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Oh man I love my life.It's story time children,I know it's not time for bed,but hopefully a good laugh will get your day started great&it'll stay that way.Ok a few day's ago I was walking Sophie&I forgot the poopy bag,she goes potty&the lady across the street comes out hollering&sticking her nose in where it doesn't belong(wish I would have smashed her snoopy nose right in Sophie's dook)So I ask her for a bag she say's no I ain't got no bag,mind you she has two dog's of her own,so she basically wanted to make me look like an asshole.So I get walking turn around&she's still standing there staring me down,so I go back get in her face&chew her ass out,she goes running into the house like the coward that she is,you know the type talk the talk but they can't walk the walk,we most of you know I talk the talk,walk the walk&I don't take shit from anybody.I don't care who you are.So and this is the best part,you might want to pee before reading this.let me just say first that god work's in very funny way's&obviously doesn't like bitches shit on good people.So today I'm walking Sophie&she take's a huge crap in this lady's yard.Yeah hooray for Sophie,you go girl.I had brought the poopy bag,but this bitch see's this,come's running outside going nutt's so I walk up to her,hand the bag to her&say now you got a bag bitch.Have a nice day lol.Hope you guy's liked that.Have a great day!!!
