iC51NerdyBitchxOGAHOWNERxHDsPORTxDNSxRGx's blog: "STUPID ENCOUNTERS"

AV8RBASSPL...: Hello ma'am! May I begin by saying, I'm neither a slobbering perverted deviant, OR dirty old man, or any combination thereof. Would merely like to offer my "Super spiffy neat-o" friendship service to you. Need Likes, Rates, EVEN the 11's? When you send out the call, I snap into action at flagrant disregard of both my own, and any unfortunate soul that may happen to be in my way's safety! Why, I've been Hospitalized 119 times thus far this MONTH! Why? Because I believe in what I do! And the psychiatrist said something about Im..In...saneeI don't remember, wasn't listening anyway. Ok, you couldn't look me in the eye and say I didn't at LEAST get a snicker, could ya? Oh, you COULD technically speaking since...Oh, lemme be your friend? ARGHHHH! I cant get the cursor on your page to let me select fan, rate, friend request...so...I did it this way...Oh, BTW, I ask this of all people I talk to here that list music as an interest (i'm a musician) and love to discuss such.

AV8RBASSPL...: Hi there! Ty! Straight up, although I took a goofy attitude in the request, I'm REALLY not a deviant, dirty old man or Transvestite Prostitute. I was reading through your blogs most the idiot encounters you had, and I was really impressed with how quick andALWAYS had a comeback loaded and ready to fire. I just kinda think besides you obviously not having an I.Q. lower than a toaster, You just seem cool to talk to is all i'm sayin...

AV8RBASSPL...: And I'm either here, but prolonged exposure causes migranes, blindness nausea and complete nervous break downs, so I go to Facebook at that point so I sent you an add request from there since I don't know where i'll be time to time.

Crush iC51...: Wait so your saying I have a low I.Q.

AV8RBASSPL...: LMAO! NO!! I said you had a HIGHER I.Q. than a blender

Crush iC51...: no you said and I quote "I just kinda think besides you obviously not having an I.Q. lower than a toaster,"

AV8RBASSPL...: Uh oh...I worded that backwards, didn't I?

Crush iC51...: you think

AV8RBASSPL...: Ok. I think I can clear this up quick. What I MEANT to say, Is it's CLEAR you're NOT "I.Q. Challenged" don't have the I.Q.

AV8RBASSPL...: Of a blender

AV8RBASSPL...: Thus MUST be higher.

Crush iC51...: Yes its Clear... My Profile tells all about me if someone does not choose to read it, its their fault

AV8RBASSPL...: Know what? I think the blender's the problem here, let's remove it COMPLETELY out of the equasion...

AV8RBASSPL...: What i SHOULD have said, was "You strike me as intelligent"

Crush iC51...: yes

AV8RBASSPL...: My deepest and most sincere apologies. for the misunderstanding. MY fault.

Crush iC51...: well I just figured that if you were going to choose to stalk me on fubar and then stalk me on facebook... you would not want to stalk someone whom is dumb

AV8RBASSPL...: Now, this ws purely theoretical of course, but, to begin with, stalking isn't really a strong suit because having not done it, i'd not go very far for very long. Were I being held at gunpoint and FORCED to stalk someone, I would AT LEAST want to stalk someone Intelligent, with lightning fast, RAZOR SHARP wit.

AV8RBASSPL...: See, were I (again, at gunpoint forced to do so) Choosing to stalk someone who was dumb may never catch onto the fact that they were, in fact BEING stalked, thus negating the purpose and the point moot.

AV8RBASSPL...: Now, THAT is ROCK SOLID logic.