A State Highway employee stopped at a farm to talk with an old Iowa
> Farmer. He told the farmer, "I need to inspect your farm for a possible
new
> road."
>
> The old farmer said, "OK, but you can't go in that field over there."
>
> The Highways employee said, "I have the authority of the State
Government
> to go where I want. See this card? I am allowed to go wherever I wish on
> your farm land."
>
> So the old farmer went on about his farm chores.
>
> Later, he heard loud screams and saw the State Highway employee running
> for the fence and close behind was the farmer's prize bull. The bull was
> madder than a nest full of hornets and was gaining on the State Highway
> Employee at every step!
>
> The old farmer called out, "Show him your card!"
>
