....if someone adds you too there profile they are interasted in you.....not pics of other people..dont sell yourself short...oh yeah....whats the point of posting pics that no one can view..not friends not one...if you dont want the world too see just keep friends and family only for crying out friends if i see this your gone .....and for those that dont like nsfw...dont advertise yourself as a bag of chips and all that..goto eharmony er s
Stupid Computer
ok, my computer is being a fucking bitch, i have no idea why its doing this shit to me, if it dosent cooperate soon, im chucking it out the window.
Stupid People
ONERecently, when I went to McDonald's I saw on the menu that you could have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets. I asked for a half dozen nuggets. 'We don't have half dozen nuggets,' said the teenager at the counter. 'You don't?' I replied. 'We only have six, nine, or twelve,' was the reply. 'So I can't order half dozen nuggets, but I can order six?' 'That's right.' So I shook my head and ordered six McNuggets(Unbelievable but sadly true...)   TWOI was checking out at the local Woolworths with just a few items and the lady behind me put her things on the bel
Stupid Ppl
i swear they jus get more and more dumb on here     twisted dr...: ok Halo Is On...: well u asked if i was single i told u no...then u said u wanted to me i asked see me how? i dont cam i dont trade pics ill be friends with anyone but thats as far as it goes on heretwisted dr...: sorry i askedHalo Is On...: a*Halo Is On...: i have i dont do that craptwisted dr...: you have yahoo or msn or camfrog with a webcamHalo Is On...: umm what u mean?twisted dr...: wish i could see youHalo Is On...: nope im takentwisted dr...: ok and you singleHalo Is On...: im good n utwisted dr...: how are youHalo Is On...: hitwisted dr...: hi       i give him about 15 mins and he`ll ask some more shit BLAH
Oscar favorite Mo'Nique has given her manager/husband a free pass to be unfaithful, insisting an affair wouldn't mean the end of their marriage. The "Precious" star has revealed she and husband Sidney Hicks have an open marriage - and she has known her soul mate for too long to file for divorce over any infidelity. In a candid new pre-Oscars chat with newswoman Barbara Walters, Mo'Nique says, "Could Sid have sex outside of his marriage with me? Yes. That's not a deal-breaker. That's not something that would make us say, 'Pack your things and let's end the marriage.' "What if it's 20 times? So what? We've been best friends for over 25 years, and we truly know who we are. Oftentimes, people get into marriages and they don't know who they're laying next to. I'm very comfortable and secure with my husband."  So I guess she'll be secure with getting an STD from her skanky hubby. Wow. Now that is love!
Stupid Guys
so theres guys all over this site and sum are out ta hurt women and sum are players and well sum are drunktards who need ta stay off tha boozes and get they head out they ass and stop blamin ppl fur they every mistake and everythin that goes wrong in they lifes well all it boils down ta is all these men on here who dont want real women you guys aint right just cuzs you have a messed up life doesnt mean every1 is goin ta mess it up fur you but oh well like tha drunktard coward i know run and delete and make another account cuzs in reality we know your a drunktard pussy so every1 have a good day
Stupid Encounter #35 (this Is A Sb)
Stupid People Who Try To Cheat
" Stupidest thing I did was look for and expect love from a distance "
Stupid F'n Gaaa Last A Little Longer Please!
Piece of caca mother effer. WTF? AAAAAARRRRRRRRRGH Im am very thankful for futopia right now. But, i gotta say it's not a happy thankful. I swear - no more foreplay... Any chatting or build-up of eachother's abilities is just crap. It only leads to disappointment. So yay futopian bliss of sexuality - BOO stupid fuckers that cant fuckin put out for more than 5 fuckin minutes! Mother Fuckers! My vagina swears revenge! Those bastards will all rupture a fuckin nut from blue balls i plan to give - if they hold out long enough for that! GAAAAA I dont kno whether im crying or plotting murder... I'm so crazy pissed - just need good booty - glad i can say it here cuz ya'll dont kno me... lol k... really hope i can look back on this one and laugh...
Stupid Boy
I broke up w/ Doug....and about last weekend we were talking and he asked if I would get mad at him if he started "messing around with other people" when he's at parties and shit. I said i didnt care. Anyways...later he texts me....and asked if I had any condoms to give him so he can be "safe". WTF!!
Stupid People #1
To LilBoops: Do you get it now? Fuck you're stupid. To LilBoops: there were no bouncers To LilBoops: English translation: You asked why I got deleted. I was telling you that *I* went into the support lounge, took it over, and was linking newbies to the delete link for about an hour LilBoops: You're who showed up in my sb, and I'm the one who needs to shut up? LMAO. Thanks for the laugh. LilBoops: "They frown upon regular users hijacking the support lounge and sending new people to the delete link I guess." Please translate that into English, Dana To LilBoops: you're fucking retarded To LilBoops: for fuck's sake would you shut your hole? that's not what I said and that's not what went on, you're a moron so just skip it. LilBoops: and by the way...account deletions don't happen through the support lounge, hon. LilBoops: again, who is going to the support lounge, or having others go to the support lounge to have you deleted? LilBoops: lmao To LilBoops: because you're an idiot L
Stupid Achievements.
I think it's pretty lame that even though I have a verified salute, I don't get the credit for it in the achievements. I've also given more than 10 bling and received more than 10..but again, no credit for it. Some of the achievements will NEVER happen for me, like being a top 10 member, lol. Others though, could happen. A few things I'm wondering...... If I friend a newbie and then unfriend them, will I lose the achievement point? I should try it, lol. Also, would someone be willing to buy me a bling and/or give me a bling credit [I'll bling the person that sends it to me] so I can see if I'll get the credit for the 10, since I have it already? Anyway, Hope everyone is doing great. I kind of am. I woke up with a cramp in my hip, so walking up stairs really hurt.   Love my friends, as always.
Stupid Encounters #36 (read Bottom To Top)
THE ROCKER...: no! To THE ROCKER...: so does that mean you prostitute her to pay rent? THE ROCKER...: cuz I spend all my extra cash on her! To THE ROCKER...: yet you can't buy yourself a boomer? THE ROCKER...: actually I buy here almost everything she had! To THE ROCKER...: Lol kk just remember you can't make a fuwhore a house wife THE ROCKER...: she told me 2! To THE ROCKER...: get you a boomer and you blackmail your wife? thats just creepy THE ROCKER...: what? To THE ROCKER...: Wow for real? Ok... so his stats said BUY ME A BOOMER AND I'LL GIV YOU ACCSESS TO MY WIFES NSFWS... THE ROCKER THE JARHEAD FUMARRIED TO VELVETVOLCANOGIRL@ fubar
Stupid Encounter # 37 - Juggahoes
FeindishTi...: I'd rate a - number but they don't have To FeindishTi...: Oh go rape a baby with a hatchetFeindishTi...: an if you said that shyt to my face I'd prob slap the piss out yacancelChat3:12ammoreTo FeindishTi...: so you slap girls?To FeindishTi...: i mean dont worry most juggalos do beat woman but what most juggalos dont know is that most people carry guns and so if you pull out your hatchet you will be DOAFeindishTi...: I never hit a girl before in my life but that was some fucked up shyt to say!cancelChat3:17amreplyFeindishTi...: an I've taken gun out of people hands completly unarmed so eh an guns are stupid anyway!cancelChat3:18amreplyFeindishTi...: you know shyt about a lo or a letteTo FeindishTi...: hatchets are stupidcancelChat3:26amreplyFeindishTi...: the hatchet is a symble for the warrior dumb ass!cancelChat3:27ammoreTo FeindishTi...: yeah well a gun is a symbol for americaFeindishTi...: you ppl are really stupid you think we just go around killin pll an shyt you kn
10 Stupid Jobs
Stupid Encounters #38 (let It Be Known About The 69 Girls) Join Fuct!
  reply Mr 69 futu...: (h)   cancel Chat 5:26am more reply Mr 69 futu...: you never got screwed you never followed tha rules!!!lol   cancel Chat 5:28am reply Mr 69 futu...: dughhhh   cancel Chat 5:30am more To Mr 69 futu...: i never knew um
Stupid Encounters #39 (its From Shout Box)
NO smoker ...: Hmm, interesting, youre heavy handed with your Christianity which is good and fine, yet you advocate pot? Mustve missed that "body temple" part, ehh? And yeah, I wish we could rid ourselves of alky as well, but we cant and wont, tried it, failed. FAR more people drink than smoke, its ingrained in our culture. But we dont need to make it cheaper and easier for shitbags to "chill out". Ironic, however, that you bash Odrama because hes likely youre only, best chance to get pot legal nationwide. We dont need cheap and easier access to THE gateway drug. To NO smoker ...: Scene you so blankly hit me up and possed a great argument in my iC51 Nerd Queen account but didn't have the balls to hear what I had to say and blocked me I figured I'd hit you up on here and argue that yes I am a Christian and if you had read Genisus before asking about the pot issue you would have saw that it simply stated using pot as a healing plant... I personally don't smoke pot b
Stupid Encounters #40 Rofl!!!!
Stupid Encounters # 41
dego963: seroius 3:22pm more To dego963: serious what? 3:22pm reply dego963: how hot u are 3:23pm more To dego963: lol yeah seriously i got 13 salutes lol 3:23pm reply dego963: thats impressive, i have some HH's, vips, and packs to give away 3:24pm more To dego963: oh yeah and how i get um 3:25pm reply dego963: come to yahoo 3:25pm more To dego963: and what do i do when i get there 3:26pm reply dego963: go on cam thats all 3:26pm more To dego963: what i got to do when im on cam 3:26pm reply dego963: get me all excited and thats it
Stupid Encounter #42 (read Regular)
bushy12: hey htere ho 10:16pm more To bushy12: Haha ho... typical Australian to call a girl a ho 10:16pm reply bushy12: yeah babe whats up anyway 10:19pm more To bushy12: nada up with me whats up with you other then your respect 10:20pm reply bushy12: who the fuck are u 10:20pm reply bushy12: who the fuck do u think u are waltzing on to my sb and having a go 10:20pm reply bushy12: um ight be hot but u can go get fucked slut 10:20pm more To bushy12: I was in the lounge you just got banned from surreal fantasies 10:21pm reply cac5 17: welcome 10:21pm reply bushy12: yeh well butt out bitch
55 Stupid Useless Facts For The Day
The war of 1812 is the only war in American history which congress debated the merits of. There are 2.5 million new gonorrhoea cases a year among Americans If you could magnify an apple to the size of the earth, the atoms in the original apple would each be about the size of an apple. Every second, 10 billion neutrinos pass through every square centimetre of your body. A rope woven from the hair of one person's head is strong enough to lift 10 cars. In its 120 day life span, each of your red blood cells makes 75,000 round-trips to the lungs According to relativity theory, a transatlantic concorde flight leaves you two millionths of a second younger than your earthbound pals (submitted by 'Green Arm') "Kemo Sabe" means "soggy shrub" in Navajo. For two years, during the 1970s, Mattel marketed a doll called "Growing Up Skipper." Her breasts grew when her arm was turned. A Saudi Arabian woman can get a divorc
Stupid Hollywood Diets
This one really takes the cake!   Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher have kicked off a new Master Cleanse extreme diet - and they're keeping fans up to date on their progress via Twitter. The Hollywood couple took on the nutritional challenge together over the weekend and Kutcher admits he's already struggling. In a tweet to followers, he writes, "hrs (hours) into the master cleanse. I want a steak, a beer, and a blow-pop. Hmmm this is gonna be rough." The Master Cleanse is a diet that consists of nothing but a regular intake of maple syrup, lemon water and cayenne pepper. Moore, who insists she's on the cleanse for "health reasons," adds, "2nd day better than the 1st!" She writes, "let you know if I make it to day 4."
Stupid Encounters #43
So I actually bothered responding to a random in my SB today.   priormilitary: so babe, how bout you add me? ha ha.To priormilitary: nopriormilitary: aww. why not?To priormilitary: because i don't want topriormilitary: i do somethin to offend you?To priormilitary: especially not someone who uses their status as a 'former soldier' to get stuff from herepriormilitary: i actually was in the service though. lol. served 4 years in the navy.To priormilitary: yes...and?To priormilitary: so you exploit that to gain crap from the fu? how honourablepriormilitary: just sounded like you didnt think that i actually was.To priormilitary: no it sounds like you are are an idiotpriormilitary: some ppl actually admire the fact that ppl serve. guess ur one of the few that dont.To priormilitary: i admire people who don't use the fact that did serve to gain attention and things from other peopleTo priormilitary: i admire the men and women who serve, for the sake of serving not for the sake of receiving a
Stupid Mistakes And The Ramifications Of.......
Ever make a grave mistake and beat yourself up over it? I have and every day since I wonder why I did what I did. I suppose the old adage is true, you can't cry over spilled milk. Move up and move on? Cowboy up? Whatever...meaningless phrases , motovational poster tripe.I had someone who I thought was my soulmate. We (or rather I) approached or broached a subject not in the most delicate of ways. And now she's gone. And I'm here...lonely, utterly miserable. My bed,my mess, my life. So my life consists of work, going to the gym for a bit, riding my bicycle (no tassles on the handlebars ...yet) , playing with the kitties and going to sleep. Rinse and repeat.I put a ad on craigslist (can you say super duper desperate?) and I got 33 of them. All spam. C'est la vie. So I then went to Eshhhh. Every woman there seems to be a hipster wannabe or maybe they are hipsters, who knows? ;)  All trying to out do the next with random pithy sayings, smug attitudes and th
Stupid Encounters *44
10:40am reply DJ SWEETSOUTH: your a nut 10:40am reply DJ SWEETSOUTH: lol 10:40am more To DJ SWEETSOUTH: Ty 10:41am reply DJ SWEETSOUTH: that was great 10:41am reply DJ SWEETSOUTH: hope you dont mind but i snet you a fumarrieg request and a friends request 10:44am reply DJ SWEETSOUTH: hope youll say yes to the fumarrige lol 10:46am reply DJ SWEETSOUTH: please my queen say yes 10:48am reply DJ SWEETSOUTH: WILL you MRRIE me ON fubar lol 10:49am more To DJ SWEETSOUTH: you dont even know me or what im about or anything 10:51am reply DJ SWEETSOUTH: i like takeing chances it worth it 10:52am reply
Stupid Courts
so some of you know about my little mishap 6 years ago when i was in pennsylvania last...others that dont well its too much to write and i dont really feel like writing it all out but anyways....apparently the case is still open for some reason and until i figure it out i cant get into that program i was getting into but i really dont think its anything and neither does my case worker so hopefully it should be figured out today     basically at my court date to get released from jail the judge told me that he was releasing me on the condition i go home so i did   i hate this shoulda been closed 6 damn years ago and it isnt       *UPDATE* it was a clerical error that happened when they entered it from paper into computer
The Stupid Never Sleep
Latest on the IM front: mad_man_113 hey mad_man_113 ya like new roleplays? me I don't rp mad_man_113 well then you must be.....a NAZI? me You must be an idiot Good bye mad_man_113 KKK? mad_man_113 ever killed? me Again, you're an idiot. Good bye mad_man_113 bet you lotta peanut butter? me I bet you're still an idiot. Yup. You are. Bye mad_man_113
Stupid Encounters *45
FMHWC WikidClown81 said: very talnted do you know any ICP songs iC51NerdGoddessxFSTxMzYouTubexFUCTxHDGirl said: I killed ICP FMHWC WikidClown81 said: you cant do that wikid clowns never die iC51NerdGoddessxFSTxMzYouTubexFUCTxHDGirl said: They died in 3rd grade FMHWC WikidClown81 said: they were live enogh last novmber when i whent and seen em'in concert iC51NerdGoddessxFSTxMzYouTubexFUCTxHDGirl said: I hope the tickets were free FMHWC WikidClown81 said: nope 20 bucks but it was worth every penny iC51NerdGoddessxFSTxMzYouTubexFUCTxHDGirl said: So let me get this str8 you payed 20 bucks to see men dress up like faggots in disguise? I honestly don't understand it I mean McDonalds has a clown to but you dont see me putting on a red wig and some make up to get a burger! FMHWC WikidClown81 said: so pretty on the outside but such an ugly fuckin' bicth on the inside iC51NerdGoddessxFSTxMzYouTubexFUCTxHDGirl said: So Im ugly cause Im not fa
Stupid Fucks
Wtf is wrong with some ppl on this site? When someone is depressed you don't try t o perve on them by making them go look at naked photos!!  Some ppl are just fucked in the head and need to stop. Seriously??!! Wtf?? Why do guys do that shit?? Are they just that flipping retarted or just that damn stupid?? I dont wanna look at ur naked ass when I'm deptressed. When someone is depressed sex is that last thing on there mind. When will everyone realize that. So stop doing that shit to me every single fcking time!!!!!!!! It's annoying and makes u look like bad if u realize it or not. So stop with the damn shit and BS and gt a fucking grip!!
Stupid People
It amazes me when people see that you are new that they try to make you out as a fool or a Retard, when it's them that post the stupid shit to make fun of others..Seems to me that if you do that then you are too immature for an adult website... I geuss that certain people don't know any better and their parents didn't teach them anything about respect, whether or not the other person is wrong or right.... I don't think I could try to do something like that, i don't know how yet..but believe me, i have more respect for people i don't know, because for one thing. YOU DON"T KNOW THEM LIKE THAT. I don't care too much for stupid people, I can handle ignorant people because they can learn from others..But STUPID PEOPLE,  I'm sorry but YOU CAN'T FIX STUPID!! So before you go and try to piss in someones cereal bowl, you need to see if they are aware of a few things or not.. They may be a newbie...
Stupid Encounters *46
  12:27pm wills gros...: hi 12:30pm wills gros...: talk to me 12:30pm iC51NerdGo...: Sup 12:31pm wills gros...: do you wear a bikini 12:31pm iC51NerdGo...: when i swim yeah 12:32pm wills gros...: what color 12:32pm iC51NerdGo...: depends on how i feel 12:33pm wills gros...: when you pull up your bikini botoom between your legs is it tite 12:36pm wills gros...: is it tite between your legs 12:39pm iC51NerdGo...: Seriously dude go like hold you baby and tell it you love it or something... I dont take kindly to mindless dromes 12:39pm wills gros...: do wear a thong 12:44pm iC51NerdGo...: Go fuck yourself 12:44pm wills gros...: do you 12:45pm iC51NerdGo...: do you cause i think you should you know go buy your wife one
Stupid Encounters *47
  12:38pm Bad Boy Go...: you are gorgeous 12:39pm iC51NerdGo...: Thanks 12:41pm Bad Boy Go...: sorry i know you probably hear it a lot 12:44pm iC51NerdGo...: I do but its always good to have a 1 up 12:47pm Bad Boy Go...: you deserve way more then just a 1 up 12:49pm iC51NerdGo...: Aweeeeeee 12:49pm Bad Boy Go...: i am sorry you are hot hahaha no aweeee it isn't my fault 12:51pm iC51NerdGo...: Its Gods fault 12:52pm Bad Boy Go...: nah your parents 12:53pm Bad Boy Go...: i refuse to give god credit for you hehehhe 12:53pm iC51NerdGo...: lol my parents were just the portal of life God made the goods on the inside 12:57pm Bad Boy Go...: your dad put the goods on the inside hahahah awwww i am sorry 1:02pm Bad Boy Go...: sorry Bad Boy Gone CleanAOD
Stupid Encounters *48
Ok so I was hit in my Chat box a few mins ago by this chick... I just got to laugh... I mean sure I'll send you fubucks np but only if you talk to me on a regular and you don't pose as someone else... be real! So I figured I'd put her on blast!   SWEET 14u FE Dj Scoob...: hun is there any way you can help me get some fubux together im using them for a bling pack   So anywho here the default:     Here's the Salute:     Not to mention she went a step ahead of all this and made a flashy pic!    Need I say more??? Stop being fake and be yourself!  SWEET 14u FE Dj Scoobydooxundrbssplayboy@ fubar
Stupid Encounters *49
YAY more stupid People! So I got this in my Chat box! Yay... Can you like I don't know get a job you mindless drome?   Bosslady: hey hun i am sorry to bug you but i am trying to lvl and i am looking friends and fans and trying to get rates and i nedd pimpouts plez also a rang bling. if you can plez help that be great   Here's her link... have fun with that one!  Bosslady@ fubar
Stupid Encounters *50
    Buzz:  100% sh*t faced! Level: Henchman (22) Gender: Male, 32 Location: Bishop, CA Status: BOMB ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!     1:39am LostGiant: how would u b with a strapon on?? 1:41am iC51NerdGo...: Seriously? Uncomfortable 1:42am LostGiant: would u ever use it on a guy ? 1:43am iC51NerdGo...: ROFL dont know many gay guys 1:44am LostGiant: sorry but all guys ARE NOT GAY! 1:48am iC51NerdGo...: I know but any guy willing to take something up the ass has to atleast be Gay or a little bit on the bi side   LostGiant
Stupid Convos
After I made a stupid remark on a photo:  the remark I made was No fucking, thank you. From PURPLE GRAPE: WHO WOULD WANT YOU OLD UGLY FUCKER To PG  Is Goodyear missing a blimp? From PURPLE GRAPE: YEAH U UGLY FUCK GO BACK TO IRAN DOUCHE BAG Then she blocked me Yay me Horwitz is a Persian last name?
Stupid Encounters *51
  7:59am dalejr999: how many day blast 8:20am iC51NerdGo...: 3 8:21am dalejr999: can u do 2 butt salutes a boob slute and a kitty 1 8:22am iC51NerdGo...: HAha no Im not a whore try Naughty Niikki 8:23am dalejr999: lol canu link me haha 8:23am iC51NerdGo...: sure 1 moment 8:24am iC51NerdGo...: 8:25am dalejr999: ty
Stupid Encounters *52
  2:42am mrmustard17: i need you so bad nerdgoddess 2:42am mrmustard17: : I am asking a huge huge favor of you. It has been a long 3 days with no sleep and the insomnia is still keeping me awake. the only way i can sleep is to jerk off. please come into cam with me. you don't have to do anything but watch if you don't want, i will make it quick. Please Please. Knowing the most beautiful woman i have ever seen is watching my dick will lul me to sleep. I need this 2:42am mrmustard17: please just cume watch me nothing else 2:43am iC51NerdGo...: ROFL!!!! WOW 2:44am mrmustard17: so? 2:45am iC51NerdGo...: Hmmm... lets see Watch a guy jerk off on cam or go write a fu song about the guy that wants me to go watch him jerk off on cam post it on youtube and humiliate him... I think option 2 is a good idea 2:50am iC51NerdGo...: What No response?   iC51NerdGo...: Ok well Sense you didn't read my profile at least before you know
Stupidity Does Not Discriminate
There are many people in life that are cruel and heartless as there are kind and each one holds a lesson to be learned by their presences. I had a conversation with a person wanting to justify ignorance and stupidity being the same thing when clearly it is not. Ignorance comes from the lack of knowledge where stupidity is knowing and not giving two cents.  Then the individual tried to justify her answers with throwing the race card in the the mix and because I have chocolate skin like her she assumed I'd jump on the wagon and ride on her insane trip of STUPIDITY! WTH dude are you freaking kidding me, stupidity does not choose on ethnic group over the other, it knows no height difference or proportion.  NO one  person is better than the other! We try and do things differently but it does not give us the right to abuse knowledge either. If a person is unknowing or lacking proper knowledge of a situation then their ignorance can be corrected but stupidity seems to be a stubborn trait th
Stupid Encounters #53
Producer Luke 137: there you areProducer Luke 137: how are you hunnProducer Luke 137: I made something for you too lolProducer Luke 137: I made it just fucking around cause I'm learning producing/recording engineeringProducer Luke 137: I want you to hear thisProducer Luke 137: yeah I dissed you in itProducer Luke 137: butProducer Luke 137: I didnt mean itProducer Luke 137: I just made something in response cause I assumed you wanted me toProducer Luke 137: I used pro tools to make my song Producer Luke 137: and I actually sang on it hahaProducer Luke 137: but I autotuned my voiceProducer Luke 137: well anyway I guess I'm talking to myself so duecesC51 Creations: You dissed me in itProducer Luke 137: you wanted me to rightProducer Luke 137: I didnt put this outProducer Luke 137: butC51 Creations: You just made it in my next video Producer Luke 137: okProducer Luke 137: wellProducer Luke 137: one thing thoProducer Luke 137: I want you to hear thisProducer Luke 137: and dont take anything
Stupid Encounters #54
8:03pm iC51NerdGoddessxF...: Sorry bout that it said in my live feed I got pimp slapped but i dont know if it was you or i read it wrong 8:03pm BULLETPROO...: um no 8:03pm iC51NerdGoddessxF...: Xhecked my notifications and there was nothing from you bout it but my live feed said you did so I dont know lol 8:04pm BULLETPROO...: whatever 8:05pm iC51NerdGoddessxF...: How can i make it up to ya 8:05pm BULLETPROO...: stay out of my sb FAGGOT!!! PIMP HAND HIM WHENEVER YOU FEEL LIKE IT! BULLETPROOF Fuengaged to AzianStarr28@ fubar
Stupid Encounters #55 The Birth Of A Terrorist
dawn: hi there...have ya seen a cock dye with green colore and the balls with a neon yellow if u dont add me im on my cam now my yahoo id is if u r in a good mood to have a look at me stroking my cock on the cam ? im me under yahoo ill be on now 3:49pm iC51NerdGo...: What lol? 3:52pm dawn: lol yeah i know its odd but i was a lil bit bored and i saw the dye around me so i did it r u into camming we can 3:54pm iC51NerdGo...: you know that causes cancer right? 3:56pm dawn: sorry what cancer ya talkin about and i know nothing pls can ya tell m e whats goin on 3:58pm dawn: lol ya meant the dye 3:59pm dawn: i got it now 3:59pm iC51NerdGo...: Yes it causes testicular cancer 4:00pm dawn: ya r kiddin me right omg pls say u r kiddin m e 4:00pm iC51NerdGo...: im not 4:00pm dawn: holy damn shit r ya a Dr ? 4:01pm iC51NerdGo...: Yes I am 4:01pm daw
Stupid Fucking People Who Do Stupid Fucking Things
Let's face it: People are stupid. In a society that exists in a world of logic and reason, we are hard pressed to find much of either one.In other words, common sense isn't that common.Here's a good example, I was having an insomnia fit and I decided to walk to the store to look at what new books have come out and to pick up a pack of camels, and as I was walking in the main entrance I passed a young mother pushing what looked to be a one year old child in the shopping cart....I'll let you think on that for a moment.It was after midnight, and this genius had her infant awake and at the goddamn grocery store. Not only that, but after she wheeled him out the front door, she started to light a cigarette not six inches from the kid's head!Question: When they were accepting enrollments in "Good Parenting" classes, were you sick that day or were you too busy getting your current boyfriend's name tattooed on your neck?Anybody who knows me, knows that I'm the LAST person who has roo
Stupid Encounter #56
  No Seriously... What The Fuck?
Stupid Encounter #57
This Guy... Hits me up and says... seeking a mistress to use me online. So I write back and say... Arnt you that guy that dances in pink underware on youtube? and he says... yes i am you tube video where g rated. i do mostly xrated pics and videos. i am seeking a mistress to use me online. have an interest mail me please then i can send you my info some pics and start with one of my videos. these videos would never be posted on you tube. i am into bdsm online and in person thanks bi slave rob peters. So I say... Right on Im on YouTube as well I do fubar Videos... its probably not a good idea sending random girls messages about seeking them to be online mistresses this can get you deleted! So he says... yes your right i don't usually. i guess i thought you were into bdsm online from your nick name my mistake. sorry i did not mean to say something wrong bi sl
Stupid Pages People Might Actually Use
I know this is anathema to certain people, but how about adding some utility and usability to aid members in enjoying the site the way casual observation reveals about their behavior patterns?   Suggestion #1 - Pimpout market/exchange. A place where people selling or needing pimpouts, buzzkills, pimp slaps, etc... can meet and exchange services, like an internal eBay or craigslist. Sure, it's not interacting with each other the way you might want us to, but it's how a lot of people interact, and would be much more useful than another way to spin those point wheels you say you're so disgusted with us for spinning so fast, anyway. People interacting and talking with people rather than clicking on pictures at random. This is a community of people you want to see interacting, and you keep giving us more excuses for narcissism and voyeurism. Not exactly social behavior. I think I'm done for now.   Love, Higgs Boson
Stupid Encounter #58
monnerz: shit the things i wud do 2 u babe 3:00pm iC51NerdGo...: lol 3:00pm monnerz: u r so sexy 3:00pm iC51NerdGo...: thanks 3:01pm monnerz: cant stop lookin at ya 3:01pm monnerz: wish u wer here 3:01pm iC51NerdGo...: I dont do germany... 3:02pm monnerz: lol its wer im based sorry 3:02pm monnerz: in my mind your here 3:03pm iC51NerdGo...: Do you imagine me fucking my hubby to? you know in your mind? 3:04pm monnerz: na just me lol 3:04pm iC51NerdGo...: yeah ok monnerz: if thats ok 3:06pm iC51NerdGo...: lol what part of im married did you not understand monnerz: awwww its just fun lol 3:07pm iC51NerdGo...: its ok though I know how poor the education system is there 3:07pm monnerz: im from england u crazy yank :08pm iC51NerdGo...: lol ok cause thats better 3:08pm iC51NerdGo...: anyways thanks for making my stupid encounter blog today! monnerz: got rent a gun or somthin kill some kids its all yea countrys good at 3:09pm iC51NerdGo...: ROFL ok 3:10pm monnerz: cya 3:10pm iC51NerdGo...: late
Stupid Encounter #59
2:42pm Midwest Man: Killer body 2:43pm iC51NerdGo...: Thanks 2:43pm Midwest Man: Anytime 2:45pm Midwest Man: We should take pics together 2:46pm iC51NerdGo...: of what 2:46pm Midwest Man: us looking hot 2:47pm iC51NerdGo...: Ask my manager 2:47pm Midwest Man: I'll have my manager get with your manager. Midwest Man@ fubar
Stupid People
YourAchill...: wanna fuck me?   cancel Chat 8:07pm more To YourAchill...: wow really??? I think you need to go back and learn some manners from your parents unless thats your thing is talking shit like that and for another I have someone and he doesnt take kindly to the shit you just said so get the hell out of my chat box thank you and have a nice day   cancel Chat 8:08pm reply YourAchill...: ok fuck you too   cancel Chat 8:08pm reply YourAchill...: bitch  
Stupid Encounter #60
2:19am clamdigger: shout me your cats page 2:22am iC51NerdGo...: 2:24am clamdigger: ty 2:24am iC51NerdGo...: welcome why did you want it 2:25am clamdigger: i love cats 2:25am iC51NerdGo...: right on 2:26am clamdigger: hope she adds me lol 2:27am iC51NerdGo...: Hes a he 2:27am clamdigger: ok im gay for kittys 2:32am iC51NerdGo...: umm clamdigger@ fubar
Stupid Encounter #61
TooMuch419...: hi sexy 7:58pm TooMuch419...: hello 8:00pm iC51NerdGo...: Hey whats up? 8:01pm TooMuch419...: your hot 8:01pm iC51NerdGo...: Thanks 8:02pm TooMuch419...: what made you stop in i see you are orgy ? 8:02pm iC51NerdGo...: Im a few lounges... someone invited me 8:02pm TooMuch419...: who ? 8:03pm iC51NerdGo...: Sweet Teddy but hes not in there now so i dont know 8:04pm TooMuch419...: he will be here dont leave 8:04pm TooMuch419...: faerie is on cam 1 u can join her if youd like 8:05pm TooMuch419...: imma have this place packed hopefully 8:07pm iC51NerdGo...: right on 8:08pm TooMuch419...: cam 4 me sexy 8:09pm iC51NerdGo...: Im on cam in orgy
Stupid Encounters #62 Don't Fuck With A Nerd!
Note his Stats: Status:I can turn anyone into a billionaire but are you willing to put you life in to it and the thing is to become a billionaire nothing is free but I can do it in less then a year but there are always repercussios to get there 11:50pm iC51NerdGo...: you should talk to my buisness consultent... see what we can do for ya 11:50pm KING OF KINGS: well would reather talk to you and only you 11:51pm iC51NerdGo...: you know what thats ok if you can't talk to my business consultent then your not serious... Im a business woman 11:52pm KING OF KINGS: well you know 11:53pm KING OF KINGS: it is up to you weathere you want som kick ass money 11:53pm iC51NerdGo...: no its up to you if you want some kick ass help I got money coming out my ass you see how many God Modes I bought myself? 11:54pm KING OF KINGS: yea but I mean I have one guy willing to design it for 100 bucks 11:56pm
**3.15.12**   If u don't interact with me often, DON'T come asking for a damn thing. u'll just get slapped or blocked for your stupidity.   Y ask me the same questions over and over just wording them differently EACH and EVERY time?   i do not have the time to b explainin all 28 years of my life, or get on cam and tell u what color i feel like wearing tomorrow when clearly my status is "i'm at work/away/etc." k.    if u don't like what i have to say, or don't say for that matter, then u know where the UNFRIEND button is.
Stupid Girl
Wanna love ya, Wanna bug ya, Wanna squeeze ya, Stupid girl. Wanna touch ya, Wanna take ya, Wanna shut ya, Stupid girl. I can't take this, Born to break this. She's going away, She's going away, What's wrong with my life today? She's going away, She's going away, What's wrong with my life today? Stupid girl, Stupid girl I'm a loner, I'm a loser, I'm a winner, In my mind. I'm a bad one, I'm a good one, I'm a sick one, With a smile. I can't take this, Born to break this. She's going away, She's going away, What's wrong with my life today? She's going away, She's going away, What's wrong with my life today? What's wrong with my life today? She's going away, She's going away, What's wrong with my life today? Stupid girl, Stupid girl Stupid girl, Stupid girl! (whoa, whoa-o-o, whoa-o-o, whoa-o-o-o-o-o, whoa-o-o, whoa-o-o, whoa-o-o-o-o-o) She's going away, She's going away, What's wrong with my life today? She's going away, She's going away
Stupid Encounters #63 Don't Fuck With A Nerd!
EatMyShorts: cal yer self a nerd hahaha god.iC51NerdGo...: ROFL bashing me for being fit... ok your a boy geniousEatMyShorts: no u bashing me for calling u a lier11:17pmEatMyShorts: u have to cry bout it lol11:18pmiC51NerdGo...: Yoou really think I give a flying fuck what someone calls me? Or therefor dosen't apperently if you had read my profile instead of stalked me you would know better...11:18pmEatMyShorts: by making videos .. cant solve it for your self11:18pmiC51NerdGo...: Cause Im not a lier... I tell it how it is11:18pmEatMyShorts: man yer dead likenate dogg. u cant rap worth shit11:18pmiC51NerdGo...: no but as soon as I do you will be deleted off fubar...11:19pmEatMyShorts: thats how u rolll11:19pmEatMyShorts: deleeted why11:19pmiC51NerdGo...: So no more worries my way11:19pmEatMyShorts: yer a bo zo11:20pmiC51NerdGo...: deleted why? lol bo zo all i gotta do is say your name and your accounts gone11:20pmEatMyShorts: i dont need that11:20pmEatMyShorts: stop it11:20pmEatMyShorts:
Stupid Encounter #64 (read Bottom To Top Its A Sb) Op Another Low Self Esteem Whore On The Fu
->*†*MISTRES...: well i already know them so yeah *†*MISTRES...: I DONT GIVE OUT THAT KINDA INFO ->*†*MISTRES...: so you must know where he lives whats his address and phone number? *†*MISTRES...: YEAH IN UR DREAMS ->*†*MISTRES...: he was with me last night ->*†*MISTRES...: right right *†*MISTRES...: LOL I WAS THERE LAST NIGHT AND ILL BE THERE IN A FEW MORE DAYS ->*†*MISTRES...: lol right keep telling yourself that *†*MISTRES...: DUMB* *†*MISTRES...: I KNOW FOR FACT U DONT DUMD ASS ->*†*MISTRES...: Yeah i do lol *†*MISTRES...: LMAO NO YOU DONT ->*†*MISTRES...: I live with him dumb cunt *†*MISTRES...: LOL ULL BE WAITING REALLY LMAO U WERENT INVITED ->*†*MISTRES...: I'll be waiting ->*†*MISTRES...: LOL your so dumb ->†S51™ BOY†...: and im on yahoo ->†S51™ BOY†...: BLOCK HER †S51™ BOY†...: really? this is news to me.
Stupid Encounters #65
richlove@ fubar   No... really? WTF? Like at first i'm like this can't be real... while playing speedbar... and so I had to add it to my favs to see the picture figured it was one of those fake chick photoshop salutes... Yeah turned out it was 10x Worse... so I figured i'd blog it! Enjoy!
Stupid Encounter #66
Ok I got 2 messages this morning... I also am trying to quit smoking... so I could just be thinking crazy on this one... but does this not sound really fucking strange or is it just me? Let me know in the comments! XBOBX Ageless Warrior@ fubar
Stupid Encounters #67 ... How Approprite
The Real Jessa:   1:27am more To iNiNjAdUrMoM: Im guessing you hate us both now?   cancel Chat 11:28am reply iNiNjAdUrMoM: no but i dont understand why u blocked nick   cancel Chat 11:30am more To iNiNjAdUrMoM: He pimp slapped me right when I activated my boomerang and I had been going though a horrible day with getting my test results from the doctor to see if I had cervical cancer or not   cancel Chat
Stupid Encounter #68
Your Master: you would look so good with my load on your face 11:24pm iC51NerdGo...: you would look so good in the trunk of my car wrapped in black trash bags with bricks and a chain wrapped around ya! Your Master@ fubar
Stupid Encounter #69
6:24pm Matt: i used to live in az 7:14pm iC51NerdGo...: I hate AZ lol how long did you live here? 7:15pm Matt: 5 years 7:15pm iC51NerdGo...: Where abouts? 7:16pm Matt: phoenix 7:18pm Matt: u single? 7:30pm iC51NerdGo...: didnt you just judge me? now how you gonna ask me if im single then judge me thats not how you get a girl 7:30pm Matt: how did i judge u 7:32pm iC51NerdGo...: Matt => iC51NerdGoddess... right u say ur a follower G then u show pics of peoples bowel movements and of u smoking fake pot leaves. funny way of showing ur love of God 7:34pm Matt: besides who say im looking for a girlfriend 7:37pm iC51NerdGo...: I didnt cause i dont judge or assume 7:39pm Matt: oh well. so i do big deal 11:28pm iC51NerdGo...: Btw jfs... if you wernt single... you wouldent have it set single on your profile thus leaving us all to believe you don't have one ounce of respe
Stupid Newbs
pm iNiNjAdUrM...: imma be blunt on here ... if u dont have $$$ no chick will talk to u 3:53pm Donald Gould: fine 3:54pm Donald Gould: i don't like you 3:56pm iNiNjAdUrM...: lmfao, i wasnt talking bout me idiot i was talkin bout the rest of fubar but since u have the iq of a Door knob fuck off
Stupid Encounters #70 Omg The New Cs5.5 Is The Shit!
C51 Creations: CS5.5dj.tsmooth: i am gonna raise elements to 7dj.tsmooth: ill say 7dj.tsmooth: but there is soooo much on cs5dj.tsmooth: honestlyC51 Creations: is that your final answerC51 Creations: no nodj.tsmooth: i mean thats toughC51 Creations: CS5.5dj.tsmooth: what is that?C51 Creations: CS5 1/2C51 Creations: its the new onedj.tsmooth: i got the newest oneC51 Creations: just released todayC51 Creations: no nodj.tsmooth: oh really?C51 Creations: this is CS5.5dj.tsmooth: i wonder what has changed?C51 Creations: 3 hours ago C51 Creations: just releaseddj.tsmooth: damn that sucksC51 Creations: EVERYTHINGdj.tsmooth: everything?C51 Creations: its badassdj.tsmooth: that would be hard to believeC51 Creations: You dont even need a computer anymoredj.tsmooth: u mean from cs5 to cs5.5dj.tsmooth: huh?C51 Creations: no like its set up like WiiC51 Creations: like virtaldj.tsmooth: like wii?C51 Creations: you can use power wandsdj.tsmooth: i wouldnt like thatdj.tsmooth: i hate wiiC51 Creations:
Stupid Encounter #71
iC51NerdGo...: thanks 5:17pm 6028312: u ever smoke regualr cigs? 5:22pm 6028312: hm? 5:23pm iC51NerdGo...: I smoke all cigs 5:24pm 6028312: thats soo hott 5:24pm 6028312: would u ever give someone a blowjob while u smoke? 5:24pm iC51NerdGo...: Why you ask? 5:25pm 6028312: just curious.. it would be amazing, though I cant get one from you, I can imagine lol 5:26pm iC51NerdGo...: ask my hubby 5:33pm iC51NerdGo...: lol I figured that would get you to stop saying fucked up perverted things to someone who's profile you didn't read before sbing me... beauty isen't everything... brains are which you obviously don't have. So happy by the way to hear a fireman say smoking's hott to btw... 6028312: yes it is hot, so what.. burning a house down isnt hot, now lol
Stupid Encounters #72
Stupid Encounter #73 Lmao
8:50pm DjCeltic4p...: hey hun would you be online right now i have a codeing qution 8:52pm iC51NerdGo...: Send all coding questions to my #3698 friend! ty 8:53pm DjCeltic4p...: ok is he online 8:53pm iC51NerdGo...: yes 8:53pm iC51NerdGo...: i just got off the phone with him 8:55pm DjCeltic4p...: ok how do i find him hun im not finding him by the number do you have his profile link? please 8:58pm iC51NerdGo...: Whats your question? 8:58pm DjCeltic4p...: well im wantting my loung banner to be my edit botton but i caint remeber for the life of me right where to put it im in the right area but caint remeber what excat spot to put it
Stupid Encounter #74 Lmao
11:34pm cajunh...: love you look 11:34pm iC51Ne...: aweee Thank you 11:35pm cajunh...: its true 11:35pm iC51Ne...: What do you like about it? 11:36pm cajunh...: is this a trick question? 11:37pm iC51Ne...: answer it and find out 11:37pm cajunh...: think your pretty, THATS ALL 11:40pm cajunh...: LEARN TO TAKE A COMPLIMENENT FRIEND 11:41pm cajunh...: GUESS YOU THINK THAT WAS A ATTEMPT TO FUCK YOU, LMAO 11:42pm cajunh...: you funking women or so arrogant 11:43pm
Stupid Laws
Stupid Laws It's legal for couples to have sex in a parked vehicle during their lunch break from work, as long as the car or van has drawn curtains to stop strangers from peeking in New Mexico. In Canada, It is illegal for a teen to walk down main street for Fort Qu'Appelle with their shoes untied. In Canada, It is illegal to leave your horse in front of the Country Squire without hitching it securely to the hitching post. In Alabama, it is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle. In Norfolk, Virginia, a woman can't go out without wearing a corset. (There was a civil-service job- for men only- called a corset inspector.) In Connecticut, You can be stopped by the police for biking over 65 miles per hour. It is unlawful to lend your vacuum cleaner to your next-door neighbor in Denver. In Woodstock, NY it is illegal to walk your bear on the street without a leash. In Merryville, Missouri, women are prohibited from wearing corsets because "the privilege
Stupidity Should Be Painful.
Ok, so, I'm a judgemental asshole. I admit it and I refuse to apologize for it. Wait a second, hear me out. I don't judge EVERYONE or EVERYTHING. I judge stupidity and the people who continue to make the same stupid, painful, alienating mistakes over and over again. Like me! I judge and criticize myself relentlessly before anyone else. It's not like I think I'm better than everyone. God no. However, I TRY not to make the same mistakes over and over again. TRY is the key word. Most people don't even try. Would you continue to put your hand on a scalding hot stove if you knew you'd get second degree burns? Uhh, no! Yes, I get it, we're all human and humans make mistakes. Humans are also mammals and mammals are social creatures which means they're smarter by design. We learn from the people around us, by society, our friends and family. STOP PUTTING YOUR HAND ON THE GOD DAMN HOT ASS STOVE!! Look, I'm that friend that sticks by your side the first 20 times you fuck up. I'm lendin
Stupid Encounter #75 Rawrherhighness
Alright.... fun fun... now all these comments you have to keep in mind came from the Whos Who Contest a certain someone did for fun. FOR FUN! Lol... so to take this to an extreme is stupidity! Lets get down to it. The contest was obveously for the best FuTuber. I won 260 to 187... YAY for me. How great it is an "Original" won? Anyways... I do not hate Rawr one bit... but for some reason she loves to hate on me. To say I make fun of people in my Videos is exactully true. If someone fucks with someone I care about then be damn sure I'll make a song about them. Have I got Bling Packs or Blings to make videos for other? Damn rigt I have why not? Show me were thats wrong? Last time I checked I had the freedom to speak my mind and live my own life the way I want to. Besides... it's business at that point... want to hate me? Who cares. 2nd did I get my account suspended for 5 months? Damn right! Everythng besides the cheating thng was absolutly real. I don't hide from people which you can c
Stupid C^nt!!!
I am so fucking tired of that so called sister of mine thinking she knows it all! Well let me say a few things..... Im not the Bi-Polar, Alcoholic, Addict that she is, nor am I narcositic, pretetious, or a hipocrit. I have made all my choices in my life as I SEE FIT. Not because someone or some substance has directed me to. What does she think that im just gonna roll ovee and allow her to try and take my soul from me? I dont think so. I will fight tooth and nail. Let her try.. If she wants a fight then BRING IT. Im ready and willing to go to the ends of the universe to protect my soul.... For her actions now have just sealed her own coffin, and she will never see my soul again. COMPLETELY CUT OFF is what she is...... BURN IN YOUR OWN HELL DEAR LITTLE SISTER.....

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